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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,150 --> 00:00:01,820 Previously on "men in trees"... 2 00:00:01,830 --> 00:00:03,680 I've never d ethe guest-lecture thing before. 3 00:00:03,690 --> 00:00:04,410 You're a natural. 4 00:00:04,420 --> 00:00:05,900 They offered you a job? 5 00:00:05,910 --> 00:00:07,830 You are a girl who is unforgettable. 6 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:08,820 I'm just not ready. 7 00:00:08,830 --> 00:00:11,780 Pilar romero is one of the hottest self-help writers out there. 8 00:00:11,790 --> 00:00:13,790 She's left her agency. 9 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,310 I want to work with your company. 10 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,410 I will require something else. 11 00:00:17,420 --> 00:00:20,130 I want patrick to be my lover. 12 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:33,960 hey, great sign. 13 00:00:33,970 --> 00:00:36,010 So, can I count on you to audition? 14 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:39,420 Oh, annie, I'd love to, but I am swamped. 15 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,390 If I don't make some serious progress on my book, jane is going to end our friendship. 16 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,940 Order's up, marin -- two burgers, fully loaded, to go. 17 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,360 So, what's with this to-go business? 18 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:54,850 Professor fancy-pants too good to eat with us? 19 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,280 Oh, come on. It's jack's first lecture tomorrow. 20 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:59,230 He wants to practice. 21 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,000 Buzz: Well, he should practice here. We'll heckle him real good. 22 00:01:02,010 --> 00:01:06,560 Yeah, I don't think heckling is the point of the practice. Thank u for the burgers. 23 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:08,760 Say "hi" to professor fancy-pants for us. 24 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:09,860 Will do. 25 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:12,690 You sure? Okay. 26 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,830 So, you guys gonna audition for my talent show? 27 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,070 What about you, buzz? 28 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,920 After all, you helped me get back in touch with my love of theater. 29 00:01:20,930 --> 00:01:22,720 Maybe I will. 30 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:25,330 You'll do no such thing, buzz washington. You don't have time for talent shows. 31 00:01:25,340 --> 00:01:27,310 You should be working as much as possible to make money 32 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:29,060 as quickly as possible to get your wife o of my house, 33 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:30,800 'cause I swear, on my beloved grandma's beloved grave, 34 00:01:30,810 --> 00:01:34,620 if I see one more box arrive from knickknacksandnovelties. Com stuffed with packing peanuts, 35 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:36,380 I'm gonna lose what little sanity I have left, 36 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,340 which is why I'm here, nursing my 12th can of cola. 37 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:41,710 By the way, ben, can I get another, maybe with a lime in it? 38 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,580 Sorry, celia, I'm cutting you off. 39 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,380 You've clearly had enough sugar. 40 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:49,790 So, sometimes, on the lecture circuit, 41 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:54,250 I'd jump around like this before I got onstage to make myself feel loose. 42 00:01:54,630 --> 00:01:55,750 Gotcha. 43 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:58,170 Want to try? Might help. 44 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:02,000 I'll pass. 45 00:02:02,010 --> 00:02:05,730 Okay. But this time, really think "loose." 46 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:08,180 Got it -- loose. 47 00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:11,270 Loose. 48 00:02:15,550 --> 00:02:17,310 "Recently, scientists have suggested 49 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:20,750 "that the expansion of sea ice in the bering sea 50 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:25,950 "during the neoglacial period may explain several unresolved phenomena..." 51 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,910 okay, that's great. Great. Much better. 52 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,290 - Yeah? - Much. 53 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:35,780 But, remember, college kids get restless, so even more eye contact. 54 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,770 Maybe look up like every third word. 55 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:40,100 - Right. Okay. - Okay. 56 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:46,500 "Phenomena that may include, "but are not exclusive to 57 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:52,740 "the alteration of the distribution "of north pacific mammals, 58 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:54,430 answering genetic questions." 59 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,620 Okay, forget that. 60 00:02:55,630 --> 00:02:58,350 The eye-contact thing is throwing you off a little. 61 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:01,630 I'm sorry this is taking so long. 62 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,160 You wanted to finish your chapter tonight. 63 00:03:03,170 --> 00:03:04,500 Why don't you work on your book? I'll be fine. 64 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:06,650 Don't be silly. My schedule's flexible. 65 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:08,620 I'm that far from fine, huh? 66 00:03:08,630 --> 00:03:11,570 It was so easy when I was just talking off the cuff in julia's class. 67 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:14,260 Okay, so ditch the notes. 68 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,540 Just talk. 69 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:19,090 What made humpback whale migration patterns change? 70 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:22,250 The climate cooled during the neoglacial period. 71 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:22,910 And... 72 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:26,250 the cooling created sea ice, so whales couldn't get through. 73 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:31,050 They had to take a detour, which explains why we find fossils where they shodn't be. 74 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,640 What? Yes, miss frist? 75 00:03:33,650 --> 00:03:36,760 Already, that is like a million gazillion times better. 76 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:37,650 Million gazillion? 77 00:03:37,660 --> 00:03:39,130 At the very least. 78 00:03:39,140 --> 00:03:42,540 Just talk like that. You will be fine. 79 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:48,670 Thanks, coach. 80 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:51,390 All right, I should probably get to bed. 81 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,550 I got to get on the road at 4:00 A.M. 82 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,930 Sleep well, professor fancy-pants. 83 00:03:56,950 --> 00:03:59,980 Would you stop calling me that? 84 00:04:00,450 --> 00:04:03,530 Well, I would be happy to confirm that reservation for you, 85 00:04:03,550 --> 00:04:06,410 but I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you that 86 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:10,290 if you moved your honeymoon back three weeks, 87 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:14,050 you'd be able to catch the elmo inn talent show, which is... 88 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:17,670 no -- no problem. We'll just stick with the original dates. 89 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,880 You're all set. 90 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:22,140 You're in this talent show, I hope. 91 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:25,360 Uh -- n-no problem. Bye, now. 92 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:32,000 Uh, uh, no, probably not, since I'm directing. 93 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:34,300 I have something for you. 94 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:36,610 But -- but it's not my birthday... 95 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:38,830 or my half-birthday. 96 00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:41,300 Go on, open it. 97 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:45,100 Love presents. 98 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,150 It's the complete works of croatia's most famous playwright. 99 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:55,130 I thought it might inspire you as you undertake your theatrical journey. 100 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:59,160 Thank you so much! 101 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:05,300 Annie, wait. One date -- just one. 102 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:08,940 I'm sorry, ivan, but I-I'm just not looking to date right now, 103 00:05:08,950 --> 00:05:12,880 so, if there are strings attached to this book, I should probably give it back. 104 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:16,460 There are no strings, but I'm not going to give up. 105 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,500 I wish you would. 106 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:20,570 No, you don'T. 107 00:05:21,470 --> 00:05:22,940 Hey, this is patrick. 108 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:28,450 You've reached the elmo inn, recently voted the best and only accommodations in elmo. 109 00:05:28,460 --> 00:05:33,010 We'll be back, so let us know who you are and where we can reach you. 110 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:37,540 Hey, this is patrick. 111 00:05:37,550 --> 00:05:40,830 You've reached alliance literary, recently voted, 112 00:05:40,850 --> 00:05:44,430 by me, the number-one place to work if you have to work. 113 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,450 Oh, hey, judy. 114 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:47,790 Amy's in a meeting. 115 00:05:47,810 --> 00:05:49,890 Can I put you through to her voicemail? 116 00:05:49,910 --> 00:05:52,440 You got it. 117 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:54,810 Patrick, can you come into my office, please? 118 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:56,850 Sure thing, boss. Over and out. 119 00:05:56,860 --> 00:05:57,900 Thanks. 120 00:05:57,910 --> 00:06:00,600 And, again, you don't have to say "over and out." 121 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,630 Roger dodger. 122 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,950 Or "roger dodger." 123 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,660 Copy that. 124 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:09,930 Come in. 125 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:11,530 What can I do you for? 126 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:14,070 Have a seat, patrick. 127 00:06:14,260 --> 00:06:18,290 Your breakfast sandwich didn't come with ham instead of sausage again, did it? 128 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,680 My breakfast sandwich was fine. 129 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:23,340 And, again, I'm sorry for overreacting yesterday. 130 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:27,020 Oh, hey, no, that was a totally normal reaction... 131 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,140 for a crazy lady. 132 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,550 The truth is, patrick, you've been doing a great job here -- 133 00:06:31,580 --> 00:06:37,290 so great, I'm about to give you a very special assignment. 134 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,680 - No way. - Way. 135 00:06:40,690 --> 00:06:45,670 Now, as you know, we're looking for a big publisher for pilar romero's new book. 136 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:46,800 Book's gonna be huge. 137 00:06:46,810 --> 00:06:50,980 I agree, which makes ms. Romero a very important client. 138 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:53,670 And I am assigning you... 139 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:57,450 to be her personal liaison. 140 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,620 Come on. High five! 141 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,670 Okay. 142 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,780 So, what does a liaison do, exactly? 143 00:07:05,810 --> 00:07:10,260 I mean, besides liaising, which I totally get... kind of. 144 00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:13,460 Scheduling, press, publicity -- it all goes through you. 145 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:15,960 Anticipate her needs... 146 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:17,700 whatever they may be. 147 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:19,600 You got it. 148 00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:22,210 You are not gonna regret giving me this assignment. 149 00:07:22,230 --> 00:07:24,660 I'm gonna be all over pilar romero. 150 00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:28,360 Well, sure. That would be fine. 151 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,930 Julia: Bad girl. You're a very bad girl. 152 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:38,920 Bad, bad girl. 153 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:43,380 Stop. No. Bad, bad girl. 154 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:46,410 Hey, I'm glad to see you talking to puppies and not students. 155 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:49,600 You mock, but office hours don't sound much different. 156 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:50,750 Oh, how did your lecture go? 157 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,010 I'm so sorry I missed it, but I was -- 158 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:54,700 oh, no, stop! No. No. 159 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:57,480 Lecture was fine. What's with the puppies? 160 00:07:58,230 --> 00:08:00,210 Gary's dog gave birth. 161 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,830 - She's pregnant? - Yeah. 162 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,870 I found homes for three of them, but these four are left, 163 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,100 and I can't keep them 'cause jim does his sculpting from home, 164 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,970 and with the buzz saw going, it's just too dangerous. 165 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:09,710 So I thought my students might want them, but apparently, 166 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:11,430 there's a "no pets" rule at the dorm. 167 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,640 I'm just at my wit's end, jack. I don't know what to do. 168 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:16,980 Bad girl! 169 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:18,960 - One quicquestion. - Shoot. 170 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:20,350 Are you out of your mind? 171 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,300 Men In Trees Season02 Episode17 172 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,210 Four dogs? 173 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:32,440 Just untilwe find them a home. 174 00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:33,490 Didn't knowwhat else to do. 175 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,270 Well, why did youhave to do anything? 176 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,890 Jim works out of his home. 177 00:08:37,910 --> 00:08:40,220 He has all tse buzz sawslying around, which are dangerous. 178 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,790 Yeah, what aboutmy sharpened pencils? 179 00:08:42,820 --> 00:08:43,880 They can be dangerous, too. 180 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,020 Sharpened pencils? 181 00:08:45,030 --> 00:08:48,240 Seriously,what were you thinking? 182 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:51,400 They're gary's dogsthat are... 183 00:08:51,410 --> 00:08:54,330 so I guess I felta little responsible. 184 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,200 I get it. 185 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:01,640 I can help out... temporarily. 186 00:09:02,010 --> 00:09:02,690 You're the best. 187 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,290 Oh, stop. 188 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,950 By "stop," I mean,"please, go on." 189 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:14,500 I'm sorry, but I just not surethat telling fortunes really qualifiesas a talent. 190 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,370 Can you do it? 191 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,600 - Well, no, but - - exactly. 192 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:19,000 So this ishow it gonna work -- 193 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:21,860 I'm gonna choose someonefrom the audience totally at random... 194 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:24,260 or a plant -- I haven't decidedwhich yet. 195 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:30,360 Then I am going toblow that person's mind with myamazing predictions. 196 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,960 Want me to do you? 197 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,770 No, that's okay. 198 00:09:34,780 --> 00:09:40,380 Imagine me wearing all black,so I'm all dramatic and spooky. 199 00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:43,020 Okay, choose a stack. 200 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,740 Ah, you're gonnafall in love. 201 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,880 Me? 202 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:57,600 Uh, no,that's not possible. 203 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:59,030 What are youdoing here? 204 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:00,750 Auditioningfor the talent show. 205 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,460 Oh, good idea. Do magic. 206 00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:05,310 Show everyone howyou make $10,000 disappear. 207 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:07,340 No, I'm singing. 208 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:08,950 "The gambler"? 209 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,390 No, "I got you, babe." 210 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,660 Who you planning onsinging with? 211 00:10:13,670 --> 00:10:15,940 - You. - Yeah, right. 212 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,470 Hope you gota plan "B." 213 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,320 No plan "B." 214 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:23,530 If you don't sing it with me,I'll sing it alone. 215 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:27,370 � They say we're youngand we don't know � 216 00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:32,140 � we won't find outuntil we grow � 217 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:34,790 � Well, idon't know if all that's true � 218 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,730 � 'cause, baby, you got me,and I got you � 219 00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:40,780 you're a stupid old man. 220 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:43,630 � Babe I got you, babe � 221 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,990 no, you don'T. 222 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,610 � I got you, babe � 223 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:48,430 in your dreams,sonny. 224 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,550 � I got you...babe � 225 00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:03,830 What is that --your third cup before 9:00 A.M.? 226 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,010 You're allowed to suspend health and hygiene whenyou're writing. 227 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:07,620 It's a rule. 228 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,210 If you say so. How's it going? 229 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:12,210 Oh, I think I'm startingto see the slightest 230 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:15,770 "blink and you might miss it"glimmer of the light of day. 231 00:11:15,790 --> 00:11:17,400 Sounds good. 232 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,520 Are you sure you're gonna beokay with these dogs? 233 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,760 - Oh, I'll be fine. - Okay. 234 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:25,350 - Call meif you need anything. - I will. 235 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,920 And, udon't suspend hygiene. 236 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:35,540 Hello? 237 00:11:35,550 --> 00:11:37,650 Hola, marin. �C�mo est�s? 238 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:43,090 Fyi, I-I'm practicingmy spanish because I am pilar romero'spersonal liaison. 239 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,210 Feel freeto be impressed. 240 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,160 Oh, I'm impressed. 241 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:49,320 Sounds like you're doing great over there. 242 00:11:49,350 --> 00:11:49,950 I am. 243 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:55,030 You know, I took this jobas a temporary thing, but I'm reallystarting to get into it. 244 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,720 So, listen, heads-up -- jane's been throwing aroundthe word "deadline" 245 00:11:58,730 --> 00:12:01,480 - and "marin needs A... - oh, no. 246 00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:02,620 Thanks for the warning. 247 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:04,080 That's what I'm here for. 248 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,200 Ms. Frist for ms. Burns. 249 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:07,170 Hello. 250 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,460 Jane, jane. 251 00:12:09,470 --> 00:12:12,580 You know why you'resuch a good editor? 252 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,440 You never pressure me. 253 00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:17,610 You understand thatbooks need time to gestate. 254 00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:20,370 Ma sure yourshas gestated by january 1st. 255 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:24,090 You're really giving mea deadline on a book? 256 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,190 Stuart's marketing teamwants it in beach bags. 257 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:30,120 So that's what creativityhas comeo -- beach bags? 258 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,710 No! Those are my notes! 259 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:33,300 Honey? 260 00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:36,030 I'm gonna have tocall you back. Dog! 261 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:42,150 Okay, pick a card,any card. 262 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:45,530 You got somethingto say to me, woman, say it. 263 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,090 Why'd you have torile mai up? 264 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,210 Now look at your card. 265 00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:52,280 Quit laughing. It's not funny. 266 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,580 What's she buying now? 267 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:57,090 Porcelain dolls. 268 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,370 - Now, was your card the 7 of hearts? - No. 269 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,570 - 6 of hearts? - No. 270 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,270 - 5 of hearts? - No. 271 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,410 Shoot! 272 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,910 Come on. All right. 273 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,860 Who wants to adopt an adorable,furry friend for life? 274 00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:12,640 Oh, how cute! Whose are they? 275 00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:16,760 Oh, well, technically,they're mine and jack's, but they areup for adoption. 276 00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:18,980 Here. Oh, look at that. He likes you. 277 00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:23,800 Ooh, buzz. Buzz, come on. 278 00:13:23,810 --> 00:13:26,590 You twowere made for each other. 279 00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:27,760 Celia. 280 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:30,160 Keep that thingaway from me, frT. 281 00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:34,980 Celia adopted an old, retiredpolice dog named woodruff, who passedabout 7 years ago. 282 00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:36,520 She still hasn'tquite recovered yet. 283 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,440 Oh, that's too bad. 284 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,840 But I bet she'd nevergive up those precious years. So... 285 00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:45,540 - how about it? - Not on your life. 286 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:47,360 I can barelylook after myself. 287 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:52,310 I'm sorry, but we're stillstruggling to paper-train ivan. 288 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:53,870 Okay. 289 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,310 Do you know how much hard workpuppies are, hmm 290 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:59,350 uh, yeah, I do, actually. 291 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:03,580 Oh, no, no! Stop! Stop! Cut it out, you guys! Sit! 292 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:05,160 You're all overthe place, frist. 293 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:08,490 Puppies respond toclear commands, repetition, and timely rewards. 294 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,000 Okay. That's good to know. 295 00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:12,670 These dogsneed boundaries, asap. 296 00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:16,220 Luckily, I happen to teachan obedience class, and I've gota spot available. 297 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,110 I thoughtyou didn't like dogs. 298 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,050 I don't like totouch 'em. I love to teach 'em. 299 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,420 Oh, okay, well, I don't think I want to get involved indog school right now. 300 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,920 You'll unload 'em quickerif they're better behaved. 301 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:30,640 Marin,unless that's jerome's, I'm gonna have toask you to leave. 302 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,350 Sign me up. 303 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:50,360 Annie, sorry to interrupt,but I can't wait any longer. 304 00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:56,690 I want you,my lite theater director, and I won't take "no"for an answer. 305 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,630 Kiss her neck a lot. 306 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,560 It drives her crazy. 307 00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:09,560 Patrick? 308 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:31,220 Come. 309 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,160 Oh, hello, puppies. 310 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,600 I don't suppose you want to adopt four puppies? 311 00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:41,190 Uh, no -- at least, I don't think I do. 312 00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:43,200 Then again, I don't know what I want anymore. 313 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,240 Is everything all right, annie? 314 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:47,920 No. I had A... dream... 315 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,490 about ivan. 316 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,330 - So? - So? 317 00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:56,280 I don't want some shirtless croatian running willy-nilly around my dreams. 318 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,590 Shirtless, huh? 319 00:15:57,610 --> 00:16:00,550 I am not ready for a relationship. 320 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:03,540 Who said anything about a relationship? Have a fling. 321 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:06,860 No! This period of my life is not supposed to be about boys -- 322 00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:08,250 it's supposed to be about theater. 323 00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:10,200 Well, the heart wants what the heart wants. 324 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,620 Well, I refuse to accept that. 325 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:14,790 I will make mine want what I want it to want. 326 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,850 Wouldn't that be nice? 327 00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:22,630 Uh, hey, elmo, uh, annie matters of the heart. 328 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:26,540 We all have emotional boundaries that we set for ourselves, 329 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,150 but all too often, we cross them. 330 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:33,490 With authority and repetition, we can train animals to think 331 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:38,080 and act a certain way, but how about when it comes to ourselves? 332 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:43,060 Can we train our emotions to sit and stay? 333 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,670 How was your day? 334 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,920 Long... but fine. You? 335 00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:59,450 Oh, not bad. 336 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,480 Got a bunch of e-mails from students today. 337 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,250 Telling you how great your first lecture was? 338 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,410 Asking for an extension on their first paper. 339 00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:08,270 Lots of grandmothers having surgery this week. 340 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:11,280 Maybe I can use that excuse on jane. 341 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:14,160 She gave me a deadline -- can you believe it? 342 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:15,510 You get deadlines all the time. 343 00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:17,440 On magazine articles, not books. 344 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,890 Books can't be rushed. 345 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:24,310 Don't stress. You'll get it done, coach. You always do. 346 00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:26,160 Any breakthroughs today? 347 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,520 Oh, yeah, tons. 348 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,420 Well, names. 349 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:36,210 Well, flopsy, because of his ears, big paws for obvious reasons, 350 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:39,770 sir pants-a-lot for reasons that become evident after he runs, 351 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,600 and uncle ned, because he looks like my uncle ned. 352 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,440 Of course. 353 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:48,370 Can you take them to a training session tomorrow at noon? 354 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:50,070 Oh, shoot. I can'T. 355 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,380 I got a meeting at ketchikan. 356 00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:53,900 I could do it over the weekend. 357 00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:58,610 The class is tomorrow. 358 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,080 It's fine. I'll just do it. 359 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,910 Hello? 360 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,350 Oh, hi, julia. 361 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:16,450 Um, you know, not bad. We're... holding up. 362 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:19,730 Well, I'm -- I'm glad we could help. 363 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,810 Here he is. It's julia. 364 00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,790 She can't find the gas bill. 365 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:25,970 Oh, hey, I mailed it. 366 00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:28,550 I saw it sitting on the counter. I should have left you a note. 367 00:18:30,130 --> 00:18:34,160 No, the puppies are doing great. It's no problem at all. 368 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,860 Pilar: Above all, be clear and direct in your interactions 369 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:43,910 and never be afraid to let someone know that you're interested. 370 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:50,960 Let's go get a drink. 371 00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:53,070 This place is swarming with press. 372 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,590 In case you forget who anyone is, just give me the signal. 373 00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:58,900 I got faces and names committed to memory. 374 00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:01,430 Additionally, most are wearing name tags. 375 00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:02,680 How do you like your martini? 376 00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:05,790 Oh, I shouldn't drink... since I'm on the job. 377 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,610 What if I insist? 378 00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:10,060 I guess, technically, I'd have to. 379 00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,620 He'll have a martini, extra dirty. 380 00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:13,940 Okay, then. 381 00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:17,480 So, there are, uh, four publications you should sit down with before -- 382 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,530 patrick, I don't want to talk about business anymore. 383 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:22,000 Well, what do you want to talk about? 384 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,270 You. 385 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:27,010 not much to tell. 386 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:31,410 Got amnesia a couple months ago, so you know almost as much as I do. 387 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,140 Oh, you poor thing. 388 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,800 Tell me, do you think you'll ever get your memory back? 389 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:37,770 No one knows. 390 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:40,880 There's all kinds of strange cases out there. 391 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,390 Sometimes, people just wake up and remember. 392 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:47,300 Other times, a shocking event can jolt the mind back. 393 00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:51,920 How about mind-blowing intercourse? 394 00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:56,170 uh, pilar, can I ask you a question? 395 00:19:56,190 --> 00:20:00,130 I'm an open book, on sale next spring for $21. 396 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,420 Right, well, I already read it, see, 397 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,650 and you talk about the signs you send when you're trying to seduce someone. 398 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:06,250 Like? 399 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:11,560 Uh, talking about sex, making p-physical contact... 400 00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:17,140 licking your lips to draw attention to your mouth. 401 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:18,670 Are you hitting on me? 402 00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:21,730 Honey, if you have to ask, 403 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:26,130 it's because I'm not being clear enough. 404 00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:34,500 and she's presold all overeurope, latin america, and -- 405 00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:35,900 sorry to interrupt. 406 00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:38,350 Bill, james, andy. 407 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,620 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Of course. Will you excuse me? 408 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,020 Is everything okay? 409 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,220 Pilar is hitting on me. 410 00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:46,300 That was the emergency. 411 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:50,350 I know that there is a strict company policy about remaining professional in the presence of authors, 412 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:54,140 and you've given me this awesome opportunity that I don't want to mess up. 413 00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:56,350 Slow down. 414 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,500 Are you attracted to her? 415 00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,970 I'm not gay. 416 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:01,740 Then go for it, honey. 417 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,140 W-what about the policy? 418 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:08,450 Oh, I think it's okay in this case, since you're part of the reason pilar signed with us. 419 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,070 What? 420 00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:14,110 She told me she was hot for you, and I put you two together. 421 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,480 You pimped me out? 422 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:19,200 Oh, come on. You're single. She's gorgeous. What's the big deal? 423 00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:23,750 The big deal is, I thought I got this assignment based on my merit, not on my looks... 424 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:27,230 which are apparently a lot better than I thought they were. 425 00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:35,310 Hey, you. Come on. Come on, puppies. 426 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,700 You're late, frist. 427 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,610 I'm the first one here. 428 00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:44,400 Because you're the only one taking the class today -- 429 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,890 doesn't mean you're not late. 430 00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:49,430 No before we get started, 431 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,570 I like to take a moment of silence in honor of woodruff, 432 00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:59,260 a spectacular canine who served the public faithfully and devotedly until his untimely death. 433 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,620 - All right, let's go. - All right. 434 00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:07,550 Now, do you know anyone, uh, maybe a student, who wants a dog? 435 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,900 Always have a bag of treats handy to reward good behavior. 436 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,740 - Got it. - Let's see you walk 'em. 437 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:16,660 Come on. 438 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,170 You're all over the place, frist. 439 00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:21,350 No, get a tighter hold on their leaes. Choke up. No slack. 440 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:22,990 O-okay, okay. 441 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,740 Walk slower. 442 00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:26,660 Don't let them walk in front of you. 443 00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:28,230 Okay. 444 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,290 Keep a firm, steady gait. Stay in front. 445 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,430 Pick up the pace if you have to. 446 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,150 Remember, you're the alpha dog. 447 00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:37,620 Give those puppies a reason to respect you. 448 00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,460 Is this lesson for me or the dogs? 449 00:22:39,470 --> 00:22:42,140 If you can't set boundaries, how are they supposed to respect them? 450 00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:44,390 Now make the dogs heel. 451 00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:47,300 Heel. Heel? 452 00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:50,350 No, say it like you mean it. Heel! 453 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,830 Impressive. 454 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:53,070 What are you doing here? 455 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,200 I just thought I'd swing by before my audition, see how you're doing. 456 00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:59,110 Practice, uh, walking the dogs. 457 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,940 Come on. Come on, flopsy. 458 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,030 Come on, flopsy. 459 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,780 I think flopsy really likes you. 460 00:23:05,790 --> 00:23:07,840 No, that's 'cause I got a pocketful of treats. 461 00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:08,800 Flopsy, come on. 462 00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:11,370 So, do you want me to help you rehearse your act or what? 463 00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:14,020 Oh, yeah. 464 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:44,830 Okay, and for my finale, I am gonna pull a rabbit out of this totally empty hat. 465 00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:49,390 See? 466 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,040 Totally empty, right? 467 00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:52,910 Uh, r-right. 468 00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:00,420 And yet... 469 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:03,540 voil? 470 00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:08,040 No, I'm sorry. I'm just gonna hit the "pause" button. 471 00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:09,910 This should just take a minute, okay? 472 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,080 Sure. Take your time. 473 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:16,540 What are you doing here? 474 00:24:16,550 --> 00:24:18,020 I want to audition. 475 00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,930 T-to do what? 476 00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:20,810 Dance. 477 00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:25,050 Ivan, I get that you like me, and I'm flattered. I am. 478 00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:27,960 But I don't know how I can make it any clearer -- 479 00:24:27,970 --> 00:24:32,110 I'm just not interested in you, and you're not interested in me, either. 480 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:32,870 I'm not? 481 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,880 You're an athlete. I'm a challenge. 482 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,560 It's what you thrive on. 483 00:24:37,570 --> 00:24:40,310 Th e reason I like you hasnothing to do with that. 484 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,620 It has to do with the kind of person you are. 485 00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:44,700 And what kind of person is that? 486 00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:48,580 The kind that celebrates half-birthdays. 487 00:24:49,230 --> 00:24:50,780 Can I audition now? 488 00:24:50,830 --> 00:24:53,120 Please, go. 489 00:24:53,130 --> 00:24:55,070 Don't make a mockery of my audition. 490 00:24:55,110 --> 00:24:57,620 This is a serious theatrical undertaking. 491 00:24:57,630 --> 00:25:02,480 Hey, stop! Peter cottontail! Peter cottontail! 492 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:14,150 thank you for not buying anything online in the last hour. 493 00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:16,640 Here. Have a cookie. 494 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:19,150 I mean it. 495 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,900 Thank you for not buying any more porcelain dolls. 496 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,330 You're a very good girl. 497 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:29,750 If you think I'm a good girl for that, wait till you see the work I did on your garden. 498 00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:30,740 What did you do? 499 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,670 Oh, just brightened the place up a little bit -- 500 00:25:32,690 --> 00:25:35,220 pulled some weeds, planted some flowers. 501 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,940 Hey, can I get another cookie or what? 502 00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:49,850 The ashes of my dog were here. 503 00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:51,740 No problem. They're still here. 504 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,790 They're just all over. 505 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:58,890 I raked with my brand-new rake that I bought online for only $19.99 506 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,430 I didn't want the ashes all over. 507 00:26:01,450 --> 00:26:05,980 I wanted to be able to stand in this one specific place and know they were here. 508 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,570 Hey, I'm taking off. 509 00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:17,460 - Can I ask you something, boss? - Yeah. 510 00:26:18,690 --> 00:26:22,170 Does this look silly? 511 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:42,130 Well, um, you know, you're miming, so define "silly." 512 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,680 It's just... 513 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:48,050 patrick and I would have done an act together, 514 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:52,430 if he was here, a-and I was thinking maybe I'd do one alone. 515 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,520 Go for it. 516 00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:56,270 Maybe I will. Thanks. 517 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,130 Are you okay? 518 00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:10,340 Yeah. Well, is there anything that I can do to help? 519 00:27:10,350 --> 00:27:11,720 Come in the box. 520 00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:15,310 What? Oh, no, I can'T. I'm not a talent-show guy. 521 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,280 Just for a second. 522 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,030 Thanks. 523 00:27:35,050 --> 00:27:37,300 I don't love being in the box alone. 524 00:27:37,310 --> 00:27:41,880 Well, the box can be a very lonely place. 525 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,640 I know. 526 00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:49,180 But just because your box is lonely doesn't mean you should jump on the nearest hockey stick, right? 527 00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:51,950 right. 528 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,970 But what if that hockey stick is more than just a regular hockey stick? 529 00:27:55,980 --> 00:28:01,140 What if it's a sensitive hockey stick that -- that you kind of like? 530 00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:07,390 Uh, well, if, you know, you like the new hockey stick, go for it. 531 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:11,990 But what if, every time I use the new stick, I think of patrick? 532 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,550 When you're ready to let go, you will. 533 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:24,900 - One tug-of-war? - Not a chance. 534 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:38,190 You're late. You said you'd be home by 7:00. 535 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:43,190 I know. I'm sorry. Annie got upset. I was trying to help her. 536 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,390 Oh, of course you were. 537 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,440 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 538 00:28:47,450 --> 00:28:49,900 I'm glad you could be there for annie and for julia. 539 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,250 Maybe I should take a number. 540 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,570 What's going on? 541 00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:55,820 It just seems like you have time for everyone but me. 542 00:28:55,830 --> 00:28:56,610 Well, what do you need? 543 00:28:56,630 --> 00:28:58,970 Help, jack. I need help. 544 00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:03,590 Okay, okay. Give me the leashes. No problem. I'll walk the dogs. 545 00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:05,660 Marin. 546 00:29:05,670 --> 00:29:07,540 I have to get some work done. 547 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,310 Come here, boy. 548 00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:16,640 Hey, come back! 549 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:20,870 Hey, come back! 550 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,470 The little one just jumped out the window. 551 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,460 Well, of course he did! It's uncle ned! He's a jumper! 552 00:29:25,470 --> 00:29:28,530 - That's why I leash them inside the pen. - I didn't know. 553 00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:30,270 No, of course you didn't, 'cause you brought home four puppies, 554 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,840 you dumped them in my lap, and left me to deal with all the mess. 555 00:29:46,150 --> 00:29:49,200 patrick, can I see you in here? 556 00:29:51,670 --> 00:29:52,660 yep. 557 00:29:52,670 --> 00:29:55,870 Great. Roger dodger. 558 00:30:09,490 --> 00:30:10,900 I'm sorry. 559 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:15,520 I should've told you about pilar's intentions and let you make your own decision. 560 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:17,340 Yeah, you should have. 561 00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:22,200 And whatever you do or don't do with pilar is up to you. 562 00:30:22,210 --> 00:30:24,450 And if she has a problem with that, she'll deal with it, 563 00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:29,420 because you are more valuable to this company than she is. 564 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,770 Don't you underestimate yourself, patrick o'bachelorton. 565 00:30:36,090 --> 00:30:39,210 You're a lot more than just a pretty face. 566 00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:41,600 - You have transformed this office. - You don't have to say that. 567 00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:44,380 I know I don't, but it's true. 568 00:30:44,390 --> 00:30:45,970 Office morale is better. 569 00:30:45,990 --> 00:30:48,660 Customer relations are better. 570 00:30:48,670 --> 00:30:52,550 Your color-coded post-it system is a real time-saver. 571 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,850 I didn't think you noticed. 572 00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:57,110 Thanks, jane. 573 00:30:59,830 --> 00:31:05,250 Uh, just to let you know, the deli didn't make a mistake this morning. 574 00:31:05,260 --> 00:31:08,060 I told them to put ham in your breakfast sandwich. 575 00:31:08,090 --> 00:31:10,680 I sort of figured. 576 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,940 Mai feels really bad. 577 00:31:37,010 --> 00:31:39,100 I just... 578 00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:41,870 miss woodruff, you know? 579 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:45,510 Yeah. 580 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:50,240 It's been hard for you lately, huh, with patrick leaving. 581 00:31:51,790 --> 00:31:55,180 I don't want to attach to anything anymore. 582 00:31:55,190 --> 00:31:58,610 It's just too painful when it's gone. 583 00:32:34,230 --> 00:32:36,250 What are you doing here? 584 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,070 I want to audition. 585 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,910 I deserve a shot. 586 00:32:41,410 --> 00:32:44,730 Fine. Dance. 587 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,570 I need a partner. 588 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,030 After this, I will leave you alone. 589 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,800 Pinkie swear, no backsies? 590 00:32:57,430 --> 00:32:59,260 I don't know what that means. 591 00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:01,420 You promise? 592 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:05,170 I promise. 593 00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:13,630 Where'd you learn how to do that? 594 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,560 I took years of dance in croatia. 595 00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:21,410 It helps with the footwork on the ice. 596 00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:35,190 So, am I in? 597 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,710 You're in. 598 00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:45,170 Uncle ned! 599 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,730 Jack: Here, boy! 600 00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:48,940 - Marin. - What? 601 00:33:48,950 --> 00:33:50,120 We looked here an hour ago. 602 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,860 If you want to go home, go home. 603 00:33:51,870 --> 00:33:53,630 Uncle ned! 604 00:33:53,650 --> 00:33:55,940 I don't want to go home. I'm just saying it's been three hours. 605 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:59,310 Yeah, you're tired. I get it. No problem. I can deal with this, too. 606 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,040 - Come on. - What? 607 00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:03,700 - I get it -- you're mad. - Yeah, I am. 608 00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:05,590 Just so you know, writing doesn't get done by itself -- 609 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:08,380 it gets done because I get it done, after hours and hours of not getting it done, 610 00:34:08,390 --> 00:34:09,870 because writing is hard work! 611 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:10,650 I know that. 612 00:34:10,660 --> 00:34:13,800 And just because I work from home doesn't mean I don't have a real job! 613 00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:14,730 I never said it wasn'T. 614 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,210 Yeah, well, then, why did you think it was ay to leave four dogs in my office? 615 00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:19,410 That's not fair. 616 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,070 Oh, you want to talk about fair? 617 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,500 I had no idea you were so put out. 618 00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:23,920 Well, you should have thought about it. 619 00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:27,340 I did -- that's why I asked you repeatedly if it was all right. 620 00:34:27,350 --> 00:34:30,720 If you were so unhappy, why didn't you say anything? 621 00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:34,080 I don't know. 622 00:34:34,090 --> 00:34:36,450 Uncle ned! 623 00:34:50,830 --> 00:34:52,780 Look, 624 00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:58,430 uh, I feel terrible about losing uncle ned and about making you feel taken advantage of. 625 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,490 Well, as a wise dog trainer once said, 626 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:05,470 how can you expect anyone to respect your boundaries if you don't lay them out? 627 00:35:05,490 --> 00:35:07,730 You're right. I said I was fine. 628 00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:11,490 I don't usually say things are fine when they're not fine. 629 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,560 Why did you? 630 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,050 I don't know. 631 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:22,260 I think, since you've been back, I've been so worried about your needs 632 00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:26,470 that I trained myself not to think about mine. 633 00:35:27,670 --> 00:35:28,840 I had no idea. 634 00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:31,550 Well, how could you? I didn't say anything. 635 00:35:32,170 --> 00:35:33,390 But this is your notice. 636 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,960 This girl's needs are about to be met. 637 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:36,500 - Fair enough. - Need number one... 638 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:37,300 shoot. 639 00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:43,290 I know you feel this giant sense of responsibility, and I admire that -- I do. 640 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:48,540 But you can't be everybody's hero all the time, 'cause if you are, 641 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:53,640 it leaves less of you available for me, and that's not fair. 642 00:35:56,930 --> 00:36:00,520 Because... you need me. 643 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:03,310 I do... 644 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:07,150 but not as a h o -- my partner. 645 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,480 Okay. You got it. 646 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,650 I have thought about this a lot, and even though I am attracted to you -- 647 00:36:26,660 --> 00:36:29,400 - I'm attracted to you, too. - Right. 648 00:36:29,410 --> 00:36:30,980 The thing is, we're working together, 649 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,050 and I don't think it's a good idea to mix business with pleasure. 650 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,550 Look, patrick, I like you. 651 00:36:38,570 --> 00:36:44,710 And, yeah, some of that is the raw animal instinct of having your face in between my breasts, 652 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:48,040 but it goes deeper than that. 653 00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:50,580 It -- it doesn't have to. 654 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,950 The men I me -- they're already damaged. 655 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:58,140 They have been cheated on. They have been dumped. They are transgendered. 656 00:36:58,150 --> 00:37:02,100 - But you -- you are a blank slate. - Yeah. 657 00:37:02,110 --> 00:37:04,600 It's so refreshing. 658 00:37:04,610 --> 00:37:10,330 But if you are intent on maintaining personal and professional boundaries, 659 00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:12,450 I understand. 660 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:16,450 I am... so I quit. 661 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,330 Let's get back to your place and do that breast thing. 662 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:25,620 Sounds great. 663 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,750 Oh, wait, uh, I have to run to the bathroom. Don't move. 664 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,750 I mean, you can move, just don't go anywhere. 665 00:37:43,790 --> 00:37:46,170 Find a partner yet, old man? 666 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,780 Just waiting on you. 667 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,930 Enjoy the wait. It's gonna last forever. 668 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:56,560 Hey, professor fancy-pants emerges from his ivory tower. 669 00:37:56,580 --> 00:37:58,640 - I warned you. - You did. 670 00:37:58,650 --> 00:38:00,880 Uh, so you know, that colleague of mine who wanted one puppy next week -- 671 00:38:00,890 --> 00:38:01,480 yeah? 672 00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:03,520 I talked him into two puppies. 673 00:38:03,530 --> 00:38:07,000 I thought you might want to say goodbye to big paws and sir pants-a-lot. 674 00:38:07,010 --> 00:38:09,740 Oh, I'm actually gonna miss you guys. 675 00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:12,400 Hey, where's flopsy? 676 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,080 Eric: Celia? 677 00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:16,900 Come back in half an hour. 678 00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:18,980 No can do. 679 00:38:21,770 --> 00:38:23,400 - Why is that - - it's for you. 680 00:38:23,410 --> 00:38:26,910 - I don't want a dog. - Yes, you do. 681 00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:31,460 Loving anything or anyone is difficult and risky, 682 00:38:31,470 --> 00:38:35,300 but at the end of thday, it's worth it. 683 00:38:35,310 --> 00:38:39,980 If you close yourself off, you might not be able to open up again. 684 00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:43,800 So, what do you say? 685 00:38:43,810 --> 00:38:46,320 Will you keep flopsy? 686 00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:54,540 His name is woodruff ii. All right. 687 00:38:54,850 --> 00:38:58,870 Give me a kiss. No, not you. You, stay. 688 00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:34,210 Stop jiggling it, patrick. 689 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:35,250 I got to get out of here! 690 00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:37,360 Oh, my god! Annie's gonna forget about me. 691 00:39:37,370 --> 00:39:40,130 No, she's not gonna forget about you. You matter to her. 692 00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:42,340 You don't forget about the people you care about. 693 00:39:42,350 --> 00:39:43,750 I love you, annie. 694 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,070 Patrick, tag me in. 695 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,380 - I will never quit. - It's okay, patrick. We're a team. 696 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,690 Will you please marry me? 697 00:39:57,470 --> 00:39:59,760 oh, my god. 698 00:39:59,770 --> 00:40:02,530 I remember everything. 699 00:40:02,540 --> 00:40:04,990 I got to get back to elmo. 700 00:40:06,310 --> 00:40:08,320 The mind is a funny thing. 701 00:40:08,330 --> 00:40:11,760 It's the place from which everything emanates, 702 00:40:11,770 --> 00:40:17,450 yet no one can access anyone else's, which means we've got to communicate. 703 00:40:18,310 --> 00:40:22,370 With animals, we use only the most straightforward language -- 704 00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:26,550 words like "sit," "stay," "no." 705 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,820 But between one another, things quickly get complicated. 706 00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:34,090 What we say is not always what we mean. 707 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,490 I knew this was a bad idea. 708 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,670 and at times, we have to fight through mixed messages... 709 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,240 Hey, this is patrick. You've reached the elmo -- ... 710 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:49,660 Or start all over again. 711 00:40:49,670 --> 00:40:51,410 Hey, there, this is annie, 712 00:40:51,430 --> 00:40:56,380 and you've reached the warmest spot in the coldest state, the elmo inn. 713 00:40:56,410 --> 00:41:00,860 But no matter how hard it is and how often we feel misunderstood... 714 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:05,170 I'm so sorry. I got to go. 715 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:14,110 It is our responsibility to keep fighting for clarity, 716 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:18,770 because, in the end, we teach people how to treat us... 717 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,200 Which means the responsibility to communicate 718 00:41:22,210 --> 00:41:26,940 lies not on the shoulders of others but on ourselves. 719 00:41:34,390 --> 00:41:36,710 uncle ned! 720 00:41:37,350 --> 00:41:38,730 You came home! 55032

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