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previously on "men in trees"...
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morgan fairchild visited elmo?
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Not yet. Just putting it out there in the universe.
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This is where I'm goa build my church.
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We're waiting for ben to get here
with his new star hockey player.
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Meet ivan!
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Are you a hockey fan?
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I could be.
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We got you on the kidney-donor list.
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When someone offers you a kidney,you take it.
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* You say that I'm the one for you *
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* and I do believe it's true *
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Do you hear that?
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Oh,the sound of my triple-word victory?
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Yes -- loud and clear.
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No,that ringing sound.
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* Wish I may,I wish I might... *
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Hello?
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I'm sorry,what?
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Oh,well,that is a very fascinating and bizarre offer,
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but,um,I-I don't think so.
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Thank you,but,no.
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No,really. No amount of money.
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Truly. Okay,bye-bye.
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What was that?
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Some guy in new york wants to buy my cellphone number.
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What?
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It's a really great number -
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lots of 1's,easy to remember,
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which is why I'm keeping it.
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How much did he offer you?
$1,000.
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And you said no?
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You don't even use that phone.
I just did.
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Well,you didn't recognize the ring.
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It's my professional number.
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I've had it for years.
I'm not giving it up.
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$1,000? We could build a new deck for that.
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Winter is coming.
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We'll be inside.
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It's a 917 number.
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Do you have any idea how hard those are to come by?
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Not really,no.
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You're not a new yorker.
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You wouldn't understand.
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Trust me.
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The number's priceless.
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Yeah,you've been living here over a year.
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Just how long you gonna call yourself a new yorker?
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Being a new yorker's a state of mind...
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and an area code.
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Your turn.
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Hey!
Look who's here.
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We didn't think we'd be seeing you guys till the next thaw.
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I guess we've been laying low.
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Well,given recent events,
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I think we've earned a few days of sloth,
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gluttony,lust,and other sins.
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Well,whatever you're doing,your skin looks fabulous.
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That's because she goes to bed at 9:30 every night.
I do not!
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I go to bed to read at 9:30.
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Hey,princess.
Hey,cash,what are you doing here?
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Got a couple of days before our surgery.
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Thought I'd get some food that's not jell-O.
I'm so happy you're here.
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I was hoping we could have a little confab
before we go under the knife.
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Okay.
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I just feel like if I'm gonna give a part of myself away,
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I just want to know where it's going,you know?
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Pretty sure it's going right here.
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No,I mean,I want to get to know you.
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We should have coffee and talk.
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I don't like coffee.
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Well,that's good to know.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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I'll get us a couple of cranberry juices and sodas.
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Cranberries --
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good for the kidneys.
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Flush it right out.
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It's sweet.
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He wants to bond.
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Yeah,it's really not my thing.
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Would you come on?
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He just wants to spend some time with you,
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do something with him that's you,only nice.
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Yeah take him to a huskies game.
Oh,yeah! Great idea.
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We've got season tickets.
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Best 15 bucks I ever spent.
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Since when did you become a hockey fan?
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Since broadway moved 3,000 miles away.
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Caffeine-free cranberry. Drink it.
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Hey,uh,I'm going camping later.
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You want to come?
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You're about to have surgery.
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You think you should be sleeping in the woods?
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Apparently you don'T.
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Listen,I'm going stir-crazy.
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Need to get some fresh air before I'm laid up again.
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Sounds perfect.
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Well,it's no huskies game.
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Yeah,go,huskies!
Whoo-whoo!
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Yeah! Whoo!
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Who are the huskies?
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Let's go! Let's go!
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That kid can move!
Oh,yeah.
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50 goals his first year.
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He wasn't even 21 yet.
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You got your stats down,huh?
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Part of being a good manager.
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That and being a walking first-aid kit.
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These guys from sitka aren't gonna know what hit 'em.
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No,sir.
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Hey,look,I got to call larry on this first game.
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You want in?
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I thought mai made you break up with your bookie.
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I don't have to say anything to mai
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until I buy her that big,shiny new car.
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Thanks,honey.
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I'm heading back to the church.
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I shouldn't be too late.
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I thought you abandoned the church.
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He's building a new one.
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Doesn't have any walls yet.
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Yeah,you should come check it out,jerome.
Mm.
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What's god done for me lately,huh?
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I stand corrected.
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We're having a "we just put on the roof" party this sunday.
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My band's gonna play.
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You're in a band?
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You never told me that.
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Yeah!
That's 'cause she's embarrassed.
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I'm not embarrassed.
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I just don't want to cramp eric's style.
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And she's afraid that we really suck.
Ah.
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Bye,honey.
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I dated a performance artist once.
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He did a one-man show called "marindipity."
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Not good.
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Why?
What does it matter if eric's not good at something?
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It's just that I only know good things about eric now.
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If his band is bad,then all that is ruined.
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I like thinking I have the perfect boyfriend.
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Oh,you'll just support the guy.
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Yeah,he's right.
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Performance artist excluded,sometimes that little
extra step can go a long way in your relationship.
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Yeah,kind of like giving up your cellphone
so your boyfriend can build you a deck.
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No,no. Annie,he wants me to give up my 917.
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What? J-jack,no!
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A-a 646,maybe,but a 917?
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That's vintage. That's class.
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That's new york city.
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Hey. Told you.
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The alaska area code is 907.
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It's only one number off.
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You could get used to that,right?
No,no,no.
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There is aig difference between being a 1 and being a 0.
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Big difference.
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Hey.
Hey. Help me get some glasses.
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She'll be here any minute.
Who?
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Morgan: Excuse me.
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Is ben thomasson here?
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Morgan fairchild.
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Dear god in heaven,you're earning your stripes today.
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Everyone,raise your glasses,
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and let's give a big elmo welcome to morgan fairchild.
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Thank you for coming all the way up here to
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sing the national anthem at our opening game.
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May your good will bring us good luck.
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To morgan.
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All: To morgan!
Morgan: Thank you.
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Excuse me,I think I know that lady.
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Excuse me,aren't you marin frist,the relationship coach?
I am. Hi.
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We met in new york about a year ago at a party.
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Yes! At peggy's benefit at the met.
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You had just gotten engaged.
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Except I would have remembered you.
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Oh,hi. I'm jack.
Hi. Morgan.
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So,I've been going around the country singing anthems,
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cutting ribbons,just killing time
until I find my next project.
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I know what I'm doing in this strange bar in the middle of nowhere,
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but what are you doing here?
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Not that you aren't reason enough,cowboy.
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Well,I came here for a speaking engagement,kind of like you.
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And you're still here?
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So they're not kidding about flights being hard to come by.
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Well,I arrived and realized
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I didn't know what the hell I was talking about,so...
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my life had gotten away from me.
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I stayed here to find it.
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That's the short version.
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What's the long version?
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Well,it involves a lot of drinks
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And a close call with hypothermia.
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Are you in town for a while?
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Well,if you're any example,I guess so.
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Well,have some dinner with us.
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I'd love to catch up.
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Well,I don't want to impose.
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Don't be silly.
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I'll give you my cell.
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It's 917 --
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or you could just drop by.
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There's no need to call.
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Here,I'll -- I'll give you directions.
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"Just drop by."
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Oh,that is so small-town.
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I just love it.
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Why'd you bring all this stuff?
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I got beans and oatmeal.
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Did you bring chocolate chips?
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Because my camp counselor always brought chocolate chips for the pancakes.
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No.
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I haven't thought about camp in years.
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But roughing it like this really takes me back.
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Is that right?
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Oh,my kidney and I have had a rich and wonderful life.
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Put it in the chair and let me tell you about it.
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My kidney and I --
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the places we've been --
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the streets of mumbai,that guy in aspen.
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Ha!
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Is this gonna take long?
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I don't know. I'm freestyling.
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My kidney has always had only the best.
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We saw george michael before his arrest.
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So,where do you think you'll take my kidney?
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Not sure. Hadn't thought about it.
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It's never been to dollywood,if you're looking for suggestions.
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Hey,did you make these in camp?
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Didn't go to camp.
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Finally,a personal detail.
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So,no camp.
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Your mother didn't want to part with you,
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or maybe it was a money thing?
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Did your father make you work in the summer,
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or maybe you were sick as a kid.
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I'm going fishing.
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Okay.
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Well,I'll be here to bond when you get back!
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Don't catch anything too fishy!
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Oh,nice wheels.
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Yeah,you too.
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Marin! Wait!
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Wait,wait! Wait right there.
Well...
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jerome?
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On duty.
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Does morgan know that you are not a real driver?
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Well,we have an understanding.
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I love her,and she lets me drive.
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Miss fairchild.
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Thank you,jerome.
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Hello.
Hi.
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Where are you going on this adorable bicycle?
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Oh,I host a local radio show.
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People call in and ask me relationship questions.
You're kidding.
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Fabulous.
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You're really making it work up here.
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Well,I'm giving it a go.
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Well,you have a great story.
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New york society girl moves to alaska to remember what's important.
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That does sound good when you put it that way.
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Great. 'Cause that's my sales pitch.
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00:10:51,315 --> 00:10:52,360
I'm sorry?
262
00:10:52,798 --> 00:10:54,282
I want to be you.
263
00:10:54,288 --> 00:10:56,000
Oh,morgan,that is very kind,
264
00:10:56,007 --> 00:10:57,361
but your life isn't too shabby.
265
00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:00,111
No,no. I want to buy your life rights.
266
00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:01,740
I want to play you in a movie!
267
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,860
Patrick: Time to get your puck on,people.
268
00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:16,162
Huskies game numero uno coming at you
live tomorrow night,thomasson center.
269
00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:19,160
Tickets are still available,but I dot know why.
270
00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:22,542
You haven't seen hockey till you've seen ivan the pancake play.
271
00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:25,850
I never saw you as a hockey guy.
272
00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:28,202
I guess everybody around here wishes he were a hockey player.
273
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,850
I tried on my skates the other day.
And?
274
00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:31,980
Not great.
Oh.
275
00:11:32,016 --> 00:11:35,522
Thought maybe I was awesome and I just forgot,but,no.
276
00:11:35,618 --> 00:11:38,780
Ivan,though -- he's the best hockey player I've ever seen!
277
00:11:38,857 --> 00:11:42,021
Aw,you got yourself a little man crush.
Come on!
278
00:11:42,027 --> 00:11:43,261
I don't have a crush on him.
279
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,373
Just want to be him.
280
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,052
Well,apparently,morgan fairchild wants to be me,
281
00:11:48,056 --> 00:11:50,061
or at least she wants to play me in a movie.
282
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:50,932
Seriously?
283
00:11:51,386 --> 00:11:53,762
How cool is that?
It is,right?
284
00:11:53,865 --> 00:11:55,261
It's just,why me?
285
00:11:55,437 --> 00:11:56,911
Who would want to come to that movie?
286
00:11:56,918 --> 00:11:59,271
I would.
Oh,thanks.
287
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:00,193
I don't know.
288
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,101
I guess if you strung all the good parts together,
289
00:12:02,105 --> 00:12:03,282
it would be a movie --
290
00:12:03,315 --> 00:12:06,002
small movie,something you might see at the angelika.
291
00:12:06,008 --> 00:12:07,671
At least you remember all your parts.
292
00:12:08,457 --> 00:12:12,050
In my movie,I'd leave that lightning bolt on the cutting-room floor.
293
00:12:12,175 --> 00:12:13,983
Good point.
294
00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:15,510
Hey,elmo.
295
00:12:15,957 --> 00:12:18,920
Patrick and I were just discussing movie magic
296
00:12:18,978 --> 00:12:21,543
there's something about sitting down in a dark theater
297
00:12:21,548 --> 00:12:24,220
that lets you escape the reality of your own lives
298
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:26,932
and live in the fantasy of someone else's story.
299
00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:29,693
But what if the cameras were turned on you?
300
00:12:30,277 --> 00:12:33,120
In the movie of your life,do you like what you see?
301
00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:37,490
Hey.
302
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:41,043
Think venison stew is worthy of someone who wants to buy my life?
303
00:12:41,078 --> 00:12:41,901
Yeah.
304
00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:43,773
Ah,that smells amazing.
305
00:12:44,816 --> 00:12:46,643
So,just so we're clear...
mm-hmm.
306
00:12:46,686 --> 00:12:49,813
...You'll sell your life but not your phone number.
Ha ha.
307
00:12:50,346 --> 00:12:51,723
You think morgan will stay long?
308
00:12:51,777 --> 00:12:54,193
Was kind of hoping to have an ear evening with you.
309
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:57,891
It's what we do every night.
310
00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:01,782
It's not gonna hurt us to mix things up a bit.
311
00:13:04,357 --> 00:13:07,872
Hello! Welcome to our humble abode.
312
00:13:07,978 --> 00:13:09,550
Oh,I love it.
313
00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:11,920
Really?
Oh,yes. It's fantastic.
314
00:13:11,927 --> 00:13:13,483
It's so rustic.
315
00:13:14,646 --> 00:13:19,491
Um,let's see -- basic,bare bones,and a slight draft.
316
00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:22,071
Oh,we're still searching for a decorating scheme.
317
00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:23,070
We are?
318
00:13:24,056 --> 00:13:25,951
I have to turn off the stew.
319
00:13:26,026 --> 00:13:27,110
Stew?
320
00:13:28,668 --> 00:13:29,722
And you --
321
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:33,412
now,you look like a man who could wrestle a salmon out of the water.
322
00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:37,522
Well,I just use a fishing rod like everybody else.
Jack,now tell me.
323
00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:39,302
Before you moved in here with marin,
324
00:13:39,555 --> 00:13:41,021
where were you living?
325
00:13:42,085 --> 00:13:42,963
By the stream?
326
00:13:43,008 --> 00:13:44,152
Or in the woods?
327
00:13:44,355 --> 00:13:45,780
In a cave?
328
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,533
No,I just was in a house about five minutes from here.
329
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:49,902
I hope you like venison.
330
00:13:49,927 --> 00:13:51,211
Local specialty.
331
00:13:51,215 --> 00:13:53,483
Marin,I am so impressed.
332
00:13:53,558 --> 00:13:56,093
I got to tell you,most women can't do country chic,
333
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,522
and you wear it well.
334
00:13:57,525 --> 00:14:00,410
Oh. Well,thank you. Wine?
335
00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:02,940
Blueberry zinfandel.
336
00:14:03,765 --> 00:14:06,112
So,a toast.
337
00:14:06,447 --> 00:14:08,162
From new york to nowhere.
338
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,760
What a great story we'll tell.
339
00:14:15,645 --> 00:14:17,733
To the huskies!
Whoo!
340
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,612
It's just so embarrassing.
341
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,693
How they're falling all over him.
342
00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:25,743
And they all think he's russian.
343
00:14:25,947 --> 00:14:29,663
They don't understand the struggle the croatian people had with yugoslavia.
344
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,530
Sara: Wow,someone's really done their homework.
345
00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:34,213
I just don't like to see women make fools of themselves
346
00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:36,151
because a guy's got a touch of celebrity.
347
00:14:36,205 --> 00:14:37,161
You can relate.
348
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,411
You're dating a rock star.
349
00:14:38,925 --> 00:14:40,830
I'm dating a pastor who plays the guitar.
350
00:14:41,335 --> 00:14:42,912
Speaking of which,I got to go.
351
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,752
I told eric I'd pick him up from practice.
352
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,121
Go school those girls in croatian heritage.
353
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:51,242
They invented the necktie.
354
00:14:53,715 --> 00:14:55,883
Patrick,come here.
355
00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:57,281
What do you need,boss?
356
00:14:58,136 --> 00:14:59,653
You must be my wingman.
357
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:02,330
Yeah,I need you to distract these women for me
358
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,841
so I can concentrate on annie.
359
00:15:05,098 --> 00:15:07,931
Okay,but I don't really know how to play wingman.
360
00:15:08,886 --> 00:15:11,672
Ladies,have you met my good friend patrick?
361
00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:12,981
He's a key player.
362
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,262
Never seen him.
363
00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:17,072
Ah,that is because he is like a stealth bomber
364
00:15:17,075 --> 00:15:19,693
on the ice and into your hearts.
365
00:15:19,725 --> 00:15:20,722
Trust me.
366
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:23,991
Hey.
367
00:15:24,037 --> 00:15:25,533
Hi.
How are you?
368
00:15:27,898 --> 00:15:30,980
Sometimes ivan's talking and I have no idea what he's saying,
369
00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:33,221
but I'm still like,"wow! Yes."
370
00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:35,780
So,who do you like --
371
00:15:35,786 --> 00:15:38,093
blondes or brunettes?
372
00:15:38,956 --> 00:15:40,131
oh,god!
373
00:15:40,305 --> 00:15:41,480
They're everywhere!
374
00:15:41,487 --> 00:15:42,122
Don't worry.
375
00:15:42,165 --> 00:15:43,552
I'm not here to pick you up.
376
00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:45,270
I'm the wingwoman.
377
00:15:45,308 --> 00:15:46,160
Greta.
378
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,361
Oh,I'm patrick.
379
00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:48,780
I'm the wingman.
380
00:15:48,788 --> 00:15:50,040
Not tonight you're not.
381
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,601
Looks like he's out of commission,
382
00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:53,483
which makes you top gun.
383
00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:56,483
So,who do you like,maverick?
384
00:15:57,465 --> 00:15:58,782
Uh...
385
00:15:59,636 --> 00:16:00,900
hi.
386
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,640
Hey.
387
00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:12,320
Cash.
388
00:16:13,587 --> 00:16:14,593
Cash?
389
00:16:14,747 --> 00:16:15,610
What are you doing?
390
00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:17,360
You sound like a possum or something.
391
00:16:17,397 --> 00:16:18,792
I can't sleep.
392
00:16:19,588 --> 00:16:20,790
You want to tell stories?
393
00:16:20,828 --> 00:16:21,851
No.
394
00:16:23,146 --> 00:16:24,931
You've hardly told me anything about yourself.
395
00:16:24,938 --> 00:16:26,322
Isn't that the point of all this?
396
00:16:26,448 --> 00:16:28,251
I'm not a real exciting guy.
397
00:16:28,308 --> 00:16:29,941
Hey,don't say that in front of my kidney.
398
00:16:30,385 --> 00:16:32,401
He's used to life in the fast lane.
399
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:33,550
Yeah,I got that.
400
00:16:34,778 --> 00:16:37,830
When they cut us open and we're lying there,
401
00:16:37,835 --> 00:16:39,981
side by side in the operating room...
402
00:16:41,246 --> 00:16:43,620
do you think our souls will collide?
403
00:16:45,197 --> 00:16:47,270
Did you eat the mushrooms by the river?
404
00:16:47,278 --> 00:16:48,883
No,I didn't eat the --
405
00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:50,842
I'm just trying to prepare ourselves
406
00:16:50,848 --> 00:16:53,410
and my kidney for the great unknown.
407
00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:57,111
Oh! Here.
408
00:16:57,735 --> 00:16:59,443
I finished your bracelet.
409
00:17:00,168 --> 00:17:01,360
I have one,too.
410
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,811
Now we're like camp buddies.
411
00:17:02,925 --> 00:17:04,461
Camp kidneyhoa!
412
00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:09,043
Look.
413
00:17:10,227 --> 00:17:13,402
I owe you for life,I get that,
but this other stuff --
414
00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:16,093
camp kidneyhoa and the kind of dates
415
00:17:16,096 --> 00:17:17,411
I'm gonna take your kidney on --
416
00:17:18,018 --> 00:17:19,962
I didn't sign up for that,okay?
417
00:17:20,185 --> 00:17:22,142
What,a person can't try to form a bond
418
00:17:22,147 --> 00:17:24,400
with someone he's donating vital organs to?
419
00:17:24,406 --> 00:17:25,960
You just got to chill out.
420
00:17:27,658 --> 00:17:29,270
It's not like we're dating.
421
00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:34,052
No,but I thought we'd be friends.
422
00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:38,133
But friends consider other people's feelings.
423
00:17:38,175 --> 00:17:40,510
I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.
424
00:17:52,248 --> 00:17:57,922
* I can feel this hope like a river to the ocean *
425
00:17:57,986 --> 00:18:03,993
* tell me,did you feel this way? *
426
00:18:04,025 --> 00:18:06,362
Excuse me. Sorry.
427
00:18:08,606 --> 00:18:10,561
Excuse me. Sorry.
428
00:18:12,287 --> 00:18:14,250
Uh,we were here first.
429
00:18:14,446 --> 00:18:16,912
Sorry. I'm just here to pick up my boyfriend.
Yeah?
430
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:17,902
Get in line.
431
00:18:21,717 --> 00:18:26,611
* It only made me want to be with you *
432
00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:32,083
* every time I think about you *
433
00:18:32,155 --> 00:18:37,063
* several thousand times a day *
434
00:18:37,077 --> 00:18:39,861
* I can feel this hope *
435
00:18:39,928 --> 00:18:43,442
* like a river to the ocean *
436
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:49,540
* tell me,do you feel this way? *
437
00:18:50,847 --> 00:18:52,473
All right.Thanks for coming.
438
00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:54,431
You came.
439
00:18:54,627 --> 00:18:57,271
Yeah.You guys are good!
440
00:18:57,277 --> 00:18:58,441
Surprised,right?
441
00:18:59,237 --> 00:19:01,181
Great,you guys.Awesome.
442
00:19:01,718 --> 00:19:02,823
I'll see you tomorrow.
443
00:19:02,828 --> 00:19:04,013
Man: Cool.
444
00:19:05,588 --> 00:19:06,971
Thanks for coming,you guys.
445
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:08,403
Hey,good to see you.
446
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:10,693
Hey,eric?Yeah.
447
00:19:10,746 --> 00:19:11,841
Who are all these women?
448
00:19:11,878 --> 00:19:14,053
I think we might have picked up a few fans along the way.
449
00:19:14,076 --> 00:19:15,521
I guess.
450
00:19:22,797 --> 00:19:24,371
Those girls are super aggressive.
451
00:19:24,436 --> 00:19:26,171
Sure. Hockey fans.
452
00:19:26,236 --> 00:19:28,380
Where did ivan get to,anyway?
453
00:19:28,925 --> 00:19:32,490
Yeah,ben,you got to make sure
he doesn't stay out too late tonight.
454
00:19:32,556 --> 00:19:33,981
He's got a big game tomorrow.
455
00:19:34,075 --> 00:19:37,033
Wow,buzz. Your paternal instincts are touching.
456
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,370
And I'm sure that your concern for ivan
457
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:41,762
has nothing to dowith any monetary interests.
458
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:45,291
Three beers,please.Hey,keep your head in the game.
459
00:19:45,296 --> 00:19:47,310
You're losing blondes by the hour.
460
00:19:47,445 --> 00:19:48,690
Oh,man.
461
00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:51,790
You better choose fast.Thanks.
462
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,140
What do I do?
463
00:19:54,265 --> 00:19:56,250
It would be supremely lame to blow this.
464
00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:59,792
Mm-hmm.Listen to your wingwoman.
465
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:03,332
She's trying to clear you for a landing.
466
00:20:13,075 --> 00:20:14,681
But the moose turned out to be a friend of mine.
467
00:20:15,906 --> 00:20:18,120
Morgan?Oh,thank you.
468
00:20:18,207 --> 00:20:20,020
Uh,no. No,thanks.
469
00:20:20,027 --> 00:20:21,673
I think I'm gonna have to turn in.
470
00:20:21,718 --> 00:20:23,021
Oh,really?Yeah.
471
00:20:23,026 --> 00:20:24,910
Normally,we'd be asleep hours ago.
472
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,122
Not hours.
473
00:20:27,515 --> 00:20:29,740
Thank you.Thanks for dinner.
474
00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:38,541
You know,I just can't get over it.
475
00:20:38,735 --> 00:20:40,793
You have had such a transformation.
476
00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:43,341
Oh,I'm a city girl at heart.I'm just on vacation.
477
00:20:43,395 --> 00:20:46,293
Oh,please.You own a cabin in alaska.
478
00:20:46,347 --> 00:20:49,742
Honey,this is not a vacation.This is your life.
479
00:20:50,217 --> 00:20:52,770
And what a great character you make.
You think?
480
00:20:52,838 --> 00:20:54,500
I don't think my story's all that splashy.
481
00:20:54,508 --> 00:20:56,371
Well,it's not about splashy,you know?
482
00:20:56,438 --> 00:20:58,132
You gave up coure for flannel.
483
00:20:58,137 --> 00:20:59,432
America will love that.
484
00:20:59,437 --> 00:21:01,681
Oh,no. I do not wear flannel.This is jack'S.
485
00:21:01,687 --> 00:21:03,133
I just put it on'cause I'm chilly.
486
00:21:03,636 --> 00:21:05,801
And jack.Should we talk jack?
487
00:21:05,815 --> 00:21:08,622
The perfect man to bring out your inner bumpkin.
488
00:21:08,885 --> 00:21:11,031
I'm telling you,every career woman in america's
489
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,890
gonna want to cash in her 401k
490
00:21:12,946 --> 00:21:15,271
to let a guy like that sweep her off her feet.
491
00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:16,681
Hey,easy,morgan fairchild.
492
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:18,313
I don't want to have to catfight you for him.
493
00:21:19,615 --> 00:21:20,832
Oh,you know,it's getting late.
494
00:21:20,868 --> 00:21:23,161
I'm keeping you up.
No,no.
495
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,251
And I really do have to go.
496
00:21:25,307 --> 00:21:29,823
I am due to have dessert with the mayor of petersburg tonight.
497
00:21:29,868 --> 00:21:34,073
And then tomorrow,I'm opening a club in wrangell.
Wow.
498
00:21:34,096 --> 00:21:35,383
No rest for the wicked.
499
00:21:35,457 --> 00:21:37,261
That sounds like fun.
Really?
500
00:21:37,267 --> 00:21:40,600
Believe it or not,I am a night person. I swear.
501
00:21:40,605 --> 00:21:42,191
Well,trust me,you wouldn't enjoy this.
502
00:21:42,206 --> 00:21:43,823
It's gonna be way too loud,way too crowded,
503
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:46,172
and you would have to get all dressed up
504
00:21:46,176 --> 00:21:48,593
in the most uncomfortable clothes imaginable.
505
00:21:48,596 --> 00:21:50,481
I used to do that all the time.
506
00:21:51,025 --> 00:21:52,431
Thanks again for dinner.
507
00:21:52,495 --> 00:21:54,542
Pleasure.That was so sweet of you.
508
00:21:54,548 --> 00:21:55,600
So I'll see you tomorrow?
509
00:21:55,635 --> 00:21:57,853
I assume I can find you at the chieftain.
510
00:21:57,857 --> 00:21:59,643
Uh,you're probably right.
511
00:22:00,657 --> 00:22:02,312
Okay,good night.Good night.
512
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:19,132
Both: 1,2,3!
513
00:22:22,616 --> 00:22:23,560
Good stuff.
514
00:22:24,826 --> 00:22:25,761
Another.
515
00:22:25,768 --> 00:22:27,131
You're not driving are you?
516
00:22:27,165 --> 00:22:28,621
No,I'm with my friends.
517
00:22:30,847 --> 00:22:32,922
Oh,no.When did they leave?
518
00:22:33,188 --> 00:22:34,972
About your third one of these.
519
00:22:35,336 --> 00:22:37,123
You're a pretty bad wingwoman.
520
00:22:37,227 --> 00:22:40,732
Well,you messed up,too.You were supposed to pick one.
521
00:22:40,738 --> 00:22:43,653
Hot girls get bored!
Hot girls are lame.
522
00:22:45,646 --> 00:22:47,751
Oh! Easy does it.
523
00:22:48,616 --> 00:22:50,292
Almost there.
524
00:22:51,158 --> 00:22:54,013
Wow,your house is huge!
525
00:22:54,045 --> 00:22:55,551
Yeah. Shh.It's an inn.
526
00:22:55,588 --> 00:22:56,992
It's a what?
527
00:23:07,535 --> 00:23:09,293
I can't do this.
528
00:23:10,517 --> 00:23:11,933
What happened?
529
00:23:12,276 --> 00:23:14,780
'Cause I'm gross and awful and no one ever picks me?
530
00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:18,181
No,no,no,no,no,no.You're great.
531
00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:20,470
You were the least annoying girl there tonight.
532
00:23:21,546 --> 00:23:23,420
I could probably take advantage of you,
533
00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:25,882
but I would not feel good about it.
534
00:23:25,915 --> 00:23:27,311
Oh.
535
00:23:27,748 --> 00:23:29,431
You're sweet.
536
00:23:30,726 --> 00:23:31,982
Okay.
537
00:23:32,785 --> 00:23:34,750
Let's get you upstairs.
Okay.
538
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,033
Oh,hold on!
539
00:23:40,497 --> 00:23:41,963
The way the moon lights your skin,
540
00:23:41,996 --> 00:23:44,813
you mind me of the paintings from my schoolbook.
541
00:23:45,395 --> 00:23:47,880
The girl with the titian hair -- yeah.
542
00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:49,453
I've heard that one before.
543
00:23:49,457 --> 00:23:52,490
Yes,your new hair.I love it.
544
00:23:52,496 --> 00:23:55,490
It looks so fresh,so sexy.
545
00:23:55,556 --> 00:23:57,171
Ivan,what are you doing?
546
00:23:57,346 --> 00:24:00,821
Ah. Why won't you kiss me? One little kiss.
547
00:24:00,828 --> 00:24:03,150
I'm not gonna feel sorry for you.
548
00:24:03,278 --> 00:24:05,412
You were covered with women at the bar.
549
00:24:05,538 --> 00:24:08,623
They were silly.You are serious,huh?
550
00:24:08,627 --> 00:24:09,913
I have had a tough year.
551
00:24:10,746 --> 00:24:13,223
Mm. You remind me of my country --
552
00:24:13,348 --> 00:24:16,202
a beautiful face with a complicated history.
553
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:17,523
And you invented the necktie.
554
00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:20,061
Oh. You study croatia?
555
00:24:20,097 --> 00:24:22,093
A-a little. I read.
556
00:24:22,197 --> 00:24:23,891
Ah. So do I.
557
00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:27,331
No one cares about history anymore.
558
00:24:27,336 --> 00:24:28,413
You said it.
559
00:24:32,116 --> 00:24:33,260
What does that mean?
560
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,811
You are a girl who is unforgettable.
561
00:24:36,026 --> 00:24:37,202
Wow,that'S...
562
00:24:38,297 --> 00:24:40,991
certainly something that's good to h-hear.
563
00:24:44,927 --> 00:24:46,373
You're -- you're drunk.
564
00:24:46,507 --> 00:24:47,901
You don't know what you're doing.
565
00:24:48,638 --> 00:24:52,370
And I-I-I don't know what I'm doing,either. I...
566
00:24:54,147 --> 00:24:56,923
I don't want to lead you on,ivan. I...
567
00:24:58,767 --> 00:25:00,280
I'm just not ready.
568
00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:04,951
So I will wait.
569
00:25:20,217 --> 00:25:23,040
Okay. I'll see you at the game tonight mm.
570
00:25:25,746 --> 00:25:27,143
Hey,babe?
571
00:25:27,715 --> 00:25:29,910
Do you ever wish we did more stuff?
572
00:25:30,427 --> 00:25:31,542
Like what?
573
00:25:31,578 --> 00:25:32,820
Just stuff.
574
00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,633
You know,go to concerts,restaurants.
575
00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:37,150
Is there a concert that you want to go to?
576
00:25:37,185 --> 00:25:39,743
Not specifically.I'm just saying.
577
00:25:39,765 --> 00:25:43,323
Okay,but there aren't really any restaurants around here.
578
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,053
We can go to anchorage again.
579
00:25:45,317 --> 00:25:47,422
It's like hundreds of miles away.
580
00:25:47,428 --> 00:25:48,950
Well,it's alaska.
581
00:25:48,956 --> 00:25:50,353
Everything's hundreds of miles away.
582
00:25:50,796 --> 00:25:53,312
So we just swear off all urban adventure?
583
00:25:53,737 --> 00:25:57,682
Hockey and chieftain burgers until the end of time?
584
00:25:58,386 --> 00:26:00,481
Is this you talking or morgan fairchild?
585
00:26:00,488 --> 00:26:02,462
No,it's just...
586
00:26:02,538 --> 00:26:04,731
I used to be...sparkly.
587
00:26:04,778 --> 00:26:05,981
I used to have fun.
588
00:26:06,436 --> 00:26:09,590
Go out at midnight,order whatever I wanted off the menu...
589
00:26:10,638 --> 00:26:12,272
wear really impractical outfits.
590
00:26:14,238 --> 00:26:16,233
You still wear impractical outfits.
591
00:26:16,245 --> 00:26:17,920
That's not what I mean.
592
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,460
Well,I mean,what do you mean?
593
00:26:20,675 --> 00:26:22,203
Everyone's been telling you how great you look,
594
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,070
how happy you seem.Are they wrong?
595
00:26:24,075 --> 00:26:27,012
No,I just don't want to wake upone morning and be a --
596
00:26:27,915 --> 00:26:29,211
a zero.
597
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,201
Don't tell me.
598
00:26:32,406 --> 00:26:34,082
This has something to do with the whole cellphone thing.
599
00:26:34,118 --> 00:26:36,300
It's a symbol,but it's bigger than that.
600
00:26:37,365 --> 00:26:39,861
I'm afraid I'm not the sam person I was in new york.
601
00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:40,822
Well,you're not.
602
00:26:41,255 --> 00:26:42,981
You came up here,and you changed.
603
00:26:43,158 --> 00:26:44,221
Isn't that what you wanted?
604
00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,262
I'm not sure.
605
00:26:47,076 --> 00:26:49,343
Okay. I won't take that personally.
606
00:26:49,346 --> 00:26:50,730
It has nothing to do with you.
607
00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:52,763
Your life up here,the choices you make,
608
00:26:52,817 --> 00:26:54,093
whether or not you're happy?
609
00:26:54,625 --> 00:26:56,841
Yeah,I guess that has nothing to do with me.
610
00:26:58,526 --> 00:27:00,092
Uh,I'm gonna go.
611
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:02,491
I'll beat the game tonight.
612
00:27:02,535 --> 00:27:04,210
If you decide that you're the kind of person
613
00:27:04,217 --> 00:27:06,330
who wants to be there with me,great.
614
00:27:27,386 --> 00:27:28,393
can I help you?
615
00:27:29,687 --> 00:27:31,060
Oh. You.
616
00:27:31,885 --> 00:27:33,670
I brought these for pastor eric.
617
00:27:33,676 --> 00:27:35,232
I know he usually has breakfast here.
618
00:27:35,426 --> 00:27:37,563
Sorry. He just stepped away.
619
00:27:37,717 --> 00:27:38,580
Fine.
620
00:27:38,716 --> 00:27:40,263
Can you give these to him?
621
00:27:41,357 --> 00:27:43,362
Oatmeal chocolate chip -- his favorite.
622
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,603
Actually,eric likes peanut butter cookies.
623
00:27:45,658 --> 00:27:47,103
Mm,not as much as these.
624
00:27:47,108 --> 00:27:48,123
I checked the website.
625
00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:49,222
There's a website?
626
00:27:49,547 --> 00:27:51,522
Iheartpastoreric.Com --
627
00:27:51,525 --> 00:27:53,040
the pastorettes started it up.
628
00:27:53,108 --> 00:27:54,283
You guys have a name?
629
00:27:55,026 --> 00:27:56,940
Just make sure he gets the cookies.
630
00:28:01,325 --> 00:28:02,030
Eric: Who was that?
631
00:28:02,095 --> 00:28:04,191
A...pastorette.
632
00:28:04,956 --> 00:28:06,492
She brought you these.
633
00:28:06,705 --> 00:28:08,481
Oatmeal chocolate chip.
634
00:28:08,678 --> 00:28:10,142
Apparently,they're your favorite.
635
00:28:11,248 --> 00:28:14,100
Oh,yeah. Yeah,yeah.
636
00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:18,823
Listen,I was thinking I could come watch you guys play again.
637
00:28:18,826 --> 00:28:19,833
Really listen this time.
638
00:28:20,715 --> 00:28:22,630
Tonight -- bad.
639
00:28:22,695 --> 00:28:23,900
Maybe next week.
640
00:28:33,836 --> 00:28:34,820
Hey.
641
00:28:35,018 --> 00:28:35,912
How'd you sleep?
642
00:28:35,996 --> 00:28:38,182
Great. I guess.
643
00:28:39,145 --> 00:28:40,521
I kind of passed out.
644
00:28:41,317 --> 00:28:43,320
Hey,we didn't,you know...?
645
00:28:43,328 --> 00:28:45,390
Oh,no. No.
646
00:28:45,398 --> 00:28:47,721
Just so you know,I'm not usually like that.
647
00:28:47,778 --> 00:28:49,123
Yeah,me neither.
648
00:28:49,165 --> 00:28:50,360
But I liked it.
649
00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:55,913
You want to get breakfast?
650
00:28:55,918 --> 00:29:00,062
Oh,I'm not much of a breakfast person.
No,me neither.
651
00:29:00,556 --> 00:29:01,672
Okay.
652
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:04,861
D-do you want a tour of the town?
653
00:29:06,217 --> 00:29:07,492
Sure.
654
00:29:09,237 --> 00:29:10,393
Hey.
655
00:29:10,718 --> 00:29:12,201
Hello,jerome.
656
00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:14,732
Movie star.
657
00:29:14,917 --> 00:29:15,921
Can I have your autograph?
658
00:29:15,925 --> 00:29:18,103
Mai,I'm not actually in the movie.
659
00:29:18,136 --> 00:29:19,272
I know that.
660
00:29:19,278 --> 00:29:21,772
But when the embarrassing details of your personal life come out,
661
00:29:21,777 --> 00:29:23,553
I'm gonna get a lot of money for this.
662
00:29:24,498 --> 00:29:26,230
Everyone's gonna see this movie,
663
00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:28,451
especially with dolly parton playing me.
664
00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:30,880
You guys,this is a small movie.
665
00:29:30,946 --> 00:29:33,100
I don't think there's anybody famous going to be in it.
666
00:29:33,107 --> 00:29:35,182
In your movie,maybe,but in my movie,
667
00:29:35,215 --> 00:29:37,683
it's dolly parton and charles bronson.
668
00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:40,130
They can do that with computers,you know,now.
669
00:29:40,188 --> 00:29:43,182
Bobby de niro plays me.
Whoo!
670
00:29:43,505 --> 00:29:45,090
But he looks nothing like you.
671
00:29:45,145 --> 00:29:47,593
So what? He captures my intensity.
672
00:29:47,796 --> 00:29:49,763
I see some famke janssen in you.
673
00:29:50,398 --> 00:29:54,022
I think billy bob thornton would do me justice.
674
00:29:56,075 --> 00:29:57,411
And who would play you?
675
00:29:57,775 --> 00:30:00,070
Who knows? I'm not even the lead in the movie of my own life.
676
00:30:00,105 --> 00:30:00,972
I'm just a groupie.
677
00:30:01,018 --> 00:30:03,180
Hmm?
Turns out eric has fans.
678
00:30:03,187 --> 00:30:04,411
You don't say.
Yes.
679
00:30:04,426 --> 00:30:06,162
And they bake.
Oh.
680
00:30:07,547 --> 00:30:09,710
Hmm. Watch out,jerome.
681
00:30:09,745 --> 00:30:11,401
Here comes your girlfriend.
682
00:30:12,698 --> 00:30:15,402
Oh,easy,billy bob.
683
00:30:16,928 --> 00:30:18,381
Welcome,miss fairchild.
684
00:30:18,426 --> 00:30:21,863
Hi. Hello,muse. How are you?
I'm great.
685
00:30:22,216 --> 00:30:23,240
Um...
686
00:30:24,667 --> 00:30:26,021
hey,listen.
687
00:30:26,077 --> 00:30:27,762
Are you still opening that club tonight?
688
00:30:27,775 --> 00:30:28,610
Yeah,that's right.
689
00:30:28,656 --> 00:30:30,921
Oh,I would love to come with you.
Uh...
690
00:30:30,857 --> 00:30:33,380
I also am available.
691
00:30:33,856 --> 00:30:35,133
That's good to know.
692
00:30:36,275 --> 00:30:38,182
Now,look,this club,it's not your thing.
693
00:30:38,235 --> 00:30:39,231
No,I know it seems like that,
694
00:30:39,246 --> 00:30:41,731
but it is really what I need right now. Trust me.
695
00:30:41,905 --> 00:30:42,973
I can't even stay for the game.
696
00:30:43,016 --> 00:30:45,621
I have to leave as soon as I sing.
Oh.
697
00:30:46,106 --> 00:30:47,631
Well,I don't need to go to the game.
698
00:30:48,066 --> 00:30:49,271
I'll meet you at the club.
699
00:30:49,878 --> 00:30:50,752
Okay.
700
00:30:57,778 --> 00:31:00,923
Hey. Wingwoman,huh?
Yeah.
701
00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:03,473
Guess I got myself a fan.
Well played.
702
00:31:03,535 --> 00:31:04,422
Have you seen ivan?
703
00:31:04,498 --> 00:31:05,693
No,I haven't seen him since he,
704
00:31:05,696 --> 00:31:06,781
uh,took off last night.
705
00:31:11,476 --> 00:31:14,941
Annie,did ivan go home with you last night?
706
00:31:14,986 --> 00:31:16,961
Um,he walked me home.
707
00:31:17,038 --> 00:31:17,931
He did not come in.
708
00:31:17,965 --> 00:31:21,642
I am a lady,thank you very much for asking.
Okay.
709
00:31:22,417 --> 00:31:24,462
I-I-I got to go call theresa.
710
00:31:24,837 --> 00:31:28,481
Annie,you better not have messed with that boy.
711
00:31:28,918 --> 00:31:31,062
I got a lot of money riding on him.
712
00:31:31,065 --> 00:31:32,192
I didn't touch him.
713
00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:43,182
Your drunk ass was supposed to be at the rink two hours ago.
714
00:31:43,227 --> 00:31:44,481
But I don't feel good.
715
00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,522
I don't care.
716
00:31:49,006 --> 00:31:52,323
Ladies and gentlemen,here to sing our national anthem,
717
00:31:52,326 --> 00:31:55,712
hollywood legend morgan fairchild!
718
00:31:57,588 --> 00:32:06,660
* Oh,say,can you see by the dawn's early light *
719
00:32:06,727 --> 00:32:16,193
* what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's la gleaming? *
720
00:32:14,348 --> 00:32:15,361
Ben!
721
00:32:16,005 --> 00:32:17,351
Oh,no.
722
00:32:18,218 --> 00:32:19,422
Get his stuff.
723
00:32:19,865 --> 00:32:21,552
Where the hell were you guys?
724
00:32:21,586 --> 00:32:23,713
I was about to have a heart attack.
That's not funny.
725
00:32:23,717 --> 00:32:25,912
Well,what happened?
Ivan happened!
726
00:32:25,948 --> 00:32:27,590
He threw up twice on the way here.
727
00:32:27,627 --> 00:32:28,811
I don't know a lot about hockey,
728
00:32:28,815 --> 00:32:30,332
but I'm guessing that's not good.
729
00:32:30,747 --> 00:32:38,252
* ...Gallantly streaming and the rockets' red glare *
730
00:32:38,307 --> 00:32:42,641
* the bombs bursting in air *
731
00:32:42,676 --> 00:32:47,220
* gave proof through the night *
732
00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:51,850
* that our flag was still there *
733
00:32:51,876 --> 00:32:57,210
* oh,say,does that star-spangled *
734
00:32:57,227 --> 00:33:01,890
* Banner yet wave *
735
00:33:01,978 --> 00:33:06,641
* o'er the land of the free *
736
00:33:06,698 --> 00:33:16,043
* and the home of the bra-a-a-ave? *
737
00:33:32,506 --> 00:33:33,700
Morgan: Marin!
738
00:33:34,486 --> 00:33:35,550
Hi!
739
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:39,391
Hi!
Oh,you made it.
740
00:33:39,898 --> 00:33:42,300
And look -- you look fabulous.
You do.
741
00:33:42,305 --> 00:33:43,222
Hey.
Hey.
742
00:33:43,225 --> 00:33:44,001
You want to dance?
743
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,111
Sorry. I'm with a friend.
744
00:33:45,176 --> 00:33:47,551
Uh,excuse us.
Thank you.
745
00:33:47,876 --> 00:33:50,173
Oh,thanks.
I've missed all this.
746
00:33:57,106 --> 00:33:58,761
Oh,you.
747
00:33:59,195 --> 00:34:00,490
What,do you groom now?
748
00:34:00,937 --> 00:34:02,561
Never been in a hair salon.
749
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,223
Smells pretty good.
750
00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:06,551
Well,I'd offer you a wash and set,
751
00:34:06,556 --> 00:34:09,251
but I don't want to freak you out with my heartfelt gestes.
752
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:11,122
Look,I thought about what you were saying.
753
00:34:13,136 --> 00:34:14,542
You deserve better.
754
00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:18,413
I understand if you don't want to do the surgery.
755
00:34:20,137 --> 00:34:23,411
All I wanted to know is that my kidney would be taken care of.
756
00:34:23,448 --> 00:34:25,731
I'm not used to letting people do stuff for me.
757
00:34:26,826 --> 00:34:29,633
But I was thinking,having your kidney,
758
00:34:30,466 --> 00:34:31,981
maybe you'll rub off on me.
759
00:34:32,347 --> 00:34:34,651
Are you purposefully trying to make me cry?
760
00:34:37,058 --> 00:34:38,801
If we make it through this thing okay,
761
00:34:38,848 --> 00:34:40,790
I was thinking maybe I'd take you,me,
762
00:34:40,798 --> 00:34:42,110
and your kidney out somewhere.
763
00:34:43,355 --> 00:34:46,462
Maybe a george michael concert or something.
764
00:34:46,757 --> 00:34:49,573
Cash,you're sweet.
765
00:34:50,377 --> 00:34:52,471
But he doesn't really do concerts anymore,
766
00:34:52,476 --> 00:34:53,941
just community service.
767
00:35:04,678 --> 00:35:06,610
Hey,have you seen my friend?
768
00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:07,620
I'll be your friend.
769
00:35:07,627 --> 00:35:08,601
Thanks,but no.
770
00:35:08,667 --> 00:35:09,783
Hey,what's the problem?
771
00:35:09,786 --> 00:35:10,852
No,I don't have a problem.
772
00:35:10,896 --> 00:35:12,321
I just didn't come here to meet anybody.
773
00:35:12,368 --> 00:35:13,681
Why else would you come here?
774
00:35:14,046 --> 00:35:15,153
Watch the hands.
775
00:35:19,198 --> 00:35:20,690
There you are.
776
00:35:21,668 --> 00:35:23,141
Seriously?
777
00:35:23,175 --> 00:35:25,312
It's not even legal in new york anymore.
778
00:35:25,347 --> 00:35:27,651
Listen,there's another place we can check out after this.
779
00:35:28,965 --> 00:35:31,280
"After this."
Yeah,the night is young.
780
00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:33,442
You're on fire.
781
00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:36,323
Oh,I don't know about that. No,marin,turn around!
782
00:35:36,646 --> 00:35:39,343
Oh,my god! God! Aah!
783
00:35:41,297 --> 00:35:43,651
Thanks. Here. honey...
784
00:35:44,316 --> 00:35:45,683
this is perfect.
785
00:35:45,806 --> 00:35:46,493
Act break!
786
00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:47,543
I'm sorry?
787
00:35:47,558 --> 00:35:48,661
For the movie.
788
00:35:48,845 --> 00:35:50,970
Marin hasn't been to a club in a million years.
789
00:35:50,977 --> 00:35:53,160
She goes,she's completely out of her element!
790
00:35:53,217 --> 00:35:54,811
Literally,she catches on fire.
791
00:35:55,448 --> 00:35:57,203
Yes,I might find that funny
792
00:35:57,207 --> 00:35:58,402
if it hadn't just happened to me.
793
00:35:58,445 --> 00:35:59,883
No,relax. Hey,listen.
794
00:35:59,885 --> 00:36:01,443
You're the one who said you missed all this --
795
00:36:01,488 --> 00:36:02,931
the fun,the excitement,
796
00:36:02,935 --> 00:36:04,482
the "who knows what the night will bring?"
797
00:36:04,535 --> 00:36:06,553
Yes,I think I do know what the night will bring,
798
00:36:06,987 --> 00:36:08,521
which is why I need to go.
799
00:36:08,636 --> 00:36:09,813
I'm sorry.
800
00:36:09,925 --> 00:36:11,522
Someplace else I need to be.
801
00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:16,400
Go!
802
00:36:22,767 --> 00:36:23,890
Close game.
803
00:36:23,927 --> 00:36:25,780
Yeah. Hey,what took you so long?
804
00:36:26,457 --> 00:36:27,543
Thought maybe you went back to new york.
805
00:36:27,566 --> 00:36:29,833
Oh,I'm sorry about before.
806
00:36:29,895 --> 00:36:31,213
Yeah,me too.
807
00:36:31,368 --> 00:36:32,201
But I get it.
808
00:36:32,246 --> 00:36:34,083
You do?
Yeah.
809
00:36:34,085 --> 00:36:35,542
I mean,if I moved to new york,
810
00:36:35,546 --> 00:36:37,002
I'd want to hold on to who I am.
811
00:36:37,177 --> 00:36:40,762
I wouldn't want to start wearing suits
and drinking all kinds of martinis.
812
00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:44,161
That's not all new york men do,but okay.
813
00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:45,040
Go on.
814
00:36:45,045 --> 00:36:46,983
Well,maybe I didn't kw you back then,
815
00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:49,161
but new york,that life --
816
00:36:49,687 --> 00:36:51,630
that's what made you who you are.
817
00:36:52,235 --> 00:36:54,273
And I never want you to change that.
818
00:36:56,397 --> 00:36:57,563
Have you been smoking?
819
00:36:57,498 --> 00:37:00,021
Uh,no,but I was briefly on fire.
820
00:37:01,057 --> 00:37:02,290
Long story.
821
00:37:02,348 --> 00:37:04,533
Well,for the record,uh...
822
00:37:04,688 --> 00:37:06,010
if I ever do sell that number,
823
00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:06,841
you're not building a deck.
824
00:37:06,886 --> 00:37:10,333
I am getting myself a very fancy pair of shoes.
825
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,970
Okay. Whatever you say,coach.
826
00:37:19,666 --> 00:37:22,333
Yahoo! Pass it!
827
00:37:58,398 --> 00:37:59,643
Hey,jerome!
828
00:38:00,395 --> 00:38:01,523
On duty.
829
00:38:03,487 --> 00:38:04,592
Hi,there.
830
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:05,742
Hi.
831
00:38:05,746 --> 00:38:07,472
Oh,I'm sorry about leaving you last night.
832
00:38:07,507 --> 00:38:09,183
Ah,I wondered what happened to you.
833
00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:10,450
Well,that scene --
834
00:38:10,518 --> 00:38:12,062
it wasn't me.
835
00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:14,571
And I hope I didn't waste your time,
836
00:38:14,636 --> 00:38:17,511
but...I think I want to hold on to my life.
837
00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:20,510
It's not over yet,and I need to see what happens.
838
00:38:20,588 --> 00:38:21,790
I understand.
839
00:38:21,946 --> 00:38:25,731
You helped remind me of why I'm here.
Good.
840
00:38:26,866 --> 00:38:29,103
This may work out for the best.
841
00:38:29,106 --> 00:38:31,181
You know who has a fantastic life?
Hmm?
842
00:38:31,218 --> 00:38:32,432
Mai washington.
843
00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:33,480
Oh,what a story.
844
00:38:33,486 --> 00:38:35,370
And I've always wanted to play asian.
845
00:38:36,486 --> 00:38:37,693
Ready,iss fairchild.
846
00:38:37,728 --> 00:38:39,883
Ah,jerome awaits.
847
00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:41,823
Take care,marin.
You too.
848
00:38:54,397 --> 00:38:57,393
Eric: Thank you all for coming here today.
849
00:38:57,296 --> 00:38:59,582
I know that it doesn't look like much yet...
850
00:38:59,965 --> 00:39:01,173
...But
851
00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:03,041
As far as I'm concerned,
852
00:39:03,085 --> 00:39:04,603
the church is this right here --
853
00:39:05,855 --> 00:39:08,701
all of you -- all of us.
854
00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:09,580
Sorry.
855
00:39:09,995 --> 00:39:11,020
You again.
856
00:39:11,055 --> 00:39:12,660
Yes. It is.
857
00:39:14,415 --> 00:39:19,582
A church starts with the people who believe in it,
858
00:39:19,645 --> 00:39:23,583
and I wrote this song for the woman who believes in me...
859
00:39:24,247 --> 00:39:27,210
...who's very hard to surprise,by the way.
860
00:39:28,437 --> 00:39:33,123
* I know it makes you want to cry sometimes *
861
00:39:33,707 --> 00:39:38,452
* it makes you feel like a kid,doesn't it? *
862
00:39:39,438 --> 00:39:44,223
* Look up in the sky sometimes *
863
00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:49,171
* and it seems it's all falling on you *
864
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:51,311
* when I see,*
865
00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:54,183
* when I see you,sara *
866
00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:59,531
* I can see there's a light shining through *
867
00:40:00,907 --> 00:40:05,753
* and when you look into my eyes,sweet sara *
868
00:40:06,865 --> 00:40:10,901
* you can see what I see in you *
869
00:40:14,868 --> 00:40:18,212
We all love to lose ourselves in a good movie.
870
00:40:18,366 --> 00:40:21,882
When I was a girl,I loved "the wizard of oz"...
871
00:40:21,885 --> 00:40:24,090
* that's love,love,love *
872
00:40:24,098 --> 00:40:29,801
Especially the moment when dorothy opens
the door into that fantastic world.
873
00:40:29,498 --> 00:40:31,150
* When it's reflecting on,*
874
00:40:31,158 --> 00:40:33,450
* reflecting on you *
875
00:40:35,027 --> 00:40:39,500
* when I see,when I see you,sara *
876
00:40:40,627 --> 00:40:43,122
* I can see there's a light... *
877
00:40:42,537 --> 00:40:47,003
But once dorothy appreciated how bright and beautiful everything was,
878
00:40:47,008 --> 00:40:50,670
she realized she had a bit of a mess on her hands.
879
00:40:50,828 --> 00:40:55,101
One of the classic examples of "be careful what you wish for."
880
00:40:55,538 --> 00:40:57,773
Spend five minutes in a fantasy
881
00:40:57,827 --> 00:41:02,231
and you just might find yourself wishing for your old life back.
882
00:41:02,236 --> 00:41:04,853
Yeah,larry,I'm gonna need another week to get your money.
883
00:41:06,288 --> 00:41:08,721
I'll get your money in one week,larry.
884
00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:15,561
Marin: We miss what's right in front of us
885
00:41:15,565 --> 00:41:17,660
when we're busy looking over the rainbow.
886
00:41:22,697 --> 00:41:26,821
But sometimes it takes stepping into someone else's world
887
00:41:26,825 --> 00:41:29,893
to realize how much you love the life you have.
888
00:41:29,925 --> 00:41:34,450
Just how lucky you are,you are
889
00:41:35,288 --> 00:41:37,350
everywhere you look...
890
00:41:36,755 --> 00:41:39,110
marin: Because no matter how magical the movies are,
891
00:41:39,507 --> 00:41:44,421
at the end of the day,there's no place like home.
892
00:41:44,525 --> 00:41:47,003
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