All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes S02E02

45, and he shouldn't
play anymore.

You want to try
it? You want to go?

Think of a card.
Think of a card.

All right, I'm
thinking of a card.

What's the card? Uh...

You don't have to
come to attention.

Hi, Schultz. Hi, Schultz.

What's the card?

It's nothing. Nothing.

Five of diamonds? You owe me...

Oh, Colonel Hogan.

You don't even have to read it.

It's nothing. Nothing!

All right, Schultz.
Wait a minute.

"Attention, Allied prisoners:

"For fun, fame and fortune,

join the illustrious
Luftwaffe"?!

LeBEAU: Are you asking
us to be a traitor, Schultz?

Please! Please!

I have nothing to do with this.

Order from the
propaganda ministry.

Herr Goebbels, he always
thinks of things like this.

All right, Schultz.
You did your duty.

Get out of here.

Right away, Colonel Hogan.

Of course, there
is a little speech

which goes with this notice,

but if anybody asks
you, just say I made it.

Wait, wait a minute, Schultz.

We'd like to hear
it. Right, fellas?

Speech, speech!

I'd like to hear it.
Come on, Schultzy.

Go on. Make the speech.

"Former members of a
second-rate air force..."

You don't want to hear it.

Yes, we do, Schultz.

We'd like to hear the
speech, right, fellas?

Sure, let's hear the speech.

Speech, speech!

"Why are you are continuing

to rot in our
escape-proof prisons?"

Figure of speech.

Sure, sure.

"Face the fact that your
side is losing the war."

We're losing?!

Somebody's losing it.

That's the important point.

Eh... "Why not put your
training to a useful purpose?

"Help the Luftwaffe shape
the society of the future

"in the skies of Europe.

"We offer you a chance
to get in on the ground floor

"and become a part
of the glorious history

of the Thousand Year Reich!"

Forget that I mentioned it.

Wait. No, no, no, Schultz.

It's a great idea. It is?

Yeah, for our side.

I'm going to get some
German officers to defect to us,

send them to England

to organize the
German prisoners there

into a new fighting force.

You know what it's
going to be called?

Is it important that I know?

The Schultz Brigade.

The Schultz Brigade...?

That's a great idea!

Please, Colonel Hogan.

Yes, indeed, Schultz.

I can see it now.

You'll be a legend
in your own time.

The Schultz Brigade,

in memory of the
intrepid guard...

I hear nothing! Nothing!

Gentlemen, think
how hard this is for me.

General Burkhalter
is my best friend.

He is my best
friend also, Klink,

but do you want to
be general or not?

Of course, Colonel
Burmeister, of course.

Could you please
keep your voice down?

Klink, how often
must we talk of this?

Just one more time.

All right, Klink.

You command Stalag 13.

I command Stalag 10, and
Bussie commands Stalag 19.

General Burkhalter commands us.

Now, if all three
of us denounce him

to the Gestapo separately,

but with the same complaint,
then he will be deposed

and one of us will be
made general in his place.

Uh-huh.

But that's only one
chance out of three.

What chance do you have now?

Considerably less.

All right, so let us stop

these weeks of
talking and do it!

Shh, please keep
your voice down.

And do it.

Uh, what complaint
did we agree on?

He is forcing us to give him 40%

from the prisoner's
food allowance.

Forty percent.

And the Gestapo
knows that he pays them

only on the basis of
collecting 30% from us.

Naturally, they will
not tolerate dishonesty.

Naturally.

Did I mention he
was my best friend?

You mentioned it, Klink!
You've mentioned it!

Shh! Please, your voice.

No one can hear, Klink. No one.

I know that no one can hear,

but you must realize this
situation is, uh, delicate.

How do you like that?

Just when everything's perfect,
Klink wants to be a general.

I didn't know Burkhalter
was his best friend.

He's doing it to
his best friend.

Shocking, I call it.

I knew things were
going too smooth:

Escapees being processed
through here like clockwork,

our sabotage squad
blowing up everything in sight,

our printing press turning out
more money than the German mint,

and Klink wants to make general.

What do we do, Colonel?

We've got to stop him some way.

Because if, by chance,
he does get his promotion

and leaves here,
our goose is cooked.

We'd never get another
commandant like Klink.

You can say that again.

Let's hear it for
old Klinky! Hip, hip!

However, on the other hand,

he's liable to bungle
it and get caught...

We've got a new commandant.

Well, it would seem to me,
summing up this situation,

that what we need
is some real action.

Some kind of action, right?

Wrong.

On second thought, you
know what's going to happen?

He's going to get cold feet
and chicken out... listen.

Then we are agreed.

Bussie?

Agreed.

Klink?

Certainly. Agreed, agreed.

Did I tell you that I almost
married the general's sister?

We all almost married
the general's sister!

Congratulations on
your narrow escape.

Are you in or out, Klink?

Yes and no.

Klink!

Looks like you called
that one, Colonel.

That's our boy.

I better get over there

and break it up before
they talk him into it again.

Nobody allowed to
leave the building.

Nobody allowed to
leave any building.

Why?

Strict orders by
General Burkhalter.

Burkhalter's here?

He just came through the
front gate and seized the camp.

Anybody disobeying
his orders will be shot.

Anybody questioning
his orders will be shot.

Anybody asking the meaning
of his orders will be shot.

What do you think it means?

Trouble.

Could you tell me what kind?

As a matter of fact, I could.

Please don't.

For the last time, Klink...!

Am I interrupting?

Ah, General Burkhalter.

How very nice to see you.

From now on, it
will not be so nice.

Three weeks ago, Klink,

you and Burmeister
visited Bussie at Stalag 19.

Last week, Bussie, you and Klink

visited Burmeister at Stalag 10.

And now, I see you
all here at Stalag 13.

You have become
very social, you three.

Oh, just a discussion

of prison problems,
General Burkhalter.

We never stop trying to
build better mousetraps.

You take me for a fool, Klink?

Do you not know

that I have my
sources of information?

When I see my colonels
getting together for a little chat,

I know what they
are talking about...

A plot to replace me.

Oh, no, no.

Stop pretending!

I only want to know one thing.

Who will save his skin by
informing on the other two?

I believe that General
Burkhalter knows

that, as a man of honor,

I would never inform
on my fellow officers

were I involved in a conspiracy.

However, since I'm
completely innocent

and it was all the idea of
Bussie and Burmeister...

Klink, you knew
it was your idea!

Had nothing to do with that!

Quiet!

You're all under
arrest in quarters.

I will see to it that you
get a fair trial immediately,

after which you will be shot.

But, General, you promised me...

But of course, Klink.

You will be shot last.

Huh?

Thank you, sir.

Psst! Schultz!

Halt! Who goes there?

Oliver Twist.

Oliver Twist.

Colonel Hogan, you
should not even be here.

I have the unhappy duty

of guarding Herr
Kommandant Klink.

Nobody is allowed to approach.

I don't want to
approach him, Schultz.

I just want to see him.

No, no, no, no, no!

It would be worth my life.

You're right, Schultz.

By the way, have you
seen General Burkhalter?

Why?

I want to give him
a progress report

on the Schultz Brigade.

There is no Schultz Brigade.

Right, right.

Right?

Yeah. But when Burkhalter hears

of the organizing
job you're doing,

with that special kind
of courage coupled with

that tremendous drive...

Please, Colonel
Hogan, go in quietly.

Do not stay long.

And leave without being seen.

You're a good sentry, Schultz.

Should I give my
compliments to your superiors?

Please, Colonel Hogan!

Let's face it, Klink.

You blew the ball game.

You're right, Hogan. I blew it.

Sweetest setup in the
whole German army

and you wanted to be a general.

Hogan, every man in my
class has made general.

How many of them
killed in action?

Quite a few.

How many of them
shot by the Fuhrer?

Quite a few more.

And you couldn't be happy?

I was a fool, Hogan.

I see it now. The next time...

There ain't gonna
be no next time!

Hogan, he can't shoot a man

who almost married his sister.

One will get you 20.

Why did I listen
to those other two?

I knew they were
not to be trusted.

Maybe because
you're not to be trusted.

You're right. Of course I am.

Hogan, why am I sitting
here taking your abuse?

I'm the one to be shot.

I just wanted to arouse
your fighting spirit.

Now we can plan.

Pla... Plan? What plan?

You mean you can help me?

Hogan, I give you my word,
I'll be a better commandant.

I will be more humane, more
understanding, less harsh.

You suit us just fine.

When's your trial come up?

Tomorrow.

General Burkhalter
will conduct it himself.

Call me as a witness.

Why? You don't know
anything about this.

That's right.

My mind won't be
cluttered with a lot of facts.

You mean you would lie for me?

Wouldn't you do
the same for me, sir?

Hogan, I never
realized, deep down,

how you must love me.

Not just me, sir,

all the men.

All the men.

I must live for them.

It would be a help, sir.

The prisoners will now rise.

So, the facts are now all in,

the evidence has been heard,

and I'm therefore ready
to pronounce sentence.

General Burkhalter, sir?

This is not meant as a
criticism, General Burkhalter...

You are doing an excellent
job in judging this case...

But, uh... may I point out that,

uh... we have not
heard the evidence?

Of course not.

Of course not.

Of course not?

My informants are my own,

and I personally
dictated your confession

so that I'm sure it is correct.

Oh, that's most efficient, sir.

But, uh... I would like to call

one witness in my defense.

Klink, I have an important
engagement for lunch.

Fraulein Hilda, how could you?

Call your witness,
Klink, and get it over with.

Of course, Herr General.

Thank you, sir.

Schultz, call Colonel Hogan.

Colonel Hogan!

No. Go get him.

Jawohl, Colonel.

What does Hogan
have to do with this?

Sir, I would like
him to tell you that.

Bussie, Burmeister, sit down.

Thank you, Herr General.

With the court's
permission, sir,

I would like the witness
to be seated over there.

Hogan, did I or did I not

have a conversation
with you two days ago

concerning Colonel
Bussie, Colonel Burmeister,

seated over there?

Yes, sir, you did.

Uh-huh. And, uh, at that
time, did I indicate to you

that there had been
conversations with these men

at Stalag 10, Stalag 19?

And that these conversations

would continue here at Stalag 13

the next day, which
would be yesterday?

Yes, sir. You certainly did.

Aha! And did I divulge to you

the nature of these
conversations?

Yes, sir.

Take down every word
of this, Fraulein Hilda.

This is most important.

Now, did I tell you

that Bussie and
Burmeister had formed a plot

against General Burkhalter?

That they were
going to discredit him,

and that they were
going to oust him?

How's that, sir?

Hogan, please
try to concentrate.

Did I not tell you that
Bussie and Burmeister

were forming a plot
against General Burkhalter,

and that I was playing
along until I could uncover

their sordid scheme and
report it to the general?

No, sir.

The answer is yes, Hogan.

Let him give his
own answers, Klink.

Hogan, did I not
tell you that...?

What did I tell you?

That you tried to get Bussie
and Burmeister involved

in a plot against the general,

but they turned you down

and threatened to expose you.

Hogan! Isn't that what
you wanted me to say?

You have said enough, Hogan.

Bussie, Burmeister, stand up.

It would seem that
you are cleared.

However, I would like
you to remain at Stalag 13

until I have completed
my investigation.

Jawohl, Herr General.

Very fine... General Burkhalter,

I give you my word,

I never talked to Colonel
Hogan about this at all.

What am I saying?

I have no idea, Klink.

What I have to
say will be brief.

Tomorrow, you will be shot.

Come, my dear.

Gee, these courtroom things
are kind of tricky, aren't they?

Herr Kommandant,

uh, I have always admired...

Put that down!

♪ A toast, a toast ♪

♪ To fine and dear old... ♪

Hi. Hogan!

Our beautiful friend. And
we hardly even knew you.

We're going to get
better acquainted.

Here, your new uniforms.

American Air Corps?!

I... I do not think I
understand, Colonel.

Well, look, I'll
make this quick.

I fingered Klink

because he's too
tough a commandant.

He's cunning and cruel.

Klink?

Yes, Klink.

And Burkhalter's not
going to stop there.

The Gestapo's going
to get involved in this.

I might even talk.

Oh, you wouldn't.

We trust you.

Well, don't.

I turned on Klink, I
could turn on you.

I'm a fink. Understand? A fink.

But Colonel, what
are we going to do?

Put on these uniforms;
I'll get you out of Germany.

We cannot defect.

We are career officers.

So was Klink.

They're retiring him tomorrow
with a ten-gun salute. Pow!

He's right, Bussie.

You sure we cannot trust you?

Positive.

Well, thank you,
Colonel, thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, it's you.

It's definitely you.

How is it, Newkirk?

Well, I have had
worse fits, sir.

I borrowed me mum's
swimsuit once, when I was four.

Nobody's perfect.

How are your accents?

Jawohl, Herr Colonel.

Don't say too much. Carter?

Jabole, Herr Colonel.

Don't say anything at all.

Guns loaded?

Ja, ja.

Now, your guns
have the real bullets,

and we've got the blanks.

The other way around.

Oh, yeah, the other
way around. Yeah.

That's the way I
had it. You're sure?

I just forgot.
Yeah, all right, fine.

Remember, when you fire at us,

aim over our heads.

Right. Don't worry
about a thing, Colonel.

Is it time to go now?

It's 9:20.

Move out in eight minutes: 9:28.

Check.

Oh, yeah, we've-we've got...

The real bullets.
The real bullets.

Yeah.

♪ When the soldiers
march through the town ♪

♪ Dee-brump-ba-brump-ba-bee ♪

♪ Be-dridle-da-la ♪

♪ De-ra-rump-ah ♪

♪ Dee-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Rump-ba-rump-ba-ba-ba ♪

♪ De-da-da-rump ♪

♪ A-when the soldiers... ♪

Drop the gun, Schultz. Hogan.

Come on, drop it.

Sorry to do this, but I
got to see Colonel Klink.

You cannot!

You can.

Come on, Schultz. Open the door.

Don't do it, Schultz!

I'm not going anywhere
with you, Hogan.

You betrayed me.

And I hated myself for it,

but something much
bigger has come up.

What could be bigger
than my getting shot?

Burkhalter getting shot,
because he's a general.

What are you saying, Hogan?

Just saw Bussie and
Burmeister go into his quarters

to get rid of him...
We got to stop 'em.

Schultz, call out the guards!

What good's that gonna do ya?

Don't call out the guards.

Let them shoot him.

Sure, and you're gonna be next.

Schultz, open the door.

You mean the two of us
into an ambush like this?

I-I beg your pardon,
Herr Kommandant,

but I think Colonel Hogan
has an excellent idea.

Good. You're coming along, too.

Into an ambush?

Come on, let's go.

I think we'll be late.

We're right on
the nose. Let's go.

Schultz!

It's time to put the mask on.

Hey, it gives your face
definition somehow.

You really think so?

Everything set?

Colonel Burmeister,
and Colonel Bussie

to see you, General.

Tell them to go away.

Hands up! Schnell!

This will not take
long, General.

What is the meaning of this?

You convicted the wrong man!

Klink was innocent!

What do you intend to do?

We are going to kill
you, but do not worry,

your position will
be filled immediately

by one of us.

Bussie! Burmeister!

This is all so unnecessary.

I was thinking of retiring.

I was just saying to Hilda,

who would succeed
me but one of you two?

Uh... my dearest friends.

What of Klink?

Forget him.

He's to be shot.

I never could stand the man.

Burmeister!

Bussie!

You're surrounded.

Come out with your hands up!

What a wonderful friend.

Down, get down.

Burmeister! Bussie!

Hey, watch where
you're shooting!

Shoot over their heads.

We've got the real
bullets, remember?

Oh, you!

I'm going to call
out the guards.

Don't do that, they'd shoot you.

You're an escaped prisoner.

Shouldn't we take that chance?

Look, the only
way is to rush them.

How many shots have they fired?

Hogan, who's counting?

I'm gonna draw their fire.

Cease fire, or I will
shoot Burkhalter!

Colonel Klink will
not be intimidated!

I will not be intimidated!

Klink!

This is no time for
you to get courageous.

Do not raise your head.

Not even once.

I'm not even considering it.

Two shots muffled.
They've killed themselves.

Come on, let's go.

Colonel Hogan, if they are dead,

what is the hurry?

Schultz, you're a coward.

Now you go first.

Come on, let's get them up.

General Burkhalter,
where are they?

Ah, they probably went
out the back way... I'll check.

Klink, you saved me, Klink.

Schultz, call the guard.

Guard!

No, outside!

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

My dear, good friend.

How I have misjudged you.

Not at all, Herr General.

And you, like a brother.

You could be a brother.

Huh?

My sister is still
on the market.

Yes?

Well...

Close call, General.

I guess I'll be getting along.

Wait!

It is your fault that
I condemned Klink.

I want this man
severely punished.

Severely punished.

Colonel Hogan!

30 days in the cooler.

Thanks a lot.

Hey, it worked like a
charm, huh, Colonel?

What a brilliant operation.

Ah, knock it off.

What happens if we get
caught, Colonel Hogan?

You have made us the most
hunted men in all Germany.

My heart bleeds for you.

If you guys hadn't
started this plot,

I wouldn't have drawn
30 days in the cooler.

But you are sure you can
get us out of the country?

I'm sure... almost.

But, Hogan... Almost?!

Now, look, when
you get to England,

don't forget your mission, to
organize the Schultz Brigade.

The Schultz Brigade. Right.

Play your cards right,

you might make
second lieutenant.

But who is Schultz?

Who is Schultz?! Yeah.

Only the most courageous,
intrepid, daring, gutsy...

I see nothing.

Nothing!

That's Schultz.

All right, Hogan,
come in, come in.

Now, Hogan, before I
commit you to the cooler,

there is this matter of...

Well... sometimes, you
have interesting ideas

on certain things and...

Burkhalter fixed
you up with his sister.

How do you know?

Never mind.

Hogan, what concerns me

is that she should
not get too serious.

You have any ideas?

Is the 30 days on or off?

I don't think well
under pressure.

All right, it's off.

Well?

Oh, oh, please, please.

Danke.

I tell you what you got to do.

Give her the old
soldier routine.

You may be sent off
to battle any minute.

Your life is not your own.

It's not fair to the little
woman, you know.

Excellent, excellent!

Wait.

She knows that I am
permanently stationed

at Stalag 13.

Easy. Tell her you're involved

in a plot against Hitler.

Shh, shh.

I'm not, I'm not.

That would be sure death.

Why would I say such a thing?

You might figure
it was worth it.

Have fun, Commandant.