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Thank you for helping me put on sunscreen.

I'm so excited for the beach today.

Oh, I guess somebody is, I guess.

It's so hot out there.

I mean, it's a beautiful day. Like, we're going to go swimming, and I mean,

aren't you pumped for a little vacation with your stepmom?

I mean, like, I guess it's only a couple days. That's, like, fine.

Can you get my shots, too?

I mean, we're gonna go swimming.

We're gonna go, like, get some drinks.

It'll be fun just you and me.

Like, it'll be good for you.

I was just like, Mom, why don't you just, like, just come by yourself?

Well, it's no fun, and, you know, your father couldn't come because he's been

working, like, all the time, so... I just wanted to have somebody with me.

Yeah, I just, like, I'm not really, like, a beach guy, you know what I mean?

I mean...

I know that, but what would you rather do instead?

I mean, honestly, I'd rather be at home playing video games with Amber.

That's what I'd rather be doing.

Amber, I mean, she broke up with you.

Why are you still, you know, on about it?

You need to get over it. Mom, it's not that easy, okay? Like, that was mother,

like... I know, but it's been, like, a month. I mean, you need to let it go.

There's a billion girls out there.

Yeah, I mean, it's like easy to say that, but... And you're really good

looking. I mean, you're a catch.

I mean, you should be able to go find another girl.

Tell you what, how about I help you find a girl? I know there's going to be

somebody else, some other type of girl. Mom, you can't just find me a

girlfriend. Yes, we can try. I know it's going to be really fun out there.

There's going to be a lot of really pretty women.

Okay, whatever.

So I know there's different, there's got to be some other type of girl that, you

know, you're attracted to besides Amber, you know?

I mean, I guess we can find out, I guess.

I promise it'll be fun.

Okay. Maybe we'll have a couple drinks and loosen you up a little bit.

All right. You ready to go?

Yeah. Are you ready? Yeah. All right.

Let's head out.

See, I told you that we have fun.

Yeah, a little bit of fun.

It wasn't as bad as you thought it would be, was it?

No, it wasn't.

See, you know, you can have fun with your stepmom.

You should listen to her more often.

Because I'm right about stuff.

Okay, yeah, you're kind of right, I guess.

Well, I mean, we did get you two girls' phone numbers, so I would say...

You know, it kind of worked.

Yeah, you were really good at that. That was kind of crazy.

I did not think that was going to work.

See?

So vacation with your mom's not so bad?

Yeah, vacation with my mom's not that bad. It was pretty cool.

I went swimming and stuff, so that was fun too.

That was a bit of a stun because, oh my gosh, you're so pale.

You spend way too much time indoors.

Yeah, it's probably...

That's probably kind of true.

So, maybe it's good for you.

I mean, so now you've, you know, you've got these two girls' numbers, so are you

going to send them a text?

Um, I mean, I guess I might, yeah, maybe.

Maybe? What do you mean, maybe?

I don't know,

like, just because, like, I got their numbers doesn't mean they'd, like...

really like me that much oh that's crazy i i think that you would have a great

time with either one of those girls yeah i mean they were like pretty or whatever

it's just like they're not they're not like really my type i mean

what do you mean like not your type mom they're just like not really my type

okay like i have people who are into different things

well i understand people have different preferences like what do you mean like

they're both beautiful girls yeah i'm just like i'm more into like you know

like girls are like blonde and like petite and like like amber like your ex

-girlfriend yeah okay that's my that's my type that's what i'm into okay that

is ridiculous

Honestly, people have different preferences, but I've never heard of

that.

You've got to be making that up.

It's the real thing, Mom.

Like, it's not going to, like, I'm not going to be, like, into them. It's not

going to, like, work.

And, like, that one girl was, like, taller than me. Like, that's weird.

That's really silly.

There's no way that that's possible.

I don't believe you.

I just, like, I'm just telling you, Mom, like, I'm not going to, like.

We're gonna mess around.

I'm not gonna get... You're not gonna what?

I'm not gonna get hard.

I'm not like... I'm not into girls like that.

Oh, really?

Well, what am I?

A brunette?

Mm-hmm.

I bet that even your mom could get you... You

say it's not gonna work. I don't believe you.

I'm not messing around.

What are you doing?

I don't believe you. Mom, why did you give me such a boost?

Well, I want you to branch out, and I want to prove that you can have

different interests and different types than just your ex-girlfriend.

That's not going to work. You're being a crazy person.

Oh, really?

Yeah, no, it's not.

That's definitely, I'm not going to get a boner. You're crazy.

Am I?

I think you just might be wrong.

What are you doing?

I don't think I can prove you wrong.

You're talking about fun.

Wow, that's enough.

Maybe I had a few too many drinks.

But it's okay. Just relax. We're on vacation.

This is really weird.

It's not going to work. Mom, this is not going to work.

Okay?

This is stupid.

Mom, stop.

Whoa. What are you doing?

Stop.

Jump on me and maybe touch your boobs.

Oh, come on.

Whoa.

Back up. That's not funny.

Back up. Hold on. I was just kidding around.

Whoa. I was just trying to prove a point, but it looks like the point was

made.

So, I think you can get a boner for brunettes after all.

Okay, fine. I told you.

It's not funny. You just got me hard like that, Mom. It's weird.

What are you doing?

I mean, looks like it worked. I guess you haven't had

sex in a while, huh?

Sorry, I didn't.

It's just weird. I'm sorry, Mom.

I mean,

you're not the only one that...

This is a little horny.

What?

Wow.

I mean, you do kind of have a nice cock.

Don't you want me to go to the bathroom?

I'll just, like, jerk off or something.

No, let me take care of it.

I mean, I'm the one that got it hard, so, you know.

I mean, we're on vacation, right? It's not weird or anything.

You don't mind, do you?

Well, you're just... You're just gonna, like, jerk it off? I mean... I guess

you... I mean, he doesn't mind. He doesn't know that I'm your mom, you

know?

Mom, are you crazy?

I mean, it's been a while since I've been taking care of...

Pardon? I was talking in my mouth.

He doesn't have to know, does he?

I mean, you're not going to tell him, are you?

No, of course I'm not going to tell him.

He doesn't have as nice of a cock as this.

Really?

He's never home. He never, ever. I mean, I can't remember the last time we did

it.

It's not fair. I deserve better.

I guess you weren't really worried about that, Mom.

And if you're going to call those girls later, then, you know, you need to not

be so horny.

See, he's not complaining.

Your dick doesn't know who's sucking it.

See, like, how I can help you come and let me give you a little blowjob.

And, you know, in that way, like, we can go on a date later and not be so horny.

How does that sound?

Yeah, it's... We're just gonna do, like, a blowjob?

Yeah, I think that's...

I think that's going to make you cum, isn't it?

Yeah,

but... Mom, can we do, like, more stuff?

Um, I don't know. I don't think that's a good idea.

I mean, I would like that.

You have a really nice cock, but I don't think that's going a little too far.

Maybe just rub it against my pussy just a little bit.

And you can probably come from that.

Okay. Okay.

Just that.

You're probably... Probably this is okay. You can probably come from just

this, I think.

Yeah, no, I can't.

It's really wet.

Well, you're not the only one who's horny.

Your father's is not this nice at all.

We probably shouldn't. That's not, I don't think that's appropriate.

I mean, maybe just a few strokes, but take it out and come.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Well, maybe can you go a little longer?

Maybe. Can you just go a little bit longer, please?

Okay.

Oh, my gosh.

That was really good.

I have to promise not to say anything.

I just promise.

I'm on vacation, so...

Oh my god.

so big oh my god oh my god oh

my god my nose is so hard

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh yes.

Oh my God.

I haven't felt a dick that big.

So bigger than a mother's fuck.

I don't get fucked like this ever.

oh my god it's so good

I want to ride you.

Okay.

Let's get back.

Can I taste myself?

Yeah.

It's so wet.

Mom, you're like kind of way better at sex than Amber was.

Yeah, I told you.

You just have to trust me.

I'm probably better at that than Amber too, huh?

Yeah.

Should I ever do that for you?

What?

Not really.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I feel so good. Oh, my God.

Fuck. Oh, my God. Fuck. Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

wow. I have so much energy.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my

god. Oh my

god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, oh my god, oh oh my god

Okay, baby. Yeah.

Oh,

my

God.

That's crazy.

Yes.

Never, never did that.

Oh my God, fuck.

Have you ever had a girl do that?

No.

It's a vacation.

It's pretty fun, isn't it?

Yeah. The beach isn't so bad.

No, I like it a lot.

I think I can do that.

oh yeah oh my god

oh my god

Oh, enough.

I want you to get on top of mommy again.

Fucking mommy is so good.

Oh my gosh.

Yes, oh God.

Mommy came a bunch of times, so if it's okay with you, why don't you come right

here and use mommy's tips and help you come.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah,

it's just like that.

She goes to the beach more often, huh? Yeah.