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THAT IS ALL. 10 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,524 HAVE A NICE NIGHT. 11 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:25,442 - SUE, WHERE YOU GOING, GIRL? 12 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,110 YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT COMING INSIDE. 13 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:32,198 - OH, NO, I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE AN INTRUSION. 14 00:00:32,281 --> 00:00:34,451 I JUST WANTED TO SAY "HELLO." 15 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,243 GOOD-BYE. - OKAY, NOW, SUE. 16 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:37,328 THERE IS A SEAT IN THIS HOUSE 17 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:38,288 WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, GIRL. 18 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,498 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 19 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:41,708 I CAN'T. 20 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,293 I DIDN'T HAVE MONEY FOR THE BUS. 21 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,003 I'M A MESS FROM THE 50-MILE WALK. 22 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:50,049 - NOW, WHY MUST YOU BE SO DIFFICULT, GIRL? 23 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,050 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 24 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,595 I AM BEING DIFFICULT, AREN'T I? 25 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,597 YOUR LIFE IS BETTER WITHOUT ME COMING IN, 26 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,056 TRUST ME, SO THERE I GO. 27 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,518 - OKAY, GIRL, LISTEN, EVERYTHING IS IRIE, MAN. 28 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,061 WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS, ALL RIGHT? 29 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,354 - YES, OF COURSE. 30 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,855 - AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN SMELL IT, GIRL. 31 00:01:04,938 --> 00:01:06,775 YOU KNOW YOU SMELL IT, GIRL. - WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 32 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,109 - YOU KNOW YOU'RE SMELLING THE FRIED DUMPLINGS, 33 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,360 THE ACKEE, AND THE SALTFISH, GIRL. 34 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:11,154 - OH. - NOW, WHAT'S COME OVER YOU? 35 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,156 - I SHOULD HAVE CALLED. I SHOULD HAVE CALLED. 36 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,616 - THAT'S IT, SUE! 37 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:18,036 I'M FORMALLY INVITING YOU INTO MY HOME. 38 00:01:18,119 --> 00:01:19,579 NOW COME INSIDE. 39 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:20,538 - [hisses] 40 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:23,666 [dramatic music] 41 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,667 [smooth jazz music] 42 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,587 [slurping, flesh ripping] 43 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:30,632 [haunting western music] 44 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:38,640 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:54,489 - I LOVE SEEING HORROR MOVIES 46 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:56,533 IN BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS THE BEST. 47 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:57,826 - THAT'S THE BEST. - OBVIOUSLY, EVERYBODY. 48 00:01:57,908 --> 00:02:01,037 BUT IT'S REALLY BECAUSE IT'S A MORE INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE. 49 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,247 - RIGHT, RIGHT. 50 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,082 - AND YOU GET TO LAUGH AT 51 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:05,500 THE MOTHER[bleep] IN THE MOVIE. 52 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:06,709 - RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, IT'S GOOD BECAUSE... 53 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:07,710 - DOING STUPID [bleep]. 54 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,002 - THEY BE ALLEVIATING SOME TENSION FOR YOU. 55 00:02:09,086 --> 00:02:12,549 - "[bleep] THE KID. HE A DEMON," YOU KNOW? 56 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:13,883 "LEAVE THE KID." 57 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,593 - THAT'S THE BEST WHEN THEY JUST, 58 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,554 LIKE, BRUTALLY PRACTICAL. 59 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:18,763 "LEAVE THAT KID." - YEAH. 60 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,640 - "STAB THAT BABY." 61 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,937 STUPID. - THAT'S A WASTE OF MONEY, DOG. 62 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:26,855 - STUPID. 63 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:27,981 - SEE, I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND 64 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:29,649 HOW THAT'S EVEN IN THE HORROR GENRE, DOG. 65 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:31,025 - RIGHT? 66 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:31,985 I MEAN, THAT'S THE LEAST SCARED I EVER BEEN, MAN. 67 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:34,070 IT'S LIKE A ROMANTIC COMEDY. 68 00:02:34,153 --> 00:02:35,405 - IT'S LIKE A LULLABY, DOG. 69 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,073 - YEAH, FOR REALS THOUGH. - PSSH. 70 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:38,908 - OH, OH, WHERE YOU PARKED AT? 71 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:39,993 - OH, WHAT NOW? 72 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:40,952 - WHERE YOU PARKED AT, DOG? 73 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:42,203 - YEAH, I'M OVER THAT WAY, BOY. 74 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,496 - OH, YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE? 75 00:02:43,579 --> 00:02:44,914 - YEAH. - WELL, I'M THIS WAY, DOG. 76 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,249 - OH, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, DOG. 77 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,586 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 78 00:02:49,668 --> 00:02:52,589 [eerie music] 79 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:53,464 ♪ ♪ 80 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,341 - YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT'S THAT, DOG? 81 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,593 - I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR, DOG. 82 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:57,594 - WORD, WORD, WORD, YEAH. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 83 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:01,389 - THEN I'LL DRIVE YOU BACK TO YOUR CAR, DOG. 84 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,600 DUMBASS MOVIE, MAN. - NAH. 85 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:06,144 - A DEMON CAN POSSESS ANY INANIMATE OBJECT? 86 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:09,272 THAT'S TOO GENERAL TO BE SCARY. 87 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,899 - YO, MAN, IT'S LIKE, HOW YOU GONNA HAVE A DEMON 88 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,443 POSTING UP IN A TRASH CAN? 89 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:14,777 - I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S DUMB. 90 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:15,945 - IT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE. - IT'S STUPID. 91 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,281 - IT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE. - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 92 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:19,407 - IT'S STUPID. IT'S STUPID. 93 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,909 IT'S UNREALISTIC IS WHAT IT IS. 94 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,244 - IT'S LIKE, I AIN'T GONNA BE SCARED OF NO TRASH CAN. 95 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,163 [eerie musical flourish] 96 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:28,291 AND WHAT WAS THAT OTHER THING THEY HAD WITH THE, 97 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:29,542 UH, THE DEMON PUDDLE? 98 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:30,710 - OH, YEAH, YEAH. 99 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,253 THAT WAS THE MOST STUPID PART RIGHT THERE. 100 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,797 A DEMON COULD PULL YOU INTO HELL IF YOU STEP IN A PUDDLE. 101 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,758 LIKE, WE SOME MORONS? 102 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:37,466 - I MEAN, HOW YOU GONNA SCARE 103 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,594 A COUPLE ADULTS WITH A PUDDLE? 104 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:41,471 - STUPID. - STUPID. 105 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:42,805 - STUPID. - STUPID. 106 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,223 - AND THE DEMON GOT THEM HELLHOUNDS ROAMING AROUND 107 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:47,352 EVERYWHERE, BRINGING HUMANS TO THE DEMON ALIVE 108 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:48,353 TO BE SACRIFICED. 109 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:49,353 - COME ON, MAN. 110 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,313 [dog barking] 111 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:50,897 - THAT'S JUST STUPID! 112 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:53,358 - STUPID. - YEAH. 113 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,485 - YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE-- IT'S LAZY STORYTELLING... 114 00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:56,653 - YES, YES. - IS WHAT IT IS. 115 00:03:56,736 --> 00:04:00,657 - IT'S A LOT OF THINGS, BUT SCARY IS NOT ONE OF THEM. 116 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:01,658 [eerie musical flourish] 117 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:02,867 - AND WHAT WAS WITH ALL THEM 118 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,494 CREEPY KIDS AND THE WHISPERING AND WHATNOT? 119 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,828 - OH, PLEASE. - I MEAN, COME ON, DOG. 120 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,080 - PLEASE, DUDE. - WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 121 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:09,666 - YOU JUST IDENTIFIED, LIKE, THE STUPIDEST PART OF THE MOVIE. 122 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,167 [both laugh] 123 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,919 THEM KIDS-- THEM KIDS WAS TALKING ABOUT, 124 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,170 [breathily] "I WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL. 125 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:16,047 I WILL SUCK YOUR ESSENCE." [mumbling spookily] 126 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,214 - OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S STUPID RIGHT THERE. 127 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,341 YOU CAN STOP RIGHT NOW, MAN, IF YOU JUST WANTED TO-- 128 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:20,510 PLEASE STOP! - YEAH. 129 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:21,386 - 'CAUSE IT'S STUPID. - IT WAS STUPID. 130 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,471 - IT WAS STUPID AS HELL. - IT WAS STUPID. 131 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:25,139 - IT WAS JUST STUPID. WHAT? - THIS YOUR CAR? 132 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,516 - THIS ME, DOG. - YEAH. 133 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:30,144 [both sniffing] 134 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,438 YEAH, I HOPE THERE'S NOT ONE OF THEM DEMONS 135 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:33,439 POSSESSING YOUR CAR. 136 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,234 [both laughing] 137 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,696 I'M JUST STEPPING RIGHT NOW, FOR REAL. 138 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,239 - THAT'S STUPID. YOU BEING REAL STUPID. 139 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:42,198 - I'M BEING STUPID. 140 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:43,366 - THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST PART 141 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:44,534 OF THE MOVIE RIGHT THERE, DOG. 142 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,659 - I'M THE ONE BEING STUPID UP IN HERE. 143 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:46,995 - THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID. - [laughing] 144 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,454 - THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST PART RIGHT THERE, MAN. 145 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:52,207 THAT PART WAS--THAT MOVIE WAS STUPID AS HELL, MAN. 146 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:55,586 - [laughing] STUPID. 147 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,714 STUPID. 148 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,090 - THAT WAS THE NOT-SCARIEST PART 149 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:00,049 OF THE MOVIE. 150 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,426 OH, MY GOD. IT WAS STUPID. 151 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:02,885 - LIKE A DEMON COULD POSSESS-- 152 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,637 - I MEAN, IT'S SO STUPID. - THAT WAS SO STUPID. 153 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:05,930 - IT WAS PRETTY STUPID, THOUGH, DOG. 154 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:06,973 - OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS STUPID. 155 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:10,643 - IT WAS PRETTY STUPID. 156 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:11,561 YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? 157 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,770 I'M--[bleep], I'M SORRY, DOG, 158 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:13,896 THAT YOU HAD TO WATCH THAT DUMBASS NOT-SCARY MOVIE. 159 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,898 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 160 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:16,899 - MAN, YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW IT GO. 161 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:17,900 THAT'S HOW IT GO. 162 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,861 [eerie musical flourish] 163 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:22,864 [tense music] 164 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:29,704 ♪ ♪ 165 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:31,247 - GIVE YOURSELF UP, CARLO. 166 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:33,041 - [echoing spookily] WHY WOULD I DO THAT, 167 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:36,586 DETECTIVE, WHEN I HAVE THE UPPER HAND? 168 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,380 [laughing evilly] 169 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:50,058 - GIVE YOURSELF UP, CARLO. 170 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,851 - I'M RIGHT HERE, DETECTIVE. 171 00:05:51,933 --> 00:05:55,730 [laughing evilly] 172 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:57,148 - DAMN IT. [gasps] 173 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:59,817 - OR AM I OVER HERE, DETECTIVE? 174 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,569 - [yells] 175 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:09,660 ♪ ♪ 176 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:12,246 - OR HERE? 177 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:15,124 [laughing evilly] 178 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,125 - [panting] 179 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,461 OH, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH, 180 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,004 WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? 181 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,298 HUH? 182 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:25,968 [gasps] 183 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,678 HUH? 184 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,639 YOU SON OF A BITCH, COME OUT! 185 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,308 - DOES MY ASS LOOK BIG IN THIS JUMPSUIT? 186 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:33,726 [laughing evilly] 187 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:34,310 - DAMN IT. 188 00:06:34,393 --> 00:06:37,730 [music intensifying] 189 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,190 ♪ ♪ 190 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:42,193 ENOUGH OF THE GAMES, CARLO. 191 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,782 - THE GAMES ARE JUST BEGINNING, DETECTIVE. 192 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:51,577 [laughing evilly] 193 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:58,918 MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL... 194 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:01,170 [chuckles] 195 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,839 WHO'S THE FAIREST-- 196 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,174 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 197 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,552 - DON'T MOVE. 198 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:12,849 YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF MARY DEELY, 199 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,183 MEG FOSTER, 200 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:18,896 AND ONE DETECTIVE MASON JIMENEZ. 201 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:22,150 NOW, WHERE'S THE GIRL? 202 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:26,696 - OH, DETECTIVE, YOU ASSUME IT'S THE REAL ME 203 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,781 STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU, 204 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,032 BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST WHAT 205 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:33,995 I WANT YOU TO THIN-K. 206 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:34,996 WHEN IN REALITY, 207 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:37,331 THE RE-AL ME 208 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,668 IS SAFE IN A HIDING SPAH-AH-- AH-AH. 209 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:44,046 - OKAY, THAT'S THE REAL YOU, ALL RIGHT. 210 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,716 - OR MAYBE I'M OVER HERE. 211 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:47,717 - NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT OVER THERE. 212 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,261 CARLO, I'M ONLY GONNA ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME. 213 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:51,179 WHERE IS THE GIRL? 214 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,472 - GO AHEAD AND SHOOT, DETECTIVE. 215 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,724 [chuckles] 216 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,435 I MEAN, WHAT DO I CARE IF YOU GET SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK-- 217 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:58,978 [gun cocks] 218 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:00,605 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT SAFE TO KEEP A GUN COCKED LIKE THAT, 219 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,481 EVEN IF YOU ARE JUST POINTING IT AT A MIRROR. 220 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:07,403 - TURN AROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD. 221 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:09,864 - NOW, FOR THAT, YOU REALLY ARE GOING TO HAVE 222 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:10,823 TO FIND THE REAL ME. 223 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:11,449 - OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 224 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:14,827 [gunshot] - [groaning] 225 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:15,828 PSHHT! 226 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,079 - WHAT? 227 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,789 - WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT A MIRROR? 228 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:19,790 - CARLO, IT'S YOU. 229 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,834 I'M HOLDING YOUR LAPEL. 230 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,920 NOW, YOU'RE DONE. IT'S OVER. 231 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,339 - YOU'RE GONNA CUT YOUR HAND ON THAT BROKEN MIRROR. 232 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,090 [gun cocks] - WHERE IS SHE? 233 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,926 - JUST SAY IT, DUDE. 234 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,344 - SAY WHAT? 235 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,720 - SAY YOU DON'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT 236 00:08:32,803 --> 00:08:34,804 THIS IS THE REAL ME OR JUST A REFLECTION IN A MIRROR. 237 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,265 - REALLY? 238 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,019 - I'LL TELL YOU WHERE SHE IS. 239 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:42,605 - OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THE YOU 240 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,482 I'M HOLDING ONTO IS REALLY YOU... 241 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:45,775 - OR THE REFLECTION IN A MIRROR. 242 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,443 - OR A REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR. 243 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:48,527 - MM, ALL THERE WAS TO IT. 244 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,614 SHE'S UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS BY THE ENTRANCE. 245 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,950 OH. [groaning] 246 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,035 I WIN, DETECTIVE. 247 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,204 [laughing bleakly] 248 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:00,873 I TOLD YOU, BUT-- I MEAN, THE MIRROR TOLD YOU, 249 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,792 BUT, WELL, YOU KNOW. 250 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,293 OH, [bleep]. 251 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:09,799 - WOULD YOU RATHER BE A VAMPIRE OR A WEREWOLF? 252 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,759 - ME? 253 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:12,677 OH, DUDE, STRAIGHT UP, 254 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,970 LET ME GET THAT VAMP SITUATION. 255 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,304 YOU KNOW WHY? 256 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,182 IT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS TO BECOME A WEREWOLF. 257 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:18,891 - TRUE. 258 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:19,600 - THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS, 259 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,310 SO A PART OF ME GOES, LIKE, 260 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,145 "I'D RATHER BE HUNGRY-- 261 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,940 "I'D RATHER BE INTENSELY HUNGRY 262 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,567 THAN HAVE MY BONES CRACK AND THEN RESET IN THE MORNING." 263 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:29,819 - YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT THAT. 264 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,195 - I DON'T-- I'M A WUSS. 265 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,905 I DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT. - HERE'S THE THING. 266 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,491 VAMPIRES BE LIVING FOREVER. 267 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:37,576 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T DIE AS A VAMPIRE. 268 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,661 - BUT YOU COULD IF YOU GOT A STAKE THROUGH THE HEART. 269 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,746 - TRUTH. TRUTH. - SO YOU COULD JUST SAY THAT. 270 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:41,831 YOU COULD, "YOU KNOW WHAT? 271 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:42,456 "I'VE BEEN UP IN THIS BITCH 272 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,917 800 YEARS, READY TO DIE." 273 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:45,835 - IT'S VAMPIRE SUICIDE. 274 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,087 - BUT IF I PROVOKED A VAMPIRE HUNTER, 275 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,630 AND HE JUST WENT S-SLICING THROUGH MY-- 276 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:50,840 - MM-HMM. - GOOD. 277 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,591 OR I'D SAY TO A PERSON, "LISTEN, I'M A VAMPIRE. 278 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,385 "I NEED YOU TO COME TO THIS ADDRESS TOMORROW. 279 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:55,678 "I'M GONNA BE IN MY COFFIN. 280 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:56,679 I'LL LEAVE IT UNLOCKED." 281 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,931 - AND JUST GET KEVORKIAN ON IT. 282 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,308 - JUST GO KEVORKS. WOULDN'T THAT BE THE BEST? 283 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:05,021 - DUDE, THAT WOULD BE THE BEST JOB FOR DR. KEVORKIAN. 284 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,856 - JUST BE A VAMPIRE HUNTER. 285 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,318 - ALL RIGHT, SO THAT'S JUST WORKING EASILY THEN. 286 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,736 - GO FOR IT, MAN. 287 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:12,361 - OKAY, GOOD. GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 288 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,530 OH, THAT'S NUTS, MAN. 289 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:15,865 - OKAY, WE GOT TO HURRY UP. BRING ON THE WEED. 290 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:16,532 - OKAY, JUST GOT TO-- - BREAK IT OUT THERE. 291 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:20,745 - HEY. - OH! 292 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,830 - SORRY. SORRY. 293 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:26,375 - YOU ALL WANT TO DO SOME OF THAT GOD DRUG? 294 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,462 [violin screeching eerily] 295 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,506 ♪ ♪ 296 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,466 - NO. 297 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:34,508 - WHAT THE [bleep]? 298 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,551 - WHO'S THIS GUY? 299 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:37,386 - YOU ALL EVER HEARD OF THE GOD DRUG? 300 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,389 - I'VE--I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT. 301 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:44,852 - AKA SLAYER, CUTTY-CUTTY, 302 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:50,399 DOUBLE CUTTY, ELMO, CAT VAG. 303 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,317 - OKAY. 304 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,944 - LONG ISLAND BRAIN SLICE, 305 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,738 FUNT. 306 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,114 - FUNT? - FUNT. 307 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,282 - FUNT, I'VE HEARD OF THAT. 308 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:03,037 - IT TAKES ALL YOUR GREATEST FEARS AND INSECURITIES, 309 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,748 AND IT GIVES THEM TEETH AND ARMS, 310 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,417 AND THEN IT LOCKS YOU IN A ROOM WITH THEM 311 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,421 FROM WHICH YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. 312 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,925 - OH, THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE. 313 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,302 - YEAH, I DON'T WANT THAT, MAN. - NONE OF THOSE WORDS ARE GOOD. 314 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:22,348 - YOU REALIZE THE FACE OF GOD 315 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:25,726 IS SOMEWHERE INSIDE YOUR BODY, 316 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:29,897 BUT YOU CAN'T FIND IT, AND IT HATES YOU. 317 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:33,442 - UM, OKAY, NONE OF US ARE INTERESTED IN THIS DRUG. 318 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,819 THANK YOU, SIR. NICE MEETING YOU. 319 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,071 - LET'S HEAR HIM OUT. LET'S HEAR HIM OUT. 320 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:41,867 - IT'S A RAZOR SHARP CRYSTAL YOU TUCK UNDER YOUR EYELID. 321 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,411 - OOH. - UGH. 322 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:46,330 - AND THEN WHEN YOUR OCULAR CAVITY STARTS BLEEDING, 323 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:49,959 IT GOES DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN. 324 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,169 - I FEEL LIKE THERE'S GOT TO BE A GOOD PART. 325 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,796 - YEAH, YOU'VE JUST DESCRIBED 326 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,799 A LIFE-WRECKING PHYSICAL ADDICTION. 327 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,635 - IF YOU'D LET HIM FINISH-- IF YOU'D LET HIM FINISH, 328 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:02,179 HE'S GONNA GET TO THE EUPHORIA, I'M SURE. 329 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,766 - JUST WHEN YOU CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE, 330 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,809 [inhales sharply] 331 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,477 YOU POOP YOUR MOUTH. 332 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,979 - I'M SORRY, WHAT? - YOU POOP IN YOUR MOUTH? 333 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,022 - NO, 334 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,691 YOU POOP OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 335 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,776 - I'M IN. 336 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,570 GUYS, IF PEOPLE WILL REALLY GO THROUGH THIS, 337 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,113 THE HIGH MUST BE AMAZING. 338 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,656 - BUDDY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU DID MUSHROOMS 339 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,824 AND YOU CRIED FOR THREE HOURS? 340 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:22,324 THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT. - YEAH. 341 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,993 - OH, THE EYES. 342 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,954 OH, OH! 343 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:27,288 [yelling] 344 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:30,624 OH, GOD! 345 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,750 [both groaning] - IT HURTS! 346 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,420 - OH, JEB. - OH, THAT HURTS! 347 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,589 WHEN DOES IT START WORKING? 348 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,257 - HOW SHOULD I KNOW? 349 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,426 I DON'T DO DRUGS. 350 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,137 DRUGS ARE FOR LOSERS. 351 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,871 THIS IS HIM. 352 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:09,830 YEAH, THIS IS HIM. 353 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,290 - WELL, I'M VERY SORRY, SIR. 354 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:14,084 - HOLD ON A SECOND. 355 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:17,713 WAIT. 356 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:18,380 IS THIS HIM? 357 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,216 - OH, TAKE YOUR TIME, SIR. 358 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,301 THERE'S NO RUSH. 359 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:23,636 - YES, YES, YES, IT'S DEFINITELY HIM. 360 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,805 - OKAY, SO IF YOU MAKE YOUR WAY-- 361 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,766 - WAIT. 362 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:32,853 IT SEEMS LIKE HIM. 363 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:37,316 YES, YES, IT VERY MUCH COULD BE HIM. 364 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,111 - [clears throat] SO THIS--THIS IS HIM? 365 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:45,950 - ALTHOUGH...HMM. 366 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,243 LET ME JUST-- 367 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,749 - OKAY, I'M SORRY. 368 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,000 SIR, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE BLIND, 369 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:55,584 BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION. 370 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,628 - OH, I'M NOT BLIND. 371 00:13:57,711 --> 00:14:00,422 - OH, THANK GOD. [chuckles] 372 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,716 I'M NOT A MORTICIAN. 373 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,842 - AND I'M NOT DEAD, 374 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,054 BUT PLEASE DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT. 375 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,733 - SHH. 376 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:24,280 - IT'S DEFINITELY NOT HIM. 377 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,365 - HONESTLY, MAKE A WISH, 378 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,868 KIND OF A BRILLIANT CHARITY IDEA, 379 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:33,956 BECAUSE REALLY, I MEAN, IT JUST LOOKS REAL GOOD. 380 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,415 IT LOOKS REAL GOOD. 381 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,793 THEY GET DONATIONS OUT THEIR ASS, MAKE A WISH. 382 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,211 - MY THING IS, I WONDER IF THE MAKE A WISH PEOPLE, LIKE-- 383 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,338 IT'S LIKE, "OH, I'M GONNA GO PARASAILING WITH YOU." 384 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,798 - RIGHT. - THAT'S MY ONLY THING. 385 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:43,966 I'M LIKE, "WAIT A MINUTE, DO YOU GET TO GO WITH THE KID?" 386 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,802 - "I THOUGHT YOU JUST ORGANIZED THE WISHES, BUT"-- 387 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,470 - "AND THEN YOU WENT BACK TO YOUR OFFICE. 388 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,805 WHY ARE YOU UP IN THERE PARASAILING?" 389 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,473 - "WHY ARE YOU GOING FIRST? WHAT THE HELL? 390 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,349 I'M THE KID." 391 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,143 - "ARE YOU SURE THAT THIS KID'S WISH 392 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:58,314 WAS TO GO TO THE BIKINI CONTEST AT CARNIVAL IN BRAZIL?" 393 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,232 THEY COULD BE MAKING THAT UP. - WHO KNOWS, RIGHT? 394 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,276 I'M NOT GONNA JUST START GIVING ALL MY MONEY 395 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:06,322 TO PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW, RIGHT? 396 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,448 I MEAN, THAT DOESN'T-- - RIGHT. 397 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,950 WELL, THAT'S-- 398 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,410 THAT'S CHARITY. 399 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,039 [monitor beeping steadily] 400 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:18,334 [thunder booming] 401 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,837 - HI, YOU MUST BE LIAM. 402 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,841 - HEY, BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? 403 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:29,428 - [hoarsely] I'M FEELING FINE, DR. GUPTA. 404 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:30,512 JUST FINE. 405 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,930 - THIS IS MARION GLASS, 406 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,975 AND SHE'S FROM THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION. 407 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,686 - MARION GLASS. 408 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,230 - HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY, LIAM? 409 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:44,068 - I'M FINE, MARION GLASS. - GOOD. 410 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,028 WELL, I HAVE SOME NEWS THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL 411 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,196 A LITTLE BETTER, HUH? 412 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,199 WE AT THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE 413 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:55,120 FOR LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS WHO ARE VERY SICK JUST LIKE YOU. 414 00:15:55,204 --> 00:16:00,876 - THERE ARE NO CHILDREN LIKE ME, MARION GLASS. 415 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,211 - OH, OF COURSE NOT. 416 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,880 YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND, BUT WE'RE GONNA MAKE ANY DREAM 417 00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:07,508 COME TRUE THAT YOU COULD EVER HAVE, OKAY? 418 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,718 - ANYTHING? 419 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,388 - THAT'S RIGHT, BUDDY. THAT'S RIGHT. 420 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,224 WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY WITH YOUR FAVORITE BASKETBALL TEAM? 421 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:21,105 WHAT ABOUT BE SUPERMAN FOR A DAY? 422 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:24,274 - I WISH TO DROWN A MAN. 423 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,318 [eerie music] 424 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,361 ♪ ♪ 425 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,238 - WHAT? 426 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:33,409 - TO DROWN A MAN IN THE BATHTUB. 427 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,704 TO HOLD HIM DOWN WHILE THE LAST BREATH 428 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:41,040 ESCAPES HIS BODY, AND THEN BATHE IN THAT WATER, 429 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,584 ALL THE WHILE SINGING, 430 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,630 ♪ LA-LA, LA-LA ♪ 431 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,091 ♪ LA-LA, LA ♪ 432 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,385 - LIAM. 433 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,221 - YOU SAID ANYTHING. 434 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:57,474 - WELL, S-SURELY WE DON'T WANT TO HURT OTHER PEOPLE, 435 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,101 NOW, DO WE, KIDDO? 436 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,144 [both laugh uneasily] 437 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,603 ANYTHING ELSE? 438 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:05,273 FLY IN A HOT AIR BALLOON OR MEET A CELEBRITY? 439 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:09,194 - MY NEW WISH IS TO LEAN OVER THE BODY OF A DYING MAN 440 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:14,366 AND PUT MY LIPS ON HIS, STEALING HIS LAST BREATH. 441 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,784 [inhales] 442 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:16,952 - LIAM. 443 00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:19,038 - NO ONE WILL GET HURT. 444 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,372 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 445 00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:22,124 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU-- 446 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:26,086 - I WISH TO TAKE ALL THE PROSTHETIC LEGS 447 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:30,299 IN THE HOSPITAL AND BIND THEM TOGETHER 448 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,469 WITH THE DRIED FLESH OF THE DEAD 449 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:38,974 INTO A WEBBED MASSIVE CREATURE, AND-- 450 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:39,933 - LIAM! 451 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:43,604 I AM SO SORRY, MS. GLASS. - IT'S ALL RIGHT. 452 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:44,730 HE--HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING. 453 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,607 - I WISH TO PEE IN YOUR MOUTH. 454 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,400 - WHAT? - BOTH OF YOU. 455 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,360 - MINE? 456 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,321 - ESPECIALLY YOU. - OH. 457 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,657 - I WISH TO PEE IN BOTH OF YOUR MOUTHS 458 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,367 AS I STAND OVER YOU. 459 00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,162 I'LL NEED A GLASS OF WATER IN TEN MINUTES. 460 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:00,621 - ENOUGH, YOU LITTLE [bleep]! 461 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,706 - DR. GUPTA! 462 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,458 - NO. 463 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,417 YOU ARE REPREHENSIBLE. 464 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,794 YOU ARE EVIL. 465 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,505 YOU ARE A DEVIL CHILD. 466 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,923 - [whimpering] 467 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,841 - DR. GUPTA, HE'S NOT A DEVIL CHILD. 468 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,593 HE'S JUST A CHILD. 469 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,553 YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS WORKING IN A PEDIATRIC WARD. 470 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,305 - WHAT? - I'M GONNA REPORT YOU. 471 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,682 - [crying] 472 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,767 [door slams] 473 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:27,731 - ♪ SHAME ON YOU, GUPTA ♪ 474 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:32,903 ♪ SHAME ON YOU, GUPTA ♪ 475 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:36,740 YOU REALLY UPSET MARION GLASS. 476 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:41,703 - THIS IS INSANE. 477 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,498 YOU'VE MADE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING THAT I'VE EVER 478 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:49,169 BELIEVED ABOUT THE ESSENTIAL GOODNESS OF CHILDREN. 479 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:53,549 - WISH GRANTED. 480 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:57,928 [flatlining] 481 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,402 - [gasps] - [giggles] 482 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,820 I AM DYING THOUGH. 483 00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,196 [flatlining] 484 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,123 [monitor beeping steadily] 485 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,418 - HI, QUENTIN. 486 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,086 - OH, DOCTOR. 487 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:32,212 - I JUST WANTED TO REPORT THAT THE SURGERY WENT OFF 488 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,673 WITHOUT A HITCH AND THAT YOUR HEART TRANSPLANT 489 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,175 WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS. 490 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:41,096 - OH, I'M SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE. 491 00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,681 - I BET. I BET. 492 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,600 WELL, THANKFULLY THE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ACT 493 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,435 ALLOWED YOU TO BE INSURED AND PUT ON A DONOR LIST 494 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,729 EVEN WITH YOUR PREEXISTING CONDITIONS. 495 00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:52,274 - I'M TRULY, TRULY THANKFUL. 496 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,401 - THIS IS AN INSTANCE OF OBAMACARE 497 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,069 LITERALLY SAVING A LIFE. 498 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,405 - OBAMACARE? 499 00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,489 OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 500 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:05,245 YOU ARE NOT PUTTING BIG GOVERNMENT INTO MY BODY. 501 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,247 [yells] 502 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,042 [grunting] 503 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,001 - UGH. 504 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,462 - [laughing] 505 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,298 - OH! - [groaning] 506 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,846 [laughing] 507 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,891 [flatlining] 508 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,437 - UM, COULD-- COULD YOU GO GET ME SOME ICE? 509 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,273 WE SHOULD PROBABLY SAVE THIS. 510 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,989 BUT WHAT SCARES YOU? 511 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,866 BECAUSE, I MEAN, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE A CONNOISSEUR. 512 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,534 I KNOW THAT YOU GET SCARED, BUT YOU'RE ALSO A CONNOISSEURS. 513 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,330 - MM... 514 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,585 POVERTY. - [chuckles] 515 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,711 - THE INJUSTICES OF THE REAL WORLD. 516 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,005 - OH, MY GOD. 517 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,840 - ♪ I'M GONNA DO MY ONE LINE HERE ♪ 518 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,884 - OH, YEAH. 519 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,347 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE YOUR CAR 520 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,265 IN THE OTHER PARKING LOT, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE. 521 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,600 WE BUILD A PILLOW FORT. 522 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,686 YOU SPEND THE NIGHT, AND WE WATCH A WHOLE BUNCH 523 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,020 OF ANIMATED MUSICALS AND WHATNOT. 524 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,063 - OH, YOU GOT HAPPY FEET 525 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,272 AND SOME JUICY JUICE, WE GOT A DEAL. 526 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,524 - OH, YOU KNOW WE GOT THAT [bleep] NOW. 527 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,525 AND A LITTLE BIT-- YOU KNOW, A LITTLE SOMETHING-- 36373

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