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Cow Cow Finance, led by Ushijima,

are loan sharks who lend money to debtors

not able to borrow any more from elsewhere.

They charge 50% interest every 10 days.

At times they even charge 30% daily. Nearly impossible to repay.

But they collect.

I'm the baddest!

Ushijima works with his old friend and right-hand man Ezaki.

Ex-nightclub host Takada.

Inui is another childhood friend and informant.

They're a close-knit team.

An income-gap society is here to stay.

As the gap between the rich and poor widens, where will you stand?

Do you want to make lots of money?

I once made a hundred million yen in a month.

Are you disappointed in your life?

Will you die lonely, unfulfilled and dreaming of what could have been?

Have you given up on your life as fixed?

Your life is over once you've given up.

I will teach you the philosophy of my success.

Turn your life around with me at Tenjo Seminar!

"Get rich instantly!" "Free seminars!"

"I'm the principal, Kakeru Tenjo."

How fishy.

I'm Sawamura. Are there any jobs available tomorrow?

Oh, that's great.

Yes, thank you.

What a relief... No wait, should I be satisfied?

I went to check it out but the rent was 500,000 yen.

Pretty girls. Good food. Nice cars. Things I want are everywhere.

Things that I can't have.

I'll probably never meet girls like her.

There's no way that's legit.

But it's free.

- Wanna go to a girls' bar? - Sure.

There's a dumb, trashy new girl who seems easy.

Awesome. Let's go.

The full-timers are lucky they have money to spare.

No more singing!

Sorry.

Full-timers can go to hell.

What's your name again?

Shinji Sawamura.

So, Sawamura. How much do you make a month?

120 to 130k at best.

I see.

I don't make as much now, but

I made 400k during the bubble economy.

The full-timers only make 300k, tops.

They have no right to boss a guy like me around.

400,000 yen a month!

Right?

Hey, you!

Do me tonight.

What are you looking at?

I'm a great guy! See?

- Oh, sorry! - It's OK.

Hey, give it a rest, will you?

I have a dream, too!

But I'm content now.

Do you understand?

Sorry. Hey, Mr. Sakagishi!

We haven't met since high school.

Yeah, it's been so long.

I see you in magazines sometimes. Cool!

Only cover girls can hope to make a living.

I still can't quit my part-time job.

It must be hard.

Rina lives in a glamorous world now, totally different from us. Right, Kaori?

Were you listening? I said that's not the case.

I want to find a great guy and get married.

Hey, that's mine!

Mind if we join you?

I make 7 million yen a year.

Men who brag about themselves are tacky.

Get lost.

You said you would pay.

Don't worry about it.

What's this?

You don't have to pay back loan sharks.

Borrow money from them.

Yo, Sakagishi. What's up?

You owe us interest.

I don't have money!

Don't mess with us!

Ow! You're hurting me!

He's 5,000 yen short.

- Who are you? - His friend?

No, we just met at work today.

But you know him. Pay his 5,000 yen.

Pay them, Sawamura. I'll pay you back.

I'm a great guy!

I paid for our drinks so I'm broke.

He'll pay. He's my buddy.

No I'm not! We're strangers!

Take him away.

Let's go! Come on!

No! No!

If you need money, just ask.

Gosh, there really are no decent guys around.

Hey, ladies.

You're a model, aren't you? And you? Do you have an agent?

No, I don't.

I don't know small agencies...

Hey, stop wasting our time.

Are you interested in celebrity parties?

- What? - How fishy.

Get lost.

Come on. Let's go.

Hey, ladies!

Do you know Kakeru Tenjo?

That shady rich-looking guy?

Yeah! Mr. Tenjo is hosting the party.

He's inviting young, charming ladies like you.

He'll pay for your taxi.

Time for the kawaii word game!

Bunnies.

Kawaii.

Skim milk.

Kawaii.

Kangaroo.

Kawaii.

Ooh-la-la.

Kawaii.

Lamb.

Not kawaii at all.

Lambs are cute!

Skim milk isn't!

And what's "ooh-la-la"?

The name of a bar hostess on a name card in your wallet!

"Thanks for coming today."

"I'd love to get to know you better. Love, Ooh-la-la."

Next we'll do this.

Ready? Hit, guard, rock, paper,

wall.

Ow! Ow! Hey!

Wait! Ow! Hold on a sec!

I won that round!

No, you moron, I won.

This is a force field that can block all attacks.

What? I don't get it.

- You complain too much. - Ow! I'm sorry!

It's your fault for not paying back.

Stop running away!

Please stop hitting him.

Don't feel sorry for a loser who drinks at nightclubs without repaying his debt!

No! Ow! Wait!

Ezaki.

That's enough.

Penalty time! Chug some extra-hot sauce!

You weren't done yet?

USHIJIMA THE LOAN SHARK PART 3

What is this place? Wow!

There's a pool!

And a bridge over it!

Oh! You came! He's over there.

Hey, there's Mr. Tenjo!

4 billion yen?

That's right. Private jets aren't too expensive.

4 billion isn't expensive?

It's really Kakeru Tenjo.

I'm such a big fan of yours!

He really exists!

Since we're here, let's network with celebrities.

I'll go talk to him. 163A

100 million yen per second is how much per hour?

Mr. Tenjo, may I join you?

Who is this woman? Don't interrupt us.

We're so sorry, Mr. Tenjo.

Any girl who dives into the pool in her underwear gets a million in cash.

Seriously?

I will!

Can you?

Yes.

You sure?

Yes, I can.

I could never do it.

I will!

- Is that a bikini? - She's wearing pantyhose.

Would she do anything for money?

It's giving off steam.

I did it!

- You go too. - No way!

Mr. Tenjo, maybe I'll do it too.

Don't bother.

Hogari! Hogari!

- Hogari! - Yes!

Sorry! Yes. Sorry.

Sorry. Yes?

How did that plain one get through?

Sorry, she came along.

A tactless ugly woman ruins the party's atmosphere.

- Get rid of her. - Yes.

She doesn't belong here.

Next.

Tenjo's my drinking buddy.

- Come this way. - Why?

This way. Why did you come?

Why did you come?

You invited me to come in Ginza.

Let's step outside.

Her black bra is sexy.

Why are they going together?

Doesn't the first girl get dibs?

It's a Jacuzzi anyway.

So those two should only get half.

I wonder where Yuko went?

Who knows? Maybe she went home.

Here. This is for your taxi home.

Come again, OK?

We get this much?

It's so hard for us to earn this amount.

Money is incredible.

It has such power.

But I don't want to be beaten by money.

This, though, is my fee for attending today, so I'm keeping it.

And I might come again.

What's this?

You know what.

Are you sure, Kamo?

My bonus has been cut so paying my mortgage is hard. Thanks.

You enjoy life, don't you?

I have nothing to look forward to.

What are you implying?

I just meant what I said.

Sorry, I have to get back to work.

Pardon me.

Thank you all for waiting.

And now, here's Mr. Kakeru Tenjo!

Time is money. Not to be wasted.

So I'll get straight to the point.

Online businesses are profitable.

There's no overhead. No stock, no risk. You gain 100% of what you earn.

Listen closely. Today's seminar is free.

That's why I came.

But the know-how to truly make a profit comes at a price.

A million yen for a one-month seminar.

A million yen?

You'll learn how to make that much per month.

Your earnings will multiply.

So is the price a bargain or a rip-off? You decide.

Stop lying!

They're a bunch of con artists!

- That hurt, mister. - Sorry.

I'm mired in debt because of their scam!

I want my money back!

Please leave. We'll call the police.

Go ahead. Call them!

You'll all be arrested for fraud!

Did you properly put the curriculum we provided into practice?

Of course I did!

Very well.

Take a million now or 100 million a few months later. Your choice.

The world map.

Yes.

Where is Japan on the world map?

You think I'm dumb? It's in the center.

Wrong.

This is a world map made in Europe.

Japan is not at the center of the world.

It's at the far right.

Let go of preconceptions.

Making a million a month is easy if you change how you see things.

I, Kakeru Tenjo, will work closely with you until you start making money.

I'll try again.

A million a month! Dreams come true at Tenjo Seminar!

Repeat after me.

A million a month! Dreams come true at Tenjo Seminar!

Louder! Once again!

A million a month! Dreams come true at Tenjo Seminar!

You can do better! Again!

A million a month! Dreams come true at Tenjo Seminar!

Are you joining the seminar?

Hey...

Are you joining Tenjo Seminar?

Me? A million yen is a rip-off.

But if you sell their information packs, you get half the sales.

Information packs?

Were you listening?

In short, it's a packaged version of how to make money based on his experience.

And we get a discount on the list.

A million a month isn't a dream!

What list?

The e-mail addresses of the people interested in buying the information.

You don't seem to know anything but let's stay in touch.

I forgot to say. I'm Shinko-chan.

I'm famous on online BBS.

What's your name?

Who, me?

It's God! God the Second!

Yes, you.

Shinji Sawamura.

I'm Makoto Kiyosaka. Do you have time?

Yes.

Let's go.

What about me?

You interest me. Are you taking risks in your life?

Risks?

Yes. You have to take risks first if you want to succeed.

Then it'll follow you like the roar of this Ferrari.

Money will come after you.

Over there.

Mr. Kamo, a new client.

Open and close the door yourself.

Yes.

Do you know why?

I don't!

To learn how to be self-sufficient?

No, you're not a kid learning morals.

We'd be guilty of confinement if we closed it.

Driver's license, company ID, and phone.

OK.

Wow, Mr. Kamo, you work for a top manufacturer.

The phone is in his name.

So, why do you need a loan?

I'm being blackmailed.

Blackmailed?

Yes. A coworker witnessed me having an affair

and told me to bring money.

I ignored him and was flooded with anonymous calls

and began getting garbage and used condoms in my mailbox.

You know who it is, right?

Call the cops.

I have no concrete evidence. And I can't let my affair be known.

How much do you want?

I need 50k more to pay him.

We charge "ten-fifty" so you get 25k.

That means 50% interest every 10 days.

Here, 25k.

Pay back 50k in 10 days.

All right.

See you in 10 days.

Yes.

You found an easy mark, Mone.

He sneezed so I handed him the ad tissue.

Squeeze him dry.

What will happen to him?

You fool. Someone else will bleed him even if we don't, so it's the same.

I couldn't flatter his fart, could I?

It's not easy!

I should be getting home.

What? But I'm so happy to see you.

Stay and chat with me.

Take me out after work sometime.

Take you out? Sure.

How about some wine? Do you prefer red or white?

Wine?

Thank you!

Damn, that wine cost a lot!

But Karen is so cute.

"Unknown"

Excuse me.

Excuse me!

I'm from Hibari Life Insurance, here for our appointment.

Sorry, I'm busy after all.

I'll call you again sometime.

Ruri, will you lend me some money?

I know you lent me some recently. So I took out a shady loan.

But I'm still 25k short.

Why do you need so much money?

You know Sogabe in Career Development?

He's blackmailing me.

He's threatening to tell my wife about us if I don't pay 300k.

She'll divorce me. Then I'll be broke and won't be able to see you anymore.

First, our corporate philosophy.

Number 1. Bold thinking.

Sound goals.

Careful planning.

Louder, Sogabe.

Number 2. Contribute to society.

Give back to the community.

Achieve personal growth.

Number 3. Be self-disciplined.

Be earth-friendly.

Dream of tomorrow.

"Career Development Section" is just a fancy name for the banishment room.

They have nothing to do after the morning gathering.

The company can't fire employees easily so they herd them

and try to make them quit voluntarily.

It's the company's dumpster.

A salaried worker who has clung to the company loses hope for the future

and threatens a coworker out of resentment. It happens.

Do you want me to investigate further?

No, Inui. That's enough.

These udon noodles bring back memories.

And the senior managing director next to me suddenly farts.

How I react to it will determine my future in the company.

That means more than your daily work.

That's right.

I had to work overtime until so late.

I can't come see you today.

It's not your fault if you had to work.

Be careful on your way home.

See you.

I'm horny but if I go have sex with ugly but cute Ruri I need 10k for a taxi.

I'll take the last train home.

It's not like you to come home to eat.

Could I borrow a million yen?

A million yen? What for?

A seminar.

I plan to start my own online business.

I have to take a risk to do so.

A seminar?

The Internet can't be trusted.

Shinji, do you realize how much a million yen is worth?

You're a tailor who gets no orders. What do you know?

Life isn't that easy.

Make an honest living.

You always deny everything.

Don't deny how I live.

I want out of my miserable life.

I've been saving this up by working part-time since you were born.

Do what you want with it.

Mom.

Thanks.

I still need 50,000 yen.

What do you need 50k for?

I want to join Tenjo Seminar.

What's that?

It's a seminar on online business.

I've seen that on the huge screen in front of the station.

I...

I just eat, sleep and work every day.

Unless I do something, I'll live unsatisfied and unfulfilled until I die.

So I want to change who I am.

We charge 50% interest every 10 days.

Subtract that and you get 25k.

Sign the IOU, then.

This happens if you can't repay.

Listen closely. I'll teach you how to do business online and make loads of money.

First is a very basic aspect of online business, the use of social media.

Be sure to start using Facebook, Twitter, and free blogs.

Keep promoting your fulfilling lifestyle and successful experience.

Go to places where money and successful people gather.

Drink coffee that costs 2,000 yen in a fancy hotel lounge

and get a feel of how rich people live.

Take no heed of any insults you may receive.

I've been accused of preying upon digitally illiterate people

left behind by the information-driven society, but I welcome it.

Bad rumors spread fast.

Good rumors or bad, if people take interest in you,

you can turn your own existence into a huge amount of money.

Buy the "Tenjo Super Method" pack with the complete know-how

and anyone can learn the process.

The price is 2 million yen.

Consider it a self-investment to make 100 million and it's a great bargain.

There's no way I could pay that much.

I'm buying it.

You'll never beat me.

I trusted our company like a parent ever since I joined.

I never dreamed it would dump me.

Unfortunately our company currently can't help all its employees.

It's every man for himself.

That's certainly true for you.

I've heard rumors.

You told lies about me to our boss to bring down my reputation.

You were rated lower than me...

Hey!

Don't blame me for a company decision!

Come on, rumors don't affect personnel changes!

Why are we here?

I want to study English before switching companies.

Sorry to keep bothering you, but could you lend me 150k more?

Does he know by any chance?

That I rewrote his performance review negatively.

I've had it! I'm calling the police!

No, let's install security cameras.

Why? What do you have to hide from the cops?

Is a lover of yours doing this?

Calm down! It's OK! It'll be OK!

What's OK?

Be quiet.

"Loan Agreement"

An additional loan of 200k, Mr. Kamo.

Thanks.

Blackmail again?

Yes. I also need a security camera to get evidence.

Oh. See you in 10 days.

Being a salaried worker must be hard.

How hard could it be? They get paid for sitting at their desks.

Sounds like a breeze to me.

I guess so.

Will he be OK?

Doesn't matter.

We can recoup with his severance pay if we have to.

Eat.

"Make 100 million a month!"

"Affiliate Report"

Nobody accessed again today.

Nobody accessed again today.

A crappy blog with zero page views.

I paid Tenjo Seminar a million yen. What else should I do?

I wonder how he's doing?

It's so elaborate.

I'm Shinko-chan.

I used to be withdrawn from society,

but changed my life at Tenjo Seminar.

I started out with no income,

but within a week I was making 200,000 yen per second.

What I learned at Tenjo Seminar is...

He's way ahead.

Is he using the Tenjo Super Method?

But I can't pay 2 million yen.

I'm Shinko-chan.

Listen closely. Online businesses are do-or-die.

Today my best pupil Kiyosaka will speak to you

about what could be the key to your survival.

I'm starting up a company with Mr. Tenjo's support.

I'll take in a pupil from among you as my partner.

Sell the most "Kiyosaka Hyper Method" packs for 300k to qualify.

His theory is incredible.

Listen closely. He's a genius.

If you win and become his pupil, that means

you also become a direct pupil of mine.

Sir!

My name is Shinko-chan. I profited quickly with the Tenjo Super Method.

I'll sell 30 Kiyosaka Hyper Method packs in a month without fail!

Show results if you want to work with me.

I only trust achievements.

Pass, pass, pass.

I give up.

I've heard about you, Shinji Sawamura.

Who are you?

Who am I?

Mr. Kiyosaka brought me.

I know that.

What's your background? Promote yourself.

The products we sell aren't really the information, but ourselves.

Do women like you? They adore me.

It's because I keep them entertained and present clear-cut benefits.

Likewise, personal branding is the only way to succeed in this society.

Right now I'm a nobody.

A part-time day worker from a poor family.

But...

I used the savings that my mother worked hard for to join Tenjo Seminar.

So...

So I'll succeed at all cost. I want to become rich.

That wasn't much of a promotion but it was moving.

Excuse me. Mr. Tenjo. Oh, excuse me.

Oh, Mr. Tenjo, only amateurs are here today.

OK, everyone! Mr. Kakeru Tenjo will be here shortly!

Let's give him a big hand and cheers when he arrives!

Come over here!

Why are you seated? Stand and come here.

He's coming now...

Clap!

What's your favorite color?

Clear.

Hey, wait!

My name is Shinji Sawamura. Let's exchange LINE IDs.

Hey, what are you doing? Oh, you came again.

Easy work, isn't it? But you have to stay by his side.

I guess not.

Hey.

Want to get some fresh air?

What's your name?

You're an actress, aren't you?

What makes you think so?

I saw you in town being photographed once.

You're out of my league.

I'm just getting started.

Are you one of Mr. Tenjo's pupils?

Sort of. But I'm just getting started.

Are you rich?

Not at all yet. But I intend to work hard and risk my life to succeed.

Will you tell me your LINE ID?

OK, but only if you can walk along the edge to the end.

I'll tell you my ID if you can do it.

You must be kidding. I'll die if I fall.

Why not try risking your life?

You're just being unreasonable.

Hey! What was that all about?

I don't trust guys who are all talk.

I like guys who risk everything they have when they do anything.

If they make one mistake, it's game over. Get it?

You want 2 million more?

I want to win the do-or-die battle.

I need the Tenjo Super Method and a few Kiyosaka Hyper Method packs.

You don't make any sense.

Risks!

A loser like me has to take risks to turn his life around.

The most we can loan you is 200k.

Then loan me 200k!

Why do people buy information packs that cost 2 million yen?

Because they're expensive.

I know a karaoke place with a fancy Jacuzzi in the VIP room.

Want to go today?

Sorry, but my mom is visiting. Maybe some other time.

Oh, your mom...

Excuse me. Karen, you're wanted.

OK.

I'll be right back so don't leave.

Yeah.

Excuse me, sir. This is Ooh-la-la.

This way.

Mr. Shinji Sawamura is here.

Great skin. What's your secret?

Uh... nothing.

The 2 million yen Tenjo Super Method pack included a photo session

and web design done by professionals.

Raise the photo a bit.

It also included consulting for my blog and page views skyrocketed.

But...

The Kiyosaka Hyper Method isn't selling.

Who the hell wants to buy a 300k information pack?

I wonder how he's doing?

I'm Shinko-chan.

"One Kiyosaka Hyper Method pack sold!"

How does he do it?

Damn it!

I'm the best. I can accomplish anything. I'll sell 50 packs in a month!

I'll start making 100 million annually within a year. I'll succeed at all cost!

I'll do it! I'll do it!

I can do it! I can do it!

"Kyo Soccer Hyper Method"?

Is that a new type of scooter?

Network with the rich and you'll get 300k back easily, Karibe.

Change the status quo.

"Status quo"?

I don't know what "status quo" means.

He's too dumb.

Shut up!

I'm trying to get some sleep!

I could never pay that kind of money anyway.

Hard-boiled.

- Shinji came to see you too? - Yeah.

I hear he's trying to sell an iffy product to everyone he knows.

Hard-boiled.

- You think his story is legit? - Who knows?

But I saw Shinji's Facebook page

and he's hanging out with that rich dude Tenjo so I'm curious.

Soft-boiled.

But there's no way we could pay 300k.

Sally, this isn't enough.

What do you want?

I hear you're trying to sell overpriced info packs to your local friends.

A pyramid scheme?

Not at all.

It's the Kiyosaka Hyper Method.

I saw that on a billboard!

Anyone can be an entrepreneur for only 300k. It's a great method.

But none of my friends can afford it,

so I want you to finance them. Loan them 300k each.

How could they pay the "ten-fifty" interest if they're broke?

Anyone can get rich with this method.

But it'll take a bit of time for them to make a profit.

So I want you to forgive interest on their debt for the first month.

Hey buddy,

you're asking for a lot.

What's this?

A life insurance application form.

If my clients can't pay you back,

I'll pay you with my life.

I really get a loan without interest?

Yeah, but only for the first month. So use your connections.

Moeko, you have terrible teeth.

You could get sued for giving blowjobs and spreading disease.

Go to a dentist.

I can't afford it.

And I still owe 80k for my "happiness flute."

Huh? A flute?

A friend from junior high solicited me to join a cult.

I said no but she said I'd suffer misfortune if I didn't join

I was so scared but she sold me the happiness flute how nice

blowing it westward in the morning brings good luck cool huh?

You talk without punctuation so it's confusing.

I'll tell you how to make money.

You know "Kiyosaka High Tension"?

High tension? Someone with a lot of energy?

Well, he is pretty active. I'll introduce you.

He's a super busy guy so you better appreciate it.

Moeko.

You'll earn enough for dental work with the Kiyosaka Hyper Method.

You can get a loan if you can't afford it.

Introduce your friends. You'll get 10% of the sales if they buy one.

I get 30,000 yen if you buy one.

Buy one, Moeko.

OK.

This is my pal Peter.

Nice to meet you, I'm Shinji Sawamura.

Why not reinvent your life?

"Kiyosaka Hyper Method Sales Ranking"

There's no point if I'm not number one.

My pal Paulie.

Nice to meet you, I'm Shinji Sawamura.

Why not turn your life around?

"No. 1: Shinko-chan No. 2: Shinji Sawamura"

That restaurant's dumplings have cheese in them for the same price and are good.

Oh! Betty and Taeko.

Watch this and you'll soon be able to buy whatever you want.

It's not cheap, but introduce your friends and you'll recoup quickly.

"No. 1: Shinji Sawamura No. 2: Shinko-chan"

I did it.

Give us a break. You have nothing valuable.

Don't use air conditioning as penalty. Pay us and we'll give it back.

Upstairs.

Porn DVDs? Any actresses I know?

"Seiei Hyper Method"?

- It's "Kiyosaka"! - That's why my son lost it!

He kept buying that garbage

and now I've used up the insurance money my husband left for us!

It's not garbage! Don't ridicule my world!

You bought them yourself to become the top salesman and got into debt.

Why didn't you stop him?

I was terrified of his violence!

So, how will you pay us back?

Half of the 9 million yen I used to buy the packs will be reimbursed.

It's no big deal!

When will you get that 4.5 million?

In 2 months, maybe?

We'll wait then. Sign an IOU dated 2 months later for 4.5 million.

What? But he only borrowed 50,000 yen!

He doesn't owe any more than 300,000!

Pay 300k now or 4.5 million in 2 months.

Wait 2 months! I'll be making 100 million per second by then!

How stupid can you be? How will we live from tomorrow?

Shut up, old hag!

So, what will you do?

I'll borrow 300,000 yen from relatives and pay you today.

What's the purpose of being born?

Since you were born, combust your cells and soar through the sky.

Shinji Sawamura here won the race

and will officially be Kiyosaka's pupil from today.

He's one of us now.

Thank you.

Well then, let's drink.

You girls are hopeless.

You're the Jacuzzi girl.

Hey.

Want to get some fresh air?

Thanks. I owe it to you.

You said I had to risk everything I had instead of being all talk.

So I put my life on the line.

I'm still walking a thin line, but

I feel alive and in the game.

My name is Rina Aso.

Since we've kissed,

want to exchange LINE IDs?

He's here.

Welcome to Kiyosaka Hyper Company.

Thank you.

This is your desk, Mr. Sawamura.

OK.

The rent is only 500k a month.

What did you say?

Mr. Kiyosaka, you mean I don't get a salary

but have to pay 500k a month?

A salary? You're an entrepreneur.

Stop thinking like that.

Keep selling the packs and 500k should be easy.

I make 200 million yen a year. You'll soon be a millionaire.

I did some sleuthing and it was just as you thought, Ushijima.

People who become taken with the success stories they see

buy the information packs.

They don't make members take out in-house loans?

They don't go that far.

But only a handful can succeed there.

The rest are ripped off and some driven into bankruptcy.

That guy Shinji might be in deep shit.

I'm so glad you could come, Mr. Kamo.

Do you really mean that?

You're popular, aren't you?

Men are attracted to young women and you're pretty special.

Well, I do get attention but my relationships never last.

Guys always seem to get tired of me.

What? Not the other way around?

You must be kidding.

You'll probably get tired of me too.

I'm not like that!

I guess not. You've been married for a long time.

I envy your wife.

What's so enviable about her?

Flings and marriage are different.

I want someone who will truly care about me.

Sometimes I feel so blue in the afternoons on my days off.

Why?

Even when I see beautiful scenery like a sunset

I have nobody to share it with.

I want someone to be with me.

Would you consider me?

You scared me! Why were the lights off?

You must be so busy, working on Sundays.

This is hardly enough.

I don't have any more!

You'll ruin my business!

If you sell out, that's our loss too, idiot!

We're moneylenders. We won't ruin you.

Hey! What kind of a softy are you?

Which cruddy loan shark are you?

Hey!

Pay us today or we'll ruin you and your business.

Who are you?

I'm Onuma of Onuma Finance!

Don't forget.

OK. Murai.

Ow...

Know this?

I won it at a bingo game. It's used for a magic trick.

Murai.

Watch. When you do this...

OK, now it's your turn.

- Put your arm in. - Be quick about it.

- Stop struggling. - Please don't!

Silly, why are you scared? It's a magic trick.

Here goes. Three, two, one, go.

Boss, you forgot this switch.

Oh, I see.

Kamo installed a security camera at the door.

What about the garage?

- No. - Then do the car.

What is it? I'm busy so don't call me.

Your father collapsed.

He'll live but we were told he has a heart condition.

I see.

Hey, don't touch that money!

I'll pay you back soon.

Give it back! That's for the hospital!

Shinji!

Someone withdrew money from your father's account.

I'm calling the police!

Go ahead.

If I'm arrested then it's game over for us all.

Shinji!

You used to be a caring son but you've changed!

Let go!

Excuse me.

Who, me?

Hey, you're Mr. Tenjo.

I'm afraid I'm in a hurry.

Oh, hey. We paid for your parking space by mistake.

Here's the receipt.

Could you pay 2,100 yen?

I don't trust you. You could be a petty swindler.

You look like a gangster.

What's wrong, Mr. Ezaki?

We paid for his space but he's being a jerk.

It was your mistake and now you're calling me a jerk?

I'm busy.

Here, take it.

Sorry but I don't have change. Any smaller bills?

This is all I have.

100 yen more.

Mr. Tenjo, your water and turmeric drink.

Here's your change.

Hey, you dropped it.

I didn't drop it. I threw it away.

Coins in my pocket is stressful.

I'm a man who'll change history. I don't need coins.

Oh, how convenient. Take it. There should be more than 100 yen.

What?

If you'll excuse me now, time is money.

Hold on.

You threw that money away.

So it's no longer yours. Pay 100 yen with your money.

Stop trying to pick a fight with me.

All kinds of lowlife see us rich people as an opportunity to make money.

I've heard bar hostesses are trading my contact information at a high price.

Then you owe us 100 yen.

So be it.

Here you are.

Have a nice day.

Hey, Shinji.

What, Karibe?

When will I be able to splurge on hostess bars?

Only you wear nice suits and seem well off.

Talk about an income gap!

Did you watch the Kiyosaka Hyper Method DVD and do what it said?

No, I fell asleep after the first 3 minutes.

I didn't get it at all.

Have you seen the whole thing?

No.

Oh come on, teach me how to make money!

Personal branding is the only way to succeed.

I get it now. Karibe is like me.

If I do what Mr. Tenjo did to me, I'll start to make big money.

Wait, Shinji! I want to go to hostess bars!

The tip of my dick is all dried up!

So, you'll make a new start from today.

You call this a seminar?

We're sitting on stairs.

Listen, you'll never get rich with your mentality. Change how you think.

Don't give up and aim high!

I mean the high life. The good life.

The guide to your success will be the "Sawamura Ultra Method."

Sell as many as you can.

Who are you?

What do you mean?

Listen, Mr. Takeyama. I succeeded because I first took risks.

Do you want to be rich like me?

Yes.

The Sawamura Ultra Method.

It's a million yen.

What? You're not trying to scam me, are you?

No. The price includes consulting for setting up your website.

"How to make 100k yen per hour!"

For every Sawamura Ultra Method you sell from your site

For every Sawamura Ultra Method you sell from your site

you'll receive half the sales, Mr. Takeyama.

I have absolutely no money to spare.

Tomoko, you used to do home-care work.

You can profit by introducing people.

If those people sign the contract you'll get 10% of the sales.

He's an amazing guy.

How's Tomoko doing? It was too bad she quit home-care work.

She quit because a certain old man sexually harassed her.

I see. He must have been a real jerk.

Though I wish I could afford to flirt with young women too.

Would you like to make money on the side?

"I started my own business at age 68!"

Mr. Noguchi signed the contract.

Here's your share.

"A single mom can make 100k per hour!"

"A single mom can make 100k per hour!"

People have only one mouth but two ears

because they should listen more than People have only one mouth but two ears they should talk.

because they should listen more than they should talk.

If you want to succeed, listen to what I say and get busy.

My dream is for you to start businesses

and for you to become free agents whose money, time, and lives

are never exploited!

I'm selling a mood that feels lucrative.

Young, beautiful women are precious.

Hostess bars are farms that keep

the precious time of such women with money.

So of course hostess bars are expensive.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Thanks for dinner, Mr. Kamo.

That place was good.

What do you like on pizzas?

Anchovies and cheese.

Cheese is on any pizza. It doesn't count.

This place only has ugly women.

Gross! Can't eat that anymore!

How can an ugly one like you work as a hostess?

Actually, what's the point in you being alive in the first place?

Hurry up and get out of my sight,

super ugly bitch!

Hey, where are you going?

We're not done yet.

Our apologies, sir.

I think he'll call for me.

I don't want to go over there.

Will you protect me, Mr. Kamo?

Sure, you can count on it.

I may not look it, but I'm shy.

It's my job so I make an effort but I'm tired of smiling to people I don't like.

Why not quit this line of work if it's such a chore?

Yeah, but I can't quit that easily. I have to make a living.

How long do you plan on doing this?

I'm saving up to go to a nail school

and hope to open my own salon someday.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Sorry, that group called for me. I'll be right back.

Good evening. Excuse me.

That businessman wearing glasses who likes you?

Now's the time to squeeze him dry.

Karen, let me touch your boobs!

Oh, stop that.

Thank you for waiting...

Hey!

Come here.

I'll order champagne so call Karen to my table.

I paid extra to come with her.

Certainly.

Cheers.

I really like the food here.

Thank you for coming today.

Can you still catch a train home?

No, I need a taxi!

What a rip-off! I'm never coming again!

If it's OK with you, want to go out for some drinks?

I'll pay.

Mr. Kamo.

I'm tired.

Let's go somewhere quiet.

Are your clients making money?

Not yet.

It's almost a month. We'll start collecting from your clients.

We'll collect from you if they can't pay.

Another warning.

Your personal debt is now over a million yen.

Clear your debt with us first no matter what.

You might think you can pay us back anytime at your leisure,

but underestimate Mr. Ushijima and you'll be sorry.

Karibe, get this light blue one for me.

If you insist.

I'll show you how it's done.

Give me 100 yen, Moeko.

Why are you fooling around?

Your month is almost up.

Do you have 300k ready?

Karibe.

Pay or face the consequences.

Here.

Let's tell the cops.

We'll be in the clear if we file a complaint.

We can't mess with Mr. Ushijima.

I've heard he beat up a Yabuhebi-gumi gangster.

He takes on gangsters. We'll be killed if we bilk him.

What do we do, then?

Shinji made us sell those High Tension DVDs but we're broke.

Let's do what he did to make more money.

I came up with this.

"Karibe Mind-blowing Method"?

Listen up. Put this paper in this and

sell as many as you can!

What's that paper?

Information. The key to success.

We need more capsules. Go get more.

Get more capsules!

How much will I use if I go again? We had sex so maybe I should stop.

But what a sweet deal. I want to do Karen again. That's for sure!

Could I interest you in a new insurance plan?

A new plan?

A secure plan for 40-somethings at a good value.

Oh, an insurance plan!

Yes.

Sorry. I thought you were offering me a new life plan.

Ruri!

What were you laughing with Sogabe about?

Insurance plans.

Why don't you answer my calls? Are you seeing Sogabe?

No, I'm not.

I need you. I'm no good without you.

Mr. Kamo...

Ruri.

Yes?

Please lend me money.

Stop, please!

I already paid you!

What's the code number?

My mom's birthday.

Those of you who paid in cash get one now.

The Karibe Mind-blowing Method will make you rich!

We'll send yours later.

"Do what I did if you want to become rich."

Pay us back!

Here, Mr. Kamo.

Loan extension plus 50k more.

Thanks.

Hello!

He's borrowing faster now, isn't he?

Can you hear me?

50k from a loan shark and 100k from Ruri.

I can go to a motel again today!

Offer people other options.

Don't be intimidated.

"Karen! I've got money so let's go out for sushi!"

"I miss you already!"

I've finally come this far.

Oh, you're up. Let's eat breakfast together.

You made it already.

Oh, one moment.

What for?

To update my SNS.

Condo, car, watches... Got to upload everything I can.

Oh, can I use your photo too?

No. Mine's not a major agency but I still need permission.

I see.

Can I eat now?

You don't hesitate showing off online.

What's wrong with showing what I earned?

Most people don't because it comes across as tacky.

Hard-working people with aspirations are looked down upon.

Really?

People who show off are cringed at and criticized

so nobody shows their true selves. You're unique.

A rare case.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Anyway, a guy who doesn't care what people think is hot.

Good for you!

I guess you do care, though.

You're right.

Where is Japan on the map? You?

In the middle.

Wrong.

The upper right edge.

Wrong.

Making a million a month is easy if you change how you see things.

There it is! That's the shape of Japan!

Wow! Wow!

I, Kakeru Tenjo, will work closely with you until you start making money.

Let's have French food for lunch.

Thanks.

I like French food but it's too heavy for dinner.

What do you like?

French bread, butter and coffee.

A bakery is enough, then.

Excuse me! Mr. Sawamura!

Mr. Takeyama.

I can't sell any more. Give me back my million yen!

Please calm down.

You've ruined me! Give me back my money!

I explained to you at the outset that the risk would be your own.

You can't get away with this!

I'll sic gangsters on you!

Let's go.

Make her sell her body!

You're on a roll, Shinji Sawamura.

I still have a long way to go.

The times are always seeking new power. So I've decided to make you compete.

What? Compete?

My birthday celebration is coming up.

The one who sells more tickets will officially be my business partner.

One of you will start earning in the billions.

I expect you to do your best. That's all for now.

Yes.

Sawamura, I'm not done with you yet.

Yes.

Your recent success tells me you have more potential than Kiyosaka.

You'll likely succeed my position someday.

So I have a favor to ask.

Yes?

Help me satisfy my fetish.

Your fetish?

Let me have sex with your girlfriend.

You want to be like me, don't you?

This is your gateway to success.

He's trying to rob everything I have!

You line up women to attend Mr. Tenjo's parties, right?

Yeah. He's really picky about their quality

so it's a stressful job.

How's it going these days?

He told me to gather cabin attendants of Singapore Airlines just now.

So he's into cabin attendants, huh?

Singapore Airlines?

That's probably because he's always going there.

To do what?

Casinos. Before it was Macau and Las Vegas but now he loves Singapore.

Why don't you accompany him, Mano?

You've been gambling again and got a loan from Ushijima.

Yeah, I'd go if I didn't have to worry about having to sleep with him there.

Besides, his favorite girl is Mio now.

So would that woman know more about what Tenjo is up to in Singapore casinos?

No way. She's an airhead.

I wonder why rich men prefer dumb girls like her?

Got it. Thanks.

Hey, have drinks with me for a change.

You fool, I'm not interested in women.

See you.

Want to ask Mr. Chan?

He is here.

True VIPs don't go to regular casinos.

They put tables in hotel rooms like this one and play in those VIP rooms instead.

I saw a CEO of a major Japanese company lose 10 billion overnight.

Is Japan lifting the ban on casinos at last?

I look forward to it.

I couldn't flatter a fart, right?

Excuse me.

Karen, how about a date afterwards?

I had to drink a lot today so I can hardly stay awake.

I see.

The key to getting some again is to refrain from being pushy.

Maybe I'll go to a sex parlor with the leftover cash.

Mr. Kamo!

- Who are you? - Do you have a minute?

See this?

You have no chance in a divorce trial.

Pay me 300k and I'll hand in a false report to your wife.

This is "mutual guarantee."

You must really be an idiot.

I've never seen anyone being blackmailed so often.

I'm sorry.

You're saying you can't pay after so many extensions?

Uh, yes... due to those circumstances, I don't have any cash in hand.

And I came to ask for an additional 300k if you don't mind...

Hey buddy, let's step outside for some fresh air.

Stop!

I'll pay you back! I promise to figure out a way!

You can't be trusted at all.

We loan money that's next to life in importance.

I'll pay you back!

That loan shark is crazy!

And I'm screwed if I don't pay that detective!

Mr. Kamo, a software company kept calling you.

Thank you for agreeing to see me on such short notice.

We develop and distribute software for personnel management...

This salesman is probably trying hard to meet his quota.

So how much is it?

Our price is 2 million yen.

Send me an estimate for 4 million.

Don't act stupid.

I want a kickback.

It's common sense to offer first.

You're so dense.

It's the least a tiny company like yours could do to deal with us.

The cops called.

Threatening minors by hitting them with eggs

and making them buy stuff with their parents' credit cards is extortion.

We have to pay hundreds of thousands to settle.

We'll be sent to jail if we can't.

We used the money to repay loans and go to bars.

What are we going to do?

"Unknown"

Hey, Sogabe! I'm not paying you anymore!

Give me a break! Burning my car even. You're insane!

What?

Don't act dumb. I've had it with your threats.

You think you were sidelined because I changed your review!

You did what?

Kamo.

I think you misunderstand.

What's all this money?

It's the money you lent me.

You were a lifesaver. Thanks.

Chocolate mousse with iced coffee.

Kamo, I've decided to quit the company.

What will you do?

A classmate from university runs a startup and offered me a job.

I'll start over again.

I see.

Until today I clung to the company and never faced society as myself

but I'll make my own decisions now.

Did you say you "changed my review"?

It was a figure of speech.

You're unsociable but a capable guy. I envied you.

To be honest, I might have gossiped about you at gatherings.

Maybe it did affect your review in a way.

Here's your chocolate mousse and iced coffee.

You're off the hook, then.

Drop dead!

Cow Cow Finance.

This is Kamo.

Mr. Kamo.

What is it?

I have enough to pay off my debt.

I see.

Bye.

Drop dead!

Hooray!

I'll also get 2 million from the software company.

I'll be able to see Karen again!

But if Sogabe wasn't the one who was harassing me all this time...

"Unknown"

Who was it?

Ezaki the Griller will handle this barbecue.

Listen, Takada. Overcooked meat isn't considered barbecue,

it's just burnt meat.

The difference between the two...

Ezaki, just grill the meat.

Here, take these.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I want them too.

Huh? You're new here so don't be cheeky.

But I want them.

Only those who've worked hard for many years here get these.

By the way, Boss, what are they for?

I'll show you how to use them. Come with me.

Was that Mr. Ezaki...

...screaming?

Someone from a talent agency asked if I'd be interested...

My job is so boring but I persevered and got money.

I deserve this as my reward.

Karen, that karaoke with a Jacuzzi rents swimwear. Let's go today.

I'm sorry. I've been working so hard lately. I'm exhausted.

I understand. Don't work so hard.

Being with you is so relaxing.

But I have to save up 2 million yen to open a nail salon.

2 million, huh?

Then maybe I can get a boyfriend and live happily ever after.

Where am I? Help!

What? What's going on?

You've been kidnapped.

Kidnapped? What did you kidnap me for?

Campfire.

No, help me!

Kamo.

Remember borrowing 50k from a loan shark and not paying him back?

I'm sorry! Please forgive me!

Well, that lender is furious now.

We harassed you in all kinds of ways but you never answered our calls

and never responded.

I'm sorry! Please forgive me!

So he's lost all patience with you!

He told me to do all this, by the way.

Plus, a bit of my own taste included.

It's cold! It stinks! Stop!

Please don't. I'm begging you!

Hold on.

Looks like fun.

Help!

Who are you?

We'll take over from here.

Onuma Finance hired you, right?

We bought up all their loans.

Here's the deed of transfer.

You're Akane Saihara.

Get it now? Give me that.

Three, two, one, go.

Ow!

I'm burning!

He's on fire.

Get it on video, Murai.

Oh, you already are.

Help!

Hey Kamo. Have 4 million ready by tomorrow.

If you don't, I'll burn you to ashes next time.

We'll call you about how to deliver the money.

Tell the cops and we'll kidnap you again

and beat you up before lighting you up.

I understand! I won't tell the cops!

I won't tell a soul.

I'll do whatever you say.

You do the rest.

Got drunk and fell from stairs last night.

I got treated in the ER and snuck out.

I'm taking the day off work.

Hey, it's Karibe.

Shinji, I have to talk to you now. Got some time?

How annoying.

What's the rent?

This looks expensive!

Why are you here? What do you want?

Give us money.

As compensation for using us.

Give us all you have.

30 million yen is fine.

Huh? What are you saying?

We need money to escape because we don't want to be raped in jail.

We're off the hook after 7 years.

And there's a bar hostess I'm after so I want money for that too.

Why should I? I don't have 30 million.

We're serious!

Shinji, I hear you have a really pretty girlfriend.

If you don't pay up, we'll kidnap her instead.

637,500 yen.

See you, then.

Um, I'd like to ask for another loan.

How much?

2.5 million or thereabouts...

Are you stupid? Being blackmailed again?

Something to do with your broken leg?

It's kind of a long story...

Spill it.

You're Sawamura's girlfriend?

You're young.

Have you heard?

Sort of.

Your boyfriend works fast. He'll get ahead in the world.

Time is money. Let's get started.

Hold this.

OK.

Who are you?

Hey, you pig. Get away from Moeko.

Moeko, why are you naked?

Because...

Did you do this pig?

You made me do him.

The ties are hurting me.

Hey pig, hurry up and pay us. 100 million is fine.

Are you here, Sawamura? What's going on?

It's pretty obvious. You'll be arrested if you don't pay.

You did me in!

No, you did a 16-year-old minor.

17 next week.

Hurry and fork over 100 million, pig.

I don't have that kind of money. And I'm not a pig.

Yeah! Mr. Tenjo is a human being.

Moeko stood up for the pig!

You must be rich. You've been bragging about it all this time.

I was pretending to be rich.

By doing so, people take interest in me and want to be like me.

And they buy my products.

But I have no more cash. It takes money to act rich.

I used it up on booze, women and luxury items.

Liar! You should have at least 400 million from sales alone!

All gone. I made some bad investments and lost most of my earnings.

I've failed to pay corporate taxes and my property has been seized. It's true!

What do we do, Karibe?

We'll kill him first.

Do it.

Don't you dare!

Die, you pig.

This is overkill! What if he suffocates?

What are you doing?

Are you a bunch of idiots?

Don't kill to cover up a lesser crime!

Think about the consequences!

You can't tell me what to do. I'll execute you too.

Calm down! You want money, don't you?

I promise to get 30 million yen.

You're a lying con artist.

Trust me!

Money from his party ticket sales will come in today.

You can't fool us!

Let me make one last phone call to Mr. Kiyosaka.

Please.

Sawamura, what are you doing? Where's Mr. Tenjo?

Mr. Tenjo is here.

What?

Kiyosaka, my birthday celebration is off. It'll be my retirement ceremony.

What?

I'm retiring from the information pack business today.

So I'd like to sell my list of good clients to you for 30 million.

It's a potent list of people willing to buy anything.

"Kakeru Tenjo Birthday Celebration"

He's here!

Thank goodness.

Thank you for waiting. Here's the birthday boy, Mr. Kakeru Tenjo!

Time is money. Not to be wasted.

I'm Kakeru Tenjo.

I have an important announcement to make today.

As of today,

I will retire from Tenjo Seminar and the free agent business.

I'll be straight with you. I've lost all my money.

No, I never really had any money.

You tricked us!

What about our money?

I apologize to you all in my birthday suit.

I'm sorry.

However...

I, Kakeru Tenjo, will rise again even after being robbed of everything I have!

Unless you admit defeat, you're still on the way to victory!

History is written by the winners! Wait for me, everyone!

We'll wait, Mr. Tenjo!

This is his computer.

This isn't worth 30 million. I'll only pay 10 million.

Mr. Tenjo and I need 30 million.

That's your problem. Not mine.

Wait, you!

Great speech! Don't free yourself without permission.

You can't get away with just 10 million, damn it.

Stand up, you pig.

We'll bury you in the mountain.

Wait!

I'll pay.

Mr. Tenjo. I wanted to be like you and worked hard in the same business.

I became mired in debt but got myself a nice car, condo, and expensive watches.

But I'm sick of this business that's so full of lies.

I'll get you and myself out of this mess and call it quits.

I see.

Very well.

Can I go home now?

Got 10 million and a Ferrari with a plastic bag!

It's the "Karibe Extortion Method"!

Let's go to a hostess bar first!

Hey, no steering wheel. 1437A

Wait!

We came to collect the debt you owe us!

Hello?

Walk towards Shinjuku.

Stop!

Yes.

Show me the money.

Good. Put the money under the vending machine to your right.

Then leave without turning around.

Yes.

Go!

What do you want?

I came to get the money.

I know you. You're Ushijima, the has-been loan shark.

Stay out of this.

What's wrong?

Are you OK?

Drop your weapon!

Excuse me. There was an assault nearby and I need to check your belongings.

What are these?

A penlight and a pen?

Thank you for your cooperation.

We took care of Karibe.

Did you use those again? Where you poked me still hurts.

You didn't hold back.

I had to show you or you wouldn't learn.

I guess so.

I can't believe they ripped kids off with slips of paper in capsules.

Yeah, I don't get why it had to be in these capsules.

The packaging is the key.

Many pay for an image with no substance, like brand-name goods.

The packaging and high price make people imagine there's a thing of value inside.

What Tenjo and Karibe did are the same.

I see.

Let's go.

I have to move out of this place.

I can't keep using people as steppingstones to my own success.

I'm broke again.

What do you plan to do from now?

I have no idea yet.

But I'll start over again by myself.

By yourself?

I'll make a comeback.

Is this good-bye, then?

"Shinji Sawamura's Notebook of Dreams"

"Make Rina happy"

Are you all right, Mr. Tenjo?

I feel terrible. But I held on to my precious money.

What are you talking about?

Nothing.

You're not dressed yet?

It's time to get to the airport. My bag.

Bring my bag.

The one I left with you, Mio.

I don't have it.

A delivery guy came earlier...

Hello, I'm from Penguin Airport Express.

Mr. Tenjo reserved our Smooth Check-in service so I'm here for his luggage.

Smooth check-in?

Yes. We deliver your bags to the airport so you can check in without them.

So you handed him my bag as well?

He was kind of cute.

Let's go to the airport.

You idiot! We can't now!

There was 200 million yen in it!

I didn't know that.

Who's this?

I bought your number from a bar hostess. Remember me?

- Who are you? - I lent you 100 yen in the parking lot.

So with interest and late fee, we'll take 500 yen. The rest is for damages.

I'm hanging up. Time is money.

You stupid bitch!

That hurt! You'll hit a woman?

Scumbag!

Shut up you sow!

You're the pig!

So we were able to collect all of our damages from the boss himself.

Good thing Tenjo's woman was so dumb.

How did you find out he was planning to skip town?

Tenjo Seminar was running on a shoestring and in dire straits.

So before his company went under and was seized,

Tenjo planned to transfer company funds to Singapore and flee.

A casino junket told me about Tenjo's plan.

What's a junket?

They're middlemen or brokers that cater to VIPs in casinos.

Major Casinos Overseas

Casinos overseas are still hotbeds of money laundering.

Casinos overseas are still hotbeds of money laundering.

Casino in Singapore

The wealthy buy chips with all the cash Casino in Singapore they take overseas, pretend to bet them,

The wealthy buy chips with all the cash they take overseas, pretend to bet them,

making it look like they lose sometime and deposit the chips at the casinos.

making it look like they lose sometime and Casino in Singapore deposit the chips at the casinos.

The chips can be withdrawn

from group casinos anywhere in the world Casino in Las Vegas to be exchanged into cash again.

It sure does take all sorts.

I wonder what Tenjo's personality was like?

Oh, Boss, do you know this personality test?

An old man, a sexy woman, and a friend are waiting for a bus on a rainy day.

You're driving a car and can only carry another passenger.

Who will you pick up?

They're waiting for the bus?

Yes.

I'll pass them by.

You have to choose.

I'm hungry. Fried rice with omelet.

Ketchup chicken rice.

Ketchup spaghetti.

I'd choose my friend. No, maybe the sexy woman...

Ezaki doesn't want anything.

I do! I do!

It's Cow Cow Finance. 2 orders of omelet rice, a chicken rice and spaghetti.

No, 3 omelet rice, 1 with extra rice and a spaghetti.

You forgot my chicken rice!

Mr. Sawamura!

Tomoko?

I joined your seminar. Please give back my million yen!

I need money!

If you won't give it back, I'll kill my child and myself.

Please! Please!

Murder-suicide is the only way out. Please!

Give it back! Give it back! Please!

Have you worked it out?

Give it back!

Hi.

I paid off my loan, didn't I?

Yes, you did.

Where are you going?

To the hospital.

Is that cash you have there?

The patient card...

Please give it back.

I had a feeling you were causing trouble for other people.

Give her back her money and apologize.

The 200,000 yen for hospital fees.

I apologize for the trouble my son must have caused you.

You apologize too.

I'm sorry.

Did you do such a bad thing? You risked your life to win, didn't you?

It's better than doing nothing.

Did you hear about Assistant Manager Kamo?

Yeah, he's off to the banishment room.

He tampered with Mr. Sogabe's performance review.

How did that become known?

He accessed the personnel section's network from his own computer

and was identified by the server log.

He's apparently also suspected of bill-padding and embezzlement.

You mean a kickback?

The company's investigating and he'll be fired if he's guilty.

What an idiot.

Where are you, Karen?

She's hot.

Hey.

How...?

I read about your new business on an online news site.

So this is the way you're making a comeback?

Yeah.

Farming experience business.

But I'm just getting off the ground.

Excuse me. My child is scared of bugs and worms. Could you do something?

Don't you have insecticide?

Uh, no, insecticide in a vegetable field isn't a good idea...

Sorry.

Sawamura.

About 20 people will come next week.

Forget it. About today's cancellations.

Sorry.

You say people will discover the joy of harvesting,

but if they don't know the difficulties of the process,

is that really experiencing farming?

This isn't commercially feasible. I can't see it working.

Let's discuss this again next time.

Yes, I appreciate it.

Is there a convenience store nearby?

I need some wet wipes.

Wet wipes?

Sorry, excuse me.

Hello?

Shinji?

I got an order for a suit from a city I've never been.

Hey, that's great.

It's because you promoted me online.

I can use my skill after so long thanks to you.

But I can't trust the Internet,

so I'm going to see my client face-to-face to take measurements.

Dad. I promise I'll pay you back.

Yeah.

Take care.

You too.

See you.

Yeah.

Remember what I said?

I like guys who risk everything they have when they do anything.

One mistake and it's game over.

Good luck, Shinji.

- Here you go, Tomoko. - Thank you.

Is it good?

Yeah.

I'm going now.

I just wanted to see you.

I'll try to find my own way, too.

Yeah.

See you, then.

See you someday.

Karen asked me to lend her 2 million for nail salon,

and took off the instant I paid her.

My wife divorced me.

I thought mine was the ideal corporate life,

but my company sidelined me and I realized that I'd been dreaming.

No matter which section you belong to or what your post is, you can be replaced.

My former coworker quit the company to do something more worthwhile.

But I don't have anything else I'd rather do.

So I'll cling to my company for the rest of my life.

No matter what. For sure!

You talk too much.

See you. Take care.

Ushijima, today's my mom's birthday. Go eat at her okonomiyaki place.

You'd make her happy.

OK, sure.

It's been a while since we last saw her.

We'll get her a present.

Mom loves chocolate bars.

Chocolate chilled in the fridge is good.

What, Mr. Kamo?

You all are close.

Yeah, we keep personnel to the minimum necessary.

We could be arrested any time and are surrounded by enemies.

None of us can be replaced.

You never know when someone will betray you.

Still, comrades are important in this business.

Why do you stay in such a brutal business?

To survive.

Ready?

- Hit, guard, rock, paper, scissors! - Wall!

What's that?

This is a force field that can block all attacks.

Never heard of such a rule.

Ow! Ow! You did it to me before!

You tried to win dirty.

Penalty time!

Chug some super-hot sauce!

Drink up!

I still feel sorry for him.

This movie is a work of fiction.

Black-market lending is a crime. So are pyramid schemes.

Don't burn people or cars no matter what the reason.

Don't try magic tricks before practicing first.

No debt is worth dying for. Seek help.