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Previously on I Kissed A Girl -

ten single girls met for the first time with a kiss...

Oh, my God! I really fancy her.

...before meeting matchmaker Dannii Minogue...

I love that woman!

...whose temperature test left the girls with

some food for thought.

You are lined up based on the chemistry in your match.

Ooh!

Some matches had a reality check.

We're too similar. Yeah.

We didn't have that much chemistry.

...while others ran away with themselves.

You're gorgeous.

What are you talking about?

Elisha, "who do you fancy" is the key question here?

And Ebony and Imogen went from old friends...

I've not spoke to you in years.

I think you're fit.

Like, I fancy you. Oh, wow.

...to new fancies.

Welcome to I Kissed A Girl.

♪ It's so confusing sometimes to be a girl...

After a flirtatious night,

the girls are waking up for the first time in the Masseria.

And it looks like Ebony and Imogen

aren't the only ones bed hopping

before the lights have gone up.

My eyelids honestly just open,

and I turn around, I'm like,

"Oh, OK, where's Renee"?

She's, like, with Elisha, spooning,

and I'm like, "Oh, OK. That's interesting."

♪ Yeah, I don't know if you like me

♪ Sometimes I think you might hate me

♪ Sometimes I think I might hate you...

I think that situation was definitely eye-opening for me.

I'm not one to dabble in the nonsense and the whatlessness,

and the tomfoolery.

Morning. Morning.

But those aren't the only antics going on this morning.

Every time I was getting to a good part of my dream,

I'd wake up to you both like, "Hee, hee, hee"!

LAUGHTER

When did this happen?

When did you move house?

I just made a little evacuation.

Yeah, we just wanted a cuddle.

I kind of snuck in Imogen's bed last night, like...

My match and Imogen's match kind of both know it's, like,

kind of platonic.

But we genuinely thought we were being quiet, like, genuinely.

Clearly not.

Can't with you two chatting in my ear all night.

I apologise.

I wasn't surprised to see them - I literally heard them, to be fair,

cos we was literally like all sharing a bed,

and it was a conversation that I should've had with Imogen first.

Just the way it's been gone about it is pretty mad.

If that's a connection, they need to explore, then, like,

I'm all here for that.

Like, I'm happy for them, honestly.

INDISTINCT CHATTER Can I have one hug?

Why? I want to hug from you.

No. Hug your friend.

It's fine. At the moment, I'm not feeling that.

So, Lindsey, she saw me in Elisha's bed or whatever.

To me, it wouldn't have been anything, cos it was just,

like, very innocent. Like, it wasn't nothing crazy.

Me and Lindsey was getting really close yesterday.

So, it's like, it's a big switch for me.

You're not even, like, seeing my perspective at all,

you're just being like, "This is how I see it, that's it".

No, that's not... I've told you.

Where did this cuddle come from?

I did have a dream. I can't confirm it's true.

There was no sex dreams, no flirty dreams.

It was me, Renee, and Snoop Dogg,

having a conversation in the Mazzie.

Bit bizarre.

We just had a two-second conversation.

Have you even spoken outside of the bed? No, because we...

So, it's not making sense. I'm sorry. It's true. Oh, my God!

I'm sorry, but it's true. But it wasn't in any malicious way.

Apparently, they're best friends.

They've always been talking, and that's absolutely fine,

because, of course, they're going to spoon, because they're best friends.

Do you know what I mean? I'm not fan of those dramatics.

If that's the vibe that she's on, I'm just not on it.

You took the piss. You took the piss a lot, actually.

I didn't really like it. I took the piss? You took the piss.

Who wants breakfast? Yeah, I need breakfast.

Let's go!

I'm no love mathematician,

but I think that leaves only Faye

and Elise as the one slightly stable match in the Mazzie.

See you out there. See you out there.

♪ Some girls always get what they want, want

♪ All I seem to get is the other, other

♪ Dreams are number one, last forever, ever... ♪

But in true queer girl fashion,

it sounds like new matches are already forming.

What are you doing with Imogen?

She's... saying that, like, she doesn't want me to,

like, flirt with anyone else.

Is that what she said? Yeah.

How do you feel about that?

I told her, I'm going to flirt with other people.

Yeah, that's intense for day one.

Yeah.

I might be a little bit of a flirtatious person.

I cannot help myself.

I don't want to be wifed off too early, definitely not,

because, like they say, everyone's an option.

Like, it's hard to tell when she's joking,

and when she's just being so intense. Yeah.

It scares us. SHE LAUGHS

So, I want to know the goss with you and Ebony. Just a cuddle.

We just had a cuddle. You didn't just have a cuddle?

Yes, we did just have a cuddle. You didn't haven't a kiss?

Oh, yeah, we had a kiss, but that's like part of the cuddle.

"Oh, yeah, completely forgot about that."

Like, we've both mutually said that we fancy each other.

And I'm not, like, closed off,

but I do feel like there's a connection between us that,

like, I don't think that, like, I just have with everybody.

♪ Can I have your heart in a plastic box? ♪

May it protect me,

may it guide me,

and may it look after me in this turbulent time.

♪ Can I have your heart in a plastic box? ♪

Go on, lay down. Yeah, lay down. Let me do that.

Speaking of turbulence, Faye's hoping for a smoother ride today

after Elise's rogue flirting with Elisha last night.

Elise, she fancies Elisha, as well,

but she's been kissing me all night.

It's making me feel like, I don't know if she's actually

telling me the truth.

I only have eyes for her in here right now.

So, she needs to just be honest,

to be honest.

How are you feeling?

Yeah, in terms of, like, obviously, romance,

I think I just... Go on.

What are you actually trying to say?

Just say it.

I'm not trying to say anything. Oh.

Like, I'm not, like, saying, like, I don't like you,

cos it's very obvious that I do.

I think what it is, I need to talk to other people.

I'm not doing that.

Obviously, I'm matched with Faye.

We have had little smooches here and there.

I adore the girl,

but I'm finding it so hard at the minute to sort of separate

platonic relationship side of things, cos we're girls,

it's like, do I love you, or do I just want to be your mate?

What are you thinking about us?

I'm having a good time, and I fancy you. Yeah.

That's how I feel.

So, yeah.

ELISE LAUGHS

So, you're going to speak to Elisha? Yes.

Go on, then. What are you going to do?

I'm not going anywhere.

Be quick.

♪ So if you really love me, then say you love me... ♪

Faye's given Elise the green light to play with fire.

But in the bedroom, things are a bit more frosty -

and I'm not talking about the air-con.

It's cold in here, babe. OK.

So, how are you feeling?

I'm just like...

...like, can't we just get past it?

OK. Yeah.

I think my issue is that just, like, waking up in the morning

and being like, "Oh, OK", that was weird.

And the way that, like, you behaved, like, when...

...you didn't think I was watching, kind of thing.

I just didn't want to wake you up.

Well, I personally felt disrespected

in the way in which, like,

you went about that. Fairs. I think that was very bizarre.

The lack of communication and the, like, I dunno if you're doing it...

I couldn't communicate with you in that moment.

That's how I personally felt.

And if you can respect that, then I will respect you more

if you can actually take in what I'm saying... OK, and I've...

...instead of everything I say, you're just like,

"No. It's not like that." OK.

I'm like, but it is from my perspective. OK.

I couldn't talk to you. OK.

I think I wasn't...

OK, I think...

Honestly, you're forgiven.

I just think, like, moving forward, I do want a little bit of, like...

Space. ..breathing space.

It's a misunderstanding.

Like, maybe you don't understand me very well as a person.

I think we both don't understand each other. And that's the issue.

Let's just see how things go and everything.

Yeah, we'll just chill vibes. But for now, yeah, just, like...

Chill vibes. ..yeah.

I'm a bit taken aback.

I've always kind of felt like a misunderstood person.

It's difficult because she's, like, the main person

in the Masseria that is my type.

So, if she wants space, she can have that,

do you know what I'm trying to say?

Good chats. Good chats.

With Renee, I still have a level of respect for her

as, like, the person who I started the journey with,

but, like, we're very different people, which is OK.

So, I think I'm going to park it,

cos I just don't think it's going to be romantic on my part.

So, like, she's obviously entitled to mingle

cos, at the moment, I'm thinking, I'm going to do some mingling.

Mm. I'm not quite sure Renee and Lindsey have the same understanding

of the word "space".

But hoping for a bit of elbow room with Elisha is Elise.

When I'm seeing Elisha, I'm like,

"Holy shit, she's bloody gorgeous"!

Yeah.

I'm feeling a bit overstimulated. Are you?

I don't know if she fancies me.

I just need to talk to her.

I just need to know what she's thinking.

What are you feeling with Faye?

Erm...

...thinking platonic.

Fuck right off.

You're in love with each other.

Why's everyone saying this?

Cos you've been snogging all night in bed.

I think you're getting me confused with Imogen and Ebony. I'm Elise.

You haven't said that to her.

No, I have. We spoke...

I'm sorry. Are you in all my conversations?

And we went to the lounge. We've spoke about this.

We spoke about me wanting to speak to you.

You do seem really smitten.

That's how it looks.

I'm just a really, like, cud...

like, physical touch.

Yeah.

Faye and Elise, you know, they do fancy each other.

I think I feel a bit awkward at the minute, because I don't know

if the communication between them is, you know, that good.

I don't know.

Like, I do fancy her, but I think it's a bit of a dangerous game

going on at the minute with the messy mascs.

Like, how are you feeling with her talking to Elisha?

I don't like that chat.

It felt like a trial shift, and then, it's like,

"In a bit, I'll just come back

"and tell you who's got the job."

That doesn't sit well with me.

I'm confused. I don't know what to do.

Like, what... Am I meant to be doing that?

Cos there's no-one else that I really fancy.

I think she's honestly keeping me here.

So, I just don't really know.

I don't know.

Messy mascs.

♪ Love is never enough, going up in smoke... ♪

What are you feeling like? I dunno.

I don't know how to deal with it.

She actually said she wanted space.

Lindsey just needs to understand she is my favourite. That's it.

I feel that, if a taller Black lesbian came in,

she would leave me like that.

So, it's really not fucking fair that you're acting like this.

Yeah, about it.

If you liked me, you would just like me, let's be real.

So it's lit. Yeah.

It's lit, man. Sistaaaaa!

Obviously, it feels like shit.

I'm a girl, it's going to feel like shit.

It's difficult.

Oh, Renee.

You can never be too certain how closed someone's door is in here.

Take it from Nikita - her foot's in every one.

I think it's so important to, like, get to know everyone.

I definitely want to broaden my horizons with my type.

The plan today is to just talk to

as many of the girls as I can.

Everyone seems the vibe, I swear. Yeah? Nice.

I like a mix of masc and femme.

Like, I'd say you've got that mix.

Yeah. Yeah.

I was going to ask you that just now, what's your love language?

I love doing things for people.

I want to shine.

You're looking ten out of ten!

I'm a bit of a touch-me-not. Are you?

I'm a touch-me-always.

THEY LAUGH

There are so many vibe sorts,

everyone's flirting with everyone.

It's crazy out there.

Look at you, you've got a list of people you want to speak to!

I've got a fully-booked schedule, guys. Have you?

Yeah, you're on my list. Oh, yeah?

She's booked and busy. Yeah! LAUGHTER

This Masseria is like a big queer candy shop today.

But could our Dannii be adding another sweet treat to the mix?

♪ The boys wanna be her, the girls wanna be her

♪ The boys wanna be her, the girls wanna be her... ♪

Oh, my God. Hello!

Nice to meet you.

Ciao. Come stai?

Wow!

I was like, jaw on the floor.

SPEAKS IN ITALIAN My name is Flavia.

I'm the housekeeper of this beautiful Masseria.

Whoa!

What house are you keeping, mine?

Oh, my God. She's stunning.

I was like, mopping up my drool off the floor, really.

How could you not?

So, girls, I've got a few rules of the house.

They're short and simple.

Keep it cute, keep it tidy,

keep it clean...

...and keep it nasty. Yes!

Girls, listen up.

Dannii would like to see you in the front of the Masseria. Right now.

Wow! Guys! OK? Bye, girls!

Ciao, ciao! See you. Bye!

Don't be a stranger.

Oh, my God, Lindsey's getting her flirt on. Love it!

My goodness.

Flavia is a bit of everyone, I think. She's just sexy.

She has sex appeal.

Hope we see her again.

I need a housekeeper.

Spoiler alert, but I think there's a good reason for those boxes

out the front of the Mazzie -

and I'm guessing it's not Miss Minogue's extra wardrobe delivery.

Here she comes.

We Could Be The One by Dannii Minogue

ALL CHEER

Hey, girlies!

Dannii Minogue, a vision in blue. Insane.

She's perfect.

She's, like, glowing.

Ciao, divas!

How's the big gay holiday?

Oh, yeah!

Girlies, in this Masseria,

things can move... quickly.

As you can see, we've had a special delivery overnight.

Ooh! What's in that box?

Who's ready for You Do U-Haul?

Definitely. U-Haul lesbian,

this game was definitely made for me.

My last relationship, moved in after three months.

So, yeah, U-Haul sign poster girl right here.

When I say "U-Haul", you need to find a box with a name on it

and deliver it over here pronto.

Because...

...new girls are moving in.

I have a good intuition.

Like, I was like, "Girls are coming."

Girls might not be in the boxes,

but girls are on their way.

Women's intuition is always right!

Are you ready? OK.

Yeah!

You Do U-Haul!

CHEERING

Them girls were running.

Them were Usain Bolting across to them boxes,

and all like that.

Can you find your name?

By all means necessary, I'm getting one of these boxes.

I deserve it!

I've had a rough couple of days.

I've been pied.

Two names, all we need is one more.

Lindsey, did you get a name? We've got two names!

OK.

Ashlea, Lindsey, and Tyra, you have found the boxes of

our U-Haulers, Blessing, Kayleigh, and Almayra.

Inside the boxes are items from the girls

to give you a hint

as to what they might be like.

Oh, OK.

Ashlea, you're first.

We're going to unpack Blessing's box.

Ooh!

What else is in there?

Oh, there's more? Come on.

Whoa!

Irish and a baller, really.

I was definitely getting masc vibes.

Lindsey, you're next.

Let's unpack Kayleigh's box.

OK, item one, what do we have?

ALL EXCLAIM Oh!

It's an amp. An amp. Ohh!

Ready to plug in? Yes! Let's have a look at the next item.

What is it? What is it? What is it?

Oh, is it...? CHEERING

Baddie! It feels correct. It feels correct.

Her box was intriguing.

The baddie T-shirt, this girl knows that she's a bad bitch,

and she's not afraid to claim it.

And finally, Tyra!

Almayra, what have we got first?

ALL EXCLAIM

I love aquariuses.

You know, they're not the best at expressing their feelings.

So, maybe they're not the best,

but I always feel drawn to them.

OK, final item.

Ohh! A poet!

Do you love poetry?

Do you know, I could get to love it, for sure. Oh!

Should we move our U-Haulers in?

Yes!

Oh, girls!

I'm ready. Let's get it!

I'm Almayra, I'm 22, and I'm from Eastbourne.

My name's Kayleigh, I'm 21.

I'm a sound engineer from Coventry.

What's the craic, girls? I'm Blessing, I'm 23,

and I'm a professional football player from Ireland.

I would identify as a stud.

As a masculine-presenting woman, I get a lot of attention.

But when I'm getting attention from someone I like, on the outside,

I'm cool, calm, collected.

On the inside, I'm just a giddy little girl, not going to lie.

Why am I still single? Hmm.

I'm pretty perfect, so I don't actually know.

SHE LAUGHS

I think I come across quite confident.

So, if someone gives me a run for my money,

that's quite sexy.

I'm super excited to get in there.

I'm a proper baddie.

I'm a bit of a party girl,

and I just need to meet someone who matches my energy levels.

I know I'm late to the party,

but I'm pretty sure, when I see what I want,

it'll be pretty obvious.

Whoa!

Hi, girls, welcome!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I am very much looking forward to getting my teeth

into these new girlies.

Like, mm, I have been starved.

Hi, hello. Hi.

Welcome to the Masseria,

Blessing, Kayleigh, and Almayra.

Kayleigh is my usual type on paper.

Black hair, light eyes, tattoos.

Yeah, this is about to get sticky.

Do you usually move this fast?

Are you U-Haulers?

Not any more, let's say.

LAUGHTER

Not me, nah-ah!

Upon seeing Almayra, I did think,

"You can write me a fucking poem if you want."

OK, girls, well, it's time

to get back to the Mazzie.

Off you go! Bye!

And just when you thought the Masseria was messy enough...

Three more girls!

I hope they've packed spare towels,

cos I feel like the tea is about to spill.

House Tour by Sabrina Carpenter

♪ I could take you to the first, second, third floor... ♪

Just going to be so, like, direct.

Can yous do me a top three?

Oh, my God! Yes! Oh!

It intrigues me.

I'm, like, sitting back with me popcorn.

Ever since that Kayleigh came in,

I've started to notice that Ebony is a bit more distant to Imogen.

You know when you can kind of tell someone's trying to bang out

their best jokes in order to impress someone?

That's what it was giving. I'm like, "Oh, my goodness!

"Like, she's on form today, Miss Ebony."

OK! No particular order?

Erm, Tyra, Nikita...

Huh. ..Lindsey.

Lindsey said that she wanted to create space and distance,

but she obviously wants the new girls.

And Blessing, that's definitely Lindsey's type.

Lindsey, she's striking.

She's absolutely gorgeous, and she was definitely what I was

hoping I'd see in the Masseria.

So definitely pleased.

Right, go ahead. Top three.

I don't know if I want to say it!

She's opting out. No comment, yeah?

Yeah, I don't want to... I don't wanna say nothing.

I'm going to keep that to myself, actually.

Yeah, I'm not really picky.

I like mascs, I like femmes.

But it's new territory.

Fresh faces, you know, new vibes to explore,

so I'm excited.

Name, age? What's your type?

I don't really have a type, looks-wise.

Like, I don't know why you should close yourself off, like,

before getting to know someone so...

I'd love to be a little bit more mysterious and nonchalant,

but it's just not in my nature.

Bring it on. Can't wait to flirt.

Can't wait to look sexy.

I'm excited.

Well, that was a pretty mysterious answer to the girls' questions,

if you ask me, Kayleigh.

She's not giving anything away.

Unlock It by Charli xcx

You OK? Yeah.

Kayleigh's definitely a bit of me. Yeah. Oh, really? And a bit of you,

so we've got some fucking competition at the moment. Ooh!

Oh, do you fancy her?

Yeah. Like, she is my exact type.

Really? But all my exes look like that.

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, tattoos, dark features. Same.

Yeah, it's cool, just a cool vibe, innit? She seems like...

That is the truth, though.

That's fine. That's the truth.

Oh, my God, Kayleigh's Ebony's type.

I'm definitely wary that

Ebony would fancy Kayleigh,

so I do want to keep my eye out.

So, moving forward, what's the sitch?

Erm, now the new girls are in...

...fine. Green light.

Do you fancy her, though? Do you feel like it's platonic?

Do you feel... Faye? Yeah?

No, I don't - that's the problem.

I don't fancy her.

I feel glad this feels cleared.

Yes.

I think someone's hijacked my brain because I came here saying,

"Bring me a princess, and I'm femme-for-femme,"

and I think I've fallen for a prince.

I do a proper-proper fancy you.

Really? Mm, a bit.

Same.

Now I know that Elisha likes me,

to be honest, in the rankings

of priorities, if there was two things,

kiss Elisha, have a black-and-white conversation with Faye about

the fact that we're best friends...

No.

It's that order.

One, two.

Night & Day by Sarah Nimmo

Where are you from?

Am I guessing originally?

Yeah. Yeah. Cote D'Ivoire.

You've already guessed what I am.

I mean, yeah, Naija.

I'm a big Naija babe. As soon as I heard "Blessing from Ireland"...

Yeah? ..I said, "She's Naija, a Naija babe."

The same two tribes.

We're supposed to be...

It's just a stereotype, that we're, like, witches.

We do the little...

I'm witchy. OK, that's good.

Like, I know, yeah, yeah. It's not going to scare you off, then.

No! No, no, no, I'm a witch.

OK, yeah, cos I'm a witch! I'm a witch!

Don't worry - I didn't do a love spell.

Not yet? Not just yet.

OK. I'll have to get a lock of your hair.

Understood!

Understood. Yeah.

I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.

Definitely interested in getting to know Blessing.

I usually go for, like, taller than me,

but she's just sexy.

I don't do love spells.

Just hexes. I'm joking!

Run Away by Subwave & Bop

Now, I'm no Sapphic sorceress,

but I think Faye might be in need of a truth spell.

Me and Elise, we spoke by the bar,

and she said she said to you that it was completely platonic.

SHE SIGHS

That's not true!

Elise could have told me that it was completely platonic,

rather than finding out from Elisha.

Oh!

She's told you that she said to me we're just completely friends?

She just said, like, it is platonic.

That would've been nice to know.

Basic human communication would have been nice

cos, at the end of the day, you have just been kissing me all night.

How do you go from that to, "It's completely platonic"?

And she's still touchy-feely.

This morning, she was just saying, she was like,

"It's obviously I like you." To me.

OK. She's just told me what she thinks I want to here.

Really? Yeah.

She's a people pleaser. Mm.

She left the door open for me to believe she was still sort of open.

Do you really fancy her?

Yeah.

Have you kissed?

No. Interesting.

It's just...

...I'm in my head a bit.

Don't blame you. Take your time.

I value your feelings,

and no-one deserves to be, like, you know,

"What if, what if..."

In my gut I knew what I was feeling was,

"Is she just going to drop me like that?"

And she has.

It's just giving me the ick.

I'm definitely just taking a step back now.

EGO by Agnes

When it comes to connections in this Masseria,

I think girl code has officially gone out the window.

No-one else seems to be arsed about other people's feelings

when it comes to what they want.

So now Almayra's here...

I do fancy her a lot.

Maybe I need to just see what that brings

and not feel guilty about it.

So, you're big on family?

Yeah, big on family. I'm massive on family. Yeah?

How many siblings do you have? That's, like, a core thing for me.

Hello! Hello. I haven't yet spoken to you, my love.

No, we haven't talked.

What you drinking, red wine?

I do love a red. Yeah, red? I'm a red girlie.

I don't... SHE SIGHS

Tell me, tell me about yourself. Aquarius?

Wow. Have you... Do you have experiences of Aquariuses?

LINDSEY LAUGHS

You can see that I'm trying to have a conversation with Almayra.

Just give me a minute.

I guess that's ended! SHE LAUGHS

Oh, that's that ended! Are you all right? Are you well?

I'm chilling.

I'm gonna come sit next to you cos I feel like I've barely

spoke to you. Yeah, of course.

I spilt my wine.

I just spilt half my wine!

I'm so clumsy...

There's been some cock blocks, like...

So many cock blocks.

It's fucking weird, this!

I can't believe I've been evicted out of both of these conversations!

Yeah, you're...

Yeah, but I travelled all across...

I'm just in the corner with my beer!

Oh, no! Oh, my God...

No, you two...

You two... No, you two go. I'll, erm...

I'll go speak to... the brick wall. THEY LAUGH

I love that outfit, by the way.

I'd pick any brick wall other than the terrace right now.

It's giving third wheel.

No, yeah, I had a convo with Faye.

Oh, God!

Why are you acting like that? What's up?

Cos obviously when we spoke,

like, by the pool,

you were like, "Yeah, like, it was, you know, platonic with Faye."

Hmm. She was like, "What?"

Like, I think she deserves to know,

like, exactly where... Yeah. ...your head's at.

Do you know what I mean? 100%.

I'll go and chat to her.

I'm just saying it from my heart as in, like, cos she's, like...

Yeah. OK.

So we're on the same page, which is nice.

But that's whatever you're feeling.

If you feel like you still want to get to know her, that's fine.

I don't want to kiss her.

I'd like to kiss you.

Adore You by Jessie Ware

Can I have a kiss?

♪ I-I-I think I'm falling for you

♪ For you For you

♪ And I know that I adore you... ♪

RIP to my lipstick.

Ahhh! Oh, my God,

she literally fancies me.

It's just ridiculous!

So we can't get in bed together yet, can we?

No, but I think you need to speak to...

I'm going to speak to her.

OK.

You know what it is? I do think Ebony's feeling Kayleigh.

Do you reckon? A little bit. Ah, interesting.

She was passing out all her best one and two-liners.

Do you know what I mean? What, here? She was on form!

Here? Yeah. Really?

I don't know. Every time she was giving a joke, I think

she was giving eye contact to Kayleigh.

I've hardly seen her tonight,

and then, like, all of a sudden, I'm hearing this from people.

Like, it is just a bit of a kick in the teeth.

I love a gossip, but not when it's about me. I hate that.

Lindsey, she was just like, "Oh, yeah, you were, like,

"pulling out all the best lines."

Who was?

She said that you were pulling out all your best lines for Kayleigh

and that she thinks that, like, there was a lot of

eye contact going on. That's what she said.

I pull out all me best lines out for everyone.

Mm. Is that not what...

It depends what the liners were.

It is an itch I want to scratch.

But I need to tread very carefully.

I'm going to come and pull you first before anyone

because it's respectful.

I was in your bed first night.

Obviously, we've had a kiss.

I feel like it would be disrespectful not to tell you

that I'm going to go and do that. Mm-hm.

I'm not about disrespect,

and I don't want to make Imogen feel like a mug.

Obviously, I do want to have a chat with Kayleigh, and obviously

I wanted to chat with you first to tell you.

Like, I don't want you to think I'm a dick.

OK. I do respect you. That's fine.

OK? Yeah.

Do your thing, babe.

Don't be in a huff over this, though. I'm not.

Don't be moody.

I'm not!

Yeah, you are. I'm not. Yeah, you are.

I'm not.

No. Go and fucking play footsie with her.

Are you for real?

Yeah. Seriously?

Yeah, serious. Dead-arse.

Kissing Someone Else by Caroline Kingsbury

♪ You're moving on

♪ I can feel your heart beat

♪ While you're kissing someone else... ♪

Ebony's not getting in my bed tonight.

Absolutely not.

She can't have her cake and eat it.

Pass.

She can go and get in Kayleigh's bed.

♪ I can feel your heartbeat while you're kissing someone else

♪ You're kissing someone else

♪ I can feel your heartbeat while you're kissing someone else. ♪

Morning.

Morning. Morning.

It's a brand-new day in the Masseria full with 13 queer girlies.

So, how was everyone's night?

I got banished from me own bed.

LAUGHTER Winning.

And after last night, it feels like there's a lot to keep track of.

I've got a question. Yeah?

Who is actually still in the original matches, like, going...

Oh, yeah, that's a great question.

None of us. No-one.

We were the only hope.

Love's not real. Wait.

Where are you going now, Elise? Oh, yeah.

Is she all right?

Aw.

Hello. Morning.

Faye and Elise are completely, I think, they're done.

That did happen very quickly.

I hope they had a conversation about it.

I wasn't there but I hope they did.

Elise hasn't told me that it's gone well with Elisha.

It's just glaringly obvious.

So I'm thinking, like, I can see it.

I'm not stupid.

Just let me know.

♪ In the PM, all the pretty girls

♪ They have a couple drinks, all the pretty girls

♪ So now they wanna kiss all the pretty girls

♪ They got to have a taste of a pretty girl... ♪

And Faye's not the only one with clear vision this morning.

I definitely feel like today,

it's going to be the U-Haul challenge all over again.

I feel like we're all going to be, like, elbowing each other

out of the way to get to speak to these three new girls.

You better get a wiggle on, Tyra, cos Kayleigh's in popular demand.

What you saying? I made you a tea.

No, you didn't!

What you rating the colour? Oh, my God.

The colour's perfect.

No, thank you so much. No worries.

Oh, my God. You're making me feel so, like, welcome here.

No, feel welcome. Kick your feet up.

Nothing like a complimentary drink to kick-start a holiday, is there?

I'll have a prosecco if there's one going.

So what's the craic?

What do you think about Ashlea? She brought you tea, right?

I know. Big move.

You need to get in the kitchen, make a tea for someone, then, hon.

Don't even know where the kitchen is, love?

Oh... I don't know where we're going!

OVERLAPPING SPEECH Yeah.

Lindsey, I do want to get to know her better.

I'm anxiously waiting to talk to her.

Actually, I'm not anxious, I'm just excited.

It could be interesting to see how fast or slowly things develop.

I feel excited waking up to all the girlies.

I want to see what Nikita's saying, and there's an intrigue with Faye.

I just, I want to see what Faye is about,

but I always get pulled away when I'm talking to her,

so I want to see, I guess, who I'm leaning more towards.

All right? All right, love? How are we?

There's definitely still some tension from last night with me

and Faye. I really want to have a conversation, cos I do

think that, in my head, I thought I was clearer with the platonic thing.

Well, basically, I wanted to apologise.

I feel like, when we spoke,

I wasn't actually saying what I thought I was saying.

There was not really a brain-mouth connection.

And I don't want you think that I'm then going to Elisha.

But you went to her first and said,

"Me and Faye are completely platonic."

You should have come to me before and said... But, genuinely...

..."let's dead this off"

so I didn't have to hear it from her.

But in the space of yesterday, you spoke to Elisha twice.

You haven't spoke to me once.

Moving forward... That's why I'm apologising.

Listen. Sorry. Moving... Yeah, I know you're apologising.

But in people pleasing,

you're going to hurt people because people find it

out for themselves, and then that hurts more.

You can never do wrong if you're just honest with everyone.

Really? Yeah, honestly.

You're going to hurt more people in trying to people-please people.

That's a fact.

I've been on the other end of that. I appreciate that.

Honestly. Yeah. You have to just tell people.

Thank you.

That's taught me to just be sure

and, if my gut's off, just listen to my gut.

And if someone says they fancy me but they're going to get to know

someone else, maybe don't lie in bed with them and kiss them, Faye.

♪ I've got the worst taste in girls

♪ I feel it coming when they smile I know it's only just a while

♪ Till they're scared, then they're not there... ♪

And that's not the only mess from last night that needs mopping up.

Where's Flavia when you need her?

How are you feeling, babe?

I'm feeling OK, I think.

"I think."

Me and Imogen, there was a little bit of drama last night.

Not going to lie.

Obviously, Kayleigh walked in

yesterday, and I was like, "Oh, shit."

I mean, I have a little bit of anxiety, just about, like,

that whole thing,

and you want to speak to Kayleigh.

Which you're well within your right to do so.

I just think, for me, personally, it's like, like, an ego thing,

like a rejection thing.

cos, like, if you're choosing between like me and another girl,

like, I'd rather you just pick them.

Really? Yeah.

Right. So if me and Kayleigh get on more than...

...platonically and continue to get to know her... Yeah.

...then we're not speaking? No.

At all? No.

No flirting? None of that? No.

Right.

At the moment, it is just Ebony that I'm interested in.

But also, like, if she is getting to know Kayleigh,

then I'm 100% taking a step back from the whole situation.

And, like, if she wants to speak to me,

then she can come to me - like, I'm not making any effort.

Fuck that.

This can't keep becoming a thing, Imogen.

Seriously.

It's doing me head in.

I think while Kayleigh's still in the Masseria

and the sky is still blue, this might still be a thing, Ebony.

Kayleigh's got everyone in a spin today.

No, listen, I just want to have a chat with her.

Kayleigh? Just cos I've not really, you know?

I mean, yeah.

I mean, she seems like an interesting person.

Kayleigh, she's 100% my type,

but I know for sure that Ashlea likes Kayleigh.

Go. I'm going to. If they are separate...

SEVERAL EXCLAIM

No, be respectful about it. Yeah!

Be respectful about it.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Being in the Masseria with a lot of queer girlies has definitely

come with its challenges.

I don't know if I've almost been struggling to, like, find my voice.

As long as you get to talk to her

and you do want to suss her out, then suss her out.

And if you can make a good brew in here, then all the better.

I literally loved so much this morning when you brought me a tea.

Of course. Like, I never, I did not expect that you're going to do that.

And I was just like... No, I'm a love-bombing queen, like literally.

I'll be real! And she's upfront about it!

Oh, my God. I love that.

Ashlea is just an angel.

But contrary to my entrance, I'm not actually that much of a U-Hauler.

I think that also comes, though, from not having a specific type.

Have you been with men? Yeah. OK.

Are you bi...? I'm pan. Oh, you're pansexual? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh!

When I meet, like, a group of people, I'm scanning,

like, what they're contributing to a group and their energy and, like...

Oh, I can rate that. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, that's such a good response.

Rather than like, this girl has this hair.

And this girl looks like this. And this... Do you know what I mean?

I feel like you're so emotionally intelligent for, like, being 21.

When someone's contributing on, like, attributes, I'm like,

"Oh, thank you!"

Say it again, please! I try.

There's literally no-one else in here you got your eye on? No.

Obviously not to be, like, obviously look too keen or anything like that.

Eager beaver!

I'm intrigued about you.

Oh, nice. No, I am, yeah.

I'm interested. Feeling's mutual, definitely. Yeah.

With Ashlea, I really love her energy,

and I do feel quite drawn to her,

but I've been trying not to close my options or make any promises.

INDISTINCT

OK. What's the agenda?

Really? You're going to be sick of me by the end of the day.

Uh-uh. No. I'm not going to be sick of you by the time I'm 80.

What's your POA?

I think I'm going to, like...

See, I woke up thinking, "I'll let her come to me." Right.

I don't think this is the place to do that, to be honest.

Almayra's the only person I fancy in here now.

But she's in popular demand, everyone getting all

up in my business every time I was trying to speak to her.

But, like, I'm just going to do it,

and, yeah, fuck it.

See... Yeah, let's go. Let's just do it. Meow.

I think you should do an open line, like,

"Do you want to watch us do the splits?"

And just split on top of her.

You know me so well. Split on top of her.

Well, Faye might want to bend over backwards for Almayra,

but Nikita's already running rings around her in the lounge.

I can't read you. I don't know what your thoughts are.

Oh, does that...? What does that...?

I don't know. Like, as who you vibe in here with.

OK, OK.

Who I'm interested in, is you. Mm-hm.

Oh, also, Faye. Yes. Faye, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, I'm like, OK, like...

Girl, you've got many options.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who are you feeling, then?

Obviously, you. Yeah. Um...

Straight up.

Me and Almayra definitely have a connection,

but I don't know, like, how she's feeling.

It is so hard to tell at this stage.

♪ You are an obsession

♪ You're my obsession Who do you want... ♪

Shall we do a lip combo? Give me a lip...

I've never had a lip combo done in my life. OK.

When I feel an energy, of just like, OK, this person is kind of giving.

Like, I can't...

I can't, like, ignore that.

I was interested in... What's this now?

Don't be scared. I'm very.

I'm a talented individual.

No, I trust YOU. Yeah.

OK.

I also see that you're very like...

I don't know what my lips look like right now.

...look like a full-on girlie girl.

No, they're everything. They're everything.

Am I eating, though? You're going to eat it. Yeah.

OK. It's cute.

Thanks very much. Yeah, very cute. Very cute. Cute?

Yes, you are cute. You have gorgeous eyes.

Yeah. Yeah.

You too, though. Thank you.

♪ And maybe I love you

♪ And maybe I love you

♪ And, no, there's no forever

♪ We'll make it right again... ♪

You know what's crazy?

I've never had a fear of rejection, but now I do. Yeah.

Imagine, like, snogging someone and being all lovey-lovey,

and the next day, they're like, fuck... Literally, fuck you.

As a masculine woman,

I feel like sometimes it's very difficult to be heard and be seen.

And people always think that you have to be

yes, yes, yes to the femmes.

But I was actually vulnerable with Lindsey,

and she just palmed me off,

which actually hurt the most.

We're all here to be open with connections,

but you can't always run from your accountability.

While Lindsey's unaware of Renee's feelings,

in the very private secret garden,

Faye's finally making hers known with Almayra.

That must be so nice.

That must be...

So many people are showing an interest in you.

You just have to sit there.

Sit there and look pretty. Yeah. You're funny.

You think I'm funny? I think you're funny.

I feel like I just laugh at you. With you. With you!

I'll go fuck myself.

It's just a sticking point, cos it's never, like, you're hot,

"You're so hot, you're fit, you're sexy."

It's like, "You're funny."

I'm fit.

Why doesn't anyone think I'm fit?

I take you seriously. I want you to know that.

Do you? I do.

You're just really funny.

And I promise you that's a good thing.

But I need to be...

Oh, I really liked what you just said.

Really? Good. I meant it.

People do you just sort of see that and think that's just all I am

when I'm just like... Does it? Yeah. Yeah.

And they don't... They don't get deep with you? No.

But I'm a very deep person.

Guys, is everybody here?

Where's Faye? What have you got?

Faye!

UPROAR

Do you like to ask personal questions

when you're getting to know someone?

Do you like to know their deep, like deep dark secrets.

Yeah, yeah. Playtime's over.

Sorry, what? We got a letter. Oh, we got a letter.

Oh! Yeah.

I promise. Let's get on this. Let's get back on this.

I'm so sorry. Thank you, by the way, for telling me that.

You smell nice. Thank you.

You smell REALLY nice.

Poor Faye just can't catch a break today.

But I bet whatever Dannii's got up her sleeve will be worth

the interruption.

"Ciao, girls.

"I hope you're cooling off by the pool because tonight you'll

"be serving some serious heat at your Italian dinner party."

THEY CHEER

"Who might need a little one-on-one chat

"and who's hoping to catch someone's eye across the table?"

I'm excited for this.

"Buon appetito! Love and kisses. Dannii."

THEY CHEER

Honey, I'm ready.

OK, guys, let's get ready for the dinner party!

THEY CHEER

I'm so excited for the dinner party tonight.

It's going to be so fun.

Almayra and I have had a few conversations,

but I think she wants to get to know Faye as well, which is so fine.

And I can see, like, other little connections forming.

We're going to be matching.

Elise and Elisha, Lindsey and Blessing,

and Kayleigh and Ashlea, maybe.

It's all just a bit of chaos, to be honest!

OVERLAPPING CHATTER

THEY EXCLAIM

Wine, olives,

some lactose-free mozzarella.

This looks insane.

I was buzzing, to be honest.

Because I got to sit next to Almayra.

Cheers to the queers.

Cheers to the queers!

I think today has been one of my, like, favourite days

since being here.

I'm a little bit smitten.

Little bit.

SEVERAL SQUEAL

Barbie and Kendra.

OVERLAPPING SPEECH

Who wouldn't want to sit next to this?

THEY EXCLAIM

Beautiful goddess, so, yeah.

She's a beautiful, gorgeous girl.

And, yeah, I'm excited to get a couple more kisses tonight,

hopefully.

You two, tell me what's been going on.

Just chatting, you know, chit-chatting.

Wait, have you had a kiss?

Um, we, I think, I mean, we just had, like, we just spoke,

had a good conversation.

I don't care when it takes this long to answer a yes or no question.

Um, what?

You go for it, my lovely - I have a question for you, actually.

You've got a question for me? Yes, I do.

So, how did you actually end it with Faye? We...

I felt like it was quite, like, an ambiguous ending.

No shade. I felt like just like a little swap,

a wife swap, without actually speaking about it.

No transparency.

Have you really just done that?

It's a yes or no question, my love. No, it's all right. I'll answer.

We have had quite a few lovely chats not in front of people.

Oh, OK. And we're besties.

I feel like I could have handled the situation with Faye better,

but we addressed that this morning.

So that was just very loaded.

Call me crazy, but I feel like there was a level of, like,

being led on a little bit.

I love Elise and Elisha together,

I think they're so cute,

but I do think that Faye was disrespected.

It's just shady, it's sneaky, and it was unnecessary.

There's a lot you don't see

but still comment on which I find interesting.

I mean, am I the only one?

Am I the only one who comments on things? Yes.

Am I the only one? Oh, really?

Lindsey, it's rich of you to say that, man.

To say what? To say what? To question Elise.

Say it - what is rich?

How many conversations did we have after kissing in bed for you

to move on, talking about wife swap?

I just don't understand why Lindsey feels

as if she can question Elise's actions

when Elise has been much more

clearer with Faye than she has been with me.

The same way Elise was moving with Faye

was the same way she was moving with me, but she's asking the question.

Who's she, the cat's mother? No...

What are you talking about? I'm talking about you. Don't talk to me.

Look at me.

It would be lovely for me and Elise,

to be able to speak about me and Elise.

I told you exactly how I felt about you.

I never, ever, ever, ever led you on.

You just said to me, "I want space," and from that time, we never spoke.

You never said, "I don't want to get you know you any more..."

I literally said that. I literally said that... No, no.

I don't lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm an Aries, and you know us,

we're honest as hell. OK, baby, baby.

Let's not get it twisted, baby.

You're not even making sense. Everything I say makes sense.

You're not making sense. Everything I say makes sense.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Do you know what I mean?

Next time on I Kissed A Girl.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!

I'm completely smitten.

I'm going to turn in to confetti.

Pew!

I begin to wonder if Elise knows they're giving red flags.

Bit of a kick in the teeth.

You can all talk. I'm good.

I really just didn't feel like you treated me with care.

OK. She's going to have to face the music.

I'm intrigued. Would you kiss me? Yeah.

I'm definitely attracted to you.

I feel basically the exact same.

Oh, I feel so conflicted.

Playtime is over.

Welcome to your first kiss-off.

Anyone left unkissed will be leaving the Masseria.

♪ Hold on to me under neon lights

♪ Take me by the hand into the night

♪ Yeah, we could be the one

♪ We could be the one and

♪ Give in, let's go, let the music start

♪ Have a little faith, need to open up

♪ Yeah, we could be the one

♪ We could be the one, oh

♪ Neon lights and we are kissing

♪ Neon lights and we are kissing. ♪