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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:25,019 Well, Al, I got all the food out of the refrigerator. 2 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:28,556 Honey, it was nice of you to take Marcy's advice... 3 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:31,659 ...And hire a woman to fix the refrigerator. 4 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:35,029 I wish I could hire somebody to fill it. 5 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,731 Dream on, Al. 6 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:41,268 Well, since someone's gonna be doing some work in the kitchen... 7 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,971 ...I guess I'd better go upstairs and rest. 8 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:57,585 Well, I'm ready, Mr. Bundy. 9 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,587 Me too. 10 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,960 Let me just check out the wiring. 11 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,295 Take your time. 12 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:14,668 I'll just be looking over your...shoulder. 13 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:17,438 Look at this. 14 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,773 Directions on how to clean the oven. 15 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:23,110 Still in its original plastic. 16 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:28,949 That's the little woman's. I'll just go and put it up in the attic with her iron. 17 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:34,321 Excuse me. Just keep looking. 18 00:02:37,091 --> 00:02:38,526 What's the emergency, Al? 19 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,628 It's in the kitchen. 20 00:02:48,102 --> 00:02:50,671 You brought me all the way over here... 21 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,107 ...Just to see that? 22 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,943 Thanks, Al. 23 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,981 You know, Al, this brings back memories. 24 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:05,019 I saw one of those in college once. 25 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:08,188 I used to jog behind her for hours. 26 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,425 I ran a marathon once and didn't even know it. 27 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:14,895 You know her name? 28 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:18,198 Yeah, but I'm calling her Heidi. 29 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:23,103 You know, Al, I feel kind of like a pig... 30 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:25,506 ...Standing here, enjoying myself... 31 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:29,877 ...Staring at a poor, unsuspecting woman as if she were a piece of meat. 32 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,581 Look, Al, she's moving. 33 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:40,254 Yeah, looks like two little kittens playing gently under some denim. 34 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:49,196 I think it looks more like an apple, Al. 35 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:54,168 - What kind of apple, Steve? - A little red one. 36 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,773 You know how they are just before you pick-- 37 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,412 You're a pig, Al. 38 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,147 Oh, hello, Marcy. 39 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:09,750 I gotta go back to the shop and get more tools. 40 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,819 Hurry back. 41 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:16,824 This is why you left the PBS pledge drive? 42 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:22,596 Well, this is something like Masterpiece Theater. 43 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,765 I can't believe it. 44 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,834 You're as bad as Al. 45 00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:28,535 You're worse than Al. 46 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:32,673 He's nothing but a Neanderthal sexist, but at least he doesn't hide it. 47 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:36,243 Hide it? I got a T-shirt that says it. 48 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:41,081 I never thought I'd say this, but, Steven Rhoades... 49 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:44,985 ...Under that sensitive, caring facade, you're nothing but a... 50 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:47,688 - ...A man! - That's not true. 51 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:52,693 Hi there, Marcy. 52 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:56,063 Do you know what is going on underneath your very own roof? 53 00:04:56,230 --> 00:05:01,502 Well, we're rotting our lives away, but the kids seem to enjoy it. 54 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:06,373 Not that. Our husbands have been ogling the repair girl. 55 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,841 That's repair "woman." 56 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,711 Marcy, calm down. 57 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:13,981 Men will look at anything. 58 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:24,224 By the way, what are you doing tonight? 59 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:28,829 I don't know. We were going to go to a fundraiser for my women's group. 60 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,832 But since I think he'd be spending the evening... 61 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,334 ...Looking up the toastmaster's dress... 62 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,905 - ...I guess I'm free tonight. - Was it gonna be formal? 63 00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:42,009 You know, a bunch of 300-pound women in crew cuts and flannel shirts? 64 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:44,912 Well, actually, some wear tweed. 65 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:46,747 Keep it up, Steven. 66 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:51,351 Just slide down that evolutionary scale. 67 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,754 Yes, Peg, I'm free tonight. 68 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:56,557 - What did you have in mind? - Come over tonight. 69 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,792 Some neighborhood girls are dropping by. 70 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,095 That sounds like fun. I'll bring a cake. 71 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:04,131 If there's a cake, watch your fingers setting it out. 72 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:06,734 One of the girls has been known to debone a chicken... 73 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,836 ...From across the room. 74 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:13,574 It wasn't from across the room, Al. 75 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,676 I'll be here. 76 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,779 Steve, I'm going home now. 77 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:22,449 You? You can put a little mirror on your shoes... 78 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:26,120 ...And go downtown for secretary lunchtime. 79 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:29,656 Marce, come on. So I stared at a heinie. 80 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,825 Does that make me a bad guy? 81 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,895 So, Al... 82 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:38,866 - You were staring at that girl too, huh? - Yeah. 83 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,069 I bet she had great legs. 84 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,771 Yeah. 85 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,840 - Good breasts? - Oh, yeah. 86 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:50,144 - You want to go upstairs? - Yeah. 87 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,682 Wait a minute. With you? 88 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,287 Oh, yeah. 89 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,897 Isn't there any more cake? 90 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:14,434 Sorry about your finger, Marcy. 91 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:18,906 That's okay. It's only a flesh wound. 92 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:23,277 I can't believe your husbands were staring at that poor girl. 93 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:28,916 You know, because of men like that, I don't even wear shorts anymore. 94 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:33,921 You sure it wasn't because of the guys with the harpoons? 95 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:40,327 Must he be here? 96 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,529 We had sex today. 97 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,736 That must be the beef people. 98 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:55,709 Is that the other pig? 99 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,444 It is. 100 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,547 Don't challenge them, Steve. 101 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:04,618 I've seen them send stronger men than you screaming to their graves. 102 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,922 Anyway, Marce, I brought you flowers. 103 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,526 Gee, Al, how come you never bring me flowers? 104 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,661 We had sex today. 105 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:21,101 Well, I know, but something I could enjoy would be nice. 106 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:25,672 I'll remember that next month when you come begging. 107 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:29,042 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 108 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:34,715 - Marcy, can I talk to you for a second? - Steve, please. 109 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,751 I'm talking with my new friends. 110 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:42,356 Marcy, he's undressing me with his eyes. 111 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:46,260 Madam, that would take years. 112 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:53,700 Well, I'm tired of sitting around the house. I do that all day long. 113 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,535 Why don't we go out tonight? 114 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,971 Someplace fun. 115 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,207 Okay, girls, I've got it. 116 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,343 Let's go to Troy's. 117 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:06,346 That's a good idea. I've been there. 118 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,951 That sounds like fun. What's Troy's? 119 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,388 Peggy, this is a strip joint. 120 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:51,024 Really? Gee, I didn't know. 121 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,427 You know, I've passed by dozens of times... 122 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,729 ...But I've never actually been in. 123 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,398 Hi, Mrs. Bundy. 124 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:03,036 Hey, Mrs. Bundy, what's going on? 125 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,872 How you doing, Big Red? 126 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:09,276 Okay, so I've been here once. 127 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,411 Usual table, Mrs. Bundy? 128 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:14,014 But I tipped well. 129 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,466 I can't believe we're actually here. 130 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,202 Does Al approve of you coming to places like this? 131 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,237 He's got mixed feelings. 132 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:40,474 Actually, he doesn't know. 133 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,243 Good evening, ladies. Mrs. Bundy. 134 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:47,114 - Can I get you anything? - Yes. We'll have five of the usual. 135 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,983 Five strawberry Fanny-Bangers coming right up. 136 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,429 Peggy, I'm feeling a little uncomfortable here. 137 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:05,966 That's okay, Marcy. It always takes me a while to warm up too. 138 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,935 Gangway! 139 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,253 Look at it, Steve. 140 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:37,764 It's like two rhinos gently playing under a tarp. 141 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:42,502 Well, I don't know who worked on this baby before me... 142 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:45,305 ...But they sure didn't know what they were doing. 143 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,076 She knew what she was doing, all right. 144 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:54,147 Goes to show you, you want something fixed right, hire an ugly man. 145 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,184 You have my utmost confidence. 146 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:01,588 You know, Steve, 16 years ago, Peg's father came to me and said: 147 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:05,892 "Here, take it. From me to you, it's yours. It's hardly been used." 148 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,961 I should have known something was up. 149 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,498 Come to think of it, he sold me that refrigerator too. 150 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:17,404 - Where do you think the girls went, Al? - To a nice place. Away. 151 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,441 She's never walked out without letting me explain. 152 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:25,378 - What were you going to explain? - It's simple. I was going to explain... 153 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:30,550 ...That while it might have appeared we were looking at that girl's rear end... 154 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:35,722 ...So admirably hoisted in the air before us... 155 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,459 ...What I was actually doing was looking with admiration... 156 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:43,597 ...As I pondered how far women have come in the last 100... 157 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,166 ...Nay, 50 years. 158 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,636 Yeah, but she did have a nice one, huh? 159 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,439 You betcha. 160 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:57,010 But I still feel like a hypocrite. I give money to women's causes. 161 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,580 Look, it's good for women to be gone when they're mad at you. 162 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:04,417 It's good for women to be gone, but especially when they're mad at you. 163 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:08,855 Because they go out, they see what's available: those fat, bald little twerps... 164 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:12,292 ...That don't know how lucky they are they can't get a woman... 165 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,694 ...And they crawl back to you, thankful... 166 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:19,032 ...Knowing that there's no way they can do better than us. Let's face it... 167 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:24,571 ...You don't go fishing for minnows when you've got Moby Dick at home. 168 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:35,749 All that knowledge, and you sell shoes. 169 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:40,453 Michelangelo was just a painter, but he did other stuff too. 170 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:46,660 Well, Al, this may come as a shock to you... 171 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,462 ...But I love my wife. I like being with her. 172 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,731 I'm not happy when she's mad at me. 173 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:57,604 So I'm gonna find out where Troy's is, and I'm gonna go and apologize. 174 00:13:57,771 --> 00:14:00,640 Hey, Hot Tub Girls is on. 175 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,679 I don't care, Al. I'm gonna go apologize. 176 00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:13,687 See, Al, it's time you joined the 20th century. 177 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:19,226 Appreciate women for what they have up here, not for-- They're huge. 178 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,933 What are you doing? 179 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,236 - Hi, Bud. - Hi, Dad. 180 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,939 - I want to talk to you about something. - Put a fire under it. 181 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,408 Daddy's trying to help Steve. 182 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,779 It's about me and Kelly having to go to Grandma's. 183 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,248 What about it? 184 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,817 Why are we being punished? 185 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,288 Why am I? Why are any of us? 186 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,423 Are we done, Bud? 187 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,528 No, Dad. Look, Grandma's real nice and all... 188 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,932 ...But that said, she smells. 189 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,436 And she makes me dance with her. 190 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:07,340 Bud, do what I do. Ride on her feet. 191 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,110 Please, Dad, send Kelly. 192 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:13,680 She's used to dancing with smelly old people for money. 193 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,383 Let me tell you about grandparents. 194 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,485 They're your roots and your heritage. 195 00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:24,557 And they won't be around forever. But they do own some lakefront property. 196 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,726 You get my drift, son? 197 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,763 - Thanks, Dad. - You're welcome. 198 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:34,901 So that's what they mean by quality time. 199 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,337 No, Steve. This is. 200 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,740 Mr. Bundy, can I use your bathroom? 201 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,780 No. 202 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,151 Well, then, I'm just about done then. 203 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:56,056 - Did I just hear a car pull up? - Steve, what's wrong with you? 204 00:15:56,222 --> 00:16:00,393 You must be the only guy in America who wants his wife to come home. 205 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,130 Many's a night I sit here, looking across at my wife... 206 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,566 ...As she's sitting there, like you are... 207 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:10,603 ...And I look at her, and I think, "Go home." 208 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:18,078 Then the horror hits me because it dawns on me... 209 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,380 ...She is home. 210 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,918 Now look what you've done. You've depressed me. 211 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:32,659 - Daddy. - It's like they know. What is it, honey? 212 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:36,696 - Bud said only I'm going to Grandma's. - No, you're both going. 213 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,866 Come on, Dad. It's just a waste of my time. 214 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,169 She can't even tell us apart anyhow. 215 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,707 She's always telling Bud what a fine woman he's growing into. 216 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:51,044 And then she sends me out to chop wood. 217 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,447 They want to see you. If you don't go, they'll come here. 218 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,417 We can't afford to reglaze the bathtub. 219 00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,786 Go on upstairs and pack. 220 00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:02,188 Fine. But Bud can help her cross her legs... 221 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,959 ...Because I want to have children someday. 222 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:16,503 Al, you've got a...lovely daughter. Let me ask you this: 223 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,471 When she grows up... 224 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:23,143 ...Don't you want her to be appreciated for more than just her physical beauty? 225 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:27,347 Well, let's see, Steve, how can I answer that? Well, let's see. 226 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,683 Kelly, honey, come on down here a second. 227 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:34,020 Come here, sweetheart. I want you to tell Uncle Steve... 228 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:38,925 ...What your guidance counsellor said, what career you'd be best suited for. 229 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:42,128 Lumber camp toy or the other woman. 230 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:52,705 Thank you, sweetheart. You were saying, Steve? 231 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,075 Well, Mr. Bundy, she's working. 232 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,279 No, she's not. She's out with the girls. 233 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,282 - How much do I owe you? - Eighty bucks. 234 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,285 Eighty dollars to fix a big, hulking thing that won't work... 235 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,920 ...And $20 to marry one. 236 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:13,460 Wait a second. If this is where I hide my money... 237 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,563 ...Where did my money go? 238 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,361 They keep it awfully hot in here, don't they? 239 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:52,198 Peggy, you just put a dollar bill down that man's pants. Why? 240 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,602 Because my checkbook makes him walk funny. 241 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,074 How long are we gonna be here? 242 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:06,012 Not long. Just long enough to spend this. 243 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,406 That was our construction worker. 244 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,643 He's got a tool for every occasion. 245 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,481 I think I should be going. 246 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:45,785 And now, ladies, let's give a big Troy's welcome for our Latin lover: 247 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,721 El Zorro! 248 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:52,592 Hola, muchacho. 249 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,059 Marcy, tip him. 250 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:03,229 - Go on. Tip him. - Take all of it. 251 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,032 I'm not putting money down a man's pants. 252 00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:11,104 It's dirty. It's immoral. It's degrading. 253 00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:15,642 Dollars. Dollars. 254 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,343 Give me more dollars. 255 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,112 Marcy, calm down. 256 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,749 Zorro doesn't come back unless you give him dollars. 257 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,221 Hey, Zorro. 258 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,824 Bump it back this way, honey. 259 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:35,294 Thattaboy. 260 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,582 It's always the quiet ones. 261 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,510 My wedding ring. It's gone. 262 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:28,314 Peggy, I've lost my wedding ring down Zorro's pants! 20756

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