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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:11,238 ♪ Love is in the air ♪ 2 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,273 ♪ Everywhere I look around ♪ 3 00:01:16,878 --> 00:01:18,846 ♪ Love is in the air ♪ 4 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:23,116 ♪ Every sight and every sound ♪ 5 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:28,455 ♪ And I don't know if I'm being foolish ♪ 6 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:31,491 ♪ Don't know if I'm being wise ♪ 7 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:34,194 ♪ But it's something that I must believe in ♪ 8 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:35,630 Yo, yo. What do we got? 9 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,431 ♪ And it's there when I look in your eyes ♪ 10 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,133 -Allie M. Allie M. -Yeah, we got one right here. 11 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:42,235 Let me see that. $50 tip? 12 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,772 Whoo! Everyone's in a good mood tonight. 13 00:01:44,806 --> 00:01:46,340 $50! 14 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:47,609 -Have a good one. -Good night. 15 00:01:47,642 --> 00:01:49,877 -♪ Love is in the air... ♪ -Oh, oh. 16 00:01:49,911 --> 00:01:51,378 Ah. 17 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,880 -Let me get you another one. -No, no, no, no, 18 00:01:52,914 --> 00:01:54,348 -we're just trying to eat it real quick. -No, it's fine. 19 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:55,717 -It's... -Everything matters. 20 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:02,757 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 21 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:06,159 ♪ Love is in the air... ♪ 22 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,895 To start the night... 23 00:02:07,929 --> 00:02:09,764 off right. 24 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:12,366 You wouldn't want to join us, would you? 25 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:14,636 Nah, but you guys have fun. Have a great night. 26 00:02:14,669 --> 00:02:15,937 -Appreciate it. Thank you. -Bye. 27 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,471 Make it count. 28 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:18,305 Yo, Owen. 29 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:20,173 It's 4:45, bro. You're killing us. 30 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,375 Yeah, come on, boss. 31 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:22,810 Yeah, you're right. The rush is over. 32 00:02:22,844 --> 00:02:25,513 Ed, Ana, you're up. 33 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,381 -Let's get out of here. -Finally. 34 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:28,916 -Let's go, boys. -Let's fucking go! 35 00:02:28,950 --> 00:02:30,384 Thank you for working tonight. 36 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:32,787 Ah, we're old married fuddy-duddies. 37 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,421 This is your day. 38 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:36,490 You go out there, and you leave it all on the field. 39 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:37,558 He's got a girlfriend. 40 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,894 I know. But it's a long night. 41 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:41,562 Just be careful, yeah? 42 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:42,563 Of course. 43 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:44,464 But try many, many things. 44 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,900 You don't want to wake up staring at a year 45 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,367 of what-could-have-beens. 46 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,404 -Have fun tonight. -Thank you. 47 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,940 Good job today. Thanks for working today, boys. 48 00:02:52,974 --> 00:02:55,677 Lucky bastards. 49 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:56,944 No seas sucio. 50 00:02:56,978 --> 00:02:58,613 -Hey, Will. -Yo. 51 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,515 -Good luck, all right? -You, too, man. 52 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:02,950 We got to get a year's worth in 12 hours. 53 00:03:07,889 --> 00:03:10,424 ♪ You can be amazing, you can turn ♪ 54 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:12,627 ♪ A phrase into a weapon or a drug ♪ 55 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,394 -Hey, Owen. -I got you a pie. 56 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,564 ♪ You can be the outcast or be the backlash ♪ 57 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,800 -Oh. After you. -♪ Of somebody's lack of love ♪ 58 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:21,435 See you later. Have fun. 59 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,938 ♪ Or you can start speaking up ♪ 60 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:26,741 ♪ Nothing's gonna hurt you the way that words do ♪ 61 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,309 ♪ When they settle 'neath your skin ♪ 62 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:32,312 ♪ Kept on the inside and no sunlight ♪ 63 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:35,717 ♪ Sometimes a shadow wins ♪ 64 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:39,252 ♪ But I wonder what would happen if you ♪ 65 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:42,023 ♪ Say what you wanna say ♪ 66 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:45,459 ♪ And let your clear skin out ♪ 67 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:49,496 ♪ Say goodbye to plaque psoriasis ♪ 68 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:52,466 ♪ Say what you wanna say ♪ 69 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:55,803 ♪ And let your clear skin out ♪ 70 00:03:55,837 --> 00:04:00,742 ♪ Honestly, I wanna use Leventave. ♪ 71 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:06,013 Great. Let's just really make sure we hear "psoriasis." 72 00:04:06,047 --> 00:04:07,682 That is a very hard word to sing. 73 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,717 Allie, it's a very hard thing to have. 74 00:04:10,985 --> 00:04:12,419 "Pso-ri-a-sis." 75 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,955 Okay, yes, happily. 76 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:17,592 But, um, I do think that there could be something fun there 77 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,827 if we change the melody a little bit. 78 00:04:19,861 --> 00:04:21,829 Just to subvert expectations. I think... 79 00:04:21,863 --> 00:04:23,631 The clients have different expectations: 80 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:26,399 to make it easy for people to understand and remember 81 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,902 when they're talking to their doctors. 82 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,071 Yeah, but we could play with it and have fun with it. 83 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,606 We're shooting this tomorrow, Allie. 84 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,340 Let's just do it the way they're paying you to. 85 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,610 I really want to get out of here before the night starts. 86 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,512 -You do, too, right? -I'll give you a series. 87 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,716 ♪ Plaque psoriasis ♪ 88 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:45,853 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis, say... ♪ 89 00:04:45,887 --> 00:04:47,889 Side effects may include dizziness, 90 00:04:47,922 --> 00:04:50,091 internal bleeding, hallucinations, sweaty hands 91 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:52,325 and sometimes death. 92 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:08,843 -Hey. Hey. -Oh. Hi. 93 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:09,944 Mwah. 94 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,113 -You okay? -Yeah. 95 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:13,548 -You look amazing. -Yeah? 96 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,682 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 97 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:15,950 -You look great. -Well, so do you. 98 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,085 I-I haven't seen that shirt since Brittany's 99 00:05:18,119 --> 00:05:19,554 -engagement party. -That's... Yeah. 100 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:22,322 It's your favorite, so I put it on. 101 00:05:22,957 --> 00:05:24,559 Uh, this is so fancy. 102 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,561 I really thought we were gonna do something more casual. 103 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,696 I'm full of surprises. 104 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:31,464 No, you're not. You're, like, super programmed. 105 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,934 No, I'm not. 106 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:34,569 -All right. -Oh. 107 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,604 Bluefin tuna and mackerel. 108 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,005 -Thank you. -Thank you. 109 00:05:38,039 --> 00:05:39,607 No soy sauce. 110 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,908 Wha... 111 00:05:40,942 --> 00:05:42,143 Omakase. 112 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,410 Set menu. 113 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,112 -Exciting. -Yeah. Very. 114 00:05:47,048 --> 00:05:48,783 This night's gotten out of hand. 115 00:05:49,951 --> 00:05:52,687 Really? Like, there can still be love involved, huh? 116 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:53,688 Uh-huh. 117 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:58,793 No mandate can take that away from me and you. 118 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,797 I'm going to sleep with someone else tonight. 119 00:06:07,969 --> 00:06:09,737 ♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪ 120 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:13,908 ♪ Walkin' fast, faces pass, and I'm homebound ♪ 121 00:06:17,712 --> 00:06:18,713 Sorry. 122 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,481 ♪ Starin' blankly ahead, just makin' my way ♪ 123 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:25,620 ♪ Makin' my way through the crowd ♪ 124 00:06:28,189 --> 00:06:32,960 ♪ If I could fall into the sky ♪ 125 00:06:32,994 --> 00:06:37,965 ♪ Would my vagina be just fine? ♪ 126 00:06:37,999 --> 00:06:42,203 ♪ 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles ♪ 127 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:46,173 ♪ To get some Vag-a-Clear ♪ 128 00:06:46,207 --> 00:06:50,011 ♪ V-V-V-Vag-a-Clear ♪ 129 00:06:50,044 --> 00:06:52,580 ♪ Vag-a-Clear. ♪ 130 00:06:58,219 --> 00:06:59,787 Hey-oh. 131 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,823 -Hi, honey. -What is happening? 132 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:03,524 What's wrong? 133 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,927 We said tasteful and elegant. 134 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,128 This is a tea-length. 135 00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:10,598 Okay, well, this is a V-length because the boots go up... 136 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:11,799 -Jacinta, come on. -What? 137 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,134 We were gonna take our time tonight. 138 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,069 -And we were gonna find a good one. -We are. 139 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,904 No mandate meat for us. 140 00:07:16,938 --> 00:07:19,040 This is about finding our prince. 141 00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:20,775 Or just, like, a good guy. 142 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:23,210 We're gonna stick together. We're gonna make good choices. 143 00:07:23,244 --> 00:07:24,612 Unlike last year. 144 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,113 We both took L's last year. 145 00:07:26,147 --> 00:07:27,214 Yeah. 146 00:07:27,248 --> 00:07:28,549 You had Sebastian, the ghoster. 147 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,551 I had Carl, the backpack guy. 148 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,186 He slept in a backpack. 149 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,621 He slept in a backpack. 150 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:34,722 Wait, wait, wait. 151 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:36,023 To finding true love 152 00:07:36,057 --> 00:07:38,059 on the least romantic night of the year. 153 00:07:38,092 --> 00:07:40,027 Just 'cause we failed the other 364 154 00:07:40,061 --> 00:07:43,564 doesn't mean we need to lower our standards for... 155 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,800 For some dusty dick. 156 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:52,707 Honestly, the chance of having great sex 157 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:56,010 on a one-night stand is like 2.8%. 158 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,245 Actually, Eileen met her boyfriend last year. 159 00:07:58,279 --> 00:08:00,480 And Sammy two years ago. 160 00:08:01,282 --> 00:08:03,818 All right, I'm gonna pee. You scout. 161 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:04,952 But look. 162 00:08:04,986 --> 00:08:07,121 -Don't touch. -Okay. 163 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,255 Where is this coming from? 164 00:08:08,289 --> 00:08:09,790 In this new world, 165 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:11,525 in this government-decreed sexual climate, 166 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,728 it's hard to figure out how to navigate. 167 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:16,297 We're all in the same boat, Malika. 168 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,932 I'm navigating, too. 169 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,800 I owe it to myself to explore this. 170 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,869 Explore? You hate trying new things. 171 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:24,872 I had to beg you to come to this restaurant. 172 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,241 If I have to eat one more Little Gem salad, 173 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,310 my head is gonna explode. 174 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:32,013 Monkfish liver, sweet shrimp. 175 00:08:32,046 --> 00:08:33,314 No soy sauce. 176 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,849 Thank you. 177 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,751 Chef recommends you eat right away. 178 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,319 -Thank you. -Does the chef also recommend 179 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:41,622 that my girlfriend have sex with someone else tonight? 180 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,290 -I will check. -Okay, great. Thank you. 181 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,994 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 182 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:47,995 What? 183 00:08:48,029 --> 00:08:49,764 -That guy from our building. -Yeah, I know who 184 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,198 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez is. 185 00:08:51,232 --> 00:08:53,300 I told him about the apartment for rent in our building. 186 00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:54,702 I wasn't looking for anything. 187 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,904 I just kept running into him. 188 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,672 I keep running into Vladimir, 189 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,742 but I don't plan on fucking our super in 54 minutes. 190 00:09:01,776 --> 00:09:03,611 This is an abnormal request, 191 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,212 but it's under abnormal circumstances. 192 00:09:05,246 --> 00:09:06,947 It's not you. 193 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:09,650 I know. It's Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 194 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,085 You can explore, too. 195 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,788 I trust you, and... and I think it will be good for you. 196 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:15,756 I-I think that you need something 197 00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:17,725 to help you get out of your box. 198 00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:20,194 I also need the apartment tonight. 199 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,063 Why? He lives in the building. 200 00:09:22,096 --> 00:09:23,697 Yeah, I just... I think it would be weird 201 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:24,865 knowing you're so close by. 202 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:26,801 Oh, that's the weird part of this? 203 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,205 You know what this means, right? 204 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,940 I choose to believe that 205 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:36,177 if we're supposed to work through this, we will. 206 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,947 I'm sorry, Owen. 207 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,257 Um, sea eel. 208 00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:53,160 Uh, Hokkaido scallop. 209 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,697 And the chef doesn't recommend that your girlfriend 210 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,133 sleep with somebody else tonight. 211 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,135 Thank you. 212 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,805 ♪ Get my boyfriend's attention ♪ 213 00:10:04,839 --> 00:10:06,107 Allie? 214 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:08,976 ♪ This one's just for me, myself and I... ♪ 215 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,645 Oh, my God, it is you. 216 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:12,947 Sebastian? 217 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,381 I-I know you're not gonna believe this, 218 00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:16,250 but I've been looking for you all year. 219 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,318 I, uh... 220 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:18,986 -I could not forget you. -Oh. 221 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,821 All I had was your first name. 222 00:10:20,855 --> 00:10:22,423 I thought you blew me off. 223 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,292 Never, mi amor. 224 00:10:25,326 --> 00:10:28,329 ♪ All of my body... ♪ 225 00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:29,964 Allie? 226 00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:33,834 She's daydreaming. 227 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,336 Oh, yeah, she does this. She's a creative. 228 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:36,804 Allie? 229 00:10:37,872 --> 00:10:39,707 -This is Tejan. -Hello. 230 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,008 We met in line for the bathroom. 231 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,376 It's a pleasure to meet you. 232 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,178 -I'm Tejan. -Don't kill me. 233 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,746 -Please don't kill me. -Oh, Jacinta, no. 234 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:46,947 It's not even 7:00. 235 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:48,415 -Mm-mm. -You're screwing me. 236 00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:51,185 No, I'm screwing him. 237 00:10:52,286 --> 00:10:53,287 I'm sorry. 238 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,455 What happened to taking our time 239 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,789 and finding our prince? 240 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,291 No offense, Tejan. 241 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,193 I actually am a prince. 242 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,895 From Wakanda. 243 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,463 -I'm kidding. -He's so funny. 244 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:05,199 I'm from Sierra Leone, and I live in Brooklyn now. 245 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,467 But I am a prince. 246 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,735 Soup dumplings. 247 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,770 -What? No. -Mm-hmm. 248 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,705 Yeah, he's a prince. Soup dumplings. 249 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,008 -No, not soup dumplings. -Is that your code word? 250 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,910 It was, Your Highness. It was. 251 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,179 I'm sorry. Come here. 252 00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:19,813 Oh, my God, I am so pissed at you. 253 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,382 -Is your location on? -Yeah. Is yours? 254 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:22,917 -Yeah. -Okay. All right. 255 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,052 -I love you. -Yeah, I love you, too. 256 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,820 -It was very nice meeting you. -Mm. 257 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:30,224 And I truly do hope tonight you find your 2.8%. 258 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,492 You told him that? 259 00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:32,927 In line for the bathroom? 260 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,962 It was a long line. We talked a lot. 261 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,430 So lovely meeting you. 262 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,832 -What is... Oh. -Oh, wow. 263 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,935 God, he smells good. 264 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,736 Yeah. He smells great. 265 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,939 -All right. -Let's go. 266 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,141 The American people wanted this mandate. 267 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,743 We wanted to go back to a time when sex was reserved 268 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,312 for the sanctity of marriage. 269 00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:54,748 Since our resolution passed, teen pregnancy is near zero, 270 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:57,084 STIs are at record lows, 271 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,486 and now it's a badge of honor to be an incel. 272 00:11:59,521 --> 00:12:01,322 When the mandate 273 00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:03,290 passed three years ago, your enforcement technology 274 00:12:03,324 --> 00:12:04,992 proved to be faulty. 275 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,994 How have you rectified this? 276 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,963 As you know, the good folks at Rexton Labs, 277 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,998 a proud American company, 278 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,968 have helped us reestablish our values around intimacy 279 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,870 by outfitting every American with a biosensor. 280 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,340 Green if you're married, red if you're not. 281 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,843 Are you ready for your special drink? 282 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:23,978 -I'll bring them over. -No, no, no. 283 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,045 I'll just... I'll take them. 284 00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:26,247 -You sure? -Yeah. Thank you. 285 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,414 Good luck. 286 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,150 You're gonna have a busy first year. 287 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,928 ♪ Dopamine ♪ 288 00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:44,131 ♪ Dopamine ♪ 289 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,568 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 290 00:12:48,302 --> 00:12:50,271 ♪ But it feels so real to me... ♪ 291 00:12:50,304 --> 00:12:52,072 Right now in America, 292 00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:54,074 people are counting down the seconds until it is legal 293 00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:56,310 for nonmarried adults to have sex. 294 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,846 Why do you have an exception for this one night? 295 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:02,283 I guess that's what sets us apart from... other places. 296 00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:04,552 Here, politics require compromise. 297 00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:06,854 But on this night, we have made 298 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,823 the use of protection mandatory. 299 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,062 Xièxi. 300 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,830 Flavor Flav says, 301 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,432 let's go, New York! 302 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,303 Yeah, boy. Ten... 303 00:13:22,336 --> 00:13:25,339 ...nine, eight, seven, 304 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,208 six, five, four, 305 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:31,478 three, two, one. 306 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,887 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 307 00:13:41,055 --> 00:13:44,024 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 308 00:13:44,759 --> 00:13:46,994 ♪ I'm tripping on our chemistry ♪ 309 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:52,900 ♪ It's firing up inside of me ♪ 310 00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:56,136 ♪ I just need to know ♪ 311 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,207 ♪ That I'm not alone ♪ 312 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,578 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 313 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,181 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 314 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,518 ♪ This is one of those ones where ♪ 315 00:14:10,552 --> 00:14:12,086 ♪ You've just gotta give in ♪ 316 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:22,162 ♪ I'm gonna give it my all ♪ 317 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:26,033 ♪ This time it's gonna be whatever ♪ 318 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,368 ♪ And that's cool ♪ 319 00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:30,371 ♪ I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve ♪ 320 00:14:30,404 --> 00:14:34,208 ♪ I need to get out of this rubber coat ♪ 321 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:40,047 ♪ Baby, round upside my mind ♪ 322 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,117 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 323 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,020 ♪ But it feels so real to me ♪ 324 00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:51,992 ♪ I'm tripping on our chemistry ♪ 325 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:56,997 ♪ It's firing up inside of me ♪ 326 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,466 ♪ I just need to know ♪ 327 00:15:01,569 --> 00:15:04,071 ♪ That I'm not alone ♪ 328 00:15:04,706 --> 00:15:08,576 ♪ I know it's just dopamine ♪ 329 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:13,280 ♪ But it feels so real to me. ♪ 330 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,625 Jesus, Owen. 331 00:15:23,658 --> 00:15:25,159 You look like shit. 332 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,161 Hey, Ma. 333 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:36,538 What are you doing home? 334 00:15:36,571 --> 00:15:38,540 Oh, Jacinta met a prince. 335 00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:39,674 -Mm. -Literally. 336 00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:40,708 Of course she did. 337 00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,610 What are you doing home? 338 00:15:42,644 --> 00:15:43,977 Babysitting. 339 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,312 -What? -Nothing baby about me. 340 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,048 And the only sitting that needs to be done 341 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,751 is on my face. 342 00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:52,152 No. Give me this. 343 00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:54,488 Uh, uh, how old are you? 344 00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:57,257 He's 12, and he doesn't understand a word he's saying. 345 00:15:57,291 --> 00:16:00,562 My name's Troy, but you can call me Tea Bag. 346 00:16:00,595 --> 00:16:02,463 Sit. 347 00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:04,331 Who? 348 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,233 He lives across the street. 349 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,101 His mom lost her sitter, 350 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,070 so she offered me $5,000 to watch him. 351 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,039 -$5,000? -Period. 352 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,474 Surge pricing, babe. 353 00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:14,642 What about your night? 354 00:16:14,676 --> 00:16:16,076 Tonight is for the straights. 355 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,745 We've been dancing around your laws 356 00:16:17,779 --> 00:16:19,547 since before the Bible. Hey! 357 00:16:19,581 --> 00:16:21,181 -Put it down. -Okay. 358 00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:24,084 But both of you will look much hotter with this. 359 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,385 I hate this kid. 360 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,420 He sucks. 361 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,623 I never really liked her, if I'm being honest. 362 00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:31,058 You don't have to say that. You're always being honest. 363 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,226 I just don't think she appreciated you 364 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,460 for all that you are. 365 00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:34,696 You have to say that. You're my mom. 366 00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:36,096 That's not true. 367 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,565 Your brother's kind of an asshole. 368 00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:38,766 If I'm being honest. 369 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,804 I'm sorry, honey. 370 00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:45,439 Oh, Christ, your hand is freezing. 371 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,473 And it's all red. 372 00:16:46,508 --> 00:16:48,543 Have you been checked for Raynaud's syndrome? 373 00:16:48,576 --> 00:16:51,513 You know it runs on your father's side of the family. 374 00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:54,214 That and having a girlfriend on Long Island. 375 00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:56,350 I had it all planned out. 376 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,118 Yeah, I know you did, baby. 377 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,454 Life doesn't work that way. 378 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,225 Really think you should get out there tonight. 379 00:17:05,259 --> 00:17:07,261 Nah, I think I'm just gonna stay here. 380 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,363 No, you should go out. Just call your friends. 381 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,164 Call Devin, Luis, whoever. 382 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,466 But they're all married now. 383 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,601 -Really? -Yeah. 384 00:17:13,635 --> 00:17:15,102 Since when? 385 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,069 Since they couldn't take the mandate anymore. 386 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,672 Goddamn mandate. 387 00:17:17,705 --> 00:17:19,574 Well, you can't stay here, Owen. 388 00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:21,108 Why? 389 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,710 I'm gonna be having sex with Rick tonight. 390 00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:26,146 Rick? 391 00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:28,382 Hey, pal. 392 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,284 You know, I didn't even know you were here. 393 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,486 -Right back at you. -Yeah, Owen's just leaving. 394 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,121 Sorry to overhear about your girlfriend. 395 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,422 He's gonna get back out there tonight. 396 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,824 It's the perfect night for it. 397 00:17:36,858 --> 00:17:39,259 A million fish in the barrel, ready to get shot. 398 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:40,728 It's a blessing. She blessed you with this. 399 00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:42,195 She's gonna be getting pipe, 400 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,731 -so you might as well lay some. -Rick. 401 00:17:43,765 --> 00:17:45,299 That's what this night is. Don't shoot the messenger. 402 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,701 I didn't vote for the mandate. 403 00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:48,335 No one voted for it. It was passed by Congress. 404 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,704 Which is a group of representatives 405 00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:51,471 -that we all vote for. -See, that's what happens 406 00:17:51,506 --> 00:17:53,307 -with one-issue voters. -Nobody keeps their 407 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,776 -campaign promises anymore. -It's passed by old men... 408 00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:56,578 -Besides, Big Tech... -It's... No, Big Tech has 409 00:17:56,611 --> 00:17:58,312 -nothing to do with it. -...has its thumbs on vote-- 410 00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,714 It was an ideological grenade thrown by old men 411 00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:01,716 -who are not affected by it! -Women voted for it, too, 412 00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:02,750 Gloria Steinem! 413 00:18:04,519 --> 00:18:06,821 You got to go, honey. 414 00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,690 Ooh, yeah, you got to go. 415 00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:10,490 Yep. 416 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,595 Love potion, ten dollar. 417 00:18:13,628 --> 00:18:15,462 White boy, love potion for tonight. 418 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,264 -No, no, I'm okay, thank you. -Five dollar for you. 419 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,465 Five dollar. White boy, white boy. 420 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,678 Oh, no, no. 421 00:18:30,712 --> 00:18:32,547 No, no, no. Stop. 422 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,781 No sad songs. 423 00:18:33,815 --> 00:18:35,248 No "woe is me." 424 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,684 Woe is not you. 425 00:18:36,718 --> 00:18:38,452 -Woe is kind of me. -Oh, get over it. 426 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:39,887 -Let's go. Come on. -I... 427 00:18:39,921 --> 00:18:41,856 Get up. If you're gonna be doing this by yourself, 428 00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:43,625 you need to look like a shiny object, 429 00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:46,761 something that screams, "Hey, everybody, I'm down to clown." 430 00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:48,295 I'm neither down nor a clown. 431 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,732 Wait, I know. Wait there. 432 00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:55,670 Blow that out. 433 00:18:57,772 --> 00:18:58,906 My ex left this. 434 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,173 Suzanne? 435 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,408 Mm-mm. Francesca. 436 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,311 -Oh. But... -Uh... no. 437 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,480 Come on, get up. The night's already started. 438 00:19:06,514 --> 00:19:08,516 Cuffing season's almost over. 439 00:19:08,549 --> 00:19:09,651 Put your arms up. 440 00:19:09,684 --> 00:19:11,184 -Let's go! -Oh, wow. 441 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,787 -Come on. -But Francesca was, like, 442 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,622 cool and confident and... 443 00:19:14,656 --> 00:19:15,523 -And? -Hot. 444 00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:17,257 Hey, so are you. Step into that. 445 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,358 This is tiny. 446 00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:21,863 You just got to find someone creative and-and smart, 447 00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:24,799 and someone who's not afraid to get a little... 448 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:26,634 Wait. Shoes. 449 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,572 Are you sure this isn't a top? 450 00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:33,675 I feel like everything's out. 451 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,910 -You got to wear these. -Whose were those? 452 00:19:35,943 --> 00:19:37,679 -Meghan's. -What happened to Meghan? 453 00:19:37,712 --> 00:19:40,313 You know, she was acting, and then she met the guy. 454 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,649 I mean, she's always been a princess anyway. 455 00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:43,417 -I mean, the shoes fit... -It's a lot of this. 456 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,952 No, no, if there's one night for it, 457 00:19:44,986 --> 00:19:46,554 -it's tonight. -Ooh. 458 00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:48,856 -You sure? -Yes. Let it. 459 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:50,357 'Cause maybe if it had a snap? 460 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,826 Wait. Let me see. 461 00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,261 I mean, you look... 462 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,329 deserving. 463 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,733 But you need a purse. 464 00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:00,400 Oh. 465 00:20:02,837 --> 00:20:04,005 Do you have a condom? 466 00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:06,007 -Girl. -Right. Sorry. 467 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,575 Jacinta took our stash. 468 00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:12,847 If you want to holla at your boy, I'm holdin'. 469 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,882 -Get out! -Hey. 470 00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:17,317 Jesus. Here. 471 00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,453 "Wide fit"? 472 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,321 How you like me now, auntie? 473 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,724 5,000 isn't enough. 474 00:20:22,757 --> 00:20:24,257 Uh-uh. You got duped. 475 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,684 -Oh, God. -Oh, I-I'm so sorry. 476 00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:51,418 -I'm sorry. -Are you all right? 477 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,620 -Yeah, no, it's okay. -Are you? Are you okay? 478 00:20:52,653 --> 00:20:53,721 Yeah, yeah. You? 479 00:20:53,755 --> 00:20:55,623 Yeah. I'll make it. 480 00:20:56,824 --> 00:20:57,959 I was... 481 00:20:57,992 --> 00:20:59,426 Uh, yeah. 482 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,361 You headed out for the... 483 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,531 Uh, yeah. 484 00:21:03,564 --> 00:21:04,866 You? 485 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,704 Yeah. Yeah. 486 00:21:09,737 --> 00:21:10,838 I guess so. 487 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,843 Someone in particular or...? 488 00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:18,646 Or. 489 00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:20,815 Or. 490 00:21:24,652 --> 00:21:26,721 I'm Owen. 491 00:21:26,754 --> 00:21:28,723 Allie. 492 00:21:32,794 --> 00:21:34,394 Oh, my... 493 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,930 -God. Ugh. -I'm so sorry. 494 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:38,533 I ate two omakases, chef's choice sushi. 495 00:21:38,566 --> 00:21:40,067 It was really expensive. I had to eat 'em. 496 00:21:40,101 --> 00:21:42,069 -What? -My girlfriend left, 497 00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:43,638 and I'd already ordered them. 498 00:21:43,671 --> 00:21:45,405 Ugh. 499 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,874 She's not my girlfriend, actually. 500 00:21:46,908 --> 00:21:49,376 She was meant to be my fiancée, but now she's neither. 501 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,679 Get it together, dude. 502 00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:58,418 I'm sorry. 503 00:22:14,068 --> 00:22:15,937 Get the... Get off! 504 00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:17,437 Let go! 505 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,907 Help! Somebody help me! 506 00:22:19,941 --> 00:22:21,408 Get off! My bag! 507 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:22,743 Hey, man, stop. 508 00:22:22,777 --> 00:22:24,579 -Let go! -Hey! -Let go! 509 00:22:24,612 --> 00:22:25,913 What are you doing, man? Stop. 510 00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:28,516 -NYPD! -Police! 511 00:22:28,549 --> 00:22:29,984 -Freeze! -Freeze! 512 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,085 -Hey. -Cut, cut, cut. 513 00:22:31,118 --> 00:22:32,385 What do you mean "cut"? 514 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:33,588 -What? -Why are we cutting? 515 00:22:33,621 --> 00:22:34,622 -Who said cut? -Why? -Got to go again. 516 00:22:34,655 --> 00:22:36,090 -Who are you? -What? 517 00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:37,725 What are you doing here? You didn't see all the cameras? 518 00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:38,860 -What do you mean? -Cameras everywhere, bro. 519 00:22:38,893 --> 00:22:39,727 We're shooting a movie. 520 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,596 You couldn't wait 30 fucking seconds? 521 00:22:41,629 --> 00:22:43,130 Now we got to redo the whole thing, dude. 522 00:22:43,164 --> 00:22:44,899 -My girl's waiting for me. -I thought there was a robbery. 523 00:22:44,932 --> 00:22:46,466 You know what? I think we got it. We got it, right? 524 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,635 We paint this mook out VFX, right? 525 00:22:47,668 --> 00:22:48,736 -We good? -Nope. Got to go again. 526 00:22:48,769 --> 00:22:50,137 -What? -No! -Going again. 527 00:22:50,171 --> 00:22:51,739 -Ugh! -Why would you make a movie today? 528 00:22:51,772 --> 00:22:53,741 -Today's the night. -Yeah, dude. No paparazzi. 529 00:22:53,774 --> 00:22:55,810 -Yeah. -Right? No kids with the fucking TikTok, right? 530 00:22:55,843 --> 00:22:57,578 Everybody's in their houses, right, getting it done. 531 00:22:57,612 --> 00:22:58,946 -It's nice to meet you. -Hi. I know. Thank you. 532 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,480 Well, I mean, you got to have someone, right? 533 00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:01,849 Look at you. Fucking face. 534 00:23:01,883 --> 00:23:03,584 No. 535 00:23:03,618 --> 00:23:05,086 -Really? -What's wrong with you? 536 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,621 There's nothing wrong with me. 537 00:23:06,654 --> 00:23:07,889 -I'm sorry, man. That sucks. -Yeah, sorry. 538 00:23:07,922 --> 00:23:09,456 -It'll be okay. -Nothing wrong with me. 539 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,192 -I just... um... -I'm sorry. -Sorry. 540 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,593 -Sir, sir. -Yeah, sorry, man. 541 00:23:12,627 --> 00:23:13,828 -Good luck. -Yeah, come with me. 542 00:23:13,861 --> 00:23:15,529 I can't believe he doesn't have anybody. 543 00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:17,031 -It's weird, right? -Yeah. 544 00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,766 He's so hot, I thought... 545 00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:21,569 I mean, I-I'd fuck that guy, you know? 546 00:23:35,149 --> 00:23:36,784 You waiting on someone? 547 00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:37,985 No. 548 00:23:38,019 --> 00:23:40,487 Just taking a break? 549 00:23:40,521 --> 00:23:42,189 Something like that. 550 00:23:42,223 --> 00:23:43,524 So, what can I get you? 551 00:23:43,557 --> 00:23:44,792 Something to help me forget 552 00:23:44,825 --> 00:23:47,161 about the last three years of my life, 553 00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:49,163 -in a dirty glass. -I get it. 554 00:23:49,196 --> 00:23:51,966 Single bitches be crazy tonight. 555 00:23:56,570 --> 00:23:58,572 Could always be worse. 556 00:24:00,975 --> 00:24:04,045 Why do you think she would do this tonight? 557 00:24:04,078 --> 00:24:07,648 I mean, that picture you showed me of the guy... 558 00:24:07,682 --> 00:24:09,083 he's pretty good-looking. 559 00:24:09,116 --> 00:24:10,518 It was on LinkedIn. 560 00:24:10,551 --> 00:24:12,053 Those are all bullshit headshots. 561 00:24:12,687 --> 00:24:15,222 Look. Is he really that much better than me? 562 00:24:15,256 --> 00:24:16,924 Mm. 563 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:19,927 Look, sometimes you just want something different, okay? 564 00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,196 And tonight's the night to explore. 565 00:24:22,229 --> 00:24:23,764 See all these Doras? 566 00:24:23,798 --> 00:24:26,000 They're all just looking for their Diegos. 567 00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:27,168 They're cousins. 568 00:24:27,802 --> 00:24:30,004 -Really? -Yeah. Their moms are sisters. 569 00:24:30,037 --> 00:24:32,707 If anything, Diego would be getting with the map. 570 00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:35,142 Or maybe Backpack, but later in college. 571 00:24:35,176 --> 00:24:38,746 You know what? I bet you she thinks I can't do it. 572 00:24:38,779 --> 00:24:40,514 That I'll be too upset. 573 00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:42,616 Too upset. Yeah. 574 00:24:42,650 --> 00:24:44,118 Yeah, that's her plan. 575 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:45,553 She gets with that bus driver... 576 00:24:45,586 --> 00:24:46,821 I think it said that he's a pilot. 577 00:24:46,854 --> 00:24:48,055 Right, she gets to have her one night 578 00:24:48,089 --> 00:24:49,790 thinking I'm gonna be all by myself, 579 00:24:49,824 --> 00:24:51,759 too upset to do anything, she gets her little fix 580 00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:53,027 and then comes running back to me. 581 00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:55,162 Well, fuck that. This dog's gonna hunt. 582 00:24:55,196 --> 00:24:56,764 -Go off, king. -You know what she called me? 583 00:24:56,797 --> 00:24:59,567 She called me a nice guy. 584 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,002 Do I look like a nice guy? 585 00:25:01,035 --> 00:25:03,738 Is... is she okay? 586 00:25:03,771 --> 00:25:05,573 -I think she needs some water. -Listen. 587 00:25:05,606 --> 00:25:06,907 You do seem like a nice guy. 588 00:25:06,941 --> 00:25:09,043 -No, no, no, no. -But I swear it's a good thing. 589 00:25:09,076 --> 00:25:11,579 No woman wants to be with a nice guy. 590 00:25:12,313 --> 00:25:14,782 If you were single, would you want to have sex with me? 591 00:25:14,815 --> 00:25:16,317 What makes you think I'm not single? 592 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:18,285 'Cause you're working tonight. 593 00:25:18,319 --> 00:25:20,821 Until my shift ends in 30 minutes. 594 00:25:21,789 --> 00:25:23,190 That mean you want to hang out? 595 00:25:23,224 --> 00:25:25,693 God, you really have been out of the game, haven't you? 596 00:25:26,727 --> 00:25:28,095 See you in 30 minutes. 597 00:25:28,129 --> 00:25:29,730 -Okay. -Okay. 598 00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:31,766 -Cool. -Cool. 599 00:25:31,799 --> 00:25:33,134 You have protection, right? 600 00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:35,169 -Yeah. -Okay. 601 00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:36,804 I'm just gonna get some air. 602 00:25:36,837 --> 00:25:37,905 Okay. 603 00:25:37,938 --> 00:25:39,306 See you in a bit. 604 00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:40,908 Hey. 605 00:25:40,941 --> 00:25:42,743 Hey, you should drink that. 606 00:25:42,777 --> 00:25:44,178 Just drink it. 607 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:48,149 Great. Now I'm getting roofied. 608 00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:56,657 Hey, buddy. You have any condoms? 609 00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:58,259 -That's it? -Nah. 610 00:25:58,292 --> 00:25:59,960 -None? -Ain't got none. 611 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:34,995 Hi. 612 00:26:35,996 --> 00:26:37,198 Hi. 613 00:26:37,231 --> 00:26:38,699 Crazy night. 614 00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:40,000 Andrew. 615 00:26:40,034 --> 00:26:41,368 Allie. 616 00:26:41,402 --> 00:26:42,870 I got a 1:40 available. 617 00:26:42,903 --> 00:26:44,171 It's only a 20-minute block, 618 00:26:44,205 --> 00:26:45,940 but your dress should save us some time. 619 00:26:45,973 --> 00:26:48,309 Uh, no, thank you, Andrew. 620 00:26:48,342 --> 00:26:50,244 ♪ Get lost forever ♪ 621 00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:52,746 ♪ Nice try ♪ 622 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,415 ♪ Get out the way ♪ 623 00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:57,017 ♪ You're in our way... ♪ 624 00:26:57,051 --> 00:27:00,654 So, my firm was one of the first angels in on Rexton Labs. 625 00:27:00,688 --> 00:27:02,723 Every sensor on a wrist, 626 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:04,158 that's five boodles in our pocket. 627 00:27:04,191 --> 00:27:08,262 There are 266 million people in this country over 18. 628 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,430 You do the math. 629 00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:11,432 1.3 billion. 630 00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:13,167 Mama! 631 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,237 I'm bringing someone home for Thanksgiving! 632 00:27:16,270 --> 00:27:19,707 -Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! -Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 633 00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:21,308 -Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! -Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 634 00:27:21,342 --> 00:27:23,978 -Make your one night smooth! -Try it. Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 635 00:27:24,011 --> 00:27:25,880 -Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! -Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 636 00:27:25,913 --> 00:27:28,682 Yeah! Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 637 00:27:28,716 --> 00:27:30,084 Yippee-ay-oh, K-Y! 638 00:27:30,117 --> 00:27:34,088 It tracks dopamine, oxytocin and testosterone levels. 639 00:27:34,121 --> 00:27:36,857 So if it spikes when it's close to another one 640 00:27:36,891 --> 00:27:39,126 with elevated levels, bam! 641 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,930 It flashes red, and the authorities are alerted via 5G. 642 00:27:42,963 --> 00:27:46,967 So we're developing a pill that masks dopamine. 643 00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:49,303 Correct me if I'm wrong, but couldn't that also lead 644 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,438 to the cure for Parkinson's? 645 00:27:51,472 --> 00:27:53,774 There's no money in that shit. 646 00:27:53,807 --> 00:27:56,010 -Wow. -Enough small talk. 647 00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:58,012 We swiping right, or what's the dilly? 648 00:27:58,045 --> 00:28:00,948 I can palm that card in my hand like so, 649 00:28:00,981 --> 00:28:03,117 and all I have to do is blow. 650 00:28:03,150 --> 00:28:04,885 And the card dissolves... 651 00:28:04,919 --> 00:28:06,720 ...and disappears completely. 652 00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:07,922 That's amazing. 653 00:28:07,955 --> 00:28:10,157 I think you have something in your... 654 00:28:10,191 --> 00:28:11,692 No. 655 00:28:12,993 --> 00:28:14,295 You have something in your... 656 00:28:14,328 --> 00:28:17,798 ♪ I hope you're gonna get out soon ♪ 657 00:28:26,473 --> 00:28:28,075 Hi. 658 00:28:29,843 --> 00:28:31,312 Do you have any more? 659 00:28:31,345 --> 00:28:32,780 All gone. 660 00:28:32,813 --> 00:28:34,481 Ay, mi pinga. 661 00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:40,387 Be safe tonight. 662 00:28:40,421 --> 00:28:43,324 I have to be honest, I've met a lot of crazy people tonight. 663 00:28:43,357 --> 00:28:45,259 I have met lunatics. 664 00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:47,228 It's like they all come out on this one night. 665 00:28:47,261 --> 00:28:49,263 And they're like zombies, just preying on all of us. 666 00:28:49,296 --> 00:28:51,232 -It's a literal nightmare. -Right? 667 00:28:51,265 --> 00:28:54,001 Is there no normal person who hasn't found their person yet? 668 00:28:54,034 --> 00:28:57,238 So, want to do him first, then me, 669 00:28:57,271 --> 00:29:00,040 or me, then him, or maybe surprise us? 670 00:29:00,074 --> 00:29:01,775 Or both of us at the same time? 671 00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:02,977 -Oh, that's fun. -Yeah. 672 00:29:03,010 --> 00:29:04,411 Sort of a human Jenga situation. 673 00:29:04,445 --> 00:29:05,913 His top, my bottom. 674 00:29:05,946 --> 00:29:07,348 Or we could do it hangman style. 675 00:29:07,381 --> 00:29:09,183 -Or we could switch it up. -Both of us from under. 676 00:29:09,216 --> 00:29:10,951 -With a little tickle. -The tickle thing? 677 00:29:10,985 --> 00:29:12,052 Tickle from the back and front at the same time? 678 00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:13,387 That sounds good, right? 679 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,022 On your side or on your back or... 680 00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:16,890 -Side. Side. -Side. 681 00:29:50,424 --> 00:29:51,892 That is sad. 682 00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:54,194 Like, really sad, like... 683 00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:57,931 You win the gold medal at the Sad Song Olympics. 684 00:29:59,967 --> 00:30:02,604 Would you mind if I... 685 00:30:02,637 --> 00:30:05,139 toss my hat into the ring? 686 00:30:05,172 --> 00:30:07,174 Sure. 687 00:30:18,018 --> 00:30:20,120 It's very sad. 688 00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:21,955 Thanks. 689 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:23,525 My parents are German. 690 00:30:23,558 --> 00:30:29,930 ♪ I'm lyin' alone with my head on the phone ♪ 691 00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:33,133 ♪ Thinkin' of you till it hurts ♪ 692 00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:35,637 This is a sad song. 693 00:30:35,670 --> 00:30:38,072 ♪ I wish I could carry ♪ 694 00:30:38,105 --> 00:30:41,241 ♪ Your smile in my heart ♪ 695 00:30:41,275 --> 00:30:45,580 ♪ For times when my life seems so low ♪ 696 00:30:45,613 --> 00:30:47,014 This is the saddest part. 697 00:30:47,047 --> 00:30:49,651 ♪ It would make me believe ♪ 698 00:30:49,684 --> 00:30:53,153 ♪ What tomorrow would bring ♪ 699 00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:58,526 ♪ When today doesn't really know ♪ 700 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,095 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 701 00:31:01,128 --> 00:31:02,896 ♪ I'm all out of... ♪ 702 00:31:02,930 --> 00:31:04,398 You know the song, right? 703 00:31:04,431 --> 00:31:07,334 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 704 00:31:07,368 --> 00:31:10,170 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 705 00:31:10,204 --> 00:31:12,206 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 706 00:31:12,239 --> 00:31:14,408 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 707 00:31:14,441 --> 00:31:16,176 --You know what I'm gonna do, right? 708 00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:18,045 -No. Oh, wow. -Key change. Higher but sadder. 709 00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:20,214 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 710 00:31:20,247 --> 00:31:23,050 ♪ I'm so lost without you ♪ 711 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:25,219 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 712 00:31:25,252 --> 00:31:28,122 ♪ Believing for so long ♪ 713 00:31:28,155 --> 00:31:30,692 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 714 00:31:30,725 --> 00:31:33,127 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 715 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,262 ♪ I can't be too late ♪ 716 00:31:35,295 --> 00:31:39,601 ♪ To say that I was so wrong. ♪ 717 00:31:39,634 --> 00:31:41,669 It's a sad song. 718 00:31:41,703 --> 00:31:44,171 So sad. Wow. 719 00:31:44,204 --> 00:31:47,642 Have I heard you sing before? Your voice is so familiar. 720 00:31:47,675 --> 00:31:49,644 Uh, n-no. 721 00:31:49,677 --> 00:31:51,011 Probably not. 722 00:31:51,044 --> 00:31:52,647 Well, I should have. 723 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,114 You're kind of amazing. 724 00:31:54,148 --> 00:31:56,283 No, you're amazing. 725 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:58,118 No, I'm serious. 726 00:31:58,152 --> 00:32:00,421 -I'm serious. -No. 727 00:32:00,454 --> 00:32:02,055 I'm serious. 728 00:32:13,735 --> 00:32:16,003 -Are you sure this is okay? -What? 729 00:32:16,036 --> 00:32:18,038 I feel like we don't have to do this now. 730 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:19,973 You know, I don't think of you as just... 731 00:32:20,007 --> 00:32:21,408 Mandate meat? 732 00:32:21,442 --> 00:32:25,078 Oh, that term is disgusting, but, well, yeah. 733 00:32:26,548 --> 00:32:29,183 God, you're sweet. 734 00:32:30,384 --> 00:32:32,152 I have a condom. 735 00:32:33,755 --> 00:32:35,590 I'll be right back. 736 00:32:55,510 --> 00:32:57,311 You got to be kidding me. 737 00:33:05,419 --> 00:33:07,087 Anyone here? 738 00:33:08,222 --> 00:33:10,525 Yeah. Uh, what can I do for you? 739 00:33:10,558 --> 00:33:13,093 -Do you have any more condoms? -Uh, sorry. 740 00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:15,095 Um, we're all out. 741 00:34:31,539 --> 00:34:33,206 Condoms. 742 00:34:34,509 --> 00:34:35,543 Yes! 743 00:34:35,577 --> 00:34:37,545 I will take it. 744 00:34:37,579 --> 00:34:38,513 Thank you. 745 00:34:38,546 --> 00:34:41,248 -200. -What? That's gouging. 746 00:34:41,883 --> 00:34:43,851 I feel awful about it. 747 00:34:43,885 --> 00:34:45,185 Fine. 748 00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:46,521 Cash only. 749 00:34:46,554 --> 00:34:48,488 ATM in the back. 750 00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:52,225 But somebody already beat you to it. 751 00:35:01,234 --> 00:35:03,337 -That's crazy. -Uh... 752 00:35:03,370 --> 00:35:05,540 Look, I'm-I'm really sorry about what happened earlier. 753 00:35:05,573 --> 00:35:06,608 It's all good. 754 00:35:06,641 --> 00:35:07,474 No, I-I want to explain. 755 00:35:07,508 --> 00:35:09,343 I went for dinner with my girlfriend. 756 00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:10,745 I'd ordered two omakases. 757 00:35:10,778 --> 00:35:12,245 You vomit words, too? 758 00:35:13,848 --> 00:35:15,650 Like I said, I'm really sorry. 759 00:35:16,951 --> 00:35:19,219 Glad you found someone, though. 760 00:35:19,252 --> 00:35:22,255 Looks like we both found our "or." 761 00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:24,759 Is that him? 762 00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:26,561 I like that jacket. Is that Buck Mason? 763 00:35:26,594 --> 00:35:28,495 That is my PIN. 764 00:35:28,529 --> 00:35:31,465 Hey, Tits McGee. 765 00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:32,800 Sorry. 766 00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:34,234 Let me see if mine works. 767 00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:35,637 Oh, so you can get it? No. 768 00:35:35,670 --> 00:35:37,538 --Well, it looks like you've been here 769 00:35:37,572 --> 00:35:39,239 a while now, and you don't seem to be yielding much fruit. 770 00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:40,575 -They got 'em. -$200, cash only, 771 00:35:40,608 --> 00:35:42,309 -ATM in the back. -Okay, look. 772 00:35:42,342 --> 00:35:44,378 -I really need this. -So do I. 773 00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:46,848 I have a window, and it's gonna close if I don't get back 774 00:35:46,881 --> 00:35:48,516 in eight and three-quarter minutes. 775 00:35:48,549 --> 00:35:51,218 I actually have a real connection with somebody, okay? 776 00:35:51,251 --> 00:35:52,754 You're in a bodega trying to buy a condom. 777 00:35:52,787 --> 00:35:54,822 What does he get on his pizza? 778 00:35:54,856 --> 00:35:56,390 What? 779 00:35:56,423 --> 00:35:57,959 Well, if you have a real connection with someone, 780 00:35:57,992 --> 00:35:59,861 you know what kind of pizza they like. 781 00:35:59,894 --> 00:36:01,428 It's coffee, not pizza. 782 00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:02,897 -It's how they take their coffee. -Okay, okay. 783 00:36:02,930 --> 00:36:05,165 How does he take his coffee, then? 784 00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:09,202 He likes it how I like it: black with three sugars. 785 00:36:10,138 --> 00:36:11,739 Well, that's gross. 786 00:36:11,773 --> 00:36:14,374 He thinks it's adorable. 787 00:36:15,677 --> 00:36:18,211 I'm sure you'll end up at the top 788 00:36:18,245 --> 00:36:21,381 of the Empire State Building at sunrise, 789 00:36:21,415 --> 00:36:23,483 pledging your undying love. 790 00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:25,787 I would love that for us. 791 00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:27,320 May I? 792 00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:29,557 Just... 793 00:36:29,590 --> 00:36:31,324 Ah. 794 00:36:36,864 --> 00:36:38,432 Thank you. 795 00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:43,838 I want to go now. 796 00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:46,306 So hot. 797 00:36:48,743 --> 00:36:50,277 No, no, no. 798 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:51,445 That's not right. 799 00:36:51,478 --> 00:36:52,980 -Ah, I just did payroll. -This sucks. 800 00:36:53,014 --> 00:36:55,282 -Hey, my guy. Can I use that? -My God! 801 00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:56,751 You guys have been here for a minute. 802 00:36:56,784 --> 00:36:59,787 Aren't you guys a little old, too? 803 00:36:59,821 --> 00:37:01,488 -What? -What? 804 00:37:03,490 --> 00:37:05,459 Excuse me. 805 00:37:05,492 --> 00:37:06,728 Pardon me. 806 00:37:06,761 --> 00:37:08,029 Oh, fuck yeah. 807 00:37:08,062 --> 00:37:09,463 Oh, literally. 808 00:37:09,496 --> 00:37:11,566 Mwah. 809 00:37:12,867 --> 00:37:14,602 I hate this night. 810 00:37:14,635 --> 00:37:16,504 Sucks. 811 00:37:16,537 --> 00:37:18,438 Got to get the key. 812 00:37:26,379 --> 00:37:27,682 So hot. 813 00:37:51,038 --> 00:37:52,774 What are you doing? 814 00:37:52,807 --> 00:37:54,809 Making it happen. 815 00:37:59,046 --> 00:38:00,982 Go. 816 00:38:01,516 --> 00:38:02,984 -♪ Let me go on ♪ -Oh! 817 00:38:03,017 --> 00:38:04,384 Oh! 818 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:05,653 ♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪ 819 00:38:05,686 --> 00:38:06,788 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 820 00:38:06,821 --> 00:38:07,922 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -Oh! 821 00:38:07,955 --> 00:38:09,422 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 822 00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,358 ♪ Big hands, I know you're the one ♪ 823 00:38:15,229 --> 00:38:17,799 Oh, my God, you are a crazy person. 824 00:38:17,832 --> 00:38:19,834 -Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, God. -Oh! 825 00:38:19,867 --> 00:38:21,669 -Bro. -Film it. Film it. 826 00:38:21,702 --> 00:38:23,938 Oh! 827 00:38:25,438 --> 00:38:27,374 What? How? 828 00:38:27,407 --> 00:38:28,543 Hey! Stop! 829 00:38:28,576 --> 00:38:29,744 Uh-oh. 830 00:38:29,777 --> 00:38:31,579 -Every goddamn year. -Hey. 831 00:38:31,612 --> 00:38:33,014 -What are you doing? -One of us should get it. 832 00:38:33,047 --> 00:38:34,549 -Come on. -Motherfuckers! 833 00:38:34,582 --> 00:38:37,417 -Go, go, go, go, go! -You fucking animals! 834 00:38:37,450 --> 00:38:38,920 They're chasing us! 835 00:38:38,953 --> 00:38:40,588 When that one condom gets stolen on Fuck Night! 836 00:38:40,621 --> 00:38:41,989 Bro! 837 00:38:42,023 --> 00:38:43,624 -Oh! -Oh, my God. 838 00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:46,027 ♪ Ow! ♪ 839 00:38:46,661 --> 00:38:48,830 -Hey. In here, here, here, here, here. -What? 840 00:38:48,863 --> 00:38:51,098 -You can't just go backwards. -Go back, back, back, back. 841 00:38:51,132 --> 00:38:53,067 -Down, down, down. -Oh, my God. 842 00:39:13,521 --> 00:39:14,755 Okay, wait. 843 00:39:15,923 --> 00:39:17,558 I know I just met the guy, 844 00:39:17,592 --> 00:39:19,861 but I actually think he could be someone special. 845 00:39:19,894 --> 00:39:22,730 I really need to get back out there tonight. 846 00:39:27,068 --> 00:39:28,669 Flip for it. 847 00:39:29,804 --> 00:39:32,472 Durex or warnings and instructions? 848 00:39:32,506 --> 00:39:33,841 Warnings and instructions. 849 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:35,076 -Okay. -No. 850 00:39:35,109 --> 00:39:36,143 Durex. 851 00:39:36,177 --> 00:39:37,778 Okay. 852 00:39:39,446 --> 00:39:40,781 Warnings and instructions. 853 00:39:40,815 --> 00:39:42,183 You're warnings and instructions, I'm Durex. 854 00:39:42,216 --> 00:39:43,751 I'm gonna change my mind. 855 00:39:43,784 --> 00:39:44,685 Durex. 856 00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,654 -One... -No, warnings and instructions. 857 00:39:46,687 --> 00:39:48,122 -I can't... I can't... -Okay, how about I'm Durex? 858 00:39:48,155 --> 00:39:49,991 You have to take in the conditions of the wind and, 859 00:39:50,024 --> 00:39:51,759 like, how heavy this is and how long it was in the box. 860 00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,594 -Fuck are you talking about? -This is a big moment. 861 00:39:53,628 --> 00:39:55,696 And I've got someone waiting for me back at the bar. 862 00:39:55,730 --> 00:39:56,964 She's gonna leave soon. 863 00:39:58,498 --> 00:39:59,867 Durex, warnings and instructions. 864 00:39:59,901 --> 00:40:02,069 No, no, no, no, no. Warnings and instructions, Durex. 865 00:40:02,103 --> 00:40:03,771 -I can't look. -Oh, my God. 866 00:40:03,804 --> 00:40:05,506 -One... -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 867 00:40:16,684 --> 00:40:18,219 Okay, go a little lower. 868 00:40:18,252 --> 00:40:19,553 A little lower. 869 00:40:19,587 --> 00:40:20,888 Yep. 870 00:40:22,757 --> 00:40:24,725 -Don't look. -I'm not looking. 871 00:40:25,393 --> 00:40:27,662 Ow! Look a little. 872 00:40:27,695 --> 00:40:29,597 -I'm sorry. -Okay, little farther. 873 00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:31,832 Little farther. 874 00:40:31,866 --> 00:40:32,967 I got it. 875 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,101 -Got it? -Yep. 876 00:40:34,135 --> 00:40:35,169 Ow! 877 00:40:35,202 --> 00:40:36,570 I'm sorry. 878 00:40:38,572 --> 00:40:41,042 Oh, my God. Whoa. 879 00:40:42,710 --> 00:40:44,211 You okay? 880 00:40:44,245 --> 00:40:46,446 Yeah. And I got it. 881 00:40:48,983 --> 00:40:50,851 It was warnings and instructions. 882 00:40:52,286 --> 00:40:53,955 Thanks. 883 00:41:02,229 --> 00:41:04,532 Did you get it? 884 00:41:10,871 --> 00:41:12,506 Sorry. 885 00:41:20,014 --> 00:41:22,516 ♪ You're gonna take it ♪ 886 00:41:22,550 --> 00:41:25,753 ♪ Oh, yes, you're gonna take it ♪ 887 00:41:25,786 --> 00:41:28,723 -Aw. -♪ You are gonna take it ♪ 888 00:41:28,756 --> 00:41:31,258 ♪ Tonight ♪ 889 00:41:31,292 --> 00:41:33,160 ♪ Penestra! ♪ 890 00:41:46,974 --> 00:41:52,279 ♪ Cardamom and jade as your eyes streamed ♪ 891 00:41:52,313 --> 00:41:57,685 ♪ On the night you showed your volcanic side ♪ 892 00:41:57,718 --> 00:41:59,620 ♪ And I'm afraid to need... ♪ 893 00:41:59,653 --> 00:42:00,888 Do you live here? 894 00:42:00,921 --> 00:42:03,057 Yeah. My spot. 895 00:42:04,925 --> 00:42:08,029 -Is that a... -I know. It's a bit much. 896 00:42:08,062 --> 00:42:09,797 He's an old friend. 897 00:42:09,830 --> 00:42:12,166 And nothing says housewarming like a silhouette 898 00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:14,635 of an old-timey boy holding a balloon duck. 899 00:42:14,668 --> 00:42:16,604 Want something to drink? 900 00:42:16,637 --> 00:42:18,973 I make a mean glass of wine. 901 00:42:19,006 --> 00:42:21,709 -Yeah, I would love something. -All right. 902 00:42:22,343 --> 00:42:24,678 -Is that a... -Fake Basquiat? 903 00:42:25,846 --> 00:42:27,615 No. 904 00:42:28,716 --> 00:42:31,018 Go, make yourself comfortable. 905 00:42:32,019 --> 00:42:34,088 ♪ I don't wanna wait for you ♪ 906 00:42:34,121 --> 00:42:38,659 ♪ I don't wanna wait for you, I don't wanna wait for you ♪ 907 00:42:38,692 --> 00:42:41,662 ♪ But I need you, so I won't go. ♪ 908 00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:51,338 To the girl who's made my night. 909 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,388 How do you take your pizza? 910 00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:08,656 What? 911 00:43:08,689 --> 00:43:10,124 I'm, um... 912 00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:12,593 Nothing. 913 00:43:40,754 --> 00:43:42,022 Ah, fuck. 914 00:43:42,056 --> 00:43:43,858 -Go! We'll take the back! -Yeah, fuck. 915 00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:46,093 Wha... Hey. 916 00:43:46,127 --> 00:43:47,728 NYPD! 917 00:43:47,761 --> 00:43:48,762 We know you're in there! 918 00:43:48,796 --> 00:43:50,698 We followed your motorcycle! 919 00:43:50,731 --> 00:43:52,066 It was just one condom! 920 00:43:52,099 --> 00:43:54,802 Open up, or we're gonna knock your door down! 921 00:43:54,835 --> 00:43:56,737 ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 922 00:43:56,770 --> 00:43:59,006 ♪ What am I without you? ♪ 923 00:43:59,039 --> 00:44:01,342 -Hey! -♪ I can't be too late... ♪ 924 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:03,110 Where are we going? 925 00:44:03,144 --> 00:44:04,311 Max? 926 00:44:08,048 --> 00:44:09,416 ♪ I know you were right ♪ 927 00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:10,751 Max? 928 00:44:10,784 --> 00:44:11,886 ♪ Believing for so long... ♪ 929 00:44:11,919 --> 00:44:13,287 This way, this way. 930 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,788 Here! 931 00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:16,157 -I see somebody! -Hey! 932 00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:17,658 You! 933 00:44:18,225 --> 00:44:19,426 You there! 934 00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:20,895 ♪ I know I was so wrong... ♪ 935 00:44:20,928 --> 00:44:22,696 Stop! Wait! 936 00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:24,165 Damn it. 937 00:44:24,198 --> 00:44:25,766 Stop! 938 00:44:26,367 --> 00:44:27,768 Get... 939 00:44:28,802 --> 00:44:31,071 Hey! Stop right there! 940 00:44:31,105 --> 00:44:33,073 -Wait! -Wait, wait, wait. Whoa. 941 00:44:33,107 --> 00:44:34,175 Whoa. 942 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:36,043 Goddamn it, honey, why are you running? 943 00:44:36,076 --> 00:44:38,279 We're not after you. We're after him. 944 00:44:38,979 --> 00:44:40,948 He's on parole. 945 00:44:40,981 --> 00:44:43,050 ♪ I'm so lost without you... ♪ 946 00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:45,719 He ain't allowed to have sex tonight. 947 00:44:55,930 --> 00:44:59,466 Okay, how would you characterize your relationship 948 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:01,202 with Mr. McGuinness? 949 00:45:01,235 --> 00:45:03,337 Uh, relatively new. 950 00:45:03,370 --> 00:45:06,340 The officers reported that you were in your undergarments. 951 00:45:06,373 --> 00:45:09,276 Your goons kicked down a door and violated our privacy. 952 00:45:09,310 --> 00:45:12,246 I can't believe you expend all these resources on this. 953 00:45:12,279 --> 00:45:15,216 Did he mention he spent time in jail for violating the mandate? 954 00:45:15,249 --> 00:45:17,151 So, what, what, he had consensual sex 955 00:45:17,184 --> 00:45:18,986 that the government didn't want him to? 956 00:45:19,019 --> 00:45:20,421 He violated it 14 times. 957 00:45:20,454 --> 00:45:22,056 -14? -In eight days. 958 00:45:22,089 --> 00:45:23,224 Eight? 959 00:45:23,257 --> 00:45:25,226 You think we really want to be dealing with this shit? 960 00:45:25,259 --> 00:45:26,827 Seeing who's playing slap-and-tickle 961 00:45:26,860 --> 00:45:28,262 without a ring on their finger? 962 00:45:28,295 --> 00:45:30,164 Then why do you? Seriously, just because we're living 963 00:45:30,197 --> 00:45:31,966 in these crazy times does not mean 964 00:45:31,999 --> 00:45:33,400 that you need to be on the wrong side of history. 965 00:45:33,434 --> 00:45:35,502 Where's your conscience? 966 00:45:35,537 --> 00:45:36,971 With my pension. 967 00:45:37,004 --> 00:45:38,506 Give me your wrist. 968 00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:40,474 We just need to confirm the integrity of your biosensor, 969 00:45:40,508 --> 00:45:42,510 and then you can be on your way. 970 00:45:43,877 --> 00:45:45,246 The data center's pretty busy. 971 00:45:45,279 --> 00:45:47,081 You can wait outside. 972 00:45:47,114 --> 00:45:48,849 -Really great work. -Mm. 973 00:45:48,882 --> 00:45:51,852 Thank you for keeping our streets safe. 974 00:45:51,885 --> 00:45:54,855 Just so you know, your relatively new boyfriend 975 00:45:54,888 --> 00:45:56,991 is also being charged with real estate fraud, 976 00:45:57,024 --> 00:45:59,393 property trespass, grand theft motorcycle, 977 00:45:59,426 --> 00:46:03,197 stealing various wine and art, including a silhouette of a boy 978 00:46:03,230 --> 00:46:06,400 holding a duck balloon, and a fake Basquiat. 979 00:46:06,433 --> 00:46:08,769 I knew it was fake. 980 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,942 The bastards got me again. 981 00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:19,446 I don't care how many times you arrest me. 982 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,982 I ain't wearing no love glove. 983 00:46:43,971 --> 00:46:45,839 ♪ We go up ♪ 984 00:46:45,873 --> 00:46:47,875 ♪ And we go down ♪ 985 00:46:49,476 --> 00:46:51,445 ♪ How we go up ♪ 986 00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:53,914 ♪ And we go down ♪ 987 00:46:53,947 --> 00:46:57,918 ♪ Yeah, I've been thinking about ♪ 988 00:46:57,951 --> 00:46:59,920 ♪ We're hot and cold ♪ 989 00:46:59,953 --> 00:47:01,288 ♪ The moon and sun ♪ 990 00:47:01,322 --> 00:47:03,290 ♪ We don't know what it is ♪ 991 00:47:03,324 --> 00:47:05,893 ♪ That we're both running from... ♪ 992 00:47:05,926 --> 00:47:07,328 I'm down by the water. 993 00:47:07,361 --> 00:47:09,463 Make a left when you get to the clearing. 994 00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:13,467 Right on the grass. 995 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,035 -Keep going. -Okay. 996 00:47:15,069 --> 00:47:16,638 You're getting warmer. 997 00:47:16,671 --> 00:47:18,205 Much warmer. 998 00:47:18,238 --> 00:47:20,508 Getting hot. 999 00:47:20,542 --> 00:47:22,476 ♪ Manipulate ♪ 1000 00:47:25,045 --> 00:47:26,146 Oh, my God. 1001 00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:28,415 -You're hot. -So are you. 1002 00:47:28,449 --> 00:47:29,883 It's nice to meet you. 1003 00:47:29,917 --> 00:47:32,386 It's nice to meet you, too. 1004 00:47:35,923 --> 00:47:37,224 You want to go here? 1005 00:47:37,257 --> 00:47:40,394 That's the one good thing about this stupid night. 1006 00:47:40,427 --> 00:47:41,995 No wasted time. 1007 00:47:43,063 --> 00:47:44,865 Y-You're right. 1008 00:47:45,667 --> 00:47:47,569 Okay, Felix. 1009 00:47:47,602 --> 00:47:49,604 It's Owen. I lied about my name. 1010 00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:51,539 I did, too. 1011 00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:53,006 I'm Sophie. 1012 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,109 -Sophie. -Mm-hmm. 1013 00:47:55,142 --> 00:47:56,544 All right, well, you want to... 1014 00:47:56,578 --> 00:47:57,911 How do we... 1015 00:47:57,945 --> 00:47:59,146 Well, I-I think, 1016 00:47:59,179 --> 00:48:01,081 traditionally, it starts with a kiss. 1017 00:48:01,115 --> 00:48:04,017 There's nothing traditional about this night. 1018 00:48:04,051 --> 00:48:07,522 I still think you should start with a kiss. 1019 00:48:07,555 --> 00:48:09,289 I think you're right. 1020 00:48:23,571 --> 00:48:25,406 What... 1021 00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:28,208 All right. 1022 00:48:29,443 --> 00:48:31,278 Uh-uh. 1023 00:48:31,311 --> 00:48:34,081 I've never really done that before, but okay. 1024 00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:35,482 ♪ We go up... ♪ 1025 00:48:35,517 --> 00:48:38,419 I don't remember seeing this on your bio. 1026 00:48:38,452 --> 00:48:40,421 -Ooh. -Shh. 1027 00:48:40,454 --> 00:48:41,689 Okay, okay. 1028 00:48:41,723 --> 00:48:43,691 ♪ And we go down ♪ 1029 00:48:45,325 --> 00:48:47,562 ♪ Yeah, I've been thinking about... ♪ 1030 00:48:47,595 --> 00:48:49,363 Not too tight. 1031 00:48:49,396 --> 00:48:51,733 'Cause I'm into it, but I'm not that... 1032 00:48:51,766 --> 00:48:54,034 ♪ And we go down... ♪ 1033 00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:57,505 All right, I'm into it. 1034 00:48:57,539 --> 00:48:59,173 ♪ And we go down... ♪ 1035 00:49:00,441 --> 00:49:01,743 What are you doing? 1036 00:49:01,776 --> 00:49:03,043 Hey. 1037 00:49:03,076 --> 00:49:05,312 Are you robbing me? 1038 00:49:05,345 --> 00:49:07,080 No, don't rob me! 1039 00:49:07,114 --> 00:49:08,982 It's really too bad. You are so cute. 1040 00:49:09,016 --> 00:49:10,451 I wish we hadn't met at work. 1041 00:49:10,484 --> 00:49:11,985 At work?! 1042 00:49:12,620 --> 00:49:14,021 Hey, handsome. 1043 00:49:14,054 --> 00:49:14,988 Hey, where are you? 1044 00:49:15,022 --> 00:49:16,190 I'm almost at the bridge. 1045 00:49:16,223 --> 00:49:17,424 Okay, meet me there in 15. 1046 00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:21,395 Don't do it, buddy! She's a honeypot! 1047 00:49:28,101 --> 00:49:29,303 Fuck. 1048 00:50:11,613 --> 00:50:13,113 Are you following me? 1049 00:50:13,146 --> 00:50:15,249 -Am I following you? -Yeah. 1050 00:50:15,282 --> 00:50:17,284 It's a big city, so... 1051 00:50:17,317 --> 00:50:19,721 this feels a little convenient. 1052 00:50:19,754 --> 00:50:21,523 For who? 1053 00:50:21,556 --> 00:50:22,757 You stole my condom. 1054 00:50:22,790 --> 00:50:24,759 It wasn't my best moment. I'm sorry. 1055 00:50:24,792 --> 00:50:27,094 You didn't use it? 1056 00:50:27,729 --> 00:50:29,129 Oh, my... 1057 00:50:29,162 --> 00:50:30,364 After all that, you didn't use it. 1058 00:50:30,397 --> 00:50:32,266 Much ado about nothing, as the kids say. 1059 00:50:32,299 --> 00:50:34,067 Kids don't say that. 1060 00:50:34,101 --> 00:50:36,270 They say it. They say it all the time. 1061 00:50:36,303 --> 00:50:38,673 No Empire State Building sunrise for you. 1062 00:50:38,706 --> 00:50:40,340 It's a tired reference anyway. 1063 00:50:40,374 --> 00:50:42,242 Have you ever been to the Empire State Building? 1064 00:50:42,276 --> 00:50:45,145 You ride an escalator forever, and then you get up there 1065 00:50:45,178 --> 00:50:47,649 and you stare at a fence. 1066 00:50:47,682 --> 00:50:49,651 It's not romantic at all. 1067 00:50:49,684 --> 00:50:51,318 It's the worst place for it. 1068 00:50:51,351 --> 00:50:53,353 Where would you go? 1069 00:50:53,387 --> 00:50:55,723 I know exactly where I would go. 1070 00:50:55,757 --> 00:50:57,257 Where? 1071 00:51:01,696 --> 00:51:03,297 Why are you here? 1072 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,200 Jaywalking. 1073 00:51:08,703 --> 00:51:10,337 They got me for jaywalking. 1074 00:51:10,370 --> 00:51:12,339 They took your clothes for that? 1075 00:51:12,372 --> 00:51:14,542 I, too, thought it seemed unorthodox. 1076 00:51:14,576 --> 00:51:16,176 -Hmm. -It's your lucky day, Romeo. 1077 00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:18,880 This never happens, but we found your stuff. 1078 00:51:18,913 --> 00:51:20,648 Great. Thank you. 1079 00:51:20,682 --> 00:51:23,183 Apparently, your sex worker was trying to pawn it. 1080 00:51:23,216 --> 00:51:24,852 She was not a sex worker. I told you. 1081 00:51:24,886 --> 00:51:26,554 -She was not a sex worker. -No judgment. 1082 00:51:26,588 --> 00:51:28,155 A lot of guys get conned tonight. 1083 00:51:28,188 --> 00:51:30,725 I mean, little bit of a judgment. 1084 00:51:30,758 --> 00:51:33,327 I was just surprised that you were trying to pay for it. 1085 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,329 You know what I mean? Like, it's just out there. 1086 00:51:35,362 --> 00:51:36,698 Like, why buy the milk 1087 00:51:36,731 --> 00:51:40,200 when the cows are free and there are tons of 'em 1088 00:51:40,233 --> 00:51:41,636 and there's milk everywhere? 1089 00:51:41,669 --> 00:51:43,403 It's like, why are you paying for it? 1090 00:51:43,437 --> 00:51:45,372 -I was not paying for it. -Hey, take the win, buddy. 1091 00:51:45,405 --> 00:51:46,874 What'd you get into there? 1092 00:51:47,542 --> 00:51:49,409 -Thank you. -We're gonna need 1093 00:51:49,443 --> 00:51:50,845 that jacket back for the next john. 1094 00:51:50,878 --> 00:51:52,580 Wow. 1095 00:51:52,614 --> 00:51:55,583 Yeah. You came to party. 1096 00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:57,284 Respect. 1097 00:51:58,753 --> 00:52:00,253 Glad you're enjoying this. 1098 00:52:00,287 --> 00:52:02,389 I'm not not enjoying it. 1099 00:52:10,598 --> 00:52:13,300 Uh, yeah. You came back clean. 1100 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:14,802 We might need you to testify. 1101 00:52:14,836 --> 00:52:16,671 I'll, uh... I'll let you know. 1102 00:52:17,939 --> 00:52:19,339 Testify? 1103 00:52:19,373 --> 00:52:20,708 How romantic. 1104 00:52:22,543 --> 00:52:24,912 The universe is obviously telling us something. 1105 00:52:24,946 --> 00:52:27,214 Maybe we shouldn't overthink this. 1106 00:52:27,815 --> 00:52:29,483 Overthink what? 1107 00:52:30,985 --> 00:52:33,888 You and me. 1108 00:52:33,921 --> 00:52:36,658 -Oh, God. Wow. Um... -What? 1109 00:52:36,691 --> 00:52:37,792 No. 1110 00:52:37,825 --> 00:52:39,627 Dude, you just want to stick your thing somewhere. 1111 00:52:39,661 --> 00:52:41,395 What do you want to do with your thing? 1112 00:52:41,428 --> 00:52:42,797 Or things or whatever. 1113 00:52:42,830 --> 00:52:44,398 Things? 1114 00:52:44,431 --> 00:52:46,266 What exactly do you think I have going on down there? 1115 00:52:46,299 --> 00:52:48,268 I don't know yet. 1116 00:52:48,301 --> 00:52:50,404 I'm not changing who I am 1117 00:52:50,437 --> 00:52:52,272 -for this mandate. -Come on. 1118 00:52:52,305 --> 00:52:54,776 No part of you just wants to have sex? 1119 00:52:54,809 --> 00:52:56,644 Of course, but not... 1120 00:52:56,678 --> 00:53:00,213 not sex that just leaves me feeling empty. 1121 00:53:01,582 --> 00:53:02,984 Well, how do you know that's what 1122 00:53:03,017 --> 00:53:04,786 it's gonna be like with me? 1123 00:53:04,819 --> 00:53:07,187 Years of anecdotal evidence. 1124 00:53:09,957 --> 00:53:12,827 I'm objectively good-looking. 1125 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:14,294 You did not just say that. 1126 00:53:14,327 --> 00:53:15,963 I've been told a fair number of times 1127 00:53:15,997 --> 00:53:18,231 I'm squarely in the sevens. 1128 00:53:18,265 --> 00:53:19,567 Oh, by who? Your boy mom? 1129 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,435 Nah. She thinks I'm a ten. 1130 00:53:21,468 --> 00:53:22,570 Well, you're not. 1131 00:53:22,603 --> 00:53:25,640 Your ears look like car doors. 1132 00:53:25,673 --> 00:53:30,343 Well, your nose... your nose is way too small for your face. 1133 00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:31,579 Your chin could plow a field. 1134 00:53:31,612 --> 00:53:32,980 Your legs don't make any sense. 1135 00:53:33,014 --> 00:53:34,582 Your hairline doesn't make any sense. 1136 00:53:34,615 --> 00:53:36,316 So we're two hideous people. 1137 00:53:36,349 --> 00:53:39,554 Let's lie together in our mutual revulsion. 1138 00:53:39,587 --> 00:53:41,856 We keep meeting up. Maybe that means something. 1139 00:53:41,889 --> 00:53:45,993 It-it might have, until I saw your P. Diddy party swag bag. 1140 00:53:48,029 --> 00:53:49,496 Good luck tonight. 1141 00:53:51,298 --> 00:53:53,467 This party's gonna be sick! 1142 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:54,869 I know. 1143 00:53:54,902 --> 00:53:56,738 -Last year, it was wild. -All the Knicks were there. 1144 00:53:56,771 --> 00:53:58,472 Mm-hmm. Some random billionaire puts it on. 1145 00:53:58,506 --> 00:54:00,340 Oh, is that where Mafalda met her fiancé? 1146 00:54:00,373 --> 00:54:02,442 Yeah, and Mafalda put us on the list. 1147 00:54:02,476 --> 00:54:03,745 Yeah. 1148 00:54:03,778 --> 00:54:05,813 -I need a drink. -Yeah, I need a drink, too. 1149 00:54:05,847 --> 00:54:07,782 I know. We need a billionaire and a drink. 1150 00:54:07,815 --> 00:54:09,416 You want to meet a husband? 1151 00:54:09,449 --> 00:54:10,618 I need a man! 1152 00:54:15,056 --> 00:54:16,858 Go, go, go, go. 1153 00:54:21,829 --> 00:54:25,432 Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 1154 00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:27,869 Oh, yeah. That'll work. 1155 00:54:27,902 --> 00:54:29,336 They won't see you like that. 1156 00:54:29,369 --> 00:54:31,304 We're not doing this together. 1157 00:54:31,338 --> 00:54:32,472 I'm doing this. 1158 00:54:32,507 --> 00:54:33,808 You're doing this. Parallel tracks. 1159 00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:35,910 Also, you're a little underdressed. 1160 00:54:35,943 --> 00:54:38,478 What are you talking about? This is Buck Mason. 1161 00:54:38,513 --> 00:54:40,882 Bro, I don't know what choke hold Buck Mason has 1162 00:54:40,915 --> 00:54:42,917 on all you boys, but they're not all hitters. 1163 00:54:42,950 --> 00:54:44,417 What about this? 1164 00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:45,787 -Here. -What? 1165 00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:47,088 Your biosensor-- what's the story? 1166 00:54:47,121 --> 00:54:48,355 What? 1167 00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:49,891 Look at mine. It's a bat. 1168 00:54:49,924 --> 00:54:52,425 They gave us a week to decide. I panicked, and I got this. 1169 00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:53,895 I don't even like bats. 1170 00:54:53,928 --> 00:54:55,428 Mine's a lighthouse. 1171 00:54:55,462 --> 00:54:56,798 I know. Why? 1172 00:54:56,831 --> 00:54:59,600 -You really want to know? -Yeah, I want to know. 1173 00:55:00,268 --> 00:55:02,804 It's just a kids' book my mom used to read to me. 1174 00:55:02,837 --> 00:55:03,905 Okay. 1175 00:55:03,938 --> 00:55:05,773 "Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge." 1176 00:55:05,807 --> 00:55:08,441 Well, usually, it's red, so... 1177 00:55:09,610 --> 00:55:11,112 There's this little red lighthouse 1178 00:55:11,145 --> 00:55:13,548 on the Hudson River, and... 1179 00:55:14,582 --> 00:55:16,617 It's actually real. It is there. 1180 00:55:16,651 --> 00:55:18,786 -Mm-hmm. -But, um, in the story, 1181 00:55:18,820 --> 00:55:20,555 it feels overshadowed because they built 1182 00:55:20,588 --> 00:55:24,525 the George Washington Bridge over it, and... 1183 00:55:25,293 --> 00:55:28,062 Anyway, one night, this tugboat comes along, 1184 00:55:28,095 --> 00:55:31,431 it's foggy, and it-it needs the light from the lighthouse 1185 00:55:31,464 --> 00:55:33,968 to help it pass. 1186 00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:35,803 So it has worth after all. 1187 00:55:36,804 --> 00:55:37,872 Yeah, it's sweet. 1188 00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:41,709 Kind of cheesy, but when I first moved to New York, 1189 00:55:41,742 --> 00:55:43,845 all the talent here, it was just... 1190 00:55:43,878 --> 00:55:46,080 Yeah, and you're the lighthouse. I get it. 1191 00:55:46,113 --> 00:55:48,149 -It's nice. -Oh, my God, I can't wait to go to this 1192 00:55:48,182 --> 00:55:49,984 -party you guys talked about. -Yeah, I'm really excited. 1193 00:55:50,017 --> 00:55:51,519 I love going there. 1194 00:55:51,552 --> 00:55:53,721 And it just grounds me when I have to sing. 1195 00:55:53,754 --> 00:55:55,388 Are you a singer? 1196 00:55:55,422 --> 00:55:56,858 Uh... yeah. 1197 00:55:56,891 --> 00:55:58,659 That's cool. Would I have heard anything? 1198 00:55:58,693 --> 00:56:00,795 Not anything I'm proud of. 1199 00:56:00,828 --> 00:56:03,598 As long as you love it, that's all that matters. 1200 00:56:03,631 --> 00:56:06,133 Kind of. There is this component where, like, 1201 00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:07,735 someone's supposed to sing, 1202 00:56:07,768 --> 00:56:10,137 then people are supposed to hear, and then you connect, 1203 00:56:10,171 --> 00:56:12,640 but, you know, I, uh... 1204 00:56:13,473 --> 00:56:14,742 What? 1205 00:56:14,775 --> 00:56:16,677 I'm afraid to get up in front of crowds. 1206 00:56:16,711 --> 00:56:18,445 -I know. -That's a problem. 1207 00:56:18,478 --> 00:56:19,881 Yeah, yeah, it's a big problem. 1208 00:56:19,914 --> 00:56:22,083 -It's a big problem. -He doesn't have that problem. 1209 00:56:22,116 --> 00:56:23,483 Ezra Strong? 1210 00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:24,952 You don't get to play Radio City 1211 00:56:24,986 --> 00:56:26,854 unless you make people feel something. 1212 00:56:26,888 --> 00:56:28,022 And look at him. 1213 00:56:28,055 --> 00:56:29,624 He's a five. 1214 00:56:29,657 --> 00:56:31,158 -Six. -Oh, no, no, no. 1215 00:56:31,192 --> 00:56:32,627 -Yes, yes, yes. -He's a ten. 1216 00:56:32,660 --> 00:56:33,961 Girl, you got it bad. 1217 00:56:33,995 --> 00:56:35,462 What? 1218 00:56:35,495 --> 00:56:36,898 You need to put that back in your pants. 1219 00:56:36,931 --> 00:56:40,935 I would dump it all out of my pants for Ezra Strong. 1220 00:56:43,971 --> 00:56:46,741 -Trust us. -I've done that before. 1221 00:56:46,774 --> 00:56:48,776 Okay, well, this is gonna be amazing, so just believe. 1222 00:56:48,809 --> 00:56:50,745 So you're telling me that if Ezra Strong 1223 00:56:50,778 --> 00:56:53,047 went to your high school but was just really good at math, 1224 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:56,183 you would be dumping everything out of your pants for him? 1225 00:56:56,217 --> 00:56:58,552 Maybe. Geometry's pretty hot. 1226 00:56:58,586 --> 00:57:00,487 Well, I'm really great at making a pizza. 1227 00:57:00,521 --> 00:57:01,789 Does that change anything? 1228 00:57:01,822 --> 00:57:03,791 Yeah, Claremont. I saw it on your key chain. 1229 00:57:03,824 --> 00:57:05,626 Is that your family's spot or something? 1230 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,628 No, no, no, no, no. All mine. No. 1231 00:57:07,662 --> 00:57:08,796 I always liked pizza. 1232 00:57:08,829 --> 00:57:10,932 I saved up. I opened a shop. 1233 00:57:10,965 --> 00:57:14,168 If A equals B and B equals C, then A equals C. 1234 00:57:14,201 --> 00:57:17,004 Transitive property of geometry. 1235 00:57:17,038 --> 00:57:18,706 How you like me now? 1236 00:57:21,042 --> 00:57:23,110 Last year, I hooked up in like five minutes. 1237 00:57:23,144 --> 00:57:24,545 What took you so long? 1238 00:57:24,578 --> 00:57:26,080 Where is this party? 1239 00:57:26,113 --> 00:57:29,250 I think I bought a lamp off Facebook Marketplace here once. 1240 00:57:30,685 --> 00:57:32,086 Oh, uh... 1241 00:57:34,255 --> 00:57:36,223 Wait. No, no. No. 1242 00:57:46,567 --> 00:57:47,735 Come on. 1243 00:57:49,136 --> 00:57:50,671 To the party, right? 1244 00:57:50,705 --> 00:57:52,707 -Yeah. -All right. Let's go. 1245 00:57:54,275 --> 00:57:56,010 Come on. 1246 00:57:56,043 --> 00:57:57,244 Get... 1247 00:57:57,278 --> 00:57:58,913 Just come on, come on, come on. 1248 00:57:58,946 --> 00:58:00,548 -Let's go, let's go. -Thank you. Sorry. 1249 00:58:00,581 --> 00:58:01,682 -Don't do that. D-Don't bow. -Sorry. 1250 00:58:01,716 --> 00:58:03,551 Don't bow. It's weird. Okay. 1251 00:58:04,185 --> 00:58:05,886 Thank you. 1252 00:58:08,155 --> 00:58:10,558 You're cute when you're nervous. 1253 00:58:10,591 --> 00:58:11,792 I'm not nervous. 1254 00:58:11,826 --> 00:58:14,295 Ah, so then you're just cute. 1255 00:58:14,328 --> 00:58:16,097 It's not gonna happen, dude. 1256 00:58:16,130 --> 00:58:17,198 Oh. 1257 00:58:17,231 --> 00:58:19,734 I know. I know that. 1258 00:58:19,767 --> 00:58:21,635 How many times you want to tell me that? 1259 00:58:21,669 --> 00:58:23,004 Okay? And you know what? 1260 00:58:23,037 --> 00:58:24,705 I'm emotionally unavailable toward you now. 1261 00:58:24,739 --> 00:58:26,007 -Right. -I don't want to have sex with you. 1262 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,975 No, I can't... Oh, no. 1263 00:58:29,310 --> 00:58:31,645 That's-that's out. That's done. 1264 00:58:31,679 --> 00:58:33,014 Nothing you could say 1265 00:58:33,047 --> 00:58:35,149 would convince me to have sex with you. 1266 00:58:35,182 --> 00:58:36,751 Nothing. Not one thing. 1267 00:58:36,784 --> 00:58:38,219 Not a secret word. Nothing. 1268 00:58:38,252 --> 00:58:39,754 Nothing you could say 1269 00:58:39,787 --> 00:58:41,322 would convince me to have sex with you. 1270 00:58:41,355 --> 00:58:42,690 Hey. 1271 00:58:42,723 --> 00:58:44,892 God, you're good. 1272 00:58:51,265 --> 00:58:53,134 Thank you very much. 1273 00:58:54,135 --> 00:58:55,636 What? What? 1274 00:58:55,669 --> 00:58:57,538 How are we gonna get in? 1275 00:58:59,206 --> 00:59:00,574 And the McGees. 1276 00:59:00,608 --> 00:59:01,909 Just act like you belong. 1277 00:59:01,942 --> 00:59:03,878 -I'm bad at that. -Then be good at it. 1278 00:59:03,911 --> 00:59:07,281 Hey, gorgeouses. How's your night going? 1279 00:59:07,314 --> 00:59:08,616 Name? 1280 00:59:08,649 --> 00:59:10,251 Uh, Owen. 1281 00:59:10,284 --> 00:59:11,585 Nice to meet you. 1282 00:59:11,619 --> 00:59:12,653 What's your name? 1283 00:59:12,686 --> 00:59:13,888 I don't see your name on here. 1284 00:59:13,921 --> 00:59:15,256 Could it be under something different? 1285 00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:17,625 No. O-W-E-N. 1286 00:59:17,658 --> 00:59:18,893 Um, someone put us on... 1287 00:59:18,926 --> 00:59:20,628 Mafalda put us on the list. 1288 00:59:20,661 --> 00:59:21,896 And what's her last name? 1289 00:59:21,929 --> 00:59:23,697 She only has one name, like a Brazilian. 1290 00:59:23,731 --> 00:59:25,266 Like Neymar or Pelé. 1291 00:59:25,299 --> 00:59:26,667 Xuxa. 1292 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:28,803 -Xuxo. Xuxa. -Xu... That's a name. 1293 00:59:28,836 --> 00:59:30,204 -No. -No? -Wha... 1294 00:59:30,237 --> 00:59:32,206 -But you're good. She's good. -She's good? 1295 00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:33,607 -I'm good? -I'm not? Why? 1296 00:59:33,641 --> 00:59:35,076 Because she's not thirsty like you. 1297 00:59:35,109 --> 00:59:36,977 I'm not thirsty. 1298 00:59:38,245 --> 00:59:39,680 Well, we came together. 1299 00:59:39,713 --> 00:59:41,182 Oh, we're singles only tonight, guys. 1300 00:59:41,215 --> 00:59:42,716 You're together? 1301 00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:44,018 -Well, not together-together. -We're not... 1302 00:59:44,051 --> 00:59:45,686 -We came together. -Not, like, together. 1303 00:59:45,719 --> 00:59:46,821 -We just came here. -We are both single. 1304 00:59:46,854 --> 00:59:48,355 -We arrived now together. -Newly. 1305 00:59:48,389 --> 00:59:49,790 I'm sorry, guys. We're gonna need, like, a clear answer. 1306 00:59:49,824 --> 00:59:51,659 Together or not together? 1307 00:59:52,893 --> 00:59:55,362 Nah, we're just on parallel tracks. 1308 00:59:55,396 --> 00:59:57,331 Right? 1309 00:59:57,364 --> 00:59:59,066 -Yeah. -I'll see you around. 1310 00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:01,235 -Get in there, babe. -Come on. Yeah. 1311 01:00:01,268 --> 01:00:03,104 -Okay. Thank you. -Have fun. 1312 01:00:06,941 --> 01:00:09,210 She's wearing that, and you're in a polo shirt. 1313 01:00:09,243 --> 01:00:10,678 Woof. 1314 01:00:13,314 --> 01:00:14,782 ♪ Mine now ♪ 1315 01:00:14,815 --> 01:00:20,688 ♪ Baby, you're mine now ♪ 1316 01:00:20,721 --> 01:00:22,389 -Thanks. -♪ You're mine now ♪ 1317 01:00:22,423 --> 01:00:25,759 ♪ Baby, you're mine now ♪ 1318 01:00:25,793 --> 01:00:29,730 ♪ Baby, you're mine ♪ 1319 01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:32,166 ♪ Now ♪ 1320 01:00:32,199 --> 01:00:33,234 Sorry. 1321 01:00:34,735 --> 01:00:36,103 Oh. Excuse me. 1322 01:00:36,137 --> 01:00:37,304 I just... 1323 01:00:37,338 --> 01:00:39,240 Excuse me. 1324 01:00:41,208 --> 01:00:43,444 Thank you, New York! 1325 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,047 Have a killer night. 1326 01:00:47,081 --> 01:00:49,116 See you guys at the benefit tomorrow. 1327 01:00:49,150 --> 01:00:50,751 And fuck each other! 1328 01:00:53,821 --> 01:00:55,756 And fuck the mandate. 1329 01:00:55,789 --> 01:00:57,224 Yeah, fuck the mandate. 1330 01:00:57,258 --> 01:00:58,859 Fuck the mandate. 1331 01:00:58,893 --> 01:01:00,728 Fuck the mandate! 1332 01:01:00,761 --> 01:01:04,298 Fuck the mandate! Fuck the mandate! 1333 01:01:16,076 --> 01:01:17,278 Hey. 1334 01:01:42,970 --> 01:01:46,707 Hey. Lost your sheep? 1335 01:01:48,309 --> 01:01:50,211 You heading in? 1336 01:01:50,244 --> 01:01:52,746 Yeah, I just got a phone call and... 1337 01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:54,148 Find me. 1338 01:01:54,181 --> 01:01:56,116 Sure. Sure. 1339 01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:07,294 Guys, come on. 1340 01:02:07,328 --> 01:02:08,530 You got to let me in here. 1341 01:02:08,563 --> 01:02:10,164 -Sorry. -Please. 1342 01:02:10,197 --> 01:02:12,766 -It's a private party. -You just let my friend in. 1343 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,001 It's not up to us. 1344 01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:16,170 It seems like it's very much up to you. 1345 01:02:16,203 --> 01:02:17,771 Oi, ladies. 1346 01:02:17,805 --> 01:02:19,340 He's good. 1347 01:02:22,409 --> 01:02:24,878 -Great show, dude. -Hey. 1348 01:02:24,912 --> 01:02:26,180 ♪ Do ya? ♪ 1349 01:02:26,213 --> 01:02:27,915 ♪ So I go out, I look for a guy ♪ 1350 01:02:27,948 --> 01:02:29,850 ♪ I look for a girl, I look for a mind ♪ 1351 01:02:29,883 --> 01:02:31,986 ♪ I look for a guy, I look for a girl ♪ 1352 01:02:32,019 --> 01:02:33,887 ♪ I look for somebody to pull down my hair ♪ 1353 01:02:33,921 --> 01:02:34,955 ♪ I look for someone... ♪ 1354 01:02:34,989 --> 01:02:36,824 Allie. Allie. 1355 01:02:37,424 --> 01:02:38,826 Hey. 1356 01:02:39,527 --> 01:02:40,528 -Whoa. -I got in. 1357 01:02:40,562 --> 01:02:41,895 Hi. You did. 1358 01:02:41,929 --> 01:02:43,163 How you doing? 1359 01:02:43,197 --> 01:02:44,532 Uh, good. Hi. 1360 01:02:44,566 --> 01:02:47,001 You are gorgeous. 1361 01:02:47,034 --> 01:02:49,103 Thanks. So are you. 1362 01:02:49,136 --> 01:02:51,171 He said my legs don't make any sense. 1363 01:02:51,205 --> 01:02:52,339 This is Allie. 1364 01:02:52,373 --> 01:02:53,508 She ditched me at the door. 1365 01:02:53,541 --> 01:02:55,342 Oh, are you two together? 1366 01:02:55,376 --> 01:02:56,511 I don't want to kitty-block you. 1367 01:02:56,544 --> 01:02:58,045 No. No, no, no, no, no. 1368 01:02:58,078 --> 01:02:59,480 He just wants to stick it somewhere. 1369 01:02:59,514 --> 01:03:00,981 In a nice way. 1370 01:03:01,015 --> 01:03:02,349 She's looking for a real connection tonight. 1371 01:03:02,383 --> 01:03:03,884 You're a romantic. 1372 01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:05,252 -Well... -Oh, how cute. I could spread you 1373 01:03:05,286 --> 01:03:07,454 with marmalade and eat you up for brekkie. 1374 01:03:07,488 --> 01:03:09,557 -Thank you? -Did you see who was singing? 1375 01:03:09,591 --> 01:03:11,559 -Ezra. -I... Yes. 1376 01:03:11,593 --> 01:03:12,594 -Ezra! -Yes, Ezra. 1377 01:03:12,627 --> 01:03:14,562 Darling, can you come here? 1378 01:03:14,596 --> 01:03:16,330 -Hi, darling. -Oh, my God. 1379 01:03:16,363 --> 01:03:17,965 -Killer party. -Thank you for doing tonight. 1380 01:03:17,998 --> 01:03:19,033 -Keep it in your pants. -I appreciate it. 1381 01:03:19,066 --> 01:03:20,267 -Shut up. -Anytime. 1382 01:03:20,301 --> 01:03:21,969 -This is Owen. -Dude, pleasure, man. 1383 01:03:22,002 --> 01:03:23,571 The boy I'm gonna fuck tonight. 1384 01:03:23,605 --> 01:03:25,172 -Congrats. -Thank you, man. 1385 01:03:25,205 --> 01:03:27,374 I'm Ezra. It-it's nice to meet you. 1386 01:03:27,408 --> 01:03:30,077 I know. It's nice to meet you, too. 1387 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:32,046 I didn't know that it was nice to meet me. 1388 01:03:32,079 --> 01:03:33,180 That's cool. I, um... 1389 01:03:33,213 --> 01:03:35,282 I-I know. I know who you are. 1390 01:03:35,316 --> 01:03:38,553 Okay. I-I thought I saw you out there, right? 1391 01:03:38,586 --> 01:03:40,321 -You did? -Yeah. 1392 01:03:40,354 --> 01:03:41,922 Her name's Allie. 1393 01:03:41,955 --> 01:03:43,223 You have to say your name. 1394 01:03:43,257 --> 01:03:45,159 My name's not Allie. It's Allison. 1395 01:03:45,192 --> 01:03:47,227 I don't know why I said that. My name's Allie. 1396 01:03:47,261 --> 01:03:50,397 Um, I go... I go by Allie. 1397 01:03:50,431 --> 01:03:53,067 She's a singer, too, just like you. 1398 01:03:53,100 --> 01:03:54,301 -Can you stop? -Well, you are. 1399 01:03:54,335 --> 01:03:56,036 No way. Is Viv putting you onstage? 1400 01:03:56,070 --> 01:03:57,171 -You sing? -No. 1401 01:03:57,204 --> 01:03:58,405 -Yeah, you're a singer. -No. 1402 01:03:58,439 --> 01:03:59,940 -She's a singer. You are. -I'm not. No. No. 1403 01:03:59,973 --> 01:04:01,442 Do you or don't you sing? 1404 01:04:01,475 --> 01:04:02,476 She does. 1405 01:04:02,510 --> 01:04:03,578 -No. -No? 1406 01:04:03,611 --> 01:04:04,912 No. Yes, I sing. 1407 01:04:04,945 --> 01:04:06,213 I'm a singer. Yeah. 1408 01:04:06,246 --> 01:04:08,616 -I do that for a living, and... -Yes? 1409 01:04:08,650 --> 01:04:11,051 It's... 1410 01:04:11,085 --> 01:04:13,087 on a small basis. 1411 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,489 Uh, just... the occasional... 1412 01:04:15,523 --> 01:04:16,624 ♪ Psoriasis. ♪ 1413 01:04:16,658 --> 01:04:18,058 Um, but not in front of people. 1414 01:04:18,092 --> 01:04:20,294 I don't do the-the stage thing. 1415 01:04:20,327 --> 01:04:23,565 That's a lot of people and absolutely terrifying. 1416 01:04:23,598 --> 01:04:25,199 And certainly not half naked. 1417 01:04:25,232 --> 01:04:27,034 Although there was this one time in... 1418 01:04:27,067 --> 01:04:29,336 in kindergarten, um... 1419 01:04:30,404 --> 01:04:32,206 You're hilarious. 1420 01:04:32,239 --> 01:04:33,508 You're going to sing tonight. 1421 01:04:33,541 --> 01:04:35,309 -It's been decreed. Come on. Come sing. -No. 1422 01:04:35,342 --> 01:04:36,910 -No. No, no, no. -Yes. -Oh, it's been decreed. 1423 01:04:36,944 --> 01:04:38,212 -No. Oh, God, no, no, no. -Come with me. 1424 01:04:38,245 --> 01:04:39,413 -I-I get what I want. -I can't. I can't. 1425 01:04:39,446 --> 01:04:41,248 -Go, go, go, go, go, go. -I don't like it. 1426 01:04:41,281 --> 01:04:43,117 -Think of those tugboats. Go, go, go... -I don't want to. 1427 01:04:43,150 --> 01:04:44,619 I wasn't being cute about it. I really don't like it. 1428 01:04:44,652 --> 01:04:46,286 -I really don't like it. I really don't... -Just go sing. 1429 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,622 It's a feeling you can get used to. 1430 01:04:47,655 --> 01:04:48,656 It's all just butterflies, darling. 1431 01:04:48,690 --> 01:04:51,158 -Yes. -Oh, but I... 1432 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,096 Oh, look at us. We both... we match. 1433 01:04:56,765 --> 01:04:58,999 Uh, do you know "Only You"? 1434 01:04:59,032 --> 01:05:00,100 Yeah. 1435 01:05:03,705 --> 01:05:05,105 I can't do it. 1436 01:05:05,139 --> 01:05:06,373 -I can't do it. I can't do it. -Darling. 1437 01:05:06,407 --> 01:05:07,975 That's a bad idea. 1438 01:05:08,008 --> 01:05:10,377 I am rapidly losing my fairy godmother buzz. 1439 01:05:12,614 --> 01:05:14,214 I just think, um... 1440 01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:16,049 -I just think maybe if-if... -Shh. 1441 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:18,051 Just... Shh. 1442 01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:28,095 ♪ Looking from a window above ♪ 1443 01:05:28,128 --> 01:05:31,031 ♪ It's like a story of love ♪ 1444 01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:33,066 ♪ Can... ♪ 1445 01:05:34,636 --> 01:05:36,970 ♪ Came back only yesterday ♪ 1446 01:05:37,004 --> 01:05:40,575 ♪ I'm feeling farther away ♪ 1447 01:05:40,608 --> 01:05:44,178 ♪ Want you near me ♪ 1448 01:05:44,211 --> 01:05:48,215 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1449 01:05:48,883 --> 01:05:52,352 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1450 01:05:52,386 --> 01:05:56,190 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1451 01:05:56,223 --> 01:05:58,358 ♪ Only you ♪ 1452 01:06:02,062 --> 01:06:04,231 ♪ Sometimes when I think of her name ♪ 1453 01:06:04,264 --> 01:06:07,067 ♪ When it's only a game ♪ 1454 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:10,638 ♪ And I need you ♪ 1455 01:06:10,672 --> 01:06:13,440 ♪ Listen to the words that you say ♪ 1456 01:06:13,474 --> 01:06:16,143 ♪ It's getting harder to stay ♪ 1457 01:06:16,176 --> 01:06:20,180 ♪ When I see you ♪ 1458 01:06:20,214 --> 01:06:25,018 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1459 01:06:25,052 --> 01:06:28,790 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1460 01:06:28,823 --> 01:06:32,627 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1461 01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:35,162 ♪ Only you ♪ 1462 01:06:38,533 --> 01:06:43,136 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1463 01:06:43,170 --> 01:06:47,107 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1464 01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:50,812 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1465 01:06:50,845 --> 01:06:53,247 ♪ Only you ♪ 1466 01:06:54,448 --> 01:06:58,786 ♪ All I needed was the love you gave ♪ 1467 01:06:58,820 --> 01:07:02,790 ♪ All I needed for another day ♪ 1468 01:07:02,824 --> 01:07:06,226 ♪ And all I ever knew ♪ 1469 01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:09,129 ♪ Only you. ♪ 1470 01:07:15,168 --> 01:07:16,638 Whew. Thanks. 1471 01:07:18,873 --> 01:07:21,174 Thank you, New York. 1472 01:07:23,176 --> 01:07:25,813 -Bye, babe. -I will see you soon. 1473 01:07:25,847 --> 01:07:27,147 Have a good night. Have fun. 1474 01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:30,317 Oh, I will. I will. 1475 01:07:31,151 --> 01:07:32,386 In you get. 1476 01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:42,462 Just a quick... Okay, great. 1477 01:07:42,496 --> 01:07:44,097 Let's go. 1478 01:07:58,211 --> 01:07:59,681 Whew! Thank you. 1479 01:08:00,848 --> 01:08:02,215 Oh. 1480 01:08:02,249 --> 01:08:04,084 Thank you. 1481 01:08:11,258 --> 01:08:12,627 Wow. 1482 01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:14,762 The organizers of the benefit 1483 01:08:14,796 --> 01:08:16,363 rented it for me for the weekend. 1484 01:08:16,396 --> 01:08:19,232 I thought the pro-mandate side had all the money. 1485 01:08:19,266 --> 01:08:20,735 Sure would be easier to believe that. 1486 01:08:23,470 --> 01:08:24,739 -This is crazy. -I know. 1487 01:08:24,772 --> 01:08:27,474 Jimi Hendrix, Patti Smith, Taylor Swift. 1488 01:08:27,508 --> 01:08:29,611 -Well, yeah, the place, but... -"Fireflies." 1489 01:08:29,644 --> 01:08:31,211 Owl City. 1490 01:08:31,244 --> 01:08:32,747 -Yeah, the... -Right here! 1491 01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:35,482 I'm sorry to nerd out, but I think you're amazing. 1492 01:08:35,516 --> 01:08:37,451 -Stop it. -I'm serious. 1493 01:08:37,484 --> 01:08:40,253 -You really inspire me. -No. 1494 01:08:41,756 --> 01:08:43,457 You inspire me. 1495 01:08:44,659 --> 01:08:46,259 ♪ Only you. ♪ 1496 01:08:48,495 --> 01:08:50,698 I really thought this whole thing was gonna ruin sex. 1497 01:08:50,732 --> 01:08:52,466 Right? It-it kind of did, 1498 01:08:52,499 --> 01:08:55,937 but at the same time, it-it gave it new meaning. 1499 01:08:55,970 --> 01:09:00,508 You know, who do you choose to be with for this one night? 1500 01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:01,408 Yeah. 1501 01:09:01,441 --> 01:09:04,812 The choice itself is, like, romantic. 1502 01:09:05,445 --> 01:09:09,416 Just maybe the fascists were right about this one. 1503 01:09:11,485 --> 01:09:14,421 I'm really glad I'm here with you tonight. 1504 01:09:17,859 --> 01:09:19,827 Can I use the bathroom? 1505 01:09:19,861 --> 01:09:21,361 Yeah. 1506 01:09:21,395 --> 01:09:23,330 Down the hall, next to Adam Levine's pay phone. 1507 01:09:23,363 --> 01:09:25,298 Cool. 1508 01:09:26,968 --> 01:09:29,336 Mm. Oh, let's go back to yours. 1509 01:09:29,369 --> 01:09:31,639 I find it easier to orgasm in unfamiliar places. 1510 01:09:31,673 --> 01:09:34,408 Tell Victor where you live. 1511 01:09:34,441 --> 01:09:36,678 Um, well, why don't we just go back to yours 1512 01:09:36,711 --> 01:09:39,279 and we can do it in the... in the... in the... 1513 01:09:39,312 --> 01:09:41,214 on the bathroom floor? 1514 01:09:41,248 --> 01:09:43,350 I said unfamiliar. 1515 01:10:08,408 --> 01:10:10,845 ♪ Allie, brown hair ♪ 1516 01:10:10,878 --> 01:10:13,915 ♪ Beautiful face ♪ 1517 01:10:14,582 --> 01:10:16,818 ♪ Came from Ohio ♪ 1518 01:10:16,851 --> 01:10:20,988 ♪ And now New York is her place ♪ 1519 01:10:21,022 --> 01:10:23,958 ♪ Got up onstage ♪ 1520 01:10:23,991 --> 01:10:27,360 ♪ And didn't even think, yeah ♪ 1521 01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:30,297 ♪ You sang a few notes ♪ 1522 01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:33,366 ♪ Made the whole room blink ♪ 1523 01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:37,538 ♪ That voice ♪ 1524 01:10:39,574 --> 01:10:41,843 ♪ That's the thing ♪ 1525 01:10:42,844 --> 01:10:44,612 ♪ That's the thing ♪ 1526 01:10:46,581 --> 01:10:49,416 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1527 01:10:49,449 --> 01:10:50,918 ♪ She doesn't have to try ♪ 1528 01:10:50,952 --> 01:10:52,754 ♪ She just shines ♪ 1529 01:10:52,787 --> 01:10:56,323 ♪ She says, "My name's not Allie, it's Allison ♪ 1530 01:10:56,356 --> 01:10:58,526 ♪ I don't know why I said that" ♪ 1531 01:10:58,559 --> 01:11:01,629 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1532 01:11:01,662 --> 01:11:04,364 ♪ She doesn't have to try, she just shines ♪ 1533 01:11:04,397 --> 01:11:05,800 ♪ She says ♪ 1534 01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:07,902 ♪ "My name's not Allie, it's Allison" ♪ 1535 01:11:07,935 --> 01:11:10,037 Shh. Not a duet. 1536 01:11:10,071 --> 01:11:11,706 Oh. Sorry. 1537 01:11:11,739 --> 01:11:14,509 ♪ "It's Allison, I don't know why I said that" ♪ 1538 01:11:14,542 --> 01:11:16,711 ♪ Allie lights up the night ♪ 1539 01:11:16,744 --> 01:11:20,047 ♪ You could cut the power, turn off the lights ♪ 1540 01:11:20,081 --> 01:11:23,518 ♪ And she'll shine bright ♪ 1541 01:11:23,551 --> 01:11:25,987 ♪ Allie lights up ♪ 1542 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:28,388 ♪ The night ♪ 1543 01:11:29,824 --> 01:11:31,926 ♪ I'm gonna fuck her in the face tonight ♪ 1544 01:11:31,959 --> 01:11:35,530 ♪ Ooh, fuck her in the face tonight ♪ 1545 01:11:35,563 --> 01:11:38,431 ♪ Ah-ah, fuck her on the floor of the studio ♪ 1546 01:11:38,465 --> 01:11:41,068 ♪ And I'm probably gonna film it on my phone ♪ 1547 01:11:41,102 --> 01:11:44,839 ♪ Push it in, pull it out, pour it down her spout ♪ 1548 01:11:44,872 --> 01:11:48,709 ♪ I'm gonna fuck the fuck right out this girl tonight ♪ 1549 01:11:49,577 --> 01:11:51,444 ♪ Sex tonight ♪ 1550 01:11:51,478 --> 01:11:53,915 ♪ Sex tonight ♪ 1551 01:11:53,948 --> 01:11:56,517 -♪ Sex tonight... ♪ -Uh, Ezra, you... 1552 01:11:56,551 --> 01:11:57,819 Whoa! 1553 01:12:00,054 --> 01:12:01,488 Oh, my God. 1554 01:12:06,761 --> 01:12:09,362 -Oh. -This is it. 1555 01:12:09,997 --> 01:12:11,833 All right. Wait here. 1556 01:12:11,866 --> 01:12:13,968 Okay. Ooh, I like this. 1557 01:12:14,702 --> 01:12:17,839 Now I can add "boy from the Bronx" 1558 01:12:17,872 --> 01:12:19,640 to my fucket list. 1559 01:12:19,674 --> 01:12:22,710 It's Upper Manhattan, and, uh... 1560 01:12:36,123 --> 01:12:37,925 Be back in a sec. 1561 01:12:56,811 --> 01:12:58,478 My shoes, my shoes, my shoes. 1562 01:12:58,512 --> 01:13:00,447 Get 'em off. Get 'em off. 1563 01:13:07,788 --> 01:13:09,590 -Could you help me? -Yes. 1564 01:13:09,624 --> 01:13:11,092 -Yeah. -Take it off, take it off. 1565 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:13,527 Take it... 1566 01:13:17,531 --> 01:13:18,866 Whoo! 1567 01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:20,601 -Let me get my sock off. -Your sock? 1568 01:13:20,635 --> 01:13:22,670 -My sock. Sock, sock, sock. -Boxers off. 1569 01:13:22,703 --> 01:13:23,971 -Ow! -What? What now? 1570 01:13:24,005 --> 01:13:26,007 I don't know, something's underneath me. 1571 01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:27,474 Oh, what, that? 1572 01:13:27,508 --> 01:13:28,743 Ugh. 1573 01:13:30,211 --> 01:13:32,046 The fuck? 1574 01:13:32,079 --> 01:13:34,649 Jesus Christ, Owen! 1575 01:13:34,682 --> 01:13:36,851 -Hiya, buddy. -What are you doing? 1576 01:13:36,884 --> 01:13:37,985 It's my house! 1577 01:13:38,019 --> 01:13:39,053 Mom! 1578 01:13:39,086 --> 01:13:40,187 No. 1579 01:13:40,221 --> 01:13:41,989 No. Move. 1580 01:13:42,023 --> 01:13:43,490 This is weird, even for me. 1581 01:13:43,524 --> 01:13:45,458 I mean... bubbles? 1582 01:13:45,492 --> 01:13:47,094 -God, I'm out. -Who is that? 1583 01:13:47,128 --> 01:13:49,030 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... 1584 01:13:49,063 --> 01:13:52,033 I don't have time for this weird shit tonight, mate. 1585 01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,242 Owen? 1586 01:14:01,275 --> 01:14:04,645 Colleen Hoover signed that book! 1587 01:14:06,881 --> 01:14:08,516 Mom. 1588 01:14:08,549 --> 01:14:10,483 What are you doing?! 1589 01:14:11,118 --> 01:14:14,855 ♪ I'm at a pay phone trying to call home ♪ 1590 01:14:14,889 --> 01:14:16,624 ♪ Sex in this place tonight... ♪ 1591 01:14:16,657 --> 01:14:19,560 ♪ All of my change I spent on you ♪ 1592 01:14:19,593 --> 01:14:22,263 -Rock and roll, baby. -♪ Where have the times gone? ♪ 1593 01:14:22,296 --> 01:14:24,098 ♪ Baby, it's all wrong ♪ 1594 01:14:24,131 --> 01:14:28,669 ♪ Where are the plans we made for two? ♪ 1595 01:14:28,703 --> 01:14:32,239 ♪ If happy-ever-afters did exist ♪ 1596 01:14:32,273 --> 01:14:37,078 ♪ I would still be holding you like this ♪ 1597 01:14:37,111 --> 01:14:41,215 ♪ All those fairy tales are full of shit ♪ 1598 01:14:41,248 --> 01:14:45,086 ♪ One more fucking love song, I'll be sick ♪ 1599 01:14:45,119 --> 01:14:48,856 ♪ Yeah, now I'm at a pay phone. ♪ 1600 01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:01,202 Across the country tonight, the window is closing 1601 01:15:01,235 --> 01:15:05,039 for unmarried Americans during this year's exemption period. 1602 01:15:05,072 --> 01:15:06,741 In just under three hours, 1603 01:15:06,774 --> 01:15:09,243 the nationwide chastity mandate will take effect once... 1604 01:15:37,071 --> 01:15:38,172 I'm hungry. 1605 01:15:38,205 --> 01:15:39,240 Huh? 1606 01:15:39,273 --> 01:15:40,674 -I'm hungry. -Huh? 1607 01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:41,909 So hungry. 1608 01:15:41,942 --> 01:15:43,077 We're closed. 1609 01:15:44,178 --> 01:15:45,946 I know the owner. 1610 01:15:49,216 --> 01:15:51,052 What are you doing all the way up here? 1611 01:15:51,085 --> 01:15:54,321 Ordering a pizza, with extra cheese. 1612 01:15:54,355 --> 01:15:55,689 Hold the K-Y. 1613 01:15:55,723 --> 01:15:57,792 That's what we're known for. 1614 01:15:57,825 --> 01:15:58,959 Come on. 1615 01:16:09,637 --> 01:16:12,573 Put the flour down so nothing sticks. 1616 01:16:13,707 --> 01:16:15,709 This is how you make the crust. 1617 01:16:21,649 --> 01:16:22,950 Try that. 1618 01:16:27,254 --> 01:16:29,056 Thanks. 1619 01:16:36,697 --> 01:16:37,965 Ooh. 1620 01:16:37,998 --> 01:16:39,600 So? 1621 01:16:40,201 --> 01:16:41,702 So? 1622 01:16:41,735 --> 01:16:43,304 What happened to Ezra? 1623 01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:45,206 Didn't really click. 1624 01:16:45,239 --> 01:16:48,742 Does that hospital name tag have anything to do with it? 1625 01:16:57,885 --> 01:16:59,920 What happened with Beatrix Potter? 1626 01:17:00,754 --> 01:17:02,756 Just didn't feel right. 1627 01:17:07,761 --> 01:17:09,663 Try that. 1628 01:17:15,069 --> 01:17:16,737 Mmm. 1629 01:17:34,321 --> 01:17:37,992 Oh, my God, this is the best pizza I've ever had. 1630 01:17:38,025 --> 01:17:39,460 Truly. 1631 01:17:39,493 --> 01:17:41,061 I think it's better than sex. 1632 01:17:41,095 --> 01:17:42,263 No. Come on. 1633 01:17:42,296 --> 01:17:43,397 I mean it. 1634 01:17:43,430 --> 01:17:44,798 But I honestly don't remember. 1635 01:17:45,332 --> 01:17:47,835 What's your favorite part? 1636 01:17:47,868 --> 01:17:49,236 -The cheese. -No. 1637 01:17:49,270 --> 01:17:51,672 Of sex. 1638 01:17:52,339 --> 01:17:53,774 The buildup. 1639 01:17:56,777 --> 01:17:58,913 -What? -That's just a typical lady answer. 1640 01:17:58,946 --> 01:18:00,447 -What? Oh, okay. -It is. 1641 01:18:00,481 --> 01:18:02,183 What's yours? Hmm? 1642 01:18:02,216 --> 01:18:03,317 Boobs? 1643 01:18:03,350 --> 01:18:05,152 Cowgirl? You like to jackhammer? 1644 01:18:05,186 --> 01:18:07,922 -Just fucking... -You're not gonna believe me, 1645 01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:10,324 but it's about the after for me. 1646 01:18:10,357 --> 01:18:12,226 -Mm-mm. No. -It is. 1647 01:18:12,259 --> 01:18:13,727 That moment after. 1648 01:18:14,395 --> 01:18:17,064 You're laying there, two people. 1649 01:18:17,097 --> 01:18:19,166 It's like you're sharing a secret. 1650 01:18:20,768 --> 01:18:22,870 It's never really about the sex. 1651 01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:28,375 It's kind of a good answer. 1652 01:18:28,409 --> 01:18:31,278 You were incredible at the party tonight. 1653 01:18:31,312 --> 01:18:32,479 No one was listening. 1654 01:18:32,514 --> 01:18:34,748 I was. 1655 01:18:44,191 --> 01:18:45,359 Uh, it's her. 1656 01:18:45,392 --> 01:18:47,795 My, uh... my girlfriend. 1657 01:18:47,828 --> 01:18:49,263 What do I do? 1658 01:18:52,066 --> 01:18:53,867 Um... 1659 01:19:04,546 --> 01:19:08,382 ♪ Don't act so special ♪ 1660 01:19:08,415 --> 01:19:10,518 ♪ What I do ♪ 1661 01:19:10,552 --> 01:19:13,053 ♪ Is not for you ♪ 1662 01:19:13,087 --> 01:19:15,389 ♪ Forget about it ♪ 1663 01:19:15,422 --> 01:19:17,791 ♪ You made this mess ♪ 1664 01:19:17,825 --> 01:19:21,128 ♪ I'll knock at your door ♪ 1665 01:19:21,161 --> 01:19:23,063 ♪ Don't you ignore ♪ 1666 01:19:23,097 --> 01:19:25,099 ♪ Or forget about it ♪ 1667 01:19:25,132 --> 01:19:26,867 ♪ Every night ♪ 1668 01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:30,137 ♪ Got you running in circles, I know ♪ 1669 01:19:30,170 --> 01:19:31,905 ♪ Touchin' me ♪ 1670 01:19:31,939 --> 01:19:35,042 ♪ Get your paws off my Dolce cologne ♪ 1671 01:19:35,075 --> 01:19:36,310 ♪ Back it up ♪ 1672 01:19:36,343 --> 01:19:38,979 ♪ Off my throne 'cause you know ♪ 1673 01:19:39,013 --> 01:19:41,815 ♪ You wanna make me ♪ 1674 01:19:41,849 --> 01:19:46,020 ♪ Walk away and forget about it ♪ 1675 01:19:46,053 --> 01:19:47,321 ♪ Every night ♪ 1676 01:19:47,354 --> 01:19:50,592 ♪ Got you running in circles, I know ♪ 1677 01:19:50,625 --> 01:19:52,459 ♪ Touchin' me ♪ 1678 01:19:52,493 --> 01:19:56,063 ♪ Get your paws off my Dolce cologne ♪ 1679 01:19:56,096 --> 01:19:57,865 ♪ Make me ♪ 1680 01:19:57,898 --> 01:19:59,900 ♪ Walk away and forget about it... ♪ 1681 01:20:01,335 --> 01:20:02,604 What? 1682 01:20:10,344 --> 01:20:12,279 What do I do? 1683 01:20:19,086 --> 01:20:21,021 You should answer it. 1684 01:20:21,656 --> 01:20:23,123 Yeah? 1685 01:20:23,157 --> 01:20:25,359 Yeah. 1686 01:20:28,929 --> 01:20:30,297 Yeah. 1687 01:20:31,131 --> 01:20:32,866 All right, one second. 1688 01:20:32,900 --> 01:20:34,201 Malika. 1689 01:20:34,234 --> 01:20:35,570 Yeah. 1690 01:20:35,603 --> 01:20:37,905 Yep, I'm at the shop. 1691 01:20:45,179 --> 01:20:47,047 I couldn't go through with it. 1692 01:20:47,081 --> 01:20:49,016 -Come home. -Okay. 1693 01:20:49,049 --> 01:20:50,884 All right, bye. 1694 01:20:50,918 --> 01:20:52,453 Uh... 1695 01:20:52,486 --> 01:20:54,455 she wants to see me. 1696 01:20:54,488 --> 01:20:56,090 Great. 1697 01:20:56,123 --> 01:20:57,891 She wants to see me now. 1698 01:20:57,925 --> 01:20:59,059 -Um... -Oh. Okay. 1699 01:20:59,093 --> 01:21:01,061 -I'll, um... -No. No, no, stay. 1700 01:21:01,095 --> 01:21:02,963 Please, um... 1701 01:21:02,996 --> 01:21:04,532 grab a drink, finish the pie. 1702 01:21:04,566 --> 01:21:06,433 -Um... -I don't... 1703 01:21:06,467 --> 01:21:08,869 I'm really sorry. Uh... 1704 01:21:10,003 --> 01:21:12,005 Would you mind... 1705 01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:14,041 ...locking up? 1706 01:21:14,074 --> 01:21:15,442 Just throw the keys under the door. 1707 01:21:15,476 --> 01:21:16,611 Uh, is that okay? 1708 01:21:16,644 --> 01:21:18,513 -Uh, sure. -Yeah. Sorry. 1709 01:21:18,546 --> 01:21:20,180 Yeah. 1710 01:21:20,214 --> 01:21:21,882 Uh, yeah. 1711 01:21:28,155 --> 01:21:30,692 I hope you get your Empire State Building... 1712 01:21:30,725 --> 01:21:34,128 or wherever moment tonight. 1713 01:21:34,161 --> 01:21:35,396 Yeah. You, too. 1714 01:21:44,171 --> 01:21:48,543 ♪ To find someone like that ♪ 1715 01:21:48,576 --> 01:21:51,912 ♪ It wouldn't be easy now ♪ 1716 01:21:55,182 --> 01:22:00,020 ♪ We go too far back ♪ 1717 01:22:00,053 --> 01:22:03,157 ♪ You wouldn't leave me now ♪ 1718 01:22:04,491 --> 01:22:07,327 ♪ 'Cause I've been thinking 'bout ♪ 1719 01:22:07,361 --> 01:22:08,696 ♪ Gettin' drunk again ♪ 1720 01:22:08,730 --> 01:22:12,433 ♪ At the same house where it all started ♪ 1721 01:22:14,602 --> 01:22:16,503 You're here. 1722 01:22:16,538 --> 01:22:18,172 I'm here. 1723 01:22:18,773 --> 01:22:20,974 I was wrong. 1724 01:22:24,646 --> 01:22:26,714 ♪ It's how it's gonna be ♪ 1725 01:22:26,748 --> 01:22:27,981 Damn it. 1726 01:22:28,015 --> 01:22:29,183 ♪ Face it ♪ 1727 01:22:29,216 --> 01:22:32,453 ♪ Loving me takes patience ♪ 1728 01:22:32,486 --> 01:22:35,189 ♪ Will you think about us as I'm leaving? ♪ 1729 01:22:35,222 --> 01:22:38,392 ♪ Think about us as I'm coming home? ♪ 1730 01:22:38,425 --> 01:22:43,430 ♪ You hate it, but loving me takes patience ♪ 1731 01:22:43,464 --> 01:22:46,333 ♪ So we lose touch when I'm faded ♪ 1732 01:22:46,366 --> 01:22:50,003 ♪ And it can get dark, but still I know ♪ 1733 01:22:50,037 --> 01:22:51,271 ♪ You're waiting ♪ 1734 01:22:51,305 --> 01:22:55,209 ♪ And loving me takes patience ♪ 1735 01:22:55,242 --> 01:22:56,578 Let me close this. 1736 01:22:56,611 --> 01:22:58,178 I got to close this. 1737 01:22:59,747 --> 01:23:02,082 ♪ You wouldn't leave me now. ♪ 1738 01:23:02,115 --> 01:23:05,219 Sorry, I keep telling Vladimir to fix that. 1739 01:23:10,257 --> 01:23:10,959 Come on. 1740 01:23:10,991 --> 01:23:14,261 We only have like an hour left. 1741 01:23:16,163 --> 01:23:17,765 I need to go. 1742 01:23:17,799 --> 01:23:19,466 What? 1743 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:20,735 I need to go. 1744 01:23:20,768 --> 01:23:22,604 -Is this about Sal? -Sal? 1745 01:23:22,637 --> 01:23:24,171 Salvatore Schulhoffer-Lopez. 1746 01:23:24,204 --> 01:23:26,340 I told you on the phone, nothing happened. 1747 01:23:26,373 --> 01:23:28,375 It's not about him at all, actually. 1748 01:23:28,408 --> 01:23:30,110 Do you want to get married? 1749 01:23:30,143 --> 01:23:32,514 Then we can have sex whenever we want. 1750 01:23:32,547 --> 01:23:35,182 It's never really been about the sex. 1751 01:23:35,215 --> 01:23:37,417 Well, we've only had it like two times. 1752 01:23:37,451 --> 01:23:39,353 -Thanks, Obama. -Obama? 1753 01:23:39,386 --> 01:23:41,556 This thing started like three years ago. 1754 01:23:41,589 --> 01:23:43,558 Yeah, well, y-you know what I mean. 1755 01:23:43,591 --> 01:23:44,792 The-the pendulum. 1756 01:23:44,826 --> 01:23:46,694 I... 1757 01:23:46,728 --> 01:23:49,697 I'm sorry for what I did, 1758 01:23:49,731 --> 01:23:54,067 but if you did something, I'm honestly proud of you. 1759 01:23:54,101 --> 01:23:55,603 No, you-you... 1760 01:23:55,637 --> 01:23:58,105 you needed to get out of your box. 1761 01:23:58,773 --> 01:24:00,808 I should never have come. 1762 01:24:00,842 --> 01:24:02,644 I'm sorry. 1763 01:24:02,677 --> 01:24:05,245 Owen? Owen. 1764 01:24:05,279 --> 01:24:07,314 D-Did I mess things up? 1765 01:24:08,415 --> 01:24:10,217 No. 1766 01:24:10,250 --> 01:24:11,653 But I might have. 1767 01:24:28,435 --> 01:24:30,572 -Sorry, sorry. -Whoa. 1768 01:24:32,774 --> 01:24:36,276 Taxi, taxi! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1769 01:24:38,378 --> 01:24:41,883 Uh, Seventh, between First and, uh, Second. 1770 01:24:41,916 --> 01:24:43,851 And can you make it fast as possible? 1771 01:24:43,885 --> 01:24:47,220 Trying to squeeze some more juice out of the lemon, huh? 1772 01:24:47,254 --> 01:24:49,456 Yeah, some-something like that. 1773 01:24:59,567 --> 01:25:01,636 Here. Thanks. 1774 01:25:16,651 --> 01:25:18,620 -Hello? -Hey, I'm looking for Allie. 1775 01:25:18,653 --> 01:25:20,220 -It's Owen. -Hello? 1776 01:25:20,253 --> 01:25:21,355 -Does Allie live here? -Hello? 1777 01:25:21,388 --> 01:25:22,523 -Who? -Hello? 1778 01:25:22,557 --> 01:25:23,758 -Allie. Allie. -Who? 1779 01:25:23,791 --> 01:25:25,392 -What? -Allie. 1780 01:25:25,425 --> 01:25:26,928 -Yo! Hey, yo! -Who is this? 1781 01:25:26,961 --> 01:25:28,830 It's O... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1782 01:25:28,863 --> 01:25:30,397 -There's no Allie here. -It's 6:00 a.m., man. 1783 01:25:30,430 --> 01:25:32,199 -Get out of here. -I-I know. I'm so sorry. 1784 01:25:32,232 --> 01:25:33,568 But I-I'm just looking for Allie. 1785 01:25:33,601 --> 01:25:34,802 You know Allie? 1786 01:25:34,836 --> 01:25:36,738 She's tall, uh, brunette. 1787 01:25:36,771 --> 01:25:38,271 She's got big eyes. 1788 01:25:38,305 --> 01:25:39,774 Legs don't make any sense. 1789 01:25:39,807 --> 01:25:43,811 She also loves lighthouses, especially a little red one. 1790 01:25:43,845 --> 01:25:46,146 Get the hell out of here, man. 1791 01:25:46,814 --> 01:25:48,683 Allie! 1792 01:25:49,884 --> 01:25:51,686 Allie! 1793 01:25:52,654 --> 01:25:54,555 Allie! 1794 01:26:12,707 --> 01:26:14,809 Hey. 1795 01:26:14,842 --> 01:26:16,577 Hey. 1796 01:26:16,611 --> 01:26:19,312 Look, I-I'm sorry about that Bubble Wrap thing. 1797 01:26:19,346 --> 01:26:20,615 Your mom and I were looking at 1798 01:26:20,648 --> 01:26:22,382 ASMR videos on the YouTubes, and... 1799 01:26:22,416 --> 01:26:24,619 Okay. Good to see you, Rick. 1800 01:26:24,652 --> 01:26:27,454 Did you, um, patch things up with that tall, 1801 01:26:27,487 --> 01:26:29,991 British glass of water from last night? 1802 01:26:30,024 --> 01:26:31,959 Actually, I met someone else. 1803 01:26:31,993 --> 01:26:34,796 Okay, Mr. Swing Dick. 1804 01:26:37,497 --> 01:26:39,499 Nah, it wasn't like that. It was... 1805 01:26:39,534 --> 01:26:41,002 We just talked a lot, 1806 01:26:41,035 --> 01:26:42,770 and I just left like an asshole. 1807 01:26:42,804 --> 01:26:45,773 And now I have no idea how to find her. 1808 01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:48,475 Owen, when your mom and I... 1809 01:26:48,509 --> 01:26:49,844 -Nope. -Okay. 1810 01:26:51,278 --> 01:26:53,715 My two men bonding. 1811 01:26:53,748 --> 01:26:55,415 Warms my heart. 1812 01:26:55,449 --> 01:26:56,984 -He met somebody. -Oh, yeah? 1813 01:26:57,018 --> 01:26:58,619 But he can't find her. 1814 01:26:58,653 --> 01:26:59,921 Who is she? 1815 01:26:59,954 --> 01:27:01,556 Her name's Allie. 1816 01:27:01,589 --> 01:27:03,591 And, uh... 1817 01:27:03,624 --> 01:27:07,327 she's fun, and she's smart. 1818 01:27:07,962 --> 01:27:09,864 She's weird, and she can sing. 1819 01:27:09,897 --> 01:27:12,432 She got a great voice. 1820 01:27:12,466 --> 01:27:15,235 She got this big smile. I don't know. 1821 01:27:16,037 --> 01:27:17,404 I've never met anyone like her before. 1822 01:27:17,437 --> 01:27:20,307 What's the last thing she said to you? 1823 01:27:20,340 --> 01:27:22,476 "Good luck." 1824 01:27:22,510 --> 01:27:24,645 What's the last thing you said to her? 1825 01:27:24,679 --> 01:27:28,716 "I hope you get your Empire State Building moment tonight." 1826 01:28:08,321 --> 01:28:10,390 Allie, you have to come get me. 1827 01:28:10,423 --> 01:28:11,726 I don't know where I am. 1828 01:28:13,628 --> 01:28:15,797 Tejan took me and swept me off my motherfucking feet. 1829 01:28:15,830 --> 01:28:17,799 -That's right. -I found my prince! 1830 01:28:17,832 --> 01:28:19,634 I'm in love with your friend, Allison. 1831 01:28:19,667 --> 01:28:21,602 He took me to the Empire State Building 1832 01:28:21,636 --> 01:28:23,604 -at sunrise. -And now we're gonna get married. 1833 01:28:23,638 --> 01:28:25,773 -We're getting married. -Oh, my God. Okay, I love you. 1834 01:28:27,108 --> 01:28:28,509 Ooh, sorry. 1835 01:28:28,543 --> 01:28:30,678 -Did I wake you? -No. 1836 01:28:30,711 --> 01:28:32,880 Got to drop off the kid sometime soon. 1837 01:28:32,914 --> 01:28:35,348 How was your night? 1838 01:28:35,382 --> 01:28:37,484 Uh... 1839 01:28:37,518 --> 01:28:39,554 pretty wild. 1840 01:28:40,855 --> 01:28:42,690 I met someone. 1841 01:28:43,758 --> 01:28:45,893 -Oh? -And then he went away. 1842 01:28:45,927 --> 01:28:48,428 And I took a long walk. 1843 01:28:48,461 --> 01:28:50,363 Well, did you get with him at least? 1844 01:28:50,397 --> 01:28:51,699 No. 1845 01:28:51,732 --> 01:28:53,868 Still some time left, shawty. 1846 01:28:53,901 --> 01:28:55,036 Ever been someone's first? 1847 01:28:55,069 --> 01:28:56,103 Aah! 1848 01:28:56,137 --> 01:28:57,572 All right. 1849 01:28:57,605 --> 01:28:58,840 I'm gonna go sleep for a week. 1850 01:28:58,873 --> 01:29:01,676 Listen, I'm sorry, Allie. 1851 01:29:01,709 --> 01:29:02,977 -Thanks. -Wait. 1852 01:29:03,010 --> 01:29:04,579 Your name is Allie? 1853 01:29:04,612 --> 01:29:06,113 -Yep. -There was some guy 1854 01:29:06,147 --> 01:29:08,415 calling your name, looking for you. 1855 01:29:09,617 --> 01:29:10,785 -What? -Yeah. 1856 01:29:10,818 --> 01:29:13,453 Some weird guy with elephant ears 1857 01:29:13,486 --> 01:29:16,724 whining all about your legs and leghouses. 1858 01:29:16,757 --> 01:29:17,658 It was sad. 1859 01:29:17,692 --> 01:29:21,394 I was like, "Yo, bro, sack the fuck up." 1860 01:29:21,428 --> 01:29:23,496 -When was this? -A little while ago. 1861 01:29:24,665 --> 01:29:26,133 He's not gonna be there. 1862 01:29:26,167 --> 01:29:28,536 Probably not. 1863 01:29:28,569 --> 01:29:31,038 So, why am I doing this? 1864 01:29:31,072 --> 01:29:32,607 'Cause you never know. 1865 01:29:33,207 --> 01:29:35,176 ♪ Settle down, settle in ♪ 1866 01:29:35,209 --> 01:29:37,011 ♪ Give it up, I'm giving in ♪ 1867 01:29:37,044 --> 01:29:40,748 ♪ Give me love, then give me something to get rid of it ♪ 1868 01:29:40,781 --> 01:29:42,850 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 1869 01:29:42,884 --> 01:29:44,719 ♪ Can I hold you? ♪ 1870 01:29:44,752 --> 01:29:46,954 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 1871 01:29:46,988 --> 01:29:48,789 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 1872 01:29:48,823 --> 01:29:51,458 ♪ It is warm here in the light ♪ 1873 01:29:51,491 --> 01:29:53,160 ♪ So come in, the water's fine ♪ 1874 01:29:53,194 --> 01:29:54,896 ♪ You can join me if you like ♪ 1875 01:29:54,929 --> 01:29:57,098 ♪ You can join me, I don't mind ♪ 1876 01:29:57,131 --> 01:29:59,466 ♪ And the color of the sky ♪ 1877 01:29:59,499 --> 01:30:01,168 ♪ Is reflected in your eyes ♪ 1878 01:30:01,202 --> 01:30:03,503 ♪ As the green is flashing bright ♪ 1879 01:30:03,537 --> 01:30:04,772 ♪ As the green is flashing ♪ 1880 01:30:04,805 --> 01:30:07,041 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 1881 01:30:07,074 --> 01:30:08,776 ♪ Can I hold you? ♪ 1882 01:30:08,809 --> 01:30:11,012 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 1883 01:30:11,045 --> 01:30:12,847 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 1884 01:30:12,880 --> 01:30:15,816 ♪ More ♪ 1885 01:30:20,221 --> 01:30:23,658 ♪ More ♪ 1886 01:30:25,559 --> 01:30:27,228 ♪ I will look upon your face ♪ 1887 01:30:27,261 --> 01:30:28,729 ♪ And I'll dream about the day ♪ 1888 01:30:28,763 --> 01:30:31,032 ♪ When I can see you when I wake ♪ 1889 01:30:31,065 --> 01:30:33,167 ♪ And I'll wish that I could stay ♪ 1890 01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:35,036 ♪ And I'll wish that I could ♪ 1891 01:30:35,069 --> 01:30:38,639 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1892 01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:41,242 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1893 01:30:43,611 --> 01:30:46,614 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1894 01:30:47,515 --> 01:30:50,651 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1895 01:30:50,685 --> 01:30:53,754 ♪ And when the sun has gone away ♪ 1896 01:30:58,793 --> 01:31:00,761 ♪ Can I hold you? Can I hold you? ♪ 1897 01:31:00,795 --> 01:31:02,930 ♪ Can I hold you? ♪ 1898 01:31:07,635 --> 01:31:09,270 ♪ Can I know you? Can I know you? ♪ 1899 01:31:09,303 --> 01:31:11,471 ♪ Can I know you? ♪ 1900 01:31:17,011 --> 01:31:20,548 ♪ More. ♪ 1901 01:31:24,151 --> 01:31:26,486 We missed the sunrise. 1902 01:31:31,158 --> 01:31:33,728 Black, three sugars. 1903 01:31:33,761 --> 01:31:35,896 I hear it's adorable. 1904 01:31:38,165 --> 01:31:39,567 You're still following me. 1905 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:41,235 Or are you following me? 1906 01:31:43,137 --> 01:31:45,106 I can't believe you're here. 1907 01:31:46,340 --> 01:31:48,642 Well, this is the only place for this. 1908 01:31:50,711 --> 01:31:52,079 Nothing can overshadow. 1909 01:31:54,315 --> 01:31:56,217 I'm sorry. I-I... 1910 01:31:56,250 --> 01:31:58,219 I shouldn't have left. 1911 01:31:58,853 --> 01:32:02,023 Nah. I shouldn't have let you go. 1912 01:32:24,111 --> 01:32:26,047 We still have time. 1913 01:32:27,214 --> 01:32:29,283 I might... I might know a place. 1914 01:32:29,316 --> 01:32:30,951 Come on. 1915 01:32:30,985 --> 01:32:33,320 You know, I'm not even gonna need the whole 11 minutes. 1916 01:32:33,354 --> 01:32:35,089 Oh, yeah. Me, neither, son. 1917 01:33:02,249 --> 01:33:03,617 What's wrong? 1918 01:33:03,651 --> 01:33:05,686 Nothing. Nothing's wrong. 1919 01:33:05,719 --> 01:33:08,022 Just, you know... 1920 01:33:08,055 --> 01:33:11,125 seems like this whole night... 1921 01:33:12,426 --> 01:33:15,096 I don't want it to dictate... 1922 01:33:15,129 --> 01:33:16,797 us, what we do. 1923 01:33:16,831 --> 01:33:18,999 We can't let the mandate win. 1924 01:33:19,834 --> 01:33:21,936 Maybe we should wait. 1925 01:33:23,370 --> 01:33:25,673 Get to know each other. 1926 01:33:28,242 --> 01:33:30,611 I think you're right. 1927 01:33:31,712 --> 01:33:33,047 Without the-the pressure. 1928 01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:35,349 Without the pressure, without all the noise. 1929 01:33:35,382 --> 01:33:36,750 A whole year. 1930 01:33:36,784 --> 01:33:38,152 A whole year. It's your favorite part. 1931 01:33:38,185 --> 01:33:39,286 The buildup. 1932 01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:41,088 Yeah, but what about the after? 1933 01:33:41,722 --> 01:33:44,125 It's gonna be hard, but I can wait. 1934 01:33:46,026 --> 01:33:47,728 Try to keep it in my pants. 1935 01:33:47,761 --> 01:33:49,130 Ah. Good luck. 1936 01:33:59,907 --> 01:34:02,276 I just don't want this moment to end. 1937 01:34:04,778 --> 01:34:06,747 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1938 01:34:07,348 --> 01:34:09,917 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1939 01:34:10,718 --> 01:34:13,020 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 1940 01:34:16,457 --> 01:34:19,260 Do... do you hear that? 1941 01:34:19,293 --> 01:34:20,961 ♪ You can be amazing... ♪ 1942 01:34:20,995 --> 01:34:22,396 Oh, my God. 1943 01:34:22,429 --> 01:34:24,298 Yeah, they're filming all over the city tonight 1944 01:34:24,331 --> 01:34:25,699 'cause there's no paparazzi. 1945 01:34:25,733 --> 01:34:27,701 -You didn't know that? -No. 1946 01:34:27,735 --> 01:34:30,237 No, no, no. Wow, that is my voice. 1947 01:34:30,271 --> 01:34:31,939 -This is you? -Yeah. 1948 01:34:31,972 --> 01:34:33,274 -Wow. -It's my day job. 1949 01:34:33,307 --> 01:34:35,242 ♪ Start speaking up... ♪ 1950 01:34:35,276 --> 01:34:37,878 It seems to me you sang, 1951 01:34:37,912 --> 01:34:40,314 they're hearing, you're connecting. 1952 01:34:40,347 --> 01:34:42,116 Shut up. 1953 01:34:42,149 --> 01:34:44,385 ♪ And no sunlight, sometimes... ♪ 1954 01:34:44,418 --> 01:34:46,453 Hey, guys! Guys! 1955 01:34:46,487 --> 01:34:48,489 Can you crouch down? We're filming. 1956 01:34:48,523 --> 01:34:50,124 -What? -Crouch down? 1957 01:34:50,157 --> 01:34:52,426 Oh, too late! We've already seen you kissing! 1958 01:34:52,459 --> 01:34:54,461 You have to keep doing it! 1959 01:34:54,495 --> 01:34:55,496 -Kissing? -Yes! 1960 01:34:55,530 --> 01:34:56,964 Okay. 1961 01:34:56,997 --> 01:34:58,766 You two, yeah. You're established. 1962 01:34:58,799 --> 01:35:00,734 -We're kissing. -I guess. 1963 01:35:00,768 --> 01:35:02,836 ♪ Say what you wanna say... ♪ 1964 01:35:02,870 --> 01:35:04,872 Now you have to dance. 1965 01:35:04,905 --> 01:35:06,340 -What? -Dance! 1966 01:35:06,373 --> 01:35:11,513 ♪ Honestly, I wanna use Leventave ♪ 1967 01:35:11,546 --> 01:35:16,817 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 1968 01:35:16,850 --> 01:35:19,353 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 1969 01:35:19,386 --> 01:35:21,855 ♪ I wanna use Leventave ♪ 1970 01:35:21,889 --> 01:35:26,961 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 1971 01:35:26,994 --> 01:35:30,130 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 1972 01:35:32,933 --> 01:35:36,837 ♪ Psoriasis, psoriasis ♪ 1973 01:35:36,870 --> 01:35:39,406 ♪ Psoriasis ♪ 1974 01:35:39,440 --> 01:35:43,244 ♪ I wanna use Leventave. ♪ 1975 01:35:45,412 --> 01:35:47,481 Eight, seven, 1976 01:35:47,515 --> 01:35:50,384 six, five, four, 1977 01:35:50,417 --> 01:35:52,853 three, two, one! 1978 01:35:56,023 --> 01:35:57,925 Oh, wow. 1979 01:36:00,227 --> 01:36:02,096 -We did it. -Wasn't even that hard. 1980 01:36:03,364 --> 01:36:04,465 Ooh. 1981 01:36:04,498 --> 01:36:06,333 Mwah. 1982 01:36:06,367 --> 01:36:08,035 Wow. 1983 01:36:09,571 --> 01:36:10,971 -Oh, what should we do? -So... 1984 01:36:11,005 --> 01:36:13,007 I don't know. You want to get food? 1985 01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:15,843 -Yeah. Let's get dinner. -Chinese? Italian? 1986 01:36:15,876 --> 01:36:17,111 I'm not eating pizza. 1987 01:36:17,144 --> 01:36:18,546 Pizza? I didn't say pizza. 1988 01:36:18,580 --> 01:36:20,047 Omakase? 1989 01:36:28,055 --> 01:36:31,325 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 1990 01:36:31,358 --> 01:36:33,260 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 1991 01:36:33,294 --> 01:36:35,863 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 1992 01:36:35,896 --> 01:36:38,132 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 1993 01:36:38,165 --> 01:36:39,567 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 1994 01:36:39,601 --> 01:36:41,168 Wasn't even that hard. 1995 01:36:41,201 --> 01:36:42,369 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 1996 01:36:42,403 --> 01:36:43,937 So rude. 1997 01:36:48,409 --> 01:36:50,177 Finally. 1998 01:36:50,210 --> 01:36:51,879 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 1999 01:36:51,912 --> 01:36:54,048 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2000 01:36:54,081 --> 01:36:57,451 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2001 01:36:57,484 --> 01:36:59,587 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2002 01:36:59,621 --> 01:37:01,922 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2003 01:37:01,955 --> 01:37:03,290 ♪ Sometimes I like holding my breath ♪ 2004 01:37:03,324 --> 01:37:05,192 ♪ Just to see how long I last ♪ 2005 01:37:05,225 --> 01:37:07,961 ♪ You say that it's dumb, and I know it ♪ 2006 01:37:07,995 --> 01:37:10,130 ♪ And I say, "Hello, hello" ♪ 2007 01:37:10,164 --> 01:37:15,202 ♪ I, I'm so addicted to whatcha doin' ♪ 2008 01:37:15,235 --> 01:37:16,370 ♪ I think I like it ♪ 2009 01:37:16,403 --> 01:37:17,938 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2010 01:37:17,971 --> 01:37:20,007 ♪ You got that look ♪ 2011 01:37:20,040 --> 01:37:21,108 ♪ You're so kind ♪ 2012 01:37:21,141 --> 01:37:23,511 ♪ Guess I'm out of my mind ♪ 2013 01:37:23,545 --> 01:37:25,647 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2014 01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:26,947 ♪ You're shining ♪ 2015 01:37:26,980 --> 01:37:28,215 ♪ And it's such a surprise ♪ 2016 01:37:28,248 --> 01:37:31,352 ♪ Guess I'm out of my mind ♪ 2017 01:37:31,385 --> 01:37:34,656 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2018 01:37:34,689 --> 01:37:37,525 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2019 01:37:37,559 --> 01:37:39,527 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2020 01:37:39,561 --> 01:37:42,463 ♪ Ooh ♪ 2021 01:37:42,496 --> 01:37:44,998 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2022 01:37:45,032 --> 01:37:47,201 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2023 01:37:47,234 --> 01:37:50,605 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2024 01:37:50,638 --> 01:37:52,139 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2025 01:37:52,172 --> 01:37:54,509 ♪ Gotta get right witcha ♪ 2026 01:37:54,542 --> 01:37:58,045 -♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ I-I-I-I-I-I ♪ 2027 01:37:58,078 --> 01:38:00,180 ♪ I'm all the way down ♪ 2028 01:38:00,214 --> 01:38:02,950 ♪ Gotta get right witcha. ♪ 2029 01:38:04,519 --> 01:38:05,653 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 2030 01:38:05,687 --> 01:38:07,388 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2031 01:38:07,421 --> 01:38:11,024 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2032 01:38:11,058 --> 01:38:12,359 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2033 01:38:12,393 --> 01:38:14,361 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2034 01:38:14,395 --> 01:38:15,262 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2035 01:38:15,295 --> 01:38:17,264 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2036 01:38:17,297 --> 01:38:20,668 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2037 01:38:20,702 --> 01:38:22,169 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2038 01:38:22,202 --> 01:38:23,937 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2039 01:38:23,971 --> 01:38:25,005 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2040 01:38:25,038 --> 01:38:26,407 ♪ It's hot in New York ♪ 2041 01:38:26,440 --> 01:38:29,544 ♪ And I can't get away from pain ♪ 2042 01:38:29,577 --> 01:38:31,278 ♪ I'm losing my nerves ♪ 2043 01:38:31,311 --> 01:38:34,516 ♪ And you're losing the waiting game ♪ 2044 01:38:34,549 --> 01:38:36,450 ♪ I know it ain't true ♪ 2045 01:38:36,483 --> 01:38:40,053 ♪ The things you say and do to play cool ♪ 2046 01:38:40,087 --> 01:38:43,123 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 2047 01:38:43,157 --> 01:38:45,125 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2048 01:38:45,159 --> 01:38:49,463 ♪ Okay, do you really wanna do the old way? ♪ 2049 01:38:49,496 --> 01:38:52,132 ♪ Not today, 'cause I can't feel ♪ 2050 01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:55,570 ♪ The things that make me feel so hopeful ♪ 2051 01:38:55,603 --> 01:38:58,172 ♪ And I don't know what you're doing ♪ 2052 01:38:58,205 --> 01:39:00,441 ♪ But I'm not tempted ♪ 2053 01:39:00,474 --> 01:39:03,611 ♪ And I just write now 'cause I'm on empty ♪ 2054 01:39:03,645 --> 01:39:05,580 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2055 01:39:05,613 --> 01:39:09,183 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2056 01:39:09,216 --> 01:39:10,518 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2057 01:39:10,552 --> 01:39:12,486 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2058 01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:13,588 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2059 01:39:13,621 --> 01:39:15,422 ♪ Okay, I wanna get back ♪ 2060 01:39:15,456 --> 01:39:19,059 ♪ Can't let you get around inside my head now ♪ 2061 01:39:19,092 --> 01:39:20,360 ♪ I wanna get back ♪ 2062 01:39:20,394 --> 01:39:22,162 ♪ Can't sit through another round ♪ 2063 01:39:22,196 --> 01:39:23,197 ♪ Oh, uh-uh ♪ 2064 01:39:23,230 --> 01:39:24,599 ♪ It's hot in New York ♪ 2065 01:39:24,632 --> 01:39:27,735 ♪ And I can't get away from pain ♪ 2066 01:39:27,769 --> 01:39:29,470 ♪ I'm losing my nerves ♪ 2067 01:39:29,503 --> 01:39:32,607 ♪ And you're losing the waiting game ♪ 2068 01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:34,742 ♪ I know it ain't true ♪ 2069 01:39:34,776 --> 01:39:38,278 ♪ The things you say and do to play cool ♪ 2070 01:39:38,312 --> 01:39:41,415 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 2071 01:39:41,448 --> 01:39:43,417 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 2072 01:42:05,660 --> 01:42:07,528 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2073 01:42:08,462 --> 01:42:10,430 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 2074 01:42:11,264 --> 01:42:13,367 ♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪ 142869

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