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Fuck. Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Erika.
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I'm a slave to this vagina.
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-Join the fucking club.
-Hmm.
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I think all this gum-chewing
is giving me TMJ.
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Oh, please.
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My jaw's still sore
from all the dick I sucked
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in Laguna last weekend.
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You know,
I kind of thought this job
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was gonna be a little bit more
intellectually stimulating.
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Oh, you're serious.
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But I, like,
seriously need the money,
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so I guess
beggars can't be choosers.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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-You don't have a trust fund?
-Huh?
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What are you, an orphan?
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Hmm.
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Oh, shit.
Vikktor, twelve o'clock.
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Elliot.
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Erika would like to see you
in her office.
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Me?
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Well, you know I hate criticism,
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especially when it's accurate.
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Art these days is all about
more noise, more commotion,
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otherwise you might as well
be zombie-scrolling TikTok.
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It's so
"my cock's bigger than yours"
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and it's so fucking boring.
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And I'm bored. I'm bored. Bye.
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Ugh, sorry about that.
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Oh, no problem.
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Elliot.
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Yes.
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How long have you been
working for me now?
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A little over a week, I think.
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Wow.
That long already.
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And how are you liking it here?
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-I love it.
-Oh.
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-I see you've signed your NDA.
-Hmm?
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In your application packet.
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Yep. Yes. Uh-huh.
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Well, we all think you're doing
an excellent job here.
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Oh, great.
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But...
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There is... There is something
I need to speak with you about.
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I wouldn't want you to take this
the wrong way.
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But the way
you've been looking at me
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has been making me
feel uncomfortable.
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What?
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Don't pretend you haven't
been flirting with me, Elliot.
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And it is entirely inappropriate
in the workplace.
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Oh, my God.
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I am so sorry.
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I, um...
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I don't even know
what I've been doing, exactly,
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but I promise, whatever it is,
I-I will stop immediately.
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As long as we're really
on the same page about that.
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I would love to be
on the same page. Yes.
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Okay. Oh, gosh.
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Life... so fucking short.
Don't you think?
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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What? I'm sorry. I...
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Um, aren't you not supposed
to ask questions like that?
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I'm not.
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Have I offended you?
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No. No.
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I just...
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do... have a girlfriend.
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Good. That helps.
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You wouldn't get weird then.
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Weird?
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If we fucked.
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So your relationship
with your former employer
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was initiated by her?
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And you say it was primarily
sexual in nature?
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Uh-huh.
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-What's that?
-Yes.
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-Am I a suspect here?
-Depends.
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Elliot, look. I realize
it's been a long night,
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but we really need you
to tell us the whole story.
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Okay. Yeah. I know. Um...
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It started a couple months ago,
when I was fresh out of school.
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I was broke,
and in desperate need of a job.
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Sex and sexuality
are central to my work
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because as an artist
I'm... I'm seeking pure truth.
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You know, what lurks beneath
the facades people hide behind.
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What are you watching?
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It's for my interview
this afternoon.
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What interview?
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With her. Erika Tracy.
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I'm interviewing to be
her assistant at her studio.
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You think her boobs are real?
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When you fuck someone,
even a one-night stand,
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you're physically
and emotionally naked.
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There's no bullshit,
no presentation.
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That person knows you
better than your mother
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or your best friend ever will.
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She's so good with words, right?
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-She looks kind of evil.
-I know.
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Apparently, the rumor is that
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she, like, fucked Vincent Gallo
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at The Brown Bunny premiere
in New York when she was 18.
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Is it embarrassing
that I think that's cool?
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Only if you care
that that's embarrassing.
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Everyone has a persona
they put on in public.
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But during sex,
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your most intimate,
primal self is revealed.
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That's what turns me on
creatively.
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Okay, remind me
what the difference is
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between this and porn.
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You know, lighting, context.
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Right.
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So does this mean
that you're gonna
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pay your share of the rent
for a change?
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Uh, I mean I have to get
the job first, but I hope so.
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Yeah. Me too. I'm tired
of supporting your lazy ass.
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Did you eat
my fucking yogurt again?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll get you more. I promise.
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-Activia.
-The green kind.
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I know.
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You got this, man.
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Hi. I'm here
for my 3:30 interview.
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Elliot?
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Should I give this to you
or sh...
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Sh... Should I...
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Unless you'd rather stand
for the entire interview.
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No. No.
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Oh, sorry. Here you go.
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So. Tell me
a little bit about yourself.
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Well, I'm...
My name's Elliot. Um...
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I graduated from UCLA
with a BFA in New Media...
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That is all stuff
in that resume, though.
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-Why do you want to work here?
-Oh, well, I love your work.
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My early stuff
or my recent work?
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Uh... honestly, both.
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Contemporary art is a scam,
you know that, right?
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Uh... Uh-huh.
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The real art
is convincing people
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you're making something
meaningful and complex,
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when it's really just
arbitrary masturbation.
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I'm currently working on
a photographic series
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of nude men putting on make-up.
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You should...
You should pose for me.
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Oh!
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That's so flatter... No, no, no.
I couldn't.
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-No, it's not really my thing.
-Are you ashamed of your body?
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Oh, no. I wouldn't say that.
I just...
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You look bad without clothes on.
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No, I look fine
without clothes on.
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-I don't know about that either.
-Oh, is your dick a little...
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-No, it's just not my thing.
-It's okay.
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-No, I don't know why...
-It's fine, if it is.
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No. My... It's not my...
No, my dic...
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Oh! Sorry.
I don't mean to say "dick."
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That's a rude thing
to say in an interview.
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Oh, my God.
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Calm down.
I am fucking with you. Wow.
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I would never say anything
that inappropriate.
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You...
Okay. Okay.
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The, uh, door has been open
the entire time
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if you haven't noticed,
as per the woke police, so...
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Feel free to run away any time.
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Um... No.
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-I'm good.
-Yeah.
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Can never be too careful.
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It's a good thing you have
a sense of humor though,
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'cause otherwise,
this is definitely
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not the place for you.
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Yeah. So, I'm...
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I'm getting that, yeah.
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Okay, you're hired.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Holy sh... Wow.
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Yeah, this was just a formality.
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-Oh, my God.
-But, you just...
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You need to just... loosen up.
You're very tightly wound.
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And a little loud.
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Uh, yeah. No problem.
I can 100% do that.
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All right.
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-Bye-bye.
-Is it... Okay.
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Um... I... Oh, I... Uh, thanks.
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Thank you. Honestly.
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So Erika began grooming you
the day that you met her?
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"Grooming" is kind of
a loaded word.
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I mean, our relationship
was 100% consensual,
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and, I mean, the attraction
was definitely mutual.
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Plus, she was only 14 1/2 years
older than I was.
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Erika was your employer, though.
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Yes. Yeah, but, in a weird way,
that dynamic is kind of what...
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what made it so hot.
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I mean, it was...
you know, it was forbidden.
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It was...
against society's rules.
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So are you saying
you didn't find it suspicious
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that out of
all the qualified applicants,
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Erika hired you for the position
right on the spot?
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How awesome is that?
My first post-college job!
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Awesome. You're
a pretentious artist's peon.
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Well, Erika's actually
not pretentious at all.
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She's really cool and...
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What are you studying?
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My neuropharmacology exam
is this Friday.
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What?
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I thought maybe we could
have some celebration sex.
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We just had sex 11 days ago.
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Unlike some people,
I've got actual work to do
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and I can't accomplish anything
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with you constantly draining
my chi energy.
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-Come on, Doctor. Please?
-You're a sex addict.
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Sex addiction's a myth.
I read it on the Internet.
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Oh, Elliot.
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I want you so bad.
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Please fuck my brains out...
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with your legendary,
rock-hard...
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You know, because of you,
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I've been masturbating
a lot more than usual.
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And, uh, I think
I'm getting claw hand.
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-Is that the medical term?
-Yep. I Googled it.
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Well, luckily,
that's why God invented porn.
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So women like me
can make the world go round
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while you men jerk off.
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You precocious geniuses
all know how to chew gum, yes?
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Fantastic.
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You're going to chew each piece
until it is soft and juicy
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and you are going to stick
it on this canvas
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in the clearly demarcated areas.
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And no matter what,
do not go outside of the lines.
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Got it?
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What are you wait for?
Start chewing.
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What an insufferable cunt.
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Sorry.
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Welcome to the hipster
sweatshop. I'm Zap.
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-Zach?
-Zap. Like a raygun.
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-Oh. Cool. Yeah. Elliot.
-Mmm.
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Sorry. It's just my first day.
I'm a little nervous.
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What for?
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We're just mindless cows
chewing cud in a pasture.
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So, uh, you're an artist too?
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I do a pornographic blog
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about a semi-fictional G-chat
conversation I'm having
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with a priest I have never met
that lives in Mexico City.
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-You?
-Uh...
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I'm contemplating
starting a podcast.
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-Ah.
-Yeah.
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I have a very, like,
active imagination.
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You know?
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You think Erika's hot?
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Uh, I guess.
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Do you?
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She's a fucking goddess.
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But she has a real vadge though,
which is where I draw the line.
254
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,452
But I know someone
who has had sex with someone
255
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,932
who was in an orgy
with her once.
256
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,672
-Really? An orgy?
-Uh-huh.
257
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,674
Whoa.
258
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,200
-You never been in one, huh?
-No, I haven't. Have you?
259
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,201
This morning.
260
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:19,509
Wow. So you're... pan then,
or I guess...
261
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,947
No, Elliot.
262
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,862
I am fucking gay.
263
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,561
None of this no-label
amorphous bullshit for me.
264
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,128
-You?
-Well, I have a girlfriend.
265
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:32,566
But I definitely feel identified
with the... the queer community.
266
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,090
You ever suck a dick?
267
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,135
No, I haven't.
268
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,658
Well, look at that.
You're straight.
269
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,268
-Oh, is that what it is?
-Elliot.
270
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,927
Oh, my God. Sorry.
The gum hit the back of my...
271
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,103
Are you okay?
272
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,018
Great. Do you have a car?
273
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,019
-Yep.
-I need you to follow me home,
274
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,847
'cause there's something
I need you to move for me.
275
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,633
Put your number in here.
I'll text you the address.
276
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,338
Are you coming, or...?
277
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,690
-Hello. Elliot.
-Sorry. Yes. No, I can... Yeah.
278
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,779
Tip it. Lift it up.
279
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,868
Good. Now just be careful.
280
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,348
I paid a small fortune
for that thing.
281
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,177
Just... careful.
282
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,095
All right. Uh...
283
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,487
Just on the ground over there.
284
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,142
-Sorry? Oh.
-Yeah.
285
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,145
I could have done it myself, but
I don't do manual labor, so...
286
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,931
Yeah.
287
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,802
Mmm.
288
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,849
-What do you think?
-Of?
289
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,113
-The...
-Oh, I, uh, like it.
290
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,331
Why?
291
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:45,205
It's very... succinct.
292
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,076
Succinct.
293
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,338
I paid 20 thousand dollars
for that,
294
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,036
and that's the best thing
you can come up with?
295
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,690
Why'd you buy it anyway?
296
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,955
Yesterday you said contemporary
art's, what, a scam?
297
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,131
I don't know,
I just say bullshit sometimes
298
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,610
to see if anyone's listening.
299
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,264
I'm gonna have a Spindrift.
You want one?
300
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,093
Uh, yeah, a Spindrift
sounds great. Thanks.
301
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,877
My issue with art today is that
302
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,315
people care more about the
celebrity status of the artist
303
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,707
than the work itself,
304
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,796
so then the actual art
becomes just
305
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,496
a trace element
of the trajectory of fame.
306
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,672
Why'd you become an artist
anyway?
307
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,239
How much time do you have?
308
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,198
You're the one paying me.
309
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,418
-Not much, though, right?
-No.
310
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,376
Okay, good. Sit.
311
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:35,733
Here.
312
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,084
-Oh, no, thanks.
-Oh, just have one.
313
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,868
Boys your age look so hot
with a cigarette.
314
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,392
You should have one.
Trust me.
315
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,673
Have you read Harold Robbins?
316
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,198
-Uh, sorry, who?
-Harold Ro... Oh, God.
317
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,722
He's as much a part
of the Sexual Revolution
318
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,594
as the pill or Playboy.
319
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,161
I found that
320
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,858
stashed in my mother's
nightstand when I was a kid,
321
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,383
and it literally
changed my life.
322
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,645
-Really?
-Mmm.
323
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:22,171
It introduced me to unbridled
Helmut Newton-style hedonism.
324
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:26,261
Inspired me to become a good,
sexually-liberated citizen.
325
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,916
Unlike your uptight generation,
by the way.
326
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,700
Oh. What do you mean?
327
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,572
I read an article the other day.
328
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,965
It said 30% of guys your age
329
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,403
haven't had intercourse
in a year.
330
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,494
They'd rather watch porn
or play fucking video games.
331
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,584
-It's complicated.
-Complicated?
332
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,325
Gen Z's all about FOMO,
333
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:47,891
and yet you're willing
to miss out
334
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,980
on the sexual prime
of your life?
335
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,679
I think my peers
have not been well-served
336
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,769
growing up in a time where
nothing feels safe or okay.
337
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,466
And since our formative years
were spent
338
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,165
lacking in-person socialization,
339
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,255
it's challenging for some
to make eye-contact,
340
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,908
let alone have sex.
341
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,432
But what is
with this bummer veil
342
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,174
cast over everything
fun or exciting?
343
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,872
Not to mention the dickbags
on TikTok who are like,
344
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:14,744
"Don't hold hands in front of
me. I didn't consent to that."
345
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,529
Well, I, uh,
346
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,966
a lot of zillenials
had parents and teachers
347
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,273
who would completely
remove them from anything
348
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,232
that made them
feel uncomfortable so...
349
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,147
Being outside your comfort zone
is the whole fucking point!
350
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,933
How else do you gonna learn
from your mistakes and grow?
351
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,979
Sure, people should make
informed decisions
352
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,894
and not get AIDS or pregnant
or whatever,
353
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,504
but sex is everything.
354
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,637
It forges us as human beings.
355
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,334
I would not be the person
I am today
356
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,249
without my carnal experiences.
357
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:44,600
Good, bad, men, women, "other."
358
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,907
Your time is now, kids,
you know? Get it while you can.
359
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,039
Mmm-hmm.
360
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,651
-Sorry. I'm rambling.
-Nope!
361
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,012
It's just retro sex negativity
gets me so fucking worked up.
362
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,137
No, I to... I, uh...
I totally get it.
363
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,877
Oh, fuck. I have a Zoom thing
in five minutes.
364
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,488
Oh, uh...
365
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,011
You can find your way back
to the studio, right?
366
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,491
Uh, yeah, of course.
Thank you.
367
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,362
-Oh, borrow it.
-Really?
368
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,582
Yeah. Take it.
369
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,497
Okay, cool.
370
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,752
Your entire generation
is a bunch of
371
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,842
whiny, repressed weaklings.
372
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:36,844
Yeah.
373
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,541
You're all dying to fuck,
374
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,718
but you're too chickenshit
to admit it, aren't you?
375
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,330
-Uh-huh.
-Aren't you?
376
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,376
Yeah. Yeah.
377
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,290
-Aren't you?
-Uh-huh.
378
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,379
Aren't you?
379
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,207
-Yes. Yes.
-Aren't you?
380
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,469
-Aren't you?
-Yes.
381
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,819
Aren't you? Aren't you?
382
00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:01,215
Aren't you? Aren't you?
I said, "Aren't you?"
383
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:30,636
After Erika loaned you the book,
then what happened?
384
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:36,991
Well, she kind of just...
left me hanging.
385
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:39,340
How so?
386
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,560
She was giving me
the silent treatment all week.
387
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:44,650
I mean, so much so that
I thought any spark we had
388
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,391
was just my imagination.
389
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:50,177
-What a colossal cocktease.
-I know! Right?
390
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:52,005
I mean, it is probably
for the best.
391
00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,354
I do have a girlfriend.
392
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,315
-But...
-Oh! Oh, that's right. I forgot.
393
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:57,924
Look.
394
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,319
Does she even like you?
395
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,538
Well, I mean...
I don't know. She ki...
396
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,714
She treats me like shit
most of the time.
397
00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:08,849
I don't know. You know...
Minerva and I, on paper,
398
00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:11,372
doesn't really make sense.
She's in medical school.
399
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,375
She's super ambitious,
she's focused.
400
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,857
-And, you know, I'm just...
-Utterly lost and adrift?
401
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,381
I was gonna say
"figuring my shit out" but...
402
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,210
-Potato, po-tah-to.
-Yeah.
403
00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:27,302
Also, she doesn't really
like sex.
404
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,131
Yeah. Can I ask you a question?
405
00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:32,828
No, I won't fuck you
to see if you like it.
406
00:22:32,829 --> 00:22:35,788
In a relationship, you know,
407
00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,834
do you think about other people
sexually?
408
00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:42,230
I'm gay. We basically
invented non-monogamy.
409
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:43,971
And anal.
410
00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:51,630
I'm a slave to this vagina.
411
00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:01,858
If we fucked.
412
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,123
If you're not interested,
that's actually... that's fine.
413
00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,516
I don't really care.
414
00:23:08,517 --> 00:23:09,797
It's probably a bad idea anyway.
415
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,346
I'm not sure I heard you right.
416
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:15,611
So you are interested then?
417
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:22,836
You wouldn't freak out and make
working together impossible?
418
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:29,146
No, I wouldn't freak out.
Would you freak out?
419
00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:32,236
-No. Not at all.
-Okay.
420
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:35,065
Why don't you
close that door for me?
421
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:50,079
That's better.
422
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,213
Come over here so
I can take a better look at you.
423
00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,869
Oh, don't walk.
424
00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,262
I'd really prefer
if you crawled.
425
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,528
Crawl...
426
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:09,708
-No!
-Yes.
427
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:11,187
-No!
-I swear.
428
00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:13,102
Why does all
the cool sex deviant stuff
429
00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:14,147
always happen to you?
430
00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:15,715
What are you talking about?
431
00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:19,631
I don't know. Doesn't Minerva
get like super kinky sometimes?
432
00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:21,590
That would be never.
433
00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:24,505
She should probably
just kill herself.
434
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,420
I've always said that about her.
435
00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,901
I mean, listen, me and Minerva
have our differences, yes,
436
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,555
but she's a good presence
in my life.
437
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:32,252
I don't know. She grounds me.
438
00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:34,603
Plus, she's fuckin' hot, dude.
439
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,475
She's like,
what AI would generate
440
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,782
if you told it "total bitch."
441
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,959
Right. Just my type.
442
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,875
I don't even know
what my type is anymore.
443
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:51,358
It's like lately I'm weirded out
by the whole penis thing.
444
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,186
You know?
445
00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:55,580
Like, is it just me, or does
having sex, fucking somebody,
446
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,756
it kind of feels like
you're inserting a tampon
447
00:24:57,757 --> 00:25:00,323
over and over and over again?
448
00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:01,977
I-I wouldn't know.
449
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:04,327
But I would venture to say
it's probably just you.
450
00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:07,461
If only, like, there was
a way to have sex...
451
00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:09,115
Uh-huh.
452
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,335
Without the whole penis thing
involved, you know?
453
00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:18,429
Anyway.
454
00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:20,648
When are you hooking up
with Erika again?
455
00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:22,215
I don't know, dude.
456
00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:24,347
Do I really want to be
Monica Lewinskying my boss?
457
00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,262
E, she's famous.
458
00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:27,960
You could be famous
by association.
459
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,397
Like Travis Kelce.
460
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:31,485
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
461
00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:33,444
God. Stop pretending
like you have a conscience.
462
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,272
Ooh!
463
00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:39,668
Yes.
464
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,365
-Louder!
-I'm a whore.
465
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:44,064
-I can't hear you.
-I'm a whore!
466
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,326
I'm a whore!
467
00:26:13,441 --> 00:26:15,137
-Louder!
-I'm a whore! I'm a whore!
468
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,312
-I'm a whore!
-Louder!
469
00:26:16,313 --> 00:26:17,575
I'm a whore!
470
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,620
Holy fuck.
471
00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:25,365
Oh, my God.
472
00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:32,591
Whoo!
473
00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:39,074
Please, please, please.
474
00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:45,124
Oh, um...
475
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,734
-I'm not really into that.
-It's okay.
476
00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:49,084
It doesn't mean you're gay.
Have you ever tried it?
477
00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:51,913
-Uh...
-I'm using a ton of lube.
478
00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:54,394
And you can use your safe word
if you get into trouble.
479
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:55,917
Uh...
480
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:57,702
We don't have a safe word.
481
00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:00,063
Whatever. You're gonna love it.
It's gonna change your life.
482
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:01,402
Don't you trust me?
483
00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:03,708
-Yeah?
-Okay.
484
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,710
Ready? Just breathe.
485
00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:08,713
Relax. I'm gonna go
really, really slow.
486
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,497
That's good.
487
00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,719
Just breathe.
488
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,331
Breathe. Dude, just relax.
489
00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:19,811
Good.
490
00:27:31,475 --> 00:27:33,128
I was in way over my head.
491
00:27:33,129 --> 00:27:37,306
And it was like the more
I would hang out with Erika,
492
00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:39,614
the more under her control
I became.
493
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,442
And how did that make you feel?
494
00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:47,187
-Thankful.
-Thankful?
495
00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:51,886
You said that your relationship
had a violent undercurrent.
496
00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:55,760
That Erika physically abused
and humiliated you.
497
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,805
Listen, I understand
as an outsider
498
00:27:57,806 --> 00:28:00,242
it might seem
like our relationship was a bit
499
00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:02,114
I don't know, kinky or strange.
500
00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,768
But, I mean,
501
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:06,162
these were my wildest
fantasies coming to life.
502
00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:13,213
-Hey!
-Oh, God.
503
00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:15,128
Is that how you always
greet people?
504
00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,173
What?
505
00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:21,787
Smiling all huge and artificial
like some cyborg cheerleader
506
00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:26,791
-Want one of these?
-What is it?
507
00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:28,489
It's fucking dried fruit.
I don't know.
508
00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:30,621
Not papaya but one
of the other gay ones.
509
00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:32,885
I'm okay, thank you.
510
00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:35,322
Mmm.
What are you doing?
511
00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:38,890
Um, well, I'm drafting
your press release
512
00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,195
for the show next week.
513
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,589
Erika.
514
00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:44,504
I left that cost report
on your desk.
515
00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,114
Okay.
516
00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:48,030
We have the meeting
with the accountant at 2:30.
517
00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:49,902
Great!
518
00:28:56,473 --> 00:28:58,562
-Go on.
-Right. Um...
519
00:28:59,172 --> 00:29:02,391
Uh, "Tracy's work
is uncommonly visceral",
520
00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:06,308
riffing on themes of bodily
and sex... sexual excess.
521
00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:07,745
Her singular ability
to blend the profane
522
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,051
with the deeply poetic has...
523
00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:11,836
made her one of the most
essential neo-pop artists
524
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,360
"of her generation."
525
00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:16,798
You make me sound like
I know what I'm doing.
526
00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:18,844
What are you talking about?
527
00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:20,889
You're brilliant.
528
00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:24,631
Cancel my phoner with that d-bag
from Art Forum
529
00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,895
and, uh, meet me
in my office, okay?
530
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:28,767
Okay.
531
00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:37,383
Oh, hey, Vikktor.
532
00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,733
Don't... think
you're the only one.
533
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,823
-What?
-You're not the first.
534
00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:44,173
You won't be the last.
535
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,317
Hey.
536
00:29:58,318 --> 00:29:59,666
Hi. Um...
537
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,930
What is that?
538
00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:04,585
Come. Come here.
539
00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:10,808
Yeah.
540
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,897
-Is this, uh...
-I was masturbating before work
541
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,899
and got so inspired.
542
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,639
So I recorded it
to play on a loop
543
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,816
as a soundtrack
for a video installation.
544
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:21,863
Oh. Okay.
545
00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:24,473
-Cool.
-It's abstract, babes.
546
00:30:24,474 --> 00:30:26,606
God, sometimes
you're such a philistine.
547
00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:30,611
Ohh.
548
00:30:31,003 --> 00:30:32,221
What's wrong?
549
00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:34,135
-Come.
-I ca... Come on.
550
00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:35,529
Just sit down.
551
00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:41,316
-It's nothing.
-Ohh.
552
00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:42,710
Are you sure?
553
00:30:44,973 --> 00:30:46,234
Can I tell you
something embarrassing?
554
00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:47,584
Mm-hmm. Of course.
555
00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:50,500
I think about you all the time.
556
00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:53,720
Like, from the moment I wake up
till when I go to sleep,
557
00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:55,505
it's like I can't
change the channel.
558
00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:58,813
Well, you're my sub, so...
559
00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:00,902
that's perfectly normal.
560
00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:06,080
Oh, you look so adorable
when you're nervous.
561
00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:07,648
Really?
562
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,911
You know, earlier,
563
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,913
when you were reading me
that thing you wrote about me?
564
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:14,524
Mm-hmm.
565
00:31:15,177 --> 00:31:17,701
I felt like maybe
I was falling in love with you.
566
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,443
Are you serious?
567
00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:24,098
No, I just said that
to fuck with you.
568
00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,188
Do you ever think about me?
569
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:29,103
I think we have
incredible chemistry.
570
00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,845
Mm, no. I-I mean do you
think about our relationship?
571
00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:33,848
Am I more than
just a piece of ass to you?
572
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:39,461
Well, I did tell you that
I don't want a relationship.
573
00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:41,202
Plus, you have...
you have a girlfriend.
574
00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:43,248
I know. I'm thinking about
breaking up with her.
575
00:31:43,249 --> 00:31:44,727
What? No. Why?
576
00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,556
Because I really
just want to be with you.
577
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,216
Listen.
578
00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,826
Can I let you in on a secret?
579
00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:59,526
People are assholes. Okay?
580
00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:01,962
They're out there pretending
to give a shit.
581
00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:05,010
Nobody gives a shit. People
only care about themselves.
582
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,316
So if you find someone
that you care about,
583
00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:11,232
who cares about you back,
that's... that's special.
584
00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:13,539
That's something you should
think twice about
585
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,106
-before you throw it away.
-I know but,
586
00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:16,759
if what me and Minerva have
is so special,
587
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,544
then why am I cheating on her?
588
00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:22,417
Oh, because you're like me.
You're... a sexual astronaut
589
00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:25,334
just exploring the outer limits
of experience.
590
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:29,121
And fucking people gives you
a sense of identity and control.
591
00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,861
How do you know all of this?
592
00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:34,387
Well, 'cause I've been
in therapy since I was six.
593
00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:39,479
-You almost done?
-Getting there.
594
00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:03,589
You're supposed to say
"thank you" when I hit you.
595
00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:04,982
Thank you.
596
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,550
Uh... You're welcome?
597
00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:09,683
Uh...
598
00:33:13,904 --> 00:33:15,558
-Thank you.
-Uh-huh.
599
00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:17,169
Thank you.
600
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,909
-Thank you.
-Mmm.
601
00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:22,913
Thank you. Thank you.
602
00:33:23,653 --> 00:33:25,002
Are you getting close?
603
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,481
You just come.
604
00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:28,092
I don't think I'm gonna
be able to right now.
605
00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:30,659
Thank you. Oh, thank you.
606
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,140
-Ah?
-Thank you.
607
00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:35,664
You know, uh, just try it.
I want us to come together.
608
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:38,538
Thank you. Thank you.
609
00:33:42,281 --> 00:33:43,933
Mmm. Ah.
610
00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:45,632
Thank you? Thank you.
611
00:33:46,502 --> 00:33:47,415
-Thank you.
-Ah.
612
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,808
-Oh, my God.
-Ah.
613
00:33:48,809 --> 00:33:51,419
-Are you getting there?
-Uh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Ah.
614
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:54,989
You're so hot, you
make me wanna do crazy things.
615
00:33:56,686 --> 00:33:57,860
Oh.
616
00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,036
-Oh.
-This is good, right?
617
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,776
-Oh, my God.
-So good.
618
00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:01,777
Mmm.
619
00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:04,954
I made you
breakfast in bed, baby.
620
00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:07,566
I wanna make you breakfast
every day...
621
00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:10,090
-Okay.
-for the rest of my life.
622
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,744
Uh-huh. Yeah.
623
00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:16,569
Have you ever thought about
having kids?
624
00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:24,192
Mmm. Ohh.
625
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,635
-Ohh.
-Ohh.
626
00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:44,082
That was insane.
627
00:34:45,605 --> 00:34:46,823
Yeah.
628
00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:04,927
Hello?
629
00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:06,928
Why aren't you answering?
I called you three times.
630
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,455
I'm sorry. I didn't hear it.
I'm running.
631
00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:11,761
From who?
632
00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:14,763
Listen, I have an old friend
from Paris in town
633
00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:16,201
and I'm busy working.
634
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,464
Okay...
635
00:35:18,986 --> 00:35:20,465
I forgot her birthday last week,
636
00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:22,206
so I need you to go over there
and fuck her
637
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:23,382
as a belated present.
638
00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:27,036
What? Are you serious?
639
00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:28,734
As Wolf Blitzer.
640
00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:31,520
She's at the London,
expecting you at 9:00.
641
00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,043
Tonight? I'm not...
I'm not home, Erika.
642
00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:35,480
Also, I'm really sweaty.
I just...
643
00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:37,090
Don't be late.
644
00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:39,397
And screw her real good,
but don't let her penetrate you.
645
00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:40,921
She's not that close a friend.
646
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:44,053
Oh. Her name's Yvette.
647
00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:45,098
All right.
648
00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:46,752
Erika. Erika!
649
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,757
Is this trying too hard?
650
00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:54,803
You look like an assassin
in a Netflix Yakuza movie.
651
00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:56,066
Is that good or bad?
652
00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:01,506
What if I just wear a T-shirt?
I'm basically saying,
653
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:04,118
"Hey,
I'm casually wearing a T-shirt."
654
00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:06,250
You know,
you should really stop running.
655
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:07,948
Haven't you ever heard
of jogger-face?
656
00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:12,256
-No. What's that?
-It's like when you run,
657
00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:15,781
and you're constantly
bouncing up and down
658
00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:19,393
and it pulls all the skin on
your face away from your muscles
659
00:36:19,394 --> 00:36:22,831
so you end up having
disgusting, saggy flesh
660
00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:25,313
hanging off your skull.
And it's like...
661
00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,314
jogger-face.
662
00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:29,186
So you should stop running.
663
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,493
Or wear a jockstrap
on your face.
664
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,846
God, why is it that
no random European stranger
665
00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:40,762
ever flies into town to fuck me?
666
00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:42,461
My life is so beige.
667
00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:51,513
Hi. I'm...
668
00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:54,080
Elliot?
669
00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:56,213
Yeah. That's right. Elliot. Yes.
670
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,345
Yvette.
671
00:36:58,172 --> 00:36:59,869
I'm so glad you could make it.
672
00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:01,871
Come in.
673
00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:06,440
Would you like some wine?
674
00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:08,487
Uh, yeah. Sure.
Wine would be great.
675
00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:12,316
It's a white Burgundy.
676
00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:14,840
2016 Château de Beauregard.
677
00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:16,930
-Oh.
-This is okay for you?
678
00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:20,760
I am used to drinking Two Buck
Chuck from TJ's, so yes.
679
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:23,892
Sorry. My English.
680
00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:25,373
This is great.
681
00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:34,294
Well, this is a bit awkward.
682
00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:37,385
Yeah. I feel like
we're in a porno or something.
683
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:40,170
What?
684
00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:44,435
Uh, you know, you're, the, uh,
sexy executive
685
00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:45,827
here on a business trip,
686
00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:48,178
and I'm just...
the naive bellhop.
687
00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:50,355
I don't know.
688
00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:53,793
Anyway, Erika thought
we should meet.
689
00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:57,362
She's always surrounded herself
with such interesting people.
690
00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:01,583
A curator of personalities,
I like to say.
691
00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:05,544
And what do you do for her,
Elliot?
692
00:38:06,414 --> 00:38:09,069
Um, well, I think...
693
00:38:11,201 --> 00:38:14,248
tonight,
the question really is...
694
00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:18,818
what can I do for you?
695
00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:23,910
What are you doing?
696
00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:27,392
Whatever you want. I'm
your boy whore for the evening.
697
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,698
-Oh, really?
-Uh-huh.
698
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,396
Do you wanna slap me?
699
00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:34,050
You can slap me if you want.
700
00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:37,445
Do you know what "eroticism" is?
701
00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:41,143
It's, uh, being turned on?
702
00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:42,189
No.
703
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:44,974
Really?
704
00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:49,718
Americans treat sex
like it's an animal act.
705
00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:53,113
Stripped of sensuality,
706
00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:54,854
of mystery.
707
00:38:56,116 --> 00:38:58,335
Crawling on
your hands and knees?
708
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:02,121
Reciting this cheap,
pornographic script?
709
00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:04,253
This is not erotic.
710
00:39:04,254 --> 00:39:05,908
This is performance.
711
00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:10,217
-Get up off the floor.
-Okay.
712
00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:21,837
Sex is not something you do.
713
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:23,404
It's not?
714
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,973
No. It's a language.
715
00:39:27,321 --> 00:39:28,888
It's a dance.
716
00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:33,327
Do-Do you mind?
717
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:45,557
Very good wine.
718
00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:49,473
Okay.
719
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:53,086
You need to slow down.
720
00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:55,174
Mm-hmm.
721
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,877
Be in your body.
722
00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:03,749
Be in my body.
723
00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:10,711
Maybe you should just go.
724
00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:11,712
What?
725
00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,933
I'm not going to fuck you
726
00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:15,587
You're not?
727
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,286
Never in a million years.
728
00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:22,375
Did she really say
"sex is a dance?"
729
00:40:22,376 --> 00:40:24,204
This is why
I fucking hate Europe.
730
00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,118
Uh, I'm sorry. Did I fuck it up?
731
00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:27,815
No. Babe, no.
732
00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:30,036
It's not your fault that
she's such a fucking prude.
733
00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:32,429
If she contacts you again,
no more.
734
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,039
She's lost her privileges.
735
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,954
I really don't think
we'll have to worry about that.
736
00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:37,434
But okay.
737
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,478
Um...
738
00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:39,871
Would you mind if we do this
739
00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:41,525
with another one
of your friends?
740
00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:43,396
I kind of like being your toy
that you pass around
741
00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:45,094
and "share" I guess.
742
00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,488
Yeah, we'll see.
Not for a while though.
743
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,751
-Why not?
-Mmm.
744
00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:52,493
Because I said so.
745
00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,453
All right.
I gotta get back to work.
746
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,150
Um...
747
00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:00,675
Do you wanna
have dinner tonight?
748
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,199
Dinner? Like a real date?
749
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,898
Yeah, baby. Like a real date.
750
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,117
Re... Ye-Yeah. Yeah.
751
00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:10,555
-Okay.
-Yeah. That'd be nice.
752
00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:14,645
-How's your girlfriend, Minnie?
-Oh, Minerva?
753
00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:16,561
-That's right.
-She's all right, I guess.
754
00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:19,258
-Ooh.
-It's... It's just, um...
755
00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:22,174
She's been super busy
and stressed recently.
756
00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:26,700
Also, we just go through life,
you know, differently.
757
00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:29,660
She's way more wrapped up
in science
758
00:41:29,661 --> 00:41:33,228
and I think just
thinks art's superficial.
759
00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:34,534
-Wow.
-Yeah.
760
00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:36,319
-A dullard.
-Yeah, yeah.
761
00:41:37,451 --> 00:41:38,495
Maybe.
762
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,061
You should remind her that art
763
00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:42,063
cuts through the bullshit
of every single day.
764
00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:44,413
It connects us
to the core emotions
765
00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:46,546
that actually make us human:
766
00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:48,854
ecstasy, fear, desire
767
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:51,378
Artists see things
other people don't.
768
00:41:51,987 --> 00:41:54,511
Have you always
been this way, or...?
769
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,556
-A pretentious whore from hell?
-Ah.
770
00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:57,863
Yeah. Pretty much.
771
00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:00,430
You sub for your girlfriend too?
772
00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:03,302
Mentally and emotionally, yes.
But I...
773
00:42:03,303 --> 00:42:05,086
Uh, no. Not in the bedroom.
774
00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:07,525
Yeah, sex is kind of
a minefield for me.
775
00:42:08,482 --> 00:42:09,743
In what way?
776
00:42:09,744 --> 00:42:10,963
Well...
777
00:42:11,485 --> 00:42:13,704
Right after I was born,
my dad left.
778
00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:15,923
So I was pretty much
just raised by my mom.
779
00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:18,665
By the way, I'm so sorry.
Let me know if I'm boring you.
780
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,362
-No. Not at all.
-Okay.
781
00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:21,363
Um...
782
00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:25,803
all my life, I've kind of been
this curious kid,
783
00:42:25,804 --> 00:42:27,413
like, living in my own world.
784
00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:31,244
But also plagued by fear
and the desire for normalcy.
785
00:42:32,114 --> 00:42:34,594
But with you, I actually don't
have to make any decisions,
786
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:37,205
I've just found
this amazing freedom
787
00:42:37,206 --> 00:42:38,991
in just letting go of control.
788
00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:41,080
I know.
789
00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:43,038
You're welcome.
790
00:42:44,387 --> 00:42:45,953
-Where's your ticket?
-Oh, I didn't valet.
791
00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:47,652
-I just parked on the street.
-What?
792
00:42:48,348 --> 00:42:50,784
Dude. Even when I was poor,
793
00:42:50,785 --> 00:42:52,525
I valeted everywhere
all the time.
794
00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:55,442
-Fake it till you make it.
-Okay. Point taken.
795
00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:58,097
Can you hold this for a second?
796
00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:01,795
I... have to go back
to the salt mines.
797
00:43:04,146 --> 00:43:05,506
Oh, you don't want me
to come over?
798
00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:11,675
The opening's next week, so...
799
00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:14,592
as much as I would love to
come for the next three hours...
800
00:43:15,027 --> 00:43:16,244
She gets what I mean.
801
00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:17,812
I can't. I gotta work.
802
00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:19,639
You don't really give a shit
803
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,040
what people think about you,
do you?
804
00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:24,644
Why would I? Most people
are idiots and cowards. So...
805
00:43:26,212 --> 00:43:29,083
Yeah, I just wish
I could stop caring so much
806
00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:30,737
about other people's opinions.
807
00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:31,956
Well, that's your thing.
808
00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:33,566
You're the guy
who loves a spiked heel
809
00:43:33,567 --> 00:43:35,263
just grinding into his back.
810
00:43:35,264 --> 00:43:37,222
-That's my thing?
-Yeah.
811
00:43:37,223 --> 00:43:40,442
That's the most romantic thing
anyone's ever said to me. So...
812
00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:42,706
Aw. Well, you know
that's what I'm here for.
813
00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:43,924
Yeah.
814
00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:47,494
Good night, baby.
815
00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:49,974
Night.
816
00:43:49,975 --> 00:43:52,107
Erika played me like a violin.
817
00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:54,892
She knew just how far
she could push me
818
00:43:54,893 --> 00:43:56,938
and had me doing things
I never even dreamed of.
819
00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,200
I mean, we were outlaws.
820
00:43:59,201 --> 00:44:02,988
Just the two of us against the
oppressive, puritanical world.
821
00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:06,947
Sounds like
you were obsessed with her.
822
00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:11,083
Yeah. I-I was.
823
00:44:16,001 --> 00:44:18,132
Sorry about cancelling tonight.
824
00:44:18,133 --> 00:44:19,786
We're kind of, uh, slammed
825
00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:21,267
getting ready for the show
next week.
826
00:44:22,094 --> 00:44:26,010
Oh, were we supposed to
do something? I was studying.
827
00:44:26,011 --> 00:44:27,839
For... For a change, right?
828
00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:35,759
Um, is it okay if stop by?
829
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,674
I'm kind of
in your neighborhood.
830
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,372
I told you. I'm studying.
831
00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:43,332
Yeah. I just sort of wanted to
talk to you about something.
832
00:44:44,464 --> 00:44:46,031
Can't you do it over the phone?
833
00:44:47,075 --> 00:44:48,686
Yeah. I just thought, um...
834
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,690
All right. Um...
835
00:44:55,605 --> 00:44:58,477
I was wondering.
Have you ever...
836
00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:00,001
Have I ever what?
837
00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:04,876
Are you drunk or something?
838
00:45:05,398 --> 00:45:08,575
I had a little bit of wine
earlier, but I'm not drunk.
839
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,013
I... No.
840
00:45:12,622 --> 00:45:15,756
I just... Have you ever
thought about us...
841
00:45:18,324 --> 00:45:20,935
-taking a break?
-Yeah. All the time.
842
00:45:23,459 --> 00:45:26,287
-Really?
-I mean, if that's what you want
843
00:45:26,288 --> 00:45:28,595
it makes sense with me
being so busy and all.
844
00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:34,644
So, uh, last night, I talked
to Minerva about taking a break.
845
00:45:35,341 --> 00:45:37,516
You know, she seemed
pretty okay with it.
846
00:45:37,517 --> 00:45:40,694
-So she dumped you, you mean.
-No, did you hear what I said?
847
00:45:46,352 --> 00:45:47,875
What do you think's going on?
848
00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:51,573
I heard Vikktor is freaking out
about the show
849
00:45:51,574 --> 00:45:53,401
because the studio
is on life support,
850
00:45:53,402 --> 00:45:57,014
and Erika has been slacking off.
851
00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:58,885
-Okay.
-Rumor has it...
852
00:45:58,886 --> 00:46:02,324
that she's been too busy
banging one of the assistants.
853
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:08,635
So, what do we wanna do
for lunch?
854
00:46:09,288 --> 00:46:11,332
-Uh...
-Anywhere is fine.
855
00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:13,378
Except I am not doing meat, soy,
856
00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:15,685
dairy, gluten
or sugar this week.
857
00:46:16,338 --> 00:46:18,775
-Or corn.
-You're a blast at lunch.
858
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,994
Elliot.
859
00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:22,605
Erika would like to see you
in her office.
860
00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:24,433
Now.
861
00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:29,176
Hi.
862
00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:30,613
Hey, uh, come on in.
863
00:46:31,527 --> 00:46:33,312
Is everything all right?
864
00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:36,923
Yeah, Vikktor's just on the
fucking rag again. Um, listen...
865
00:46:36,924 --> 00:46:38,620
He and I were chatting,
866
00:46:38,621 --> 00:46:40,274
and we are in agreement
867
00:46:40,275 --> 00:46:43,712
that you and I should probably
cool it for a while.
868
00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:45,715
What? Why?
869
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:48,805
The... show's right around
the corner. I-I need to focus.
870
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:52,374
I just need to eliminate any and
all unnecessary distractions.
871
00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:54,768
Okay. Um...
872
00:46:56,422 --> 00:46:57,770
For how long?
873
00:46:57,771 --> 00:46:59,555
At least till the show is over.
874
00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:04,952
Um, uh...
875
00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:07,954
Really? I just...
876
00:47:07,955 --> 00:47:09,390
I understand you have to
concentrate on your work.
877
00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:11,071
I realize that
this is the priority. But...
878
00:47:12,003 --> 00:47:14,788
What we have, us, right,
it's... it's special, right?
879
00:47:15,789 --> 00:47:17,877
Sure, but it's strictly
a sex thing.
880
00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:19,357
You understand that, right?
881
00:47:19,358 --> 00:47:21,533
Uh, you say sex is everything,
so...
882
00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:23,796
Yeah, well, sex is everything.
It's also nothing, Elliot.
883
00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:26,364
Actually, I don't have
time to discuss it right now.
884
00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:27,757
So...
885
00:47:31,761 --> 00:47:33,285
Thank you.
886
00:47:36,244 --> 00:47:37,811
Okay.
887
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,733
I'm really gonna miss you.
888
00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:48,908
I know.
889
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,213
Hello, everybody, I'm Elliot.
890
00:48:34,172 --> 00:48:35,390
I'm 23.
891
00:48:36,478 --> 00:48:38,610
And like a lot of people my age,
892
00:48:38,611 --> 00:48:43,659
I've had conflicted and
confusing feelings about sex.
893
00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:47,663
Anyway, I met a girl recently,
894
00:48:47,968 --> 00:48:52,015
who... kinda rocked my world.
895
00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:55,279
Sexually, you know, speaking.
896
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,282
And... she's changed me
897
00:48:58,283 --> 00:49:01,503
in ways that I probably
can't even comprehend yet.
898
00:49:01,895 --> 00:49:04,244
But sex is a drug, man.
I mean...
899
00:49:04,245 --> 00:49:06,421
the highs are so intense.
900
00:49:07,248 --> 00:49:10,642
They bring you to such
a euphoric out-of-body place.
901
00:49:10,643 --> 00:49:13,559
It's like you leave reality
and all your troubles behind.
902
00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:17,301
Which makes the lows
feel fuckin' bottomless.
903
00:49:17,302 --> 00:49:19,825
Such black, hopeless despair
904
00:49:19,826 --> 00:49:22,610
that will make you
do anything for another fix.
905
00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:23,961
Nothing else matters.
906
00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:27,268
It's like any other addiction,
I guess.
907
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,356
You have to learn
how to control it,
908
00:49:29,357 --> 00:49:31,577
otherwise,
it ends up controlling you.
909
00:49:42,675 --> 00:49:44,545
-Hello?
-Okay, I'll fuck you tonight.
910
00:49:44,546 --> 00:49:46,678
But you have to bring someone
to hold your ass open for me.
911
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,506
What?
912
00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:50,769
I said I wanna have a threesome,
but it has to happen quick.
913
00:49:50,770 --> 00:49:52,336
Are you in or are you out?
914
00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:54,773
Uh, no. I-I... I'm in.
915
00:49:54,774 --> 00:49:56,470
Okay. Meet me at my place
at 9:00.
916
00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:57,819
With a friend.
917
00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:59,169
Who is hot.
918
00:50:05,828 --> 00:50:08,222
What?
919
00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:10,398
How long have we been
best friends?
920
00:50:11,312 --> 00:50:13,618
You're not paying rent again?
921
00:50:13,619 --> 00:50:15,228
What if Erika's not into me?
922
00:50:15,229 --> 00:50:16,795
Oh, no. Dude, I already
sent her a pic. Don't worry.
923
00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:18,015
-What? Which one?
-This one.
924
00:50:18,754 --> 00:50:21,495
No! I look like a garden gnome
in this picture!
925
00:50:21,496 --> 00:50:23,932
-No! You look so cute! My God.
-What'd she say?
926
00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:25,586
Uh... She...
927
00:50:25,587 --> 00:50:26,980
Like, "she'll do."
928
00:50:27,937 --> 00:50:29,851
Oh, I need to be way more drunk.
929
00:50:29,852 --> 00:50:31,288
I know.
Me too, me too, me too.
930
00:50:35,858 --> 00:50:38,730
Do you ever fake orgasms?
931
00:50:38,731 --> 00:50:40,124
Well, I'm a dude.
932
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,256
So...
933
00:50:43,997 --> 00:50:45,519
My hair looks like
a giant tarantula's
934
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,000
crawling out of my skull!
935
00:50:49,002 --> 00:50:50,569
Wait, um...
936
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:55,834
Does this mean, like,
we're... you and me are gonna...
937
00:50:55,835 --> 00:50:58,098
No. No, no, no, no, no.
938
00:51:03,321 --> 00:51:04,322
Maybe.
939
00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:14,375
I've never had
a threesome before. Have you?
940
00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:17,551
Freshman year, I messed around
with that lesbian couple,
941
00:51:17,552 --> 00:51:18,987
Mutt and Jeff.
Does that count?
942
00:51:18,988 --> 00:51:20,815
Eww, really?
943
00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:22,687
Well I bowed out because
they were both on their periods.
944
00:51:22,688 --> 00:51:25,211
-Why are you telling me this?
-I know.
945
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,561
It's disgusting.
946
00:51:29,912 --> 00:51:32,000
Okay, so, just full disclosure,
947
00:51:32,001 --> 00:51:37,528
okay, I haven't had, like, sex
in a while.
948
00:51:37,529 --> 00:51:38,573
What's a while?
949
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:41,358
I don't know. Like, since Felix.
950
00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:44,797
So, like,
probably a year or something?
951
00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:47,800
A year! Apple?
952
00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:50,018
-Wha...?
-I'm so sorry. Are you...?
953
00:51:50,019 --> 00:51:52,151
Why are you reacting like I just
told you I had a brain tumor?
954
00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:53,501
Stop.
955
00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:57,069
He-ey.
956
00:51:57,070 --> 00:51:58,810
Hi, guys. Come in.
957
00:51:58,811 --> 00:52:00,117
Okay.
958
00:52:08,908 --> 00:52:10,474
Can I get you anything?
959
00:52:10,475 --> 00:52:12,346
-No, I think we're okay, thanks.
-Mmm.
960
00:52:13,608 --> 00:52:15,567
You can have a seat.
If you'd like.
961
00:52:16,524 --> 00:52:18,004
-Okay. Mmm.
-Yeah.
962
00:52:33,193 --> 00:52:36,630
I like your friend.
You're very hot.
963
00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:39,503
-Oh, thank you.
-She's got nice tits too.
964
00:52:39,504 --> 00:52:42,724
-Elliot!
-It's okay. It's okay.
965
00:52:46,989 --> 00:52:48,208
May I?
966
00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:54,997
Okay.
967
00:52:58,566 --> 00:53:00,177
Mmm.
968
00:53:02,396 --> 00:53:05,093
-Beautiful.
-Thank you.
969
00:53:05,094 --> 00:53:06,183
Hmm.
970
00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:18,804
Mmm.
971
00:53:23,461 --> 00:53:25,071
So, you're gay.
972
00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:28,595
What? No. No.
973
00:53:28,596 --> 00:53:29,814
-Oh.
-Mm-mmm.
974
00:53:29,815 --> 00:53:31,119
Get a clue.
975
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,992
Well, you're a very good kisser.
Gentle.
976
00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:37,387
Not like Elliot. Elliot kisses
with his mouth wide open,
977
00:53:37,388 --> 00:53:39,040
like he's just trying to
suck the whole world in.
978
00:53:39,041 --> 00:53:40,433
No, I don't.
979
00:53:40,434 --> 00:53:41,521
No, I'm not saying
that's a bad thing.
980
00:53:41,522 --> 00:53:43,306
That's just how you kiss.
981
00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:45,221
Why don't you just show Apple?
Why don't you demonstrate?
982
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,613
-What?
-Yeah.
983
00:53:48,747 --> 00:53:49,747
-No.
-Um...
984
00:53:49,748 --> 00:53:50,836
I ju-
985
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,274
Okay, um... yeah.
986
00:53:55,362 --> 00:53:56,798
Um...
987
00:54:02,369 --> 00:54:03,936
Sorry.
988
00:54:10,508 --> 00:54:11,508
Mm.
989
00:54:21,170 --> 00:54:23,129
I...
990
00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:25,871
Should we follow her?
991
00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:29,266
-Uh, who?
-Erika.
992
00:54:29,744 --> 00:54:31,179
-Uh, yeah.
-Right? Right?
993
00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:32,746
Yeah. Have you...
I mean, me too?
994
00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:34,749
-No, of course.
-Oh. Did you... Okay.
995
00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:36,882
Uh, hmm.
996
00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:43,367
Wow. You guys really
took your time.
997
00:54:43,715 --> 00:54:45,411
Okay, here's
what's gonna happen.
998
00:54:45,412 --> 00:54:47,936
Elliot, take your clothes off.
Apple, get on the bed.
999
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:50,329
Now!
1000
00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:58,685
-Hand.
-What?
1001
00:54:58,686 --> 00:54:59,992
-Turn around.
-Oh.
1002
00:55:00,514 --> 00:55:03,429
Ow. The cuffs are hurting me.
1003
00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:05,953
Quit fucking whining.
1004
00:55:05,954 --> 00:55:07,564
Okay.
1005
00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:10,654
You are gonna sit here
like a good little pervert
1006
00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,526
and watch
while I fuck your friend.
1007
00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:22,231
Hmm.
1008
00:55:28,499 --> 00:55:30,848
This sucks.
The cuffs are hurting my wrists.
1009
00:55:30,849 --> 00:55:33,067
I think Elliot
wants to be untied.
1010
00:55:33,068 --> 00:55:36,157
-No, he's fine.
-I'm not fine. I'm so bored.
1011
00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:38,769
Oh, my God.
Shut the fuck up!
1012
00:55:38,770 --> 00:55:41,249
I told you to stop whining.
1013
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,860
Wouldn't it be fun
if you fucked me too?
1014
00:55:42,861 --> 00:55:44,165
-No.
-Why?
1015
00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:45,515
Because
you're a greedy little slut
1016
00:55:45,516 --> 00:55:47,082
and you can't always get
what you want.
1017
00:55:47,692 --> 00:55:49,041
You. Come here.
1018
00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:52,392
Blindfold him.
1019
00:55:53,001 --> 00:55:55,264
-Really?!
-Ugh, yes!
1020
00:55:55,743 --> 00:55:58,615
Apple, this is all
part of the game.
1021
00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:01,182
And Elliot loves this.
He thinks it's wonderful.
1022
00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,142
No, I do...
1023
00:56:09,017 --> 00:56:10,149
Mmm.
1024
00:56:11,498 --> 00:56:13,282
-Ah.
-Mmm.
1025
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,082
-Erika, stop.
-Oh!
1026
00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:33,563
-This isn't funny anymore.
-Oh! God!
1027
00:56:33,564 --> 00:56:35,826
Fine. You wanna get fucked...
1028
00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:38,307
you can get fucked.
1029
00:56:41,789 --> 00:56:43,965
-Put this on.
-Uh, um...
1030
00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:46,751
Mmm.
1031
00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:52,800
Okay. Okay. Come on.
1032
00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:59,023
Ow, fuck, did you just bite
my fuckin' lip?
1033
00:56:59,024 --> 00:57:01,329
This is... Apple, just stop.
I'm so sorry.
1034
00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:04,072
This was such a fuckin' stupid
crazy fuckin' idea.
1035
00:57:06,335 --> 00:57:09,600
Why? Are... Are you grossed out
by me or something?
1036
00:57:12,516 --> 00:57:14,300
What? No.
What are you talking about?
1037
00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:18,608
You... You'll fuck anyone
and everyone,
1038
00:57:18,609 --> 00:57:21,046
but I'm not good enough for you?
1039
00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:24,309
No, Apple, where is this
coming from? Who are you?
1040
00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:27,181
I'm so... I just... Please,
just wait a second, okay?
1041
00:57:27,182 --> 00:57:28,618
-No, no. Don't touch me.
-I'm sorry.
1042
00:57:28,619 --> 00:57:30,881
I don't know why
I even came here.
1043
00:57:30,882 --> 00:57:33,405
I can't believe I let you
talk me into this!
1044
00:57:33,406 --> 00:57:35,146
Apple, I didn't know
it was gonna be...
1045
00:57:35,147 --> 00:57:36,626
I'm so sorry. Don't go. Please!
1046
00:57:36,627 --> 00:57:39,585
So, what's happening right now
is very special.
1047
00:57:39,586 --> 00:57:42,675
You both are entering
into what's known as sub-space.
1048
00:57:42,676 --> 00:57:44,503
See, you, Apple and I just...
1049
00:57:44,504 --> 00:57:46,200
we went through something
very intense together.
1050
00:57:46,201 --> 00:57:48,768
And you're having
extreme emotional reactions.
1051
00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:51,292
See, this is what S&M
is all about.
1052
00:57:51,293 --> 00:57:54,166
Are you fucking crazy?
Why are you doing this?
1053
00:57:54,601 --> 00:57:56,689
-Because you like it, baby.
-I don't like it!
1054
00:57:56,690 --> 00:57:58,561
I don't even know if I like you!
1055
00:57:58,562 --> 00:58:00,563
-Okay. Whatever.
-I mean...
1056
00:58:00,564 --> 00:58:03,131
-Apple, Apple, just one second.
-No. No!
1057
00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:05,785
Who do you think you are?
1058
00:58:05,786 --> 00:58:08,919
You just can't fuckin' toy
with people's emotions
1059
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,009
for your own sick game,
you know?
1060
00:58:13,359 --> 00:58:15,709
Go ahead. Run away
like a scared little boy.
1061
00:58:16,231 --> 00:58:17,711
You'll be back.
1062
00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:49,525
Uh, actually, sir, can we, um...
1063
00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,397
Can we make one more stop?
1064
00:58:57,142 --> 00:58:58,185
Oh.
1065
00:58:58,186 --> 00:58:59,839
Did you ever love me?
1066
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,102
Uh, what are you doing here?
1067
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,757
I'm trying to talk to you.
1068
00:59:04,323 --> 00:59:07,325
But, we're not together anymore.
1069
00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:09,633
No, I know. But we need to talk.
1070
00:59:10,068 --> 00:59:12,460
It's late,
and you're obviously wasted.
1071
00:59:12,461 --> 00:59:14,550
Uh, yeah.
1072
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,074
Seriously, Elliot.
Let's not do this right now.
1073
00:59:17,075 --> 00:59:18,771
It's never a good time for you.
1074
00:59:18,772 --> 00:59:20,251
Why were you such
a shitty fuckin' girlfriend?
1075
00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:21,861
Excuse me?
1076
00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:23,776
You never wanted to hang out
or have sex with me.
1077
00:59:23,777 --> 00:59:25,604
Which is basically
the whole point
1078
00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:27,040
of being in a relationship.
1079
00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:29,434
You knew exactly what
you signed up for.
1080
00:59:29,435 --> 00:59:31,044
I told you from
the very beginning
1081
00:59:31,045 --> 00:59:33,481
that until I finish my postdoc,
my work comes first...
1082
00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:36,136
Don't you think, because we're
both so emotionally stunted
1083
00:59:36,137 --> 00:59:38,791
and suck at communicating,
that actually,
1084
00:59:38,792 --> 00:59:41,315
we're, I don't know,
maybe perfect for each other?
1085
00:59:41,316 --> 00:59:44,231
What? Are you fucking kidding me
right now?
1086
00:59:44,232 --> 00:59:45,276
-Can I come in?
-No.
1087
00:59:45,277 --> 00:59:46,930
Please. Just let me come in.
1088
00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:48,496
I'm not gonna try to
have sex with you or anything.
1089
00:59:48,497 --> 00:59:49,933
-Elliot, just...
-I'm not gonna try and fuck you.
1090
00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:51,587
-Elliot, go home!
-Please.
1091
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:54,329
Babe?
What the fuck is going on?
1092
01:00:19,877 --> 01:00:21,399
Oh.
1093
01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:34,282
I was totally
circling the drain.
1094
01:00:36,328 --> 01:00:38,938
My two
most important relationships,
1095
01:00:38,939 --> 01:00:40,810
my girlfriend,
and my best friend,
1096
01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:42,986
were trashed beyond repair.
1097
01:00:42,987 --> 01:00:45,424
A-and I really just had
no one to blame but myself.
1098
01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:49,602
You didn't blame Erika?
Considering how she treated you?
1099
01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:53,127
Seems like you would be
angry or resentful.
1100
01:00:53,432 --> 01:00:56,434
Sure, Erica led me down
the path of my destruction,
1101
01:00:56,435 --> 01:00:59,089
but at the end of the day,
everything I did
1102
01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:00,395
was always my choice.
1103
01:01:01,353 --> 01:01:03,049
I mean, you wanna know
the sickest part?
1104
01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:04,703
It's the fact that even though
all of this happened,
1105
01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:06,184
I still wanted to be with her.
1106
01:01:06,793 --> 01:01:09,055
This is the kind of
fucked up, intense,
1107
01:01:09,056 --> 01:01:10,449
state of mind I was in.
1108
01:01:11,058 --> 01:01:13,756
Uh, hey, man, I really can't
thank you enough, I mean, I-I,
1109
01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:16,149
I swear to you, I'll be
out of here as soon as I can,
1110
01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:17,498
I already asked my mom
for a loan.
1111
01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:18,978
Oh, that's great,
1112
01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:20,240
because you're already
kinda cramping my style.
1113
01:01:20,241 --> 01:01:21,546
-Oh.
-You know, I have a hook up
1114
01:01:21,547 --> 01:01:22,634
coming over
1115
01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:23,766
-in about half an hour.
-Okay.
1116
01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:25,464
-So... Mm-hmm.
-Oh! Okay. Um...
1117
01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:28,858
Well, I can grab a cup of coffee
or something.
1118
01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:30,424
Honestly, I don't really care
what you do
1119
01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:32,514
as long as you're not here.
1120
01:01:32,950 --> 01:01:34,212
How long, do you think?
1121
01:01:38,042 --> 01:01:40,566
It's gotta be a quickie 'cause
I've a real date later tonight.
1122
01:01:41,219 --> 01:01:42,481
Okay. Yeah.
1123
01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:46,223
Is it too much to ask
to take a shower before?
1124
01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:48,312
-Eh, just, make it fast.
-Okay.
1125
01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:49,618
Mm-hmm.
1126
01:01:50,271 --> 01:01:52,490
-You'll find it... Yeah.
-Sorry, sorry.
1127
01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:54,711
Also, can you
use the guest towel?
1128
01:01:55,712 --> 01:01:57,365
It's the one
that says "guest" on it.
1129
01:01:58,758 --> 01:01:59,758
Copy.
1130
01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:02,370
Things were looking very bleak.
1131
01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:08,202
It definitely seemed like
I'd hit rock bottom.
1132
01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,385
But I just had no idea
1133
01:02:18,386 --> 01:02:20,214
how much worse
my life was gonna become.
1134
01:02:33,837 --> 01:02:36,753
Ugh. That woman over there
looks like a foot.
1135
01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:40,365
I'm fucking starving.
1136
01:02:41,845 --> 01:02:43,062
-I'm sorry, do you mind?
-Uh, don't.
1137
01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:44,498
Why?
1138
01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:46,370
Grabbing food off of a tray
is disgusting.
1139
01:02:46,371 --> 01:02:47,981
Yeah, except
I haven't eaten lunch.
1140
01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:51,549
I think you're gonna love it,
you're one of the first people
1141
01:02:51,550 --> 01:02:53,290
-I thought of when Erika was...
-Whoa. Oh, my God.
1142
01:02:53,291 --> 01:02:56,032
You're Laquisha Foxx.
1143
01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:57,903
-my name is...
-But he's an assistant.
1144
01:02:57,904 --> 01:03:00,123
What you have to do
is see Erika's newest work.
1145
01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:01,994
It, it's everything.
It's dangerous.
1146
01:03:01,995 --> 01:03:04,388
I don't know.
I'm not sure I get it.
1147
01:03:04,389 --> 01:03:07,826
It's like Pornhub meets
the bottom of our son's sneaker.
1148
01:03:07,827 --> 01:03:10,438
Hon. Don't be a vulgarian.
1149
01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:13,310
Well then, please, Erika.
Enlighten us.
1150
01:03:13,311 --> 01:03:14,747
What does it all mean?
1151
01:03:15,182 --> 01:03:18,358
Fuck if I know. It means money
in my bank account, guys.
1152
01:03:18,359 --> 01:03:19,707
-Oh!
-That's all I care about.
1153
01:03:22,537 --> 01:03:23,537
Thank you.
1154
01:03:26,715 --> 01:03:29,152
Oh! Oh, Elliot.
Wait one second. Elliot!
1155
01:03:29,153 --> 01:03:30,153
Elliot.
1156
01:03:31,329 --> 01:03:32,633
-Hi.
-Hi.
1157
01:03:32,634 --> 01:03:34,244
Oh, my god. There you are.
1158
01:03:34,245 --> 01:03:35,332
I've been looking for you
literally everywhere.
1159
01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:36,986
Guys, this is Elliot.
1160
01:03:36,987 --> 01:03:38,814
Elliot, meet my very good
friends from New York,
1161
01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,337
the Bruces.
1162
01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:42,252
Hi. Hi, hi. Hello,
hi, nice to meet you.
1163
01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:44,471
-Hello, Elliot.
-Okay, guys, have fun. Go roam.
1164
01:03:44,472 --> 01:03:47,127
Drink for free,
buy everything, thank you.
1165
01:03:48,302 --> 01:03:50,086
Thank fucking God,
1166
01:03:50,087 --> 01:03:52,175
I thought my face was gonna
crack off from fake smiling.
1167
01:03:52,176 --> 01:03:54,134
Hi! Oh...
1168
01:03:57,877 --> 01:04:01,924
Okay. I'm sorry
about the other night.
1169
01:04:01,925 --> 01:04:03,751
I think I was,
1170
01:04:03,752 --> 01:04:06,493
I think I was more stressed
about the show than I thought
1171
01:04:06,494 --> 01:04:08,322
and, um, I'm sorry.
1172
01:04:09,149 --> 01:04:10,541
Thank you...
1173
01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:12,325
But it's going
really well, right?
1174
01:04:12,326 --> 01:04:13,893
I feel like
it's going really well.
1175
01:04:14,589 --> 01:04:16,068
-Yep. Yeah.
-Yeah, okay.
1176
01:04:16,069 --> 01:04:17,331
This is what I want to do.
1177
01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:20,594
I want you to go
to the ladies' room.
1178
01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:23,119
I want you to wait
in the furthest stall
1179
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,903
for three minutes.
1180
01:04:24,904 --> 01:04:27,254
And then I'm gonna come in
and fuck you with this dildo.
1181
01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:30,344
No. Are you drunk? No.
1182
01:04:30,692 --> 01:04:32,998
Wha...?
Don't be a buzzkill;
1183
01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:34,826
it's gonna be fun.
1184
01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:38,396
And also, this is technically
a work-related event, so...
1185
01:04:38,831 --> 01:04:40,658
-I am paying you.
-Mm-hmm.
1186
01:04:40,659 --> 01:04:42,052
So you have to do what I say.
1187
01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,924
I mean, that's, like, gotta be
sexual harassment or something?
1188
01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:47,231
Oh, aww.
1189
01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:49,233
Come on, baby.
1190
01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:50,887
Please?
1191
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,497
Thing is, that I'm just,
1192
01:04:53,498 --> 01:04:56,370
I'm really, really wet
just thinking about it, so.
1193
01:05:08,774 --> 01:05:09,905
Erika?
1194
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:10,906
Erika.
1195
01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:15,084
I'd like to introduce you
to Margaret Epstein. From MoMA.
1196
01:05:15,085 --> 01:05:17,043
Wow, yes. It is such a pleasure.
1197
01:05:18,392 --> 01:05:21,308
We... We've chatted on the phone
but never in person.
1198
01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:24,876
Really, Erika, I am such a fan.
1199
01:05:24,877 --> 01:05:27,096
Oh, my God. Thank you.
1200
01:05:28,185 --> 01:05:30,578
You are more than an artist.
1201
01:05:31,275 --> 01:05:35,105
You are a psychologist
of the human condition.
1202
01:05:36,062 --> 01:05:37,758
You know what?
1203
01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:40,110
I absolutely agree with you.
1204
01:05:40,414 --> 01:05:41,849
Right?
1205
01:05:41,850 --> 01:05:42,850
Right?
1206
01:05:44,331 --> 01:05:45,723
The new work, though.
1207
01:05:45,724 --> 01:05:47,508
-Yes.
-I must say.
1208
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,034
I'm not so sure it's up to par.
1209
01:05:54,341 --> 01:05:56,343
Well, I... I...
1210
01:05:56,735 --> 01:06:00,825
do always strive to...
break new ground creatively.
1211
01:06:00,826 --> 01:06:02,653
-Erika never plays it safe.
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1212
01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:05,439
And she never repeats herself.
That's what makes her iconic.
1213
01:06:05,874 --> 01:06:06,962
Hmm.
1214
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,355
And I'm going to
show you a piece
1215
01:06:09,356 --> 01:06:11,662
that illustrates that
right over here.
1216
01:06:11,663 --> 01:06:13,360
Come this way. Come this way.
1217
01:06:45,871 --> 01:06:48,307
Even more than an artist,
I sort of think of myself
1218
01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:51,529
as a... psychologist
of the human condition.
1219
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:52,920
You know?
1220
01:06:55,359 --> 01:06:56,359
Elliot.
1221
01:06:57,317 --> 01:06:58,317
Erika?
1222
01:07:01,365 --> 01:07:03,061
I don't even wanna know
1223
01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:04,845
what you're doing
in the women's bathroom, okay?
1224
01:07:04,846 --> 01:07:06,369
-You need to get...
-Oh, my God.
1225
01:07:06,370 --> 01:07:08,197
-your shit together.
-Yeah.
1226
01:07:08,198 --> 01:07:10,438
And you gotta come with me.
Right now. Let's go. Come on.
1227
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,941
Is that you?
1228
01:07:31,308 --> 01:07:32,308
Elliot.
1229
01:07:32,831 --> 01:07:34,223
You gotta
think about this, okay?
1230
01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:35,784
Just think it through.
Think it through.
1231
01:07:36,878 --> 01:07:38,663
Oh, my God.
1232
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,406
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1233
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,843
Uh... I'm sorry, sir,
can I help you?
1234
01:07:45,844 --> 01:07:46,932
What?
1235
01:07:47,367 --> 01:07:48,367
Are you joking?
1236
01:07:50,892 --> 01:07:52,980
Erika, that video
was just supposed to be for...
1237
01:07:52,981 --> 01:07:54,634
Ours.
That was supposed to be for us.
1238
01:07:54,635 --> 01:07:56,375
I trusted you with that
1239
01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,421
and then you go and put it
in your show without my consent.
1240
01:07:58,422 --> 01:08:00,075
Sorry, sir,
you seem to be quite drunk.
1241
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,859
I don't know if you...
if you need any assistance.
1242
01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:03,730
I get that you've done
fucked up shit before, right?
1243
01:08:03,731 --> 01:08:05,384
But this on a whole new level
of fucked up-ness.
1244
01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:07,299
Hey, excuse me. What's, uh...
1245
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:09,040
-Something, is something wrong?
-Yeah, I don't know.
1246
01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:10,607
This man seems to be having
some sort of psychotic episode.
1247
01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:12,261
Erika, you can't.
1248
01:08:12,262 --> 01:08:15,568
You cannot just act like
some kind of god up in the sky
1249
01:08:15,569 --> 01:08:16,917
and none of your actions,
1250
01:08:16,918 --> 01:08:18,354
you know,
have any ramifications.
1251
01:08:18,355 --> 01:08:19,964
-You can't just do that.
-Sir? Sir.
1252
01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:21,574
Please, Erika.
No, Vikktor, stop.
1253
01:08:21,575 --> 01:08:23,315
-Talk to me, Erika.
-Sir.
1254
01:08:23,316 --> 01:08:25,012
He's on drugs,
you need to get him out of here.
1255
01:08:25,013 --> 01:08:26,275
-Go fuck yourself.
-Hey, hey.
1256
01:08:26,276 --> 01:08:27,319
-Go fuck yourself.
-All right. Hey!
1257
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,581
Fuck you, Erika.
1258
01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:30,148
-Go fuck yourself!
-Go!
1259
01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:31,977
Get the fuck outta here!
1260
01:08:52,084 --> 01:08:53,129
Well.
1261
01:08:53,955 --> 01:08:57,480
That... that was entertaining.
1262
01:09:00,179 --> 01:09:02,399
Never a dull moment. Right?
1263
01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:03,922
Okay.
1264
01:09:04,749 --> 01:09:06,489
What was I saying?
1265
01:09:06,490 --> 01:09:09,231
"Is Erika Tracy over?"
1266
01:09:09,232 --> 01:09:11,624
As if the art on display
last night
1267
01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,365
was not proof enough
1268
01:09:13,366 --> 01:09:16,760
that this tired old whore
is done-zo,
1269
01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:19,806
an enraged former boy toy...
That's you...
1270
01:09:19,807 --> 01:09:23,027
exploded in her face
at her own party.
1271
01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:26,639
Say buh-bye, bee-atch.
1272
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,511
That's not even the worst one,
you should read
1273
01:09:28,512 --> 01:09:30,556
-what the fucking Times said.
-Yeah, no. I get it. I get it.
1274
01:09:30,557 --> 01:09:32,384
I drank a little bit
too much last night.
1275
01:09:32,385 --> 01:09:34,560
Didn't we all?
After you left,
1276
01:09:34,561 --> 01:09:36,911
I gave a fat guy half
a hand job in the parking lot.
1277
01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:41,915
Aw, fuck.
1278
01:09:42,395 --> 01:09:44,309
-What?
-Ah, Vikktor fired me.
1279
01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:45,310
Mm.
1280
01:09:46,356 --> 01:09:47,661
Are you surprised?
1281
01:09:48,575 --> 01:09:49,575
I guess not.
1282
01:09:50,882 --> 01:09:53,276
Well, don't feel too special.
1283
01:09:54,668 --> 01:09:56,974
With Erika officially past
her sell-by date,
1284
01:09:56,975 --> 01:09:58,236
I think it's safe to say
1285
01:09:58,237 --> 01:09:59,543
we are all
on the chopping block.
1286
01:10:00,370 --> 01:10:03,024
Thank God I don't really need
to work anyway.
1287
01:10:04,678 --> 01:10:08,551
Oh, head's up. I am having a
Grindr party-slash-orgy tonight,
1288
01:10:08,552 --> 01:10:10,432
so you might wanna find
somewhere else to sleep.
1289
01:10:10,815 --> 01:10:13,338
How long's the man jamboree
gonna last this time?
1290
01:10:13,339 --> 01:10:14,471
All weekend.
1291
01:10:15,907 --> 01:10:16,907
Okay.
1292
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:18,649
I had nowhere left to go.
1293
01:10:20,128 --> 01:10:21,217
I had no job.
1294
01:10:21,608 --> 01:10:22,608
No prospects.
1295
01:10:22,609 --> 01:10:24,220
I was at the end of my rope.
1296
01:10:39,626 --> 01:10:41,367
Okay, okay! I'm leaving.
1297
01:10:42,107 --> 01:10:43,107
Fuck.
1298
01:10:55,207 --> 01:10:57,253
Hello?
1299
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,910
Finally. God, what took you
so fucking long?
1300
01:11:03,911 --> 01:11:05,347
Come on, get in here.
1301
01:11:05,348 --> 01:11:06,948
Don't fucking stand there
like a halfwit.
1302
01:11:08,525 --> 01:11:10,222
I hate drinking alone.
1303
01:11:10,701 --> 01:11:12,179
It's so traj.
1304
01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:14,094
So look, come here. Just get...
1305
01:11:14,095 --> 01:11:17,142
I wanna propose a toast.
1306
01:11:17,621 --> 01:11:19,231
To the bitter end...
1307
01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:22,320
of Erika Tracy.
1308
01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:24,062
What?
1309
01:11:25,193 --> 01:11:26,543
Oh, did you not hear?
1310
01:11:27,065 --> 01:11:31,983
The show was a fucking disaster.
1311
01:11:32,636 --> 01:11:34,681
I'm done, finito.
1312
01:11:35,203 --> 01:11:37,161
Terminated.
They fucking hate me.
1313
01:11:37,162 --> 01:11:39,337
They hate me.
They hate me.
1314
01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:42,515
So now, we have to toast,
we have to celebrate.
1315
01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:44,603
Will you celebrate with me?
1316
01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:46,475
Come on. Come on!
1317
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,696
Mm!
1318
01:11:52,264 --> 01:11:55,222
Yeah. Here,
have more, this helps.
1319
01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:56,963
Come on...
1320
01:11:56,964 --> 01:11:59,244
No, it's good, it's good,
it's good, it's good, it's good,
1321
01:11:59,837 --> 01:12:01,272
Okay?
1322
01:12:01,273 --> 01:12:02,883
Mm-hmm. Mm!
1323
01:12:03,406 --> 01:12:05,276
You want some more?
1324
01:12:05,277 --> 01:12:06,756
-Mm-mm.
-You want some more?
1325
01:12:06,757 --> 01:12:08,018
-Just like a little bit more?
-No, Erika...
1326
01:12:08,019 --> 01:12:09,062
-Little bit, bah, bah, bah!
-Stop...
1327
01:12:09,063 --> 01:12:11,891
Oh!
1328
01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:13,633
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1329
01:12:14,634 --> 01:12:16,201
Okay. Here's what I wanna do.
1330
01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,115
You come with me.
1331
01:12:18,116 --> 01:12:19,464
Here's what you're gonna do.
You're gonna,
1332
01:12:19,465 --> 01:12:21,205
um, take all
your fucking clothes off.
1333
01:12:21,206 --> 01:12:22,119
Take your clothes off.
1334
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:23,555
What?
1335
01:12:23,556 --> 01:12:25,165
You're gonna take
all your clothes off.
1336
01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:26,906
You take your clothes off,
then you put this on.
1337
01:12:26,907 --> 01:12:28,255
-I don't want to take my...
-Take all your clothes off!
1338
01:12:28,256 --> 01:12:29,909
Come on! Let's go!
1339
01:12:29,910 --> 01:12:31,824
-Erika, I don't want...
-Just fucking do it!
1340
01:12:31,825 --> 01:12:34,218
Jesus fuck!
1341
01:12:37,309 --> 01:12:40,267
And into that.
That's great.
1342
01:12:40,268 --> 01:12:41,705
Yes.
1343
01:12:42,314 --> 01:12:44,663
Yes.
1344
01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:47,537
Come on. We don't have
all night. Let's go!
1345
01:12:48,712 --> 01:12:51,061
Okay. You're gonna love this.
1346
01:12:51,062 --> 01:12:53,324
This is so good,
I have something so good.
1347
01:12:53,325 --> 01:12:54,586
Okay.
1348
01:12:54,587 --> 01:12:56,153
This is so...
1349
01:12:56,154 --> 01:12:57,763
Okay, you can sit down here.
1350
01:12:57,764 --> 01:12:59,331
You sit, sit there.
1351
01:13:00,245 --> 01:13:03,117
You go like that...
1352
01:13:05,816 --> 01:13:07,773
Like... I go...
1353
01:13:07,774 --> 01:13:09,732
Oh, you're so pretty!
1354
01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:11,473
-What are you doing?
-Shush, shush, shush!
1355
01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:13,606
No, no questions. Oh.
1356
01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:15,826
Hi. Hi.
1357
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,957
Mm!
1358
01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,263
Okay.
1359
01:13:19,264 --> 01:13:20,438
Here's what I'm gonna do.
1360
01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:21,439
Tonight...
1361
01:13:22,223 --> 01:13:23,223
you...
1362
01:13:24,051 --> 01:13:25,444
are gonna be me.
1363
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:27,838
And I am gonna fuck you.
1364
01:13:28,578 --> 01:13:31,363
And then
I will be fucking myself.
1365
01:13:31,972 --> 01:13:33,408
Literally this time.
1366
01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,931
-So I get to finally...
-No, I'm...
1367
01:13:34,932 --> 01:13:36,411
-I'm not doing that.
-No, no, no.
1368
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,108
Sh, sh, sh. Come on, come on.
No, no, no, no.
1369
01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:39,892
-No, no, no!
-I don't wanna do that.
1370
01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:41,111
No, come on, sit.
1371
01:13:41,112 --> 01:13:42,417
-Please stop.
-Just...
1372
01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:43,461
-Oh, you don't wanna fuck me?
-No.
1373
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:46,682
Come on. Oh, come on.
1374
01:13:46,683 --> 01:13:48,118
-Come on, come on, come on.
-This isn't funny.
1375
01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:49,685
-Come on, come on, oh...
-Stop.
1376
01:13:49,686 --> 01:13:51,251
-Come on.
-Stop it.
1377
01:13:51,252 --> 01:13:52,601
Are you fucking crazy?
1378
01:13:52,602 --> 01:13:54,995
Come on!
1379
01:13:56,736 --> 01:13:58,520
I just told you
what I want you to do.
1380
01:13:58,521 --> 01:13:59,782
Can you just do it for me?
1381
01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,740
Can you just do
what I asked you to do?
1382
01:14:01,741 --> 01:14:03,786
Erika, what is wrong with you?
1383
01:14:03,787 --> 01:14:05,528
What the fu...
Are you fucking insane?
1384
01:14:06,006 --> 01:14:07,920
Stop! This is not fun anymore.
1385
01:14:07,921 --> 01:14:09,269
-Erika, listen to me.
-You do it!
1386
01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:10,880
-Right no. No.
-Do it!
1387
01:14:10,881 --> 01:14:12,969
-Will you... Erika, stop!
-Ow!
1388
01:14:16,408 --> 01:14:17,408
No.
1389
01:14:18,149 --> 01:14:21,326
Do not hit me!
1390
01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:25,373
And that's the last thing
I remember.
1391
01:14:26,636 --> 01:14:27,680
So you hit her?
1392
01:14:28,028 --> 01:14:29,028
No.
1393
01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:30,987
What? No, I didn't hit her.
1394
01:14:30,988 --> 01:14:34,207
She was attacking me.
I was just defending myself.
1395
01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,687
I mean, I'd never
seen Erika like this.
1396
01:14:35,688 --> 01:14:37,864
So unhinged.
Like she'd nothing left to lose.
1397
01:14:38,604 --> 01:14:40,998
You said she was intoxicated
when you arrived.
1398
01:14:42,347 --> 01:14:44,217
Y-Yeah, I mean, she was
definitely fucked up,
1399
01:14:44,218 --> 01:14:45,915
but I-I, I mean,
1400
01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:48,439
you know, she was really upset
about the show tanking
1401
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,702
so, I mean, I don't know
if she was on anything
1402
01:14:50,703 --> 01:14:52,356
besides alcohol, but...
1403
01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:53,797
You were
under the influence as well.
1404
01:14:54,751 --> 01:14:57,057
I had a few glasses
of champagne, but that was it.
1405
01:14:59,582 --> 01:15:01,540
You said earlier
you blacked out.
1406
01:15:03,629 --> 01:15:05,326
Um, well,
I hadn't eaten all day.
1407
01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:08,198
I guess that the alcohol
was hitting me,
1408
01:15:08,199 --> 01:15:10,243
you know,
a little bit harder than usual.
1409
01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:11,463
So let me get this straight...
1410
01:15:11,898 --> 01:15:13,334
You drove to Erika's house.
1411
01:15:13,683 --> 01:15:15,335
You got drunk.
1412
01:15:15,336 --> 01:15:17,861
You got in a violent
physical altercation with her.
1413
01:15:18,296 --> 01:15:21,037
And then you conveniently
blacked out
1414
01:15:21,038 --> 01:15:22,647
and can't account for anything
1415
01:15:22,648 --> 01:15:24,388
that happened
for the rest of the night?
1416
01:15:24,389 --> 01:15:26,565
I didn't conveniently black out.
1417
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,654
Yeah. If you say so.
1418
01:15:30,003 --> 01:15:32,048
After you
regained consciousness,
1419
01:15:32,049 --> 01:15:33,485
then what happened?
1420
01:15:47,499 --> 01:15:48,499
Erika?
1421
01:15:51,764 --> 01:15:52,764
Erika.
1422
01:15:55,725 --> 01:15:57,770
Stop fucking around, Erika.
Where are you?
1423
01:16:14,526 --> 01:16:15,526
Fuck.
1424
01:16:16,397 --> 01:16:17,397
Fuck.
1425
01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:22,707
Oh, fuck.
1426
01:16:23,622 --> 01:16:24,622
Fuck.
1427
01:16:24,971 --> 01:16:26,146
Oh, fuck.
1428
01:16:26,930 --> 01:16:28,496
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
1429
01:16:31,804 --> 01:16:32,979
Fuck.
1430
01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:35,373
Erika.
1431
01:16:49,430 --> 01:16:51,257
W-Wait... Wake up, wake up.
1432
01:16:57,830 --> 01:16:59,396
Erika, Erika. Wake up.
1433
01:16:59,397 --> 01:17:01,050
Wake up, Erika. Erika, wake up!
1434
01:17:01,051 --> 01:17:02,573
Erika! Come on,
stop fucking with me.
1435
01:17:02,574 --> 01:17:04,444
Come on. Wake up, wake up,
wake up, wake up.
1436
01:17:04,445 --> 01:17:05,577
Come on, come on.
1437
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:25,509
Hi. Uh, h-hello.
My, uh... my friend,
1438
01:17:25,510 --> 01:17:28,425
she... fell into the pool.
Uh, there was an accident, she...
1439
01:17:28,426 --> 01:17:30,296
I tried to give her
mouth-to-mouth, but I think...
1440
01:17:30,297 --> 01:17:32,647
Uh, ten thousand ten
Wonderland Terrace, yes.
1441
01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:35,824
Um... okay, y-yeah.
But, p-please hurry.
1442
01:17:35,825 --> 01:17:37,740
Okay. Okay.
1443
01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:49,968
Erika?
1444
01:17:56,715 --> 01:17:57,715
Erika?
1445
01:18:01,546 --> 01:18:03,766
And then her body
miraculously disappeared?
1446
01:18:05,419 --> 01:18:07,072
I don't know, I mean,
1447
01:18:07,073 --> 01:18:09,815
I went inside the house
for like 60 seconds to call 911.
1448
01:18:10,294 --> 01:18:11,947
How long were you unconscious?
1449
01:18:11,948 --> 01:18:13,470
I don't remember!
1450
01:18:13,471 --> 01:18:15,212
But I didn't kill her,
I know that for sure.
1451
01:18:17,736 --> 01:18:21,305
Is there anyone you can think of
that may have wanted Erika dead?
1452
01:18:23,524 --> 01:18:25,526
She wasn't
universally loved, but...
1453
01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:27,614
I can't think of anyone
she pissed off enough
1454
01:18:27,615 --> 01:18:28,878
to want her murdered.
1455
01:18:31,663 --> 01:18:33,709
I don't know. I can't say
for sure, though. I...
1456
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,016
I honestly didn't know her
that well.
1457
01:18:43,893 --> 01:18:45,198
So, what happens now?
1458
01:18:48,506 --> 01:18:52,031
Well, with no body,
there's no evidence, so...
1459
01:18:53,554 --> 01:18:54,730
you're free to go.
1460
01:18:55,687 --> 01:18:56,687
What?
1461
01:18:57,123 --> 01:18:59,429
I can just leave?
1462
01:18:59,430 --> 01:19:00,430
For now.
1463
01:19:01,171 --> 01:19:02,520
But don't go far.
1464
01:19:04,261 --> 01:19:06,263
So how many
days has it been now?
1465
01:19:06,654 --> 01:19:08,307
Uh, five.
1466
01:19:08,308 --> 01:19:10,179
Uh, yeah, the police say
the longer that she's missing,
1467
01:19:10,180 --> 01:19:12,051
the less likely it is
that she's alive.
1468
01:19:12,922 --> 01:19:14,618
Do you think
I need to get a lawyer?
1469
01:19:14,619 --> 01:19:16,490
I mean, not that I can
afford one, but...
1470
01:19:16,969 --> 01:19:20,145
Well, let's stay optimistic
for the time being.
1471
01:19:20,146 --> 01:19:21,581
Speaking of.
1472
01:19:21,582 --> 01:19:24,759
Seems like the clickbait drama
1473
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,978
has restored
Erika's market value,
1474
01:19:26,979 --> 01:19:28,066
at the very least.
1475
01:19:28,067 --> 01:19:29,328
What?
1476
01:19:29,329 --> 01:19:31,200
Every one of her pieces
1477
01:19:31,201 --> 01:19:33,811
from her shitty
train wreck show sold out.
1478
01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:35,727
So I guess
it's true what they say:
1479
01:19:36,293 --> 01:19:39,687
"An artist
is worth more dead than alive."
1480
01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:41,646
I mean...
1481
01:19:42,255 --> 01:19:45,301
Is it just me, or is that
so unbelievably fucked up?
1482
01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:48,086
Welcome
to the sad reality of now.
1483
01:19:48,087 --> 01:19:50,306
I'm gonna go for a run.
You want me to get you anything
1484
01:19:50,307 --> 01:19:52,612
-while I'm out?
-No, um, I'm good.
1485
01:19:52,613 --> 01:19:54,310
Text me if you change your mind.
1486
01:19:54,311 --> 01:19:55,355
Okay.
1487
01:19:57,053 --> 01:19:58,924
-You expecting a package?
-No.
1488
01:20:05,409 --> 01:20:06,409
Elliot?
1489
01:20:07,977 --> 01:20:09,152
It's for you.
1490
01:20:21,425 --> 01:20:22,643
I'll give you two a minute.
1491
01:20:29,085 --> 01:20:30,347
Hi.
1492
01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:34,917
So...
1493
01:20:37,049 --> 01:20:38,310
what you're trying to say is,
1494
01:20:38,311 --> 01:20:39,921
is that it's all
Vikktor's fault?
1495
01:20:39,922 --> 01:20:41,879
No. No, no, no, no.
Definitely not.
1496
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:44,709
I-I take full responsibility
for my part in this, but...
1497
01:20:46,319 --> 01:20:50,105
After the show bombed...
the brand took a huge hit.
1498
01:20:50,106 --> 01:20:51,803
We had to do something.
1499
01:20:52,412 --> 01:20:54,065
But use me in a plot
1500
01:20:54,066 --> 01:20:56,589
to fake your own death
for publicity?
1501
01:20:56,590 --> 01:20:59,375
I understand
why you're upset. I do.
1502
01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:02,160
Which is why I'm here
apologizing in person.
1503
01:21:02,161 --> 01:21:03,683
And as I told you,
I already cleared
1504
01:21:03,684 --> 01:21:04,815
everything up with the police.
1505
01:21:04,816 --> 01:21:07,339
Oh. Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.
1506
01:21:07,340 --> 01:21:10,734
And I'm sorry.
I'm truly, truly sorry.
1507
01:21:10,735 --> 01:21:13,780
But the studio
was hemorrhaging money.
1508
01:21:13,781 --> 01:21:15,913
And, and when Vikktor came up
1509
01:21:15,914 --> 01:21:17,434
with this whole
cockamamie scheme, I...
1510
01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:19,657
I didn't know what else to do.
1511
01:21:24,618 --> 01:21:25,618
Did you roofie me?
1512
01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:28,971
I had to.
1513
01:21:30,798 --> 01:21:32,930
For the plan to work, you
had to be just a little foggier
1514
01:21:32,931 --> 01:21:34,889
than usual, and we needed time.
1515
01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,979
You know,
to pull off the operation.
1516
01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,155
It was your usual just...
1517
01:21:40,112 --> 01:21:42,114
spy movie stuff.
1518
01:21:43,202 --> 01:21:46,248
I mean, to be honest,
the hardest part
1519
01:21:46,249 --> 01:21:48,467
was forcing myself
not to breathe or laugh
1520
01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:50,470
when you were
giving me mouth-to-mouth.
1521
01:21:54,431 --> 01:21:57,389
And then Vikktor
and I waited outside
1522
01:21:57,390 --> 01:21:59,175
to make sure you called 911.
1523
01:22:02,569 --> 01:22:04,528
And the rest is history.
1524
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:07,923
Why me?
1525
01:22:09,576 --> 01:22:10,882
Well, you gave us a...
1526
01:22:11,665 --> 01:22:12,666
I mean with your whole...
1527
01:22:13,711 --> 01:22:15,320
meltdown at the opening,
1528
01:22:15,321 --> 01:22:17,540
it was
a pretty convenient motive.
1529
01:22:17,541 --> 01:22:18,976
You know? And plus,
1530
01:22:18,977 --> 01:22:21,632
you're the most
gullible/trustworthy of my...
1531
01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:24,809
Most of my friends would just
run away, not even call 911.
1532
01:22:27,768 --> 01:22:30,640
I don't know what to say.
1533
01:22:30,641 --> 01:22:31,641
I mean...
1534
01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:34,166
I'm happy you're alive.
1535
01:22:35,994 --> 01:22:39,171
But I'm so unbelievably angry
at the same time.
1536
01:22:39,824 --> 01:22:41,912
I mean,
I was just living my life.
1537
01:22:41,913 --> 01:22:44,001
Minding my own business,
and then you come along,
1538
01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:45,611
and before I even know
what's happening,
1539
01:22:45,612 --> 01:22:48,223
I'm a sex slave
to a complete fucking sociopath,
1540
01:22:48,224 --> 01:22:50,748
and being interrogated
by the cops for murder.
1541
01:22:51,183 --> 01:22:54,490
-That's fair.
-It's not fucking fair, Erika!
1542
01:22:54,491 --> 01:22:55,709
It's fucked up!
1543
01:22:56,362 --> 01:22:58,189
Do you not understand
what you've done?
1544
01:22:58,190 --> 01:23:00,452
I've lost everything
because of you.
1545
01:23:00,453 --> 01:23:01,801
I mean, Erika,
1546
01:23:01,802 --> 01:23:03,978
I had real
fucking feelings for you
1547
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:06,589
and you destroyed
my entire fucking life.
1548
01:23:06,590 --> 01:23:08,504
Well, I know
you're upset right now,
1549
01:23:08,505 --> 01:23:09,940
but you need to trust me,
1550
01:23:09,941 --> 01:23:11,637
as somebody who has
come back from the dead
1551
01:23:11,638 --> 01:23:13,813
literally and figuratively,
more than once,
1552
01:23:13,814 --> 01:23:15,599
your life is not destroyed.
1553
01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:19,254
In fact...
there's a silver lining.
1554
01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:20,820
Silver lining? What the fuck
are you even talking about?
1555
01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:22,126
Okay. I'll tell you.
1556
01:23:22,127 --> 01:23:23,606
Remember when...
when I was saying that
1557
01:23:23,607 --> 01:23:25,129
in order to break
through the noise
1558
01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:26,391
and get people's attention
these days,
1559
01:23:26,392 --> 01:23:28,132
you have to make
a big commotion?
1560
01:23:28,133 --> 01:23:29,829
Well, now, you,
1561
01:23:29,830 --> 01:23:32,571
despite whatever nuisance
it's caused at the moment,
1562
01:23:32,572 --> 01:23:34,617
you can now go
and make a documentary.
1563
01:23:34,618 --> 01:23:36,880
Or, uh, write a book,
or a miniseries,
1564
01:23:36,881 --> 01:23:39,317
or, whatever, after you change
all the names, and it'll say,
1565
01:23:39,318 --> 01:23:41,754
"Based on an insane
but shockingly true story."
1566
01:23:41,755 --> 01:23:44,019
Which is all people give a shit
about these days.
1567
01:23:45,368 --> 01:23:49,023
So, what? Y-You...
you expect me to be grateful?
1568
01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:52,853
For, uh, you implicating me
in this entire fucking shitshow?
1569
01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:55,420
Yes.
1570
01:23:55,421 --> 01:23:56,421
Wow.
1571
01:23:57,206 --> 01:23:58,206
Wow.
1572
01:23:59,643 --> 01:24:03,560
You are...
fucking something else.
1573
01:24:06,693 --> 01:24:08,869
I don't believe in shame
or regret or...
1574
01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:11,349
any of the other fucked up
1575
01:24:11,350 --> 01:24:13,352
brainwashing they give you
in Catholic school.
1576
01:24:14,919 --> 01:24:16,528
Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
1577
01:24:16,529 --> 01:24:18,269
we have a very special guest
in the studio today.
1578
01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:21,404
Uh, world-renowned artist
and now author, uh, Erika Tracy.
1579
01:24:22,666 --> 01:24:23,927
Erika's autobiography,
1580
01:24:23,928 --> 01:24:25,668
Confessions of a Slut:
1581
01:24:25,669 --> 01:24:27,626
How To Get Laid and Conquer
the World at the Same Time
1582
01:24:27,627 --> 01:24:30,630
is online and in bookstores now.
Go get it.
1583
01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:33,502
Erika, I mean,
welcome to the show, obviously.
1584
01:24:33,503 --> 01:24:35,112
Kinda can't believe
you're here right now.
1585
01:24:35,113 --> 01:24:36,853
It's so crazy.
1586
01:24:36,854 --> 01:24:38,202
That makes two of us.
1587
01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:40,465
Um, I was surprised
1588
01:24:40,466 --> 01:24:43,338
to see that I made
enough of an impression
1589
01:24:43,339 --> 01:24:45,818
to warrant an entire chapter
in your book.
1590
01:24:45,819 --> 01:24:48,386
I mean, I'm full of surprises,
you should know that by now.
1591
01:24:48,387 --> 01:24:50,388
Do I ever! Uh...
1592
01:24:50,389 --> 01:24:51,737
Um, um...
1593
01:24:51,738 --> 01:24:53,088
So that was fun.
1594
01:24:53,523 --> 01:24:54,827
-It actually was.
-Yeah.
1595
01:24:54,828 --> 01:24:56,264
-It was great.
-Yeah.
1596
01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,526
And it looks like
you were right again.
1597
01:24:57,527 --> 01:24:58,831
What do you mean?
1598
01:24:58,832 --> 01:25:00,268
Well, you always said
that I'd see
1599
01:25:00,269 --> 01:25:01,704
the benefits of our relationship
in the end,
1600
01:25:01,705 --> 01:25:02,922
and I mean, well, here we are.
1601
01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:04,533
I'm always right.
1602
01:25:04,534 --> 01:25:06,056
-You should know this.
-That is, that is so true.
1603
01:25:06,057 --> 01:25:07,753
Hey, I, uh,
1604
01:25:07,754 --> 01:25:10,278
did you wanna get, like,
a drink or dinner or something?
1605
01:25:10,279 --> 01:25:12,585
Elliot, are you hitting on me?
1606
01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:14,064
Maybe.
1607
01:25:15,762 --> 01:25:17,328
-I have plans tonight.
-Ah.
1608
01:25:17,329 --> 01:25:19,069
And I'm flying out
first thing in the morning.
1609
01:25:19,070 --> 01:25:20,723
And plus, I've already fucked
you, so what's the point?
1610
01:25:20,724 --> 01:25:21,855
So true.
1611
01:25:23,030 --> 01:25:24,684
-You do look good, though.
-Thank you.
1612
01:25:25,032 --> 01:25:26,729
What'd you do?
Did you replace me or something?
1613
01:25:26,730 --> 01:25:28,818
Oh, Erika, trust me.
There's no replacing you.
1614
01:25:28,819 --> 01:25:30,254
Why? Have you replaced me?
1615
01:25:30,255 --> 01:25:31,734
-Yeah, of course.
-Ah.
1616
01:25:31,735 --> 01:25:32,909
But it's not the same.
1617
01:25:32,910 --> 01:25:34,040
That's nice to hear.
1618
01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:35,346
Well, I'm not worried about you.
1619
01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:37,174
I mean, you know,
I'm sure there's
1620
01:25:37,175 --> 01:25:39,437
a lot of weak men looking for
a strong woman to dominate them.
1621
01:25:39,438 --> 01:25:40,873
-Ouch.
-I know.
1622
01:25:40,874 --> 01:25:43,441
Wow. I do
want to tell you, though,
1623
01:25:43,442 --> 01:25:47,272
that I... I'm proud of you.
1624
01:25:48,230 --> 01:25:51,450
Oh. Um... thank you.
That... That means a lot.
1625
01:25:52,364 --> 01:25:53,973
Aw, gracias, babe.
1626
01:25:53,974 --> 01:25:56,672
Jesus, this is Elliot.
Elliot, this is Jesus.
1627
01:25:56,673 --> 01:25:58,326
Hey, man. Nice to meet you.
1628
01:25:58,327 --> 01:25:59,936
No, no.
He doesn't speak English.
1629
01:25:59,937 --> 01:26:01,807
-So...
-Oh, yeah, no, of course not.
1630
01:26:01,808 --> 01:26:03,853
I really hate to break up
this circle jerk,
1631
01:26:03,854 --> 01:26:05,333
but our next segment is ready
1632
01:26:05,334 --> 01:26:07,509
-and we are on a tight schedule.
-Mm-hmm.
1633
01:26:07,510 --> 01:26:09,076
Have we met before?
1634
01:26:11,470 --> 01:26:12,602
Two minutes.
1635
01:26:13,994 --> 01:26:15,908
Let's not make it
another two years.
1636
01:26:15,909 --> 01:26:18,041
Definitely.
If you're in New York, call me.
1637
01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:19,130
Uh, it's a date.
1638
01:26:19,696 --> 01:26:20,914
-Bye, Elliot.
-Bye.
1639
01:26:49,552 --> 01:26:50,988
Dearly beloved...
1640
01:26:52,555 --> 01:26:54,556
we are gathered here today
1641
01:26:54,557 --> 01:26:57,386
to witness the union
of these two beautiful souls...
1642
01:26:58,648 --> 01:26:59,736
as one.
1643
01:27:01,868 --> 01:27:05,785
Do you, Elliot, take Erika
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
1644
01:27:06,569 --> 01:27:10,225
To have and to hold?
To honor and cherish?
1645
01:27:11,008 --> 01:27:12,749
Till death do you part?
1646
01:27:13,576 --> 01:27:14,664
I do.
1647
01:27:15,665 --> 01:27:17,622
And do you, Erika,
1648
01:27:17,623 --> 01:27:20,104
take Elliot to be
your lawfully wedded husband...
1649
01:27:20,844 --> 01:27:22,237
to have and to hold...
1650
01:27:23,063 --> 01:27:24,587
to honor and cherish...
1651
01:27:25,414 --> 01:27:27,024
'til death do you part?
1652
01:27:27,590 --> 01:27:28,634
I do.
1653
01:27:30,723 --> 01:27:32,421
I pronounce you man and wife.
1654
01:27:35,815 --> 01:27:37,034
You may kiss the bride.
1655
01:28:06,759 --> 01:28:09,413
♪ Free yourself
1656
01:28:09,414 --> 01:28:13,852
♪ Keep on moving
Up that mountaintop ♪
1657
01:28:13,853 --> 01:28:17,421
♪ Why don't you
please yourself ♪
1658
01:28:17,422 --> 01:28:20,772
♪ If it feels so good
then don't you ♪
1659
01:28:20,773 --> 01:28:23,994
♪ Baby, don't you stop
1660
01:28:24,777 --> 01:28:27,998
♪ Don't stop
Don't stop ♪
1661
01:28:28,825 --> 01:28:30,870
♪ Baby, don't you
1662
01:28:31,262 --> 01:28:34,308
♪ Don't stand there
Waiting all of your life ♪
1663
01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:37,921
♪ For the night
To come and find you ♪
1664
01:28:39,226 --> 01:28:42,403
♪ The clock is ticking
Baby, now is the time ♪
1665
01:28:42,404 --> 01:28:44,362
♪ For someone
to come and hold you ♪
1666
01:28:47,234 --> 01:28:49,584
♪ You are a name
Not a number ♪
1667
01:28:49,585 --> 01:28:51,629
♪ Extraordinary colors
1668
01:28:51,630 --> 01:28:55,241
♪ Don't you hide
Undercover, baby ♪
1669
01:28:55,242 --> 01:28:58,680
♪ Free yourself,
Keep moving up... ♪
1670
01:28:58,681 --> 01:28:59,681
Okay.
1671
01:29:00,247 --> 01:29:01,596
Okay, good.
1672
01:29:04,817 --> 01:29:06,776
-My toothbrush...
-Do you wanna...
1673
01:29:09,735 --> 01:29:11,520
Legendary, rock hard...
1674
01:29:12,521 --> 01:29:14,870
Sorry. Sorry.
1675
01:29:14,871 --> 01:29:16,873
Mm-hmm.
1676
01:29:17,439 --> 01:29:19,048
♪ Baby, don't you
1677
01:29:19,049 --> 01:29:21,093
Wear a cockstrap.
1678
01:29:23,227 --> 01:29:24,662
Should I wear a cockstrap?
What...
1679
01:29:24,663 --> 01:29:26,447
-Are you sure?
-Yes.
1680
01:29:26,448 --> 01:29:28,100
-You're selling it so well.
-Thank you so much, Olivia.
1681
01:29:28,101 --> 01:29:29,754
It's awesome.
1682
01:29:29,755 --> 01:29:31,539
No, like, that's, like,
not the vibe.
1683
01:29:31,540 --> 01:29:33,018
-Ow. Fuck.
-Oh, God.
1684
01:29:36,849 --> 01:29:38,068
Looking at you.
1685
01:29:39,025 --> 01:29:40,112
I'm looking at you.
1686
01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:41,506
I knew it.
1687
01:29:41,811 --> 01:29:42,812
I knew it.
1688
01:29:45,728 --> 01:29:46,990
Okay.
1689
01:29:48,731 --> 01:29:50,209
Okay.
1690
01:29:50,210 --> 01:29:52,952
Greg, I'm gonna do this
right down the barrel.
1691
01:29:54,171 --> 01:29:57,434
♪ Keep on moving
Up that mountaintop ♪
1692
01:29:59,176 --> 01:30:00,177
Sorry, say that again?
1693
01:30:00,482 --> 01:30:02,265
Sure.
1694
01:30:02,266 --> 01:30:03,659
-All right?
-Mm-hmm.
1695
01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:09,229
She's so manipulative.
1696
01:30:09,665 --> 01:30:12,145
I know.
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