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Hello, hello, listeners, and welcome to the Shadowcast.

Today, we have a very special guest.

We've all been waiting around... Wait.

Who's this?

Hold on. Good evening, Capital City. I am Alfred Nervlack, inventor, computer

genius, former Geeky Geek team employee, and soon-to-be city's worst nightmare.

Come on, loser.

My listeners are waiting for my latest stream.

See, I was fired last week from the career of my dreams, working for Geek

Team. For supposedly being rude to a customer.

And you see, it was the customer who was actually rude to me.

And now I have a plan for my revenge.

No.

Not another one of these nerds trying to take over the city.

I don't have time for this.

I'm here to tell you I have developed a form of ransomware that shall have...

Explosive consequences for the city's technology grid.

If those in charge of the city do not wire me $50 million over the next four

hours, I shall destroy all technology used by the city.

I'd like to see you try.

Guy is so full of it.

Now is proof I can and will do this. Upon signing off from this broadcast, 5%

of all computers receiving the signal.

will automatically self-destruct.

He's serious.

No, this is going to completely ruin my podcast revenue.

I shall reissue such a broadcast every four hours until my demands are met.

Alfred Nerd Lab.

Ending transmission.

I think it's time Mr. Nerd Lab was introduced to White Shadow.

Come on, nerd lap.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

I've been expecting you, white shadow.

Look at you.

You're even more pathetic than you were on screen.

You're no match for me. I'm gonna kick your ass.

Shirley, I invite you to try.

What is that sound? I can't think.

You missed me.

You see, I just delivered a sonic charge into your body, disorienting you and

preventing you from harming me in any real way.

That's impossible.

Terrifying.

Heroic, even.

What is that?

What are you doing?

I feel so weak.

So beautiful.

May I keep you as my girlfriend?

Incoming transmission.

At the time, I must stay on schedule, not become too distracted.

I have another broadcast issue, which must be ready in one hour.

But first, I should make sure my new girlfriend is

more comfortable.

What am I gonna do?

These ropes are too tight.

There must be something.

You're not such a genius after all, nerd lab.

I can't believe you left these out.

Come on, White Shadow.

You got this.

Come on, nerd lap.

Where are you?

Come on!

Your little trap didn't work.

I got things to do.

You were a very bad girl for getting yourself untied.

Now you need to be taught a lesson.

You had a nice nap?

Untie me right now.

Unfortunately, you've been a very bad girl and may need to be punished.

I can't do that right now.

You're so beautiful.

Stop touching me, you creep.

Untie me right now.

Never had a girlfriend.

Would you be willing to be my girlfriend?

You can't be fucking serious.

Untie me.

Right now.

No.

I said stop.

Don't touch me there.

outfit is far too skimpy for you.

If you're going to be my girlfriend, you need to learn to be more modest.

I would never date a freak like you.

think I don't deserve a nice guy like you.

big mouth shut.

Besides, blood like you should be seen and not heard.

Yes.

Now it is time.

You are going to be punished.

That's what you get for being a bad girl.

Let go.

You're a messy girl.

Now I have to go get supplies to clean up your mess!

Got to get out of there.

Where'd you go, white shadow?

You can't hide from me. Not in here.

I'm right behind you, pathetic little worm.

You've been a very bad little boy, Alfred.

And now it's time for you to get the spanking I think you deserve.

No. No.

Naughty boy,

Alfred.

Poor little nerd lab.

Looks like you're going to go to jail.

You won't be able to spend all your...

time in this place.

You should be ashamed of yourself, you pathetic whore.

Running around with your tits and pussy out for everyone to see.

I think it's time I get rid of your sleazy ass permanently.

A white shadow.

You seem to have gotten yourself in quite a bind.

Do you see the predicament you're in?

You've been tied with a special polymer rope, which I invented.

One which is designed, when combined with the activator, to constrict.

The longer it's exposed, the tighter it constricts. So you see...

If this little rope here doesn't strangle you, then this one is going to

split you in half!

So I believe you know what happens next.

Fortunately for you, White Shadow, your crime-fighting days are over.

You can probably already begin to feel the polymer ropes constricting.

Try not to have too much fun, White Shadow.

In the little time you have left.

Good riddance, White Shadow.

Come on, White Shadow.

There's got to be a way out of this.

You got out of all the other traps.

My hunch was right. The gas from the fire extinguisher system neutralized the

activator and caused the rope to expand rather than contract.

Wow.

Well.

I've been in some tight squeezes before, but... This was something else.

I better get going.

This psycho's probably planning his next broadcast.

Nerd Lab!

Come on, come on out.

Oh, Nerd Lab!

So, you escaped your peril.

Well, we'll have to do something about that.

And I believe I have a great idea.

It has been eight hours since I made my demands for $50 million to those in

charge of Capital City. And although 10% of all devices have been destroyed, no

one seems to be taking me seriously.

Well, for this occasion, I have a special guest.

that I hope will convince you to pay, or else.

White Shadow.

As you can see, your superheroine is a

little tied up right now.

But she's agreed to be our very...

Special guest for this broadcast.

Did you ever wonder who this mysterious woman was running around in her

underwear?

Who could it be?

The precious Kayla Coyote.

Podcaster extraordinaire. Always seeking to expose the world's injustices.

It should be no secret that this dirty little whore is your prized white

shadow.

We

have

another very special surprise for our volunteer guests.

Should I do it?

Let me fill our viewers in on

what to expect.

My demands are not met.

Then the entirety of Capital City will watch this little slut be pleasured

until... That bomb explodes!

You see, she is wired to an intricate system I designed. A mechanism which

registers when she is pleasured to orgasm.

See, this mechanism measures the sensitivity of pleasure in her nipples.

And when she orgasms, this...

excuse of a crime fighter will explode.

And as a bonus surprise, 50% of viewers will also have their device instantly

explode.

Now wouldn't you say that is just dessert for the 50% of you who worship

this do-gooding little whore?

As a bonus treat, I have enabled all viewers to load their comments to the

site.

We'll be viewing those and hoping that City Hall is as well and takes this

seriously.

As for you, White Shadow, I hope you have a real blast!