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No,

thank you.

No, thank you. Alright, let's see if we can go find somebody else to do this.

I'm not leaving New York until someone does this.

Hello there, sir. How are you doing?

I'm offering free sexual favors today.

Five cents per blowjob. I'm looking for somebody that I'm going to pay a lot of

money to jump into the Hudson River.

Oh, no.

What if I was to offer you, like, an exorbitant amount of money?

What's exorbitant?

Okay, like $10.

No. $200.

No.

$200 and you can still wear your scarf. You don't have to get fully naked. No,

absolutely not. No?

And we'll have somebody towel dry you afterwards.

Who would that be? Like a Swedish massage.

Oh, well.

I brought my nipple tassels that say I love New York.

All right, I'm starting to understand why there's so many single girls in New

York City because I've been shot down by pretty much every person that I've gone

to talk to about this one. I know it's hard, but I am not leaving New York City

until I find someone to do this. The New Jersey tunnel's right there. Don't make

me go to Jersey to find your ass to do this, but I know I will. I'm kind of

scared to shot this guy, but I'm going to anyway just because I want to see his

face up close.

Excuse me, sir. Can I stop you for a second?

Don't be alarmed.

Don't be scared. I'm a New Yorker. I'm often alarmed.

Yeah, you look like a New Yorker. I can tell. I had to stop you because these

are some pretty sick tattoos you're rocking right now. Yes, they are. Thank

you. Now, can I ask, do they go all over the body?

I am tattooed in places mere mortals only dream of tattooing. So what you're

saying is you have a permanently tattooed sword?

Absolutely. All right. Now, since this seems like my guy, you're going to do

this. I'm going to offer you more money than I offer other people. What am I

going to do? All right, all right. Here's the deal.

We're Money Talks. We give you money to do crazy shit. I don't want your money.

I'm going to pay you to do something fucked up. I'm sorry. Do I look crazy?

You want the honest answer? I'm going to go with yeah.

Yeah, you do.

I am going to pay you to strip down to your skivvies and jump in the Hudson

River.

I don't think so. It's a little cold today. It's a little chilly. You know

why I like money? It doesn't think. It talks. I'm going to give you $100 to do

this. I'm going to start high with you because I like you. Fuck that.

No? No. All right, $1.50. $100.

I'm not losing you because I love you. $1.50?

$1.50.

Come on. All right, $1.50. All right, all right, all right. What about $200 to

do this?

Honestly,

that's the budget that my producers gave me. I can't go higher than $200, but if

you do it, I promise after you get out, I'll give you like a quick Swedish rub

and tug some love. You know what? You know what? You can keep the Swedish rub.

Again, shutdown time number 10 in New York City, guys.

200 bucks. Nothing personal.

200 bucks and you'll have a fan base after this. Look at you. That's how you

are. I will do it for $200 and simply because you're so pretty and so

charming, I'll fucking do it. Fuck yeah. You know what? You are the nicest New

Yorker I have ever met. I love you.

Absolutely.

Just kidding. Let's go do this. Let's get naked and jump in the river.

All right. We are officially walking to the Hudson River.

periphery here to do this i might be having um some uh second thoughts

something don't worry about it it's okay because my nipples are not that erect so

that must mean it's not that cold well my my issue is like uh you know there's

that common guy problem with a little bit of feel i just i mean i just want

you to know your third leg is going to get a little shorter beforehand that uh

objects may appear smaller than they actually are on camera today. Now that

you've actually agreed to do this, I can just say you're fucking nuts. What on

earth possessed you to do this shit?

Honestly, it was you.

Really? Was it the twinkle in my eye?

You've got two twinkles in there. Pretty hot.

Alright, so everyone's getting a little nervous because I don't know if this is

legal. Guys, is this legal? Who gives a shit, right? What has that stopped us

before? So you realize that you're going to have to fully start getting naked as

we walk.

And that looks cold and painful. It all looks pretty damn painful. I don't want

you to die, but I want you to do something funny. Yeah. Like, you know,

like one of those old school belly flops. Yeah, I'll do my best.

Rock and roll, baby, yeah!

All right, so let's get naked. All right. This is the part we're waiting

for.

You gotta hurry, because we're being watched.

I like being watched. I'm an exhibition.

I'm actually getting turned on.

Oh, hi!

Did you know we were going to find you today? Because those are some sexy man

panties. No, I'll have you know that I never wear gray, so I just totally did

not expect to get naked today.

Oh, do you want me to hold your glasses?

I'll do that for you.

And also, these are custom-made titanium.

I cannot lose those. They're one of a kind. You have to hold on to those. Do

you use this also as cock rings?

Absolutely. Well, they're too small.

Let's do a close-up.

Okay,

just do it. I'm scared for you.

All right, no strategy. You're just fucking rolling it.

Now he's got his shoes on.

Do it from the ground. Get on the board. Are you scared?

Are you scared?

Ready?

He was looking at it.

Oh, my God.

That hurt even to look at it.

How was it?

Is it cold? No? Really? A little bit?

Yes.

All right, now let's see your manhood. Is it small?

Yes.

Now we've got you next, sir. Would you like to do it next?

I will give you $5. I'm not jumping off. No fear. This man will show you his

penis, and I'll give you $5.

No. No?

What if I show you my penis?

New York. New York, you did me proud.

How cold was that, though? Seriously.

It was very cold. I actually took a breath away.

You know what actually keeps me warm, though?

I start posing.

Oh.

Oh. That is one man beat. That is a man beat.

You know what, though? The funny part about all this is that we're really not

going to give you any money. It's a joke.

You did it for free. You did it for New York. It was worth it. No, just kidding.

I'm going to give you all your jewelry back. You're going to get $200. You're

an excellent sport. Thank you. We were all worried about hypothermia, but look

at you. You're kick-ass. Didn't do a thing because you're from New York.

So here's your chrome cock rings.

Thank you. But here's the important part.

You need to take this money. Right.

Look at the camera and say, I got wet with money talks. I got wet with money

talks. Yeah!

Hi, guys.

How are we doing?

So we're going to see if we can find some guy to tea bag a

fucking pizza.

Hi, guys.

How are you? May I talk to you for a moment?

Punks? Whatever.

Hi guys, how are you?

Great, okay, I'm with Money Talks and what we do is we're a show and we like

to find handsome men like yourself to do crazy tricks with some cash.

You guys need some cash, right?

Okay,

use my imagination.

Ooh, I love dogs and I love balls.

So would you be willing to teabag a hot dog?

Teabag a hot dog.

That would be great and so sexy.

Oh, no, we're a show. We're a very professional show called Money Talk.

Okay? 20 bucks.

20 bucks a tea day hot dog. Can I see the hot dog? We need to get a hot dog.

Do we have a hot dog?

It's in New York. We'll find a hot dog real quick. Yeah, we'll get a hot dog at

fucking Flink or Street.

Pizza. How about pizza?

Wait, why is this all on me?

Well, all of you guys can do it.

It's 20 bucks each?

Yeah. What the

fuck are they talking about?

I can give you more loot. Come back here. Let's negotiate, okay?

I'll give you 50 bucks. 50 bucks.

50 each? Yeah.

A pizza.

Yeah, a pizza. Yeah.

All right, let's go get the pizza. Hold on, hold on. How about this, okay?

I'm going to give one of you guys 50 bucks a pizza, and I'll give another

guy... 200 bucks to eat it.

Holy shit.

That's good tea bag by your boy.

Fat skinned, skinned to cheese.

Like a bald, bald skinned to cheese pizza. It's a little bit of that.

That's easy, I'll get it in a second. 200 bucks?

Alright, you guys can tea bag, I'll eat the pizza. Fuck yeah, that's a good one.

I'll eat the pizza.

Drop him.

Both of them, go. Drop it.

Do it, do it, do it up.

oh yeah oh too bad for the ladies

Did you guys shower at all?

Honestly, good luck for you, Mike.

He's getting a taste of his boy's own medicine.

No, nothing.

Nothing.

He's getting paid though, baby.

He is getting paid.

You guys, is he good?

No, you gotta finish that shit, bro. Eat the whole pizza. That's what they say.

All that shit. You have to even rub them on the crust.

Do you want to? Do you want to? I didn't rub them on the crust.

Yeah, rub it again.

Rub it again.

Damn.

Give him a little extra cheese on the taco.

Tell me that is not on the fucking crust.

Go for it.

Fuck. No.

Woo.

Almost there,

baby. Almost there. All right, boys.

Come to me.

Oh, wait. I owe him a kiss. Okay.

Okay.

$50 for you. That was sweet.

$50 for you.

And $200 for you. All right. Awesome. Nice. Now, boys, look at the camera, and

you're going to say, money talks.

Money talks, baby.

Yes, it does.

All right. The sun is about to go down in New York City, and I have a long

checklist. Not a shopping list, but a checklist. So Moneypox looks at things I

need to do. I want to see some boobies. I want to see somebody lick a pole.

But a dirty-ass subway pole, that one's going to be hard to find.

All right, New York City is full of characters. That's why I love this

place. And I see one right here, all by her lonesome. How are you doing today?

Oh, hi.

Don't be scared.

Okay. Are you off in dreamland?

Yes. Well, your dreams are about to come true. You are talking to Moneypox.com.

We make dreams come true with money.

Wow. Yeah, but in return, you've got to do some fucked up shit.

Oh.

No. I don't know if I could... She says no. She doesn't even know what it is.

It's not that bad.

I'm going to take you to a New York subway, all right? We're going to find a

pole, and you're going to look at it.

I'm too beautiful.

You are too beautiful, but let's see that tongue.

All right, that's a nice tongue. I like it. Now we're talking money. I'm going

to give you money to do this, so before you just say no that you're too badass

to do it, listen for the money, all right?

Ten bucks.

No. Ten bucks, and I won't make it too salty with urine. I'll find, like you

know, a mediocre one.

Thirty. 30 buck?

Let's go 50.

30 to 50, I'll give you 40 buck.

40. You'll do it for 40? Absolutely. But you have to tongue the shit out of this

pole. Yeah!

Like it's your long-lost lover that just wants to lick him senseless. Let's go do

this now while she's tongue.

That tongue.

All right, we are here on the subway. You ready to do this?

Absolutely. I swear this pole looks clean.

Oh, my God. I don't think hundreds of people touch this in rush hour. You're

not in it. All right, let's not waste any time. You've got a minute, pretty

much. 30 seconds to a minute to do this, and I want you to lick the shit out of

it. Okay. Give the best licking fellatio you've given in your life.

Like you'll love it. All right, you ready?

I'm ready.

Go work that pole.

She's darting at the bottom.

Oh, this is foul.

This is foul.

I think she's getting off on it, ladies and gentlemen. I'm kind of freaked out.

And so is everybody else on the subway.

I think she's hungry, ladies and gentlemen.

Hungry. And this girl is talking dirty

shit right now.

She's making sad effects, and she likes it.

Let me see your tongue.

Now go try and find somebody on the subway to make out with you.

No, just kidding. Just kidding. Don't do that. That's bad. People will get mad at

you. This is New York City.

All right. That was fucking amazing. And that takes some balls to do the kind of

licking you just did.

Absolutely. Did it taste good? It tasted like metal mixed with fingertips.

Like salty balls?

Yeah. Yeah.

Here's your money. You deserve it.

Money licks.

It sure does.

We're looking for the next American Guido.

So we're going to do a Guido makeover.

Perfect.

Hi, excuse me. Pardon me. Hi.

Would you mind talking to me for one moment?

Yes. My name is Janie. How are you?

We are from Holland.

Pardon? We are from Holland.

Welcome from Holland.

Where was Money Talks? Money Talks is a show, okay? What we do, we like to find

people.

awesome people like yourself to do crazy stunts for some cash.

Oh, no, thank you.

But you don't even know what I want you to do.

I'm not doing crazy stunts. It's not that crazy.

And it could be a lot of money.

Okay.

Okay, so the stunt is I want to give you a Guido makeover.

Do you know what a Guido is? No.

He doesn't know what a Guido is.

Okay, have you ever seen Growing Up Gotti?

No, I've never seen it.

I see two guys over here. Okay, we're going to get them.

See, they'll do the daddy bit.

Hey guys, what's going on? How are you?

I'm good.

I'm Jamie.

I'm with Money Talk.

Have you heard of our show before?

No. Okay, well what it is, is it's a reality show and we get people to do

crazy shit for some money. You need to make some money?

I could use it.

Yeah? Okay, well what I want to do is I'd like to make a Guido makeover on you

guys. Would you be willing to do that?

First of all, do you know what a Guido is?

Yeah, Italian, Italian.

Okay, yeah, it's in Italian.

So what we're going to do is I'm going to pay you guys, okay, to dress up like

guidos. I'm going to spray paint your faces orange, you know, because you know

how they do that fake tan stuff.

Know what?

I don't know.

You don't even know how much money I'm going to give you. We're going to spray

paint your faces orange, like, you know, tan.

And we're going to dress you up in some, like, ghetto clothes. And we're going to

make you look like Guidos.

How much are we getting paid for this? I've got $20.

I don't know about that.

Nah, that's not enough.

$20 is enough.

$20. I got $25.

I don't know if I would do it for that one. Come on.

More than that. That's not enough. $50.

$50. I'll give it to both of you guys. $50 a piece.

To dress up like Guidos.

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah? You'll do it? Alright, perfect.

I bring you the sauce.

Take off your shirt.

Spike his hair.

Okay? Like, major spike his hair. Like, major.

Like, lots of gel.

Like, lots of gel.

Lots of fucking gel, because that's what they do. That's what Guidos do.

Now, spike that shit.

Come on, lack of it, spike it, spike it.

I think we need a little more.

Come on, you gotta get in there.

This is Guido style, baby.

Nice, you're looking good, baby. Sexy, for sure.

My hands are a little sticky.

Okay.

I can spray paint, so close your eyes.

Close them, and everybody stand back.

This is what fetus really look like, baby.

Chin.

That's good?

We got it?

Okay.

Okay, everybody watch out.

You look good, Pan.

Did I get it?

What do you think?

Do I look like weed eyes?

Alright, come here. Stand right here, guys. Stand right next to her.

You guys did a great job.

Like they dance, you know? Okay.

Give me the cash.

Fifty for you.

How do you feel?

I feel great. You look great.

And fifty for you.

How do you feel?

I feel good.

Well, you look great. Okay, look into the camera and say, Money Talks.

Money Talks. Money Talks.

Ooh, we've got a girl coming up on us now.

Hi,

baby. How are you?

I'm great, thank you. I'm Janie. I'm with Money Talks. What's your name?

Rachel. We like to find beautiful women like yourself to do some crazy things

for some money.

No, that's okay. Can we stop for a second? All right.

Okay. What I would like from you is I would love, because since you have such

a beautiful body, I would love to see your boobs.

Yeah? So maybe a titty flush?

No. Since you're hot, since you're hot, okay, and since we'd really love to see

you, I'm going to give you $100.

You want to do it for $100?

I mean, just for me, and we'll do it in the phone booth. Really?

All right.

Okay, cool.

Come here.

What we're going to do is we're going to go into this phone booth over here,

okay? So nobody can see, because there's, like, 15-year-old kids, like,

following us around, because, of course, they want to see us both, you know?

Okay.

And here we go.

And we're blocking, blocking.

Very nice.

Very nice.

I like it.

I do.

I'm going to put this right here with you.

Woo!

Great, baby.

It's a really rainy, shitty day in New York City, so we try and take advantage

of things and people, so we're going to try and do that right now. Take

advantage of these rainy, dirty-ass New York City puddles.

And I like these guys right here.

Excuse me, boys. Can I talk to you for a second?

Yeah. Whoa, where's everyone going?

Your friends just abandoned you. They just bailed. I think they're scared of

cameras. So guess what?

He's the lucky contestant. You're the lucky winner.

What? You get to play Money Talk.

What just happened?

Okay, money talks.

All right, I'm going to give you money to do some fucked up crazy shit. We're

an online interview. I'll do some fucked up shit for money. You'll do some fucked

up shit for money? Hell yeah. All right, it's a cold day. Okay. You're a skinny

guy. Yeah.

So you look like you need to put some meat on your bones. I'm going to give

you 20 bucks. I want you to jump in one of these dirty ass New York City puddles

and then lick it like a little kitty cat.

Not for 20 fucking bucks.

20 bucks gets you both. No, no, I don't do that. All right, all right, all

right. We're talking money, so we'll talk a little more. 50 bucks. 100 bucks.

100 bucks.

$100, but you have to make it kick-ass. I want two belly flops in these puddles,

and I want you to lick the shit out of it.

All right, whatever. They're going to be dirty.

Yeah, for $100, I'll do that shit. You'll do it? A lot of licking, though.

I want to see you swallow.

You swallow, by the way? Huh?

You swallow?

No, no.

Good to know. All right, let's do this. Dirty New York City puddle.

I like this puddle, right?

These are good puddles right here. Take a look at that.

You ready?

When I say go, you do it. Get in there.

Roll around, belly farm, go!

Go! Go to the next one! Go to the next one!

Go to the next one!

No, lick the, lick the puddle! No, turn, turn, turn!

Lick this one, lick this one! Bad kitty!

Like a kitty!

Like a kitty!

Oh!

Dude, that was gross, are you okay?

Just get, just get down!

Right here at this puddle. And just do a little licking action.

Like you're a cat.

Like you're a kitty cat.

Show that you're licking it. We need to believe this.

Look at that.

That's nice.

Give you a second. And hold up your money. Look at the camera. And say, I

swallowed for money talk.

I swallowed for money talk. Yes, you did.

Made $130.

Got buzzed in.

Okay. Hi, welcome.

How are you?

Can I help you with something today?

Okay.

I'm looking for something, you know, I have a budget, so definitely a diamond

chain. Something like this that I was looking for.

Okay. Which one of those do you like better?

I like this one. This is actually my favorite one.

Wait, you like the one with less diamonds?

Well, I prefer less damage because if I were to wear this one, AJ seems like I'm

just adding myself too much flash.

I like something, I like the simple, the better.

He wants to buy a special someone the gift, and he doesn't want to tell us who

it is, so we're kind of pissed about that whole thing, too.

Would you like to take a look at it?

Yeah, could I? Both of those, actually. How much is it? How much is it before

you take it out of there?

This one is going for $5,000, and this one is going for $7,000.

Let me see both of them. You want to see both? Sure.

Spending that money, huh?

She must be special. I wonder who she is.

Well, always remember, a diamond is a girl's best friend.

Really? So you always want to... How come you don't have any diamonds on you?

Well,

you know, money is pretty tight these days, although I do wish I could have

it, but maybe someday, right?

Maybe you could try it on for us at least. See how it looks on your neck?

Sure. Yeah, definitely. I can't picture it. You have like the same skin tone,

too. Of the special person? Yeah.

Okay.

Although you're much prettier in the face.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, yeah.

What's your name? I'll have to cut off your face.

What's your name anyway, sweetheart?

My name's Laila. Nice to meet you, Laila. And what's your name?

Johnny. Johnny. Nice to meet you, Johnny. Nice to meet you.

So how do you work here? Do you work off commission?

Or hourly?

I work off commission.

Commission? Yes, I do. How much did you make off that last guy?

She made a killing. I'm sure you made a killing off that last guy.

I sure did.

Look at that spot.

Need help putting it on?

Yes, can you help me, John?

Oh, what a gentleman.

Yeah, I like that chain.

You know how customers put chains on for you?

Sometimes. Yeah. Only a true gentleman does.

Of course.

There you go. Let's see that.

So what do you think?

Hell yeah.

That is pretty hot, huh?

Fuck yeah. I like the way it goes down almost, showing me a little bit of

cleavage, but kind of keep it away. I like that shit.

Do you think your girl will like this one?

Friend, not a girlfriend.

Who is it, though? Who's it for? It's a special friend.

Ah, man. Come on, I'm giving you hints, dude. Some fucking bullshit.

She's got the same, like, skin tone. I got you.

Okay.

I like it. That's cool. You might figure it out. I like that, though. How much

did you say that was?

This one is $5,000.

$5,000?

Yes. Can we get a little special or something? Can you do fucking some kind

of thing for her? I can do $4,000.

$4,000?

It definitely looks great on you.

$4,000?

Nah, that's bullshit.

Anyway, look at her. Now she takes out the calculator, huh?

The old beauty trick. I know how it works down here.

I can definitely do $4,000 for you. $4,000?

What do you think?

I don't think so.

You don't think so? You don't think so? No. What do you think? I think $3,500.

$3,500?

Hold on. To really picture this right, can you unbutton these two buttons?

Because that's how my girl wears it.

I mean, my special friend.

No? No.

That's fucking that's messed up. I don't think I want the chain anymore.

I know man I'm about ready to go to one of the old Asian ladies. You know their

jewelry is not even worth it. Not worth it?

Well, how can you be a good sales girl if I can't envision what I'm buying?

Well, I'm a professional so the lowest I can do is $40,000.

But since you are very good looking maybe I can do it for $3,500.

That's what I'm talking about.

Let's see how it looks again. Let me see.

See right there?

That's cool. Do you have one of those personally or no?

Unfortunately, I don't have one of these for myself, although I do wish.

But maybe someday.

Maybe the man of my dreams can buy me one.

Uh-oh. Really?

The man of her dreams.

I think maybe we can help you out with that.

Really? Yeah, we might be able to do a little something for you.

You'd definitely sell a lot more jewelry if you had something like that on you.

Hell yeah.

Instead of just fake.

It is fake?

Why don't you put that one on? Let me see.

No,

that's not your take.

How much does that one go for?

This? Yeah.

20 bucks.

20 bucks?

And the one you have right now is $3,500, huh? Yes, it is.

Yeah. What if I told you I wanted to buy you one of those, huh?

Yeah.

Hmm.

I don't think that would be a problem. With small strings attached, if you know

what I mean.

What do you mean?

A few strings.

A few strings attached.

And what are those few strings attached?

Do you explain?

You like the chain, right?

I do love the chain. Yeah? The chain is gorgeous.

Is there anything you like more than the chain?

I'd rather have money.

Money? I don't know.

I have bills.

Those are more important things right now. I never guessed.

I thought you said a diamond was a woman's best friend. It is a woman's

best friend, but a woman does have priorities.

Cash. So should money be your best friend?

That is a feeling number two.

Yeah, definitely.

Money is my best friend. So you're lying to us? So money talks, money talks.

Yeah,

I love money.

All right, so you're offering me that chain for $3,500?

Yes, I am $3,500.

Hell yeah.

I think we can spend that money a little more.

Instead of buying my special present.

We don't have credit cards, right? We have a bunch of cash.

I got about $4,700 in this hand right here, right?

And I think... Hey,

hold on. Slow down there.

Slow down there. Be careful now.

What do you think?

Do you think maybe give us a little peek of something underneath that dress?

Maybe some money?

I don't think so.

Come on. Look how short that thing is.

She's not going to show us any. How about just a little bit more leg?

And a little more cleavage. Look at that look on your face. And you like him.

You've been calling him by his first name.

I know.

Well, she's a sales girl. That's her job. Well, I'm a sales girl, you know. I

always call my customers by their first name.

Really? Yes.

I saw you give the other customer your little business card, huh? Does that

mean something's going to happen?

Well, I showed him the right stuff, and...

Gave him a nice smile, and he purchased it.

I want to do the same thing. I want to do the same thing, right?

Is our cash not good here? Yes, but my last customer, he didn't ask me to show

my leg or to lift my skirt up. We want to see a little bit more than that,

baby.

Yeah, get something off the top.

Take $100 for nothing. I'm serious.

Hold on to that. Hold on to that.

What I really want to do is get back to that chain subject, right? Okay.

You're giving me that chain for $3,500, right? Right.

I gave you $100, right? Right.

So that's $3,400 left.

What do you say, I don't know, maybe, can you shut these blinds or something?

I don't know, earn the rest of this money?

What do you think?

I think I'll make something happen.

You tell me when enough is enough, all right?

I'll just sit back here and watch. Is that cool?

Okay. Cool, we'll do something?

Yes. Which of us get to, I don't know.

I could definitely make something happen.

What am I talking about?

What about these people watching us out here?

Well, I have blinds here, so when I close the door... There's blinds? So

when I close the store, I always make sure I keep the blinds down.

What about the cameras? Are you going to leave those on?

Oh, shit.

The boss is going to catch you.

I want to buy those tapes. Hold on.

I want to clear the footage.

Oh, you can shut them off?

Let's do it.

I'm the boss here. You're the boss?

Yes, I'm the boss. Can we get these blinds and maybe you'll be the boss of

him? Sure. Let's go.

Take a look at that sexy body. Damn.

What about these here, too? We need to

seal this place up.

What are you thinking?

You know, we haven't

fully compensated just yet, sweetie.

Fully compensated?

Well, we don't give the money first. Let me help you with the blinds, and then

we'll talk about money.

I could probably, I don't know, give you half or something first, but I can't

just give you everything.

Let me help you. Oh, thank you.

Sexy girl right there.

Yeah, let's get the other blinds. Good job.

Let's get the other blinds right here.

So you usually do this with your customers?

Yeah.

A little feisty, too.

Look at her getting those curtains.

Now we got a little bit more privacy, huh?

Yes, we do have a little bit more privacy.

You got a little loose side to you, don't you?

A loose side of me? Yeah. What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

The guy with the camera coming to the store. The guy with the weaknesses.

Yeah. So, um, what do you think we should do?

I think you should come up around the corner first.

But for just $100?

No, I got you.

I got you some more money.

What do we agree on?

For what? What's going to happen here?

What's going to happen here?

I might show you some sweetness.

Here you go.

Here's 14, right?

I still need another two Gs, alright?

But first I want you to come over here and show me what you're talking about.

Why don't you show my buddy what diamonds really, what they're really

for.

Can we see a little bit more of what we talked about?

You paid the highest commission in this building.

I bet she is. I bet a lot of people do. I bet she is, right? I am.

Can I see those things right there, please?

Mm-hmm.

That's what

I'm

talking about.

What do you think?

I like that little body.

Oh, yeah.

Definitely.

Definitely.

I want to see just a little more for $1,700 so far.

Definitely gotta wear the sexy panties when you're selling jewelry, huh?

Oh my god, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Doing what?

You're earning your commission.

You know you've done this before, huh?

Damn.

That's my business.

Sure it is, baby.

We can't be the first people that came in at a proposition.

Why don't you turn around and let... Does that shit hold your weight? You

ever put your weight on that thing before?

Nope, I've never put my weight on this. It's always been afraid to break it.

Well, you better try. She's not afraid to try.

Want me to get you that chair for you, baby?

Remember, you're the boss. Just tell me what to do. I got you, look.

Well, you know we're the first ones to get her on this counter.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's see what you got going on there.

Open the leg up right there.

Girl, it works for her, buddy.

Hell yeah.

It's in my brain.

Do you like a slippery?

What did we give her already?

Gave her $1,400.

$1,400?

Yeah. We owe her another fucking $2,000.

I don't understand.

I'll give you $5,000 right now to keep on. Another $2,000 at completion.

$5,000. Yeah.

Give her $5,000 now.

$5,000 more on you now. $1,500 at completion. $1,500 when we're done.

All right. One.

Don't stop. Keep on doing your thing. Give her another $5,000 when I come on

your face.

Okay.

All over her face.

15 on my face.

Hey, you made a lot of money today.

Don't tell me this isn't like your best day ever.

I wish every day was a good day.

Let me see that ass too, baby. Why don't you turn around for me real quick?

Yeah, hell yeah.

Turn around for me real quick.

Oh, yeah.

Shake that ass for me, baby.

It's the first time I've been in a jewelry store.

Is this all your first time you've been in a jewelry store? Yeah, with a naked

girl in front of me.

Hell yeah.

You're closing your eyes.

Let's see what gets you up on this town again.

out there. See if anybody's there.

You watching that door? You watching that door?

Cops out there?

Keep it down, baby. Keep it down.

Security's outside.

You want to make that money, you got to spend it.

Damn girl, you just spit it all on the floor.

I think we should deduct for that.

Hell yeah.

What do you think we're gonna do, baby?

Round two?

Earn that money you spilled on the floor?

It's worth it, right, baby?

Say money talks?

Money talks, baby.

Hell yeah. Go to hell, you know.

$1,500?

No deduction? The calculator ain't going to work this time?

Can't we get a store discount?

Head out for you. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. She

still jerks you off.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Here's $1,500.

You can let go of his peepee now if you want, baby.

Go ahead and count it. Make sure it's all there.

Okay, we got to get out of here.

Can you at least put his clothes on first?

I want to get out of here now.

Well done.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to streak him.

It's worth every drop.

What do you think, D?

Thumbs up. You're just quiet watching the door, huh?

All thumbs.

I can't believe we did this, huh? How do you feel now?

Very good.

Very good?

Very good day.

That's how you earn your money. Hell yeah.

Give me a big kiss to the camera.

Can you go ahead and buzz up so we can head out of here or what?

He's all fucked up right now.

Thank you, baby.

Oh, one more time, one more time.

I'll wait for you out there, nigga, man.

Cool. Let's go, dude. Come on.