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hello what do you want what are you doing i'm busy working on my research

vision hey what can i help you i'm bored

okay it really sounds like a you problem

come on let's go do something i am doing something i'm working on my research

paper oh he's such a nerd it's boring

i am not a nerd i'm someone that cares about my future unlike

someone else you know what's that supposed to mean you really want me to

point out that you're about to be held back for the third time okay well

whatever school's stupid you're just like a nerd like it's saturday

like like we should like go do something

Like, something fun and not boring, like research papers.

Oh, my God.

What do you even want to go to?

I don't know. It's nice out. You could, like, go to the beach or, like, go to

the mall or something.

Mm-hmm.

Sounds to me like you just need a ride.

Okay, well, you're the only one with a car.

And why do I have a car?

Because I get good grades.

Okay, that's so unfair.

yeah you might get grazed but you don't have any friends so congratulations i do

have friends i have tons of friends oh yeah who who are your friends who do you

hang out with you don't know them yeah exactly maybe if you like went out

sometime you could like have friends maybe even a boyfriend or something like

that someone to like actually spend time with instead of

Have you ever considered that maybe I just don't want a boyfriend right now?

I'm trying to focus. Yeah, because you're a lesbian.

I am not.

I just don't have the time to entertain a boyfriend right now.

Yeah, well, what are you going to do? You can't just hide and lie on top your

whole life. You're going to have to be a normal person.

like enjoy like life's not all about school you can like enjoy yourself when

was the last time you got laid you probably haven't had sex in like a

bazillion years oh my god so not true that's why you're so uptight you don't

know my life i get laid all the time oh really yeah why don't i tell you about

it

no why would i be i'm in my room you're so weird

oh

my god well if you didn't go and look like why are

you even looking at that i don't know it's just kind of like it's just kind of

staring at me i'm in my room

I feel like we should, like, do something fun.

Hold on. Hold on.

What? I know exactly what you're trying to do.

You are trying to rage bait me into doing weird, gross stuff with you, and

that's not gonna work.

That's not true. What are you talking about? You think you're so smart.

Remember, I'm the one with the good grades. I'm, like, so much smarter than

you. I'm not trying to do anything with you. You're not even my type.

Really?

Why don't you enlighten me, then?

What is your type?

I like... Latinas.

God, you're so predictable.

Like, I knew you would say that.

I mean, they're just better.

They're hot.

They give, like, really good blowjobs.

What? Asian girls aren't hot?

You don't think we could give good blowjobs?

I'm just, like, not into it.

It's just not, like, my thing.

It's just... It's not as fun.

I think you're only saying that because you haven't gotten the right blowjob

from the right Asian girl.

We are really good at giving head.

Some of the best, I would say.

I'm not convinced.

You guys have like... You have like a little... A smaller mouth or something.

It's like biologically impossible.

I've gotten like three blowjobs from Latina girls and they've been the best

blowjobs in my life.

It's... biologically impossible for asian girls to get good head yeah just

it's not in your makeup and that's fine it's okay it's like listen if you're bad

at getting head if you're bad at getting head you can just say that it's not a

big deal i can't believe this right now i i can't believe this right now you

know what i you're talking a lot of shit let's let's let's make this a bet

i bet i could give you the best head you've ever gotten in your entire life

and i would even go far to say as you would be able to come in less

than a minute i would make you not oh well it never happened i'm seeing i'm a

little different right it's not really never happening okay take

your shirts off hey hey what you talking mad and now you're scared

I'm not scared. You're such a loser.

I'm not scared.

Then do it. Take a look.

You're just fucking with me. You just want me to like... When do I ever make

bets for no reason?

You're just scared of losing.

Are you serious?

Because I'll do it.

No, you won't. I'm not scared. I'll take my shorts off right now. Then do it.

See, you are scared. No, I'm not.

Then let me see it.

i'm gonna do it though seriously do it what the

why

is it so

big you've just been walking around with like

big balls and a thick this entire time it's so weird do you think

it's big for real

Yeah, it's kind of really surprising.

I thought you would have like a micro penis or something.

What? That's so rude. Okay, shut up.

I'll show you how it's done.

Are you really gonna... Oh, shit.

I'm not a quitter.

Oh, God.

Okay, I don't know. Maybe we shouldn't be doing this.

I knew you were scared.

I just...

I was just, like, fucking sad. I didn't think you were actually going to come.

Then stop me.

And stop your big stepsos from liking your cock like a lollipop.

I don't see you stopping me.

You like this, don't you?

You don't know anything about me.

I think you're a great singer about Asian girls.

I think it's really important to take things slow There's cheese with him

Want me to stop?

No?

I already eat your words, yeah?

If you're almost coming for my mouth, I don't think you could survive my pissy.

It is making me really fucking wet sucking on

your cup like this.

Do you wanna give my pissy a try?

I mean, unless you're scared or something.

I'm not scared.

Yeah?

I'll do it. Yeah?

Yeah.

Come here.

What are you so worried about?

Now it's gonna feel so fucking-

You can't.