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No,
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thank you.
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No, thank you. Alright, let's see if we
can go find somebody else to do this.
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I'm not leaving New York until someone
does this.
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Hello there, sir. How are you doing?
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I'm offering free sexual favors today.
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Five cents per blowjob. I'm looking for
somebody that I'm going to pay a lot of
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money to jump into the Hudson River.
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Oh, no.
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What if I was to offer you, like, an
exorbitant amount of money?
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What's exorbitant?
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Okay, like $10.
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No. $200.
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No.
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$200 and you can still wear your scarf.
You don't have to get fully naked. No,
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absolutely not. No?
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And we'll have somebody towel dry you
afterwards.
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Who would that be? Like a Swedish
massage.
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Oh, well.
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I brought my nipple tassels that say I
love New York.
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All right, I'm starting to understand
why there's so many single girls in New
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York City because I've been shot down by
pretty much every person that I've gone
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to talk to about this one. I know it's
hard, but I am not leaving New York City
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until I find someone to do this. The New
Jersey tunnel's right there. Don't make
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me go to Jersey to find your ass to do
this, but I know I will. I'm kind of
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scared to shot this guy, but I'm going
to anyway just because I want to see his
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face up close.
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Excuse me, sir. Can I stop you for a
second?
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Don't be alarmed.
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Don't be scared. I'm a New Yorker. I'm
often alarmed.
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Yeah, you look like a New Yorker. I can
tell. I had to stop you because these
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are some pretty sick tattoos you're
rocking right now. Yes, they are. Thank
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you. Now, can I ask, do they go all over
the body?
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I am tattooed in places mere mortals
only dream of tattooing. So what you're
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saying is you have a permanently
tattooed sword?
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Absolutely. All right. Now, since this
seems like my guy, you're going to do
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this. I'm going to offer you more money
than I offer other people. What am I
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going to do? All right, all right.
Here's the deal.
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We're Money Talks. We give you money to
do crazy shit. I don't want your money.
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I'm going to pay you to do something
fucked up. I'm sorry. Do I look crazy?
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You want the honest answer? I'm going to
go with yeah.
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Yeah, you do.
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I am going to pay you to strip down to
your skivvies and jump in the Hudson
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River.
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I don't think so. It's a little cold
today. It's a little chilly. You know
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why I like money? It doesn't think. It
talks. I'm going to give you $100 to do
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this. I'm going to start high with you
because I like you. Fuck that.
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No? No. All right, $1.50. $100.
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I'm not losing you because I love you.
$1.50?
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$1.50.
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Come on. All right, $1.50. All right,
all right, all right. What about $200 to
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do this?
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Honestly,
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that's the budget that my producers gave
me. I can't go higher than $200, but if
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you do it, I promise after you get out,
I'll give you like a quick Swedish rub
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and tug some love. You know what? You
know what? You can keep the Swedish rub.
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Again, shutdown time number 10 in New
York City, guys.
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200 bucks. Nothing personal.
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200 bucks and you'll have a fan base
after this. Look at you. That's how you
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are. I will do it for $200 and simply
because you're so pretty and so
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charming, I'll fucking do it. Fuck yeah.
You know what? You are the nicest New
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Yorker I have ever met. I love you.
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Absolutely.
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Just kidding. Let's go do this. Let's
get naked and jump in the river.
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All right. We are officially walking to
the Hudson River.
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periphery here to do this i might be
having um some uh second thoughts
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something don't worry about it it's okay
because my nipples are not that erect so
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that must mean it's not that cold well
my my issue is like uh you know there's
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that common guy problem with a little
bit of feel i just i mean i just want
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you to know your third leg is going to
get a little shorter beforehand that uh
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objects may appear smaller than they
actually are on camera today. Now that
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you've actually agreed to do this, I can
just say you're fucking nuts. What on
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earth possessed you to do this shit?
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Honestly, it was you.
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Really? Was it the twinkle in my eye?
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You've got two twinkles in there. Pretty
hot.
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Alright, so everyone's getting a little
nervous because I don't know if this is
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legal. Guys, is this legal? Who gives a
shit, right? What has that stopped us
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before? So you realize that you're going
to have to fully start getting naked as
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we walk.
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And that looks cold and painful. It all
looks pretty damn painful. I don't want
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you to die, but I want you to do
something funny. Yeah. Like, you know,
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like one of those old school belly
flops. Yeah, I'll do my best.
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Rock and roll, baby, yeah!
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All right, so let's get naked. All
right. This is the part we're waiting
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for.
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You gotta hurry, because we're being
watched.
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I like being watched. I'm an exhibition.
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I'm actually getting turned on.
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Oh, hi!
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Did you know we were going to find you
today? Because those are some sexy man
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panties. No, I'll have you know that I
never wear gray, so I just totally did
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not expect to get naked today.
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Oh, do you want me to hold your glasses?
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I'll do that for you.
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And also, these are custom-made
titanium.
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I cannot lose those. They're one of a
kind. You have to hold on to those. Do
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you use this also as cock rings?
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Absolutely. Well, they're too small.
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Let's do a close-up.
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Okay,
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just do it. I'm scared for you.
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All right, no strategy. You're just
fucking rolling it.
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Now he's got his shoes on.
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Do it from the ground. Get on the board.
Are you scared?
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Are you scared?
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Ready?
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He was looking at it.
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Oh, my God.
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That hurt even to look at it.
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How was it?
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Is it cold? No? Really? A little bit?
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Yes.
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All right, now let's see your manhood.
Is it small?
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Yes.
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Now we've got you next, sir. Would you
like to do it next?
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I will give you $5. I'm not jumping off.
No fear. This man will show you his
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penis, and I'll give you $5.
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No. No?
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What if I show you my penis?
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New York. New York, you did me proud.
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How cold was that, though? Seriously.
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It was very cold. I actually took a
breath away.
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You know what actually keeps me warm,
though?
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I start posing.
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Oh.
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Oh. That is one man beat. That is a man
beat.
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You know what, though? The funny part
about all this is that we're really not
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going to give you any money. It's a
joke.
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You did it for free. You did it for New
York. It was worth it. No, just kidding.
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I'm going to give you all your jewelry
back. You're going to get $200. You're
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an excellent sport. Thank you. We were
all worried about hypothermia, but look
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at you. You're kick-ass. Didn't do a
thing because you're from New York.
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So here's your chrome cock rings.
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Thank you. But here's the important
part.
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You need to take this money. Right.
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Look at the camera and say, I got wet
with money talks. I got wet with money
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talks. Yeah!
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Hi, guys.
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How are we doing?
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So we're going to see if we can find
some guy to tea bag a
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fucking pizza.
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Hi, guys.
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How are you? May I talk to you for a
moment?
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Punks? Whatever.
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Hi guys, how are you?
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Great, okay, I'm with Money Talks and
what we do is we're a show and we like
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to find handsome men like yourself to do
crazy tricks with some cash.
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You guys need some cash, right?
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Okay,
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use my imagination.
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Ooh, I love dogs and I love balls.
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So would you be willing to teabag a hot
dog?
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Teabag a hot dog.
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That would be great and so sexy.
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Oh, no, we're a show. We're a very
professional show called Money Talk.
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Okay? 20 bucks.
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20 bucks a tea day hot dog. Can I see
the hot dog? We need to get a hot dog.
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Do we have a hot dog?
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It's in New York. We'll find a hot dog
real quick. Yeah, we'll get a hot dog at
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fucking Flink or Street.
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Pizza. How about pizza?
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Wait, why is this all on me?
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Well, all of you guys can do it.
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It's 20 bucks each?
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Yeah. What the
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fuck are they talking about?
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I can give you more loot. Come back
here. Let's negotiate, okay?
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I'll give you 50 bucks. 50 bucks.
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50 each? Yeah.
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A pizza.
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Yeah, a pizza. Yeah.
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All right, let's go get the pizza. Hold
on, hold on. How about this, okay?
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I'm going to give one of you guys 50
bucks a pizza, and I'll give another
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guy... 200 bucks to eat it.
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Holy shit.
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That's good tea bag by your boy.
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Fat skinned, skinned to cheese.
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Like a bald, bald skinned to cheese
pizza. It's a little bit of that.
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That's easy, I'll get it in a second.
200 bucks?
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Alright, you guys can tea bag, I'll eat
the pizza. Fuck yeah, that's a good one.
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I'll eat the pizza.
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Drop him.
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Both of them, go. Drop it.
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Do it, do it, do it up.
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oh yeah oh too bad for the ladies
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Did you guys shower at all?
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Honestly, good luck for you, Mike.
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He's getting a taste of his boy's own
medicine.
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No, nothing.
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Nothing.
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He's getting paid though, baby.
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He is getting paid.
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You guys, is he good?
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No, you gotta finish that shit, bro. Eat
the whole pizza. That's what they say.
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All that shit. You have to even rub them
on the crust.
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Do you want to? Do you want to? I didn't
rub them on the crust.
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Yeah, rub it again.
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Rub it again.
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Damn.
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Give him a little extra cheese on the
taco.
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Tell me that is not on the fucking
crust.
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Go for it.
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Fuck. No.
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Woo.
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Almost there,
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baby. Almost there. All right, boys.
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Come to me.
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Oh, wait. I owe him a kiss. Okay.
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Okay.
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$50 for you. That was sweet.
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$50 for you.
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And $200 for you. All right. Awesome.
Nice. Now, boys, look at the camera, and
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you're going to say, money talks.
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Money talks, baby.
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Yes, it does.
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All right. The sun is about to go down
in New York City, and I have a long
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checklist. Not a shopping list, but a
checklist. So Moneypox looks at things I
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need to do. I want to see some boobies.
I want to see somebody lick a pole.
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But a dirty-ass subway pole, that one's
going to be hard to find.
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All right, New York City is full of
characters. That's why I love this
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place. And I see one right here, all by
her lonesome. How are you doing today?
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Oh, hi.
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Don't be scared.
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Okay. Are you off in dreamland?
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Yes. Well, your dreams are about to come
true. You are talking to Moneypox.com.
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We make dreams come true with money.
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Wow. Yeah, but in return, you've got to
do some fucked up shit.
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Oh.
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No. I don't know if I could... She says
no. She doesn't even know what it is.
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It's not that bad.
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I'm going to take you to a New York
subway, all right? We're going to find a
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pole, and you're going to look at it.
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I'm too beautiful.
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You are too beautiful, but let's see
that tongue.
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All right, that's a nice tongue. I like
it. Now we're talking money. I'm going
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to give you money to do this, so before
you just say no that you're too badass
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to do it, listen for the money, all
right?
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Ten bucks.
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No. Ten bucks, and I won't make it too
salty with urine. I'll find, like you
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know, a mediocre one.
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Thirty. 30 buck?
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Let's go 50.
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30 to 50, I'll give you 40 buck.
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40. You'll do it for 40? Absolutely. But
you have to tongue the shit out of this
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pole. Yeah!
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Like it's your long-lost lover that just
wants to lick him senseless. Let's go do
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this now while she's tongue.
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That tongue.
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All right, we are here on the subway.
You ready to do this?
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Absolutely. I swear this pole looks
clean.
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Oh, my God. I don't think hundreds of
people touch this in rush hour. You're
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not in it. All right, let's not waste
any time. You've got a minute, pretty
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much. 30 seconds to a minute to do this,
and I want you to lick the shit out of
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it. Okay. Give the best licking fellatio
you've given in your life.
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Like you'll love it. All right, you
ready?
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I'm ready.
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Go work that pole.
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She's darting at the bottom.
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Oh, this is foul.
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This is foul.
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I think she's getting off on it, ladies
and gentlemen. I'm kind of freaked out.
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And so is everybody else on the subway.
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I think she's hungry, ladies and
gentlemen.
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Hungry. And this girl is talking dirty
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shit right now.
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She's making sad effects, and she likes
it.
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Let me see your tongue.
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Now go try and find somebody on the
subway to make out with you.
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No, just kidding. Just kidding. Don't do
that. That's bad. People will get mad at
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you. This is New York City.
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All right. That was fucking amazing. And
that takes some balls to do the kind of
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licking you just did.
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Absolutely. Did it taste good? It tasted
like metal mixed with fingertips.
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Like salty balls?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Here's your money. You deserve it.
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Money licks.
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It sure does.
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We're looking for the next American
Guido.
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So we're going to do a Guido makeover.
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Perfect.
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Hi, excuse me. Pardon me. Hi.
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Would you mind talking to me for one
moment?
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Yes. My name is Janie. How are you?
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We are from Holland.
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Pardon? We are from Holland.
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Welcome from Holland.
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Where was Money Talks? Money Talks is a
show, okay? What we do, we like to find
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people.
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awesome people like yourself to do crazy
stunts for some cash.
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Oh, no, thank you.
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But you don't even know what I want you
to do.
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I'm not doing crazy stunts. It's not
that crazy.
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And it could be a lot of money.
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Okay.
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Okay, so the stunt is I want to give you
a Guido makeover.
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Do you know what a Guido is? No.
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He doesn't know what a Guido is.
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Okay, have you ever seen Growing Up
Gotti?
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No, I've never seen it.
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I see two guys over here. Okay, we're
going to get them.
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See, they'll do the daddy bit.
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Hey guys, what's going on? How are you?
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I'm good.
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I'm Jamie.
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I'm with Money Talk.
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Have you heard of our show before?
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No. Okay, well what it is, is it's a
reality show and we get people to do
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crazy shit for some money. You need to
make some money?
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I could use it.
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Yeah? Okay, well what I want to do is
I'd like to make a Guido makeover on you
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guys. Would you be willing to do that?
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First of all, do you know what a Guido
is?
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Yeah, Italian, Italian.
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Okay, yeah, it's in Italian.
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So what we're going to do is I'm going
to pay you guys, okay, to dress up like
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guidos. I'm going to spray paint your
faces orange, you know, because you know
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how they do that fake tan stuff.
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Know what?
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I don't know.
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You don't even know how much money I'm
going to give you. We're going to spray
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paint your faces orange, like, you know,
tan.
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And we're going to dress you up in some,
like, ghetto clothes. And we're going to
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make you look like Guidos.
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How much are we getting paid for this?
I've got $20.
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I don't know about that.
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Nah, that's not enough.
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$20 is enough.
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$20. I got $25.
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I don't know if I would do it for that
one. Come on.
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More than that. That's not enough. $50.
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$50. I'll give it to both of you guys.
$50 a piece.
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To dress up like Guidos.
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Yeah, definitely.
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Yeah? You'll do it? Alright, perfect.
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I bring you the sauce.
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Take off your shirt.
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Spike his hair.
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Okay? Like, major spike his hair. Like,
major.
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Like, lots of gel.
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Like, lots of gel.
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Lots of fucking gel, because that's what
they do. That's what Guidos do.
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Now, spike that shit.
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Come on, lack of it, spike it, spike it.
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I think we need a little more.
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Come on, you gotta get in there.
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This is Guido style, baby.
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Nice, you're looking good, baby. Sexy,
for sure.
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My hands are a little sticky.
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Okay.
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I can spray paint, so close your eyes.
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Close them, and everybody stand back.
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This is what fetus really look like,
baby.
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Chin.
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That's good?
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We got it?
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Okay.
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00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,320
Okay, everybody watch out.
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00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,680
You look good, Pan.
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Did I get it?
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00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:13,919
What do you think?
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00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,060
Do I look like weed eyes?
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00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,000
Alright, come here. Stand right here,
guys. Stand right next to her.
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You guys did a great job.
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00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,640
Like they dance, you know? Okay.
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Give me the cash.
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Fifty for you.
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How do you feel?
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I feel great. You look great.
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And fifty for you.
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How do you feel?
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I feel good.
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00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,660
Well, you look great. Okay, look into
the camera and say, Money Talks.
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Money Talks. Money Talks.
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00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,640
Ooh, we've got a girl coming up on us
now.
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00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,740
Hi,
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baby. How are you?
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I'm great, thank you. I'm Janie. I'm
with Money Talks. What's your name?
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Rachel. We like to find beautiful women
like yourself to do some crazy things
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for some money.
382
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,840
No, that's okay. Can we stop for a
second? All right.
383
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:06,320
Okay. What I would like from you is I
would love, because since you have such
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a beautiful body, I would love to see
your boobs.
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Yeah? So maybe a titty flush?
386
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:18,510
No. Since you're hot, since you're hot,
okay, and since we'd really love to see
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you, I'm going to give you $100.
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You want to do it for $100?
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I mean, just for me, and we'll do it in
the phone booth. Really?
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All right.
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Okay, cool.
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00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:31,789
Come here.
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What we're going to do is we're going to
go into this phone booth over here,
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okay? So nobody can see, because
there's, like, 15-year-old kids, like,
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following us around, because, of course,
they want to see us both, you know?
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Okay.
397
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:43,339
And here we go.
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And we're blocking, blocking.
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Very nice.
400
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,620
Very nice.
401
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:54,700
I like it.
402
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,020
I do.
403
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,800
I'm going to put this right here with
you.
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Woo!
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00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,480
Great, baby.
406
00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:13,910
It's a really rainy, shitty day in New
York City, so we try and take advantage
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of things and people, so we're going to
try and do that right now. Take
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advantage of these rainy, dirty-ass New
York City puddles.
409
00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:20,490
And I like these guys right here.
410
00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:23,250
Excuse me, boys. Can I talk to you for a
second?
411
00:20:23,510 --> 00:20:24,830
Yeah. Whoa, where's everyone going?
412
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,050
Your friends just abandoned you. They
just bailed. I think they're scared of
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cameras. So guess what?
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00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:31,810
He's the lucky contestant. You're the
lucky winner.
415
00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:34,070
What? You get to play Money Talk.
416
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:35,910
What just happened?
417
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:37,309
Okay, money talks.
418
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:40,030
All right, I'm going to give you money
to do some fucked up crazy shit. We're
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an online interview. I'll do some fucked
up shit for money. You'll do some fucked
420
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:45,190
up shit for money? Hell yeah. All right,
it's a cold day. Okay. You're a skinny
421
00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:46,190
guy. Yeah.
422
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:48,450
So you look like you need to put some
meat on your bones. I'm going to give
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you 20 bucks. I want you to jump in one
of these dirty ass New York City puddles
424
00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,670
and then lick it like a little kitty
cat.
425
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:56,410
Not for 20 fucking bucks.
426
00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:59,210
20 bucks gets you both. No, no, I don't
do that. All right, all right, all
427
00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:02,110
right. We're talking money, so we'll
talk a little more. 50 bucks. 100 bucks.
428
00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:03,830
100 bucks.
429
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:07,270
$100, but you have to make it kick-ass.
I want two belly flops in these puddles,
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and I want you to lick the shit out of
it.
431
00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:10,750
All right, whatever. They're going to be
dirty.
432
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:13,810
Yeah, for $100, I'll do that shit.
You'll do it? A lot of licking, though.
433
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:14,809
I want to see you swallow.
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00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:16,250
You swallow, by the way? Huh?
435
00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:17,189
You swallow?
436
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,190
No, no.
437
00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:20,830
Good to know. All right, let's do this.
Dirty New York City puddle.
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00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:23,090
I like this puddle, right?
439
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:26,390
These are good puddles right here. Take
a look at that.
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00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:28,010
You ready?
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00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:29,990
When I say go, you do it. Get in there.
442
00:21:30,430 --> 00:21:31,610
Roll around, belly farm, go!
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00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,930
Go! Go to the next one! Go to the next
one!
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00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:35,650
Go to the next one!
445
00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:38,470
No, lick the, lick the puddle! No, turn,
turn, turn!
446
00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:46,870
Lick this one, lick this one! Bad kitty!
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Like a kitty!
448
00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:49,830
Like a kitty!
449
00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:51,850
Oh!
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00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:55,150
Dude, that was gross, are you okay?
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Just get, just get down!
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Right here at this puddle. And just do a
little licking action.
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Like you're a cat.
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Like you're a kitty cat.
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Show that you're licking it. We need to
believe this.
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Look at that.
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That's nice.
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00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,000
Give you a second. And hold up your
money. Look at the camera. And say, I
459
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,080
swallowed for money talk.
460
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:20,500
I swallowed for money talk. Yes, you
did.
461
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:21,900
Made $130.
462
00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:25,020
Got buzzed in.
463
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:30,130
Okay. Hi, welcome.
464
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,350
How are you?
465
00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:32,970
Can I help you with something today?
466
00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:34,650
Okay.
467
00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:42,810
I'm looking for something, you know, I
have a budget, so definitely a diamond
468
00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:44,670
chain. Something like this that I was
looking for.
469
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,710
Okay. Which one of those do you like
better?
470
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:51,370
I like this one. This is actually my
favorite one.
471
00:22:51,610 --> 00:22:53,210
Wait, you like the one with less
diamonds?
472
00:22:54,530 --> 00:22:59,070
Well, I prefer less damage because if I
were to wear this one, AJ seems like I'm
473
00:22:59,070 --> 00:23:01,150
just adding myself too much flash.
474
00:23:01,670 --> 00:23:04,590
I like something, I like the simple, the
better.
475
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:08,510
He wants to buy a special someone the
gift, and he doesn't want to tell us who
476
00:23:08,510 --> 00:23:11,290
it is, so we're kind of pissed about
that whole thing, too.
477
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:13,150
Would you like to take a look at it?
478
00:23:13,670 --> 00:23:16,630
Yeah, could I? Both of those, actually.
How much is it? How much is it before
479
00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:17,630
you take it out of there?
480
00:23:17,810 --> 00:23:23,590
This one is going for $5,000, and this
one is going for $7,000.
481
00:23:24,590 --> 00:23:26,790
Let me see both of them. You want to see
both? Sure.
482
00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:28,570
Spending that money, huh?
483
00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:32,870
She must be special. I wonder who she
is.
484
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:35,410
Well, always remember, a diamond is a
girl's best friend.
485
00:23:35,890 --> 00:23:40,290
Really? So you always want to... How
come you don't have any diamonds on you?
486
00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:41,550
Well,
487
00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:46,490
you know, money is pretty tight these
days, although I do wish I could have
488
00:23:46,490 --> 00:23:47,930
it, but maybe someday, right?
489
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,360
Maybe you could try it on for us at
least. See how it looks on your neck?
490
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,880
Sure. Yeah, definitely. I can't picture
it. You have like the same skin tone,
491
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,980
too. Of the special person? Yeah.
492
00:23:58,660 --> 00:23:59,660
Okay.
493
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,420
Although you're much prettier in the
face.
494
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,800
Oh, thank you.
495
00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:04,140
Oh, yeah.
496
00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:05,980
What's your name? I'll have to cut off
your face.
497
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:07,700
What's your name anyway, sweetheart?
498
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:11,020
My name's Laila. Nice to meet you,
Laila. And what's your name?
499
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,000
Johnny. Johnny. Nice to meet you,
Johnny. Nice to meet you.
500
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,180
So how do you work here? Do you work off
commission?
501
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Or hourly?
502
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,800
I work off commission.
503
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:25,200
Commission? Yes, I do. How much did you
make off that last guy?
504
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,180
She made a killing. I'm sure you made a
killing off that last guy.
505
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,200
I sure did.
506
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,440
Look at that spot.
507
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,220
Need help putting it on?
508
00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:38,420
Yes, can you help me, John?
509
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,240
Oh, what a gentleman.
510
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,560
Yeah, I like that chain.
511
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,120
You know how customers put chains on for
you?
512
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,780
Sometimes. Yeah. Only a true gentleman
does.
513
00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:02,140
Of course.
514
00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:03,500
There you go. Let's see that.
515
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,880
So what do you think?
516
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,960
Hell yeah.
517
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,700
That is pretty hot, huh?
518
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,620
Fuck yeah. I like the way it goes down
almost, showing me a little bit of
519
00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:13,380
cleavage, but kind of keep it away. I
like that shit.
520
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,820
Do you think your girl will like this
one?
521
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,800
Friend, not a girlfriend.
522
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,940
Who is it, though? Who's it for? It's a
special friend.
523
00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:22,360
Ah, man. Come on, I'm giving you hints,
dude. Some fucking bullshit.
524
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,120
She's got the same, like, skin tone. I
got you.
525
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,640
Okay.
526
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,020
I like it. That's cool. You might figure
it out. I like that, though. How much
527
00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:30,939
did you say that was?
528
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:32,000
This one is $5,000.
529
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,360
$5,000?
530
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:37,120
Yes. Can we get a little special or
something? Can you do fucking some kind
531
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,800
of thing for her? I can do $4,000.
532
00:25:39,060 --> 00:25:39,899
$4,000?
533
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,380
It definitely looks great on you.
534
00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:42,660
$4,000?
535
00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:44,139
Nah, that's bullshit.
536
00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:45,880
Anyway, look at her. Now she takes out
the calculator, huh?
537
00:25:46,350 --> 00:25:49,010
The old beauty trick. I know how it
works down here.
538
00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:52,070
I can definitely do $4,000 for you.
$4,000?
539
00:25:52,570 --> 00:25:53,509
What do you think?
540
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:54,469
I don't think so.
541
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:58,170
You don't think so? You don't think so?
No. What do you think? I think $3,500.
542
00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:00,130
$3,500?
543
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:05,250
Hold on. To really picture this right,
can you unbutton these two buttons?
544
00:26:05,490 --> 00:26:06,830
Because that's how my girl wears it.
545
00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:09,730
I mean, my special friend.
546
00:26:10,050 --> 00:26:11,130
No? No.
547
00:26:14,159 --> 00:26:16,700
That's fucking that's messed up. I don't
think I want the chain anymore.
548
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:21,700
I know man I'm about ready to go to one
of the old Asian ladies. You know their
549
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:23,800
jewelry is not even worth it. Not worth
it?
550
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:29,180
Well, how can you be a good sales girl
if I can't envision what I'm buying?
551
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,500
Well, I'm a professional so the lowest I
can do is $40,000.
552
00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:38,420
But since you are very good looking
maybe I can do it for $3,500.
553
00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:42,220
That's what I'm talking about.
554
00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:43,780
Let's see how it looks again. Let me
see.
555
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,120
See right there?
556
00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:47,200
That's cool. Do you have one of those
personally or no?
557
00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:51,740
Unfortunately, I don't have one of these
for myself, although I do wish.
558
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,840
But maybe someday.
559
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,100
Maybe the man of my dreams can buy me
one.
560
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,680
Uh-oh. Really?
561
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,380
The man of her dreams.
562
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,080
I think maybe we can help you out with
that.
563
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,420
Really? Yeah, we might be able to do a
little something for you.
564
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,280
You'd definitely sell a lot more jewelry
if you had something like that on you.
565
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:10,900
Hell yeah.
566
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:13,360
Instead of just fake.
567
00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:14,860
It is fake?
568
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,060
Why don't you put that one on? Let me
see.
569
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:18,540
No,
570
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:20,920
that's not your take.
571
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,360
How much does that one go for?
572
00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,220
This? Yeah.
573
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,479
20 bucks.
574
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,399
20 bucks?
575
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,100
And the one you have right now is
$3,500, huh? Yes, it is.
576
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,120
Yeah. What if I told you I wanted to buy
you one of those, huh?
577
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,480
Yeah.
578
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,240
Hmm.
579
00:27:38,830 --> 00:27:41,850
I don't think that would be a problem.
With small strings attached, if you know
580
00:27:41,850 --> 00:27:42,489
what I mean.
581
00:27:42,490 --> 00:27:43,309
What do you mean?
582
00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:44,310
A few strings.
583
00:27:44,510 --> 00:27:45,510
A few strings attached.
584
00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,570
And what are those few strings attached?
585
00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:49,650
Do you explain?
586
00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:52,350
You like the chain, right?
587
00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:55,270
I do love the chain. Yeah? The chain is
gorgeous.
588
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:56,950
Is there anything you like more than the
chain?
589
00:27:58,230 --> 00:27:59,230
I'd rather have money.
590
00:28:00,230 --> 00:28:01,590
Money? I don't know.
591
00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:02,850
I have bills.
592
00:28:03,070 --> 00:28:07,550
Those are more important things right
now. I never guessed.
593
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,640
I thought you said a diamond was a
woman's best friend. It is a woman's
594
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,760
best friend, but a woman does have
priorities.
595
00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:15,460
Cash. So should money be your best
friend?
596
00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,200
That is a feeling number two.
597
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,800
Yeah, definitely.
598
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,340
Money is my best friend. So you're lying
to us? So money talks, money talks.
599
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:24,820
Yeah,
600
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,500
I love money.
601
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,840
All right, so you're offering me that
chain for $3,500?
602
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:31,660
Yes, I am $3,500.
603
00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:34,060
Hell yeah.
604
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,780
I think we can spend that money a little
more.
605
00:28:37,909 --> 00:28:40,290
Instead of buying my special present.
606
00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:42,770
We don't have credit cards, right? We
have a bunch of cash.
607
00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:45,750
I got about $4,700 in this hand right
here, right?
608
00:28:46,330 --> 00:28:47,890
And I think... Hey,
609
00:28:49,690 --> 00:28:50,830
hold on. Slow down there.
610
00:28:51,490 --> 00:28:53,330
Slow down there. Be careful now.
611
00:28:53,710 --> 00:28:54,710
What do you think?
612
00:28:55,070 --> 00:28:58,810
Do you think maybe give us a little peek
of something underneath that dress?
613
00:28:58,870 --> 00:28:59,870
Maybe some money?
614
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:01,250
I don't think so.
615
00:29:01,930 --> 00:29:04,390
Come on. Look how short that thing is.
616
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,900
She's not going to show us any. How
about just a little bit more leg?
617
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,040
And a little more cleavage. Look at that
look on your face. And you like him.
618
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,200
You've been calling him by his first
name.
619
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,239
I know.
620
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,140
Well, she's a sales girl. That's her
job. Well, I'm a sales girl, you know. I
621
00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:19,720
always call my customers by their first
name.
622
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,060
Really? Yes.
623
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,600
I saw you give the other customer your
little business card, huh? Does that
624
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,200
mean something's going to happen?
625
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,740
Well, I showed him the right stuff,
and...
626
00:29:28,270 --> 00:29:30,090
Gave him a nice smile, and he purchased
it.
627
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:33,110
I want to do the same thing. I want to
do the same thing, right?
628
00:29:33,490 --> 00:29:38,150
Is our cash not good here? Yes, but my
last customer, he didn't ask me to show
629
00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:41,170
my leg or to lift my skirt up. We want
to see a little bit more than that,
630
00:29:41,230 --> 00:29:42,230
baby.
631
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:46,250
Yeah, get something off the top.
632
00:29:46,490 --> 00:29:49,090
Take $100 for nothing. I'm serious.
633
00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:50,750
Hold on to that. Hold on to that.
634
00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:53,470
What I really want to do is get back to
that chain subject, right? Okay.
635
00:29:53,690 --> 00:29:55,730
You're giving me that chain for $3,500,
right? Right.
636
00:29:56,090 --> 00:29:57,650
I gave you $100, right? Right.
637
00:29:57,890 --> 00:29:59,030
So that's $3,400 left.
638
00:30:00,070 --> 00:30:03,330
What do you say, I don't know, maybe,
can you shut these blinds or something?
639
00:30:03,390 --> 00:30:04,630
I don't know, earn the rest of this
money?
640
00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:07,470
What do you think?
641
00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,030
I think I'll make something happen.
642
00:30:10,690 --> 00:30:13,210
You tell me when enough is enough, all
right?
643
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:16,190
I'll just sit back here and watch. Is
that cool?
644
00:30:16,570 --> 00:30:18,070
Okay. Cool, we'll do something?
645
00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:22,130
Yes. Which of us get to, I don't know.
646
00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:25,810
I could definitely make something
happen.
647
00:30:26,570 --> 00:30:27,570
What am I talking about?
648
00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:30,090
What about these people watching us out
here?
649
00:30:30,790 --> 00:30:34,350
Well, I have blinds here, so when I
close the door... There's blinds? So
650
00:30:34,350 --> 00:30:37,470
when I close the store, I always make
sure I keep the blinds down.
651
00:30:37,830 --> 00:30:39,510
What about the cameras? Are you going to
leave those on?
652
00:30:39,990 --> 00:30:40,990
Oh, shit.
653
00:30:41,170 --> 00:30:44,310
The boss is going to catch you.
654
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,030
I want to buy those tapes. Hold on.
655
00:30:46,450 --> 00:30:47,990
I want to clear the footage.
656
00:30:48,610 --> 00:30:49,610
Oh, you can shut them off?
657
00:30:50,130 --> 00:30:51,130
Let's do it.
658
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,670
I'm the boss here. You're the boss?
659
00:30:52,970 --> 00:30:55,170
Yes, I'm the boss. Can we get these
blinds and maybe you'll be the boss of
660
00:30:55,170 --> 00:30:56,790
him? Sure. Let's go.
661
00:30:57,810 --> 00:30:59,810
Take a look at that sexy body. Damn.
662
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:12,590
What about these here, too? We need to
663
00:31:12,590 --> 00:31:13,590
seal this place up.
664
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,200
What are you thinking?
665
00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:34,120
You know, we haven't
666
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,800
fully compensated just yet, sweetie.
667
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,660
Fully compensated?
668
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,820
Well, we don't give the money first. Let
me help you with the blinds, and then
669
00:31:42,820 --> 00:31:43,820
we'll talk about money.
670
00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:47,740
I could probably, I don't know, give you
half or something first, but I can't
671
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:48,719
just give you everything.
672
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,560
Let me help you. Oh, thank you.
673
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,100
Sexy girl right there.
674
00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:56,970
Yeah, let's get the other blinds. Good
job.
675
00:31:57,590 --> 00:31:59,050
Let's get the other blinds right here.
676
00:32:02,030 --> 00:32:05,550
So you usually do this with your
customers?
677
00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:09,610
Yeah.
678
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,790
A little feisty, too.
679
00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:25,970
Look at her getting those curtains.
680
00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:33,530
Now we got a little bit more privacy,
huh?
681
00:32:34,010 --> 00:32:35,490
Yes, we do have a little bit more
privacy.
682
00:32:35,810 --> 00:32:37,470
You got a little loose side to you,
don't you?
683
00:32:39,030 --> 00:32:40,870
A loose side of me? Yeah. What do you
mean?
684
00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:42,170
You know what I mean.
685
00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:44,950
The guy with the camera coming to the
store. The guy with the weaknesses.
686
00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:50,630
Yeah. So, um, what do you think we
should do?
687
00:32:51,290 --> 00:32:53,530
I think you should come up around the
corner first.
688
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:56,880
But for just $100?
689
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,360
No, I got you.
690
00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:00,000
I got you some more money.
691
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:01,300
What do we agree on?
692
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,200
For what? What's going to happen here?
693
00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:08,340
What's going to happen here?
694
00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:15,680
I might show you some sweetness.
695
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,340
Here you go.
696
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,460
Here's 14, right?
697
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,200
I still need another two Gs, alright?
698
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,700
But first I want you to come over here
and show me what you're talking about.
699
00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:47,580
Why don't you show my buddy what
diamonds really, what they're really
700
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:48,580
for.
701
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,020
Can we see a little bit more of what we
talked about?
702
00:34:03,370 --> 00:34:05,190
You paid the highest commission in this
building.
703
00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:09,330
I bet she is. I bet a lot of people do.
I bet she is, right? I am.
704
00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:12,670
Can I see those things right there,
please?
705
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:14,010
Mm-hmm.
706
00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:23,370
That's what
707
00:34:23,370 --> 00:34:30,810
I'm
708
00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:31,810
talking about.
709
00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:36,310
What do you think?
710
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,949
I like that little body.
711
00:34:41,429 --> 00:34:42,429
Oh, yeah.
712
00:34:50,070 --> 00:34:51,070
Definitely.
713
00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:54,750
Definitely.
714
00:34:55,449 --> 00:34:59,430
I want to see just a little more for
$1,700 so far.
715
00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:14,120
Definitely gotta wear the sexy panties
when you're selling jewelry, huh?
716
00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:21,840
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm doing
this.
717
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:23,780
Doing what?
718
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,700
You're earning your commission.
719
00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:28,260
You know you've done this before, huh?
720
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,640
Damn.
721
00:35:29,940 --> 00:35:30,940
That's my business.
722
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,760
Sure it is, baby.
723
00:35:34,140 --> 00:35:36,520
We can't be the first people that came
in at a proposition.
724
00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:40,070
Why don't you turn around and let...
Does that shit hold your weight? You
725
00:35:40,070 --> 00:35:41,190
ever put your weight on that thing
before?
726
00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:45,370
Nope, I've never put my weight on this.
It's always been afraid to break it.
727
00:35:45,850 --> 00:35:48,270
Well, you better try. She's not afraid
to try.
728
00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:31,480
Want me to get you that chair for you,
baby?
729
00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:34,520
Remember, you're the boss. Just tell me
what to do. I got you, look.
730
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,760
Well, you know we're the first ones to
get her on this counter.
731
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,120
Yeah, yeah.
732
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,740
Let's see what you got going on there.
733
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,380
Open the leg up right there.
734
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:47,800
Girl, it works for her, buddy.
735
00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:49,580
Hell yeah.
736
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,980
It's in my brain.
737
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,000
Do you like a slippery?
738
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,900
What did we give her already?
739
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,260
Gave her $1,400.
740
00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:13,580
$1,400?
741
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,660
Yeah. We owe her another fucking $2,000.
742
00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:18,180
I don't understand.
743
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,820
I'll give you $5,000 right now to keep
on. Another $2,000 at completion.
744
00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:23,379
$5,000. Yeah.
745
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:24,500
Give her $5,000 now.
746
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,620
$5,000 more on you now. $1,500 at
completion. $1,500 when we're done.
747
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:29,240
All right. One.
748
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,640
Don't stop. Keep on doing your thing.
Give her another $5,000 when I come on
749
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,399
your face.
750
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,400
Okay.
751
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,720
All over her face.
752
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,780
15 on my face.
753
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,520
Hey, you made a lot of money today.
754
00:41:44,740 --> 00:41:46,960
Don't tell me this isn't like your best
day ever.
755
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:50,380
I wish every day was a good day.
756
00:42:27,079 --> 00:42:29,960
Let me see that ass too, baby. Why don't
you turn around for me real quick?
757
00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:31,980
Yeah, hell yeah.
758
00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,740
Turn around for me real quick.
759
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,320
Oh, yeah.
760
00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:38,560
Shake that ass for me, baby.
761
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,980
It's the first time I've been in a
jewelry store.
762
00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:46,520
Is this all your first time you've been
in a jewelry store? Yeah, with a naked
763
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:47,520
girl in front of me.
764
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:51,020
Hell yeah.
765
00:42:57,090 --> 00:42:58,310
You're closing your eyes.
766
00:43:16,730 --> 00:43:18,550
Let's see what gets you up on this town
again.
767
00:45:58,730 --> 00:45:59,730
out there. See if anybody's there.
768
00:46:00,630 --> 00:46:02,410
You watching that door? You watching
that door?
769
00:46:03,690 --> 00:46:04,690
Cops out there?
770
00:46:05,090 --> 00:46:06,230
Keep it down, baby. Keep it down.
771
00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:07,550
Security's outside.
772
00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:56,020
You want to make that money, you got to
spend it.
773
00:59:38,259 --> 00:59:40,040
Damn girl, you just spit it all on the
floor.
774
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:43,100
I think we should deduct for that.
775
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:44,320
Hell yeah.
776
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:47,720
What do you think we're gonna do, baby?
777
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:49,320
Round two?
778
00:59:51,340 --> 00:59:53,040
Earn that money you spilled on the
floor?
779
00:59:55,140 --> 00:59:58,200
It's worth it, right, baby?
780
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,120
Say money talks?
781
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:01,440
Money talks, baby.
782
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,040
Hell yeah. Go to hell, you know.
783
01:00:06,779 --> 01:00:07,698
$1,500?
784
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,900
No deduction? The calculator ain't going
to work this time?
785
01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:12,640
Can't we get a store discount?
786
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:20,760
Head out for you. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
8, 9, 10. She
787
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:21,760
still jerks you off.
788
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,180
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
789
01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:25,660
Here's $1,500.
790
01:00:26,340 --> 01:00:28,220
You can let go of his peepee now if you
want, baby.
791
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,100
Go ahead and count it. Make sure it's
all there.
792
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:39,340
Okay, we got to get out of here.
793
01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:41,740
Can you at least put his clothes on
first?
794
01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:44,060
I want to get out of here now.
795
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:45,320
Well done.
796
01:00:45,940 --> 01:00:46,759
Oh, yeah.
797
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,760
I'm going to streak him.
798
01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:50,740
It's worth every drop.
799
01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:57,060
What do you think, D?
800
01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:00,820
Thumbs up. You're just quiet watching
the door, huh?
801
01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:02,140
All thumbs.
802
01:01:02,220 --> 01:01:04,460
I can't believe we did this, huh? How do
you feel now?
803
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:05,618
Very good.
804
01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:06,299
Very good?
805
01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:07,300
Very good day.
806
01:01:10,419 --> 01:01:11,940
That's how you earn your money. Hell
yeah.
807
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,880
Give me a big kiss to the camera.
808
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,000
Can you go ahead and buzz up so we can
head out of here or what?
809
01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:21,520
He's all fucked up right now.
810
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,860
Thank you, baby.
811
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,220
Oh, one more time, one more time.
812
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:28,580
I'll wait for you out there, nigga, man.
813
01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:30,200
Cool. Let's go, dude. Come on.
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