Original subtitles

[contestants exclaiming]

-[Joey] No! -I knew it.

-[laughing] -[Shayne] Knew it!

No!

I guess our date wasn't as good as I thought it was.

-[Georgia] No, this is a hoax! -[Joey] Come on!

You're lying.

First of all, how are you?

I'm... good.

[Chloe] Oh my God.

-I'm good. -Oh.

-[Francesca] We're just kidding! -[all screaming and yelling]

-[Chloe] You're such a bitch! -[Georgia] Oh my God!

Aah!

[Joey] Oh my God.

So, I think that there's...

-This was not an easy day, by any means. -Yeah.

I commend anybody that goes in there and has to make that decision.

So, Ines?

Mm?

[Francesca] We picked you to go on a date.

-[Ines] Mm? -I think that there is something here.

If it is real, as we believe it could be or maybe not, like, that'll be explored.

So take your moldy coconut...

[laughter]

I don't want Ines to go on a date,

but if that's gonna make us stronger, then that's what we have to do.

I hope she's thinking of me.

See you tonight.

Bye, guys.

[all] Bye!

-What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. -[Damian] Yeah.

So our next person is...

Chloe.

-Okay. -[Damian] Haven't seen Shayne this happy.

You seem really happy.

When you're on a date, you learn how much you miss them,

like, "Can I get back to him? I wanna see him again." So...

[Chloe] That's probably the best thing for me and Shayne.

See you soon.

-[Joey] See you tonight. -[Kariselle] Bye, Chloe.

I want that clear because I think you, Shayne, deserve the world, man.

You're a great fucking guy, and your energy is unreal.

If you're secure in your relationship, then you're good.

-[Damian] Next week it could be Francesca. -And it could be Joey.

-Ready for my fucking date. -You're fucking not but it's gonna happen.

-[Shayne] I'm good. -I know. I just wanna hug you.

The one thing that me and Chloe have been talking about every night has been trust.

You don't want the person you're into to go on a date,

but it'll give you reassurance about your relationship.

It's out of my control. I'm trying to have a good time.

-I've been there. -I know.

I've been there.

She's gonna get it over with. She's gonna come back, run into your arms.

Nothing to worry about.

-You know? -Yeah.

-[Joey] Shayne, you good? -[Shayne] Oh my God, yes. I am fine.

Let's get some tequila.

[bittersweet music playing]

♪ I look fine That's how you know I'm not ♪

[Chloe] To be honest, my heart is racing.

I was not expecting to be going on a date at all.

Me and Shayne are getting along really well.

My head's everywhere.

I can't think straight. This is really stressing me out.

If me and Shayne are meant to be, it will work out.

[music ends abruptly]

I don't always make the right decisions though.

[music resumes]

♪ I look fine That's how you know I'm not ♪

♪ Slipping through my fingers Everything I've got ♪

[Chloe] I'm so nervous.

Hello.

[pulsing beat]

Okay!

Boom! What's going on, ferk-ers?

I'm Mitchell from Circle, Season 2,

and I'm here to cause absolute ferk-ing mayhem.

My last serious relationship was with Chloe.

Uh, we met on The Circle, a real Romeo-Juliet love story.

Fun fact about me.

"I'm actually still a virgin."

[screams] What?!

Mitchell's still a virgin?

It's so fresh. Me and Chloe broke up only six months ago,

and I still do have feelings for her.

-How are you? -How are you?

My mind is just, "Pfft."

Oh my God.

[forcefully exhales]

-[Mitchell] It's all right. -[sniffles]

It's just such a shock seeing you.

It's all right. It's all right.

There was a point where I did love Mitchell,

but because he is a virgin,

he started to get quite insecure about me and him not having sex,

knowing that I have previously had sex.

I'm happy that you're here.

[Mitchell] I'm happy you're here.

This is my first blind date. [laughs]

-I'm happy with that. -Well, now I'm emotional.

[Chloe] Me and Mitchell did have something special and it just ended,

so to explore that wouldn't be a bad thing,

but then Shayne would get hurt.

And I really, really, really, really, really like Shayne.

I just didn't expect this.

[exhales]

Things could've ended better.

We didn't have that sit-down conversation.

I didn't sit down and tell you how I felt and you didn't tell me,

"Chlo, a lot is going on in my life."

That's just a personal flaw.

I struggle to admit when I'm struggling.

This, for me, is the ultimate test to see if I have moved on from you.

'Cause I haven't been in a relationship since you.

-I haven't actually been with anyone. -Neither have I. [laughs]

I just bought this shirt.

-Take it off, then. -You know?

I don't mind

-[laughing] -♪ We coming in hot ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh ♪

Orange looks really good on you.

Thanks. Blue looks good on you.

-Does it? -Yeah.

[both gasp]

-It matches with my dress. -All right, then.

♪ Hot, hot, hot Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh-oh-oh ♪

-[Chloe] Been hitting it off with Shayne. -[Mitchell] Fine.

We get on really well. But, Mitch, like...

I've always had a soft spot for you.

You've completely spun my head.

Where's your head really at? [laughs]

That is not funny.

Stop asking me questions...

-Don't cheat too. -...that I don't want to answer.

I'm painting you with a red dress.

-Trying to ruin my relationship! -If you really want to go...

-I am not happy! -If you really want to go...

♪ Light up and light up and light up ♪

Oh my gosh, come here. You got a little something on your cheek.

You got some on your lips.

You want to get them off?

What are you trying to ask? I'm not insinuating anything.

He's made me nervous, and I'm painting myself.

I'm not gonna lie. I got fired up right there.

I was feeling that. That was pretty intense.

-That was really intense. -Intense.

[exhales]

[upbeat dance music playing]

Done.

[Mitchell] Okay, I'm done too. You ready?

-[Chloe] Mm-hmm. -Okay.

Three, two, one.

Oh, that's not bad. You got my six-pack in there.

I don't know where Chloe is and how serious she is with Shayne,

but here we are back again, just hitting it off.

I was genuinely ready to go in this house and cause mayhem.

I just want to go in there and be like, boom!

But I got my sights set. I know what I want.

-You look good. -Thank you.

-What, even now? -Even now.

I definitely still care about you.

I'm happy you're here.

["Right Through Me" by Pink Shark playing]

♪ Tell me all that you see ♪

♪ Staring right through me ♪

♪ Find all that you need ♪

♪ Staring right through ♪

♪ Show me all the things I am ♪

♪ Who I used to be ♪

-[Shayne] Love Is Blind, baby! -Love Is Blind, big guy.

Love Is Blind, brother.

This is as blind as it gets right now, man.

-This is as blind as it gets. -[laughs]

-If we go down, we go down together. -We're going down swinging!

Going down swinging, dude!

Everybody is up for grabs.

Two people are going home.

I am worried for Shayne, I'm worried for myself

because we're the ones with girls on the dates.

But everything can change at the last minute in this house.

-It's such a weird feeling. -[Shayne] It is.

-I knew I was gonna be tested in here. -It's true.

-Holding hands, sucking face. -[Bartise] She's not gonna do that.

[Shayne] No.

[laid back instrumental music playing]

[Ines] I'm not going on that date being like, "It's done with Bartise."

I'm just going to maybe experience something different and make up my mind

because right now, I just- I'm incapable to do so, basically, so...

I'm excited to have what everyone else is actually having right now in the house.

I just want a piece of the cake as well.

[mouths] Okay.

♪ I'm betting on your love Spinning 'round the world untamed ♪

Hi, I'm Will. What I am most well-known for is winning The Mole.

My strategy on The Mole was to outlast and outplay all the other competitors.

So I don't plan on having any different strategy here.

I plan on outlasting and outplaying all the other guys.

Hey.

Oh, wow. Okay. Hi.

How are you? I would normally stand up and greet you,

but there's a 50% chance I knock this whole table over.

Let's prioritize the chocolate, and...

I'm gonna come give you a hug.

-How are you? -Ines.

-Will, by the way. -Nice to meet you.

-Ines? -Yeah.

-Where are you from? -It's a French accent.

-French? Okay. -Yeah.

If you can guess based off my accent where I'm from, you're a wizard.

You're a Viking, actually.

You're like...

What's happening?

-I think my lineage goes back to there. -That's for sure.

I don't know. Ohio?

-Ohio? -Why not?

That's disrespectful.

Las Vegas.

-What? There's no people from Las Vegas. -Even people who live in Vegas say that.

I'm gonna ask for a green card. Like, honestly.

Asking for a green card already?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

Would you not back me up on that?

First date better go amazing 'cause now we're getting married?

I'll get you a green card.

-You bring me to France. -Okay, cheers.

That's the noisiest bloody chocolate fondue machine...

-Can you say "fondue" one more time? -[in French accent] Fondue.

-Jesus. -What?

It's just hot when you say "fondue."

Okay, I'm pretty bad at this.

Let me warm up.

Hold on, I got you.

[Will] You ready? We're gonna do this together.

Nailed it.

Put her in a commercial.

-[advertising jingle playing] -For only 29 dollars 99...

[laughing] Get your own fondue fountain.

And if you remove those three layers,

that could serve as a vibrator for your wife.

[giggling]

She went straight there.

I say, like, quirky stuff,

and she was right with me the whole time, and sometimes beat me to it,

and I was like, "Hey, that's my role." Like, "What are you doing?"

[laughs]

Do you trust me? Can you close your eyes?

-It was good? -Mm-hmm.

Good, I'm glad. Voilà.

There is butterflies because it was, like, a great connection on every level,

but I think he has a very big personality, and I have a very, very big personality.

So I just feel like it can go either way,

but that's also what makes it exciting.

-We're about to get married. -[laughs]

["Love Me or Leave Me" by Stimo & Orae Khalil playing]

What do you think the biggest misconception

everyone has about you is? Go.

-[Kariselle] Um... -Psycho.

I know, I was gonna say I'm a psycho but, like, I kind of am.

But I'm not like that all the time.

100%.

Um, basically that I'm just, like, evil.

-Which, I mean, okay. -[Kariselle chuckles]

-[Dom] What do you want? -Tequila.

-Tequila shots? -Huh?

-Cheers, y'all. -[Dom and Georgia] Cheers-ah!

[laughs]

Suspense is killing me. Not gonna lie.

-That's what I was telling you. -This is killing me, dude.

[humming] Ooh, Will. So this is la maison.

That means "house," I'm assuming?

Yes, monsieur.

[Damian] Uh-oh.

[gasps]

Oh! What up, what up?

Uh-oh.

-Oh my God. -[Joey] Talk about a head of hair.

[Francesca] Ines walks in with this blond-looking Hercules.

Moment of silence 'cause he's so good-looking.

-Hello, guys. -Hey.

-[Francesca] Hello! -[Dom] It's Will.

-[Kariselle] How are you? -How are you? Will.

-Kariselle. You're hot. Cute. -Pleasure to meet you.

Will, Will, Will, what's going on, man? Long time no see.

-How are you? -[Dom] Me and Will have history.

There's things that we have to address.

Don't think they have to be addressed now, but I definitely don't trust him.

[Bartise] Welcome to the party.

-Hi. Francesca. Nice to meet you. -Will. Nice to meet you.

-Will, what's up, bro? Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you, man.

Talk about a head of hair. Sheesh.

Why is every guy six foot five?

I'm an average height type of dude.

Can we get some other average height guys in here?

[Bartise] Welcome to the party, man.

[Will] Thank you.

-[Kariselle] PTSD. -[Francesca] Caught me staring.

[Kariselle] It's so awkward.

I feel like I'm back with my family.

[laughs] Aww!

[Ines] I'm so happy to be with you guys.

Even you, Shayne. Even you!

Can you believe it?

[Georgia] How was it?

-It was... -Yeah?

It was good.

Nothing is set for me.

-Honestly, nothing is. -Yeah.

But I do feel like on our date, I was really 50/50.

On one hand, I have Bartise, who's genuine.

But on the other hand, no physical connection whatsoever.

-When Will came, we talked and he's smart. -Yeah.

We connected on a deeper level,

which gives me something to look forward to.

So that's my back and forth. [sighs]

Remember, you come first.

-Yeah. -Yeah. You come first.

Uh-oh, here they come.

I almost nearly fall in this every single time. [laughs]

-They're not holding hands. -Hi!

Dude, fuck.

Everyone, this is Mitchell.

Chloe was on a date with her ex-boyfriend, Mitchell.

That's tough to see.

That's the only girl I have eyes on

and the only girl I can see a future with.

[Joey] Aaah!

Of course they fucking...

[Damian] They know each other, clearly.

[Joey] Yo! Get over here.

-Hi, sweetie. How are you? -Yeah, I'm good. Thank you.

-[Kariselle] Cute. I like you. -[Mitchell] Thank you. How are you?

Mitchell. Nice to meet you.

-You're today, right? -I just came in.

Let's shut shit down.

Shut this place down, you know what I'm saying?

[Shane] Having her go on a date with her ex,

I hope solidifies our relationship.

He's an ex-boyfriend for a reason. I mean, if my ex came in,

the emotions come back regardless of what happens.

But I'd be thinking about Chloe on a date if I was on my ex, for sure.

Everybody looks good as shit. Cheers to that, huh?

-A lot of BOTOX and fillers. [laughs] -Yeah!

What's up, guys?

-[cheering] -[Lachey] How we doing?

Welcome, Will.

-Nice to meet you. -Mitchell, welcome.

We have seven men and only five women.

Gentlemen, anyone left without a partner at the end of the night

has to leave here alone.

Rough.

[Lachey] So, if you can't see yourself

truly falling in love with the person you're with,

be honest with yourself, be honest with your partner

because you're probably not a good match.

Good luck. Here's to finding your perfect match.

-[Dom] To the perfect match. -Have fun, guys.

Good luck.

I thought I was over Mitchell, and I'm clearly not.

I'm clearly not over Mitchell. We kissed on the date.

[suspenseful music playing]

-Like a good one? -[Georgia] Can we join this chat?

Yeah.

All right?

I just wanna say the decision I'm just about to make

is the biggest fucking decision I've ever made in my life.

I wanna speak to Shayne before anyone else does.

-I don't wanna be that girl... -You're not that girl.

My feelings for Shayne are genuine.

-[Georgia] Everyone can see that. -Everybody knows.

Chloe, I know what you felt for Mitch during your guys' relationship.

-You know I was in love with him. -Of course.

Start with Mitch because you need to know where his head's at.

Because if he hasn't changed from the guy that he was,

and if he's still that boy...

-[Joey] Have you talked to Shayne? -...not a man...

I need to talk to Shayne.

-[Joey] I would say Shayne first. -You reckon?

-No, I need to work out... -[Georgia] She needs to talk to Mitchell.

Okay, look it, don't stress about nothing. It's gonna be okay.

[Georgia] You don't have to stress.

Deep breaths.

Imagine finding someone you thought you were gonna fall in love with.

I was falling for Shayne, and I've been stopped to a halt.

I need to close this chapter before I start this chapter.

I owe it to Shayne. Otherwise, I'm just gonna fuck his head.

Should I tell him about the kiss or not?

-Did you kiss? -[Kariselle gasps]

Oh.

-Oh no. -Chloe.

-[Damian] I don't think you should. -I don't think you need to say anything.

-We got a lot to talk about. -Yeah.

-Number one, I'm just gonna keep it real. -Yeah.

-Chloe and me got history. -I know that.

-There's that. -Well aware of that.

-There's something there, like... [exhales] -Do you still have unanswered questions?

What is it like?

I mean, I know word's gonna get out, and there might be repercussions.

-I just wanna be honest with you. -Just tell me.

We did clear the air. We hit it off. We were obviously vibing.

At the end, we kissed.

-Obviously, there was something there. -Yeah.

-That puts us in an interesting situation. -Not really. I'm done.

[Chloe] I'm gonna quickly pull Mitchell

and say, "I'm gonna make an important decision."

Can you speak to Shayne, say, "She'll come and talk to you"?

-Make him feel better about himself. -[Damian] You'll talk to him soon?

In the next five fucking minutes.

Do you want me to talk to anyone?

I don't know, but I'm relying on you guys.

Do you want me to stay with you?

-What's up, dude? -[Damian] Chloe wants to come talk to you.

She made out with Mitchell tonight.

-[Damian] Kissed him on the date? -[Shayne] Yeah.

So that's really all I need to know.

I'm just saying, you and I take the "Fuck this shit. She kissed another guy,"

because that's our initial reaction.

-Man, fuck that, dude. -But let me ask you this...

-This is us not being alpha male... -It's not about that.

-It is. -It's a waste of my time.

It's not about wasting time. It's putting your heart on the line and you're afraid...

-I already did. -I know you did it.

If that was fucking Natalie on the date, and Natalie kissed you,

you would have kissed her back.

-You would have. -It's not fair.

It's not fair, but it's the truth.

If you're gonna be a fucking hypocrite about it,

then go the fuck home.

If you change your mindset,

you're gonna change the way your love life goes.

If I don't match Chloe, I'm going home. She said, "You have to trust me."

And the first time she has a chance to make me trust her, she doesn't do it.

I'll tell you so you're not blindsided. Shayne's like, "How'd the date go?"

I was like, "I'm not gonna lie to you. We did kiss."

-So... I can't lie to him. -Oh my God.

He's like, "Was there any sparks there?"

And I was like, "I'm just gonna be honest. Yeah."

Do you know what you want?

Yes, but it's so fresh.

I do care about you.

But I don't wanna put pressure on it

'cause it feels like... It's my first day in here.

I wanna go wild, have fun. I wanna do all these things.

But then you turned my head on the date,

and I was like, "Oh, wow. That's really still there."

I just don't wanna pursue this and completely put the spark out with Shayne

if you're not serious about this.

'Cause what I'm getting from this conversation

is that if I pick you tonight,

you're still gonna go and date other girls.

Well, here's where I am.

I don't do well with commitments, in terms of dating.

But you're on Perfect Match.

I know. Which makes very much sense.

This isn't Too Hot to Handle. If you don't match, you're going home.

I am interested in you. I am interested in seeing where this goes.

That is genuine.

I'm trying to be honest now 'cause last time I wasn't.

And that scares me that you're pulling this out of me.

[tense music playing]

You've completely spun my head.

Yeah, same.

And those feelings that we did have, hand on heart,

are still there for you.

I wanna pursue you.

We're here to find our perfect match.

Even though me and Shayne have just started

and we're getting on so well,

and there's, like, a flame that's ignited between us,

with Mitchell, that flame never really went out

and today cemented that in my head.

I just need to talk to Shayne to just make sure 100%

that I am making the right decision for myself.

[Will] If I didn't have to, I wouldn't wear a shirt.

-After tonight, you don't need a shirt. -Yeah.

I think you kinda do.

Not tomorrow during the day.

If I'm here tomorrow, there will be no shirt.

-I love it. -Take your shirt off now.

Come on, take your shirt off. [giggles]

-Is that weird? -Not weird, take it off.

No.

When do you border into douche territory?

Who cares?

You're not a douche if we're telling you to do it.

Right? That's fair, right?

-I fucking love Men Day. -[seductive dance music playing]

Yes! Okay, now flex.

I'm not gonna change who I am as a person.

I came here, I really, really like Ines,

but two people are going home tonight,

and I was put here the same way everybody else was,

all to experience the same thing, so I wanna get to know everybody.

Takes his shirt off in front of both of our girls?

[Will] I gotta work out more.

[Ines] What the fuck is going on, guys? I leave you for two minutes and...

And my shirt comes off.

[Ines] For God's sake.

[Kariselle] Thor!

[Francesca] No, we asked him.

-No, we asked him. -[Ines] I mean, you do you.

I'm not watching.

-Why? Watch! -[Will] Why?

[Ines] I'm conservative.

[Bartise] Will is a good-looking dude,

like, 6'5" big, buff guy, long hair.

I'm interested to ask how their date went.

I don't know if she's thinking about a potential match situation,

but it's not my strategy to chase you that hard.

[Bartise] My cards are on the table. It's up to you at this point.

I'll tell you how I feel, but that's all I can do.

[Ines] Merci, monsieur.

Let's get straight into the business.

I have two option tonight,

and, you know, Bartise, he has incredible values,

and he's been so respectful of also some boundaries

that I have sometimes of feeling, like, physical with people,

but I haven't felt, like, the sparkle.

Whereas with you, I feel like there's some similarities between us.

Like, you can be a lion, and I can be lioness.

And we could either feel great hanging out in the jungle

as much as we can eat each other hair, or head, or whatever.

"Head." Bite each other's heads off.

-I think that's what you're looking for. -Yeah.

The person that I am when I'm dedicated, you have not seen,

and I'm telling you honestly.

I know how I feel about you. I know what the possibility between us is.

There's nobody else in this house I'd rather spend my time with.

So, if you're playing blackjack,

if you double down, you believe your hand's really good.

Mm-hmm.

If I was betting on us, I would be doubling down on us.

-It's hard to be a mediator. -Yeah.

We kind of maybe caused the situation, but whatever.

100% we caused everything.

That's why we put them on the date.

It was to test it, and if it's real, it should be on both ends, not one way.

Whatever happens is everybody's own decision.

They could've went back to the people they woke up with.

I don't really feel bad.

-You're the fucking hottest thing here. -Aside from me.

[Damian] There's nothing hotter in this fucking house,

honestly, in my life right now, than you.

-[Chloe] You mind having a conversation? -Yeah, of course.

I definitely have questions with Chloe and Mitchell. 100%.

Do I think that Chloe is more interested in me?

Absolutely.

I hope Chloe chooses me as her match.

We both have expressed that.

We've never felt this way this early on. That's something you can't ignore.

I'll be honest, three days into me and you getting to know each other,

Mitchell walking in has completely fried my brain.

[sighs] And I just...

I'm not good with expressing what's going on in my head,

but I know that I owe you honesty and respect,

and I told you from day one I'm gonna be transparent with you.

I walked into that room 99.9% sure

that "I'm not gonna entertain this at all."

Then you make out with him, and you get the feelings back.

[tense music playing]

I am sorry.

The first drop of a trace that you could prove that you are into it,

you just do it, right?

I'm not gonna fight for someone... You tell me all this stuff,

and then you change like that.

You didn't pull me aside first? You talked to him?

-I had to sit down and talk to Mitchell. -Why? You had a date with him already.

Because I had to say, "I'm gonna have a conversation with Shayne."

He's got a fucking advantage because we were together eight months.

Exactly.

-Oh, Shayne, for God's sake. -I know.

I just don't want there to be any uncertainty,

and there is on my end.

And I just...

I don't wanna have to drag you through it.

-I don't wanna be a part of that. -I know.

Last thing I want to do is waste my time.

I'd be doing it a disjustice if...

So, you're going with him?

If I didn't see how it went with me and Mitch, then...

Okay.

["Without You" by The Home of Happy playing]

[crying]

[Chloe continues crying]

God. I swear to God, if I'm not making the right decision... [cries]

[Ines] Is Chloe crying? Is she okay?

Chloe? What's wrong, baby? Come here.

[Ines] What happened? What happened?

[Chloe cries]

-[Kariselle] What's wrong? -[Chloe] I feel like such a bad person.

-Chloe, you're not a bad person. -No. Don't feel like a bad person.

-[Chloe] But I do. -I did it as well.

[Chloe] Just seeing him again was just fucking horrible.

[sniffles] I mean, me and Shayne just got together.

I hope I'm making the right decision, I'm telling you.

Because if I'm not making the right decision...

I don't want him to feel second best because he's not second best.

I knew this was gonna fucking happen too.

I knew it.

You shouldn't feel guilty.

-Shayne might be the love of your life. -Yeah.

But he will never be the love of your life if you do not sort out your previous shit.

I don't know what to do either. Fucking hell.

[groans]

I feel for her. It must be difficult

because it's letting down someone who opened up,

so obviously it's never gonna be a happy ending.

Go have a conversation?

Let's do it.

[Bartise] Hand or no?

-[Ines] Not hands, but... Arm. -[Bartise] Arm.

Today, I was guilty of the idea of dropping someone who opened up to me,

but then I was like, "It's even worse

to stick to someone you don't have feelings for."

I'd rather have someone telling me, "You're not right for me,"

and I step out of the house.

You're the first person since I've been here that made me feel like I was...

I felt good.

I know, I could tell.

Tell me the "but."

[Ines] I felt like we're becoming closer,

but in a way that it was not a romantic connection.

Here's the deal. I held back with you

because I knew you had to get through whatever you got through,

where I picked you up from the bottom and got you to where you were,

and I was respectful of your comfortability.

If I did what you... What I actually am,

there's no way that you'd have been like, "Oh my God, he's the one for me."

I would have come off too aggressive.

However, I did build you up to a comfortability level

to send you on a date today...

I'm sorry, I... No, no, no.

-I'm sorry, but I don't agree. -Why not?

-Why not? -Like, "Build me up"?

But you were crying on the fucking tiki bar over there.

-Wait, wait, wait. -You were crying over there!

And you gave a speech saying you're gonna leave,

and I'm saying, "I have an option to pick Izzy or you?"

Just to make things straight, Bartise,

I did not come to you to tell me, "Please pick me."

-You made your decision... -I did...

...based solely on the fact that we had a good connection during our date.

-Right. -So, I had a great date with you? Yes.

But I don't accept that you're telling me, "You were there, and I picked you up."

-No, because I picked up myself as well. -No?

-You did not pick yourself up. -No, I'm sorry, I did.

You prefer me to continue with you even though I'm not feeling something?

No, I just wanna know why you're not picking me.

Well, I'm telling you now.

Because what?

Because I know that it's not there, and you know that it's not there,

and you'd be lying to you.

One thing to understand about love

is that it would have been much simpler if we all knew what the recipe was.

I don't know what the recipe is.

Love is all about those small things that no one can rationalize.

I don't know, and you don't know, and no one fucking knows in this house.

Is your mind made up?

[poignant music playing]

My mind?

Is it made up right now?

It is.

Okay. Give me a hug and then let's go.

Come on.

-I don't want you to... -Give me a hug.

Obviously, physical attraction is something that goes both way.

If you touch my hand, I know that you're not feeling the same.

Yes, I am.

No, you're feeling the same as I'm feeling...

I'm feeling more than you, clearly.

If I touch your hand right now, I'm feeling more than you're feeling.

I'm just telling you, I feel more.

Ines choosing Will, that's tough.

I thought me and Ines had something.

I don't even know if Ines knows what she wants at this point.

If you're more attracted to him, just tell me that shit.

'Cause I'm not the most attracted to you in the house.

But we have the most emotional connection.

If she wants more than what we've had, then good for her. But...

♪ A favorite discovery ♪

♪ I'll be as brave as I have to be ♪

-Would you be my match? -Oh!

Of course.

Oh my God.

[Chloe exhales forcefully]

[Joey] Are you gonna ask me to be your match?

Don't know. Gotta keep you on your toes.

-Maybe I'll keep Shayne in the house. -[mocking laugh] Yeah?

It's not like I have a chance with anybody else.

The minute anyone walks in, you're like, "That's my girlfriend."

I fucking love it.

["As Long As It's Real" by Raphael Lake, Aaron Levy, Dumi Maraire, A. Arnold plays]

Psychopath. You're the psychopath.

You wanna make me the psychopath.

[Francesca] Let's go to bed.

You're really fucking magical.

♪ Pick you up on my way back home ♪

Hey.

-You wanna go? -Yeah.

[Ines] You're here for a little while now.

Welcome to the house officially.

This is la suite.

-I just wanna go to sleep. -Yeah.

-Just have this awkward... Yeah. -It's bedtime.

You bond through trauma. Me and Shayne experienced trauma.

We were both blindsided. We both thought much more highly

of the relationships we were beginning to form,

and we were both turned down by girls we care about.

[laughs]

It's heartbreaking to feel like you gave everything you had to someone.

It was the first time I felt alive since my last relationship.

Me being left at the altar with Natalie brought me to Chloe,

and now something will be better after this.

What?

-What the fuck? -That pissed me off.

Get me the fuck outta here.

["I'll Stop When" by 5 Alarm playing]

[Shayne] That's so fucking embarrassing.

[Bartise] I'm following your ass, Shayne. That's bullshit, bro.

♪ Your time is gone ♪

[door slams]

["Feel It" by APRE playing]

♪ Yeah, I know you feel it ♪

♪ You're feeling it Oh, I know you feel it ♪

[Dom] I know.

You and me against the world, baby.

[Georgia giggles]

♪ Oh, I know you feel it ♪

[Will] You realize we're gonna have to win, right?

[Ines] If you win, you go on a date.

[Will] So, if we win, we get our personal date.

[Ines] Yeah. But then you can choose who...

-[Will] Yeah, so we have to win. -[Ines] Who's going on a date.

[Damian] I've never had what I have with you in this house.

Just talking to you in general, you've always been very upfront.

The fact that you're openly like, "Hey, I'm bisexual." Like, I love that.

[Francesca giggles]

♪ Oh, I know you feel it ♪

♪ Yeah, I know you feel it ♪

♪ You're feeling it ♪

♪ Oh, I know you feel it ♪

♪ You're feeling it ♪

♪ You can come on in Just promise not to bore me ♪

♪ If you're talented I'll add you to my story ♪

♪ It won't complete me ♪

[Dom] When you came up on the board, I said the structure of our show

was based around manipulation, backstabbing, and gossip.

I said, "I don't know Will outside the show."

I told everybody, "Will deserves a fair shake."

'Cause you and me were...

-The closest. -[Dom] We were close.

[Will] I fucked with everybody's emotions I possibly could.

Now you get to understand who I am

where I'm not worried about just my own back,

'cause I really do care about you.

I've always thought you're an amazing person.

[Dom] One thousand percent.

Water under the bridge, bro. We good. We straight. We here now.

The last thing I want is for us to go back into Mole mode.

I'm just like, "This challenge, win this shit."

I got your back. Mole gang.

Yeah, no, I promise. I got your back.

[upbeat dance music playing]

What's up, guys?

-[Mitchell] What's up? -Welcome.

♪ Give me speed, give me fire Take me higher ♪

I really wanna win this challenge with Mitchell

because I want everyone to see that we are compatible,

and I feel like it's validation for me that I have made the right decision.

Good morning, guys. Good morning.

This is cool.

♪ Crank the heat, yeah, make it hotter ♪

I really wanna win this challenge

'cause let's be honest, getting control of the board means power.

We're here to find our perfect match.

The time is now. This feels like my destiny.

Some would say it feels like I was born for this moment.

Today's compatibility challenge is gonna offer some insight

into how each of you perceives certain situations

and intimacy in a relationship.

The game itself is very simple.

I'm gonna read a series of common situations

that can happen in any relationship.

If you think my statement is cute,

which means it's something you would do

or maybe have done,

then you answer "cute."

But if you think my statement is cringey,

meaning it's something you would never do or have never done,

then you answer "cringey."

Uh-oh.

I know me and Joey are not gonna be good at this challenge

because I feel like me and Joey just bicker over the littlest things,

which means we don't have little things in common.

[Lachey] But watch out.

Three mismatched answers...

[giggles]

...and you as a couple will be sliding into the pool of foam,

where you can rinse off the cringe of having been eliminated.

[chuckles]

[Lachey] The last couple remaining on the game board

will win today's challenge and be today's most compatible couple.

So, obviously, this is us,

and this is everybody else in the house.

[chuckles]

-[Lachey] All right, are you guys ready? -[cheering]

-[cheering] -[Lachey] First scenario.

Sharing each other's toothbrush.

Cute or cringey?

Last chance. Turn them around.

[giggles]

Oh no!

The first one.

No!

We've only got two couples who agreed on the answer.

It's, like, you kiss anyway.

No, it's my toothbrush. Get your own.

What Mitchell doesn't know is that I've used his toothbrush this morning.

-Oops! -[funky music playing]

Do you know how much bacteria is in your mouth?

That could literally make me vomit.

That's disgusting.

But you admit that you've stuck your tongues down each other's throats.

We've shared every bodily fluid, besides a toothbrush, at this point.

[Franceca] Under extreme circumstances, it's okay.

'Cause sometimes if you're intimate, you lick booty holes.

[music abruptly ends]

So, it's a kind of similar situation.

You lick a booty hole or something.

You've never licked a booty hole?

-Yeah, I have, but, I mean... -Okay, well...

-I'm just saying. -What a prime example, huh?

[Lachey] All right, so Joey and Kariselle,

Georgia and Dom,

and Mitch and Chloe did not agree.

Please take one step forward on the board.

-I would let you use my toothbrush. -Well, then you should've wrote "cute."

[Lachey] All right, guys, scenario number two.

Popping each other's pimples.

Cute or cringey?

Everybody done? Let's see those answers.

Thank God! I was honestly getting worried!

[Lachey] Okay. So four out of five.

I'll start with the couple who didn't get it correct, Will and Ines.

Have I popped my partner's pimple? Yeah.

Do I think it's super cute to do? No.

Honestly, it's the most primitive thing ever.

We're all evolved monkeys.

[laughter]

I love it.

That's absolutely foul. Go in the water right now.

[chuckling]

Will and Ines, please take one step forward.

-I'm gonna squeeze all your pimples. -That's fine.

[Lachey] Are you ready for the next scenario?

Do you think baby talk with one another is either cute or cringey?

Okay, let's turn around and see those answers.

Chlo!

-Yes! -[laughs]

I don't even do baby talk with babies.

[Lachey] Really?

I talk to my dog like he's a baby, but that's about it.

Honestly, thinking about it right now, I think that's my new red flag.

-[laughs] -I think if...

-So true. I don't like it. -Yeah, no.

Chloe, you think it's cute.

Yeah, I'm like,

"Oh, my little Mitch, you look so cute! My little baby!"

[Mitchell] But when couples take it... I have friends that are like...

I'm like, "Yo, cut that the ferk out."

-[Mitchell] Like, it's not... -It's gross.

When you do it, it's not like. "Goo-gah, goo-gah." It's different.

-Romance is dead, everybody, all right? -No!

Romance is dead.

Baby talk should be dead, but we'll revisit that.

Because you said "Cute," you have to take one step forward.

Chloe and Mitchell, I hate to tell you this,

but you are the first couple to enter the danger zone.

-[Chloe] Yeah. -[Mitchell] I see it as a positive.

I'd rather face them head-on and then work through them.

One more scenario where your answers don't match up

and you're gonna get wet.

I don't mind getting wet.

[Lachey] All right.

Cute or cringey.

Giving a public declaration of love.

Is that cute or cringey?

Everybody good? Let's see those answers.

[gasps]

-No! -No!

[cheering]

If Mitch was to stand on top of a table at a restaurant,

I would be like... I just couldn't do it.

All right, Dom and Georgia, you have to step into the danger zone.

And, Chloe and Mitchell, the slide of shame.

-Go! -[Lachey] Go.

[yells] Oh, what?

[Kariselle] Is he okay?

-Are you all right? -[Lachey] You skipped the slide part.

That was actually terrifying.

Mitch could have died a virgin. He could have went out a virgin.

-[giggling] -Don't!

[Lachey] The next scenario. Using the bath after your partner has used it.

Let's see those answers.

[gasps] Ew. You wrote cute?

[Lachey] We've got a few discrepancies here on this question.

Francesca and Damian, so that's your first one wrong.

It's disgusting.

[Lachey] Georgia, you said "cute."

The environment is cute, so I'm thinking saving water.

[Dom] I'm all for saving water,

but I don't understand why we can't just drain out the tub,

give it a rinse, refill it.

I probably should've said "cringe" as well.

I really messed this up.

Guys, unfortunately, this is the end of the road.

-[Dom] All right, Georgia! -[Georgia screaming]

-[Georgia] I can't see. -[Lachey laughs]

Come here!

[Chloe yelps]

We're so next.

Oh no, don't say that!

[Lachey] Cute or cringey?

Getting a dog together and calling it your first child.

Let's see those answers.

[groans]

-How dare you? -[sighs]

Yay!

That's terrible.

[Lachey] Two out of three did not have matching answers.

Will and Ines, Ines, you said, "Cringey."

A dog is a dog.

[laughter]

[Ines] You know?

I'm a huge animal lover. That's a big thing for me.

I love my animals, but I don't call them my children,

-I call them my animals. -[Joey] They're my kids.

Unfortunately, you have come to the end of the line.

It is what it is, buddy.

-Let's go. -[Lachey] Go!

Jesus!

[laughter]

-[Lachey] Well done! Yeah! -[Georgia] Hell yeah!

All it takes in this game is one thing,

just one thing you disagree on and,

op-op-op-op, there's the slide and the foam looking you in the face.

All right, and then there were two.

Ines and Will, you are in the danger zone.

If you guys don't get this one right, you're then going in the foam,

and Francesca and Damian would win our compatibility challenge.

[unsettling music playing]

One hundred percent, I need to win this today

because I wanna be in control of the girls coming in this week,

because if we're not in control, who the fuck knows what's gonna happen?

Even though Damian and I are solid right now,

having control of the board is the most important thing in this house

because you can really dictate the future.

[Lachey] Ready for the next scenario?

Going to the bathroom in front of your partner.

[tense music playing]

Everybody locked in?

Let's see those answers. Turn around.

[Damian] This one's gonna break us.

Aww!

-[Kariselle screams] -[Francesca] Come on!

[Ines] How is that cute?

You're having a shit.

[Damian] I didn't say it was shitting.

I'm just saying you're comfortable enough in the relationship to not worry about it.

With a female partner, I would. A male, no.

I don't wanna see your willy in your hands.

-[Francesca] That's not my vibe. -[laughing]

[Lachey] Doesn't get closer than this.

We got a game.

-Even match. -It's a tie.

You're way too relaxed.

[Damian chuckling]

[Georgia] I really hope that Ines and Will win,

because who knows what's gonna happen if Francesca's in that boardroom?

It could be a little bit dangerous.

[Lachey] A lot riding on this next scenario.

And that scenario is

calling each other's parents "Mom" and "Dad."

[Dom] Based upon me and Will's history,

it's hard to say that there's trust there,

but I gotta take his word, and I just hope he wins this challenge

because Francesca definitely has it out for me,

and I think if she wins this, she's definitely gonna put me on a date.

Cute or cringey?

Everybody's locked in?

Turn around. Let's see those answers.

[all exclaim]

Let's go!

-[cheering] -[Joey] Wow!

[Francesca] Not only did I lose a romantic date,

I lost the ability to pick the newcomers.

This is so stressful, and I'm really upset right now.

Well, guys, go ahead and slide down into that foam.

[laughter]

-[Joey] Damian was smiling like a kid. -[Francesca screaming]

[Ines] Winning feels great.

It's the first time I'm actually winning something here.

It feels amazing. I'm super excited to go on a date.

I think the reason we did so well today

is we genuinely took the time to get to know each other

on our first date.

And that gave me a lot of insight into who she is as a person.

I'm proud of you.

[upbeat hip-hop music playing]

-[Francesca] Weird how the new couple won. -[Damian] On a compatibility challenge.

[Francesca] The fuckers.

Yeah, but the compatibility worked out, so we put together a good match.

[Francesca] I guess.

Yeah. I'm happy for them, I guess.

Dom, you know Ines well.

Can you see her and Will really being a match?

[Francesca] So that's a no.

I don't think that this is gonna work out.

I said that in the boardroom with Francesca,

that Will is not a match for her.

I'm trying to stay neutral and not give my opinion.

Just let Will do what Will's gon' do.

[Ines] Wow. Very French. Very romantic.

-[Will] This is right up your alley. -This is nice.

Usually, I don't go for extroverted,

big, muscly, blond, Prince Charming-looking vibe.

-Wow, -I have a little note here.

[Ines] I would like tonight to see William

dropping the mask of a man who is very strong and very competitive...

I've seen that today. ...and be vulnerable, because it's only when you're vulnerable

that you actually connect in the most... yeah, like, precious way.

"There are many unexpected zones on your body

that, when touched in the right circumstances,

can be a turn-on."

That's very true.

So what it looks like is...

Oh, wow.

You have two masks...

[Ines giggles]

-And you have a feather. -And this.

[Ines chuckles]

Okay, yeah.

I don't think I can ever get, you know, feet horny.

We're gonna find out.

-Let's put this on. -Okay.

You know what? I trust you.

-I got you. I got you. -You got me?

Okay. This is kind of Fifty Shades of Grey type of thing.

-You got it? -Yeah.

-Do I? -Now cover your eyes.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. This is happening.

-Oh, wow. -Okay, no cheating.

I can't cheat. I literally... I can't see anything.

-Nope. Okay. -Are you ready?

[Will] So I'm gonna take a feather...

[laughs]

And run it across your neck.

It's half sexy, half like a little fluffy panda

is trying to lick my ear.

It's an interesting analogy. I'm gonna let you have it.

[laughs]

-Now. -Okay.

Hey. Do you wanna be feathered?

I gotta tell you, I don't know how I feel about being feathered.

But what you can do is hand me more champagne.

All right.

[Ines] Are you happy to be here?

I'm very happy to be in the position we're in.

[Ines] Yeah, the boardroom?

I know you have specific friendships already in the house.

-And... -Yeah, I mean, I don't care, like...

-Yeah. -I'll do whatever.

I actually don't like that.

I honestly... Like, I'm not someone who likes to make decision

and question other couples and drama, drama, drama.

I'm too worried about winning.

[tense music playing]

[Ines] But you're not here by yourself. The whole experience is about love.

Realistically, I felt a spark with her on our first blind date,

but we're actually very different people.

And when you have somebody like Ines, who's super friendly, super nice,

there are issues because we're on a competition show.

So I approach everything with the full expectation

that I'm going to win whatever I set out to do,

and I am really looking forward to it.

I think Will is gonna shake things up.

I think he is too.

-I don't wanna kiss anyone else. -Yeah?

I don't. I'm happy with you.

I don't care what challenges we have to do or anything.

There's nothing that's gonna convince me you're not my perfect match.

The romantic in me wants to say,

when we get out of here, we get our own place.

So, you wanna live together after this?

The only thing that's been missing is someone to share my life with.

Corny as it sounds, I can't imagine my life without you.

Oh! Oh, I love that.

-I'm serious. -Yeah.

You've always been in my life, but now the walls are just down.

And, like, I don't know. I can't imagine going to sleep without you every night.

[Kariselle] I've never seen this side of Joey.

It's a whole different person.

I feel like Joey's had such a wall,

and now I see what's behind that,

and it's nice.

Oh shit!

Okay!

Oh, hello!

Going in!

Yeah!

♪ It's taken over And there's no time to wait ♪

♪ Got that feeling ♪

♪ Good, good feeling ♪

[Joey] We're getting closer and closer to the finish line.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and everyone's vibing with each other.

This is what real love looks like, bro.

♪ Feel the heat, burning up ♪

♪ Don't stop now, start it up ♪

Okay, that is a mood.

♪ Get ready now, ready now ♪

♪ This is it, get ready now Ready now ♪

He just went in clothes and all.

[laughter]

Get in! Get in here!

♪ Getting higher Get ready now, ready now ♪

♪ This is it, get ready now ♪

♪ Get ready ♪

♪ Get ready ♪

♪ Getting higher Get ready now, ready now ♪

♪ This is it, get ready now ♪

♪ Get ready ♪

♪ Get ready ♪

♪ Better get ready 'Cause it's going down ♪

["Don't Wake Me Up" by Robert W. Lamond playing]

♪ I don't wanna wake up ♪

♪ Keep my head up in the clouds ♪

[Chloe] Morning!

♪ Living life up here like it's a dream ♪

♪ So don't wake me up ♪

Get up there.

[Francesca] Mitch and Chloe are so cute.

She looks so happy today.

[Joey] Bathing suit's gotta be 30% of it. Great bathing suit.

-It's a great bathing suit. -Great bathing suit.

Yo, I've been meaning to ask you.

You looked pissed you guys lost.

I don't know if I have the ick or, like, what's going on.

[Joey] What's been the change?

He kind of does this thing

where he, like... [giggles] he, like, kisses up my arm very slowly.

Every time he kisses me, his eyes are open.

-It's giving me weird vibes. -Have you said anything?

I haven't said anything. How do you say that?

I shouldn't get the ick when someone kisses me.

I'm a self-sabotager, I realize that,

but on Love Is Blind, Damian's ex said that he was bad in bed

and part of me thinks he's trying to pursue me so heavily in the bedroom

because he wants to redeem himself.

So I don't know what part of this is real.

Like, do you actually wanna date me, or do you just wanna fuck me

and prove to the world that you're actually good in bed?

I don't know.

-How was the date? What happened? -[Ines sighs]

It was like 180-degree thing.

His whole approach about everything was almost like a competition, you know?

There's a big distance between Will and myself.

This man is here to play a game, and he's not here for the right reason.

That was a big turn-off.

This is not what we're here for.

I need someone to be genuine with me, to be vulnerable,

and if I don't feel that it's right, it's just not.

I would never compromise

on being matched with someone I don't like, or whatever.

I'm just, like, going on that board making a decision for the house.

And walking out of that door. That's basically what's happening.

[Dom] You won the challenge too. You have power too.

Just think this through. And guess what?

There's still potential matches out there. Somebody's still out there.

You know? There's still someone out there.

-I'm tired of playing the game. -I know.

I'm tired of having to go to people and be like, "Pick me."

You've been treated like a placeholder by guys here,

which is undeserving. You didn't deserve that.

But don't let what happened with Will reflect on who you are as a person.

You deserve your perfect match more than anybody here.

You're here for the right reason. Not manipulating people, not strategizing.

You're not gossiping, talking.

You just wanna find something that's for you.

There's a lot of thing that needs to happen in the house.

-Hundred percent. -It's not about bringing some new people.

There's a lot of thing that are being unsaid here...

Hundred percent.

...feelings being hidden.

I'm there for you. Always. I support you 100%.

-Yeah, me too. -Okay?

Dom is always the one trying to pick me up and make me happy.

[Dom] I got your back, okay?

And looking back, I realize that I had one opportunity to explore things with Dom

and that was the night where he was gonna leave the house,

and I didn't even listen to my own feeling

enough to say that I would like to maybe open that door.

But I'm not someone who's gonna step into the way

of another couple's happiness,

especially not Dom's happiness.

So, yeah.

No bueno.

Now it's time to go to the boardroom.

Kind of excited.

And scary.

But excited. Yeah.

Will, Ines, welcome to the boardroom.

This doesn't look like any boardroom I've ever been in.

You still have control of the board, but we're gonna mix things up.

-Oh fuck. -[Will] Okay.

This time, you'll each pick one single to invite to come here.

-Oh. -[Ines] Wow.

[Lachey] LC and Diamond from Love Is Blind.

This experience has opened my eyes to a whole new world for dating.

Single on the mend.

[Lachey] Abbey from Twentysomethings: Austin.

Oh, this is fun. This is really fun. I'm having a great time.

-I'm gonna get another one. -[Abbey] Yeah.

Maybe three more. Line them up. Kind of a shot.

And Ann-Sophie from Selling Tampa.

Three percent commission on a $9 million house.

Okay, so we're looking at 270K.

I need that.

That's vacation money right here.

Oh, wow.

You can match them with any two members of the less compatible couples,

or you could choose to match them with yourself.

Now, take your time with this.

We're all here to find love,

but in the end, only one couple will be voted the Perfect Match.

[exhales]

-I've got a weird feeling in my stomach. -You all right?

I feel like today is gonna be a very chaotic day.

I feel that.

[Damian] I think Dom's an option. I think me and Joey...

-[Francesca] Dom's not going on a date. -[Chloe] I don't think so.

-[Dom] Ines wouldn't put me on a date. -Let's wait. Let's wait.

[Ines] Dom.

[Will] We're putting LC on the board with Dom.

[Ines] LC is just a little sunshine,

so I think she could get along with many boys in the house.

Um, I could see them having a good date,

but I know how Dom is focused on his current relationship.

Uh, what was your impression

of Dom and Georgia's relationship?

I do not get a genuine love connection at all.

They've always been loyal with each other,

so I don't see why Dom would go on a date today.

I'm thinking about if this could be a connection for him.

I'm not thinking about anything else.

So we'll take LC off the board and we'll put Diamond on.

I mean, Dom is a very emotionally sensitive person,

and I think that Diamond is a little bit more fun and cheeky,

but they would not connect.

I would actually put definitely Anne-Sophie instead of Diamond.

I appreciate that, but that's gonna be my choice.

Well, it's yours to take, then.

Lock it in.

Will has tension with Dom.

No way he's picking Dom out of the blue.

Dom's really happy in his relationship.

I'm already thinking, "Okay, he's doing that for a strategic reason,

rather than a genuine reason."

I would take Abbey.

I got her. Abbey.

I'm just starting to process.

I didn't see that coming at all.

I think they would either tear each other apart

or be the perfect match ever had so far, period.

So, this is your final decision?

-Yeah. -Lock it in.

[Ines] Mm-hmm!

-That's gonna be exciting. -There you go.

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