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Look, it's daylight again.
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Fourteen hours.
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Rough session.Very rough.
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Somebody is using the US Armyfor target practice.
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Come on, let's get somebreakfast and hit the sack.
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I'm with you, big fella.
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And this morning,
it's two olives
in my breakfast.
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Would you tell me where I mightfind Colonel Blake's office?
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Yes, Sergeant. You go straightdown there, you turn left,
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and, uh, look for a broken-down,dirty old man and follow him.
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Yes, sir.
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-He'll take me
to Colonel Blake?-That is Colonel Blake.
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Thank you, sir.Young Hi?
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Roger wilco,
Sergeant Baker-san.
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Find the noncom tent,organize a shower,
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unpack my clean fatigues,and shine my other boots.
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Draw rations fromthe mess tent and thenunpack all the other gear.
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And be sure and keep themcigarettes under lock and key.
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-Understood?
-Roger wilco,
Sergeant Baker-san.
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What's she gonna do
with the rest of the day?
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Practice her shorthand.
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The gooks,they don't mind workin'.
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Uh, Sergeant.
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I don't care for that word.
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-"Gooks"?
-Yeah.
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-Nothing personal, sir.-Then knock it off.
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Yes, sir.Thank you, sir.
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OK, Young Hi, let's move.
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What do you mean,
his moose?
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That's just the name for it,Hawkeye: moose.
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It's from musume,
Japanese for "girl."
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Yeah? What's Japanese
for "living together"?
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Well, that might
not be the case here.
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She could be just
his servant.
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Yeah? With or without fringebenefits?
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I talked to her.
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The sergeant bought herfrom her family for $500.
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Bought her? Is that whatyou said, or do we havea bad connection?
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Some of the locals selltheir kids for the money,Hawkeye.
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They have no other means.
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-That's right.
-Do you believe that?
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That slob boughta human being!
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Why doesn't the army do
something?
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They will bust a guy
if they find out,
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but they don't go looking
for it.
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The dislike I felt
for that sergeant
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has blossomed
into instant hatred.
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You know, I read someplace
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the UN was here to liberatethese people.
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Must have been a misprint.
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I'm gonna do something
about this.
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-I'm talking to Henry.
-Henry?
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-Yeah.
-Our Henry?
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Thought you said you weregonna do something about it.
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Of course it's illegaland immoral!
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I mean, I can order Bakerto release her,
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and he can pick her up againfive minutes after he leaveshere.
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Well, then get in touchwith his own, Colonel.
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Ask him to order her release.
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Well, there's justone little thing wrongwith that fella.
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-What?
-Baker's colonelhas a moose of his own.
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That's rotten.
It stinks.
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-Okay, okay.
-Excuse me.
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Things dry quickerin my tent.
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-I never thought you'd
chicken out like this.
-Oh, come on!
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If you haven't gotany more guts than that,then I'm not gonna work here.
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I'll quit this outfit.
I'll quit the war.
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Really? Well,who's gonna break the newsto Truman and MacArthur.
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Hey, Young Hi, can we, uh--can we talk to you for a minute?
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-You got washing?-No, no, no, no. Uh...
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You understand that it's wrongfor human beings to own eachother?
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Roger wilco,
Captain-san.
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Yeah, but do you
really understand?
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Yes. I make English perfect.Speak very goodly.
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Hello, Joe. What do you know?You got candy bar for mother?She sick.
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That's goodly enough for me.
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Why do you stay
with this Baker?
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Are you in lovewith that slob?
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What mean "slob"?
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It's a way of referring
to another person.
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-Yeah.
-Roger wilco.
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Don't love Baker slob-san.
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Don't make monkey businesswith him.
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Look, we can help you get awayfrom Baker.
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You can go back to Seoulor anywhere you want.
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To run away,
I dishonor my family.
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Sergeant pay money for me.
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I can leave only when he say.
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Is it possible this kidlikes her work?
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No, she doesn't understand.She's too young.
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I must work now.
Must wash more socks,
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press shirts,
and shine boots.
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Where were you whenI wanted to get married?
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Go ahead,but tell Baker slob-san
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that Captain Pierce wantsto see him on the double.
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-You get it?-I get it, Captain-san.Roger wilco.
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Sergeant,we've never had anybody
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in this outfit
who owned a moose.
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We don't believe in it.It's very un-American.
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It's un-Korean.It's un-everybody.
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Therefore I order you to releasethis person you've bought.
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-Sir...-That is a direct order.
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-You heard the captain.-I want her off this post
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and on the wayback to her family bytomorrow morning. Dismissed.
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-Dismissed.-What are you guys doin'?
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-Buckin' to be chaplains?-Stand at attention, soldier.
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I've been in the army
a long time,
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and no meat-cutter with
a temporary commission's
gonna work me over.
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So save that GI crapolafor the folks back home.
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Crapola? Will you...
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Make a note of thatfor his court martial.
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You got a pencil?
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I'm a transient.
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Your authority over meis limited, and you know it.
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So you can just stop
tryin' to push me around.
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Now, is there
anything else, sir?
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You know, you'rea pretty decent guyat that, Baker. Right?
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-Uh, yeah.
-Great.
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And smart, too.Here, sit down.
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Baker, would you be interestedin selling Young Hi?
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Yeah, we've always wanteda moose of our own.
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-A good transportation moose.-A one-owner-type moose.
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You just got finishedgiving me a lecture...
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You gotta swingwith the times.
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-Now, look, you paid $500for her, right?
-Yeah.
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-We'll give you six.
-For Young Hi?
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-You're outta your mind.-Have a martini.
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Oh, thanks. I taught that kidlaundry, cooking, sewing...
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Well, I realize she's notjust another pretty face.
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I could get double thatfor her in Seoul.
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But I ain't interested.
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-Time's a-wastin'.
-Whoa. Stick around.
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-We'll buy you more drinks.-I'll take a rain check.
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See ya, gentlemen.
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Do you believe that creep?
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Yeah, he's your basic
moose owner.
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Think it would looktoo suspicious
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if he got run over bya jeep in the shower?
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I could say I took
a wrong turn.
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I don't believewe can beat this joker.
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Then what the hell
are we doing here?
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Why do we spend 18 hours a dayin that lousy operating room
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putting people back
together?
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Doesn't that have
any meaning?
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What's the purpose of that?
Practice?
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We gotta get that kid
away from him.
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How?
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What do we do best? Think.
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How do we get her
by drinkin' gin?
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I mean our real,if only, talent.
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-Operate on him.
-Right.
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Ten bucks.
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Too rich for me.
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Your ten. I bump 50.
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-That puts me away.
-Yeah, me too.
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What do you say, Doc?
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Just a minute, handsomestranger.
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He's got a pair of kings...
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an ace,
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and garbage.
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Got that?
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Any time, Doc.
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Uh, your 50 and 50 more.
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I call the raise.
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I'll take two.
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Two good ones, off the top.
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He kept the kings
and the ace kicker.
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He bought a deuce
and another ace.
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He's got aces and kings.
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I bet 100.
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And another 100, sweetheart.
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You're bluffin'.
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I call.
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Aces up.
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No good.
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Three deuces.
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You bet 150 bucks
on three lousy deuces?
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I'm putting my sister throughbarber college. Any questions?
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He workin' on an open-endstraight flush.
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All diamonds.
He's got the two,
three, four and five,
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and a jack of... spades.
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I need a top card.
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Dealer takes one.
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Shuffling, shuffling...
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The card he bought is...
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Hey, wait a minute.Something's blocking me.
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Whaddaya say, Doc?
What's your bet?
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What's your rush?
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You got another war to go to?
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Uh, I'm still blocked.
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Oh boy, am I blocked.
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-Bet or check, Doc.
-I'm thinking.
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Okay, the trouble's
in the shower.
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I mean, the trouble's fixed.I'm... I'm unblocked.
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The card he bought
is a six of clubs.
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No flush, but a baby straight.
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Okay, partner, how much moneyyou got there in front of ya?
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-About 750 bucks.
-Then that's the bet.
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-If I call, it cleans me.-It's only money.
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-Baby straight.
-No.
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A teensy-weensy flush.
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You got over 1,000 bucks
of my dough.
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And let's not forget this littleol' IOU for 1200.
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Oh, I'm good for it.
I'll pay ya.
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The understanding,before we started,was a cash game.
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-You took my IOU.
-Only because you're
a fine human being.
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Now pay up,fine human being.
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I ain't got the money
right now.
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You wanna get even, Baker?
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Get your IOU back and1,000 of the money you lost?
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Who do I have to kill?
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Pick that up and put downyour pink slip on Young Hi.
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She's all yours, Doc.I explained the whole deal.
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-You understand, Young Hi?-Roger wilco, Hawkeye slob-san.
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Boy, once she
learns somethin'...
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Well, this is it, Young Hi.
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You're a good kid.If you ever need a reference--
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-Okay, yeah, fine, Baker.
-Yeah.
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-Well, you take it easy, kid.-Shove off.
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Yes, sir.
Good-bye, kid.
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Okay, now listen, Young Hi.
You understand?
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You don't belong
to Baker any more.
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Roger wilco.I belong to you.
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No, no, no. Now you can
go back to your family.
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I paid the money.
There's no dishonor.
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Go? I be good moosefor Hawkeye slob-san.
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Make shave for you,shine shoes,
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make laundry,cooking on stove.
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-You see.
You be very satisfied.
-No, wait a minute.
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I get my gear.Start work. You see.
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Everything be okay.You be happy like hell.
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-Young... Young Hi!
-Yes, I come back.
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Don't worry, Hawkeye-san.I never leave you.
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"Dear Dad, we hada little poker game here today,
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and it seems
I won a person."
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"Dear Dad, I know you alwayswished I had a sister..."
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"Dear Dad..."
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Hey, there's Captain Pierce,
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well-known surgeon
and moose owner.
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-Really?
-He's the man
who coined the phrase
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"No moose is good moose."
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Drop dead, singly
and/or collectively.
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Told you he's oneof the great phrasemakers.
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Holy cow!
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-We must be in the wrong tent.-Hey, Hawkeye, come in here!
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Yeah, get your butt in here.
247
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,477
Yes?
248
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:59,915
Hawkeye, somebody sneakedin here and committed
a neatness.
249
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,352
-Young Hi.
-Can you believe it?
250
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:06,052
The clothes are hung up,the garbage is off the floor,the place is clean.
251
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,315
-It's sickening.
-All right.
252
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,274
Okay, calm down.I'm as offended as you areby this repulsive tidiness.
253
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,755
It's all arranged.
254
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,539
There's a truck leavingthis afternoon for Seoul,
255
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:16,976
and I guarantee
she'll be on it.
256
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,673
-Now, are you satisfied?-Okay.
257
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,370
But as soon as she's gone,
258
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,807
we dirty up the joint
and get back to normal.
259
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:28,465
They don't call you
the aristocrat of
the AMA for nothing.
260
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,815
-Please, no stay here with you?-No. I told you.
261
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,949
You've got a rightto a life of your own.And you're gonna have it.
262
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:37,953
-But I make you happy.-No. So long, Young Hi.Okay, driver, take off!
263
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,216
-I be good worker for you!-Good luck, Young Hi.
264
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,436
-Please, I want to stay!-Wait a second.
265
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,568
-Please! I want to stay!-Young Hi--
266
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,962
-I don't want to go!
-Good luck.
267
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:07,200
Oh, Hawkeye. Oh, your kissesare driving me crazy.
268
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,810
And I'm only using one lip.
269
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:15,295
-Oh! One question.
-What?
270
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,601
Why are we sittingin the middle of a minefield?
271
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,213
It's the only reservation
I could get.
272
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,215
Every jeep in town
was sold out.
273
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,178
Oh, oh! You're biting my throat.
274
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:33,356
Sorry. I got carried awayand started a tracheotomy.
275
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,663
-Ow!
-What is it?
276
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,143
I bit your dog tag.
277
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:42,365
Oh, Hawkeye,why do I go out with you?
278
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:45,499
Because I got class.
I'm a high roller.
279
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,979
Someday, baby,
all this will be yours.
280
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,330
The minefield, the cesspool--all of it.
281
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:53,202
Mmm!
282
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,471
-Hey, Hawk!
-Who is it?
283
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,821
Trapper,our neighborhood Peeping Tom.
284
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,127
Turn off those lights.
285
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,912
-We got trouble.
-What, wounded?
286
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,653
I didn't hear any choppers.
What is it?
287
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,307
The moose is back in town.
288
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,149
Ho-Jon says she leftthe truck when theystopped for gas.
289
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,369
-She hitched a ride back here.-Swell.
290
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,462
-What's the idea?-I your moose, Hawkeye-san.
291
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:36,898
I come back.
292
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:40,031
-But you're free.
-Hawk, listen.
293
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:44,166
We're sympathetic, you know.But this kid is part moose,part yo-yo.
294
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,299
Hold it.
295
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,344
Excuse us a second.
296
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:52,479
Just stand there.
Don't clean anything.
297
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,742
Now, listen, tomorrowwe send Ho-Jon into Seoul,
298
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,657
we tell him to findher family,
299
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,790
he brings one of them back here,and then they take her away.
300
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,402
That could take a while.
What do we do until they
get here?
301
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:06,536
-Teach her to be somethingbesides a moose.-Give her a "person" lesson.
302
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,104
Bingo.
303
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:12,368
We can start de-moosifying herright now.
304
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:16,459
-Is she gonna stay here?-Well, Saint Frank is in Tokyo.
305
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:20,550
Hawkeye-san make sleep in bed.I make sleep so.
306
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:24,250
No, no, no. You take that bunkover there.
307
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,599
You can't make sleep like that.
308
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:28,732
I'd like to make a little sleepover here.
309
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:31,257
Sleep tight.
310
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,869
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
311
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,221
I'll take the four o'clockfeeding.
312
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:42,703
Okay, once more now.We've never met before, right?
313
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,357
-Right.
-Okay.
314
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,706
Hello there,I'm Doctor Pierce.
315
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,969
-How do you do? I am Young Hi.-Very good.
316
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,145
-Morning, Young Hi.-Hello, Joe. Whatcha know?
317
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,974
No, no. Forget that.
Will you get lost?
318
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,848
Gee, a person says good morningand gets his ear bit off.
319
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:04,115
-Hello there,
I'm Doctor Pierce.-How do you do? I am Young Hi.
320
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,509
-Good. Keep going.-I am very pleased to meet you.
321
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,076
-Great.
-I am good?
322
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,252
-You are beautiful.
-Yes, I am.
323
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,472
That you understand, huh?
324
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:22,133
Uh, Lieutenant Jones,Lieutenant Scorch.
325
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:26,007
-Hi.
-How do you do?I am pleased to meet you.
326
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,575
-My name is Young Hi.
327
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:35,799
-I am also beautiful.
-Yes. Yes, you are.
328
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:39,325
And when you meet people,
don't look down.
329
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,023
Look them in the eye.
And don't back off.
330
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,942
We're all the same. Get it?
331
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:51,162
Excuse it. Not same.
332
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:54,644
-How do you figure?
-You need shave.
333
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:09,137
-Hey, Hawkeye.
-Yeah?
334
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,530
Just got word.
Ho-Jon's back.
335
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:11,705
He brought the head
of her family.
336
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,750
That's the man we wanna see.
337
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,632
Hey, Ho-Jon!
338
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:35,076
-That's the head of the family?-He's Young Hi's brother.
339
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:37,252
His name is Benny.
340
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:43,911
Hiya, guys. How's the action?
341
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:47,436
An Eagle Scout he ain't.
342
00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:50,526
-Go get Young Hi, okay?-Okay.
343
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,093
Did, uh...
344
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:55,183
did Ho-Jon explain to youwhy we sent for you?
345
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:58,273
You bought Young Hi from Baker.Now you wanna dump her.
346
00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:01,058
What's the beef?She goofin' off?
347
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:02,582
The Dead End Kids in Korea.
348
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,847
I'll give this back
when you're 50.
349
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:10,198
-You're here to take
your sister home.-We don't want a moose.
350
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:12,592
No refund, guys.You understand that?
351
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,768
We don't want any money.
She's free to go.
352
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:17,510
Just like that?You guys are nuts.
353
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,297
-Hi, Benny!
-Hey, Young Hi.
How are you, baby?
354
00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,908
How do you do?
I am pleased to see you.
355
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:26,780
How is Mother and Father?
356
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,259
Pop's okay.
357
00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:30,261
Mom's still deliveringfor the black market.
358
00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:33,874
-One Man's Family.
-They must be treating
you okay.
359
00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:37,443
-You look real big-time.-Learn many things here.
360
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:40,837
My English is much more goodly.I work in hospital.
361
00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:44,624
-Hey, that's terrific.-But you've come to take me?
362
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:46,365
You come back to Seoul
363
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:50,020
and we'll get 1,000,maybe 1500 bucks for you, easy.
364
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,283
Hold it. You can't letyourself be sold again.
365
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,851
You guys are brushing her off.
What do you care?
366
00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:57,288
I may get on my kneesand punch this kid in the nose.
367
00:22:57,288 --> 00:23:00,553
-You got a chancefor a life of your own.-No more slobs like Baker.
368
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:03,294
What's all this jive?You know the score.
369
00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:07,298
-I have duty to my family.-And what about your dutyto yourself?
370
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:09,388
That is not
how I was raised.
371
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,086
You tell 'em, baby.Let's get your gear.
372
00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:14,958
-Young Hi.-Will you guys lay off?
373
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:17,439
I remember everything
you taught me.
374
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:21,051
Everything.
And I am grateful.
375
00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:35,849
We got an E for effort,anyway.
376
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:37,894
That's the way
the moose bounces.
377
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:40,549
-We came close, you know?-Yeah, for a minute there...
378
00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:43,552
Yeah.
379
00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:47,208
-I could use a drink.
-A triple, I think.
380
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,428
I know how
to make martini drink.
381
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,430
-Young Hi.
-Are you staying?
382
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,302
Not only staying,
also not going.
383
00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:56,826
I tell Benny most
important thing
I learn from you.
384
00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:58,306
Who to tell
"Shove off!"
385
00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:00,613
-Hey, terrific!
-Attagirl!
386
00:24:00,613 --> 00:24:02,745
Lieutenant Jones teach memake martini drink.
387
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:05,226
-She has much knowledge.-Well, so have you.
388
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:08,142
But Young Hi has
something else.
389
00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:09,665
I am also beautiful.
390
00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:19,501
Hey, we got a letter
from Young Hi.
391
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:20,937
-Yeah?
-Great.
392
00:24:20,937 --> 00:24:23,070
"I am fineand wish you are the same.
393
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:26,421
"I learn much knowledgehere in convent schoolin Seoul.
394
00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:30,207
"The sisters say one day maybeI can work as helper to nurse.
395
00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:34,255
"I thank once more your efforts,and ask God to bless you.
396
00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:36,213
"I write that to please
the sisters.
397
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:39,303
"I am Buddhist person.
398
00:24:39,303 --> 00:24:43,830
With all love and respect,your friend, Young Hi. Rogerwilco."
399
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,223
-Roger wilco.
-She's a good kid.
400
00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:48,617
Yeah. You know something?I really miss her.
401
00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:50,663
-Yeah?
-I wish she was here
right now.
402
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:53,361
-Yeah, me too.-Yeah, I could use a shave.
403
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:56,016
And look at these boots.I haven't had a decent shine
since...
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