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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,120 When you've lived in someone's shadow for a long time 2 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,680 you kind of get used to it. 3 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,840 Come on, Rae. 4 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,520 You have to. 5 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:29,800 Especially when it's someone so perfect and so beautiful. 6 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:35,800 You accept that some birds are high-flying birds and other birds are not. 7 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:39,400 But that doesn't mean they can't fly together. 8 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:54,960 Oh, he got it that time. 9 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,600 Being back at school on the summer holidays is just wrong, isn't it! 10 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,560 Yeah, but we need to support Chlo, don't we? 11 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,560 - Come on, Chlo! Whoo! - Come on, Chlo! 12 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,360 - You can do it. Yeah! - Go, Girl! 13 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,960 I'm telling you it's him, it's Michael Price. 14 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,440 He's nowhere near good looking enough to be going out with Chloe. 15 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,560 I mean, look at the state of her. 16 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:15,640 She's well hot. 17 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,240 Rae, you're supposed to be Chloe's best mate, 18 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,120 how do you not know who she's sleeping with? 19 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,000 - Whoo! Come on, Chloe! - Come on, Chlo! 20 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,720 Come on, Chlo! You can do it! 21 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,880 All eyes on the lovely Chloe, as usual… 22 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:33,960 What I wasn't telling them was that my secret boyfriend was there as well. 23 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,600 Mr. Carrisford. 24 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:40,800 Our PE teacher slash gold medal sex athlete 25 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,840 at the Rae Olympics. 26 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:47,120 We had met every day for the last two weeks. 27 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,480 In my mind… 28 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:56,280 Rae, I didn't think you'd… come. 29 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,960 What's with all the Caramacs? 30 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:09,800 Shh. You shut your pretty mouth and start opening them. 31 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,000 Go on, Chlo. 32 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,280 But Finn had a point, why hadn't Chloe told me? 33 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,160 We were supposed to be best friends again, 34 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,520 we were supposed to tell each other everything. 35 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:35,080 The only possible explanation was that she'd made the whole thing up. 36 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,320 That actually, in real life, she stayed up at night 37 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,000 fantasizing like the rest of us. 38 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,080 Oh, hi, Mr. Carrisford. 39 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,680 Why can't I get noticed by boys in real life, 40 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:46,080 but Chloe is even sleeping with men from my wildest fantasies? 41 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,600 Worst summer holiday ever. 42 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,440 Raemundo! 43 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,040 This is Little Al, you know Barney and Lizard. 44 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,240 Listen, I want to chat to you about Saturday. 45 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,080 - What's Saturday? - Oasis! Knebworth. 46 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,320 I don't want to talk about it. 47 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,600 - The lads got tickets! - What? 48 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:05,920 Lucky bastards! 49 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:09,400 You mean you're all actually going? 50 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,920 We didn't know what to say. Sorry. 51 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,520 Well, it's… it's not that big a deal? 52 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:21,800 So… you don't want this then? I've got one spare. 53 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:25,480 - Are you messing with me? - I'm not messing with you. 54 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,120 - Don't mess with me. - No, I'm not. It's real. 55 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,600 Oh… my God! 56 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:52,000 Oh, this is the best summer holiday ever. 57 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,040 - Archie! - Yes! 58 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,920 - Chop! - My dear! 59 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,640 Oh, yeah! 60 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,040 You excited about Knebworth then? 61 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,200 Suppose so. 62 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:11,680 How can I have ever fantasized about sleeping with someone so utterly annoying? 63 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:18,120 Yeah, he was stunning, with an ass that I just wanted to bite into like a violent dog, 64 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,720 but he was so big headed, so miserable, so self-- 65 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,400 Would you stop staring at me? It freaks me out. 66 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,440 I'm not staring at you. 67 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:27,720 Right, whatever. 68 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,240 - So, Mr. Choppy Chop. - Hello. 69 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,120 Why I am going and not Chloe or Izzy? 70 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,320 Didn't ask them. You was first choice. 71 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,520 Well… it's kind of a lad's trip only. 72 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,280 But we all just see you as one of the lads anyway 73 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,320 so obviously we knew it wouldn't be a problem. 74 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,080 Do you know what I mean, so we just carried on… 75 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,520 We see you as one of the lads anyway… 76 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,280 We see you as one of the lads anyway… 77 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,680 We see you as one of the lads anyway… 78 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,800 We see you as one of the lads anyway… 79 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,400 Rae, we need to talk. 80 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,720 You know, I wanted to talk to you earlier, 81 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:20,240 but you've been busy with the boys all evening. So… 82 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,040 Are you gonna tell anyone, Rae? 83 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,040 Why would I tell anyone? 84 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,960 I don't know. 85 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:33,240 Chloe, what are you thinking? 86 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,760 He's a teacher. It's just wrong. 87 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,600 How can you say that? 88 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,280 You know, the other day you said, 89 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,520 "Oh, I'll sex him into a coma so deep 90 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,640 the only way he'd wake up was if I sexed him some more." 91 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:48,600 Yeah, but that doesn't mean I'd actually do anything in real life. 92 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,680 Oh, right. OK then. 93 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,240 Chloe, he's clearly taking advantage of you. 94 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,760 No! You know nothing about us. 95 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,320 You know, 'cause… 96 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,360 - Well, we trust each other. - Yeah, right… 97 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,400 I'm sorry, Rae, I forgot… 98 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,640 'Cause you're the expert on love aren't ya. 99 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,480 'Cause how many boys is it you've kissed again? 100 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,480 I'd rather have only kissed one boy 101 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,600 than give mouth to south resuscitation 102 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,000 to someone twice my age, in a Vauxhall Nova, 103 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,800 on a bit of scrubland behind a spar. 104 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:21,640 Don't make me feel bad just because I've got a boyfriend and you haven't. 105 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,840 Do you know you're always making me feel guilty for having things. 106 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,880 You think I've got it so easy, Rae, and you've got no idea 107 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:35,800 what it's like to walk into a room and have everyone look at you. 108 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,040 All of the time. 109 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,880 I do know what it feels like 110 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:45,120 to walk into a room and have everyone stare at me. 111 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:51,680 Do you know that every time we talk to boys 112 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:56,600 they're not talking to us they're talking to you? 113 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,680 Oh, whatever, Rae! 114 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:03,840 Oh, no, of course, you don't, Princess Chloe. 115 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:10,440 So don't you dare sit there and tell me how difficult you've got it. 116 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:13,720 You're just a… 117 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,640 I'm a what? 118 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,400 Nothing. 119 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:23,840 Go on. Say it. 120 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,400 Chloe, you're a really shit friend… 121 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,560 …sometimes. 122 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:54,480 Well, if that's the way you feel then maybe we shouldn't be friends. 123 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,360 Fine. 124 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,240 Cooo-eeeee! 125 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,280 Found you, sneaky sneakies! 126 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,320 We're moving on to The Basement. Get a wriggle on. 127 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,680 Rae's not coming. 128 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,560 And she doesn't feel well. 129 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,440 You alright? 130 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:42,080 You're gonna say that I'm angry because I'm jealous. 131 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:46,320 Well, yeah, I am jealous. I'm jealous because she's pretty. 132 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,400 I'm jealous because she's good at things. 133 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,640 I'm jealous because she's slight, but curvy. 134 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:54,680 Clever, sporty. I'm jealous because she's Grade four on the cello, 135 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,560 because she volunteers at an outreach center. 136 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:01,320 I'm jealous because she's the type of girl who'll one day appear 137 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:04,880 on the cover of Marie Claire sunbathing on a yacht. 138 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,000 I'm jealous just because of the way she is. 139 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:12,360 Because she… well, she… 140 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:16,040 …she is like… a girl. 141 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,560 Why are you friends with Chloe? 142 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:23,080 Because we've always been friends. That's the reason. 143 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,000 You have those friends don't you and you think, well, 144 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,920 if I met you now I wouldn't even talk to you. 145 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:32,280 But because we've known each other for such a long time, because we've got a history… 146 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:36,920 I… I've always been in her shadow, 147 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,800 and I'm just… I'm sick of it now. 148 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,760 Why now? I mean, what's changed? 149 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,600 All those qualities that you see in Chloe. 150 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,640 You don't see any of them in yourself? 151 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,520 Well, I'm definitely not girly. 152 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:55,240 - Why do you say that? - My nickname is Raemundo. 153 00:10:55,240 --> 00:11:00,400 I drink pints. I swear. I'm loud. I tell jokes. 154 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,480 What's not girly about telling jokes? 155 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,120 Oh, because telling jokes is a boy thing! 156 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,560 And boys don't like it when girls tell jokes 157 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,920 because it freaks them out to think that a girl 158 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,880 might actually be funnier than what they are! 159 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:20,520 So, it's actually about boys? 160 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,880 Boys decide whether you are girly or not? 161 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:31,360 I find you intensely irritating some days. 162 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,560 It's what I live for. 163 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:37,480 Maybe your relationship has changed at least in part 164 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:41,200 because your relationship with men has changed? 165 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,960 And because you're part of a group now. 166 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:46,360 Maybe you and Chloe are trying to figure out, you know, 167 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,720 how your friendship works now that things are different. 168 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,600 How do I figure that out? 169 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:54,680 Well, you need to think… is there more to this relationship 170 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,800 than just having just known each other for ages. 171 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:01,000 You need to think how would you feel if Chloe wasn't a part of your life. 172 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,360 - Would you miss her? - Doubt it. 173 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,040 You honestly don't think you'd miss her? 174 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:14,320 Come on, Rae, we're making progress here. 175 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,120 - Engage with me. - It's not that… 176 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,360 What? Then what is it? 177 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,440 I think I'm having a period. 178 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,920 Tuesday, the 16th of August. Well done that day! 179 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:28,080 The first sign of womanhood for 18 months. 180 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,000 I must have lost weight. 181 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,680 My GP said that's probably why they stopped. 182 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,920 I'm so pleased for you, Rae. What does it feel like? 183 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:42,680 It feels like a tiny, little bastard is punching me in the small of my back. 184 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,080 Ah, Sandra the sanitary towel. 185 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:51,480 It's finally time for her to fulfill her destiny. 186 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,920 I'm actually a woman, Tix, this proves it. 187 00:12:54,920 --> 00:13:01,520 Now all I have to do is prove it to the boys at Knebworth. I need to look hot. 188 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,600 Why don't you just buy a dress? 189 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:07,080 I think as a boy that's what we think of as being pretty girly. 190 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,480 Danny?! 191 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,440 Yo. 192 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,280 What the hell are you doing in here? 193 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,560 The men's was out of order. 194 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,280 Look, it doesn't even have to be a dress, 195 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,680 it could just be something a bit more fashiony, you know? 196 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,720 - Something a bit like a-- - Danny, get out! 197 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,920 Yeah… out! For real, get out! 198 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,520 - Ladies, I'm going. - Get out! 199 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,200 It's the ladies! 200 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,560 Why didn't we think of that? 201 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,840 The key to getting anything off my mum was timing. 202 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:42,000 Ask her for anything when she's in a good mood and you're guaranteed success. 203 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Things weren't looking good. 204 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,080 New regime? 205 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,400 Russian Peasant diet. 206 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:56,080 Only fucking liquids for the next four days. 207 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,920 I'm eating a bowl of vegetable stock for my dinner. 208 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,320 Mmmm… Smells good. 209 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:09,520 I was thinking it might be nice if I got some new clothes. 210 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,600 - How much? - Well, there's this company 211 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,440 that do like tailor made stuff… 212 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,600 How much? 213 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,120 Ninety-five quid. 214 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,840 What do you think, I was born yesterday 215 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,040 floating down the river on a banana boat? No chance. 216 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,680 But I can't find anything that fits me in a normal shop! 217 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,720 Why don't you borrow something of mine? 218 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,720 Because I'd rather die. 219 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,720 This isn't fair! Everyone else gets money off their parents! 220 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:46,000 But, no, I've got to live in a house that doesn't even stock tampons! 221 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,400 Do you know what mum? 222 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,640 Value sanitary towels are a crime against my femininity. 223 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,840 Oh, well, I'm sorry, Ms. Pankhurst, 224 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,600 next time I go to the supermarket I'll buy a bag 225 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,480 of swan's necks and you can use those. 226 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,480 Besides, you only started your period again today so, 227 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,240 you know, let's not pretend we're experts. 228 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,280 Alright! 229 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,880 Fucking typical! 230 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,880 Can I come in? 231 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,800 So how was The Basement the other night? 232 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,240 It was alright. 233 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:01,360 Look, this is some of the stuff that you left at mine. 234 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,400 I thought I'd bring it around for you. 235 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:13,200 Rae, there's something else I need to talk to you about… 236 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,960 Well, I didn't know where else to go because… 237 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,360 …you're the only one who knows about Stephen. 238 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,560 Who the fuck is Stephen? 239 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,440 Mr. Carrisford! 240 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,200 Oh… Right. 241 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,400 So has he broken up with you then? 242 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,840 He was just a boyfriend. 243 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,160 I think it's probably for the best 244 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:40,600 because it wasn't right, you and him going out with each other. 245 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,800 Yeah, well he hasn't broken up with me! 246 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,560 I'm pregnant! 247 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,520 Fucking hell. 248 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,200 Well… Say something, Rae! 249 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:07,080 Fucking hell! I thought you were on the pill! 250 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,400 Yeah, well, I stopped taking it. 251 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,000 Why?! 252 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,120 The packet said it can make you put on weight. 253 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:22,000 So rather than put on a little bit of weight you thought that you'd risk getting knocked up? 254 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,400 Yeah, do you know, that's exactly what I thought! 255 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,720 You know what, Chloe, 256 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:31,240 most pregnant women, well, they put on at least one, two… 257 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,880 Yeah, I get the irony of it, Rae! 258 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,960 Rae, if you want your jeans washing inside out 259 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:39,240 put them in the basket. In… side… out. 260 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,960 So what you gonna do about it then? 261 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,280 Are you gonna tell Mr. Car… Stephen? 262 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:53,000 No. It'd ruin everything. 263 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,800 I think you should. 264 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,480 Yeah, well, you don't know him, Rae. 265 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,400 You are the one that said you trust each other. 266 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:02,160 - Don't have a go at me! - I'm not having a go at you. 267 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,640 Do you know, my mum… 268 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,640 I remember she told me ages ago she got pregnant when she was young. 269 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:20,240 She said that it stays with you. Whether you have it or not. 270 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:24,080 You know, whatever decision you make, it's forever. 271 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,520 She'd be so disappointed if she knew about this. 272 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,000 I've got an appointment at the clinic on Thursday. 273 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,200 Will you come with me? You don't have to. 274 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:50,120 - It's fine. - Chloe, I'll come with you. 275 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,520 OK. 276 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,320 Well, I'll see you later. 277 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,640 It's bad. OK. it's really bad. 278 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,240 But this was typical of Chloe. 279 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,720 I have my first kiss, she loses her virginity. 280 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,400 I get my period back, and she gets pregnant! 281 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,640 If I went to Butlins on holiday 282 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:24,560 she'd probably go to Disneyland… on the bloody moon. 283 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,440 I hate myself for thinking that. 284 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,480 Oh God! Please… please… please… 285 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,360 - Ohh! Jabba! - Oh, fuck. 286 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:40,560 The Green Lane Gang: Ninja, Big G, Squeaky. 287 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,600 There is only one thing you need to know about them. 288 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,240 Twat, twat, twat. 289 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,000 Moose! 290 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,720 Jabba. 291 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,120 Moose! 292 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,560 Where're you going, Jabba? 293 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,840 You alright? 294 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,240 Yeah, why? 295 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,440 Me and Karim barely saw you yesterday, did we? 296 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,960 What's going on? 297 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,600 Nothing. 298 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,880 - Should I ring Kester? - What? No! I'm fine. 299 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:44,160 Mum, is there such thing as a mega period? 300 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,720 Maybe you should go and see Dr. Nick? 301 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,480 You can't just nip in and see Dr. Nick. He's not a normal GP. 302 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,760 Why not? He's been your doctor for four months. 303 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,360 Sorting out your pills and your diet. 304 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,040 Why can't you talk to him about this? 305 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:01,080 - 'Cause no, alright? - I'll get his number from the phone book. 306 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,880 There is no way I'm talking to Dr. Nick about my mega period! 307 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,600 Just another chapter of humiliation 308 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,920 in the multi-volumed anthology of Rae the Ridiculous. 309 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,480 Oh, God he's gorgeous. 310 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,680 Maybe if I hit him over the head with that paperweight, 311 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:25,560 I could lick him all over before he regained consciousness. 312 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,680 OK. Jump on the bed so I can have a look at you. 313 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,840 Oh, God! 314 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,920 He'll prod my tummy and the pathetic tampon 315 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,320 holding back the bloody flood will ping out. 316 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,600 Just relax! 317 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,920 Can't… hold… back! 318 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,920 Run, it's the mega period. 319 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,800 So how's everything going? 320 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,440 - OK. - Good. 321 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,400 - Got enough meds? - Yeah. 322 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,240 So… I think it's just a heavy period you're having. 323 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,680 Painful and not nice, but nothing more sinister than that. 324 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,080 There's nothing to worry about. 325 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,240 You starting your period is just another milestone 326 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,880 on the road to health. 327 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,200 I like your paperweight. 328 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,600 See you, Rae. 329 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:45,080 OK, we've had the results of the urine sample. And… 330 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:10,040 You are pregnant. Um… Around four weeks. 331 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,760 I'd like an abortion. 332 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,800 Mm-hmm, yeah, that's certainly an option you could consider. 333 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,720 Uh, but you don't have to decide anything today. 334 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:21,080 We provide a counseling service where someone can talk to you-- 335 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,760 I don't want any of that. I just want to get it over with. 336 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,360 Well, it's up to me to make sure you have every opportunity 337 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,960 to make the decision that's right for you. 338 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:33,240 So… let me book you in to see one our advisers tomorrow 339 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,640 and if you still want to go ahead with it, hey, that's fine. 340 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,720 Well, what happens? If she does? 341 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,080 If you do decide to go ahead with it, 342 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:47,400 then tomorrow you'll be given what's called an early medical abortion pill. 343 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,360 Then you'll take another one on Saturday. 344 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:53,720 Following the second treatment you'll most likely want to be at home, afterwards. OK. 345 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,840 And there's another thing Chloe's better at than me… 346 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,440 Holding it together. 347 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,360 She is so strong in situations where I'd crumble. 348 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:09,320 Like when the world is crushing down on me. Like when I… 349 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,040 You alright? 350 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,720 Yeah, I'm fine. 351 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,160 Well, thanks for coming. 352 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:45,080 It's alright. I can come along tomorrow if you want? 353 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,280 Nah, I'm gonna take your advice. 354 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:54,000 I'm gonna tell Stephen tonight. He'll look after me. 355 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,880 Well, what about on Saturday for the second pill? 356 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,520 Everyone's gonna be at Knebworth. 357 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,560 Rae, Stephen'll look after me. 358 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,680 You know, I'll be fine. 359 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,400 Well, I'll just… just see you in a bit then. 360 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,360 OK. 361 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:25,480 Well, you were right. 362 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,120 I never thought I'd hear you say that. 363 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,160 I do miss her. 364 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,080 But things have changed. 365 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,320 She's got a boyfriend now 366 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,840 and you don't need your friends as much 367 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,120 when you've got a boyfriend do you? 368 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,600 At last session we never finished discussing 369 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,600 what made you feel so angry towards Chloe. 370 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:56,680 I told you why. I gave you my fully detailed psychological analysis. 371 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,000 Yeah, but I never gave you mine. 372 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,680 Do you want to hear it? 373 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,120 A couple of weeks ago. I had to pretend to be your uncle 374 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:13,920 because you haven't told anyone out there that you've been ill. 375 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:18,480 Including Chloe. And I think you might be angry with her 376 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,200 because you're starting to realize that maybe 377 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,600 she's no longer the type of friend you can talk to about things. 378 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,160 I couldn't give a rat's ass what Chloe's like. 379 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,200 I don't care about Chloe. I care about you. 380 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:39,400 And it's important to me that you've got somebody out there you can talk to 381 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,920 when things get dark. 382 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,240 When you think about hurting yourself. 383 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:47,600 I have got my diary. I can talk to that if things get bad. 384 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:51,920 Yeah… you can leave things out of a diary. 385 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,720 You can rip out whole pages and pretend they don't exist. 386 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,000 This is my new home number. 387 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,280 And I want you to call it. 388 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:10,560 At anytime, day or night. 389 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,680 Whenever you start to feel… you know. 390 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,280 I don't need it. 391 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:25,920 Rae! You're taking this piece of paper. End of. 392 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,280 Short skirt, girly top. 393 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,080 This is all new to me… being a girl… 394 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,120 It's difficult being quiet, 395 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,240 not telling jokes or swearing, 396 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,240 especially when the mega period 397 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,360 was becoming a super mega period. 398 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,160 I felt like my eyeballs were sweating. 399 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,800 So if we get two crates of beer and a bottle of voddy for each car we're rocking. 400 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,880 Raemundo, are you alright with beer? 401 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:11,440 Chop, you may enjoy having a ridiculous nickname but I don't. 402 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,520 It's Rae or Rachel. 403 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,680 What? Do you want beer or not? 404 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:20,960 Not. I'd like some Lambrini. That's what I drink now. 405 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,320 Oh, Jesus… 406 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,560 All right, lads… Move over! 407 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,200 Who's got any tune requests for the trip? 408 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,360 Because I'm am doing the tape for the car. 409 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,960 Why are you doing them? 410 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,320 I know the most about music. 411 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,680 You know about as much about music as my mum. 412 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:47,840 Alright, under no circumstances feature "Spaceman" by Babylon Zoo. 413 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,640 No Babylon Zoo. Thank you very much for sharing 414 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,440 your in depth knowledge of music with us, Rae, that's brilliant. 415 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,920 Such a prick. 416 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,720 Right, I took the liberty of treating everyone. 417 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,200 Little Al. 418 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,800 - Yeah. Nice one, Chop! - There you are, Finn. 419 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,400 Raemundo. 420 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,040 What's up with you. You alright? 421 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,680 No, I've… I've got tummy ache. 422 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,880 Ah, damn. Better be OK for tomorrow! 423 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,280 You like the shirt? 424 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,440 - Why don't you try it on? - I dunno. 425 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,000 - Try it on! - Maybe I don't want to try it on! 426 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,360 What is wrong with you? 427 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,040 I told everyone you was dead cool 428 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,360 and that you were dead funny. 429 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,440 You've sat here all night with a right face on. 430 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,880 Well, maybe I can't win! Maybe I just can't fucking win! 431 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,840 No matter how hard I try I just can't get it right. 432 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,240 I don't even know why I bother! 433 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,320 Crazy, crazy. 434 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:58,520 What are you doing? Stop being stupid. 435 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,720 Oh. My. God! 436 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,360 - Jabba's got a jam stain! - I think I'm gonna be sick! 437 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,520 I absolutely think I'm gonna be sick. 438 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,560 Jabba's got a jam stain! That's got to be the dirtiest thing I have ever seen. 439 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,480 - You absolute scrubber. - Scrubber! 440 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,600 Scrubber! Scrubber! Scrubber! Scrubber! Scrubber! 441 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,240 What the fuck are you doing…? 442 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,000 It's alright taking the piss out of a girl, isn't it? 443 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,880 Well, why don't you try taking the piss out of me? 444 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:36,160 Hey! You apologize to her now, or I will fucking kill you… 445 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,320 Alright, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 446 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,440 And that goes for you two twats, as well. 447 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,800 Sorry. 448 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,640 You alright? 449 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:11,640 Saturday, 10th August 1996. The Day of Knebworth. 450 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:17,320 Who'd have thought that on the day I get to see Liam Gallagher in the flesh, 451 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:21,520 all my thoughts would be about another man. 452 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,440 How could I have got him so wrong? 453 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,600 How could I have thought that he was shallow 454 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,160 when he's the most interesting, 455 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:33,400 sweet, sensitive, hot-bodied Adonis 456 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:39,200 in all of Lincolnshire and the surrounding districts? 457 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:52,600 I just bought, two days ago, on your request, twenty tampax! Twenty! 458 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,720 And now there are exactly none left. 459 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,000 What have you got six vaginas or something?! 460 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,200 I decided to change them every hour. 461 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,560 Every hour?! 462 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,480 Your hoo-ha must be the driest place in the entire universe. 463 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,280 I didn't want to get toxic shock! 464 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,200 Izzy told me about a girl who left a tampon in too long. 465 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,000 It went rotten and she had multiple organ failure. 466 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,680 Then she went into a coma and she died. 467 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,200 Tox… You… 468 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,080 I just… 469 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,240 I just… I just can't… 470 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,040 This is my main meal for the day. 471 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,920 What is it? 472 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,240 Fucking cup o'soup. Beef flavor. 473 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,040 Maybe you should just go back to solids? 474 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,360 Today's the last day. 475 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,400 I just need to make it 'til tomorrow. 476 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,080 Solids tomorrow. Then it's… 477 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:01,600 I just… I need to make it to tomorrow. 478 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,800 I'll be alright. 479 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,880 I'll be alright tomorrow. 480 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,160 Just keep thinking about tomorrow. 481 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,680 Knebworth, baby girl! Let's do this. 482 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,200 You're in Barney's car with Finn, come on. 483 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,520 - Hi, Rae. - Hey. 484 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,680 - Hiya. - Hi. 485 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,560 - How's your hand? - I'll live. 486 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,120 Thanks. 487 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,960 Anyone would have done the same thing, you know. 488 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,320 No, they wouldn't. 489 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,360 Right, everyone. This convoy is heading out! 490 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,520 Let's get ready! Let's do this. Raemondo… come on! 491 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,640 Let's go! 492 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,000 What you doing here? 493 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,120 I just thought I'd see everyone off. 494 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,960 Did you tell him? 495 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,560 We broke up. 496 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,240 What?! 497 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,040 Who's going with you today then? 498 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,960 Don't worry about it. 499 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,200 Raemondo, come on, get your ass in gear! 500 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,160 We are ready to do. Come on! 501 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,040 You'd better go. 502 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,440 Chloe, you sure you're gonna be alright? 503 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:36,080 Yeah, I'll be fine. See you later. 504 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,360 Let's go! 505 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,800 What? 506 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,960 Listen, I'm expecting marks out of ten for each tune by the way? 507 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,320 Well, it's a zero for starters. 508 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,560 I thought this was your favorite song? 509 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,680 - Stop. - What? 510 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,480 Stop the car! 511 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,440 You know, he'd just split up with his ex. 512 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:56,520 They were together like six years or something. 513 00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:01,720 So he's not really in the place to commit to something new at the moment. 514 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,640 Plus, he's a complete knob-head wanker. 515 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,640 Do you know he had a name for his thingy? 516 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,120 - What? - Bob. 517 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,920 - Bob? - Yeah. 518 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,880 You know, I'm sorry about this week. 519 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,920 It's just sometimes I see you with everyone. 520 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:42,200 You know, the lads, and you're so funny and clever, 521 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,680 and… I just… 522 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:49,360 I wish sometimes, I'd get the chance to be seen as funny. 523 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,680 You are funny. 524 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,640 Oh, Chloe, the boys all love you. 525 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:01,520 I didn't get invited to Knebworth though, did I? Eh? 526 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,880 I went to the market and I bought a jock strap. 527 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,720 I don't know why! 528 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,360 Right… OK! 529 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:34,480 I went to market and I bought a jock strap and a pineapple. 530 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,280 I went to the market… 531 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,160 Ms. Chloe Gemmell. 532 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,800 You alright? 533 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,400 Yeah, I think that's it now. 534 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,960 Listen to that crowd. 535 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,360 I can almost smell the burgers 536 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,800 just frying in the stalls at the side of the field. 537 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,840 - Oh, no! - Oh, no, what? 538 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,040 Some tall bastard's just stood in front of me 539 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,720 I can't see the stage anymore. 540 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,480 Do you know what, I fucking hate that! 541 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,080 You can get on my shoulders if you want! 542 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,400 - Yeah? - Yeah. 543 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,800 Oh, maybe you should get on my shoulders. 544 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,360 Yeah… maybe. 545 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:21,520 This is nice. Why don't we invite Izzy around? 546 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,680 No… 547 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:28,320 No… I like it when it's just us two. 548 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,960 I love Izzy, 549 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:35,480 but I think her head might have exploded if I'd told her. 550 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,000 Yeah! It needed to be you. 551 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,000 Come here. 552 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,480 You're alright though, yeah? 553 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,520 Chloe… 554 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,600 I wasn't in France this year. 555 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,400 Where were you? 556 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,520 I've been ill. 557 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,600 What d'you mean ill? 558 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,400 Like proper ill? 559 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,000 I did something stupid. 560 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,480 I hurt myself. 561 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,040 Why, Rae? 562 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,680 Why would you do that? 563 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,920 I've got it! 564 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,760 Hello. 565 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:03,960 Hiya. 566 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,600 Yeah, I'm fine. 567 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,480 Just listening to Knebworth. Why? 568 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,640 Yeah, alright. 569 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,200 Alright, fine. 570 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,680 Bye. 571 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,040 That was Stephen. 572 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,920 You know, he wants to talk, so um… 573 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,120 I'm going to go around to his house. 574 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,480 - When? - You know, I need to go. 575 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,160 We'll talk about this when I get back, I promise. 576 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,440 But, Chloe… 577 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:46,080 Rae, I really need to know what he's got to say. 578 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:49,360 Can you stay here so my parents still think I'm in? 579 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,240 - What? - Rae, please! 580 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,720 I'll be… I'll be as quick as I can. 581 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:59,160 OK, just stay here. I'll be half an hour, tops. 582 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,120 OK? Just don't move. 44669

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