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previously on "men in trees"...
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patrick and annie...
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you did their charts?
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If they get married,it's gonna be a great wall of disaster.
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My family's gonna love you.
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Hi.I'm,uh--
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you're patrick.
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You are gonna love these guys,ma.
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You're the first woman I've ever dated
that makes me wanna throw my vows right out the window.
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I haven't been able to get you out of my head.
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I'm sorry.I'm not ready.
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I got this job...
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offer.I know.
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I took it.
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We both need some time and space.
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Well,I guess nine months at sea is gonna give us a lot of that.
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run!
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annie
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no.
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Annie?
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No.
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What is it?
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No.
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Jack.
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Jack.
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oh,mai.
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Are you okay?
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you and jack are in big trouble.
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I had a dream-- a premonition.
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You and jack were in a forest being chased by a wolf--
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a hungry wolf--
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and then you came to a clearing,and...
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and?
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And you needed jack,and he was gone!
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Poof!
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Okay,mai,you are just having some pre-wedding stress.
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Can I get you a sedative?
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I need you to listen to me.
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Okay,let's review.
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Uh,jack was gone in your dream because he's going to the bering sea for nine months to study whales.
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-No.
-And you are dreaming about wolves because...
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these are all over town.
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You gotta watch out for your man.
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Jack is not my man.
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Not if you let him go.
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do you ever feel like kicking god out of bed?
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I do,because our relationship with god--
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it's like a marriage.
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There are days that we know without a doubt
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that this is the person we want to spend the rest of our life with,
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and then there's days where we just--we want god to get out of our face
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so we can have some alone time.
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I'm here to tell you that's okay,
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and if you and god aren't communicating in here,
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maybe you need to go out there-- the world,nature.
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Alaska--I mean,it's some of the most beautiful land on this earth,and god created it.
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Remember why you fell in love with him...
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her in the first place.
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so get out there.
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Climb a mountain.Row a boat.
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Run through the woods and scream at the top of your lungs.
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Any way that you go about it,god will join you.
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my pleasure.Good to see you.
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Thank you.
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See you next sunday.
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So,sara jackson,you finally saw me give a sermon.
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Yes,I did.
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Is it wrong to say I was slightly turned on?
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Okay,that is the best review I've had all day.
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Some of these people--they think I'm a little unorthodox.
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They prefer sermons you can sleep through.
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hi,steve.How's it going?
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yeah.
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was that bad?
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No,as kisses go,I think it was pretty extraordinary.
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guys!
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this is my mom.
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Welcome to elmo!
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Thank you.
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Mai.
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Patrick's mommai.
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Okay.
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Buzz's wife.
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Okay.
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The mail order bride?
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Oh,I-I thought that was a joke.
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So did i when I first placed the ad.
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Who's laughing now?
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Come here.
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I'm patrick's mother.
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so I brought you something from new york.
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We brought you something,too.
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Ooh,well,look at that.
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We're all gonna wear them tomorrow for the first rehearsal.
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Oh,there's more than one rehearsal?
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Oh,it's very complicated,but don't you worry.
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Celia and i have it all mapped out.
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You just have to show up.
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Well,I certainly hope I can do a little more than that.
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Well,you can wear the shirt.
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Easier not to resist.
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I'm getting that.
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Perfect.
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Now what did you bring for us?
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Well,actually,it's something I brought for annie.
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Yay!
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look.
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Domino dan.
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Is it legal to bring that thing on the plane?
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This thing is my cat.
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I-I've had him for ten years.
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And he's come all this way just to be in your wedding.
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What?What-- what's he gonna do?
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No.No,I have very specific plans.
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Nobody told me about a cat.
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I always wanted domino dan to be my ring bearer.
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And that is why I made this tiny pillow!
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look at that!
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It's perfect.
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Oh,mom...S.
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I'm getting married in ten days.
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Group hug.
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come on.Come on.Come on.
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Group hug.
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Okay,kitty.
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If your new hockey team can play as well as your mascot can drink,
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you're in for a winning season.
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How come the husky gets to drink for free,huh?
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All team members do.
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It's one of the benefits of having an owner that runs a bar.
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Huskies doing shots.
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And you were upset that I gave a raccoon a protein bar.
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Yeah,no more of that when I'm gone.
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I can't believe you're leaving in 11 days.
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Yeah,well,you'll survive,I hope.
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So after the husky passes out,can I be the mascot?
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There's actually some skill involved,jerome.
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He skates in that suit.
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And I bet he does funny falls.
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I'll do funny falls,too,after 12 shots of whiskey.
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Yeah,but he gets back up.
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No,look,they only drink for free in the off-season.
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Well,that must explain why they're having an off season for the last eight years.
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Hey,all that's gonna change now that I'm in charge.
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I like this "in charge" guy.
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Got the latest wolf posters.
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Oh,and I got your wedding wine shipment last night.
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It's all safe in the back.
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And the nonalcoholic stuff for my dad?
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The faux-jolais?Yeah.
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That is an affront to mankind.
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Oh,so the wolves are getting closer,huh?
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Yeah,they sighted one in sitka yesterday.
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You gonna go find 'em,jack?
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Well,I'm trying.
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They're running pretty quick.
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Can they kill you?
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Look,if you see one,just throw something at it and yell.
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And then I'll call you.
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Good thinkin'.
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and turn and dragon wink.
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Go higher,higher!
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Go for the fire!
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You with us,mary alice?
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all I can see is floor.
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What,you already attached the rings?
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I gotta get the little guy acclimated to the weight.
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and stop.
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Okay.
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It's great.
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Does the dragon seem angry to yo
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okay.
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Let's take a break.
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Okay,I'm sorry,but about this dragon...
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isn't it fabulous?
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It--it's important for mommai to blend cultures at the wedding.
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Yes,and I embrace it.
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As you know,I played "the good woman of setzuan" at the boardwalk dinner theater,
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but as mother of the bride,I feel that my character definitely belongs in the head.
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Oh,no.
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The head is very difficult to operate.
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They even have special schools for that.
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It's better in the tail.She can't kick you from there.
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Hey,padre,can I talk to you about a nonskid runner?
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You know,you and i should have lunch-- just the two of us,you know?
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Just the "bio-moms.
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" The "bio-moms"-- now that's a t-shirt.
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Okay,everybody.
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Ready for our test run.Annie.
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-Now,marin,on my signal...
-yeah.
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You and domino dan will follow the trail up to me.
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You ready?
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You bet.
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Here we go!
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he's just standing there.
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He's just getting in the zonE.
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Any moment now,he's gonna...
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run out the door!
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Our rings!
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Where'd he go?
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Domino dan!
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Domino!
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Domino dan!
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good little kitty!
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Kitty,kitty!
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Domino!
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>Men in Trees
Season 2 Episode 05
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kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty.
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when domino dan runs away in queens,at least he can smell his way home.
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The sausage factory's right around the corner,but here,there's nothing to smell but clean air.
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Anne elizabeth,listen to me.
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We will weather this storm.
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The women in our family do not cry around weddings.
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We do not cry.
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We do not quit.
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-Why,your great-great-grandmother bridget sullivan--
-bridget sullivan never shed a tear.
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Not a single tear,and she got married during the great famine.
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They had nothing to serve at that wedding but gruel and horse meat.
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If the famine did not get us,we are certainly not going to cry over something like a lost kitty cat.
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The week before the wedding is such a stressful time.
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I've seen women cry over burnt toast.
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Not annie.
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Kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty.
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Kitty,kitty.
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So what's going on in there?
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Some sort of talent show?
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No,it's a wedding rehearsal.
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Came to bring you this.
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Okay.
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I'm being called before the board.
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We're concerned you're doing some things that are pretty,uh...
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Nontraditional.
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Things like weddings?
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Things like sermons not from the pulpit,suggesting that god might be a woman,now the dragons.
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Yeah,I-I'm,um,not a traditional guy.
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I thought that the board wanted that.
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Yeah,well,traditionally,our pastors don't have premarital relations.
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Excuse me?
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You haven't exactly hidden the fact that you're seeing someone now.
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Yes,I'm seeing sara jackson.
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We're having a relationship,but that...
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doesn't mean that we're having...
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relations.
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right.
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So you're ving a platonic relationship with a woman who used to be the town's-- no.
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Uh,okay.
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here,kitty,kitty,kitty.
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I'm--i'm not gonna stop seeing sara because it makes a few folks uncomfortable.
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Well,those folks are the people you came here to lead,
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people who count on you for spiritual guidance,
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people who believe in you and the vows you made to the church and to god.
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Now you wanna risk all that for one woman?
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Here,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty,kitty.
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So you're asking mto choose between sara and my job.
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I'll see you on sunday.
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What was that for?
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The cat was the first sign.
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The feline is all-knowing,and it knew my charts for patrick and annie were right.
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This union is doomed.
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All right,would you stop with the chinese zodiac?
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The cat took off because he knew he looked stupid.
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He was wearing a pillow.
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What are we gonna do?
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Am not gonna tell my son he can't get married
265
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,700
because a rabbit doesn't like a pig or whatever the hell it is.
266
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:00,960
Rabbit and pig?
267
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,920
We should be so lucky.
268
00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:10,770
Come on.
269
00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:31,690
Thanks for coming so fast,jack.
270
00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:34,280
No problem.
271
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,060
It was big!
272
00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:49,660
this is...your emergency?
273
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:53,160
the drunk mascot from ben's hockey team?
274
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,480
Well,he was a little more convincing when he was conscious.
275
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,630
Yeah,well,I think you're safe.
276
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,070
Well,this time.
277
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,960
But who am I gonna call next time I have a real animal emergency?
278
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,530
Well,I have a replacement coming in the next few weeks.
279
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,310
Oh,the next few weeks?Oh,that's great.
280
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:14,620
Note to self-- do not get attacked by a wolf in the next few weeks.
281
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,700
Hey.
282
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,820
Are you okay?
283
00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:20,010
Well,excuse me for caring about the well-being of elmo.
284
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,340
I worry about elmo all the time.
285
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:24,080
You think it's easy for me to leave?
286
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,100
I don't know.Kinda seems so.
287
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,900
It's not.
288
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:37,470
I guess there is a part of me that doesn'T...
289
00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:40,890
want you to go.
290
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,450
Uh,sorry.I'm sorry.
291
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,030
it's okay.
292
00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,850
It's-- I-I can't do this.
293
00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,550
If I kiss you,I'm gonna want to stay.
294
00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:56,970
No,I get it.
295
00:14:56,970 --> 00:14:58,600
Go.
296
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,550
Go.
297
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:03,340
Marin,if you want me to stay,just say so,and I'll stay.
298
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:05,790
Well,I'm not gonna be that girl.
299
00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:08,650
I'm not gonna be that girl who asks you to stay.
300
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:09,640
But you want me to stay.
301
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:13,300
You should stay because you want to,not because I say to.
302
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,310
-That's crazy.
-Is it?
303
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:15,720
Yeah,now you're just jerking me around.
304
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,280
What,I'm jerking you around?
305
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,160
Yeah,you are.
306
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,200
Okay,if I was jerking you around--which P.S.
307
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,820
I am not-- I would have every right to.
308
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:25,650
You have been jerking me around for months.
309
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,290
So now what,you're just trying to get back at me?
310
00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:30,240
No,I am expressing to you how I feel.
311
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,020
I'm leaving.
312
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:35,170
You have made that very clear!
313
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:47,590
I know I said I wanted a veteran on the team,but this guy's washed up.
314
00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:52,080
I gave the pay phone number to alexandre brovka's agent.
315
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,530
chieftain.
316
00:15:55,530 --> 00:16:00,100
Well,y-yeah,this is the,um,official bar of the alaska huskies.
317
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,390
Please hold.
318
00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:02,760
Some guy with an accent.
319
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,300
Russian or polish?
320
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:11,510
Could--could you say,uh,"the rain in spain stays maly in the plain"?
321
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,170
Definitely a russki.
322
00:16:14,170 --> 00:16:19,020
All right,listen,when you come back with a realistic counter,call me.
323
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:31,600
Oh,and then there's aunt ivy.
324
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,170
She's a talker,and she's got dementia.
325
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:36,250
I never know what to do with her.
326
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:39,820
Well,put her over by the jukebox with my deaf cousin stan.
327
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:42,300
He'll never know what hit him.
328
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:46,740
I'm so glad that annie was busy with her bridal beauty regime.
329
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,870
Gives us a little time alone.
330
00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:52,690
I do so appreciate you including me in some of the planning.
331
00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:53,570
Nonsense.
332
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:55,250
You're the mother of the bride.
333
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:57,360
You can't be left out.
334
00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:03,340
Compliments of the chieftain-- proud sponsor of the wedding reception.
335
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:05,240
Welcome to elmo.
336
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,300
Well,that is so sweet.
337
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,890
Cheers.
338
00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:12,380
Well,shall we have a little toast?
339
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,430
Well,I'm on duty.
340
00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:14,600
Can't indulge.
341
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,500
Oh,well,of course.
342
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,320
I shouldn't either.
343
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,550
Bob doesn't approve.
344
00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:23,040
Then again,bob's not here.
345
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,180
Shall we toast the kids?
346
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,530
Well,just a sip.
347
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,550
-To anniend patrick.
-To patrick and annie.
348
00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:30,150
Mary alice!
349
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:33,910
Celia?
350
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,630
Is that a seating chart?
351
00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:38,420
And champagne?
352
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,300
No,this is not what it looks like.
353
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:44,340
Oh,you're not arranging seats and living the high life without me?
354
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,170
Would you like a glass,dear?
355
00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:48,060
Oh,I wouldn't want to interrupt.
356
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,940
-Mai--
-excuse me.
357
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,940
Good day,ladies.
358
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,960
thcountdown is upon us!
359
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,360
Yeah,I gotta tell you,I'm just super psyched.
360
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:43,240
I mean,I-I knew I wanted to marry annie when I asked her,
361
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:47,510
but the closer we get to the altar,the more I know for sure.
362
00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,880
She's the one.
363
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,480
Numero uno.
364
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,750
That is so great.
365
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,690
You're lucky.Some people don't know how they feel until they get that ring on
366
00:18:56,690 --> 00:19:02,110
and commit to being together or commit to being apart.
367
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,270
commitment is complicated.
368
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:12,420
When things get a little hairy,we have to decide-- should we stay or should we go?
369
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:17,550
Animals have instincts about these things--fight or flight--
370
00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:21,190
but human relationships are more complex.
371
00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:25,330
How do we know when to give up the fight?
372
00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:33,700
Annie,have you seen my,uh,battery-powered--whoa.
373
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,630
-What--
-I knew it.
374
00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:37,060
My face is a disaster.
375
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,360
What?Oh,no.No.
376
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,290
You winced,like when people see a car crash.
377
00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:42,920
My face is a car crash.
378
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,050
Annie,seriously,it's not that...
379
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,200
well,I'm--I'm sure that you could do something to fix it somehow.
380
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,850
Oh,no.
381
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:49,880
No,no.
382
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,570
No,no,no,no,no,no.
383
00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:53,430
No.
384
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:54,400
Here you go.
385
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,470
It's gonna be okay.
386
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:56,560
I-I don't need those.
387
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,900
The women of my family do not cry around weddings.
388
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,380
Oh,okay.
389
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,870
Marin would know what to do.
390
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:02,760
Have you seen marin?
391
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,220
I don't think she and i are talking.
392
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,510
-Why not?
-We had a fight.
393
00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:11,410
I know you can't tell by my expression right now,but I'm very upset.
394
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,910
What did you fight about?
395
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:15,710
Uh,I have no idea.
396
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,850
You're thinking about your eyebrow right now,aren't you?
397
00:20:19,850 --> 00:20:21,270
I'm sorry.
398
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:23,940
I'm too disfigured to listen.
399
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,830
All right.
400
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,500
What's the sermon about?
401
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:41,640
I don't-- I don't know yet.
402
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,970
I'm having A...
403
00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:46,650
I'm having a tough time with this one.
404
00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:51,110
Writer's block?
405
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:53,830
No,it's more like soul block.
406
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:55,870
Tell me.
407
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,350
I really shouldn't involve you in this.
408
00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:02,100
No,involve me.I wanna be involved.
409
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,130
We're involved.
410
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:08,020
I'm being called in front of the board.
411
00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:10,710
Apparently,they think that you and I are having...
412
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:12,980
sex.
413
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,390
So i am involved.
414
00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:17,820
It's none of their business.
415
00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:20,300
Besides,they should have a little bit more faith in me.
416
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:21,840
Here I am.I'm doing the right thing,
417
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:26,890
which is not easy,because you are very sexy,and I'm still getting flack.
418
00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:31,400
this is at I was worried about.
419
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,010
I don't wanna mess things up for you.
420
00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:38,000
Hey,you are not messing things up.
421
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,960
Other than god,you are the best thing that's ever happened to me.
422
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,010
Really,sara,you are...
423
00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:48,500
unbelievable.
424
00:21:55,550 --> 00:22:00,480
I really need to stop kissing you before I do something that I know that I shouldn'T.
425
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,680
sabout time.
426
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,820
They've been going at it for a half an hour now.
427
00:22:22,530 --> 00:22:23,790
hey!
428
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:26,490
Hey,break it up,you two!
429
00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:31,350
are you an angel?
430
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,420
For crying out loud.
431
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,810
You're not an angel.
432
00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:42,190
You're gonna marry my daughter's son.
433
00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:43,450
Hey!
434
00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:45,770
Okay,yeah,let's go.
435
00:22:45,770 --> 00:22:46,950
Come on.
436
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,360
Hey!
437
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,250
Come on.
438
00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,260
My dragon's draggin'.
439
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,740
I'm not usually like this.
440
00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:01,710
I don't know what came over me.
441
00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:04,190
You want more?
442
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,280
Yes.
443
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,390
I do want more.
444
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,250
Sometimes I just feel like I can't breathe.
445
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:18,060
You know,I get this thing in the back of my throat,and I just feel like...
446
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,090
oh,thank god you're here.
447
00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:27,290
Yes.
448
00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:32,100
I brought my kudzu hangover tea for your new drunkety-drunk best friend.
449
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,230
not that either of you deserve my help.
450
00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,510
After what you did!
451
00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:43,770
What?I was just being sociable.
452
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:46,710
You hate society.
453
00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:49,740
You could've included me in your dumb lunch.
454
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:51,490
I would've included you.
455
00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:52,540
Oh,really?
456
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:56,200
Like you included me in your dragon head and your t-shirts and your crazy charts?
457
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,250
I think I'm okay.
458
00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:02,600
Well,fine,consider yourself crossed off my list.
459
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,630
Oh,please--
460
00:24:03,630 --> 00:24:10,080
no,no,I will still celebrate the ominous nuptials of our ospring,but you and I?
461
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,450
We're through.
462
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,030
I am no longer talking to you.
463
00:24:14,030 --> 00:24:17,950
starting...now!
464
00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:30,120
drunkety drunk feels awful.
465
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:33,420
I an,I didn't mean to leave her out.
466
00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:35,250
Well,actually,I did.
467
00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:36,800
But now I feel terble.
468
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,000
Well,that's probably the champagne/vodka combo.
469
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:45,700
No,it's because that's exactly how I felt at my own wedding.
470
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:50,280
I mean,bob insisted on inviting his entire extended family,
471
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,900
but there wasn't room for my cousin ethel.
472
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:57,000
I didn't even get to choose the kind of cake that I wanted,
473
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:03,960
because bob thought that devil's food was too risque.
474
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:12,000
But the icing on top of that tasteless vanilla cake...
475
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,950
was when bob led the conga line...
476
00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:21,090
and nobody even came to grab me.
477
00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:28,530
I had to join the back of the conga line at my own wedding.
478
00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:33,310
I wanted to cry.
479
00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:37,840
But,you see,the women in our family don't cry at their wdings.
480
00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:48,250
uh,I think I'm ready to come out now.
481
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:54,010
I'd like to start today by thanking all of you who participated in the spaghetti dinner,
482
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:58,070
which managed to raise 104 big ones,
483
00:25:58,070 --> 00:26:00,920
so give yourselves a round of applause...
484
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,670
everyone.
485
00:26:02,670 --> 00:26:05,840
It's a beautiful thing when people come together in a common goal,
486
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,320
whether it be celebrating the lord or selling garlic breaD.
487
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,050
excuse me.Could I sit here?
488
00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:15,560
This seat is taken.
489
00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:19,130
Now let's,um...
490
00:26:19,130 --> 00:26:23,940
Let's get down to business,staying on the subject of charity,one of my,
491
00:26:23,940 --> 00:26:28,640
uh,one of my favorite passages is corinthians chapter 13,verse 13.
492
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:33,540
"And now abideth faith,hope,charity,"these three--
493
00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:38,140
but the greatest of these is charity.
494
00:26:40,590 --> 00:26:43,280
this is hilarious.
495
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,850
I'm talking about charity,and you folks won't even give a lady a seat.
496
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:56,460
I became a pastor because I...
497
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:59,340
wanted to make a difference.
498
00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:01,560
I felt--I...
499
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:06,920
believe that god put me on this earth to share my gift of faith with others.
500
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:14,850
But some people here-- some people who supposedly represent the interests of this parish...
501
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:18,290
have made it car that they don't have faith in me.
502
00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:26,650
And if you don't have faith in me,I can't do my job for god.
503
00:27:27,570 --> 00:27:32,190
So as of today...
504
00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:35,750
I'll be tendering my resignation.
505
00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:39,920
I don't know where I'm gonna find myself next week,but I have faith that it'S...
506
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,060
all gonna work out.
507
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:47,740
And I hope that the faithful among you will eventually join me.
508
00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:53,840
what are you doing?
509
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,940
Choosing you.
510
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,180
I feel really guilty.
511
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,490
Why?You didn't ask him to leave.
512
00:28:02,490 --> 00:28:04,280
No,but he left for me.
513
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,640
No one's ever done that before.
514
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,180
No one's left a job,let alone a whole friggin' church.
515
00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:11,270
what if I'm not worth it?
516
00:28:11,270 --> 00:28:13,430
You are worth it.
517
00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:14,710
That is so romantic.
518
00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:17,380
The man left his church for you.
519
00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:21,370
As opposed to jack,who can't get far enough away from me.
520
00:28:21,370 --> 00:28:22,420
What hned?
521
00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:24,670
Oh,we had a fight-- a huge fight.
522
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,330
About what?
523
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,660
Wolves...
524
00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:30,020
him staying,him g going.
525
00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:31,340
I'm--i'm not really sure.
526
00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:33,380
Oh,you had that fight.
527
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:34,360
What?
528
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:37,760
The fight you have so it'll be easier to be apart.
529
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,750
Emotional distance to avoid thinking about real distance.
530
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:43,130
You're good.
531
00:28:43,130 --> 00:28:45,860
maybe you don't want him to leave.
532
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:47,930
Maybe you want him to choose you over his job.
533
00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:50,450
No,I never would've said that.
534
00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:52,320
But didn't you?In a way...
535
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,850
with that fight?
536
00:28:53,850 --> 00:28:55,130
Well,I didn't want to fight.
537
00:28:55,130 --> 00:28:57,350
I just wanted to talk.
538
00:28:57,350 --> 00:28:59,590
What do they say about plans?
539
00:28:59,590 --> 00:29:01,540
God laughs.
540
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,410
I'm trying to get on god's good side.
541
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,750
I just stole his boyfriend.
542
00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:15,100
I'm really sorry.
543
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:19,360
You can still have your church wedding,but I just can't perform the ceremony.
544
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,980
But we want you to do it.
545
00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:22,680
And I still can.
546
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,900
I just can't do it in the church.
547
00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:26,340
We'll figure it out.
548
00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:28,390
It's cool.Right?
549
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,620
yeah.
550
00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:34,660
It's--it's cool.
551
00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:39,260
hey.Hi.
552
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,800
man.
553
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,610
I really messed up.
554
00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:51,000
Those kids-- they didn't do anything wrong,and I lost them their church.
555
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,060
Why couldn't I have waited until after the wedding to get all defiant?
556
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,770
You followed your heart.
557
00:29:55,770 --> 00:29:57,000
It's admirable.
558
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,260
Well,it's a problem.
559
00:29:58,260 --> 00:30:00,580
I leap first,then think.
560
00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:03,250
It gets me in trouble.
561
00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:07,920
Come on.How much trouble does a man of god get into?
562
00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:17,840
I could go for some mint tea.
563
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,560
How about you,snookums?
564
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:24,190
Annie,we no longer have a location in which to get married.
565
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,680
It's okay to have a little freak out right about now.
566
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,150
I don't need a little freak out,patrick.
567
00:30:29,150 --> 00:30:30,060
Really?
568
00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:34,330
No domino dan,no wedding band,no...
569
00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:37,070
are you deliberately trying to upset me?
570
00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:39,320
Because it's not gonna work.
571
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:43,170
No,no,no,no,I'm-- I'm just telling you it'S...
572
00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:46,250
okay if you wanna postpone the wedding for a couple weeks.
573
00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,570
Patrick,this is a marriage.
574
00:30:48,570 --> 00:30:51,350
It's not like picking a different movie time.
575
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:55,890
We are getting married at the aforementioned time and...
576
00:30:55,890 --> 00:30:58,250
a different place.
577
00:30:58,250 --> 00:31:00,760
That's all.
578
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,770
So you're really okay?
579
00:31:04,890 --> 00:31:07,020
I'm really okay.
580
00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:09,710
Churches are stuffy anyhow.
581
00:31:09,710 --> 00:31:11,440
I just...
582
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,290
like that big,wide aisle and the bells.
583
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,270
Yeah.
584
00:31:16,270 --> 00:31:22,370
I really wanted church bells and two eyebrows.
585
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,900
But all I really need is you.
586
00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:31,010
You're such a little trooper.
587
00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:36,630
I wanna make our wedding your best day ever.
588
00:32:02,150 --> 00:32:04,350
please...
589
00:32:04,350 --> 00:32:07,040
move.
590
00:32:18,530 --> 00:32:21,130
That was cool.
591
00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:26,820
hello,mai.
592
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,430
Pitcher
593
00:32:28,430 --> 00:32:31,200
You're still not talking to me?
594
00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:39,480
oh,hey,guys.
595
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,060
Could you please tell mai she's being ridiculous?
596
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,060
Um,can't you?
597
00:32:43,060 --> 00:32:45,020
No,she's not talking to me.
598
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:47,580
You,I gotta talk to you.Come.
599
00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:50,180
Um,why aren't you speaking with celia?
600
00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:54,980
Because she betrayed me and she mocked my astrological belief system and dire predictions.
601
00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:56,320
Like someone else I know.
602
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,480
Oh,yeah,I saw your big,bad wolf.
603
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,390
You did?
604
00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:00,780
Wanna know what it did?
605
00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:02,300
It ran off.
606
00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:05,510
So you can stop your prophesying about jack and me.
607
00:33:05,890 --> 00:33:07,510
Hello,mai.
608
00:33:07,510 --> 00:33:09,390
-Marin.
-Hey.
609
00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:17,110
jack...
610
00:33:17,110 --> 00:33:18,350
I'm sorry about the other day.
611
00:33:18,350 --> 00:33:21,480
I was picking a fight with you.
612
00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:24,460
Why?
613
00:33:25,110 --> 00:33:28,060
Because I'm mad that you're leaving.
614
00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,670
sad.
615
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,020
Covered in a coating of mad...
616
00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:36,180
and bitchy.
617
00:33:37,210 --> 00:33:38,650
that's a lot of layers.
618
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:40,590
Yeah,but you need to go.
619
00:33:40,590 --> 00:33:42,570
You have to go.
620
00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:47,120
It's a great opportunity,and I didn't mean to make it harder on you.
621
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,590
I worry about you all the time.
622
00:33:54,590 --> 00:33:56,390
I know you do.
623
00:33:56,390 --> 00:33:58,530
You worry about everyone.
624
00:33:58,530 --> 00:34:00,050
But I'll be okay.I promise.
625
00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:02,370
I will look out for me.
626
00:34:02,370 --> 00:34:06,560
And you take care of whatever you need to do.
627
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:10,400
Why is mai staring at us?
628
00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:17,280
it's a long story.
629
00:34:43,210 --> 00:34:44,970
patrick?
630
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,490
What's going on?
631
00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:49,180
It was supposed to be a surprise.
632
00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:50,630
What did you do?
633
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,400
I got you your bell.
634
00:34:53,090 --> 00:34:55,400
And tomorrow I'm gonna rig it up on the roof.
635
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,540
We can get married right here.
636
00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:58,780
Where we met!
637
00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,450
Where we met.
638
00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:05,830
We're gonna ring that bell for all of alaska to hear,and we'll be okay.
639
00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:14,460
Yeah,I'll have the paperwork drafted,and you'll have it on your desk tomorrow.
640
00:35:15,110 --> 00:35:16,980
This is gonna be great.
641
00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:19,290
Thanks,victor.Bye.
642
00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:20,470
I did it.
643
00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:21,360
Did what?
644
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,260
I got my goalie,alexandre brovka.
645
00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:26,280
Oh,man,it took forever,but I knew I was gonna get him.
646
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,870
I just had to stick with it.
647
00:35:27,870 --> 00:35:30,000
Why--why were you negotiating outside?
648
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,670
I needed some quiet.
649
00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:33,430
Well,how long were you out there?
650
00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:35,240
Uh,a few minutes.
651
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,670
44 minutes.
652
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,810
You've been outside for 44 minutes?
653
00:35:40,810 --> 00:35:43,530
Who's been watching the bar?
654
00:35:49,110 --> 00:35:51,280
jerome,get back around the bar.
655
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,120
Sorry.The husky was thirsty.
656
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,650
Yeah.
657
00:35:54,650 --> 00:35:56,050
Are you the owner of this bar?
658
00:35:56,050 --> 00:35:57,320
Yeah.
659
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,370
Yes.
660
00:35:59,370 --> 00:36:00,660
Ben thomasson.
661
00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,870
David west,state liquor board.
662
00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:06,220
Do you have any idea of how illegal it is to have a customer serve drinks?
663
00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:07,340
Uh,he's just...
664
00:36:07,340 --> 00:36:09,570
I'm gonna have to shut this place down.
665
00:36:09,570 --> 00:36:16,540
Uh,listen,we're supposed to have a wedding reception here.
666
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:19,820
I can't believe this.
667
00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:22,420
You ruined their wedding.
668
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,520
-oh,hi,sweetie.
-You're not gonna believe this!
669
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,540
-Oh,my goodness!Hi,patrick.
-Look,we have a bell!
670
00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:32,570
Hey!
671
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,190
After you...
672
00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:39,520
why,thank you,chief celia.
673
00:36:40,410 --> 00:36:45,070
So I know it's not perfect,but I think we can make it happen.
674
00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:46,500
Make it happen?
675
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,630
We built the set for "show boat" in a day.
676
00:36:48,630 --> 00:36:50,670
We can do it!
677
00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:53,410
You're not gonna be able to fit all your guests in here.
678
00:36:53,410 --> 00:36:54,390
Unh-unh,it's a fire hazard.
679
00:36:54,390 --> 00:36:57,160
Annie,I have something for you.
680
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,950
Come.
681
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,700
This tea set has been in my family for centuries.
682
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:11,550
It's very special to me.
683
00:37:11,550 --> 00:37:15,430
And now I would like to share it with you.
684
00:37:15,430 --> 00:37:18,060
I-it'S...beautiful.
685
00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:22,730
Before your wedding,you have a tea ceremony right here.
686
00:37:22,730 --> 00:37:26,160
This tea set is very lucky,annie.
687
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,420
Every couple who drinks from it is blessed.
688
00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:36,980
And I mean,seriously blessed-- no divorces,no dying young,no curses...
689
00:37:37,550 --> 00:37:39,200
no nothing.
690
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,060
I love it.
691
00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:41,920
Thank you.
692
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,430
You're welcome.
693
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,770
What...no!
694
00:37:46,770 --> 00:37:48,640
Get back,everyone.
695
00:37:59,130 --> 00:38:00,760
patrick,oh,my god!
696
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,240
What happened?
697
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,600
I'm gonna need some ice.
698
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,090
I'm good.
699
00:38:08,090 --> 00:38:09,270
I'm good.
700
00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:12,010
I just gotta walk it off.
701
00:38:15,650 --> 00:38:17,520
Look at me.
702
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,170
Patrick!
703
00:38:19,170 --> 00:38:20,940
Can you feel anything?
704
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,260
Do--do you know where you are?
705
00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:23,920
Annie,I'm so sorrY.
706
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,640
It's okay,patrick.
707
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,830
It's really okay.
708
00:38:27,830 --> 00:38:31,480
You and i are still getting married.
709
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,680
It's kinda funny now,right?
710
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,490
I mean,what else can go wrong?
711
00:38:35,490 --> 00:38:37,280
Everything!
712
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,510
This wedding is cursed!
713
00:38:43,810 --> 00:38:46,980
I did your charts a while ago,just for fun,
714
00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:51,510
to celebrate your union-- your tragic,doomed union.
715
00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:53,640
Something is wrong with their signs?
716
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,170
Everything is wrong.
717
00:38:55,170 --> 00:38:57,950
If they get married,it will be a disaster.
718
00:38:57,950 --> 00:38:58,930
What?
719
00:38:58,930 --> 00:39:00,970
I can't believe you told them!
720
00:39:00,970 --> 00:39:02,200
wait.You ew about this?
721
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,760
Well,don't be silly.It's--it's nothing.
722
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,400
I woul't exactly call it nothing.
723
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,880
Maybe if we had told them,none of this would've happened!
724
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,470
You're just trying to ruin my son's wedding because for once you weren't the center of attention!
725
00:39:11,470 --> 00:39:13,040
I hope you enjoyed your moment in the spotlight,sister,
726
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,900
because from now on,you are dead to me!
727
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:16,120
Impossible!
728
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,320
I cannot be dead to a corpse,which is what you are to me!
729
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,440
Oh,my god.
730
00:39:30,130 --> 00:39:32,600
Annie!
731
00:39:37,830 --> 00:39:40,430
are you okay?
732
00:39:44,110 --> 00:39:47,390
The wedding is off.
733
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:54,920
faced with a choice between fleeing or fighting,
734
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,280
sometimes even the strongest of us run.
735
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:05,940
� I still remember that time when we were dancing
we were dancing to a song that I'd heard �
736
00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:09,760
� your face was simple and your hands were naked �
737
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:14,390
� I was singing without knowing the words �
738
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:18,350
eric,you can'T.It's against your vows.
739
00:40:21,410 --> 00:40:25,080
animal instincts serve animals well.
740
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,150
I want you.
741
00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:30,820
But we are human,and we make mistakes.
742
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:36,130
� So long so high so long,so high so long �
743
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,550
welcome to Elmo Alaska
744
00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:52,240
for the lone wolves among us,
745
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,810
self-preservation is easy.
746
00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:03,030
because they are not trying to preserve a relationship.
747
00:41:05,990 --> 00:41:07,360
unlike animals,
748
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,830
most of us have emotions clouding our vision.
749
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,860
we want to look out,
750
00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:19,910
not just for ourselves...
751
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:21,080
but for each other.
752
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,420
Hey,domino dan!
753
00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:25,660
Here,boy!
754
00:41:31,350 --> 00:41:34,900
Oh,my goodness!
755
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:52,220
Until we realize,in the end,human or animal...
756
00:41:53,170 --> 00:41:56,650
we are all alone.
757
00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:06,850
And we will have to fight...for ourselves.
758
00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:12,030
Sync: YTET
759
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,660
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