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Last week on Go-Go for the Gold, you're 12 of the top Go-Go dancers in the

country. This is the biggest Go-Go shift of your life. And the customers you have

to impress are the Go-Go gods.

You're going to have one song to show them why you're special and why you

should continue on in the competition to become America's number one champion Go

-Go superstar star.

Congratulations, Sam.

You know, I was legitimately shocked.

It was just a shock that he won.

Beef, burrito, hollow, gamma, zaddy. Don't go-go.

Just go.

Don't go-go.

Don't go-go.

Don't go-go.

All right.

Hey, top eight, baby.

It's another day in the office, you know.

It's working nine to five.

Well, we better all bring it for today.

Yeah, I mean, I definitely feel like I'm in the hot seat.

The group definitely feels like I might not have deserved to stay.

It's going to happen in this challenge. Yeah, we're good from that. Right. It

was intense last week.

A lot of stomping around.

Greetings,

Go-Go's.

Are you all ready for today's challenge?

That elimination was tough.

A lot of talented people went home.

Now, Ken, you are the winner.

Ken, that came out of nowhere because he didn't do anything special besides

become a noodle.

No chance.

My sister, Ken.

But did think that I did a fun walkover in for an stiletto, so I was definitely

serving. Are you feeling superior?

Right now, I'm feeling pretty confident.

I'm feeling safe.

Yes. You will not be sent home tonight, but keep it moving.

I like to win go-go for the gold.

That $10,000 is getting closer and closer.

Because I have a younger brother who's autistic, and my parents are older.

And eventually I will have to take care of him. So I want to invest some of that

in a nest egg just for him and making sure that he'll be fine.

Uh-huh.

Now, on the other hand, Max, sweetie, how did you feel? You were almost

eliminated. Oh, yeah, I was. I'm coming back into go-going just for this

competition.

I was taking care of family during COVID.

My dad was really sick.

He actually passed away in January.

He had dementia really bad.

And so from 2019, right before COVID, that's when I was like, I need to move

in and help my mom take care of him.

I'm just going to do really good and I'm going to bring it and rock it.

I'm going to bring it and I'm going to rock it. Okay. I like that.

All right, guys. Well, what I need you to do is get into your go-go bath and

meet me in the challenge arena when all will be revealed for this week's

challenge.

Welcome back to the Challenge Arena, Go-Go's. As a former club promoter, I

know and I know that you guys know that Go-Go boys often have to perform in

weird clubs, strange situations, and sometimes tiny stages.

So in that spirit, today your challenge is going to be dancing as sexy as you

can on this tiny little box.

It was tiny.

I wore these clunky-ass shoes.

Boxes so small. Keep it sexy all the while, not falling off or looking crazy.

I am going to be the first one who's going to fall and break my back on this

box. On that little box.

Now we know that Go Going is about performing

for your audience.

And today you will have a new audience who will be your tipping audience.

Send in the tipping audience.

Fucking gag.

Beef burrito.

The beef is back, bitches.

Palo Batista.

Yes, sir.

Daddy. Face crack.

Y'all thought I was gone, but girl, daddy is back again.

And gamma.

You ready?

All looking damn good. We might have to reconsider those eliminations looking at

these motherfuckers right now.

Here to represent the pup community this time.

Your eliminated brethren from last week are going to be your tipping audience.

Now, here's the deal. These guys are each going to have $1,000 in tiny

little go-go bucks that they can tip their favorite with.

But, honey, they're also going to have tiny little shady bucks.

That means if they tip you with a shady buck, Honey, they can take away from

your tip total.

Their body movements forgive me a lot of theft and a lot of revenges on our

minds. The winner of the challenge will be the go-go with the most tips.

Now, you'll be performing for your eliminated brethren, but the go-go gods

will, of course, be here watching because they'll be making the decision

of who...

We'll be go-going home. You know, Johnny keeps bringing up y'all falling off this

box, and all I'm saying is if y'all fall off this box, you better fall real

eloquently. You better make that shit look sexy, okay?

I think it's true.

Boys, if you do fall off the box, I better look into your eyes and think

that you meant to do that shit. I want to feel jealous of the box.

Okay, so basically, fuck the box and stare at the judges.

This is how it started.

First up, we have Eddie Danger.

My name's Eddie Danger, baby, for a reason. And I'm looking at this box, and

I'm thinking, you know, what the hell am I going to get my big-ass boots on

you're doing?

I think to myself, hey, let's try a contortion act.

What am I going to do?

Just pretend that you're back home at town in Washington, D.C., carrying on

with all the audience, and you just do that and stay in your lane.

Go in, try your hardest, do your best,

and get it done.

Randy Boo.

I didn't feel any fear because why should I?

Dance on this tiny box with all that bullshit you've got hanging off of you.

I kind of felt like he was kind of hiding behind his...

Dangly.

To be honest, I black out.

I like the music technical.

Randy's outfit isn't really selling it to me, nor his moves.

What do you say about this box?

They put us on this box.

One foot by one foot and wanted us to dance.

And do tricks and stay on the box.

I wouldn't do all that on the box.

Because, you know, there's a whole bunch of noise too much you can do on a box by

one foot.

My foot is a size 12.

I'm a size 10 and a half, you know.

I'm not a 12.

How am I going to dance in this little old box?

I can't even barely move.

Halfway through, I'm like, am I being boring?

No, but you've got to film this box to show these little dancers that you can

be sexy on a box without getting off the box.

AJ's been very nervous, very trepidatious.

And I don't know, actually, I don't know if I'm seeing trepidation or if I'm

seeing low energy or just the performance was a little off

from what standard I know AJ might be at.

No,

I'm not going to give you 80 bucks.

Because I'm a handsome guy.

Thank you.

I'm a dirty dog, but that was dirty.

I'm the only one in heels, but when I saw that little pink box, not the one on

my body, I was nervous.

Scared I was going to fall and break my ankle or my face. Not the face. It's too

pretty.

I'm watching Brian. I'm loving his outfit.

I know he knows nothing about baseball.

I could not think about being tipped Shady Bucks or Go-Go Bucks.

I'm going to serve in this challenge, so they're going to be giving me all the Go

-Go Bucks.

Bam! The look was a serve.

The moment was a serve, even though she kind of cheated.

This tramp was off the box most of the time and then used our stages that we're

standing on as, you know, Go-Go Dancers to do his flips and his twerk. Well, his

half twerk, because he can't twerk.

I want to go in with the strategy of staying on the bar and just not leaving

the bar.

Don't fall. Please don't fall. Please, you're about to fall. You didn't fall.

Thank you. Ken is definitely my biggest competition.

He was up there, and he was actually giving energy.

So that kind of gave me some energy. I was like, oh, I got to keep up with him.

God,

come get me.

My basement got loaded.

We're not done.

Definitely a little scared this time. Actually, a lot scared.

I'm going to go around the box. I'm going to do a little pinup move.

I'm going to stick my ass.

They brought out the Shady Bucks and the Gogo Dollars. I knew Beef was my friend,

so I was hoping, you know, lean on him for a few Gogo Dollars. But I also knew

that I'm moving on without him, so there might be some Shady Bucks thrown in

there, too.

Steven, he's my best friend and I know what he can do. So, seeing him work like

this, I'm a little bugged.

The bitch is trying.

When I saw that box, bitch.

But to be honest, like, I danced at the Abbey, and those boxes are just as

fucking tiny over there.

I've danced on so many unstable, tiny,

literally like a prick of a needle types of boxes. So this challenge really

wasn't, you know.

Too hard for me.

Did I get any shaver?

He

can

take his leg and go up to here.

Have to show off and be upside down and do all these

things.

At least he's on box more than Brian.

But hey, here we are.

In the end, Rico... Now

I have to go after Rico?

Literally the stretchy, bendiest, most bendiest guy here.

Finger lick, finger lick.

My look is traditional go-go, striptease moment.

Like, here I am, I'm Magic Bike, feel the fantasy.

I actually

try to

give it all, and I think the judges really thought that this time.

I wanted to, like, not fall because I thought that was the challenge. Don't

fall off this box, he said.

I know I'm in the hot seat again.

Good job, Go-Go's. I hope your buckets are bulging with Go-Go dollars and not

with shady bucks.

All right, Go-Go's, you can retire to the dressing room, and let's give a big

thank you to our returning Go-Go's here today.

Thank you, guys. Flip your little asses right out of here.

Thank you, Go-Go's. I'm going to be conferring with the Go-Go gods, and

we're going to find out who's the winner and who's Go-Going home.

Go-Go for the gold!

I think you guys did fantastic though.

This whole routine over here with the heel.

I played baseball when I was little.

It's a big part of my family.

It also meant a lot because I was able to showcase that masculinity and

femininity, which is really part of my brand as a go-go dancer. And also the

fact that I'm manifesting that I'm going to be a baseball boy.

Well, I think that he knocked it out of the park, baby.

No,

you may have heels on, you may have a bat.

Cool, but to save himself, he used his bat and his hat, which he stepped off

the box to swing the bat to hit the hat, which is not the box. That's one foot by

one foot by one foot. I'm going to steal your bat and use it as a pole.

Do you think anybody got the shady dollar bills?

Yes. Did you see them?

Some people had, like, almost no dollars in their hands, so some people got some

shady bucks.

I couldn't see either way because, as you know, if I don't have my glasses on,

I'm basically done.

I always dance without my glasses.

I never wear contacts on the box. Anytime someone sees me out or at a

party or whatever, I am almost never wearing my glasses.

So I have just learned how to dance without.

complete vision.

The glasses off thing has been a challenge this entire time because I

can't even look at the judges and I'm afraid that eventually they're going to

give me a critique that says, you're not looking at us enough.

And I'm going to be like, I can't see you, that's why.

I mean, but I didn't go upside down with one leg in the mirror.

I got a clear shot of that. It's beautiful.

Hello.

I think you might be close to the wind when you did the splits.

You got to use your space.

What little space you have. We've got the whole show going on here. I've

definitely danced on stages like that before.

Not even joking.

Hair Lounge, remember Hair Lounge? They used to have stages like that.

Tiny.

AJ, how do you think you did?

I'm pretty hard on myself because I had a hole like the chin in my head. And

when I got out there, I was like, don't get off the box. Don't get off the box.

Because although they're tipping us, the judges are like the final say. I was a

little boring, but I was also keeping in mind the challenge. And I didn't want to

get red for getting off the box.

AJ needs to be more invested in what's going on in front of him. I'm wondering

if it's a strategy right now. Is he?

doing just enough to get by until, like, we get later on and then all of a sudden

bust it out. I feel like the Bucks will choose who wins and the judges will

choose who stays.

Go-go gods.

The buckets have made it quite clear who the winner is. The overwhelming

winner with 900 go-go bucks and only one J.D. Buck is

Brian. I love Brian. I thought he was creative.

I thought he used his space. I like that he even used the two stages on the side

while staying on his box. So, you know what? Good for him. He killed it. We

also had Ken and Rico. Both did very well with 700 go-go bucks and no shady

bucks.

Berg, what did you think of these two?

I mean, I thought Rico was in it to win it, and he was definitely king of the

box. Living in the middle, we have Matt, Eddie.

Steven, they did pretty well with around 500 go-go bucks each and

just a couple shady bucks.

What did you think of these guys in the middle?

I think they did a great job. Max, he understood the assignment this time

around, his balls.

In his underwear.

He gave us little striptease. I thought everything was great.

Yeah, yeah.

Now, unfortunately, it's very clear also who's in the bottom. With only $200 and

one shady buck, we have Randy, which means his total is just

$100. And then we have AJ, only $200.

What were you thinking about these two, JoJo? I mean, when it comes to AJ, he's

an amazing dancer. His quality of movement is incredible.

He just wasn't giving me the energy this time around.

But when it came to Randy, we know that he's got the energy and he brought it.

But again, that's all he really brought was energy for me.

I didn't see much creativity. I didn't see movement quality, just energy.

He just keeps being forgettable for me.

That's not good in this competition.

I think the Buckets and the Go-Go Gods have spoken. We know who's winning and

know who's going home. Right, Gods?

All right.

Get me those Go-Go's.

Go-Go for the gold.

All right, Go-Go's. You all balanced on a tight.

needed a box this week, and some of you did great, and some of you were a little

wobbly. All right, let's find out to start the good news.

Teddy Bear, can you tell us who the winner of this week's challenge is, who

will have immunity at next week's challenge?

If we were in a club and you did that performance, all the gays and all the

straight girls would have lost their shit and gone wild for you.

You hit a home run tonight, and Bryant...

You're the winner, baby.

I'm so thrilled that I just won the challenge. My first win. It's absolutely

amazing. Congratulations, honey. You've got immunity from elimination next week.

And I'm so relieved, happy that it's over, and really, really happy that I

won. Home base queen.

Yes.

Did that person win?

This next contestant was in it to win it and was boss of the box.

Rico, your book next week.

This next contestant brought it as well. He always does. He's fine.

He can dance.

But I did notice he was a little bit in his head this week. It was a challenge

for him. But you're booked next week, Ken.

Good job.

I came third. I thought that the eliminated guy liked me a little bit

more than that.

Eddie, it was a little shaky, but you're booked for next week.

I do what I do, and I've always done what I've done, you know?

Matt. I'm definitely going home.

You understood the assignment.

Your ball stayed in this time.

You're booked for next week. I got booked.

I did.

Can you believe it?

Steven. All that beef and all that bear on that tiny little box, but you made it

work. You're booked for next week.

All right.

It made me feel like I did my job, and I was really happy with that.

All right, guys. That means the bottom two are... The two people that sit on

the box are the bottom two. And my heart is in my stomach because I'm like, how

am I in the bottom? AJ and Randy.

I'm standing next to Randy.

Let's hear some feedback from our judges.

AJ, we know you can dance.

We know the confidence is there. But, honey, wake up. It's a competition.

What you want?

Like it seems like you're just going through the motions like you're just at

work And we just want to see more energy and that is that that I know you can

bring And Randy you are very fun to look at you are a great dancer

you give us energy But we feel like that's all we're getting from you with

energy. We want to see a little more creativity from you I thought I was

going home last week, but I was really giving hope when he chose me that I'm

trying even if Oh, shit.

Sorry.

Teddy Bear, tell us who is booked for next week.

Contestant who's booked for next week is AJ.

You are booked for next week.

Stop.

Bring more performance next week, or you are go-go-gone, girl.

I think they should have sent AJ back. No, honestly.

Okay, I've got to bring you next week. I've also got to get out of my head.

And just be happy. Just be fun.

We're going to make that work. We're going to see.

Randy, I'm sorry. That means you will not be continuing on next week.

You need to grab your junk, put it in your trunk.

Don't go-go.

Just go.

Thank you.

That's it. But, you know, at the same time, I got to accept it.

It is what it is.

I still have things to work on myself.

I hope it's perfect.

It's not that serious. We're all one being.

The soul that's in me is in all of you. We're all the same. We're one.

That's all.

All right, Go-Go. You're all continuing to Go-Go for the gold.

Now it's time to do what? Shake what your mama gave you. Hit it.

Take your clothes off,

but leave your glasses on. Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on.

I don't need no club queen knocked up on the party stage. That's something you

ought to know.

I don't need no Broadway evil singing shit from a leader. I don't even like

that show.

I need a man to talk dirty to me

in HTML code.

I need a man to sit on my laptop and open my download.