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How did you get my address?

How did you get my address?

How did you get my address? >> You gave it to us at the Gay Straight

>> You gave it to us at the Gay Straight

>> You gave it to us at the Gay Straight Alliance when we You said that if we

Alliance when we You said that if we

Alliance when we You said that if we need to talk to you about anything, we

need to talk to you about anything, we

need to talk to you about anything, we could just come over, right?

could just come over, right?

could just come over, right? >> Is it okay if I sit down?

>> Is it okay if I sit down?

>> Is it okay if I sit down? >> Go ahead and make yourself comfortable.

>> Go ahead and make yourself comfortable.

>> Go ahead and make yourself comfortable. You're already here.

You're already here.

You're already here. >> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. >> You tell me what's going on.

>> You tell me what's going on.

>> You tell me what's going on. Well, the feelings are

Well, the feelings are

Well, the feelings are about you.

>> About me?

>> About me?

>> About me? >> Yeah. I um I don't know. I feel like

>> Yeah. I um I don't know. I feel like

>> Yeah. I um I don't know. I feel like I just been really attracted to you

I just been really attracted to you

I just been really attracted to you since I started your class. And

since I started your class. And

since I started your class. And And I know that you feel the same way,

And I know that you feel the same way,

And I know that you feel the same way, too, cuz I see the way that you look at

too, cuz I see the way that you look at

too, cuz I see the way that you look at me.

me.

me. >> I'm a teacher. I I give everybody the

>> I'm a teacher. I I give everybody the

>> I'm a teacher. I I give everybody the same amount of attention. I think you

same amount of attention. I think you

same amount of attention. I think you might be reading this wrong.

might be reading this wrong.

might be reading this wrong. >> No, I definitely know that you are

>> No, I definitely know that you are

>> No, I definitely know that you are attracted to me too. That's

attracted to me too. That's

attracted to me too. That's [clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat] like

I'm so worried what people might think.

I'm so worried what people might think.

I'm so worried what people might think. >> It's okay. It doesn't matter what people

>> It's okay. It doesn't matter what people

>> It's okay. It doesn't matter what people think. [sighs]

think. [sighs]

think. [sighs] >> It's just it can be between us. It's,

>> It's just it can be between us. It's,

>> It's just it can be between us. It's, you know,

you know,

you know, >> don't you think?

>> don't you think?

>> don't you think? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. It'll be difficult though.

It'll be difficult though.

It'll be difficult though. >> What' be difficult about it?

>> What' be difficult about it?

>> What' be difficult about it? >> I don't know.

>> Yes. I had been watching you.

>> Yes. I had been watching you.

>> Yes. I had been watching you. >> I know.

>> I know.

>> I know. >> Really?

>> Really?

>> Really? >> Yeah.

Hey, what are you doing

Hey, what are you doing

Hey, what are you doing Hey, Dale. Uh, you left the graduation

Hey, Dale. Uh, you left the graduation

Hey, Dale. Uh, you left the graduation pretty fast, so I just I really got a

pretty fast, so I just I really got a

pretty fast, so I just I really got a chance to say goodbye.

chance to say goodbye.

chance to say goodbye. >> Well,

>> Well,

>> Well, I saw you up on stage. Um, shouldn't you

I saw you up on stage. Um, shouldn't you

I saw you up on stage. Um, shouldn't you be with your friends celebrating your

be with your friends celebrating your

be with your friends celebrating your big graduation? [clears throat]

big graduation? [clears throat]

big graduation? [clears throat] >> Oh, they'll have fun without me.

>> Oh, they'll have fun without me.

>> Oh, they'll have fun without me. >> So, how did you get my address?

>> So, how did you get my address?

>> So, how did you get my address? >> You gave it to us at the Gay Straight

>> You gave it to us at the Gay Straight

>> You gave it to us at the Gay Straight Alliance when we you said that if we

Alliance when we you said that if we

Alliance when we you said that if we needed to talk to you about anything, we

needed to talk to you about anything, we

needed to talk to you about anything, we could just come over, right? But you're

could just come over, right? But you're

could just come over, right? But you're okay.

okay.

okay. >> Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Um, yeah, I'm

>> Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Um, yeah, I'm

>> Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Um, yeah, I'm good.

good.

good. >> Okay. Um,

>> Okay. Um,

>> Okay. Um, so then what's on your mind then?

so then what's on your mind then?

so then what's on your mind then? >> Is it okay if I sit down?

>> Is it okay if I sit down?

>> Is it okay if I sit down? >> Go ahead and make yourself comfortable.

>> Go ahead and make yourself comfortable.

>> Go ahead and make yourself comfortable. You're already here.

>> So, what's on your mind?

>> So, what's on your mind?

>> So, what's on your mind? Um,

Um,

Um, well, I've been

well, I've been

well, I've been I've been having some feelings the last

I've been having some feelings the last

I've been having some feelings the last few months.

few months.

few months. Okay.

Okay.

Okay. >> And uh

>> And uh

>> And uh >> you tell me what's going on.

>> you tell me what's going on.

>> you tell me what's going on. >> Well, the feelings are

>> Well, the feelings are

>> Well, the feelings are about you.

>> About me?

>> About me?

>> About me? >> Yeah. I um I don't know. I feel like

>> Yeah. I um I don't know. I feel like

>> Yeah. I um I don't know. I feel like I just been really attracted to you

I just been really attracted to you

I just been really attracted to you since I started your class. And

since I started your class. And

since I started your class. And and I know that you feel the same way,

and I know that you feel the same way,

and I know that you feel the same way, too, cuz I see the way that you look at

too, cuz I see the way that you look at

too, cuz I see the way that you look at me.

me.

me. Come on. You can't deny that there's a

Come on. You can't deny that there's a

Come on. You can't deny that there's a spark there.

Isaac,

Isaac,

Isaac, I'm a teacher. I I give everybody the

I'm a teacher. I I give everybody the

I'm a teacher. I I give everybody the same amount of attention. I think you

same amount of attention. I think you

same amount of attention. I think you might be reading this wrong.

might be reading this wrong.

might be reading this wrong. No, I definitely know that you are

No, I definitely know that you are

No, I definitely know that you are attracted to me too. That's

attracted to me too. That's

attracted to me too. That's [clears throat] like

[clears throat] like

[clears throat] like I think

you're definitely getting the wrong

you're definitely getting the wrong

you're definitely getting the wrong impression about all this. It's um

impression about all this. It's um

impression about all this. It's um um

um

um [laughter] this can't happen. You can't

[laughter] this can't happen. You can't

[laughter] this can't happen. You can't have feelings towards me.

have feelings towards me.

have feelings towards me. I know that you were my teacher, but I

I know that you were my teacher, but I

I know that you were my teacher, but I just graduated.

just graduated.

just graduated. I'm over 18

I'm over 18

I'm over 18 and we're both consenting adults. It's

and we're both consenting adults. It's

and we're both consenting adults. It's like, why is there an issue?

like, why is there an issue?

like, why is there an issue? >> It's the impression that people are

>> It's the impression that people are

>> It's the impression that people are going to get. I'm so much older than

going to get. I'm so much older than

going to get. I'm so much older than you.

you.

you. >> I don't care about that.

>> I don't care about that.

>> I don't care about that. >> Well, I do. I don't want people to get

>> Well, I do. I don't want people to get

>> Well, I do. I don't want people to get the wrong impression.

the wrong impression.

the wrong impression. And why do you want to be with somebody

And why do you want to be with somebody

And why do you want to be with somebody like me? You should be with people your

like me? You should be with people your

like me? You should be with people your own age. They're they're younger.

own age. They're they're younger.

own age. They're they're younger. They're better looking.

They're better looking.

They're better looking. >> They are not better looking. They are

>> They are not better looking. They are

>> They are not better looking. They are not as sexy as you are.

not as sexy as you are.

not as sexy as you are. >> I'm an old dude. I'm old enough to be

>> I'm an old dude. I'm old enough to be

>> I'm an old dude. I'm old enough to be your father.

your father.

your father. >> So,

the university, if they get a hold of

the university, if they get a hold of

the university, if they get a hold of this,

this,

this, your family, your friends,

your family, your friends,

your family, your friends, >> my family doesn't care what I do. They

>> my family doesn't care what I do. They

>> my family doesn't care what I do. They love me for who I am and who I want to

love me for who I am and who I want to

love me for who I am and who I want to love.

love.

love. [clears throat and snorts]

[clears throat and snorts]

[clears throat and snorts] >> Isaac,

I

I

I >> come on. I mean,

>> come on. I mean,

>> come on. I mean, you're going to say that you denied that

you're going to say that you denied that

you're going to say that you denied that you're attracted to me?

you're attracted to me?

you're attracted to me? >> I think you're a very attractive young

>> I think you're a very attractive young

>> I think you're a very attractive young man.

man.

man. >> And I think you're a very attractive

>> And I think you're a very attractive

>> And I think you're a very attractive man, too. But that doesn't mean

man, too. But that doesn't mean

man, too. But that doesn't mean that I have feelings for you. It it just

that I have feelings for you. It it just

that I have feelings for you. It it just it's it's almost taboo. I'm just

it's it's almost taboo. I'm just

it's it's almost taboo. I'm just [clears throat]

[clears throat]

[clears throat] like [snorts]

like [snorts]

like [snorts] there's such an age there's

there's such an age there's

there's such an age there's I'm so worried what people might think.

I'm so worried what people might think.

I'm so worried what people might think. >> It's okay. It doesn't matter what people

>> It's okay. It doesn't matter what people

>> It's okay. It doesn't matter what people think. [sighs]

think. [sighs]

think. [sighs] >> It's just it can be between us. It's,

>> It's just it can be between us. It's,

>> It's just it can be between us. It's, you know,

you know,

you know, >> Isaac,

>> Isaac,

>> Isaac, God,

God,

God, how would this ever work?

how would this ever work?

how would this ever work? And

And

And me going to Christmas or something like

me going to Christmas or something like

me going to Christmas or something like that at your parents house.

that at your parents house.

that at your parents house. Here's my teacher. He's 30 years older

Here's my teacher. He's 30 years older

Here's my teacher. He's 30 years older than I am.

than I am.

than I am. I mean, I think you might be getting a

I mean, I think you might be getting a

I mean, I think you might be getting a little ahead of yourself, but

little ahead of yourself, but

little ahead of yourself, but I'm, you know, I just think that we're

I'm, you know, I just think that we're

I'm, you know, I just think that we're two men that are into each other. We

two men that are into each other. We

two men that are into each other. We should explore that.

>> Don't you think?

>> Don't you think?

>> Don't you think? >> Yeah. It'll be difficult though.

>> Yeah. It'll be difficult though.

>> Yeah. It'll be difficult though. >> What be difficult about it?

>> What be difficult about it?

>> What be difficult about it? >> I don't know.

Yes. I had been watching you.

Yes. I had been watching you.

Yes. I had been watching you. >> I know.

>> I know.

>> I know. >> Really?

>> Really?

>> Really? >> Yeah.

>> Yes. I have been watching you.

>> Yes. I have been watching you.

>> Yes. I have been watching you. >> I know.

>> I know.

>> I know. >> Really?

>> Really?

>> Really? >> Yeah.

Thank you for coming over.

Thank you for coming over.

Thank you for coming over. >> My pleasure.

>> Let's get to the matter at hand. The

>> Let's get to the matter at hand. The

>> Let's get to the matter at hand. The reading of Mr. Hbert Van Markin's last

reading of Mr. Hbert Van Markin's last

reading of Mr. Hbert Van Markin's last will testament.

will testament.

will testament. Randy Culver, who is truly my brother,

Randy Culver, who is truly my brother,

Randy Culver, who is truly my brother, though we were not born of blood. I

though we were not born of blood. I

though we were not born of blood. I leave my estates in Modesto,

Madrid,

Madrid,

Madrid, [snorts]

and Kawaii.

as well as my pen houses in Manhattan

as well as my pen houses in Manhattan

as well as my pen houses in Manhattan and San Francisco.

and San Francisco.

and San Francisco. You have to be me.

>> This is

>> This is

>> This is my only son, Eric. I bequeathed my

my only son, Eric. I bequeathed my

my only son, Eric. I bequeathed my mother's childhood home in Lancing,

mother's childhood home in Lancing,

mother's childhood home in Lancing, Michigan, and the Quicky Mart in

Michigan, and the Quicky Mart in

Michigan, and the Quicky Mart in Detroit.

Why are you still here?

[sighs]

And a thing

half of [music] everything.

How you doing, Eric?

How you doing, Eric?

How you doing, Eric? >> Why are you here?

>> Why are you here?

>> Why are you here? I assume for the same reason you are the

I assume for the same reason you are the

I assume for the same reason you are the reading your father's will.

reading your father's will.

reading your father's will. >> Listen, I'm his only son. It should be

>> Listen, I'm his only son. It should be

>> Listen, I'm his only son. It should be only me.

>> I can't answer that.

>> Hello, Gerald Leman here. With whom am I

>> Hello, Gerald Leman here. With whom am I

>> Hello, Gerald Leman here. With whom am I speaking?

speaking?

speaking? Eric

Eric

Eric >> and Randy.

>> Well, that's precisely who I need to

>> Well, that's precisely who I need to

>> Well, that's precisely who I need to speak with. As I mentioned earlier, I

speak with. As I mentioned earlier, I

speak with. As I mentioned earlier, I apologize for not meeting with you

apologize for not meeting with you

apologize for not meeting with you fellas in person, but I'm feeling a

fellas in person, but I'm feeling a

fellas in person, but I'm feeling a little bit under the weather.

little bit under the weather.

little bit under the weather. >> Well, that that's quite all right.

>> Now, let's get to the matter at hand.

>> Now, let's get to the matter at hand.

>> Now, let's get to the matter at hand. The reading of Mr. Hbert Van Markin's

The reading of Mr. Hbert Van Markin's

The reading of Mr. Hbert Van Markin's last will and testament.

I'll read it exactly as it was written.

I'll read it exactly as it was written.

I'll read it exactly as it was written. I, Hbert Van Markins, being of sound

I, Hbert Van Markins, being of sound

I, Hbert Van Markins, being of sound mind and thought, determine this my last

mind and thought, determine this my last

mind and thought, determine this my last will and testament.

Though the contents of this document may

Though the contents of this document may

Though the contents of this document may come as a surprise to some, I came to

come as a surprise to some, I came to

come as a surprise to some, I came to these conclusions after significant

these conclusions after significant

these conclusions after significant contemplation and great care.

To my stepbrother Randy Culver, who is

To my stepbrother Randy Culver, who is

To my stepbrother Randy Culver, who is truly my brother, though we were not

truly my brother, though we were not

truly my brother, though we were not born of blood, I leave my estates in

born of blood, I leave my estates in

born of blood, I leave my estates in Modesto,

Madrid.

>> [snorts]

>> and Kawaii

[sighs]

as well as my pen houses in Manhattan

as well as my pen houses in Manhattan

as well as my pen houses in Manhattan and San Francisco.

and San Francisco.

and San Francisco. You have me

a cornfield in Iowa.

a cornfield in Iowa.

a cornfield in Iowa. >> I I had no idea. I just didn't know he

>> I I had no idea. I just didn't know he

>> I I had no idea. I just didn't know he was going to do that.

>> Uh, excuse me. I understand this may be

>> Uh, excuse me. I understand this may be

>> Uh, excuse me. I understand this may be upsetting, but I must get through the

upsetting, but I must get through the

upsetting, but I must get through the entire document.

As for my land in Nebraska and Oklahoma,

As for my land in Nebraska and Oklahoma,

As for my land in Nebraska and Oklahoma, I also leave that to Randy

I also leave that to Randy

I also leave that to Randy along with the contents of my bank

along with the contents of my bank

along with the contents of my bank accounts and my stock portfolio.

>> This is

>> This is

>> This is my only son, Eric. I bequeath my

my only son, Eric. I bequeath my

my only son, Eric. I bequeath my mother's childhood home in Lancing,

mother's childhood home in Lancing,

mother's childhood home in Lancing, Michigan, in the Quickie Mart in

Michigan, in the Quickie Mart in

Michigan, in the Quickie Mart in Detroit. Away

from me, man.

[snorts]

[snorts]

[snorts]

[snorts] [sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] Thank you, Mr. Lemon.

Thank you, Mr. Lemon.

Thank you, Mr. Lemon. Sure. We'll be in touch [music] shortly.

Why are you still here?

[sighs]

I could make a bad joke.

I could make a bad joke.

I could make a bad joke. This [snorts] is my place now, but I'm

This [snorts] is my place now, but I'm

This [snorts] is my place now, but I'm not going there.

not going there.

not going there. >> Yeah, let's not do that.

>> Listen,

>> Listen,

>> Listen, he is my stepbrother.

he is my stepbrother.

he is my stepbrother. I loved him dearly.

I loved him dearly.

I loved him dearly. I never imagined

I never imagined

I never imagined or expected

or expected

or expected that he'll leave me all this at the

that he'll leave me all this at the

that he'll leave me all this at the expense of his only son.

I know you guys hate your issues.

I know you guys hate your issues.

I know you guys hate your issues. [snorts]

[snorts]

[snorts] [laughter]

It makes me wonder why he did it.

It makes me wonder why he did it.

It makes me wonder why he did it. Why he did what he did? Why he left you

Why he did what he did? Why he left you

Why he did what he did? Why he left you all of this?

all of this?

all of this? >> Well,

>> Well,

>> Well, only he can answer that.

only he can answer that.

only he can answer that. and he's gone now.

>> I bet you could answer that.

My mom told me things growing up,

My mom told me things growing up,

My mom told me things growing up, things I was too young to know,

things I didn't want to hear.

You and my dad, step brothers.

You and my dad, step brothers.

You and my dad, step brothers. It's disgusting. Randy,

It's disgusting. Randy,

It's disgusting. Randy, >> don't believe what your mother's telling

>> don't believe what your mother's telling

>> don't believe what your mother's telling you. She's delusional. You know that

you. She's delusional. You know that

you. She's delusional. You know that she's crazy.

she's crazy.

she's crazy. >> Sure she is.

>> You're

>> You're

>> You're It's always been that way.

It's always been that way.

It's always been that way. And now it's obvious.

Is it?

>> You know where the door is. You can

>> You know where the door is. You can

>> You know where the door is. You can leave.

And to think

And to think

And to think I came down here to make a deal with

I came down here to make a deal with

I came down here to make a deal with you,

you,

you, give you something [clears throat] so

give you something [clears throat] so

give you something [clears throat] so you weren't left behind with nothing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. What kind of deal?

Does he be straightforward with you?

Does it give you half

Does it give you half

Does it give you half half of everything?

[music]

But now since I'm a

But now since I'm a

But now since I'm a I want something [music] in return.

Listen, I I shouldn't have said that.

Listen, I I shouldn't have said that.

Listen, I I shouldn't have said that. You know, I have [music] a temper.

I know, but

I know, but

I know, but the toothpaste already out the tube

the toothpaste already out the tube

the toothpaste already out the tube and you can't put it back in now, can

and you can't put it back in now, can

and you can't put it back in now, can you?

You know, I am a

now

now

now since I

So, we're good with what we discussed?

So, we're good with what we discussed?

So, we're good with what we discussed? >> Yeah, I'll contact Mr. Layman,

>> Yeah, I'll contact Mr. Layman,

>> Yeah, I'll contact Mr. Layman, you have dropped the papers.

>> I hope we have no further contact beyond

>> I hope we have no further contact beyond

>> I hope we have no further contact beyond this point.

this point.

this point. >> Well,

I hope we don't either because

I hope we don't either because

I hope we don't either because and your father was a much better

and your father was a much better

and your father was a much better than you were.