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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:04,963 - THANK YOU, DANIELLA. THAT'LL BE ALL. 2 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:07,215 HEY THERE, TIM. - HEY. 3 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:08,508 - JUST SLIDE THAT ON THERE. - MM-HMM. 4 00:00:08,591 --> 00:00:10,760 - TURN THE GAS ON HERE. 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,595 I NEED YOU TO COUNT BACKWARDS FROM FIVE, 6 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,682 AND THEN YOU WILL BE OFF TO THE RACES. 7 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:20,770 - FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. 8 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:24,691 HEY, DOC, I DON'T THINK THAT THIS GAS IS-- 9 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:35,076 - WELL, IT WAS FUN BEING A DENTIST. 10 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,333 [haunting western music] 11 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:50,341 ♪ ♪ 12 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,902 - THE MOST EXCITING PART ABOUT HITTING A HOME RUN, TO ME, 13 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:09,652 IS ALWAYS, "IS IT GONNA GET OUT OF THE PARK?" 14 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,946 - SO YOU HIT THEM? 15 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,698 - OH, NO, NO, NOT--NO, NO, NO. I DID NOT HAVE 16 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,158 A VERY ILLUSTRIOUS LITTLE LEAGUE CAREER. 17 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,367 - LITTLE LEAGUE'S TOUGH, MAN. - LIKE, IT'S--IT IS. 18 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:19,287 AND I WAS NOT GOOD AT IT. I GOT ONE HIT MY WHOLE CAREER, 19 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:21,998 AND IT WAS FOR THE OTHER TEAM. 20 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:24,000 THEY DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH PLAYERS. 21 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:26,169 LAST GAME OF THE SEASON, THEY HAD--THEY'RE LIKE, "KEY, 22 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,670 GO OVER TO THE OTHER TEAM." - OH, MY GOD. 23 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,507 - THE REASON I GOT THE HIT IS BECAUSE I HIT THE BALL 24 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,675 AND NOBODY WAS READY, 'CAUSE I'VE NEVER HIT THE BALL BEFORE. 25 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,051 - IT'S CRAZY THAT WE PUT OUR KIDS 26 00:01:34,134 --> 00:01:36,221 IN THIS SPORT WHERE THEY GET ALL SINGLED OUT. 27 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:39,098 I MEAN, THAT'S-- - WELL, YEAH, THAT'S SPORTS TOO. 28 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,142 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PERFORMANCE RIGHT THERE AT THE PLATE. 29 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,852 - YOU SWING, AND SWING, AND SWING, AND MISS, 30 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:43,978 AND MISS, AND MISS, AND MISS, 31 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,188 AND KEEP MISSING. - YEAH. 32 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,981 - ALWAYS MISSING, MISSING. 33 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:50,527 ALWAYS. NEVER HIT THE BALL. 34 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,735 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 35 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,113 WHAT'S-- 36 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,032 - HAVE YOU NEVER HIT THE-- HAVE YOU EVER HIT THE BALL? 37 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:57,116 - I'VE HIT MANY A BALL. 38 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,540 - HEY, HEY, COME ON. GOOD GAME. SLAP-ASS, MAN. 39 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,209 SLAP-ASS! 40 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:09,795 SLAP-ASS! SLAP-ASS! 41 00:02:09,878 --> 00:02:12,215 WHOO! HEY, GARCIA. 42 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,175 - GET HIM UP OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM! 43 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:17,720 YOU GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM. AHORA! 44 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:21,391 - AHH, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS. 45 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:27,230 - WHOO. - GOOD GAME, GUYS, WAY TO GO. 46 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,606 - GOOD HIT, GARCIA. 47 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,941 - HEY! OH, YOU DON'T--HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, KNOCK IT OFF. 48 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:32,442 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. 49 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,737 PLEASE KNOW, 50 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:39,200 RAFI JUST GOT OUT OF TREATMENT, REMEMBER? 51 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:43,454 WE DON'T WANT TO TRIGGER HIM WITH ANY SLAP-ASS. 52 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:44,747 - HEY! 53 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,584 WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON HERE? 54 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,711 WHY WE ALL ACTING LIKE THE FUNERAL IN HERE? 55 00:02:49,793 --> 00:02:52,463 - NO, NOTHING, RAFI, HEH. 56 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,924 YOU JUST CAUGHT US IN THE LULL IN THE CONVERSATION, MAN. 57 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,176 WE'RE HAPPY. all: YEAH! 58 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,761 - YAY! - WE'RE HAPPY HERE. 59 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,138 - I WAS A LITTLE AFRAID FOR A SECOND, 60 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,055 'CAUSE, I MEAN, THAT WAS A GOOD GAME, HUH? 61 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,099 GOOD GAME. - YEAH, GOOD GAME. 62 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:07,478 - ALL RIGHT. HEY, GOOD GAME. 63 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,272 GOOD GAME, MAN. 64 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,903 GOOD GAME. 65 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,824 OKAY. 66 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:25,496 THERE'S A ELEFANTE IN THE ROOM. 67 00:03:25,579 --> 00:03:28,875 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 68 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:33,296 SI, I HAD A PROBLEM. 69 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,632 IT WAS BAD. 70 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,300 AT MY LOWEST POINT, 71 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:40,303 I WOULD SNEAK INTO A HORSE'S STABLE. 72 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,805 WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF AT 1:00 A.M. IN THE MORNING 73 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,892 WITH YOUR HAND IN THE AIR 74 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:47,435 AND A HORSE'S ASS 75 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:48,811 IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, 76 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,314 THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S BAD. 77 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:51,898 - OH, RAFI. 78 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,983 - BUT I'M OKAY NOW. 79 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,152 I'M ALL BETTER, GUYS, HONESTLY. 80 00:03:56,235 --> 00:03:59,989 JUST TREAT ME LIKE I'M NORMAL, OKAY? 81 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,908 - OKAY, RAFI. - LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. 82 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:03,660 - OKAY, RAFI. - IT'S A GAME. 83 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,036 IT'S BASEBALL. - HEY, ALL RIGHT. 84 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:06,663 - HERE, HERE. 85 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,539 - GOOD [bleep] GAME. - IT'S A GOOD GAME. 86 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,679 - GARCIA, 87 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:26,683 YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR GLOVE. 88 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,602 [whispering] COME ON, PICK UP YOUR GLOVE. 89 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:46,159 [laughs] 90 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:49,205 HEY, WHAT I TOLD YOU, HUH? 91 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:50,123 IT'S JUST NORMAL, GUYS. COME ON. 92 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:53,126 YOU SEE, I'M FINE. I'M ALL BETTER NOW. 93 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,877 YOU GUYS CAN DO THE NORMAL STUFF. 94 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:57,046 BE YOURSELVES. BEND THINGS OVER. 95 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,131 PICK THINGS UP. 96 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,466 YOU KNOW, DO YOUR STRETCHES. 97 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:04,178 TOUCH YOUR TOES, YOU STUPID [bleep]ERS. 98 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,892 - [whistles] EXCUSE, POR FAVOR. 99 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,519 HOLA, AMIGOS. 100 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:14,564 - HOLA. - MY NAME IS RUBEN. 101 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:19,027 I JUST CAME OVER FROM THE BRAVES' FARM TEAM. 102 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:19,736 I'M FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. 103 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,738 - HEY. - OH. 104 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,281 - WE'RE ALL FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. 105 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:24,532 - YEAH. - I'M REALLY EXCITED 106 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,868 TO BE WORKING AND PLAYING WITH YOU ALL. 107 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,244 GO, RHINOS. all: GO, RHINOS. 108 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:29,287 - ALL RIGHT. - GO, RHINOS! 109 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,039 - ALL RIGHT. - WHOO. 110 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,206 - THAT'S THE KIND OF SPIRIT I LIKE TO SEE THERE, RUBEN. 111 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,667 ALL RIGHT, WELCOME TO THE SQUAD, MAN. 112 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,419 - THANK YOU. - IT'S GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER-- 113 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:39,213 - ALL RIGHT. MUY BUENO. 114 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:40,590 ALL RIGHT. 115 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,759 - WE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT. 116 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,470 - WHOO. 117 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:46,637 - OH, THEY, UH... 118 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:50,600 REALLY PUT YOUR LOCKER RIGHT NEXT TO MY LOCKER, HUH? 119 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,894 - I GUESS SO. 120 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,103 - YEAH, YEAH. - YOU GOT THIS, MAN. 121 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,105 - YOU'RE JUST SPENDING AN AWFUL LOT 122 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,733 OF TIME DOWN THERE, YOU KNOW? 123 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:00,193 - HEY, I HAVE A LOT OF STUFF. 124 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:01,194 - YEAH. - A LOT. 125 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:01,903 - I SEE THAT. 126 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,030 - RAFI, YOU CAN DO THIS. 127 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:06,657 - OH, MY GOODNESS. 128 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,701 - YOU OKAY THERE, BUDDY? 129 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,120 YOU'RE NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD. 130 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,372 - I AM FEELING A LITTLE BIT FLUSHED. 131 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:17,335 - YOU KNOW, I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT YOU. 132 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:20,963 MAYBE WE COULD BE GOOD FRIENDS, MAYBE EVEN THE BEST OF FRIENDS. 133 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:24,467 - MAYBE ANOTHER TIME. 134 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,761 ANOTHER PLACE. 135 00:06:26,844 --> 00:06:29,263 BUT NOT HERE. 136 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,099 NOT NOW. 137 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,475 - WELL, EITHER WAY, 138 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,518 WE'RE TEAMMATES, 139 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:37,396 AND SO, ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, 140 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,439 ASK AWAY. 141 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,440 - GOT IT. - EH. 142 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:40,483 - OKAY. - GO, RHINOS! 143 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:40,775 - OKAY. - YEAH! 144 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:43,486 UH! 145 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,071 - OH, NO. 146 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,745 NO, RAFI! 147 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:53,871 - SLAP-ASS! - RAFI, NO! 148 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,665 - I WANT TO SLAP-ASS! I WANT TO SLAP IT! 149 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,917 - NO, YOU CANNOT PLAY SLAP-ASS. - YES, I WANT TO SLAP IT. 150 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,001 - YOU CANNOT PLAY SLAP-ASS. 151 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,336 - YOU CAN'T KEEP ME FROM SLAP-ASS. 152 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,338 - YOU CANNOT HAVE THE SLAP-ASS. - I NEED TO SLAP IT. 153 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:04,382 - YOU CANNOT HAVE THE SLAP-ASS! - YES, YES, I CAN HAVE IT. 154 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:05,550 - NO SLAP-ASS. NO SLAP-ASS. 155 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,634 - YES, SLAP-ASS. 156 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:07,844 - NO SLAP-ASS. - SLAP-ASS-- 157 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,262 - NO SLAP-ASS. 158 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:10,638 both: NO SLAP-ASS. 159 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:11,764 - THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR. 160 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,225 - I AM SO EXCITED. 161 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,560 I AM SO EXCITED. 162 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:16,811 - I KNOW IT'S A BIG ASS. 163 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:20,106 - I'M SO, SO SCARED. - I KNOW. 164 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:22,316 I KNOW. 165 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,318 I KNOW, I KNOW. 166 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,737 IT WAS JUST TOO HARD TO RESIST. 167 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:30,324 - OKAY. 168 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:33,369 - ARE YOU OKAY? 169 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:34,453 - I'M OKAY. - OKAY. 170 00:07:39,332 --> 00:07:40,209 - HEY, GUYS. 171 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,546 YOU KNOW MAYBE AFTER A GAME VICTORY 172 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,507 WE COULD ALL GO DANCING, RIGHT? HUH? 173 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:47,550 BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP. 174 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,972 BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP. 175 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:55,892 [in slow motion] BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP, 176 00:07:55,975 --> 00:08:00,730 BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP, BA-BOP. 177 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:05,818 - [in slow motion] NO! 178 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,825 - SLAP-ASS! 179 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:29,425 - DUDE, I JUST WANT TO SAY, LIKE, WE DID IT, MAN. 180 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:30,259 IT'S SMOOTH SAILING FROM HERE. 181 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,803 IN HOLLYWOOD, ME AND YOU-- 182 00:08:32,886 --> 00:08:34,388 - WE'RE NEVER GONNA NOT WORK ANOTHER DAY IN OUR LIFE. 183 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,015 - IT'S LIKE-- - WE'RE GONNA GET EVERY ROLE 184 00:08:36,097 --> 00:08:38,142 WE EVER WANTED. 185 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,852 WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET GUFF FROM A DIRECTOR. 186 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,020 - WE'LL GIVE DIRECTORS GUFF. 187 00:08:41,102 --> 00:08:42,270 - THEY'LL HIRE US FOR DRAMATIC ROLES. 188 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,774 I'M GONNA BE THE GUFF MASTER. - I'M GONNA--I'M GONNA SAY, 189 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,484 "YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN." 190 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,486 - TO THE DIRECTOR? - TO THE [bleep]ING DIRECTOR. 191 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:49,654 - BRAVO. - "MR. NOLAN." 192 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:51,239 - YEAH, EXACTLY. - IN THEIR FACE. 193 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:52,448 - EXACTLY. - "I'M SORRY, 194 00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:56,494 "RIDLEY BIDLY BOBBLY BOOP SCOTT, 195 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,955 YOU'RE A [bleep]ING IGNORAMUS." 196 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,748 - "CAMERON, YOU MOTHER[bleep]." 197 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:01,874 - [laughs] 198 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:05,211 - "WHY DON'T YOU GO HANG OUT IN THE TREES 199 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,796 WITH YOUR BLUE PEOPLE?" - YEAH. 200 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:09,257 "I'M SORRY, MR. SPIELBERG." 201 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,800 - LOOK, SCOOP THE NEWS. - "YOU GET ON SET." 202 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,593 - [laughs] 203 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,140 - YOU--LET ME THROUGH. 204 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,476 THIS IS BULL[bleep], GENE. 205 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,311 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT'S THE MATTER, RICH? 206 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,479 - IN THE NEXT EPISODE 207 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:26,315 STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH 208 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,693 AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? 209 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,569 - HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT'S HILARIOUS, BUDDY. 210 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,904 IT'S HILARIOUS. - COME ON! 211 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:32,989 I'M AN ACTOR, GENE! 212 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,365 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME AND MY FAMILY. 213 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,575 - I KNOW, BUT YOU KNOW, AFTER THAT-- 214 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:37,576 AFTER THAT FIRST GUEST SPOT WITH STEVE URKEL, 215 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,162 I MEAN, AMERICA FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM, MAN. 216 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,914 WE HAD TO MAKE HIM A REGULAR, AND NOW, YOU KNOW-- 217 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,249 HEY, LISTEN, HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW NOW, SWEETHEART. 218 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,333 WE GOTTA PLAY BALL, BUBBELEH. 219 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,669 - DON'T YOU DARE "BUBBELEH" ME, GENE. 220 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:50,506 NOW, LAST WEEK, STEVE USED HIS TRANSFORMATION MACHINE 221 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,091 TO TURN CARL INTO A CAR 222 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,135 AND DRIVE HIM AROUND THE MONACO GRAND PRIX? 223 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,553 COME ON! 224 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:58,055 HOW MANY TIMES YOU GONNA USE THIS TRANSFORMATION MACHINE? 225 00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,724 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BLUE COLLAR COSBY SHOW. 226 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:02,518 NOW YOU'RE TURNING IT INTO GODDAMN QUANTUM LEAP. 227 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:03,936 WHO WRITES THIS [bleep]? 228 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,272 - OKAY, I COULDN'T TELL YOU EVEN IF I WANTED TO, OKAY, MAN? 229 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:07,773 WE GOT, LIKE, 21 WRITERS UP THERE, OKAY? 230 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,108 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, REGINALD? 231 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,860 BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT THEY DON'T DECIDE 232 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,111 WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS SHOW, OKAY? 233 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,988 WE BOTH KNOW WHO DECIDES WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SHOW. 234 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,449 - TWO WEEKS AGO STEVE URKEL USED HIS INVISIBILITY RAY ON CARL 235 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,534 AND I WASN'T EVEN IN THE GODDAMN EPISODE. 236 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:20,911 IT WAS JUST MY VOICE. - YES, I KNOW. 237 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,204 I KNOW, REGINALD. I'M SORRY. 238 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,206 I [bleep] APOLOGIZE. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 239 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,499 - THEN STEVE USED HIS VOICE-CHANGING RAY TO TURN CARL 240 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,960 INTO A HIGH-PITCHED, NERDY VOICE. 241 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,712 WHO DO YOU THINK PROVIDED THE VOICE FOR THAT? 242 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,964 - DON'T GET TOO FEISTY ON ME NOW, REG. 243 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,507 LET'S NOT GO DOWN THAT PATH, OKAY? 244 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,968 - OH, OH, WE ARE GOING DOWN THAT PATH, GENE. 245 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:40,097 IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, HARRIET, EDDIE, LAURA, GRANDMA, 246 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,725 AUNT RACHEL, LITTLE RICHIE, AND THE OTHER LITTLE KID 247 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,102 ARE GONNA GET TELEPORTED TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, 248 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,646 AND THEN STEVE INJECTS CARL WITH HIS OWN DNA, 249 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,899 SO CARL TURNS INTO ANOTHER STEVE URKEL. 250 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,734 THAT'S TWO STEVE URKELS AND NO FAMILY 251 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,069 ON A SHOW CALLED FAMILY MATTERS. 252 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,570 HOW THE [bleep] DOES THAT WORK? 253 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,113 - LISTEN, LISTEN, REGINALD. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. 254 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,074 URKEL MANIA IS UNSTOPPABLE, OKAY? 255 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,408 HE'S A PHENOMENON. 256 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,076 THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, OKAY? 257 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,453 IT'S UP TO S-- 258 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:03,412 HIM. 259 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,581 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 260 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,917 I'M AN ACTOR. I'M A [bleep] ACTOR. 261 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,502 I AM A REAL ACTOR. 262 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:10,711 I DID RICHARD III. 263 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,838 I WAS IN TRUE WEST WITH SHERMAN HEMSLEY. 264 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,423 I WAS IN DIE HARD, DAMN IT. 265 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,008 [bleep] STEVE URKEL! 266 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,009 - [bleep]-- YOU WILL SUCK 267 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,095 STEVE URKEL'S [bleep] IF HE WANTS YOU TO! 268 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,389 YOU WILL SUCK HIS [bleep] [bleep], DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 269 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,724 HE IS OUR BREAD AND BUTTER, YOU MOTHER[bleep]! 270 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,101 I AM HIGH ON COCAINE! 271 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,227 - I'M A [bleep] ACTOR, GENE! 272 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:29,021 I DONE MORE COCAINE THAN YOU WEIGH, MOTHER[bleep]! 273 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,648 - I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT YOU ARE, REGINALD VELJOHNSON. 274 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:35,611 YOU'RE A [bleep] PAWN IN THAT NERD'S GAME. 275 00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:37,905 YOU ARE A [bleep] PAWN! 276 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:41,158 DO YOU THINK I HAVE ANY POWER OVER WHAT THAT MONSTER DOES? 277 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,326 ANY POWER AT ALL? 278 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,619 - AHH! 279 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:48,124 - I AM THE SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF DEVELOPMENT 280 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,167 FOR THE AMERICAN BRO-- 281 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:55,214 - GENE? GENE? 282 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:59,093 GENE, WHAT'S BECOME OF YOU, GENE? 283 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:04,807 - I AM NOTHING. 284 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,725 - GENE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT, GENE, 285 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,227 BUT YOU'RE SCARING ME. 286 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,354 OH, NO, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY, GENE. 287 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,647 EVERYONE DOES TOO MUCH COKE SOMETIMES, 288 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,150 BUT DO THE--JUST, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THE GUN, GENE? 289 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,444 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? DON'T--NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 290 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,654 WE CAN TALK THIS THROUGH. 291 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,156 OKAY? 292 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,033 - THE KING IS DEAD. 293 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,493 LONG LIVE THE KING. 294 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,913 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 295 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,880 - DID I DO THAT? 296 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,389 - JALEEL. - JALEEL? 297 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:48,058 THERE IS NO JALEEL. 298 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,393 ONLY STEVE. 299 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,646 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN STEVE. 300 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:58,027 - YIPPIE KI-YAY, MOTHER[bleep]! [gun clicking] 301 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,571 - FORGETTING SOMETHING, CARL? 302 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:01,739 - DON'T YOU COME NEAR ME. 303 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:02,656 STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU HEAR? 304 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:06,202 - COULD HAVE ALL BEEN SO SIMPLE, CARL. 305 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,287 JUST SAY YOUR LINES 306 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,456 AND TAKE THE MONEY. 307 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,833 - YOU'RE A MONSTER. 308 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,464 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 309 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,216 I, I, I, I CAN'T CONTROL-- 310 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,176 - AM I DOING THIS? 311 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,385 - NO, NO, NO, 312 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,304 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 313 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,556 STEVE, I'LL DO ANYTHING. 314 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,392 - YOU WILL DO WHAT I WANT ON FAMILY MATTERS. 315 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,063 - YES, YES. 316 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,689 OF COURSE, STEVE. 317 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,738 - SEE YOU ON SET, CARL. 318 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:51,664 - GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, STEVE! 319 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,550 - YOU LIKE YOUR WINES. - I DO ENJOY WINES. 320 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,968 - YOU LIKE YOUR WINES. - I DO LIKE LIQUOR. 321 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,302 - I LIKE MY BEERS. - IT NEVER FAILS 322 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,554 TO SEE YOU AT A PARTY WITH THE BEER SITUATION. 323 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,347 I LIKE IT A LOT. - MM-HMM. 324 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,432 - I LIKE TO GET--I LIKE TO GET A LITTLE AERATIONS ON. 325 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,434 MAYBE THE SNIFFLES. GET THE-- 326 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,435 - THAT'S-- - THAT'S A WHOLE LOT 327 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,645 OF EXPERIENCES. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 328 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:15,813 SHOW ME AGAIN. WHAT IS--HOW DO YOU DRINK WINE? 329 00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,439 - YOU WANT TO AERATE IT. WANT TO--YOU WANT TO SWIRL IT 330 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,941 AROUND IN THE GLASS. LET THE OXYGEN GO IN THERE. 331 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,609 - YEAH, YEAH, LET THE OXYGEN IN. - AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT 332 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,237 A LITTLE--CHECK THAT BOUQUET. YOU CAN GET CHERRIES IN THERE, 333 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,531 ASHTRAY, GASOLINE... - ASHTRAY? 334 00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,449 - STRAWBERRIES, HAIRS-- - I'M SORRY, BACK IT UP. 335 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,659 DID YOU SAY ASHTRAY? - ASHTRAY, GASOLINE, 336 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,620 ASHTRAY, GASOLINE... - DISGUSTING. 337 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,621 - WIDE OPEN ASS... - I'M PRETTY SURE-- 338 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,998 - SOMETIMES YOU GET THOSE SMELLS IN THERE. 339 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,958 AND YOU'RE JUST GOING, "MMM." NOW THAT ISN'T-- 340 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,459 THAT DOESN'T PRECLUDE THE TASTE. 341 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,961 THE TASTE MAY BE GOOD, STILL. - BUT THEN, DUDE, THAT'S-- 342 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,796 WHEN YOU SIP IT, THEN YOU-- - THEN YOU SIP IT. 343 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,798 THEN YOU GO-- 344 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,341 'CAUSE YOU WANT THE AIR-- 345 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,926 I JUST PUT THE GLASS DOWN. 346 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:46,844 - WHY DID YOU PUT THE GLASS-- BUT THAT'S NOT A REAL GLASS. 347 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,888 - YOU WANT TO-- YOU WANT TO PUT AIR-- 348 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,473 SUCK IN AIR OVER THE WINE 349 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,142 WHILE THE WINE IS RESTING ON YOUR TONGUE. 350 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,643 - BUT YOU LOOK-- YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 351 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:54,810 - I KNOW, MAN. 352 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,609 - THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. 353 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:05,988 - THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. 354 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:10,826 - MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. 355 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,661 - YOU'RE SWEET. 356 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,663 MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, 357 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,875 SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. 358 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:18,500 - OOH. - IF YOU'D LIKE. 359 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,753 - WELL, WELL, WELL. 360 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:21,795 - BONJOUR. 361 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,048 WELCOME TO CHEZ DE LA NOTRE VENDRE, 362 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,424 I AM YOUR WAITER FOR THIS EVENING. 363 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,384 MY NAME IS JEAN-LUC DE LA PIERRE-RENAULT, 364 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,344 BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JEAN. 365 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,596 - BONJOUR, JEAN. 366 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:31,722 - OOH, LOOK AT YOU. 367 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:32,973 - IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL 368 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,517 I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO ASSIST YOU--TO ASSIST. 369 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,812 - JEAN? I GOT IT. 370 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:42,024 MERCI BEAUCOUP. - TRES BIEN. 371 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,361 WELL, OUR FIRST SPECIAL TONIGHT IS OUR POISSON DU JOUR. 372 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,696 IT'S A LOUP DE MER PLUS [speaking French], 373 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,116 SERVED WITH A [speaking French], 374 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,786 THAT IS SERVED ON A BED OF [speaking French] 375 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,496 AND ALSO SERVED WITH [speaking French] 376 00:15:55,579 --> 00:16:01,585 AND [speaking French]. 377 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:02,711 - MMM. - MMM. 378 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,712 - YUM. 379 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,798 - OUR SOUP TODAY IS A [speaking French] 380 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,217 WITH A--JUST A DASH OF [speaking French] 381 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:13,097 AND SERVED WITH MELTED [speaking French]. 382 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:13,806 - SOUP. - YEAH. 383 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:14,890 - OUR OTHER SEAFOOD TODAY-- 384 00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:19,645 WE HAVE A VERY NICE [speaking French], 385 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:22,147 FROM THE [speaking French] VALLEY IN [speaking French]. 386 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:26,860 IT IS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF [speaking French] 387 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:31,907 [continues speaking French] SAUCE. 388 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:35,369 - MAN, IT'S JUST, I'M A LITTLE BIT OVERWHELMED. 389 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,495 - HA-HA, YEAH, YES. 390 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,414 OH, GOD, I'M SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT. 391 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,957 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING. 392 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,043 - SO YOU WOULD RECOMMEND GETTING THE [speaking French] 393 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:43,627 WITH THE, UM... OOH, I'M SORRY, 394 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,088 IS THE [speaking French] 395 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,798 IN A HEAVY [speaking French] SAUCE? 396 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,049 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 397 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,927 IT'S MORE LIKE A [speaking French] SAUCE. 398 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:52,970 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 399 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,347 I'M GONNA DEFER TO HIM ON THIS ONE, 400 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,433 BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS STUFF WAY BETTER THAN I DO. 401 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,309 - OH, YES. MONSIEUR? 402 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:03,313 - WHAT? 403 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:07,526 UM, YEAH. WE'RE--WE'LL HAVE THE... 404 00:17:07,608 --> 00:17:11,195 SWUND--UH, 405 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,866 THE-- 406 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,325 [nasal honking] 407 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,242 I'M-- 408 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:20,873 SHHNN. 409 00:17:20,955 --> 00:17:24,460 [speaking gibberish] 410 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:29,631 WE'LL TRY THE FLEUR-- 411 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,718 [speaking gibberish] 412 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,725 IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU. HAVE A LOVELY DINNER. 413 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,276 - THANK YOUSE FOR MEETING ME HERE. 414 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,527 - OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, 415 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:51,820 JUST GLAD WE COULD SET ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES 416 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,656 AND, YOU KNOW, AVOID A WAR HERE. 417 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,866 - SALUD. - ALL RIGHT. 418 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,618 SALUD. 419 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:03,791 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 420 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,459 ANTHONY! 421 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,377 NAH, DON'T DO THAT. 422 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,546 WE'RE TRYING TO AVOID A WAR HERE. 423 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,924 NO, ANTHONY. 424 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,759 NO. 425 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,677 THAT'S TOO MUCH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 426 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,263 WE'RE JUST HAVING A NICE LITTLE DINNER HERE, ALL RIGHT. 427 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,765 WELL, THAT'S JUST DISRESPECTFUL. 428 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,142 THE--OH, NO, NOT HIS HAIR. 429 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:22,684 ANTHONY, HE HAD GOOD HAIR. 430 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,603 YEAH, YOU'RE DONE. 431 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:25,687 YOU ALREADY MESSED THINGS UP. 432 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,232 WHAT IS--WHAT'S GOING-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? 433 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,525 HIS PHONE? NO. 434 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,109 OH, NO, DON'T GO DELETING HIS CONTACTS. 435 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,363 HE'S NOT GOING TO KNOW WHETHER TO ANSWER IT OR NOT. 436 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,448 YOU FINISHED NOW? THAT'S--THAT'S GOOD. 437 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,200 LOOK WHAT YOU DID. NOW, WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE 438 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,201 OF SOMETHING, AND NOW-- WHAT ARE-- 439 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,828 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 440 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,205 OH, THAT'S PERMANENT. 441 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,457 THAT'S A PERMANENT SILLY MUSTACHE. 442 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,293 AH, NOW HE LOOKS LIKE A SLEEPING MUSKETEER. 443 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,046 THAT'S ADORABLE, BUT IT'S RIDICULOUS. 444 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:53,465 HE CAN'T-- HE CAN HARDLY WASH THAT OFF. 445 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,425 WELL, THAT'S--WHERE YOU GOING? 446 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,969 WHAT IS THAT? NOW WITH THE-- 447 00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:57,886 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 448 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,263 WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN HIS HAND? 449 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,013 THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE HERE. 450 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,140 THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. 451 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,392 OH, OH, ANTHONY! 452 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:07,020 OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS, BUT SAVE THAT FOR A SLUMBER PARTY. 453 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,522 ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 454 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:10,649 OH, YOU'RE REARRANGING THE SILVERWARE. 455 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,734 THAT'S JUST SO MEAN. THAT'S--IT'S CONFUSING. 456 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,236 IT'S CONFUSING ENOUGH, WHAT WITH THE-- 457 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,280 ANTHONY. ANTHONY, DON'T DO IT. 458 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:19,074 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THE SALAD NEEDED A LITTLE PEPPER, 459 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,118 SO THAT'S GOOD. SO THAT'S--THAT'S NOT SO BAD. 460 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:23,120 YOU FINALLY DID SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE. 461 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:23,996 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU--OKAY. 462 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,206 YOU'RE PUTTING THE SILVERWARE BACK. 463 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,249 THAT'S GOOD. WELL, THAT'S ALL--THAT'S GOOD. 464 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,335 NOW HE KNOWS HE CAN GO FROM OUTSIDE TO INSIDE. 465 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,380 THAT'S--OH, YOU'RE PUTTING A LITTLE JUS IN HIS HAIR. 466 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,089 THAT'S GOOD, YEAH, JUS IT. 467 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,049 JUS IT--OH, NOW, WELL, THAT-- 468 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,010 IT ACTUALLY LOOKS BETTER THAN WHEN HE CAME IN. 469 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:40,053 IF HE WASN'T UNCONSCIOUS HE COULD GO OUT ON THE TOWN, 470 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,306 SO THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 471 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:46,143 OH, OKAY, YOU GOT--ALL RIGHT, WIPE OFF--WIPE OFF HIS FACE. 472 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,437 YEAH, YEAH, AND GET THE MUSTACHE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, 473 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,147 'CAUSE THAT'S THE MOST EMBARRASSING PART. 474 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,773 AH, HE DOESN'T LOOK RIDICULOUS ANYMORE. 475 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:52,858 OH, OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S, THAT'S-- 476 00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,234 NOW YOU'RE HELPING EVERYBODY. 477 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:57,029 THAT'S GOOD FOR EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY LIKES THAT. 478 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,655 NOBODY WANTS LETTUCE ON THE FLOOR. 479 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,115 - SPICK-AND-[bleep]-SPAN. 480 00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,283 - ALL RIGHT, WE DONE? 481 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,619 ALL RIGHT, YOU REALLY TURNED THIS AROUND. 482 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,662 THERE HE--ALL RIGHT, AND THEN YOU'RE GONE, THEN. 483 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,956 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, HE WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT HIM. 484 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,877 HE WON'T EVEN KNOW THAT ANY-- 485 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,503 OH, NO. 486 00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:14,546 NO, NO, NO, NO. 487 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,672 ANTHONY. 488 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,633 ANTHONY, I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. 489 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:18,800 I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. 490 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,719 YOU'RE GOING THE OTHER WAY NOW, ANTHONY. 491 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,179 ANTHONY, IT WAS GOING SO WELL. 492 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:23,639 WELL THAT'S--THAT'S-- 493 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,057 THAT'S PERVERSE, ANTHONY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 494 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,726 THAT--WHAT'S THAT? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO 495 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,269 WITH THAT FINGER? WHAT ARE DOING--OH! 496 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,104 YEAH, NO. NOT A WET WILLY. 497 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,982 NO! NO, ANTHONY. 498 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,943 OH, WE'RE GOING TO WAR, ANTHONY. 499 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,653 WE'RE GOING TO WAR. 500 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,029 WE'RE GOING TO WAR. 501 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,783 - CAN YOU IMAGINE IF WE HAD TO HUNT? 502 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:43,825 - OH, WE'D DIE. 503 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,994 - WE WOULD DIE. - WE WOULD STARVE TO DEATH. 504 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,204 - WE WOULD--I MEAN MY-- 505 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,497 - IT'S NOT EVEN-- NO TWO DOUBTS ABOUT IT. 506 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:52,626 - THESE MOTHER[bleep] SHOT RABBITS WITH BOWS AND ARROWS. 507 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,211 - MM-HMM. 508 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,505 - [bleep], I CAN'T HIT TOILET WATER WITH MY OWN PEE. 509 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:57,631 - ♪ I'M GONNA DO MY ONE LINE HERE ♪ 510 00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,342 - OH, YEAH. 511 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,681 - IT'S UP TO HIM. - I JUST READ AN OUTLINE... 512 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,057 - WHERE THE [bleep] DID YOU GET IT? 513 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,976 - WHERE CARL PUTS ON A SCROOGE NIGHT GOWN, 514 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,187 AND URKEL MISTAKES HIM FOR A WOMAN AND TRIES TO SEDUCE HIM. 515 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,064 IT'S NOT EVEN A CHRISTMAS EPISODE, GENE. 516 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,065 DAMN IT! THAT'S NOT COMEDY! 517 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,066 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS. - HEY! 37337

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