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- [Anna] Modern dating has
become a complicated business.
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- Dating online has
been a nightmare.
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- I checked the
whole Tinder thing.
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It's not really worked
out that great for me.
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- [Anna] Status symbols,
online profiles,
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and the clothes we wear
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can all get in the way of
finding our perfect mate.
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- I can look at a guy
and go, "Yeah, he's fit,"
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and then when it comes
to being naked, I'm like,
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that you have said that you find
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physically attractive.
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We are going to reveal them
to you bit by wobbly bit.
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You will have to whittle
them down from six to one.
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You ready to go?
- Yep.
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- Alright.
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Can we please
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- I know, isn't it like,
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do I have to?
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Out of those with a preference,
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82% of women surveyed would
choose girth over length,
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and that's because of the
way the vagina's designed.
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Most of the pleasure
nerve endings
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are in the first
couple of inches, so,
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more girth means more pressure,
and more sexual pleasure.
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you know, if they get
a bit out of control.
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I used to wax and all that.
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After a while, I
just thought, why?
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It doesn't define who I am.
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And it's painful.
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- Okay, I think we really
need to see the boys bums.
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Okay, fellas, can you
please turn around.
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Show us your bums.
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[upbeat music]
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- [Anna] Women have been
attracted to a firm bum
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picked mates with
muscular buttocks
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because they were the
mark of a strong hunter
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who could provide
for his family.
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But a meaty bum also
suggests a man capable
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of impressive pelvic thrusts,
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implying he's likely to
procreate successfully, too.
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- I think Yellow and Pink,
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He's a computer science
student from Newcastle.
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Hi.
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This is Aina.
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Mohammad.
- Nice to see you.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- You've got a lovely bum.
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- Let's reveal the
middle part of the body.
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[dramatic techno music]
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- [Anna] Well, nearly a
quarter of women surveyed
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would choose a dad
bod over a gym bod.
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So, how do you feel
about Green's torso?
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- [Aina] I wouldn't
normally go for that
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squishy vibe.
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- Too comfortable?
- Maybe a little bit, yeah.
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part to you sexually?
- Definitely.
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My nipples are
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like the way in.
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- Are they the way--
- They're the way in.
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- Okay.
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Aina, you have to say goodbye
to one of these fellas.
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Let's find out
who you're losing.
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This
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is Maxwell.
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He's 24.
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He's a trainee zookeeper
from Liverpool.
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Hello, my love.
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How are you?
- How are you?
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- This is Aina.
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So, Aina absolutely loved
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She can only choose one
guy to go on that date.
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So, who will she lose next.
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Okay, Aina, four boys remain.
- Yes.
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Let's reveal
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the faces.
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[dramatic music]
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- In a good way, or--
- In a good way.
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- Psycho killer kind of way.
[laughing]
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- No, in a good way, definitely.
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Orange.
- What do you think.
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- He's very pretty.
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- Why?
- I'm ageist.
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- So you just feel that
Blue is too young for you?
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- Alright, you have seen
everything they've got to offer.
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This is where you get
to hear them speak.
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- Excellent.
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- [Anna] Fellas, I
want you to tell me
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the thing you like
most about your body,
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Nice to meet you.
- You also.
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- Shane, Aina
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absolutely loved
your entire body.
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But it is a no date for you.
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- Okay.
- Goodbye.
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- Picking a date
based on the nude form
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is quite interesting.
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[laughing]
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- Matty, anything of
Rob's that you'd like.
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- You know what, I wouldn't
mind his other leg.
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[Rob laughs]
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- Okay, up until now,
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you've only seen Aina
with her clothes on.
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But all of that
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is about to change.
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[upbeat music]
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Hello.
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Now that Aina's out here,
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what do you think about
this stunning girl.
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I'm gonna start with
you first, Matty.
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- Obviously beautiful.
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Perfect curves.
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I love the hips, the breasts,
and the hair as well.
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I'm a big hair man.
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- And are you a fan
of a fuller bush?
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- I don't really have any
preference if it's too full on.
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You know, if it's kind of going
all the way around the back.
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- [Anna] Does it go all
the way around the back?
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- [Matty] Well, it doesn't, so.
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- [Anna] Okay, what about
for you, though, Rob?
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- It looks styled.
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It's nice.
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It's very presentable,
when you go down there,
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it's quite presentable.
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Got really lovely perky-like
boobs that are on point.
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Amazing.
- I like my boobs
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'cause I do get good
compliments on them.
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I just like boobs as well.
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- Aina, they're beautiful boobs.
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Now, have you got hair
anywhere else, Aina?
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Oh, you have.
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[men applauding]
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I'm surprised that
you're both applauding.
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- You can do what you
want with your own body,
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and think,
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if you can wear that
and be proud of it,
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then that says a lot
about the person you are.
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- [Anna] Alright, so, you
have to make a decision.
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Who would you like to date?
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You have Matty,
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and you have Rob.
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- I don't know.
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- You can only take one.
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[dramatic music]
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Who are you going for?
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- I'm gonna go for Matty.
- Oh, Rob.
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- Congratulations, mate.
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I'll say bye.
- Absolutely.
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Thanks, Rob.
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- To get to runner up, I
can't really mind, really.
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Lucky enough, she saw
a part of my figure,
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'cause I'm in shape,
shape of an orange.
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Everything about her was
beautiful head to toe.
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She's the sort of girl
I would go for any day.
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- You two are a couple.
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You look fantastic.
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Before you guys go,
why did you pick Matty?
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- Kinda looks great.
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He's got it all going on.
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- Next time you see each other,
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it's gonna be with
your kicks on.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- Gotta dress to impress.
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- So, go and enjoy your date.
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Have a fantastic time.
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See you later, guys.
- Thank you.
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- I'm happy with my choice.
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I think Matty has a great body,
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beautiful eyes, and
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he's definitely up for a laugh,
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which is important to me.
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- I won.
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I got picked by a
very beautiful girl.
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Definitely, amazing experience.
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We're all blessed
of these bodies,
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so what's to be shy about?
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- It's funny, I never
thought I'd say this, but
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I am looking forward to seeing
him with his clothes on.
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[upbeat music]
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- Hey.
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How're you doing?
- I'm good, how are you?
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- You look amazing.
- Thank you, back at you.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, very good.
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Nice and colorful.
- Thank you very much.
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So, why'd you
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pick me?
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- You seemed like
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'cause I had overworked
carpals which
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compressed the arteries
over many years,
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and led to it eventually,
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the artery collapsed.
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If I do any exercises
on this calf,
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then I could lose this leg, too.
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- Sitting there with
him, I felt open.
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I think he's great.
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- I don't know, when are
we seeing each other again?
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[upbeat music]
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- Hello, again.
- Hello.
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- How are you doing?
- Good. How are you?
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- Really good, thanks.
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- I'd say it was
more than fine, but
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a gentleman never tells.
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I shouldn't go into details.
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- [Interviewer] Did Naked
Attraction work for you?
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- Obviously, there's a
physical attraction there,
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but I think it's
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unusual that there'd be
so much more as well,
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like so much compatibility
personality wise.
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Yeah, it's great.
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I'm happy.
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You know, hopefully, we'll
keep getting along, and
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just get closer.
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- [Anna] Coming up,
24-year-old bi-sexual Mal
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meets naked guys and girls
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before choosing a date
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based on Naked Attraction.
- Bring it on.
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[upbeat music]
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- Welcome back to Naked
Attraction, the dating show
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that likes to let
it all hang out.
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Another six naked singletons
are hoping to get a date.
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But who's doing the choosing?
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- I'm Mal, I'm 24, and
I'm from Guildford.
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I'm a lingerie designer
and a trained masseuse.
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I've been single for
about three years now.
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I'm attracted to
both men and women.
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Having so much to choose from,
it does make things harder.
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Guys originally see me as
a little bit of a fantasy.
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Girls are a little
bit harder to crack.
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Most of them are so
high maintenance.
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[laughing]
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- [Woman] Do you know
what you're looking for?
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- It's cheesy, I'm trying
to find my soulmate.
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But we all are, aren't we?
- Mal's beautiful.
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Anybody will be
lucky to have her.
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I've no idea why she's
single, to be honest.
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- With Naked Attraction,
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I'm wanting to find just
someone I can experiment with,
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and just have fun,
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be it a boy or a girl.
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- Welcome to the show.
- Thank you.
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- So, you like boys and girls?
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- Yeah.
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I'm very open minded to that.
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- Put it there, Lady.
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So do you prefer men,
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or do you prefer
women generally?
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- I do lean on the side of men,
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because there is an
actual joystick to ride.
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- I love it.
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Why is physical attraction
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so important to you?
- It's so essential
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in relationships
that you have to be.
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- [Anna] Gotta really
fancy that person.
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- Yeah.
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- Are you ready to take a look?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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You have got six completely
naked boys and girls
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behind these colored pods.
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Each of them has an
attribute that you have said
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that you find
physically attractive.
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We are gonna reveal
them to you bit by bit.
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What you have to do
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is whittle them down
from six to one,
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based purely on
physical attraction.
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Please reveal
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the bottom half of the bodies.
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[dramatic music]
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First impressions, please.
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- This is fantastic.
- Yes? Good.
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You don't know whether
to go to the boys
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or whether to go to the girls.
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Who are you
immediately drawn to?
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- The red box, 'cause that tiny
little tattoo intrigues me.
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- Should we go and have a look?
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- Yeah. Please.
- Come on, then.
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What is going on there?
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Oh, it's like a cute
little UFO thing.
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What kind of vagina do you like?
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- I'm pretty open to
all sorts, be it like
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labia hanging out,
or tight, or neatly
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tied up in a little bun.
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It's fine.
- It doesn't matter.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay, where else would
you like to go Mal?
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- I think we should do one male,
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just to like even it out.
- To balance it out?
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Lead me forth.
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- He looks a little bit nervous.
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There's a lot of pubic
hair there, isn't there?
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I'm quite surprised
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I'm not seeing Tarzan
swing through there.
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If I was to see that
after a third date,
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it would surprise me.
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- Have you got any disastrous
pubic hair stories?
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- Only stuck in the teeth,
or something like that.
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- What, with a boy or a girl?
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- Both. [laughs]
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- No!
- Yeah.
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- [Anna] Okay.
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How'd you feel about Yellow?
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- I've never actually had
a guy of this race before.
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- Okay, so never slept
with a black guy?
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- No, never.
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- Be completely honest
about it, how do you feel?
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- [Mal] It's definitely
the biggest of the lot.
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- [Anna] And do you
like a big willy?
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- I prefer average.
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I'm only five foot three,
it's gonna break me.
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- Well, the average flacid
penis is 3.6 inches,
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although many men
think it's bigger.
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Have you had a situation
where you've been with a guy
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where you're like, I don't
know what to do with that?
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- Yes.
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He was very swanky.
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He took me to a
hotel and everything,
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but when push came to shove,
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I was like, that
ain't coming in me.
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- Intimidating?
- Very.
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- Okay, let's talk about
the girls over here.
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Blue.
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- She has got an absolutely
gorgeous beautiful shape.
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It's very Botticelli, and
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can definitely imagine
that being in the
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National Portrait Gallery,
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lying across with
a couple of cupids.
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- [Anna] Alright. Green.
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- In terms of her vagina,
I've never seen one like that.
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You can see a lot of it,
you can see the head.
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This one is very
open, and I like that.
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She does like to shave, though.
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- And do you think that if
you're completely shaved,
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it's better when
you're having sex?
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- No.
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Not really, because you can
have the friction actually
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enhance your sexual experience.
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- Friction isn't the
only benefit of pubes.
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Scientists believe
that pheromones,
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invisible chemicals
we all produce,
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cling to pubic hair
and release a scent
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that subconsciously
increases arousal
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in potential partners.
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I'll tell you what
we've not looked at,
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bums.
- Oh, please.
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- Everybody, please, would
you mind turning around,
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and let's shake that booty.
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Hello.
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[upbeat music]
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So, what kind of bum
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are you after, Mal?
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- For girls, I do
definitely like a curvy bum,
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but for boys, if
it's a bit too big,
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I'm like, "Are you going
Kim Kardashian on me?"
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- So, who would you say
has got the best bum?
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- Probably Pink.
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- [Anna] How do you
feel about the fact that
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that is one hell
of a hairy crack.
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- That is very hairy, but I'm
not into that kind of stuff.
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So, I would ignore it, and
just focus on the frontal area.
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- What kind of stuff
are we talking about?
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Are you saying, what, getting
your knuckles in there?
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- Well, that's the
trend nowadays.
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- Is it?
- Yeah.
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- Can you turn back around
please, boys and girls.
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