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ah presents me Cassie

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welcome home bus I'm so glad you're home

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I just wanted you know how glad I am to

see you got a tattoo to just say it I

saw it

Oh wonderful to have a man in the house

again I get so tired of females a tattoo

what possessed him to do such a childish

thing it's on his arm it's a bleeding

heart I love him I want to get one

myself you yeah can i mom can I get a

tattoo one tattoo in the family is

enough what do you want to get a tattoo

for because it's hard I was bleeding for

Laura Murdoch what do you ran off and

join the Navy

that'll do Gussie all sailors have

tattoos busk up on because Laura Murdoch

wouldn't marry him

but you anything that's why I joined the

Navy isn't no he joined the Navy because

he wanted to see the world I guess I

just better be getting off to school now

that old principal gets mad as a hornet

of all as teachers aren't there by 8:30

oh god see you want a ride no I'm sure

that early oh this is Riley I don't know

how I'm gonna like it here now I mean

there's only one bathroom and I know how

men can mess up a bathroom

I'm sorry that you feel that way Carlota

well I may decide to move well all I

require is one month's notice I'll think

about it but most men are tidier in the

bathrooms she is I don't see mom she

makes a mess out of everything she's got

her pants and her stockings up to dry

she washes her hair and doesn't even

clean out the basin Hong Kong I'm eating

my breakfast

hi when'd you get home last night

you don't remember me uh Judy right yeah

I've come by to pick up Gus

oh well no she's eating I know oh come

in she's in the kitchen

she got in last night yeah you're gonna

stay around for a while no good I guess

I'll see you later huh uh-huh bye miss

Martin what's the matter it's all right

don't touch me dear it's all right I

just had these little attacks once oh

well I'm just gonna be fine I'll just be

fine here

thank you see ya morning mrs. Riley

morning Judy sit down I'll give you some

pancakes okay hi Judy hi

good morning Judy morning Paula how's

your mother

oh she's all right you know how mom is

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do I got it go the neighbors are gonna

ask us to move if he keeps that racket

up every more I see you later bye bye be

quiet still I'm here hurry up I've got a

lab testing ever see this morning and I

haven't cracked a book yet you know I

don't see how any girl could turn down a

girl like us

the man she married has a lot of money

what's money compared to bus the Sun

doesn't rise and set on bus Riley I

think he's creative him Rock Hudson

Gordon Cooper Harry Graham and George

Maharis well remember that he's human

too

he has his faults he's not Superman

sleep in his house

hey mommy look you're quite a girl gussy

that's prettiest power hey I think so

why Paula still stuck on herself bet she

is

she always was hey if you go there in

the parlor looking at bag of mine I got

a surprise why a present by bus all

right bye mrs. Riley by doing if you

never have another friend in the world

guess you'll make up for it well it's

good to be a big shot to some what I

remembered you like pancakes for

breakfast anything else yeah mom you got

any do Sam sausages sausages it'll be

so camera

always wanted account better again I

couldn't tell you I got a shower a cm to

school

see a quick run over to the grocery

store and get a package of those little

sausages that he likes hope you like

Christine I don't care if you are humans

and for breakfast so hurry

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I gotta run an ad wanna come with me

sure

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he's gorgeous

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it's nine straight up sir you're going

to make your flight

alright Simmons you can take the bags

out to the car tell Jeffries I'll be

down directly

I'm just been looking on my wife Roman

very good sir

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and I got so used to the Navy after

three years mom I yeah I don't know it's

gonna feel it coming on this civilian

you know in the service they've always

got a job boy and they got some clown

over here to make sure you doing that

chair in civilian life I guess you got

to find your own way you know

responsibilities obligations

AMW garage needs a new mechanic I think

that les has just been waiting for you

to come home and take the job

no I don't want the job

plus you're a wonderful mechanic oh yeah

I see this friend of mine you made job

offer

my name's Spence he lives here the more

teaching you want to be an undertaker

out in alarm Undertaker's anymore mom

they call a mortician

oh you think you'd be happy in that kind

of work yeah working with dead people do

that all we have to Alma we find I don't

give up and I'm just a fortunate for me

you'd have a future as a mechanic and

own your own garage someday and you

could take a night course in engineering

I'll be four or five years what's your

hurry you're young I just

I want a job they'll give me respect why

can't a mechanic have respect you know

what you think of a new super Rover see

old Spence my old clothes don't fit

anymore

think about a key to the new ones see

you later mom but Laurel Murdock got

married to an older man with lots of

money I knew you'd find out sooner or

later

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I dreaded telling you it's okay

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did anybody here happen to see Alice

Murchison's hair last night hideous

I'm convinced the poor dear is multi

I've told her I swear I did you know me

after three galleries

I said Alice darling if that isn't a wig

you're wearing you should sue your

hairdresser you didn't I did on a bride

really I've seen buildings condemned on

less provocation I'll bid spade I pass

your bid dear of the heart

no that's insufficient dear your partner

bid one Spade towards them two no Trump

me they team with a kamikaze pilot Oh

waiter yes ma'am another scotch and Soda

and tell the barkeep to spill some in

the glass this time would you care for

anything else ladies

no thank you not me it's a little early

in the day to start drinking isn't it

not to me I'm on rocky mountain time

scotch and soda - soda here little buddy

of yours is back in town yeah who's that

what's Riley that's Riley when did he

get back mmm yesterday they aren't that

nice guy buzz did you ever meet him no

boy I've heard of him but never met her

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if you can start this car I'll take your

car and 50 bucks how many miles in truth

fifty thousand

it's not bad well it's got good tires

but

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well go ahead try it what you do never

mind

just try it

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oh you pussy right when you're gonna

come work for me you just clean my

windshield off will ya

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hello bus

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aren't you even gonna say hello to me

yeah I'm thinking about it easy car yeah

yes have I done much damage buzz No

I saw that if it I feel he is such a

long time look well you better you

better back your car so I can sighing

blood okay but I'm sorry

buzzer it was all my fault no I it's a

it's a it's a small accident nobody's

nobody's dead

play

who we need to go for a cup of coffee

something no I don't think so

please wait what about the car

can I please pay for the damage no

there's no damage done

look why don't why don't we just forget

it okay I'll see her

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you just heard is coming up pretty soon

heading a dress rehearsal or Lady hunt

tonight west of town

giant my holiday when one of my cats was

hit by a moving van she's lying there

not so much life she was a sight when I

first brought her here a space as an

artist he doesn't up to they look like

tourists girls come on Spencer didn't

you yeah where do you been all this time

oh yeah yes I think Spencer taught me

push what are you doing here boy

I'll have no more drinking around here

you'll have to see through the ceremony

today coming from miles Roger I want you

on your best behavior I got you a

postcard from Hong Kong how are those

Chinese girl you're back home for good

but yeah yeah I am well it's good to

hear that it's good to have someone so

lively as you are on a place like this

yeah Spence

yeah

I'm I'm looking for a job now your kid

yeah come into my office I think we can

talk better than Spence yeah but

you remember you told me once it

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that you might have a job when we want

to go the Navy yeah I did didn't I did

you mean sugar I'm married I said I'd

send you the night school for a year

learned the trade didn't I'm gonna make

something myself I'd work hard I

wouldn't let you down and I'd like to

get started right away all right kid

you're hired

I'll send you the mortician school at

night

during the day you can help around here

I'll take care of all your expenses and

and I'll pay $100 a week guys that

that's great

look bus why don't you go home pack all

your stuff and come on over and move in

as soon as you can mmm even moving yeah

yeah sure I want you here with me

well yeah but I did I didn't know you

want me to move in I'm a lonely man

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no no he showed up yet well I'll tell

him if I see okay it's a matter of us we

look like it just came from a funeral

oh yeah yeah yeah who died all right I

guess I did

oh yeah we oh I'm okay but oh I almost

forgot

just before you came in Laurel called

for me something about her insurance

company meeting particulars said you

know what it was all about he heard a

phone at home right away she said yeah

and the status changed

three years you know it even feels too

fat but nothing stands still kid nothing

I guess not

look bus I know it's none of my business

but well you went along I always figure

it out you know it's like you say

nothing stands to

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got any ideas now that you're back bust

by what you're gonna do no no hi I

thought I'd everything figured out I'm

not so sure I kept telling myself how

you know the whole time I was awaited

and I was I was coming back to something

but I'm back I guess I gotta get a job

job things are pretty tight right now

yeah yeah I know how does a guy get a

job a decent job without a kind of

Jersey kitchen you were a machinist in

the Navy get a job at A&W they need a

mechanic grease monkey

FL no thanks oh you're so right maybe

you'd like to serve muffins at the

colonial - I'm sorry boss I'll go down

to the bank and suggest that they make

you president

hey do me a favor huh drop dead my name

is Wallace Slocum friends call me Wally

you'll pardon me for eavesdropping I can

offer a young man like you an important

future

I've known this boy quite a few years

mr. Slocum his name's buster Riley well

I'm glad to meet you pleasure

I'll be at my office in half an hour why

don't you drop in and see me then oh

yeah yeah hold on I remember now

it's not a job I'm offering you the

future

beep - change comes in here every day

caddy always has plenty of money what's

the card say all our slogan

so what the plaza says the game the

atomic method why don't we go for a hike

and take some pictures I'd like to but I

can't I have to do the housework can't

you let it go for a day if I let it go

I'll just have twice as much to do

tomorrow want me to help you want to

yeah I'll help okay come on I told your

father to stay out of the Laguna Juana

it's full of crocodiles maybe father not

care anymore now that hated cheese yet

juveniles from my village

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I mean to make everything else he over

one hi mom

you bring me back my father but I went

back your village the one I swear I will

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I brought gussy home to help me it's

nice

your groceries for supper yes

how we gonna have meatloaf when you

think of something better than meatloaf

listen I have mr. practice tonight I'd

have time for anything

yeah bet Gus he thinks I'm horrible

mother

he's seeing around the house all day

tell the truth I haven't been feeling so

well lately have my honey no I'm happy

Julie honey

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oMG ashtrays

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well I can always count on mother to

empty the ashtrays remember now it's not

our vacuum sweeper you are selling but a

new scientific method of sanitizing the

home never be sent yourself to the

housewife as a salesman never you are

offering her an opportunity to share in

the latest scientific research and to

protect her loved ones you must think of

yourself as an agent who is fulfilling

the American housewife needs

you must understand those needs the

American housewife is sometimes are very

lonely woman rattling she is your

responsibility

yeah responsible yeah and it's a serious

responsibility when you approach her do

and I feel it necessary to keep smiling

in fact you need to smile at all smiles

only press anyone today we're more

impressed by Mansbridge ANSI urgency

yeah

oh I trust you have a becoming business

it well yeah excellent excellent

it's most important in this work to

create a favourable first impression oh

trying to get a manicure on Oh am I

ready I'm expecting big things of you

thank you

were there any Carlsen your husband

phoned to say that he'd be delayed a few

more days no he said he'd call back

dinner mr. Reilly call no ma'am

Thank You Simmons

I'm mr. Ogilvie please mistaken

Benji hi hey I was wondering if you

might do me a favor that is if you're

not busy tonight good

well Ellis is out of town again and I

just can't face another evening alone

with the television set and I was

wondering would you mind terribly taking

an old married lady out on the town

tonight oh no no no you don't have to

come all the way over here I'll pick you

up about 9:00 okay oh thank you so much

Benji okay

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mrs. Riley

mrs. Bradley I don't know how much more

I can take

your son's disturbing my breath I'm I'm

trying to cure one of my sick headaches

Riley must be sold strippers

mrs. Riley I'll speak to him Carlotta

I'm sorry about your headache oh you're

going to be a mortician no no no no no

never know what kind of a job is it what

is it I can't tell you much because it's

very very scientific scientific yes I am

Tiffany I must tell you that you see

mother it's a whole new revolutionary

way of living I believe yes

revolutionary scientific top secret I

can tell you would you please try to be

more quiet around the house Oh Carlotta

is a very highly strung and sometimes

she comes home with nervous headaches

death

poor yeah all right lovey thank you

I didn't even color poorly headaches

yeah

say you got a headache today school all

right I love him car me too I'm hot

burgers okay I'm wild about convertible

I'm gonna miss the old car was one of

the few things that your father left to

us you had a thought while you were in

the shower

mm-hmm some girl she didn't care leave

her name but I'm sure it was Laurel akin

oh I'm sure it wasn't I'm sure it wasn't

a girl in laurels position does not go

around calling boys

I wouldn't shame you just don't know

what kind of girl she is that's all I

find she's not our Father

Paula you've just been listening to

gossip it's not gossip it's only common

knowledge is you sure

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ouch who is the chick over there in the

blue sweater that's the new minister

hallelujah I found a way

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when you fellows have

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scotch on the rocks for me please

okay

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what are you doing after work tonight

sugar nothing that would interest you

stretch two beers and coke

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yeah thanks now

about their nothing that would introduce

trench Nazi

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it's your old girlfriend bus

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hi handsome wanna lift no thanks

said all you have to do right around

pick up guys getting lift sure it's my

favorite pastime giving what have you

boyfriend always not a boyfriend he's a

friend come on

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no no thanks Oh are we proud

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you're just wasting time

you might as well give in what is it

Laurel please get in what for I want to

talk to you

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I don't see the point I won't make a

pass I promise

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I just gotta talk to you bus okay

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that was a place we first met remember

that

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you're the scrawny is life god I had

ever seen you filled out since then

some of you can I take that as a

compliment

yeah

just don't build anything out of it you

didn't used to be so careful with your

conference you used to think I was all

there was whole department store your

stuff I didn't even get to see you in

your little little sailor suit

I never saw you on your bridal gown you

did wear white didn't ya

I could I live without that remark what

do you expect I'm gonna be doing it

anyway yeah

why are we trying to prove I'm not

trying to prove anything you got what

you wanted I did it for you daddy made

me agree to marry Ellis he could have

put you in prison boss he would have I

was only 17 all he had to do was give us

consent that's all I didn't want him to

set me up in business you came back

he swore you never would I came back

because I wanted to make something of

myself but I have to start somewhere

make something of me bus chomps feel

mrs. Aiken

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now let's get out of here please take me

home Pass Ellis is away and I'm all

alone I've gotta talk to somebody please

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yeah I'm just miserable yeah

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misery's a big club but there's one nice

thing about it and anybody can join

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aren't you ever gonna drink anything

stronger than coke no just because your

father was a lush doesn't mean you have

to be you're missing a lot of fun maybe

not I would just love to see you get

turned down sometimes why don't you like

me anymore no I like you lord

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I just got no hear oh yeah

I bet you haven't

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I bet you're afraid to kiss me why why

should I be cuz cuz if you kiss me just

once you'd be just as hooked as you ever

were

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say that's nectar there's no husband you

ever give you any fun I hate you couple

of minutes ago you were mad fuck

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come on don't be mad

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yeah I don't know oh you never let up

dude

to

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mrs. Griswold well these are this the

jewels Griswold residence he's a

multimillionaire

he lives in a big estate way down there

always got 30 rooms half a bath

automobiles love I beg your pardon madam

I hope I haven't disturbed you say up

what made you think this was the

Griswold Hall

what is such a charming house such

excellent taste

thank you it's new we like it you see My

partner and i were just delivering

something to the Griswolds the results

of the latest research at the atomic

development center in the city yes this

case contains the results of several

years of scientific experiments what is

it a revolutionary device medow atomic

sciences finally turned to the American

home could I see it maybe the Griswold

specify an exact time we would have here

their money well what difference will a

few more minutes make up set I'll make

it up to him next time I see him at the

club we sometimes play squash together

Oh Riley would you mind unpacking a

product for me

do you realize madam that over half the

deaths in this great country are caused

by bacteria in the home yeah every home

is a nesting place for bacteria germs

and larvae what sad fact that last Tommy

researchers finally put it into this

unfortunate condition every home can now

be as thoroughly clean and sanitary

there's a hospital laboratory

Oh Riley would you please place one of

our nuclear miss bums moms oh never fear

madam nuclear miss bomb is the most

vital agent fighting disease in our

country today shall we uh dentistry oh

yes please do yeah

now this bomb like all bombs makes a

noise but I don't think you'll find it

too disturbing thank you calm down

are we ready now

relax exactly ten minutes this room will

be completely disinfected and then my

partner will apply our new vacuum

attachment that absorbs all the bacteria

that have been destroyed

carpets draperies furniture our atomic

mismo maybe you'd like to cut the coffee

while we're waiting if you're sure it's

no trouble

so

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ma'am do you realize how many deaths

each year are caused by germs inside the

home I divorced the only German side

this home three months ago well more

than more than half yes each year you

know something you're cute when's your

birthday April April 3rd I have a very

interesting attachment ma'am that's

Aries they get along just great with

Aries man see I am Capricorn and

Capricorn and air is get together it's

absolutely dynamic was a Gemini they're

no fun at all yeah well I really don't

know much about that man call me joy joy

Gemini's are awful squares

you're not square are you lynx-o

why be square I always say girls round

we don't like square things do you uh

it's not there was something I believe

in he has P to it

all right now my sense to stone me here

gonna kiss me

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you need to tell me you have a daughter

a little older than you think Chris as

Mary okay yeah practically a child I'd

never hard to believe I was elected

beauty queen in school really mm-hmm

my husband was insanely jealous of me

yes I bet he was

he divorced me and went to live in

California I don't get enough alimony to

have a maid I have to do all the

housework myself so too bad I get

terribly lonely at times oh yeah I can't

understand how any man could walk often

leave a beautiful woman thank you but he

did what did I do to have such a

terrible lie Hey you mustn't feel that

way

I thought you played volleyball on

Thursdays Judy I didn't know this was

your home forget it you have to

apologize it's happened before what I've

come home and Pam mother with a a friend

Hey look I was just trying to be

understanding I mean I'm trying to sell

something I'm sorry I missed em sir

did she buy

yeah I don't know hoping to pay for we

have to pay the grocery bill into I

can't

I'll Thailand we're under the product

just or something okay yeah

okay

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listen you know every time I come in

this house that maid of yours treats me

like a burglar it's a very middle class

to wonder what the certain speck

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say yeah let's make that it may not be

any of my business but Tim doesn't as

many guys ever ever sure oh well he was

here last Sunday but he had to fly to

Iran to see some more oil wealth yeah

say Oh how would you like to go for a

ride why it's so comfy here wow I

thought maybe you might like to change I

mean we've never been out this room

since I've been back

well there's everything here we want

isn't it funny how some people have a

little show yeah swimming yeah

bowling hmm well you said yourself that

we shouldn't be seen out together

yeah well this place has to be like a

cage yeah you know that sir it's the

thinnest watch I've ever seen why don't

you keep it

No oh go on he'll never miss it he's got

dozens oh no don't be so moral for

heaven's sakes pretty hmm yeah

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it's Riley this is Riley I'm giving my

months notice but I'm moving out today

Oh what I'm sorry car light is anything

wrong oh yes mrs. Riley there's a great

deal one I cannot live in this house

that boy of yours any more he comes in

at all hours of the night and he sounds

like some wild man from Borneo and he

turned this place into a jungle and he

appears at Mahal he's not fully clothed

the school semester is almost over Carla

oh I know that but I just I just can't

risk the chance of having another

nervous breakdown all right sorry

here are the keys tomorrow

goodbye

yes mom its Julie hi Julie

but um my house burned down last night I

see my mother's dead she must have been

smoking in bed again

for your friends stay here with us

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you wanna rap with me yeah Judy you go

to the cemetery with bus

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I hated her sometimes but I loved her

too

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is that what life is just loving and

hating isn't it some kind of love that

leaves you peaceful inside when I was a

kid I saw newspapers and I carried out

the country club

later when I was a little older I am I

live quite at the lake and I saved all

my money because I knew one day that I'd

want to go to college thinking all the

time my father was investing until the

day came for me to go to college and I

wasn't there he'd he'd spin it all on

liquor oh bus yeah but I used to blame

him and I used to hate him because I

thought he did these things too despite

me

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yeah

it's so hard not date them and you don't

want to hate them no I used to get so

angry at my mother that sometimes I

thought I could kill her that I realized

how sick she was and how unhappy I felt

terribly ashamed

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you know it seems you have to you have

to forgive everybody

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what's wrong what am i what am i doing

what I miserable why I quit my job for

one thing well get another you got any

suggestions honey I don't know anything

I just oh I hate myself every time I

leave this place why I don't know why I

just do it appear in conscience no a

Puritan conscience has nothing to do

with it I just don't feel myself much of

a man well I think you're very much of a

man

nice tea hmm you're talking about one

thing yeah

and I'm talking about another

for instance

yeah man isn't much of a man unless it

means something to someone who don't you

think you means something to me now we

make love over and over again yeah and I

never get this anyway because we end up

right in this role all right LLL get the

boats and we can we could take a cruise

over hey yes all right

is that your idea of getting someplace

what do you want to get I want them to

give me something like what my kids

family a whole you know I know we get

off of it please

okay sweetheart listen I'm gonna cut out

huh I'm gonna get home early

oh don't go I'm not gonna go I'm not

going through this routine over over

again you've got another girl call you

later hall will you come tomorrow maybe

maybe what do you mean maybe you're

trying to get rid of me why don't you

get off it call me all right

promise yeah I said I would you don't

call you don't you call me don't you

ever call me again

well what am I gonna do now little part

seeing you all day and being with your

mind long got nothing to do that's your

problem

I just don't see why you can't stay with

us forever because I'm a minor I have to

live with my next of kin you haven't

seen your father's into her baby it

doesn't make any difference were your

friends

I know that

the only way I could stay is if I quit

school got a job wouldn't be wonderful

you could Mary Beth I came to rob place

well see this is the first time you've

been home before morning never mind

never mind

ages Big Love

I love you

but you've been doing just outright

around fine we're up and down the road

just looking a little pretty scenery

want to go want to go for a come on

better change no I don't think I want to

go all right

I'm tired very tired yeah I am what come

on carnival how old are you 17

right I just wanted you were you see mom

Bobby you teen soon well you still seem

long why I guess I grew up pretty fast

taking care of mother

oh yeah

what do you think of me I think you're

the nicest man I ever met

really yes

I

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I I guess it was the way you talked to

me that day

you know exactly what I felt as if you

looked inside and seen everything that

was there via date a mini voice no not

really I was never very attracted to

boys my own age and were they to me

and we spent like their mother

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what if you like with me Judy a girl

I want to kiss you

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thank you you don't have to thank me

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a male model well you said you wanted

another job yeah I know about modeling

they teach you and as I said it pays

very well yeah what's his name oh I see

all right he's in the Colfax building in

the city a tenth of market he's on the

16th floor yeah yeah all right all right

yeah yeah later what was that all about

nothing

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yes yeah through hey that's wonderful

bus this is all bike you belong to Oh

big shot around town named Jules

Griswold he inherited a lot of money a

couple of years ago hey yeah would you

do me a favor bust

this wasn't oh come on I cancelled all

your fuel bill with me it was $36 now

you don't owe me a cent all right when

you take the car after all yeah yeah he

and his wife are living it up and the

old have a Meier's day you know what

that is don't you

yeah it's on the edge of town yeah yeah

all right I gotta clean up though well

he wants it as soon as possible maybe

you better go now

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here it is come on you two hurry up

can't keep Benji waiting at the top all

day hi there

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come on honey hurry up hurry up we'll

never get there we'll drop you off at

the garage diner where it is came from

we gotta hurry on over at the club some

of our friends we have Marie

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you are you like to make this some time

Judy maybe I told him to chew and I

would drive up the summer to see her oh

yeah uh Nichols I just want to walk her

out okay

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see you soon goodbye bye

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thank you

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very young for age but she's very bad oh

she knows and she knows how to cook you

trying to tell me something

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hazal first mayor the court tonight

before that's how I have to tell you

well for you not my father can't still

get his car tonight huh

I suppose he could what are you laughing

at Bertram

have him she's laughing because I don't

have a date with Stu well have you got a

date with Larry O'Brien he's new in town

Bryan Bryan good name I swear I don't

you owe us - how much have you quit

going steady with - not exactly

then why are you dating somebody else I

don't see why I have to tell anybody

where I'm doing somebody else I was just

curious that's all I just seen this sir

so Bryan came down at the king said it's

bad news he's no good

what's that right that's right well I'd

like to know who you think you are bus

Riley criticizing the guys I date

two-timing they've got a two-timing I'm

not two-timing anybody to do knows I'm

going out with other boys besides we

both decided that I'm too young to go

steady huh

well tell me something princess what am

I supposed to look for a car

I don't see why you need one anyway

Paula you know that bus makes some of

his delivers at night it was that right

well that's what you think

he doesn't make any deliveries at night

he just drives over that floozies house

and stays there until morning

what did you say you heard Paula I don't

think I know what you're talking about

ask him ask him where it goes at night

and ask him where I got that new

wristwatch to you Paula I don't care

it's been bossing you around long enough

makes me mad bus

don't let Paul upset you

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is it true did she give you the watch

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ya know bus

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go ahead give me how tell me I'm alone

no good I never much anything no I won't

because that's what you're telling

yourself it's true you're acting just

the way you did before you live

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you're losing your self-respect you're

walking around with a chip on your

shoulder I feel like I'm not even a

booby hatch I wish I could help but I

don't know what to say

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so Paula she can have the car

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us where you going

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get a drink

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but I told you always to call before

coming here

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I'm sorry about the other day you're mad

at me right

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Laura I want to talk to you

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I want you to tell me something you

never really wanted to marry me did you

hmm there was a lot of hot air about

your old man I'm living it wasn't it

even one tomorrow

admitted its truth that's not true

exactly I did want to marry but it never

would have worked out you know that tell

me why buzz look I've got a few guests

coming for dinner why don't you come

back about midnight I'm gonna talk about

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I don't love you Laurel that's not true

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yeah it's true

no you do love me I still

I used to I used to think the Sun was

every morning just so I could see that

pretty face I used to think 19 so we

could light each other's arms not

anymore no I'm going I'm never coming

back oh don't go i huh

I can't respect us

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I'll kill myself if you leave me

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probably will be down for hours so let's

have a drink

how are you I'm fine never you see now I

what's your name again

Riley what that's right

of course this is a mrs. to olds

Griswold mr. Riley and mr. Griswold how

do you do

Riley Riley I've heard that name

mentioned in the last few days you the

Riley who lives out near Sevenoaks no no

find George that's it you're the chap

who worked on my Lincoln yeah yeah

you're a great mechanic young man you

know that why that car has worked like

magic ever since you fixed it you're a

great mechanic right I'm great

yes yes I am

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buzz hi hi mom's been worried about you

huh

I wanted to thank you for letting us

here's the card okay yeah thanks John

I'm Mario Brian white sure want to thank

you for letting us use the car it's okay

why don't you go get the car yeah is

everything okay yeah I wanted to say

that I'm sorry for everything I said

it's up that's nice

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have a good time yeah

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don't stay out too late and don't don't

drive too fast

no I'm talking these nicely yeah yeah

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honest-to-goodness bus Riley where are

you bill I have just been worried sick

easy you're not something on me drunk

come on

I've been hot been worrying yes I'm

sorry

I was always out thinking thinking about

what

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my mom this opposes any way of getting

rid of a damn tattoo

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[Applause]

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the coffee honest oh no well what do you

say we put on a pun you know it seems

like a long time since we Riley's just

sit around together and had a good talk