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the pleasure.

Desire the passion.

Capture the romance.

Join us for Playboy Wet and Wild.

Bottoms up!

Thank you.

Problems, pressure, stress.

This overstressed business executive is in hot water with his boss.

But he'll soon find out just how hot the water can get.

Smooth as satin.

Soft as silk.

A tactile delight as pleasing to the eye as to the palate.

Cream and sugar.

Fishing, a rite of spring.

And these two anglers are ready to reel you in.

Hook, line, and sinker.

Sit back and watch the river flow.

There's really no place to go.

So I'll just stay here and dream.

I'm feeling free.

You and me.

This is paradise.

The weather runs.

I follow the sun.

I'll take you.

Splash and flash.

Get ready for a wet and wild fashion show.

Well, I've been to so many places.

I've looked into so many things.

But when I saw you, well, that's when I knew.

Well, yes, exactly.

Well, what to do?

You know I want a girl like you.

Oh, yes, I want a girl like you.

I've seen the green, seen the sky, and all over the world, just find a

girl to put me in the groove, to rock my world.

How will you make me feel like this? Will I do anything

for just one kiss?

you make me wonder what it's all about you take me through the doorway of

desire or take me through the warmth of your fire oh you make

me cry out for more

yes i won't

Here's a bodacious balloon festoon fantasy that's red, white, and beautiful

all over.

Saw you walking just the other day.

Friends say you're looking my way.

I know if you give me a glance, who knows, maybe there's a chance.

Come on, baby, we're in the mood.

I can't forget.

I want to make you my queen.

I'll be the king, you know what I mean.

Oh, you give me such a rush.

Yeah, yeah, you're just too much.

You're really cool, nobody's fool.

Yeah, you know what to do.

Anything you want now, baby.

We'll be right

back.

Get together.

Oh, yeah.

Get together.

Water. Water everywhere.

And not a drop to drink.

But don't worry.

His cup will soon runneth over.

It doesn't take much to smile on your face.

Just a fleeting moment to brighten the place.

She can make everything just sparkle and shine.

When she can come around here, maybe any old attack.

Now she's the kind of girl that's been spending my money.

Oh, looking so good that I don't mind running.

Because you made me a happy man, yeah.

Well, you made me a happy man.

And I know you understand.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I woke up all night, I sleep all day.

I just knew that I just got to sleep.

Oh, give me something that I really need, yeah.

You look like that, you bring me money.

Now, she's the kind of girl that spends my money.

She looks good, but it don't matter.

She makes me a happy man, yeah.

She's the kind of girl that spends my money

Looks good, but it don't matter to me.

You made me a happy man, yeah.

Boy, you made me a happy man.

I know you understand.

She forgot I gotta spend my money.

You don't mind.

Maybe a happy man. Yeah.

Well, you made me a happy man. I know you understand.

Buddies, bodies, and buns.

The right combination for a friendly game of football and fun.

So get ready to punt, pass, and pose.

I'm chasing that dream.

I think you know what I mean.

Beautiful women.

A golden treasure to every man.

Playboy presents its own definition of a golden asset.

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.

These beauties will leave you gasping for air.

I couldn't see.

And baby, now you will see.

Ooh, where the music starts in life.

We'll be right back.

Between heaven and earth is a rooftop, and sometimes a

rooftop can become a young poet's heaven on earth.

Well, that's all for now. So until next time, bottoms up.