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Ciao, bellas. New arrival Sophie took her shot...

Pippa and Ashlea, like, I'm actually really attracted to both of them.

You look really good.

...but Josie missed her target with Pippa.

I am normally drawn to, like, a more feminine energy, I feel.

Renee and Ashlea called it quits.

We've tried, and it just hasn't worked.

CHEERING

Kayleigh caught Ebony's eye - again.

I don't know what the vibe is with Kayleigh.

But I don't want you to think that just because I want to chat to her,

it takes away from what we have.

I think I've got the ick.

And Dannii threw an iconic awards party...

When there's Dannii, there's mess.

...leaving the power couple with a dire dilemma.

This award is for the most iconic exit.

This is for the person within a couple who you think time is up

and they will be leaving the Masseria immediately.

Cutting someone's experience short is, like, horrific.

Welcome to I Kissed A Girl.

I am absolutely shitting myself that someone's going home.

It's a big decision. Yeah.

It's a hard decision to make.

OK, we haven't got a lot of time so we need to decide. OK.

No.

All right. Nikita?

The friendship couples, that's the only thing we can really go off.

Yeah. But then, who do you pick? But then it's hard.

The thought of cutting someone's experience short

is genuinely heartbreaking.

It's something no-one wants to do.

Fuck, basically.

Just take a breath.

I honestly don't know

what I would have done in that situation.

When The Party's Over by Billie Eilish

I mean...

...it's not an easy decision.

Like, it wasn't just, like, straight up.

We've had two kiss-offs.

Erm, we saw Renee and Ashlea turn for each other.

It definitely seemed like a bit more of a platonic relationship.

We're not in here to find friendship,

we're in here to find love.

♪ Quiet when I'm comin' home and I'm on my own... ♪

We saw that Ashlea, you know, had a bit of a connection with Sophie,

and I don't think it was fair to send Ashlea home.

Girls, reveal the name of the person who will be leaving the Masseria.

Renee.

♪ I could lie Say I like it like that... ♪

I'm so sorry.

I feel like their reasoning was fair,

cos I also believe that Ashlea should try to pursue

a connection with Sophie.

I feel like maybe she's been holding back for my sake.

And when I'm not here, hopefully, she can just fully spread her wings.

I came, I saw, I conquered,

I ruffled some feathers.

I dropped the lingo, and I'm ready to get back to the ends.

Yeah!

I love you all. Honestly, I love you, guys.

I feel like you made the right decision.

I love you so... Like, you walked in straight after me

and I will never forget how you made me feel.

So to do this is, like, breaking my fucking heart, but...

Yeah. It had to be done.

Renee...

...tell me, what have you learnt?

It's been an amazing experience.

I've done a lot of personal growth.

I've learned a lot about myself and a lot about other queer people.

And it's just been amazing. But all I can say is

every single person has helped me grow in here,

and I can only thank them for that.

That is so full of heart and so beautiful.

Renee has been my absolute rock in here,

and I really like the way that I've explored things I never would.

So, just having that friendship is just, like,

the best thing that could come out of this whole experience.

I know that you'll be really missed,

and this isn't the end of your journey to find the right partner.

100%. There's enough gal out there, Dannii.

There's enough gal, I'm telling you!

There's enough gal!

That's funny!

You've got to bring it in, and show Renee all the love now.

I love all you.

I've just grown as a person.

My mind has been opened even more.

I've learnt here that I don't need to label myself.

I can be just Renee and being Renee is just enough.

I just love all of them forever and ever and ever.

♪ Put your hands up if you're not good at this stuff... ♪

So sorry. It's fine. Don't apologise.

I really actually honour you guys' decision.

I think Renee knows she is my girl.

Like, I absolutely adore her, like, and her presence

will be missed so, so much in this Masseria.

Iconic exit!

Work it!

Come over here.

CHEERING

Come here. Ah, let me give you a big hug.

Keep doing you, Renee. You've shook arse,

spilled tea, and you've took no shit, mate, so...

...hats off to you.

Renee, after every award ceremony, you know what they have?

Drinks with Dannii!

CHEERING

An iconic afterparty!

So we've got to go.

You're my VIP, so... Oh, my God!

Bye. ALL: Bye!

This is the end of my queer girl summer.

Goodbye to the messy Masse.

We out, baby!

OK. Iconic exit, here we go.

Ah, so it's arrivederci to Renee. Woo!

And she didn't even take her award with her.

An icon left on Icon Night.

I'm really proud of her, and I love her so much.

But after that iconic exit, who can blame her, eh?

She's one girl this Masseria won't forget in a hurry.

Here's to Renee. Renee.

Big love.

If anyone left, it would be, like, devastating. Yeah. It's horrible.

Do you know what I mean? You had to do what you had to do

and you, like, had genuine reasons for the reason that you did it.

Do you know what I mean? 100%. Had to do what you had to do.

Thanks for being understanding.

And it seems like Renee's sudden departure has left one or two icons

rethinking how to spend their remaining time in the Masseria.

♪ It wasn't worth it

♪ No, I know I've done my best

♪ I know I tried... ♪

Are you OK, my love?

I'm really struggling with being able to, like, be with Ebony

and then also let her explore the connections.

I find that really difficult cos on the outside,

I'm so used to someone being, like, so obsessed with me.

Go and do what you need to do.

Communication is key. You have to be honest. No, I know.

I'm a bit pissed off, like,

we've been going back and forth with all this Kayleigh shit

since Kayleigh walked in on Day Two.

And I'm quite headstrong, and I know what I want,

and I know what I don't want from a person.

I just don't stand for any messing,

and I feel like that's what's going on.

♪ Said you'd look for me when you woke up

♪ And can't say a thing when it's gone now

♪ Guess she don't have love for me no more. ♪

Right, so...

...I've really sat with my thoughts today. Like...

...for me...

...I'm just sort of over it, Ebs.

It's all the back and forth,

and it's like, "I want to speak to Kayleigh,

"but I don't want to speak to Kayleigh." Like...

it's been me and you since literally the first day I walked in here.

And then you still want to explore things. Like, for me,

I just feel a bit like a mug.

I can't... Like, it makes me feel like shit,

and I don't want to feel like shit any more.

So, like... Me speaking to her makes you feel like shit?

Yeah, of course, it does.

I've done what feels right. Mm-hm.

I've done everything with intention,

and everything that I've done is based off what I've felt.

Mm-hm.

If I don't speak to her and see what the craic is,

I'm going to regret it,

and I don't want to have any regrets when I come out of here, so...

And... Exactly, babe, and you don't need to have any regrets,

and that's why I'm leaving you to do your thing.

So it's done? Mm-hm.

Fair enough. Yeah.

Although it's been up and down,

I've built a connection with Imogen over two weeks

and, like, I've still got feelings for Imogen.

But I've been given the green light, so I'm single, like,

and I want to talk to Kayleigh, so that's what I'm going to do.

Right, OK, that's final. Yeah.

♪ Sitting here with a fist full of ashes

♪ And a heart that I can't even use... ♪

I am really proud of myself for sticking to what I think's right.

If she wants to actively pursue Kayleigh, then that's so fine.

But, like, if she wants to realise that the grass ain't greener

and then come back to me...

pass, hard pass.

And I don't think that there's any coming back from that.

♪ I don't need you

♪ Any more... ♪

I feel a lot of times we are afraid to just, like, be ourselves,

cos we want to be, like, demure, we want to be shy.

We don't want to be the stereotypical loud black girl.

But, bitch, I'm loud. I'm here. I'm proud. I'm queer. I'm gay.

I love that!

To everyone who thinks being queer is a problem,

I just want to tell you, suck my pussy. Thank you.

Say it louder for those at the back!

Or for these two in the Secret Garden,

cos it looks like Josie's making her feelings equally clear with Almayra.

I want to know you. Yeah?

Like, I want to know you. Like,

what is something in your day-to-day life

that you do for yourself that brings you joy?

Ah. I like that question. Yeah?

When I feel inspired, I'll write a little poem here and there.

I feel like I have so many that I've written, like, in my notes.

I have, like, 100 poems.

Pippa was very honest and was like, I'm seeing it as platonic.

So next, I'd like to get to know Almayra.

Almayra and Kayleigh are getting on really well,

but Almayra's brain really intrigues me.

So I'm going to have to just keep trying.

When I first started writing poetry,

I wondered if I would ever write poetry that wasn't depressing.

Yes. Yeah.

And I was like, wait, no, I can write happy poetry.

Yeah. If I have good sex, like...

...it's getting a poem.

Yeah... You're going to read the poem and be like...

Josie did intrigue me because her conversations,

she's very stimulating, and I enjoy getting to know her.

I'm kind of weighing out what I've already got with Kayleigh

and this new possible connection.

It's, um... It's... Yeah, it's a lot to think about.

Like, I am physically very attracted to you.

Mm. Yeah. Likewise.

That's good.

Definitely think it could develop.

I definitely think right now, like, I'm attracted to her,

she's attracted to me,

so let's just get to know each other.

I shoot all my shots, all right?

Come here.

Lesbians and poetry, eh?

Why say one thing when you can write 1,000 more?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Kayleigh, hon, Ebony's got a question for you.

Do you want to walk the terrace? Sure.

OK.

I think for me now, I know what I want

and what I don't want out of a relationship.

That's why I think I need to put myself first, for once in my life.

And... Yeah.

If you want something and it if feels good, go for it.

I mean, I'll go down in legendary history

in getting dumped twice in the Masseria!

Dumped? What do you mean?

Yeah, she's just cut it off again.

Obviously, I've wanted to speak to you since the minute you walked in.

I'm going to be a bit maybe blunt about it, but like... No, be...

...I'm not trying to be, like...

I'm not trying to kick you while you're down. No, yeah.

But, like, you can just see that from my perspective,

it just feels like Groundhog Day.

Like, everything that's happening right now happened two days ago.

You guys ended and then, you actually spoke to me

and then, it was brushed under the carpet and, like...

Ultimately, what I'm trying to say is, like,

whether I'm interested or not, like,

you can't expect me at this point to, like...

...to trust it or to... Do you know what I mean? I know. I know.

♪ No hard feelings, honey... ♪

There's definitely

sexual chemistry between us.

But I do sort of feel like Imogen and Ebony might...

...you know, connect again, like, in two minutes.

You never know what's going to happen.

Yeah.

Like, am I wrong to like two people in here?

No.

Come here. Come here.

Don't be upset.

Everybody asked me type when I come in, and I literally described you.

KAYLEIGH LAUGHS

And when you walked in, I literally got fucking death stared.

You're the most dramatic lesbian

I've ever met in my life. Yeah, probably!

And I've met some well dramatic ones.

Yeah, probably.

I just don't want you to knock us off

cos of what's happened with this.

Yeah.

Like, part of us wishes things could have been different,

but everything happens for a reason.

Maybe we don't work.

Maybe we don't work in here.

♪ When your heart becomes a million different pieces

♪ That's when you won't be able to recognise this feeling

♪ That's called tough love

♪ That's called tough love. ♪

Are you OK, though? Yeah. I'm fine. Right.

Hmm?

Rough night for you. Mm.

But, yeah, that's what I say every night when I go to bed -

new day tomorrow.

I think with Ash, like, we have such a connection.

We had a couple of kisses,

and I feel like I can just have a laugh with her.

Like, she just puts me in a good mood every time I see her,

so it's hard not to be drawn to her.

Like, I always find myself going over to Ash for a cuddle,

but I am into Pippa, as well.

Although I very much get the impression that Nikita is

the priority.

I see how they are with Nikita,

basically spending all their time kissing, cuddling.

So, yeah, let's just see what happens.

♪ Ain't taken nothing tonight but I'm feeling so high

♪ Show my tan lines, low-rise rooftop down... ♪

No, but it's early days.

As it gets deeper, I'm kind of letting my guard down.

That means that I could get hurt in the process.

Like, Pippa and Sophie

are still getting to know each other and stuff.

So it's just a bit, like, I need to be careful,

but also be vulnerable at the same time.

So it's a bit...

...bit... bit, bit scary.

♪ It's the midnight sun-kissed skin under the red sky

♪ Layin' on your chest like this

♪ Hold me like the pebbles in your hand, initials in the sand, yeah

♪ Summer isn't over yet... ♪

Night.

♪ Skinny-dipping with your heart out

♪ # It's my favourite part now

♪ We ain't gotta tell no-one

♪ A never-ending midnight sun. ♪

It's a new day in the Masseria,

but is it giving dolce vita or disaster zone

after last night's drama?

♪ I am, I feel... ♪

Oh, yeah, Ebony and Imogen, what's going on?

Oh...

The silence is deafening.

I don't know wherever that's tiredness or there's things

that have gone on.

It was very, like, "Ooh."

♪ And I am, I feel... ♪

I don't know what to say.

♪ I sometimes think that you forget that

♪ I am, I feel. ♪

You've could have cut the tension with a knife, for sure.

It's done.

It's done? Yeah.

Imie?

Mm-hm. What are you saying, girl?

Yeah. It's done.

It definitely felt a little bit tense in there.

I feel like there was some issues going on.

Josie, Sophie, what are you two feeling?

Did you get your kiss?

No, did I fuck?

There's a lot of moving parts in the Masseria today.

When it comes to Almayra, like, I do see that there could be

something that could grow between us.

But it's whether Kayleigh's thinking, hold on, like,

do I need to explore Ebony more, so let me get my flirt on again.

♪ Show me a better love

♪ A better love... ♪

So I think we grab this big queer holiday by the bollocks.

Or the vagina.

Carpe diem.

It's giving live, love, laughter!

♪ A better love

♪ Show me. ♪

Wheelbarrow lift! A wheelbarrow lift!

While some couples might be on shaky ground, after calling it quits with

Ebony, there's one girl who seems to be holding firm -

for now at least.

Talk to me.

I think, like, I'm still, like, strong in my decision.

I'm really proud of you, because, like, it is hard. Like,

I know you've got such... you've got such good chemistry with each other.

Yeah. And, like, you really do have feelings.

Like, I can see that.

I think she just has took the piss a bit.

And I just don't really... don't really want that in my life.

I'm sure this whole Kayleigh thing, I don't think Kayleigh's feeling it.

I don't think she is, either.

So it's like she's done all of this...

For what? ..for what?

♪ We used to be lovers

♪ Now we're strangers again

♪ Yeah, it hurts so bad

♪ I don't know if I can do it again. ♪

What is the deal with you and Kayleigh now?

Well, I don't know.

She says she doesn't trust us.

Like, I feel like we've got quite a lot in common.

I've wanted to speak to her from day two.

It's like, it's hard to get it in there,

do you know what I mean? It is.

While being respectful at the same time, like. Yeah.

Oh, God, it's going to sound heartless,

but if the shoe was on the other foot, Imogen would be making moves.

I feel like, at this point, to not go for it would be a waste.

Yeah. I know. And it's not too late.

Honestly, I'd say, full... all gas, no brakes.

Yeah. What have you got to lose?

Absolutely nothing, at this point.

♪ And if you love me, love me

♪ But you never let me go. ♪

With Ebony considering her next move with Kayleigh, Sophie

wants to know if things could be checkmate with Pippa.

Pippa, Pippa, Pippa.

I do melt whenever I get any time with Pippa.

I really like Pippa but, to be honest,

I never get any time with them.

I did feel weird yesterday, like,

cos we had such a nice chat, and then it felt like yous

and Nikita were joined at the hip all day yesterday. Yeah. Yeah.

It felt a lot more, like, yous were together... Mm.

...and then every now and then, like, you'd say, "Hi," kind of thing.

Yeah. Other than that, we hardly spoke.

Based off how you guys are together, like,

is it even worth staying involved, really?

Yeah, I feel like at the moment, like, being completely honest,

obviously, like, you can see from my actions,

like, my head is more, like, with Nikita.

But, like, and if you want to remove yourself, completely get that.

Like, that's completely up to you, what you want to do.

And, like, I am really sorry about that.

OK, cool. Thanks. Can we have a hug? Yeah.

And can we always be nice to each other?

I am so nice to you!

No, you're so lovely to me. You're joking! No, you are.

It did give me a bit of clarity, I guess,

over who I was feeling a bit more.

Like, Sophie's hot and there's so many, like, good things

about her that I would normally look for.

I feel like it's just that me and Nikita really have, like,

developed something a bit stronger and a bit more emotional.

♪ When I'm not with you

♪ I'm not me... ♪

Look.

♪ Nothing ever feels good

♪ When I'm not with you... ♪

I think I win for tits.

Oh. Best tits. 100%.

♪ It's not me... ♪

Renee not being here, now I feel like just putting myself first.

Obviously, me and Sophie are still really early days.

I feel like our connection's very different to hers and Pippa's,

so I need to, like, just go over how I feel.

♪ It's not me. ♪

Feelings seem to be flying around the Mazzie this morning,

but it's worth remembering that to find that one true love,

you have to share your one true self.

So warm up here, I love that.

Yeah, like, I definitely find Josie very beautiful and attractive.

I am interested,

but I'm definitely still very much into Kayleigh,

and I want to open up to her, but obviously

I'm still a bit scared about that.

So I do feel, yeah, I feel a bit nervous.

There's still so much that I need to... I feel like

I need to talk to you about.

Like, I am kind of on that whole, like,

celibacy journey a little bit, cos I just don't want to be,

like, so intimate with people who may be only temporary in my life.

No, I get that. Erm...

I don't know how to feel about it. Yeah.

Erm, I will be so honest,

like, sex is, like, a big part of my life...

Mm. ..I do think.

Like, it could feel limiting, but I would never, like, I would never

stop getting to know someone, like, just because of something like that.

I've been sort of thinking about how I feel about it.

I'm quite a sexual girlie,

but in all honesty, I'm here because the routes that I've taken

navigating relationships in the past clearly haven't worked for me.

So I'm definitely not letting that cloud my judgment with her.

Were you, like, a sexual person, like, before you were celibate?

Like, I'm also on the asexual spectrum, demi-sexual.

So I need to like the person... Yeah, yeah, yeah. ..and form

a connection to then want to do anything...

...than to even have any desire for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Before that, it literally, it's nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it's, like, until I like the person, then I gain that,

and that's when it's, like...

I could tell that you weren't the type of person

to have casual sex anyway. Hmm.

I just had that, like, vibe from you.

Erm, so, yeah, not that surprised, darlin'. Not that surprised!

Like, actually... Come here. Guys, I love you.

Like, you were just... you were just happy being you.

And I love that. Mm.

Mwah.

♪ Move your body to the rhythm... ♪

I like this though. Thanks, but, like, it's not even an outfit.

I just threw it on.

I just threw this together!

♪ You'll be dancing I'll be grinning. ♪

I started playing as well football.

I was the only girl in my whole entire club. Yeah.

As in the whole club is boys. Mm. Yeah.

And I was very grateful that they did open arms and let me in.

I played for Ireland under-16, under-17, and under-19.

Those boys, they took me in.

Even though I was different, they took me in.

Being a young black girl is difficult itself in Ireland,

let alone being queer, masc-presenting.

So whenever I'd feel all those emotions and I couldn't

understand them, usually I'd just go outside and I just kick a ball.

And that always, always worked.

Beginning of this year, I signed my first professional contract,

and then I popped my Achilles, ruptured the whole thing. Mm.

It was tough, but I'm just hoping that in the beginning of next

year, just get back to playing my dream.

These injuries was always my biggest fear, and it's tested me.

It's been a long time since I've played a match, you know, being

on the field, wearing my jersey, you hear the crowd, score a goal.

Sport is just... It's... It should be opened to all. Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's hard to be a woman

in any capacity in a world, like, literally made for men. Mm-hm.

Like, even as women, like, we fought so hard to have a space in rugby.

Like, most of the people I'd speak to grew up playing on the boys' team

because there was no women's team to get into.

And then the men's team at my level get paid to play.

We don't get fucking paid. We don't get paid to play.

You guys are the same level? Yeah, we're the same level.

I know how that... We don't get paid to play. I know.

Women are not being supported,

they're not being funded,

and even the lack of understanding of women's bodies, periods. Mm.

Most coaches are men.

They don't understand period pains. Yeah.

They're getting girls to wear white shorts

when they're on a period, they're self-conscious.

All these things that men just simply don't care to understand

are forcing women from playing sports, sports they love.

Football's brought me so much joy.

It really has changed my life.

It's improved my mental health, has provided me with a community,

and everyone should have a right to play sports,

so it shouldn't be taken for granted.

♪ But the hardest part is

♪ You're realising maybe I, maybe I

♪ Ain't the same. ♪

And one girl who's making the most of her time in the Masseria

is Sophie.

Could it be second time lucky on the terrace?

I'm just trying to figure out, like, with Ash, like,

is it something more? And I am quite a slow burn as a person.

Sometimes, like, the more I get to know somebody,

the more attracted I am to them.

When I said to you yesterday, like,

"Oh, I don't know if the butterflies are there."

It's because partly, I've been speaking to Pippa

and I've had more of, like, that initial, like, spark there.

So, with you, like, you're the person I come to and, like,

have a laugh, have a joke, feel really comfortable with...

And tell me that you fancy Pippa.

You're so comfortable you tell

me you fancy Pippa more than me! Just give you all the tea!

Oh, no.

But I do have emotional depth to me.

Like, I am quite a deep person. Oh, I know.

Like, I'm emotionally intelligent.

I'm cool. I'm really... Stylish!

I've got great teeth, like, great eyes, like,

just fucking literally open your eyes.

What's not to love?

Why don't you fancy me? Erm, yeah.

So, yeah.

Mm.

But all you can do is go with your heart and your head.

Do you want to have a little kiss before we go?

Yeah, go on.

♪ Just a little bit more Just a little bit more

♪ Just wait till I'm on board Just wait till I'm on board. ♪

Research purposes.

Well, be sure to leave your comments in the box provided, Sophie.

No, I'm only joking.

Just drop the tea now, please.

SOPHIE LAUGHS I think it's actually left me

more confused than I was last night!

I was like, "Oh, my God. How do you do this to me?"

And sticking with the covert lesbian research is Josie,

who isn't giving up on her connection with Almayra.

The first night, you complimented my eyes.

And I was like, was that, like... Are you complimenting my eyes?

You can never tell, innit?

How did you mean it?

Beautiful eyes.

Genuinely, like... Thank you. Yeah, like...

THEY LAUGH

You're very attractive, too.

Thank you. Yeah.

I just find, like, masc energy attractive,

and she definitely has that.

So there's intrigue there,

but it was more the stimulating conversations

which piques my interests.

Where are you at with Kayleigh?

We've both said we're, like, not closed. Yeah.

And I feel we literally have a short time to see every opportunity

that there is, and I feel like we should make the most of that.

I think that you are very interesting to me.

Likewise. Oh, OK. Yeah. And the braids be doing it.

Yeah? The braids? The braids be doing it!

I knew, I knew they were doing something!

Yeah, the braids be doing it.

Like, I've talked to you a couple of times,

and I'm like, "Ooh, you're hot." Ooh, yeah. Thank you.

You're welcome!

THEY LAUGH

It's getting...

Let me chill!

You're welcome.

♪ Giving me such a thrill. ♪

Josie might have got Almayra feeling flustered, but there's no

point faffing about when it comes to matters of the heart...

...and Pippa's hoping Nikita can be more open with hers.

When I'm, like, with Sophie, like, I know 100% how she feels,

like, she makes it really clear to me. Mm.

Like, so that's why that's, like, my only struggle with me and you.

Like, I feel like I just need a bit more to, like, fully,

like, know and feel like... Oh, gosh. ..secure.

Yeah, I hear you.

This whole time, I've kind of just been chilling, not needing to

worry about my emotions too much, because I haven't had that

deep connection with anyone, and now I'm kind of just like,

"Ah!"

But I do like Pippa and I think we were both just not expecting to

get on as much as we do and, like, for there to be such a connection.

It just feels really natural, but, like, at the same time,

I feel like it's letting me be vulnerable.

I think I'm just scared. I think I'm just scared.

And it's not a bad thing.

It's kind of good cos it means that I do like you.

Yeah. But I need to, like...

...I need to step it up. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

I just don't like feeling, like, vulnerable.

You're making me do it and then you're, like, "I hate this." I know.

No, it's not the same, no.

♪ I know a place we can go... ♪

I feel like we actually allowed ourselves to get a bit deeper and

get a bit vulnerable, which I don't think was easy for either of us.

And I feel like that's helped us, you know, connect on a deeper

level and actually kind of move past that just surface layer connection.

And I'm hoping that will, you know, be the start of something

quite nice.

As Pippa and Nikita dive a little deeper with each other,

Ebony's hoping she can do the same with Kayleigh.

♪ Don't you be afraid of love and affection. ♪

How are you? I feel better today.

I appreciate the consoling last night.

Obviously, babe... Yes. ..like, just cos you're the loudest in here

and you're giving it stacks, like, fucking hell,

you're still crying, like, you're still a girl, like... I know.

...you know what I mean? Like, you're sensitive.

Like, I'm sensitive, like...

I feel like I've never really been seen for my sensitive side

properly, like, I can't change it, that's who I am.

But this feeds into you, like, your feminine energy, I think, as well.

Like, you're shying away from it. Yeah.

But I just think, like...

I'm like, 99.9% sure you do have a vagina.

So I haven't seen it, but I can guess.

Maybe. And I just think, like, come on.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

It's tough with Ebony.

Like, I love how, like, vulnerable and honest she can be with me.

But because I saw the way she had been with Imogen,

very tactile,

all over each other,

I, yeah, I did just sort of lock that in a box and put it away,

which now makes everything a little bit more complicated.

♪ I gave my heart to the wrong somebody else

♪ I need to forgive myself... ♪

What's your sitch with Almayra?

We're very, very different.

So is that, like, are we too different?

She's not, personality-wise, someone I would usually gravitate towards.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Like, I would usually go for, like, someone quite loud and someone

that would, like, kind of give me a run for my money, like, energy-wise.

♪ I gave my heart to the wrong somebody else

♪ I never forgave myself. ♪

Hey, I think laughing's the best thing you could do in the world.

Yeah. And you can't be sad when you're laughing, so... No.

I think... I love that.

Yeah. Kissing, like, laughing, it's just, like,

the endorphins it releases, you can't really...

Can't knock it. ...can't really feel sadness.

It might have been easier when Ebony wasn't making so much effort.

Yeah. Oh!

Erm...

But I've been quite confident in mine and Almayra's connection.

I think because it kind of stemmed from our friendship in here,

there's layers to our connection that makes me feel quite secure,

so my brain feels like it might explode.

I am.

In here, it's a lesbian roller-coaster

with twists and turns around every corner.

God, sunbathing with a view...

Ooh! Aha!

Ha-ha!

Thank you. I think I'm done with the working out.

And whilst this lot are enjoying the sun,

it's easy to forget that there's someone here keeping things afloat.

There's more stain here, look at this.

I bet this is fake tan.

Vergazie.

Ugh!

It's too much work for me, eh?

SCREAMING

But it's not all fluffing pillows for our Flavia.

Today, she's dropped off a special delivery...

What the fuck?!

...from Dannii.

Ohh, what the hell is that?

What is it?

And if I know Cupid,

it's not to announce free ice lattes around the pool.

Guys.

Oh, what the fuck?

Brace yourselves.

"Buongiorno, divas.

"On your path to love, a huge milestone awaits.

"Meet me outside the front of the Masseria tonight for a kiss-off."

What?!

Another kiss-off.

I wasn't really prepared for that when I opened my eyes this morning,

but, yeah, thank you, Dannii Minogue.

"Time to get serious.

"Love and kisses, Dannii."

You're joking!

A kiss-off is brutal.

I just got here.

Like, I just got here.

What are you thinking?

Don't know.

Do I risk putting someone's name and getting a rejection?

I think Josie's definitely interested in Almayra,

but obviously, Almayra is with Kayleigh, and Ebony wants Kayleigh.

It's all a big mix-up,

so tonight's going to be very, very interesting.

I've come to terms with the fact that a kiss-off is going to happen.

Obviously, me and Ebony aren't

in a good place at all.

I don't think that she wanted us to end fully

and obviously, I've got so much love for her still.

I'm really not sure what do.

Uh-oh.

♪ Somebody's gonna make you wanna Turn around and say goodbye

♪ Until then, baby are you gonna let 'em

♪ Hold you down and make you cry?

♪ Don't you know, don't you know things can change?

♪ Things'll go your way if you hold on... ♪

As the sun sets on the Masseria,

it's time to face the kiss-off

and ultimately decide where they stand.

♪ Things'll go your way Oh, things'll go your way

♪ Hold on for one more day. ♪

I think Kayleigh and Ebony connecting

and me and Almayra connecting is... it's interesting,

and no-one really knows where it's going to go.

I think Almayra and Kayleigh obviously have been together

for a little bit longer, and so they do have that bond,

but it's whether or not I've done enough for Almayra to think,

"OK, wait a minute, let me take a risk here."

I know that someone's feelings could get hurt,

but, you know, I have to do what's best for me.

As a girlie who hates making decisions,

I really hope this one pays off

and I hope that my gut is right.

I think Kayleigh's an absolutely...

She's an absolute blinder of a lass,

but I don't know if she feels the same.

♪ Not again

♪ Should've seen how this was gonna end

♪ But listen

♪ Do you want another sad girl summer?

♪ Do you want another deadbeat lover?

♪ Do you want another red-eye? ♪

It's always nice to see Dannii.

She is always looking sexy.

APPLAUSE

Welcome to the kiss-off, divas.

♪ Should I stay or walk away? No. ♪

If you have a question mark about your connection,

the time is now to get your answer.

This evening, you will reveal

if you want to stay with your current partner...

...or if you're saving your kiss for someone else.

Anyone left unkissed will be leaving the Masseria.

Our new girls, Sophie and Josie, will be joining us later,

and their decisions could change everything.

First up, Lindsey and Blessing, please step forward.

With a kiss-off, you really never know what's going to happen.

When Dannii Minogue is stood in front of you,

it makes you doubt everything that

you felt so comfortable about before.

♪ Cos I know that I failed you

♪ I should've done you better Cos you don't want... ♪

If you want to stay with your girl, then turn and kiss her.

But if you're saving your kiss for someone else, don't turn.

Reveal your decision...

...now.

LOUD HEARTBEAT

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Fireworks!

How do you feel?

Honestly, I'm just glad she didn't do a little fake-out this time.

I'm screaming.

I thought, you know, twice would be a bit rinsed out. Yeah.

LAUGHTER

You're not mean.

You're just, like, "Come get me."

I want to keep 'em keen. Exactly. Right!

You have my blessing to get your asses over here!

Thank you.

Another one, thank you.

Next up, Pippa and Nikita.

I think this is the first kiss-off where I've got, you know,

a person that I'm genuinely... I'm connecting with,

so it would mean more if they didn't turn around for me

because I've emotionally invested myself.

If you want to stay with your partner, then turn and kiss them...

...but if you're saving your kiss for somebody else, don't turn.

Reveal your decision...

...now.

LOUD HEARTBEAT

APPLAUSE

Ohhh!

Oh, that was a kiss! Oh, that was a kiss!

LAUGHTER

Tell me everything.

Yeah, things are going really nice.

I feel, like, really comfortable around Pippa.

I can just be myself. It just feels really natural.

It's really nice to actually have a deep connection with someone in here

because I've not had that yet.

And how's the love language between the two of you?

Is it aligned?

We have different love languages.

Or complementary? What's yours?

Mine's quality time.

What's yours? Erm...

Physical touch, words of affirmation, acts of service.

What, all of them? Yeah, quite a few.

That's a long list. Yeah, yeah.

Pippa and Nikita, get yourselves over to the love seat!

APPLAUSE

Elisha and Elise, you're up.

You know the drill.

If there's anything I've learned in this Masseria,

it's putting my heart on the line,

and I'm willing to do that for my Elisha,

and hope to the gods above that she feels the same way.

Reveal your decision...

...now.

LOUD HEARTBEAT

SHE SQUEALS

You both look gorgeous.

So happy. Thank you.

I am so happy.

Have you considered what's next?

Yeah, maybe. Erm...

Yes? Yeah.

I'm definitely falling, erm... somewhere.

So keep going with this.

We'll see where it goes.

Thanks, Dannii.

Boop, boop, boop.

Feeling the magic tonight.

I am proper falling for the girl.

I was not expecting it.

Ebony and Imogen, come over here.

With Ebony, I feel like one minute, she's, like, moping about,

and then the next minute, she's, like, really, really happy,

and she is such a difficult person to read,

so I genuinely... I have no idea what she's going to do tonight.

♪ We could be, we could be What you want to be... ♪

Step back-to-back. Take a breath.

♪ I know you're holding your guard up

♪ And I know that you think... ♪

You know, maybe I could have done things different,

but somebody else has caught my eye, and...

...is that a problem?

I don't know.

Reveal your decision... now.

LOUD HEARTBEAT

Hmm... Ohh...

OK, Ebony, turn around and face me.

Please explain. What's happened?

Got a little bit rocky.

Yeah, wanted to get to know Kayleigh.

Probably should have done it a bit earlier, but...

I just feel like I've maybe had to compromise on my boundaries

slightly, which I don't think I should have to do.

I just think that...

the way that I think Ebony went about the situation

and wanting to get to know Kayleigh, I think, was wrong.

So, on top of not turning, you're upset.

I think I've just sort of checked out of the whole situation now.

Right. Mm-hm.

Yeah, I could have done things differently.

Like, got a little bit interested in Kayleigh.

To the point where you'd closed off from this?

I wouldn't say closed off.

No, she wanted to have her cake and eat it, basically.

And you said? And I said no.

No. Yeah.

Right. Mm-hm. Now, I'm understanding the situation.

Thanks.

As sad as it is, I think it is within

both of their best interests, I think.

Their communication just isn't there.

Imogen... Mm-hm.

...reveal the name of the person you want to kiss.

Erm... I would like to kiss myself.

Yeah. Whoa!

No-one else here for you?

No. No.

It's shit that it didn't work,

but, you know, I stayed true to myself,

and I've come in here,

I've shown everyone how fabulous I am.

I'm still hot, I've got great tits,

and I'm sure that somebody will want to kiss me somewhere.

Not the outcome... Yeah. ...any of us were hoping for. No.

Yeah.

You've got to be feeling confident in yourself. Exactly.

And I am, and I'm happy. Yeah.

Well, we're going to do proper goodbyes later,

but, Ebony, we need to hear from you now.

Putting your heart on the line, isn't it?

Like, taking the risk.

Ebony, reveal the name of the person you want to kiss.

Next time on I Kissed A Girl...

Crazy times.

If you want to stay with your girl, then turn and kiss her.

Going to make ME cry!

If you're saving your kiss for someone else, don't turn.

♪ Hold on to me under neon lights

♪ Take me by the hand into the night

♪ Yeah, we could be the one Oh

♪ We could be the one and

♪ Get in the car Let the music start

♪ Have a little faith Need to open up

♪ Yeah, we could be the one Oh

♪ We could be the one Oh

♪ Neon lights and we are kissing

♪ Neon lights and we are kissing. ♪