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Previously on "men in trees"...
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you have the right to remain silent!
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I have degenerative kidney disease.
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To the alaska huskies!
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I bought the team.
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Celia: Jack's ship went down in the bering sea.
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Gary's in trouble.
Let me go.
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Jack: I've been having these nightmares.
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Gary -- we watched him die.
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Julia,it's jack.
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I-I was hoping you might have some time to talk.
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* Focal point's the missing focus *
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Well,look who's back.
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Hello,elmo!
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Hey!
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Hi.
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When did you get back?
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Buzz just flew us in.
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Which means I've had to go to the bathroom since anchorage.
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So,how was new york?
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Not bad.
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Yeah,it was pretty good.
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Lovely weather this time of year.
Mm-hmm.
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It's good to be home.
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So,a soda for you,jerome.
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Uh,make it a beer.
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Okay.
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Are you drinking again?
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Like the lady said,it's good to be home.
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Yay! You're back!
Annie!
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Happy anniversary.
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Uh,thanks.
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Can you believe it has been a year already?
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Uh,apparently not.
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I'm sorry,annie -- a year since what?
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Since we both came to elmo,silly,
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and I met patrick.
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Anyway,happy anniversary.
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Wow. We've been here a year.
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Who knew?
Me.
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I was going to bring this by later,
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but I might as well give it to you now.
Oh!
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Annie,I feel terrible.
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I didn't get you anything.
Oh,that's okay.
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Ready?
Mm-hmm.
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Oh,wow! It's --
an exact replica of your house.
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Uh,where's the chimney?
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I ran out of clay.
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Oh,and don't put it on the radiator.
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I cannot believe you made this.
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I love it.
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Thank you.
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Well,I-I figured since i can't celebrate with patrick,
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I'd mark the day with you.
Oh.
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Hey! That means it's also a year since you met jack!
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Happy anniversary!
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Oh,uh --
Oh!
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Happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary.
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Oh.
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So...what are you two gonna do to celebrate?
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I have no idea.
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Uh,well,how about you grab a couple of burgers,
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and I'll go pick up my mail?
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Well,that's a start.
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Hey,thanks.
Mm-hmm.
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So,how was jane's party?
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Mm. Fun...kind of.
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"Kind of"?
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Well,it was great to be back in new york.
Mm-hmm.
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But,uh,jack and i kind of hit a rough patch.
Oh,no.
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What happened?
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Well,he's having a hard time being home after what happened.
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But he's getting there.
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We're working on it.
Oh,good.
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I would hate for your anniversary to be marred in any way.
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It won't be.
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Hey,where's jack?
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Oh,mr. Romantic? He went to pick up his mail from cash.
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Well,that's a good thing,
'cause it's been piling up on his porch.
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It has?
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Oh. Of course. You haven't heard.
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Cash is in the hospital.
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So,you lose consciousness and get rushed to the hospital,
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and why didn't you call me?
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One,I don't have a cellphone.
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Two,the being-unconscious part.
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Well,what are they saying about your kidneys?
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It's complicated.
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I need to talk to a doctor.
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Maybe you shouldn't,princess.
Why?
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Because you can get kind of worked up.
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I do not get worked up!
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So,I've got some good news.
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Well,what is it?
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I'm sorry,you are?
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His emergency contact.
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It's okay.
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We got you on the kidney-donor list.
What?
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He -- he needs a --
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he -- what? -- You need a kidney?
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Yeah.
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That's not complicated.
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That's pretty clear... and scary.
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And when is he gonna have this surgery?
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And -- and where is he gonna get the kidney from?
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She can get worked up.
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I'll have more time to plain all the procedures
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after I finish my rounds.
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I'll be back in half an hour,okay?
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You got it,doc.
Don't move.
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Excuse me. Yeah.
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I'm more of a "let's talk about it now" kind of a girl.
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I can see that.
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So,what is cash's condition?
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Look,I-I wish I had better news.
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We've had him on dialysis,but that's a short-term solution.
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When does he get his transplant.
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It's not a done deal.
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Unfortunately,not everyone gets one.
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Look,when a -- when a kidney comes available,
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we try to give it to someone locally first.
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If -- if there's no match,they go elsewhere.
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We don't have a lot of people up here,so fewer organs to go around.
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So,you're saying he could die.
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Possibly,yes.
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They don't know if cash is even gonna get a w kidney.
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Wow.
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He must be on a list.
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Yeah,but one may not come up.
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That's tough.
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I'll tell you -- alaska's low population is great for traffic,
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but lousy if you need an organ.
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What about cash's family?
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Doesn't he have any siblings or anything?
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No,that's just it. He's got no one.
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It kills me seeing him in the hospital all alone.
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Ugh. Sorry.
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These looked a lot better four hours ago.
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I think that's the first-anniversary gift --
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cold burgers.
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So,one year that we've known each other.
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What do you think?
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I think I'm a loser because I didn't remember and plan something big for you.
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No,I'm not one of those girls who needs a big fuss.
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I'm not really into grand gestures.
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That's good,'cause I'm not really a grand-gesture kind of guy.
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Hey,why don't I cook us an anniversary dinner tomorrow night?
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Nothing grand,just really good.
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That sounds good.
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Oh,I'm going to see julia tomorrow,but I'll be back in time.
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I think it's great you're seeing her.
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It'll be good for you.
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It'll be ever better when I get home.
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You just called this your home.
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You know,except for my mail delivery,
I got everything I need right
here.
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* He makes me smile *
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Oh!
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What the hell are you doing?!
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Loving on my woman!
I didn't mean to scare you!
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Celia...
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I heart you,too.
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I -- no.
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They're for patrick.
Oh.
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O-okay.
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I know I did the right thing putting him in jail,
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but I still want him to know I care,you know?
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I mean,maybe then he'll stop giving me the damn silent treatment.
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Knowing you would bake him these cookies makes me love you ev more.
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Oops.
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I've got it! I've got it!
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Don't you have someplace else you need to be?
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Nope.
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C-can I please just have a little space?
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More than that.
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Don't you have any friends you can hang out with?
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Oh,I have one special friend -- you!
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You! You! You! You! You! You!
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I got it.
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What's going on?
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It's only the biggest day in elmo history.
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You remembered our anniversary?
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Right!
Ooh.
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That,and we're waiting for ben to
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get here with his new star hockey player,ivan palacinke.
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Palacinke.
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I just love saying that.
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Palacinke!
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Why all the pancakes?
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Oh,ivan's nickname is "the pancake."
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'Cause he flattens people into the boards?
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No,because his last name in croatian means "pancake."
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Oh,that's not really his nickname. It's his real name.
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Jerome: If you want to get all technical.
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Buzz.
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Celia.
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You two still having problems?
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She threw my son in jail.
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Patrick deserved to be thrown in jail.
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Then she insulted my parenting skills.
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Bailing patrick out of jail is not a skill.
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It's aiding and abetting.
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Here,pancake it out.
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So,is ivan pancake really any good?
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Are you kidding?
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Ivan's gonna be one of the greats.
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He was a child prodigy.
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He played on some of the best teams in europe.
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Then why is he coming to elmo?
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His last team spent a ton of money to get him,
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then couldn't afford him.
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Or his,uh,behavioral problems.
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So,ben bought out his contract.
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He didn't mention behavioral problems.
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It's gonna be sweet!
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Elmo,meet ivan!
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Pancake! Pancake!
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All: Pancake! Pancake!
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Pancake! Pancake! Pancake!
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Ivan,ivan,he's our man!
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If he can't do it,we're really screwed!
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Go,ivan!
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Hi!
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I'm mai washington!
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If you can play half as good as I can cheer,
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we're gonna be unstoppable -- whoo!
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Go,ivan! Go,ivan!
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Hi,I'm -- I'm patrick.
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You're gonna be one of my favorite players of all time.
Thanks.
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I'm actually more than just a fan.
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I'm -- I'm the official team captain.
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So,you're a player,too.
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Uh,no.
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Not exactly.
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My position's more unofficial.
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I'm sort of the unofficial official team captain,
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sort of like a nonplaying player.
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So,you're really just the manager.
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Yeah.
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Then I must buy you a drink.
Seriously?
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If you're taking care of me,I must take care of you.
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I precut your pancakes for you.
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He forgets to chew properly when gets overexcited.
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PatricK.
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Is this the only bar in elmo?
Yep.
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It reminds me of my hometown in croatia.
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Thanks!
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That's kind of why I left croatia.
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Let me get you a drink.
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Hi. I'm ivan.
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Oh,I know.
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Everyone seems to know.
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Your name is delicious.
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Thank you.
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A-a-annie.
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Annie.
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You're the best thing I've seen in elmo so far.
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W-well,thank you,mr. Pancake.
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No. "Ivan."
Ivan.
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You know,you're like a young,sexy sandy duncan,
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but with two good eyes.
Thank you.
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Y-you mean like in her "peter pan" days?
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No,I only know her from "roots."
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It takes a long time for american television to come to croatia.
266
00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:25,840
Are you a hockey fan?
267
00:12:27,698 --> 00:12:29,220
I could be.
268
00:12:34,445 --> 00:12:36,831
This place might not be as bad as I thought.
269
00:12:36,836 --> 00:12:38,061
Thank you,mr. Benjamin.
270
00:12:38,065 --> 00:12:40,792
Hey,listen,man,if there is anything you need,
271
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you let me know.
272
00:12:41,775 --> 00:12:42,913
I will.
273
00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:46,131
Pancakes for the pancake!
274
00:12:46,186 --> 00:12:48,203
Come on! Welcome!
275
00:12:50,716 --> 00:12:53,932
All: Pancake! Pancake!
276
00:12:56,585 --> 00:13:00,911
It's just so nice of you to give me and patrick free haircuts for life.
277
00:13:01,107 --> 00:13:04,951
Please,it's t least I can do considering the damage I've done to your lives.
278
00:13:05,688 --> 00:13:07,702
Oh,terri,it was an accident.
279
00:13:07,707 --> 00:13:09,363
No one blames you.
280
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:12,480
What kind of an idiot puts a bobby pin in someone's hair
281
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,212
right before a lightning storm?
282
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,742
You need to let it go.
283
00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:17,083
I'm trying.
284
00:13:17,455 --> 00:13:19,943
I've been doing volunteer work since the accident.
285
00:13:20,026 --> 00:13:22,490
It's all part of my karmic payback plan.
286
00:13:22,495 --> 00:13:23,900
That's wonderful.
287
00:13:23,908 --> 00:13:25,243
Yeah,it's nice.
288
00:13:25,897 --> 00:13:28,711
So,the usual,as usual?
289
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,510
No.
290
00:13:33,075 --> 00:13:34,130
No?!
291
00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:39,600
It is my one-year anniversary in elmo,and I need to celebrate...
292
00:13:40,205 --> 00:13:41,602
by moving on.
293
00:13:44,555 --> 00:13:45,830
To the '70s?
294
00:13:45,838 --> 00:13:46,991
Yes!
295
00:13:48,008 --> 00:13:50,801
I am ready for a fresh start,
296
00:13:51,086 --> 00:13:54,223
and I've been waitg for that perfect,first,right step.
297
00:13:54,926 --> 00:13:57,200
And then sandy duncan found me.
298
00:13:58,187 --> 00:13:59,240
It's bold.
299
00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:00,411
It's very bold.
300
00:14:00,415 --> 00:14:02,580
Well,chop,chop and snip,snip,terri.
301
00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:04,951
I need my new life to begin right now.
302
00:14:08,005 --> 00:14:12,031
Coach,ivan said he'll be out as soon as he wraps up his phone call.
303
00:14:12,107 --> 00:14:15,473
Oh,well,we certainly wouldn't want to interrupt a phone call.
304
00:14:35,157 --> 00:14:36,303
Sponsor.
305
00:14:36,488 --> 00:14:37,842
Nice of you to join us.
306
00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:40,573
All right,guys,let's scrimmage.
307
00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:42,421
Let'show ivan here what we got.
308
00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:43,542
I know you're kind of busy right now,
309
00:14:43,547 --> 00:14:44,602
but I just want to let you know,
310
00:14:44,606 --> 00:14:45,533
if there's anything you need,
311
00:14:45,537 --> 00:14:49,213
no matter what time of day or night or anything,I'm your man.
312
00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:50,962
U can start by stepping aside.
313
00:14:54,156 --> 00:14:57,340
That kid better be a hell of a player to justify that attitude.
314
00:15:18,926 --> 00:15:21,300
Man,you just became a much better coach!
315
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,440
Oh,my god,terri,you almost gave me a heart attack.
316
00:15:40,445 --> 00:15:42,243
Well,you couldn't have picked a better place for one.
317
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:42,912
Funny.
318
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:43,981
What's with the wig?
319
00:15:44,175 --> 00:15:45,440
I'm a volun-queer.
320
00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:46,983
Nice.
321
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:50,473
I'm styling sick people's hair and wigs.
Oh.
322
00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:51,502
What are you doing here?
323
00:15:51,506 --> 00:15:52,581
Oh,I'm visiting cash.
324
00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:54,890
He needs a kidney transplant.
325
00:15:55,076 --> 00:15:57,541
You mean the one with the beautiful hair?
326
00:15:57,835 --> 00:16:00,012
But he's so strong and fit.
327
00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:01,112
Looks can be deceiving.
328
00:16:01,145 --> 00:16:03,131
See you.
Bye.
329
00:16:05,985 --> 00:16:07,321
Knock,knock.
330
00:16:08,866 --> 00:16:10,611
Hey,terri.
331
00:16:10,676 --> 00:16:12,562
I'm here to offer you my services.
332
00:16:12,757 --> 00:16:17,262
I could cut your hair or just run my fingers through it.
333
00:16:17,826 --> 00:16:19,523
I' m a candy striperwith a comb.
334
00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:21,040
I don't need a haircut.
335
00:16:21,058 --> 00:16:23,992
No,but what you could use is some decorating tips.
336
00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:26,763
This room is dressing.
337
00:16:26,766 --> 00:16:28,222
It's not like anybody's gonna see it.
338
00:16:28,225 --> 00:16:30,210
Don't you want it to look nice for your visitors?
339
00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:32,683
Besides marin,I really don't have any visitors.
340
00:16:32,716 --> 00:16:34,002
Well,what about your family?
341
00:16:34,757 --> 00:16:35,863
Don't really have any.
342
00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,110
Friends?
343
00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:39,090
Wow.
344
00:16:39,286 --> 00:16:41,092
Now I'm as depressed as this room.
345
00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:47,423
Here it is!
346
00:16:48,445 --> 00:16:49,802
Here what is?
347
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,412
The marin frist room --
348
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,262
best room in the house.
349
00:16:54,435 --> 00:16:56,930
It's pretty sweet,huh?
Yeah.
350
00:16:58,075 --> 00:17:00,511
Oh,I haven't even shown you the best part yet!
351
00:17:01,546 --> 00:17:02,923
Ta-da!
352
00:17:03,136 --> 00:17:04,671
Wow,a window.
353
00:17:04,678 --> 00:17:05,993
No,no,the view.
354
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,062
You can almost see the brook from here.
355
00:17:08,498 --> 00:17:09,862
Oh,yeah.
356
00:17:09,986 --> 00:17:11,150
Look at that.
357
00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:12,840
Well,I'm pretty beat.
358
00:17:12,846 --> 00:17:14,811
I'm gonna take a nap.
359
00:17:15,018 --> 00:17:16,551
Y-you want to check the pillow?
360
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,420
If it's too soft,
361
00:17:17,428 --> 00:17:18,332
I'll get you a firmer one,
362
00:17:18,335 --> 00:17:19,032
and if it's too firm,
363
00:17:19,036 --> 00:17:21,551
I'll get you a softer one.
I'm sure it's fine.
364
00:17:21,555 --> 00:17:22,610
You like muffins?
365
00:17:22,616 --> 00:17:24,451
'Cause I make a mean --
no,I'm good.
366
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,763
Okay,then.
367
00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:30,410
Okay,gonna go.
368
00:17:31,738 --> 00:17:34,162
Thank you so much,patrice.
369
00:17:38,816 --> 00:17:42,552
It's "patrick," but I'll start wearing a name tag.
370
00:17:47,078 --> 00:17:48,333
Patrick!
371
00:17:48,657 --> 00:17:51,032
Ready for your lift to the radio station?
372
00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:52,692
You know it!
373
00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:54,381
Are you all right?
374
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:57,670
A star hockey player's napping upstairs right now.
375
00:17:57,808 --> 00:18:00,743
How cool is that?
It's iredible.
376
00:18:01,897 --> 00:18:03,292
Oh,hey,celia.
377
00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:04,082
Frist.
378
00:18:04,787 --> 00:18:05,932
Hello,patrick.
379
00:18:08,706 --> 00:18:10,100
Okay,I get it.
380
00:18:10,106 --> 00:18:12,873
You're still mad at me for the whole "I threw you in jail" thing.
381
00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:17,103
Now,there's a sentence you don't hear every day!
382
00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:20,921
So,I-I baked you these --
383
00:18:20,926 --> 00:18:21,793
twice --
384
00:18:22,158 --> 00:18:23,960
as sort of a peace offering.
385
00:18:23,966 --> 00:18:26,930
Oh,that's adorable.
386
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,991
Boy,I wish you had stuck me in the slammer.
387
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:32,610
In -- in the pokey.
388
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:35,283
In the old big house!
389
00:18:39,058 --> 00:18:41,032
Oh,will someone else please talk?
390
00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:44,141
Could you please tell chief bachelor that I'm not ready to forgive her?
391
00:18:44,768 --> 00:18:46,322
I'd just like my space.
392
00:18:46,535 --> 00:18:49,313
Patrick,I-I get it,all right?
393
00:18:49,316 --> 00:18:53,072
Believe me,nobody understands the need for space more than me.
394
00:18:54,058 --> 00:18:55,581
Hey hey.
395
00:18:55,688 --> 00:18:56,932
Have you seen chief bachelor?
396
00:18:56,937 --> 00:18:58,313
Oh,yeah,she's --
397
00:19:00,368 --> 00:19:01,452
...not here.
398
00:19:02,426 --> 00:19:04,140
[ Sighs ] Can you tell her I'm looking for her?
399
00:19:05,136 --> 00:19:06,023
Yes.
400
00:19:06,117 --> 00:19:07,101
Thank you.
401
00:19:16,548 --> 00:19:17,483
Keep the plate.
402
00:19:36,288 --> 00:19:37,733
I mean,do you believe this?
403
00:19:37,736 --> 00:19:39,812
What,that your mother cares about you?
404
00:19:40,897 --> 00:19:42,540
I think it's sweet.
405
00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:44,912
Cookies -- come on!
Too much.
406
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,003
She's smothering me.
407
00:19:46,428 --> 00:19:48,042
She's just showing you she cares.
408
00:19:48,048 --> 00:19:48,830
She's a mother.
409
00:19:48,837 --> 00:19:50,012
That's what they do.
410
00:19:50,386 --> 00:19:51,751
You can't spell "smother"
411
00:19:51,945 --> 00:19:53,743
without "mother."
412
00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:54,902
You're on!
413
00:19:56,576 --> 00:19:59,323
Hey,elmo,patrick and i were just
414
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,631
talking about how you show someone you care.
415
00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:04,323
Are big,grand gestures the way to go,
416
00:20:04,326 --> 00:20:07,322
or is it the little things that count?
417
00:20:07,385 --> 00:20:09,051
We've all had times when we felt like
418
00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:11,323
we didn't get enough of someone else's attention,
419
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,523
but what about the flip side?
420
00:20:14,056 --> 00:20:18,483
Can you actually give too much of yourself to somebody else?
421
00:20:22,216 --> 00:20:25,100
Jack: I guess I was,uh,having trouble sleeping.
422
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,722
Then that's around the time I called you.
423
00:20:28,156 --> 00:20:29,243
I'm glad you did.
424
00:20:30,807 --> 00:20:33,083
So,uh,tell me about you.
425
00:20:33,115 --> 00:20:34,431
Are you teaching again,huh?
426
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:35,732
Yeah.
427
00:20:38,558 --> 00:20:40,483
How is it being back on dry land?
428
00:20:41,086 --> 00:20:44,991
I used to think being stuck in a college classroom was -- was boring,
429
00:20:45,058 --> 00:20:50,382
but after everything,you know,boring seems kind of nice.
430
00:20:51,546 --> 00:20:53,623
I think I'll want to be landlocked for a while.
431
00:20:53,798 --> 00:20:55,242
Yeah,I hear you.
432
00:20:56,327 --> 00:20:58,031
Leslie,you're getting all wet.
433
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,282
You named your dog leslie?
434
00:21:02,236 --> 00:21:05,521
Gary did. You know,I-I promised I'd take care of her.
435
00:21:05,757 --> 00:21:08,112
Oh. Yeah,right.
436
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:13,003
I think about him all the time.
437
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:14,183
Yeah. Me,too.
438
00:21:15,447 --> 00:21:16,900
I don't know,jack.
439
00:21:16,905 --> 00:21:18,112
I-I don't know.
440
00:21:18,117 --> 00:21:19,802
I mean,what -- what happened...
441
00:21:20,506 --> 00:21:21,831
was so awful.
442
00:21:22,516 --> 00:21:25,073
He had a family,a mom and dad,a dog,
443
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:28,432
all these people who -- who loved him,and...
444
00:21:30,148 --> 00:21:31,491
we just let him die.
445
00:21:32,237 --> 00:21:33,542
We didn't let him.
446
00:21:33,548 --> 00:21:35,581
We tried.
It doesn't matter now,
447
00:21:35,906 --> 00:21:41,103
because,either way,we're alive and he's not.
448
00:22:02,305 --> 00:22:04,161
Hey,patrick --
ivan will be down in a minute.
449
00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:05,232
He just woke up.
450
00:22:06,146 --> 00:22:07,622
It's 6:00.
451
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,030
I know! He's like a rock star...
452
00:22:10,056 --> 00:22:11,582
who plays hockey!
453
00:22:13,377 --> 00:22:14,931
There he is!
454
00:22:16,685 --> 00:22:17,883
What's going on?
455
00:22:18,118 --> 00:22:20,741
I can't stay here -- no offense.
456
00:22:21,136 --> 00:22:25,100
Mr. Benjamin,I like you,but I cannot stay in a room
457
00:22:25,107 --> 00:22:27,771
with no phones,no tvs -- not even a radio?
458
00:22:27,778 --> 00:22:29,331
It was in my contract.
459
00:22:29,338 --> 00:22:31,352
I thought we could just let that one slide.
460
00:22:31,356 --> 00:22:33,690
I came to america to live in rooms
461
00:22:33,697 --> 00:22:36,172
with phones and tvs and radios
462
00:22:36,177 --> 00:22:37,972
you can borrow my boom box.
463
00:22:38,877 --> 00:22:41,193
This is the only hotel in elmo.
464
00:22:41,198 --> 00:22:42,640
What are you gonna do,right?
465
00:22:42,725 --> 00:22:45,150
Quit the team,I guess.
466
00:22:48,197 --> 00:22:51,923
Look,ivan,I'll figure something out. I promise.
467
00:22:56,338 --> 00:22:58,100
Oh,I'm so sorry.
468
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:58,903
It's okay.
469
00:22:58,907 --> 00:23:00,121
I got your message.
470
00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:03,030
Julia got upset.
471
00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:04,932
I felt like I needed to stay.
472
00:23:05,428 --> 00:23:06,591
Yeah?
473
00:23:09,145 --> 00:23:10,810
I'll make it up to you.
Mm-hmm.
474
00:23:10,877 --> 00:23:13,981
Hey...how about I cook you dinner tomorrow night?
475
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:15,480
You don't cook.
476
00:23:15,488 --> 00:23:17,462
Anniversary -- special occasion.
477
00:23:17,465 --> 00:23:18,421
Oh,that would be nice.
478
00:23:18,425 --> 00:23:21,922
I could use the distraction from worrying about cash.
479
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:23,000
Any news?
480
00:23:23,807 --> 00:23:24,873
Sorry.
481
00:23:25,075 --> 00:23:28,132
Thanks. Wine?
Yeah.
482
00:23:33,228 --> 00:23:34,570
So,how's julia?
483
00:23:35,928 --> 00:23:37,103
Upset.
484
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:44,082
You know,I know that we tried our best to save the guy,
485
00:23:44,608 --> 00:23:47,092
but she can't help wondering,uh,"what if?"
486
00:23:54,595 --> 00:23:56,320
His life was in our hands.
487
00:23:57,456 --> 00:24:00,520
He didn't have anybody else,and we let him go.
488
00:24:03,216 --> 00:24:06,560
If there was something that I could have done to keep him alive and didn'T...
489
00:24:08,445 --> 00:24:09,970
how do I live with that?
490
00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:30,952
* I look at the sun summer shines on everyone *
491
00:24:30,957 --> 00:24:34,723
* and we're in love with the night *
492
00:24:34,776 --> 00:24:39,143
* I could see it in your eyes *
493
00:24:42,258 --> 00:24:44,431
Oh,god.
494
00:24:44,835 --> 00:24:46,801
Wow. Why so jumpy?
495
00:24:46,807 --> 00:24:48,992
I'm trying to be alone!
496
00:24:55,557 --> 00:24:56,540
What are you doing here?
497
00:24:56,547 --> 00:24:57,882
Looking for you!
498
00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:58,782
What do you want?
499
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:01,770
I can't stand that you and buzz are not getting along.
500
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,682
It gives me acid reflux.
501
00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:05,720
I want you to come over for dinner,
502
00:25:05,727 --> 00:25:08,390
and the two of you officially bury the hammer.
503
00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:10,863
It's "hatchet."
Whatever.
504
00:25:10,905 --> 00:25:12,360
Just come to dinner.
505
00:25:13,775 --> 00:25:15,543
Actually,I'd like that.
506
00:25:15,545 --> 00:25:18,961
Yeah,dinner away from dick might be just what the doctor ordered.
507
00:25:19,008 --> 00:25:20,313
He's totally smothering me.
508
00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:21,810
Well,I already invited dick.
509
00:25:21,817 --> 00:25:22,633
He's in.
510
00:25:23,436 --> 00:25:24,432
Don't worry.
511
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:25,961
I'll sic buzz on him.
512
00:25:27,518 --> 00:25:28,731
Now,give me a lift home.
513
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,100
It's pouring out there.
514
00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:31,373
Come on. Let's go.
515
00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:38,333
* ...To rid this world of righteous who are out shooting guns *
516
00:25:38,968 --> 00:25:40,223
hi.
517
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:42,591
I'm just gonna spruce things up a bit.
518
00:25:43,096 --> 00:25:46,460
Honey,could you help me with those other boxes?
519
00:25:46,497 --> 00:25:47,612
Sir,I'm a nurse.
520
00:25:47,645 --> 00:25:50,663
Good. Then you know to lift with your knees.
521
00:25:50,935 --> 00:25:53,101
Now,get a move on it,florence nightingale.
522
00:26:11,648 --> 00:26:12,633
Aloha!
523
00:26:13,025 --> 00:26:14,240
What do you think?
524
00:26:19,388 --> 00:26:20,512
You're speechless,right?
525
00:26:20,518 --> 00:26:21,373
I knew it.
526
00:26:21,828 --> 00:26:25,631
I always felt the tiki-themed hospital would do wonders for patient morale.
527
00:26:25,658 --> 00:26:27,111
Why did you do all this?
528
00:26:27,138 --> 00:26:28,502
I thought it would cheer you up.
529
00:26:30,478 --> 00:26:31,520
Thanks.
530
00:26:31,526 --> 00:26:32,652
Besides,we got to stick together.
531
00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:34,253
We do?
Yes!
532
00:26:34,257 --> 00:26:36,481
We're both alone,roughing it up here in the wild,
533
00:26:36,488 --> 00:26:37,830
working with our hands.
534
00:26:37,955 --> 00:26:41,012
Don't worry. We're not forming a club or anything.
Good.
535
00:26:41,117 --> 00:26:43,241
Wow,fancy.
536
00:26:43,246 --> 00:26:45,663
Thanks...I think.
537
00:26:46,456 --> 00:26:48,073
I've been decorating since I was a kid.
538
00:26:48,095 --> 00:26:49,833
It's how my family discovered I was gay.
539
00:26:50,105 --> 00:26:51,730
You paint a tribute to "xanadu"
540
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:54,650
on your closet door,and suddenly you're out of the closet.
541
00:26:54,737 --> 00:26:56,142
Then about six months later,
542
00:26:56,145 --> 00:26:59,502
they paint it over with the most horrible puce color,
543
00:27:00,008 --> 00:27:02,411
and now I live thousands of miles away in alaska.
544
00:27:02,558 --> 00:27:03,692
Marin: Wow!
545
00:27:03,945 --> 00:27:04,843
Terri: I know,right?
546
00:27:04,847 --> 00:27:06,960
I'm like patch adams with the twinkle lights.
547
00:27:07,705 --> 00:27:08,860
Thanks.
548
00:27:08,935 --> 00:27:10,272
Uh,I brought you this.
549
00:27:10,325 --> 00:27:14,980
Thanks.
I guess I'll put it,um,over here.
550
00:27:16,095 --> 00:27:17,783
Whoa,are you okay?
551
00:27:17,818 --> 00:27:19,103
Yeah,I'm fine.
552
00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:21,373
What's wrong?
Nothing,just a little dizzy.
553
00:27:21,376 --> 00:27:22,270
I had some blood taken.
554
00:27:22,328 --> 00:27:24,000
For what? Are you sick,too?
555
00:27:24,048 --> 00:27:26,562
I swear to god,I cannot take another person being sick right now.
556
00:27:26,568 --> 00:27:27,671
I was just getting tested.
557
00:27:27,677 --> 00:27:29,042
For what,a d-disease?
558
00:27:29,046 --> 00:27:30,271
You tell me the truth,frist.
559
00:27:30,295 --> 00:27:32,091
I was tested to see if I could be a donor.
560
00:27:32,127 --> 00:27:34,330
For what?
For him.
561
00:27:35,455 --> 00:27:36,713
Holy crap.
562
00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:39,321
Princess,you sure you want to do this?
563
00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:41,061
Yes,I'm sure.
564
00:27:41,105 --> 00:27:43,512
Donating a kidney is real dangerous.
Yeah.
565
00:27:43,516 --> 00:27:45,822
Well,maybe I don't want your stupid little kidney.
566
00:27:46,137 --> 00:27:48,463
You'd need like 80 of them to equal one of mine anyway.
567
00:27:48,528 --> 00:27:50,240
Yeah,well,if I'm a match,
568
00:27:50,245 --> 00:27:53,550
I'm gonna stuff my stupid little kidney down your throat if it kills you.
569
00:27:55,538 --> 00:27:56,912
I got to go.
570
00:27:57,415 --> 00:27:59,572
Jack's makinme a special dinner tonight.
571
00:28:02,395 --> 00:28:03,070
Oh!
572
00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:05,611
Okay,okay. I'm okay.
573
00:28:09,358 --> 00:28:11,912
You're not going anywhere until your vitals are stable.
Oh.
574
00:28:22,236 --> 00:28:24,233
You want to try some of mine,sweetie?
575
00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:26,551
Dick,we all have the same pie.
576
00:28:26,595 --> 00:28:28,913
I like it when you eat it off my fork.
577
00:28:31,307 --> 00:28:32,192
That's gross.
578
00:28:32,238 --> 00:28:35,533
Buzz,maybe you'd like to show dick your beer-can collection?
579
00:28:35,555 --> 00:28:37,141
I haven't finished my dessert yet,baby.
580
00:28:37,497 --> 00:28:38,622
Buzz!
581
00:28:43,717 --> 00:28:46,873
Dick,um,what do you say we go down to the chieftain
582
00:28:46,876 --> 00:28:48,191
and have a couple of drinks,huh?
583
00:28:48,355 --> 00:28:49,771
Just us guys.
584
00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:51,923
Oh! That sounds fun!
585
00:28:51,927 --> 00:28:53,701
Celia,would you mind if --
go.
586
00:28:54,415 --> 00:28:55,872
Miss you already.
587
00:29:05,165 --> 00:29:06,450
Buzz.
588
00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:07,653
Yeah?
589
00:29:07,808 --> 00:29:09,803
Do you really want to spend time with dick?
590
00:29:09,976 --> 00:29:11,581
I just wanted to help you out.
591
00:29:11,725 --> 00:29:13,993
And mai threatened to sleep in the guest room.
592
00:29:14,016 --> 00:29:17,623
Oh. Well,thank you,then.
Yeah,yeah.
593
00:29:17,865 --> 00:29:18,971
You see?
594
00:29:18,977 --> 00:29:20,420
Burying the hammer.
595
00:29:20,475 --> 00:29:22,020
It's "ha--"
596
00:29:22,396 --> 00:29:23,272
What?
597
00:29:23,276 --> 00:29:24,510
N-nothing.
598
00:29:28,905 --> 00:29:30,780
Welcome!
Hey,ben.
599
00:29:30,806 --> 00:29:34,702
Well,let the games begin.
Hey,hey! Whoo!
600
00:29:35,845 --> 00:29:37,742
I thought we were getting ben and going to the chieftain.
601
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,153
Slight change of plans.
602
00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:42,191
This is our secret poker game.
603
00:29:42,395 --> 00:29:45,162
So you can't tell anybody,especially mai.
604
00:29:45,345 --> 00:29:48,760
Fine,but if celia asks me,i will have to tell her.
605
00:29:48,805 --> 00:29:50,870
It sounds like somebody needs to grow a pair.
606
00:29:50,968 --> 00:29:51,881
A pair of what?
607
00:29:52,716 --> 00:29:54,111
You can't tell celia.
608
00:29:54,286 --> 00:29:57,232
If mai finds out I'm playing poker,s-she'll kill me.
609
00:29:57,677 --> 00:30:00,302
How would mai find out if I told celia?
610
00:30:01,518 --> 00:30:04,681
Listen,there are a couple rules to being a guy.
611
00:30:04,797 --> 00:30:08,340
And rule number one is,you never tell your woman another guy's secrets.
612
00:30:08,345 --> 00:30:13,571
For she is likely to share said secrets with other members of the fairer sex.
613
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:16,142
And it will come back to bite your buddy in the ass.
614
00:30:16,365 --> 00:30:18,891
Dick,you better write this down.
615
00:30:19,495 --> 00:30:20,452
Everybody in?
616
00:30:23,378 --> 00:30:24,782
Not literally.
617
00:30:26,288 --> 00:30:28,703
I'm sorry about dinner.
618
00:30:29,797 --> 00:30:30,670
Thanks for picking me up.
619
00:30:30,677 --> 00:30:32,173
They said I shouldn't drive.
620
00:30:32,175 --> 00:30:34,512
Yeah,did they also say you should give somebody your kidney?
621
00:30:34,467 --> 00:30:37,260
Jack.
When were you planning on telling me you were being tested?
622
00:30:37,645 --> 00:30:39,641
I don't know.
I guess I didn't think about it.
623
00:30:39,845 --> 00:30:41,140
And it's not just some guy.
624
00:30:41,147 --> 00:30:42,230
It's cash.
625
00:30:42,288 --> 00:30:44,273
Oh. That makes it better.
626
00:30:44,278 --> 00:30:45,641
Well,yeah,it should.
627
00:30:45,647 --> 00:30:46,880
I just got tested.
628
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,700
I may not even be a match.
629
00:30:48,728 --> 00:30:51,563
So,you were planning on giving up your kidney to some guy without even telling me.
630
00:30:51,596 --> 00:30:53,302
Is this about me giving my kidney away,
631
00:30:53,305 --> 00:30:55,051
or is it about me giving my kidney away to cash?
632
00:30:55,058 --> 00:30:56,392
It's about you and me.
633
00:30:56,615 --> 00:30:59,611
It's about not discussing really big decisions that affect us both.
634
00:31:00,117 --> 00:31:01,753
He doesn't have anyone else,jack.
635
00:31:02,545 --> 00:31:05,113
And I'm sorry,but I didn't know I needed to ask your permission.
636
00:31:05,248 --> 00:31:07,090
It's not about asking permission.
637
00:31:07,308 --> 00:31:09,793
If you're in a relationship,you should be able to talk about this stuff.
638
00:31:09,808 --> 00:31:11,130
Okay,talk.
639
00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:13,141
Okay.
640
00:31:13,926 --> 00:31:15,040
Well,who am I to you?
641
00:31:15,045 --> 00:31:16,522
Do I matter,or am I just some guy
642
00:31:16,528 --> 00:31:18,450
who happens to be living with you for the time being,
643
00:31:18,478 --> 00:31:20,462
who has to go back to his old house to pick up his mail?
644
00:31:20,467 --> 00:31:21,930
Of course you matter.
645
00:31:21,938 --> 00:31:24,673
I'm just helping cash the way you're helping julia.
646
00:31:25,668 --> 00:31:27,391
I'm not giving julia a part of me.
647
00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:30,211
Are you sure about that?
648
00:31:46,776 --> 00:31:50,291
* You've got to play out your game ... *
649
00:31:52,525 --> 00:31:53,743
two pair!
650
00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:55,991
Damn it!
651
00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:57,551
That's your third pot in a row.
652
00:31:57,555 --> 00:31:58,822
Thank you!
653
00:31:59,507 --> 00:32:02,882
Hey.
Hey,jack's back.
654
00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:04,563
I thought you had a big dinner with marin.
655
00:32:04,567 --> 00:32:05,372
Uh,change of plans.
656
00:32:05,378 --> 00:32:06,271
Deal me in.
657
00:32:07,607 --> 00:32:08,782
So,how are the cards tonight?
658
00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:10,090
Good,if your name's dick.
659
00:32:10,146 --> 00:32:11,503
He's taking all the money.
660
00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:14,701
And thanks again for bringing him,by the way.
661
00:32:15,108 --> 00:32:18,351
Boy,it sure is great hanging out with you guys.
662
00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:20,961
Although I have to admit,I really do miss celia.
663
00:32:21,065 --> 00:32:24,220
Dick,it's only been two hours.
And 25 minutes.
664
00:32:24,436 --> 00:32:26,871
I'd call her,but she said she needs her space.
665
00:32:27,896 --> 00:32:29,120
Maybe I should just look at a picture of her.
666
00:32:29,126 --> 00:32:31,582
Or we could play cards.
Jerome: Jack's right.
667
00:32:31,615 --> 00:32:33,783
Second rule of being a guy --
668
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:36,832
keep the sensitive talk to a minimum.
669
00:32:37,245 --> 00:32:40,331
Yeah,this is a poker game,not group therapy.
670
00:32:40,477 --> 00:32:42,093
Raise it two blues.
671
00:32:43,116 --> 00:32:44,173
Call.
672
00:32:44,676 --> 00:32:46,203
Celia's my therapy.
673
00:32:46,668 --> 00:32:50,201
She's so cute,especially when she's using her sad machine.
674
00:32:50,358 --> 00:32:52,261
Sometimes when we cuddle up in front of it,
675
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:54,401
the cat comes over --
okay,we get the picture.
676
00:32:54,426 --> 00:32:55,693
Rule number three --
677
00:32:55,726 --> 00:32:58,451
if you can't find something negative to say about your woman,
678
00:32:58,496 --> 00:33:00,171
don't say anything at all.
679
00:33:01,037 --> 00:33:03,772
I got to deal myself some better cards next time.
680
00:33:03,865 --> 00:33:04,801
Yeah,fold.
681
00:33:04,848 --> 00:33:06,620
Oh,mr. Benjamin.
682
00:33:06,626 --> 00:33:08,212
I thought you were the guy with all the money.
683
00:33:08,266 --> 00:33:10,581
Yeah,how do you think i became the guy with all the money?
684
00:33:11,146 --> 00:33:13,572
Here we go -- 9,10,6.
685
00:33:14,737 --> 00:33:17,753
Well,don't let this scare you.
Hmm.
686
00:33:17,907 --> 00:33:19,140
I won'T.
687
00:33:21,105 --> 00:33:24,453
So,what's the deal with you and that,uh,annie girl?
688
00:33:24,635 --> 00:33:26,920
She's cute.
Oh,yeah,she's great.
689
00:33:27,477 --> 00:33:29,282
Apparently,we were engaged,
690
00:33:29,288 --> 00:33:31,290
and then I got struck by lightning,
691
00:33:31,295 --> 00:33:32,351
and I couldn't remember,
692
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:34,141
so we broke up.
693
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:36,392
But,uh,she's awesome.
694
00:33:36,798 --> 00:33:39,400
Yeah. If you like her,you should go for it.
695
00:33:39,878 --> 00:33:41,302
Call.
Cool.
696
00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:42,933
All right. Turn.
697
00:33:43,207 --> 00:33:45,810
What the hell do you guys have? Check.
Check.
698
00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:47,851
So,you blew off the big anniversary dinner
699
00:33:47,855 --> 00:33:50,082
with marin to play poker with us,huh?
Yeah.
700
00:33:50,087 --> 00:33:51,021
Yeah,we had a fight.
701
00:33:51,077 --> 00:33:53,810
Why?
She's thinking about giving a kidney to cash.
702
00:33:53,817 --> 00:33:54,703
No way.
703
00:33:54,747 --> 00:33:56,742
Oh,jack,that -- that's incredible.
704
00:33:56,776 --> 00:33:57,961
Well,it's weird.
705
00:33:57,966 --> 00:33:59,121
Well,what's weird?
706
00:33:59,125 --> 00:33:59,991
She's stepping up.
707
00:34:00,048 --> 00:34:01,952
That takes guts.
Mm-hmm.
708
00:34:01,956 --> 00:34:03,072
It takes a pair.
709
00:34:03,198 --> 00:34:05,202
I bet she has some great-looking kidneys.
710
00:34:05,265 --> 00:34:07,290
She sounds awesome.
She is.
711
00:34:07,438 --> 00:34:08,773
He's a lucky guy.
712
00:34:09,997 --> 00:34:12,021
Yeah,I am.
713
00:34:14,765 --> 00:34:17,970
Hey,didn't mean to break rule number three.
714
00:34:19,066 --> 00:34:21,202
In this case,we'll make an exception.
715
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,941
I don't know anyone who'd do that kidney thing for me.
716
00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:25,830
Are you kidding?
717
00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:27,203
You know i would.
718
00:34:27,347 --> 00:34:29,961
And your mother would give you both her kidneys...
719
00:34:29,966 --> 00:34:31,202
and her heart.
720
00:34:32,426 --> 00:34:34,290
Okay,is this a poker game or "the view"?
721
00:34:35,157 --> 00:34:36,690
All right,all right,here we go.
722
00:34:36,718 --> 00:34:39,432
All right,where were we?
Dick was kicking our ass.
723
00:34:39,788 --> 00:34:40,953
All-in.
724
00:34:43,406 --> 00:34:44,882
Read 'em and weep!
725
00:34:46,215 --> 00:34:47,772
Oh,this was fun,guys.
726
00:34:47,838 --> 00:34:50,573
And thanks again for teaching me all those guy rules.
727
00:34:50,576 --> 00:34:53,730
Before tonight,I would have felt bad and given you all your money back.
728
00:34:53,755 --> 00:34:56,743
But now that I've grown a pair,I'm not going to.
729
00:34:57,926 --> 00:35:00,680
Let's not do this again real soon,shall we?
730
00:35:02,945 --> 00:35:04,461
Okay,guys,good night.
731
00:35:07,707 --> 00:35:10,382
Ivan,I found a nice hotel for you in sitka.
732
00:35:10,587 --> 00:35:11,290
Come on. I'll drive you.
733
00:35:11,346 --> 00:35:12,891
Mm. Not necessary.
734
00:35:12,897 --> 00:35:14,843
I've found the place I want to stay right here.
735
00:35:14,926 --> 00:35:16,270
Oh,right here in elmo?
736
00:35:16,528 --> 00:35:18,061
Right here in this house.
737
00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:20,661
What?
No,it's perfect.
738
00:35:20,666 --> 00:35:22,720
I mean,it's big. It's beautiful.
739
00:35:22,756 --> 00:35:24,041
You got wi-fi.
740
00:35:24,285 --> 00:35:26,321
Plus,it's an easy commute to the rink.
741
00:35:26,755 --> 00:35:28,882
I don't think theresa will go for it.
742
00:35:30,567 --> 00:35:34,100
Mr. Benjamin,I'm either staying here,
743
00:35:34,128 --> 00:35:36,603
or I'm staying in my old room...
744
00:35:37,586 --> 00:35:39,250
...back in croatia.
745
00:35:42,718 --> 00:35:44,351
Marin: Annie,I can't believe how great you look.
746
00:35:44,356 --> 00:35:45,693
I love your new haircut.
747
00:35:45,716 --> 00:35:48,572
Annie: Thank you!
Who knew sandy duncan could be so hot?
748
00:35:48,656 --> 00:35:51,220
Tell me again why we're power-walking so powerfully.
749
00:35:51,438 --> 00:35:55,283
I'm waiting for a call from the hospital about whether I'm a match for cash.
750
00:35:55,388 --> 00:35:56,750
I'm trying to get my mind off it.
751
00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,630
Is it working?
Not so much.
752
00:35:58,695 --> 00:36:00,830
Jack got really angry with me last night.
753
00:36:01,178 --> 00:36:03,950
Let me guess. He's not so keen on project kidney.
754
00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:06,431
If he just understood why I wanted to do this.
755
00:36:06,478 --> 00:36:08,722
It's sort of romantic of jack,if you think about it.
756
00:36:08,735 --> 00:36:10,010
Really?
Yeah.
757
00:36:10,016 --> 00:36:11,771
I must not be thinking about it.
758
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:14,521
Maybe jack wants you to save your kidney for himself.
759
00:36:14,915 --> 00:36:17,371
You and jack are supposed to be each other's person,you know?
760
00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:19,200
You see? That's my point.
761
00:36:19,325 --> 00:36:20,800
Cash doesn't have another person.
762
00:36:20,805 --> 00:36:23,370
So I'm afraid that if I don't step up,then nobody else will.
763
00:36:24,065 --> 00:36:25,032
Oh.
764
00:36:28,036 --> 00:36:29,351
Hello?
765
00:36:32,007 --> 00:36:33,220
Really?
766
00:36:33,475 --> 00:36:34,332
All right.
767
00:36:34,735 --> 00:36:35,873
Thank you.
768
00:36:39,147 --> 00:36:40,463
I'm a match.
769
00:36:54,097 --> 00:36:56,732
Hey. Thanks again for last night,buzz.
770
00:36:56,735 --> 00:36:58,072
I really had a great time.
771
00:36:58,247 --> 00:37:00,121
Yeah. Great.
772
00:37:00,167 --> 00:37:02,160
Yeah. You got home so late last night,
773
00:37:02,168 --> 00:37:03,472
I forgot to ask you what you did.
774
00:37:03,486 --> 00:37:04,310
What did you do?
775
00:37:04,885 --> 00:37:07,362
Uh,you know,we...
776
00:37:08,077 --> 00:37:09,063
We,uh --
777
00:37:09,077 --> 00:37:10,241
drank some beers.
778
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:13,101
Yeah,drank some beers.
We ate some chips.
779
00:37:13,186 --> 00:37:14,283
Ate some chips.
780
00:37:14,485 --> 00:37:15,603
Guy stuff.
781
00:37:16,328 --> 00:37:18,313
Yeah,guy stuff.
782
00:37:18,316 --> 00:37:21,643
Hmm. Sounds fun. Maybe we should do some guy stuff sometime.
783
00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:23,492
All right,I got to head back to the station.
784
00:37:23,496 --> 00:37:24,402
Dick,you coming?
785
00:37:25,637 --> 00:37:26,640
You know what?
786
00:37:27,216 --> 00:37:29,270
I think I'm gonna stay here with my new friend buzz.
787
00:37:42,215 --> 00:37:45,411
I'm sorry,but I just don't want some hockey player living with us.
788
00:37:45,418 --> 00:37:46,430
I think it's weird.
789
00:37:46,468 --> 00:37:48,202
Well,can't we at least give it a try?
790
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:49,812
If the kid refuses to play,
791
00:37:49,866 --> 00:37:53,180
then my whole dream of having a championship team goes down the drain.
792
00:37:53,618 --> 00:37:54,660
I don't know.
793
00:37:54,678 --> 00:37:56,673
Besides,you said you wanted a kid.
794
00:37:56,725 --> 00:37:58,212
Oh,very funny.
795
00:37:58,897 --> 00:38:01,720
I wanted a baby,not a big baby.
796
00:38:01,777 --> 00:38:03,652
You should just put your foot down and tell him no.
797
00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:05,232
That's what his last owner did,
798
00:38:05,237 --> 00:38:07,603
and ivan refused to play for six months.
799
00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:10,842
This really means a lot to me,"T."
800
00:38:10,847 --> 00:38:16,640
* Honey,you don't know where I am *
801
00:38:16,647 --> 00:38:19,980
* you need a friend *
802
00:38:20,176 --> 00:38:21,093
Hi.
803
00:38:21,187 --> 00:38:22,182
Hey.
804
00:38:26,628 --> 00:38:28,110
Listen,uh...
805
00:38:30,157 --> 00:38:32,872
I've been thinking about it,and...
806
00:38:33,585 --> 00:38:35,191
I'm okay with the kidney thing.
807
00:38:35,557 --> 00:38:36,583
Really?
808
00:38:36,977 --> 00:38:39,562
Yeah. I was talking to the guys last night,
809
00:38:39,675 --> 00:38:41,751
and it kind of helped me see your side of it.
810
00:38:42,585 --> 00:38:44,800
Buzz and jerome helped you see my side?
811
00:38:47,467 --> 00:38:49,602
Well,thanks.
812
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,511
But I'm not going through with it.
813
00:38:52,897 --> 00:38:53,973
Why not?
814
00:38:54,126 --> 00:38:55,972
Turns out someone else stepped up.
815
00:38:55,977 --> 00:38:56,693
Really?
816
00:38:58,557 --> 00:39:00,350
Yeah,I was surprised,
817
00:39:00,408 --> 00:39:04,092
but I'm just really glad cash is gonna be okay.
818
00:39:05,206 --> 00:39:07,971
And by the way,if I'm gonna be tied to someone...
819
00:39:09,475 --> 00:39:10,843
I'd like him to be you.
820
00:39:12,466 --> 00:39:15,973
Maybe we should be saving our spare parts for each other.
821
00:39:18,206 --> 00:39:28,272
* Come with me and let's go for a walk now *
822
00:39:28,365 --> 00:39:30,513
So who's giving cash a kidney?
823
00:39:31,385 --> 00:39:33,261
I have no idea.
824
00:39:37,795 --> 00:39:39,200
Housekeeping.
825
00:39:39,647 --> 00:39:42,042
Rise and shine. You got a visitor.
826
00:39:42,277 --> 00:39:44,873
There's no wall space left for any more decorations.
827
00:39:44,895 --> 00:39:49,481
I'm not here to give you a tiki torch or a haircut or my heart...
828
00:39:51,248 --> 00:39:52,521
just my kidney.
829
00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:54,911
What are you,nuts?
830
00:39:54,938 --> 00:39:57,883
Hey,when someone offers you a kidney,you take it.
831
00:39:58,965 --> 00:39:59,903
Why?
832
00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:01,723
It feels right.
833
00:40:03,217 --> 00:40:07,560
You and me -- we kind of don't have people,right?
834
00:40:08,056 --> 00:40:10,572
So,now we can be each other's person.
835
00:40:13,146 --> 00:40:14,093
Thanks.
836
00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:19,492
Besides,I've had it with the volunteering.
837
00:40:19,497 --> 00:40:20,823
I'll do the kidney thing and be done
838
00:40:20,825 --> 00:40:23,470
with this karmic-payback crap in one fell swoop.
839
00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:30,363
It is rare to get the chance to actually save someone's life.
840
00:40:30,818 --> 00:40:39,251
* Tell me how you became a man *
841
00:40:41,225 --> 00:40:46,540
for most of us, our days are filled with a series of smaller gestures,
842
00:40:46,725 --> 00:40:49,030
like a place to lay your head...
843
00:40:50,258 --> 00:40:52,673
or a beer for a thirsty friend.
844
00:40:52,895 --> 00:40:56,122
* So I do what I want *
845
00:40:56,217 --> 00:40:57,461
then there are times
846
00:40:57,467 --> 00:40:59,943
when life calls for a bigger gift,
847
00:40:59,946 --> 00:41:03,032
whether you give a fresh start to yourself...
848
00:41:02,787 --> 00:41:07,293
* and do what I can when I can ... *
849
00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:10,700
or a second chance to someone else.
850
00:41:10,716 --> 00:41:17,013
*All my notions *
851
00:41:17,498 --> 00:41:21,773
heart wide open
852
00:41:21,967 --> 00:41:26,332
* so I can do what I want *
853
00:41:26,355 --> 00:41:28,870
* be who I am *
854
00:41:29,188 --> 00:41:32,040
* search for a soul mate *
855
00:41:31,345 --> 00:41:32,581
but at the end of the day,
856
00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:35,441
perhaps it is our small gestures
857
00:41:35,448 --> 00:41:37,772
that will add up to something big --
858
00:41:38,786 --> 00:41:40,571
to a life saved,
859
00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:43,101
or at least a life bettered --
860
00:41:43,605 --> 00:41:46,902
because sometimes the grande gesture
861
00:41:46,936 --> 00:41:49,111
can be the smallest one of all.
862
00:41:49,177 --> 00:41:55,250
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