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Previously on "men in trees"...
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I've never d ethe
guest-lecture thing before.
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You're a natural.
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They offered you a job?
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You are a girl who is unforgettable.
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I'm just not ready.
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Pilar romero is one of the hottest
self-help writers out there.
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She's left her agency.
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I want to work with your company.
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I will require something else.
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I want patrick to be my lover.
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hey, great sign.
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So, can I count on you to audition?
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Oh, annie, I'd love
to, but I am swamped.
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If I don't make some serious progress on my
book, jane is going to end our friendship.
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Order's up, marin -- two
burgers, fully loaded, to go.
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So, what's with this to-go business?
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Professor fancy-pants
too good to eat with us?
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Oh, come on. It's jack's
first lecture tomorrow.
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He wants to practice.
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Buzz: Well, he should practice
here. We'll heckle him real good.
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Yeah, I don't think heckling is the point
of the practice. Thank u for the burgers.
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Say "hi" to professor
fancy-pants for us.
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Will do.
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You sure? Okay.
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So, you guys gonna
audition for my talent show?
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What about you, buzz?
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After all, you helped me get back
in touch with my love of theater.
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Maybe I will.
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You'll do no such thing, buzz washington.
You don't have time for talent shows.
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You should be working as
much as possible to make money
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as quickly as possible to
get your wife o of my house,
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'cause I swear, on my beloved
grandma's beloved grave,
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if I see one more box arrive from
knickknacksandnovelties. Com stuffed with packing peanuts,
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I'm gonna lose what
little sanity I have left,
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which is why I'm here,
nursing my 12th can of cola.
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By the way, ben, can I get
another, maybe with a lime in it?
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Sorry, celia, I'm cutting you off.
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You've clearly had enough sugar.
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So, sometimes, on the lecture circuit,
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I'd jump around like this before I
got onstage to make myself feel loose.
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Gotcha.
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Want to try? Might help.
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I'll pass.
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Okay. But this time,
really think "loose."
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Got it
-- loose.
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Loose.
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"Recently, scientists have suggested
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"that the expansion of
sea ice in the bering sea
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"during the neoglacial period may
explain several unresolved phenomena..."
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okay, that's great. Great. Much better.
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- Yeah?
- Much.
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But, remember, college kids get
restless, so even more eye contact.
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Maybe look up like every third word.
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- Right. Okay.
- Okay.
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"Phenomena that may include,
"but are not exclusive to
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"the alteration of the distribution
"of north pacific mammals,
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answering genetic questions."
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Okay, forget that.
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The eye-contact thing is
throwing you off a little.
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I'm sorry this is taking so long.
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You wanted to finish
your chapter tonight.
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Why don't you work on
your book? I'll be fine.
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Don't be silly. My schedule's flexible.
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I'm that far from fine, huh?
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It was so easy when I was just
talking off the cuff in julia's class.
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Okay, so ditch the notes.
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Just talk.
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What made humpback whale
migration patterns change?
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The climate cooled during
the neoglacial period.
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And...
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the cooling created sea ice,
so whales couldn't get through.
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They had to take a detour, which explains
why we find fossils where they shodn't be.
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What? Yes, miss frist?
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Already, that is like a
million gazillion times better.
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Million gazillion?
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At the very least.
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Just talk like that. You will be fine.
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Thanks, coach.
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All right, I should probably get to bed.
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I got to get on the road at 4:00 A.M.
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Sleep well, professor fancy-pants.
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Would you stop calling me that?
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Well, I would be happy to
confirm that reservation for you,
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but I'd be remiss if
I didn't tell you that
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if you moved your
honeymoon back three weeks,
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you'd be able to catch the elmo
inn talent show, which is...
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no -- no problem. We'll just
stick with the original dates.
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You're all set.
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You're in this talent show, I hope.
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Uh -- n-no
problem. Bye, now.
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Uh, uh, no, probably
not, since I'm directing.
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I have something for you.
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But -- but it's
not my birthday...
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or my half-birthday.
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Go on, open it.
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Love presents.
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It's the complete works of
croatia's most famous playwright.
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I thought it might inspire you as
you undertake your theatrical journey.
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Thank you so much!
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Annie, wait. One
date -- just one.
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I'm sorry, ivan, but I-I'm just
not looking to date right now,
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so, if there are strings attached to
this book, I should probably give it back.
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There are no strings, but
I'm not going to give up.
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I wish you would.
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No, you don'T.
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Hey, this is patrick.
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You've reached the elmo inn, recently voted
the best and only accommodations in elmo.
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We'll be back, so let us know who
you are and where we can reach you.
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Hey, this is patrick.
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You've reached alliance
literary, recently voted,
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by me, the number-one place
to work if you have to work.
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Oh, hey, judy.
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Amy's in a meeting.
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Can I put you through to her voicemail?
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You got it.
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Patrick, can you come
into my office, please?
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Sure thing, boss. Over and out.
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Thanks.
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And, again, you don't
have to say "over and out."
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Roger dodger.
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Or "roger dodger."
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Copy that.
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Come in.
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What can I do you for?
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Have a seat, patrick.
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Your breakfast sandwich didn't come with
ham instead of sausage again, did it?
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My breakfast sandwich was fine.
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And, again, I'm sorry for
overreacting yesterday.
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Oh, hey, no, that was a
totally normal reaction...
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for a crazy lady.
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The truth is, patrick, you've
been doing a great job here --
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so great, I'm about to give
you a very special assignment.
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- No way.
- Way.
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Now, as you know, we're looking for a
big publisher for pilar romero's new book.
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Book's gonna be huge.
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I agree, which makes ms.
Romero a very important client.
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And I am assigning you...
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to be her personal liaison.
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Come on. High five!
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Okay.
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So, what does a liaison do, exactly?
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I mean, besides liaising,
which I totally get... kind of.
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Scheduling, press, publicity
-- it all goes through you.
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Anticipate her needs...
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whatever they may be.
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You got it.
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You are not gonna regret
giving me this assignment.
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I'm gonna be all over pilar romero.
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Well, sure. That would be fine.
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Julia: Bad girl. You're a very bad girl.
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Bad, bad girl.
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Stop. No. Bad, bad girl.
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Hey, I'm glad to see you talking
to puppies and not students.
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You mock, but office hours
don't sound much different.
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Oh, how did your lecture go?
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I'm so sorry I missed
it, but I was --
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oh, no, stop! No. No.
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Lecture was fine.
What's with the puppies?
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Gary's dog gave birth.
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- She's pregnant?
- Yeah.
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I found homes for three of
them, but these four are left,
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and I can't keep them 'cause
jim does his sculpting from home,
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and with the buzz saw going,
it's just too dangerous.
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So I thought my students might
want them, but apparently,
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there's a "no pets" rule at the dorm.
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I'm just at my wit's end,
jack. I don't know what to do.
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Bad girl!
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- One quicquestion.
- Shoot.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Men In Trees
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Four dogs?
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Just untilwe find them a home.
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Didn't knowwhat else to do.
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Well, why did youhave to do anything?
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Jim works out of his home.
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He has all tse buzz sawslying
around, which are dangerous.
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Yeah, what aboutmy sharpened pencils?
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They can be dangerous, too.
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Sharpened pencils?
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Seriously,what were you thinking?
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They're gary's dogsthat are...
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so I guess I felta little responsible.
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I get it.
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I can help out... temporarily.
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You're the best.
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Oh, stop.
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By "stop," I mean,"please, go on."
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I'm sorry, but I just not surethat telling
fortunes really qualifiesas a talent.
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Can you do it?
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- Well, no,
but - - exactly.
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So this ishow
it gonna work --
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I'm gonna choose someonefrom
the audience totally at random...
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or a plant -- I haven't
decidedwhich yet.
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Then I am going toblow that person's
mind with myamazing predictions.
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Want me to do you?
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No, that's okay.
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Imagine me wearing all black,so
I'm all dramatic and spooky.
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Okay, choose a stack.
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Ah, you're gonnafall in love.
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Me?
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Uh, no,that's not possible.
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What are youdoing here?
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Auditioningfor the talent show.
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Oh, good idea. Do magic.
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Show everyone howyou
make $10,000 disappear.
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No, I'm singing.
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"The gambler"?
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No, "I got you, babe."
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Who you planning onsinging with?
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- You.
- Yeah, right.
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Hope you gota plan "B."
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No plan "B."
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If you don't sing it with
me,I'll sing it alone.
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� They say we're
youngand we don't know �
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� we won't find outuntil we grow �
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� Well, idon't know if all that's true �
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� 'cause, baby, you
got me,and I got you �
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you're a stupid old man.
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� Babe I got you, babe �
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no, you don'T.
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� I got you, babe �
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in your dreams,sonny.
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� I got you...babe �
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What is that --your third
cup before 9:00 A.M.?
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You're allowed to suspend health
and hygiene whenyou're writing.
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It's a rule.
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If you say so. How's it going?
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Oh, I think I'm startingto
see the slightest
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"blink and you might miss
it"glimmer of the light of day.
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Sounds good.
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Are you sure you're gonna
beokay with these dogs?
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- Oh, I'll be fine.
- Okay.
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- Call meif you need anything.
- I will.
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And, udon't suspend hygiene.
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Hello?
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Hola, marin. �C�mo est�s?
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Fyi, I-I'm practicingmy spanish because
I am pilar romero'spersonal liaison.
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Feel freeto be impressed.
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Oh, I'm impressed.
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Sounds like you're
doing great over there.
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I am.
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You know, I took this jobas a temporary
thing, but I'm reallystarting to get into it.
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So, listen, heads-up -- jane's been
throwing aroundthe word "deadline"
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- and "marin needs A...
- oh, no.
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Thanks for the warning.
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That's what I'm here for.
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Ms. Frist for ms. Burns.
249
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Hello.
250
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Jane, jane.
251
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You know why you'resuch a good editor?
252
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,440
You never pressure me.
253
00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:17,610
You understand thatbooks
need time to gestate.
254
00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:20,370
Ma sure yourshas
gestated by january 1st.
255
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:24,090
You're really giving
mea deadline on a book?
256
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,190
Stuart's marketing
teamwants it in beach bags.
257
00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:30,120
So that's what creativityhas
comeo -- beach bags?
258
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,710
No! Those are my notes!
259
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:33,300
Honey?
260
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:36,030
I'm gonna have tocall you back. Dog!
261
00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:42,150
Okay, pick a card,any card.
262
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:45,530
You got somethingto say
to me, woman, say it.
263
00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,090
Why'd you have torile mai up?
264
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,210
Now look at your card.
265
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:52,280
Quit laughing. It's not funny.
266
00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,580
What's she buying now?
267
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:57,090
Porcelain dolls.
268
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,370
- Now, was your card the 7 of hearts?
- No.
269
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,570
- 6 of hearts?
- No.
270
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,270
- 5 of hearts?
- No.
271
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,410
Shoot!
272
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,910
Come on. All right.
273
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,860
Who wants to adopt an
adorable,furry friend for life?
274
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:12,640
Oh, how cute! Whose are they?
275
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:16,760
Oh, well, technically,they're mine and
jack's, but they areup for adoption.
276
00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:18,980
Here. Oh, look at that. He likes you.
277
00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:23,800
Ooh, buzz. Buzz, come on.
278
00:13:23,810 --> 00:13:26,590
You twowere made for each other.
279
00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:27,760
Celia.
280
00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:30,160
Keep that thingaway from me, frT.
281
00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:34,980
Celia adopted an old, retiredpolice dog
named woodruff, who passedabout 7 years ago.
282
00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:36,520
She still hasn'tquite recovered yet.
283
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,440
Oh, that's too bad.
284
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,840
But I bet she'd nevergive up
those precious years. So...
285
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:45,540
- how about it?
- Not on your life.
286
00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:47,360
I can barelylook after myself.
287
00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:52,310
I'm sorry, but we're
stillstruggling to paper-train ivan.
288
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:53,870
Okay.
289
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,310
Do you know how much
hard workpuppies are, hmm
290
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:59,350
uh, yeah, I do, actually.
291
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:03,580
Oh, no, no! Stop! Stop!
Cut it out, you guys! Sit!
292
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:05,160
You're all overthe place, frist.
293
00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:08,490
Puppies respond toclear commands,
repetition, and timely rewards.
294
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,000
Okay. That's good to know.
295
00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:12,670
These dogsneed boundaries, asap.
296
00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:16,220
Luckily, I happen to teachan obedience
class, and I've gota spot available.
297
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,110
I thoughtyou didn't like dogs.
298
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,050
I don't like totouch
'em. I love to teach 'em.
299
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,420
Oh, okay, well, I don't think I want
to get involved indog school right now.
300
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,920
You'll unload 'em quickerif
they're better behaved.
301
00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:30,640
Marin,unless that's jerome's,
I'm gonna have toask you to leave.
302
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,350
Sign me up.
303
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:50,360
Annie, sorry to interrupt,but
I can't wait any longer.
304
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:56,690
I want you,my lite theater director,
and I won't take "no"for an answer.
305
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,630
Kiss her neck a lot.
306
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,560
It drives her crazy.
307
00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:09,560
Patrick?
308
00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:31,220
Come.
309
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,160
Oh, hello, puppies.
310
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,600
I don't suppose you want
to adopt four puppies?
311
00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:41,190
Uh, no -- at least,
I don't think I do.
312
00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:43,200
Then again, I don't
know what I want anymore.
313
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,240
Is everything all right, annie?
314
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:47,920
No. I had A... dream...
315
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,490
about ivan.
316
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,330
- So?
- So?
317
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:56,280
I don't want some shirtless croatian
running willy-nilly around my dreams.
318
00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,590
Shirtless, huh?
319
00:15:57,610 --> 00:16:00,550
I am not ready for a relationship.
320
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:03,540
Who said anything about a
relationship? Have a fling.
321
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:06,860
No! This period of my life is
not supposed to be about boys --
322
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:08,250
it's supposed to be about theater.
323
00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:10,200
Well, the heart wants
what the heart wants.
324
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,620
Well, I refuse to accept that.
325
00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:14,790
I will make mine want
what I want it to want.
326
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,850
Wouldn't that be nice?
327
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:22,630
Uh, hey, elmo, uh, annie
matters of the heart.
328
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:26,540
We all have emotional boundaries
that we set for ourselves,
329
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,150
but all too often, we cross them.
330
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:33,490
With authority and repetition,
we can train animals to think
331
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:38,080
and act a certain way, but how
about when it comes to ourselves?
332
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:43,060
Can we train our
emotions to sit and stay?
333
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,670
How was your day?
334
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,920
Long... but fine. You?
335
00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:59,450
Oh, not bad.
336
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,480
Got a bunch of e-mails
from students today.
337
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,250
Telling you how great
your first lecture was?
338
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,410
Asking for an extension
on their first paper.
339
00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:08,270
Lots of grandmothers
having surgery this week.
340
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:11,280
Maybe I can use that excuse on jane.
341
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:14,160
She gave me a deadline
-- can you believe it?
342
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:15,510
You get deadlines all the time.
343
00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:17,440
On magazine articles, not books.
344
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,890
Books can't be rushed.
345
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:24,310
Don't stress. You'll get it
done, coach. You always do.
346
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,160
Any breakthroughs today?
347
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,520
Oh, yeah, tons.
348
00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,420
Well, names.
349
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:36,210
Well, flopsy, because of his
ears, big paws for obvious reasons,
350
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:39,770
sir pants-a-lot for reasons that
become evident after he runs,
351
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,600
and uncle ned, because he
looks like my uncle ned.
352
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,440
Of course.
353
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:48,370
Can you take them to a training
session tomorrow at noon?
354
00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:50,070
Oh, shoot. I can'T.
355
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,380
I got a meeting at ketchikan.
356
00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:53,900
I could do it over the weekend.
357
00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:58,610
The class is tomorrow.
358
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,080
It's fine. I'll just do it.
359
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,910
Hello?
360
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,350
Oh, hi, julia.
361
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:16,450
Um, you know, not bad.
We're... holding up.
362
00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:19,730
Well, I'm -- I'm
glad we could help.
363
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,810
Here he is. It's julia.
364
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,790
She can't find the gas bill.
365
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:25,970
Oh, hey, I mailed it.
366
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:28,550
I saw it sitting on the counter.
I should have left you a note.
367
00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:34,160
No, the puppies are doing
great. It's no problem at all.
368
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,860
Pilar: Above all, be clear
and direct in your interactions
369
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:43,910
and never be afraid to let someone
know that you're interested.
370
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:50,960
Let's go get a drink.
371
00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:53,070
This place is swarming with press.
372
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,590
In case you forget who anyone
is, just give me the signal.
373
00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:58,900
I got faces and names
committed to memory.
374
00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:01,430
Additionally, most
are wearing name tags.
375
00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:02,680
How do you like your martini?
376
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:05,790
Oh, I shouldn't drink...
since I'm on the job.
377
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,610
What if I insist?
378
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:10,060
I guess, technically, I'd have to.
379
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,620
He'll have a martini, extra dirty.
380
00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:13,940
Okay, then.
381
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:17,480
So, there are, uh, four publications
you should sit down with before --
382
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,530
patrick, I don't want to
talk about business anymore.
383
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:22,000
Well, what do you want to talk about?
384
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,270
You.
385
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:27,010
not much to tell.
386
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:31,410
Got amnesia a couple months ago,
so you know almost as much as I do.
387
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,140
Oh, you poor thing.
388
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,800
Tell me, do you think you'll
ever get your memory back?
389
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:37,770
No one knows.
390
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:40,880
There's all kinds of
strange cases out there.
391
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,390
Sometimes, people just
wake up and remember.
392
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:47,300
Other times, a shocking
event can jolt the mind back.
393
00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:51,920
How about mind-blowing intercourse?
394
00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:56,170
uh, pilar, can I ask you a question?
395
00:19:56,190 --> 00:20:00,130
I'm an open book, on
sale next spring for $21.
396
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,420
Right, well, I already read it, see,
397
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,650
and you talk about the signs you send
when you're trying to seduce someone.
398
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:06,250
Like?
399
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:11,560
Uh, talking about sex,
making p-physical contact...
400
00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:17,140
licking your lips to draw
attention to your mouth.
401
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,670
Are you hitting on me?
402
00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:21,730
Honey, if you have to ask,
403
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:26,130
it's because I'm not being clear enough.
404
00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:34,500
and she's presold all
overeurope, latin america, and --
405
00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:35,900
sorry to interrupt.
406
00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:38,350
Bill, james, andy.
407
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,620
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Of course. Will you excuse me?
408
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,020
Is everything okay?
409
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,220
Pilar is hitting on me.
410
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:46,300
That was the emergency.
411
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:50,350
I know that there is a strict company policy about
remaining professional in the presence of authors,
412
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:54,140
and you've given me this awesome
opportunity that I don't want to mess up.
413
00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:56,350
Slow down.
414
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,500
Are you attracted to her?
415
00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,970
I'm not gay.
416
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:01,740
Then go for it, honey.
417
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,140
W-what about the policy?
418
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:08,450
Oh, I think it's okay in this case, since
you're part of the reason pilar signed with us.
419
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,070
What?
420
00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:14,110
She told me she was hot for
you, and I put you two together.
421
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,480
You pimped me out?
422
00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:19,200
Oh, come on. You're single. She's
gorgeous. What's the big deal?
423
00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:23,750
The big deal is, I thought I got this
assignment based on my merit, not on my looks...
424
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:27,230
which are apparently a lot
better than I thought they were.
425
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:35,310
Hey, you. Come on. Come on, puppies.
426
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,700
You're late, frist.
427
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,610
I'm the first one here.
428
00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:44,400
Because you're the only one
taking the class today --
429
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,890
doesn't mean you're not late.
430
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:49,430
No before we get started,
431
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,570
I like to take a moment of
silence in honor of woodruff,
432
00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:59,260
a spectacular canine who served the public
faithfully and devotedly until his untimely death.
433
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,620
- All right, let's go.
- All right.
434
00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:07,550
Now, do you know anyone, uh,
maybe a student, who wants a dog?
435
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,900
Always have a bag of treats
handy to reward good behavior.
436
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,740
- Got it.
- Let's see you walk 'em.
437
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,660
Come on.
438
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,170
You're all over the place, frist.
439
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:21,350
No, get a tighter hold on
their leaes. Choke up. No slack.
440
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:22,990
O-okay, okay.
441
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,740
Walk slower.
442
00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:26,660
Don't let them walk in front of you.
443
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:28,230
Okay.
444
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,290
Keep a firm, steady gait. Stay in front.
445
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,430
Pick up the pace if you have to.
446
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,150
Remember, you're the alpha dog.
447
00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:37,620
Give those puppies a
reason to respect you.
448
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,460
Is this lesson for me or the dogs?
449
00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:42,140
If you can't set boundaries, how
are they supposed to respect them?
450
00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:44,390
Now make the dogs heel.
451
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:47,300
Heel. Heel?
452
00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:50,350
No, say it like you mean it. Heel!
453
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,830
Impressive.
454
00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:53,070
What are you doing here?
455
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,200
I just thought I'd swing by before
my audition, see how you're doing.
456
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:59,110
Practice, uh, walking the dogs.
457
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,940
Come on. Come on, flopsy.
458
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,030
Come on, flopsy.
459
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,780
I think flopsy really likes you.
460
00:23:05,790 --> 00:23:07,840
No, that's 'cause I got
a pocketful of treats.
461
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:08,800
Flopsy, come on.
462
00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:11,370
So, do you want me to help
you rehearse your act or what?
463
00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:14,020
Oh, yeah.
464
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:44,830
Okay, and for my finale, I am gonna pull
a rabbit out of this totally empty hat.
465
00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:49,390
See?
466
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,040
Totally empty, right?
467
00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:52,910
Uh, r-right.
468
00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:00,420
And yet...
469
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:03,540
voil?
470
00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:08,040
No, I'm sorry. I'm just
gonna hit the "pause" button.
471
00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:09,910
This should just take a minute, okay?
472
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,080
Sure. Take your time.
473
00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:16,540
What are you doing here?
474
00:24:16,550 --> 00:24:18,020
I want to audition.
475
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,930
T-to do what?
476
00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:20,810
Dance.
477
00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:25,050
Ivan, I get that you like
me, and I'm flattered. I am.
478
00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:27,960
But I don't know how I
can make it any clearer --
479
00:24:27,970 --> 00:24:32,110
I'm just not interested in you, and
you're not interested in me, either.
480
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:32,870
I'm not?
481
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,880
You're an athlete. I'm a challenge.
482
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,560
It's what you thrive on.
483
00:24:37,570 --> 00:24:40,310
Th e reason I like you
hasnothing to do with that.
484
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,620
It has to do with the
kind of person you are.
485
00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:44,700
And what kind of person is that?
486
00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:48,580
The kind that celebrates
half-birthdays.
487
00:24:49,230 --> 00:24:50,780
Can I audition now?
488
00:24:50,830 --> 00:24:53,120
Please, go.
489
00:24:53,130 --> 00:24:55,070
Don't make a mockery of my audition.
490
00:24:55,110 --> 00:24:57,620
This is a serious
theatrical undertaking.
491
00:24:57,630 --> 00:25:02,480
Hey, stop! Peter
cottontail! Peter cottontail!
492
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:14,150
thank you for not buying
anything online in the last hour.
493
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:16,640
Here. Have a cookie.
494
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:19,150
I mean it.
495
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,900
Thank you for not buying
any more porcelain dolls.
496
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,330
You're a very good girl.
497
00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:29,750
If you think I'm a good girl for that, wait
till you see the work I did on your garden.
498
00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:30,740
What did you do?
499
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,670
Oh, just brightened the
place up a little bit --
500
00:25:32,690 --> 00:25:35,220
pulled some weeds, planted some flowers.
501
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,940
Hey, can I get another cookie or what?
502
00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:49,850
The ashes of my dog were here.
503
00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:51,740
No problem. They're still here.
504
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,790
They're just all over.
505
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:58,890
I raked with my brand-new rake
that I bought online for only $19.99
506
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,430
I didn't want the ashes all over.
507
00:26:01,450 --> 00:26:05,980
I wanted to be able to stand in this one
specific place and know they were here.
508
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,570
Hey, I'm taking off.
509
00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:17,460
- Can I ask you something, boss?
- Yeah.
510
00:26:18,690 --> 00:26:22,170
Does this look silly?
511
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:42,130
Well, um, you know, you're
miming, so define "silly."
512
00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,680
It's just...
513
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:48,050
patrick and I would have
done an act together,
514
00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:52,430
if he was here, a-and I was
thinking maybe I'd do one alone.
515
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,520
Go for it.
516
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:56,270
Maybe I will. Thanks.
517
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,130
Are you okay?
518
00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:10,340
Yeah. Well, is there anything
that I can do to help?
519
00:27:10,350 --> 00:27:11,720
Come in the box.
520
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:15,310
What? Oh, no, I can'T.
I'm not a talent-show guy.
521
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,280
Just for a second.
522
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,030
Thanks.
523
00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:37,300
I don't love being in the box alone.
524
00:27:37,310 --> 00:27:41,880
Well, the box can be
a very lonely place.
525
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,640
I know.
526
00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:49,180
But just because your box is lonely doesn't mean
you should jump on the nearest hockey stick, right?
527
00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:51,950
right.
528
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,970
But what if that hockey stick is
more than just a regular hockey stick?
529
00:27:55,980 --> 00:28:01,140
What if it's a sensitive hockey
stick that -- that you kind of like?
530
00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:07,390
Uh, well, if, you know, you like
the new hockey stick, go for it.
531
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,990
But what if, every time I use
the new stick, I think of patrick?
532
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,550
When you're ready to let go, you will.
533
00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:24,900
- One tug-of-war?
- Not a chance.
534
00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:38,190
You're late. You said
you'd be home by 7:00.
535
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:43,190
I know. I'm sorry. Annie got
upset. I was trying to help her.
536
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,390
Oh, of course you were.
537
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,440
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
538
00:28:47,450 --> 00:28:49,900
I'm glad you could be there
for annie and for julia.
539
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,250
Maybe I should take a number.
540
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,570
What's going on?
541
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:55,820
It just seems like you have
time for everyone but me.
542
00:28:55,830 --> 00:28:56,610
Well, what do you need?
543
00:28:56,630 --> 00:28:58,970
Help, jack. I need help.
544
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:03,590
Okay, okay. Give me the leashes.
No problem. I'll walk the dogs.
545
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:05,660
Marin.
546
00:29:05,670 --> 00:29:07,540
I have to get some work done.
547
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,310
Come here, boy.
548
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:16,640
Hey, come back!
549
00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:20,870
Hey, come back!
550
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,470
The little one just
jumped out the window.
551
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,460
Well, of course he did! It's
uncle ned! He's a jumper!
552
00:29:25,470 --> 00:29:28,530
- That's why I leash them inside the pen.
- I didn't know.
553
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:30,270
No, of course you didn't, 'cause
you brought home four puppies,
554
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,840
you dumped them in my lap, and
left me to deal with all the mess.
555
00:29:46,150 --> 00:29:49,200
patrick, can I see you in here?
556
00:29:51,670 --> 00:29:52,660
yep.
557
00:29:52,670 --> 00:29:55,870
Great. Roger dodger.
558
00:30:09,490 --> 00:30:10,900
I'm sorry.
559
00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:15,520
I should've told you about pilar's
intentions and let you make your own decision.
560
00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:17,340
Yeah, you should have.
561
00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:22,200
And whatever you do or don't
do with pilar is up to you.
562
00:30:22,210 --> 00:30:24,450
And if she has a problem with
that, she'll deal with it,
563
00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:29,420
because you are more valuable
to this company than she is.
564
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,770
Don't you underestimate
yourself, patrick o'bachelorton.
565
00:30:36,090 --> 00:30:39,210
You're a lot more than
just a pretty face.
566
00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:41,600
- You have transformed this office.
- You don't have to say that.
567
00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:44,380
I know I don't, but it's true.
568
00:30:44,390 --> 00:30:45,970
Office morale is better.
569
00:30:45,990 --> 00:30:48,660
Customer relations are better.
570
00:30:48,670 --> 00:30:52,550
Your color-coded post-it
system is a real time-saver.
571
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,850
I didn't think you noticed.
572
00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:57,110
Thanks, jane.
573
00:30:59,830 --> 00:31:05,250
Uh, just to let you know, the deli
didn't make a mistake this morning.
574
00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:08,060
I told them to put ham in
your breakfast sandwich.
575
00:31:08,090 --> 00:31:10,680
I sort of figured.
576
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,940
Mai feels really bad.
577
00:31:37,010 --> 00:31:39,100
I just...
578
00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:41,870
miss woodruff, you know?
579
00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,510
Yeah.
580
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:50,240
It's been hard for you lately,
huh, with patrick leaving.
581
00:31:51,790 --> 00:31:55,180
I don't want to attach
to anything anymore.
582
00:31:55,190 --> 00:31:58,610
It's just too painful when it's gone.
583
00:32:34,230 --> 00:32:36,250
What are you doing here?
584
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,070
I want to audition.
585
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,910
I deserve a shot.
586
00:32:41,410 --> 00:32:44,730
Fine. Dance.
587
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,570
I need a partner.
588
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,030
After this, I will leave you alone.
589
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,800
Pinkie swear, no backsies?
590
00:32:57,430 --> 00:32:59,260
I don't know what that means.
591
00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:01,420
You promise?
592
00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:05,170
I promise.
593
00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:13,630
Where'd you learn how to do that?
594
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,560
I took years of dance in croatia.
595
00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:21,410
It helps with the footwork on the ice.
596
00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:35,190
So, am I in?
597
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,710
You're in.
598
00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:45,170
Uncle ned!
599
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,730
Jack: Here, boy!
600
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:48,940
- Marin.
- What?
601
00:33:48,950 --> 00:33:50,120
We looked here an hour ago.
602
00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,860
If you want to go home, go home.
603
00:33:51,870 --> 00:33:53,630
Uncle ned!
604
00:33:53,650 --> 00:33:55,940
I don't want to go home. I'm
just saying it's been three hours.
605
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:59,310
Yeah, you're tired. I get it. No
problem. I can deal with this, too.
606
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,040
- Come on.
- What?
607
00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:03,700
- I get it -- you're
mad. - Yeah, I am.
608
00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:05,590
Just so you know, writing
doesn't get done by itself --
609
00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:08,380
it gets done because I get it done, after
hours and hours of not getting it done,
610
00:34:08,390 --> 00:34:09,870
because writing is hard work!
611
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:10,650
I know that.
612
00:34:10,660 --> 00:34:13,800
And just because I work from home
doesn't mean I don't have a real job!
613
00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:14,730
I never said it wasn'T.
614
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,210
Yeah, well, then, why did you think it
was ay to leave four dogs in my office?
615
00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:19,410
That's not fair.
616
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,070
Oh, you want to talk about fair?
617
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,500
I had no idea you were so put out.
618
00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:23,920
Well, you should have thought about it.
619
00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:27,340
I did -- that's why I asked you
repeatedly if it was all right.
620
00:34:27,350 --> 00:34:30,720
If you were so unhappy,
why didn't you say anything?
621
00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:34,080
I don't know.
622
00:34:34,090 --> 00:34:36,450
Uncle ned!
623
00:34:50,830 --> 00:34:52,780
Look,
624
00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:58,430
uh, I feel terrible about losing uncle ned
and about making you feel taken advantage of.
625
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,490
Well, as a wise dog trainer once said,
626
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:05,470
how can you expect anyone to respect
your boundaries if you don't lay them out?
627
00:35:05,490 --> 00:35:07,730
You're right. I said I was fine.
628
00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:11,490
I don't usually say things
are fine when they're not fine.
629
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,560
Why did you?
630
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,050
I don't know.
631
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:22,260
I think, since you've been back,
I've been so worried about your needs
632
00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:26,470
that I trained myself
not to think about mine.
633
00:35:27,670 --> 00:35:28,840
I had no idea.
634
00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:31,550
Well, how could you?
I didn't say anything.
635
00:35:32,170 --> 00:35:33,390
But this is your notice.
636
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,960
This girl's needs are about to be met.
637
00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:36,500
- Fair enough.
- Need number one...
638
00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:37,300
shoot.
639
00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:43,290
I know you feel this giant sense of
responsibility, and I admire that -- I do.
640
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:48,540
But you can't be everybody's hero
all the time, 'cause if you are,
641
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:53,640
it leaves less of you available
for me, and that's not fair.
642
00:35:56,930 --> 00:36:00,520
Because... you need me.
643
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:03,310
I do...
644
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:07,150
but not as a h
o -- my partner.
645
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,480
Okay. You got it.
646
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,650
I have thought about this a lot, and
even though I am attracted to you --
647
00:36:26,660 --> 00:36:29,400
- I'm attracted to you, too.
- Right.
648
00:36:29,410 --> 00:36:30,980
The thing is, we're working together,
649
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,050
and I don't think it's a good
idea to mix business with pleasure.
650
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,550
Look, patrick, I like you.
651
00:36:38,570 --> 00:36:44,710
And, yeah, some of that is the raw animal
instinct of having your face in between my breasts,
652
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:48,040
but it goes deeper than that.
653
00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:50,580
It -- it
doesn't have to.
654
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,950
The men I me --
they're already damaged.
655
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:58,140
They have been cheated on. They have
been dumped. They are transgendered.
656
00:36:58,150 --> 00:37:02,100
- But you -- you are
a blank slate. - Yeah.
657
00:37:02,110 --> 00:37:04,600
It's so refreshing.
658
00:37:04,610 --> 00:37:10,330
But if you are intent on maintaining
personal and professional boundaries,
659
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:12,450
I understand.
660
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:16,450
I am... so I quit.
661
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,330
Let's get back to your place
and do that breast thing.
662
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:25,620
Sounds great.
663
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,750
Oh, wait, uh, I have to run
to the bathroom. Don't move.
664
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,750
I mean, you can move,
just don't go anywhere.
665
00:37:43,790 --> 00:37:46,170
Find a partner yet, old man?
666
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,780
Just waiting on you.
667
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,930
Enjoy the wait. It's gonna last forever.
668
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:56,560
Hey, professor fancy-pants
emerges from his ivory tower.
669
00:37:56,580 --> 00:37:58,640
- I warned you.
- You did.
670
00:37:58,650 --> 00:38:00,880
Uh, so you know, that colleague of
mine who wanted one puppy next week --
671
00:38:00,890 --> 00:38:01,480
yeah?
672
00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:03,520
I talked him into two puppies.
673
00:38:03,530 --> 00:38:07,000
I thought you might want to say
goodbye to big paws and sir pants-a-lot.
674
00:38:07,010 --> 00:38:09,740
Oh, I'm actually gonna miss you guys.
675
00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:12,400
Hey, where's flopsy?
676
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,080
Eric: Celia?
677
00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:16,900
Come back in half an hour.
678
00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:18,980
No can do.
679
00:38:21,770 --> 00:38:23,400
- Why is that -
- it's for you.
680
00:38:23,410 --> 00:38:26,910
- I don't want a dog.
- Yes, you do.
681
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:31,460
Loving anything or anyone
is difficult and risky,
682
00:38:31,470 --> 00:38:35,300
but at the end of thday, it's worth it.
683
00:38:35,310 --> 00:38:39,980
If you close yourself off, you
might not be able to open up again.
684
00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:43,800
So, what do you say?
685
00:38:43,810 --> 00:38:46,320
Will you keep flopsy?
686
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:54,540
His name is woodruff ii. All right.
687
00:38:54,850 --> 00:38:58,870
Give me a kiss. No, not you. You, stay.
688
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:34,210
Stop jiggling it, patrick.
689
00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:35,250
I got to get out of here!
690
00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:37,360
Oh, my god! Annie's
gonna forget about me.
691
00:39:37,370 --> 00:39:40,130
No, she's not gonna forget
about you. You matter to her.
692
00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:42,340
You don't forget about
the people you care about.
693
00:39:42,350 --> 00:39:43,750
I love you, annie.
694
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,070
Patrick, tag me in.
695
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,380
- I will never quit.
- It's okay, patrick. We're a team.
696
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,690
Will you please marry me?
697
00:39:57,470 --> 00:39:59,760
oh, my god.
698
00:39:59,770 --> 00:40:02,530
I remember everything.
699
00:40:02,540 --> 00:40:04,990
I got to get back to elmo.
700
00:40:06,310 --> 00:40:08,320
The mind is a funny thing.
701
00:40:08,330 --> 00:40:11,760
It's the place from
which everything emanates,
702
00:40:11,770 --> 00:40:17,450
yet no one can access anyone else's,
which means we've got to communicate.
703
00:40:18,310 --> 00:40:22,370
With animals, we use only the
most straightforward language --
704
00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:26,550
words like "sit," "stay," "no."
705
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,820
But between one another,
things quickly get complicated.
706
00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:34,090
What we say is not always what we mean.
707
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,490
I knew this was a bad idea.
708
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,670
and at times, we have to
fight through mixed messages...
709
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,240
Hey, this is patrick. You've
reached the elmo -- ...
710
00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:49,660
Or start all over again.
711
00:40:49,670 --> 00:40:51,410
Hey, there, this is annie,
712
00:40:51,430 --> 00:40:56,380
and you've reached the warmest spot
in the coldest state, the elmo inn.
713
00:40:56,410 --> 00:41:00,860
But no matter how hard it is and
how often we feel misunderstood...
714
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:05,170
I'm so sorry. I got to go.
715
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:14,110
It is our responsibility to
keep fighting for clarity,
716
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:18,770
because, in the end, we teach
people how to treat us...
717
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,200
Which means the
responsibility to communicate
718
00:41:22,210 --> 00:41:26,940
lies not on the shoulders
of others but on ourselves.
719
00:41:34,390 --> 00:41:36,710
uncle ned!
720
00:41:37,350 --> 00:41:38,730
You came home!
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