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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:03,586 - EXCUSE ME, SIR. 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,130 DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO SAVE THE CHILDREN? 3 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:06,631 - I'M SORRY, MAN. I'M--I'M RUNNING LATE, 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:07,590 AND I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME TO CHAT RIGHT NOW, SO... 5 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,259 - I UNDERSTAND THAT. I UNDERSTAND THAT. 6 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:10,260 IT'S JUST THAT, EVERY MINUTE, ANOTHER CHILD 7 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:12,721 DIES UNNECESSARILY, A CHILD WHO COULD LIVE 8 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,056 A FRUITFUL LIFE WITH THE HELP OF JUST ONE SMALL DONATION. 9 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:15,849 - YEAH, I'M-- I DON'T HAVE THE TIME. 10 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:17,183 I'M SORRY. - I UNDERSTAND THAT. 11 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:22,939 IT'S JUST, ALL IT TAKES IS $1 TO SAVE A CHILD. 12 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:25,066 - ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 13 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,568 FINE, YOU'RE RIGHT. YUP. 14 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,111 WHO DOESN'T WANT TO HELP A CHILD? 15 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,446 LET'S SAVE FIVE CHILDREN. 16 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,448 - TOMMY! 17 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,251 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 18 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:45,920 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. 19 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:50,258 NOT SO FAST. JUST FIVE. 20 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:51,342 THANKS A LOT, SIR. - HELP! 21 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:54,471 HELP! HELP! 22 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:57,849 [indistinct shouting] 23 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,809 - OH, MY GOD. I HAVE ANOTHER DOLLAR. 24 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:00,685 I HAVE ANOTHER DOLLAR. SIR, I HAVE ANOTHER DOLLAR. 25 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:04,605 [haunting western music] 26 00:01:04,688 --> 00:01:12,614 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,173 - LIKE ONE TIME, I WAS IN CHURCH, 28 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,967 AND I WAS TALKING TO AN ELDERLY FRIEND 29 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,344 OF MY MOTHER'S AT THE TIME, 30 00:01:34,426 --> 00:01:37,806 VERY CLASSY LADY, VERY DECOROUS. 31 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,015 AND-- - DECOROUS? 32 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:41,142 - DECOROUS. IT MEANS PROPER, 33 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:41,684 A PERSON WHO DOES EVERYTHING PROPER. 34 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,520 - MM-HMM. I KNOW. 35 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,729 - AND, UM... 36 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,816 I WAS TALKING, 37 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:51,610 AND IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE, UNBEKNOWNST TO ME, 38 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:53,905 I DROPPED AN F-BOMB. 39 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:55,782 IN CHURCH. IN CHURCH, 40 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,283 AFTER CHURCH, BEFORE SOCIAL PERIOD, 41 00:01:57,366 --> 00:02:00,078 WE ABOUT TO GO GET SOME COFFEE AND DONUTS UP IN THIS BOINKS. 42 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,371 I'M TALKING TO MY GIRL. 43 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,789 - WHAT'D YOU SAY? - SHE SHALL REMAIN NAME-- 44 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:04,123 I DON'T REMEMBER. I DON'T REMEMBER. 45 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,375 I JUST REMEMBER TALKING ABOUT-- - YOU'RE JUST LIKE, 46 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:06,709 - "I'M GONNA GET SOME [bleep], [bleep] COMMUNION." 47 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,920 - AND THAT'S-- [laughs] 48 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,767 - [sighs] 49 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,561 HAPPY SUNDAY, ESTHER. 50 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,355 - HAPPY SUNDAY, GEORGINA. 51 00:02:27,438 --> 00:02:28,481 HOW WAS YOUR WEEK? 52 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,067 - OH, THE LORD IS WITH ME. - MM-HMM. 53 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,360 - BUT THE DEVIL, 54 00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:35,238 HE GOT HIS HANDS ON MY GRANDNIECE GRACE. 55 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,781 - OH, NO. - MM-HMM. 56 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,576 OUT THERE SMOKING THE REEFER, DOING THE HANKY-PANKY WITH BOYS. 57 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:40,743 - NO, GEORGINA. 58 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,579 - OH, ESTHER, YOU KNOW 59 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:47,125 THAT I LOVE ALL THINGS THAT ARE GOOD AND HOLY. 60 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:50,128 - MM-HMM. - BUT IF HE DOESN'T LET GO 61 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:53,298 OF MY GRANDNIECE GRACE, 62 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:54,799 I'M GONNA CUT THE DEVIL'S [bleep] OFF 63 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,051 AND SHOVE IT IN HIS ASS. 64 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,220 - MM-HMM. 65 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,639 - WITH MY PRAYERS. - I KNOW YOU WILL, GEORGINA. 66 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,934 I KNOW YOU WILL. 67 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,227 - HOW WAS YOUR WEEK, GIRL? 68 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,812 - OH, YOU KNOW ME. 69 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,607 I'M BLESSED AND THANKFUL FOR EVERYTHING. 70 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,150 - MM-HMM. ALL RIGHT. 71 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,819 - BUT YOU KNOW MY GRANDSON JASON GOT HISSELF WRAPPED UP 72 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:18,406 IN THE LEATHERY CLAWS OF SATAN. 73 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,158 - NOT JASON. - HE GOT HISSELF ARRESTED 74 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:23,119 FOR THE SPRAY-PAINTING AND THE VANDALISM. 75 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:24,454 - OH, LORD. 76 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,123 - AND I TELL YOU, I NEVER 77 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:28,833 RAISE MY HAND IN ANGER, 78 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:32,754 BUT IF HE DON'T LET JASON GO, 79 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:36,841 I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT [bleep] SATAN IN THE NUTS SO HARD, 80 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,762 IT WIPE THE [bleep]-LICKING SMIRK OFF HIS HORNED-ASS FACE. 81 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,138 - MM-HMM. 82 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:43,765 - WITH MY PRAYERS. - AMEN. 83 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,142 I KNOW YOU WILL, ESTHER, I KNOW YOU WILL, 84 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:47,727 BUT ESTHER, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE, NOW. 85 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:49,728 - MMM, LET IT OUT. 86 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:51,189 - YOU KNOW, ESTHER, 87 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:54,442 THAT I HAVE FOUND SERENITY IN THE GLORY OF HEAVEN. 88 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:56,110 - YES. 89 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:59,113 - BUT MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND BERNARD HAS GOT HIMSELF WEDGED 90 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:02,992 BETWEEN THE CLEFT HOOVES OF LUCIFER HISSELF. 91 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,327 - MMM. - SHE OPENED UP 92 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,412 HIS LAPTOP COMPUTER 93 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,830 AND FOUND THE PORNOGRAPHY OF WOMEN. 94 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:08,957 - NOT THE PORNOGRAPHY OF WOMEN. 95 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:09,832 - ABSOLUTELY THE PORNOGRAPHY OF WOMEN. 96 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,251 - NOT ON THE LAPTOP COMPUTER. 97 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,212 - ON THE LAPTOP COMPUTER FOUND THE PORNOGRAPHY OF WOMEN. 98 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:15,296 - MMM. 99 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,089 - I AM A PACIFIST UNDER GOD'S REQUEST, 100 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:20,551 BUT IF HE DON'T LET GO OF BERNARD, 101 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:24,472 I'M GONNA SNEAK UP ON THAT BITCH-ASS LUCIFER 102 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:26,849 RIGHT IN THE MIDST OF HIS SLEEP TIME. 103 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:27,558 - OH. - AND THEN I'M GONNA SIT 104 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,769 ON THAT MOTHER[bleep]'S HEAD, 105 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:33,189 AND I'M GONNA SPREAD MY BOOTY CHEEKS ON THAT PIG'S FACE, 106 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:34,649 AND I'M GONNA JUST PUCKER UP MY STANK HOLE... 107 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:36,526 - WHOO. 108 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,277 - AND JUST TOOPS, TOOPS, TOOPS, 109 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,363 SCOOPS, BEDOOP-SCOOP-SCOOP-SKEDOOPS 110 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,074 UNTIL THAT [bleep] GOT A BROWN DOT ON HIS NOSE 111 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:44,951 THAT I CAN USE FOR TARGET PRACTICE. 112 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,159 SHA-PLOW! 113 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,203 - SHOOT THAT. - SHA-PLOW! 114 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:48,621 - SHOOT THAT! - SHA-PLOW! 115 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,582 - WHOO, SHOOT THAT [bleep] IN THE [bleep]-NACK. 116 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:52,667 - WITH MY PRAYERS. 117 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,752 - WITH YOUR PRAYERS, OF COURSE, OF COURSE. 118 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,171 OH, GEORGINA, GEORGINA, GEORGINA. 119 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,423 - YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP? 120 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:02,093 - OH, I GOT NOTHING BUT FAITH IN GOD AND HEAVEN ABOVE, 121 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:04,887 BUT I TELL YOU, MY SON'S WIFE CRYSTAL, 122 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,224 SHE GOT HERSELF WRAPPED UP IN THE FIERY WINGS 123 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:09,517 OF MEPHISTOPHELES HISSELF. 124 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,810 - HERE WE GO. 125 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:14,230 - YOU KNOW, SHE GOT CAUGHT USING PROFANITY WITH HER OWN CHILDREN. 126 00:05:14,313 --> 00:05:15,898 - WHAT? - AT THE DINNER TABLE. 127 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:19,318 - OH, LORD, CHILD, CHILD. 128 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:22,405 - GEORGINA DARLENE MARTIN! 129 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:28,119 OH, I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR EVERY CREATURE ON THIS PLANET, 130 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:31,497 BUT IF HE DON'T LET MY DARLING CRYSTAL GO, 131 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,167 I'M GONNA FLIRT WITH THE DEVIL. - OH. OH. 132 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,752 - SHOW HIM A LITTLE BIT OF SHOULDER. 133 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,336 "HOW YOU DOIN'?" 134 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,422 HE GONNA START LOOKING AWAY, I'M GONNA START TWERKING. 135 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:40,298 START TWERKING, HE GONNA BE LIKE, "WHOO." 136 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:42,341 HE GONNA BE, HE GONNA BE DRAWN IN. 137 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:43,259 - MM-HMM. 138 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:44,093 - SEDUCE THAT LITTLE MOTHER[bleep]. 139 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,804 GIVE HIM ONE OF THESE. "HI." 140 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,431 BATTING MY EYELASHES AT HIM. 141 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,099 THEN WHEN HE LEAST EXPECTS IT, 142 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:53,936 AND I GOT HIS TRUST, THAT'S WHEN I'M GONNA RIDE THAT [bleep]. 143 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,229 I'M GONNA GIVE HIM THE NIGHT OF HIS LIFE, 144 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:57,940 A NIGHT HE AIN'T NEVER GONNA FORGET. 145 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,400 - GO GET HIM. - I'M GONNA GIVE HIM THIS WAY. 146 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,818 I'M GONNA GIVE HIM THAT WAY. 147 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,446 AND THEN, RIGHT WHEN HE ABOUT TO CLIMAX, 148 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,364 THAT'S WHEN I'M GONNA CLENCH UP MY [bleep] 149 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,743 ON THAT MOTHER[bleep]'S RED [bleep], 150 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:13,623 AND I'M GONNA SNAP THAT [bleep] [bleep] OFF WITH A DIVINE KEGEL. 151 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,167 - WELL, YOU GONNA SNAP THAT [bleep] [bleep] OFF. 152 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:18,169 - WHOO! - SNAP IT OFF! WHOO! 153 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:19,629 - WITH MY PRAYERS. - WITH YOUR PRAYERS. 154 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:20,671 WITH YOUR PRAYERS. - WITH MY PRAYERS. 155 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:21,881 - OF COURSE. WITH THE PRAYERS, YEAH. 156 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:22,673 BUT THAT'S RIGHT, GIRL. - YES. 157 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,467 - YOU GO GET HIM, ESTHER! - YES! 158 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:25,093 - [bleep] SATAN! - [bleep] HIM! 159 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,888 - [bleep] HIM IN THE-- 160 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,979 - WHA--WHAT'S HAPPENING, GEORGINA? 161 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:37,980 - [deep voice] GEORGINA ISN'T HERE ANYMORE. 162 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:41,651 [maniacal laugh] 163 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,403 IT IS I, SATAN. 164 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,363 - AH! 165 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:48,324 [blows landing] 166 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:49,742 - [normal voice] AH! NO, ESTHER! 167 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:50,618 I'M IN HERE, THOUGH! - OH! 168 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:52,411 - I'M KICKING THIS [bleep]'S ASS. 169 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:53,454 - YEAH! [blows landing] 170 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,290 - [deep voice] OH, HELP ME. SOMEBODY HELP ME. 171 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:57,667 I CA--CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS BITCH. 172 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,086 - OH, GET HIM, GEORGINA! GET HIM! 173 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,337 - [normal voice] I STUCK A SAFETY PIN 174 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,964 IN THIS [bleep]'S URETHRA. 175 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:04,132 - OOH! - [deep voice] OWW! 176 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,717 [bleep]! THAT HURTS! 177 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:07,844 [normal voice] RIGHT NOW I GOT HIS [bleep] 178 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:08,719 IN MY HANDS LIKE A OLD RAG. 179 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:12,682 I'M WRINGING OUT! I'M WRINGING IT OUT! 180 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,225 - OH, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT. 181 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:16,018 I WANT A PIECE OF HIM, YES. 182 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,272 TAG ME IN. 183 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:21,983 [groans] 184 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,569 [gasps] 185 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,237 [deep voice] WHO IS THIS CRAZY BITCH, NOW? 186 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,989 [normal voice] AH, IT'S ME, MOTHER[bleep]! 187 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:30,867 YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BITCH! [laughs] 188 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,118 THAT'S RIGHT, [bleep]. I'M ON TOP OF YOU. 189 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:33,286 I'M ON TOP OF HIM. 190 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:34,495 [deep voice] WHAT'S GOING ON? 191 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,789 THIS FEELS GOOD. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 192 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,082 [normal voice] OH, YOU'LL SEE IN A SECOND, 193 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,834 MOTHER[bleep]. - JUST WAIT, MOTHER[bleep]. 194 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,210 - [deep voice] OH, I'M WAITING, BUT OH, HERE I [bleep]. 195 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,170 HERE I [bleep]. 196 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,212 [normal voice] HERE YOU GO, HA! 197 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,548 GRABBED IT! SNAP! 198 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,050 - OOH! - OOH, I GOT HIM GOOD. 199 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:48,968 [deep voice] I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY. 200 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,219 I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY. 201 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,137 - TOO LATE NOW. TOO LATE NOW, SATAN. 202 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,848 OH, SHH. WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 203 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:55,099 - [normal voice] OH, YEAH, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 204 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,183 - WE DON'T WANT TO DISTURB THE SERVICE. 205 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,393 - OOH, I GOT A HOLD OF HIM. 206 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:59,562 I'M GONNA--WE GONNA GO MEDIEVAL ON HIS ASS. 207 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,273 [deep voice] NO, NO! OH, LORDY! I CAN'T TAKE IT. 208 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:03,357 I CAN'T TAKE IT. 209 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:04,901 [normal voice] GET OVER HERE, MISTER. 210 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,152 [deep voice] PLEASE, PLEASE! 211 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:09,780 GET THESE CRAZY BITCHES OFF OF ME. 212 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,199 JESUS CHRIST IS MY PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR, I SWEAR. 213 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:22,210 - YOU'RE TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW. 214 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,963 - "BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. 215 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:29,425 ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?" 216 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,344 [sighs] JEEZ. 217 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,929 - WHAT? YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. 218 00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:34,096 YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. 219 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:35,640 I'M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. 220 00:08:35,722 --> 00:08:39,602 WHAT? PAUSE. 221 00:08:39,684 --> 00:08:44,774 [phone chimes] 222 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,776 OH, SHOOT. 223 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:50,488 KEEGAN'S BEEN TEXTING ME. 224 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:53,741 "SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. 225 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:56,577 "I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR. 226 00:08:56,661 --> 00:09:00,665 WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE." 227 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:05,795 [phone chimes] 228 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,964 - "SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. 229 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,174 "I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR. 230 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,135 WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE." 231 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,764 "WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE"? 232 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:19,850 WHAT THE [bleep] IS HIS PROBLEM? 233 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,979 "DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT?" 234 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,272 - "DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT?" 235 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:28,526 OH, THAT'S CONSIDERATE. 236 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,403 "LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER." 237 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:32,363 - "LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER"? 238 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:34,615 [bleep] THIS GUY. 239 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:35,783 JESUS, "YOU..." 240 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,994 - "ARE [bleep] PRICELESS." 241 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:41,247 AWW. "YOU'RE THE..." 242 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,458 - "ONE WHO'S [bleep] PRICELESS"? 243 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,294 THIS M-- 244 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,213 THIS MOTHER[bleep] HERE. 245 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,340 OH, HE WANTS TO-- OKAY, MM-HMM. 246 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,050 MM-HMM. OKAY. 247 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,051 "YOU WANT TO GO..." 248 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,012 - "RIGHT NOW?" 249 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,263 HMM. 250 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,724 GUESS I COULD DO THAT. 251 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:00,099 [clears throat] 252 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,018 "OKAY..." 253 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:02,810 - "OKAY, LET'S GO"? 254 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:05,354 HE SAID OKA-- "OKAY, LET'S GO"? 255 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,481 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 256 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,232 YOU KNOW WHAT? "YOU WANT TO REALLY..." 257 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:12,945 - "DO THIS NOW?" KEEGAN, YOU NUT. 258 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,530 YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ME OUT. 259 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:16,324 - "[bleep] YEAH, LET'S DO IT"? 260 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,284 OH, YOU [bleep] ASSHOLE! 261 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,035 - "FIRST ROUND'S MINE." 262 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,203 - OH, NO! OH, NO! 263 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,164 THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO ROUNDS, ASSHOLE! 264 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:23,998 IT'S GONNA BE A [bleep] STREET FIGHT! 265 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,584 THIS SON OF A-- 266 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,002 - ♪ 'CAUSE TONIGHT WE GONNA PARTY AND THE PARTY DON'T STOP ♪ 267 00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,920 - YOU! 268 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:30,671 - BUDDY! 269 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,215 LIKE I SAID, FIRST ROUND'S MINE. 270 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:37,720 A BEER AND A GIMLET FOR MY PARTNER RIGHT-- 271 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,513 WHAT'S THAT? 272 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:42,767 - UH, I-I GOT YOU A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT. 273 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,980 - FOR MY POST-APOCALYPTIC JACKIE ROBINSON COSTUME. 274 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:48,731 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 275 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,361 - I'M GONNA TRY TO FREESTYLE FOR A SECOND. 276 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,278 - YUP, YUP. 277 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,488 - OFF THE TOP OF THE DOME. 278 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,114 - OFF THE TOP OF THE DOME. BREAK IT DOWN. 279 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:57,907 [beatboxing] 280 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,493 - ♪ WITNESS VIOLENCE EVERY DAY ♪ 281 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,453 ♪ WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ♪ 282 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:05,498 ♪ BULLETS FLYING BY MY HEAD ♪ 283 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:06,999 ♪ WITHOUT ANY WARNING ♪ 284 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:11,754 ♪ I LIVE IN THE PRESSURE COOKER THE MOST URBANEST OF JUNGLES ♪ 285 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:18,135 ♪ MR. BUNGLE ♪ 286 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,887 I CAN'T REALLY GET MR. BUNGLE. 287 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:20,388 LET'S JUST STOP. - YOU WANT TO STOP? 288 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,348 [clears throat] 289 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:24,266 - I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING MR. BUNGLE IN THAT. 290 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,481 [hip-hop music] 291 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:38,572 ♪ ♪ 292 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:44,870 - IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT. MAKE SOME NOISE! 293 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:45,287 [crowd cheers] 294 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,580 - AW, YEAH! 295 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:50,501 - PUT YOUR MOTHER[bleep] HANDS IN THE AIR. 296 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,587 - AW, YEAH! PUT 'EM UP. 297 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,674 - IF YOU COOL LIKE A PIMP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 298 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:59,969 IF YOU COOL LIKE A PIMP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 299 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:03,431 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ACTUAL PIMP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 300 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:07,101 IF YOU OWN A BUNCH OF WOMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 301 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:12,773 ♪ ♪ 302 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:16,527 IF YOU GONNA HIT IT ALL NIGHT, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 303 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,571 IF YOU GONNA HIT IT ALL NIGHT, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 304 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:19,905 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 305 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:25,286 - IF YOU MAINTAIN AN ERECTION FOR 12 HOURS, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 306 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:26,370 - WHOO! 307 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:31,667 - WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF VIAGRA, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 308 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:36,213 ♪ ♪ 309 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,507 IF YOU A REAL-LIFE PLAYER, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 310 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,758 - WHAT? YEAH. 311 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,178 - IF YOU ABUSE WOMEN'S TRUST, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 312 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,554 - WHOA. 313 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:46,098 - IF YOU TREAT THEM LIKE OBJECTS, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 314 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:52,521 ♪ ♪ 315 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,941 IF YOU A REAL-LIFE GANGSTER, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 316 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:59,570 IF YOU A REAL-LIFE GANGSTER, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 317 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,198 IF YOU KILL OTHER PEOPLE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 318 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,992 ♪ ♪ 319 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:09,497 IF YOU THE BIGGEST BOSS HERE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 320 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,291 ♪ ♪ 321 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,377 IF YOU RUN AN ACTUAL DRUG RING, PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 322 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:19,173 [crowd groans] 323 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,258 IF YOU JUST REALIZED THAT YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep], 324 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,385 PUT YOUR HANDS UP. 325 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,054 [crowd cheers] 326 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,227 - ALL RIGHT. 327 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,228 THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM. 328 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,481 - [beatboxing] - [clears throat] 329 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:40,819 ♪ ALL OF MY LIFE, I'VE CRUSHED DREAMS AND CRUSHED BITCHES ♪ 330 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:45,741 ♪ NO ONE EVER HAS COME TO ME WITHOUT LEAVING IN STITCHES ♪ 331 00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:48,369 ♪ I'M A MONSTER ♪ 332 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,955 ♪ I GRANT WISHES ♪ 333 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,208 ♪ LIKE A GENIE, I DREAM OF JEANNIE ♪ 334 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,335 ♪ I'M A MEANIE ♪ 335 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,211 WHY DOES IT ALWAYS JUST GO-- 336 00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:58,587 - I DON'T KNOW. YOU KEEP GETTING-- 337 00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,922 YOU--YOU'RE DOING REALLY WELL, 338 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,257 AND THEN YOU GET IN THIS TV REFERENCE. 339 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,258 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT'S DOING ME. 340 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,884 - AND IT'S--IT'S THE TOUGH PART. 341 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,309 - WELCOME TO PAPARD MATTRESS LIQUIDATORS. 342 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,894 HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY? 343 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:14,645 - I NEED TO BUY A NEW BED. 344 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:15,980 - OKAY. YEAH, GOOD, GOOD. 345 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,107 YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY 346 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,275 TO HELP YOU WITH THAT. UH... 347 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,944 WHAT SIZE YOU NEED? A FULL, QUEEN, KING? 348 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,362 - QUEEN. - QUEEN, OH. 349 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,448 WE GOT A BIG SEL-- - AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, 350 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,075 IT NEEDS TO BE STURDY. 351 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,118 - ALL RIGHT. 352 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,370 - [bleep] GETS KIND OF CRAZY IN MY ROOM. 353 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,455 - OH, OKAY. [laughs] 354 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,208 I GOT YOU, BROTHER. [laughs] 355 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,210 I GOT YOU. 356 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,216 WELL, THIS POSTUREPEDIC MATTRESS WE GOT RIGHT HERE, 357 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,260 THIS IS EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE 358 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,762 AND, UH...DURABLE. 359 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,139 - DO YOU MIND IF I TRY IT? 360 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,974 - NO, NOT AT ALL. GO AHEAD. 361 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,647 I SHOULD ALSO MENTION, THERE'S 100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE ON-- 362 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,275 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 363 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:01,817 WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? 364 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,485 I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! 365 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,406 YEAH! YEAH! 366 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,658 NO, IT'S TOO HARD. 367 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,328 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SOFTER? 368 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,413 - UM... 369 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,415 OF COURSE. 370 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:24,006 THIS--THIS IS ONE OF OUR, UM, NATURAL LATEX MATTRESSES. 371 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:28,510 IT'S ON SALE, TOO, TODAY, AT $1,200. 372 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,305 - CAN I TRY IT? 373 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,307 - SURE. 374 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:36,810 - WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? 375 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,354 I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! 376 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,855 [grunting] 377 00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:42,191 WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! 378 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,609 [grunts] 379 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,611 IT SEEMS A LITTLE PRICEY. 380 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,071 - OKAY. NO, IT'S A LITTLE PRICEY. 381 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,238 I AIN'T GONNA LIE TO YOU. 382 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,326 BUT, UH, NO PROBLEM. WE GOT OTHER CHOICES. 383 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:53,702 UM... 384 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,914 THIS A GREAT MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS, RIGHT HERE. 385 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,665 IT'S A LITTLE CHEAPER, AND-- 386 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,876 - CAN I TRY IT OUT? 387 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,586 - RIGHT. RIGHT, YEAH. 388 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,047 I MEAN, OF COURSE, OF COURSE YOU WANT TO TRY. 389 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,548 - YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. 390 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,299 - YEAH. OH, YEAH. 391 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,051 - COMING UP ON THEM LATE NIGHTS. 392 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,844 AYE! AYE! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! 393 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,973 "YES! SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI!" 394 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,018 - YEAH, MAN, RIGHT. [laughs] 395 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,395 YEAH, MAN. UM... 396 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,313 SEX HAPPENS. 397 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,607 - YIP! 398 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,067 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 399 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,568 WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! 400 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,737 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 401 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,905 WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? 402 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:30,906 I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! 403 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,741 OH! OH, HERE IT COMES! 404 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,662 HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! 405 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,748 HOO-AH! 406 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,458 YUP, THAT'S THE ONE. 407 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:45,504 I'LL TAKE IT. - OKAY, LET ME RING YOU UP. 408 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,715 - [grunting] - AYE! AYE! AYE! 409 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:48,716 - WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! 410 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,801 [grunting] - AYE, PAPI! 411 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,594 - WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! 412 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,762 [glass breaks] - SI, PAPI! 413 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,930 - [grunting] - AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! 414 00:16:55,013 --> 00:17:01,437 - WHO GOT THAT GOOD "D"? I GOT THAT GOOD "D"! 415 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,231 - THANK YOU. 416 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,487 MIKE. - BRODY. 417 00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:11,739 - YEAH. HEY, HOW ARE YOU, MAN? 418 00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:13,115 - WHAT'S UP, MAN? - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 419 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,742 HEY, I'M GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. 420 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,160 WHAT IS THAT JOKE THAT YOU TOLD RECENTLY AT THE OFFICE? 421 00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:19,371 EVERYBODY IS JUST, LIKE, GIGGLING ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME, 422 00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:20,455 AND I HAVEN'T HEARD IT YET. 423 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,665 - OH, GOSH. 424 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:22,958 OKAY. UM... 425 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,460 ALL RIGHT, IT GOES LIKE THIS. - YEAH. 426 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:25,794 - SO, THERE'S THIS WOMAN, AND-- 427 00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:30,632 - [laughs] 428 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,467 - OKAY. - [chuckles] I'M SORRY! 429 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,594 - GOOD AUDIENCE. 430 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,679 - YEAH, I'M SORRY. I LOVE IT ALREADY. 431 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,890 I LOVE IT ALREADY. [laughing] 432 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,349 - AWESOME. OKAY. 433 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,977 WELL, THIS SHOULD GO WELL. UM... 434 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:46,023 SO THERE'S--THERE'S A WOMAN, AND SHE GOES TO HER DOCTOR. 435 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,817 - SHE GOES TO HER DOCTOR! IT'S ALREADY FUNNY. 436 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,361 [laughing] IT'S ALREADY FUNNY. 437 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,488 - NO, I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE SETUP YET. 438 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:56,366 - [laughing] 439 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,369 - SO, SHE GOES TO HER DOCTOR, AND SHE, UM... 440 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,662 SHE SAYS TO HER DOCTOR, "KISS ME." 441 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,165 - [laughs hysterically] 442 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,792 - NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 443 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,544 THAT'S NOT IT. THAT--THAT'S NOT THE PUNCH LINE. 444 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,880 - [laughing] 445 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,590 YOU GOT TO STOP ALREADY. 446 00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,883 YOU'RE KILLING ME OVER HERE. 447 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,343 - OH, YOU-- 448 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,803 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU THINK THE JOKE IS OVER, BUT IT'S NOT. 449 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,846 IT'S ACTUALLY JUST STARTING. 450 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:22,059 - [laughing hysterically] 451 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,060 - OKAY. SO I'M GONNA-- 452 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,186 I'M JUST GONNA SPEED UP. 453 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,896 SO SHE SAYS TO HER DOCTOR, "KISS ME," 454 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:28,440 AND HE SAYS, "I CAN'T. IT WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL." 455 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,193 - [laughing] - NO. NO, NOT EVEN CLOSE. 456 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,530 SHE SAYS--HE SAYS, "THAT WOULD BE UNPROFESSIONAL," 457 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,949 AND THEN SHE SAYS, SHE KEEPS ASKING HIM, 458 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,367 AND HE SAYS, "NO, NO, NO." 459 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,786 HAPPENS THREE TIMES LIKE THAT. 460 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,704 FINALLY, AT THE END, SHE SAYS, 461 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,916 "KISS ME," AND HE SAYS, 462 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,210 "I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HAVING SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW." 463 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:55,634 - THEN WHAT HAPPENS? 464 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,053 - [stammers] I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW. 465 00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:01,306 THEN, I GUESS SHE-- SHE PROBABLY SUED HIM 466 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,349 FOR MALPRACTICE? 467 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:06,228 - [laughs] 468 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,730 SUED HIM FOR MALPRACTICE. 469 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,900 [hysterical gibberish] 470 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,778 - SO YOU KNOW THAT WASN'T-- THAT WASN'T THE PUNCH LINE? 471 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,154 - THAT WASN'T THE PUNCH LINE? 472 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,739 - NO. THE PUNCH-- - THERE'S MORE? 473 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,616 [laughing] - NO, THERE'S NOT. 474 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,325 THERE'S NOT MORE. 475 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,994 - THERE'S MORE TO THE JOKE? 476 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,455 - NO, THERE-- THERE'S ACTUALLY LESS. 477 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:29,334 - WELL, THAT'S IT! YOU TURNED IT AROUND! 478 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,253 - NO, THERE'S-- - YOU TURNED IT AROUND! 479 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,839 - THE JOKE-- - HE SAID LESS! 480 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,132 - THE JOKE WAS-- - THERE CAN'T BE LESS. 481 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,217 - THE PUNCH LINE WAS THE ONLY PART THAT YOU DIDN'T LAUGH AT. 482 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,894 - [laughs] WHAT THE [bleep]? 483 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,145 YOU GOT ME! - YOU GOT ME. 484 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:51,690 YOU WERE DOING A JOKE THE WHOLE TIME! 485 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:52,733 YOU WERE DOING A WEIRD CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME. 486 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:56,194 - OH, MY GOD, YES. YES. 487 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,113 I LOVE THE MALPRACTICE STUFF. 488 00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:02,034 THE MALPRACTICE PUNCH LINE IS HILARIOUS. 489 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,285 - SO YOU WEREN'T DOING A CHARACTER? 490 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,204 - WHAT CHARACT--WHAT CHARACTER? - OKAY. 491 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,789 THIS IS SOME CRAZY [bleep]. 492 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,085 - HEY, YO, DID YOU EVER HEAR MY THEORY 493 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,295 ABOUT FLYING, THOUGH? 494 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,463 - MM-MM. 495 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:18,508 - THE REASON YOU HAVE TO JERK OFF BEFORE YOU FLY-- 496 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,261 - WHO DOES? WHAT? 497 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,806 - EVERYBODY JERKS OFF BEFORE THEY FLY. 498 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,642 - I THINK YOU NEED TO LOOK UP THE WORD "EVERYBODY." 499 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,310 - WELL, LOOK. OKAY. 500 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,063 MAYBE... 501 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,272 YOU'RE AN EXCEPTION TO THE RULE, 502 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,984 BUT I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT EVERYBODY ELSE 503 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,986 GETS MASSIVE BONERS OR WHATEVER AND JERKS OFF-- 504 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,781 - I'M SORRY. GETS MASSIVE BONERS 505 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:41,907 BEFORE THEY GET ON THE PLANE? - YEAH. 506 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,116 I THINK THERE'S A PHYSIOLOGICAL REASON. 507 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,952 YOU'RE ABOUT TO FLY. YOU MIGHT DIE. 508 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,787 YOUR BODY KNOWS YOU MIGHT DIE. 509 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,497 IT'S LIKE GOING OFF TO WAR. 510 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,333 YOU NEED TO GET THAT SPERM OUT. 511 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,459 - PROPAGATE THE SPECIES. 512 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,920 - JUST LIKE RIGHT BEFORE THIS TRIP. 513 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,216 - ♪ I'M GONNA DO MY ONE LINE HERE ♪ 514 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,175 - OH, YEAH. 515 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,807 - COMFORT OF THE FIERY WINGSES... 516 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:10,435 SSS-MEPHISTOPHELES. 517 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,436 [crew laughter] 36488

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