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I see this experience as
being born again.
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Born into the world,
from the world itself.
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And I don't know.
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There's just something kind
of beautiful about that.
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Not a religious thing.. I...
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Don't die.
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Don't die.
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Don't die.
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Don't die. Don't die.
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Don't die.
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Don't die..
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Okay... Okay... Okay.
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Okay.
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Fucking kidding me.
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It's gonna work.
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It's gonna work.
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It's gonna work.
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It's gonna work.
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Right now.
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Fuck!
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Okay. Maybe this...
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Maybe this is some kind of a
fucking joke, Man.
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This can't possibly be happening.
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Okay, maybe it's happening, but it's.. It's not
happening the way that I think it's happening.
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It's just.. It's not happening the
way that I think it's happening.
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You look like shit.
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Okay, I got to think this out.
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I took the morning.
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I skimmed through the
Marketing Research.
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I was gonna go meet the
client for lunch.
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I was driving, got my car, I was
on the phone, was talking to Terry.
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Was it raining?
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I can't remember.
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Jesus Christ.
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Okay, I'm recording.
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So, um...
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I've started talking to myself,
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which I take as a bad sign in
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just about any situation.
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So, I decided that I'm gonna
address my phone.
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Hello.
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Uh... I guess.. I guess I'm
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thinking that a disaster like
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this would lead to some kind
of a public response.
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I think it would have to.
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Which brings me to the question,
where the hell is everyone?
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It's 15, 20 minutes to call it in,
half an hour to dispatch.
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I mean, it wouldn't even take
that long.
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It's probably only a couple of
feet of dirt.
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All right, it's 1:48 in the afternoon.
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I haven't even been down here
for an hour.. I'm fine.
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Everything's fine.
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I'm fine.
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You're fine.
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Everybody's fine.
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I just got to wait..
Just got to wait.
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Nothing to do but wait.
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You know, mother nature just
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came by for a little,
unexpected visit, so...
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Fantastic.
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How would I sell mud, I wonder.
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Oh, my God.
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I cannot believe that I am stuck
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down here, and terry got to go
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to the meeting,
and he probably fucked it up.
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I got to get out of here.
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Okay, that can't be good.
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Yep.
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You are slowly tilting to the
left, aren't you?
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Ow!
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Fucker.
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Where are you?
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That's 20.
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That's 20%.. Or 21% or...
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Or...
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Or something.
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And the... Rest is nitrogen and
traces of other shit, like...
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Hydrogen and Carbon Dioxide.
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That's why they say it's like
the silent killer.
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It's the Co2 that kills.
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I'm like the fucking blob.
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I'm like the fucking blob.
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Why can't I be like Steve McQueen?
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Steve McQueen would have found
a way out of this by now.
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Steve McQueen would already be
up on the surface, at a bar,
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having a drink and a smoke
and a laugh.
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I'm down here stuck, because
I wanted to move to california.
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Fuck.
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Why did I move to california..
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Where there are mudslides, apparently?
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Mudslides.
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There isn't even any fucking water
in california, and there are mudslides!
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Oh, fuck.
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There's no water.
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It's a goddamn, glorified desert,
but when the water
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comes, hold on to your ass, everybody,
'cause you're gonna get fucked in it!
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Well, you know what?
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You know what?
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you, California.
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Fuck you and your fucking raisins.
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I mean, what a stupid ad
campaign that was, right?
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Okay.
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I got to calm down.
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I got to calm.. I got to calm down.
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I got enough air.
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I'm gonna be okay.
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I just need to calm down.
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Okay, come here.
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What?
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Come here.
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What? What? What?
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Look, film this.
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It's right here.
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This. Look at this mess.
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Holy shit. What is that?
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Mr. Del Acosta, as you can
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see, our yard has been decimated
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by a pack of unruly coyotes.
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They come down from the
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mountains in the hours before
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dawn and destroy our humble yard
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that I've worked so hard to create.
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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Can I just.. Can I ask a question?
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Why don't you just talk to him?
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Talk to who?
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Our landlord, Del Acosta.
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I am talking to him.
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You're filming me talking to him.
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I know, but it's just..
It's a little antagonistic.
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Don't you think?
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I'm protecting my rights, Jackson.
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We pay rent for this place.
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Uh huh.
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I'll probably just use it for
my Small Claims Class.
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But still, it's important to document.
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Just covering my ass here.
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I thought I was covering your ass.
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My God. Give me that.
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What?
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Stop it.
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See how this feels?
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Yeah, it feels pretty good.
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Feels.. Oh, it feels good?
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Yeah.
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You want me to try?
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Yeah.
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Mr. Del Acosta..
Well, you're moving in on me.
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You.. Stop it.
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That's how it feels.
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You can do it again.
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I just.. I'm saying,
I need to see more passion.
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I need more passion, okay?
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You want to see passion?
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Yeah.
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I should have gone shopping
for that stuff.
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I better save my battery.
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Endeara springs...
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I'm so sorry. What is the line?
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What is the slogan?
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Just drink it.
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Do I say, "Just drink it," or
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do you want me to just drink it?
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I'm sorry.
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Just pop the cap open and
start drinking it.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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What's the problem?
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It's.. The cap's not coming off.
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Is this glued?
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I'm sorry, I can't get this open.
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It's just.. I'm sorry.
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You got it.
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Just keep going. Come on.
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What is the problem?
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Jackson?
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Wake up!
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Ow.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Ow!
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Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp,
cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp.
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Ah.
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Oh.
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh, my God.
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Over five hours passed.
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Oh, my God.
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I wonder if I'm tired because
I'm running out of oxygen.
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No, you're tired because you
haven't slept.
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Just.. You just didn't sleep
last night.
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You were working on the pitch.
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You were up late, so...
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It hasn't been that long.
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Just relax.
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Relax.
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All right, give me something hollow.
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Unh unh unh unh unh.
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Aah!
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Blech.
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Ugh.
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I was planning on
masturbating, too.
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Ohhh, scratch that idea.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no. No.
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Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
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Shit!
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Okay.
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Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Why did I do that?
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Why did I just do that?
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Oh, Man.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Oh, God, that was good.
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Okay.
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I know I'm not the best
person in the world.
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But I'm also.. I'm not the
worst person in the world.
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And I just..
I just want to say this, that...
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If you get me out of this,
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Then I.. I know you've heard
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this before, but if you get me
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out of this, I mean it.
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I will do anything.
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I will do anything.
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Anything.
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I just.. I just want to see
Laurie again.
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I just had to record this
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because I can't believe that
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bands still go out of their way
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to record their shit on vinyl.
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What is that?
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Is that, like, some cool hipster
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thing that I'm not aware of?
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I don't know.
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Do you like it, though, the song?
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What's it about?
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Heroin.
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I was gonna say heroin, actually.
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Oh, you would have been correct.
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Hmm.
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"Rat's rabbits are calling."
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Yeah.
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I think that's drug influenced.
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Do you like it?
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I mean, it's okay.
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Why?
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'Cause I was thinking, if you liked
it, you could give it to somebody.
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Is that was that was all
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about, me just playing this so
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that you could ask me for
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another favor for your brother?
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I know you think he's a loser,
but, you know, you know people.
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You have connections.
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Maybe you could give it to someone.
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Okay, first of all, I never said
that your brother was a loser.
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I just think he's really unreliable.
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And second of all,
I don't work in radio.
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I work in commercials.
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I've told you this.
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What can I do?
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You broadcast your commercials
on the radio.
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Look at the little lawyer
nailing me on a technicality.
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That's true.
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He looks up to you.
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You know, he thinks you're cool.
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Oh, come on.
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That is such B.S.
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Your brother doesn't even use
the word "Cool."
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And he wouldn't use it to
describe me.
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I'm and "Ad" man.
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I like everything rock and
roll is against.
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Is that a no?
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You're really lucky you're cute.
273
00:25:21,183 --> 00:25:23,786
You know that?
274
00:25:24,319 --> 00:25:26,021
Have him convert it to an mp3,
275
00:25:26,021 --> 00:25:29,124
and I will see what I can do.
276
00:25:29,124 --> 00:25:31,760
Aren't we a little old for Easter?
277
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,996
No. Never.
278
00:25:33,996 --> 00:25:36,331
Easter is important, Jackson.
279
00:25:36,331 --> 00:25:41,269
The Easter Egg represents new
life, resurrection.
280
00:25:41,269 --> 00:25:42,838
Okay.
281
00:25:42,838 --> 00:25:44,907
The egg lays dormant with its
282
00:25:44,907 --> 00:25:46,942
life suspended until it's ready
283
00:25:46,942 --> 00:25:50,012
to hatch into something new.
284
00:25:50,012 --> 00:25:51,079
That's beautiful.
285
00:25:51,079 --> 00:25:52,648
Is that why you boil the shit
286
00:25:52,648 --> 00:25:55,050
out of them and then soak
them in food coloring?
287
00:25:55,050 --> 00:25:59,722
I'm a believer.
288
00:25:59,722 --> 00:26:02,090
You want to go hunt some eggs?
289
00:26:02,090 --> 00:26:06,795
If that means what I think it means.
290
00:26:06,795 --> 00:26:07,630
Come on, Babe.
291
00:26:07,630 --> 00:26:09,698
It's not even gonna be Easter anymore.
292
00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:10,933
Okay.
293
00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:12,000
Yeah? You ready?
294
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:12,735
Yeah.
295
00:26:12,735 --> 00:26:16,138
Wow. Finally.
296
00:26:16,138 --> 00:26:18,073
Whoa.
297
00:26:18,073 --> 00:26:20,909
You know, I never had Easter Egg
Hunts like this when I was a kid.
298
00:26:20,909 --> 00:26:22,044
Aah!
299
00:26:22,044 --> 00:26:23,712
What?
300
00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:26,014
What?
301
00:26:26,014 --> 00:26:26,815
No, no! No!
302
00:26:26,815 --> 00:26:30,152
Why are you so shy?
303
00:26:30,152 --> 00:26:31,419
I think I'm done with the filming.
304
00:26:31,419 --> 00:26:32,921
No, no, no.
305
00:26:32,921 --> 00:26:34,122
Keep filming.
306
00:26:34,122 --> 00:26:35,791
Okay.
307
00:26:35,791 --> 00:26:39,161
I mean, I won't have my hands
free for "Hunting."
308
00:26:39,161 --> 00:26:42,230
Well, it depends on what
you're hunting.
309
00:26:42,230 --> 00:26:43,666
What do you think I'm hunting?
310
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:46,802
Eggs.
311
00:26:46,802 --> 00:26:50,873
Well, you already found mine.
312
00:26:50,873 --> 00:26:51,406
Oh, come on.
313
00:26:51,406 --> 00:26:55,443
Easter Egg is, like,
the perfect metaphor.
314
00:26:55,443 --> 00:27:00,916
Are you serious?
315
00:27:00,916 --> 00:27:02,250
Yeah.
316
00:27:22,137 --> 00:27:24,439
No more miracles.
317
00:27:24,439 --> 00:27:26,274
I'm not gonna convince myself
318
00:27:26,274 --> 00:27:31,714
that God is gonna reach down
and pull me out of this shit.
319
00:27:32,881 --> 00:27:37,285
I don't believe in miracles.
320
00:27:37,285 --> 00:27:46,261
You want something done right,
you got to do it yourself.
321
00:27:46,261 --> 00:27:47,162
Burma.
322
00:27:47,162 --> 00:27:49,297
Why did you say Burma?
323
00:27:49,297 --> 00:27:50,966
I panicked.
324
00:27:50,966 --> 00:27:53,435
Forget the penguin on the telly.
325
00:27:53,435 --> 00:27:54,837
It ain't Burma anymore.
326
00:27:54,837 --> 00:27:55,904
No, Sir.
327
00:27:55,904 --> 00:27:56,972
Don't like your name?
328
00:27:56,972 --> 00:27:57,940
Well, that's okay.
329
00:27:57,940 --> 00:27:59,174
We can change it for you.
330
00:27:59,174 --> 00:28:00,242
We're in advertising.
331
00:28:00,242 --> 00:28:02,310
Shit, we can change anything.
332
00:28:02,310 --> 00:28:05,881
Recently toppled your
National Government?
333
00:28:05,881 --> 00:28:07,149
Well, terrific.
334
00:28:07,149 --> 00:28:09,251
Congratulations, you know?
335
00:28:09,251 --> 00:28:11,319
What is your chief export?
336
00:28:11,319 --> 00:28:12,755
Heroin?
337
00:28:12,755 --> 00:28:14,422
Well, you know that used to be a
338
00:28:14,422 --> 00:28:16,291
problem, but we find that people
339
00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:18,093
are a lot more amenable to how
340
00:28:18,093 --> 00:28:20,763
Governments remain profitable
these days.
341
00:28:20,763 --> 00:28:23,899
Take bottled water for instance.
342
00:28:23,899 --> 00:28:24,432
You know?
343
00:28:24,432 --> 00:28:26,101
What better way to make money
344
00:28:26,101 --> 00:28:27,535
than to sell off your water
345
00:28:27,535 --> 00:28:29,304
rights to a private corporation
346
00:28:29,304 --> 00:28:31,006
who's gonna bottle it and sell
347
00:28:31,006 --> 00:28:32,540
it back to your poor citizens,
348
00:28:32,540 --> 00:28:34,943
who can't even afford to buy it?
349
00:28:34,943 --> 00:28:36,711
Bottled water.
350
00:28:42,785 --> 00:28:51,359
Okay, I have newspaper, plastic bags,
shirts, and five wire hangers.
351
00:28:51,359 --> 00:28:53,428
Spool of twine, two magic
352
00:28:53,428 --> 00:28:56,031
markers, about a half a roll of
353
00:28:56,031 --> 00:28:58,233
tape, a quart of motor oil,
354
00:28:58,233 --> 00:29:02,805
three empty bottles of water,
one maglite flashlight.
355
00:29:02,805 --> 00:29:05,207
I have my iphone with ear buds,
356
00:29:05,207 --> 00:29:07,575
one packet of tissues, my nail
357
00:29:07,575 --> 00:29:10,145
clipper, one pair of gardening
358
00:29:10,145 --> 00:29:12,280
gloves, one blanket, one bicycle
359
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,182
pump, five cassette tapes..
360
00:29:14,182 --> 00:29:16,985
Including "Bushmen of the
Kalahari 2."
361
00:29:16,985 --> 00:29:18,253
When the hell did I buy that?
362
00:29:18,253 --> 00:29:27,529
Two foldable camping chairs in
a pleasing blue carrying case.
363
00:29:31,099 --> 00:29:33,902
I should be able to do
something with this stuff.
364
00:30:04,599 --> 00:30:06,301
Ow.
365
00:30:06,301 --> 00:30:09,037
Damn it.
366
00:30:09,037 --> 00:30:10,172
Aah.
367
00:30:49,577 --> 00:30:53,281
Come on, come on, come on.
368
00:30:53,281 --> 00:30:57,652
There we go.
369
00:30:57,652 --> 00:30:59,387
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
370
00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:07,629
Oh, my God.
371
00:31:07,629 --> 00:31:08,263
Ahh.
372
00:31:08,263 --> 00:31:09,231
I tell you.
373
00:31:09,231 --> 00:31:14,002
It's the little things in
life you got to appreciate.
374
00:31:14,002 --> 00:31:17,172
No, I'm not talking about you, Buddy.
375
00:31:17,172 --> 00:31:21,609
I'm just talking about what
you're doing.
376
00:32:43,025 --> 00:32:44,392
Aah!
377
00:32:44,392 --> 00:32:47,262
Aah!
378
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:54,769
Uhh...
379
00:33:32,540 --> 00:33:35,110
Oh, yeah.
380
00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:36,878
There you go.
381
00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:52,127
Nice.
382
00:34:08,376 --> 00:34:10,212
Phew. Lunch break.
383
00:34:13,548 --> 00:34:16,318
Okay.
384
00:34:16,318 --> 00:34:18,220
What is on the menu?
385
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:20,488
Let me see what we've got.
386
00:34:20,488 --> 00:34:25,727
We have white fudge covered pretzels.
387
00:34:25,727 --> 00:34:27,762
Oh, my God.
388
00:34:28,596 --> 00:34:32,467
Not too many, so take it slow.
389
00:34:32,467 --> 00:34:37,772
Guaranteed to be the best meal
you ever had in your life.
390
00:34:37,772 --> 00:34:39,807
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
391
00:34:46,614 --> 00:34:50,318
Oh, my God.
392
00:34:50,318 --> 00:34:56,291
Mm, we also have,
to wash it down, silty mud water.
393
00:34:56,291 --> 00:34:58,793
The less I say about that,
the better.
394
00:35:06,901 --> 00:35:11,206
Mmm. Gritty, but good.
395
00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:42,737
Today, in Southern California,
the ancient
396
00:35:42,737 --> 00:35:46,408
tomb of Jeep Cherokee was
uncovered along with the
397
00:35:46,408 --> 00:35:49,477
mummified remains of one
Jackson Alder.
398
00:35:49,477 --> 00:35:52,414
Alder, a caucasian male, was
399
00:35:52,414 --> 00:35:55,450
believed to be in his early 30s
400
00:35:55,450 --> 00:35:59,787
at the time of his
unscheduled mummification.
401
00:35:59,787 --> 00:36:03,625
Historical Facebook records
indicate that Alder was a member
402
00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:07,529
of the groups "If one million
people join this group, nothing
403
00:36:07,529 --> 00:36:12,334
will happen" and "I still play
that game where the ground is lava."
404
00:36:12,334 --> 00:36:14,369
Scientists are running tests on
405
00:36:14,369 --> 00:36:16,338
his remains to determine what
406
00:36:16,338 --> 00:36:18,306
Alder's diet consisted of, how
407
00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:20,408
often he engaged in the sex act,
408
00:36:20,408 --> 00:36:23,611
and whether or not he can be reanimated.
409
00:36:23,611 --> 00:36:28,650
For futuristic BBC News,
I'm Ethan Hawke.
410
00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:30,485
Good night.
411
00:37:15,730 --> 00:37:16,898
Let's go. Let's go.
412
00:37:16,898 --> 00:37:22,036
Yes.
413
00:37:22,036 --> 00:37:23,305
Nice.
414
00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:56,971
Oh, yes.
415
00:38:17,592 --> 00:38:19,661
Aah!
416
00:38:19,661 --> 00:38:20,828
Okay.
417
00:38:20,828 --> 00:38:21,629
Okay.
418
00:41:11,032 --> 00:41:13,134
Please, please, please.
419
00:41:22,810 --> 00:41:24,746
Oh, yeah!
420
00:41:24,746 --> 00:41:27,649
Whoo!
421
00:41:27,649 --> 00:41:30,652
Hey!
422
00:41:30,652 --> 00:41:34,789
I'm down here!
423
00:41:34,789 --> 00:41:36,891
Oh!
424
00:41:36,891 --> 00:41:41,929
Oh, God.
425
00:41:41,929 --> 00:41:45,967
I'm down here!
426
00:41:45,967 --> 00:41:47,735
Come on down!
427
00:41:47,735 --> 00:41:49,070
There's plenty of room!
428
00:41:51,673 --> 00:42:01,282
We got muddy water to drink and
a couple of fudge covered pretzels!
429
00:42:01,282 --> 00:42:02,249
Okay.
430
00:42:02,249 --> 00:42:04,652
Okay. Okay.
431
00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:11,793
Next is wait for it to fill
up with air.
432
00:42:12,927 --> 00:42:15,429
Fuck that. I'm not waiting.
433
00:42:22,904 --> 00:42:26,207
Okay.
434
00:42:26,207 --> 00:42:30,812
Okay.
435
00:42:30,812 --> 00:42:33,815
Okay.
436
00:42:33,815 --> 00:42:40,021
And you are gonna work just
like a chimney.
437
00:42:40,021 --> 00:42:42,023
And you're gonna work.
438
00:42:53,835 --> 00:42:58,806
Help me!
439
00:42:58,806 --> 00:43:02,243
Help me!
440
00:43:02,243 --> 00:43:03,077
Shit.
441
00:43:03,077 --> 00:43:04,211
I'm down here!
442
00:43:04,211 --> 00:43:05,012
Ahh.
443
00:43:05,012 --> 00:43:08,082
Fuck!
444
00:43:08,082 --> 00:43:12,019
God!
445
00:43:20,662 --> 00:43:24,431
Oh, brilliant.
446
00:43:30,271 --> 00:43:32,173
Okay.
447
00:43:32,173 --> 00:43:34,241
(Mumbling) My Tube TV.
448
00:43:34,241 --> 00:43:36,811
What do I do with My Tube TV?
449
00:43:36,811 --> 00:43:39,914
Oh, David Letterman.
450
00:43:39,914 --> 00:43:41,816
You can throw it off a building,
451
00:43:41,816 --> 00:43:43,417
or.. I don't even know if he
452
00:43:43,417 --> 00:43:45,687
still does that anymore.
453
00:43:45,687 --> 00:43:47,889
My Hibachi.. I'm gonna give
454
00:43:47,889 --> 00:43:50,091
that to my brother, Paul, so
455
00:43:50,091 --> 00:43:52,393
that he can carry on the grand
456
00:43:52,393 --> 00:43:59,166
tradition at tailgate parties
and beach barbecue.
457
00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:00,101
Ahh.
458
00:44:01,769 --> 00:44:03,004
Okay, well, you know what?
459
00:44:03,004 --> 00:44:05,773
I don't have any more stuff
left, so...
460
00:44:05,773 --> 00:44:08,209
I'm gonna start giving stuff
away that I don't own.
461
00:44:08,209 --> 00:44:09,877
Who the fuck's gonna stop me anyway?
462
00:44:09,877 --> 00:44:13,014
So, we'll start with the...
463
00:44:13,014 --> 00:44:17,852
Eiffel...
464
00:44:17,852 --> 00:44:24,959
Tower.
465
00:44:24,959 --> 00:44:27,361
Laurie can definitely have that.
466
00:44:27,361 --> 00:44:29,997
But she's gonna have to share it
467
00:44:29,997 --> 00:44:34,068
with the other star crossed lovers...
468
00:44:34,068 --> 00:44:36,771
Even if she thinks they're assholes.
469
00:44:40,407 --> 00:44:44,511
"But must share..."
470
00:44:46,413 --> 00:44:47,849
Shit!
471
00:45:00,461 --> 00:45:02,163
Aah!
472
00:45:02,163 --> 00:45:03,898
Oh, God!
473
00:47:19,233 --> 00:47:20,667
Ugh.
474
00:47:28,509 --> 00:47:29,743
Aah.
475
00:47:37,351 --> 00:47:38,953
Aah!
476
00:48:02,243 --> 00:48:03,945
Oh!
477
00:48:17,291 --> 00:48:25,099
Oh!
478
00:49:04,038 --> 00:49:07,308
How did you get in this mess?
479
00:49:07,308 --> 00:49:13,380
Thought you guys could fly.
480
00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:16,117
God.
481
00:49:16,117 --> 00:49:17,251
If you couldn't make it out of
482
00:49:17,251 --> 00:49:20,487
this, how the fuck am I supposed
to get out of this?
483
00:49:29,463 --> 00:49:32,533
Look, I'm sorry, but...
484
00:49:32,533 --> 00:49:38,139
I may have to eat you later.
485
00:49:38,139 --> 00:49:41,408
I'm sorry, Little Bird.
486
00:49:41,408 --> 00:49:45,712
So sorry.
487
00:49:45,712 --> 00:49:49,816
No!
488
00:49:55,356 --> 00:49:55,822
Oh!
489
00:49:55,822 --> 00:49:57,724
Oh, God, if I wasn't
490
00:49:57,724 --> 00:50:02,429
such a fucking chicken shit, I would
have already gotten out of this by now.
491
00:50:02,429 --> 00:50:04,831
But I'm too stupid, and I'm too
492
00:50:04,831 --> 00:50:09,403
fucking cowardly to get out
of this.
493
00:50:09,403 --> 00:50:12,206
You always thought you were
gonna be a hero.
494
00:50:12,206 --> 00:50:14,808
There's nothing you can do.
495
00:50:14,808 --> 00:50:17,611
You're gonna die like a dog.
496
00:50:27,188 --> 00:50:30,557
Your days are numbered.
497
00:50:30,557 --> 00:50:35,862
It's a small fucking number.
498
00:50:35,862 --> 00:50:43,604
When that.. When that number
comes up, you're gone.
499
00:50:43,604 --> 00:50:45,406
My number's up.
500
00:50:52,279 --> 00:50:54,181
A little gardening?
501
00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:55,682
Yeah.
502
00:50:55,682 --> 00:50:57,851
What are you planting?
503
00:50:57,851 --> 00:50:59,353
Baby blue eyes.
504
00:50:59,353 --> 00:51:00,554
It's a wildflower native to
505
00:51:00,554 --> 00:51:03,290
California and in some parts
of Oregon, I think.
506
00:51:03,290 --> 00:51:04,725
They're really nice flowers.
507
00:51:04,725 --> 00:51:07,361
Till the coyotes come and get them.
508
00:51:07,361 --> 00:51:08,895
They're rabbits, actually.
509
00:51:08,895 --> 00:51:09,763
What?
510
00:51:09,763 --> 00:51:11,298
Well, coyotes don't eat flowers.
511
00:51:11,298 --> 00:51:14,168
It's probably rabbits, more likely.
512
00:51:14,168 --> 00:51:15,302
Either way, I guess.
513
00:51:15,302 --> 00:51:16,303
Yeah, well, either way, you
514
00:51:16,303 --> 00:51:17,271
don't have to worry about it.
515
00:51:17,271 --> 00:51:18,805
You know why?
516
00:51:18,805 --> 00:51:21,742
'Cause I'm building you a fence.
517
00:51:21,742 --> 00:51:22,643
You are?
518
00:51:22,643 --> 00:51:23,477
Mm hmm.
519
00:51:23,477 --> 00:51:24,311
That's manly.
520
00:51:24,911 --> 00:51:26,447
Tell me about it.
521
00:51:26,447 --> 00:51:27,581
Don't get too excited, though.
522
00:51:27,581 --> 00:51:28,749
It' s just gonna be a few poles,
523
00:51:28,749 --> 00:51:29,850
a little bit of chicken wire.
524
00:51:29,850 --> 00:51:31,818
Got yourself a fence.
525
00:51:31,818 --> 00:51:33,387
Thank you.
526
00:51:33,387 --> 00:51:35,156
Hey.
527
00:51:35,156 --> 00:51:37,624
I'm here to protect you.
528
00:51:37,624 --> 00:51:41,462
And our plant?
529
00:51:41,462 --> 00:51:47,434
Do you believe in second chances?
530
00:51:47,434 --> 00:51:48,835
What?
531
00:51:48,835 --> 00:51:51,638
There's something I have to
tell you.
532
00:52:02,349 --> 00:52:04,818
I, um... I wouldn't have made it
533
00:52:04,818 --> 00:52:07,488
out alive if it wasn't for you.
534
00:52:07,488 --> 00:52:09,923
I mean, you're the only reason
535
00:52:09,923 --> 00:52:12,859
that I'm here right now.
536
00:52:12,859 --> 00:52:14,661
So I just wanted to say thank
537
00:52:14,661 --> 00:52:20,434
you for living inside my head.
538
00:52:20,434 --> 00:52:26,407
It's no problem.
539
00:52:26,407 --> 00:52:27,341
Rent's cheap.
540
00:52:28,609 --> 00:52:30,644
Not many occupants.
541
00:53:23,497 --> 00:53:26,166
(Indistinct)
542
00:53:30,271 --> 00:53:32,005
Damn it.
543
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,310
What's really important are
the metrics on the
544
00:54:09,310 --> 00:54:11,678
Endeara Springs Campaign you finished.
545
00:54:11,678 --> 00:54:12,913
Pow!
546
00:54:12,913 --> 00:54:13,980
Eye popping.
547
00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:17,851
I mean, remarkable,
548
00:54:17,851 --> 00:54:19,886
considering you refused to take
549
00:54:19,886 --> 00:54:22,623
any time off after your...
You know, accident.
550
00:54:22,623 --> 00:54:23,390
Well, yeah.
551
00:54:24,325 --> 00:54:32,433
Well, this business is as much
an art as it is a science.
552
00:54:32,433 --> 00:54:35,969
And you are selling thirst
553
00:54:35,969 --> 00:54:41,508
better than anybody out there
right now.
554
00:54:41,508 --> 00:54:44,745
And I want you to know...
555
00:54:44,745 --> 00:54:54,421
I am here to protect you.
556
00:54:54,421 --> 00:54:57,358
And protect our plant.
557
00:55:02,796 --> 00:55:06,099
Laurie.
558
00:55:06,099 --> 00:55:09,069
What's wrong?
559
00:55:09,069 --> 00:55:13,106
What's wrong, Baby?
560
00:55:50,911 --> 00:55:53,179
Either way, you don't have to
worry about it.
561
00:55:53,179 --> 00:55:54,014
You know why?
562
00:55:54,014 --> 00:55:56,883
'Cause I'm gonna build you a fence.
563
00:55:56,883 --> 00:55:57,951
You are?
564
00:55:57,951 --> 00:55:58,952
Mm hmm.
565
00:55:58,952 --> 00:55:59,920
Very manly.
566
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:00,721
I know.
567
00:56:00,721 --> 00:56:02,556
Don't get too excited, though.
568
00:56:02,556 --> 00:56:04,425
It's just gonna be a few poles,
569
00:56:04,425 --> 00:56:05,759
a little chicken wire.
570
00:56:05,759 --> 00:56:07,594
Got yourself a fence.
571
00:56:07,594 --> 00:56:08,695
Well, thank you.
572
00:56:08,695 --> 00:56:09,763
You're welcome.
573
00:56:09,763 --> 00:56:12,866
I'm here to protect you.
574
00:56:12,866 --> 00:56:20,441
And our plant?
575
00:56:20,441 --> 00:56:21,442
What?
576
00:56:21,442 --> 00:56:23,143
It's, uh, nothing.
577
00:56:23,143 --> 00:56:25,078
I just have to, uh...
578
00:56:25,078 --> 00:56:27,180
I got a phone call.
579
00:56:34,521 --> 00:56:37,991
Hi, Laurie.
580
00:56:37,991 --> 00:56:39,560
Um...
581
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:43,129
I-I just want to say that I'm
sorry for my appearance.
582
00:56:43,129 --> 00:56:44,898
I know I look like shit.
583
00:56:44,898 --> 00:56:46,933
I tried to clean myself up for
584
00:56:46,933 --> 00:56:49,069
you, believe it or not, but this
585
00:56:49,069 --> 00:56:50,804
is about as good as I could do.
586
00:56:55,108 --> 00:56:55,676
Uh...
587
00:56:56,743 --> 00:56:58,712
Sorry.
588
00:56:58,712 --> 00:57:05,952
I just wanted to say that I can't
stop thinking about all the stupid...
589
00:57:05,952 --> 00:57:08,755
Conversations that we had about
590
00:57:08,755 --> 00:57:12,693
getting married, and...
591
00:57:12,693 --> 00:57:14,661
God, how many times I said that
592
00:57:14,661 --> 00:57:16,563
I didn't want to get married.
593
00:57:16,563 --> 00:57:18,599
And it's just so stupid because,
594
00:57:18,599 --> 00:57:20,166
I got to tell you, there's
595
00:57:20,166 --> 00:57:23,236
nothing that I'd rather do
than to marry you.
596
00:57:23,236 --> 00:57:25,071
God, I just wish I had the
597
00:57:25,071 --> 00:57:26,940
chance to marry you, you know?
598
00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:33,714
Just to have a family, just a normal
family.. That's all I want.
599
00:57:33,714 --> 00:57:35,916
Of course, I'd probably be
600
00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:38,251
making you a widow if we got
601
00:57:38,251 --> 00:57:42,756
married, so that's probably
not good, but...
602
00:57:42,756 --> 00:57:49,530
And we didn't even name our baby.
603
00:57:49,530 --> 00:57:51,798
Paul said that, at the hospital,
604
00:57:51,798 --> 00:57:54,067
if you don't have a name for the
605
00:57:54,067 --> 00:57:59,239
baby then, that they would
just call it Baby Alder.
606
00:57:59,239 --> 00:58:00,841
So...
607
00:58:00,841 --> 00:58:01,908
Um...
608
00:58:01,908 --> 00:58:06,279
I'm recording this video...
609
00:58:06,279 --> 00:58:08,414
For Baby Alder.
610
00:58:14,755 --> 00:58:19,760
Sorry.
611
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,162
Hi, Sweetheart.
612
00:58:22,162 --> 00:58:25,098
Hi, Baby.
613
00:58:25,098 --> 00:58:31,104
You don't know me,
but I'm your dad.
614
00:58:31,104 --> 00:58:34,741
And I just want you to know that
615
00:58:34,741 --> 00:58:36,877
I died a very happy man.. Very
616
00:58:36,877 --> 00:58:40,747
happy.. Because I was
thinking about you.
617
00:58:40,747 --> 00:58:43,316
And I don't even know if you're
618
00:58:43,316 --> 00:58:46,920
a boy or a girl or...
619
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,989
I don't know what you're gonna
620
00:58:48,989 --> 00:58:51,057
choose to do with your life or
621
00:58:51,057 --> 00:58:53,059
who you're gonna fall in love
622
00:58:53,059 --> 00:58:54,661
with and who you're gonna get
623
00:58:54,661 --> 00:58:56,162
married, or if you get married.
624
00:58:56,162 --> 00:58:58,364
But none of that matters.
625
00:58:58,364 --> 00:59:01,968
It doesn't change the way that
I feel about you, and it couldn't
626
00:59:01,968 --> 00:59:05,706
Change how much I love you.
627
00:59:05,706 --> 00:59:06,840
And I'm sorry.
628
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,109
I'm really sorry that I can't be
629
00:59:09,109 --> 00:59:14,214
there for you in your life.
630
00:59:14,214 --> 00:59:15,816
You got to believe that there's
631
00:59:15,816 --> 00:59:19,986
nothing in the world...
632
00:59:19,986 --> 00:59:22,222
That I would have wanted more
633
00:59:22,222 --> 00:59:24,658
than the chance to hold your
634
00:59:24,658 --> 00:59:27,728
little hand, and take you to
635
00:59:27,728 --> 00:59:34,334
soccer practice or ballet
practice or whatever.
636
00:59:34,334 --> 00:59:37,470
Whatever you do, I wanted that.
637
00:59:45,145 --> 00:59:49,816
You know, if you see me upset,
I-I'm sorry.
638
00:59:49,816 --> 00:59:50,984
It's not because I'm sad.
639
00:59:50,984 --> 00:59:56,189
You have to understand,
and you will one day that...
640
00:59:56,189 --> 00:59:58,892
It's 'cause I love you.
641
00:59:58,892 --> 01:00:00,026
The way that I feel and the
642
01:00:00,026 --> 01:00:03,697
tears that I'm crying right now,
they're tears of love.
643
01:00:09,102 --> 01:00:17,778
I'm gonna end this now, but I just
wanted to get a chance to meet you...
644
01:00:17,778 --> 01:00:22,215
And to tell you that you have
a father who loves you.
645
01:00:22,215 --> 01:00:23,950
You have a father that loves you
646
01:00:23,950 --> 01:00:27,688
more than anything in the world.
647
01:00:27,688 --> 01:00:30,857
And I will always be there
for you.
648
01:00:30,857 --> 01:00:32,458
Always.
649
01:00:58,151 --> 01:01:00,754
I'm here to protect you, you know.
650
01:01:00,754 --> 01:01:08,128
And our plant?
651
01:01:08,128 --> 01:01:09,429
What?
652
01:01:09,429 --> 01:01:11,364
It's, uh, nothing.
653
01:01:11,364 --> 01:01:13,299
I just have to, uh...
654
01:01:13,299 --> 01:01:15,368
I got a phone call.
655
01:02:24,905 --> 01:02:26,106
Peanut.
656
01:02:26,106 --> 01:02:27,808
Pea... Nut.
657
01:02:27,808 --> 01:02:29,442
Tell me what you think of when
658
01:02:29,442 --> 01:02:31,177
you hear the world "Peanut."
659
01:02:31,177 --> 01:02:32,212
Go.
660
01:02:32,212 --> 01:02:32,913
Butter.
661
01:02:32,913 --> 01:02:34,014
Beer?
662
01:02:34,014 --> 01:02:34,948
Okay, yawn.
663
01:02:34,948 --> 01:02:35,882
Anything else.
664
01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:37,550
Urination.
665
01:02:37,550 --> 01:02:38,819
Interesting. Why?
666
01:02:38,819 --> 01:02:41,387
Uh, well, "Pee."
667
01:02:41,387 --> 01:02:42,322
Yeah, I know.
668
01:02:42,322 --> 01:02:44,024
Terry, Baby, we can't use "Pee."
669
01:02:44,024 --> 01:02:45,091
Okay?
670
01:02:45,091 --> 01:02:46,893
All right, listen up for a second.
671
01:02:46,893 --> 01:02:48,929
You might actually learn
something, okay?
672
01:02:48,929 --> 01:02:49,896
"P" is many things.
673
01:02:49,896 --> 01:02:51,031
It is a letter, it is a
674
01:02:51,031 --> 01:02:52,432
vegetable, it is urinary relief,
675
01:02:52,432 --> 01:02:53,900
and frankly, it's not such a
676
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,201
stretch to that organ that we
677
01:02:55,201 --> 01:02:55,969
all know and love.
678
01:02:55,969 --> 01:02:57,503
So, all we need to do is connect
679
01:02:57,503 --> 01:02:59,205
the peanut with the penis, and
680
01:02:59,205 --> 01:03:02,008
we have ourselves a top
selling product.
681
01:03:02,008 --> 01:03:02,843
Are you on drugs?
682
01:03:02,843 --> 01:03:03,543
I'm not on drugs.
683
01:03:03,543 --> 01:03:05,311
I mean,
what kind of a question is that?
684
01:03:05,311 --> 01:03:07,247
You got to keep up with me
here, Terry.
685
01:03:07,247 --> 01:03:08,481
This is advertising 101.
686
01:03:08,481 --> 01:03:12,085
I don't understand why this is
throwing you for such a loop, okay?
687
01:03:12,085 --> 01:03:13,086
Just do me a favor.
688
01:03:13,086 --> 01:03:14,554
At this meeting, keep your mouth
689
01:03:14,554 --> 01:03:17,123
shut, keep your ears open,
and let me do that talking.
690
01:03:17,123 --> 01:03:18,324
'Cause I've worked really hard
691
01:03:18,324 --> 01:03:21,127
to get to this point, and I don't
need you fucking it up, Okay?
692
01:03:21,127 --> 01:03:22,362
Wouldn't an association with
693
01:03:22,362 --> 01:03:23,529
a penis negatively affect the
694
01:03:23,529 --> 01:03:25,265
perception of the viewer's endowment?
695
01:03:25,265 --> 01:03:26,232
Peanuts are small.
696
01:03:26,232 --> 01:03:28,935
Not our nuts, Terry. Come on.
697
01:03:28,935 --> 01:03:31,104
Plainview Nuts, they're huge.
698
01:03:31,104 --> 01:03:32,805
You still there?
699
01:03:42,015 --> 01:03:48,454
The rat's rabbits are calling.
700
01:03:48,454 --> 01:03:51,091
Oh, Jesus Christ.
701
01:04:04,537 --> 01:04:06,039
Oh, boy.
702
01:04:16,649 --> 01:04:20,486
Ohh, boy.
703
01:04:20,486 --> 01:04:22,222
Okay.
704
01:04:34,367 --> 01:04:36,136
I'm not gonna lie to you, Dude.
705
01:04:36,136 --> 01:04:39,439
You look just like a zombie.
706
01:04:39,439 --> 01:04:41,607
Brains!
707
01:04:48,181 --> 01:04:49,082
That's it.
708
01:04:49,082 --> 01:04:50,016
Oh, my God.
709
01:04:50,016 --> 01:04:54,520
You guys are gonna love this.
710
01:04:54,520 --> 01:05:00,093
♪ When you've had enough of brains ♪
711
01:05:00,093 --> 01:05:06,132
♪ And your throat's so dry it stings ♪
712
01:05:06,132 --> 01:05:10,270
♪ Cast away your zombie chains ♪
713
01:05:10,270 --> 01:05:16,977
♪ So you can drink Endeara Springs ♪
714
01:05:16,977 --> 01:05:19,645
That is brilliant.
715
01:05:19,645 --> 01:05:21,281
It's better than brilliant.
716
01:05:21,281 --> 01:05:22,983
It's a slam dunk.
717
01:05:38,764 --> 01:05:40,633
Holy shit.
718
01:05:50,410 --> 01:05:52,979
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
719
01:05:55,681 --> 01:05:59,785
No!
720
01:05:59,785 --> 01:06:02,622
No!
721
01:06:52,672 --> 01:06:56,142
Bottoms up.
722
01:07:52,432 --> 01:07:54,867
Happy Birthday, Laurie.
723
01:08:09,182 --> 01:08:11,851
Baby blue eyes for my baby.
724
01:08:24,397 --> 01:08:26,732
Bless this vehicle.
725
01:08:26,732 --> 01:08:29,369
It was a good vehicle.
726
01:08:29,369 --> 01:08:32,872
It didn't deserve this.
727
01:08:32,872 --> 01:08:37,277
May it rise again one day
into eternal life.
728
01:08:53,526 --> 01:08:56,629
That's one small step for man...
729
01:09:02,602 --> 01:09:05,305
One giant leap for mankind.
730
01:09:21,387 --> 01:09:23,923
Shit.
731
01:09:23,923 --> 01:09:26,659
I really don't want to do this.
732
01:09:31,497 --> 01:09:33,866
Oh, God.
733
01:09:40,540 --> 01:09:45,311
Oh, Go..
734
01:09:56,556 --> 01:10:00,726
Ah!
735
01:10:08,434 --> 01:10:09,635
Aah!
736
01:10:09,635 --> 01:10:12,004
Aah!
737
01:10:19,545 --> 01:10:21,013
Let me see.
738
01:11:13,466 --> 01:11:17,970
"Rat's rabbits are calling."
739
01:11:17,970 --> 01:11:21,841
"The rat's rabbits are calling."
740
01:11:21,841 --> 01:11:22,742
"Rat's rabbits are calling."
741
01:11:22,742 --> 01:11:25,044
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
742
01:11:25,044 --> 01:11:26,412
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
743
01:11:26,412 --> 01:11:28,381
"The rat's rabbits are calling."
744
01:11:28,381 --> 01:11:30,983
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
745
01:11:30,983 --> 01:11:33,986
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
746
01:11:33,986 --> 01:11:36,722
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
747
01:11:36,722 --> 01:11:39,559
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
748
01:11:39,559 --> 01:11:42,528
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
749
01:11:42,528 --> 01:11:45,398
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
750
01:11:45,398 --> 01:11:49,535
♪ And, oh,
the rat's rabbits are calling ♪
751
01:11:49,535 --> 01:11:50,970
♪ They're calling ♪
752
01:11:50,970 --> 01:11:55,441
♪ And, oh,
the rat's rabbits are calling ♪
753
01:11:55,441 --> 01:11:56,976
♪ They're calling ♪
754
01:11:56,976 --> 01:11:58,844
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
755
01:11:59,645 --> 01:12:02,515
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
756
01:12:02,515 --> 01:12:04,750
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
757
01:12:05,418 --> 01:12:08,454
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
758
01:12:08,454 --> 01:12:10,890
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
759
01:12:10,890 --> 01:12:14,026
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
760
01:12:14,026 --> 01:12:16,529
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
761
01:12:16,529 --> 01:12:19,499
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
762
01:12:19,499 --> 01:12:23,769
♪ And, oh,
the rat's rabbits are calling ♪
763
01:12:23,769 --> 01:12:25,037
♪ They're calling ♪
764
01:12:25,037 --> 01:12:29,141
♪ And, oh,
the rat's rabbits are calling ♪
765
01:12:29,141 --> 01:12:31,977
♪ They're calling ♪
766
01:12:31,977 --> 01:12:33,613
♪ They're calling ♪
767
01:12:33,613 --> 01:12:36,549
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
768
01:12:38,651 --> 01:12:41,954
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
769
01:12:41,954 --> 01:12:45,124
♪ La da da da ♪
770
01:12:45,124 --> 01:12:47,993
♪ La da da da ♪
771
01:12:47,993 --> 01:12:50,930
♪ La da da da ♪
772
01:12:50,930 --> 01:12:55,134
♪ La da da da ♪
773
01:13:19,759 --> 01:13:22,161
Drier than I thought.
774
01:13:33,639 --> 01:13:35,941
♪ They're calling ♪
775
01:13:35,941 --> 01:13:36,976
♪ They're call... ♪
776
01:14:05,738 --> 01:14:07,873
Whew!
777
01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:20,152
Aah!
778
01:16:57,710 --> 01:16:59,845
Okay.
779
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:10,282
I'm not a religious man.
780
01:18:10,282 --> 01:18:12,517
I can see this as being born
781
01:18:12,517 --> 01:18:19,191
again, born from the world into
the... Into the world itself.
782
01:18:19,191 --> 01:18:21,293
And there's something kind of
783
01:18:21,293 --> 01:18:29,201
beautiful about that, even if I don't
see it as a religious awakening.
784
01:18:30,836 --> 01:18:31,403
Hold on.
785
01:18:31,403 --> 01:18:32,271
Don't die.
786
01:18:32,271 --> 01:18:33,138
Don't die.
787
01:18:33,138 --> 01:18:34,106
Don't die.
788
01:18:34,106 --> 01:18:35,040
Don't die.
789
01:18:35,040 --> 01:18:36,008
Don't die.
790
01:18:36,008 --> 01:18:36,976
Don't die.
791
01:18:36,976 --> 01:18:38,177
Don't die.
792
01:18:38,177 --> 01:18:39,879
Don't die.
793
01:18:39,879 --> 01:18:41,346
Don't die.
794
01:18:41,346 --> 01:18:42,882
Don't die.
795
01:18:42,882 --> 01:18:44,316
Don't die.
796
01:18:44,316 --> 01:18:45,184
Don't die.
797
01:19:02,134 --> 01:19:04,103
Let's go.
798
01:19:04,103 --> 01:19:05,237
Let's go.
799
01:19:05,237 --> 01:19:06,371
Let's go.
800
01:19:06,371 --> 01:19:07,873
Let's go.
801
01:19:07,873 --> 01:19:09,274
Let's go.
802
01:19:27,326 --> 01:19:31,096
Okay.
803
01:19:45,878 --> 01:19:49,114
Aah!
804
01:19:49,114 --> 01:19:50,215
Aah!
805
01:19:50,215 --> 01:19:52,084
Aaaah!
806
01:19:52,084 --> 01:19:55,120
Aaaaah!
807
01:21:14,967 --> 01:21:16,235
Push!
808
01:21:16,235 --> 01:21:19,171
Push!
809
01:21:19,171 --> 01:21:21,340
Aah!
810
01:21:21,340 --> 01:21:24,009
Aah!
811
01:21:38,623 --> 01:21:40,725
Aah!
812
01:21:59,344 --> 01:22:03,648
Aaaaaaah!
813
01:23:08,380 --> 01:23:16,255
♪ It's crippling ♪
814
01:23:16,255 --> 01:23:19,458
♪ Never really knowing ♪
815
01:23:25,564 --> 01:23:33,372
♪ We're huddling where it's
always nice ♪
816
01:23:33,372 --> 01:23:37,842
♪ And plus there is a flame ♪
817
01:23:37,842 --> 01:23:42,214
♪ A flame that should be hot ♪
818
01:23:42,214 --> 01:23:48,153
♪ In spite of being small and
being still ♪
819
01:23:48,153 --> 01:24:09,708
♪ Following wherever you will ♪
820
01:24:09,708 --> 01:24:18,483
♪ Look at them ♪
821
01:24:18,483 --> 01:24:27,226
♪ They're sensitive ♪
822
01:24:27,226 --> 01:24:31,730
♪ And they inch out ♪
823
01:24:31,730 --> 01:24:35,134
♪ Look at them ♪
824
01:24:35,134 --> 01:24:39,371
♪ And plus there is a flame ♪
825
01:24:39,371 --> 01:24:43,642
♪ A flame that should be hot ♪
826
01:24:43,642 --> 01:24:49,514
♪ In spite of being small and
being still ♪
827
01:24:49,514 --> 01:25:12,537
♪ Following wherever you will ♪
828
01:25:12,537 --> 01:25:15,440
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
829
01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:18,643
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
830
01:25:18,643 --> 01:25:21,246
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
831
01:25:21,246 --> 01:25:24,383
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
832
01:25:24,383 --> 01:25:26,785
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
833
01:25:26,785 --> 01:25:29,921
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
834
01:25:29,921 --> 01:25:32,557
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
835
01:25:32,557 --> 01:25:35,427
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
836
01:25:35,427 --> 01:25:39,598
♪ And, oh,
the rat's rabbits are calling ♪
837
01:25:39,598 --> 01:25:40,932
♪ They're calling ♪
838
01:25:40,932 --> 01:25:45,304
♪ and, oh,
the rat's rabbits are calling ♪
839
01:25:45,304 --> 01:25:46,938
♪ They're calling ♪
840
01:25:46,938 --> 01:25:49,541
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
841
01:25:49,541 --> 01:25:52,544
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
842
01:25:52,544 --> 01:25:55,314
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
843
01:25:55,314 --> 01:25:58,383
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
844
01:25:58,383 --> 01:26:00,719
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
845
01:26:00,719 --> 01:26:03,922
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
846
01:26:03,922 --> 01:26:06,658
♪ Ladies and rabbits are calling ♪
847
01:26:06,658 --> 01:26:09,461
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
848
01:26:09,461 --> 01:26:13,765
♪ And, oh,
the rat's rabbits are calling ♪
849
01:26:13,765 --> 01:26:14,999
♪ They're calling ♪
850
01:26:14,999 --> 01:26:19,404
♪ And, oh,
the rat's rabbits are calling ♪
851
01:26:19,404 --> 01:26:21,940
♪ They're calling ♪
852
01:26:21,940 --> 01:26:23,542
♪ They're calling ♪
853
01:26:23,542 --> 01:26:26,345
♪ They're calling, yeah ♪
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