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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,091 --> 00:00:08,634 ♪ Laa la-la laa ♪ 2 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:11,053 ♪ La-la laa la ♪ 3 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,472 ♪ La-la laa la ♪ 4 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,891 ♪ La-la laa la ♪ 5 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:18,310 ♪ La-la laa la ♪ 6 00:00:18,436 --> 00:00:21,313 ♪ La-la laa la ♪ 7 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:23,524 ♪ Mary Mary it looks like clean ♪ 8 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:26,152 ♪ And the game is lookin' all the same ♪ 9 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:28,362 ♪ Why don't you just quit it too ♪ 10 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:31,073 ♪ Someone else will tend your zoo ♪ 11 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,159 ♪ Mary when you come back ♪ 12 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:35,911 - Hi. - Hi. 13 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,163 Hi. 14 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:40,708 Um, he's still alive. 15 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:43,461 Won't be for long. 16 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,504 'What makes you so sure?' 17 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:46,672 Look at him. 18 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,468 Um, will you help me get him off the beach? 19 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:52,636 'Not me. If he bites you, you can get rabies.' 20 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:54,263 Oh, rabies my ass. 21 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:58,516 What's your name? 22 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:00,936 Sandy. 23 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:04,815 - I'm Peter. This is Dan. - Hi. 24 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:08,444 - 'Which house are you in?' - Over there, the Stern house. 25 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,072 Hey, look, will you help me get him off the beach? 26 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:12,698 These gulls are pretty dirty animals. 27 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,742 If they bite you, you really can get sick. 28 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:16,702 'Oh, never mind. I'll do it myself.' 29 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,210 Give me your towel. 30 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:33,343 Look, if we don't get him off the beach, he's gonna die! 31 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:34,637 He's gonna die anyway. 32 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:35,971 Well what happened to him? 33 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,388 I don't know, I was just walking 34 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,724 along the beach, and there he was. 35 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,434 Maybe he flew into something. 36 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,479 W-w-what could he fly into? 37 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,688 Another bird? 38 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:46,398 ♪ Hey this weekend ♪ 39 00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:48,651 ♪ Where the music is ♪ 40 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,445 ♪ Saturday Sunday W-A-B-C ♪ 41 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:53,488 'Free-swinging music power all weekend long' 42 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:56,492 'at 77 W-A-B-C.' 43 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,493 'On a day like today it's good to be with you' 44 00:01:58,494 --> 00:01:59,578 wherever you are. 45 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,872 ♪ W-A-B-C power hit three ♪ 46 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,414 'Big Dan with more music power.' 47 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:04,615 'Let's get the inside poop on' 48 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,418 'Hal the Handyman. Alright, Hal. Comehere. 49 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:09,922 ♪ Any time you got a thing needs fixin' ♪ 50 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:14,635 ♪ All you need is Hal the Handyman ♪ 51 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,428 Watch him. I'll be right back. 52 00:02:16,554 --> 00:02:19,682 ♪ Any time at all all you got to do is call ♪ 53 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,350 How old? 54 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:24,895 - Uh, she's just a kid. - Talks older. 55 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,814 How can you tell if it's a male or a female? 56 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,232 Hmm? 57 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,442 Oh, males have one, same as you and me. 58 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:32,361 Hey, let's take a look when he dies. 59 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:35,697 If he dies. 60 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,158 Ah, he'll die. 61 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:39,201 Not if she has anything to say about it. 62 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:42,955 'What's that?' 63 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,248 Beef consommé. 64 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,208 Oh, you got to be kidding. 65 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,710 Shut up. 66 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,171 Doesn't like it. 67 00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:52,548 He does, too. Gulls like everything. 68 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,008 They eat all kinds of crap. 69 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:56,302 You're just gonna kill him quicker by drowning him. 70 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:59,847 Hey, see, he does too like it. Whoo! 71 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:02,308 'Why don't you let him die in peace?' 72 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:04,310 No! 73 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:07,313 No, he's a sweet, old bird. 74 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:09,678 'What are you gonna do with that sweet, old bird?' 75 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,151 I'll make him my pet. 76 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,070 'Hold him.' 77 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,746 Very good, now you have a half-dead bird 78 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:24,997 tied to a deck railing. 79 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,418 Hey, what is that thing in his neck? 80 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,920 - 'Where?' - Right there. 81 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,253 What is that thing? Jesus! It's a fishhook! 82 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:33,547 - Oh, God! - 'Look at that!' 83 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,216 That thing's swallowed a fish hook! 84 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:36,591 'How come there's no blood?' 85 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:38,510 Look you're gonna have to take it out! 86 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:40,471 Who, me? You're out of your mind! 87 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,849 Well, will you do it? 88 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:46,060 'Look, someone has to, or he's gonna die!' 89 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:48,896 Please? 90 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,567 I suppose I can try. 91 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,821 Hey, Superman, hold his beak. 92 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,656 - You kidding... - Come on! Hold his beak open! 93 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:00,950 - I'll hold it open. - Okay. 94 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,995 No, look I'll do it, but if he bites me... 95 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,206 - Just hold his beak open! - I'll hold his feet. 96 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:08,539 No, you go get me a pair of pliers. 97 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,667 I want to cut the barb. 98 00:04:18,217 --> 00:04:19,593 Okay, come on, hold his beak. 99 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:21,078 'How am I gonna get it open?' 100 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,846 Open it, alright? 101 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,057 'Okay. Ow! Damn it!' 102 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,395 'Hurry up.' 103 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,437 Look, I can't hurry up, I'll tear his throat apart! 104 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,023 It's stuck in his throat. 105 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,400 Oh, God. 106 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:37,695 'If I... just push that thing.' 107 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:38,946 'through it's neck.' 108 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,202 Got it? 109 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:47,955 Did you get it? 110 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,126 Yeah, I got it. 111 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:58,382 Oh, Peter, you saved his life! 112 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,844 Thank you! Thank you both! 113 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,470 I'll go get some bandages. 114 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,767 ♪ Slippin' ♪ 115 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:13,272 ♪ Reelin' ♪ 116 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:16,567 ♪ Spinnin' ♪ 117 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:35,502 ♪ You're all over my mind ♪ 118 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,630 ♪ I'm about to explode ♪ 119 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:41,550 ♪ You're all over my mind baby baby ♪ 120 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,553 ♪ And I'm all over it too ♪ 121 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,597 ♪ And I'm a-thinking 'bout you ♪ 122 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,682 ♪ Making me get all hot ♪ 123 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,935 ♪ Baby there is no flu ♪ 124 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,739 - You know what? - What? 125 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,784 I spent all day making my bird a harness. 126 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,242 What does he need a harness for? 127 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,787 To keep him from flying away. 128 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,290 He's beginning to get pretty active. 129 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:16,126 You really think you can train him? 130 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:19,338 What does the word "birdbrain" mean to you? 131 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:21,548 Wait till I get back to the city! 132 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,383 Can't you just see me walking down Madison 133 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:24,885 with my pet sea gull on a leash? 134 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,804 'I want that bird off the deck!' 135 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,972 'I have people coming here for drinks!' 136 00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:30,557 'He's the ugliest thing I ever saw!' 137 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,351 'I can't stand the way he looks!' 138 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:35,062 - Then don't look at him! - 'What did you say?' 139 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,314 - 'You heard me, Sandy!' - 'Oh.' 140 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,940 Snow White will be out here in a minute. 141 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,651 Who's Snow White? 142 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,653 Snow White has very fair skin 143 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,905 and turns lobster red in the sun. 144 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,162 Hi. 145 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,455 Hi. 146 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,416 Dan, Peter, Mr. Caudell. 147 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,000 Hi, boys. 148 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:59,420 Gorgeous day, isn't it? 149 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,130 Going swimming? 150 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,465 Oh, later on when the sun isn't so strong. 151 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,883 I have very fair skin. 152 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,720 'I turn lobster red in the sun.' 153 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,639 Oh, uh... 154 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,558 Sandy, y-your... 155 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:13,933 Mother sent me out to help you 156 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,054 move that bird off the deck. 157 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,771 We don't need any help. 158 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,314 'I-I think he'll be 159 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,899 happier around the back.' 160 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,110 What does my mother got against this bird? 161 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,113 He does look kind of menacing. 162 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,158 Ooh! 163 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:30,117 'You'd better move him.' 164 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,493 'She says he'll scare off' 165 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:32,618 'her friends.' 166 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,541 In my opinion, that just might be a great service. 167 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,378 Untie him. 168 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,756 Well, I guess if you're the kind of bird 169 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,716 that spends your whole life flappin' and squawkin' 170 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,719 it doesn't matter much which deck you do it on. 171 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,304 Yeah, and besides, he eats garbage 172 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,848 so it's convenient to be near a garbage can. 173 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,268 Is your mother divorced? 174 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,898 Personally, I think she's sleeping with Snow White. 175 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:03,400 Hmm. Personally, I think that's a nauseating thought. 176 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,445 Hey, maybe we can teach my bird to bite him! 177 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:08,030 Where'd you have in mind? 178 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,282 On the ass is where I had in mind. 179 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,740 Opener, please? 180 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,242 Thanks. 181 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,080 - Number one for the lady. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,504 My middle name is Bernice. 183 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,302 What's the matter? 184 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,636 This isn't beer. 185 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:57,931 It's truth serum. 186 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,894 My middle name is... Albert. 187 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,647 - I think it works. - I think so. 188 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,482 - Come on, Dan! Give it a try. - Dan! 189 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,400 I wouldn't tell you my middle name if you tortured me. 190 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,195 - Come on! - Drink some serum. 191 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,447 Okay. 192 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,621 My middle name is Lloyd. 193 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,749 Oh, that's a groovy middle name. 194 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,876 - What's wrong with it? - Here's to Daniel Lloyd! 195 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,425 Major truth. 196 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,426 My top is wet. 197 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,139 Major truth, I like girls 198 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,724 who say things like, "My top is wet." 199 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,809 I only said it under the influence of the serum. 200 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,519 Well, I appreciate your honesty. 201 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,271 Why don't you take it off? 202 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,396 Oh, ho, ho, ho! 203 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,777 'Here's a mind-busting major truth.' 204 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,362 - Oh. - My mother has a boyfriend. 205 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,907 - 'How do you know?' - Saw him. 206 00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,535 - With her? - In bed? 207 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,246 - Yeah. - 'You're kidding!' 208 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:04,665 Were they doing it? 209 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:05,916 Yeah. 210 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,629 What did you do when you saw them? 211 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,964 I turned around and went back out. 212 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,050 Walked around for two hours. 213 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,011 That's a major truth, alright. 214 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,516 Here's one for you. 215 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,602 Snow White once got funny with me. 216 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,396 What do you mean? 217 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:31,108 - He got funny with me. - What did he do? 218 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,360 He stuck his hand under my skirt! 219 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,987 - That's disgusting! - I know! 220 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,323 - What did you do? - What could I do? 221 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,825 Well, you could have... 222 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,035 Could have screamed or something. 223 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,400 No, we were in our living room! 224 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,414 In your what? In your own house! 225 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,999 Yes! My mother was out in the kitchen! 226 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,211 What did he do? 227 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,879 What did he do, sort of... 228 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,840 Stick his hand under your skirt? 229 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,592 No. No, he, uh... 230 00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,845 - He sneaked it under. - Oh, no! 231 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,639 And then he said something like, um... 232 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,808 "You know, Sandra.." 233 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,561 Wait. "You're a very pretty little girl." 234 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,896 - Aah! - Or some crap. I don't know. 235 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:13,859 Oh, God! 236 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,570 She'll never be able to look him in the eye again. 237 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,905 Why not? He didn't stick his hand under your skirt! 238 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,532 Oh! Sandy. 239 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,493 You bet your sweet lobster he didn't! 240 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,627 You still owe us a major truth. 241 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,590 Come on, don't be a chicken. 242 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,592 I'm-I'm thinking... 243 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:39,885 'About what?' 244 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,639 I'm thinking about Sandy's top! 245 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,142 Oh, for Christ's sake! 246 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,561 What's wrong? He's supposed to tell the truth, isn't he? 247 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,105 What about my top? 248 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,902 Nothing. It's just it's wet, that's all. 249 00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,696 You want me to take it off? 250 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:00,863 Oh, no! I was just kidding. 251 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,073 No! I mean, tell the truth. 252 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,950 If you want me to take it off, I will. 253 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,871 Oh! Oh, man, I don't know. 254 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,206 D-Dan? 255 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:11,249 Huh. Take the damn thing off if you want. 256 00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,627 - Does Peter want me to? - Sure! Go on! Take it off! 257 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,086 I don't care. Do what you want. 258 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:18,048 - It's not such a big deal. - I know. 259 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,841 Okay. 260 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,358 Oh, man, that feels 100 percent better! 261 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,571 I mean, after all, we're not kids here. 262 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,823 That's for sure. 263 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,744 Are you both listening? 264 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,704 Yeah. 265 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,207 Major truth. 266 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,458 I love you both. 267 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,546 - Yeah, and I love you, too. - And I love you, too. 268 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,800 - Let's drink to that! - Okay! 269 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,429 Hey, listen. 270 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,350 You know, we really got to be like this all the time. 271 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,559 Yes! 272 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,144 I mean, you know, no crap, huh? 273 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,563 - No, no, no. - Really. 274 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,398 There's so few people we can trust. 275 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,900 - You're right. - We got to trust each other. 276 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,277 - I trust you. - I trust you. 277 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,945 - I trust you. - I trust you! 278 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,529 - We all trust each other! - Let's drink to that! 279 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,530 Let's drink to that. 280 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,121 'You still owe us a major truth.' 281 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,374 - Ah, come on. - No, you do! 282 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:37,793 I can't think of anything. 283 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,838 - 'Come on!' - You've got to. 284 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,423 Listen, this is never gonna get beyond the three of us, is it? 285 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,717 Oh we just made a pact to trust... 286 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:44,884 - Each other, didn't we? - Right. 287 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,011 Okay. 288 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,266 - It's really disgusting. - Yeah, well, how bad can it be? 289 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,975 - It's pretty awful! - Oh, for God's sake. 290 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,519 What is it? 291 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,860 Well, once I made Ritz-cracker sandwiches 292 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,194 out of cream cheese and snot 293 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,447 and gave them to my cousin for lunch to eat. 294 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,740 Oh, my God! 295 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,950 Oh! 296 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,911 - Oh, that's... - That was disgusting! 297 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,203 It was great! 298 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,332 'What a creep!' 299 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,460 I am a creep! 300 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,794 You're right! 301 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,840 - Did he like it? - He loved it! 302 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,425 He asked for more! 303 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,429 I got a cousin I ought to do that to! 304 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,389 Yeah, me, too, only it wouldn't be snot! 305 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,020 - Oh, no! - Drink! 306 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,189 Stop it! 307 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,941 Ah! Let's swim! 308 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,944 Yeah, swim! 309 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,820 Swim! 310 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,162 'If I fill out this questionnaire' 311 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,456 the computer will get me a date. 312 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,083 'A date with a man?' 313 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:01,294 'No. With a locomotive, you jackass.' 314 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,922 'Let me see it. 315 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,592 'Please notify us the minute you become engaged.' 316 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,511 'If your marriage is not consummated' 317 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,554 'we will reactivate your card!' 318 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,138 Yeah, if you don't do it to each other 319 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,558 you get another go-round. 320 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,892 Hey, come on, let's fill it out. 321 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,937 'That costs $10.' 322 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,065 Dan will split it with us, don't you think? 323 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,694 We can ask him when he gets back from the city. 324 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,364 Well, look, let's, let's fill it out just for kicks, you know? 325 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,784 And then if he doesn't want to, we won't mail it in. 326 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,619 - Okay. - Okay. 327 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,455 My ideal mate's age should be older than I am 328 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,582 younger than I am, or no preference? 329 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,628 What's the matter with you? 330 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,755 Uh, no preference. 331 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,675 Ancestry. 332 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,636 I'll say Chinese and Jewish. 333 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,680 How's that for a combination? 334 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,934 Hey, you're not thinking about this at all. 335 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,853 I know I'm not. 336 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,063 What are you thinking about? 337 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,441 - Hmm? - What are you thinking about? 338 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,406 I'm thinking about that... 339 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,034 Time you went in the water without your top. 340 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,996 Oh, yeah? 341 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,081 Some show, huh? 342 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,210 Um... 343 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:27,172 Should I be very bright, bright, or average? 344 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,090 They don't have dumb down here! 345 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,384 Well, what are you? 346 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,218 Well, you asked me, so don't think I'm boasting 347 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,388 but my IQ is 157. 348 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,059 Hey, what's the matter with you? 349 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,602 I want you to do it again. 350 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,270 Take off my top?! 351 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:46,983 Yeah. 352 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,153 Oh, boy. 353 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,619 Um, I'm sorry. 354 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,876 That's what was on my mind. 355 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,169 Oh, boy. 356 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,300 H-hey, I don't understand you. 357 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,967 God, If you're gonna be thinking about 358 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,678 my breasts all the Goddamn time! 359 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,264 I don't think about them all the Goddamn time. 360 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,558 I was just thinking about them now. 361 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:25,522 You know, that bikini doesn't hide very much. 362 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,997 - Hey, hey, Sandy... - No. 363 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,748 - Come on... - Look I want you to see me. 364 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,251 Don't be afraid. 365 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,711 I'm not afraid. 366 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,088 You're lying. 367 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,176 Alright, I am afraid. 368 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,138 Of what? 369 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,598 I'll do something to you. 370 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:01,975 You won't. 371 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,894 How do you know? 372 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,354 I won't let you. 373 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:25,290 Section three, basic compatibility factors. 374 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,750 I believe that premarital sexual experience 375 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,879 is an important prerequisite to a successful marriage. 376 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,174 What shall I say, Peter? 377 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,262 Peter, shall I say no? 378 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,308 Uh, yeah. 379 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:45,935 Say no. 380 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:52,525 My ideal mate should be Caucasian, ***** or Oriental? 381 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,278 Peter? 382 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,446 Uh, um... 383 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,282 Puerto Rican, why not? 384 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,618 Oh, terrific! That'll really screw 'em up! 385 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,041 Hey, hey, Sandy? 386 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,292 What? 387 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,839 Uh... 388 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,678 Y-you can put your top on now. 389 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,930 Back on. 390 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,817 Thank you. 391 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,569 'Listen, bird.' 392 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,696 There's something we gotta get straight. 393 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,116 I'm boss here. 394 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,327 I'm absolute ruler over your world 395 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,038 and I have absolute power over you. 396 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,457 And what I say goes. 397 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,001 You understand that, bird? 398 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,922 Therefore, when I say fly, you fly. 399 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,757 - Fly! - Fly! 400 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,425 - Fly! Fly! - Fly! 401 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:02,178 - Fly! - Fly! Stupid. 402 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,638 Now, listen, bird 403 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,724 you just love garbage, don't you? 404 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,560 Now, if you're good and if you fly 405 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,019 you're gonna get a pile of the most 406 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:14,148 delicious garbage on this island. 407 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,109 Now, fly. 408 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,153 - Ah. - Oh! 409 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,744 What do you think, Wilbur? 410 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,706 Never get him off the ground, Orville. 411 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,375 'He's the same brilliant bird he always was.' 412 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,502 'He's a Goddamned stupid idiot.' 413 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,506 Bird, you're making me very angry. 414 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,050 Oh, now don't be angry with me, Miss Scarlett! 415 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,844 'Now you are going to fly!' 416 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,762 'I is goin' to fly!' 417 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:48,641 - Up there! - 'Up there!' 418 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:49,976 'Oh!' 419 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,894 What do you think you're doing to that bird? 420 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,064 What are you doing to the bird? 421 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,150 None of your damn business. 422 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,653 You just better leave that bird alone. 423 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,072 Hey, look, he's my bird! 424 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,491 That doesn't give you the right to torture him! 425 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,660 Look, why don't you get lost. 426 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,871 Not until you take that thing off the bird. 427 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,204 Well, are you gonna leave him alone 428 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,583 or do I have to report you to the ASPCA? 429 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,752 Oh, go suck your mother's tit. 430 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,047 Go on! Get the hell out of here! 431 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:22,216 - It's a free country. - This is a private beach! 432 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,925 No, it's not. None of this beach is private. 433 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,470 It's all dedicated to the public! 434 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,305 Hey, let's get back to bird training. 435 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:28,473 Over my dead body. 436 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:36,606 - Ah! - Tsk. Tsk. Lords of mercy! 437 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:38,691 Exactly what are you trying to do? 438 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,029 What is she trying to do? 439 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,365 Train him to fly. 440 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:47,492 'Doesn't he know how to fly?' 441 00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:49,744 He seems to have forgotten how to fly. 442 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,789 A bird can't forget how to fly. It's instinctive. 443 00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,750 Well, this bird's been walking a long time. 444 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,419 He also happens to be a very dumb bird. 445 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,463 He is not a dumb bird! 446 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,632 'Perhaps he prefers walking.' 447 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,550 Who the hell asked you? 448 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,177 How did he learn to walk anyway? 449 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,596 - We taught him. - Well, that's the answer then. 450 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,098 You've traumatized him. 451 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:11,223 We've what? 452 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,936 Taken away his sense of identity. 453 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,729 - I don't follow you. - I do. 454 00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,817 He doesn't know he's a bird anymore. 455 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,734 Well, look at him squatting there, he probably thinks 456 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:23,986 'he's a crab.' 457 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,323 He knows exactly what he is. 458 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,283 He's a bird. 459 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,869 'You are a bird.' 460 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,621 Why, yes! 461 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,124 That's right! I'm a, I'm a bird! 462 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,625 And birds fly! 463 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,252 Yes, we fly! 464 00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:40,545 Now, fly! 465 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:41,546 Come on, bird! 466 00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:44,590 Fly, baby! Fly! 467 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,467 - That's great. - That's a bird, man. 468 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,804 - Go bird! - Go bird! Look at it. 469 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,347 Let me play him in like a kite. 470 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,307 Don't you dare! You'll break his neck! 471 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,143 'Okay, bird, now just guide him down.' 472 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,936 'He's coming down. I told you..' 473 00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,021 That's it, baby. You're beautiful! I said it! 474 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,940 - I knew you'll do it. - Good bird. 475 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,775 Come on, baby! I get some... 476 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,694 Hey, give him some garbage, Peter. 477 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,486 - It's great, it's... - Oh, what a good bird... 478 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:07,487 '...you are!' 479 00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:09,824 You're a good bird. 480 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,909 Now, you're gonna do it again, aren't you? 481 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,953 - Okay. There he goes! - There he goes! 482 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,455 Oh, yeah! Aw, shit. 483 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,707 Goddamned stupid bird! 484 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:20,543 He can't help it. You've turned him into a schizophrenic. 485 00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:22,086 Ah. Let's go for a swim. 486 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,588 - Yeah. - I don't know how to swim. 487 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,381 - Who cares? - I wasn't asking you. 488 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:26,591 You still here? 489 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:27,916 Listen, if you leave him alone 490 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:29,177 maybe he'll learn by himself. 491 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,385 Yeah, come on, let's get in the water. 492 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,679 Okay. It's hot as hell. 493 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,598 'Hey, listen, you.' 494 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:36,392 You don't go around touching my bird, do you hear me? 495 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:39,604 I have no intention of touching your bird. 496 00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:42,607 Well, don't stand around and psychoanalyze him, either. 497 00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:47,320 'Come on, Sandy!' 498 00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:49,614 - Yeah. - 'Yeah.' 499 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,668 Here, bird. 500 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,212 Look at me, bird. 501 00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:13,346 "Darling. 502 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:16,140 "I have gone to the city to meet Mr. Caudell for dinner. 503 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,184 "Money on counter for yours. 504 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,186 "Will catch early boat back tomorrow morning. 505 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:22,396 Love, mother." 506 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:23,773 "Meet Mr. Caudell for dinner." 507 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,942 How do you like that for a euphemism? 508 00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:27,985 What's a euphemism? 509 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:30,988 Honestly, how do you get by on such a limited vocabulary? 510 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,447 Oh, well, the girls I date in the winter 511 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:33,991 use sign language. 512 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,368 'I bet.' 513 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:39,622 Why can't she just be honest and, um... 514 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:40,872 Say that she's gone to the city 515 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,875 to screw the little creep? 516 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,379 Mm, careful, he just might be your daddy someday. 517 00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,422 Not a chance. 518 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:51,926 She wouldn't give up her alimony to marry him. 519 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,387 She wouldn't give up her alimony to marry anybody. 520 00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:59,016 Not even if she fell in love? 521 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,893 Unh-unh. 522 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,271 No, she says, um... 523 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:06,857 She says she's going to make my father pay until he dies. 524 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,488 Hey, I have a great idea. 525 00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:14,699 Let's go to the mainland for lobster and a movie. 526 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:05,369 Great film. 527 00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,621 That was sure some exciting movie. 528 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,498 What about those Swedes? 529 00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:11,417 Well, maybe the excitement had nothing to do 530 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:13,836 with the movie at all. 531 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:17,173 Maybe it had to do with the two of you touching me 532 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,925 and making me feel so sexy, I thought I'd faint. 533 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:40,362 - Hey, honey, what's your hurry? - 'Hey, baby.' 534 00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:42,740 'We got a little something for you.' 535 00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:44,742 - Oh, Christ. - What's happening, baby. 536 00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:45,951 We'll light your fire. 537 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,454 - See ya, fellas! - Goodbye! 538 00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:50,372 Get rid of them two queers, baby! 539 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,459 Hell with your purse, man! 540 00:29:57,922 --> 00:29:59,507 - Do we stand and fight? - Shit no. 541 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:01,926 Okay, come on, hurry. Let's get rid of 'em, boy. Yeah. 542 00:30:02,051 --> 00:30:03,344 They got nothing over there. 543 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,762 There they go! 544 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:31,120 Come on! Don't pull away! 545 00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:33,040 - Bye! - Bye! 546 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,167 Goodbye! 547 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:38,462 - Goodbye, you jerks! - So long... 548 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,430 Did you really almost faint? 549 00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:53,561 'I wanna try it without the line.' 550 00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:54,728 'Bye, bird.' 551 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,986 So long! 552 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:06,657 - 'Bye! Bye!' - 'Look, he's coming back.' 553 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,492 - 'Here he comes.' - 'He's coming back.' 554 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:11,453 Hey, come back. Feed him, feed him quick. 555 00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:12,705 Damn! 556 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,876 - 'Good bird.' - 'Bird, you're trained, bird!' 557 00:31:17,001 --> 00:31:18,502 Now head up the beach fast! 558 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:19,503 Come on! Run! 559 00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,171 Come on, bird! Come on. 560 00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:22,882 Come on, you can do it! 561 00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:24,091 Bird, bird, bird! 562 00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:30,138 'Look at that.' 563 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,065 - He knows! - Isn't that something?! 564 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:43,319 Isn't he brilliant? He's trained! 565 00:31:43,444 --> 00:31:45,654 Ow! Ow! You freaking idiot! 566 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,031 - Hey, did he break the skin? - No, no, it's just a scratch. 567 00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:49,909 - He was eating. - He almost ate me. 568 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,792 Come on, bird. 569 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,510 Even if he was up there, how would we recognize him? 570 00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:11,805 By the harness. He's not up there. 571 00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:14,850 I'll never understand how he got that line untied. 572 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,394 Sandy said he must have pecked the knot loose with his beak. 573 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:18,811 That's an amazing accomplishment 574 00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,397 for such a stupid bird. 575 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:26,862 - She seem very upset to you? - Mm-mm. 576 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:28,530 I would have thought she'd have a fit... 577 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,533 Having him gone. 578 00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:33,410 No, she's counting on us getting him back. 579 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,664 Hey, you think we ought to try and lay her? 580 00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:40,042 Who? 581 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,335 Sandy. 582 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,796 Sandy? 583 00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:45,089 Gee, I don't know. 584 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,970 Think she'd let us? 585 00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:52,096 Let us do what? 586 00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:54,556 Lay her! 587 00:33:00,104 --> 00:33:01,855 Hey, look at those gulls! 588 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,606 Why are they all diving over the forest? 589 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,484 Maybe our bird wandered in there. 590 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:07,735 Maybe he got his line tangled up in some branches or something. 591 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,905 Come on, let's go over and see. 592 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:12,783 Hey, Peter, you're a virgin, aren't you? 593 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,368 Me? 594 00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:20,082 What about you? 595 00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:21,333 Well... 596 00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,169 Sure. 597 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:28,465 Do you think Sandy is? 598 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,509 I sort of think so. 599 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:33,470 She acts awfully sexy, the way she's always 600 00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:35,639 taking off her top. 601 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:39,226 I don't think she does it to be sexy. 602 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,146 I think she does it to be chummy, you know. 603 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:44,732 Sort of a... friendly gesture. 604 00:33:44,857 --> 00:33:46,057 If she'd let us lay her 605 00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:48,318 that would really be friendly. 606 00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:29,693 We made a pact, didn't we? 607 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,154 Didn't we promise to be honest with each other? 608 00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:34,323 - All the time? - 'Yes, we did.' 609 00:34:34,448 --> 00:34:36,533 Then could you explain about why you lied to us? 610 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,119 Lied to you? 611 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,703 How could you think of such a thing? 612 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:43,540 We can, we can think of such a thing... 613 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,501 'cause you told us 614 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:48,378 that the gull untied its line and flew away. 615 00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:49,921 What actually happened is that you took it 616 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:52,049 into the forest and bashed in its skull, right? 617 00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:54,468 'Why did you kill him, Sandy?' 618 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,845 - I don't know. - 'You must know!' 619 00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:58,346 'Well, suppose you think it over' 620 00:34:58,347 --> 00:35:00,724 'and come up with an answer.' 621 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:01,892 Sandy, we're waiting! 622 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,894 Look, millions of birds get killed around here! 623 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,311 You don't care anything about them! 624 00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:06,604 Yeah, but why millions of birds, huh?! 625 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,898 Why did you kill that bird?! 626 00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,191 Look, he was my bird! 627 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:10,609 We saved his life, you know. 628 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:13,821 I can, I can do anything I want with my own bird! 629 00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:15,114 Why did you kill him? 630 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:16,364 'Because I saved his life' 631 00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:17,991 'and he turned on me!' 632 00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:20,744 'Because he's an ungrateful bastard, that's why!' 633 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:23,247 Look why, why are you making such a fuss about him? 634 00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:24,873 He was just a stupid bird! 635 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,625 Why did you lie to us? 636 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,794 I'll never lie to you again. 637 00:35:30,379 --> 00:35:32,005 Never again, I promise. 638 00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:33,506 No matter what happens, I won't lie! 639 00:35:33,507 --> 00:35:36,426 After all, we made a pact with each other, right? 640 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:38,262 Give me another chance, will you? 641 00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:41,097 Please? 642 00:35:41,098 --> 00:35:42,474 What do you think, Dan? 643 00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:51,150 I don't know. What do you think? 644 00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:52,484 Please. 645 00:35:55,696 --> 00:35:56,822 I think we ought to. 646 00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:16,216 - 'Do you know Eleanor Rigby?' - Sure. 647 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,594 It's from "The Days of Chariot Races," wasn't it? 648 00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:20,679 Do you know "Your Fly is Open?" 649 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:23,390 No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it. 650 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,850 Do you all live in New York? 651 00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:27,561 They do. I live in New Jersey. 652 00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:31,523 Whatever happened to the gull you were training? 653 00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,358 It flew away. 654 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:35,194 Where do you live, Rhoda? 655 00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:37,112 Thanks. Cleveland, Ohio. 656 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:40,240 Oh, dig that, men. Cleveland is in Ohio. 657 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:41,532 'Where do you go to school?' 658 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,743 Fairmont Heights High. 659 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,286 I'm on the paper. 660 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,038 'Doing what?' 661 00:36:46,163 --> 00:36:48,874 I write a weekly column called "Feelings." 662 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,292 Sounds sexy. 663 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,169 It isn't. 664 00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:54,963 'What is it? What is it about?' 665 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,591 My feelings about things. 666 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,927 Don't you have any feelings about sex? 667 00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:05,224 What school do you go to, Sandy? 668 00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:07,017 - Windsor Hall. - She's a genius. 669 00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:09,353 She has an IQ of 157. 670 00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:12,397 Hey, I-I wonder what happened to that thing. 671 00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:13,398 I don't know. Did you send it in? 672 00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:14,608 Oh, I sure did. 673 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,944 It's a computer dating service thing. 674 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:18,487 I think those things are horrible. 675 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,242 All pissed by now. 676 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:24,493 'Yeah.' 677 00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:30,249 Man, your father's really on the sauce. 678 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,253 Saw your old lady givin' him hell tonight. 679 00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:38,715 I wish to hell they'd get a divorce 680 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,218 so there would be some peace around the house. 681 00:37:41,343 --> 00:37:42,970 Which one would you live with? 682 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,223 I don't know. 683 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,685 Both pains in the ass. 684 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:58,026 Hey come on let's go for a swim, huh? 685 00:37:58,151 --> 00:37:59,569 Bare assed? 686 00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:00,904 They'll see us. 687 00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:02,864 Not here, up the beach! 688 00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:04,116 Come on! 689 00:38:05,826 --> 00:38:08,537 She'll probably go tell her mother. 690 00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:09,663 My mother's dead. 691 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,748 Her mother's dead, you jackass! 692 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,709 Besides, I don't know how to swim. 693 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:16,586 'You informed us of that fascinating fact yesterday.' 694 00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:18,005 Hey, let's teach her. 695 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,171 Now? 696 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,799 No! S-starting tomorrow. 697 00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:23,302 You know, like, it'll be our project for the week. 698 00:38:23,427 --> 00:38:24,678 I can tell by looking at her 699 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,805 it's gonna take more than a week. 700 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,349 Maybe she doesn't even want to learn to swim. 701 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,767 Do you? 702 00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:33,395 Mmm. Mm-mm. 703 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,772 Well, what are you gonna do for the rest of your life? 704 00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:37,566 You know sit on the shore and watch? 705 00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:39,985 I'm afraid of the water. 706 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:41,903 Okay, the hell with you. 707 00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:43,405 Is it deep here? 708 00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:47,409 Can't go in any closer. 709 00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:49,202 I'm just afraid it'll be too deep! 710 00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:51,788 You can't possibly sink with this jacket on. 711 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:57,627 'Now, put your left hand on top of the jacket.' 712 00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:59,393 - Like this? - Hold it tight so it won't... 713 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,798 Hit your chin when you jump in. 714 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,091 Hmm. 715 00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:05,135 Now, with your right hand, hold your nose. 716 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,431 - Cross it over, that's right. - Hmm. 717 00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:13,560 That's right. 718 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,437 Sh-shall I go in now? 719 00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:16,855 I'll go in first. 720 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:18,106 Okay. 721 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,068 You know, you can let go of your nose 722 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,904 until you're ready to jump. 723 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:25,739 Okay. 724 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:35,665 Okay, come on! Let's go! 725 00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:37,834 - 'Come on!' - You're too far away! 726 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,878 - Come on, Rhoda! - Come on, let's go! 727 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:41,045 - Come on. - Come on. 728 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:42,047 Okay! 729 00:39:42,172 --> 00:39:45,175 Alright! Yay! 730 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,302 Hey! Hi, Rhoda! 731 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:49,137 You can let go of your nose now! 732 00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:51,223 Hey. Hey, let's, let's tow her in! 733 00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:53,809 Roll over on your back so I can tow you to the shallow water. 734 00:39:53,934 --> 00:39:55,334 - Roll over, damn it! - Please roll. 735 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:56,937 - Let go! - Ow! 736 00:39:59,106 --> 00:40:01,525 - Come on, will you just... - Aah! 737 00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,276 'We're trying to help you!' 738 00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:05,654 - I can't swim. - Okay, then hell with you! 739 00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:07,364 - Drown. Drown. - Come on. 740 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:12,369 Good-bye, Rhoda. Glug, glug, glug, glug. 741 00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:14,579 Hey, you listen to me! 742 00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:16,957 I demand that you roll over now! 743 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:18,208 Okay. 744 00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,386 Okay. 745 00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:31,638 Now, stand up! 746 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,640 - No! - Come on, will you stand up... 747 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:35,267 And put your feet down? 748 00:40:35,392 --> 00:40:37,269 It's too deep! 749 00:40:37,394 --> 00:40:39,479 For Christ's sake, it's three feet deep here! 750 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,106 A midget could touch the bottom! 751 00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:43,024 - Don't swear at me. - Will you just please... 752 00:40:43,150 --> 00:40:45,235 Put your Goddamn feet down? 753 00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:48,238 Are there crabs down there? 754 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:51,324 This is the ocean. There are crabs. 755 00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:54,494 - Do they bite? - Yeah, they bite! 756 00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,873 What else is there? 757 00:40:57,998 --> 00:40:59,833 Barracuda! 758 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,251 And eels! 759 00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:02,794 And squid! 760 00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:06,214 'And Moby Dick! Now, come on, let's go!' 761 00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:08,383 You're so masterful. 762 00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:18,143 Come on. 763 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:28,653 We made it! 764 00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:31,948 Whoo-hoo! 765 00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:41,750 Do I have to take it off? 766 00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:45,337 Can't learn to swim with a life jacket on. 767 00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:46,505 Uh-huh. 768 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:53,553 We won't go into deep water, will we? 769 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:55,847 We'll stay where you can touch the bottom. 770 00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:57,974 'Not deeper than my waist?' 771 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:03,480 No, not in the beginning. 772 00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:05,315 Not till the end of the week? 773 00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:08,193 'That's right.' 774 00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:10,195 Or maybe next week? 775 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:14,449 Or maybe next week. 776 00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:39,975 Some show, huh? 777 00:42:47,691 --> 00:42:49,067 I think we should leave. 778 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,192 'No.' 779 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,655 No, I want to watch. 780 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:14,384 Do my back, Peter. 781 00:43:32,694 --> 00:43:34,613 - Incidentally, Rhoda. - 'Hmm?' 782 00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:36,906 Why do you wear such creepy bathing suits? 783 00:43:38,617 --> 00:43:41,161 Do you think this bathing suit is creepy, Peter? 784 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,164 Yeah, it's pretty creepy. 785 00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:47,125 In what way? I'd like to know. 786 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:48,877 Uh, it's an old lady's suit. 787 00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:50,337 It covers too much. 788 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:54,007 'Hey, you should get a bikini.' 789 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,532 Wouldn't she look great in a bikini? 790 00:43:55,634 --> 00:43:57,969 Yeah, sure. All the kids are wearing them. 791 00:43:58,094 --> 00:44:00,388 I don't think my father would like me wearing a bikini. 792 00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:02,182 'What's he got to do with it?' 793 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:04,309 He's stuffy about things like that, that's all. 794 00:44:04,434 --> 00:44:07,103 Well, he looks at girls in bikinis, doesn't he? 795 00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:08,813 'I don't know.' 796 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:10,482 He does. 797 00:44:10,607 --> 00:44:12,901 All dirty old men look at girls in bikinis. 798 00:44:13,026 --> 00:44:14,611 My father isn't a dirty old man! 799 00:44:14,736 --> 00:44:16,279 He's only 38 years old! 800 00:44:17,906 --> 00:44:19,115 Rhoda. 801 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,373 Oh, Rhoda! 802 00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:29,292 Rhoda! Rhoda! You're fantastic! 803 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:46,851 Did you get it? 804 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,603 - Wow! - That's great! 805 00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:50,980 - Is your mother home? - Unh-unh. 806 00:44:51,106 --> 00:44:52,439 Any chance of her walking in on us? 807 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,565 No, she's at a ceramics class. 808 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:55,151 She won't be back for hours. 809 00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:57,696 - Okay, pull the curtain. - Uh-oh! 810 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,074 Got a candle? 811 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:02,409 Uh, yeah. 812 00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:07,413 Peter, can you get a match out of that? 813 00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:08,498 Okay. 814 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:12,877 Do you think they'll miss it? 815 00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:14,337 No. 816 00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:16,423 They turned on last night. 817 00:45:16,548 --> 00:45:17,882 I don't think they took inventory 818 00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,884 before they went to bed. 819 00:45:26,558 --> 00:45:28,601 - Where do they get it? - I can't ask... 820 00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:30,854 Because I'm not supposed to know they have it. 821 00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:33,440 They open all the windows. They think I don't smell. 822 00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:36,568 Oh boy, they must think you're pretty dumb, you know? 823 00:45:36,693 --> 00:45:38,486 Even the maid smells it. 824 00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:40,572 She knows what it is. 825 00:45:40,697 --> 00:45:42,198 She told me my mother sprinkled it 826 00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:44,617 on the baked clams last Sunday. 827 00:45:44,743 --> 00:45:45,910 Baked clams, no kidding. 828 00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:47,912 Hey, come on now let's get going. 829 00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:52,959 Now, watch me. 830 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,211 But you have to draw in a lot of air with it. 831 00:45:57,589 --> 00:45:59,466 You got to take it way down here. 832 00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:00,925 Okay? 833 00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:02,886 Hmm. 834 00:47:04,906 --> 00:47:07,242 No. You're wasting it. 835 00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:08,785 Draw it way down here. 836 00:47:34,435 --> 00:47:36,145 It's tricky. 837 00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:38,231 K-keep the side of your mouth open. 838 00:47:52,537 --> 00:47:54,038 Yeah. 839 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:55,163 It's better. 840 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,126 I don't feel anything yet. 841 00:47:58,251 --> 00:47:59,752 It takes a while. 842 00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:07,051 How many, how many times have you turned on? 843 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:09,804 'Just once.' 844 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:20,899 'G-g-guys at school that had it got caught and thrown out.' 845 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,365 Wow! 846 00:48:42,879 --> 00:48:43,879 How you feel? 847 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:48,426 Boy! 848 00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:54,432 It's like three martinis. 849 00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:58,144 Have you ever had three martinis? 850 00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:01,731 Mm-mm. 851 00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:05,026 You idiot! 852 00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:06,486 'Oh, God!' 853 00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:13,451 Oh, God! 854 00:49:18,665 --> 00:49:19,999 Shh. 855 00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:22,794 Listen to that music. 856 00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:25,213 'Ever hear anything like that?' 857 00:49:25,338 --> 00:49:26,547 'What a sound!' 858 00:49:27,674 --> 00:49:29,884 What are you looking at? 859 00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:32,303 - Hmm? - Nothing. 860 00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:33,554 Come on. 861 00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:39,102 The acne on your chin. 862 00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:42,939 I can't help it, I'm an adolescent. 863 00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:44,399 'No, it's..' 864 00:49:44,524 --> 00:49:45,525 '...it's beautiful.' 865 00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:49,153 No, it really is. It looks... 866 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:51,990 It looks like a little flower garden. 867 00:49:52,115 --> 00:49:54,367 - Pink carnations! - 'Go to hell.' 868 00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:56,869 No, that's what pot does. 869 00:49:56,995 --> 00:49:58,496 Makes things look different. 870 00:50:10,717 --> 00:50:13,136 Okay, what do you see? 871 00:50:13,261 --> 00:50:16,681 I see thousands of... twinkling crystals. 872 00:50:18,433 --> 00:50:21,686 'Like... petrified snowflakes.' 873 00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:22,979 Dan, you have dandruff! 874 00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:25,398 - I do not! - You do. That's what that is! 875 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:26,774 - Dandruff! - That is insane. 876 00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:28,985 Hey! Hey, let me wash your hair? 877 00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:31,946 Oh, come on! I got a great idea for setting it. 878 00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:34,824 Come on, please? 879 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:37,910 Okay, you can wash my hair if I can wash your hair. 880 00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:40,288 I'll wash Dan's hair if you'll wash my hair. 881 00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:44,083 Let's wash each other's hair. 882 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:49,714 ♪ Lay your love on me now now now baby ♪ 883 00:50:49,839 --> 00:50:53,134 ♪ Lay your love on me, yeah-eah-eah-eah ♪ 884 00:50:53,259 --> 00:50:56,387 ♪ Lay your love on me now baby yeah ♪ 885 00:50:56,512 --> 00:50:58,598 ♪ Lay your love on me ♪ 886 00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:41,474 ♪ Lay your love on me now now now baby ♪ 887 00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,811 ♪ Lay your love on me Yeah-eah-eah-eah ♪ 888 00:51:44,936 --> 00:51:48,272 ♪ Lay your love on me now baby yeah ♪ 889 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:50,358 ♪ Lay your love on me ♪ 890 00:52:30,565 --> 00:52:33,943 ♪ Lay your love on me now now now baby ♪ 891 00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:37,363 ♪ Lay your love on me yeah-eah-eah-eah ♪ 892 00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:40,908 ♪ Lay your love on me yeah yeah ♪ 893 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:42,952 ♪ Lay your love on me ♪ 894 00:52:44,537 --> 00:52:46,080 ♪ Lay your love on me ♪ 895 00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:48,958 ♪ Get to feel your body lay your love on me ♪ 896 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:54,922 Hi, Rhoda. Come on in. 897 00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:57,175 - 'Is it alright?' - Hmm. Sure. 898 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:58,801 - Hi, Rhoda. - Hi, Rhoda. 899 00:52:58,926 --> 00:53:00,761 I just thought I'd come and see you. 900 00:53:00,887 --> 00:53:03,347 'For sure. Take your things off.' 901 00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:04,891 Summer places are awfully boring 902 00:53:05,016 --> 00:53:06,726 when it rains, don't you think? 903 00:53:06,851 --> 00:53:08,686 What'd she say? 904 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,353 She said, "Don't I think summer places 905 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:11,939 are awfully boring when it rains." 906 00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,358 I don't think so. 907 00:53:14,483 --> 00:53:16,027 - Do you, Peter? - Hmm? 908 00:53:16,152 --> 00:53:19,280 Do you think summer places are often boring when it rains? 909 00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:21,115 I mean, there's nothing to do. 910 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:24,744 'Well, as my third-grade teacher used to say' 911 00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:27,288 "The devil finds work for idle hands." 912 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:31,751 Better believe it. 913 00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:33,461 I see you've been washing your hair. 914 00:53:33,586 --> 00:53:35,379 Washing each others hair. 915 00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:38,257 Dan and I washed Peter's, and Peter and I washed Dan's 916 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:41,219 'and Dan and Peter washed mine, and you name it.' 917 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:51,312 My hair gets so full of sand at the beach. 918 00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:53,773 I can feel it. It's so gritty. 919 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:56,108 My hair certainly needs to be washed, too. 920 00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:57,568 I think that's a vast improvement. 921 00:53:57,693 --> 00:53:59,278 Don't you think so, Peter? 922 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:01,489 Looks the same to me. 923 00:54:01,614 --> 00:54:04,158 The same? I've styled it. 924 00:54:04,283 --> 00:54:06,410 Who does he remind you of? 925 00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,496 - Doris Day. - Bastard! 926 00:54:08,621 --> 00:54:10,665 He's supposed to remind you of Marlon Brando. 927 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:15,211 You, you all seem like such good friends. 928 00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:17,213 We are. We really are. 929 00:54:17,338 --> 00:54:19,215 We've performed bird-surgery together 930 00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:20,967 we've drunk truth serum together. 931 00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:23,970 We've told each other awful things about ourselves. 932 00:54:24,095 --> 00:54:26,097 It sort of creates a bond between people. 933 00:54:28,724 --> 00:54:30,685 Tell us something awful about yourself, Rhoda. 934 00:54:30,810 --> 00:54:31,894 There's nothing to tell. 935 00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,813 There's always something to tell. 936 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,314 Hm. 937 00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:38,276 My mother's dead. 938 00:54:38,401 --> 00:54:39,734 'You told us that already.' 939 00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:41,404 'How did she die?' 940 00:54:41,529 --> 00:54:44,490 - She drowned. - Where? 941 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:46,575 On Martha's Vineyard five summers ago. 942 00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:48,244 Did you see it happen? 943 00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:49,495 No. 944 00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:54,750 'Didn't she know how to swim?' 945 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,169 She was an expert swimmer. 946 00:54:57,295 --> 00:54:58,629 Then what the hell happened? 947 00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,506 I don't like to talk about it. 948 00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:05,303 'Okay.' 949 00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:11,183 Yeah. 950 00:55:11,309 --> 00:55:12,351 No. 951 00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:14,478 - No! - Yes! 952 00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:15,730 - Peter. - No! 953 00:55:15,855 --> 00:55:17,523 - No. - Stop that! 954 00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:19,942 - Look at this. - 'Stop it!' 955 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:22,695 It was a bet my mother made with this man. 956 00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:27,241 She bet that she could swim up to a sandbar and back 957 00:55:27,366 --> 00:55:29,243 without stopping to rest. 958 00:55:33,748 --> 00:55:36,292 E-everyone was at a party at our house. 959 00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:40,052 There'd been a party on Friday night 960 00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:42,256 and one on Saturday night, and this was Sunday 961 00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:44,633 and I guess everyone was a-a little bored. 962 00:55:53,726 --> 00:55:55,269 I was going around in my nightgown 963 00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:57,396 kissing everyone good night. 964 00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:01,566 And they were saying that my mother 965 00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:02,902 was an expert swimmer. 966 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:06,655 And... 967 00:56:08,783 --> 00:56:10,409 And then this man said that women 968 00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:12,411 had an extra layer of fat around their bodies 969 00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:14,580 so they, they could stay in the water longer 970 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,123 without getting chill. 971 00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:21,045 And my mother got mad 972 00:56:21,170 --> 00:56:23,047 at this "extra layer of fat" talk 973 00:56:23,172 --> 00:56:25,424 because she was very slim. 974 00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:30,054 I have a picture of her 975 00:56:30,179 --> 00:56:32,473 in my memory book. 976 00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:34,600 Sure she was practically skinny. 977 00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:38,020 Well... 978 00:56:39,814 --> 00:56:41,148 Well, my mother said that 979 00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:43,901 uh, she had a lot of endurance 980 00:56:44,026 --> 00:56:47,113 and she certainly didn't have an extra layer of fat. 981 00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:50,324 And then my father said 982 00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:52,201 that my mother had swum out to this sandbar 983 00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:54,161 half a mile off shore and back 984 00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:55,955 without stopping to rest. 985 00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:01,377 And this man said that that was impossible. 986 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,131 And my mother said 987 00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:07,383 that she could do it again any time. 988 00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:11,137 And this man said 989 00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:12,638 "What about right now?" 990 00:57:20,855 --> 00:57:21,981 They all... 991 00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:26,402 Smelled of whiskey when I kissed them. 992 00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:30,865 And this man... 993 00:57:32,366 --> 00:57:36,036 That made the bet with my mother 994 00:57:36,162 --> 00:57:38,831 cupped my behind in both hands 995 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:41,375 and kissed me goodnight on the mouth. 996 00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:48,799 Um, and then my mother took me upstairs... 997 00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:52,761 And changed into her suit. 998 00:57:55,848 --> 00:57:57,516 And then she came into my room. 999 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:04,899 Her suit was red. 1000 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:09,278 And she was wearing this... 1001 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,908 This short, white terry cloth robe. 1002 00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:19,205 She looked very pretty. 1003 00:58:21,499 --> 00:58:23,959 And very excited. 1004 00:58:32,051 --> 00:58:34,094 She smelled of whiskey, too. 1005 00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:38,682 But she didn't drink... 1006 00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:40,684 A lot. 1007 00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:46,357 "Just enough to feel happy," she had said. 1008 00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:51,820 She acted very happy that night. 1009 00:58:51,946 --> 00:58:53,864 And, um... 1010 00:58:55,950 --> 00:58:57,535 And, uh, she... 1011 00:59:00,246 --> 00:59:01,913 Closed my door and turned out the light 1012 00:59:01,914 --> 00:59:03,749 and that was the last time I saw her. 1013 00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:12,591 Do they know how she drowned? 1014 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,842 They say it was a cramp, but there's no way 1015 00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:18,013 to tell about these things, you know. 1016 00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:19,431 'How much was the bet?' 1017 00:59:19,557 --> 00:59:22,101 Uh, I think it was ten dollars. 1018 00:59:25,312 --> 00:59:28,440 - It's a rough break. - It's a silly way to die. 1019 00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:31,068 It's a s-silly way to die! 1020 00:59:34,822 --> 00:59:36,490 'Hey, put on some music.' 1021 00:59:36,615 --> 00:59:38,701 'Yeah, what do you wanna hear?' 1022 00:59:38,826 --> 00:59:41,495 How about "The Airplane?" 1023 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:42,745 But, Rhoda, you still haven't told us 1024 00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:44,415 about yourself, you know. 1025 00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:45,666 What about you? 1026 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,252 Like what? 1027 00:59:48,377 --> 00:59:49,878 'Something terrible.' 1028 00:59:50,004 --> 00:59:51,797 I don't know anything terrible. 1029 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,632 'Oh, sure you do. Everyone does.' 1030 00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:56,302 'Tell her something terrible, Peter.' 1031 00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:57,970 Once I made Ritz-cracker sandwiches 1032 00:59:58,095 --> 00:59:59,305 out of cream cheese and snot 1033 00:59:59,430 --> 01:00:01,140 and gave them to my cousin for lunch. 1034 01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:03,017 That's disgusting! 1035 01:00:03,142 --> 01:00:04,226 What have you done? 1036 01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:08,355 Um, nothing. 1037 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,898 Okay. 1038 01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:15,529 Um.. Well, what I did once... 1039 01:00:15,654 --> 01:00:17,113 That's the only really talented group around. 1040 01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:18,616 - I like "The Doors" better. - Hmm. 1041 01:00:18,741 --> 01:00:20,826 - "The Doors" are derivative. - Yeah, but dynamic. 1042 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:23,370 - What I did, I... - I also like the... 1043 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:25,664 Yeah! No, they're... no. 1044 01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:27,374 But once... 1045 01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:29,084 Yes, what the hell did you do, Rhoda? 1046 01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:30,336 Uh... 1047 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:38,010 I spit on my mother's grave. 1048 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:41,180 - When? - At the, at the cemetery. 1049 01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:44,475 My father took me to see her grave 1050 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,435 and-and we were walking away 1051 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,479 and I ran back and spit on it. 1052 01:00:49,605 --> 01:00:51,148 Why? 1053 01:00:51,273 --> 01:00:52,691 Um... 1054 01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:58,155 She had no right to die like that... 1055 01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:00,658 And leave me alone. 1056 01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:09,041 Come on, Rhoda. 1057 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,213 I'm gonna wash your hair. 1058 01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:20,885 'If only I didn't keep sinking' 1059 01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:21,887 'all the time.' 1060 01:01:24,223 --> 01:01:26,433 'I've never seen anything like it.' 1061 01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:28,769 'Defies the laws of physics.' 1062 01:01:28,894 --> 01:01:31,605 'It's absolutely supernatural.' 1063 01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:33,857 'Maybe it's impossible.' 1064 01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:37,528 No. 1065 01:01:37,653 --> 01:01:40,322 You're gonna learn to swim. I promise. 1066 01:01:47,496 --> 01:01:49,623 What're you looking at? 1067 01:01:49,748 --> 01:01:52,292 Those things on your teeth. 1068 01:01:52,418 --> 01:01:54,712 Hideous, aren't they? 1069 01:01:54,837 --> 01:01:55,963 Mm-hmm. 1070 01:01:57,589 --> 01:01:59,133 My father says they'll be off 1071 01:01:59,258 --> 01:02:02,636 by the time I start to notice boys. 1072 01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:04,679 He doesn't seem to know I've been noticing them 1073 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,056 for quite a while. 1074 01:02:11,562 --> 01:02:13,021 Tell me something. 1075 01:02:13,147 --> 01:02:14,273 Hmm? 1076 01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:18,193 That day on the beach... 1077 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:20,070 When, you know, when we met. 1078 01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:25,242 Who'd you notice first? Me or Dan? 1079 01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:26,493 You. 1080 01:02:29,163 --> 01:02:30,289 Why? 1081 01:02:31,749 --> 01:02:34,960 You have an unmapped face. 1082 01:02:35,085 --> 01:02:37,087 - An unmapped face? - Mm-hmm. 1083 01:02:37,212 --> 01:02:38,922 It doesn't come right out and say 1084 01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:41,300 what's gonna become of you. 1085 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:43,177 I mean, you can tell just by looking at him 1086 01:02:43,302 --> 01:02:45,554 that, um, he's going to marry a girl 1087 01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:48,223 he meets at the debutante ball 1088 01:02:48,348 --> 01:02:49,558 and have four children. 1089 01:02:51,143 --> 01:02:52,561 An electric lawn mower 1090 01:02:52,686 --> 01:02:54,188 and become chairman of the committee 1091 01:02:54,313 --> 01:02:55,939 on admissions to the country club. 1092 01:02:56,064 --> 01:02:57,191 Oh, yeah! 1093 01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:02,070 Your face wouldn't fit the chairman 1094 01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:04,698 of the committee for admissions to the country club. 1095 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:10,036 I was wondering what it would be like 1096 01:03:10,037 --> 01:03:11,997 to kiss you. 1097 01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:13,707 I don't think you'd hurt yourself 1098 01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:15,292 if that's what you mean. 1099 01:03:17,628 --> 01:03:20,422 I don't know, those braces look awfully dangerous. 1100 01:03:21,757 --> 01:03:23,050 Not if you're careful. 1101 01:03:24,593 --> 01:03:26,220 If you don't kiss me too hard. 1102 01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:44,363 I, uh... 1103 01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:47,241 Didn't feel them at all. 1104 01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,340 - Did you that time? - Mm-mm. 1105 01:04:07,261 --> 01:04:10,806 You're gonna be a good swimmer, you'll see. 1106 01:04:10,931 --> 01:04:12,140 When you learn how to swim 1107 01:04:12,266 --> 01:04:13,767 I'm gonna teach you how to dive. 1108 01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:15,477 I couldn't learn to dive. 1109 01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:17,187 - Oh, yes, you could! No. - No. 1110 01:04:17,312 --> 01:04:19,022 Sure you could. 1111 01:04:19,147 --> 01:04:20,274 You have to. 1112 01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:26,446 Wait till you see how beautiful it is down there. 1113 01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:30,033 'The colors.' 1114 01:04:30,158 --> 01:04:32,494 The way the light shines on things. 1115 01:04:34,037 --> 01:04:35,289 The plants. 1116 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,750 Just the shape of things! 1117 01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:41,461 You know, even a... piece of broken glass 1118 01:04:41,587 --> 01:04:42,963 can be like an emerald! 1119 01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:46,925 And the fish move... 1120 01:04:48,886 --> 01:04:50,596 Gentle, you know? 1121 01:04:50,721 --> 01:04:51,930 Nice. 1122 01:04:53,265 --> 01:04:55,893 Listen to me! 1123 01:04:56,018 --> 01:04:58,729 I better quit school and become an aquanaut or something. 1124 01:04:59,438 --> 01:05:01,273 Why not? 1125 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,154 You do everything I tell you to do. 1126 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,035 You learn how to swim and you learn how to dive. 1127 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,536 - 'And you know what?' - What? 1128 01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:21,710 I'm gonna kiss you at the bottom of the sea. 1129 01:05:36,808 --> 01:05:38,393 'There she is. She's coming.' 1130 01:05:42,648 --> 01:05:45,400 Listen, if we're gonna try it, we'd better try it pretty soon. 1131 01:05:45,525 --> 01:05:47,569 'Try what?' 1132 01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:50,030 You know... lay her. 1133 01:05:50,989 --> 01:05:51,865 Who? 1134 01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:53,951 Sandy! Now, who the hell else? 1135 01:05:54,076 --> 01:05:55,869 Oh! I thought you meant Rhoda! 1136 01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:57,829 Rhoda?! 1137 01:06:00,332 --> 01:06:01,416 Are you kidding? 1138 01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:10,342 That Sandy drives me crazy sometimes! 1139 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,594 Me, too. 1140 01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:14,972 You'd like to as much as me, wouldn't ya? 1141 01:06:15,097 --> 01:06:17,015 'You'd like to as much as me, wouldn't ya?' 1142 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,726 Sure I would, yeah. 1143 01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:21,686 We're gonna need a little protection, aren't we? 1144 01:06:21,687 --> 01:06:23,689 Get that over on the mainland. 1145 01:06:23,814 --> 01:06:25,941 - In a drugstore. - Okay. 1146 01:06:26,817 --> 01:06:27,943 You get it. 1147 01:06:28,068 --> 01:06:29,903 Ah, we'll both get it. 1148 01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:32,781 - You look older than I do. - You sound more mature. 1149 01:06:35,534 --> 01:06:36,994 Suppose we go to all this 1150 01:06:37,119 --> 01:06:38,870 great trouble and she says no. 1151 01:06:38,996 --> 01:06:42,165 Why would she say no? She loves us! 1152 01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:44,626 'She keeps tellin' us, doesn't she?' 1153 01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:47,045 Yeah, man, but that, that doesn't mean she loves us. 1154 01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:48,380 Do you love her? 1155 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:49,756 Yeah. 1156 01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:51,299 I mean, do you love her? 1157 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,013 Well, I don't love her. 1158 01:06:56,138 --> 01:06:57,556 But I love her! 1159 01:07:03,812 --> 01:07:06,148 Let's give it a try. 1160 01:07:06,273 --> 01:07:08,984 Oh! Watch that! 1161 01:07:09,109 --> 01:07:11,319 Come on, let's go meet the girls. 1162 01:07:11,445 --> 01:07:12,654 Hi! 1163 01:07:19,286 --> 01:07:20,537 Come on. Let's get in the water! 1164 01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:22,163 You wasted the best part of the day already! 1165 01:07:22,164 --> 01:07:23,914 Yeah. What were you doing over at Bay Point? 1166 01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:25,667 Show them, Rhoda. 1167 01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:26,918 Go on. 1168 01:07:41,808 --> 01:07:43,727 'Oh, what do you think?' 1169 01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:44,978 Terrific. 1170 01:07:49,191 --> 01:07:50,817 Just terrific! 1171 01:07:58,241 --> 01:07:59,618 Hello? 1172 01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,369 Fine, thank you. How are you? 1173 01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:04,206 Oh, yes! 1174 01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:07,209 Saturday night. 1175 01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:09,669 Uh, I think that, that would be fine. 1176 01:08:11,213 --> 01:08:13,465 Um, I-I live on this island, you see 1177 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:15,467 so, so there's really not much to do here. 1178 01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:17,761 So why don't we go to the mainland? 1179 01:08:17,886 --> 01:08:19,971 - Who is it? - Excuse me a minute. 1180 01:08:20,097 --> 01:08:22,432 It's my date! His name is Anibal Gomez. 1181 01:08:22,557 --> 01:08:24,643 He's 5'7" with black hair and brown eyes. 1182 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:26,978 Oh, wow! The computer came through! 1183 01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:29,523 You do have a car, don't you? 1184 01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:31,900 Sí, tengo un caro. 1185 01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:34,444 You see, I'm learning Spanish already! 1186 01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:37,155 I look forward to it, too. 1187 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,366 Goodbye, Anibal. 1188 01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:41,701 Goodbye. 1189 01:08:41,827 --> 01:08:43,745 It worked! It worked! 1190 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,670 The computer got me a date for Saturday night! 1191 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:48,250 - You're not going, are you? - Oh, I sure am. 1192 01:08:48,375 --> 01:08:50,377 'I don't think you should. It isn't right.' 1193 01:08:50,502 --> 01:08:51,795 Old Mother Hubbard again. 1194 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,462 Well, he's probably some poor, desperate man 1195 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:54,631 who takes it very seriously. 1196 01:08:54,756 --> 01:08:56,049 Look, let's not make him into 1197 01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:57,734 one of the hundred neediest cases, okay? 1198 01:08:57,843 --> 01:08:59,261 Hey, how can you go? 1199 01:08:59,386 --> 01:09:01,346 He's expecting someone 22 years old 1200 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:03,515 'with blond hair and blue eyes.' 1201 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,308 I can pass for 22 in my mother's wig. 1202 01:09:05,433 --> 01:09:07,269 'You're mother's wig is red.' 1203 01:09:07,394 --> 01:09:09,478 I'll wear something over my head, I'll wear a scarf. 1204 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,773 He'll never know the difference. 1205 01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:14,151 Wait a minute. 1206 01:09:14,276 --> 01:09:15,986 Why don't we send Rhoda in your place? 1207 01:09:16,111 --> 01:09:17,320 - Me? - Oh, hey! 1208 01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:18,487 That's a terrific idea! 1209 01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:19,739 Absolutely not! 1210 01:09:19,865 --> 01:09:21,700 Oh, come on, Rhoda! It's perfect! 1211 01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:24,118 I mean, you're the right size, you're the right coloring. 1212 01:09:24,119 --> 01:09:26,371 - You're the right everything! - My eyes are grey! 1213 01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:28,874 Uh, well, we'll tell him the machine made a mistake. 1214 01:09:28,999 --> 01:09:30,500 I don't speak any Spanish, either! 1215 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:32,752 He speaks perfect English. 1216 01:09:32,878 --> 01:09:34,963 Oh, come on, Rhoda! Honestly! 1217 01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:36,423 He sounded very nice on the phone. 1218 01:09:36,548 --> 01:09:38,148 Then why do you wanna make a fool of him? 1219 01:09:38,258 --> 01:09:39,968 I-it's not him, you know? 1220 01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:43,138 It's the machine I'm after. I-I don't wanna be computerized. 1221 01:09:43,263 --> 01:09:45,055 'Then why did you send in the questionnaire?' 1222 01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:46,474 To screw up the machine! 1223 01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:48,142 But now you're going along with the machine 1224 01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:49,352 by keeping the date! 1225 01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:52,063 I am screwing up the goddamn machine! 1226 01:09:52,189 --> 01:09:53,469 He probably thinks you're-you're 1227 01:09:53,565 --> 01:09:55,150 a lonely person like himself who... 1228 01:09:55,275 --> 01:09:57,027 I am a lonely person, you jackass! 1229 01:09:57,152 --> 01:09:58,820 Where's your sense of adventure? 1230 01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:00,864 It's not an adventure, it's a double-cross! 1231 01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:03,533 Now, listen. 1232 01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:05,368 The machine thinks I'm one person 1233 01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:07,037 but I'm really another. 1234 01:10:07,162 --> 01:10:09,042 So, I'm sending along a totally different person 1235 01:10:09,164 --> 01:10:10,484 to screw up the machine even more! 1236 01:10:10,582 --> 01:10:13,501 The Puerto Rican isn't a machine! He's a person! 1237 01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:15,754 How do you know he didn't lie to the machine? 1238 01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:18,798 I bet he's an old man of 60 with his teeth falling out! 1239 01:10:18,924 --> 01:10:20,926 Fantastic! A triple-cross! 1240 01:10:21,051 --> 01:10:22,969 I'm not gonna do it. Period! 1241 01:10:23,094 --> 01:10:24,136 Now, listen here, Rhoda! 1242 01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:25,889 I'm not gonna do it! 1243 01:10:30,977 --> 01:10:33,605 Now, listen, Rhoda, I have a sizeable investment 1244 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:35,106 in this questionnaire. 1245 01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:36,566 Me, too. 1246 01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:38,735 Three dollars and thirty five cents. 1247 01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:40,820 Which does not grow on bushes where I come from. 1248 01:10:42,656 --> 01:10:45,784 I can't help it if I don't wanna hurt that poor man! 1249 01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:47,786 It's only a joke! 1250 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:49,203 Hasn't she got a sense of humor? 1251 01:10:49,204 --> 01:10:50,789 I certainly have a sense of humor! 1252 01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:54,751 - I write jokes in my column! - I bet they're side-splitting. 1253 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:57,295 I can't go out with a strange man I've never even met! 1254 01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,714 Look, we said we'd go with you, didn't we? 1255 01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:02,425 Yeah, we won't leave you alone with him. 1256 01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:05,345 Look, we'll tell Gomez all about it when the evening's over. 1257 01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:07,471 Yeah. We'll all have a good laugh together afterwards. 1258 01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:09,140 Including Gomez. 1259 01:11:09,266 --> 01:11:10,684 Really, he sounded very, very nice 1260 01:11:10,809 --> 01:11:12,143 on the phone, Rhoda. 1261 01:11:12,269 --> 01:11:13,395 Say you'll go. 1262 01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:16,147 Will you... 1263 01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:17,732 Will you all stay with me? 1264 01:11:19,234 --> 01:11:20,567 You won't leave me alone with him? 1265 01:11:20,568 --> 01:11:22,320 No, not a, not for a minute. 1266 01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:27,993 Say yes. 1267 01:11:28,118 --> 01:11:30,161 Promise me you won't make a fool of him. 1268 01:11:30,287 --> 01:11:32,747 Of course not! 1269 01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:35,709 Say yes, Rhoda. 1270 01:11:35,834 --> 01:11:36,835 Well, alright. 1271 01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:43,008 - I'm terrified. - Don't worry about anything. 1272 01:11:43,133 --> 01:11:44,259 I'll handle it. 1273 01:11:50,098 --> 01:11:51,224 Mr. Gomez? 1274 01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:52,434 Yes? 1275 01:11:52,559 --> 01:11:53,810 Hi, I'm Sandy. 1276 01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:59,024 - Hello. - Hi. 1277 01:11:59,149 --> 01:12:01,318 Um, this is my friend, Rhoda. 1278 01:12:01,443 --> 01:12:03,403 She's your date for tonight. 1279 01:12:03,528 --> 01:12:06,072 'She's the one who filled out the questionnaire.' 1280 01:12:06,197 --> 01:12:07,324 You see, she's very shy 1281 01:12:07,449 --> 01:12:10,118 and... that's why she used my name. 1282 01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:12,620 How do you do? I am Anibal Gomez. 1283 01:12:12,746 --> 01:12:13,747 I'm pleased to meet... 1284 01:12:13,872 --> 01:12:15,582 You are a pretty girl, Rosa. 1285 01:12:21,046 --> 01:12:22,963 - These are friends of yours? - Oh, they're with Sandy! 1286 01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:26,634 They're with me. Um, Dan, Peter, meet Annabel. 1287 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,554 No, no, my name is Anibal. 1288 01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:31,890 - Not Annabel. - Hi, Anibal. 1289 01:12:32,766 --> 01:12:34,517 - Hi. - Hello. 1290 01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:39,981 A-a-are we to be together? 1291 01:12:41,566 --> 01:12:42,942 I thought it might be nice. 1292 01:12:46,905 --> 01:12:48,031 Alright. 1293 01:12:50,158 --> 01:12:51,159 If you wish. 1294 01:12:58,249 --> 01:12:59,626 Let's have a drink together. 1295 01:12:59,751 --> 01:13:01,378 I don't drink, Mr. Gomez. 1296 01:13:01,503 --> 01:13:03,295 I really don't feel like anything right now. 1297 01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:04,964 Maybe a brandy after dinner. 1298 01:13:05,090 --> 01:13:07,175 You two boys got some identification? 1299 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,636 'Uh, Pete and I had a couple of belts before we left.' 1300 01:13:09,761 --> 01:13:10,804 We don't want any more. 1301 01:13:10,929 --> 01:13:12,137 But don't let that stop you, Anibal. 1302 01:13:12,138 --> 01:13:14,015 - You have one. - Okay. 1303 01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:16,476 One scotch on the rocks, please. 1304 01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:18,311 Hey, here's a new one by The Band. 1305 01:13:18,436 --> 01:13:20,855 Oh, good. Play it. You got a quarter, Annabel? 1306 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:27,112 It is Anibal, not Annabel. 1307 01:13:27,237 --> 01:13:28,405 Annabel is a girl's name, no? 1308 01:13:29,948 --> 01:13:31,991 'Thank you.' 1309 01:13:32,117 --> 01:13:34,285 Salud, Rosa. 1310 01:13:34,411 --> 01:13:37,622 - It's Rhoda. - Shall we? 1311 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:41,793 ♪ He's headed West to meet the sun comin' down ♪ 1312 01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:46,297 ♪ He ran the road you ran when you run out of town ♪ 1313 01:13:46,423 --> 01:13:48,550 ♪ And like a ship that disappears ♪ 1314 01:13:48,675 --> 01:13:50,677 ♪ And fades out of sight ♪ 1315 01:13:50,802 --> 01:13:55,223 ♪ The memories will keep him warm tonight ♪ 1316 01:13:55,348 --> 01:13:59,936 ♪ Magnetic mama how could it be you? ♪ 1317 01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:01,479 ♪ Who would have guessed it? ♪ 1318 01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:04,274 ♪ We thought that you too were through ♪ 1319 01:14:04,399 --> 01:14:08,027 ♪ Magnetic mama the man heads to town ♪ 1320 01:14:08,153 --> 01:14:13,199 ♪ He's rolling West to meet the sun comin' down ♪ 1321 01:14:47,525 --> 01:14:52,489 ♪ Temptation lust and laziness are coming after me ♪ 1322 01:14:58,536 --> 01:14:59,996 Why don't we order dinner? 1323 01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:02,040 No, we got to get Annabel another drink, right? 1324 01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:03,416 No, I'm starved. 1325 01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:06,211 Oh! Dancing makes me thirsty. 1326 01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:08,545 Uh, miss, can we have another scotch on the rocks, please? 1327 01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:09,964 Uh, make it a double! 1328 01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:12,091 Save us trouble of ordering another one later. 1329 01:15:12,217 --> 01:15:14,802 I think Rosa has an appetite. 1330 01:15:14,928 --> 01:15:16,971 Now, come on, Rhoda, he came all the way out here 1331 01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:19,057 just to see you, right? 1332 01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:21,476 Rosa, if you want to order, we order. 1333 01:15:21,601 --> 01:15:26,064 Ah! Here comes your drink, Annabel. 1334 01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:27,315 - Salud. - Salud. 1335 01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:30,109 Miss? Miss? 1336 01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:34,112 When the waitress comes back, will you please tell her 1337 01:15:34,113 --> 01:15:35,406 I want to see a menu? 1338 01:15:35,532 --> 01:15:37,784 Don't blow it, Rhoda. 1339 01:15:37,909 --> 01:15:39,035 You promised. 1340 01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:42,830 Come on. Listen, Annabel isn't even hungry yet! 1341 01:15:42,956 --> 01:15:45,124 Alright, then, if you don't tell her, I'll tell her! 1342 01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:47,919 Come on, Rhoda, there isn't any hurry! 1343 01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,212 'Rosa wants a menu?' 1344 01:15:49,337 --> 01:15:51,464 No, she doesn't. She's on a diet. 1345 01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:54,592 W-w-why do you need a diet? 1346 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:56,636 You're, you're very slim and nice. 1347 01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:02,308 You're all very nice. You will not join me? 1348 01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:04,936 - No, you go ahead. - Miss, another double, please. 1349 01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:07,063 - Sandy, please! - What's wrong? 1350 01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:08,564 Annabel feels like drinking, or he wouldn't 1351 01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:10,024 be drinking, would he? 1352 01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:16,489 Muchacha! 1353 01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:19,742 You know what that means? 1354 01:16:19,867 --> 01:16:20,994 That means... 1355 01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:22,787 "pretty girls." 1356 01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:26,457 Aw, Rosa is a pretty girl, sí! 1357 01:16:28,293 --> 01:16:31,337 No, no, no, in Spanish, we say... 1358 01:16:31,462 --> 01:16:32,504 "muy linda." 1359 01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:33,881 Muy linda. 1360 01:16:35,633 --> 01:16:37,010 Very beautiful. 1361 01:16:37,135 --> 01:16:38,636 Muy linda. 1362 01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:40,513 Oh, that is so Rosa. 1363 01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:44,225 ♪ There is a rose ♪ 1364 01:16:45,351 --> 01:16:47,478 I see you know that song? 1365 01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:50,013 Hey, that's, that's very good. 1366 01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:51,482 We have to order dinner right now. 1367 01:16:51,608 --> 01:16:53,943 No, we don't. Annabel wants another drink! 1368 01:16:56,988 --> 01:17:00,658 No, no, no. No more whiskey, or I might get drunk. 1369 01:17:01,784 --> 01:17:03,244 You might get drunk! 1370 01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:04,996 Annabel, listen. 1371 01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:06,956 Tell us about Spanish Harlem. 1372 01:17:07,081 --> 01:17:08,291 Were there really roses there? 1373 01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,126 I heard there were rats there. 1374 01:17:10,251 --> 01:17:12,378 What about the rats here? 1375 01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:15,298 Oh-ho-ho! 1376 01:17:15,423 --> 01:17:17,008 Olé! 1377 01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:21,179 Oh, whee, toro! 1378 01:17:23,348 --> 01:17:25,391 Hey, let's order! 1379 01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:26,934 I think we ought to order. 1380 01:17:31,689 --> 01:17:33,149 You want another drink, Annabel? 1381 01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:42,158 One more! 1382 01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:52,919 Hey, baby! 1383 01:17:53,044 --> 01:17:54,503 - Stop them, Annabel! - Who are you? 1384 01:17:54,504 --> 01:17:55,838 They're after Rhoda! 1385 01:17:58,049 --> 01:17:59,508 'Come on, let's get the hell outta here!' 1386 01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:00,592 'Come on, come on.' 1387 01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:01,761 Peter, grab her! 1388 01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:03,012 Anibal! 1389 01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:05,973 Let go of me! Anibal! 1390 01:18:06,099 --> 01:18:07,684 - Come on! Let's go! - Christ's sake! 1391 01:18:07,809 --> 01:18:10,019 - Come on! - Anibal! 1392 01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:13,231 - Please, come on. - Shut up! Shut up! 1393 01:18:13,356 --> 01:18:14,482 Help! 1394 01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:15,983 You freaking idiot! 1395 01:18:16,109 --> 01:18:18,861 - Let's get outta here, huh? - Sí, señor. 1396 01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:21,196 Huh? Come on! Get the lead out of your ass, Rhoda! 1397 01:18:21,197 --> 01:18:24,492 - 'I'm not leaving!' - Here we go, brown boy. 1398 01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:50,810 Ah, damn it, I forgot the umbrella. 1399 01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:52,437 Oh, great, we'll roast. 1400 01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:55,273 You could've reminded me. 1401 01:18:55,398 --> 01:18:58,901 - Where's the umbrella? - He forgot it. 1402 01:18:59,026 --> 01:19:01,362 God, we've gotta have it. It's like the Sahara out here. 1403 01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:02,822 Come on. Let's go for a swim. 1404 01:19:19,172 --> 01:19:20,923 - Hi. - Hi. 1405 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,343 It's one hot day, isn't it? 1406 01:19:29,182 --> 01:19:30,892 Listen, I'm very sorry about last night. 1407 01:19:31,017 --> 01:19:32,393 Really, I'm very sorry. 1408 01:19:34,562 --> 01:19:35,897 Why did you get him drunk? 1409 01:19:36,022 --> 01:19:37,315 'I don't know.' 1410 01:19:41,903 --> 01:19:43,237 I asked you to stop. 1411 01:19:43,362 --> 01:19:44,946 - I begged you to stop... - Look, I can't explain it! 1412 01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:47,074 Huh! I really can't explain it. 1413 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,326 Please. 1414 01:20:02,882 --> 01:20:04,300 Do you know I love you? 1415 01:20:09,013 --> 01:20:12,099 S-s.. I guess, I know it. 1416 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,653 But I don't understand you! 1417 01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:28,032 When you're with me, you can be so gentle 1418 01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:30,159 but... when you're with them 1419 01:20:30,284 --> 01:20:31,744 you're completely different! 1420 01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:33,787 Listen, you know that was a pretty serious situation 1421 01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:35,539 last night, those guys weren't fooling around 1422 01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:36,873 they wanted to bash our skulls in, alright! 1423 01:20:36,874 --> 01:20:38,166 Why did you send Anibal to stop them? 1424 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,417 - I didn't send anybody! - Sandy did! 1425 01:20:39,418 --> 01:20:40,753 She sent that skinny... 1426 01:20:40,878 --> 01:20:41,962 He wasn't skinny, for God's sake! 1427 01:20:41,963 --> 01:20:43,673 He was skinny, and he was drunk! 1428 01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,260 Christ, I don't find this conversation 1429 01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:49,428 very pleasant! 1430 01:20:49,554 --> 01:20:50,930 All I want to know... 1431 01:20:53,683 --> 01:20:55,935 Is why you were such a coward last night. 1432 01:20:58,104 --> 01:20:59,230 You know... 1433 01:21:00,565 --> 01:21:02,108 We didn't mean any harm. 1434 01:21:04,819 --> 01:21:08,322 We just wanted to have a little fun, for chrissakes! 1435 01:21:08,447 --> 01:21:09,574 A little fun? 1436 01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:15,830 What about Anibal's feelings? What about mine? 1437 01:21:15,955 --> 01:21:19,417 'You three treat people as if they were made of plastic!' 1438 01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:22,628 - Rhoda. - What? 1439 01:21:22,753 --> 01:21:24,129 'Remember that day on the little island' 1440 01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:25,339 'after the swimming lesson?' 1441 01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:27,133 'When we were talking about things?' 1442 01:21:27,258 --> 01:21:28,551 Well, I felt happier that day 1443 01:21:28,676 --> 01:21:30,845 than I almost ever felt in my whole life. 1444 01:21:32,305 --> 01:21:33,306 - 'Did you?' - Yeah. 1445 01:21:33,431 --> 01:21:34,639 And I find you very attractive 1446 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,933 and very sexy and all that, too 1447 01:21:36,058 --> 01:21:37,935 'if you don't mind my saying so.' 1448 01:21:39,896 --> 01:21:40,897 I don't mind. 1449 01:21:44,692 --> 01:21:47,445 But honest to God, Rhoda 1450 01:21:47,570 --> 01:21:50,489 when you start to analyze everything... 1451 01:21:50,615 --> 01:21:53,284 You just give me a terrible pain in the ass. 1452 01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:55,870 I see. 1453 01:21:55,995 --> 01:21:57,747 Let's talk about somethin' else. 1454 01:21:57,872 --> 01:21:58,748 I shouldn't have come here today, I... 1455 01:21:58,873 --> 01:22:00,374 Then why the hell did ya? 1456 01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:03,753 - I don't know. - You don't know! 1457 01:22:08,132 --> 01:22:09,258 You wanna go in the water? 1458 01:22:11,719 --> 01:22:13,888 Come on, let's go in the water. 1459 01:22:14,013 --> 01:22:15,139 No! 1460 01:22:18,184 --> 01:22:22,647 Yeeeeeee-ha-ha-ha! 1461 01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:27,193 Hey, Peter! Sandy's got her pants off! 1462 01:22:27,318 --> 01:22:29,111 Hang on! 1463 01:22:29,236 --> 01:22:32,198 Peter, come on, I've got a surprise for you! 1464 01:22:32,323 --> 01:22:33,783 Wait till you see! 1465 01:22:33,908 --> 01:22:35,993 Hey look, I'm the best! 1466 01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:42,708 Hey, what's the difference between America and France? 1467 01:22:44,001 --> 01:22:45,085 I don't know. 1468 01:22:45,086 --> 01:22:45,962 What is the difference 1469 01:22:46,087 --> 01:22:47,546 between America and France? 1470 01:22:47,672 --> 01:22:49,632 In America, your goose is cooked 1471 01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:51,884 and in France, your cook is goosed! 1472 01:22:54,261 --> 01:22:55,388 Peter! 1473 01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:02,770 Oh, God, it's hot. 1474 01:23:04,522 --> 01:23:05,940 Change your mind, Rhoda? 1475 01:23:06,065 --> 01:23:07,148 No, thank you. 1476 01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:08,025 Oh, come on, Rhoda! 1477 01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:09,694 Take one and stop sulking. 1478 01:23:09,819 --> 01:23:11,612 I told you I don't like the taste of it. 1479 01:23:14,991 --> 01:23:16,617 Look, let's... 1480 01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:18,869 Let's get off the beach. 1481 01:23:18,995 --> 01:23:22,164 You know, g-go have our picnic someplace else. 1482 01:23:22,289 --> 01:23:23,416 Where? 1483 01:23:25,376 --> 01:23:27,461 What about the forest? 1484 01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:29,964 I mean, at least that would be out of the sun. 1485 01:23:30,089 --> 01:23:31,841 What do you say? 1486 01:23:31,966 --> 01:23:34,927 Yeah, be a lot cooler there. 1487 01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:37,304 Damn! One of these damn sand flies. 1488 01:23:37,430 --> 01:23:38,430 Okay, Peter? 1489 01:23:41,058 --> 01:23:43,019 - Rhoda? - No, I don't want to go. 1490 01:23:43,144 --> 01:23:47,314 - Oh, come on, Rhoda. - I don't mind it here. 1491 01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:49,942 'Why are you so damn stubborn? Now, will you come on?' 1492 01:23:50,067 --> 01:23:52,528 - No. - It's too hot to argue. 1493 01:23:57,783 --> 01:23:58,909 Coming, Peter? 1494 01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:02,371 Nah. 1495 01:24:02,496 --> 01:24:04,165 You're making a big mistake. 1496 01:24:07,585 --> 01:24:09,003 Damn hot! 1497 01:24:09,128 --> 01:24:10,629 You can go if you want to. 1498 01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:15,384 You'll be alright? 1499 01:24:16,719 --> 01:24:17,928 Of course! 1500 01:24:22,349 --> 01:24:25,770 See you later, then. Hey, wait up! 1501 01:24:36,113 --> 01:24:38,115 Well, God bless Rhoda. 1502 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,533 What? 1503 01:24:39,658 --> 01:24:41,619 For once, she did the right thing. 1504 01:24:41,744 --> 01:24:42,787 What do you mean? 1505 01:24:42,912 --> 01:24:44,914 - Guess what I got! - What? 1506 01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:46,165 Guess! 1507 01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:49,043 In here! 1508 01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:51,879 Oh! 1509 01:24:56,133 --> 01:24:57,259 What's the matter? 1510 01:24:58,427 --> 01:24:59,804 Nothing. 1511 01:24:59,929 --> 01:25:01,179 You don't look exactly thrilled 1512 01:25:01,180 --> 01:25:02,973 with my brilliance and foresight. 1513 01:25:03,099 --> 01:25:05,684 Oh, yeah, I'm thrilled. It's just... 1514 01:25:05,810 --> 01:25:07,645 It's just that it's so damn hot. 1515 01:25:10,481 --> 01:25:11,565 Come on. 1516 01:25:25,371 --> 01:25:26,872 Peter! 1517 01:25:26,997 --> 01:25:28,124 Peter! 1518 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,422 Peter, wait for me. 1519 01:25:35,548 --> 01:25:36,549 Oh, shit! 1520 01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:38,425 Well, well, it's Rhoda. 1521 01:25:38,551 --> 01:25:40,177 You forgot the sandwiches. 1522 01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:42,388 We didn't forget them. We didn't want them. 1523 01:25:42,513 --> 01:25:44,722 Of course, you want them. It's all we have to eat. 1524 01:25:44,723 --> 01:25:48,435 I've changed my mind. May I still come along? 1525 01:25:48,561 --> 01:25:49,812 Sure, come on. 1526 01:26:20,718 --> 01:26:22,511 'Take it.' 1527 01:26:22,636 --> 01:26:23,762 'Take it, Rhoda.' 1528 01:26:29,685 --> 01:26:30,978 Now, drink it, Rhoda. 1529 01:26:39,278 --> 01:26:40,571 That's good, isn't it? 1530 01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:43,824 It's bitter. 1531 01:26:45,784 --> 01:26:47,328 Got to take the bitter with the sweet. 1532 01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:55,502 Oh, God. 1533 01:27:00,174 --> 01:27:02,927 It's as hot here as it... it was at the beach. 1534 01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:06,388 It's worse. 1535 01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:10,226 All that blocks the breeze. 1536 01:27:13,938 --> 01:27:15,940 There is no breeze, you jackass. 1537 01:27:17,233 --> 01:27:19,193 Does anybody want a sandwich? 1538 01:27:19,318 --> 01:27:20,444 I'm hungry. 1539 01:27:23,948 --> 01:27:25,074 I'm starved. 1540 01:27:34,124 --> 01:27:36,085 Famished. 1541 01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:38,379 'Sure work up these terrible hunger pangs.' 1542 01:27:38,504 --> 01:27:40,756 I'll have a sandwich. What kind is there? 1543 01:27:40,881 --> 01:27:43,259 Roast beef or ham. 1544 01:27:43,384 --> 01:27:44,510 Roast beef. 1545 01:27:53,060 --> 01:27:54,561 Anybody else? 1546 01:27:54,687 --> 01:27:57,940 Those aren't very balsy looking sandwiches, Rhoda. 1547 01:27:58,065 --> 01:28:00,985 Don't mock 'em. She made them, herself. 1548 01:28:01,110 --> 01:28:04,196 'She's gonna make someone a nice little wife, someday.' 1549 01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:06,156 Do you know how to darn socks, Rhoda? 1550 01:28:09,410 --> 01:28:12,288 Guess she's not gonna make someone a nice little wife. 1551 01:28:12,413 --> 01:28:13,539 They aren't too bad. 1552 01:28:28,095 --> 01:28:30,764 - 'Say, excuse me to Rhoda.' - 'Why?' 1553 01:28:30,889 --> 01:28:33,058 She thinks you made a vulgar noise. 1554 01:28:34,977 --> 01:28:37,229 You think I made a vulgar noise, Rhoda? 1555 01:28:37,354 --> 01:28:39,356 She thinks it's uncivilized. 1556 01:28:41,692 --> 01:28:43,151 Do you know they have a very high level 1557 01:28:43,152 --> 01:28:44,820 of civilization in Cleveland, Ohio? 1558 01:28:44,945 --> 01:28:46,113 Did you know that? 1559 01:28:49,450 --> 01:28:51,118 They're so civilized that they swallow 1560 01:28:51,243 --> 01:28:53,829 their burps along with their beer. 1561 01:28:53,954 --> 01:28:55,331 'You're not drinking, Rhoda.' 1562 01:28:55,456 --> 01:28:58,083 I told you, I don't like the taste of it. 1563 01:28:58,208 --> 01:28:59,335 It's alright. 1564 01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:01,670 We'll share it. 1565 01:29:03,672 --> 01:29:04,965 Share and share alike, right? 1566 01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:06,216 Yeah. 1567 01:29:08,886 --> 01:29:10,721 Right, Peter? 1568 01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,139 'Right, Peter?' 1569 01:29:12,264 --> 01:29:13,807 Yes. 1570 01:29:13,932 --> 01:29:15,309 Give me that. 1571 01:29:31,575 --> 01:29:34,244 Major truth. 1572 01:29:34,370 --> 01:29:37,414 It is very hot in this goddamn forest. 1573 01:29:45,047 --> 01:29:46,256 Remember that day, Peter? 1574 01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:50,844 Remember the truth serum? 1575 01:29:52,805 --> 01:29:53,972 Mm-hmm. 1576 01:29:58,435 --> 01:29:59,561 Do you remember it? 1577 01:30:01,230 --> 01:30:03,148 Hey! 1578 01:30:03,273 --> 01:30:06,068 - Come on! - H-hey! You're wasting it! 1579 01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:19,581 Ooh! 1580 01:30:19,706 --> 01:30:21,875 Ooh, that's better! 1581 01:30:32,052 --> 01:30:33,595 Share and share alike. 1582 01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,058 Thank you, kind sir. 1583 01:31:01,290 --> 01:31:02,416 What's wrong, Rhoda? 1584 01:31:05,085 --> 01:31:06,085 Nothing. 1585 01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:08,839 You look like you're gonna choke. 1586 01:31:10,549 --> 01:31:11,925 She gonna swallow her braces. 1587 01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:14,386 Where you going? 1588 01:31:14,511 --> 01:31:15,846 Home. 1589 01:31:15,971 --> 01:31:17,097 Don't go. 1590 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,726 Uh, I want you to stay. 1591 01:31:23,103 --> 01:31:25,939 - Peter wants you to stay. - No. 1592 01:31:26,064 --> 01:31:27,566 Put your top on, Sandy. 1593 01:31:29,026 --> 01:31:30,861 'Why?' 1594 01:31:30,986 --> 01:31:32,279 They can see. 1595 01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:34,990 So what? 1596 01:31:35,115 --> 01:31:37,075 Why don't you take yours off, Rhoda? 1597 01:31:38,535 --> 01:31:39,912 That's a super idea. 1598 01:31:46,919 --> 01:31:47,920 Peter! 1599 01:31:48,045 --> 01:31:49,171 Do it, Rhoda. 1600 01:31:51,423 --> 01:31:52,466 Peter! 1601 01:31:52,591 --> 01:31:53,884 Do it, Rhoda. 1602 01:31:54,009 --> 01:31:55,219 Peter, please. 1603 01:31:59,598 --> 01:32:00,724 Do it! 1604 01:32:06,313 --> 01:32:08,065 Let me see what you've got to show! 1605 01:32:09,566 --> 01:32:10,776 Let me go! Stop! 1606 01:32:10,901 --> 01:32:12,986 Stop them, Peter! Stop them! Stop them! 1607 01:32:14,947 --> 01:32:17,407 Stop it! Stop them! Stop! 1608 01:32:19,117 --> 01:32:21,328 - Let me go! - 'Peter, stop her!' 1609 01:32:21,453 --> 01:32:22,663 - Peter, stop them. - Aah! 1610 01:32:22,788 --> 01:32:24,414 Stop them! Stop them! 1611 01:32:32,839 --> 01:32:35,217 Stop it! Stop it! 1612 01:32:35,342 --> 01:32:37,135 Aah! Aah! 1613 01:32:42,266 --> 01:32:43,725 'Let me go!' 1614 01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:45,936 Stop it! Stop it! Stop! 1615 01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:53,902 - Stop it! - 'Ow!' 111019