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Oh, shit.
Medallion's on us!
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Good call,
Mr. President!
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Watch out!
They're in the bushes.
Thanks, bro.
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I got it.
I would have gotten it faster.
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Why can't I just play?
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Because this is work.
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Playing "Battleswag"
with the American people
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is basically my fireside chat.
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Peterson, I see you're
in Madison, Wisconsin.
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Spill the cheese.
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Well, sir, I had
a job interview today
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and I think I bombed it.
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What field are you in?
Accounting, sir.
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Send your résumé to the VA.
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I'll have my Chief of Staff
flag it.
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Consider that shit flagged.
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Wow! Thank you, sir!
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President Curtis!
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Ah! Mikayla
in Jacksonville, Florida!
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College student at UNF.
She's a regular.
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Mikayla,
how'd that calculus exam go?
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I'll tell you after you open
your fucking eyes!
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They're baiting you!
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Ooh, must have blown
a fuse.
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Aw, damn it. I had AI chatbots
writing "Pulp Fiction,"
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but with the Muppets.
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Okay, more than a fuse.
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Power's out
across four states.
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Eh, probably just a blip.
Back to work!
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Sir, the Department of Defense
called to say
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that power outage wasn't
just a blip.
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They're probably --
Divorced scientist Dr. Keel
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requested
an emergency meeting.
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Ugh, the chart guy?
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He's always pitching me boring
shit to fix nothing-burgers.
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Tell him I'm working
with the American people.
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Hey, nice shot!
You need some ammo?
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Hell yeah. That'd be great.
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Oh, man. You know
what else would be great?
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Being at the meeting to discuss
America's energy crisis.
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Dr. Keel?
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All right, fine. I'm coming up.
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But first...
everyone kill this narc!
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Ah! What buttons
do I press?!
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Aah!
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Ooh, Battleswag!
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He turned into a chest
of emeralds.
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- All right!
- Yay!
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Four more years!
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Thank you for coming,
Mr. President.
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Oh, eat my ass, Dr. Keel.
I blocked you on "Battleswag."
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Well, here's something
that you can't block --
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America's power grid
is overworked
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and in danger
of indefinite collapse.
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Sloppy transition
as always,
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but how do we fix it?
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Not to be vulgar, sir, but
we need to tighten our shit up.
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Energy caps,
taxation based on --
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What?! No!
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Restricting power is
un-American
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and a straight-up Bummerville.
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There has to be another way
to get tons of power
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without bogging down
the people.
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Captain Marks, you
don't have to raise your hand.
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Sir, what you're describing is
in Hollow Earth.
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The natives call it
the Life Tree --
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a source
of truly infinite power.
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We could go down there
with a giant plug
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and take their energy,
but, I mean...
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no one here
wants to do an "Avatar."
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- Oof.
- No, thank you.
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Well, obviously not.
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I said the same thing
to Clinton
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when we went down there
the first time.
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Although back then, we called it
a "Dances with Wolves."
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I thought you were gonna
say "Pocahontas."
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- "Fern Gully."
- What's "Fern Gully"?
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"Avatar," but good.
Nerds! Focus!
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Janice, you've been
to Hollow Earth?
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Haa Nah.
That's how the Daaboo say "yes."
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And also "nipple butter."
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Oh, but they hate us now.
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We tried to exploit them.
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It didn't go well.
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It's been hard
to make them understand
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we're not
the same people we were.
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Well, they haven't met
Andre Curtis.
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Curtis is
a man of the people.
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He reaches out
and takes big swings.
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And we should, too.
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If anyone can strike
a fair energy deal,
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it's this administration.
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Fantastic point.
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Guys, we don't need to go
to Hollow Earth
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or take big swings.
We just need to restrict usage.
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Well, that settles it.
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We're going to Hollow Earth.
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And, Janice,
you're coming with.
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- Whoo, out of office, baby!
- Great.
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So you're not listening to me
and I'm not invited.
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You know,
"Avatar" saved 3-D!
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There she is,
the Hollow Earth Elevator.
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Ah! You know it used to be
just a bungee cord platform?
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I am pumped for this, sir.
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Getting a chance to help
Americans and make new allies?
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You're gonna crush this.
We're gonna crush this.
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I want you to be
my right hand, Banks.
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Make sure America
keeps this aboveboard.
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Fucking dream team.
Mm.
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And, O'Doyle.
You protect Janice.
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Sir?
She's essential, O'Doyle.
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You think Luke would leave C-3PO
to rot on a critical mission?
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Actually don't answer that.
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Janice is the only one
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who knows the natives'
language and culture.
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I need my best man
protecting her.
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Your best man
respectfully passes.
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No. He doesn't.
Fine.
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I will remove my personal oath
of protection from you.
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Place
your head upon my chakra.
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Athrym Mo Me Hoyem.
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Just say
you love each other, guys.
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This is purely transactional!
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Boop éy.
Boop éy.
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It is done.
All right, people!
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We're gonna do it cool
and aboveboard.
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Let's roll!
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Wow, kinda thought
the inside would be bigger.
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Does, uh, anyone happen
to have my brand of deodorant?
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Isn't this grand, Francis?
You and me in Hollow Earth?
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We can really get to know
each other.
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Ma'am,
it's a security detail.
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These are my 18 grandkids,
starting with the uggos.
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Kill me.
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Wow.
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Are you guys seeing
this place?
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It's dripping with energy!
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Oh, Janice, you were right.
It's so beautiful --
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Oh, fuck!
A leggy worm!
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Ma'am! Get behind me!
Don't shoot!
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That's a leg-gee-gee!
It's sacred!
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Holy shit, Janice!
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See? This is why you
always bring a protocol droid.
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Goodoo me doo-woooo.
Goodoo!
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Janice, tell them
we apologize
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for our past administration's
mistakes,
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and we've come
to make a fair deal.
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Boo-gaa.
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Phoo troo yoo ma-roo?
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Ee-Yoo. Ee-Yoo.
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Although I'm wary
of all Crusties,
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it is cool that you cared enough
to bring a Kaka-Mundo.
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One who speaks
like the Daaboo.
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You know English?
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Your Clin-ton left
an Us Weekly down here.
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We used it
to teach ourselves.
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Tell us,
is Backstreet still back?
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Janice? Janice! My love!
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Toomoo! Oh, Toomoo!
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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
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Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
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I must say, you have super big
balls coming down here again.
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But your Kaka-Mundo
has softened our hearts, so...
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I'm listening.
Thank you, Koochoo.
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As a peace offering, we've
brought gifts from above --
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Crocs and Kirkland's version
of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
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It is customary for a gift giver
to drink their own piss
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before anyone
accepts a gift.
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You have to drink
Hmm?
your own piss first.
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Yeah, yeah, no, I heard.
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But is there --
Uh, can I get a reason?
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To show that you are
pure of heart and body.
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Hey, we take big swings,
right?
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Right. Um, yes.
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Okay, I'm just gonna
go over here.
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Koochoo,
I'm not gonna play around.
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In exchange for your energy,
I'd like to offer you statehood.
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A chance to join
our great nation.
Pass.
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How about
ecological protection?
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Or statehood?
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Hey, get your own star,
maybe a football team?
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Please.
Okay. Uh-huh.
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Mmmm, nope.
Mnh-mnh. No.
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Oh, what's happening?
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Hu-- Here we go.
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Ah! I did it!
America did it!
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Thank you.
And as for our deal,
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we just want
50,000 Toyota RAV4s.
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Huh?
Us Weekly said it's not a toy,
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but that doesn't mean it won't
make you feel like a kid again.
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Uh, Banks...
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can you put in an order
for 50,000 RAV4s?
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The all-new 1996 model.
Done.
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What do you say?
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Vroom-vroom!
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This is
a momentous day.
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Today, we solved
America's power crisis
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by adding
the energy of friends.
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- Aww!
- Aww!
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Flying in the plug!
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Okay,
so how do we patch in?
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Should we just start
stripping the wiring or...
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I dunno. You should
probably ask the people
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who supply
the tree's power.
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I thought
the tree is the power.
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Oh, it totally was,
but then we used it all.
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Now we get our power
from the Moss People below us.
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You're telling me
after we did this whole thing
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and drank piss we have to talk
to someone else?!
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Well, they certainly
won't talk to us.
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We've exploited them
a lot.
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Also, our RAV4 vroom-vroom deal
still stands
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because you'll need to run
power through our world.
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God damn it! Just take us
to the power source!
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Toomoo! As elder, you are
in charge in my absence.
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Very well. I will pause
from the best lovemaking
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of my entire life
to lead our village.
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- Aww!
- Sir? For the love of God.
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My job can't be to hang out
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and hear a grandma have
gross old-people sex.
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She's their Kaka-Mundo.
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Your job is whatever it needs
to be to keep her safe.
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Mm! Tiny kisses --
my favorite.
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See you tonight?
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You bet
your noodly biscuits.
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- Bye, my love!
- Bye, cutie!
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Ugh, gross!
Come on!
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Sorry.
Shirt got caught on my bomb.
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Wait. What?
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Yeah,
when I was younger,
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I signed up to be
the last line of defense in case
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a hostile force ever took
control of the Oval Office.
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Holy shit.
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Well, I had a womb. I figured,
"Why not weaponize it?"
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They called me the first
"Kamikaze Secretary."
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Okay, that's bad-ass.
Heh. You wanna see bad-ass?
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I'll show you
how to use your tongue
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to control
a 60-foot worm.
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And not in a gross way.
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Whoa!
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See? Our tree's plugged
into the Life Rock,
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like I said.
Shulu shulu! Shu-boo!
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Shulu shulu!
No, no, no, no, no.
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Shu-gadoo gulu.
245
00:08:56,098 --> 00:08:57,433
They're just yelling
obscenities at us.
246
00:08:57,516 --> 00:08:59,185
Mostly mom stuff.
Bugadu. Dudu ma!
247
00:08:59,268 --> 00:09:00,895
No! Don't yell back!
That's insane!
248
00:09:00,978 --> 00:09:02,229
Tell them we've come
to negotiate
249
00:09:02,313 --> 00:09:04,440
- in good faith.
- Shu-boo shulu.
250
00:09:07,318 --> 00:09:08,527
For your piss.
251
00:09:08,611 --> 00:09:10,946
Wait, me again?
Why me?
252
00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:15,034
Finally, some leaders who aren't
dishonest green douchebags.
253
00:09:15,117 --> 00:09:17,119
- You're a cool guy.
- It's kinda my thing.
254
00:09:17,203 --> 00:09:19,038
Yeah, well,
he made a deal with us first.
255
00:09:19,121 --> 00:09:20,748
We're getting
50,000 RAV4s.
256
00:09:20,831 --> 00:09:23,125
Then we want
50,000 RAV5s.
257
00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:24,919
Uh, they didn't make
RAV5s.
258
00:09:25,002 --> 00:09:27,713
Okay, hardball.
60,000 RAV4s.
259
00:09:27,797 --> 00:09:29,757
Before I agree to anything,
260
00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,884
I want proof this is
the main source of power.
261
00:09:31,967 --> 00:09:35,179
Uh...we're plugged into
the level below us,
262
00:09:35,262 --> 00:09:37,598
but you can't run power through
here without cutting us in.
263
00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:39,141
What the fuck, guys?!
264
00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,871
Nice clicking, Francis.
265
00:10:00,955 --> 00:10:02,456
Next time,
use a little more throat.
266
00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:03,916
Yes, ma'am.
You know what'll help?
267
00:10:03,999 --> 00:10:05,793
Daaboo ice cream.
268
00:10:05,876 --> 00:10:08,254
They serve it so hot, it'll put
calluses on your larynx.
269
00:10:08,337 --> 00:10:10,798
Now go find us a rock to sit on.
Back in a jiff!
270
00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:12,049
Okay, rock.
271
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,759
Looking for a rock.
272
00:10:13,843 --> 00:10:15,678
All the rocks are
on the ceiling.
273
00:10:17,888 --> 00:10:19,348
That son of a...
274
00:10:19,431 --> 00:10:21,684
Hey, buddy.
What are you doing?
275
00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:23,227
I'm just having sex
with two women.
276
00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:24,770
What's your problem?
277
00:10:24,854 --> 00:10:26,689
Don't you think that's,
you know, a little much?
278
00:10:26,772 --> 00:10:28,190
What if Janice saw?
279
00:10:28,274 --> 00:10:30,317
Look, I don't know
how it is on the crust,
280
00:10:30,401 --> 00:10:31,652
but down here,
we got a saying --
281
00:10:31,735 --> 00:10:33,195
The more leaves
on the plant,
282
00:10:33,279 --> 00:10:34,613
the more you should rub
your dick on it.
283
00:10:34,697 --> 00:10:36,323
Listen to me, you slut.
284
00:10:36,407 --> 00:10:38,200
I care about Janice,
so if you hurt her,
285
00:10:38,284 --> 00:10:40,786
I will beat
your green witch face so hard,
286
00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:42,037
you won't be able
to see a woman,
287
00:10:42,121 --> 00:10:43,622
let alone touch her!
288
00:10:43,706 --> 00:10:45,875
But they could still touch me,
right?
289
00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,543
They won't want to.
290
00:10:47,626 --> 00:10:49,587
Oh, my God, you suck so bad!
291
00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:51,630
- You exploited us!
- It's your fault!
292
00:10:51,714 --> 00:10:52,673
- Get your mushroom off of me!
- And now you suck even more.
293
00:10:52,756 --> 00:10:54,216
Guys! Fuck!
294
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,011
It's hot and I'm tired
and America is out
295
00:10:57,094 --> 00:10:59,138
hundreds of thousands
of '90s-style RAV4s
296
00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:00,973
that we don't even have!
297
00:11:01,056 --> 00:11:02,933
Wait, are we the only ones
who asked for Oakley sunglasses?
298
00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:04,310
I want to renegotiate!
299
00:11:04,393 --> 00:11:06,020
No! No more deals!
300
00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:07,605
America is done being played
for a fool!
Aah!
301
00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:09,273
What?
302
00:11:09,356 --> 00:11:10,608
What the hell is this?
303
00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:12,401
The source of all our power.
304
00:11:12,484 --> 00:11:14,403
It's like an infinite
wireless battery or something.
305
00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:16,238
It's a spaceship, you dunce.
306
00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:18,699
Looks like it crashed into
the Earth's crust centuries ago.
307
00:11:18,782 --> 00:11:20,117
Wait, there's something inside.
308
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,994
Did any of you
even bother to open this?
309
00:11:22,077 --> 00:11:24,371
Why would we open
a battery?
310
00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:26,916
Oh, my Goooood!
311
00:11:26,999 --> 00:11:30,544
Look at these things! Mwah!
They're adorable!
312
00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:33,005
Sir, the power isn't
coming from the ship.
313
00:11:33,088 --> 00:11:34,798
It's coming
from the Gobobears.
314
00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:36,300
By the way,
I also just named them that.
315
00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:38,177
Perfect name.
Aww! And look!
316
00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,762
They reproduce via mitosis.
317
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,057
Wow, and they do it fast.
318
00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:44,975
I'm not really seeing
the big deal here.
319
00:11:45,059 --> 00:11:46,977
Open your
eyes, mushroom lady! Mwah!
320
00:11:47,061 --> 00:11:49,480
They would have given you all
infinite, sustainable power!
321
00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:51,315
Mwah! None of this
was necessary! Mwah.
322
00:11:51,398 --> 00:11:53,734
You idiots didn't need
to plug in or exploit at all!
323
00:11:53,817 --> 00:11:55,444
Please, you don't have to yell.
Oh, my gosh.
324
00:11:55,527 --> 00:11:57,279
Sir, calculating based
on the speed of reproduction,
325
00:11:57,363 --> 00:11:59,949
all we need is two of these to
fix America's grid. Mwah. Mwah.
326
00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:01,367
We'll leave the rest
to be free-range.
327
00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:02,993
Not that they deserve them!
328
00:12:03,077 --> 00:12:04,328
Fine! Let's get the hell
out of here.
329
00:12:04,411 --> 00:12:05,788
- We do deserve them!
- But my RAV4!
330
00:12:05,871 --> 00:12:07,498
Eat my ass.
And lose America's number.
331
00:12:07,581 --> 00:12:08,707
Not cool!
332
00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:11,460
O-Ow. Ow!
Shit!
333
00:12:11,543 --> 00:12:13,212
You weren't kidding.
Oh!
334
00:12:13,295 --> 00:12:14,797
How are you eating this?
335
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,674
Oh, I don't listen to my body
when it whines.
336
00:12:16,757 --> 00:12:18,008
You're my hero.
337
00:12:18,092 --> 00:12:20,386
Come on, guys!
We're leaving!
338
00:12:20,469 --> 00:12:22,179
Now? But Toomoo.
339
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,807
Oh, shit.
O'Doyle, grab the Gobobears!
340
00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:26,767
Mwah.
Wow, their eyes are huge. Mm!
341
00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:29,436
Oh, there's my man!
342
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,106
Toomoo, honey!
We're leaving!
343
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,651
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
344
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,363
Oh...
345
00:12:39,446 --> 00:12:40,948
Janice! Come on!
346
00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:43,200
The Gobobears aren't
getting any cuter.
347
00:12:44,618 --> 00:12:46,453
Oh, how dare you!
348
00:12:46,537 --> 00:12:48,247
My fellow Americans...
349
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:49,623
the nerds wanted to put
restraints
350
00:12:49,707 --> 00:12:51,000
on American electricity,
351
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:52,584
but I figured out
how to give you
352
00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:55,504
even more
unlimited energy forever!
353
00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:56,672
- Aww!
- Aww!
354
00:12:56,755 --> 00:12:58,340
This is Two-Toes.
355
00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:00,050
One of several
miraculous creatures
356
00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:02,469
we freed from the deep dangers
of Hollow Earth.
357
00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:05,264
And thanks to some
rad-ass energy-absorbing tech.
358
00:13:05,347 --> 00:13:07,057
we've not only stabilized
the grid --
359
00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:08,267
We've done it adorably.
360
00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:09,893
- Mr. President!
- Mr. President!
361
00:13:09,977 --> 00:13:12,062
Sir, American deserves
Frank.
to know --
362
00:13:12,146 --> 00:13:13,314
How are you
so fucking cool?
363
00:13:13,397 --> 00:13:15,107
When you got it, you got it.
364
00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,483
Wait. What the hell is that?
365
00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,319
Attention.
366
00:13:18,402 --> 00:13:20,654
We have detected that
your mystical native race lives
367
00:13:20,738 --> 00:13:23,741
on top of a rare substance
known as Cantgetium.
368
00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:26,118
What?
We're not mystical or native!
369
00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:28,162
We're notorious for colonizing!
370
00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,789
Prepare for harvesting.
371
00:13:30,873 --> 00:13:34,209
Oh, man. Us Weekly's gonna have
a field day with this!
372
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,671
Oh, shit!
These motherfuckers are crazy!
373
00:13:43,927 --> 00:13:45,471
Crinkle Ear! Nooo!
374
00:13:45,554 --> 00:13:47,389
You goddamn monsters!
375
00:13:47,473 --> 00:13:49,141
Ha ha ha!
Holy shit.
376
00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:50,476
It's not just on the surface.
377
00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,227
There's even more Cantgetium
below us.
378
00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:53,771
Guys, you think
this is too much?
379
00:13:53,854 --> 00:13:55,939
Like, isn't this
predictably awful?
380
00:13:56,023 --> 00:13:59,276
That's why we're called
"Arch-ians," Mr. Scientist.
381
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,488
We've evolved
by abandoning all nuance.
382
00:14:02,571 --> 00:14:04,865
Now...put a drill in the ground
383
00:14:04,948 --> 00:14:06,909
and suck this planet dry.
384
00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:16,085
Oh, my God!
They're drilling for more bears?
385
00:14:16,168 --> 00:14:17,836
I should have never pushed you
to go down there.
386
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,880
I was drinking the Kool-Aid
too hard on our administration.
387
00:14:19,963 --> 00:14:21,715
Mwah.
This one's on me. Mwah.
388
00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:23,133
I should have listened
to the nerds
389
00:14:23,217 --> 00:14:24,760
and done the boring,
responsible thing!
390
00:14:24,843 --> 00:14:26,762
I just wanted to be
America's cool dad.
391
00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:32,309
Seriously?
Not even a dent?
392
00:14:37,481 --> 00:14:39,942
Sir! None of our weapons
can bring them down!
393
00:14:40,025 --> 00:14:42,069
And we've spent
millions of tax dollars trying!
394
00:14:42,152 --> 00:14:43,946
We need to get
these Gobobears outta here.
395
00:14:44,029 --> 00:14:46,490
Take care of Two-Toes for me!
All of them!
Mwah.
396
00:14:46,573 --> 00:14:48,075
Banks! What are you doing?
Mwah.
397
00:14:48,158 --> 00:14:49,576
Finding a way
to bring them down.
398
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:51,245
I didn't drink all that piss
for nothing.
399
00:14:51,328 --> 00:14:52,746
Rahhhhh!
400
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:58,627
Right.
Best to just let her cook.
401
00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,921
Let's roll!
402
00:15:01,004 --> 00:15:02,381
Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
403
00:15:03,507 --> 00:15:04,800
What the hell?!
404
00:15:04,883 --> 00:15:07,219
- Oh!
- Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
405
00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:09,304
Oh, my God!
Stay strong, Daaboo!
406
00:15:09,388 --> 00:15:12,224
Like Kevin in the all-new
motion picture, "Home Alone."
407
00:15:12,307 --> 00:15:13,892
Good work, soldiers.
408
00:15:13,976 --> 00:15:15,769
Get those Gobobears
some blankets and kisses.
409
00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:17,479
It's bad, sir.
We estimate their drill
410
00:15:17,563 --> 00:15:20,315
will reach the Gobobear layer
in a couple of hours.
411
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:21,942
Banks, did you hack in?
412
00:15:22,025 --> 00:15:22,901
It's an alien code base.
413
00:15:22,985 --> 00:15:24,653
I-I don't understand it!
414
00:15:24,736 --> 00:15:26,155
Can't you just think like them
or something?
415
00:15:26,238 --> 00:15:27,906
Upload an alien brain?
416
00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:30,284
Maybe if I reduce skepticism
and boost my adaptability,
417
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:31,869
I can remove all barriers
418
00:15:31,952 --> 00:15:33,829
towards understanding
their culture.
419
00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:36,165
My mind would be open
to literally everything.
420
00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:37,499
But that sounds dangerous.
421
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,501
Wow, whoa, whoo. Shit.
Banks?
422
00:15:39,585 --> 00:15:41,545
Damn, mm-hmm, wow, whoa.
Shit.
423
00:15:41,628 --> 00:15:43,547
Ooh. Cool. Wow. Whoa.
424
00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,340
Well,
this could go a few ways.
425
00:15:45,424 --> 00:15:47,843
Sir. Koochoo called to say
the Hollow Earthers are using
426
00:15:47,926 --> 00:15:50,971
our elevator to come up and
fight the giant drill machine.
427
00:15:51,054 --> 00:15:52,431
I say we ghost them.
428
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:53,557
Just pretend
we never heard them,
429
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,933
make full eye contact,
430
00:15:55,017 --> 00:15:56,894
turn around,
and let them die alone.
431
00:15:56,977 --> 00:16:00,189
I'll take that
into consideration, Janice.
432
00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:03,901
Oh. Oh.
433
00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:08,155
Oh, God. You're crying
because I was so good at it.
434
00:16:08,238 --> 00:16:09,990
No, you still sound awful.
435
00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:13,368
Oh, I'm sad
because Toomoo ghosted me.
436
00:16:13,452 --> 00:16:15,913
Oh, don't be. I protected you
from that piece of shit.
437
00:16:15,996 --> 00:16:17,664
What?
I caught him cheating on you,
438
00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:19,249
so I threatened
to break his face.
439
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,710
Don't worry -- I got you.
What is wrong with you?!
440
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:24,505
I haven't seen him in years.
I don't care if he's exclusive.
441
00:16:24,588 --> 00:16:26,924
It was just nice
to know he still loved me.
442
00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:29,009
Uh, a-are you upset
with me?
443
00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:31,261
Francis, I don't know
if your brain is broken
444
00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:34,056
or you're just a bro, but your
toxic, transactional way
445
00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:35,641
of showing emotions
has got to stop.
446
00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:38,185
You are done protecting me!
447
00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:41,480
So...you forgive me?
448
00:16:41,563 --> 00:16:43,482
No, you weird,
selfish dick!
449
00:16:46,026 --> 00:16:47,361
Uh! Koochoo.
450
00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:49,571
Never thought I'd see
your sorry ass on the surface.
451
00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:51,448
We gonna do this,
or what, Crustie?
452
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,243
Listen up! This isn't just
about energy anymore.
453
00:16:54,326 --> 00:16:55,786
It's about our homes!
Our livelihoods!
454
00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:57,746
Protecting our Gobobears!
455
00:16:57,829 --> 00:17:01,124
Together,
we can take down this harvester!
456
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,167
With my nickel!
457
00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:04,628
- And my moss!
- And my shroom!
458
00:17:04,711 --> 00:17:07,255
Yeah! Okay, sure.
Go get 'em, guys!
459
00:17:07,339 --> 00:17:08,674
Hollow Earth!
460
00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:11,134
- We got this!
- Charge!
461
00:17:16,598 --> 00:17:18,308
Whoa!
462
00:17:18,392 --> 00:17:19,768
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no. Stop!
463
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,520
I was only playing along
for camaraderie.
464
00:17:21,603 --> 00:17:22,771
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
465
00:17:22,854 --> 00:17:24,523
Oh, that's hard to watch.
466
00:17:24,606 --> 00:17:26,399
For Janice!
467
00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:30,237
You aren't allowed to die!
468
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,446
You again?
469
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:33,865
You need to make love
to my co-worker. You hear me?!
470
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,325
What is wrong with you?
471
00:17:35,409 --> 00:17:37,077
I'm not good
at this.
472
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,877
Our drill is closing in
on that Cantgetium, General.
473
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:48,547
Ha ha ha!
Nothing can get in our way now.
474
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:49,673
What?
475
00:17:49,756 --> 00:17:50,716
Huh?
476
00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:52,175
Who are you?
477
00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:53,969
Why did you just slide
a gun towards me?
478
00:17:54,052 --> 00:17:56,388
Hak nagala.
What?
479
00:17:56,471 --> 00:17:59,641
No one but us
understands our language.
480
00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:01,351
I've opened my mind
to your culture.
481
00:18:01,435 --> 00:18:03,020
Absorbed it all.
Ah.
482
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:06,189
But you still want to know
why we do it.
483
00:18:06,273 --> 00:18:10,569
As a boy, my species ravaged
our own planet for energy.
484
00:18:10,652 --> 00:18:13,488
And when that wasn't enough,
we drained our sun and --
485
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:14,573
Agh!
486
00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:16,199
You!
487
00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:19,536
You murdered me
while monologuing!
488
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:23,040
That's the most
Archian thing ever.
489
00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:27,336
I...think...I-I love you.
490
00:18:28,837 --> 00:18:30,464
Mr. Pilot.
491
00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:32,215
Well, now it's weird
if I say "I love you," too.
492
00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:34,343
But I was thinking it.
493
00:18:35,552 --> 00:18:37,054
Banks.
Oh, thank God.
494
00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:38,472
These Hollow Earthers
are terrible allies.
495
00:18:38,555 --> 00:18:40,390
Good news
and bad news, sir.
496
00:18:40,474 --> 00:18:42,851
I went full Archian, but it did
help me find a vulnerability.
497
00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:45,646
There's a small thermal vent
that leads to their engine core.
498
00:18:45,729 --> 00:18:47,564
We blow that up,
it'll take down the whole fleet.
499
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,566
Hell yeah!
500
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,193
Get your ass out here
so we can Death Star this thing!
501
00:18:51,276 --> 00:18:53,779
Guys! We're gonna use
actual missiles
502
00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:54,613
to hit an actual weak spot.
503
00:18:54,696 --> 00:18:56,281
Get the hell out of the way!
504
00:18:56,365 --> 00:18:57,407
Okay.
505
00:18:57,491 --> 00:18:59,076
Missiles aren't gonna cut it,
sir.
506
00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:00,452
We need to suck
their defenses dry.
507
00:19:00,535 --> 00:19:02,162
Sorry. Fuck.
Give me a sec.
508
00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:03,497
Ohhhh. Oh!
509
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,040
Here comes the shame.
Uhhhh...
510
00:19:05,123 --> 00:19:07,125
- I got you.
- Uch, stop handing me piss.
511
00:19:07,209 --> 00:19:08,960
My arc wasn't learning
to love piss.
512
00:19:09,044 --> 00:19:11,088
Sorry. Where was I?
Missiles aren't gonna cut it.
513
00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:13,006
We need a nuke
to blow out their engine core.
514
00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:14,508
We're 30 miles from D.C.!
515
00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:16,551
That would cause fallout
for decades.
516
00:19:16,635 --> 00:19:18,261
Well, what the hell
are we gonna shoot in there?
517
00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:19,638
Me.
518
00:19:19,721 --> 00:19:21,098
Two-Toes? You can talk?
519
00:19:21,181 --> 00:19:22,683
As you have been kissing
and petting me,
520
00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:24,601
I have learned your language.
521
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:27,020
Where I come from,
there is nothing but energy.
522
00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:30,524
We left in search of the
rarest element in the universe.
523
00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:32,067
Pearls?
Love.
524
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:33,902
- Obviously.
- "The Fifth Element."
525
00:19:33,985 --> 00:19:35,737
We spent a lifetime searching.
526
00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:39,074
But it only took a day with you
to finally understand it.
527
00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:41,618
If you let my people return home
with this knowledge,
528
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,204
I will take out the harvester.
529
00:19:44,287 --> 00:19:45,706
Clean energy, no radiation.
530
00:19:45,789 --> 00:19:47,791
You have my word, Two-Toes.
531
00:19:47,874 --> 00:19:49,251
Load me in.
532
00:20:11,398 --> 00:20:13,233
Toomoo?
533
00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:15,068
My favorite of all my loves!
534
00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:17,571
Janice, look, I'm good
at stopping bullets,
535
00:20:17,654 --> 00:20:19,156
and a penis is a bullet,
536
00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:20,907
so I stopped this.
537
00:20:20,991 --> 00:20:22,534
I-I still don't know
how to do this right,
538
00:20:22,617 --> 00:20:23,785
but here.
539
00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:25,412
Thank you, Francis.
540
00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:27,372
Wait till
I'm out of the room!
541
00:20:27,456 --> 00:20:29,916
Your people
came in search of love.
542
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,460
And in doing so,
543
00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:33,462
they helped us to find
the power within ourselves.
544
00:20:33,545 --> 00:20:34,838
Not that we can monetize that
545
00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:36,840
or use it to play Xbox,
but, still.
546
00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:38,425
You can all go home now.
547
00:20:40,093 --> 00:20:41,636
- Bye!
- Goddamn adorable.
548
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,389
Aww.
Their tails must get so dirty.
549
00:20:46,391 --> 00:20:47,851
Aww.
550
00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:50,896
Wait, that was
our entire energy supply!
551
00:20:50,979 --> 00:20:53,648
Well, you certainly fucked us,
Mr. President.
552
00:20:53,732 --> 00:20:55,984
Not only
did you not get us power --
553
00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:58,862
We had to build an extra
power plant in Hollow Earth
554
00:20:58,945 --> 00:21:01,865
because you crippled
their energy source.
555
00:21:01,948 --> 00:21:04,701
Not to mention all
the 1990s-style RAV4s
556
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:07,954
we had to put into production
as some kind of apology.
557
00:21:08,038 --> 00:21:10,123
Am I taking crazy pills?
558
00:21:10,207 --> 00:21:11,792
Just show me
in the simplest terms.
559
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:15,295
What is America's
biggest energy suck?
560
00:21:15,378 --> 00:21:17,297
Shit.
561
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:19,382
Which is why,
as of 1:00 p.m. today,
562
00:21:19,466 --> 00:21:21,718
we are implementing
an AI porn tax.
563
00:21:23,386 --> 00:21:27,265
AI porn takes up about 95%
of our energy as a nation.
564
00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:30,101
Every citizen will be limited
to two keywords per day...
565
00:21:30,185 --> 00:21:31,770
every company, two letters.
566
00:21:31,853 --> 00:21:33,939
But if the Gobobears taught us
anything,
567
00:21:34,022 --> 00:21:35,106
it's
that we can get through this
568
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,817
with the power of love.
569
00:21:37,859 --> 00:21:39,194
Mr. President,
you really think
570
00:21:39,277 --> 00:21:40,695
it's cool to tax our penis?
571
00:21:40,779 --> 00:21:42,781
No, Frank, none of this
is "cool." Stuckey.
572
00:21:42,864 --> 00:21:45,867
Sir, people online are already
calling you the "CumTaxer."
573
00:21:45,951 --> 00:21:47,953
Do you think that will be
your new "Battleswag" gamer tag?
574
00:21:48,036 --> 00:21:50,789
Banks, see if we can get
"CumTaxer" as my gamer tag.
575
00:21:50,872 --> 00:21:52,749
Way ahead of you, sir.
576
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,584
Already secured "CumTaxer"
"CumTaxer69,"
577
00:21:54,668 --> 00:21:55,961
"CommanderNCumTax."
578
00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:57,128
Cool.
579
00:21:58,338 --> 00:22:03,176
♪ AI's not as big a danger ♪
580
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:05,762
♪ As AI porn ♪
581
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:09,933
♪ Everyone will make
their own porn ♪
582
00:22:10,016 --> 00:22:14,688
♪ Think of it
like brewing beer ♪
583
00:22:14,771 --> 00:22:18,567
♪ But if you brewed
8 million beers ♪
584
00:22:18,650 --> 00:22:21,528
♪ You'd stop ♪
585
00:22:24,489 --> 00:22:26,950
Oh, God damn it.
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