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Th-This really is really cramped for two people.

It is.

I have to say, those two...

Yuri-tan.

Masa-tan.

Smooch!

We're trapped in a very sticky situation right now!

Oh, I love you so much, I just have to laugh

My Tiny Senpai

We've got an emergency here

Are you paying attention, me?

There's someone other than me dancing around inside of my heart

I want to talk to her

I want to touch her

Look, I get it, but for now try to pipe down

What in the world am I doing?

You're right next to me

And this is the perfect chance...

HONEY

I'm trapped by that sweet rich taste

And I don't think I can ever escape

I may as well just sink into it

HONEY

It's another day in your dazzling presence

We may never be on the same page with this love but

Oh, I love you so much, I just have to laugh

#09 He Wants to Talk Privately...

Smooch!

As for how we ended up here...

Meowtaro merchandise from 30 years ago?

Right.

It's for the upcoming Meowtaro 30th anniversary exhibit.

It should be in storage in the basement Could you go look for it?

Sure thing.

It might be a bit much to do on your own, so take Katase-san with you.

Got it! We'll go find it.

General Affairs Office

No Unauthorized Personnel Allowed

Did you find it?

It's not over here.

If it's from over 30 years ago, would it really...

Did you find it?

A Meowtaro pen case! I had one of these! This is so nostalgic!

This place might be a treasure trove to old-school Meowtaro fans!

Senpai, we should probably finish looking before the sun sets.

I got a message from the manager on the office chat.

Manager

It should be on one of the shelves in the back.

It should be on one of the shelves in the back.{also what the text says, including the sender field}

The back...

We've looked pretty much everywhere up front, so let's head farther back.

Right.

Product Development

Group 2

What're you grinning about?

I feel like there's going to be a large helping of sugar served up.

There's still so much stuff to look through.

Where do we even start?

Good question...

For now, I'll start lowering the boxes on the upper shelves...

No one's here, right?

No one comes all the way down here.

Shinozaki-san, look over here.

But what if someone finds us?

We'll deal with that if it happens...

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Public Relations

Ito Yuri

They're from PR. That's Ito-san and...

I guess.

Yeah.

Yoshida-san.

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Public Relations

Yoshida Masao

What're they doing down here?

Could it be?!

Be what?

Th-Th-This might be...

What is it?

Masa-tan!

Yuri-tan!

Smooch!

Wha—?!

I knew it!

A-An office romance?!

Gosh, Masa-tan, you're so bad.

Only because you're so cute.

But we're working!

I was about to say!

I'd heard rumors, but... I didn't think...

Well, well, this is really something...

She's super staring!

I'm getting nervous being by the door...

Does the thought of getting found excite you?

Oh, you.

You've already been found, actually.

It's not that, but if we're going to have fun, I wanna move to the back.

S-S-Senpai, they're coming this way!

I-I know! Wh-Where do we hide?

Yuri-tan.

Masa-tan.

Smooch!

Well, it's good that we were able to hide, but....

Th-This really is really cramped for two people.

It is. I have to say, those two...

Yuri-tan, Yuri-tan, oh, Yuri-tan!

How long are they going to fool around like that?

Masa-tan, Masa-tan, oh, Masa-tan!

I hope they don't plan on doing anything weird...

Yuri-tan Yuri-tan Yuri-tan!

No... I can't imagine they would, in the office.

Masa-tan Masa-tan Masa-tan!

By the way... Senpai...

Well... sorry if I smell sweaty or anything...

It's okay.

Since it's you... I don't mind.

Wh-What does that mean?!

S-S-Senpai's ch-ch-chest...!

Sorry, Senpai...

It's okay, we're safe, since I was able to catch...

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay!

I can't take more of this! I need to get away soon...

Yuri-tan.

Somebody, chase those two off!

Masa-tan.

There has to be a way!

Senpai! The office chat!

What about it?

Use it to lure them away!

Basement

Come to the fifth floor.

Oh, crap!

Yay, yay!

Senpai, hurry and contact them!

What's wrong?

I'm sorry, Shinozaki-san...

When we hid in the locker before...

I put my phone in my back pocket.

Could you please get it?

O-Okay.

Sh-She's asking me to...

Reach around to h-her...

Butt...

My hands...

Can't reach.

Is it okay if I move some?

I'll be careful not to make any noise.

Okay.

Don't be embarrassed. Look at me.

Come on, if you touch me like that...

Not quite there...

Yuri-tan.

Masa-tan.

Yuri-tan.

Masa-tan!

Yuri-tan!

Masa-tan!

Katase

Emergency! Please come to the fifth floor!

Oh, crap!

Katase-san's calling us!

That's bad! We need to hurry or she'll realize we've been slacking!

L-Looks like that worked.

Y-Yeah.

Nice to meet you! I'm Meowtaro Meow

Wait, is that...

The Meowtaro merchandise we were looking for!

All right!

I guess that's our silver lining!

Yeah!

W-We should hurry back, too.

R-Right.

Twinge!

I sense something... powerful.

Sorry?

Preciousness is detected with one's sixth sense.{also sign}

Preciousness is detected with one's sixth sense.

I don't think I'm gonna be able to sleep tonight...

My Tiny Senpai.

What's round and soft?

I ended up not getting any sleep...

I didn't sleep at all last night.

My subordinates have been acting weird since yesterday...

Could it be there's been new developments of some kind?!

I didn't get much sleep, again...

Li'l bro. It seems there's something new with you and Shiorin.

What are you doing here on a workday, first thing in the morning?!

Manager-san

I sense lovey vibes between your brother and Katase-san

Say... what? I must confirm at once

Please do. I can handle things on this end.

Please do!

Chihiro provided me with some updates.

Manager did that?! And why are you sharing intel with my boss?!

Also, "Chihiro"?! How close are you two anyway?!

Seriously, there's nothing going on with Senpai.

Sniff, sniff, sniff...

What now?

I can smell Shiorin on your suit...

Wha?!

For her fragrance to be so distinct on your clothing...

I must assume you two were stuck together in a locker.

She's an ace detective!

Ugh...

I was trying to forget about it, but now because of her...

It's in my head again.

I still feel so anxious... maybe I should just...

Product Development

Group 2

Today I... I'm gonna...

Shinozaki-san?

Yes?!

There's been a delivery. Would you mind accompanying me to general affairs?

S-Sure.

Is something wrong?

N-No.

Senpai's not acting any differently.

Maybe she just thinks of what happened as a workplace accident.

But...

if there's a chance...

that she might feel the same way...

Senpai.

May I have some of your time after work?

There's something I'd like to discuss privately.

Okay.

Man, Meowtaro is honestly so cute.

I know what you mean. The way he's so floppy is weirdly addictive.

You can really see how he was able to be the company's big attraction for 30 years.

He wants to talk privately...

I wonder what about?

Maybe...

maybe it's...

Shinozaki-san.

What did you want to discuss?

Senpai...

I love you! Please, go out with me!

Th-Th-That's a little too big of a jump!

I-I-It could be something else, like needing advice about work or personal advice, right?!

But...

if it really is that...

I'd...

Oh, did you hear, Katase-san?

Yoshida-san from PR is getting reassigned.

Yoshida-san...?

He was apparently fooling around with Ito-san while on the clock.

There were a ton of witnesses, too.

They were so into each other they probably didn't notice.

I guess with office romances, someone will need to get reassigned, huh?

I dunno. I think this is mostly about it affecting their work.

Reassignment...

It's kind of a shock, though.

The way they were before

I always thought those two were pretty cool and impressive.

All right, let's move on!

I've got it!

I've got your back!

But then...

The way they are now

Yuri-tan.

Masa-tan!

Yuri-tan...

That is such a thing. Guys who change the second they get a girlfriend.

I know, right?

Is it really so common?

Oh, totally! They try to act cool in front of their friends...

This? It's my chick.

Cute? I dunno. Isn't she average?

Or they try to white knight too hard.

Isn't he staring at you too much?

Next time he looks, I think I'll let him have it.

Funnily enough, it's the serious, down-to-earth types

who tend to go haywire when they get a girlfriend.

And worst of all are the ones who go infantile once they start dating.

Infantile?

I guess they want to be babied? They want pats on the head and stuff.

Shenpai! Sweepy! Gib headpats!

Oh, if you insist. Good boy.

C-Cute...

I-I think that might be kind of nice...

Isn't it cute?

Come to think of it, you've always had shotacon vibes, Katase-san.

I'm a... shota... shota... shota...

I'm a... shota...

What's your type, Hayakawa-san?

M-Me...?

Someone who does good work, who's kind,

has a good head on their shoulders and is understanding of my hobbies,

and always looks out for me...

You're not gonna find a dreamboat like that in reality. Come back down to Earth.

What a fun topic.

Ito-san?

It's true that women can make men change...

But!

Men can change women, too.

Yuri-tan!

So this is where you've been, Yuri-tan!

Masa-tan!

I'm so sorry for leaving you alone like that!

It's okay! Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Isn't that right?!

Yes, it certainly is!

Yuri-tan.

Masa-tan.

Smoochie!

They've gone totally, completely...

...absolutely stupid.

Masa-tan!

Yuri-tan, I'll never let you go again!

Totally, completely... absolutely stupid.

Masa-tan, hold me tight!

That display in there was a little too spicy for me.

Is that what would happen?

Acting like that...

I'm so sorry I left you alone!

It's okay! Absence makes the heart grow fonder!

Isn't that right?

Yeah! You're right!

Shiorin.

Takkun.

Squeeze!

Totally, completely... absolutely stupid.

I'm finally gonna tell Senpai...

I can't run away! I need to brace myself!

Shinozaki-san.

Senpai.

Let's always be good coworkers, okay?

Because I don't want to be totally, completely, absolutely stupid.

I think having a relationship that stays the same is wonderful.

Because being totally, completely, absolutely stupid would be awful.

Sorry, I kind of talked over you there.

What did you want to discuss, Shinozaki-san?

I...

I was going to say the same thing!

That's great!

We're on the same wavelength.

We sure are.

I was really worried you were having trouble with work or something!

Are you going home now? Let's head to the station together.

Yeah, sure.

Bleary-eyed and not fully awake from a dream

I still can't bring myself to drink that bitter coffee

So I sneakily toss in two pinches of a sweet secret

And let it slowly spread throughout

There's a local bakery that's only open sometimes

Where I once had some toast that glittered

What is it that makes it so satisfying?

Almost like magic

I find myself thinking about that kind of thing

How the small things can be the most precious

Deep inside my heart

It's ever so bittersweet

"Just being around you is enough"

Becomes my mantra

Baby like sugar

Baby you're the sugar

Magical Girl

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Magical Girl Shiorin!

Episode 1

Action! Shiorin

"Action! Shiorin"!

Big trouble, Shiorin!

What's wrong, Yutakappi?

Bad guys are attacking! The Demon Lord has come to town!

Is that true?!

Come on, Shiorin!

Okay!

That's enough!

Stop this right now, Demon Lord!

Magical Girl Shiorin is here to face you!

So, you've come, Magical Girl...

I'm the new Demon Lord, here to take over for my predecessor.

It's a pleasure to be working with you!

Thank you very much.

Right.

All right, here goes!

I'm Magical Girl Shiorin.

It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Oh, let me accept your card.

I'll probably need a while to get used to everything, so...

It's only my third year doing this, so I know that everyone has to start somewhere.

Right.

You can go ahead and put the business card away.

R-Right...

I know the timing can be kind of awkward.

I appreciate your consideration.

Magical Girl

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Shiorin

Magical Girl Shiorin!

"Disaster! Shiorin"!{sub-title sign, + Episode 2}

Episode 25

Disaster! Shiorin

This is bad.

I'm so sorry, Professor Haya Kawa.

You won't be able to transform now.

With your transformation compact in this state...

I was running and it fell out of my bag.

Like a cell phone?!

Da-ding!

Enemy attack!

At a time like this?!

Come on, Shiorin!

But...

We've got no choice.

It's older, but please, use it.

Th-That is...

There's no other way right now!

Stop right there!

So, you've come, Magical Giiiirl—

Wh-Wh-What happened to you?! What is that?!

There was a bit of an incident...

so I'm using an older model of transformation compact...

The old days were hot!

Defeating you when you aren't at your best would mean nothing.

I'll take my leave, for today.

Thank you so much.

I'm so, so sorry...

I suppose this might be a job for me, as the previous Demon Lord...

To be continued!

To be continued!{also sign}