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Previously on Men In Tree
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- Oh,I'm patrick
- One,two,three.
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I can't do this.
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If mai finds out I'm playing poker,
she'll kill me.
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All right,give me a week,
and I'll get you the money.
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I don't know.
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W-what happened was so awful.
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But you were helping julia.
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I'm not giving julia a part of me.
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Are you sure about that?
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So,that is a whale mating call.
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Not exactly barry white,but gets the job done.
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And then the hard work starts.
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The humpback whale generally doesn't
stay in long-term relationships.
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I know,it's like a typicypical guyuy
gets action and then moves on.
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Okay,I-I guess that's it.
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Thanks for having me.
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Sadly we have to let our guest move on.
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Thanks,jack.
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- You were great.
- Yeah
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That was.fun.
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I've never done the guest-lecture thing before.
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You're a natural.
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You were.
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Jack,this is caroline todd.
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She's head of our
environmental studies department.
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Would you be interested in doing this again?
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You need to do this again.
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Can'T.
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It's a one-of-a-kind mai.
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Sgt.Pepper
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meets pepper anderson.
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- Angie dickinson?"Police woman"?
- Yeah,I get it.
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You were just supposed to sew
my new police patch on.
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Sue me.I got inspired.
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Well,I may have to sue you.
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It's illegal to add anything
unauthorized to a government uniform.
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What's illegal is making a woman
wear a potato sack with a badge.
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Especially with a waist--
don't think I didn't notice.
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All right,that's -- that's enough.
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You need to take all this
shiny stuff off,all right?
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I'll pick it up tomorrow.
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Sorry.
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Shop closed for the week.
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Why?
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Because.
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I am final bui my florida room.
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I'm gonna turn this whole front room
into a glass solarium.
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We can't afford to move south,but I've saved
up enough to build frida right here.
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I'm gonna have a water feature
and palm trees and lots of neon signs
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so it's relaxing,like miami.
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Well,good for you.
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After all these years of putting up with buzz,
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you deserve a vacation.
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You said it,sister.
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Okay,50 bucks.
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To sew a patch on?
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Broke my bedazzler getting
through all that acrylic.
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apple for the teacher.
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Thanks.
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So,ll me.
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it was fun.
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Yeah,those kids really seemed
into what I was saying.
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And I guess I did pretty good.
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Well,I bet you did.
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The head of the department asked me
to come back as a visiting instructor,
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cover for a woman who's on maternity leave.
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Wait -- they offered you a job?
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Well,yeah.Not full time.
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I'd spend the night in anchorage once
a week and do a class or two.
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That's amazing,but you just got home.
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You want to go away again?
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Well,I'm not moving away.
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It's not a big deal.
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Well,everything's a big deal when your
boyfriend was just lost at sea.
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Sorry.This is.
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exciting for you.
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I just rained all over your parade.
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Julia said it's rareo get a chance like this.
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Well,she would know,right?
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It's weird.
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I feel like she's become this
integral part of your life,
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- and I haven't even met her.
- I know.
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We were just talking about that.
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Which is why we decided that
we should all get together
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and have dinner tomorrow night --
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her and her husband,you and me.
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Really?
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You'll like her.
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I promise.
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Our first double date.
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Yeah
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This is a milestone.
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Good morning.
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why are you here?
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We got plastered with ivan last night,remember?
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B-b-barely.
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Oh,I know.
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That's why i wanted to keep an eye on you --
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make sure you didn't lose consciousness,fall,
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and crack your head open,et cetera.
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I'm naked.
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Yeah,I thought you'd be more comfortable.
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Nothing happened.
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Oh,good.
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It's way to early in the relationship.
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Relationship?
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Oh,I thought that's what was happening.
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Maybe that's not what's happening.
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I thought you liked me,
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- but why would you like me when
- no,no.I-I like you.
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Oh,good.
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I like you,too.
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Wait,annie.
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Hi,annie.
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I'm greta,patrick's girlfriend.
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Annie,wait,wait.
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You do your own laundry from now on.
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Okay,okay,she's not my girlfriend.
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I don't care.
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I just met her at this huskies
party a few days ago,
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and now she's,like,kind of into me.
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Patrick,we're just friends.
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It's fine.
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I thought greta and i were just friends,too.
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Yeah,the whole "being in bed
together" thing might be throwing he
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hi,annie.
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How late do you guys serve breakfast?
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I'm dying for some coffee.
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Patrick and i were up all night.
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Breakfast is served until 10:00,
but it's only for paying guests.
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Perfect.
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Perfect?
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Yeah,I'm getting a room here,
so I'll be down in a minute.
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Oh,if you have mocha nondairy creamer,
that would be super.
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You're getting a room?
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Patrick,if this relationship has a chance in "h,"
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I can't be living an hour and a half away.
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I need to make myself geographically desirable.
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hey!
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Good morning.
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Or should I say "good night"?
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It's all good as long as you keep kissing me.
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I got you your morning bagel.
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Oh,thanks.
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Sam!
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I thought it was time that you had a proper ring.
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It's so beautiful.
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And twinkly.
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And substantial.
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I saw it,and I thought of you.
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Thanks for marrying me.
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You're welcome.
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I love it.
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Oh,it's a little loose.
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I should get it resized before I lose it.
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Can I ask where it came from?
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You won't believe it.
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Tiffany's?
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Cartier?
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The sanitation department oslt and found.
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I'm s-sorry,the what,now?
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Yeah,things sit there long enough,
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they put them up for sale to the employees --
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at sizeable discounts,I might add.
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You got me a secondhand ring from the garbage?
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I bet it wasn't in the garbage.
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Probably someone lost it
on the subway or something.
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Things end up getting stuck in the
gunk under the seats all the time.
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I had it cleaned and appraised.
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The diamond is really good.
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Yeah,but it's someone else's diamond.
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that sat in gunk
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you didn't mindwhen I brought home this
coffee table that I found on the street.
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I was being polite.
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You don't need to get all snobby on me.
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Snobby?
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It's not about the money.
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You looked at this and ought of me.
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But before that,some other guy looked
at it and thought of someone else.
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and is probably looking for her ring.
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in gunk.
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You could have spent less
and made me feel worth more.
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I'm sorry you feel that way.
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I have to go to work.
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Men In Trees
Season 2 Episode 15
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Mr.Benjamin,another beer.
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Ivan,I'm cutting you off.
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You have a game tomorrow.
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You can finish mine.
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Patrick,the team manager's job is
to get my playersonto the ice,
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not into rehab.
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Ah,let him have another one.
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What's the big deal?
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Says the guy who lost his shirt
the last timeivan skated drunk.
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I'm working a dealwith my bookie.
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It's all good.
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Recycling,saving the environment.
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Theresa,do you still havethat
cookbook I loaned you?
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Yeah,it's right here.
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Oh,good.
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I'm making canard.
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Can of what?
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Duck -- I'm making duck.
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Out of a can?
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You can rsvp me "no.
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Canard" means duck,gentlemen,
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and I'm making it for myfirst
couples date with jack.
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So,jerome,you are not invited.
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Which is fine by me --
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I'm not much interested in that
couples stuffthese days,anyhow.
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I'm with jerome --alabout being single.
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Hey,hot stuff.
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Like my new t-shirt?
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"Hockey managers.
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give me a zamboni!
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" Very creative.
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Thanks.
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I'm marin.
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Hi,I'm gretpatrick's girlfriend.
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You don't say.
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Anyway,I'll see youback at the inn,okay?
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I'm makingargis!
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You got it.
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She is not my girlfriend.
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She thinksshe's your girlfriend.
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She made a t-shirt.
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I don't know how this happened.
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I mean,ghe nit we're drinking,and the next night,
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she's making t-shirts and margis and googly eyes.
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So?Break up with her.
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I don't know how.
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W-w-what do you say?
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I mean,I-I've never done it.
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Unless I haveand I don't remember.
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Nope -- never even hada girlfriend before annie.
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Here's what you do.
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Bring home another girl.
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They usually get the hint.
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They,uh.
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that they need to move on?
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Or they ma outwith the other girl.
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Either way,you win.
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Nice.
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Patrick,you justhave to be honest with her.
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Or stop returning her calls.
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Ah,yes,the slow fade.
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One of mypersonal favorites.
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Jerome,you don'teven have a phone.
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So you think.
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I thoughtgreta seemed kind of nice.
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hot stuff.
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Who cares if she's nice?
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He can't settle down.
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Patrick has only beenwith,uh,one girl.
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You don't needto advertise it.
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There are women out therewaiting for you.
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You're single,under 30 --psh,not fat.
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No.
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You must take advantage.
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You can't get hung upon one girl.
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But you'retotally into annie.
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That's different.
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I've seen the world already.
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Have you been to europe,
morocco,or mall of america?
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No.NO.
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And I am intrigued.
268
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,530
Dude,there is a whole new worldout there for U.
269
00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,230
You're right.
270
00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:33,280
So,you're gonna gobreak up with greta?
271
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:34,700
Yeah.
272
00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:36,290
a otra cerveza.Right afterI have another beer.
273
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:37,670
Good boy.
274
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:50,970
Hello?
275
00:11:51,090 --> 00:11:53,080
Sam got megan engement ring.
276
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:53,850
damn him?
277
00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:55,870
From the sanitationlost and found.
278
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,580
Oh.Yeah.
279
00:11:57,940 --> 00:12:00,580
Okay,well,it's the thoughtthat counts,right?
280
00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:01,670
Is it pretty?
281
00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,050
Mm,it's gorgeous.
282
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,400
And it's creeping me out.
283
00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:07,190
T a chance.
284
00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:09,000
It came from his heart.
285
00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:10,240
What are you making?
286
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,120
Canard bastide.
287
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,570
Ooh,that's your fancy meal.
288
00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:14,310
What gives?
289
00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:16,810
We're having julia and
herhusband for dinner tonight.
290
00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:19,410
Oh,finally meetingthe other woman.
291
00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:20,120
Other woman?
292
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:21,810
Honey,joking.
293
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,220
Or not.
294
00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:24,500
I mean,I'll admit it.
295
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:27,110
It's weirdjack has this relationship
with a woman I've never met.
296
00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,650
I'm a little jealous.
297
00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:29,950
Oh,this is so wrong.
298
00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:31,210
Or normal.
299
00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,410
She's happily married.
300
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,670
And you and jackare really solid.
301
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,380
He wants to go work with her200 miles away.
302
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:38,940
Didn't he just get home?
303
00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:39,940
Thanks.
304
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,010
Sorry.
305
00:12:41,070 --> 00:12:43,660
Speaking of home --I'm at mine.
306
00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:46,730
Once she gets a load of yourduck,
she'll know who's boss.
307
00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:47,790
Thanks.
308
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,600
Going somewhere?
309
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,030
Not just somewhere --everywhere.
310
00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:06,890
I'm gonna goaround the world.
311
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,060
You're not fleeing the countryjust
to avoid greta,are you?
312
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,140
'Cause trust me -- there are much
cheaper waysto break up with a girl.
313
00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:13,240
No.
314
00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:14,950
I was thiningabout what ivan said.
315
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:15,880
He's right.
316
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:17,670
I-I-I've never gone anywhere.
317
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,310
It's time.
318
00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:23,010
What is it with everyonewanting to leave town?
319
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,870
I even have an itinerary.
320
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,480
Tell me.
321
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,160
So,I'm the new patrick,right?
322
00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:29,010
Right.
323
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,060
So I'm going everywhere with "new" in the name.
324
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:34,290
Starting in new york,then I'm hitting new guinea,
325
00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:37,340
newfoundland,and new zealand.
326
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:41,870
Oh,what aboutnewton,massachusetts,
and new south wales?
327
00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:44,500
This is gonna get pricy.
328
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:45,930
You're on.
329
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,380
Hello,elmo.
330
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:51,430
Patrick and I werejust talking about wanderlust.
331
00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:53,510
Travel is good for the soul.
332
00:13:53,610 --> 00:13:57,360
It opens your eyes,
takes yourmind and body to new places.
333
00:13:57,410 --> 00:14:00,310
But what aboutthe people who stay behind?
334
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:05,570
How can we trust that you won't be
seducedby these new sights and sounds?
335
00:14:05,650 --> 00:14:08,170
If you setsomething you love free,
336
00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:11,140
can you really trustthat it will come back to you?
337
00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,170
Hey.
338
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,500
Joe.
339
00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,430
what's withthe slurpee break?
340
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,230
Did you getthat wall out already?
341
00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:24,280
Yeah,listen,mrs.Washington.
342
00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:26,860
we,um,we couldn't startyour florida room today.
343
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,270
Hey,when maigives u a down payment,
344
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:32,240
mai expects youto get down to work.
345
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,360
Your check bounced.
346
00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:35,540
What?
347
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,940
Impossible.I have plenty of
cashin my florida-room account.
348
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,570
Sorry.
349
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:49,800
This was all I could buybefore
I realized you were.
350
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,480
broke.
351
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:54,060
You owe me 10 bucksfor that.
352
00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:01,860
Buzz,did you take moneyout of
my florida-room account?
353
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:02,820
What?
354
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,830
Me?
355
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,120
No!
356
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:08,230
You and I are the only oneswith
our names on that account.
357
00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:10,570
So you tell me --who took it,then?
358
00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:12,460
A.bank robber?
359
00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:17,340
All right,uh.
360
00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:19,020
I may have taken.
361
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,010
a loan.
362
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,460
What do you need a loan for?
363
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,650
Are you in trouble?
364
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:24,560
No,I-I didn'twant to tell you,baby,
365
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:26,250
but business has been soft,
366
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,940
and I've been having problemspaying
for the plane upkeep.
367
00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:30,770
But I'll pay you back.
368
00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:32,920
You could have told meat,buzz.
369
00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,820
We're in this together.
370
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,390
My florida room can wait.
371
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:39,350
I know,baby,but I justdidn't want to worry you.
372
00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,150
Worry me?
373
00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:41,800
Hell,I was gonna kill you!
374
00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:44,180
I thought you were gamblingagain or something.
375
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:45,340
What?
376
00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:48,160
Gambling?What am I,crazy?
377
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,080
Yes.
378
00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:00,260
- Hey!
- Hi!
379
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,190
- Hi.
- Hi.
380
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,520
Hi.I'm marin.
381
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,400
Jim --bearer of dessert.
382
00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:10,040
Oh,great.
383
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,180
Marin,it's so niceto -- to fally meet you.
384
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:13,270
Same here.
385
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,870
- Hi.I'm jack.
- I figured.
386
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,800
Coconut cake.
387
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,050
It's jim'sspecialty.
388
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:27,540
And the only product I've been ableto
successfully complete in six months.
389
00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:29,810
He's been having a little sculptor's block.
390
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:31,720
Oh,I hear youon that one.
391
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,120
You should see our housewhen he's blocked.
392
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:34,940
It's floor-to-ceilingbaked goods.
393
00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:36,990
Well,marin makes stew.
394
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,400
We could opena restaurant.
395
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,390
Come on inside.
396
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,510
Let's get you a drink.
397
00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:48,770
Ships that pass,huh?
398
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,560
Just hear me out.
399
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:53,820
I've heard enough.
400
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,500
Give me the ring,and I'll return it.
401
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,380
No.
402
00:16:56,390 --> 00:17:00,480
I was thinking,the ring...god.
403
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:02,260
Oh,my gosh.It's gone.
404
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:04,640
No!
405
00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:06,180
No,sam,I swear.
406
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:07,040
I was wearing it.
407
00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,510
I was trying to get used to it.
408
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,730
It must have slipped off
accidentally was doing my errands.
409
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:12,780
Or on purpose.
410
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:13,580
Seriously?
411
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:16,160
You think I would lose a ring
you gave me on purpose?
412
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:17,000
I don't know.
413
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,410
Apparentlyyou think I'm the type of guy
414
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:21,370
who treats his wife like garbage
by buying her a diamond.
415
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,230
I got to go.
416
00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:31,150
- Come on.
- No,seriously.
417
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,640
He was cracking jokes up there.
418
00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:33,820
He's funny.
419
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,550
And those kidsare a tough audience.
420
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,160
What?You don't think I'm funny?
421
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,860
I guessI never thought about it.
422
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,130
But wait,making jokesabout what -- whales?
423
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,840
I don't do my bitson my days off.
424
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,030
Smart man.
425
00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:48,470
Oh,baby,you didn't like your duck?
426
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:49,300
Oh,it was good.
427
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,400
I don't love duck.
428
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,990
Oh,it's that wholefatty-meat thing,huh?
429
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:53,840
Yeah.
430
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:54,730
The what?
431
00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:57,220
We had a lot of timeout there on the water.
432
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,860
Julia hatesblack olives.
433
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,690
You should have told meyou didn't like duck.
434
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:03,020
It was hard to sleep.
435
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,630
So we would just talk.
436
00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:07,630
She's still not sleeping.
437
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:09,030
I've been havingnightmares.
438
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,530
It's been tough on jim.
439
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:11,630
Jack,too.
440
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,350
I'ven ottevery good at the,uh.
441
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,670
3:00 A.M.Tea-brewing.
442
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,310
I used to take careof him.
443
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,990
the proverbial tableshave turned.
444
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,580
Jack took care of me out at sea.
445
00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:22,860
Jim takes care of me at home.
446
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,580
When did I become so helpless?
447
00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:26,610
To jack.
448
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:27,870
for saving my wife.
449
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:30,130
No,we saved each other.
450
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:32,590
- To jack.
- To jack.
451
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:42,470
Oh,no.No,thanks.I'm stuffed.
452
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,700
Oh,good.More for us.
453
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,460
I love coconut.
454
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:48,690
If I could marry it,I would.
455
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:50,430
Good to know.
456
00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:00,470
- This is.
- coconutty.
457
00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:03,570
This is coconut cake!
458
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,010
Thanks.
459
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,130
Um,coffee,anyone?
460
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,630
- Julia,black?
- Yeah.
461
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,150
- Yeah,thanks.
- good
462
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,180
You're lucky.
463
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:13,700
He makes great coffee.
464
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:16,510
I'm gonna have to get a better
coffee makerfor the apartment.
465
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,740
What apartment?The one
we're sharingin anchorage.
466
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:34,930
Jack,uh,didn't tell meabout an apartment.
467
00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:37,160
Oh,I-it's just this littledive-y
place I keep near campus.
468
00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:38,340
We live three hoursfrom anchorage.
469
00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:40,160
So on the days I teach,I-I stay there.
470
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,470
We would time-share it.
471
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:44,000
Yeah,when I'm not there,jack can crash.
472
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,740
Saves money on a hotel.
473
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,550
Well,looks like you have thisall thought out.
474
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,980
Baby -- baby,slow down.
475
00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:57,080
Honey.
476
00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:58,590
We'll never be invited back.
477
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:00,630
Anybody?
478
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,550
Oh,yeah,that's --that's just great.
479
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:09,810
Hey!
480
00:20:09,850 --> 00:20:11,050
Where have you been?
481
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:15,140
I left messages for youall over,
but younever called me back.
482
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,440
Yep,that's -- that'sthe kind of guy I am.
483
00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:22,540
Well,if you are playinghard to ge then sign me up.
484
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,940
This ladyloves a challenge.
485
00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:26,490
Oh,okay.
486
00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:28,140
greta.
487
00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:31,430
I was thinking,uh.
488
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:33,620
maybe we should,uh.
489
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,040
have another girl over,hmm?
490
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,180
- Okay.
- Okay?
491
00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:40,560
Tell them to bring extratequila.
492
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:42,540
We're running low.
493
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,940
See,the thing is,I'm gonna be leaving town soon.
494
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,470
- Yeah?
- Yeah,it's partof my new philosophy.
495
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,380
I-I need to get outand see the world.
496
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:55,930
Hey,we could go to amsterdam and
staywith my pen pal,anika.
497
00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:57,900
That's probablynot a-a great idea.
498
00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:58,750
Yeah.
499
00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:00,420
She doesn't havegreat handwriting.
500
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,780
I bet she's messy.
501
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,080
I'm still technicallyengaged to annie.
502
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,750
- You are?
- Yeah.
503
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,180
I should have told you thatwhen we met.
504
00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:12,670
I am a bad,bad guy.
505
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,790
and dishonest.
506
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,510
You probably neverwant to see me again,hmm?
507
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,850
Are youstill in love with her?
508
00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:22,910
Well,uh.technically?No.
509
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,580
Do you want meto talk to her for you?
510
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,860
I'm good.
511
00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:32,120
Thank you so much,marin.
512
00:21:32,170 --> 00:21:33,090
The night was lovely.
513
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,520
It was.I'm sorryyou have to leave so early.
514
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:37,450
Well,we're an hourinto the country from here.
515
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:41,920
I used to think rural alaskawas
reduant till we moved there.
516
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,080
Keys,please.
517
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,320
Looks like I'll be caretakingon the way home.
518
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:51,310
- See you on campus.
- I'll see you.
519
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,200
- Good night.
- Good night.
520
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,520
You're going to livewith her?
521
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,660
No.
522
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,740
We're just gonna sharean apartment.
523
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,410
It's no big deal.
524
00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,700
If it's no big deal,
why didn't you tell me earlier?
525
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:10,550
Because I knewyou weren't crazy about
me taking the jobto begin with.
526
00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:13,170
So I wouldhave found out when?
527
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:17,180
When I-I called one night and you guys were
doing a dueton the answering machine?
528
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,040
Marin,you met her.
529
00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:19,460
She'sperfectly nice and married.
530
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,000
Then youshould have told me.
531
00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:22,290
Well,we did tell you.
532
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:22,970
"We?
533
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:24,540
" Wait,what is going on here?
534
00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:25,400
What's going on here is,
535
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:28,290
here we're pretending to be this loving
couplewith this other loving couple.
536
00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:29,360
We're not pretending,marin.
537
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:32,210
No,but I feel like I don't even
reallyknow you and she does.
538
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:34,950
You hate fatty meat,
you -- you -- you crack jokes,
539
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,030
you don't even tell me when you're sharing
an apartmentwith another woman.
540
00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:41,380
Y-y-you've become a "we"with her,
541
00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:46,280
and I-I'm not sureI know who we are anymore.
542
00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:50,740
I don't think you should go.
543
00:22:50,850 --> 00:22:54,910
You could get murderedor get your
passport stolen or get malaria.
544
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:55,720
Not in china.
545
00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:57,280
We're a very clean people.
546
00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:00,800
Celia,you're just afraidto let the boy go.
547
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,060
Thank you,dad.
548
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,030
I-I knew you'd thinkit was a good idea.
549
00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:04,970
Good idea?
550
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,140
It's crazy.
551
00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:07,770
How you gonna afford this?
552
00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:09,490
I'm glad you asked.
553
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:14,790
See,ts is where you --
my parentsand my step-parent -- come in.
554
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,430
I'm offering,for a limited time only,
555
00:23:17,550 --> 00:23:20,250
sponsorshipfor different legs of my trip.
556
00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:23,420
It's like a walk-a-thon,only I'm flying,mostly,
557
00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:25,430
and the good cause is.
558
00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:27,460
me!
559
00:23:28,580 --> 00:23:29,770
I like your moxie.
560
00:23:29,870 --> 00:23:31,160
Thank you,mom mai.
561
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:34,450
Can I sign you up for,say,
the new delhito new zealand portion?
562
00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:35,440
Hell,no.
563
00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:36,290
Okay.
564
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,260
well,how about the,uh,new york to new jersey leg.
565
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,840
Yeah,that's justa bus ticket.
566
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,960
I couldn't afford a ticketto the couch right now.
567
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:46,120
Buzz cleaned outmy savings account.
568
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,470
You stole her money?
569
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,590
No,I-it was a loan.
570
00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:50,900
Which he's going to pay me back with interest.
571
00:23:50,990 --> 00:23:52,110
Of course I'm gonna pay youback.
572
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:53,690
- What's the big deal?
- Cleaned me out.
573
00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:54,460
Doesn't sound like a loan.
574
00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:56,780
Hey,listen,I don't thinkthis is police business.
575
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,380
- Don't stick your nose intoo far.
- Don't get so defensive.
576
00:23:59,390 --> 00:24:00,620
What are you defending?
577
00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:02,620
I'm never gettingout of this town.
578
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,340
I don't want to fightabout this.
579
00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:08,560
Neither do I.
580
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,480
If you really don't want meto
do this anchorage thing,I won'T.
581
00:24:11,570 --> 00:24:13,280
Oh,don't make mebe that girl,jack.
582
00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:14,370
What girl?
583
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,420
The girl who ties you down.
584
00:24:17,610 --> 00:24:19,940
Ugh,this is disgusting.
585
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:36,020
The truck started smokinga
couple of miles down the road.
586
00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:39,190
Is there a service stationmething?
587
00:24:39,210 --> 00:24:41,110
Oh,uh,not this late.
588
00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:42,850
Uh,stay the night.
589
00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:44,180
We can have someone lookat it in the morning.
590
00:24:44,210 --> 00:24:45,710
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
591
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:47,630
Of course.
592
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,660
Thank you.
593
00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:51,320
Jack to the rescueagain,huh?
594
00:24:57,490 --> 00:24:59,110
I really appreciate this.
595
00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:00,510
Of course.
596
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,180
Jim was supposed to getthe truck serviced,
597
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:05,350
but I guess that wassomething else he "blocked.
598
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,130
Jim is right here.
599
00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:09,490
Sorry.
600
00:25:13,870 --> 00:25:15,680
He's not a great drinker.
601
00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:18,860
Or he is,depending on howyou define it,I guess.
602
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,980
Hey,where'sthe coconut cake?
603
00:25:28,690 --> 00:25:30,250
you threw outmy damn cake?
604
00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:33,160
see,see,here's the thing.
605
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:38,790
It was so good that,uh,
we were afraidthat we'd eat the whole thing.
606
00:25:40,150 --> 00:25:41,070
Oh,look.
607
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,300
This sidel stillooks good.
608
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,380
If you hated it,you should have just said so.
609
00:25:53,490 --> 00:25:54,970
I'm so sorry.
610
00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:10,290
You're up.
611
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:11,980
I can't sleep.
612
00:26:13,060 --> 00:26:14,400
Sam.
613
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,030
I'm sorry about the ring.
614
00:26:20,290 --> 00:26:22,560
I so appreciatethat you got it for me,
615
00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:25,040
and I did really like it.
616
00:26:25,490 --> 00:26:27,200
It was twinkly.
617
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:31,720
and had those little diamondson the side.
618
00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:33,000
Baguettes.
619
00:26:33,650 --> 00:26:37,870
And that one dayI wore it,
it stopped beingsomeone else's and.
620
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,520
started being mine.
621
00:26:41,470 --> 00:26:42,870
I really miss it.
622
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,190
I miss my ring.
623
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,350
Well,maybe it'll go backto the lost and found,
624
00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:53,730
and I can buy itfor you again.
625
00:26:54,410 --> 00:26:56,100
This is new york,sam.
626
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,980
Thingsdon't come back to you.
627
00:26:58,770 --> 00:27:00,610
They get pawned.
628
00:27:24,740 --> 00:27:25,940
Whoa,don't hit me.
629
00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:30,680
Patrick.
630
00:27:31,460 --> 00:27:33,430
what are you doingin my closet?
631
00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:34,710
I'm hiding from greta.
632
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,430
She wants to stay up all
nightand tell ghost stories
633
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:38,770
while we tickleeach other's arms.
634
00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:40,010
Well,you can't hide here.
635
00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,730
Just give mer othe10 minutes,okay?
636
00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:44,010
She looked likeshe was getting groggy.
637
00:27:44,210 --> 00:27:47,620
If you don't like her,
why don't you justbreak up with her?
638
00:27:47,650 --> 00:27:49,270
���N't,okay?
639
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,510
I tried the slow fade,
the girl-on-girl thing,you know.
640
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:53,740
T-the what?
641
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:55,530
It's a pretty advancedtechnique.
642
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,380
Anyway,nothing worked!
643
00:27:57,450 --> 00:28:00,370
Did you tryjust sitting her down and saying,
644
00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:03,900
"we need to talk,"and telling her the truth?
645
00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:05,640
No.
646
00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:06,920
Hey.
647
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,470
maybe youcould talk to her for me.
648
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,960
Patrick.
649
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,810
get out.
650
00:28:25,090 --> 00:28:27,240
- Gotcha!
- Oh,boy.
651
00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:32,220
Jack's checking outthe engine.
652
00:28:32,350 --> 00:28:33,870
He's pretty goodat that stuff.
653
00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:37,500
I'm really embarrassed.
654
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,120
No,come on.
655
00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:40,900
I shouldn't let him drink.
656
00:28:41,310 --> 00:28:42,710
Hes really moody.
657
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:46,100
You know,he says it's partof
his tortured artist soul.
658
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,460
I think he's depressed.
659
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,940
That must not be easyto deal with.
660
00:28:52,950 --> 00:28:55,000
Hasn't madefor the easiest marriage.
661
00:28:55,110 --> 00:28:59,460
Sometimes he can beso optimistic,
and thenit all just gets dark.
662
00:28:59,510 --> 00:29:02,920
- And the coconut cake
- oh,I am so sorryabout that.
663
00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:07,070
- No,no.It's...it...it's lousy.
- Yeah.
664
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,040
I just -- I mean,I don't
havethe heart to tell him.
665
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,700
Did you knowhe was like this when you married him?
666
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,770
I guess I thoughtit was just a phase.
667
00:29:20,610 --> 00:29:23,180
But it got worse whenwe moved up here for my work.
668
00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:25,740
I mean,jim wanted to go sculptin france.
669
00:29:25,790 --> 00:29:27,480
We had to make a choice.
670
00:29:27,820 --> 00:29:29,290
He still resents it.
671
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,800
I should have made him go.
672
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,670
I hope you don't mind me
talking to you about all this.
673
00:29:37,770 --> 00:29:39,560
I mean,I-I know thatyou're a relationship coach.
674
00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:40,940
I don't mind.
675
00:29:42,410 --> 00:29:45,180
You know,I was,uh,watching you at dinner,
676
00:29:45,190 --> 00:29:47,770
and I thoughtyou seem like a happy couple.
677
00:29:49,650 --> 00:29:51,070
Really happy?
678
00:29:52,210 --> 00:29:53,710
Not anymore.
679
00:29:53,970 --> 00:29:56,230
I mean,we're not happylike you and jack.
680
00:29:58,450 --> 00:30:00,330
Yeah,I think it might bethe fan belt.
681
00:30:01,390 --> 00:30:04,850
Uh,I might havea spare one
I can rig upwhen it's light.
682
00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:07,690
Everything'sbetter in the light.
683
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,050
Hey,this your work?
684
00:30:17,740 --> 00:30:18,890
Yeah.
685
00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:22,180
I'm gonna drive in the morning
to a gallery over in sitka.
686
00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:24,280
Haven't sold much in the last few months.
687
00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:25,530
Yeah,it must be tough.
688
00:30:25,550 --> 00:30:28,240
Yeah,well,it doesn't make you
feel like you got the cojones
689
00:30:28,350 --> 00:30:30,310
when your wife'sthe big breadwinner,you know?
690
00:30:30,810 --> 00:30:32,700
Julia seemspretty understanding.
691
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,890
It's not her problem,is it?
692
00:30:35,310 --> 00:30:36,670
Yeah,I guess not.
693
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,330
Hey,I like this one.
694
00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:43,300
Yeah,it's oneof my favorites.
695
00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:44,310
How much is it?
696
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:45,160
Two.
697
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,220
I'll take it.
698
00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:48,200
- Yeah?
- Yeah
699
00:30:50,050 --> 00:30:51,690
What the hell,I'll give itto you for $1,500.
700
00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:54,070
Oh,you meant thousand?
701
00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:57,460
Just kidding.
702
00:31:07,670 --> 00:31:09,510
This better not bebad news.
703
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,650
Bad newsalways comes at 2:00 A.M.
704
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,990
- oh,geez.
- I gave you a week,buzz.
705
00:31:22,030 --> 00:31:24,130
Now wantthe rest of my money.
706
00:31:26,910 --> 00:31:30,660
So my loanwas to pay off your bookie?
707
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,130
Mai,let me explain.
708
00:31:32,230 --> 00:31:33,760
You knew,buzz.
709
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,000
You knewif you ever gamble again.
710
00:31:39,970 --> 00:31:41,120
That's it.
711
00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:42,290
I'm leaving.
712
00:31:54,770 --> 00:31:56,710
I hopethey're gonna be okay.
713
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,600
Me too.
714
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,340
I want you to takethe lecturing job,jack.
715
00:32:06,910 --> 00:32:08,060
Really?
716
00:32:10,270 --> 00:32:13,690
It's two days a week,and you're good at it.
717
00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:17,120
And julia's really cool.
718
00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:22,680
And I don't ever want to regretnot letting you go.
719
00:32:31,990 --> 00:32:33,170
I'll miss you.
720
00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:36,180
I'm right here.
721
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,300
- this is weird.
- Yeah
722
00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:04,870
What the hell?
723
00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:08,460
I left buzz.
724
00:33:16,970 --> 00:33:17,950
Hey!
725
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,040
Who is it?
726
00:33:19,170 --> 00:33:20,430
You lose a ring?
727
00:33:20,820 --> 00:33:21,880
Oh,my god.
728
00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:24,160
You havey ring?
729
00:33:24,990 --> 00:33:25,940
Who are you?
730
00:33:26,030 --> 00:33:27,780
Medallion number 15p3.
731
00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:30,910
I dropped you off at his
address at 3:54 P.M.yesterday
732
00:33:30,990 --> 00:33:31,980
You're good.
733
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,580
I'm a new york citycabbie,ma'am.
734
00:33:33,690 --> 00:33:34,800
Can I have my ring?
735
00:33:34,850 --> 00:33:36,090
Can you identify it?
736
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,990
Someone else lost a ringin your cab yesterday?
737
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,110
This is new york,buddy.
738
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,170
You can't trust anyone.
739
00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:42,240
I try and tellim thatall the time.
740
00:33:42,290 --> 00:33:46,920
It's a rectangle with,uh,all these
little edgesthat make it twinkly.
741
00:33:46,950 --> 00:33:48,060
Facets.
742
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,090
They're called facets.
743
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:50,950
Oh,and it hasbaguettes.
744
00:33:50,990 --> 00:33:52,900
Those are the little diamondson the side.
745
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,970
And it's a little dingedon the inside of the band,
746
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,420
but that's okay.
747
00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:58,890
I love it anyway.
748
00:34:02,390 --> 00:34:03,430
Here you go.
749
00:34:03,570 --> 00:34:04,950
Oh,thank you!
750
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:06,770
Thank you so much!
751
00:34:07,430 --> 00:34:09,130
Can I give youa reward?
752
00:34:09,170 --> 00:34:11,460
Nah.All part of the job.
753
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,720
Nice coffee table,by the way.
754
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:14,930
Yeah?
755
00:34:23,090 --> 00:34:25,420
- It's yours.
- Hey,thanks.
756
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,860
I thought you lovedthat table.
757
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,640
But you didn'T.
758
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,600
Besides,ths new york.
759
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,470
A new table'sjust a dumpster away.
760
00:34:44,130 --> 00:34:46,360
Sorry.I'll getyour breakfast started.
761
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,900
Mocha nondairy creamer,right?
762
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,050
That's okay.
763
00:34:50,170 --> 00:34:52,070
I made breakfast already.
764
00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:53,530
for like 10 people.
765
00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:54,990
Toast?
766
00:34:55,550 --> 00:34:57,400
O-okay.
767
00:34:58,030 --> 00:35:02,300
Patrick went out with ivanlast
night at like 1:00 in the morning,
768
00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:03,850
and they never came back.
769
00:35:03,890 --> 00:35:05,930
I kept making toastso I wouldn't think about
770
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,150
where he might be orwhat
hot girl he might be with.
771
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,200
I-I'm surehe's not with a girl.
772
00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:13,130
Promise?
773
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,920
Well,no,I-I can't promise.
774
00:35:16,010 --> 00:35:17,210
But I doubt it.
775
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,110
I just like him so much.
776
00:35:20,210 --> 00:35:21,280
So much.
777
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,980
Like,crazy like him.
778
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,010
That's a lot of like.
779
00:35:25,130 --> 00:35:26,260
I know,right?
780
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:27,660
Sorry.
781
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,780
I know you guysused to be engaged.
782
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,280
But we're not anymore.
783
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,380
It's fine.
784
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,130
Then why do you still wearthat engagement ring?
785
00:35:41,270 --> 00:35:43,240
Habit,I guess.
786
00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:44,340
No,I hear you.
787
00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:47,930
I mean,I would totally neverta off
a ring if patrick gave me one,
788
00:35:48,030 --> 00:35:51,140
which I really hopehe gives me in amsterdam.
789
00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,980
It'supposed to bevery romantic.
790
00:35:53,090 --> 00:35:54,120
Greta.
791
00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:56,770
we need to talk.
792
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,720
Hey.
793
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,690
I gotthe truck running.
794
00:36:10,780 --> 00:36:11,590
Oh,good.
795
00:36:11,690 --> 00:36:12,620
What's this?
796
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,810
Oh,I bought it from jim.
797
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,190
It's beautiful.
798
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:21,690
Yeah,I think so,too.
799
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,700
Hey,are they awake yet?
800
00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:25,160
I don't know.
801
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:27,530
I hope they're still talkingto each other.
802
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,840
- Morning.���
- Morning.
803
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,300
We just took a walkaround your pond.
804
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,140
It's gorgeous.
805
00:36:36,180 --> 00:36:37,300
Very walden-esque.
806
00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:38,680
Thank you.
807
00:36:38,710 --> 00:36:39,830
Oh,and jimade coffee.
808
00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:41,880
It's no slattery brew,but it's pretty damn good.
809
00:36:41,990 --> 00:36:44,710
Well,I accept your faint praise
with loveand understanding.
810
00:36:46,890 --> 00:36:48,160
Hey,you're taking that one?
811
00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:49,100
Yeah,I am.
812
00:36:49,190 --> 00:36:49,890
I like it.
813
00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,210
I'm surprisedjim would part with it.
814
00:36:51,350 --> 00:36:52,500
It's one of his favorites.
815
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,780
Well.
816
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:56,050
it's going to a good home.
817
00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:59,500
I love how the lighthits its curves.
818
00:36:59,610 --> 00:37:01,110
Is it of something?
819
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:05,200
It's the torso of a woman --julia,actually.
820
00:37:09,390 --> 00:37:11,170
So now we'll all be living with my wife.
821
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,980
here we go,my friend.
822
00:37:20,060 --> 00:37:21,780
Man,what did we drinklast night?
823
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,030
Benjamin'sliquor cabinet.
824
00:37:27,970 --> 00:37:29,450
If you wanted to break upwith me,
825
00:37:29,570 --> 00:37:31,020
you should have just said so.
826
00:37:31,130 --> 00:37:32,480
Goodbye,patrick.
827
00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:39,460
What just happened?
828
00:37:39,570 --> 00:37:41,380
I broke up witherfor you.
829
00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:43,030
Hello,annie.
830
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:45,180
Ivan,will you excuse us?
831
00:37:45,310 --> 00:37:47,190
Patrick,we need to talk.
832
00:37:57,460 --> 00:37:59,190
I need us to be over.
833
00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:00,660
I thought we were over.
834
00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:02,270
Not in my heart.
835
00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:06,830
In my heart,I wasstill holding out
hope that you would wake upand just.
836
00:38:08,150 --> 00:38:09,980
be in love with me again.
837
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:12,080
But that didn't happen.
838
00:38:13,270 --> 00:38:14,480
Not yet.
839
00:38:14,570 --> 00:38:15,650
No.
840
00:38:16,090 --> 00:38:17,520
Or maybe ever.
841
00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:20,690
Patrick.
842
00:38:23,190 --> 00:38:25,100
I've hit rock bottom.
843
00:38:26,210 --> 00:38:28,770
I'm breaking upwith other women for you
844
00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:31,750
and I've lostmy self-esteem and.
845
00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:34,080
it's not fair.
846
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,800
I-I have to shut the dooron us.
847
00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:44,380
This is yours.
848
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,920
Annie.
849
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:51,750
it's time.
850
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,760
I'm setting us both free.
851
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,530
Oh,hey,patrick.
852
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,780
What's this?
853
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:20,880
I'm sitting shivafor my florida room.
854
00:39:30,460 --> 00:39:32,670
Aw,I'm already married.
855
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,330
to a no-good liar.
856
00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:37,340
And technically,you and me,we're related.
857
00:39:37,470 --> 00:39:38,280
But thanks anyway.
858
00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:41,780
No,I-I want youto sell it for me.
859
00:39:42,170 --> 00:39:43,580
Annie's engagement ring?
860
00:39:43,690 --> 00:39:44,700
Yeah.
861
00:39:46,510 --> 00:39:48,220
It's time for me to go.
862
00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:51,340
I'm gonnuse the moneyto see the world.
863
00:39:53,530 --> 00:39:54,860
Well,good for you.
864
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,830
At least one of us will.
865
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:03,050
Humans are born with the desire to roam the earth.
866
00:40:03,090 --> 00:40:06,140
We crawl,then walk,then run.
867
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,920
all in an effort to move further away from
868
00:40:09,010 --> 00:40:11,770
where we came from -- from home.
869
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,840
I know firhand the thrill of
870
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,330
what changing one's surroundings
can do for one's heart.
871
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,800
And now I also know that sometimes staying home
872
00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:27,290
and letting others go can be
its own fantasic journey.
873
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,560
because when you let go of something,
874
00:40:49,650 --> 00:40:52,740
you make room for something else entirely.
875
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
something you never expected.
876
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:08,930
something that makes home seem like
its own unexpected adventure.
877
00:41:14,310 --> 00:41:18,730
A trip where new treasures are
found around every old corner.
878
00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:29,430
where the world and all its complexities
come right to your doorstep.
879
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,540
Because in the end,
880
00:41:35,590 --> 00:41:38,930
the power is not just with those who go away,
881
00:41:39,090 --> 00:41:42,540
but also in what they leave behind.
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