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A little lower, Geoffrey.
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Geoffrey?
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Oh, hi, honey. It's you!
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The kids aren't back from the airport
with Will yet.
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In that case, I have an idea.
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Take no prisoners, Daddy.
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Speaking of prisoners,
let's talk about Will.
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You know, maybe Bel-Air Prep isn't
the right place for the boy.
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Maybe he could get more from
a different environment.
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So could we.
Come on, I'll race you to the Jacuzzi.
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Wait a minute, now. I found a school...
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that's a little further away
than we're used to.
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How much further?
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Switzerland.
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Now that that's settled,
I'll go fire up the Jacuzzi.
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Back it up.
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Philip, how could you even suggest
shipping Will off to some boarding school?
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Okay, I'm sorry, you're absolutely right.
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Will's a great kid,
I've even grown to sort of...
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Anyway, I'm sorry
I even mentioned Switzerland.
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Okay.
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- Y ou're forgiven.
- Thank you.
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Would you consider Great Britain?
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Well, a man can dream, can't he?
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Vivian, I'm sorry.
It's just that it's been so peaceful here...
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since Will's been in Philly.
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And, boarding school's not so bad,
is it, Geoffrey?
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Geoffrey went to boarding school.
Tell her, Geoffrey.
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Madam, I went to boarding school.
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And then I went to therapy.
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Who asked you? Get my lunch.
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Right away, sir.
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The man has a tapeworm.
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Philip, when Will gets here, please be nice.
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Otherwise, you're going to be bunking
with Mr. Couch.
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Woman, please...
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do you think that you can manipulate me
with sex?
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Does James Brown have a perm?
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Oh, Lord, I don't know whether to dive
under the table or do the running man.
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- G!
- Master William!
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Uncle Fink.
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Will, it's so nice to have you home.
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Uncle Phil, you look great, man.
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Y ou look like you lost some... hair.
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Looks like the whole Jackson family
could live in those pants.
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Daddy, that's how all the brothers
are dressing in Philly.
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No wonder Willy Williams moved to LA.
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Carlton, honey, what happened?
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Will told everyone at the airport
I was Bryant Gumbel.
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I thought I'd get my luggage faster.
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Y ou poor baby, what did they do?
Mob you for autographs?
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No, five old ladies attacked me
for being mean to Willard.
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Hey, it was worth it. We got the luggage.
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My sister.
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Daddy, I need $500.
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- Will!
- Hil!
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Daddy, I need $500.
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Hil, you should really consider
expanding your vocabulary a little.
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Hilary, honey, if it's for the barbecue
we're catering this afternoon...
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we have already paid you.
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It's not for the barbecue. I just want $500.
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Come on, Hil, please,
at least kiss him first.
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What is that?
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That would be Aisha.
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Oh, no.
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Y ou're right, Uncle Phil, wrong area code.
That would be Stacy.
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Vivian, tell me that's not a beeper.
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Can I have one, Daddy?
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When Jesse Jackson gets a job.
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Will, there'll be no beepers worn
in this house.
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Y o, what's up, Uncle Phil?
My mom let me wear it in Philly.
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That's because she's your mother
and she loves you.
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I'm your uncle. I just try not to hurt you.
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Come on, Uncle Phil,
I need to keep in touch with my tasties.
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I beg your pardon?
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His tasties, Daddy.
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Y ou know, his chubbies,
his slimmies, his old ladies?
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And, who are you?
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Queen Latifah?
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See, look...
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Just think of it as honeys on my hip,
Uncle Phil, you know?
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It's like I need to keep in touch with
my squaws, right?
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See otherwise, you know, they get all
frazzled and frantic and everything.
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- Y ou know how it is, right, Uncle Phil?
- No, I do not.
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That's because you only got one squaw
and you all never go nowhere.
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Well, this one squaw says take your
behind upstairs, change, and no beeper.
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And, Philip, how come
we don't ever go nowhere?
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Hold it, hold it, hold it.
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What about my freedom
to express myself?
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Will, back off.
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The big, fat vein in Daddy's head
is starting to throb.
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Y eah, and he hasn't given me
my money yet.
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No, come on, Hil, we cool. Y ou know...
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it ain't really serious
till his right eye start twitching.
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Okay, posse up.
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And may I say
that if you go with our firm...
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it'll be the best decision you ever made.
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Well, enough business talk,
Mr. And Mrs. Cornfeld.
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Please, enjoy the party.
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- Thank you. Call me Norma.
- Norma.
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And, you can call me Whitey.
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I think not.
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Everyone does,
on account of my white hair.
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White hair.
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Hello. Welcome to our home.
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I'm Vivian, Philip's wife.
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Vivian, say hi to Whitey.
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Hello, Whitey.
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Philip, why am I calling that man Whitey?
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Y o, yo, yo...
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Mommy...
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and Daddy.
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Oh, look. It's the entertainment.
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I think this is
our youngest daughter, Ashley.
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She just had a brain operation.
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Her head's a little swollen, hence the hat.
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Very good, honey.
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Ashley, what are you wearing?
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Will got it for me in Philly. Ain't it fly?
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- Switzerland, Vivian.
- Not far enough, Philip.
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Ashley, go upstairs and change right now.
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But, I like it. And if I don't wear it,
it'll hurt Will's feelings.
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If you do wear it, you'll never see 18.
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I never liked Will, anyway.
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Will, you must change.
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Carlton, you must grow.
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Will, you better change
before Dad sees you.
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What are you talking about, man?
I'm making a statement.
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What statement? "I'm out on parole"?
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Will, get away from the buffet table.
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Y our jail suit is scaring the people away.
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With all due respect, Hilary,
it's not Will's fault, it's...
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How shall I put this?
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The food sucks.
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Man, what are you talking about?
It looks good to me.
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The pepper's moving.
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That is the last time I buy sushi
out of the trunk of a car.
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Tuna roll?
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Will, take off those clothes.
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I would, Aunt Viv, but I wouldn't
want to make all your guests jealous.
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Will, please,
these are very important clients.
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At least take off that ridiculous hat.
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Wonderful party, Banks.
Y ou really know how to court a client.
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Thank you.
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This is my nephew, Will.
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And this is his hair.
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It's a pleasure to meet you both.
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Call me Whitey.
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No, I'm gonna call you that...
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then you gonna call me the other thing,
and we're gonna be here fighting.
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Will, Whitey is the president
of a very prestigious savings and loan.
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Oh, really?
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Guess a lot of your buddies
wearing suits like this now, huh?
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Why don't we just go over here, and...
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Move it over here, Whitey.
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- Y ou all right, Uncle Phil?
- Will...
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you just insulted a potential...
Put your hat on.
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- Y ou just told me to take my hat off.
- Put it on!
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That's me. Chill, fellas.
I got that right here.
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That's Stacy again, sweating me.
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Y ou want to handle this one,
big guy, or shall I?
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- Shut up, Carlton.
- Good call.
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Will, I told you there will be
no beepers worn in my house.
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Well, I didn't really disobey you,
Uncle Phil, 'cause, see...
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technically, we not in the house.
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Smog.
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Get rid of that thing.
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Come on, Uncle Phil, what's wrong?
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Do you think everybody's gonna think
I'm a drug dealer?
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Why wouldn't they think I'm a doctor?
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'Cause everyone knows
Buckwheat never went to medical school.
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Will, put your hat back on.
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I'm so confused.
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Well, let me clarify it for you, Will.
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Get rid of the hair, get rid of the clothes,
and give me the beeper.
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I don't really think
that Stacy's your type, Uncle Phil.
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Do you think that just because
there are a lot of people around...
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you can defy me openly
and get away with it?
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- Well, I was kind of hoping, since...
- Get upstairs!
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Uncle Phil, man, why you making
such a big deal about this?
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Boy, as long as you live in my house,
you will do what I say.
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Maybe I won't be in your house, then.
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Good.
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- Well, all right.
- Y eah.
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- Well, I'm out of here, then.
- Bye.
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And what are you looking at, Whitey?
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I'll help you with those, ma'am.
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No you won't, worm head.
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And there's more where that come from,
chump.
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What's up, man?
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- What's up, J?
- When did you get back?
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I just got back this morning, man.
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Man, welcome home. Later.
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Jazz! Jazz!
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Weren't you just here?
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I've been gone all summer. Isn't there
something else you'd like to say to me?
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Now that you mention it, yeah.
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Y ou dating Whoopi Goldberg?
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How about "come in," man?
I need a place to crash.
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Whoa. Y ou got a place to crash.
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A mansion with a pool, a tennis court...
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and a toilet that flushes
without using a coat hanger.
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Not no more, man.
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Dang, your toilet broke, too?
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No, Jazz, it's my uncle, man.
He kicking me all this static.
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I told him, "y ou can't accept me for me,
I'm out of here."
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I'm with you, my brother.
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So, I can stay with you?
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No. I already have company.
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What company?
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Company with breasts.
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Look, Jazz, can you ask them
to come back another time, please?
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Jazz, I'm getting Ionely.
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They're Ionely.
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Jazz, if you don't let me stay here,
I'm going to be out on the street, man.
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Jazz...
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Sorry, my brother...
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but those are the harsh realities
of the cruel world in which we habitate.
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And now, booty awaits me.
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Jazz, if our friendship means anything
to you, you'll open this door right now.
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I walked 10 miles and took four buses
to get here, now open this door.
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That's more like it.
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Don't tell me I can't stay at your crib.
We supposed to be boys.
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Y ou got some girl up in there, you won't...
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What's up, man?
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Dang, I thought I was having
a bad hair day.
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Y ou going bald, man.
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Y ou about to look like my uncle
in a minute.
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I never had a dog, man, so...
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you know, we going to swing out
for a little bit, all right?
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Y ou're the only friend I got, man.
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This is a black thing, right?
Y ou're going to pee on my foot.
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All right, you got that. Damn!
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You are too c/ose to the vehic/e.
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Who said that?
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You are too c/ose to the vehic/e.
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I heard you the first time.
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You have 10 seconds to move awaybefore the a/arm activates.
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Oh, really now?
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Ten seconds, I knew you was full of it.
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Chill, chill!
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Who are you talking to, son?
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00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:15,989
Actually, I was talking to the car, Officer.
243
00:16:16,189 --> 00:16:17,850
Oh, the car talks?
244
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:21,325
No, it's kind of fly, actually. Check it out.
245
00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:24,954
No, no, chill, no, watch.
246
00:16:28,402 --> 00:16:31,735
No, no, wait, wait, hold it.
Check it out, check it out.
247
00:16:31,972 --> 00:16:35,840
The car, it say, "move or I'll kill you,"
or something like that.
248
00:16:41,581 --> 00:16:43,947
Guess the cat's got its tongue.
249
00:16:46,987 --> 00:16:48,079
Damn!
250
00:16:53,727 --> 00:16:56,161
You are too c/ose to the vehic/e.
251
00:17:02,135 --> 00:17:03,966
Philip, Will's been gone
for seven hours now.
252
00:17:04,037 --> 00:17:05,595
What if something's happened to him?
253
00:17:05,672 --> 00:17:08,106
Don't try to cheer me up, Vivian.
254
00:17:08,842 --> 00:17:10,537
Philip, I'm serious. Do something.
255
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:13,909
What do you want me to do?
I've got Geoffrey out scouring the city.
256
00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:16,244
I'm terribly sorry, sir,
I've looked everywhere.
257
00:17:16,316 --> 00:17:19,615
There isn't an ice cream sandwich
left in this town.
258
00:17:21,588 --> 00:17:23,954
Vivian.
259
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,950
Ashley, what are you doing out of bed?
260
00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:28,255
I'm worried about Will.
261
00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:30,125
Why did you throw him out
into the street, Daddy?
262
00:17:30,197 --> 00:17:31,824
I did not throw him into the street.
263
00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:34,298
Quite right, sir.
Y ou threw him on the lawn.
264
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:36,392
He rolled into the street.
265
00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:41,906
Daddy, we couldn't find Will anywhere.
266
00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:44,500
And, sorry, no ice cream sandwiches.
267
00:17:47,047 --> 00:17:49,914
Looks like you really blew it this time,
huh, big guy?
268
00:17:50,617 --> 00:17:53,450
I just hope the Willster's still breathing.
269
00:17:58,258 --> 00:18:01,284
Will! Oh, honey, thank God you're safe.
270
00:18:01,361 --> 00:18:02,692
Hi, Aunt Viv.
271
00:18:02,762 --> 00:18:04,127
Y ou stink.
272
00:18:04,831 --> 00:18:06,856
Boy, it's good to be home.
273
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,293
Is there a problem, Officer?
274
00:18:09,803 --> 00:18:12,931
Oh, right. Just 'cause I come in the crib
in the middle of the night...
275
00:18:13,006 --> 00:18:16,066
escorted by a police officer,
you think something's wrong.
276
00:18:16,143 --> 00:18:18,202
See how he be trying to play me, Fred?
277
00:18:18,278 --> 00:18:21,441
Thank you so much for bringing
him home, Officer.
278
00:18:22,315 --> 00:18:24,943
Well, Will, I guess I better beat it.
279
00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:30,452
- Good night, folks.
- Good night.
280
00:18:34,828 --> 00:18:36,591
What, I got a boogie?
281
00:18:39,199 --> 00:18:41,133
Will, I am very disappointed in you.
282
00:18:41,201 --> 00:18:43,294
I can't believe the trouble
you've caused this family.
283
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:46,271
Y our aunt's right.
Y ou've been back from Philly one day...
284
00:18:46,339 --> 00:18:49,365
you insult a client and you storm out
of this house like a crazy man...
285
00:18:49,442 --> 00:18:51,069
and worry this family half to death.
286
00:18:51,144 --> 00:18:54,079
And I don't appreciate the influence
you're having on your cousin Ashley.
287
00:18:54,147 --> 00:18:56,638
He's not a bad influence on me, Daddy.
288
00:18:56,716 --> 00:18:58,684
I have a mind of my own.
289
00:18:59,986 --> 00:19:01,977
If that's okay with you.
290
00:19:04,891 --> 00:19:06,654
Look at that.
It's like you got her brainwashed.
291
00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:10,059
That's right,
and it took me 13 years to do it.
292
00:19:10,397 --> 00:19:12,331
- Dad, can I say something?
- What is it, Carlton?
293
00:19:12,399 --> 00:19:15,129
Y ou forgot the part
about Will getting arrested.
294
00:19:15,735 --> 00:19:18,226
Y ou all trying to play me like that, right?
295
00:19:18,605 --> 00:19:22,200
What if he told you
that you couldn't wear plaid anymore?
296
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:25,371
Don't joke about that, Will.
297
00:19:27,347 --> 00:19:31,943
What if he told you that you couldn't
entertain men in the Jacuzzi anymore?
298
00:19:32,152 --> 00:19:34,586
When did you have a man in the Jacuzzi?
299
00:19:34,921 --> 00:19:37,515
This isn't about me. It's about Will.
300
00:19:40,293 --> 00:19:42,488
Come on y'all. It's about all of us.
301
00:19:42,629 --> 00:19:44,392
I mean, look, we're young adults here.
302
00:19:44,464 --> 00:19:46,455
I mean, we have a right
to our own opinions.
303
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,522
Y eah!
304
00:19:52,973 --> 00:19:56,602
Look, today it's my beeper, tomorrow
it's going to be who you can date...
305
00:19:56,676 --> 00:19:59,907
or how to vote, or what college to go to.
306
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,914
That's such bulldoody.
307
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:04,979
Dad knows I'm going to y ale.
308
00:20:05,051 --> 00:20:06,279
Y ou're going to Princeton.
309
00:20:06,353 --> 00:20:08,719
I don't want to go to Princeton.
310
00:20:10,257 --> 00:20:11,849
Hold on a minute.
311
00:20:11,925 --> 00:20:14,985
I want to know when you had a man
in the Jacuzzi.
312
00:20:15,061 --> 00:20:16,255
Look, that's my private life.
313
00:20:16,329 --> 00:20:19,492
That's between me, that man,
and his video camera.
314
00:20:24,871 --> 00:20:25,895
Look...
315
00:20:25,972 --> 00:20:27,940
Uncle Phil, I'm saying,
what's the difference...
316
00:20:28,008 --> 00:20:30,203
between me wearing this,
and you in the sixties?
317
00:20:30,277 --> 00:20:32,575
Y ou wore a dashiki and an afro.
318
00:20:34,114 --> 00:20:36,105
But I was making a cultural statement.
319
00:20:36,182 --> 00:20:38,650
Y ou're just drawing attention to yourself.
320
00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:40,948
But, now correct me if I'm wrong...
321
00:20:41,087 --> 00:20:44,818
but you don't think a 6'3",
250-pound black dude...
322
00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:46,486
in a dashiki...
323
00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:50,620
and an afro the size of West Philly
is drawing attention to himself?
324
00:20:51,364 --> 00:20:54,731
I am just trying to save you
from going through the same hassles...
325
00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:56,291
that I went through.
326
00:20:56,469 --> 00:21:00,735
But I'm saying, why would you want to?
Look how good you turned out.
327
00:21:00,807 --> 00:21:02,035
Y eah, Daddy.
328
00:21:02,142 --> 00:21:04,303
He's got you there, big guy.
329
00:21:05,712 --> 00:21:07,441
I'm with Will, Dad.
330
00:21:12,919 --> 00:21:14,181
Good.
331
00:21:15,255 --> 00:21:16,449
Well, Will...
332
00:21:17,457 --> 00:21:20,324
I hate to admit it,
but I guess you have a point.
333
00:21:21,394 --> 00:21:22,486
I do?
334
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:26,190
Just because you live in my house
doesn't mean I can control you.
335
00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:27,693
It don't?
336
00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:30,861
So, you can express yourself
any way you want to.
337
00:21:31,004 --> 00:21:34,167
Keep the clothes,
keep the hair and the beeper.
338
00:21:35,475 --> 00:21:36,999
Knock yourself out.
339
00:21:38,478 --> 00:21:40,105
All right.
340
00:21:40,814 --> 00:21:42,008
But, you know...
341
00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:44,414
Now, I've been thinking.
Y ou know, I have...
342
00:21:44,484 --> 00:21:46,111
a need to...
343
00:21:46,186 --> 00:21:47,983
express myself, too.
344
00:21:49,589 --> 00:21:53,958
I don't know, Uncle Phil, you might be able
to get one little twist right here...
345
00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:59,697
No, no, no, that's not quite
what I had in mind.
346
00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:03,768
Y ou see, I can't force you to do
anything you don't want to do.
347
00:22:05,038 --> 00:22:06,596
But, these...
348
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,402
are my kids.
349
00:22:10,176 --> 00:22:13,168
So, as long as you keep the hair...
350
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,245
the clothes and the beeper...
351
00:22:15,882 --> 00:22:17,713
you're all grounded.
352
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,051
Good night.
353
00:22:28,027 --> 00:22:29,289
Nice try.
354
00:22:32,999 --> 00:22:36,366
All right, look y'all, this is a classic case
of divide and conquer.
355
00:22:36,436 --> 00:22:38,370
Look, Malcolm warned us about this.
356
00:22:38,438 --> 00:22:39,666
Get him!
357
00:22:45,412 --> 00:22:47,403
We're going to swing out
for a little while, all right?
358
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,506
'Cause you're the only friend I got
right now.
359
00:22:51,418 --> 00:22:53,545
Lift! Lift!
360
00:22:56,055 --> 00:22:57,044
Lift!
361
00:22:58,191 --> 00:23:00,022
Lift! Lift!27979
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