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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,041 不要動 2 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:57,958 不要動 3 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,458 我要把你們這些山老鼠 4 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,083 大壞蛋通通抓起來 5 00:02:32,791 --> 00:02:33,958 阿公 6 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:36,208 你好 你好 7 00:02:45,458 --> 00:02:48,125 有空來家裡坐坐啊 8 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:49,333 可以啊 9 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:17,583 阿德 10 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:19,875 發哥 11 00:04:20,458 --> 00:04:22,000 發哥 好久不見 你找我 12 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:23,125 身體健康 13 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,500 怎樣… 14 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:25,625 阿德 15 00:04:25,916 --> 00:04:27,958 我們很久沒有一起上山了喔 16 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,666 你最近有自己上山去找好貨嗎 17 00:04:31,125 --> 00:04:31,750 我 18 00:04:31,791 --> 00:04:32,833 發哥 19 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:33,666 我忘記跟你講了 20 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:34,458 我 21 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:36,625 我…已經很久沒有做那個了 22 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:38,250 什麼 23 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:40,250 你的意思是要退休了喔 24 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:41,541 不是啦 沒有啦 25 00:04:41,625 --> 00:04:42,791 哪有那麼快 26 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:44,291 我是有聽說 27 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:46,291 你自己偷藏一些好料在山上 28 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:47,708 這是真的嗎 29 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:50,125 沒有啦 發哥 30 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,958 你這個話不能亂講 31 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,541 開玩笑 我忠心耿耿耶 32 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:54,666 我只是想要了解 33 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:57,458 你真的沒有偷藏紅檜在山上 34 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,500 去年在山上那個粉鳥林 35 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:08,750 你還記得嗎 36 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,291 我是認真覺得你夠了吧 37 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,333 你在山上也待夠久了吧 38 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:22,333 你真的很懂我耶 39 00:05:22,708 --> 00:05:25,291 我今天才簽完最後一張卡 40 00:05:25,416 --> 00:05:27,541 但我老闆希望我繼續 41 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:28,833 我又不好意思跟他說 42 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:30,208 我不做了 43 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:31,791 我跟你講 44 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:34,416 我在紐約都已經換了五個工作了 45 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,375 你不要這麼無聊 好不好 46 00:05:36,416 --> 00:05:37,875 像個老人一樣 47 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:40,166 我知道啦 48 00:05:40,416 --> 00:05:42,250 但我有男朋友啊 49 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:44,083 他又沒有對不起我 50 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:45,458 很難分耶 51 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:47,416 分手 52 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:51,416 比換工作更簡單 好嗎 53 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:53,958 這個跟那個有什麼關係 54 00:05:54,416 --> 00:05:56,291 而且我也想了很久 55 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:58,833 我就是不想當理虧的那一方嘛 56 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:02,291 這種事情沒有什麼理不理虧的啦 57 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:03,875 和平分手呢 58 00:06:03,916 --> 00:06:05,666 是要有智慧的 59 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:09,083 分手前 你就跟他好好地抱一抱 60 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:10,000 懂嗎 61 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:12,458 你就是要在最重要的時刻 62 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,208 讓男人心情爽 63 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,916 爽這個字 你懂不懂啊 64 00:06:17,041 --> 00:06:19,625 我的氣質都被你搞差了 65 00:06:19,958 --> 00:06:21,583 是你逼我講的喔 66 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:23,125 反正你懂我的意思啦 67 00:06:26,291 --> 00:06:27,541 我男朋友來了 68 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:28,375 改天再聊 69 00:06:28,416 --> 00:06:29,416 好 掰掰 70 00:06:29,666 --> 00:06:30,791 加油喔 71 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:37,416 你的房東呢 72 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:38,375 下山了 73 00:06:38,416 --> 00:06:39,000 下山囉 74 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:40,583 ﹣嗯　﹣可能下山出去玩喔 75 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,125 你做瑜珈喔 76 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:42,791 對呀 77 00:06:43,791 --> 00:06:44,916 剛好…你的房東不在 78 00:06:44,958 --> 00:06:47,458 我有…一個很重要的計劃要跟你說 79 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:49,666 我想要去山上 80 00:06:49,791 --> 00:06:52,000 把我的私房錢拿回來 81 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,250 私房錢 82 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:55,166 對啊 83 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:56,625 發哥打電話給我 84 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:57,541 我猜他一定知道 85 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,750 我有藏私房錢 86 00:06:58,791 --> 00:07:00,041 我…這樣不行… 87 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:00,875 我要早他一步 88 00:07:00,916 --> 00:07:02,500 把這個私房錢拿回來才可以 89 00:07:02,541 --> 00:07:04,000 要…比他趕快 90 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:05,500 私房錢 91 00:07:05,541 --> 00:07:06,250 對啊 92 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,250 就是那個最好的木頭 93 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:09,625 很值錢耶 94 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:13,166 你還在偷木頭啊 95 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:17,291 沒有啦 什麼 96 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,208 什麼還在偷 97 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:18,875 我沒有偷了啦 98 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:19,833 那個是以前啦 99 00:07:19,875 --> 00:07:20,750 以前偷的啦 100 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:21,583 不是啦… 101 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,208 哎唷 我認識你之後 102 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:24,375 我就沒有偷啦 103 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:26,541 你看我們交往到現在那麼久 104 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:27,875 我哪有一刻離開你的視線 105 00:07:27,916 --> 00:07:28,541 對不對 106 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:30,041 那個是以前藏的啦 107 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,708 以前藏的 108 00:07:32,666 --> 00:07:33,791 真的啦 109 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:38,833 你相信我嘛 110 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:42,375 你不要不相信我啦 111 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:43,750 哎唷 你相信我嘛 112 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:46,708 我是想說那些木頭 113 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:48,208 如果可以拿下來的話 114 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:49,916 如果賣到一個好價錢 115 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:51,583 我就可以修房子了 116 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:53,458 所以呢 117 00:07:54,458 --> 00:07:55,750 所以我想說 118 00:07:56,666 --> 00:07:58,000 想請你幫我 119 00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:59,666 扛一塊木頭 120 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:02,375 我跟你講真的啦 121 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:03,708 那些壞人真的很壞 122 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,333 我很早就想脫離他們了 好不好 123 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:07,375 他就是以為整座山都是他的啦 124 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,666 他以為通通都是他的錢 125 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:09,875 山本來就是我們的啊 126 00:08:09,916 --> 00:08:11,791 我不甘心那個木材被他拿走啦 127 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:13,375 那個木材 如果是我自己用的話 128 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:16,166 你看看我可以做多少多少事情 129 00:08:16,541 --> 00:08:17,083 那些木材 130 00:08:17,125 --> 00:08:18,583 本來就是應該屬於我們的 131 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:19,375 如果我可以把它拿來 132 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,916 你看 譬如說我們可以拿去 133 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:21,833 改房子啦 134 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:22,958 陳萬德 135 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:27,375 我想分手 136 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:35,750 你說什麼 137 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:38,958 我聽見了心碎的聲音 138 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,458 我淋到雨了 139 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:49,583 陳萬德 我講了一百遍 140 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:50,833 叫你不要看韓劇 141 00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:56,666 那你怎麼會想分手 142 00:08:56,916 --> 00:08:57,666 想很久了 143 00:08:57,791 --> 00:08:58,583 想多久了 144 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,333 就想很久了 你再問啊 145 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,958 沒有啦 我在說那個木頭啦 146 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,333 那個木頭 如果被老大找到的話 147 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:06,500 他就會知道是我藏的啊 148 00:09:06,541 --> 00:09:07,708 那他就會知道是我騙他 149 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:08,625 就把我抓起來 150 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,166 就…把我碎屍萬段 151 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:11,000 我就會七孔流血 152 00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:12,166 然後我就會這樣…血這樣… 153 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:14,166 血就會噴在你臉上 154 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:20,916 好啦… 155 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:23,125 那你去那邊… 156 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:24,416 我跟你講… 157 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:30,625 你知道都瑪斯嗎 158 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:32,000 我知道啊 159 00:09:32,041 --> 00:09:33,333 那頹廢的傢伙 160 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:35,583 那你一定不知道 161 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:37,208 都瑪斯他爸爸 對不對 162 00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,458 我為什麼要知道都瑪斯他爸爸 163 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,083 不是啦 164 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,208 事情是這樣的 165 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:44,708 都瑪斯他爸爸 166 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,416 兩年前上山打獵的時候 167 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,041 被熊咬死了 168 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 所以這兩年都瑪斯就變得很奇怪 169 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:52,458 有時候講話 有時候不講話 170 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,583 哭哭笑笑 很像神經病…這樣 171 00:09:55,416 --> 00:09:56,833 所以我…這一次 172 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,291 叫他跟我一起上山 173 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:00,000 除了要他幫我扛木頭以外 174 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,333 其實我另外一個目的 175 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:02,875 是想幫他振作啦 176 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,125 你跟我一起上山嘛 177 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,875 你沒有跟我一起上山過啊 對不對 178 00:10:05,916 --> 00:10:06,916 你跟我一起上去嘛 179 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:08,916 你就會真的看到我的轉變啊 180 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:10,666 我是真的想振作 181 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,041 好不好 182 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,166 他也是我一個很好的朋友 183 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:15,500 只是有時候我不愛承認而已啦 184 00:10:15,541 --> 00:10:16,541 我都叫他大白癡啦 185 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,083 以前我都叫他小白癡啦 186 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,541 不過隨著年紀越來越大 187 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:21,708 他就從小白癡變大白癡啦 188 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:24,708 都瑪斯 189 00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:26,375 都瑪斯 190 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:28,916 不在耶 191 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:31,291 都瑪斯 192 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,250 黑妞妞 193 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:36,500 你們家都瑪斯 194 00:10:36,541 --> 00:10:37,541 大白癡在哪裡 195 00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:38,666 你知不知道 196 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:39,916 大色狼 197 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:41,458 我在這裡 198 00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:43,291 在裡面 199 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,250 歡迎光臨 200 00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:56,833 都瑪斯是畫家喔 201 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:59,625 兩年前 畫了一半就停在這裡了 202 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:01,583 大色狼 203 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,291 你來找我喔 204 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,041 什麼大色狼 205 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:06,500 欸 你嘴巴方面… 206 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,708 告訴你 我帶我女朋友來 207 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,166 你最好不要亂講話 208 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:11,791 你在幹嘛啦 出來啦 209 00:11:11,916 --> 00:11:13,541 敷臉 210 00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:15,583 敷什麼臉 211 00:11:15,666 --> 00:11:17,875 大男人你在那邊給我敷臉 212 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,291 你臉上長瘤喔 213 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,708 你很土耶 214 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:26,458 這個是最流行的 215 00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:29,083 去角質面膜 216 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,291 幾點了 217 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:33,541 你知道幾點了 218 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,500 九點半 219 00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:36,916 九點半 幹嘛 220 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,208 喔 那還早 221 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,000 不要吵我 222 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:47,083 地…震… 223 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,041 快… 224 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,041 快… 225 00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:07,750 都瑪斯 226 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,166 都瑪斯 227 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,041 都瑪斯 228 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,708 好了 229 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:22,708 你白癡喔 230 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,583 沒有死掉不會講 是不是啦 231 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:26,208 你屁股長痔瘡黏在地上喔 232 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:26,916 地震耶 233 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:27,541 不會跑喔 234 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,666 真的是很沒有種耶 235 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,833 我的蝸牛都不跑了 236 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,000 你給我跑那麼遠 237 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:35,958 膽小鬼 238 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:39,208 不是啦 239 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,500 有事情跟你講 240 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,166 你跟我一起上山 241 00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,375 幫我扛木頭 好不好 242 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,250 沒空 243 00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:53,333 不要這樣啦 244 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:54,791 最後一次啦 245 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,583 我有藏木頭啦 246 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:04,166 如果被老大發現 247 00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:06,250 他會把我殺死掉 248 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:11,750 這樣啦 249 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,916 你跟我上山一次 250 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,666 以後你要上山 我都陪你 251 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,125 我幫你找到那頭熊 252 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,791 我幫你把那頭熊殺死掉 253 00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:23,416 幫你爸爸報仇 254 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,583 好不好 255 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:33,875 好不好 256 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:43,458 媽媽 早 257 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,250 早 258 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:45,750 早… 259 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,250 功課寫了嗎 260 00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:51,791 都會寫 261 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:52,625 快一點啦 262 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,833 又不是你的小孩 263 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:55,916 好好做人啊 264 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:57,541 關你屁事 265 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:03,333 心嵐 266 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:05,958 心嵐 我們到了 心嵐 267 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,875 心嵐 要八點囉 心嵐 268 00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,500 到底…時間的部分 269 00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:12,208 怎樣…時間還沒有到啦 270 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,541 我了解她 你不了解她啦 271 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:14,250 白癡喔 272 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:15,875 我也了解讀書人 273 00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,500 知書打你 274 00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:18,750 打我打你啦 275 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,041 打你…我打你… 276 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,041 打你… 277 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:24,500 早啊 278 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:26,000 夭壽骨啊 279 00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:26,958 早安 280 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,666 早安 仙女 281 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:28,541 你看到沒有 282 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:31,208 中原標準時間八點整 283 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,791 我剛剛看到七點半 284 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,166 她就在那邊等了啦 285 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,750 不准你胡說 286 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,416 來…右手給我 287 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:39,000 左手 288 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,708 有沒有…很輕喔 289 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,208 她的也太空了吧 290 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,500 她裡面滿滿的愛啦 291 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:46,541 你不懂啦 292 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,208 走咧…走咧… 293 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,333 走咧一起走 294 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,833 走咧…走咧… 295 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,000 慢一點… 296 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,000 你不要逞強 你可以喔 297 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,083 快樂的心情… 298 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,166 喝著 299 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,250 唱歌耶 300 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:52,833 陳萬德 301 00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,666 幹嘛 幹嘛啦 302 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,416 流汗不能停下來 303 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,875 ﹣擦一下 是不是　﹣傻瓜 304 00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:02,916 好… 305 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:07,041 好一個美麗的女孩子 306 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:08,958 心嵐 心嵐 307 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,500 好…好美麗 308 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:14,583 好 小心你的左腳 309 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,000 好… 310 00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,166 不要在那邊亂唱了啦你 311 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,125 小心你的左腳 心嵐 312 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,916 小心你的前面 心嵐 313 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:22,416 好 314 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,208 小心你自己啦 小心 315 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,583 你囉嗦 我跟我女朋友講話 316 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:26,208 你幹嘛你 317 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,625 ﹣好 很好　﹣嫉妒喔 318 00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:28,958 來山上帶女朋友 319 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,041 你第一名啦 320 00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:31,958 你不要跌倒 321 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,250 等一下…有東西… 322 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:37,666 什麼東西 323 00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:38,666 怎麼可能有東西 324 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:39,333 海拔這麼低 325 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,708 這邊只有麻雀而已 好不好 326 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,958 啾啾兩聲給你 好不好 327 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,291 你小聲一點啦 328 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,166 什麼東西嘛 你說啊 329 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,833 哎呀 天太亮了啦 330 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,166 哎呀 331 00:16:52,541 --> 00:16:54,875 飛鼠是上夜班的啦 332 00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:56,833 ﹣白癡喔　﹣虛驚一場 333 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,458 ﹣往前走啦…　﹣好不好 334 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,125 囉哩叭嗦 欸你 飛鼠 335 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,500 剛剛真的是 336 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,250 虛驚一場 好不好 337 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,375 虛驚一場 338 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:05,958 好了 339 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:08,666 但是在這種深山打獵的時候 340 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,333 真的千萬要注意 341 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:11,083 尤其是我這種 342 00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,500 經驗最豐富的有沒有 343 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:14,083 ﹣好了　﹣你們真的一定要跟上 344 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,458 ﹣好了　﹣這邊真的是我最熟啦 345 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,291 我告訴你這種山… 346 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:24,541 好了 347 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,791 靠…好痛喔 348 00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,750 喔…是誰放的啦 喔唷 349 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,791 可以起來了 350 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:37,791 讓我卸下我的大竹簍 351 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,208 我來找一根大樹枝 352 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,583 來把你 把你救起來 353 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:43,958 哇 這個很大 來… 354 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,125 抓… 355 00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:47,916 陳萬德 356 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:50,041 不要生氣 愛生氣耶 357 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,291 我找大一點的嘛 358 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,500 等一下 不要再玩了… 359 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,416 陳萬德…有聲音 360 00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,000 什麼聲音 361 00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,125 有人 362 00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:00,500 有人 363 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:01,916 很多喔 364 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:02,666 哪裡 365 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:03,666 在那邊… 366 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:04,916 是不是山老大 367 00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:07,583 躲起來 368 00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:09,166 趕快先躲… 369 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:10,541 趕快先… 370 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:19,375 不得了了… 371 00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:20,666 陳萬德 372 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:21,958 你下來呀 373 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,291 你在幹什麼 374 00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:24,708 快一點啦 375 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,041 趕快跳啦 376 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:26,958 下來 377 00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:30,291 趕快躲好… 378 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,291 哪裡… 379 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,250 你走開啦你 380 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:37,416 這個玩笑可以亂開嗎 381 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:38,333 那麼想我 382 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:38,958 誰要想你 383 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:39,958 不要摸著我 384 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,458 ﹣你摸你自己　﹣wonderful 385 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,958 什麼wonderful 走開啦 386 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,916 ﹣wonderful　﹣你看現在怎麼出去 387 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,250 ﹣你好想我喔　﹣你走開 388 00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,250 你們兩個 到底要不要繼續走啊 389 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:50,916 要啊 當然是要出去啊 390 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:51,750 都是這個啦 391 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:52,750 沒有神一般的隊友 392 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:53,375 只有… 393 00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,708 豬一樣的隊友 394 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:55,750 什麼豬 你才是豬 395 00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:57,000 你不要… 396 00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:57,958 你走開 397 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:58,833 wonderful 398 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:06,625 趕快 趕快啦 399 00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:07,833 快… 400 00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:09,333 起來… 401 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:11,791 一 二 三 402 00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:15,875 九死一生耶 403 00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:17,375 九命怪貓啊 404 00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:20,833 槍在人在 槍亡人亡啊 405 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,083 你格局大一點 好不好 406 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:26,083 小不忍則亂大謀啊你 407 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,416 一笑泯恩仇啦 408 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,000 走啦 囉哩叭嗦 409 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,416 囉哩叭嗦 走啦… 410 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:36,291 真的耶 411 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:37,750 那個有讀書的喔 412 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,250 太強了 413 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,291 神救援 414 00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:43,541 一條蛇就把我們兩個從地洞救出來了 415 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:44,500 好了 416 00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:45,708 你自己不讀書 417 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,458 還怪人家書讀太多你 418 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,750 叫你唸書不唸書 419 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:50,708 等一下… 420 00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:52,041 怎麼樣 你又幹嘛啦 421 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,416 有虎頭蜂 422 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:55,333 虎頭蜂 哪裡 423 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:56,875 你沒聽到嗎 424 00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,083 有耶… 425 00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,375 有聽到聲音 426 00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,083 有…聲音越來越大 427 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:05,291 有 428 00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:06,416 有耶 429 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:07,541 怎樣 430 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,916 你咬我 你王八蛋 431 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,833 ﹣虎頭蜂 快跑　﹣先走啦 432 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,041 不要停… 433 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,083 小心… 434 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,666 分頭跑！分頭跑！ 435 00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:07,500 心嵐 436 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,083 都瑪斯 437 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:15,125 大白癡 438 00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:18,291 嚇死我一怕了 439 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:23,000 怎麼樣 你有沒有事 440 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,291 牠都走了吧 441 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,416 走了… 442 00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:30,666 你有沒有看到心嵐 443 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:31,708 沒有… 444 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:32,791 我沒有 445 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,125 你走開啦 446 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:37,166 心嵐 447 00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,833 張心嵐 448 00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:45,875 心嵐 449 00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:48,291 張心嵐 450 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,333 心嵐 451 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:56,875 心嵐 452 00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:05,000 心嵐 453 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:06,875 心嵐 454 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,625 心嵐 455 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:13,416 心嵐 456 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,041 心嵐 457 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:20,958 心嵐… 458 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,458 心嵐… 459 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,083 不會吧… 460 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:42,041 心嵐 461 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:51,375 心嵐 462 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,291 你們跑去哪裡 463 00:23:14,541 --> 00:23:16,875 我們在找你啊 464 00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:23,583 你怎麼會在水裡啦 465 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:26,041 為了躲蜜蜂啊 466 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:42,750 你幹嘛啦 467 00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:44,916 有實力喔 468 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:46,333 什麼有實力啦 469 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,041 你眼睛看哪裡啊你 470 00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:55,500 亂看 你眼睛長痔瘡喔 471 00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:58,166 發脾貓的部分 哇塞 472 00:23:58,208 --> 00:23:58,958 什麼發脾貓 473 00:23:59,041 --> 00:23:59,875 小氣鬼 474 00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:00,791 自己顧 475 00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:01,583 拿來啦 476 00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:02,541 喝涼水啦你 477 00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:03,208 愛亂看 478 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:04,333 好 我喝辣水 可以吧 479 00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:05,250 你給我喝 480 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:11,583 還看 481 00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:13,041 你到底想幹嘛你 482 00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:13,875 你眼睛給我閉起來 483 00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:14,583 看那邊 484 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,375 黑夜要高掛了啦 485 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:18,458 我在看有沒有乾 你以為喔 486 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,500 來得及去獵寮啦 你安心啦 487 00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:29,041 小心喔 488 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:33,541 你怎樣 你幹嘛停下來 489 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:35,333 你這樣看一看 490 00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:36,958 就可以找回到原來的路 491 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:39,583 對呀 我們原住民都這樣 492 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,708 在山上都是這樣看山的形狀 493 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,250 就知道路怎麼走了喔 494 00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:44,416 而且你不要看他這樣 495 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:46,458 他叫大白癡 腦袋裝大便 496 00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:48,083 其實他認路很有一套喔 497 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,041 對不對 498 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:52,875 跟他 跟他 499 00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:57,916 小心喔 那石頭 500 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,583 石頭不穩 小心耶 501 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:01,791 小心 502 00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,625 快一點啦 天快黑了啦 503 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:14,458 有人 504 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,083 這裡怎麼可能有人啦 505 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:18,250 你少在那邊給我騙 506 00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:19,125 你不要再騙人了 507 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,500 每次都說謊成性 508 00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:22,458 哎呀 仔細讓我聽啦 509 00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:24,666 真的假的 510 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:26,750 不是他們吧 511 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:28,666 不像喔 512 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,458 只有他能接受 513 00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:37,708 我的愛與情 514 00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:40,500 ﹣我的心上人　﹣在那邊… 515 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,333 是個多情人 516 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:47,083 ﹣唉唉 小心…　﹣只有他的熱情 517 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,000 溫暖我的心 518 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:55,708 可是他有情 卻不說明 519 00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:58,416 每一次見到了我 520 00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,916 他是不是怕 521 00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,791 就是不是真怕羞 522 00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,958 我的一顆心 523 00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:07,083 獻給一個人 524 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:10,875 只有他能接受 525 00:26:10,916 --> 00:26:13,000 我的愛與情 526 00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:15,750 我的心上人 527 00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:18,791 是個多情人 528 00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:22,416 只有他的熱情 529 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:24,250 溫暖我的心 530 00:26:29,416 --> 00:26:31,083 很好看耶 531 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,375 小姐 532 00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:35,833 這裡海拔一千八耶 533 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,791 你特地跑上來 534 00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:39,000 來這邊跳舞喔 535 00:26:39,041 --> 00:26:40,333 你很厲害喔 536 00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:43,916 小姐 537 00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:46,583 你是不是有心事啊 538 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,666 滾 539 00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:50,791 那ㄟ安捏 540 00:26:52,416 --> 00:26:54,000 有喉結… 541 00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:55,750 我知道你是… 542 00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:57,166 你知道什麼 543 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,750 我是表演藝術家 544 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:02,541 對 我們只是路過 545 00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:03,833 沒有要打擾你的意思 546 00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:05,833 對…你不要激動啦 547 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,416 我…我們路過而已啦 548 00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:08,750 我們在找廁所啦 549 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:09,625 廁所… 550 00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:10,458 廁所… 551 00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:13,041 這裡google定位都找不到 552 00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:15,208 你真的來這裡跳舞耶 553 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:16,500 小姐 554 00:27:16,708 --> 00:27:18,333 你心情還好吧 555 00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:23,375 你們也太假了吧 556 00:27:23,416 --> 00:27:24,250 喂… 557 00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:25,541 小姐 558 00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:28,750 你是不是想上吊啊 559 00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:32,458 我跟你說 560 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:35,166 自殺之後 問題依舊在 561 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:36,666 面對困難 勇敢求救 562 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:37,916 它不是魯蛇 563 00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,500 生命一定會有出口 564 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:42,083 就讓我教你守門步驟一二三 565 00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:42,791 一是問 566 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:43,458 二是應 567 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,458 三轉介 568 00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:46,500 你我都可以成為自殺防治的 569 00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:47,625 優良守門員 570 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,833 透過安心專線 571 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:51,333 0800-788-995 572 00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:52,875 請幫幫我 救救我 573 00:27:52,916 --> 00:27:55,416 弓長張老師專線是1980 574 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,125 生命線協談專線是1995 575 00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:59,583 我要你們滾 576 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,166 你還好嗎 577 00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:06,041 先不要哭 578 00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:07,083 你先不要哭 579 00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:10,083 小姐 不然…你開一點啦 580 00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:11,291 不是啦 581 00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:12,791 我是說 你想開一點啦 582 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:13,833 想開一點 583 00:28:13,875 --> 00:28:15,041 而且你死在這裡 584 00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:16,708 我們還要背你下去 585 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,625 我們自己也有任務在身啊 586 00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:20,958 背你也不是 不背也不是 587 00:28:21,041 --> 00:28:23,125 對啦…他講得有道理啦 588 00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:24,750 現在又那麼尷尬 589 00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:27,875 想說這座山那麼大 590 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:29,208 多一個屍體 591 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:30,666 其實也沒差啦 592 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,458 因為這裡的動物也很多啊 593 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,000 也都會死掉啊 594 00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:36,750 我是… 595 00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:38,708 哎唷 真的很難開口耶 596 00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:40,708 你到底想講什麼啦 597 00:28:40,791 --> 00:28:41,791 我是說你… 598 00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:43,500 要不要拿出你的行程表改一下 599 00:28:43,541 --> 00:28:44,666 不要今天 600 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,541 你不會講話 不要亂講話啦 601 00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:49,583 小姐 602 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:50,250 我跟你講啦 603 00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:51,541 我嚴肅地跟你說啦 604 00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:52,750 我跟你分析一下啦 605 00:28:52,916 --> 00:28:54,166 就是這個… 606 00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:55,500 就是我們這個生命… 607 00:28:55,541 --> 00:28:56,250 生命 608 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:57,708 誠可貴啦 609 00:28:57,916 --> 00:29:00,166 就是說這個生命… 610 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:00,875 它就是… 611 00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:02,208 誠可貴啦 612 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,208 ﹣就是說這個…生…　﹣陳萬德 613 00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:05,291 怎樣啦 614 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:06,333 你書讀到哪裡去了啊 615 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:07,125 你真的很丟臉 616 00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:08,416 你到底在講什麼啊 617 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,458 什麼丟臉啦 618 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:10,625 我…就是書打開 619 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:11,500 只有看到貴這個字 620 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,666 不然你想怎麼樣 621 00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:15,541 你走開啦… 622 00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:16,500 走開啦 623 00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:20,250 小姐 我是想說這個就是… 624 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:21,500 這個生命啊 625 00:29:21,541 --> 00:29:22,583 它這個…誠可貴啦 626 00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:23,875 陳萬德 627 00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:28,333 你先不要哭 628 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,333 我真的可以明白 629 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:31,291 你現在心情 630 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,083 想想看你的家人 你的愛人 631 00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:33,750 你捨得他們 632 00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:34,833 但他們捨不得你嘛 633 00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:36,500 對…想想你愛的人 634 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:37,666 想一點你開心的事情 635 00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:38,833 你想了就不會難過了 636 00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:40,125 就不會想自殺了啦 對不對 637 00:29:40,166 --> 00:29:41,333 女士先生們 638 00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:42,250 怎樣… 639 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:45,208 繩子已經被我消滅了 640 00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:47,583 掌聲鼓勵鼓勵 641 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,916 你憑什麼燒掉我的繩子 642 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:51,916 ﹣小姐　﹣憑什麼 643 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:52,666 小姐你不要激動 644 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:53,875 ﹣繩子還我　﹣不要激動啦 645 00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:55,041 ﹣好了　﹣你這樣臉花掉了 646 00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:55,958 ﹣憑什麼　﹣好了 647 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,083 ﹣不漂亮了…　﹣繩子還我 648 00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:58,166 不漂亮了… 649 00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,458 好了啦 650 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:01,250 夠了吧你 651 00:30:01,916 --> 00:30:02,875 要不要我下山 652 00:30:02,916 --> 00:30:04,083 去買一條最漂亮的繩子 653 00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:05,500 我陪你死一百次 要不要 654 00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:06,916 不要這樣子啦 655 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:09,708 小姐呀 656 00:30:11,666 --> 00:30:12,750 你現在… 657 00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:15,166 現在這樣也沒辦法下山了嘛 對不對 658 00:30:15,208 --> 00:30:16,583 你也不認得路了這樣 659 00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:19,000 我們自己也有任務要繼續往上爬 660 00:30:19,041 --> 00:30:20,291 也沒有辦法陪你 661 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:20,875 我… 662 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:21,916 真的啦 663 00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:23,583 我會賠你一條繩子 664 00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:25,625 不要再講繩子了 可以不可以 665 00:30:31,958 --> 00:30:33,041 要不然這樣啦 666 00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:34,500 不然… 667 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,500 不然你跟我們一起上山啦 好不好 668 00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:41,500 你幫我背一塊木頭 669 00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:52,250 小心 670 00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:53,666 你可以用你的腳 671 00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:55,541 很兇耶 672 00:30:55,708 --> 00:30:57,125 走啦 走啦 673 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,708 快點… 674 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:02,416 天快黑了啦 還在那邊… 675 00:31:02,541 --> 00:31:04,333 發脾貓的部分 676 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:09,500 小心 677 00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:15,333 還是一樣很新耶 678 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,791 今天睡這裡喔 679 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,125 蛤 睡這裡 680 00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:20,625 都瑪斯的後宮 681 00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:22,875 高級的… 682 00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:23,833 可以喔 683 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:25,625 來東西放下… 684 00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:28,000 ﹣你可以喔 你的裙子　﹣來 685 00:31:28,416 --> 00:31:29,250 裡面都可以放 686 00:31:29,291 --> 00:31:30,083 好 687 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:43,041 為你準備這個素食的潛艇堡 好不好 688 00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:45,416 很好吃 你吃看看 689 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:47,458 喂 690 00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:49,541 你什麼名字 691 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:50,791 喂 692 00:31:51,166 --> 00:31:52,583 講話一定要這麼嚇人嗎 693 00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:53,958 溫柔 好不好 溫柔 694 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,958 男子漢都嘛溫柔的 你懂不懂 695 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,541 我是怕他餓耶 696 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,333 ﹣對呀　﹣幫他準備 697 00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:01,958 ﹣給我　﹣很會耶你 698 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:03,791 你要給 699 00:32:04,125 --> 00:32:05,375 好… 700 00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:07,166 來 701 00:32:07,958 --> 00:32:09,125 我那個是給你的喔 702 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:11,333 心嵐 我那個給你的喔 703 00:32:13,541 --> 00:32:15,000 強調的部分 704 00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:16,291 我不想要等一下給他吃掉 705 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:17,708 我的愛心被吃掉了 706 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:22,250 該怎麼稱呼你啊 707 00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:26,708 吳介人 708 00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:28,750 介紹的介 709 00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,416 人類的人 710 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,083 很有學問的名字耶 711 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:35,750 吳介人 712 00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:38,416 我的朋友都叫我派大星 713 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:39,750 派大星 714 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:40,916 你不像啊 715 00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:42,666 你看起來很漂亮耶 716 00:32:45,458 --> 00:32:46,750 應該是說… 717 00:32:47,916 --> 00:32:50,458 你會是個很帥的男生 718 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:52,125 謝謝 719 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:55,833 你們兩個自我介紹一下啦 720 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,791 人家說他叫派大星 721 00:32:58,958 --> 00:32:59,958 自我介紹 722 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,166 ﹣好啊　﹣好啊 723 00:33:03,125 --> 00:33:04,208 派小姐你好 724 00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:05,791 我叫陳萬德啦 725 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:07,583 你可以叫我wonderful 726 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:08,666 沒有 727 00:33:10,041 --> 00:33:11,416 我叫都瑪斯 728 00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:13,458 你也可以叫我都瑪斯 729 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,125 太難叫了 730 00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,500 你叫他大白癡就可以了 731 00:33:15,541 --> 00:33:17,166 欸…我不是大白癡 732 00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:18,625 你是傻瓜啊你 733 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,583 吃一點東西 好不好 734 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:26,125 我吃素 735 00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:28,166 這是我男朋友幫我準備的 736 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,000 我們來山上的食物 737 00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:32,333 都準備得差不多 738 00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:33,291 都瑪斯說 739 00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:35,458 他可以把他的份量分給你 740 00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:39,291 吃一點吧 741 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:42,791 多少吃一點 742 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:52,375 謝謝 743 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,208 找一個舒服的位置 好不好 744 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:07,875 哪有這種的 745 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:11,458 要自殺的人 吃那麼快 746 00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:22,916 我的萬德 747 00:34:23,041 --> 00:34:25,083 我多麼想念你 748 00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,875 我愛你 749 00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:28,791 你愛我 750 00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:30,916 你真的有藏耶 751 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,500 紅酒 752 00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:35,291 紅標米酒 753 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,208 真的是你的藏寶庫耶 754 00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:39,166 說有就有 755 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,416 來… 756 00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:41,791 快點… 乾杯… 757 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:42,666 幹什麼 758 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,708 那個不是給你的 759 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:45,958 不是給我 不然給誰 760 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,625 給她的 761 00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:49,625 女生不喝酒啦 762 00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:50,625 哪裡有這樣的 763 00:34:50,666 --> 00:34:51,750 沒有這樣的啦 764 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:54,500 沒有人那麼差 765 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:56,791 我告訴你 我就是要來保護她的 766 00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:58,000 什麼保護她 767 00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:02,750 ﹣你看你　﹣漂亮 768 00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:04,416 心嵐 769 00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:08,750 非常酷 770 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:09,583 不欠你了 771 00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:11,041 好的 772 00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:14,250 你看你啦 773 00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:16,708 來我們繼續 來 774 00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:19,083 你壞嘴巴 你… 775 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,750 預備備…起 776 00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:22,583 誰阿達 777 00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:23,625 他阿達 778 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:24,625 他為什麼阿達 779 00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:26,291 他要自殺啦 780 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,666 ﹣傻瓜　﹣自殺的人最阿達 781 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:30,416 再來… 782 00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,166 誰阿達 783 00:35:32,208 --> 00:35:33,333 你阿達 784 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,666 你也會有今天啊 785 00:35:36,791 --> 00:35:37,708 你給我真的打了 786 00:35:37,791 --> 00:35:39,416 當然 我客氣啊 787 00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:41,833 換我… 告訴你 來… 788 00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:42,958 突然頭痛 789 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,375 你有沒有聽到一個聲音 790 00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:46,666 大會報告… 791 00:35:47,125 --> 00:35:50,458 男女混合組正式要開始了 792 00:35:50,541 --> 00:35:51,875 不行…這個打巴掌 793 00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:53,375 不行 女生不能玩啦 794 00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:54,750 聯絡感情的部分 795 00:35:54,791 --> 00:35:55,750 沒有這樣子 沒有啦 796 00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:57,041 女生沒有要玩這個啦 797 00:35:57,166 --> 00:35:58,625 來啦…我跟你啦 798 00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:00,375 來啊 799 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:05,666 你不要鬧耶 800 00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:07,041 這是打巴掌耶 801 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,333 誰阿達 802 00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,625 你阿達 803 00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,208 兇猛… 804 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,958 快一點 要認真玩 805 00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:20,791 誰阿達 806 00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:22,791 我阿達 807 00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:31,125 你阿達 808 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,416 阿達… 809 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:33,916 陳萬德 810 00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:37,458 誰阿達 811 00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:44,250 你阿達 812 00:36:44,666 --> 00:36:46,583 叮咚叮咚 滴… 813 00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:50,166 陳萬德 814 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,833 太誇張了吧 815 00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:54,041 你這是狼心狗肺啊你 816 00:36:54,291 --> 00:36:55,541 受不了… 817 00:36:56,041 --> 00:36:57,333 我括約肌要吐了 818 00:36:57,833 --> 00:36:59,458 我去大便了 819 00:37:01,041 --> 00:37:01,750 等我啦 等我 820 00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:02,916 我也去上廁所 821 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,916 你也有大便喔 822 00:37:05,916 --> 00:37:07,000 我去上廁所囉 823 00:37:09,625 --> 00:37:10,250 快一點 824 00:37:10,291 --> 00:37:11,416 都是你啦 825 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:12,791 ﹣就跟你說女生不要玩　﹣受不了… 826 00:37:12,916 --> 00:37:13,666 你看 827 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,500 人家生氣了啦 828 00:37:18,458 --> 00:37:19,500 我也要去 829 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:22,416 你有大便喔 830 00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:23,750 你也有大便喔 831 00:37:23,916 --> 00:37:25,416 你這樣還需要大便喔 832 00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:27,583 剩下的大便去天堂大啦 833 00:37:27,625 --> 00:37:29,500 環保救地球 834 00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:30,750 你們 835 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:32,875 不要太過分喔 836 00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:36,750 走啦…帶你去啦 837 00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:38,708 走啦…快點啦 838 00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:39,916 我受不了… 839 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:42,000 陳萬德 快點啦 840 00:37:42,041 --> 00:37:43,208 快點 你太慢了 841 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:44,208 你快點啦 842 00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:55,333 你幹嘛你 843 00:37:55,416 --> 00:37:56,250 那麼大張 844 00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:57,375 你洞特別大喔 845 00:37:57,666 --> 00:37:59,958 大砲型的 我有實力啊 846 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,750 大砲 轟 847 00:38:03,666 --> 00:38:04,750 白癡 848 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,708 你也挑一張啊 849 00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:10,708 我告訴你 這個是高山最天然的 850 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,166 摘取式衛生紙 851 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:16,000 環保 天然 救地球 852 00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:17,083 最舒服的 853 00:38:17,166 --> 00:38:17,958 趕快… 854 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:18,875 確定嗎 855 00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:19,875 對啦… 856 00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:21,791 這邊都可以嗎 857 00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:24,166 對啦 都可以啦 858 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:26,958 多準備一張耶 859 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:28,166 幹嘛多準備 860 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:29,083 你拉肚子是不是 861 00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:29,875 小心呀 862 00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:30,833 回頭便 863 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,250 回頭便咧 864 00:38:35,666 --> 00:38:37,875 要買衛生紙 865 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,375 還是衛生棉 866 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:45,291 用來擦後面 還是擦前面 867 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:47,791 閉嘴 好不好 868 00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:53,958 跟孔雀大便 還會罵人耶 869 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:55,916 孔雀也會開屏 870 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:56,666 開屏又大便 871 00:38:56,791 --> 00:38:57,541 大便又生氣 872 00:38:57,583 --> 00:38:58,666 生氣又罵人 873 00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:02,958 迅速的大便叫做 874 00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:04,791 叫速便 875 00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:06,916 在樹上大便叫 876 00:39:07,166 --> 00:39:08,500 樹上便 877 00:39:10,791 --> 00:39:13,458 你在玩什麼 你知道嗎 878 00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:15,875 很危險 你在幹什麼 879 00:39:19,208 --> 00:39:21,000 心嵐 我們獵人的槍 880 00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:23,125 還是不要…不要動比較好啦 881 00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:27,916 那我去睡覺 882 00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:30,166 好 你先去睡 883 00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:34,458 你真的很奇怪 884 00:40:35,291 --> 00:40:37,083 把大便留在地球 885 00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:38,833 自己跑去天堂 886 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:41,541 人家是占著茅坑不拉屎 887 00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:42,583 你呢 888 00:40:43,166 --> 00:40:44,958 占著茅坑猛拉屎 889 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:50,250 你在幹嘛啦 890 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,416 你們可不可以 891 00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:56,166 不要理我 892 00:40:56,583 --> 00:40:58,208 你在講什麼 893 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:01,958 你不要說我們可以不用管你 894 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:04,333 你看不出來 我們三個是好人啊 895 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:14,208 小心 很燙喔 896 00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:42,458 你知道我為什麼選擇那棵大樹嗎 897 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,125 因為小時候 898 00:41:49,958 --> 00:41:52,166 我爸常帶我去那裡玩 899 00:41:55,458 --> 00:41:57,708 我辛苦地走到那裡… 900 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,416 你不要想那麼多 901 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:09,875 你爸一定是很愛你 902 00:42:09,916 --> 00:42:12,333 要不然他不會帶你來上山 903 00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:16,791 你知道什麼是愛嗎 904 00:42:19,875 --> 00:42:21,500 對我來說 905 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,958 愛就是要在一起 906 00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:34,208 好好休息 907 00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:14,666 孤獨站在這舞台 908 00:43:14,708 --> 00:43:18,041 聽到掌聲響起來 909 00:43:18,083 --> 00:43:24,875 我的心中有無限感慨 910 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:28,750 多少青春不再 911 00:43:28,791 --> 00:43:32,166 多少情懷已更改 912 00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:38,833 我還擁有你的愛 913 00:43:38,916 --> 00:43:42,458 掌聲響起來 914 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:46,375 我心更明白 915 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:52,041 你的愛將與我同在 916 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,583 掌聲響起來 917 00:43:56,625 --> 00:44:00,625 我心更明白 918 00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:07,208 歌聲交會 你我的愛 919 00:44:25,291 --> 00:44:28,625 孤獨站在這舞台 920 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:32,208 聽到掌聲響起來 921 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:38,125 我的心中有無限感慨 922 00:44:39,583 --> 00:44:42,000 wonderful… 923 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:46,333 wonderful… 924 00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:53,625 為什麼你看得到我… 925 00:44:56,208 --> 00:45:00,541 我不只…看得到你… 926 00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:02,041 我… 927 00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:03,875 我還想打你耶 928 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:04,708 白癡是不是 929 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,166 什麼時候還在玩這個 930 00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:07,875 神經病 931 00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:10,791 張心嵐… 932 00:45:12,208 --> 00:45:15,208 你也看得到我嗎… 933 00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:17,791 你真的很幼稚 934 00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:21,458 還我 935 00:45:21,958 --> 00:45:23,583 白癡嗎 你們 936 00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:26,541 白癡…白癡喔 937 00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:28,416 你看啦 人家生氣了啦 938 00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:30,041 你把你的毛收好啦 939 00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:31,375 不要在那邊亂玩啦 940 00:45:31,416 --> 00:45:32,750 收一收啦 趕路了啦 941 00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:33,750 白癡 942 00:45:34,291 --> 00:45:35,458 玩一下又不行喔 943 00:45:35,875 --> 00:45:37,041 好了嗎 944 00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:40,833 生氣了 945 00:45:41,666 --> 00:45:42,833 趕快走 946 00:46:17,916 --> 00:46:19,458 奇怪 要生氣耶 947 00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:20,875 幹嘛 幹嘛啦 948 00:46:20,916 --> 00:46:22,083 往上走啦 949 00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:25,250 你怎樣… 950 00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:28,500 爬山穿什麼高跟鞋 951 00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:31,291 幹嘛啊 952 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,708 來啦…這個我保管啦 953 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:35,500 你幹嘛啦 954 00:46:35,541 --> 00:46:37,375 沒有人爬山在蓋棉被的啦 955 00:46:37,416 --> 00:46:38,458 誇張耶你 956 00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:42,916 快點 好不好 957 00:46:45,291 --> 00:46:46,541 走啦 走啦 958 00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:48,708 走… 959 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,750 走慢一點 可不可以 960 00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:01,250 囉嗦 961 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:02,833 腳那麼短 962 00:47:02,916 --> 00:47:03,916 什麼叫…欸 963 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:06,583 要跟上喔… 964 00:47:07,083 --> 00:47:09,583 還要走很久喔 跟上喔 965 00:47:14,333 --> 00:47:15,500 有鹿 966 00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:18,208 那裡有小鹿 967 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,833 什麼小鹿 968 00:47:33,916 --> 00:47:34,833 真的耶 969 00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:37,333 哇 還兩隻喔 970 00:47:37,666 --> 00:47:38,916 好可憐 971 00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:40,416 太幸運 可以加菜耶 972 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:41,708 你說什麼 973 00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:43,041 很新鮮啊 974 00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:44,416 把刀收好啦 975 00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:46,416 收起來… 976 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:48,166 這個肉夠我們吃耶 977 00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:49,208 你敢 978 00:47:49,541 --> 00:47:51,416 牠的犧牲都奉獻給我們了 979 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,291 你可不可以不要那麼殘忍呀 980 00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:55,791 你很奇怪耶 981 00:47:56,083 --> 00:47:57,958 牠又不是我們打死的 982 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,375 牠都犧牲了 983 00:47:59,416 --> 00:48:01,083 奉獻給我們了 984 00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:02,833 頭殼有問題啊 985 00:48:02,875 --> 00:48:03,833 難怪你會來山上 986 00:48:03,875 --> 00:48:05,000 好啦 你不要罵他啦 987 00:48:06,166 --> 00:48:08,083 上帝讓他在山上遇到我們 988 00:48:08,125 --> 00:48:09,458 有祂的安排啦 989 00:48:09,666 --> 00:48:11,333 所以安排我的食物也給他 990 00:48:11,375 --> 00:48:12,250 我可以不吃 991 00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:13,291 我食物給你吃 992 00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:14,333 好了 你們 993 00:48:14,375 --> 00:48:15,291 搞什麼東西啊 994 00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:17,083 現在是吃不吃的問題嗎 995 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:20,041 所以咧 現在咧 996 00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:21,666 不要殺牠了啦 997 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:23,958 好 可以 998 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,125 走 趕路了 999 00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,541 等一下啊 1000 00:48:26,833 --> 00:48:27,833 你又怎樣 1001 00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:29,458 我們不能把小鹿留在這邊 1002 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:30,416 牠會死 1003 00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,333 牠不會 1004 00:48:31,416 --> 00:48:32,333 牠會 1005 00:48:34,083 --> 00:48:34,875 你不要這樣啦 1006 00:48:34,916 --> 00:48:37,333 他們漢人想的 跟我們不一樣啦 1007 00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:39,208 派大星啊 1008 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,000 我們還有更重要的任務耶 1009 00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:42,791 這小鹿不會有人顧啦 1010 00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:43,958 我來顧 1011 00:48:44,041 --> 00:48:44,666 你要怎麼顧 1012 00:48:44,708 --> 00:48:46,125 你要坐在這裡陪牠長大嗎 1013 00:48:46,166 --> 00:48:47,833 我可以背牠 1014 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,125 背牠 1015 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:52,916 你們這些人喔… 1016 00:48:52,958 --> 00:48:54,541 一點常識都沒有 1017 00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:56,541 鹿想要用背的 1018 00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:59,125 也不可能裝竹簍 1019 00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,291 請用繩子牽 好嗎 1020 00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:02,958 要不然牠會受傷 1021 00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:05,708 繩子不是燒了嗎 1022 00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:08,833 我就會變魔術嘛 1023 00:49:16,208 --> 00:49:17,041 笨 1024 00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:18,958 還想要背咧 1025 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:21,833 什麼都不會 1026 00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,541 到底是人重要呢 1027 00:49:24,916 --> 00:49:26,875 還是鹿重要 1028 00:49:26,916 --> 00:49:28,000 搞不懂 1029 00:49:29,875 --> 00:49:31,375 頭殼壞掉 1030 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:33,166 難怪會想不開 1031 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:35,125 走啦 走啦 1032 00:49:35,208 --> 00:49:36,958 不要理他啦 派大星 1033 00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:38,750 好了啦 你的嘴巴你… 1034 00:49:38,791 --> 00:49:40,666 除了會吃東西 還會放屁 1035 00:49:40,958 --> 00:49:42,791 好 你會… 你最會 1036 00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:43,958 心嵐 不要理他 1037 00:49:44,083 --> 00:49:45,625 走這邊 你走平的… 1038 00:49:51,916 --> 00:49:53,041 怎樣啦 1039 00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:54,500 我的屁股 1040 00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:56,541 怎樣啦 你又要幹嘛啦 1041 00:49:57,625 --> 00:49:58,750 屁股痛 1042 00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:02,875 很痛 1043 00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:04,458 很癢 1044 00:50:06,041 --> 00:50:07,375 啊 我知道了 1045 00:50:09,125 --> 00:50:10,541 我是說喔… 1046 00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:12,041 也許… 1047 00:50:12,666 --> 00:50:13,708 也許… 1048 00:50:14,291 --> 00:50:15,625 怎樣 快點啦 1049 00:50:15,791 --> 00:50:17,416 昨天我看錯葉子了 1050 00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:19,458 這個是高山最天然的 1051 00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,916 摘取式衛生紙 1052 00:50:24,041 --> 00:50:24,666 你看吧 1053 00:50:24,708 --> 00:50:26,416 我就說你是大白癡吧 1054 00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:27,666 葉子還會看錯 1055 00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:29,416 你看啦 你害他現在屁股痛了 1056 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:30,583 看你怎麼辦 1057 00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:32,500 就天太黑了嘛 1058 00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:33,791 我怎麼知道 1059 00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:37,666 你是窗中央嗎 1060 00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:40,708 他的意思是說… 1061 00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,041 你是不是那個… 1062 00:50:42,875 --> 00:50:44,916 核心痛啦 那個有沒有 1063 00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:49,041 那你現在怎麼辦 1064 00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:50,333 派大星 1065 00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:52,583 你要不要請都瑪斯 1066 00:50:52,625 --> 00:50:54,666 幫你檢查一下 1067 00:51:09,583 --> 00:51:12,250 你內褲不脫 我要怎麼檢查啊 1068 00:51:43,083 --> 00:51:44,375 有夾子嗎 1069 00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:49,375 我…化妝箱裡面有 1070 00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:51,500 夾子… 1071 00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:54,166 這個嗎 1072 00:52:09,625 --> 00:52:10,833 忍耐 1073 00:52:10,875 --> 00:52:12,166 勇敢一點啦 1074 00:52:18,291 --> 00:52:19,500 呃…都瑪斯 1075 00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:20,750 怎麼樣咧 1076 00:52:21,041 --> 00:52:22,958 由於你是我的好朋友 1077 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,750 有一件事情 我一定要告訴你 1078 00:52:24,791 --> 00:52:25,875 就是說… 1079 00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:28,916 你在吃大便了耶 1080 00:53:01,708 --> 00:53:02,708 快到了… 1081 00:53:12,583 --> 00:53:14,125 到了 就是這邊… 1082 00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:15,416 就是這邊 1083 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:16,625 翻過這個山頭 1084 00:53:16,666 --> 00:53:18,666 翻過這個山坡就到了啦 1085 00:53:21,041 --> 00:53:22,083 就是這邊 1086 00:53:23,875 --> 00:53:24,875 有沒有… 1087 00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:27,458 我就知道走這麼久是值得的 對不對 1088 00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:32,125 我去拿酒… 1089 00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:33,125 好 你去拿酒… 1090 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:39,791 一口氣… 1091 00:53:40,458 --> 00:53:41,333 走那麼久 1092 00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:50,583 我跟你講 1093 00:53:50,708 --> 00:53:51,583 上帝都有在看 1094 00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:53,541 你走越多 祂給你的越多 1095 00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:54,583 ﹣當然　﹣對不對 1096 00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:58,000 有代價就是有值得 1097 00:53:58,041 --> 00:53:59,208 有值得就是有代價 1098 00:53:59,291 --> 00:54:00,291 代價 值得 1099 00:54:00,333 --> 00:54:01,208 值得 代價 1100 00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:02,208 代價 值得 1101 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:06,958 值得 值得 1102 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:07,875 代價 代價 1103 00:54:07,958 --> 00:54:08,375 值得 1104 00:54:16,125 --> 00:54:18,708 你不知道我是巡山員嗎 1105 00:54:20,041 --> 00:54:22,125 你們到底在做什麼 1106 00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:23,833 木頭是國家的資產 1107 00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:25,708 你們到底在幹嘛 1108 00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:34,916 槍… 1109 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:37,666 槍先放下來啦 1110 00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:42,208 放下來啦 1111 00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:44,541 槍… 1112 00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:46,875 有山豬 1113 00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:47,958 在那邊… 1114 00:54:49,125 --> 00:54:51,041 在那邊…趕快打… 1115 00:54:51,083 --> 00:54:51,625 在哪 1116 00:54:51,666 --> 00:54:53,000 打… 1117 00:55:01,416 --> 00:55:02,250 好了… 1118 00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:03,916 這個一發而已喔 1119 00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:15,250 對不起啦 1120 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:21,375 我再解釋給你聽喔 1121 00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,125 最後一次啦 1122 00:55:26,958 --> 00:55:30,375 我…最後一次去拿木頭 1123 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,041 好不好 1124 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:38,208 我不想幫你背木頭 1125 00:55:40,833 --> 00:55:42,125 好…沒關係 1126 00:55:42,166 --> 00:55:44,208 那我…那不要背嘛… 1127 00:55:44,250 --> 00:55:46,250 那你就當作來陪我們爬山嘛 1128 00:55:47,958 --> 00:55:49,833 大雪山三日遊 1129 00:55:50,458 --> 00:55:51,625 踏青 1130 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:54,958 踏青好健康 1131 00:55:56,833 --> 00:55:58,041 對不起啦 1132 00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:02,500 不要幫你背木頭 1133 00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:04,583 對不起啦… 1134 00:56:05,583 --> 00:56:06,375 對不起 1135 00:56:09,791 --> 00:56:11,333 對不起… 1136 00:56:56,250 --> 00:56:57,541 怎麼會這樣 1137 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:00,791 上次來的時候 1138 00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:02,833 不是這樣啊 1139 00:57:03,666 --> 00:57:05,458 怎麼現在倒了呢 1140 00:57:06,958 --> 00:57:08,875 該不會是地震吧 1141 00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:10,750 怎麼這樣 1142 00:57:15,416 --> 00:57:17,083 到了… 1143 00:57:17,291 --> 00:57:20,041 果然在…到了… 1144 00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:25,333 上來就有了 有沒有 1145 00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:30,583 在這邊的呢 1146 00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:33,250 怎麼沒有呢 1147 00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:36,583 到底哪一棵啊 1148 00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:55,916 就這一棵喔 1149 00:57:58,458 --> 00:57:59,250 對 1150 00:58:04,083 --> 00:58:05,458 就這一棵啊 1151 00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:16,916 都瑪斯… 1152 00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:17,791 怎麼樣… 1153 00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:18,500 快點… 1154 00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:19,500 哪裡… 1155 00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:21,500 有沒有 1156 00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,208 很純耶 1157 00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:27,333 開玩鬧 這頂級的呢 1158 00:58:29,291 --> 00:58:30,875 想辦法…快點… 1159 00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:32,791 想想看看啊 1160 00:58:34,625 --> 00:58:35,541 來… 1161 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:36,541 準備 1162 00:58:36,583 --> 00:58:38,250 一 二 三 1163 00:58:44,166 --> 00:58:44,958 喂 1164 00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:46,375 你們兩個 1165 00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:47,833 到底是不是同一隊的啊 1166 00:58:47,875 --> 00:58:49,125 過來幫忙啊 1167 00:58:50,166 --> 00:58:51,000 自己搬啦 1168 00:58:51,041 --> 00:58:52,375 男子漢要人家幫忙 是不是 1169 00:58:52,416 --> 00:58:53,041 快點啦 1170 00:58:53,125 --> 00:58:53,625 來 1171 00:58:53,666 --> 00:58:55,000 一 二 三 1172 00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:03,833 你也拜託 這麼大的石頭 1173 00:59:03,875 --> 00:59:05,166 怎麼可能用手推啦 1174 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,833 傻瓜 槓桿原理 1175 00:59:06,875 --> 00:59:07,708 你來… 1176 00:59:07,791 --> 00:59:09,750 來 一二三 1177 00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:16,166 你壓哪裡啦 1178 00:59:16,208 --> 00:59:17,208 壓木頭啦 1179 00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:18,666 對喔 對… 1180 00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:20,375 一 二 三 1181 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:33,458 都瑪斯 1182 00:59:36,083 --> 00:59:39,416 上帝給我這個小石頭太大顆了啦 1183 00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:42,833 這一看就是大石頭啊 1184 00:59:43,458 --> 00:59:44,750 搬不動 1185 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,291 搬不動 1186 01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:13,416 斑比 1187 01:00:23,041 --> 01:00:24,041 都給你吃 1188 01:00:25,375 --> 01:00:27,750 山裡面很多食物 我自己會找 1189 01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:30,083 你不要再胡思亂想喔 1190 01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:31,541 我就感謝神了啦 1191 01:00:34,333 --> 01:00:35,458 謝謝 1192 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:36,833 斑比 1193 01:00:37,833 --> 01:00:38,708 不用給牠啦 1194 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:40,500 山裡面都是牠的食物了 1195 01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:41,875 你自己吃 1196 01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:47,458 我的給你啦 1197 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:48,958 我看你快沒體力了 1198 01:00:49,208 --> 01:00:51,958 不用啦 我有辣水 1199 01:00:52,625 --> 01:00:53,625 我在跟你講真的 1200 01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:55,500 你在跟我講辣水 1201 01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,333 好想跟Nancy說話 1202 01:00:59,958 --> 01:01:02,916 但…這裡真的沒有訊號嗎 1203 01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:06,958 山裡面沒有訊號啦 1204 01:01:07,541 --> 01:01:08,625 你看我 1205 01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:10,625 我連手機都沒有帶 1206 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:13,583 派大星 1207 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,541 你有手機嗎 1208 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:17,708 丟掉了 1209 01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:20,750 所有東西都丟掉了 1210 01:01:23,583 --> 01:01:24,750 抱歉 1211 01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:29,916 張心嵐 1212 01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:31,416 打獵真的很好玩耶 1213 01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:32,500 要不要學 1214 01:01:33,125 --> 01:01:34,750 你白癡 是不是啊 1215 01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:36,750 都什麼時候了 你還在開玩笑 1216 01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:37,666 你白天發生什麼事情 1217 01:01:37,708 --> 01:01:39,000 你現在再給我講這個 1218 01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:40,750 莫名其妙耶 1219 01:01:41,125 --> 01:01:42,708 腦袋不知道在裝什麼 1220 01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:44,291 你給我好好檢討一下 1221 01:01:48,541 --> 01:01:49,708 我要瘋了 1222 01:01:52,541 --> 01:01:53,833 你沒有瘋啦 1223 01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:56,750 瘋的是我啦 1224 01:01:56,958 --> 01:01:58,416 我真的要瘋了 1225 01:01:58,541 --> 01:01:59,916 讓我冷靜一下 1226 01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:01,750 你先不要亂想嘛 1227 01:02:01,791 --> 01:02:02,875 不要生氣啦 1228 01:02:05,208 --> 01:02:07,291 反正我也沒有拿到木頭啊 1229 01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:09,708 我們就當作走走嘛 1230 01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:10,791 踏青踏青 1231 01:02:10,958 --> 01:02:12,791 放鬆放鬆心情 1232 01:02:34,791 --> 01:02:35,750 你給我過來 1233 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:37,833 幹嘛啦 1234 01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:41,625 心嵐 1235 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,291 你看他 1236 01:02:46,791 --> 01:02:48,083 他騙你的啦 1237 01:02:51,541 --> 01:02:52,708 是 1238 01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:54,541 山豬也是他弄的 1239 01:02:57,625 --> 01:02:58,416 你幹嘛啦你 1240 01:02:58,500 --> 01:02:59,708 只會出一張嘴巴啦 1241 01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:00,500 莫名其妙 1242 01:03:00,541 --> 01:03:01,833 什麼時候了 搞得人家心情不好 1243 01:03:01,875 --> 01:03:03,125 你這樣很快樂 是不是 1244 01:03:03,166 --> 01:03:04,916 嘰嘰叫…真的莫名其妙 1245 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:05,958 怎麼不學雞 1246 01:03:09,833 --> 01:03:11,166 我要尿尿 1247 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,041 營火旁邊隨便尿就好了啦 1248 01:03:13,083 --> 01:03:14,166 記得講借過啦 1249 01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:15,875 你趕快陪他去尿 1250 01:03:15,916 --> 01:03:16,958 你趕快陪他去尿 1251 01:03:17,291 --> 01:03:18,041 為什麼都是我 1252 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:19,541 要不然呢 我媽媽喔 1253 01:03:20,125 --> 01:03:21,666 ﹣快點　﹣好啦… 1254 01:03:23,791 --> 01:03:25,875 愛哭鬼 喝涼水 1255 01:03:25,916 --> 01:03:27,208 尿那麼多 1256 01:03:27,416 --> 01:03:28,208 走啦 1257 01:03:34,666 --> 01:03:36,416 小便還要人家陪 1258 01:03:36,666 --> 01:03:37,750 幾歲了 1259 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:47,208 大俠 過去一點 1260 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:48,916 新的鞋子耶 1261 01:03:59,125 --> 01:04:01,833 你今天看到我的那個… 1262 01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:03,666 哪個 1263 01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:07,500 就那個… 1264 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:14,333 喔 1265 01:04:14,416 --> 01:04:16,125 你說很癢的那個地方喔 1266 01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:17,208 長什麼樣子 1267 01:04:18,791 --> 01:04:20,750 從你的好奇心看來喔 1268 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,041 你的生命力真的很旺盛耶 1269 01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:25,666 還想要知道自己的器官喔 1270 01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:30,333 我…這輩子沒被別人看過那邊 1271 01:04:30,791 --> 01:04:34,125 所以…我才好奇它長什麼樣子 1272 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:40,666 一堆皺摺 1273 01:04:42,791 --> 01:04:43,916 小籠包 1274 01:04:44,375 --> 01:04:45,541 好了 不要講了 1275 01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:48,708 我…很喜歡吃小籠包 1276 01:04:49,541 --> 01:04:50,791 好啦… 1277 01:04:51,625 --> 01:04:53,041 那以後如果你想打我的話 1278 01:04:53,083 --> 01:04:55,208 你就…盡情地打 1279 01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:56,833 如果以後我想打你 1280 01:04:56,875 --> 01:04:57,666 我就… 1281 01:04:57,708 --> 01:05:00,125 輕輕地打 這樣好不好 1282 01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:02,625 那我可以親你一下嗎 1283 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,541 你覺得現在這個氣氛適合親一下嗎 1284 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:08,666 適合啊 哇 海拔這麼高耶 1285 01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:11,041 我們這樣在這邊親 很像拍婚紗耶 1286 01:05:11,416 --> 01:05:12,250 啊… 1287 01:05:13,250 --> 01:05:14,083 哎呀 1288 01:05:14,166 --> 01:05:15,291 啊 哎呀… 1289 01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:16,083 幹嘛啊 1290 01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:16,833 不好意思我姓程 1291 01:05:16,875 --> 01:05:17,875 叫程咬金 1292 01:05:17,916 --> 01:05:18,750 哎呀 1293 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:20,791 回來坐好 神經病 1294 01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:22,125 氣喘發作 是不是 1295 01:05:24,541 --> 01:05:26,500 有事沒事 你幹嘛 綜藝節目喔 1296 01:05:27,208 --> 01:05:28,708 那麼靠近耶 剛剛 1297 01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:32,375 陳萬德 1298 01:05:32,416 --> 01:05:33,416 幹嘛啦 1299 01:05:34,750 --> 01:05:36,125 認真問你一次喔 1300 01:05:38,541 --> 01:05:40,250 你真的要娶她嗎 1301 01:05:52,333 --> 01:05:53,416 就是她啦 1302 01:05:57,375 --> 01:05:59,166 各位先生 各位女士 1303 01:05:59,666 --> 01:06:00,750 有一個天大的秘密 1304 01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:01,958 要告訴你們 1305 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:04,750 陳萬德 Wonderful 1306 01:06:04,791 --> 01:06:06,875 有一個非常厲害的才藝 1307 01:06:06,916 --> 01:06:08,458 什麼才藝啦 你要講什麼啦 1308 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:10,958 哎呀 這個時候就要表現了 好不好 1309 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:11,916 表現什麼啦 1310 01:06:11,958 --> 01:06:13,625 哎呀 他很厲害 1311 01:06:13,666 --> 01:06:16,083 他的心中有一個Rocker魂啊 1312 01:06:16,416 --> 01:06:17,541 ABCD你知道嗎 1313 01:06:17,583 --> 01:06:18,958 從A到Z 1314 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,583 他都可以講出全球知名的樂團的band名字 1315 01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:23,625 白癡喔 1316 01:06:23,666 --> 01:06:24,875 哎呀 可以的啦 1317 01:06:24,916 --> 01:06:25,958 我不要啦 1318 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:26,666 好不好 1319 01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:27,166 不要 1320 01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:28,583 ﹣一二三四　﹣我跟你講我不會拼 1321 01:06:28,625 --> 01:06:29,208 ﹣一二三四 　﹣我不會 1322 01:06:29,250 --> 01:06:29,875 ﹣不會 　﹣A 1323 01:06:29,916 --> 01:06:30,500 Aerosmith 1324 01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:31,375 B 1325 01:06:31,416 --> 01:06:32,000 Beatles 1326 01:06:32,041 --> 01:06:32,541 C 1327 01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:33,166 Coldplay 1328 01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:33,750 D 1329 01:06:33,791 --> 01:06:34,458 Deep purple 1330 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:35,041 E 1331 01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:35,541 Eagles 1332 01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:36,250 F 1333 01:06:36,291 --> 01:06:36,916 Five Moon Sky 1334 01:06:36,958 --> 01:06:37,500 G 1335 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:38,125 Green Day 1336 01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:38,666 H 1337 01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:39,250 Hurts 1338 01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:39,791 I 1339 01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:40,583 Imagine Dragons 1340 01:06:40,625 --> 01:06:41,166 J 1341 01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:41,791 Journey 1342 01:06:41,833 --> 01:06:42,250 K 1343 01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:43,125 King Crimson 1344 01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:43,666 L 1345 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:44,750 輪胎壞掉… 1346 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:46,541 Linkin Park 1347 01:06:46,583 --> 01:06:47,083 M 1348 01:06:47,125 --> 01:06:47,833 Maroon5 1349 01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:48,375 N 1350 01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:49,083 Nirvana 1351 01:06:49,125 --> 01:06:49,666 O 1352 01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:50,375 Oasis 1353 01:06:50,416 --> 01:06:50,958 P 1354 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:51,583 Pink Floyd 1355 01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:52,208 Q 1356 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:52,916 Queen 1357 01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:53,500 R 1358 01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:54,250 Red Hot Chili Peppers 1359 01:06:54,291 --> 01:06:54,875 S 1360 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:55,666 Scorpions 1361 01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:56,375 T 1362 01:06:56,416 --> 01:06:56,958 Traffic 1363 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:57,583 U 1364 01:06:57,625 --> 01:06:58,250 U2 1365 01:06:58,291 --> 01:06:58,791 V 1366 01:06:58,875 --> 01:06:59,583 Van Halen 1367 01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:00,375 W 1368 01:07:00,416 --> 01:07:01,041 The Who 1369 01:07:01,083 --> 01:07:01,750 X 1370 01:07:01,791 --> 01:07:02,500 X-Sinner 1371 01:07:02,541 --> 01:07:03,166 Y 1372 01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:03,833 Yes 1373 01:07:03,875 --> 01:07:04,958 Z 1374 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,625 ZZ Top 1375 01:07:09,708 --> 01:07:11,166 哇塞 1376 01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:12,291 F 是什麼 1377 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:13,833 五月天啊 1378 01:07:13,875 --> 01:07:14,958 Five moon sky 1379 01:07:15,958 --> 01:07:18,000 那你們可以完整唱一首歌嗎 1380 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:20,666 漂亮 1381 01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:22,791 一首都不會 1382 01:07:28,333 --> 01:07:34,000 走了一步 眼淚掉下來 1383 01:07:34,166 --> 01:07:38,583 再會吧 我的心上人 1384 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:39,708 好了 1385 01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:41,291 很吵 1386 01:07:42,666 --> 01:07:43,541 很吵 1387 01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:47,041 他們唱真的很難聽 1388 01:07:48,375 --> 01:07:50,916 我比較想聽你唱歌 可以嗎 1389 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,083 對嘛… 你唱嘛 1390 01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:53,083 聽你唱啊 1391 01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:55,500 唱一下 你剛都會笑了 1392 01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:04,625 好像初次的舞台 1393 01:08:04,708 --> 01:08:08,541 聽到第一聲喝采 1394 01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:15,916 我的眼淚忍不住掉下來 1395 01:08:16,833 --> 01:08:21,208 經過多少失敗 1396 01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:25,083 經過多少等待 1397 01:08:25,708 --> 01:08:31,916 告訴自己要忍耐 1398 01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:37,375 掌聲響起來 1399 01:08:37,416 --> 01:08:41,958 我心更明白 1400 01:08:42,625 --> 01:08:44,000 你… 1401 01:08:47,958 --> 01:08:49,375 對不起 1402 01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:53,708 我選錯歌了 1403 01:08:55,541 --> 01:08:58,000 這一首歌是我爸… 1404 01:08:58,041 --> 01:09:00,208 趕我出來的時候 1405 01:09:00,291 --> 01:09:02,166 我唱的歌 1406 01:09:02,541 --> 01:09:05,208 對不起 破壞你們的氣氛 1407 01:09:05,958 --> 01:09:07,708 沒事的… 1408 01:09:07,875 --> 01:09:09,375 你的歌聲很好聽啊 1409 01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:11,375 比他們兩個還好 真的 1410 01:09:11,750 --> 01:09:12,625 謝謝 1411 01:09:19,625 --> 01:09:22,208 我突然尿急 想去上一下廁所 1412 01:09:22,916 --> 01:09:24,541 想要我跟你去嗎 1413 01:09:25,625 --> 01:09:26,666 不用了 1414 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:28,083 你幫我把他們兩個顧好 就好了 1415 01:09:28,125 --> 01:09:28,625 好不好 1416 01:09:28,708 --> 01:09:30,916 你最大的任務就是看好他們 1417 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:31,791 乖 1418 01:09:33,708 --> 01:09:34,916 好的 1419 01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:05,791 我跟你們講 1420 01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:08,291 我那時候第一次看到星星那麼漂亮 1421 01:10:08,333 --> 01:10:10,708 因為那是平視的 不用抬頭 1422 01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:12,166 真的很漂亮 1423 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:15,083 而且那個流星多到怎麼樣 你知道嗎 1424 01:10:15,125 --> 01:10:17,125 可以取消願望耶 1425 01:10:17,166 --> 01:10:18,708 你知道那個流星這樣一個過去 有沒有 1426 01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:19,791 啊 不好意思 1427 01:10:19,833 --> 01:10:21,416 我可以再重新再許願嗎 1428 01:10:21,625 --> 01:10:22,458 真的啦 1429 01:10:22,541 --> 01:10:23,916 那個 喔 很漂亮 那… 1430 01:10:24,250 --> 01:10:26,416 什麼樣啦你 到底… 1431 01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:27,625 都瑪斯… 1432 01:10:27,666 --> 01:10:28,458 喔 你不要再講了啦 1433 01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:29,583 你嘴巴那麼多咧 1434 01:10:29,791 --> 01:10:31,083 我跟你講喔 1435 01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:32,291 今天逆風 1436 01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,916 動物聞不到我們的味道 1437 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,375 今天很適合打獵喔 1438 01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:36,750 真的耶 可以喔 1439 01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:37,708 對不對… 1440 01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:39,083 準備一下… 1441 01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:43,666 你們兩個大男人 都沒有考慮過女生的安危嗎 1442 01:10:44,833 --> 01:10:46,333 好了 你安心啦 1443 01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:47,583 這裡有火堆啦 1444 01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:49,583 動物…不會靠近啦 1445 01:10:50,708 --> 01:10:51,708 而且你有喉結 1446 01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:52,583 講話那麼大聲 1447 01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:54,416 所有的動物都被你嚇跑了啦 1448 01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:56,000 對嘛…你大吼一聲 1449 01:10:56,041 --> 01:10:57,083 動物就不會來啦 1450 01:10:58,083 --> 01:10:59,666 你們給我滾… 1451 01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:01,875 好了… 1452 01:11:01,916 --> 01:11:03,791 走開啦 你們兩個 1453 01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:06,041 我保護你 1454 01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:24,166 都瑪斯… 1455 01:11:24,291 --> 01:11:25,916 怎麼樣…在哪裡… 1456 01:11:25,958 --> 01:11:27,208 來…你來看… 1457 01:11:27,458 --> 01:11:28,666 你看這個… 1458 01:11:28,791 --> 01:11:29,666 這個… 1459 01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:32,250 這個… 1460 01:11:33,291 --> 01:11:35,333 是不是你爸爸刻的字啊 1461 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:37,500 看起來 1462 01:11:37,541 --> 01:11:39,708 很像是你爸爸留給你的話喔 1463 01:11:55,916 --> 01:11:57,916 你今天搶槍的時候… 1464 01:11:58,291 --> 01:11:59,541 很帥 1465 01:12:00,583 --> 01:12:01,791 有嗎 1466 01:12:02,166 --> 01:12:03,833 腦中一片空白的 1467 01:12:03,875 --> 01:12:05,416 不知道我在幹嘛 1468 01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:07,458 好像被雷打過一樣 1469 01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:08,666 轟轟的 1470 01:12:12,791 --> 01:12:14,375 所以你的工作是… 1471 01:12:14,541 --> 01:12:15,708 巡山員 1472 01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:17,833 巡山員 1473 01:12:18,416 --> 01:12:21,375 就是每天都要在山裡面跑來跑去嗎 1474 01:12:21,958 --> 01:12:22,958 嗯 1475 01:12:30,291 --> 01:12:32,000 你有沒有敷過面膜 1476 01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:33,500 沒有 1477 01:12:34,125 --> 01:12:36,000 你的五官很精緻 1478 01:12:36,083 --> 01:12:38,916 去一下角質 敷一片面膜 1479 01:12:38,958 --> 01:12:40,333 應該會更漂亮 1480 01:12:40,958 --> 01:12:41,875 不需要啦 1481 01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:43,125 在山裡面跑來跑去 1482 01:12:43,166 --> 01:12:44,625 不需要敷面膜 1483 01:12:45,208 --> 01:12:47,708 我幫你化一點妝 1484 01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:50,458 不要 1485 01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,166 我聽老人家說喔 1486 01:13:08,208 --> 01:13:10,333 這裡是你爸爸以前的獵場 1487 01:13:10,375 --> 01:13:12,583 你爸爸就是在這裡遇到熊的 1488 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:14,791 以前都沒有… 1489 01:13:14,833 --> 01:13:16,416 都沒有發現這個… 1490 01:13:20,291 --> 01:13:21,583 你爸爸… 1491 01:13:22,541 --> 01:13:24,333 真的很愛你喔 1492 01:13:47,458 --> 01:13:48,375 抿一下 1493 01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:07,666 我知道你很懷念你爸爸啦 1494 01:14:08,791 --> 01:14:11,083 你爸爸真的是個英雄 1495 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,041 可是你知道嗎 1496 01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:19,416 你爸爸一定希望你繼續好好活著 1497 01:14:19,458 --> 01:14:21,041 你知道為什麼嗎 1498 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:25,833 因為他希望你也可以當一個真正的英雄 1499 01:14:27,916 --> 01:14:29,375 謝謝你啦 兄弟 1500 01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:31,458 神經病 謝什麼 1501 01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:39,208 走… 1502 01:14:41,708 --> 01:14:43,083 小心… 1503 01:14:43,291 --> 01:14:44,708 他們都睡了 1504 01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:21,708 不好意思 1505 01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:22,875 把你吵醒了 1506 01:15:23,625 --> 01:15:25,958 趕快睡 明天還要趕路 1507 01:15:28,541 --> 01:15:29,291 欸 1508 01:15:31,041 --> 01:15:31,958 怎樣 1509 01:15:37,916 --> 01:15:39,333 趕快睡啦 1510 01:15:39,625 --> 01:15:40,583 很累耶 1511 01:15:40,625 --> 01:15:42,166 明天還要走很久喔 1512 01:15:44,625 --> 01:15:45,416 欸 1513 01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:49,000 怎樣啦 1514 01:15:50,208 --> 01:15:51,625 你心情不好喔 1515 01:15:52,541 --> 01:15:53,416 好 你說 1516 01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:54,583 你說我聽 1517 01:16:00,416 --> 01:16:01,875 豬耶 1518 01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:05,833 什麼豬 1519 01:16:07,166 --> 01:16:09,208 豬最愛你啦 豬 1520 01:16:39,666 --> 01:16:41,125 你在畫什麼 1521 01:16:42,125 --> 01:16:43,291 畫我爸爸啊 1522 01:16:48,541 --> 01:16:49,958 你爸爸怎麼了 1523 01:16:52,750 --> 01:16:55,000 我爸爸山上打獵的時候 1524 01:16:55,958 --> 01:16:57,916 被黑熊咬死了 1525 01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:01,083 對不起 1526 01:17:06,625 --> 01:17:08,083 我跟你說 1527 01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:10,125 其實我跟我爸很合 1528 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,500 我跟我爸很不合 1529 01:17:15,166 --> 01:17:16,583 我很想我爸爸 1530 01:17:16,625 --> 01:17:18,250 其實我也很… 1531 01:17:21,833 --> 01:17:23,916 我也很想念我爸爸 1532 01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:26,375 想就想 1533 01:17:26,875 --> 01:17:28,458 為什麼要其實呢 1534 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:32,083 從小到大 1535 01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:35,625 我不管做什麼 我爸爸都反對 1536 01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:38,958 從小到大 不管我做什麼 1537 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,416 我爸爸都贊成 1538 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:42,958 尤其是我從事藝術工作 1539 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,750 我爸爸特別反對 1540 01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:47,625 尤其是我從事調皮搗蛋的工作 1541 01:17:47,708 --> 01:17:49,375 我爸都特別贊成 1542 01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:51,333 我是跟你講真的 1543 01:17:51,416 --> 01:17:53,375 我也跟你講真的啊 1544 01:17:56,041 --> 01:17:58,500 我很在乎我爸對我的看法 1545 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:01,833 我從來都不用在乎 我爸對我的看法 1546 01:18:01,958 --> 01:18:03,666 那你確定你爸爸愛你嗎 1547 01:18:03,708 --> 01:18:06,666 我確定我爸愛我 非常愛 1548 01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:07,625 都瑪斯 1549 01:19:08,458 --> 01:19:09,875 我知道你上山來 1550 01:19:09,916 --> 01:19:12,041 是在找你的殺父兇手 1551 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:16,625 我現在就坐在你身邊 1552 01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:19,916 你身邊就有一把槍 1553 01:19:21,208 --> 01:19:23,083 你隨時可以殺了我 1554 01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:26,583 我不會逃跑 1555 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,916 真的很抱歉 1556 01:19:34,291 --> 01:19:36,875 但我希望你不要再難過 1557 01:19:39,666 --> 01:19:41,000 你知道嗎 1558 01:19:41,625 --> 01:19:43,708 我的堂哥是孤兒 1559 01:19:44,416 --> 01:19:46,583 我的表哥是孤兒 1560 01:19:46,916 --> 01:19:49,291 我的外甥女是孤兒 1561 01:19:50,375 --> 01:19:53,541 其實我的爸爸也是孤兒 1562 01:19:54,708 --> 01:19:57,916 我身邊所認識的每一頭熊 1563 01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:00,791 都是孤兒 1564 01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:03,500 當然 1565 01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:06,250 連我自己也是孤兒 1566 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:09,291 在我們的世界裡 1567 01:20:09,333 --> 01:20:11,708 孤兒是活不久的 1568 01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:15,208 但是我們都很勇敢 1569 01:20:19,458 --> 01:20:20,666 以後 1570 01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:22,541 有什麼山上的事情 1571 01:20:22,583 --> 01:20:24,041 你不了解的 1572 01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:26,041 可以來問我 1573 01:20:27,458 --> 01:20:29,166 有誰欺負你 1574 01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:31,416 你也可以來告訴我 1575 01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:33,500 我會幫你 1576 01:20:35,833 --> 01:20:37,833 你是我兄弟 1577 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,166 派大星 1578 01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:23,208 要珍惜你爸爸啦 1579 01:21:28,375 --> 01:21:30,416 有爸爸真的很幸福 1580 01:22:06,875 --> 01:22:08,041 小心喔 1581 01:22:08,125 --> 01:22:09,291 走啦 1582 01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:11,791 走旁邊 1583 01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:37,375 欸 1584 01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:40,375 地震耶 1585 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:43,708 真的耶 1586 01:22:45,958 --> 01:22:47,333 有機會喔 1587 01:22:49,375 --> 01:22:50,250 對 1588 01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:51,333 對耶 1589 01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:53,000 石頭可能震開了耶 1590 01:22:53,666 --> 01:22:55,166 那我們再回去看一下 好不好 1591 01:22:55,791 --> 01:22:57,083 心嵐 好不好… 1592 01:22:57,125 --> 01:22:59,000 唉 有必要嗎 1593 01:23:00,208 --> 01:23:01,041 有啦 1594 01:23:01,083 --> 01:23:03,750 它可能就…就震開了啊 1595 01:23:05,666 --> 01:23:07,625 哎唷 你不要問我 我不知道啦 1596 01:23:08,583 --> 01:23:09,833 拜託啦 1597 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:13,083 我不想要當一個不懂人情事故的人 1598 01:23:15,208 --> 01:23:16,833 那…你覺得呢 1599 01:23:17,916 --> 01:23:19,416 要不然我們兩個上去就好了啦 1600 01:23:19,458 --> 01:23:20,166 你說我跟你 1601 01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:21,000 嗯 1602 01:23:21,583 --> 01:23:22,041 不行啦 1603 01:23:22,125 --> 01:23:24,000 怎麼可能留兩個弱的人在這邊 1604 01:23:28,458 --> 01:23:30,833 你…和我…去 1605 01:23:31,458 --> 01:23:32,416 不要 1606 01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:35,375 待會戰術就是 1607 01:23:35,416 --> 01:23:36,541 我會放煙 1608 01:23:36,583 --> 01:23:38,458 如果你看到一道煙的話 有沒有 1609 01:23:38,750 --> 01:23:40,291 有機會 1610 01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:41,750 喔 好… 1611 01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:42,583 你就趕快上來 1612 01:23:42,625 --> 01:23:43,791 我跟你講 1613 01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:46,875 他們兩個 1614 01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:50,500 感情修理中 1615 01:23:50,666 --> 01:23:51,958 但是呢 1616 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,958 兩道煙的話 1617 01:23:54,041 --> 01:23:55,583 遊戲結束 1618 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:57,833 你有看過電燈泡那麼大顆的 1619 01:23:59,958 --> 01:24:02,250 而且你還是日光燈耶 1620 01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:03,833 太亮了 1621 01:24:04,166 --> 01:24:04,958 ﹣好不好　﹣好 1622 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:05,500 這樣可以吧 1623 01:24:05,583 --> 01:24:06,291 可以 1624 01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:07,750 走了啦 日光燈 1625 01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:08,625 你在看什麼 1626 01:24:12,083 --> 01:24:13,208 有那麼弱嗎 1627 01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:14,750 ﹣欸 你們…走慢一點　﹣好… 1628 01:24:14,791 --> 01:24:16,291 可是快點回來耶 1629 01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:17,958 你要不要順便買個東西好了 1630 01:24:28,791 --> 01:24:29,916 快點… 1631 01:24:31,208 --> 01:24:33,000 可能有機會喔 1632 01:24:34,125 --> 01:24:35,958 快點啦 日光燈 1633 01:24:38,958 --> 01:24:40,166 在哪裡… 1634 01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:44,083 陳萬德 1635 01:24:46,666 --> 01:24:47,541 坐 1636 01:24:56,208 --> 01:24:58,375 有沒有覺得我哪裡不一樣 1637 01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:03,125 不一樣喔 1638 01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:07,166 有啊 你看起比較開心了耶 1639 01:25:12,458 --> 01:25:14,333 請你看仔細一點 1640 01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:23,458 都一樣啊 很漂亮啊 1641 01:25:23,791 --> 01:25:25,541 眼睛有點黑黑的啦 1642 01:25:26,083 --> 01:25:27,208 很漂亮啦 1643 01:25:43,625 --> 01:25:44,500 欸 1644 01:25:45,416 --> 01:25:45,958 欸 1645 01:25:46,166 --> 01:25:46,875 幹嘛啦 1646 01:25:53,375 --> 01:25:54,666 你們是誰 1647 01:25:58,750 --> 01:26:00,000 你們在找什麼 1648 01:26:01,583 --> 01:26:02,666 找木頭 1649 01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:11,916 不… 1650 01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:14,375 大哥…你誤會了… 1651 01:26:14,458 --> 01:26:15,750 我跟你說喔 1652 01:26:15,791 --> 01:26:16,708 其實呢 1653 01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:19,250 我們是要來這裡開演唱會的喔 1654 01:26:19,291 --> 01:26:19,833 這一位呢 1655 01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:23,125 就是我們亞太地區的音樂首席 1656 01:26:23,166 --> 01:26:25,333 海星星啊 1657 01:26:28,291 --> 01:26:30,208 而且呢 我們演唱會呢 1658 01:26:30,416 --> 01:26:31,666 有一些前製作業 1659 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:33,208 我們要先set一下 1660 01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,250 你們先在那邊候著喔 好不好 1661 01:26:35,291 --> 01:26:36,625 嗯 不要生氣喔 1662 01:26:36,833 --> 01:26:38,500 來 海星星 1663 01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:40,666 試個音 1664 01:26:41,625 --> 01:26:44,416 費加洛… 1665 01:26:45,458 --> 01:26:47,666 費加洛… 1666 01:26:49,666 --> 01:26:50,916 嗯 好棒… 1667 01:26:50,958 --> 01:26:52,500 太美了 1668 01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:54,083 完美… 1669 01:26:54,875 --> 01:26:56,125 再給我一些什麼… 1670 01:26:56,625 --> 01:26:58,041 多一點… 1671 01:26:58,083 --> 01:27:00,083 擺動你的肉體 來吧 1672 01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:03,250 好哇 1673 01:27:06,708 --> 01:27:07,875 對… 1674 01:27:08,083 --> 01:27:09,166 對… 1675 01:27:09,291 --> 01:27:10,833 好啦…夠了… 1676 01:27:10,875 --> 01:27:12,875 不要給觀眾看那麼多啊 1677 01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:14,875 大哥啊 有沒有 1678 01:27:14,916 --> 01:27:16,833 是不是非常的精彩啊 1679 01:27:16,875 --> 01:27:17,625 兩個月後 1680 01:27:17,666 --> 01:27:20,083 我們就要開放網路訂票囉 1681 01:27:20,125 --> 01:27:21,916 他在海外的演唱會啊 1682 01:27:21,958 --> 01:27:23,375 真的非常之快 1683 01:27:23,416 --> 01:27:24,958 Second kill 1684 01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:26,708 秒殺 1685 01:27:27,125 --> 01:27:28,000 那你回去呢 1686 01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:30,041 要學習玩網路了 好不好 1687 01:27:30,083 --> 01:27:30,833 好的 1688 01:27:31,166 --> 01:27:32,208 海星星 1689 01:27:32,333 --> 01:27:34,291 你覺得我們這個舞台效果 1690 01:27:34,333 --> 01:27:35,791 還要再增加什麼 1691 01:27:35,833 --> 01:27:36,541 對 1692 01:27:36,791 --> 01:27:38,375 是不是要乾冰 1693 01:27:38,416 --> 01:27:40,666 是不是要有煙才會有感覺 1694 01:27:40,708 --> 01:27:42,708 來個感覺啊 你知道的 1695 01:27:43,375 --> 01:27:46,041 這個位置可能是非常的適合喔 1696 01:27:46,083 --> 01:27:47,791 來 我們來燒一下喔 1697 01:27:48,208 --> 01:27:49,416 舞台效果 1698 01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:52,166 乾冰是一定要有的 1699 01:27:53,291 --> 01:27:55,375 可是一邊好像又太弱了喔 1700 01:27:56,875 --> 01:27:58,375 同學 要不要幫個忙 1701 01:27:58,416 --> 01:27:59,750 你們幫我生個柴火 1702 01:27:59,791 --> 01:28:00,833 你們生得漂亮 1703 01:28:01,125 --> 01:28:02,250 演唱會所有的票 1704 01:28:02,291 --> 01:28:03,500 我都會送你們 1705 01:28:03,541 --> 01:28:04,791 張惠妹 送 1706 01:28:04,833 --> 01:28:06,125 蔡依林也送 1707 01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:07,875 老蕭我也送 1708 01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:10,250 通通都送給你們好不好 1709 01:28:10,333 --> 01:28:12,166 哎呀 趕快… 1710 01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:18,541 來了…乾冰… 1711 01:28:24,583 --> 01:28:25,291 有… 1712 01:28:32,458 --> 01:28:33,541 沒有了 1713 01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:42,041 哇 太美了…哇塞 1714 01:28:42,458 --> 01:28:43,791 海星星 趕快… 1715 01:28:43,833 --> 01:28:46,750 我們還有三十幾場簽唱會要做 1716 01:28:47,083 --> 01:28:49,500 你當是模特兒走台步喔 1717 01:28:50,333 --> 01:28:51,833 快一點啦 1718 01:28:55,875 --> 01:28:56,875 快點啦 1719 01:28:57,208 --> 01:28:58,583 在幹什麼你 1720 01:29:01,708 --> 01:29:02,541 快點…快點 1721 01:29:02,583 --> 01:29:03,625 快一點… 1722 01:29:04,291 --> 01:29:05,333 快一點 1723 01:29:13,541 --> 01:29:14,458 陳萬德 1724 01:29:15,458 --> 01:29:16,458 陳萬德 1725 01:29:21,333 --> 01:29:23,208 ﹣幹嘛啦　﹣我的天哪 1726 01:29:24,625 --> 01:29:25,666 嚇死我也怕了 1727 01:29:25,708 --> 01:29:27,000 他們來了 1728 01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:28,416 誰們兒 1729 01:29:30,375 --> 01:29:32,375 他們一看就知道是壞人耶 1730 01:29:32,416 --> 01:29:34,250 還問我說是不是找木頭 1731 01:29:35,583 --> 01:29:36,791 壞人… 1732 01:29:38,625 --> 01:29:40,500 是不是胖胖的 然後… 1733 01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,291 然後有戴眼鏡 對不對 1734 01:29:43,666 --> 01:29:45,500 對…就是他們 1735 01:29:45,833 --> 01:29:47,416 啊 完蛋了… 1736 01:29:47,791 --> 01:29:48,708 山老鼠啦 1737 01:29:49,375 --> 01:29:51,083 最大隻的山老鼠就是他啦 1738 01:29:51,125 --> 01:29:52,166 是他們喔 1739 01:29:52,375 --> 01:29:53,125 完蛋了 1740 01:29:54,875 --> 01:29:57,333 那…我們的獵寮 他們會不會知道啊 1741 01:29:58,208 --> 01:29:59,791 不知道他們知不知道耶 1742 01:30:00,750 --> 01:30:01,791 不然這樣啦 1743 01:30:02,208 --> 01:30:03,916 我…們走另外一條路 1744 01:30:04,291 --> 01:30:05,500 有另外一條路嗎 1745 01:30:05,541 --> 01:30:06,916 有啦 我們以前一起走過的 1746 01:30:06,958 --> 01:30:08,000 你都忘記了 1747 01:30:09,958 --> 01:30:11,000 真的假的 1748 01:30:11,041 --> 01:30:13,125 不管…我們先走 好不好 1749 01:30:13,166 --> 01:30:14,083 東西先收一收 1750 01:30:14,125 --> 01:30:15,791 我們先走 走了你就想起來了 1751 01:30:15,833 --> 01:30:16,916 ﹣快點…　﹣先走… 1752 01:30:17,291 --> 01:30:17,916 對… 1753 01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:22,708 小心啦 1754 01:30:26,375 --> 01:30:27,250 這邊 1755 01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:47,416 走了 1756 01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:42,916 有人 快… 1757 01:31:46,916 --> 01:31:47,750 噓 1758 01:31:48,458 --> 01:31:49,583 不要講話 1759 01:32:06,708 --> 01:32:07,416 心嵐 1760 01:32:23,916 --> 01:32:25,250 你們是誰 1761 01:32:27,916 --> 01:32:29,458 你們是不是要找一個 1762 01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:31,500 長得像原住民的男子 1763 01:32:31,541 --> 01:32:33,500 還有一個穿漂亮衣服的女子 1764 01:32:36,291 --> 01:32:37,250 那邊 1765 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:42,250 他們剛剛往那一邊走 1766 01:32:43,083 --> 01:32:44,708 而且前面好像有叉路 1767 01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:46,625 所以你們可能錯過了 1768 01:33:14,958 --> 01:33:16,583 你是誰 1769 01:33:25,291 --> 01:33:27,708 農委會林務局東勢林區管理處 1770 01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:29,708 大雪山工作站 1771 01:33:29,750 --> 01:33:33,208 約僱森林護管員 張心嵐 1772 01:33:57,833 --> 01:33:58,708 走掉了 1773 01:33:59,416 --> 01:34:00,208 走掉了… 1774 01:34:03,625 --> 01:34:04,666 心嵐 1775 01:34:05,583 --> 01:34:06,875 對不起啦 1776 01:34:08,333 --> 01:34:09,250 對不起啦 1777 01:34:19,333 --> 01:34:20,416 對不起啦 1778 01:34:24,958 --> 01:34:26,375 對不起啦 1779 01:34:55,583 --> 01:34:57,000 陳萬德 1780 01:34:57,375 --> 01:34:59,125 起霧了耶 1781 01:34:59,166 --> 01:35:01,333 我們是不是迷路了 1782 01:35:13,500 --> 01:35:14,875 陳萬德 1783 01:35:15,375 --> 01:35:17,291 我不應該陪你上山 1784 01:35:20,583 --> 01:35:22,708 我不應該讓你上山的 1785 01:35:27,291 --> 01:35:28,666 或許 1786 01:35:29,583 --> 01:35:31,583 這就是命中註定 1787 01:35:32,291 --> 01:35:34,625 要我死在山裡面吧 1788 01:35:35,791 --> 01:35:36,833 也好 1789 01:35:38,625 --> 01:35:41,416 反正這本來就是我上山的目的 1790 01:35:44,125 --> 01:35:45,375 陳萬德 1791 01:35:45,875 --> 01:35:48,458 你真的不應該假裝我爸爸刻字騙我 1792 01:35:49,791 --> 01:35:51,958 我沒有你想得那麼脆弱 1793 01:35:55,375 --> 01:35:56,458 派大星 1794 01:35:57,625 --> 01:36:00,250 你要留一些話給你爸嗎 1795 01:36:00,958 --> 01:36:03,000 我這邊有筆記本 1796 01:36:04,208 --> 01:36:05,958 我真的不知道 1797 01:36:06,416 --> 01:36:08,250 要跟他說什麼 1798 01:36:13,750 --> 01:36:14,541 爸 1799 01:36:15,916 --> 01:36:17,500 我很想你 1800 01:36:21,625 --> 01:36:22,583 斑比 1801 01:36:25,166 --> 01:36:27,083 我以後不能照顧你了 1802 01:36:28,625 --> 01:36:30,708 你回到你的森林裡吧 1803 01:36:32,958 --> 01:36:33,791 去吧 1804 01:37:40,708 --> 01:37:41,791 黑妞耶 1805 01:37:43,125 --> 01:37:44,083 黑妞 1806 01:37:46,500 --> 01:37:48,125 這裡部落後面啊 1807 01:37:49,333 --> 01:37:50,250 快點…我們到了 1808 01:37:50,291 --> 01:37:51,250 我們到了啦 1809 01:37:51,375 --> 01:37:52,125 是嗎 1810 01:37:52,166 --> 01:37:53,250 親愛的… 1811 01:37:53,291 --> 01:37:54,791 我們到了…快點 1812 01:37:54,833 --> 01:37:55,625 黑妞耶 1813 01:37:55,666 --> 01:37:56,625 都瑪斯 1814 01:37:56,916 --> 01:37:57,875 陳萬德 1815 01:37:58,583 --> 01:37:59,375 叔叔喔 1816 01:38:00,166 --> 01:38:00,875 快點… 1817 01:38:00,916 --> 01:38:02,666 真的耶 你看 1818 01:38:02,916 --> 01:38:03,666 走吧 1819 01:38:05,666 --> 01:38:06,583 黑妞 1820 01:38:08,875 --> 01:38:10,916 黑妞 過來啊 1821 01:38:14,125 --> 01:38:17,083 ﹣黑妞 你真的厲害耶 有聞到我的… ﹣都瑪斯 1822 01:38:17,625 --> 01:38:19,833 你不要每天在家裡都不工作 1823 01:38:19,875 --> 01:38:22,208 你不會來幫我一下 拔水果啊 1824 01:38:22,250 --> 01:38:24,583 哎呀 我有呼吸就好了 1825 01:38:25,666 --> 01:38:27,125 懶惰蟲 懶惰蟲 1826 01:38:27,166 --> 01:38:27,750 ﹣走啦…　﹣還有你 1827 01:38:27,791 --> 01:38:28,666 陳萬德 1828 01:38:28,958 --> 01:38:30,708 你是來偷我的水果 是不是啊 1829 01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:32,541 亂講話 你不要亂講話 1830 01:38:34,625 --> 01:38:35,625 巡山員 1831 01:38:36,375 --> 01:38:38,291 你是來保護我們的山喔 1832 01:38:38,500 --> 01:38:39,458 叔叔 她是我女朋友 1833 01:38:39,500 --> 01:38:40,125 你不要亂來 1834 01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:41,458 謝謝… 1835 01:38:47,208 --> 01:38:49,625 現在年輕人都亂穿衣服 這個 1836 01:38:51,041 --> 01:38:53,291 亂七八糟耶 真的是… 1837 01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:52,750 就是那個我們在山上的時候 1838 01:39:54,375 --> 01:39:56,666 你聽得懂原住民話 對不對 1839 01:39:58,916 --> 01:39:59,583 嗯 1840 01:40:09,291 --> 01:40:10,125 陳萬德 1841 01:40:11,291 --> 01:40:12,750 我知道你的想法 1842 01:40:13,166 --> 01:40:14,416 我很謝謝你 1843 01:40:14,875 --> 01:40:16,166 但是我… 1844 01:40:29,625 --> 01:40:31,166 都是我的錯啦 1845 01:40:36,250 --> 01:40:37,791 我再傻瓜 1846 01:40:39,541 --> 01:40:41,625 也沒有辦法騙我自己 1847 01:40:46,958 --> 01:40:49,041 我們落差太大了 1848 01:40:51,458 --> 01:40:52,583 我根本就沒有… 1849 01:40:54,166 --> 01:40:56,291 沒有理由把你留下來啊 1850 01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:01,500 你好勇敢喔 1851 01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:08,458 不是我勇敢 1852 01:41:08,875 --> 01:41:11,000 我只是幫你把不敢講的話 講出來而已 1853 01:41:11,041 --> 01:41:12,583 我看你憋著很難過 1854 01:41:14,916 --> 01:41:16,875 因為我很愛你 1855 01:41:47,416 --> 01:41:51,625 陳萬德 地震… 1856 01:41:57,125 --> 01:42:00,916 媽 沒事啦 又沒有怎麼樣 1857 01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:02,666 你很煩耶 1858 01:42:10,125 --> 01:42:10,833 還好嗎 1859 01:42:11,583 --> 01:42:14,166 沒事啦 小地震而已 叫成這樣 1860 01:42:14,208 --> 01:42:15,416 嚇我一跳 1861 01:42:15,958 --> 01:42:17,208 你要不要去山上看一下 1862 01:42:17,291 --> 01:42:19,208 看那石頭有沒有被震開 1863 01:42:20,958 --> 01:42:22,250 不用啦 1864 01:42:22,666 --> 01:42:23,166 我跟你講 1865 01:42:23,208 --> 01:42:25,250 我不會再替那些壞人做事情了啦 1866 01:42:26,375 --> 01:42:27,500 我如果再幫他們喔 1867 01:42:27,541 --> 01:42:28,250 我… 1868 01:42:28,791 --> 01:42:30,083 我就永遠 1869 01:42:30,583 --> 01:42:31,833 永遠 永遠 1870 01:42:32,666 --> 01:42:34,375 因為很重要 所以講三次 1871 01:42:37,041 --> 01:42:38,541 你就永遠不要理我 1872 01:42:43,750 --> 01:42:44,666 好 1873 01:42:45,750 --> 01:42:46,791 那我先走了 1874 01:44:00,166 --> 01:44:02,250 我們是不是如果真的做了 1875 01:44:04,458 --> 01:44:05,958 就分手了 1876 01:45:04,458 --> 01:45:07,625 白癡 神經病 1877 01:45:18,375 --> 01:45:19,833 好漂亮的花喔 1878 01:45:21,375 --> 01:45:23,000 這是什麼花啊 1879 01:45:24,625 --> 01:45:27,583 就是…一朵…花… 1880 01:45:36,958 --> 01:45:37,625 左 1881 01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:38,666 左 1882 01:45:39,250 --> 01:45:40,041 右 1883 01:45:40,375 --> 01:45:41,041 左 1884 01:45:41,458 --> 01:45:41,916 右 1885 01:45:41,958 --> 01:45:42,500 掰掰 1886 01:45:42,541 --> 01:45:43,208 ﹣老師掰掰　﹣右 很好 1887 01:45:43,416 --> 01:45:44,833 ﹣掰掰　﹣老師再見 1888 01:46:26,250 --> 01:46:27,458 黑妞 103295

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