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previously on "men in trees"...
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we're gonna be roommates?
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Cash! This is not a naked-friendly home.
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I want you to meet my gay son.
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You set my son up with this man?
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I am a great catch.
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I just can't marry you.
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And I can't marry someone who doesn't love me.
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� times are hard �
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� you're afraid to pay the fee �
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� so you find yourself somebody �
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� who can do the job for free �
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� I'm a fool �
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� to do your dirty work �
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� I don't wanna do �
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� wanna do your dirty work... �
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here you go.
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Brown per-wrapped movies,huh?
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It's not what you think.
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Oh,that's too bad.
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I was hoping to borrow 'em when you were done.
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hey,jack.
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Hey,cash.
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I need to send this,jerome.
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Lynn visitin' vancouver? No.
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She gonna be visitin' vancouver?
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No. She,uh,she moved back there.
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You 86'ed the old girlfriend?
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No,look,there was,uh,no 86ing.
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It was a mutual decision.
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You broke up?
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Oh,this is big.
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I thought you just got back together.
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What happened?
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Look,she's gonna be fine.
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She bought a house down there.
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She found a good doctor.
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Look,I just-- I don't have time for this.
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Oh,I-I hear you.
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You're not ready to talk yet.
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You give a holler when you are.
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I'm a fool
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to do your dirty work
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what are you doing out of bed? I cured my flu. Ask me how.
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You're gonna tell me anyway.
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True. It is all thanks to my miraculous ginseng chicken soup.
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Sick one day,fine the next.
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Is that a mai recipe?
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No,it's a frist specialty.
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No one makes a chicken soup like a new yorker.
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I got our hitchcock.
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Oh,great. Put it in.
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I got the soup. You-- I got 'em.
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You want your pillow?
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Thanks.
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good soup. Right?
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Get ready with the point and shoot.
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Hey,that looks just like,uh...
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george? George!
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Hi. No way!
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What are you doing here?
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I wanted to surprise you guys.
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I'm scouting locations for fat camps up here.
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Oh. Are you trying to tell us somethin'?
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please.
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No,you look great. It's for a resort.
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Come to alaska and watch your fat melt away with the glaciers.
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Yeah,not bad.
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Ooh! Lucy woo is on that bus. I know!
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That's why we' here.
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Lucy woo is my cousin!
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The queen of ice dancing is your cousin?
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Yeah! She's your cousin,too,kind of.
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She visits once a year when she comes to anchorage for an exhibition skate.
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China on ice,yes.
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I've been trying to get up the nerve to talk to her since valdez.
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I am a huge fan! Really?!
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Hello!
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you look great! You look great.
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lucy?
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I cried when you fell
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during the slide chasse in the '92 qualifiers.
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I love you.
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Thank you!
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Who is this person? Oh,lucy,this is my son,George
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And this is my other son,patrick. Oh!
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I have so much to tell you.
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Come on. Let's all go back to the house. Yeah.
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You know what? Um,I'll catch up with you guys later.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hello,handsome.
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George told terri he was coming before he told us?
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Oh,that's the way it works,
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buzz--the things we do for love.
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hey,buddy,I think your arm's had enough for one session.
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Just keep going.
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I'm telling you,most tattoos
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take at least a couple of treatments to remove.
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Even with the fancy laser gear they got now,
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you gotta do it in steps.
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It hurts too much to do it all in one sitting.
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Listen,I don't care.
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Just get rid of it.
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� Change can come �
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it looks like the ice is definitely thinning out over here.
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Yeah. I give this baby about two weeks before she cracks. Yeah.
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You better get everybody up here for the spring skate soon. Mm.
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We don't want jerome falling through the ice like last year.
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You're right.
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Hey,you want to get in on the pool that,uh,
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picks the day the ice cracks?
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You know I can't be involved in any illegal betting activity.
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The 21st,2:30.
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Put it in your name.
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You got it.
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Oh! Chief!
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Are you okay? Oh! Yeah.
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Please.
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yeah,I'm fine.
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Great. You know me.
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I always bounce right back.
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Marin,hey! Hi.
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Oh,wow. Thanks.
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No,thank you for your friendship.
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Aw. Annie,that's so sweet.
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I-I'm not done.
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"To marin frist,
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relationship coach,
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"a special matter I must broach.
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"Coming up is our spring wedding,
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"and I find that I'm not letting...
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"myself truly have much fun
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"until I do this with someone.
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"Without you...
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"I'd be a loner.
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Please say you'll be my maid of ho-nor.
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Of course.
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Really? Yes.
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Oh! I-I know I took some poetic license with the rhyming.
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You are the bride.
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It is now my duty to tell you
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that you can do whatever the hell you want.
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Well,I want to buy my maid of ho-nor a glass of champagne.
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Well,I'm not gonna say no to that.
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Shipped off to vancouver.
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You guys hear about jack and lynn?
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I can't believe it happened that fast.
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She really wasn't happy.
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They broke up.
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Who's jacqueline?
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Why is she broke?
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No,no. Jack and lynn.
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They broke up.
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He just proposed to her.
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Why would they,all of a sudden,break up?
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It's hard to say what's going on between two people.
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Well,do you think he's okay?
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Why don't you ask him?
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Well,I can't talk to him.
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Why not?
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Because I'm the woman who was done wrong.
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The done-wrong woman does not go back to
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the bad guy and ask him if he's okay.
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Not that he's a bad guy.
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Oh,I hate that I'm defending him.
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I hate that I even care how he is. I shouldn'T.
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So don't talk to him.
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That's it? That's all you have to say?
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Marin? Yeah?
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I'm leaving. What?
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It's getting weird.
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You know,we're sharing toast,
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having movie nights,
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talking about whether or not you should talk to some guy?
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Your point being...
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I'm getting soft hanging out here,
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and it's getting to be spring
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I should be heading up to nome.
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Help put the boats in the water.
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Oh,come on. You love it here.
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I know,but I usually love it everywhere.
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Can't start getting attached.
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Well,what's so wrong with getting attached?
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That's the point,isn't it?
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We're human beings. We form bonds.
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We build whole villages to take care of each other.
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Wait. You're leaving right this second?
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Yep. Not a fan of long good-byes.
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Look,your house isn't gonna cave in on you anymore.
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You'll be fine through the rest of the winter.
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It's not just the house,okay?
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I got attached.
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I kind of liked having you as my roommate.
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Yeah,it was all right.
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thanks for everything.
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Well,uh,yeah,okay.
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� there was a time �
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� when you would heal my wounds... �
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bye.
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� You were the queen �
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� over the sun and moon �
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� yeah,baby �
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� don't you worry about me... �
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what happened to your arm,man?
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Oh,uh... I tried to get my tattoo removed.
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I still got an "N."
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I guess they can't get rid of it all at once.
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Nope. Jane broke up with me,like,three times.
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Didn't stick.
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Would have been better just to call it quits right away.
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Or... maybe not.
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She'll be back.
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I must admit,I was getting kind of used to seeing
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you two mismatched lovebirds together.
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Uh,jack,you should really let that breathe.
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Are you putting anything on it? No,I'm good.
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Hang on.
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Hey,ben.
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One last beer for the road. Hmm.
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Seems like I've given you about 15 last beers for the road,cash.
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Look,I'd have been out of here a long time ago
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if it hadn't been for marin.
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Living with her,I got spoiled.
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See,women turn you to mush with their,uh,
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healing lotions and their houses and their whatnot.
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Ys do that,too,you know.
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Yeah,with a differentet of whatnots.
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What is so bad about wanting to spoil somebody?
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And how are the women spoiling us,exactly?
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There's only,like,five of 'em in town.
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Right,and look what they do to us.
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Oh,no,I've done this to myself,okay?
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She branded you.
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You got domesticated,
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just like me.
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Ugh. Come on. I just don't wanna see you in pain.
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Me neither. That's kind of the whole point. Mm-hmm.
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I'm gonna check out.
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Head up to my cabin.
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Solitude.
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Ah,he's got the right idea.
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I should head out,too.
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Sure. So you'd like to see the lunch menu?
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officer celia?
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Officer dick here,
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ready and willing to pick you up for a date.
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I-I need a couple minutes.
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Dinner theater waits for no woman,
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so get your hot ass out here.
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Hey. What happened?
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I fell on the ice,
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cracked my hip. I'm fine. Fine.
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Well,celia,at least let me get the door.
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No,really.
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Don't need your help.
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Okay. okay.
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Okay?
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No,come on.
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That step is pretty high. Oh,please.
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I used to be able to swing my legs
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over the door of my cherry red convertible.
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Huh? A little step's not gonna stop me.
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Oh! Whoa!
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I guess you don't want help with that belt.
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Nope. All good.
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Just,uh...
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00:11:41,707 --> 00:11:42,652
yeah,I'll get it.
268
00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:44,532
I'm fine! Fine! Okay.
269
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:46,910
All right.
270
00:11:51,016 --> 00:11:52,392
Yeah,
271
00:11:52,436 --> 00:11:54,720
so... dinner theater,huh?
272
00:11:54,726 --> 00:11:56,900
That's a pretty big date. Sure is.
273
00:11:56,907 --> 00:11:58,583
It's my birthday next week.
274
00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,273
Yeah,I thought we could celebrate together.
275
00:12:00,276 --> 00:12:02,182
I'm turning the big 4-0 this year.
276
00:12:03,087 --> 00:12:05,230
The big four what?
277
00:12:06,278 --> 00:12:07,870
Oh.
278
00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:10,703
So you're--you're-- u're telling me you're--
279
00:12:10,708 --> 00:12:13,273
you're still in your... 30s?
280
00:12:13,278 --> 00:12:16,820
Yes,ma'am. Next week,I will officially be over the hill.
281
00:12:25,765 --> 00:12:28,253
� every night... �
282
00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:30,142
what is this?
283
00:12:30,146 --> 00:12:33,241
This,patrick,is the wedding binder formally known as mine and graham's,
284
00:12:33,247 --> 00:12:36,242
which I now happily bequeath to you and annie.
285
00:12:38,237 --> 00:12:40,691
I feel bad taking this.
286
00:12:40,697 --> 00:12:41,870
Maybe you want to hang on to it,
287
00:12:41,877 --> 00:12:43,723
you know,for you and jack? What?
288
00:12:43,727 --> 00:12:44,771
Now that he's single.
289
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,243
Doesn't mean we're getting married.
290
00:12:48,578 --> 00:12:51,260
Isn't there a part of you that's happy about the breakup?
291
00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:53,982
No. I think any breakup is sad.
292
00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:55,462
And it's gotta be hard on jack.
293
00:12:55,465 --> 00:12:56,752
He's a proud guy.
294
00:12:56,755 --> 00:12:58,933
Yeah,I heard he went to his cabin to hide out.
295
00:12:59,297 --> 00:13:00,451
Do you think they broke up because of you?
296
00:13:00,498 --> 00:13:03,882
No! Do you? Yes.
297
00:13:03,885 --> 00:13:06,721
Oh. All right,enough. This is not about jack's relationship.
298
00:13:06,726 --> 00:13:08,013
It's about your wedding.
299
00:13:08,016 --> 00:13:10,001
Now let's get started.
300
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,480
"Invites...
301
00:13:13,505 --> 00:13:15,671
beauty treatments..." mm-hmm.
302
00:13:15,676 --> 00:13:18,363
"Designing the wedding favors..." look,patrick,
303
00:13:18,366 --> 00:13:20,141
there's even a section for groom preparations.
304
00:13:20,145 --> 00:13:21,890
Oh! Oh.
305
00:13:23,408 --> 00:13:26,853
Wow. Who knew a groom had so many responsibilities?
306
00:13:26,898 --> 00:13:28,580
Remember,it's supposed to be fun.
307
00:13:28,585 --> 00:13:30,963
Think of them as "re-fun-sibilities."
308
00:13:32,027 --> 00:13:33,760
yeah,"pick out a ring,
309
00:13:33,766 --> 00:13:35,360
select a tux..." mm-hmm.
310
00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:36,883
"Get the marriage license"?
311
00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:38,721
This is big.
312
00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:40,751
Don't worry. Your best man can help you with all that.
313
00:13:40,757 --> 00:13:42,032
Who is your best man?
314
00:13:43,136 --> 00:13:46,131
Better add that to my list. Oh.
315
00:13:46,705 --> 00:13:50,220
� Freeway to heaven �
316
00:13:54,336 --> 00:13:55,893
this could be it--
317
00:13:55,895 --> 00:13:57,563
my alaskan fat camp.
318
00:13:57,566 --> 00:14:00,063
What little chubster wouldn't look at that view and think,
319
00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:01,543
"sensible portions"?
320
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:02,980
Right.
321
00:14:03,115 --> 00:14:04,563
Well,I should get goin'.
322
00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:07,211
Gotta deal with all this wedding stuff.
323
00:14:07,726 --> 00:14:10,173
I got a whole section of binder now and all.
324
00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:12,323
Getting hectic,huh? Oh,big-time.
325
00:14:12,328 --> 00:14:13,972
There's tons of work.
326
00:14:13,977 --> 00:14:16,423
Annie's got marin maid of honoring for her,
327
00:14:16,428 --> 00:14:18,772
but I'm still flying solo.
328
00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:20,563
Gotta find my best man.
329
00:14:22,366 --> 00:14:23,462
All right,patrick.
330
00:14:23,466 --> 00:14:24,431
I'll do it.
331
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,560
I'll be your best man.
332
00:14:27,727 --> 00:14:29,203
You will?
333
00:14:30,098 --> 00:14:31,342
Why?
334
00:14:31,575 --> 00:14:33,493
I'm your big brother,and you asked me.
335
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:34,762
I did?
336
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,583
You were getting ready to,right?
337
00:14:38,886 --> 00:14:40,091
Yes.
338
00:14:44,365 --> 00:14:46,431
you two better stop this before I turn on the waterworks.
339
00:14:46,447 --> 00:14:47,523
I swear to oprah.
340
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:50,022
All right. I'll meet you back at the inn. Grab your binder.
341
00:14:50,025 --> 00:14:51,151
Oh,it's just a section.
342
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,642
That's gonna change.
343
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,243
there are a lot of possibilities here.
344
00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:07,803
You know,I hope you're not putting down elmo roots for me.
345
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,383
I'm not.
346
00:15:09,438 --> 00:15:10,871
It's for the fatties.
347
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:14,793
Good. Because you're-- you're a peach. You really are,
348
00:15:14,796 --> 00:15:15,941
and the fatties might need you,
349
00:15:15,945 --> 00:15:18,161
but I'm just looking for a little fun.
350
00:15:18,165 --> 00:15:20,140
I'm not a commitment guy.
351
00:15:20,776 --> 00:15:22,212
I'm good on my own.
352
00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:25,803
I am not asking you to be my life partner,
353
00:15:26,545 --> 00:15:28,813
but I was hoping you'd go to the ice dance with me.
354
00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:30,533
We d't ice dance at that thing.
355
00:15:30,537 --> 00:15:32,522
We just shuffle around on our skates
356
00:15:32,526 --> 00:15:34,481
and eat some high sodium hot dogs.
357
00:15:34,855 --> 00:15:38,030
Lucy woo is doing the star skate this year,
358
00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:40,331
and I thought we'd do an ice dance for her--
359
00:15:40,778 --> 00:15:42,841
an homage for the queen.
360
00:15:43,587 --> 00:15:44,773
Okay.
361
00:15:44,775 --> 00:15:46,570
I'll do it for lucy woo.
362
00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:49,382
We need to show these breeders how it's done.
363
00:15:52,897 --> 00:15:57,171
� in your soft asylum �
364
00:15:57,378 --> 00:16:01,312
� come to vanish again �
365
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:06,391
� when your thoughts are crushing �
366
00:16:07,058 --> 00:16:10,680
� and you're broken again �
367
00:16:11,747 --> 00:16:15,561
� and you're broken again �
368
00:16:23,537 --> 00:16:25,691
� no way in ... �
369
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,520
hey.
370
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:30,882
sorry,buddy.
371
00:16:31,035 --> 00:16:33,221
No camping allowed on this part of the mountain.
372
00:16:34,196 --> 00:16:36,342
Oh. Cash.
373
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,910
I'm not feeling too good,man.
374
00:16:53,957 --> 00:16:55,441
Should have left me out there.
375
00:16:57,637 --> 00:16:59,202
You're sick,cash.
376
00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:02,170
Not possible.
377
00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:03,970
I never get sick.
378
00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:08,400
I must have gotten it from marin.
379
00:17:08,475 --> 00:17:09,663
Marin's sick?
380
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:12,663
She was until she made this soup.
381
00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:14,790
I need to get that soup.
382
00:17:14,796 --> 00:17:17,671
What soup? I don't know. It's magic.
383
00:17:17,678 --> 00:17:18,882
I gotta get some.
384
00:17:20,377 --> 00:17:22,591
Well,you're too sick to travel,cash.
385
00:17:22,847 --> 00:17:24,791
Cool. You'll go get it,then?
386
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,032
No.
387
00:17:26,977 --> 00:17:28,733
I can't face marin right now.
388
00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:29,863
Why not?
389
00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:31,572
Because I was an idiot.
390
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,891
I don't wanna hurt her anymore.
391
00:17:34,757 --> 00:17:36,193
She's too good a person.
392
00:17:36,746 --> 00:17:38,690
Oh,she's not half bad.
393
00:17:40,587 --> 00:17:42,141
She's like the sun.
394
00:17:42,738 --> 00:17:43,792
After a long winter,
395
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,123
she's like this...
396
00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:46,990
force that just wakes you up.
397
00:17:48,837 --> 00:17:50,193
Nice.
398
00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:51,790
You should tell her that.
399
00:17:51,798 --> 00:17:52,931
Well,believe me,
400
00:17:52,937 --> 00:17:54,921
the last person that she wants to talk to is me.
401
00:17:54,925 --> 00:17:56,602
What is it with you two?
402
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:57,993
What do you mean?
403
00:17:58,347 --> 00:18:00,290
She doesn't think she should talk to you.
404
00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:02,132
You think you shouldn't talk to her.
405
00:18:02,386 --> 00:18:04,060
You sound like two people who shou probably
406
00:18:04,068 --> 00:18:05,692
just suck it up and talk.
407
00:18:05,697 --> 00:18:07,571
She said that she shouldn't talk to me?
408
00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:11,202
Don't make me go into this again,man.
409
00:18:11,515 --> 00:18:13,131
Just take me to the soup.
410
00:18:13,138 --> 00:18:14,380
You're gonna be fine.
411
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,290
We don't need to bother marin,all right?
412
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,091
I don't know.
413
00:18:27,097 --> 00:18:28,000
What do you mean,you don't know?
414
00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:28,960
It's a raw bar.
415
00:18:28,966 --> 00:18:29,862
Everyone's doing it.
416
00:18:29,865 --> 00:18:31,482
Shellfish says "unique."
417
00:18:31,488 --> 00:18:33,231
Yeah,but not in alaska.
418
00:18:33,235 --> 00:18:35,030
Shellfish are like apples...
419
00:18:35,038 --> 00:18:36,231
of the sea...
420
00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:38,163
that are alive.
421
00:18:38,168 --> 00:18:40,970
Patrick,I have got to get you to work with me a little here.
422
00:18:40,975 --> 00:18:44,130
I just don't think a raw bar is exactly my and annie's style.
423
00:18:44,575 --> 00:18:45,630
It's in "instyle."
424
00:18:45,637 --> 00:18:47,513
It should be everyone's style.
425
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,981
Hey,marin!
426
00:18:50,538 --> 00:18:51,533
Meet my new best man.
427
00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:53,682
Oh,that's great!
428
00:18:53,686 --> 00:18:57,003
It would be if I cld get our boy here to agree to a butterscotch fountain.
429
00:18:57,007 --> 00:18:59,512
Oh,for patrick? Yeah,he's more of a cupcake kind of guy.
430
00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:02,082
What's better than a ton of tiny cakes?
431
00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:04,583
Weddings are wasted on the straight...
432
00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:07,380
unless you and jack walk down the aisle.
433
00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:08,800
That would be a foxy trot.
434
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,051
He's in the know.
435
00:19:10,058 --> 00:19:11,693
Seriously,people have got to stop
436
00:19:11,697 --> 00:19:13,200
Patrick,we need to make an announcement--
437
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:16,602
a single jack and a still-absorbing-the-news marin do not a couple make.
438
00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:18,903
Do people think I have no self-respect?
439
00:19:18,906 --> 00:19:21,512
Should I have thrown lynn a bon voyage party,too?
440
00:19:22,025 --> 00:19:26,541
French--you should have two french songbirds the end of your wedding.
441
00:19:26,546 --> 00:19:28,302
Oh! Don't worry. I'm on it.
442
00:19:31,815 --> 00:19:33,732
So george,huh?
443
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,350
Yeah,he's great. Mm-hmm.
444
00:19:36,855 --> 00:19:42,983
But shellfish and songbirds and fireworks explode into hearts?
445
00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:44,810
I don't know.
446
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,463
He's more like the worst man.
447
00:19:46,468 --> 00:19:47,401
I mean,don't get me wrong.
448
00:19:47,406 --> 00:19:48,840
I love him like a brother.
449
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,811
I'm starting to think maybe I should do this on my own.
450
00:19:52,015 --> 00:19:54,971
What is it with men? All this "I'm fine on my own" business.
451
00:19:54,978 --> 00:19:56,170
You don't have to survive by yourself.
452
00:19:56,178 --> 00:19:58,083
That's the point of community.
453
00:19:58,337 --> 00:20:00,241
Women aren't afraid to lean on each other,
454
00:20:00,247 --> 00:20:02,301
but men always run to the woods.
455
00:20:04,025 --> 00:20:07,420
You're on in three,two,one.
456
00:20:07,658 --> 00:20:09,062
Spring is coming.
457
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:10,581
Men of elmo,any day now,
458
00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:12,521
the ice is going to crack.
459
00:20:12,526 --> 00:20:16,381
My question to you is when are you going to crack
460
00:20:16,386 --> 00:20:18,262
and ask for some help?
461
00:20:26,538 --> 00:20:27,851
This is you two as kids?
462
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,271
Oh,that was the summer we sold wigs made
463
00:20:30,277 --> 00:20:32,222
from auntie shen's goats.
464
00:20:33,906 --> 00:20:35,350
I see you got me up here,too.
465
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,230
You're family,george.
466
00:20:37,907 --> 00:20:40,941
Your life is so glamorous,lucy.
467
00:20:40,987 --> 00:20:44,222
Those costumes... the hair--it never moves.
468
00:20:44,228 --> 00:20:44,930
It's unreal.
469
00:20:44,935 --> 00:20:47,671
She even has a patented move and everything.
470
00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:50,721
It's all about the "choo-choo" hands.
471
00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:53,851
She even has a juice drink named after her in china.
472
00:20:53,855 --> 00:20:56,001
And a lawn mower. Ooh.
473
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,762
Yeah,it's a lot sometimes.
474
00:20:57,767 --> 00:21:00,073
Sometimes I wish I could just be here with mai
475
00:21:00,077 --> 00:21:01,543
and live a normal life.
476
00:21:01,546 --> 00:21:02,790
And hang up the skates?
477
00:21:02,797 --> 00:21:07,541
Oh,I hang up everything to find a man as good as buzz.
478
00:21:07,546 --> 00:21:09,220
I wish I could just quit the tour
479
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:11,951
and stay here in elmo with my favorite cousin.
480
00:21:11,957 --> 00:21:13,122
I miss you.
481
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,223
Oh,I miss you,too,honey.
482
00:21:15,228 --> 00:21:17,280
Well,uh,can you stay?
483
00:21:17,465 --> 00:21:19,332
No. I'm not citizen,
484
00:21:19,338 --> 00:21:21,782
and my work visa's up when the tour goes home.
485
00:21:21,786 --> 00:21:25,142
Well,what if we set you up with a nice american man?
486
00:21:25,145 --> 00:21:27,013
You know,the kind of guy who doesn't wear
487
00:21:27,018 --> 00:21:28,802
a deep-cut fuchsia leotard--
488
00:21:28,808 --> 00:21:30,753
someone who can get you a green card.
489
00:21:30,755 --> 00:21:32,273
Just like that?
490
00:21:32,276 --> 00:21:33,830
Cousin,this is elmo.
491
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,901
Ten men to every woman.
492
00:21:35,908 --> 00:21:37,492
And a looker like you?
493
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,523
You could have your pick of green cards,
494
00:21:39,527 --> 00:21:41,753
especially with those "choo-choo" hands.
495
00:21:41,756 --> 00:21:45,732
Chugga,chugga,chugga,chugga,chugga,chugga-- please,don't do my move.
496
00:21:55,227 --> 00:21:56,743
Marin,you home?
497
00:21:57,977 --> 00:21:59,103
Jack.
498
00:21:59,347 --> 00:21:59,921
Is he all right?
499
00:22:00,048 --> 00:22:01,370
he says he needs soup.
500
00:22:01,378 --> 00:22:03,202
Many bowls of soup.
501
00:22:10,976 --> 00:22:12,252
100--
502
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,852
that's better,sweetie.
503
00:22:14,058 --> 00:22:15,502
Now eat your soup.
504
00:22:21,197 --> 00:22:22,993
I'm not a "sweetie."
505
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,563
looks like he's gonna live. Yeah.
506
00:22:33,846 --> 00:22:35,443
thanks for your help.
507
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,921
Wow. Are you all right?
508
00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:44,310
Yeah,yeah,yeah.
509
00:22:44,558 --> 00:22:45,952
What happened?
510
00:22:45,967 --> 00:22:49,541
I tried to remove the tattoo. Yeah,with what,a weasel?
511
00:22:49,547 --> 00:22:51,611
No,no,I went to a guy.
512
00:22:51,618 --> 00:22:53,252
I just wanted it gone,
513
00:22:53,255 --> 00:22:54,590
but I guess I have to go back and finish it.
514
00:22:54,595 --> 00:22:55,583
Well,that makes sense.
515
00:22:55,587 --> 00:22:56,792
It takes time to heal...
516
00:22:58,097 --> 00:22:59,691
from a breakup,
517
00:22:59,936 --> 00:23:01,410
from a tattoo.
518
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,910
See,it's not so bad to have an "N."
519
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:08,050
I mean,there are so many things that it could turn into.
520
00:23:08,295 --> 00:23:09,143
"Alone"?
521
00:23:09,265 --> 00:23:10,371
"New."
522
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:12,481
See? Endless possibilities.
523
00:23:15,808 --> 00:23:17,753
I've been wanting to talk to you.
524
00:23:18,336 --> 00:23:20,110
Yeah? Yeah,you're,like,
525
00:23:20,116 --> 00:23:23,190
the only person that I've wanted to talk to.
526
00:23:27,288 --> 00:23:29,241
Why did you break up?
527
00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:32,871
I guess I was,uh,
528
00:23:33,387 --> 00:23:37,082
working too hard to pretend that we were still jack and lynn.
529
00:23:38,307 --> 00:23:39,900
It just felt wrong.
530
00:23:40,488 --> 00:23:41,540
I'm sorry.
531
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,661
Don't be. I'm the one who made a fool of himself.
532
00:23:44,668 --> 00:23:46,691
No,you were human--
533
00:23:46,806 --> 00:23:48,331
painfully human.
534
00:23:49,388 --> 00:23:50,901
And I messed us up.
535
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,470
Jack,I...
536
00:23:56,547 --> 00:23:58,720
know you're in a lot of pain.
537
00:23:59,156 --> 00:24:00,631
I know you need to heal,
538
00:24:00,638 --> 00:24:03,323
and I want to help you,but...
539
00:24:04,925 --> 00:24:07,611
it's not like I can just give you chicken soup.
540
00:24:09,878 --> 00:24:12,210
I would want to give you more...
541
00:24:14,406 --> 00:24:17,830
and I can't right now.
542
00:24:25,826 --> 00:24:27,312
I get it,marin.
543
00:24:31,958 --> 00:24:34,691
Well,I'll see you on top of the mountain,right?
544
00:24:34,926 --> 00:24:37,652
For the skate? Uh... no.
545
00:24:37,655 --> 00:24:40,581
This whole thing has been so humiliating.
546
00:24:40,585 --> 00:24:44,091
Hey,I know from humiliating public breakups.
547
00:24:44,096 --> 00:24:47,250
All of new york knew about the relationship coach
548
00:24:47,255 --> 00:24:48,651
whose fiance cheated on her,
549
00:24:49,787 --> 00:24:51,300
but you know what got me through?
550
00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:53,293
Elmo.
551
00:24:54,358 --> 00:24:55,271
They didn't even know me,
552
00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:56,641
and they supported me.
553
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:59,761
This is your town,jack.
554
00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,551
Let them help you.
555
00:25:17,927 --> 00:25:20,180
so... what are we looking at here,patty?
556
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,252
What's gonna be our wedding do?
557
00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:22,120
Oh,I don't know.
558
00:25:22,127 --> 00:25:24,701
I wasn't planning on changing much. Just...
559
00:25:25,137 --> 00:25:27,482
what if we grow it out and gel it back?
560
00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:29,412
Um,I would-- I see what you're going for here,
561
00:25:29,417 --> 00:25:31,463
but I think our boy here wants something a little more natural.
562
00:25:31,468 --> 00:25:33,800
Yeah,I wouldn't mind something natural.
563
00:25:33,807 --> 00:25:35,361
Okay,what if we went retro,
564
00:25:35,366 --> 00:25:37,852
and we,like,layered and feathered it?
565
00:25:37,855 --> 00:25:39,340
You know,marin says you shouldn't change your
566
00:25:39,347 --> 00:25:40,472
whole look on your wedding day.
567
00:25:40,477 --> 00:25:41,911
Ha! Marin's not working with this.
568
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,363
Can I just say something? Yeah,sure,bro.
569
00:25:43,365 --> 00:25:46,112
Okay,all this stuff you wanna do--the birds,the butterscotch,
570
00:25:46,116 --> 00:25:48,630
the blowouts--it's perfect...
571
00:25:48,717 --> 00:25:50,001
for you.
572
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:52,852
What are you trying to say,patrick o'bachelorton?
573
00:25:52,856 --> 00:25:54,451
I'm your brother. I deserve the truth.
574
00:25:54,515 --> 00:25:56,011
Okay,truth--
575
00:25:56,807 --> 00:25:58,693
having you as a brother has been a wicked ride.
576
00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:01,113
I mean,we're so alike,
577
00:26:01,116 --> 00:26:02,582
it's scary.
578
00:26:02,826 --> 00:26:04,422
I think you'd be a great roomie.
579
00:26:04,427 --> 00:26:06,101
Probably a good cook. Of course.
580
00:26:06,108 --> 00:26:08,322
I even think you're a great wedding planner...
581
00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,481
just maybe not for my wedding.
582
00:26:11,485 --> 00:26:13,461
I just don't think we're ready.
583
00:26:13,598 --> 00:26:15,620
Stabbed in the back by your own flesh and blood.
584
00:26:15,625 --> 00:26:17,471
I didn't mean it like that. I'm kidding.
585
00:26:17,477 --> 00:26:20,613
Patrick,I get it. You do? You do?
586
00:26:20,615 --> 00:26:22,482
I want pinlits in the centerpiece,
587
00:26:22,488 --> 00:26:24,742
and you want a single-wick candle.
588
00:26:24,945 --> 00:26:27,123
And ne'er the two shall meet.
589
00:26:27,328 --> 00:26:29,001
Exactly.
590
00:26:30,995 --> 00:26:32,511
What the hell are pinlights?
591
00:26:36,267 --> 00:26:37,823
Oh,hey,celia,
592
00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:38,961
have you seen annie?
593
00:26:38,968 --> 00:26:40,491
We've got a big veil meeting.
594
00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:42,012
She's older than patrick,you know.
595
00:26:42,246 --> 00:26:44,823
Uh,yeah,by a couple of years.
596
00:26:44,828 --> 00:26:46,503
I don't think that makes a difference.
597
00:26:46,507 --> 00:26:49,111
No? What about more than a couple?
598
00:26:49,398 --> 00:26:51,570
How about A... couple couple?
599
00:26:51,578 --> 00:26:52,521
How about that?
600
00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:54,202
Uh,what about that?
601
00:26:54,635 --> 00:26:56,393
You don't--you don't think a man starts looking
602
00:26:56,397 --> 00:26:59,472
at a girl's crow's-feet and starts to wish he'd landed
603
00:26:59,478 --> 00:27:00,791
himself a little chickadee?
604
00:27:00,838 --> 00:27:03,143
Yeah,I'm not sure where you're going with this.
605
00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:04,831
Of course you're not.
606
00:27:04,836 --> 00:27:05,901
You and jack are the same age.
607
00:27:05,906 --> 00:27:07,311
You're not gonna have these problems.
608
00:27:07,316 --> 00:27:08,630
Uh,well,first of all,
609
00:27:08,635 --> 00:27:10,393
I think he's a teensy bit older,
610
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:11,241
but second of all,
611
00:27:11,247 --> 00:27:12,441
what is wrong with people?
612
00:27:12,445 --> 00:27:14,191
There is no jack and me.
613
00:27:16,307 --> 00:27:17,781
is this about dick?
614
00:27:18,977 --> 00:27:21,323
He's turning 40. Mm-hmm.
615
00:27:21,365 --> 00:27:22,682
I'm f--
616
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,802
patrick's mother. Mm-hmm.
617
00:27:25,807 --> 00:27:27,091
Right? You do the math.
618
00:27:27,137 --> 00:27:29,411
Look at you. You're a beautiful,vibrant woman.
619
00:27:29,417 --> 00:27:31,133
Okay,okay. Don't--don't get fresh.
620
00:27:31,147 --> 00:27:33,603
I'm just saying you have nothing to worry about.
621
00:27:34,535 --> 00:27:36,913
Well,I look good now,but...
622
00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:38,240
what about when I...
623
00:27:38,327 --> 00:27:39,762
turn the bend?
624
00:27:40,047 --> 00:27:42,421
You know,how do I know dick will wanna go there with me?
625
00:27:42,598 --> 00:27:44,760
Because he's a smart man.
626
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,422
Look,he already landed himself an older woman.
627
00:27:47,427 --> 00:27:49,130
He's gotta be doing something right.
628
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:04,471
thank you. That was a pretty spectacular date. Mm-hmm.
629
00:28:04,486 --> 00:28:07,250
I can pretty much die and go to heaven now.
630
00:28:07,256 --> 00:28:08,620
Okay. Bye-bye.
631
00:28:09,085 --> 00:28:12,871
What,a fella doesn't get any thanks for his efforts?
632
00:28:13,427 --> 00:28:15,412
Okay. Bye-bye.
633
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,361
Ice queen indeed.
634
00:28:23,837 --> 00:28:26,172
He took me to a petting zoo.
635
00:28:26,426 --> 00:28:29,622
At least the other three guys you set me up with bought me dinner.
636
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:30,883
This is your favorite cousin,
637
00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:32,830
and you threw her to jerome?
638
00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,400
It was short notice.
639
00:28:34,405 --> 00:28:36,003
I was shooting for a green card,
640
00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:37,913
not a silver anniversary.
641
00:28:38,195 --> 00:28:40,880
I don't think I'm going to find love in alaska.
642
00:28:41,116 --> 00:28:44,822
I must return to my cold,unfulfilled life on the ice.
643
00:28:44,867 --> 00:28:47,632
Oh,I hate that you have to leave.
644
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:51,523
I know. Me,too,but none of these guys are right.
645
00:28:52,117 --> 00:28:55,271
I wish I could meet a great guy like George
646
00:28:56,675 --> 00:28:58,470
yeah,he'd be perfect,
647
00:28:58,476 --> 00:29:00,300
except the boy is gay,
648
00:29:00,508 --> 00:29:02,660
and he might be a little related to you. Mm.
649
00:29:02,668 --> 00:29:03,610
Yeah,it's a shame.
650
00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,990
It shouldn't be so hard to keep a family together.
651
00:29:07,598 --> 00:29:10,740
Wait,so you haven't met the perfect husband yet,
652
00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:13,001
but that doesn't mean you can't have a family.
653
00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:15,732
You want her to get knocked up? No.
654
00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:22,313
Lu,you might not find love in america right away,
655
00:29:22,315 --> 00:29:24,501
but while you wait for mr. Right,
656
00:29:24,816 --> 00:29:26,802
why not settle v
657
00:29:28,057 --> 00:29:29,070
Mai,
658
00:29:29,306 --> 00:29:32,232
will you do me the honor of giving me your cousin's hand in marriage?
659
00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:33,402
Yes!
660
00:29:44,807 --> 00:29:46,051
I fired george.
661
00:29:46,055 --> 00:29:47,023
You what?
662
00:29:47,026 --> 00:29:48,163
I know,I know.
663
00:29:48,168 --> 00:29:50,970
I'm a coldhearted bastard for firing my own brother.
664
00:29:50,976 --> 00:29:52,070
What happened?
665
00:29:52,078 --> 00:29:52,961
Well,he's great and everything,
666
00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:55,140
and it--it's awesome that we're brotherers,
667
00:29:55,147 --> 00:29:58,773
but he doesn't really know how I roll yet,and vice versa.
668
00:29:58,778 --> 00:29:59,980
Well,of course not.
669
00:29:59,985 --> 00:30:01,351
You only met him two months ago.
670
00:30:01,358 --> 00:30:04,172
Yeah,and I feel like my best man should be my best friend,
671
00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:06,041
uh,besides annie.
672
00:30:06,045 --> 00:30:08,571
Yeah,I was a little worried about that butterscotch fountain.
673
00:30:08,777 --> 00:30:10,252
And the whole oyster thing?
674
00:30:10,255 --> 00:30:12,552
Right. You've got that who texture issue.
675
00:30:13,066 --> 00:30:14,813
Hey,what would be wrong with mini quesadillas?
676
00:30:14,818 --> 00:30:18,082
Everybody loves those. Well,si,si,se�orita.
677
00:30:18,087 --> 00:30:20,221
See,patrick,the great thing about you
678
00:30:20,227 --> 00:30:21,893
is you are a guy who likes the simple things--
679
00:30:21,898 --> 00:30:23,212
the real things.
680
00:30:23,538 --> 00:30:26,033
You make people relax and feel good--
681
00:30:26,038 --> 00:30:28,412
that's who you are,so that's how your wedding should be.
682
00:30:28,418 --> 00:30:29,500
Exactly.
683
00:30:31,545 --> 00:30:32,820
Marin. Hmm?
684
00:30:33,686 --> 00:30:35,160
Will you be my best man?
685
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:35,981
What? What?
686
00:30:35,985 --> 00:30:37,663
Well,you know me really well.
687
00:30:38,168 --> 00:30:41,770
Patrick,you--you cannot just steal my maid of honor.
688
00:30:41,827 --> 00:30:42,841
I'm not.
689
00:30:43,116 --> 00:30:45,652
Being a maid of honor is a full-time job,patrick,
690
00:30:45,657 --> 00:30:48,181
and the bride has twice as much to do as the groom.
691
00:30:48,186 --> 00:30:49,793
Twice as much? Really?
692
00:30:49,955 --> 00:30:51,353
Have you seen my list?
693
00:30:51,355 --> 00:30:54,573
Yeah,I've seen your little list. Big deal.
694
00:30:54,575 --> 00:30:58,201
You pick out some music and write a toast and half the vows?
695
00:30:58,515 --> 00:31:02,102
Well,you can't even get married without the groom,so there.
696
00:31:03,547 --> 00:31:05,062
Fine. Fine.
697
00:31:08,516 --> 00:31:11,230
I am so happy that you two are getting married.
698
00:31:18,067 --> 00:31:19,311
um...
699
00:31:20,016 --> 00:31:21,882
oh,sorry.
700
00:31:22,395 --> 00:31:23,721
He does that.
701
00:31:25,895 --> 00:31:28,083
Hey. You're looking better.
702
00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:29,322
That soup,man.
703
00:31:29,647 --> 00:31:30,680
I don't know how you do it.
704
00:31:30,866 --> 00:31:32,573
It really is some sort of miracle.
705
00:31:32,845 --> 00:31:34,323
So you gonna come skating with me?
706
00:31:34,328 --> 00:31:36,001
Oh,I don't think I'm ready for that.
707
00:31:36,006 --> 00:31:38,381
Come on. It'll be fun.
708
00:31:40,855 --> 00:31:42,023
Jack's right.
709
00:31:42,805 --> 00:31:44,403
What about jack?
710
00:31:44,647 --> 00:31:47,482
He said you're all bright and shiny and crap,like the sun.
711
00:31:48,976 --> 00:31:50,182
He said that?
712
00:31:50,188 --> 00:31:52,020
Ah,not the "crap" part.
713
00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:10,633
Thank you,lucy!
714
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:12,861
Okay,let's go.
715
00:32:12,867 --> 00:32:15,432
Everybody on the ice!
716
00:32:24,297 --> 00:32:25,342
It's okay.
717
00:32:26,855 --> 00:32:28,173
Whoa!
718
00:32:28,765 --> 00:32:31,411
� that was so long ago... �
719
00:32:38,845 --> 00:32:41,771
Well,how are you enjoying your first spring skate?
720
00:32:41,776 --> 00:32:44,430
Oh,it's great. You have noticed all the snow,right?
721
00:32:44,555 --> 00:32:46,931
Yeah. Well,we take what we can get.
722
00:32:46,936 --> 00:32:48,991
At the summer solstice,we had hail. Oh,got it.
723
00:32:49,216 --> 00:32:50,230
But just so we're clear,
724
00:32:50,237 --> 00:32:53,112
the point of this whole thing is that we're so close to the thaw,
725
00:32:53,128 --> 00:32:54,381
that the ice is going to crack,
726
00:32:54,536 --> 00:32:56,373
so we're getting in our last skate,right?
727
00:32:56,377 --> 00:32:57,233
Pretty much.
728
00:32:57,276 --> 00:32:59,180
Isn't that just a smidge dangerous?
729
00:32:59,695 --> 00:33:02,583
A town full of men,marin. Aha! Yes.
730
00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,941
hey,look who showed up.
731
00:33:10,148 --> 00:33:11,663
Excuse me.
732
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:16,520
� I just had to call you back again �
733
00:33:18,985 --> 00:33:21,753
� tell me what to do... �
734
00:33:21,398 --> 00:33:23,450
hey. Oh,hey.
735
00:33:23,457 --> 00:33:24,403
You made it.
736
00:33:24,406 --> 00:33:26,850
Yeah. Thanks for,uh,
737
00:33:26,857 --> 00:33:28,183
getting me back out,coach.
738
00:33:28,185 --> 00:33:29,122
My pleasure.
739
00:33:30,778 --> 00:33:31,982
I'm glad you're here.
740
00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:34,590
Yeah,me,too.
741
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:39,472
Someone had to keep you from falling through the ice again.
742
00:33:39,747 --> 00:33:42,830
� I would still be there for you �
743
00:33:42,838 --> 00:33:46,143
� will you still be there for me? �
744
00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:50,360
� When I need �
745
00:33:50,367 --> 00:33:53,053
� a friend... �
746
00:33:54,148 --> 00:33:57,743
� everybody falls apart �
747
00:33:57,746 --> 00:34:02,453
� look at me,I've been a part again �
748
00:34:07,148 --> 00:34:13,342
And now two very promising young ice dancers will take the ice!
749
00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:21,763
what are you doing?
750
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,410
I'm off-tempo. I'm off-tempo!
751
00:34:24,926 --> 00:34:26,242
Give into the ice.
752
00:34:26,246 --> 00:34:27,601
Remember what lucy said?
753
00:34:27,605 --> 00:34:29,210
"You are the heat that cuts the ice."
754
00:34:29,456 --> 00:34:32,643
Would you mind not talking about the missus for five minutes?
755
00:34:32,646 --> 00:34:34,392
Please,you're obsessed. Aren't you?
756
00:34:36,478 --> 00:34:38,341
Not enough to marry her.
757
00:34:39,728 --> 00:34:41,243
And turn!
758
00:34:41,717 --> 00:34:43,903
I'm just trying to do something nice for mai.
759
00:34:43,906 --> 00:34:44,662
It's just a piece of paper.
760
00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:45,750
It's not like it means anything.
761
00:34:46,537 --> 00:34:48,993
I know. It may not mean anything to you,
762
00:34:48,995 --> 00:34:50,501
but it means an awful lot to me.
763
00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:53,122
The whole institution of marriage pisses me off.
764
00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:55,141
No one should get married until we can.
765
00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:57,030
The gays,I mean.
766
00:34:57,037 --> 00:34:58,121
You're jealous.
767
00:34:58,618 --> 00:34:59,850
You're crazy.
768
00:34:59,866 --> 00:35:01,653
Oh,you should be committed,
769
00:35:01,658 --> 00:35:02,970
saying you don't want to be committed.
770
00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,070
I know I said that,okay?
771
00:35:07,076 --> 00:35:09,020
I know,but it's just something I said.
772
00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:11,053
A man's gotta protect his heart around here.
773
00:35:11,056 --> 00:35:12,682
So you want a relationship with me?
774
00:35:15,228 --> 00:35:18,031
You ice dancing fool,of course I do! oh!
775
00:35:27,856 --> 00:35:28,981
it's breaking!
776
00:35:28,988 --> 00:35:31,321
get off the ice! Get off the...
777
00:35:34,706 --> 00:35:36,352
There's my spring blossom.
778
00:35:37,026 --> 00:35:37,960
I miss the big crack?
779
00:35:37,966 --> 00:35:39,400
Oh,dick.
780
00:35:40,857 --> 00:35:42,291
we need to talk.
781
00:35:45,855 --> 00:35:47,100
Uh...
782
00:35:47,738 --> 00:35:51,353
look... I'm older than you
783
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:53,571
by a number of years.
784
00:35:53,896 --> 00:35:57,282
So,you know,let's say when you're 60,
785
00:35:57,287 --> 00:35:58,533
I'm gonna be...
786
00:36:00,985 --> 00:36:02,891
and when you're 70,
787
00:36:02,897 --> 00:36:04,301
I'm gonna be...
788
00:36:06,186 --> 00:36:07,100
and when you're 80,
789
00:36:07,105 --> 00:36:08,432
I'm gonna be...
790
00:36:09,105 --> 00:36:10,381
dead.
791
00:36:10,767 --> 00:36:12,293
So as you can see,
792
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,743
this just isn't gonna work.
793
00:36:13,978 --> 00:36:15,760
So,you know,you should just...
794
00:36:16,006 --> 00:36:18,770
you just get out while I can still kind of walk a little.
795
00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:21,072
You think I care?
796
00:36:21,817 --> 00:36:23,933
When I look at you,I don't see age.
797
00:36:24,605 --> 00:36:26,330
I see an intelligent,
798
00:36:26,335 --> 00:36:28,593
beautiful,sexy police chief with an ass
799
00:36:28,597 --> 00:36:29,843
that just won't quit.
800
00:36:31,715 --> 00:36:32,723
Really?
801
00:36:33,005 --> 00:36:35,391
I don't care if you're 39 or 59.
802
00:36:35,405 --> 00:36:36,213
Okay,just for the record,
803
00:36:36,218 --> 00:36:38,280
I'm not 59. Whatever.
804
00:36:38,288 --> 00:36:41,430
You're hot,and you're mine.
805
00:36:43,387 --> 00:36:46,620
let me be the ashton to your demi.
806
00:36:58,518 --> 00:36:59,643
Hey.
807
00:36:59,837 --> 00:37:01,023
Hey.
808
00:37:01,596 --> 00:37:03,850
I talked to arty from the body shop.
809
00:37:03,857 --> 00:37:05,220
Yeah? Wh--why?
810
00:37:05,227 --> 00:37:07,403
You know,for our "just married" getaway car.
811
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:12,441
Says he's got a monster truck that'll really make a statement.
812
00:37:13,528 --> 00:37:16,520
We are not leaving our wedding in a monster truck.
813
00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:17,881
Why not? We'll be up high,
814
00:37:17,888 --> 00:37:20,232
we can see everything,havehose mud flaps
815
00:37:20,236 --> 00:37:21,873
so your dress won't get all muddy.
816
00:37:22,777 --> 00:37:24,212
We'll be making a statement!
817
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:33,140
patrick,I'm not going to let you ruin our wedding.
818
00:37:33,145 --> 00:37:34,903
I'm just not.
819
00:37:38,035 --> 00:37:39,230
Marin!
820
00:37:39,985 --> 00:37:41,732
I-I need to ask you something else,
821
00:37:41,738 --> 00:37:43,841
but I didn't have time to write another poem.
822
00:37:44,945 --> 00:37:47,332
Would you please be patrick's best man?
823
00:37:47,335 --> 00:37:49,440
Please? For me?
824
00:37:49,837 --> 00:37:51,621
I think maybe you should say yes.
825
00:37:52,258 --> 00:37:54,123
we need you.
826
00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:57,372
Besides,you were the one who brought us together.
827
00:37:57,685 --> 00:37:59,983
You should be the one standing beside us at our wedding.
828
00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,270
It makes sense.
829
00:38:03,808 --> 00:38:05,030
Sure.
830
00:38:06,128 --> 00:38:07,492
Oh!
831
00:38:13,885 --> 00:38:15,262
okay,everybody.
832
00:38:15,655 --> 00:38:19,663
The ice officially cracked at 4:22.
833
00:38:21,158 --> 00:38:24,810
the person having the closest time and date was...
834
00:38:26,747 --> 00:38:28,492
uh,chief bachelor!
835
00:38:29,175 --> 00:38:30,033
what?!
836
00:38:30,035 --> 00:38:33,111
I don't know how that could've happened. I don't gamble.
837
00:38:33,117 --> 00:38:35,220
Go and get it,mrs. Robinson.
838
00:38:35,878 --> 00:38:37,982
Whoo-hoo!
839
00:38:38,466 --> 00:38:42,311
Go,chief! You go,girl! Whoo!
840
00:38:43,065 --> 00:38:44,693
It's all yours,chief.
841
00:38:49,277 --> 00:38:51,533
hey! Oh,my gosh,look at me.
842
00:38:51,537 --> 00:38:52,783
I'm not using my crutch.
843
00:39:03,295 --> 00:39:04,971
let me help you with that.
844
00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:08,243
Oh,look how sweet!
845
00:39:08,715 --> 00:39:10,973
You deserve to be treated like a princess,
846
00:39:11,845 --> 00:39:13,641
but I'm not sure I can be your prince.
847
00:39:14,398 --> 00:39:15,533
If I were to marry any woman,
848
00:39:15,538 --> 00:39:16,673
it would be you.
849
00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:19,053
But you deserve the real thing.
850
00:39:20,185 --> 00:39:21,781
It's okay,georgie.
851
00:39:21,785 --> 00:39:23,461
We thought it might come to this.
852
00:39:23,816 --> 00:39:26,030
I like you very much,too,
853
00:39:26,316 --> 00:39:30,053
but it would be wrong to marry a man I would most cerinly cuckold.
854
00:39:30,055 --> 00:39:33,170
Buddha doesn't understand the subtleties of a fake marriage.
855
00:39:34,165 --> 00:39:36,003
I'm so sorry I couldn't keep you together.
856
00:39:36,988 --> 00:39:38,462
We're gonna find a way.
857
00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:40,770
You could've had me.
858
00:39:40,777 --> 00:39:41,982
That's all I'm saying.
859
00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:43,873
But you only get one shot at jerome.
860
00:39:44,106 --> 00:39:46,872
Excuse me. Okay. Bye-bye.
861
00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:56,493
Well,I'll tell you what--
862
00:39:56,497 --> 00:39:59,543
no matter how you go about it,marriage is a serious business.
863
00:39:59,766 --> 00:40:01,752
It's better to wait for the right man
864
00:40:01,758 --> 00:40:03,310
than to marry the wrong woman.
865
00:40:14,258 --> 00:40:15,543
So...
866
00:40:15,865 --> 00:40:17,573
the wedding is off.
867
00:40:18,277 --> 00:40:20,111
But I think the fat camp might happen.
868
00:40:20,068 --> 00:40:21,392
Oh,yeah?
869
00:40:23,976 --> 00:40:24,852
I checked the location again,
870
00:40:24,897 --> 00:40:26,723
and I think it may be perfect.
871
00:40:27,006 --> 00:40:28,012
But if I go through with this,
872
00:40:28,016 --> 00:40:29,490
I'm gonna be around a lot more.
873
00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:31,293
You don't say.
874
00:40:34,136 --> 00:40:35,530
Listen,mister,
875
00:40:35,535 --> 00:40:37,603
you only get one proclamation a day out of me,
876
00:40:37,608 --> 00:40:38,972
so don't push it.
877
00:40:39,297 --> 00:40:40,813
Okay.
878
00:40:44,718 --> 00:40:49,072
� it's your oldest trick and your cheapest one �
879
00:40:47,596 --> 00:40:48,880
cash?
880
00:40:50,055 --> 00:40:51,553
� Turn the world to blank... �
881
00:40:51,655 --> 00:40:54,082
� And the game is done �
882
00:40:51,675 --> 00:40:53,110
you here?
883
00:40:56,406 --> 00:40:58,390
I got you some stuff.
884
00:40:58,448 --> 00:41:02,160
� Lend your heart out to who you please �
885
00:41:03,975 --> 00:41:08,191
� wherever you travel,whatever you see �
886
00:41:09,128 --> 00:41:13,413
� don't forget the love you got from me �
887
00:41:12,338 --> 00:41:16,350
I always wondered why there are so many men in alaska.
888
00:41:17,025 --> 00:41:18,580
Maybe they take satisfaction
889
00:41:18,585 --> 00:41:21,232
in roughing it on the last frontier--
890
00:41:21,237 --> 00:41:22,753
a place where even the spring
891
00:41:22,758 --> 00:41:24,270
is tough to live through.
892
00:41:26,828 --> 00:41:29,783
� I hope your best is yet to come �
893
00:41:29,188 --> 00:41:31,393
but when the sun finally comes out...
894
00:41:31,398 --> 00:41:35,480
� let's close the book,what's done is done �
895
00:41:34,415 --> 00:41:36,171
you realize you're not alone,
896
00:41:36,448 --> 00:41:38,473
and there are people all around you...
897
00:41:38,757 --> 00:41:41,443
and that makes the thaw that much sweeter...
898
00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:43,080
bachelorton!
899
00:41:42,068 --> 00:41:45,101
� Good night,moon,good-bye,sun �
900
00:41:45,108 --> 00:41:48,060
even if the spring is fleeting.
901
00:41:46,615 --> 00:41:50,543
� What goes with you is all my love �
902
00:41:50,545 --> 00:41:51,913
but now that I live here,
903
00:41:51,918 --> 00:41:54,281
I know it's not just the men who are tough.
904
00:41:55,548 --> 00:41:57,950
The women here become pretty tough as well.
905
00:41:57,636 --> 00:42:01,530
� Let's close the book,what's done is done �
906
00:42:01,816 --> 00:42:04,311
� 'cause yesterday's gone �
907
00:42:04,316 --> 00:42:05,591
I didn't even realize
908
00:42:05,597 --> 00:42:09,370
I'd survived my first winter in alaska until it was over.
909
00:42:07,915 --> 00:42:17,271
� 'Cause yesterday's gone yesterday's gone �
910
00:42:15,425 --> 00:42:17,170
I could've done it on my own...
911
00:42:18,818 --> 00:42:21,352
but I'm glad I didn't have to.
912
00:42:22,555 --> 00:42:24,503
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