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okay no I can't do this can can't we go

okay no I can't do this can can't we go

okay no I can't do this can can't we go to the movies or to the bar or something

to the movies or to the bar or something

to the movies or to the bar or something bro what are you here besides we always

bro what are you here besides we always

bro what are you here besides we always go to the bar there's nothing either of

go to the bar there's nothing either of

go to the bar there's nothing either of us want to see you agreed we'd go we're

us want to see you agreed we'd go we're

us want to see you agreed we'd go we're going in I don't know anyone though and

going in I don't know anyone though and

going in I don't know anyone though and I'm quite

I'm quite

I'm quite overdressed I know I'll just end up

overdressed I know I'll just end up

overdressed I know I'll just end up standing in a corner by myself thinking

standing in a corner by myself thinking

standing in a corner by myself thinking about the research I've got to you on

about the research I've got to you on

about the research I've got to you on Monday hey you know what you do when you

Monday hey you know what you do when you

Monday hey you know what you do when you don't know anyone you say hi I'm Aaron

don't know anyone you say hi I'm Aaron

don't know anyone you say hi I'm Aaron nice to meet you like that's going to

nice to meet you like that's going to

nice to meet you like that's going to happen

you don't like part I know you like

you don't like part I know you like

you don't like part I know you like quiet homework and hang out the same

quiet homework and hang out the same

quiet homework and hang out the same group of people but bro trust me this is

group of people but bro trust me this is

group of people but bro trust me this is going to

going to

going to rock I'm right here best buddy I know

rock I'm right here best buddy I know

rock I'm right here best buddy I know what I'm doing I'm not going to leave

what I'm doing I'm not going to leave

what I'm doing I'm not going to leave you hanging

okay these two girls are whispering to

okay these two girls are whispering to

okay these two girls are whispering to each other all giggly like

each other all giggly like

each other all giggly like and then she turns to me and she goes if

and then she turns to me and she goes if

and then she turns to me and she goes if you go Street down past to Wilson's

you go Street down past to Wilson's

you go Street down past to Wilson's Place naked Yi and Ty have a

Place naked Yi and Ty have a

Place naked Yi and Ty have a threes Jes did you do it were these

threes Jes did you do it were these

threes Jes did you do it were these girls hot of course I did I dropped me

girls hot of course I did I dropped me

girls hot of course I did I dropped me dck and wed for it when I got back they

dck and wed for it when I got back they

dck and wed for it when I got back they w m you got it they were gone yeah and

w m you got it they were gone yeah and

w m you got it they were gone yeah and my clothes too last time I make a

my clothes too last time I make a

my clothes too last time I make a decision pissed and tell

decision pissed and tell

decision pissed and tell you and what about you do I streak naked

you and what about you do I streak naked

you and what about you do I streak naked to get girls ATT

to get girls ATT

to get girls ATT no way I'm not as crazy as my friend

no way I'm not as crazy as my friend

no way I'm not as crazy as my friend here he barely even drinks this one real

here he barely even drinks this one real

here he barely even drinks this one real life of the

life of the

life of the party how do he need

count hi I don't think I know you I

count hi I don't think I know you I

count hi I don't think I know you I think I would remember so how do you

think I would remember so how do you

think I would remember so how do you know stepan friends with his brother

know stepan friends with his brother

know stepan friends with his brother Chris oh you know Chris yeah we go way

Chris oh you know Chris yeah we go way

Chris oh you know Chris yeah we go way back that's cool

back that's cool

back that's cool sweet what's your

nameis I'm

nameis I'm

nameis I'm Jess H you

Jess H you

Jess H you what you're cute I'm cute want to

what you're cute I'm cute want to

what you're cute I'm cute want to dance

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[\h__\h] man how good was that party last

[\h__\h] man how good was that party last

[\h__\h] man how good was that party last night hanging out with Jess and my best

night hanging out with Jess and my best

night hanging out with Jess and my best bro could not have been a better yeah it

bro could not have been a better yeah it

bro could not have been a better yeah it was pretty good you certainly seem to

was pretty good you certainly seem to

was pretty good you certainly seem to enjoy yourself God it's the best yes you

enjoy yourself God it's the best yes you

enjoy yourself God it's the best yes you know she's into like all the things that

know she's into like all the things that

know she's into like all the things that I'm into what drinking partying and

I'm into what drinking partying and

I'm into what drinking partying and acting like a tool H

acting like a tool H

acting like a tool H hilarious wa no she's like into like the

hilarious wa no she's like into like the

hilarious wa no she's like into like the beach and the arcade she's even into

beach and the arcade she's even into

beach and the arcade she's even into like Tarantino and stuff since when are

like Tarantino and stuff since when are

like Tarantino and stuff since when are you into Tarantino since always

man you are you seem pretty attached to

man you are you seem pretty attached to

man you are you seem pretty attached to someone you met less than 24 hours ago

someone you met less than 24 hours ago

someone you met less than 24 hours ago no bro when you know you know

and I just

know hope to find someone for you now

know hope to find someone for you now

know hope to find someone for you now man me you know I'm not looking for

man me you know I'm not looking for

man me you know I'm not looking for anyone at the moment I'm way too busy

anyone at the moment I'm way too busy

anyone at the moment I'm way too busy with

with

with study man come on it'll be brilliant

study man come on it'll be brilliant

study man come on it'll be brilliant double dates all the way come on

double dates all the way come on

double dates all the way come on clubbing with me I'll even be your

clubbing with me I'll even be your

clubbing with me I'll even be your wingman now that is a good

deal she must have a pretty bad hangover

deal she must have a pretty bad hangover

deal she must have a pretty bad hangover today why did she drink a lot no she's

today why did she drink a lot no she's

today why did she drink a lot no she's just not replying to any of my texts

just not replying to any of my texts

just not replying to any of my texts maybe she's busy maybe she gave you the

maybe she's busy maybe she gave you the

maybe she's busy maybe she gave you the wrong

wrong

wrong number no she wouldn't do that we

number no she wouldn't do that we

number no she wouldn't do that we connected it was

connected it was

connected it was awesome what if she doesn't

awesome what if she doesn't

awesome what if she doesn't reply what do you

reply what do you

reply what do you mean well people go to parties all the

mean well people go to parties all the

mean well people go to parties all the time and they might have a great night

time and they might have a great night

time and they might have a great night but doesn't always go

but doesn't always go

but doesn't always go anywhere just don't get hung up on a

anywhere just don't get hung up on a

anywhere just don't get hung up on a girl who might never

call no you just don't understand that's

call no you just don't understand that's

call no you just don't understand that's okay one day you will when you do you

okay one day you will when you do you

okay one day you will when you do you won't believe you lived any other way

Jess

Jess

Jess hey what's up

so without any warning she tells me that

so without any warning she tells me that

so without any warning she tells me that last night was fun but she never

last night was fun but she never

last night was fun but she never intended on seeing me

intended on seeing me

intended on seeing me again she say I'm too childish and

again she say I'm too childish and

again she say I'm too childish and immature

immature

immature like I'm way more mature than she

like I'm way more mature than she

like I'm way more mature than she is if she can't handle that and she can

is if she can't handle that and she can

is if she can't handle that and she can [\h__\h]

off Harris this is one girl there's

off Harris this is one girl there's

off Harris this is one girl there's going to be plenty more and if she's not

going to be plenty more and if she's not

going to be plenty more and if she's not the right one then you'll find someone

the right one then you'll find someone

the right one then you'll find someone who

who

who is yeah but last night she was so into

is yeah but last night she was so into

is yeah but last night she was so into me you know I could tell she hung on to

me you know I could tell she hung on to

me you know I could tell she hung on to my every word and she was all touchy and

my every word and she was all touchy and

my every word and she was all touchy and suggestive what now that she isn't

suggestive what now that she isn't

suggestive what now that she isn't pissed that's all [\h__\h] no

pissed that's all [\h__\h] no

pissed that's all [\h__\h] no but maybe she was just looking for

but maybe she was just looking for

but maybe she was just looking for someone to have fun with last night

someone to have fun with last night

someone to have fun with last night that's

that's

that's all what I just have to accept

all what I just have to accept

all what I just have to accept that yeah

but hey do you know what we're going to

but hey do you know what we're going to

but hey do you know what we're going to do what we're going to binge on chips

do what we're going to binge on chips

do what we're going to binge on chips and on

and on

and on vodka and we're going to watch Guy

vodka and we're going to watch Guy

vodka and we're going to watch Guy movies we're going to play video games

movies we're going to play video games

movies we're going to play video games because if Jess doesn't want to be with

because if Jess doesn't want to be with

because if Jess doesn't want to be with you then screw

her

her

her yeah yeah no you're

yeah yeah no you're

yeah yeah no you're right let's party out asses

off remember that Lake we went to last

off remember that Lake we went to last

off remember that Lake we went to last summer hell's Yeah couple found that by

summer hell's Yeah couple found that by

summer hell's Yeah couple found that by chance it was sick and you insisted on

chance it was sick and you insisted on

chance it was sick and you insisted on going skinny dipping yeah and you were a

going skinny dipping yeah and you were a

going skinny dipping yeah and you were a [\h__\h] no comment yeah that's good you

[\h__\h] no comment yeah that's good you

[\h__\h] no comment yeah that's good you know

right we should go back there

right we should go back there

right we should go back there you just want to see me naked again

you just want to see me naked again

you just want to see me naked again don't you shut

up do you want to go to the bar

up do you want to go to the bar

up do you want to go to the bar tonight uh yeah maybe man we haven't

tonight uh yeah maybe man we haven't

tonight uh yeah maybe man we haven't been in a while with my assignments and

been in a while with my assignments and

been in a while with my assignments and things yeah well that's why I keep

things yeah well that's why I keep

things yeah well that's why I keep telling you to live a little more don't

telling you to live a little more don't

telling you to live a little more don't I well we'll go tonight then I

I well we'll go tonight then I

I well we'll go tonight then I will yeah

will yeah

will yeah maybe I'll even have the drink you've

maybe I'll even have the drink you've

maybe I'll even have the drink you've been telling me to have

that's awesome I got to go

what well thank you for a very lovely

what well thank you for a very lovely

what well thank you for a very lovely evening Hannah yeah it was nice we

evening Hannah yeah it was nice we

evening Hannah yeah it was nice we should definitely do this again sometime

should definitely do this again sometime

should definitely do this again sometime sure

anyway it's getting a bit late and I

anyway it's getting a bit late and I

anyway it's getting a bit late and I have work early in the morning

sure is something

wrong look I didn't want to do this

wrong look I didn't want to do this

wrong look I didn't want to do this right now but

right now but

right now but Harris I think we need to

talk hey bro

talk hey bro

talk hey bro haris I haven't seen you in like a week

haris I haven't seen you in like a week

haris I haven't seen you in like a week what's up oh you know just girl problems

what's up oh you know just girl problems

what's up oh you know just girl problems take it that go from the park didn't

take it that go from the park didn't

take it that go from the park didn't want to hang out oh no we went out and

want to hang out oh no we went out and

want to hang out oh no we went out and she was all this isn't working out

she was all this isn't working out

she was all this isn't working out Harris let's call it quits

Harris let's call it quits

Harris let's call it quits Harris own yeah that sucks man yeah I

Harris own yeah that sucks man yeah I

Harris own yeah that sucks man yeah I just want to forget about it all you

just want to forget about it all you

just want to forget about it all you know can we hang what I really need to

know can we hang what I really need to

know can we hang what I really need to be working on my assignments but

be working on my assignments but

be working on my assignments but yeah yeah

okay every episode yeah literally every

okay every episode yeah literally every

okay every episode yeah literally every every I

I'm telling you bro this girl is [\h__\h]

I'm telling you bro this girl is [\h__\h]

I'm telling you bro this girl is [\h__\h] awesome Emily just gets me you know like

awesome Emily just gets me you know like

awesome Emily just gets me you know like I can't even explain it like like I was

I can't even explain it like like I was

I can't even explain it like like I was telling her about my life and the way

telling her about my life and the way

telling her about my life and the way she got it like our connection is just

she got it like our connection is just

she got it like our connection is just so so real you

so so real you

so so real you know you like Aon you really

will you hearing me

bro yeah new girl de connection real

bro yeah new girl de connection real

bro yeah new girl de connection real happy for

you sound too

you sound too

you sound too happy sound too happy at all well

happy sound too happy at all well

happy sound too happy at all well am you're obviously

am you're obviously

am you're obviously not but dude I don't see why I mean I'm

not but dude I don't see why I mean I'm

not but dude I don't see why I mean I'm doing really great right now like things

doing really great right now like things

doing really great right now like things are going really well you should be

are going really well you should be

are going really well you should be congratulating me we should go out

congratulating me we should go out

congratulating me we should go out drinking or something so you wouldn't

drinking or something so you wouldn't

drinking or something so you wouldn't rather just ignore my text and hang out

rather just ignore my text and hang out

rather just ignore my text and hang out with your new

girl okay what is your problem there

girl okay what is your problem there

girl okay what is your problem there isn't a problem you want to go drinking

isn't a problem you want to go drinking

isn't a problem you want to go drinking fine we can go drinking we'll go right

fine we can go drinking we'll go right

fine we can go drinking we'll go right now what the hell is it why are you

now what the hell is it why are you

now what the hell is it why are you doing this cuz I'm sick of your

doing this cuz I'm sick of your

doing this cuz I'm sick of your girlfriends bro I'm sick of

girlfriends bro I'm sick of

girlfriends bro I'm sick of it what what just forget about it no no

it what what just forget about it no no

it what what just forget about it no no no no you can't just say [\h__\h] like that

no no you can't just say [\h__\h] like that

no no you can't just say [\h__\h] like that and expect me to forget about it you

and expect me to forget about it you

and expect me to forget about it you obviously have something to say say it

obviously have something to say say it

obviously have something to say say it you want me to say it yeah all right

you want me to say it yeah all right

you want me to say it yeah all right I'll say it you're a [\h__\h] the past two

I'll say it you're a [\h__\h] the past two

I'll say it you're a [\h__\h] the past two weeks you've had what three girls you

weeks you've had what three girls you

weeks you've had what three girls you date them and you claim to be in love

date them and you claim to be in love

date them and you claim to be in love with them and then bam you're on to the

with them and then bam you're on to the

with them and then bam you're on to the next one you [\h__\h] around and expect me

next one you [\h__\h] around and expect me

next one you [\h__\h] around and expect me to be happy and excited for you and I

to be happy and excited for you and I

to be happy and excited for you and I just can't pretend like that's cool

just can't pretend like that's cool

just can't pretend like that's cool anymore cuz it's not it's not cool not

anymore cuz it's not it's not cool not

anymore cuz it's not it's not cool not at

at

at all you know what Harris you need to

all you know what Harris you need to

all you know what Harris you need to grow up you're not 14 years old anymore

grow up you're not 14 years old anymore

grow up you're not 14 years old anymore you need to start acting your own age

you need to start acting your own age

you need to start acting your own age and stop [\h__\h]

around can't believe you just said that

around can't believe you just said that

around can't believe you just said that to me well can you deny

to me well can you deny

to me well can you deny it why do you care you never act excited

it why do you care you never act excited

it why do you care you never act excited or happy for me you're always just so

or happy for me you're always just so

or happy for me you're always just so mopi and depressed no matter what I did

mopi and depressed no matter what I did

mopi and depressed no matter what I did I tried to be a good friend to you I

I tried to be a good friend to you I

I tried to be a good friend to you I even to be your wingman but you didn't

even to be your wingman but you didn't

even to be your wingman but you didn't want that and what now I find out that

want that and what now I find out that

want that and what now I find out that this is what you've been thinking of me

this is what you've been thinking of me

this is what you've been thinking of me the whole time cheers Aaron really love

the whole time cheers Aaron really love

the whole time cheers Aaron really love that why do I care I have to put up with

that why do I care I have to put up with

that why do I care I have to put up with it I've got to deal with you're whining

it I've got to deal with you're whining

it I've got to deal with you're whining and you're crying and you're unannounced

and you're crying and you're unannounced

and you're crying and you're unannounced visits and think of [\h__\h] to say to make

visits and think of [\h__\h] to say to make

visits and think of [\h__\h] to say to make you feel better no no it's more than

you feel better no no it's more than

you feel better no no it's more than that no it isn't you're not listening

that no it isn't you're not listening

that no it isn't you're not listening God I'm not listening you're not

God I'm not listening you're not

God I'm not listening you're not listening that's something else and

listening that's something else and

listening that's something else and you're not telling me what is it Aaron

you're not telling me what is it Aaron

you're not telling me what is it Aaron say it be honest that's what we're doing

say it be honest that's what we're doing

say it be honest that's what we're doing right now isn't it being honest with

right now isn't it being honest with

right now isn't it being honest with each other certainly what it seems like

each other certainly what it seems like

each other certainly what it seems like to me is to do it be honest just say

to me is to do it be honest just say

to me is to do it be honest just say whatever the hell it is you're thinking

whatever the hell it is you're thinking

whatever the hell it is you're thinking stop trying to turn this around on me

stop trying to turn this around on me

stop trying to turn this around on me this is all you why can't you just say

this is all you why can't you just say

this is all you why can't you just say whatever the hell it is I can't why not

whatever the hell it is I can't why not

whatever the hell it is I can't why not CU I'm in love with

you you in love with me shouldn't have

you you in love with me shouldn't have

you you in love with me shouldn't have said

that but you

that but you

that but you did come on you have to have

known I got to go

I it's

white [\h__\h]

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what no seriously he said that oh my God

what no seriously he said that oh my God

what no seriously he said that oh my God are you kidding me it's great oh look we

are you kidding me it's great oh look we

are you kidding me it's great oh look we should celebrate tonight yeah no now get

should celebrate tonight yeah no now get

should celebrate tonight yeah no now get ready bring Kate along yeah

that's

that's

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okay so here's the thing man I've had a

okay so here's the thing man I've had a

okay so here's the thing man I've had a little time to think over these past few

little time to think over these past few

little time to think over these past few weeks about you what I've done what I

weeks about you what I've done what I

weeks about you what I've done what I want and about our friendship and just

want and about our friendship and just

want and about our friendship and just about life and how I want to live

about life and how I want to live

about life and how I want to live what in God's name are you talking

what in God's name are you talking

what in God's name are you talking about I broke up with

about I broke up with

about I broke up with Emily and I've been single these past

Emily and I've been single these past

Emily and I've been single these past few weeks you know not because I

few weeks you know not because I

few weeks you know not because I couldn't go out and find someone you

couldn't go out and find someone you

couldn't go out and find someone you know but because I wanted to

know but because I wanted to

know but because I wanted to be I haven't been out drinking and

be I haven't been out drinking and

be I haven't been out drinking and partying and acting like a

partying and acting like a

partying and acting like a t that's good haris I'm I'm glad there's

t that's good haris I'm I'm glad there's

t that's good haris I'm I'm glad there's more you and I have been best buddies

more you and I have been best buddies

more you and I have been best buddies it's like forever and it's been great

it's like forever and it's been great

it's like forever and it's been great you know we've had a lot of good times a

you know we've had a lot of good times a

you know we've had a lot of good times a lot of great laughs but then you told

lot of great laughs but then you told

lot of great laughs but then you told me

me

me well you know what you told

well you know what you told

well you know what you told me now I don't know how we can be

me now I don't know how we can be

me now I don't know how we can be friends now it's like our whole dynamic

friends now it's like our whole dynamic

friends now it's like our whole dynamic has

has

has changed and I'm going to have

changed and I'm going to have

changed and I'm going to have girlfriends and you know it probably

girlfriends and you know it probably

girlfriends and you know it probably won't work out

won't work out

won't work out but I don't want have to put you through

but I don't want have to put you through

but I don't want have to put you through that

that

that anymore that's my problem

anymore that's my problem

anymore that's my problem please don't end this

please don't end this

please don't end this friendship I shouldn't have told you

friendship I shouldn't have told you

friendship I shouldn't have told you what I told you it was wrong you're

what I told you it was wrong you're

what I told you it was wrong you're straight you can't feel the way I

straight you can't feel the way I

straight you can't feel the way I feel I should never have told

feel I should never have told

feel I should never have told you yeah you're

you yeah you're

you yeah you're right I like

right I like

right I like girls I like girls a

lot

lot

lot but you know like I said had a lot of

but you know like I said had a lot of

but you know like I said had a lot of time to think over these past few weeks

time to think over these past few weeks

time to think over these past few weeks and I care about

and I care about

and I care about J I don't really know how it would work

J I don't really know how it would work

J I don't really know how it would work you know I mean I've never really

you know I mean I've never really

you know I mean I've never really thought about guys in that way before

but you know how they say who would you

but you know how they say who would you

but you know how they say who would you go gay for

well that's

well that's

well that's you you know if anyone

you you know if anyone

you you know if anyone it's it's you

it's it's you

it's it's you what are you

saying maybe we can give it a

saying maybe we can give it a

saying maybe we can give it a try I mean that's what you want right to

try I mean that's what you want right to

try I mean that's what you want right to date me

date me

date me well I don't really know how it would

well I don't really know how it would

well I don't really know how it would work you know I mean it's definitely

work you know I mean it's definitely

work you know I mean it's definitely uncharted waters for me but if

uncharted waters for me but if

uncharted waters for me but if you're willing to give it a

you're willing to give it a

you're willing to give it a try I'm sorry I'm going to have to ask

try I'm sorry I'm going to have to ask

try I'm sorry I'm going to have to ask you to repeat that

you to repeat that

you to repeat that Are you seriously saying you're going to

Are you seriously saying you're going to

Are you seriously saying you're going to date

me

yes

seriously

okay okay

all right man if we're going to do this

all right man if we're going to do this

all right man if we're going to do this dating thing then you're going to have

dating thing then you're going to have

dating thing then you're going to have to get your [\h__\h] together your living

to get your [\h__\h] together your living

to get your [\h__\h] together your living room is disgusting

room is disgusting

room is disgusting bro what is that

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