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In the ancient land of
the Amazons near China...
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Where men were sold as slaves
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with rings and bells around their necks...
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were insultingly called Dumbbells.
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Sell off all these Dumbbells
and I'm done with my debts.
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Really, men are quite useful.
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They can carry heavy loads,
bring up babies, cook dinner...
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Even give you foot and body massages
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And should you want a child...
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Pick yourself a handsome stud.
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Just don't fall in love with him.
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Because here in the land of the Amazons,
all men are slaves.
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There's not one single man in the palace.
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The Queen just hates them.
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Howdy! The 13th Young Master
is here today doing her first solo.
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And see what I got for you.
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Voila, the crown jewel of my shop...
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A merchandize that I've lavished
much care and attention.
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Here we are, 18 year old Hardy Hard.
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C'mon over and see for yourself.
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Look at his skin. See how smooth it is.
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Feel it. See how supple.
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Hardy Hard, turn around and show the ladies.
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He cooks, washes your dirty linen,
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picks up after you and never complains.
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Since we're having our summer sales...
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I'll let you steal him
for just two gold coins.
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I give you three!
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The merchandize goes to the
highest bidder, naturally.
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Thank you, boss!
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What are you doing?
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No, please.
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What do you mean? Is my money no good?
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Fret not, my boss. I'll take care of it.
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Do you want to die or what?
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No.
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Look at her face, and that mole.
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And that hair growing on it. I just can't.
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Picky, aren't you?
Perhaps you'd prefer a queen?
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Oh just let me die!
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Wait a second. Why are you being so silly?
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Look at me.
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Am I pretty?
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Yes.
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Is she pretty?
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Yes.
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Please let me go.
It's only business to you.
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Just pick any Dumbbell.
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I give you a thousand gold coins.
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Stop! Hold it right there!
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Where's the stone plaque?
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Crouching Tiger, the stone plaque that
you asked me to steal from the palace...
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Is right here.
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According to our plan,
we'll meet in three days' time...
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When twice bloom flowers blossom,
Star of Rex appears...
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Yin and Yang turn upside down,
and chaos reign.
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When twice bloom flowers blossom,
Star of Rex appears...
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Yin and Yang turn upside down,
and chaos reign.
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All my Dumbells have run. Get them now!
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Did you see my Dumbbells?
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Yes, ljust got a couple.
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Give them back here!
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Don't you run away from me!
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What's wrong with you?
You're such a scumbag.
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You took my Dumbbells and you hit me!
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You're a pain, you know that?
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Give me back my Dumbbells
and I'II leave you alone.
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I told you I never saw them.
Stop it or I'II kick your ass!
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Picking a fight, aren't you?
I'm not afraid of you!
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Who is she?
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That's none of your business.
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Did you do that?
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The wound doesn't look like your work.
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What's your problem? Mission accomplished.
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What is it?
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We got two back. The others got away.
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These two? They're just skin and bones.
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Beats not getting any.
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You can't even make soup with them!
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So you're the 13th Young Master?
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What? Have you come to apologize
and mend your ways?
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You've ruined my business.
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Give me back my Dumbbells!
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Oh, Marshal Edo Bowman.
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Fancy seeing you here.
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So you still remember me.
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Of course!
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Of course I remember you, it's just...
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I'm a little short on cash these days.
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That's okay.
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I want you to find someone for me.
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If you succeed,
we'll forget about your debts.
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Really?
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Who are you looking for?
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It's a man.
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An exceptionally important man.
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I suppose he's handsome?
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He's really very special,
absolutely extraordinary.
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A perfect match for the Marshal.
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What's his name?
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He's an actor,
performing on the outskirts of town.
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Underground performances, illegal stuff.
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How do I find him?
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He's very special.
He has a particular scent of a man.
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What scent of a man?
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Well, it's...
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Different from all the other men these days.
It's...
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different.
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Any discernable marks or characteristics?
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Yes!
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When he sees a pretty girl, his ears will...
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Go pop and turn red.
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Marshal, you look so much in love.
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That's it.
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Find him and bring him back to me, you understand
that?
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What about my Dumbbells?
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Temporarily confiscated.
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Find me that man...
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And I return every one of themto you.
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13th Young Master, help! Save me!
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What I lose today...
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I shall win back tomorrow!
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Red Vulture.
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Did you ask help from the Wild Wolves tribe?
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Yes I did.
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As the Court's lmperial Enforcer...
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You must not collaborate
with such barbarians.
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But what does it matter, High Priest?
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I've accomplished all your missions.
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But not by any unjust means.
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How dare you lecture me? Show some respect!
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You show some respect!
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You're just an Enforcer,
you listen to my orders!
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I only listen to a woman's orders,
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never a man's.
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Besides...
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You're not even a real man.
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Blue Bird, move aside!
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High Priest, please spare her life.
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From now on,
you're no more lmperial Enforcer.
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Your Majesty.
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As Commander of the Palace Guards...
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Where were you...
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When burglars broke
into the Palace's secret chambers?
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Your Majesty...
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I was at the city gate supervising work
on the city walls.
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Besides, Your Majesty's ordered that...
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secret chambers are off limits.
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After all it's just a piece of stone.
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Shut up!
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I know where you were.
You were at the whorehouse.
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I now sentence you to death!
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Your Majesty...
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Take her away and kill her!
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Yes, your Majesty!
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Couples, how disgusting.
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Her Majesty is getting
more perverse every day.
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When twice bloom flowers blossom,
Star of Rex appears...
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Yin and Yang turn upside down,
and chaos reign.
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So? Is anyone of them the Star of Rex?
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No, neither.
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Kill them!
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This is the only person left on the
family tree of the previous dynasty.
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So he must be our Star of Rex.
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I'm just worried that the plaque will
fall into the hands of Star of Rex.
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And if he solves the riddle
and finds the Excalibur...
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That'll be real trouble.
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon's rebe
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But they may not know
the identity of Star of Rex.
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon may not know,
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but the plaque does.
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That thing is spiritual,
it'II find its Star of Rex.
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We follow the plaque
and we'II find Star of Rex.
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Say we find it, then what?
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It's his destiny to take your throne.
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Do you want to die?
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Why don't you just kill me?
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How can I? I haven't hated you enough.
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Your Majesty, she's your sister.
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Are you feeling pain?
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It's my fault...
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Oh no.
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Your wound... Don't touch me!
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Don't ever touch me.
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I don't want anything...
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...That you've laid your hands on.
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Sis, the prophecy says...
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We can win the world
if we marry the Emperor.
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You can't possibly give up
the world for love.
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No, I can.
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For me Wei Liao is the world.
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Wei Liao!
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Ya Ge?
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Then she is...
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You're Ya Ting?
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You'II suffer for the rest of your life!
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There's been an attempt
on His Majesty's life!
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From now on...
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I want all men...
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To live their lives in shame and misery...
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Under my rule of fear!
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Trace the stone plaque.
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The eagle will lead you to the thief.
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The Amazons got him on his left arm...
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...When they tried to arrest him.
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When you find him, inform me immediately.
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Yes, Your Highness.
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Ready!
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1, 2, 3, go!
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I'm sorry. One more time.
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What's the matter with you?
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I'm sorry. I miscalculated.
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Are you alright?
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Punks!
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You're not getting any dinner tonight.
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Where's Peachy? I don't know.
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The show's starting,
where the hell is the leading lady?
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Melon Seed, go put on Peachy's costume.
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Master Blackwood,
I promise I'll deliver this time.
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One more time.
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Once upon a time there were twin fairies.
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The God wanted them to be his concubines.
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But the younger sister seemed troubled...
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Just made it! Where were you?
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Master Blackwood was looking for you.
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Your hand...
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It's nothing. I'm okay.
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I'm making big money
with Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?
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The one who is wanted by the authorities?
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He's great.
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Three days later I'm going to Leaping
Tiger Cliff to give it to him.
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And I'm coming back no more.
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This is...
Don't touch it! It's worth a lot of money.
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Punk! Where the hell were you? You're late!
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What's worth a lot of money? You...
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You're on. Go get changed!
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Ready... 1, 2, 3...
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When he sees a pretty girl, his ears...
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Go pop and turn red.
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Am I pretty?
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Yes.
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What's the big idea?
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Master Blackwood, will you read my fortune?
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Read your fortune? You're on!
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Please, it's very important.
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What can be so important?
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Marriage.
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Go see it for yourself.
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A white horse.
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Man and beast don't match. This way.
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Master Blackwood, it's so accurate!
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Accurate, eh? Accurate!
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Are you happy now? Happy!
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Good. Now get to work. Sure
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Am I pretty?
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Yeah.
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I'm asking you seriously.
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Yes.
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Put some emotion into it!
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Yes, real pretty!
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Scram!
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Let's go on.
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Weiwei, but you said you only love me!
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Damn!
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Who the hell do you think you are?
You're...
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Sis, I got nothing to do with it.
268
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,120
She's cast a spell...
269
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,620
I'm not listening, I'm not.
270
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,870
I hate you!
271
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,880
You've really made a mistake.
272
00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:48,220
I don't want it.
273
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,630
I don't want anything that you've touched.
274
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,520
Charcoal Head!
275
00:26:09,530 --> 00:26:10,780
Please let me stay with you.
276
00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:14,830
I won't let any man come close to me.
277
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,950
Alright, since you hate men so much...
278
00:26:20,290 --> 00:26:22,540
I'Iljust cut it off!
279
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,850
Everyone stay here!
280
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:36,810
Who said you could put on
such hideous farces?
281
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:38,310
What is it?
282
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,140
Arrest them!
283
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,390
Yes!
284
00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:45,310
Run, son! Run!
285
00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:51,990
Stop!
286
00:26:58,870 --> 00:26:59,830
I'm sorry.
287
00:27:03,170 --> 00:27:04,120
Hiding there.
288
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:05,420
Come out!
289
00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:06,500
Come out now!
290
00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:13,220
Thank you.
291
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,570
I'd thought you've already
found the plaque!
292
00:27:39,410 --> 00:27:40,540
Have some bread.
293
00:28:52,570 --> 00:28:53,780
Give me the stone plaque.
294
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,510
I see you're a person of substance.
295
00:29:59,470 --> 00:30:02,390
After I get the Excalibur,
I'll make you High Priestess.
296
00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:05,140
And we'll set forth and conquer the world.
297
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,220
We don't travel on the same road.
298
00:30:07,810 --> 00:30:10,980
Alright. You stay a royal servant.
299
00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:16,080
What is it?
300
00:31:16,170 --> 00:31:18,340
Peachy gave it to me yesterday.
It's a secret.
301
00:31:18,550 --> 00:31:20,380
He asked me to go with him tomorrow
to give it to...
302
00:31:20,590 --> 00:31:21,590
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
303
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,130
And we'll make loads of money.
304
00:31:24,430 --> 00:31:27,100
Do you really think this piece
of rock can make us rich?
305
00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:28,430
Gems!
306
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:35,770
We're rich.
307
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,440
This is a map.
308
00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:39,730
Isn't it River Doei?
309
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,490
I know it. This is a treasure map.
310
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:45,860
The gem's position is where
the treasure is hidden.
311
00:31:47,870 --> 00:31:49,620
I know it, that's the...
312
00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:55,370
Where's Block Head?
Let's grill a fish for him.
313
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,460
Where's Charcoal Head?
314
00:31:59,670 --> 00:32:00,630
Where're his things?
315
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,760
Gugu, you tell me.
316
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:07,220
They're taking the stone plaque to look
for Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
317
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:09,050
Said they're looking for treasure.
318
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,600
Looking for treasure? What treasure?
319
00:32:19,150 --> 00:32:20,690
Look, it's done.
320
00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:22,820
It doesn't seem right.
321
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:25,900
Try it again.
322
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,160
Charcoal Head.
323
00:32:32,490 --> 00:32:33,450
Nice weather.
324
00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:35,160
I am Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
325
00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:37,170
A woman?
326
00:32:37,710 --> 00:32:38,670
A white horse?
327
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,800
I'm gorgeous,
of course I should be riding a white horse.
328
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,380
You came to see our show.
329
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,300
We underground people must be careful.
330
00:32:48,510 --> 00:32:50,180
This is part of the routine.
331
00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:51,890
Right.
332
00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:53,850
Now give me the map.
333
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:02,480
Where's Peachy? How come I didn't see him?
334
00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:07,400
I told himto look for another treasure.
He's struck gold.
335
00:33:07,910 --> 00:33:08,910
How lucky he is.
336
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,740
Big brother, please take me with you.
337
00:33:12,370 --> 00:33:13,870
I always travel alone.
338
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,910
Big brother, you can't figure it out.
339
00:33:17,710 --> 00:33:18,750
I do big things.
340
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,130
Such trivialities I always leave
to my underlings.
341
00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:22,670
We are your underlings.
342
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,220
Let us worry about these burdens.
343
00:33:32,430 --> 00:33:33,560
But please take us with you.
344
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,520
Are you threatening me?
345
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,900
You can come with me and lead the way.
346
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,360
Who are you?
347
00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:46,820
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
348
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,150
You're Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?
What about her?
349
00:33:50,950 --> 00:33:52,320
Slug it out, and the winner...
350
00:33:52,870 --> 00:33:54,240
is Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
351
00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:56,830
Ah, you came just in time.
352
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,370
In fact we both are
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
353
00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:04,420
Me Crouching Tiger, she Hidden Dragon.
354
00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:07,210
We're sisters.
355
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,810
You're after the treasure, aren't you?
Let's work together.
356
00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:19,940
We shouldn't be competing.
357
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:22,940
We are good sisters!
358
00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:26,440
What's that moustache?
359
00:34:27,070 --> 00:34:28,530
It's hip, you know?
360
00:34:28,690 --> 00:34:30,530
Would you like half of it?
361
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,070
Let's go.
362
00:34:35,410 --> 00:34:38,290
When we find the treasure,
do we also get a share?
363
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:39,710
You get ten percent.
364
00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:42,120
Are you crazy? That's way too generous!
365
00:34:43,670 --> 00:34:44,670
Put them on.
366
00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:51,220
We said we'd be your underlings
367
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,890
but nothing about Dumbbells.
368
00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:54,970
Right, we are not Dumbbells.
369
00:34:55,390 --> 00:34:57,310
Ignoramus.
370
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,600
It's against the law for a man
to walk on the streets.
371
00:34:59,850 --> 00:35:01,190
This is called disguise.
372
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:03,650
Go.
373
00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:18,540
First thing first.
I found out about this first.
374
00:35:18,830 --> 00:35:21,370
So if we find any treasure,
I get the bigger share.
375
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:22,960
Sure.
376
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,080
I take 70% and you 30%.
377
00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:26,460
Sure.
378
00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:29,170
No, should be 80 and 20.
379
00:35:30,210 --> 00:35:31,170
Sure.
380
00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:32,170
Why are you so generous?
381
00:35:32,550 --> 00:35:34,800
Don't you get clever on me,
I'm very smart.
382
00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:37,470
I want to sell them off like Dumbbells.
383
00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:40,970
Right. We're in the same trade.
I almost forgot.
384
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,190
The prettier one...
I already have a client for him.
385
00:35:45,980 --> 00:35:46,980
Sure, no problem.
386
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,240
Are you hungry?
387
00:35:56,450 --> 00:35:57,780
Hey you two. Yes.
388
00:35:58,030 --> 00:35:59,450
Get me a rabbit for dinner.
389
00:35:59,870 --> 00:36:00,830
Right away!
390
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:15,550
Over here. Over there.
391
00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:17,640
Over here. Over there.
392
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,450
I said over there. They're over there too!
393
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:45,750
Are you okay?
394
00:36:52,090 --> 00:36:54,720
Does it hurt?
395
00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:58,550
Can we not eat him?
396
00:37:01,310 --> 00:37:03,470
He's injured, and he looks so cute.
397
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,140
Poor thing. Sure we won't eat him.
398
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,440
We just eat you!
399
00:37:06,730 --> 00:37:08,190
You're so useless.
Now what do we do for dinner?
400
00:37:10,310 --> 00:37:11,610
You're not so bad
when it comes to fighting.
401
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:15,400
But you're no match for me
when it comes to men.
402
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,610
I thought you're a professional.
403
00:37:18,490 --> 00:37:20,820
I trade Dumbbells, I can't be serious.
404
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:25,950
Right! Men, flirt with them and leave them.
405
00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:28,460
But I see you're catching some sparks...
406
00:37:28,670 --> 00:37:30,170
...from that piece of charcoal.
407
00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:31,790
Have you fallen in love with him?
408
00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:33,710
You're crazy.
409
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,170
What're you afraid of?
We women we do what we like.
410
00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:41,140
I have zero interest about that charcoal.
411
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:44,430
You don't want him, then I do.
412
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,180
Be my guest.
413
00:37:46,270 --> 00:37:47,520
I sure will.
414
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:11,580
Louder, show more excitement.
415
00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:55,210
The truth is, Crouching Tiger she...
416
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,100
Master Crouching Tiger,
the bed is prepared.
417
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:08,220
Is there anything else?
Can I be of further service?
418
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,560
What's your best shot?
419
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,900
Bathing Mandarin ducks.
420
00:39:23,910 --> 00:39:24,870
What else?
421
00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:27,490
My burning lips of passion...
422
00:39:35,130 --> 00:39:36,130
And...
423
00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:37,590
That's enough.
424
00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:39,590
I'm glad that my stomach
wasn't so full today.
425
00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:42,930
That's alright, you can go.
426
00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:45,220
Since you're here,
why don't you let me rub your back?
427
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,050
That won't be necessary.
428
00:39:47,470 --> 00:39:48,970
I'm really good at it.
429
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:50,310
C'mon, try it.
430
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,560
I said no.
431
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,100
I hate cheap men.
432
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:06,450
Brother Dragon, are you still mad at me?
433
00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:07,570
Don't be so petty.
434
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,540
Brother Tiger, me getting mad over a man?
435
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,710
You don't know me.
I'mthinking about the treasure.
436
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:15,920
Big bucks!
437
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,380
We're ready.
438
00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:20,710
Come here.
439
00:40:22,010 --> 00:40:24,010
What're you doing?
Who do you think you are?
440
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:27,390
Put them on! You're a block of wood.
441
00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:35,270
Cheer up, young man.
442
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,810
That's women for you,
they don't say what they feel.
443
00:41:17,390 --> 00:41:19,020
Here comes the bread.
Tastes better when it's hot.
444
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:26,990
Thank you.
445
00:41:34,870 --> 00:41:35,830
Have some bread.
446
00:41:36,790 --> 00:41:37,920
I hate bread.
447
00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:40,460
Why?
448
00:41:40,710 --> 00:41:43,170
It's just food.
It hasn't offended you, has it?
449
00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:44,630
Right?
450
00:41:47,550 --> 00:41:49,180
Hey beautiful!
451
00:41:49,430 --> 00:41:53,260
My middle name's Gorgeous,
mind ifljoin you?
452
00:41:53,890 --> 00:41:54,850
In fact I do.
453
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,890
I don't care, I'm sitting down.
454
00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:59,770
You're pretty hip, old lady.
455
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,310
Your moustache is just super sexy.
456
00:42:02,810 --> 00:42:06,530
The beautiful lady has exquisite tastes.
Let me tell you...
457
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:09,030
I got this from the shop next door.
458
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,240
And this is 100% real hair.
459
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,870
Look at these two Dumbbells! How cute!
460
00:42:17,790 --> 00:42:19,370
Do you want to sell them?
461
00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,080
I'll buy them from you.
462
00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:23,590
No, we're not... Who asked you?
463
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:24,920
We're not selling.
464
00:42:27,090 --> 00:42:29,050
Hey lady, you're a bit too old...
465
00:42:29,260 --> 00:42:31,430
For these two Dumbbells.
466
00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:33,930
Let me tell you.
467
00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:37,020
I'm Her Majesty's secret agent
on a mission...
468
00:42:37,270 --> 00:42:39,230
I amto take them back to the palace.
469
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,980
Her Majesty's secret agent?
Do you have any proofs?
470
00:42:42,230 --> 00:42:43,940
Here, take a good look at it.
471
00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:55,280
A piece of biscuit?
Her Majesty's secret agent?
472
00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:58,040
My foot!
473
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:02,460
Who are you?
474
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:03,580
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
475
00:43:04,170 --> 00:43:05,710
Another Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
476
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,010
An imposter!
477
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,820
I'm sorry, I have offended you.
478
00:43:30,990 --> 00:43:32,780
Please drink this wine
and accept my apologies.
479
00:43:33,450 --> 00:43:34,450
Forget it.
480
00:43:36,740 --> 00:43:37,740
Didn't you just say...
481
00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:39,790
One of those punks was the Star of Rex?
482
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,330
Then he's the future king!
483
00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:44,000
Right. According to the prophecy...
484
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,750
This stone plaque can cause
the Star of Rex to appear...
485
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,260
Find the Haunted City, get the Excalibur,
overthrow the Evil Queen...
486
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:54,340
And save us men from her oppression.
487
00:43:54,890 --> 00:43:58,600
My mission is to protect the Star of Rex
and get the Excalibur.
488
00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:01,480
That's great!
489
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:04,810
He's great!
490
00:44:05,980 --> 00:44:07,980
You will become King, don't worry about it.
491
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,070
I'm not so sure.
492
00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:13,030
What's all this excitement?
493
00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:15,410
It's just talk.
Nobody knows if it's real or not.
494
00:44:16,370 --> 00:44:19,240
Overthrow the Evil Queen?
Can you two fight?
495
00:44:19,910 --> 00:44:20,870
Forget it.
496
00:44:20,990 --> 00:44:22,830
Pack your things and come back
to the troupe with me.
497
00:44:23,290 --> 00:44:24,710
At least you'II have a steady life.
498
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,290
Go on, get your things.
499
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,000
Master Blackwood.
500
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:32,710
Master Blackwood, Master Blackwood...
501
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,050
Stop this nonsense!
I'm not talking to you anymore.
502
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,180
Master Blackwood...
503
00:44:36,510 --> 00:44:39,140
Will you calm down and listen to me?
504
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:41,850
Can I have a light?
505
00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:43,020
I don't smoke.
506
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,660
Am I pretty?
507
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:10,960
Are you two going to pack or not?
508
00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:13,590
Rotten fools, they almost ruined me.
509
00:45:14,130 --> 00:45:15,880
You are not Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
510
00:45:16,970 --> 00:45:19,430
You want your treasure, right?
Does it matter whom you go with?
511
00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:22,430
Look, they are dumb and nasty.
512
00:45:22,930 --> 00:45:24,220
They can't tell who's good and who's bad.
513
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,440
Let's go.
514
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,110
It's not nice to leave
Master Blackwood like this, is it?
515
00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:32,820
Look how much fun they are now having.
516
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,150
When I become king,
517
00:45:36,530 --> 00:45:38,740
Master Blackwood won't have
to worry any more.
518
00:45:39,990 --> 00:45:40,950
This stuff very useful!
519
00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:44,450
Hypnotic incense.
All Dumbbell traders have it.
520
00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:45,580
Don't you?
521
00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:47,410
Here you go.
522
00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:48,580
We can go now.
523
00:45:48,710 --> 00:45:49,710
Then get a move on.
524
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:52,460
C'mon.
525
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:20,320
Charcoal Head, ifl become king...
526
00:46:21,030 --> 00:46:23,030
We men don't have to be slaves no more.
527
00:46:23,370 --> 00:46:25,990
But maybe you'll become king.
528
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:27,750
I'm sure it's you.
529
00:46:37,460 --> 00:46:38,470
Let me help you.
530
00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:48,680
The royal treasure...
it should worth loads of money.
531
00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:51,480
I don't know we're on such intimate terms,
get away from me.
532
00:46:52,270 --> 00:46:54,860
Don't get me wrong, I'm not fawning on you.
533
00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:56,730
Do you think I want to be Queen?
534
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:59,360
No I don't. It's so tiring.
535
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,030
Oh how corny.
536
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,780
You want it like mad, admit it.
537
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,540
I am a woman of ambitions.
538
00:47:08,870 --> 00:47:10,710
Blockhead knows me best.
539
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:13,290
I really hate aggressive people.
540
00:47:24,850 --> 00:47:26,220
Don't you know it's against the law
to touch a woman?
541
00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:29,220
I'm going to chop off your hand!
542
00:48:00,260 --> 00:48:01,420
We're entering the Haunted City.
543
00:48:13,350 --> 00:48:15,690
What Haunted City? I don't see any ghost.
544
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:18,070
You're a ghost, aren't you?
545
00:48:20,690 --> 00:48:22,110
I'm a beautiful ghost.
546
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,050
Don't be afraid. I'll protect you.
547
00:49:43,860 --> 00:49:44,820
Get up the tree.
548
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,220
What is this place? It gives me the creeps.
549
00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:14,470
It's the Haunted City.
550
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,020
Haunted? Oh my God, I hate ghosts.
551
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,730
Keep it down,
you're waking up all the ghosts.
552
00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:25,150
Hold on to me!
553
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,570
Not too tight!
554
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:38,910
Give me the plaque.
555
00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,520
Red Vulture!
556
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,640
Run!
557
00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:05,190
Why do you want to save me?
558
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:06,570
Even though we have different ambitions.
559
00:51:06,780 --> 00:51:08,860
But we have grown up together like sisters.
560
00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:12,490
You never understood me.
561
00:51:12,910 --> 00:51:15,780
Is it so important to become an Empress?
562
00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:18,620
If I cannot become one...
563
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,210
...during this lifetime,
564
00:51:21,330 --> 00:51:23,250
...I will never be a happy ghost!
565
00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:26,170
Hold on, don't let go.
566
00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:27,420
Red Vulture!
567
00:51:39,350 --> 00:51:42,060
I don't want to die so young.
568
00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:45,610
Don't worry, we won't die.
569
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,690
What ifl did?
570
00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:52,860
Remember to hold on to my hand.
571
00:51:54,450 --> 00:51:56,160
I'm afraid that, a mortal soul,
all alone...
572
00:53:01,310 --> 00:53:02,310
So you're human?
573
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,310
Right! We are...
574
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,110
The Cavemen.
575
00:53:09,190 --> 00:53:10,190
I am Palupa.
576
00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,190
I am Kakuka.
577
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,320
You laugh I laugh.
578
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:16,410
You cry I cry.
579
00:53:16,990 --> 00:53:18,530
You nasty I nasty.
580
00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:20,160
You kill I kill.
581
00:53:21,580 --> 00:53:25,160
You hug we hug.
582
00:53:36,470 --> 00:53:38,640
Laugh.
583
00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:42,510
We want to laugh.
584
00:53:44,730 --> 00:53:45,810
Go on, laugh.
585
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,900
Can you be serious?
586
00:55:07,850 --> 00:55:08,810
You're just hopeless!
587
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,020
I told you to hold on.
588
00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:13,020
It's you.
589
00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:16,150
I always tell you to eat more
but you never listen.
590
00:55:24,870 --> 00:55:26,700
Shut up! Shut up!
591
00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:49,220
Are you screwing with me?
592
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,520
Let's go look for Charcoal Head.
593
00:55:58,610 --> 00:56:02,530
Our ancestors used to live
on the northern steppes.
594
00:56:03,450 --> 00:56:05,700
We were a carefree people.
We laughed when we felt like laughing...
595
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:12,040
We cried when we felt like crying.
596
00:56:13,290 --> 00:56:16,590
We loved our work.
We worked hard in the day...
597
00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:17,710
And partied hard at night.
598
00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:23,090
But the Queen got jealous.
599
00:56:23,590 --> 00:56:25,140
She wouldn't let us have love.
600
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,470
So we hide out in these caves...
601
00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:31,770
And try to go on with our lives.
602
00:56:33,270 --> 00:56:35,440
But we're always hiding and running...
603
00:56:37,190 --> 00:56:39,780
And we become strange, weird, mad...
604
00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:42,780
And we're afraid of the sun.
605
00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:54,750
We must take revenge...
606
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,750
Calm down, Palupa! Calm down!
607
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:02,130
Revenge! Revenge!
608
00:57:06,430 --> 00:57:07,430
Are they yours?
609
00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:08,550
Yes, thank you.
610
00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:12,980
And this?
611
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:14,690
What is it? How pretty.
612
00:57:15,190 --> 00:57:16,150
Don't touch it!
613
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,810
Charcoal Head.
614
00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:06,320
It's too foggy.
It really gives me the creeps.
615
00:58:06,490 --> 00:58:08,240
Let's wait for the fog to disperse.
616
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,330
Charcoal Head!
617
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,790
Lean on to the rocks, it's safer.
618
00:58:39,770 --> 00:58:41,650
Blockhead...
619
00:58:41,940 --> 00:58:42,940
It's us.
620
00:58:43,150 --> 00:58:44,150
You?
621
00:58:45,110 --> 00:58:46,860
I thought the monsters had you for lunch.
622
00:58:47,110 --> 00:58:48,990
They're not monsters, they're the Cavemen.
623
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,360
They're real fun.
624
00:58:51,780 --> 00:58:53,080
What're you doing holding hands?
625
00:58:53,450 --> 00:58:55,160
I see you two hugging real tight.
626
00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:57,700
Are we on intimate terms?
627
00:58:57,790 --> 00:59:00,250
What? You're taking advantage of me.
628
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,840
It's real foggy here. What is this place?
629
00:59:06,670 --> 00:59:08,720
Look, a door. Right.
630
00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:12,590
I think we found it, the entrance
to the Grave of a Thousand Armies.
631
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,760
Great! We found it!
632
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:19,690
How do we open it?
633
00:59:32,530 --> 00:59:33,530
This is it!
634
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,200
Do we need the stone plaque?
635
00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:41,790
What on earth is this place?
636
00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:45,630
Never mind. Let's go.
637
00:59:50,260 --> 00:59:51,260
Look at all these weapons.
638
00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:53,090
Where are the treasures?
639
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,270
Isn't there supposed to be an Excalibur?
640
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,770
There're all these swords, how can we tell?
641
01:00:06,190 --> 01:00:07,520
Someone's coming. Run!
642
01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:09,360
C'mon! Run!
643
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,370
That guy, he's bad news!
644
01:00:25,420 --> 01:00:28,630
What is it? A pond and four walls...
645
01:00:29,510 --> 01:00:30,630
Is that it?
646
01:02:03,430 --> 01:02:04,390
It's fun.
647
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:05,430
Look.
648
01:02:07,850 --> 01:02:08,850
That's me.
649
01:02:09,270 --> 01:02:10,900
Something from my past!
650
01:02:12,110 --> 01:02:13,070
Cheated!
651
01:02:15,030 --> 01:02:16,280
Pay up!
652
01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:17,700
You're a cheat!
653
01:02:17,740 --> 01:02:19,200
You even cheated your own people!
654
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:21,450
What?
655
01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:22,740
Cheated your own people?
656
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,120
What?
657
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:27,410
Look, there's a sword.
658
01:02:29,330 --> 01:02:30,290
Right!
659
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,630
There's really a sword.
660
01:02:34,130 --> 01:02:36,260
So you're king and I'm queen.
661
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:37,420
We're going to be rich, aren't we?
662
01:02:37,630 --> 01:02:38,590
Let's not get carried away and be modest.
663
01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:00,900
You don't look like an ordinary warrior.
664
01:07:01,310 --> 01:07:03,230
I'm Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
of the Zhengyang tribe.
665
01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:05,980
I'm Lord of Armoury of the former dynasty,
666
01:07:06,150 --> 01:07:07,150
Weicheng.
667
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:23,130
Damn, I put my money on the wrong guy.
668
01:07:26,130 --> 01:07:27,710
Did I ever say I'm a king?
669
01:07:29,970 --> 01:07:32,760
It's you yourself who want to be queen?
670
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,310
Don't start picking on me
because you can't be king!
671
01:07:37,430 --> 01:07:39,060
Thank God I didn't put my body
into the bargain.
672
01:07:39,230 --> 01:07:40,770
I could never have forgiven myself.
673
01:07:40,980 --> 01:07:41,980
Say that again.
674
01:07:42,270 --> 01:07:43,310
You've said it once, say it again.
675
01:07:43,690 --> 01:07:44,730
C'mon, Blockhead, let's forget it.
676
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:25,110
Charcoal Head!
677
01:08:25,190 --> 01:08:28,190
That's fluke.
No way you're the Star of Rex.
678
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:29,820
Now drop the sword.
679
01:08:30,610 --> 01:08:31,990
I never wanted it in the first place.
680
01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:34,200
Blockhead, I really didn't mean it.
681
01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:36,780
Put it back!
682
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:43,250
Blue Bird
683
01:08:47,090 --> 01:08:49,130
Trace the stone plaque...
684
01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:51,340
When you find him, inform me immediately.
685
01:08:52,340 --> 01:08:53,300
Yes, your Highness.
686
01:08:54,260 --> 01:08:55,640
So you're a spy.
687
01:08:58,510 --> 01:08:59,470
Don't let her get away!
688
01:09:00,180 --> 01:09:01,180
Are you okay?
689
01:09:06,860 --> 01:09:08,320
Why...
690
01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:11,940
Let go of Charcoal Head!
691
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:14,530
You work for your country, and I for mine.
692
01:09:14,740 --> 01:09:16,070
All this time you've been lying to me.
693
01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:19,580
I'm sorry.
694
01:09:19,870 --> 01:09:22,370
You want this sword? Here, take it.
695
01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:23,620
I don't want it!
696
01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:48,480
The Star of Rex has appeared, we're saved.
697
01:09:49,610 --> 01:09:51,150
From now on you are in charge.
698
01:10:05,710 --> 01:10:06,710
It really hurts.
699
01:10:07,580 --> 01:10:08,540
Charcoal Head!
700
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:13,170
It wasn't intentional, ljust couldn't...
701
01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:16,010
Just leave.
702
01:10:17,890 --> 01:10:19,930
Leave.
703
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:22,760
Leave!
704
01:10:37,110 --> 01:10:39,160
I don't want to be king!
705
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:47,540
King? Bullshit!
706
01:10:50,460 --> 01:10:51,420
You just want money.
707
01:10:55,510 --> 01:10:56,970
Younger sister just told me...
708
01:10:58,130 --> 01:11:01,010
The real Star of Rex has got the Excalibur.
709
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:04,520
Don't worry, I have it all worked out.
710
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:07,100
I'll get the Star of Rex and the Excalibur
711
01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:09,940
To rule the world and govern the people...
712
01:11:10,810 --> 01:11:12,400
One must be ruthless.
713
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,860
You need that personality
to master the Excalibur.
714
01:11:18,490 --> 01:11:20,820
A kid still wet at the ears
and he thinks...
715
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:23,200
He can challenge because he has the sword?
716
01:11:23,870 --> 01:11:25,620
He's digging his own grave.
717
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,550
Say no more,
your eyes have already betrayed you.
718
01:11:39,340 --> 01:11:42,010
You failed your mission
because you got emotionally involved.
719
01:11:44,350 --> 01:11:45,350
I am no good.
720
01:11:46,060 --> 01:11:47,060
Just go.
721
01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:58,860
Her Majesty is so nasty
722
01:11:59,610 --> 01:12:01,320
why do you still stay with her?
723
01:12:03,070 --> 01:12:04,740
I think there's nothing more natural than
724
01:12:05,330 --> 01:12:06,490
to serve the person you love.
725
01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:30,430
13th Master, are you not feeling well?
726
01:12:32,060 --> 01:12:33,230
Don't be so cheap!
727
01:12:34,020 --> 01:12:35,860
It's my heart which is sick.
728
01:12:36,190 --> 01:12:40,070
Really?
Then we must play doctor and patient.
729
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:43,160
I'll be the doctor. Now cough.
730
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:44,740
Get lost!
731
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,830
What doctor and patient?
You're full of crap.
732
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,420
His name is He Who Rides the Waves.
733
01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:56,130
He just got here two days ago.
See what lovely skin he has.
734
01:12:56,340 --> 01:12:59,760
Greet the lady.
735
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,640
He who Rides the Waves, how charming.
736
01:13:07,850 --> 01:13:08,850
Drink up!
737
01:13:10,350 --> 01:13:11,350
Get me another boy!
738
01:13:13,270 --> 01:13:15,100
You don't have to be so nasty.
739
01:13:15,730 --> 01:13:18,440
Just pretend that nothing ever happened,
and consider me...
740
01:13:18,610 --> 01:13:21,280
One of those heartless playboys.
741
01:13:21,780 --> 01:13:22,780
That's better.
742
01:13:23,530 --> 01:13:26,280
I have no money and I'm not a king.
743
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,370
I'm just a gigolo.
744
01:13:30,790 --> 01:13:31,870
Just drink.
745
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:34,290
You really enjoy wallowing
in filth, don't you?
746
01:13:34,830 --> 01:13:36,170
You're so fake.
747
01:13:36,710 --> 01:13:39,210
You just wanted to sell me
off like any dumbbell.
748
01:13:40,670 --> 01:13:43,170
Right. I just love money.
749
01:13:43,470 --> 01:13:44,800
Don't you?
750
01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:46,300
Good.
751
01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:49,140
I'm selling you off
to fatso Marshal Edo Bowman.
752
01:13:49,350 --> 01:13:52,600
And I'll be rich for the rest of my life.
753
01:13:52,770 --> 01:13:53,770
C'mon, let's go.
754
01:13:54,310 --> 01:13:55,770
Sure, let's go.
755
01:13:55,890 --> 01:13:56,900
Well, go.
756
01:13:56,980 --> 01:13:58,190
Go.
757
01:14:02,150 --> 01:14:03,150
Fancy seeing you here.
758
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:04,610
Marshal Edo Bowman.
759
01:14:05,150 --> 01:14:07,780
Have you found that man for me?
760
01:14:08,410 --> 01:14:11,240
Or should I consider
your business confiscated?
761
01:14:11,540 --> 01:14:12,790
Of course I've found him.
762
01:14:13,330 --> 01:14:14,290
Where is he?
763
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:16,080
Bowman.
764
01:14:18,130 --> 01:14:20,380
I'm here. Let's go.
765
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:44,360
What are you doing?
766
01:14:45,190 --> 01:14:46,280
I don't know.
767
01:14:55,410 --> 01:14:56,710
Go! I told you to go!
768
01:15:07,260 --> 01:15:08,260
Stop it right there!
769
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:14,850
I'm your dream lover.
770
01:15:15,470 --> 01:15:17,980
Take me away and give 13th
Young Master back her business.
771
01:15:18,270 --> 01:15:19,270
Shut up!
772
01:15:19,980 --> 01:15:22,110
How dare you speak to me like that?
773
01:15:24,070 --> 01:15:27,820
Do you think you can send me away
with just any man?
774
01:15:29,570 --> 01:15:30,990
Isn't he the man you want?
775
01:15:32,370 --> 01:15:33,370
Well...
776
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:35,910
He does have a certain manness.
777
01:15:37,410 --> 01:15:39,250
I'll take him, considering that interest.
778
01:15:42,630 --> 01:15:43,670
You wish!
779
01:15:44,550 --> 01:15:45,920
He's mine.
780
01:15:46,170 --> 01:15:47,710
Have you fallen in love with a Dumbbell?
781
01:15:48,090 --> 01:15:49,420
Yes.
782
01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:51,180
I fell in love with a Dumbbell, so what?
783
01:15:53,430 --> 01:15:55,850
A Dumbbell trader falling
with love with a Dumbbell...
784
01:16:00,230 --> 01:16:02,270
What's so funny? Is there a law against it?
785
01:16:02,770 --> 01:16:05,440
You can forget about your business,
it's confiscated.
786
01:16:05,980 --> 01:16:08,190
Be my guest. I don't want it anyway.
787
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:32,340
Now you're poor like me.
788
01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:39,810
Says who? I have you.
789
01:16:40,430 --> 01:16:43,100
I only have to sell you...
790
01:16:43,270 --> 01:16:45,020
And I'll be rich again.
791
01:16:47,110 --> 01:16:48,110
You don't mind?
792
01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:55,370
No, I don't mind.
793
01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:06,790
What're you doing here?
794
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:09,050
I want to tell you I'm no longer
a servant of the Queen.
795
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,380
And please tell Charcoal Head...
796
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:16,970
That even with the Excalibur,
he's still no match for the Queen.
797
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:19,430
Tell him not to get himself killed.
798
01:17:22,350 --> 01:17:24,060
Never mind if it's true or not,
we must tell Charcoal Head.
799
01:17:24,690 --> 01:17:25,650
Okay? C'mon!
800
01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:28,860
Dressed like this?
801
01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:30,980
But I'm gorgeous, am I not?
802
01:17:33,030 --> 01:17:34,700
Yes, just hurry.
803
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,450
I knew she'd fallen for the Star of Rex.
804
01:18:19,370 --> 01:18:20,870
Take themto the secret chamber.
805
01:18:33,710 --> 01:18:34,720
I've known it all along...
806
01:18:35,380 --> 01:18:37,760
That you'd fall for the Star of Rex.
807
01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:39,680
Do you want to use her as bait?
808
01:18:41,890 --> 01:18:44,180
High Priest, please spare him.
809
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,440
He is no match for the Queen.
810
01:18:47,770 --> 01:18:50,610
I want the Excalibur.
811
01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:53,280
So you want to be king.
812
01:18:55,150 --> 01:18:56,610
What king?
813
01:18:59,110 --> 01:19:03,040
When twice bloom flower blossoms,
Star of Rex appears...
814
01:19:03,580 --> 01:19:08,460
Yin and Yang turn upside down,
and chaos reign.
815
01:19:08,620 --> 01:19:09,920
Twice bloomflower...
816
01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:15,050
It blossoms and dies at my command.
817
01:19:15,550 --> 01:19:18,930
Elder sister, it's all my fault.
818
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:23,260
Wei Liao never betrayed you.
819
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:25,100
Please forgive him.
820
01:19:25,390 --> 01:19:26,680
Forgive him?
821
01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:29,140
Elder sister...
822
01:19:32,650 --> 01:19:34,480
I'm sorry.
823
01:19:36,990 --> 01:19:39,070
There's no turning back for me.
824
01:20:00,510 --> 01:20:03,890
Only you understand me.
825
01:20:16,860 --> 01:20:20,360
Take it from me, you two...
826
01:20:22,030 --> 01:20:24,990
When there's love, there's also hatred.
827
01:20:50,930 --> 01:20:52,440
Leaders of the tribes...
828
01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:55,770
The Star of Rex has got the Excalibur.
829
01:20:56,230 --> 01:20:58,730
Tomorrow we attack
the Kingdom of Amazons...
830
01:20:58,980 --> 01:21:00,650
And overthrow the Evil Queen.
831
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:03,530
You want us to follow
the Star of Rex into war?
832
01:21:03,990 --> 01:21:05,740
But look at him...
833
01:21:06,330 --> 01:21:08,580
He's a bit hen pecked,
but he sure lives well.
834
01:21:08,740 --> 01:21:10,370
People get killed in wars.
835
01:21:11,290 --> 01:21:13,080
Getting killed is not so bad.
836
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,250
You can't imagine how horrible it is...
837
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:17,540
If you end up like me.
838
01:21:19,420 --> 01:21:22,380
Master Blackwood, is that you?
839
01:21:23,010 --> 01:21:25,340
Help me.
840
01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:27,430
I know everything about you.
841
01:21:30,350 --> 01:21:32,430
ljust want to say a few words to everyone.
842
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:36,520
Who are you?
843
01:21:37,770 --> 01:21:38,770
I am not human.
844
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:41,990
I am a freak.
845
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:43,570
What are you talking about?
846
01:21:49,030 --> 01:21:50,910
Charcoal Head, don't be afraid.
847
01:22:11,720 --> 01:22:12,720
Now that you've seen...
848
01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:17,520
What the Evil Queen has done to me.
849
01:22:18,650 --> 01:22:20,360
To change men into women...
850
01:22:21,820 --> 01:22:23,320
She experimented a sex change
operation on me.
851
01:22:23,780 --> 01:22:24,990
And I ended up neither man nor woman.
852
01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:28,320
If you keep sitting on the fence...
853
01:22:29,490 --> 01:22:32,700
The next freak may well be you!
854
01:22:33,580 --> 01:22:37,960
You! You! Or you!
855
01:22:39,630 --> 01:22:42,000
We'll attack from both sides.
856
01:22:42,460 --> 01:22:45,670
For King and Country, we'II give our lives!
857
01:22:49,470 --> 01:22:50,470
Charcoal Head!
858
01:22:51,890 --> 01:22:52,890
Blockhead.
859
01:22:53,390 --> 01:22:54,390
Master Blackwood.
860
01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:56,480
I'm sorry.
861
01:22:57,900 --> 01:22:58,900
Never mind that.
862
01:22:59,020 --> 01:23:01,860
The Queen's got Blue Bird
and 13th Young Master.
863
01:23:02,230 --> 01:23:04,030
Charcoal Head, a good king...
864
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:05,740
Does not think only about himself.
865
01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:15,080
Good!
866
01:24:13,050 --> 01:24:15,930
Since we dare to come here,
we are prepared to die.
867
01:24:17,470 --> 01:24:18,480
Formations!
868
01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:23,270
Formations!
869
01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:58,020
Hold it!
870
01:24:59,020 --> 01:25:00,060
Edo Bowman!
871
01:25:01,850 --> 01:25:04,150
This man here, I'II not spare him!
872
01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:23,120
I miss you so much!
873
01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:27,250
I'd never see you again in this life.
874
01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:31,170
Stop crying.
You don't look so pretty when you cry.
875
01:25:31,670 --> 01:25:34,840
Your ears, they are still so sexy.
876
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:39,560
Hush, there are people here.
877
01:25:39,810 --> 01:25:41,810
Marshal, are we going into battle or not?
878
01:25:42,980 --> 01:25:45,020
No...
879
01:25:45,270 --> 01:25:47,440
Yes! We must!
880
01:25:49,190 --> 01:25:51,070
We're joining our forces.
881
01:25:52,070 --> 01:25:53,360
After we overthrow the Evil Queen...
882
01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:55,660
We can go back to live a normal life.
883
01:25:56,490 --> 01:25:57,830
Don't worry.
884
01:25:58,580 --> 01:26:03,080
We're overthrowing the Evil Queen,
not women in general.
885
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:08,630
There'll be equality between men
and women, and freedomfor everyone.
886
01:26:09,550 --> 01:26:12,550
There'll be romance,
and we'II dare to love and hate.
887
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:14,470
Alright!
888
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:17,550
Alright! Down with the Evil Queen!
889
01:26:17,890 --> 01:26:19,510
Alright!
890
01:26:42,950 --> 01:26:45,160
The Queen's casting her spell!
Run for cover!
891
01:26:45,910 --> 01:26:47,170
Run!
892
01:26:47,210 --> 01:26:48,040
Hurry!
893
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:51,040
Go where there's sunshine! Quick!
894
01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:10,940
I'm not going anywhere!
895
01:27:12,610 --> 01:27:15,320
I want to be with you even if I die.
896
01:27:15,820 --> 01:27:17,490
I don't care what we change into,
I'm not leaving.
897
01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,490
Your Majesty,
the palace is just behind this gate.
898
01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:28,100
What is it? It hurts.
899
01:28:31,190 --> 01:28:32,230
13th Young Master!
900
01:28:32,860 --> 01:28:33,810
Blue Bird!
901
01:28:34,690 --> 01:28:35,690
13th Young Master!
902
01:28:36,980 --> 01:28:37,990
Blue Bird!
903
01:28:39,530 --> 01:28:40,650
13th Young Master!
904
01:28:42,660 --> 01:28:43,660
Blue Bird!
905
01:28:53,210 --> 01:28:54,880
Have you gone mad?
906
01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:55,920
What're you doing?
907
01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:57,170
Hey! What're you doing?
908
01:29:33,750 --> 01:29:35,330
Charcoal Head, don't!
909
01:29:38,090 --> 01:29:39,050
Charcoal Head!
910
01:29:42,380 --> 01:29:44,180
Hold on! Charcoal Head!
911
01:29:46,220 --> 01:29:48,560
Don't...
912
01:29:51,310 --> 01:29:52,390
Charcoal Head!
913
01:30:26,340 --> 01:30:27,340
Are you okay?
914
01:30:48,990 --> 01:30:50,780
Blue Bird, I'm Charcoal Head.
915
01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:57,000
Blue Bird, I'm Charcoal Head.
916
01:30:58,210 --> 01:30:59,710
13th Young Master,
were you attaced by the spell?
917
01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:15,270
13th Young Master, will you stop this?
I'm Blockhead!
918
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:22,860
Blue Bird, No!
919
01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:48,590
Charcoal Head,
what are you doing on the floor?
920
01:31:49,970 --> 01:31:51,010
What's going on?
921
01:31:51,680 --> 01:31:54,310
You were under a spell
and tried to kill us.
922
01:31:57,270 --> 01:31:58,270
It hurts.
923
01:31:58,390 --> 01:32:00,230
You were grabbing me like a lunatic.
924
01:32:00,690 --> 01:32:03,690
What lunatic? Why should I grab you?
925
01:32:06,860 --> 01:32:07,860
Blue Bird...
926
01:32:08,110 --> 01:32:09,110
Oh no!
927
01:33:03,540 --> 01:33:04,630
Be awake!
928
01:34:01,180 --> 01:34:02,350
It hurts.
929
01:34:03,690 --> 01:34:04,650
Are you okay?
930
01:34:05,810 --> 01:34:07,820
Someone put me inside a sack
and beat up on me.
931
01:34:07,980 --> 01:34:09,980
Look, I'm bruised all over.
932
01:34:10,110 --> 01:34:11,650
It's Blockhead...
933
01:34:13,030 --> 01:34:14,150
Are you two okay?
934
01:34:15,240 --> 01:34:16,820
I should be asking you.
935
01:34:17,030 --> 01:34:19,660
You're so disgusting.
Stop it and let's get out ofhere.
936
01:34:23,370 --> 01:34:25,830
Charcoal Head, get the Excalibur.
937
01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:27,880
Don't let it fall into the Queen's hands.
938
01:34:46,980 --> 01:34:48,150
Charcoal Head! Charcoal Head...
939
01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:54,990
Blockhead, get some fire
to save Charcoal Head!
940
01:34:58,570 --> 01:34:59,580
You go get the sword.
941
01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:01,830
I'll stall the Queen. Quick!
942
01:35:55,380 --> 01:35:57,420
Charcoal Head! Charcoal Head...
943
01:36:16,860 --> 01:36:17,860
Go away!
944
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:28,410
Are you okay, Charcoal Head?
945
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:31,000
Charcoal Head.
946
01:36:31,170 --> 01:36:33,210
It's freezing... Charcoal Head.
947
01:36:38,380 --> 01:36:39,380
Are you okay?
948
01:36:41,090 --> 01:36:42,090
Hold on!
949
01:36:42,850 --> 01:36:43,800
Charcoal Head!
950
01:36:44,470 --> 01:36:45,850
We can do it... We can do it.
951
01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:49,020
C'mon! We can do it.
952
01:37:45,910 --> 01:37:47,240
Charcoal Head, don't!
953
01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:51,210
Can't give him up?
954
01:37:52,250 --> 01:37:56,630
Are you giving up the world
for someone who's lied to you?
955
01:37:58,420 --> 01:38:00,170
Even give up your own life?
956
01:38:02,010 --> 01:38:03,930
Charcoal Head, don't mind me!
Bring the sword down on us!
957
01:38:06,090 --> 01:38:07,680
I don't want to die!
958
01:38:22,780 --> 01:38:24,530
Another useless man.
959
01:38:24,860 --> 01:38:25,860
Wei Liao.
960
01:38:26,450 --> 01:38:29,620
Show him how to lift the sword...
961
01:38:29,870 --> 01:38:32,040
And castrate himself, just like you did.
962
01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:35,420
Then perhaps I'II spare his life.
963
01:38:35,620 --> 01:38:37,170
She's prepared to die for you.
964
01:38:38,920 --> 01:38:41,170
If you don't kill the Queen
with the Excalibur...
965
01:38:42,460 --> 01:38:45,220
Her hatred will torture Blue Bird
for all eternity.
966
01:38:45,380 --> 01:38:48,800
That's right, sacrifice yourself for love.
967
01:38:49,640 --> 01:38:51,930
Charcoal Head,
don't give the sword to Wei Liao.
968
01:38:52,100 --> 01:38:53,980
He wants to be king!
969
01:38:58,980 --> 01:39:01,690
So you've been lying to me?
970
01:39:05,650 --> 01:39:07,410
Have you always been lying to me?
971
01:39:08,320 --> 01:39:10,450
It's now or never.
972
01:39:11,330 --> 01:39:13,830
You've been lying to me!
973
01:39:13,950 --> 01:39:15,660
Close your eyes, I'II help you.
974
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:17,000
Pick up the sword.
975
01:39:45,570 --> 01:39:46,570
Are you okay?
976
01:39:48,780 --> 01:39:49,780
I'm okay.
977
01:39:59,080 --> 01:40:00,080
This is the only way...
978
01:40:02,420 --> 01:40:05,130
To change you back into Ya Ge.
979
01:40:10,890 --> 01:40:11,890
Don't be afraid.
980
01:40:14,060 --> 01:40:15,600
I'll always be by your side.
981
01:40:17,020 --> 01:40:18,390
I'll never leave you.
982
01:40:21,150 --> 01:40:23,020
Never.
983
01:40:27,650 --> 01:40:29,200
I never lied to you.
984
01:40:32,700 --> 01:40:34,030
Not even once.
985
01:41:50,280 --> 01:41:51,280
It doesn't matter what we change into...
986
01:41:52,650 --> 01:41:53,740
Do you mind getting off me?
987
01:41:55,070 --> 01:41:56,330
I can't take it anymore.
988
01:42:03,830 --> 01:42:06,750
Change... change into what?
989
01:42:11,170 --> 01:42:12,170
No...
990
01:42:14,510 --> 01:42:15,470
No!
991
01:42:15,640 --> 01:42:19,140
Charcoal Head must have won.
992
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:20,930
I'm okay!
993
01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:34,400
That Charcoal Head, he's really something.
994
01:42:34,910 --> 01:42:36,990
Giving up his throne to enjoy life...
995
01:42:37,120 --> 01:42:38,740
And leaving me the kingdomto administer.
996
01:42:39,030 --> 01:42:40,200
Yeah, it's great.
997
01:42:40,410 --> 01:42:42,870
I never thought I could just
fold my arms and do nothing.
998
01:42:44,040 --> 01:42:46,000
How about this? We work alternate days.
999
01:42:46,880 --> 01:42:47,840
No way.
1000
01:42:47,880 --> 01:42:50,420
Physical labor, that's man's work.
1001
01:42:50,880 --> 01:42:51,880
No.
1002
01:42:52,550 --> 01:42:55,590
Better make a prince quickly
to share some of the work.
1003
01:42:57,140 --> 01:42:58,680
Sure, when?
1004
01:42:59,390 --> 01:43:00,470
How about now?
1005
01:43:00,720 --> 01:43:01,720
Now? Right.
1006
01:43:01,850 --> 01:43:03,520
How? With all these people watching.
1007
01:43:03,730 --> 01:43:05,350
What does it matter? I'm king.
1008
01:43:05,560 --> 01:43:07,900
Good enough? No.
1009
01:43:09,480 --> 01:43:11,400
The future is in the hand
of these young people.
1010
01:43:17,490 --> 01:43:18,490
Isn't it beautiful?
1011
01:43:18,700 --> 01:43:20,870
Yes, but a little cold.
1012
01:43:21,290 --> 01:43:22,290
We're almost there.
1013
01:43:33,710 --> 01:43:34,760
They've given birth to twins.
1014
01:43:35,260 --> 01:43:38,050
That won't do,
we must do something about it.
1015
01:43:38,760 --> 01:43:39,720
Get out of here!
1016
01:43:40,760 --> 01:43:43,020
Why are you with me?
Don't you want to be king?
1017
01:43:43,890 --> 01:43:44,890
You know.
1018
01:43:45,060 --> 01:43:47,020
Tell me again, lest I forget.
1019
01:43:48,440 --> 01:43:49,440
Because I love you.
1020
01:43:49,480 --> 01:43:52,270
I love you so much
that I don't have time to be king.
1021
01:43:53,860 --> 01:43:55,940
You fool, let's go.
1022
01:43:56,200 --> 01:43:57,320
Sure!
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