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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,599 Yeah, I'm happy with that. Heels down. 2 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,399 - Want me to show ya? - No, thanks. 3 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,919 I've got Franny next to me. 4 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,199 Looks good. 5 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,359 - It does, it looks good. - She looks…Yeah. 6 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,519 It's gonna be different when I'm actually on the horse. 7 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,319 I'm only on a bit of plastic. 8 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,079 Desperate to have a go. 9 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,759 I knew you would. 10 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,519 - Yeah. Away she goes. - There we go! 11 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,239 - I want a go! - Hey! Oh! 12 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,999 Come on, your dad's on it. You can do it. 13 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,919 Aw, why do you have to… See, it… 14 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,839 - I want a go. - You're so predictable. 15 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,040 - Get on it the right side, then. - So predictable. 16 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,759 Sorry. I'm not trying to take your… 17 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,279 - Steal her thunder? - Not trying to steal her thunder. 18 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,319 - You'd never do that, would you, Michael? - No, I wouldn't do that. 19 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,039 Oh, my word! I don't think I can get my leg up. 20 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,239 Are we up? Are we up? 21 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,479 That one's… 22 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,199 I think I've dislocated my hip. 23 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,759 There you go. Look at him. 24 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,040 Is my back straight? 25 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,599 Your bum needs to be more in the air and your shoulders down. 26 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,119 Bum down. Oh, no. My thighs have started hurting. 27 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,479 Keep your bum down. 28 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,639 Oh, boy! He's just gonna take off the floor. 29 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,199 Give me my whip! Give me my whip! 30 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,039 You're gonna break it. 31 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,319 Never lose it, never lose it. 32 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:44,120 You can't lose something you never had. 33 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,439 Good morning. 34 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,399 It's a crisp winter's day here in Cambridgeshire. 35 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,799 And what better way to start your day than with ABBA. 36 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,479 {\an8}I've been asked to do the Magnolia Cup, 37 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,359 {\an8}which is a women's charity race. 38 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:06,080 So I'm going to go to the race stables today and have a go. 39 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,279 So in basic terms, you're going to be a jockey? 40 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,200 In basic terms, 41 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,959 Dad wants me to become a jockey. 42 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:18,400 Because Dad's dream was one of his kids being a jockey. 43 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,920 I'm the eldest child. 44 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:25,599 Growing up, I can remember little bits of his career, 45 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,399 but I was still fairly young. 46 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:33,440 Having horses was such a big part of my childhood. 47 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:39,439 Dad's really supportive with the dressage, but he doesn't know too much about it, 48 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:44,079 so I think it definitely will bring me and my dad closer, 49 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,839 doing the Magnolia Cup. 50 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,839 When I told him, he's straight away, 51 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,079 "Oh, my gosh, you need to do well, you need to do this. 52 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,079 What horse are you going to ride?" 53 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,679 {\an8}The way you think, the way you believe, the way you act, the way you walk, 54 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,400 the way you look at people… 55 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,680 You can beat half of them before you start. 56 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,599 Dressage riders don't typically become jockeys, 57 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,880 so I guess you could say I'm trying to prove something to myself, as well. 58 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:18,520 I want to prove that I can put the work in and, and do the best that I can. 59 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,560 Yeah, it's, it's a massive challenge ahead of me. 60 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,839 Yeah, you'll have a good time. It'll be fun. 61 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:28,359 God. I don't know how I feel, to be honest. 62 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:32,279 What the girls said from last year, once you get to that start line, 63 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,839 the race is the easiest part. 64 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:37,319 Training-wise, it comes down to the strength side of things. 65 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,759 Yeah, it's just so different to, like, what I'm used to. 66 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,600 because, obviously, the dressage is completely different. 67 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,999 It normally takes years to become a jockey. 68 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,840 I've got eight months to learn a whole new way of riding. 69 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,239 Dressage is all about precision, control, balance 70 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,199 and getting every movement just right. 71 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,400 Racing is all about speed. 72 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:08,799 I'll be riding in a totally different position using muscles. 73 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,560 I don't normally train, being a dressage rider. 74 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,919 I'm not experienced with racehorses and riding racehorses, 75 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,199 so I'm definitely say I'm out of my depth slightly 76 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,720 and it'll take a bit of time to adjust. 77 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,079 Morning, all. 78 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,639 I'll tell you what, me and my missus love each other at the moment. 79 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,719 I don't know what's happened. 80 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,040 She genuinely likes me for the first time ever. 81 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,759 - I love the auctions. - 82 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:48,919 Buying your horses, finding new owners, speaking to the breeders, 83 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:53,439 that buzz of the hammer banging down and going for a celebratory drink 84 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,640 because you've just bought what could be a superstar. 85 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:01,159 I want to buy as many as we physically can buy 86 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,000 and send the business really flying. 87 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:09,679 {\an8}Michael at the auction, he always tries to tell me it's work, 88 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,359 but I've known for years that it's not work. 89 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,400 He's like a kid in a sweet shop. 90 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,119 It's pretty, but it's just so short and compact. 91 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,759 It's like, you like small, stumpy fellas, don't you? 92 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:25,239 Not big, fat tall ones 93 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,839 When we go to the sales, he's the minister for fun. 94 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,999 I'm here as social secretary, that's my nickname amongst them. 95 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,799 They're long, hard days. 96 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,639 {\an8}So his jolly personality gets us through it. 97 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,600 Right, let's go and buy some horses. 98 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,679 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 99 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,959 The auction works a bit like this. 100 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:44,719 Stud farms from around the globe spend years 101 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,879 carefully breeding their prized horses. 102 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,879 When the horses turn one, we call them yearlings, 103 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,479 they're then brought to an auction. 104 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,279 And here's where Manor House Stables comes in. 105 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:56,919 We're like matchmakers. 106 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,479 We buy these yearlings, 107 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,919 not to make a quick profit, 108 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,319 but to pair them with my pool of owners. 109 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,759 The big challenge, I guess, for me, I'm going head to head with bidders 110 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,799 who have much deeper pockets than mine. 111 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:13,680 280, 290, 300 thousand. 112 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,759 You have people like the king of Qatar, 113 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,799 people from Bahrain, a lot of American money, at the moment, 114 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,079 Australian money, buying the horses 115 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,039 that are worth a million quid, two million quid. 116 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,640 We'll never get that. 117 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,159 Some of them are… 118 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,080 - Pie in the sky? - Yeah. 119 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:38,119 My sweet spot for my clients is anything between sort of 30 to 100 grand. 120 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,360 I don't wanna be left with too many horses for 100 grand because… 121 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,480 I sleep quite well, and I want to continue that theme. 122 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,880 This is on our short list. 123 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,279 What I love about her is the way she moves, 124 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:54,319 she's tremendously athletic. She wants to do it. 125 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,479 - Finding that willing partner… - Yeah. 126 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,760 It's just a little window into their attitude. 127 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,240 Strong, isn't it? 128 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,680 Michael is very odd about spending money. 129 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:11,479 He won't think twice about spending money on a horse, 130 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:16,479 but if the kids leave a light on in the bedroom, he will hit the roof. 131 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:22,439 Or if I want to redecorate the bathroom because the paint's falling off the wall, 132 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,959 he'll be like, "Well, you know, is that really necessary?" 133 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,919 Right, we've got one going through the ring in about five minutes. 134 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,319 Run, run, run! 135 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,040 All right, hips around side to side. 136 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,919 It's a long process to get to the Magnolia Cup, 137 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,519 and it starts with the fitness tests. 138 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,319 It's going to be hard graft. 139 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,839 - We're bidding on this. - Yeah. 140 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,799 But our family is super competitive, yeah. 141 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,200 And up, down. 142 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,560 Should we bid the reserve? 143 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,639 - One… - One… 144 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:04,919 - And… - Two… 145 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:05,879 And… 146 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,759 - Should we push it? - Yes. 147 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:08,720 Go on. 148 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,839 Just hold it Gemma. Not too low. Keep going, hold it. 149 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,040 Come on, Gemma. 150 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,519 The need to win is part of the family. 151 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,039 It just will always be a competition. 152 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,879 Out, in, out… 153 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,160 I think that definitely comes from dad. 154 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,879 It's us at the moment. 155 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,280 We're on it at 90 here. 156 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,400 - Boom. - But I'm very happy. 157 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,399 - Super job. - Well done. Well done. 158 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,639 Let's go and celebrate. 159 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,479 - Keep going. - Go on, Gemma. Come on. 160 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,720 Really strong, girls. Well done. 161 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,920 Well done, girls. 162 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,720 My legs feel like absolute jelly. I can't even walk. 163 00:08:54,040 --> 00:09:00,599 The pain, the burn, honestly, is like, it's just horrendous. 164 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:09,800 Would we like a drink? 165 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,279 Lads? 166 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,559 Five Coronas? 167 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,560 No, thanks. On the job, aren't we? 168 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,319 I'm fine for now, honestly. Appreciate it. 169 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,679 Bloomin' heck. 170 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:21,999 Later. 171 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,680 Well, you can sod off now. There will be no later. 172 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,799 You wrote in your autobiography 173 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,079 you're kind of living 174 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,199 your life in reverse. 175 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,119 Could you tell us 176 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,839 what stage of life you're in now, then? 177 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,839 Bloody hell! 178 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,639 Not for me. Don't look at me like that. 179 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,239 That's how rumours start. You look at me and then… 180 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:46,119 The strange thing is I never thought it was in reverse. 181 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,879 Back in the day, he wouldn't touch alcohol. 182 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,319 Not a drop. 183 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,079 And he used to get really angry 184 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,720 with his brothers and his dad for drinking, and frustrated. 185 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,280 And now it's like… 186 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,399 Flippin' heck, Michael. 187 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,879 You can carry it next door for dinner. 188 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,200 I haven't eaten yet. 189 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,799 But now, if I go out, 190 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,679 I am the last person on the dance floor. 191 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,199 I am the last person at the bar. 192 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,679 We are getting kicked out. 193 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:16,279 And my mates are like, "Come on," halfway through the night. 194 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:19,080 I'm like, "No way. This is only just getting started." 195 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,720 {\an8}You're cute. 196 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,480 We need to be friends, okay? 197 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,879 As part of the Magnolia Cup process, 198 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,719 they will put you on a few different horses, 199 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,919 and they'll just get sort of a general impression 200 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,640 of everyone where they're at. 201 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,920 I know, it's cold. 202 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:48,239 Just calm down. 203 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:52,039 All right, Gemma, if you're happy, you'd just like to just let him trot on. 204 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,400 Okay. 205 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,280 I know Dad and my family are gonna want me to do well. 206 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,519 And I think there'll be a little bit of pressure, 207 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:04,639 just in the fact that we've obviously got an incredible facility in Manor House, 208 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:08,159 so there is a bit of expectation on me to, to be up there. 209 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:12,360 So, hands down into the withers, up into your light seat. 210 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,959 Racehorses have a different build to dressage. 211 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,040 Slightly different personalities as well. 212 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,600 When you're on a racehorse, you cannot switch off. 213 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,880 Whoa. Whoa. 214 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,800 These horses are unpredictable. 215 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,599 When half a tonne is wanting to do something, 216 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,839 you're trying to control it, and you're only 55 kilos, 217 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,519 it's very, very dangerous. 218 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,559 I think I might just walk this one round. 219 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:43,639 Yeah, I would. You're going to be in a little bit of a kicking match there. 220 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,520 This one's full of it. 221 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,240 The first thing she needs is absolute bravery. 222 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,479 You'd have a fair chance of dying 223 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,039 if you have got no idea how to control a horse. 224 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,439 Now, she's a experienced horsewoman. 225 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:02,039 She's very, very talented when it comes to horses. 226 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,760 But this is a different kettle of fish. 227 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,719 Do you want to trot him down this side, 228 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,199 - ask him to go into canter? - Yeah. 229 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,879 Once he's gone a couple of strides for you, 230 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,520 - then up into your position, okay? - Fine. Yep. 231 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,280 Okay, girls, we're all happy with the rides? 232 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,639 Lovely, Ruth! 233 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,919 Well done! 234 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,599 Do you want to go next, Gemma? 235 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,880 Yep. 236 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,879 You know what's coming, don't you, mate? 237 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,080 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 238 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,639 You're okay. Well done. 239 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,680 Good recovery. 240 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,960 It is a lot harder than I first anticipated. 241 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:47,920 It's all good fun… 242 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,840 until you, like, land on the floor. 243 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:56,999 Long days, aren't they? 244 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,640 Hundreds of messages not replied to. 245 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,639 We'll go back to the hotel. 246 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:05,120 You can have an hour getting on top of everything. 247 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,039 Not that. 248 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,360 - Sounds good. - Right? 249 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,160 Chris is laughing. 250 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,999 Sound man will poke his head around any minute. 251 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,080 There he is! 252 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,000 Ahh! They're loving my innuendos. 253 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,999 So, we bought three horses. 254 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,320 Two hundred and seventy three grand spent. 255 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,240 Over a quarter of a million. 256 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,560 Mm. 257 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,199 Let's just hang off on that new kitchen you wanted. 258 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:39,039 How to turn a happy day into a sad-- Look at the eyes! 259 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,200 Time to go. 260 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,480 {\an8}Zola looks like granddad, I think. 261 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,639 {\an8}That's harsh. 262 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,199 Why? 263 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,720 Granddad's bald, skinny. 264 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,960 I think I've offended him. 265 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,079 {\an8}- Who does Belle look like? - Oh, don't… 266 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,119 Don't give him that one, 'cause he's going to say me. 267 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,160 All right? 268 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,680 - Hello. - And I am starving. 269 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,959 Was that your mum's? 270 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,079 - Yeah. Nice? - Yeah. 271 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,720 - Wish you could cook it like your mum. - Yeah. Mm. 272 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,999 Don't use your fingers. What do you think they're for? 273 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,239 I wanted the end bit. 274 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,640 There's gonna be more than one end, isn't there? 275 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,719 What was the thing you like at the end? 276 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:36,879 The conclusion. 277 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:41,079 I got the highest fitness score out of everyone there. 278 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,599 - Standards so good though. - Is it? 279 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,599 Mm. 280 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,639 Yeah, but you've not seen people ride properly yet, have you? 281 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,639 Did you get on it? 282 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,680 Well, eight years ago, when I did the thing. 283 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,119 Dad did a charity race at Ascot. 284 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,999 Despite only having got on a horse 285 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,719 for the first time this year, 286 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,239 and having fallen off twice in the last week… 287 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,799 The question was not whether he would win, but whether he'd get round in one piece. 288 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,879 And they're off! 289 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,159 On the extreme left, in the dark blue, Michael Owen on Calder Prince. 290 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,719 He did surprisingly well. 291 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,319 Golden Wedding wins the Prince's Countryside Fun Charity Race. 292 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:27,159 Michael Owen and Calder Prince second. 293 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,639 For a moment, I thought I had a right chance of winning it, but what a thrill. 294 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,999 A big round of applause, please, to Michael Owen. 295 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:42,359 He has brought it up quite a lot about the fact that he didn't even ride before 296 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,119 and then he came second. 297 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,959 So he's definitely wanting to remind everybody. 298 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,479 I think my wife just despairs of me. 299 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,039 You know, I just get an idea, and that's it. 300 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,000 Once I'm locked onto something, there's no stopping me. 301 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,559 It's actually a little bit annoying that he did that well, 302 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,759 because now he's, "Oh, well, I came second, 303 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,320 so you're going to have to win it to beat me." 304 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,959 - Dad fell off-- - And got back on and rode in the race 305 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,599 and came second. 306 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,279 Gemma hasn't fallen off once and she'll come third or worse, 307 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,639 so what's the best to do? 308 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,239 Yeah, well, the standard is rubbish when you did it. 309 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,400 I hope you win. 310 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,559 I'm thinking of having a massive bet on you. 311 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,279 - No, let's not do that. - Let's not do that. 312 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,360 - That's silly. - Go on. That'd be so funny. 313 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,079 {\an8}I watched an orca documentary last night. 314 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,719 {\an8}It's so good. 315 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,680 I'm fascinated by the way they hunt. 316 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:46,200 Aye, they are the cleverest animals. 317 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,719 So clever. Have you seen them? 318 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,720 Yeah. 319 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,159 {\an8}He's got a weird obsession with orcas. 320 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,559 Don't know why. 321 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,519 He doesn't watch, you know, films or anything like that. 322 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,799 But no, the one thing he does watch is, er, orca documentaries. 323 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,680 At some point, I've looked at some clip of an orca, 324 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,639 really thought, "Oh, my word, that's cool", 325 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,799 and then watched the next one that's dropped up 326 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,959 and the next one, and now, because I watch every one, 327 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,599 loads of orca things come down on my feed. 328 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,159 So, despite you lot taking the mick out of me, 329 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:22,079 it's only Instagram that sort of shoehorned me into 330 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,600 being an orca pervert. 331 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,839 - And you know I'm petrified of the sea. - Yeah. 332 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,279 We were in the Maldives, and he did not shut up about orcas. 333 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,879 He genuinely thought there was an orca in the Maldives sea 334 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,519 and he would not go snorkelling because he was too scared. 335 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,079 What type of animal is an orca? 336 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,079 - It's, it's a whale. - It's not a whale. 337 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,720 - It's a shark? - No. 338 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,999 One-nil to me. 339 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,200 - Go on. What is it then? - It's a dolphin. 340 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,360 It's, it's the biggest of the dolphin family. 341 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,440 - Oh, wow. - Boom! 342 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,400 Right. So, today… 343 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,999 Every year before Christmas, we hold a yearling parade 344 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,719 to sell our horses that we don't yet have owners for. 345 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,799 Because if I don't, they're then accumulating costs for me. 346 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,640 We've got 21 horses for sale. 347 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,480 - Oh, Jesus. - Yeah, that's quite a lot. 348 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,439 We all know we've taken the biggest risk we've ever taken, 349 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,040 but we've never not sold them before, so I'm still confident. 350 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,160 No one else coming, is there? 351 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,480 Don't want to be spotted doing this. 352 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,879 At the yearling parade, we'll dish out brochures for potential owners. 353 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,039 We have free food and free drinks, 354 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,639 and, you know, let's all just celebrate and get together. 355 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,839 Er, how do you do this? 356 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,039 Aha! 357 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,159 How are you, guys? 358 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,600 I can't get the staff, see. 359 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,399 How are you? Nice to see you. 360 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,880 Hi. Lovely to see you 361 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,679 These are clients of ours 362 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,080 and good friends as well. 363 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,799 So you have got a friend? 364 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,320 One more than I've got. 365 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,840 I'm no oil painting, but you're one of my ugliest owners. 366 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,640 Thanks for that! 367 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,599 How did you get into horse racing? 368 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,799 Don't blame me. 369 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,759 It was his fault. 370 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,839 The best thing you've ever done. 371 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,079 Came for a tour, bought a horse. 372 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,879 I'm just gonna say a few words, but thank you. 373 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,359 Great to see you. I'll see you in a moment. 374 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,839 Look at that. 375 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:45,079 I've not even chinged a glass, and you've all gone quiet. 376 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,999 Good afternoon, everyone. Welcome to Manor House Stables. 377 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,839 I know many of you have been here before, 378 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,479 but we have got some new faces, so, delighted to welcome you here. 379 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:57,519 We've been assembling our new yearling stock for next season. 380 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,199 Hugo's excited because he's going to train them no matter what. 381 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,279 The parade's going to last 15, 20 minutes. 382 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,439 - You're going to be very efficient. - Well, we'll see. We'll see. 383 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,759 We're going to see 21 yearlings that are all for sale. 384 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,999 So let's go downstairs. Cool. 385 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,599 There we go. 386 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:25,719 I've tried to get away from it being like the hard sell. 387 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,559 Now, that's quite a hard balance when you need to sell. 388 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,399 Right, let's begin. 389 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:38,239 So this is A Son of Kingman, who's been here about four or five weeks now. 390 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,839 There is no negotiation. 391 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,239 I don't make any money on the sale of a horse. 392 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,399 I don't mark it up. 393 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,639 So when I sell a horse, it's for exactly what we've paid. 394 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:51,039 And of course, the training fees then is how we make our money in the future. 395 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,200 One of the world's leading sires. 396 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,479 - Is this the one? - The one your Dad wants? Yeah. 397 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,799 But we keep getting loads of people 398 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,719 wanting it 399 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,159 and I keep phoning your Dad saying, "we haven't sold it yet." 400 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,439 I really like it. 401 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,559 I'm absolutely delighted with the value we got for this horse. 402 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,199 Oh, we were talking about you. 403 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,959 Just walk him back and move forward for me, please. 404 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,599 This is a rocket, this one. 405 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,599 I'll buy that and that. 406 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,759 Okay. 407 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,319 Looks to me like a really fast, powerful sprinter. 408 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,520 That's two horses sold. 409 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,119 The next horse we're going to see is the most expensive horse 410 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,079 that we've bought in sales this year. 411 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,039 Do you fancy it? 412 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,399 I'm more into the dogs. 413 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,399 That concludes our parade. 414 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,880 Well stuck out, guys. 415 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,959 He's gonna be a good horse, isn't he? 416 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,159 It's just whether he's going to be a great horse. 417 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,679 Erm, is he thinking of getting a horse or not? 418 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:45,679 I think so. 419 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,360 I think we sold two horses. 420 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,720 Well done, team. Very slick. 421 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,920 Ready for home. 422 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,959 You know you can't wear that hat because it's got a hard peak. 423 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,840 These are, like, beyond ugly. 424 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,639 Well, 425 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:12,440 if you fall off at speed with that peak, you'll break your face. 426 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,879 Dad set up for me to go up to Manor House 427 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,240 and ride Sir Alex Ferguson's horse, 428 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,320 which was obviously quite a bit of pressure. 429 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,920 That's the boss', Sir Alex's. 430 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,799 She could be the only Owen that's had a hairdryer treatment 431 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,479 of Sir Alex. 432 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,720 - I never got it. - What? 433 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,679 When Sir Alex used to bollock us in training, 434 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,879 everyone used to nickname it the hairdryer. 435 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,759 He never bollocked me, really. 436 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,920 But if you ride it badly, you could get the hairdryer. 437 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,320 Do you have a mentor for this process? 438 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,480 I've done three winters in Mumbai. 439 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,639 Franny Norton. 440 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,800 He's had thousands of winners. 441 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,479 He's just so passionate about the horses and the industry and what he does. 442 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,600 So I'm really lucky to have, have him. He's great. 443 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,799 We haven't got time to tell you my injuries. 444 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,439 Jesus Christ. Erm… 445 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,399 {\an8}I had a compound fracture of the leg up here where me, 446 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:20,239 {\an8}where the bone come right through when a horse reared over on top of me. 447 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,839 I've done both collarbones. 448 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,159 I've punctured me lung twice. 449 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,479 I've done me ribs, broke me arm, I broke me leg. 450 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,360 Erm, she'll be fine. 451 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,919 You're not nervous at all? 452 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,319 I'm a bit nervous. 453 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,319 It's just everything that, like, I don't know. 454 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,959 It's like, my stirrups are going to be short 455 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,559 and my position is going to be different. 456 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,759 It's going to take time. 457 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,319 - You won't get it straightaway. - Yeah. 458 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,440 You being relaxed is massive. 459 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,199 You know, a horse can hear a human's heartbeat from like… 460 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,039 - Ah! Metres. Yeah. - …metres away. 461 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,359 So if you're like, anxious and nervous 462 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,599 and your heart's racing, they'll feel that. 463 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,840 Yeah. 464 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,039 Did you do dressage or showjumping? 465 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,159 - Yeah. But not… - Not to her level. 466 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,639 Just a leisure rider. Just a bit of everything. 467 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,320 But the horse landed on me twice. 468 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,039 Just, literally, just… 469 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,520 broke my back two places, hip in five. 470 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,559 Pelvis. 471 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,199 You've had a few injuries like me. 472 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,440 Yeah. 473 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,719 Shall we have a look-see if these are ready or… 474 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,000 Yeah. 475 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,520 He won't do anything naughty, will he? 476 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,399 - Nah. - He won't, like, buck her off? 477 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,959 No, he doesn't buck, does he? 478 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,080 No. 479 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,360 - There he is. - Hello, boy. 480 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,760 Erm, you look a bit slow. 481 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,839 Oh, he's nice, isn't he? Tiny. 482 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,959 Is he looking like he's in a good or bad mood today, Charlotte? 483 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,159 Just ignore him, because he's just trying to wind her up. 484 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,760 Come on. 485 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:55,960 Thanks. 486 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,679 She won't be going a full gallop. 487 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,719 I mean, the first time she's going to sit on a thoroughbred, 488 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,559 you don't go from trotting 489 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,759 to sprinting as fast as you can when you've got a young horse, 490 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,079 because you're going to be susceptible to injuries. 491 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,480 Wait, am I following you? 492 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,320 So it will just be a steady canter, like 60% pace. 493 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,600 Okay. 494 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,520 Ooh! 495 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,520 Steady on, Gemma. 496 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,119 Steady, Gemma. 497 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,360 Bloody hell, Gemma! 498 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,759 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 499 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,040 That's way too fast. 500 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,720 Was that me or was that [bleep] fast?! 501 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,280 Yes. 502 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,399 Fuming. 503 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,640 It did look quick. 504 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,759 Let's not let her just run away and look pretty. 505 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,799 - You know what I mean? - Yes. 506 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,919 Let's just take a bit more control. 507 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,879 Shall I be the one to bollock her? 508 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,280 I'm not telling her off. 509 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,359 I'll just act oblivious 510 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,240 'cause to be fair, I am. 511 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,359 - You've got three points on your licence. - Why? 512 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,639 Twelve and you're out. 513 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,119 - Why? - Speeding. 514 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,839 If Hugo was here, you would be severely bollocked. 515 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,399 We didn't even do anything wrong. 516 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,120 And you should have controlled her. 517 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,799 Your first day and you're running a gallop. 518 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,319 You're like months and months and months off it. 519 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,079 If anyone told me, "Don't go fast", 520 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,239 - then I wouldn't-- I-- - But you know it's a cantering morning. 521 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,879 There was never a word saying, "Right, we're going to gallop today." 522 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,399 - But it wasn't a gallop. - Mm, verging on it. 523 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,039 When a horse gets alongside each other, 524 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,359 they think, "Oh, I'm galloping", you know, "I want to race", 525 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:03,039 so then they lock on. And then you, you know, then you get into a, 526 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,759 a ding-dong and obviously, then you start going too quick. 527 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,839 If someone's clear and says you cannot overtake, then that's fine. 528 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:13,080 Then the communication needs to be better then, to not do that. 529 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,360 He's honestly, I hate him sometimes. 530 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,519 It was a miscommunication. 531 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,559 I didn't know that I needed to be in single file. 532 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,240 And, yeah, it was, it was one of them. You live and you learn. 533 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,120 Probably why it felt so fast. 534 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,640 Right. You might have to give me a hand untangling these. 535 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,799 What have you done with these? 536 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,720 - Where's the end? - Here. 537 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,480 Let's shake it. 538 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,239 Have you spoken to Dad since yesterday? 539 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,359 Er, no. 540 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,919 He wasn't happy. 541 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,639 I'm not sure if it's because it was Sir Alex's horse, 542 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,920 he probably was… 543 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,399 Is that what made him a bit more… 544 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,399 - You're not supposed to do that. - Not supposed to do that, but… 545 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,959 That's the whole point of going to learn things, isn't it? 546 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,519 Yeah. 547 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,639 The thing is with you two, you clash, and because you said your bit, 548 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,880 then he has to say something. You're both so similar. 549 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,480 Yeah. 550 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,759 - Should we just, like… - Oh, sod it. 551 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,599 …pop them on the tree and, yeah, let's just get them on. 552 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,000 We might argue, but we've always been a close-knit family. 553 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,999 And at Christmas, everybody just stops and comes together 554 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,280 and, yeah, it's given me some great, happy memories over the years. 555 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,519 You want your chocolate? 556 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,159 I had two brothers, two sisters, 557 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,279 so there was always something going on in the house. 558 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,520 It was always an exciting place to be. 559 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,720 There we are. Perfect. 560 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,319 - Is that you, Michael? - Yeah. 561 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,079 Could you give me a hand? 562 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,439 Here, love. Here, love. Open that. 563 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,079 We'd always open presents in the morning, 564 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,679 go to the pub while Mum was cooking Christmas dinner back home. 565 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,359 I'm not sure if an animal has wee'd on this. 566 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,279 It absolutely stinks. 567 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,279 I thought the exact same. It's horse wee. 568 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,279 Oh, yeah. 569 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,279 It's been in the horse box. It's horse wee. 570 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,079 Yeah, that's horse wee down there, yeah. 571 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,879 Oh, this is really smelly. 572 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,999 We'd only spend about an hour and a half in the pub 573 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,599 and all come back for Christmas lunch, and then obviously all night, 574 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,559 you'd be playing with the toys that you'd just been given. 575 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,320 It's a dream come true. 576 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,839 That's nice. 577 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,319 - That is nice. - It is rather, innit? 578 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,640 That's you, that, mate. 579 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,399 We've got an orca. 580 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,600 You have as well. 581 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,480 You bunch of helmets. 582 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,239 When we're all getting on, we're all having a go at each other 583 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,360 and taking the mick out of each other. 584 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,320 But my love towards my family is, 585 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,560 you know it, I don't have to tell you. 586 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,519 - Flick. - Am I getting it over this side? 587 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,279 Yeah. Just try and get a bit more around there. 588 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,679 - Flick. - Yes. Gemma. 589 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:27,639 Gemma taking part in the race has really given me a new lease of life 590 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:31,599 and feeling that we're all in this as a family together now. 591 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,080 And it's a brilliant feeling. 592 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,039 I'm bored now. 593 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,919 Can we finish now? I'm getting bored. 594 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,559 Reminds me of when I was giving birth, 595 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,719 and he was just lying on the bed next to me, reading his racing post. 596 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,679 - I'd be fuming. - No racing post. 597 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,679 - What are you supposed to do? - Be supportive. 598 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,439 Oh, get lost. I wasn't not supportive. 599 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,999 I offered you a read of it. 600 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,119 What are they? Maltesers? 601 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,239 How high do you think you can throw it in the air and catch it in your mouth? 602 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,199 Oh, do you know I nearly knocked my teeth out? 603 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,520 You are David Brent. 604 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,559 Look at that for a beautiful… Oh, look at that. 605 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,400 See, that's changed everything, innit? 606 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,600 Look. Oh, my God. That's just… Ah! 607 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,400 No farting. 608 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,079 Get it as close to the, like the knobbly end as you can. 609 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,199 No, close to the knobbly end. 610 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,239 - Oh, this side? - Yeah. 611 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,159 I've got my face in horse piss. 612 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,720 How many have we got to go? 613 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,719 Why are you struggling carrying me? 614 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,560 No. 615 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,000 Oh, this is perfect size here. 616 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,480 There's so much that we can do here. 617 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,079 Good teamwork, this, isn't it? 618 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,159 Yep, 619 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,639 That-- 620 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,039 Oh, for God's sake. You absolute helmet. Who did that? 621 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,039 It's nobody's fault. It just happened. That there. 622 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,719 - It's got to be someone. - That there. 623 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,999 Can you reach over that? 624 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,879 Someone got the chair? 625 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,959 - Yeah. - Aw! It was so easy. 626 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:58,879 Yeah. 627 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,760 Again. No! No! No! 628 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,520 You did that on purpose. 629 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,959 Jesus Christ. 630 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,679 Kaiser, you little idiot. 631 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,599 Did he do two-- 632 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,039 Oh, shit. 633 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,799 Three? 634 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:24,639 Kaiser! 635 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,079 Oh, that's, it's bloody sideways. 636 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,639 - Oh, no, don't. - Are you joking? 637 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,839 Yeah, it's lopsided. 638 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,400 That's going to do our head in. 639 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,559 What do you want for Christmas, Louise? 640 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,159 You know what I want. 641 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,000 A new kitchen, please. 642 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:46,719 Bahrain is going to be a big step towards my involvement in Manor House. 643 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,279 Right, enough now. 644 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,839 My hand's frozen. 645 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,679 - That's quite nice. - Mine's all right. 646 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,560 - Your lad still playing? - Not really. No. 647 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,919 When he first got diagnosed, I remember bursting out crying. 648 00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,879 If there's not a cure, 649 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,800 I might not be able to live the life I live now. 650 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,200 Sorry. Just give me a minute. 50732

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