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She is gorgeous.
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Who?
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My fancy, new,
professional self-cleaning oven.
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It arrives today.
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I'll be able to cook in my kitchen
and eat whatever i want,
whenever i want it.
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You pretty much already do that.
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Hey, you should be nice to me,
mountain boy.
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I'm a good cook, which means
your quality of life is about to improve drastically.
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Oh, no offense.
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I love the food here.
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Hey, i get it. How many burgers
can one woman eat?
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Five.
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I saw a woman eat five once.
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It was a rhetorical question.
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Are you as good at cooking as
you said you were at poker?
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Because you suck at poker.
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Oh, yes, i confused hearts with
poker, but i am a good cook.
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I'm better.
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No, i'm sure you make a mean
open-fire marshmallow, but come on.
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I make a kick-ass stew.
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My kick-ass stew could kick
your kick-ass stew's ass.
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Cook-off. Tomorrow.
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Game on.
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Amazing how much a woman can
eat when you're buying.
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So what you're saying is...
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y-you're shooting a sex video?
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No, what i'm saying is...
is that i've been hired
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by the anchorage zoo to film
sea otters mating in the wild.
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Jack's shooting a sex video.
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I'm filming sea otters.
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Well, sea otters deserve privacy, too.
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I hope you're at least getting their consent.
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That's right.
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You need consent to film porno.
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I learned that one the hard way.
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I don't need to know.
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Don't want to know.
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So, um, what is the zoo gonna do with otter porn?
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Sell it in their gift shop?
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No, they're, um...
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they're gonna show it to the other otters.
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Oh, you are making this up.
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No, the otter pair at the zoo
has been there 11 years.
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They stopped mating.
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Ah, the 11-year itch.
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Mm, lost their spark.
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Oh, it happens.
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Not to me, but to some people.
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Oh, and apparently, some otters.
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I mean, she... she must have
gotten sick him sitting around the
dam all day watching otterball.
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Well, all right.
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You know, you can laugh,
but they did the same thing
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for pandas at the bangkok zoo,
and it worked. They mated.
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To jack's first porno.
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Otters gone wild.
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Spoons down.
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Not bad.
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If "not bad" is squatter speak
for "fantastic," thank you.
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Mmm, and thank you, my dream stove.
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I can't believe i'm saying this.
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Yours is better.
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Told you.
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Wait, how did that happen?
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You're basically homeless.
I'm being out-cooked by a homeless guy?
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Oh, what is that yummy
potato-but-better-than-potato- taste?
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My special ingredient...
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the machu root.
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It's like the potato's better-looking older brother.
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Where'd you get that?
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In the forest.
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Oh, you washed it first, right?
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Yes.
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The forest... that is, uh, so much work.
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But worth it.
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Finding that one special ingredient...
change the chemistry of the whole dish.
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It's like in relationships.
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Oh, pfft.
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Now you're a relationship expert, too?
Don't try to take me on in this area.
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All i'm saying is people are like stew.
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There's one person out there who perfects you.
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You really believe that?
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Not the "one person" part.
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For me, it's more like eight or ten.
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Okay, but you believe that there is a chemical...
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thing between two people?
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That it's more than attraction?
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Sure. You and i have it.
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Don't mistake my annoyance for chemistry.
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I demand a do-over.
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It's like poker all over again.
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Tomorrow night. Kitchen.
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Game on.
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Game on.
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Give me more of that stew.
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But this one here?
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This is me and your great-grandpa washington.
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Oh, boy.
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Now this is me the day i got my plane.
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I never will forget that one.
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What's this?
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Oh, your mommai put that one in there.
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She likes this picture of herself.
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Apparently, so did i.
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Yeah.
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And this... this is me and george.
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The end of the washington line.
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What do you mean?
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Oh, he took his stepfather's name
after nell and i divorced.
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Oh.
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Well, you can't blame the kid, patrick.
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George washington?
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What were we thinking about?
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Oh, this my uncle bubba...
the best fisherman in all alabama.
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Boy, he could catch fish just by calling 'em. Fish!
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This way, leroy, this way.
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I don't think he knows his name yet.
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Maybe...
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this will help.
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The bachelors.
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I'm gonna frame it and hang
it over the fireplace.
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I know we're not married yet,
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but i couldn't wait to do a needlepoint.
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The bachelors...
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that's always been my mom and me.
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And now it'll be all three of us.
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Excuse me, leroy.
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All four of us. I meant all four of us.
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Well, bachelor was hal's last name,
and hal wasn't even my real father.
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Buzz is my real dad, and he's "washington.
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I don't know who i am anymore.
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Jerome...
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no self-service.
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Who is that guy?
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My ex.
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Hi, sara.
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What are you doing here?
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I want to talk to you.
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Don't you think the court summons said enough?
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I'm sorry, but you didn't...
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answer my calls or my letters.
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I had to get your attention somehow.
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I got a good job now, and... and i'm married.
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Congratulations.
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My life is finally in order.
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I just wanted you to know that.
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Work with me here.
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- I can't.
- Come on.
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I have a right to see my own son.
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You can come to elmo and see him anytime,
but you can't take him.
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I'm his father.
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His father who signed away all custody
rights when he moved away.
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L-i was confused then.
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So were we.
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You didn't even tell us where you were
living half the time.
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Matty has stability now.
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I think any judge would agree.
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He needs a good father, not someone
who's seen him seven times in seven years.
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You think you're such a good parent?
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I mean, we... we both know that you've
made your share of mistakes.
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And we both know how you made 'em.
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How did...
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this isn't personal, sara.
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You just made it personal.
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Everything all right here?
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Yeah.
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Fine.
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See you at the hearing.
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hey, you want breakfast?
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Uh, no, i'm good.
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All right. I'll bring your lunch then.
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Okay, thanks.
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Uh, see you later.
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All right. Love you.
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Yeah. Me, too.
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Oh, hey.
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Fancy meeting you here.
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How you doing?
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Great.
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Fine.
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Terrible.
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I'm faxing my lawyer.
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What's wrong?
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My ex-husband is suing me for full custody of matty.
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The hearing is in two days.
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Oh, i am so sorry.
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Do you want me to come?
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No.
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Really, i'm fine.
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I can handle this.
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I didn't even know he was still in the picture.
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He wasn't until last week.
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You are a great mom.
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The judge is definitely gonna see that.
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He knows.
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My ex-husband knows i was a...
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oh.
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What's the judge gonna think of that?
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What does your lawyer say?
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He really doesn't think it's gonna help.
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You are a lot more than your resume.
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Hey, mom!
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Look at this ninja book i just found.
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I'm reading it just for... just a little bit, though.
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You haven't read the whole thing yet?
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No.
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I like that.
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Nice.
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That guy is cool.
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Put in extra pickles this time.
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So i don't come back in my pajamas again?
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I enjoyed that, but yes.
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Hey, no pajamas this time.
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Shut up.
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I'm off to the bank.
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Okay.
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- Love you.
- Love you, too.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Just, um, how often do you do that...
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tell her that you love her?
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Every chance i get.
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Really?
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Yeah, i'm just so grateful to have her back in my life.
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I want her to know it, you know?
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Pathetic?
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No.
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Sweet.
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See ya.
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Bye.
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- Hey, lynn.
- Hey.
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What do you think of these?
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Yeah, forget-me-nots?
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Alaska's state flower.
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Yeah, i like 'em. They're cheerf.
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I want 'em at my wedding now that patrick and i have decided to get married here in elmo.
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Oh.
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I thought you wanted to get married in new york.
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This is where we met.
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I just think it seems so much more romantic this way, don't you think?
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Yeah.
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Hey. A cheeseburger and onion rings.
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- Oh, thanks.
- I ate half.
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So annie and patrick are so adorable about their wedding.
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Yeah.
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So what are you thinking?
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Do youtill want to do the midnight backyard ceremony we always talked about?
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Yeah.
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I mean, whatever you want.
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Yeah, okay.
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Great.
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Hey, sorry i'm late.
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I was trying to find the perfect native ingredient for my stew.
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Um, hey, patrick, do you believe in chemistry?
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Oh, yeah.
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Annie and i definitely have chemistry. Yeah.
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Oh, so...
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what is it exactly?
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I don't know.
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But as soon as i met her, i knew i wanted her to be mrs...
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whoever the hell i am.
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Having a little identity crisis here.
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Oh?
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We don't have time for that now.
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You are on the air.
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Hey, elmo.
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So if attraction is what brings people together,
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what is it that keeps us together?
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Is it hard work and dedication to a relationship?
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Or is it something less definable?
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What do you think?
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Does it all really come down to chemistry?
271
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:11,320
Why'd you keep hal's last name for the last 26 years?
272
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,340
You don't say "hello" anymore?
273
00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,890
Well, you were married for, like, a minute.
274
00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:17,470
Why did you keep the "bachelor"?
275
00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:20,100
Well, hal and i may not have had the best marriage, patrick,
276
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,340
but he was still a big part of who i was, who i am.
277
00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:28,250
All right? And i always wanted you and i to have the same last name, so...
278
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,290
it just made sense.
279
00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:32,210
Yeah, t it doesn't make sense.
280
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,300
Why didn't you go back to your maiden name?
281
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,860
Hisbutt?
282
00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:37,410
Celia hisbutt?
283
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:39,770
I've been trying to ditch that since the fourth grade.
284
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:40,850
Right.
285
00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:44,000
I mean, you would have been pat hisbutt.
286
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,640
You should be thanking me.
287
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:56,070
* well, i don't know what i'm looking for *
288
00:13:56,070 --> 00:14:00,660
* but i know that i just wanna look some more *
289
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:03,230
* and i won't be satisfied *
290
00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:07,920
* till there's nothing left that i haven't tried for some people *
291
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,670
* it's an easy choice *
292
00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:15,040
* but for me there's a devil and an angel's voice well *
293
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,810
* i don't know what i am looking for *
294
00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:21,030
* but i know that i just wanna look some more *
295
00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:22,920
hey.
296
00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:27,970
Jack, what are you doing here?
297
00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:30,440
Uh, my, um, otter movie.
298
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,720
Oh, right.
299
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,830
What are you doing here?
300
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:38,090
Um, i'm just picking up some things for dinner.
301
00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:41,080
Well, the general store's about 4 miles south of here.
302
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,030
I'm looking for wild garlic.
303
00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:44,950
You know it's winter?
304
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:48,540
A mild winter, and wild garlic grows in early spring in the woods.
305
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:51,130
Page 74,"alaskan guide to flora and fauna.
306
00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:54,420
That's impressive, but you're not in the woods anymore.
307
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:55,680
Yes, i can see that.
308
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,900
I have been walking for quite a while.
309
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:04,160
Well, good luck to you...
310
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,690
and your otters.
311
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:15,280
You, uh, you sure you're gonna be okay?
312
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,860
It's kind of confusing in there.
313
00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:18,110
Let me get you a compass.
314
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,150
Don't you worry.
315
00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:21,910
Goldilocks will be fine.
316
00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:48,830
Sara.
317
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:52,780
I don't know why i'm here.
318
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:56,720
Well, it's not required that you do.
319
00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:01,400
I used to feel safe in church when i was a kid.
320
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,920
I didn't remember that until i...
321
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,750
was here last with you.
322
00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:19,080
I might lose my son tomorrow.
323
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:23,350
His father wants him back.
324
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:31,190
And i'm worried that choices i had to make in order to keep him are
325
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:37,880
the same choices that might cause me to lose him.
326
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:41,910
Sara, you just have to have faith.
327
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:48,160
But i don't know what i believe in.
328
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,240
But right now...
329
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:54,480
the only thing you have to believe in is yourself.
330
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:05,270
Avoiding eye contact, touching the face with the hands, shooting fake smiles.
331
00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:07,260
Real.
332
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,330
Fake.
333
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:12,240
All telltale signs of a criminal lying to you.
334
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,170
Yeah.
335
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,880
You know, i'm not sure i really believe in all that stuff.
336
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,270
Well, you should. I'm certified.
337
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,270
I can tell a liar a mile away.
338
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:23,970
Okay. Yeah.
339
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:32,810
When you lie, you, my lady, always look up to the right.
340
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:36,040
- No, i don't.
- Yes, you do.
341
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,620
Okay, you know what? You should probably...
342
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:41,180
you really should get going,'cause i have a ton of paperwork.
343
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:43,040
Ah, you just did it.
344
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,240
You're lying.
345
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,900
You're a liar.
346
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,210
All right, sherlock, you're right.
347
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:48,580
I don't have a ton of paperwork.
348
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:51,510
I just really want you out of my office...
349
00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:54,120
and into my bedroom.
350
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,640
Real smile.
351
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,300
I can see your crow's-feet.
352
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:03,020
Okay, we're done here.
353
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:07,890
Celia bachelor?
354
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:13,450
You've been served.
355
00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:19,400
What is that? A summons?
356
00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:21,180
Yeah.
357
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:22,880
I have to appear in court this week.
358
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,930
Lucky.
359
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,400
I love court.
360
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,100
The pursuit of justice.
361
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,160
Yeah, lucky.
362
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:40,210
* take your pass and stand in line always waiting for a sign... *
363
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:43,470
oh, hey.
364
00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:45,600
Did i, uh, leave something here?
365
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,450
Uh, yeah, your sense of direction.
366
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:54,030
Well, second time's a charm.
367
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:55,600
See you around town.
368
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,860
Marin, wait, wait, wait.
369
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,960
You can't just wander in the woods.
370
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,500
It can get dangerous in there.
371
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,550
Well, i'm not staying here with you.
372
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,770
Well, just at least have lunch with me.
373
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,250
I have half a sandwich.
374
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,760
Let me draw you a map.
375
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,370
This is where we are...
376
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:17,640
and here is where you need to be.
377
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,720
Didn't i start over there?
378
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,010
You know what?
379
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:25,970
L-l-i can take you back.
380
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:28,180
They haven't mated yet, have they?
381
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,590
No, you'd know if they did.
382
00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:31,390
It's not a quiet ritual.
383
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:34,510
Best sex never is.
384
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:45,690
So have you, um, set a date yet?
385
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,420
Um, no, i haven't really been involved in the planning.
386
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,250
Oh?
387
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:54,660
We'll probably do it after the baby's born.
388
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,370
One big event at a time?
389
00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:58,670
Yeah, right.
390
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,070
Right.
391
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:08,800
Hey, my wild garlic!
392
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:13,810
Mar... marin, that's not wild garlic.
393
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:15,960
It's cow parsnip.
394
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,300
Oh. Okay.
395
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,200
Parsnip could be interesting.
396
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,700
Yeah, except it's highly poisonous.
397
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,900
My hand is burning.
398
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,880
Yeah.
399
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,690
Sorry.
400
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,520
I'm tryi to be gentle.
401
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:39,550
They should not be able to call a poisonous plant "parsnip.
402
00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:43,570
They should call it "skull and crossbones" or something.
403
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:49,100
Well, you're gonna be okay.
404
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:52,780
Swelling does not equal okay.
405
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:54,870
I have some antihistamine in my bag.
406
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,400
That should take the swelling down.
407
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:01,380
It's just your body reacting to the toxins.
408
00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:03,460
Okay.
409
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:06,650
* standing on the corner wondering tonight *
410
00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:11,080
* if you'll be alone *
411
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:18,180
* 'cause you're in my ctch *
412
00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:31,940
* and if i want you'll be going home with me... *
413
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:35,320
which one's the girl again?
414
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,300
Uh, the smaller one.
415
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:41,730
Yeah, i don't think she's that into him.
416
00:21:41,730 --> 00:21:45,510
Well, hopefully, she will be.
417
00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:49,230
Females generally avoid the males outside of the breeding periods.
418
00:21:49,230 --> 00:21:52,330
Oh, smart girl. Knows when to make her move.
419
00:21:52,330 --> 00:21:54,940
Better chance of success.
420
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:59,250
That way, she won't have to ask herself,"what did i do wrong?
421
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,900
Will he call me?
422
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:05,770
He used to love it when i did that.
423
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,050
Oh, i'm so sleepy.
424
00:22:13,050 --> 00:22:14,780
It's the antihtamine.
425
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:17,820
Or the near-death experience.
426
00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:21,860
Death by parsnip.
427
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:37,500
* and if i want you'll be going home *
428
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,010
hey, they're starting to mate.
429
00:22:39,010 --> 00:22:41,180
They're starting to mate.
430
00:23:09,270 --> 00:23:10,370
What are you doing here?
431
00:23:10,370 --> 00:23:12,440
I told you, i love court.
432
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,850
This is better than "law & order.
433
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,310
Seriously?
434
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,220
Yeah.
435
00:23:20,210 --> 00:23:22,500
Celia.
436
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:23,310
Thank you.
437
00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:25,040
You really didn't need to come.
438
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,430
No, i did.
439
00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:27,510
Sorry, sara.
440
00:23:27,510 --> 00:23:30,140
I got a summons.
441
00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:44,720
Hold on, hefner.
442
00:23:53,770 --> 00:23:56,930
Yes. Ha ha!
443
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:04,160
I match your "otters gone wild" with my "garlic gone wild.
444
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,980
Well, i fold.
445
00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:09,950
I can't believe i found my special ingredient.
446
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:13,960
I guess we, uh, both found what we're looking for.
447
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:21,800
Okay.
448
00:24:31,810 --> 00:24:32,950
Patrick?
449
00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:34,480
What are you doing here?
450
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,010
Uh, what are you doing here?
451
00:24:36,010 --> 00:24:39,410
Well, i s summoned here, but...
452
00:24:39,410 --> 00:24:42,060
name change
453
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,250
so it's official.
454
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:50,470
"Bachelor" is just a name.
455
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:55,290
I'm gonna be late.
456
00:24:58,890 --> 00:25:01,710
Patrick bachelor?
457
00:25:04,350 --> 00:25:05,560
Hi.
458
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,120
Thank you, your honor.
459
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,770
We are here on mr. Jackson's motion to change custody.
460
00:25:09,770 --> 00:25:14,070
The evidence will show that there has been a substantial change in circumstances
461
00:25:14,070 --> 00:25:17,520
since ms. Jackson was originally awarded custody.
462
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,940
In particular, we will show that
463
00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:23,820
ms. Jackson has been engaged in prostitution, and that as such,
464
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:28,520
it is not in matthew jackson's best interest to remain with her.
465
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:33,080
Mr. Jackson, however, and his wife, are ready, willing and able to care for matthew,
466
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,480
and we request the court award custody to them.
467
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,640
Proceed.
468
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:42,960
I'd like to call chief celia bachelor to the stand, please.
469
00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:55,470
Chief bachelor, elmo is a small town.
470
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:58,740
Safe to say everyone knows everyone else's business?
471
00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:06,440
You could say that.
472
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,940
And in the course of your own work as police chief,
473
00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:13,120
you've become familiar with sara jackson?
474
00:26:13,790 --> 00:26:14,810
Yes.
475
00:26:14,810 --> 00:26:19,400
Has ms. Jackson ever been arrested or cited for prostitution?
476
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,960
No.
477
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:26,960
You were aware, however, that ms. Jackson has, in fact, engaged in prostitution?
478
00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:37,730
No, i wasn't.
479
00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:58,590
Your mother... is nothing sacred with her?
480
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:05,730
Sara is a hardworking single mother
481
00:27:05,730 --> 00:27:09,450
who's made a lot of sacrifices for her son...
482
00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:13,920
'cause that's what mothers do.
483
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,840
They care for their children...
484
00:27:17,530 --> 00:27:21,410
even when it seems like they don't care for us.
485
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:30,320
All i know is she deserves some credit for that.
486
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:40,820
* after midnight feeling gonna take me for no time *
487
00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:46,960
* caught my dss in a puddle start to tell... *
488
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,350
you did a good deed, you know?
489
00:27:53,350 --> 00:27:55,280
Oh, saving you from a plant?
490
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,170
Oh, well, yeah, sure, that, but...
491
00:27:58,170 --> 00:28:00,960
you also saved a relationship.
492
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:05,100
Your porn might help the otters at the
zoo find their spark again.
493
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,980
Well, we'll see.
494
00:28:08,450 --> 00:28:10,800
So you kind of do for animals what i do for people.
495
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,750
What, you film people having sex?
496
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:19,700
I mean that you're a relationship coach now.
497
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:23,350
Yeah, well, i think it's easier with animals.
498
00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:32,970
And will you stop calling it porn?
499
00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:35,710
Look who's an artist now.
500
00:28:39,930 --> 00:28:43,480
Mr. Hammond, do you have any
remaining witnesses to call?
501
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,000
Your honor, the men i had
subpoenaed to testify...
502
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,390
well, they... have chosen not
to appear today.
503
00:28:49,390 --> 00:28:50,760
You understand, mr. Hammond,
504
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,520
that means these men are now
in contempt of court?
505
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,890
Are you asking me to issue a warrant?
506
00:29:01,390 --> 00:29:02,730
No, your honor, we can continue.
507
00:29:02,730 --> 00:29:07,890
In that case, the court finds no
substantial change of circumstance.
508
00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:11,830
Therefore, the father's motion
to change custody...
509
00:29:11,830 --> 00:29:13,010
denied.
510
00:29:13,010 --> 00:29:16,600
Sara jackson to retain custody
of matthew jackson.
511
00:29:21,370 --> 00:29:24,070
Well done, sir!
512
00:29:25,090 --> 00:29:30,410
* well, hallelujah you're the halo over me... *
513
00:29:30,410 --> 00:29:32,450
hey, thanks for coming.
514
00:29:32,450 --> 00:29:33,760
Of course.
515
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,170
I'm so glad it worked out.
516
00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:39,730
Hey, can i, uh, buy you a
celebratory burger?
517
00:29:39,730 --> 00:29:40,700
Yeah, i'd like that.
518
00:29:40,700 --> 00:29:42,910
Sara, wait.
519
00:29:42,910 --> 00:29:46,810
* well, every word you say is
like a song with you *
520
00:29:46,810 --> 00:29:49,570
* everything is obvious... *
521
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:52,350
please rethink this.
522
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,720
I just want some time with him.
523
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,280
I love matty, and i'm sorry.
524
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,990
I just miss my son.
525
00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:13,990
* 'cause i found you i found you i found
you hallelujah, oh, yeah hallelujah *
526
00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:29,420
i'm hungry.
527
00:30:30,810 --> 00:30:32,900
You waited up for me.
528
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:34,140
Technically, no.
529
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:36,520
I waited for dinner, and it never came.
530
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,970
Oh, yeah.
531
00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,430
I'm, uh, sorry about that.
532
00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:42,020
You're not sorry.
533
00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:45,840
You're all flushed and smiley.
534
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:50,270
Uh, well, that's because i found my special
secret ingredient.
535
00:30:50,270 --> 00:30:51,810
So get ready. I'm gonna cook
for you tonight,
536
00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:55,310
and i have a feeling it's not going to
turn out like poker.
537
00:30:55,310 --> 00:30:57,870
We'll see about that.
538
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,950
Hey.
539
00:31:02,950 --> 00:31:04,690
I was worried about you.
540
00:31:04,690 --> 00:31:05,600
Oh, sorry.
541
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,320
It just... it took all ght.
542
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:11,540
The otters were a little reluctant,
but we finally got it.
543
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,070
We?
544
00:31:13,070 --> 00:31:16,530
Um, oh, yeah, i, uh, ran into marin out there.
545
00:31:16,530 --> 00:31:18,160
She was looking for wild garlic.
546
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,450
She got lost.
547
00:31:20,450 --> 00:31:22,210
Then she got poisoned.
548
00:31:22,210 --> 00:31:26,740
Anyway, it's a long story, but it turned out great.
549
00:31:30,010 --> 00:31:32,370
Great.
550
00:31:33,770 --> 00:31:35,230
Hi, ben.
551
00:31:35,230 --> 00:31:37,140
One pitcher, please.
552
00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:38,390
We're celebring.
553
00:31:38,390 --> 00:31:40,990
The otter po is on its way to the zoo.
554
00:31:40,990 --> 00:31:44,170
I hope them zoo otters don't
get addicted to the stuff.
555
00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:47,970
It is a *******
556
00:31:51,490 --> 00:31:55,340
*********
557
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,800
you did not have to say what
you said on the court.
558
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,890
No, i did.
559
00:32:00,890 --> 00:32:03,830
It is only way people know the truth.
560
00:32:03,830 --> 00:32:07,830
The truth is i was **********
561
00:32:07,830 --> 00:32:11,480
the truth is you are a good mother
562
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,110
the bast thing for metty is
living with his mother
563
00:32:15,110 --> 00:32:18,880
*******, you 2 should be spending
time together at home.
564
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,250
Not in court...
565
00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:24,420
thank you
566
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:30,960
mom, can i talk you for a minute?
567
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,850
I want you all to know that i
change my name today
568
00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:42,800
i need my name to mean something,
569
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,830
so that i can try to figure out who i am
570
00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:50,630
and i relized that i **** so many different people,
571
00:32:50,630 --> 00:32:52,910
********
572
00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:55,480
i mean all of you.
573
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,420
All right
574
00:33:03,670 --> 00:33:05,420
bachelor,
575
00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:08,790
the name of my and my
mother shared, together
576
00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:13,020
but i also want to share my
name with my dad.
577
00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:18,670
******************
578
00:33:18,670 --> 00:33:23,730
and the o is for??
579
00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:26,640
There is no o in??
580
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,690
He means????
581
00:33:28,690 --> 00:33:31,190
O'bachelorton
582
00:33:31,190 --> 00:33:32,020
yeah
583
00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:33,630
good
584
00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:36,460
lots of couples are combine
their names today
585
00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:38,520
it is very ******
586
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,310
yeah, now you are all the officially
part of my name
587
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,240
*******************
588
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,720
yeah, i understand that
589
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,960
**********
590
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:56,190
*******************
591
00:33:56,190 --> 00:33:58,610
it means *****,???
592
00:33:58,610 --> 00:34:00,120
Thank you, son
593
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,700
no, dad, thank you
594
00:34:12,590 --> 00:34:16,870
*************
595
00:34:17,470 --> 00:34:19,940
*************************
596
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:21,980
****************
597
00:34:21,980 --> 00:34:25,000
all night, i know with???
598
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,750
Nothig happened
599
00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:31,090
no, something did happened.
600
00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:33,280
You came home happy
601
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,520
happier than i have ever seen
you for a long time
602
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,980
that is because i get the job done.
603
00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:41,980
I do not think you love me anymore
604
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,880
that is not true.
605
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,300
How do i know if you do not say it.
606
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:48,840
Ever
607
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:53,700
you just say it now, you did not even
say when you proposed
608
00:34:55,590 --> 00:34:57,050
see, you cann't even say it now.
609
00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:59,730
No, i love you, all right?
610
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:03,250
Yeah, that is what i want to hear.
611
00:35:23,130 --> 00:35:24,140
What are you doing?
612
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:25,430
I am an emotional eater.
613
00:35:25,430 --> 00:35:28,130
I am stuffing down my emotions.
614
00:35:28,130 --> 00:35:29,940
Do you mind?
615
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,750
Dick...
616
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,370
i'm sorry.
617
00:35:42,370 --> 00:35:44,540
Sorry for what?
618
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:47,540
For lying or for disrespecting the law?
619
00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:48,830
You know what that's called?
620
00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:50,530
Perjury.
621
00:35:50,530 --> 00:35:52,380
I had to say what i did, all right?
622
00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:53,980
L-i don't expect you to understand.
623
00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:56,950
You're not a mother.
624
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,110
It's probably good we call it quits, right?
625
00:36:05,110 --> 00:36:09,160
I mean, it's not like we're in love or anything.
626
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,930
I saw that.
627
00:36:14,930 --> 00:36:16,460
What?
628
00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:17,900
You do love me.
629
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:19,110
No, i don't.
630
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:19,760
You...
631
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:20,390
you just did it again.
632
00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:21,410
No, l... no, i didn't.
633
00:36:21,410 --> 00:36:22,460
You did.
634
00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:23,930
- I did not.
- You did.
635
00:36:23,930 --> 00:36:25,930
- No, i didn't. That's ridiculous. I didn't.
- Celia, your eyes went up to the right.
636
00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:28,620
All right, fine, i love you. What do you want? A medal?
637
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:30,490
I don't know how you do it, chief celia.
638
00:36:30,490 --> 00:36:32,190
What?
639
00:36:32,380 --> 00:36:35,180
You make me forget the law.
640
00:36:38,790 --> 00:36:42,960
In case you were wondering, i love you, too.
641
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,500
I wasn't.
642
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:47,560
Oh, damn it!
643
00:36:57,150 --> 00:36:58,380
It's goo
644
00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:00,660
i know, right?
645
00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:03,060
You win.
646
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,140
My cuisine reigns supreme.
647
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,670
Yeah!
648
00:37:07,670 --> 00:37:10,080
So what's your perfect ingredient?
649
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,420
I'm not revealing my secret.
650
00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:15,670
Okay, fine. Just tell me...
651
00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:18,750
do you think you could find it again?
652
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,880
I hope so.
653
00:37:50,110 --> 00:37:52,210
I, uh...
654
00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:58,160
i just... can't... do this anymore.
655
00:37:59,970 --> 00:38:06,330
I mean, i can support you, and i can support the baby.
656
00:38:06,330 --> 00:38:09,320
I just can't...
657
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:13,820
marry you.
658
00:38:13,820 --> 00:38:18,260
And i can't marry someone who doesn't love me.
659
00:38:19,570 --> 00:38:24,860
I was hoping that would change, but it hasn't.
660
00:38:28,150 --> 00:38:31,090
What happened to us?
661
00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:34,700
I guess we just lost it.
662
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:37,530
I guess we lost our...
663
00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:41,460
spark.
664
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,470
The good news and bad news about chemistry
665
00:38:49,470 --> 00:38:52,860
is that we'll never fully understand how it works.
666
00:38:58,450 --> 00:39:01,050
Hey every relationship is an experiment.
667
00:39:01,050 --> 00:39:04,080
You never know exactly what you'll get.
668
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,360
* open wide come down... *
669
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,960
some people bring out a side of you
that you didn't know you had.
670
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:16,670
* you will flaunt i can't say a word... *
671
00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:20,760
some people remind you that your story isn't over.
672
00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:24,840
Some people surprise you.
673
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,820
* maybe you're my shooting star blindly falling... *
674
00:39:28,820 --> 00:39:31,010
hey, buddy.
675
00:39:31,010 --> 00:39:33,260
* burning a hole... *
676
00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:35,760
see you in two weeks.
677
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,680
* so bright, and maybe... *
678
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,810
thanks.
679
00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:43,860
Hey, sara, what changed?
680
00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:47,140
He's part of you, too, jeff.
681
00:39:47,140 --> 00:39:53,570
* wishes won't survive on you tonight... *
682
00:39:53,570 --> 00:39:57,910
and once in a while, you surprise yourself.
683
00:39:59,590 --> 00:40:03,640
And although all relationships require compromise...
684
00:40:03,990 --> 00:40:06,130
i think he likes it.
685
00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:09,110
Baby, he's a goldfish.
686
00:40:09,110 --> 00:40:13,540
Sometimes you get more, not less.
687
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:25,240
And sometimes you can't get more.
688
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,560
Sometimes what you had is gone forever.
689
00:40:35,090 --> 00:40:39,140
And although it's painful, you have to
find the strength to go on,
690
00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:44,360
to keep searching for the love, for
that one perfect ingredient.
691
00:40:49,690 --> 00:40:55,150
no matter how far or how deep you have to go to find it.
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