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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:01,700 previously on "men in trees"... 2 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:02,740 patrick and annie... 3 00:00:02,740 --> 00:00:03,570 you did their charts? 4 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:06,450 If they get married,it's gonna be a great wall of disaster. 5 00:00:06,450 --> 00:00:08,450 My family's gonna love you. 6 00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:09,300 Hi.I'm,uh-- 7 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,700 you're patrick. 8 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,360 You are gonna love these guys,ma. 9 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:16,500 You're the first woman I've ever dated that makes me wanna throw my vows right out the window. 10 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:18,800 I haven't been able to get you out of my head. 11 00:00:20,610 --> 00:00:21,720 I'm sorry.I'm not ready. 12 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:22,810 I got this job... 13 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:24,310 offer.I know. 14 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:25,400 I took it. 15 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,240 We both need some time and space. 16 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,810 Well,I guess nine months at sea is gonna give us a lot of that. 17 00:00:45,250 --> 00:00:47,510 run! 18 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,890 annie 19 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:08,450 no. 20 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:12,870 Annie? 21 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:14,400 No. 22 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,640 What is it? 23 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,710 No. 24 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:20,080 Jack. 25 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:28,240 Jack. 26 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:41,010 oh,mai. 27 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:42,020 Are you okay? 28 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:44,300 you and jack are in big trouble. 29 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:47,100 I had a dream-- a premonition. 30 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:50,490 You and jack were in a forest being chased by a wolf-- 31 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:51,910 a hungry wolf-- 32 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:56,080 and then you came to a clearing,and... 33 00:01:56,340 --> 00:01:57,580 and? 34 00:01:57,580 --> 00:02:00,230 And you needed jack,and he was gone! 35 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:01,400 Poof! 36 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,450 Okay,mai,you are just having some pre-wedding stress. 37 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:05,860 Can I get you a sedative? 38 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,380 I need you to listen to me. 39 00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:08,730 Okay,let's review. 40 00:02:08,730 --> 00:02:13,850 Uh,jack was gone in your dream because he's going to the bering sea for nine months to study whales. 41 00:02:13,850 --> 00:02:18,460 -No. -And you are dreaming about wolves because... 42 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:21,010 these are all over town. 43 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,180 You gotta watch out for your man. 44 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:24,770 Jack is not my man. 45 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,460 Not if you let him go. 46 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:35,240 do you ever feel like kicking god out of bed? 47 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,060 I do,because our relationship with god-- 48 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:40,630 it's like a marriage. 49 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:42,520 There are days that we know without a doubt 50 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,970 that this is the person we want to spend the rest of our life with, 51 00:02:44,970 --> 00:02:46,990 and then there's days where we just--we want god to get out of our face 52 00:02:46,990 --> 00:02:50,160 so we can have some alone time. 53 00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:52,880 I'm here to tell you that's okay, 54 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:56,990 and if you and god aren't communicating in here, 55 00:02:57,300 --> 00:03:01,240 maybe you need to go out there-- the world,nature. 56 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:06,910 Alaska--I mean,it's some of the most beautiful land on this earth,and god created it. 57 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:09,440 Remember why you fell in love with him... 58 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,210 her in the first place. 59 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:13,630 so get out there. 60 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:15,780 Climb a mountain.Row a boat. 61 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:19,060 Run through the woods and scream at the top of your lungs. 62 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:24,810 Any way that you go about it,god will join you. 63 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:29,060 my pleasure.Good to see you. 64 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:31,640 Thank you. 65 00:03:34,390 --> 00:03:36,750 See you next sunday. 66 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:43,540 So,sara jackson,you finally saw me give a sermon. 67 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:45,320 Yes,I did. 68 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,920 Is it wrong to say I was slightly turned on? 69 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:51,140 Okay,that is the best review I've had all day. 70 00:03:51,140 --> 00:03:53,310 Some of these people--they think I'm a little unorthodox. 71 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:56,810 They prefer sermons you can sleep through. 72 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:09,130 hi,steve.How's it going? 73 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:13,290 yeah. 74 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:17,840 was that bad? 75 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:21,320 No,as kisses go,I think it was pretty extraordinary. 76 00:04:25,170 --> 00:04:27,650 guys! 77 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:32,920 this is my mom. 78 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,330 Welcome to elmo! 79 00:04:35,330 --> 00:04:37,920 Thank you. 80 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,210 Mai. 81 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:43,260 Patrick's mommai. 82 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:44,920 Okay. 83 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,370 Buzz's wife. 84 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,840 Okay. 85 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,650 The mail order bride? 86 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:53,860 Oh,I-I thought that was a joke. 87 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,970 So did i when I first placed the ad. 88 00:04:55,970 --> 00:04:57,990 Who's laughing now? 89 00:04:57,990 --> 00:04:59,600 Come here. 90 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:02,980 I'm patrick's mother. 91 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,800 so I brought you something from new york. 92 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,990 We brought you something,too. 93 00:05:12,510 --> 00:05:14,280 Ooh,well,look at that. 94 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,900 We're all gonna wear them tomorrow for the first rehearsal. 95 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,800 Oh,there's more than one rehearsal? 96 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,990 Oh,it's very complicated,but don't you worry. 97 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:23,350 Celia and i have it all mapped out. 98 00:05:23,350 --> 00:05:25,000 You just have to show up. 99 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,210 Well,I certainly hope I can do a little more than that. 100 00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:30,250 Well,you can wear the shirt. 101 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,590 Easier not to resist. 102 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:32,520 I'm getting that. 103 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,380 Perfect. 104 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:35,850 Now what did you bring for us? 105 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:39,860 Well,actually,it's something I brought for annie. 106 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:41,990 Yay! 107 00:05:46,190 --> 00:05:47,930 look. 108 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,740 Domino dan. 109 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,920 Is it legal to bring that thing on the plane? 110 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,130 This thing is my cat. 111 00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:56,090 I-I've had him for ten years. 112 00:05:56,090 --> 00:06:00,110 And he's come all this way just to be in your wedding. 113 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,800 What?What-- what's he gonna do? 114 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,050 No.No,I have very specific plans. 115 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:05,470 Nobody told me about a cat. 116 00:06:05,470 --> 00:06:08,360 I always wanted domino dan to be my ring bearer. 117 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:12,980 And that is why I made this tiny pillow! 118 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:14,340 look at that! 119 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:16,690 It's perfect. 120 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,150 Oh,mom...S. 121 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:23,010 I'm getting married in ten days. 122 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:25,370 Group hug. 123 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:27,520 come on.Come on.Come on. 124 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,580 Group hug. 125 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:31,560 Okay,kitty. 126 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,310 If your new hockey team can play as well as your mascot can drink, 127 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:43,080 you're in for a winning season. 128 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,260 How come the husky gets to drink for free,huh? 129 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:46,380 All team members do. 130 00:06:46,380 --> 00:06:48,670 It's one of the benefits of having an owner that runs a bar. 131 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:49,760 Huskies doing shots. 132 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,600 And you were upset that I gave a raccoon a protein bar. 133 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:55,360 Yeah,no more of that when I'm gone. 134 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,830 I can't believe you're leaving in 11 days. 135 00:06:57,830 --> 00:07:00,690 Yeah,well,you'll survive,I hope. 136 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:04,580 So after the husky passes out,can I be the mascot? 137 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:06,630 There's actually some skill involved,jerome. 138 00:07:06,630 --> 00:07:07,710 He skates in that suit. 139 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:09,530 And I bet he does funny falls. 140 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:12,380 I'll do funny falls,too,after 12 shots of whiskey. 141 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:14,380 Yeah,but he gets back up. 142 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:16,540 No,look,they only drink for free in the off-season. 143 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:20,390 Well,that must explain why they're having an off season for the last eight years. 144 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:23,990 Hey,all that's gonna change now that I'm in charge. 145 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:28,970 I like this "in charge" guy. 146 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:31,140 Got the latest wolf posters. 147 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:33,930 Oh,and I got your wedding wine shipment last night. 148 00:07:33,930 --> 00:07:35,820 It's all safe in the back. 149 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:41,190 And the nonalcoholic stuff for my dad? 150 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:42,490 The faux-jolais?Yeah. 151 00:07:42,490 --> 00:07:44,960 That is an affront to mankind. 152 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,680 Oh,so the wolves are getting closer,huh? 153 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:48,890 Yeah,they sighted one in sitka yesterday. 154 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:50,160 You gonna go find 'em,jack? 155 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,230 Well,I'm trying. 156 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:52,330 They're running pretty quick. 157 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,430 Can they kill you? 158 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:57,740 Look,if you see one,just throw something at it and yell. 159 00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:59,220 And then I'll call you. 160 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:01,250 Good thinkin'. 161 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:13,930 and turn and dragon wink. 162 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:16,860 Go higher,higher! 163 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:19,110 Go for the fire! 164 00:08:19,110 --> 00:08:20,600 You with us,mary alice? 165 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,660 all I can see is floor. 166 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:28,310 What,you already attached the rings? 167 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:31,830 I gotta get the little guy acclimated to the weight. 168 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:33,630 and stop. 169 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:34,660 Okay. 170 00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:36,170 It's great. 171 00:08:36,170 --> 00:08:38,390 Does the dragon seem angry to yo 172 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:39,520 okay. 173 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,560 Let's take a break. 174 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,450 Okay,I'm sorry,but about this dragon... 175 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:47,410 isn't it fabulous? 176 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:50,670 It--it's important for mommai to blend cultures at the wedding. 177 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:52,030 Yes,and I embrace it. 178 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:54,960 As you know,I played "the good woman of setzuan" at the boardwalk dinner theater, 179 00:08:54,960 --> 00:09:03,030 but as mother of the bride,I feel that my character definitely belongs in the head. 180 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:04,040 Oh,no. 181 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,330 The head is very difficult to operate. 182 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:08,330 They even have special schools for that. 183 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:11,050 It's better in the tail.She can't kick you from there. 184 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:15,580 Hey,padre,can I talk to you about a nonskid runner? 185 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:20,110 You know,you and i should have lunch-- just the two of us,you know? 186 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:21,860 Just the "bio-moms. 187 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:25,400 " The "bio-moms"-- now that's a t-shirt. 188 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,110 Okay,everybody. 189 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:29,480 Ready for our test run.Annie. 190 00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:32,580 -Now,marin,on my signal... -yeah. 191 00:09:32,580 --> 00:09:35,570 You and domino dan will follow the trail up to me. 192 00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:36,500 You ready? 193 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,260 You bet. 194 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:39,330 Here we go! 195 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:50,060 he's just standing there. 196 00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:52,120 He's just getting in the zonE. 197 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,820 Any moment now,he's gonna... 198 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,290 run out the door! 199 00:09:58,330 --> 00:10:00,090 Our rings! 200 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,790 Where'd he go? 201 00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:04,230 Domino dan! 202 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,630 Domino! 203 00:10:05,630 --> 00:10:06,470 Domino dan! 204 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:08,260 good little kitty! 205 00:10:08,260 --> 00:10:09,240 Kitty,kitty! 206 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,550 Domino! 207 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,030 >Men in Trees Season 2 Episode 05 208 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:18,580 kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty. 209 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:22,170 when domino dan runs away in queens,at least he can smell his way home. 210 00:10:22,170 --> 00:10:28,160 The sausage factory's right around the corner,but here,there's nothing to smell but clean air. 211 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,540 Anne elizabeth,listen to me. 212 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:32,010 We will weather this storm. 213 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:35,340 The women in our family do not cry around weddings. 214 00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:36,310 We do not cry. 215 00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:37,450 We do not quit. 216 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:41,350 -Why,your great-great-grandmother bridget sullivan-- -bridget sullivan never shed a tear. 217 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:45,470 Not a single tear,and she got married during the great famine. 218 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:50,220 They had nothing to serve at that wedding but gruel and horse meat. 219 00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:56,550 If the famine did not get us,we are certainly not going to cry over something like a lost kitty cat. 220 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:58,650 The week before the wedding is such a stressful time. 221 00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:01,140 I've seen women cry over burnt toast. 222 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:03,230 Not annie. 223 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,850 Kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty. 224 00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:07,810 Kitty,kitty. 225 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:09,670 So what's going on in there? 226 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,150 Some sort of talent show? 227 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:13,670 No,it's a wedding rehearsal. 228 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:15,960 Came to bring you this. 229 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,020 Okay. 230 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:24,680 I'm being called before the board. 231 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:27,570 We're concerned you're doing some things that are pretty,uh... 232 00:11:27,570 --> 00:11:28,990 Nontraditional. 233 00:11:28,990 --> 00:11:30,500 Things like weddings? 234 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:36,480 Things like sermons not from the pulpit,suggesting that god might be a woman,now the dragons. 235 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,790 Yeah,I-I'm,um,not a traditional guy. 236 00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:41,330 I thought that the board wanted that. 237 00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:44,780 Yeah,well,traditionally,our pastors don't have premarital relations. 238 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:46,420 Excuse me? 239 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:48,770 You haven't exactly hidden the fact that you're seeing someone now. 240 00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:50,340 Yes,I'm seeing sara jackson. 241 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:52,570 We're having a relationship,but that... 242 00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:54,660 doesn't mean that we're having... 243 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:56,400 relations. 244 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,230 right. 245 00:11:57,230 --> 00:12:00,400 So you're ving a platonic relationship with a woman who used to be the town's-- no. 246 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,000 Uh,okay. 247 00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:05,460 here,kitty,kitty,kitty. 248 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:09,450 I'm--i'm not gonna stop seeing sara because it makes a few folks uncomfortable. 249 00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:12,860 Well,those folks are the people you came here to lead, 250 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:15,660 people who count on you for spiritual guidance, 251 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:19,520 people who believe in you and the vows you made to the church and to god. 252 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,520 Now you wanna risk all that for one woman? 253 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,360 Here,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty. 254 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:30,470 So you're asking mto choose between sara and my job. 255 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:35,140 I'll see you on sunday. 256 00:12:38,530 --> 00:12:39,530 What was that for? 257 00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:41,450 The cat was the first sign. 258 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:46,540 The feline is all-knowing,and it knew my charts for patrick and annie were right. 259 00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:48,000 This union is doomed. 260 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,030 All right,would you stop with the chinese zodiac? 261 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,380 The cat took off because he knew he looked stupid. 262 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,960 He was wearing a pillow. 263 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,170 What are we gonna do? 264 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:56,860 Am not gonna tell my son he can't get married 265 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,700 because a rabbit doesn't like a pig or whatever the hell it is. 266 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:00,960 Rabbit and pig? 267 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,920 We should be so lucky. 268 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:10,770 Come on. 269 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:31,690 Thanks for coming so fast,jack. 270 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:34,280 No problem. 271 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,060 It was big! 272 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:49,660 this is...your emergency? 273 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:53,160 the drunk mascot from ben's hockey team? 274 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,480 Well,he was a little more convincing when he was conscious. 275 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,630 Yeah,well,I think you're safe. 276 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,070 Well,this time. 277 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,960 But who am I gonna call next time I have a real animal emergency? 278 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,530 Well,I have a replacement coming in the next few weeks. 279 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,310 Oh,the next few weeks?Oh,that's great. 280 00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:14,620 Note to self-- do not get attacked by a wolf in the next few weeks. 281 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,700 Hey. 282 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,820 Are you okay? 283 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:20,010 Well,excuse me for caring about the well-being of elmo. 284 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,340 I worry about elmo all the time. 285 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:24,080 You think it's easy for me to leave? 286 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,100 I don't know.Kinda seems so. 287 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,900 It's not. 288 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:37,470 I guess there is a part of me that doesn'T... 289 00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:40,890 want you to go. 290 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,450 Uh,sorry.I'm sorry. 291 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,030 it's okay. 292 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,850 It's-- I-I can't do this. 293 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,550 If I kiss you,I'm gonna want to stay. 294 00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:56,970 No,I get it. 295 00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:58,600 Go. 296 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,550 Go. 297 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:03,340 Marin,if you want me to stay,just say so,and I'll stay. 298 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:05,790 Well,I'm not gonna be that girl. 299 00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:08,650 I'm not gonna be that girl who asks you to stay. 300 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:09,640 But you want me to stay. 301 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:13,300 You should stay because you want to,not because I say to. 302 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,310 -That's crazy. -Is it? 303 00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:15,720 Yeah,now you're just jerking me around. 304 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,280 What,I'm jerking you around? 305 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,160 Yeah,you are. 306 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,200 Okay,if I was jerking you around--which P.S. 307 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,820 I am not-- I would have every right to. 308 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:25,650 You have been jerking me around for months. 309 00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,290 So now what,you're just trying to get back at me? 310 00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:30,240 No,I am expressing to you how I feel. 311 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,020 I'm leaving. 312 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:35,170 You have made that very clear! 313 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:47,590 I know I said I wanted a veteran on the team,but this guy's washed up. 314 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:52,080 I gave the pay phone number to alexandre brovka's agent. 315 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,530 chieftain. 316 00:15:55,530 --> 00:16:00,100 Well,y-yeah,this is the,um,official bar of the alaska huskies. 317 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,390 Please hold. 318 00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:02,760 Some guy with an accent. 319 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,300 Russian or polish? 320 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:11,510 Could--could you say,uh,"the rain in spain stays maly in the plain"? 321 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,170 Definitely a russki. 322 00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:19,020 All right,listen,when you come back with a realistic counter,call me. 323 00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:31,600 Oh,and then there's aunt ivy. 324 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,170 She's a talker,and she's got dementia. 325 00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:36,250 I never know what to do with her. 326 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:39,820 Well,put her over by the jukebox with my deaf cousin stan. 327 00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:42,300 He'll never know what hit him. 328 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:46,740 I'm so glad that annie was busy with her bridal beauty regime. 329 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,870 Gives us a little time alone. 330 00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:52,690 I do so appreciate you including me in some of the planning. 331 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:53,570 Nonsense. 332 00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:55,250 You're the mother of the bride. 333 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,360 You can't be left out. 334 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:03,340 Compliments of the chieftain-- proud sponsor of the wedding reception. 335 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:05,240 Welcome to elmo. 336 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,300 Well,that is so sweet. 337 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,890 Cheers. 338 00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:12,380 Well,shall we have a little toast? 339 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,430 Well,I'm on duty. 340 00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:14,600 Can't indulge. 341 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,500 Oh,well,of course. 342 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,320 I shouldn't either. 343 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,550 Bob doesn't approve. 344 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,040 Then again,bob's not here. 345 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,180 Shall we toast the kids? 346 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,530 Well,just a sip. 347 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,550 -To anniend patrick. -To patrick and annie. 348 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:30,150 Mary alice! 349 00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:33,910 Celia? 350 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,630 Is that a seating chart? 351 00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:38,420 And champagne? 352 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,300 No,this is not what it looks like. 353 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:44,340 Oh,you're not arranging seats and living the high life without me? 354 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,170 Would you like a glass,dear? 355 00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:48,060 Oh,I wouldn't want to interrupt. 356 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,940 -Mai-- -excuse me. 357 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,940 Good day,ladies. 358 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,960 thcountdown is upon us! 359 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,360 Yeah,I gotta tell you,I'm just super psyched. 360 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:43,240 I mean,I-I knew I wanted to marry annie when I asked her, 361 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:47,510 but the closer we get to the altar,the more I know for sure. 362 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,880 She's the one. 363 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,480 Numero uno. 364 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,750 That is so great. 365 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,690 You're lucky.Some people don't know how they feel until they get that ring on 366 00:18:56,690 --> 00:19:02,110 and commit to being together or commit to being apart. 367 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,270 commitment is complicated. 368 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:12,420 When things get a little hairy,we have to decide-- should we stay or should we go? 369 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:17,550 Animals have instincts about these things--fight or flight-- 370 00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:21,190 but human relationships are more complex. 371 00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:25,330 How do we know when to give up the fight? 372 00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:33,700 Annie,have you seen my,uh,battery-powered--whoa. 373 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,630 -What-- -I knew it. 374 00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:37,060 My face is a disaster. 375 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,360 What?Oh,no.No. 376 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,290 You winced,like when people see a car crash. 377 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:42,920 My face is a car crash. 378 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,050 Annie,seriously,it's not that... 379 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,200 well,I'm--I'm sure that you could do something to fix it somehow. 380 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,850 Oh,no. 381 00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:49,880 No,no. 382 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,570 No,no,no,no,no,no. 383 00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:53,430 No. 384 00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:54,400 Here you go. 385 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,470 It's gonna be okay. 386 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:56,560 I-I don't need those. 387 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,900 The women of my family do not cry around weddings. 388 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,380 Oh,okay. 389 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,870 Marin would know what to do. 390 00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:02,760 Have you seen marin? 391 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,220 I don't think she and i are talking. 392 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,510 -Why not? -We had a fight. 393 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:11,410 I know you can't tell by my expression right now,but I'm very upset. 394 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,910 What did you fight about? 395 00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:15,710 Uh,I have no idea. 396 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,850 You're thinking about your eyebrow right now,aren't you? 397 00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,270 I'm sorry. 398 00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:23,940 I'm too disfigured to listen. 399 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,830 All right. 400 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,500 What's the sermon about? 401 00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:41,640 I don't-- I don't know yet. 402 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,970 I'm having A... 403 00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:46,650 I'm having a tough time with this one. 404 00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:51,110 Writer's block? 405 00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:53,830 No,it's more like soul block. 406 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,870 Tell me. 407 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,350 I really shouldn't involve you in this. 408 00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:02,100 No,involve me.I wanna be involved. 409 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,130 We're involved. 410 00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:08,020 I'm being called in front of the board. 411 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:10,710 Apparently,they think that you and I are having... 412 00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:12,980 sex. 413 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,390 So i am involved. 414 00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:17,820 It's none of their business. 415 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:20,300 Besides,they should have a little bit more faith in me. 416 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:21,840 Here I am.I'm doing the right thing, 417 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:26,890 which is not easy,because you are very sexy,and I'm still getting flack. 418 00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:31,400 this is at I was worried about. 419 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,010 I don't wanna mess things up for you. 420 00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:38,000 Hey,you are not messing things up. 421 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,960 Other than god,you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. 422 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,010 Really,sara,you are... 423 00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:48,500 unbelievable. 424 00:21:55,550 --> 00:22:00,480 I really need to stop kissing you before I do something that I know that I shouldn'T. 425 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,680 sabout time. 426 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,820 They've been going at it for a half an hour now. 427 00:22:22,530 --> 00:22:23,790 hey! 428 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:26,490 Hey,break it up,you two! 429 00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:31,350 are you an angel? 430 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,420 For crying out loud. 431 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,810 You're not an angel. 432 00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:42,190 You're gonna marry my daughter's son. 433 00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:43,450 Hey! 434 00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:45,770 Okay,yeah,let's go. 435 00:22:45,770 --> 00:22:46,950 Come on. 436 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,360 Hey! 437 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,250 Come on. 438 00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,260 My dragon's draggin'. 439 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,740 I'm not usually like this. 440 00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:01,710 I don't know what came over me. 441 00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:04,190 You want more? 442 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,280 Yes. 443 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,390 I do want more. 444 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,250 Sometimes I just feel like I can't breathe. 445 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:18,060 You know,I get this thing in the back of my throat,and I just feel like... 446 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,090 oh,thank god you're here. 447 00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:27,290 Yes. 448 00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:32,100 I brought my kudzu hangover tea for your new drunkety-drunk best friend. 449 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,230 not that either of you deserve my help. 450 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,510 After what you did! 451 00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:43,770 What?I was just being sociable. 452 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:46,710 You hate society. 453 00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:49,740 You could've included me in your dumb lunch. 454 00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:51,490 I would've included you. 455 00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:52,540 Oh,really? 456 00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:56,200 Like you included me in your dragon head and your t-shirts and your crazy charts? 457 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,250 I think I'm okay. 458 00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:02,600 Well,fine,consider yourself crossed off my list. 459 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,630 Oh,please-- 460 00:24:03,630 --> 00:24:10,080 no,no,I will still celebrate the ominous nuptials of our ospring,but you and I? 461 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,450 We're through. 462 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,030 I am no longer talking to you. 463 00:24:14,030 --> 00:24:17,950 starting...now! 464 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:30,120 drunkety drunk feels awful. 465 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:33,420 I an,I didn't mean to leave her out. 466 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:35,250 Well,actually,I did. 467 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:36,800 But now I feel terble. 468 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,000 Well,that's probably the champagne/vodka combo. 469 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:45,700 No,it's because that's exactly how I felt at my own wedding. 470 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:50,280 I mean,bob insisted on inviting his entire extended family, 471 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,900 but there wasn't room for my cousin ethel. 472 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:57,000 I didn't even get to choose the kind of cake that I wanted, 473 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:03,960 because bob thought that devil's food was too risque. 474 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:12,000 But the icing on top of that tasteless vanilla cake... 475 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,950 was when bob led the conga line... 476 00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:21,090 and nobody even came to grab me. 477 00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:28,530 I had to join the back of the conga line at my own wedding. 478 00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:33,310 I wanted to cry. 479 00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:37,840 But,you see,the women in our family don't cry at their wdings. 480 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:48,250 uh,I think I'm ready to come out now. 481 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:54,010 I'd like to start today by thanking all of you who participated in the spaghetti dinner, 482 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:58,070 which managed to raise 104 big ones, 483 00:25:58,070 --> 00:26:00,920 so give yourselves a round of applause... 484 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,670 everyone. 485 00:26:02,670 --> 00:26:05,840 It's a beautiful thing when people come together in a common goal, 486 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,320 whether it be celebrating the lord or selling garlic breaD. 487 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,050 excuse me.Could I sit here? 488 00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:15,560 This seat is taken. 489 00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:19,130 Now let's,um... 490 00:26:19,130 --> 00:26:23,940 Let's get down to business,staying on the subject of charity,one of my, 491 00:26:23,940 --> 00:26:28,640 uh,one of my favorite passages is corinthians chapter 13,verse 13. 492 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:33,540 "And now abideth faith,hope,charity,"these three-- 493 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:38,140 but the greatest of these is charity. 494 00:26:40,590 --> 00:26:43,280 this is hilarious. 495 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,850 I'm talking about charity,and you folks won't even give a lady a seat. 496 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:56,460 I became a pastor because I... 497 00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:59,340 wanted to make a difference. 498 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:01,560 I felt--I... 499 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:06,920 believe that god put me on this earth to share my gift of faith with others. 500 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:14,850 But some people here-- some people who supposedly represent the interests of this parish... 501 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:18,290 have made it car that they don't have faith in me. 502 00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:26,650 And if you don't have faith in me,I can't do my job for god. 503 00:27:27,570 --> 00:27:32,190 So as of today... 504 00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:35,750 I'll be tendering my resignation. 505 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:39,920 I don't know where I'm gonna find myself next week,but I have faith that it'S... 506 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,060 all gonna work out. 507 00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:47,740 And I hope that the faithful among you will eventually join me. 508 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:53,840 what are you doing? 509 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,940 Choosing you. 510 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,180 I feel really guilty. 511 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,490 Why?You didn't ask him to leave. 512 00:28:02,490 --> 00:28:04,280 No,but he left for me. 513 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,640 No one's ever done that before. 514 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,180 No one's left a job,let alone a whole friggin' church. 515 00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:11,270 what if I'm not worth it? 516 00:28:11,270 --> 00:28:13,430 You are worth it. 517 00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:14,710 That is so romantic. 518 00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:17,380 The man left his church for you. 519 00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:21,370 As opposed to jack,who can't get far enough away from me. 520 00:28:21,370 --> 00:28:22,420 What hned? 521 00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:24,670 Oh,we had a fight-- a huge fight. 522 00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,330 About what? 523 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,660 Wolves... 524 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:30,020 him staying,him g going. 525 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:31,340 I'm--i'm not really sure. 526 00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:33,380 Oh,you had that fight. 527 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:34,360 What? 528 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:37,760 The fight you have so it'll be easier to be apart. 529 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,750 Emotional distance to avoid thinking about real distance. 530 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:43,130 You're good. 531 00:28:43,130 --> 00:28:45,860 maybe you don't want him to leave. 532 00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:47,930 Maybe you want him to choose you over his job. 533 00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:50,450 No,I never would've said that. 534 00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:52,320 But didn't you?In a way... 535 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,850 with that fight? 536 00:28:53,850 --> 00:28:55,130 Well,I didn't want to fight. 537 00:28:55,130 --> 00:28:57,350 I just wanted to talk. 538 00:28:57,350 --> 00:28:59,590 What do they say about plans? 539 00:28:59,590 --> 00:29:01,540 God laughs. 540 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,410 I'm trying to get on god's good side. 541 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,750 I just stole his boyfriend. 542 00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:15,100 I'm really sorry. 543 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:19,360 You can still have your church wedding,but I just can't perform the ceremony. 544 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,980 But we want you to do it. 545 00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:22,680 And I still can. 546 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,900 I just can't do it in the church. 547 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:26,340 We'll figure it out. 548 00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:28,390 It's cool.Right? 549 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,620 yeah. 550 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:34,660 It's--it's cool. 551 00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:39,260 hey.Hi. 552 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,800 man. 553 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,610 I really messed up. 554 00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:51,000 Those kids-- they didn't do anything wrong,and I lost them their church. 555 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,060 Why couldn't I have waited until after the wedding to get all defiant? 556 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,770 You followed your heart. 557 00:29:55,770 --> 00:29:57,000 It's admirable. 558 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,260 Well,it's a problem. 559 00:29:58,260 --> 00:30:00,580 I leap first,then think. 560 00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:03,250 It gets me in trouble. 561 00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:07,920 Come on.How much trouble does a man of god get into? 562 00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:17,840 I could go for some mint tea. 563 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,560 How about you,snookums? 564 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:24,190 Annie,we no longer have a location in which to get married. 565 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,680 It's okay to have a little freak out right about now. 566 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,150 I don't need a little freak out,patrick. 567 00:30:29,150 --> 00:30:30,060 Really? 568 00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:34,330 No domino dan,no wedding band,no... 569 00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:37,070 are you deliberately trying to upset me? 570 00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:39,320 Because it's not gonna work. 571 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:43,170 No,no,no,no,I'm-- I'm just telling you it'S... 572 00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:46,250 okay if you wanna postpone the wedding for a couple weeks. 573 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,570 Patrick,this is a marriage. 574 00:30:48,570 --> 00:30:51,350 It's not like picking a different movie time. 575 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:55,890 We are getting married at the aforementioned time and... 576 00:30:55,890 --> 00:30:58,250 a different place. 577 00:30:58,250 --> 00:31:00,760 That's all. 578 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,770 So you're really okay? 579 00:31:04,890 --> 00:31:07,020 I'm really okay. 580 00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:09,710 Churches are stuffy anyhow. 581 00:31:09,710 --> 00:31:11,440 I just... 582 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,290 like that big,wide aisle and the bells. 583 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,270 Yeah. 584 00:31:16,270 --> 00:31:22,370 I really wanted church bells and two eyebrows. 585 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,900 But all I really need is you. 586 00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:31,010 You're such a little trooper. 587 00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:36,630 I wanna make our wedding your best day ever. 588 00:32:02,150 --> 00:32:04,350 please... 589 00:32:04,350 --> 00:32:07,040 move. 590 00:32:18,530 --> 00:32:21,130 That was cool. 591 00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:26,820 hello,mai. 592 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,430 Pitcher 593 00:32:28,430 --> 00:32:31,200 You're still not talking to me? 594 00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:39,480 oh,hey,guys. 595 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,060 Could you please tell mai she's being ridiculous? 596 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,060 Um,can't you? 597 00:32:43,060 --> 00:32:45,020 No,she's not talking to me. 598 00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:47,580 You,I gotta talk to you.Come. 599 00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:50,180 Um,why aren't you speaking with celia? 600 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:54,980 Because she betrayed me and she mocked my astrological belief system and dire predictions. 601 00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:56,320 Like someone else I know. 602 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,480 Oh,yeah,I saw your big,bad wolf. 603 00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,390 You did? 604 00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:00,780 Wanna know what it did? 605 00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:02,300 It ran off. 606 00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:05,510 So you can stop your prophesying about jack and me. 607 00:33:05,890 --> 00:33:07,510 Hello,mai. 608 00:33:07,510 --> 00:33:09,390 -Marin. -Hey. 609 00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:17,110 jack... 610 00:33:17,110 --> 00:33:18,350 I'm sorry about the other day. 611 00:33:18,350 --> 00:33:21,480 I was picking a fight with you. 612 00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:24,460 Why? 613 00:33:25,110 --> 00:33:28,060 Because I'm mad that you're leaving. 614 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,670 sad. 615 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,020 Covered in a coating of mad... 616 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:36,180 and bitchy. 617 00:33:37,210 --> 00:33:38,650 that's a lot of layers. 618 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:40,590 Yeah,but you need to go. 619 00:33:40,590 --> 00:33:42,570 You have to go. 620 00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:47,120 It's a great opportunity,and I didn't mean to make it harder on you. 621 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,590 I worry about you all the time. 622 00:33:54,590 --> 00:33:56,390 I know you do. 623 00:33:56,390 --> 00:33:58,530 You worry about everyone. 624 00:33:58,530 --> 00:34:00,050 But I'll be okay.I promise. 625 00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:02,370 I will look out for me. 626 00:34:02,370 --> 00:34:06,560 And you take care of whatever you need to do. 627 00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:10,400 Why is mai staring at us? 628 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:17,280 it's a long story. 629 00:34:43,210 --> 00:34:44,970 patrick? 630 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,490 What's going on? 631 00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:49,180 It was supposed to be a surprise. 632 00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:50,630 What did you do? 633 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,400 I got you your bell. 634 00:34:53,090 --> 00:34:55,400 And tomorrow I'm gonna rig it up on the roof. 635 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,540 We can get married right here. 636 00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:58,780 Where we met! 637 00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,450 Where we met. 638 00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:05,830 We're gonna ring that bell for all of alaska to hear,and we'll be okay. 639 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:14,460 Yeah,I'll have the paperwork drafted,and you'll have it on your desk tomorrow. 640 00:35:15,110 --> 00:35:16,980 This is gonna be great. 641 00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:19,290 Thanks,victor.Bye. 642 00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:20,470 I did it. 643 00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:21,360 Did what? 644 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,260 I got my goalie,alexandre brovka. 645 00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:26,280 Oh,man,it took forever,but I knew I was gonna get him. 646 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,870 I just had to stick with it. 647 00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:30,000 Why--why were you negotiating outside? 648 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,670 I needed some quiet. 649 00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:33,430 Well,how long were you out there? 650 00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:35,240 Uh,a few minutes. 651 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,670 44 minutes. 652 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,810 You've been outside for 44 minutes? 653 00:35:40,810 --> 00:35:43,530 Who's been watching the bar? 654 00:35:49,110 --> 00:35:51,280 jerome,get back around the bar. 655 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,120 Sorry.The husky was thirsty. 656 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,650 Yeah. 657 00:35:54,650 --> 00:35:56,050 Are you the owner of this bar? 658 00:35:56,050 --> 00:35:57,320 Yeah. 659 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,370 Yes. 660 00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:00,660 Ben thomasson. 661 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,870 David west,state liquor board. 662 00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:06,220 Do you have any idea of how illegal it is to have a customer serve drinks? 663 00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:07,340 Uh,he's just... 664 00:36:07,340 --> 00:36:09,570 I'm gonna have to shut this place down. 665 00:36:09,570 --> 00:36:16,540 Uh,listen,we're supposed to have a wedding reception here. 666 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:19,820 I can't believe this. 667 00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:22,420 You ruined their wedding. 668 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,520 -oh,hi,sweetie. -You're not gonna believe this! 669 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,540 -Oh,my goodness!Hi,patrick. -Look,we have a bell! 670 00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:32,570 Hey! 671 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,190 After you... 672 00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:39,520 why,thank you,chief celia. 673 00:36:40,410 --> 00:36:45,070 So I know it's not perfect,but I think we can make it happen. 674 00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:46,500 Make it happen? 675 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,630 We built the set for "show boat" in a day. 676 00:36:48,630 --> 00:36:50,670 We can do it! 677 00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:53,410 You're not gonna be able to fit all your guests in here. 678 00:36:53,410 --> 00:36:54,390 Unh-unh,it's a fire hazard. 679 00:36:54,390 --> 00:36:57,160 Annie,I have something for you. 680 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,950 Come. 681 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,700 This tea set has been in my family for centuries. 682 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:11,550 It's very special to me. 683 00:37:11,550 --> 00:37:15,430 And now I would like to share it with you. 684 00:37:15,430 --> 00:37:18,060 I-it'S...beautiful. 685 00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:22,730 Before your wedding,you have a tea ceremony right here. 686 00:37:22,730 --> 00:37:26,160 This tea set is very lucky,annie. 687 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,420 Every couple who drinks from it is blessed. 688 00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:36,980 And I mean,seriously blessed-- no divorces,no dying young,no curses... 689 00:37:37,550 --> 00:37:39,200 no nothing. 690 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,060 I love it. 691 00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:41,920 Thank you. 692 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,430 You're welcome. 693 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,770 What...no! 694 00:37:46,770 --> 00:37:48,640 Get back,everyone. 695 00:37:59,130 --> 00:38:00,760 patrick,oh,my god! 696 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,240 What happened? 697 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,600 I'm gonna need some ice. 698 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,090 I'm good. 699 00:38:08,090 --> 00:38:09,270 I'm good. 700 00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:12,010 I just gotta walk it off. 701 00:38:15,650 --> 00:38:17,520 Look at me. 702 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,170 Patrick! 703 00:38:19,170 --> 00:38:20,940 Can you feel anything? 704 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,260 Do--do you know where you are? 705 00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:23,920 Annie,I'm so sorrY. 706 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,640 It's okay,patrick. 707 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,830 It's really okay. 708 00:38:27,830 --> 00:38:31,480 You and i are still getting married. 709 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,680 It's kinda funny now,right? 710 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,490 I mean,what else can go wrong? 711 00:38:35,490 --> 00:38:37,280 Everything! 712 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,510 This wedding is cursed! 713 00:38:43,810 --> 00:38:46,980 I did your charts a while ago,just for fun, 714 00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:51,510 to celebrate your union-- your tragic,doomed union. 715 00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:53,640 Something is wrong with their signs? 716 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,170 Everything is wrong. 717 00:38:55,170 --> 00:38:57,950 If they get married,it will be a disaster. 718 00:38:57,950 --> 00:38:58,930 What? 719 00:38:58,930 --> 00:39:00,970 I can't believe you told them! 720 00:39:00,970 --> 00:39:02,200 wait.You ew about this? 721 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,760 Well,don't be silly.It's--it's nothing. 722 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,400 I woul't exactly call it nothing. 723 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,880 Maybe if we had told them,none of this would've happened! 724 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,470 You're just trying to ruin my son's wedding because for once you weren't the center of attention! 725 00:39:11,470 --> 00:39:13,040 I hope you enjoyed your moment in the spotlight,sister, 726 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,900 because from now on,you are dead to me! 727 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:16,120 Impossible! 728 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,320 I cannot be dead to a corpse,which is what you are to me! 729 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,440 Oh,my god. 730 00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:32,600 Annie! 731 00:39:37,830 --> 00:39:40,430 are you okay? 732 00:39:44,110 --> 00:39:47,390 The wedding is off. 733 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:54,920 faced with a choice between fleeing or fighting, 734 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,280 sometimes even the strongest of us run. 735 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:05,940 � I still remember that time when we were dancing we were dancing to a song that I'd heard � 736 00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:09,760 � your face was simple and your hands were naked � 737 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:14,390 � I was singing without knowing the words � 738 00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:18,350 eric,you can'T.It's against your vows. 739 00:40:21,410 --> 00:40:25,080 animal instincts serve animals well. 740 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,150 I want you. 741 00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:30,820 But we are human,and we make mistakes. 742 00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:36,130 � So long so high so long,so high so long � 743 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,550 welcome to Elmo Alaska 744 00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:52,240 for the lone wolves among us, 745 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,810 self-preservation is easy. 746 00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:03,030 because they are not trying to preserve a relationship. 747 00:41:05,990 --> 00:41:07,360 unlike animals, 748 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,830 most of us have emotions clouding our vision. 749 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,860 we want to look out, 750 00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:19,910 not just for ourselves... 751 00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:21,080 but for each other. 752 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,420 Hey,domino dan! 753 00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:25,660 Here,boy! 754 00:41:31,350 --> 00:41:34,900 Oh,my goodness! 755 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:52,220 Until we realize,in the end,human or animal... 756 00:41:53,170 --> 00:41:56,650 we are all alone. 757 00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:06,850 And we will have to fight...for ourselves. 758 00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:12,030 Sync: YTET 759 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,660 Men in Trees Season 2 Episode 05 53802