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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,865 --> 00:00:21,225 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2 00:00:27,905 --> 00:00:31,583 Wow! Wow! Thank you. 3 00:00:31,585 --> 00:00:34,303 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 4 00:00:34,305 --> 00:00:36,463 Hello and welcome to Top Gear. 5 00:00:36,465 --> 00:00:40,183 Tonight on Top Gear, we're going full Top Gear. 6 00:00:40,185 --> 00:00:42,583 Three middle-aged men driving sports cars. 7 00:00:42,585 --> 00:00:44,823 It doesn't get more Top Gear than that, folks. 8 00:00:44,825 --> 00:00:47,623 If this show was an aftershave, it'd be called... 9 00:00:47,625 --> 00:00:50,143 ..Top Gear. LAUGHTER 10 00:00:50,145 --> 00:00:52,023 Three men in sports cars. 11 00:00:52,025 --> 00:00:54,503 Chris, that's right up your street. It is. 12 00:00:54,505 --> 00:00:55,703 LAUGHTER 13 00:00:55,705 --> 00:00:59,383 Because, did you know, it's exactly 100 years 14 00:00:59,385 --> 00:01:01,623 since the phrase "sports car" was first used. 15 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:03,703 I tell you what, the information that's buried 16 00:01:03,705 --> 00:01:06,823 in the depths of your brain never ceases to amaze me, mate. 17 00:01:06,825 --> 00:01:08,743 Thank you. Which got us thinking - 18 00:01:08,745 --> 00:01:12,583 what's the best all-round sports car you can buy right now, 19 00:01:12,585 --> 00:01:13,863 a century later? 20 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,063 None of us could agree, 21 00:01:15,065 --> 00:01:17,663 so the producers told us to pick some cars 22 00:01:17,665 --> 00:01:20,023 and settle the argument with a road trip. 23 00:01:20,025 --> 00:01:21,745 Man, that's so Top Gear. 24 00:01:37,425 --> 00:01:40,025 The best sports car you can buy right now? 25 00:01:41,785 --> 00:01:44,623 Frankly, there's only one option. 26 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:46,865 ENGINE ROARS 27 00:01:52,665 --> 00:01:56,983 The Porsche 911. Yeah, it's a predictable choice. 28 00:01:56,985 --> 00:02:00,023 But the 911 is just the answer to the question, 29 00:02:00,025 --> 00:02:02,263 "Which sports car should I buy?" 30 00:02:02,265 --> 00:02:04,105 It has been forever. 31 00:02:07,425 --> 00:02:10,985 Now, this is the new 992 Carrera S. 32 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:15,143 It has 450 horsepower, 33 00:02:15,145 --> 00:02:19,383 and costs just under £100,000. 34 00:02:19,385 --> 00:02:21,703 Which is an awful lot of money, 35 00:02:21,705 --> 00:02:24,905 but then you do get an awful lot of car. 36 00:02:26,545 --> 00:02:28,985 0-60? 3.5 seconds. 37 00:02:32,225 --> 00:02:35,825 Top speed? Over 190mph. 38 00:02:38,745 --> 00:02:42,023 And this is the basic 911 recipe - 39 00:02:42,025 --> 00:02:46,263 big engine, two-wheel drive, away you go. 40 00:02:46,265 --> 00:02:50,463 But if you feel the urge to make a slightly worse decision, 41 00:02:50,465 --> 00:02:52,425 other cars are available. 42 00:02:54,785 --> 00:02:57,103 Ah. He's gone for the Aston. 43 00:02:57,105 --> 00:02:58,505 Flintoff in an Aston. 44 00:03:00,065 --> 00:03:02,385 He's a big lad - he makes that car look small. 45 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:14,823 Chris. An Aston Martin, Fred. No. 46 00:03:14,825 --> 00:03:19,703 An Aston Martin V8 Vantage, the very best of British. 47 00:03:19,705 --> 00:03:23,343 With a German engine. That doesn't matter. Everybody loves an Aston. 48 00:03:23,345 --> 00:03:24,865 Look at it! 49 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:28,383 How good does that look? 50 00:03:28,385 --> 00:03:30,863 You're looking at that, thinking, "I want to drive that." 51 00:03:30,865 --> 00:03:32,263 You've got massive car envy. 52 00:03:32,265 --> 00:03:34,983 Look, I'm a massive fan of the Aston Martin V8 Vantage. 53 00:03:34,985 --> 00:03:37,983 It's a great car, and I don't mind the Mercedes engine thing. 54 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:41,263 But there's a whiff of Poundshop 007 about you in that. 55 00:03:41,265 --> 00:03:42,583 Just a whiff. Unlike you, 56 00:03:42,585 --> 00:03:44,943 just proving again how predictable you are. 57 00:03:44,945 --> 00:03:46,383 It's too obvious, Chris. 58 00:03:46,385 --> 00:03:49,023 You are driving the ready salted of cars. 59 00:03:49,025 --> 00:03:51,343 Doesn't matter. Ready salted works, Fred. 60 00:03:51,345 --> 00:03:53,343 30 grand cheaper, just as fast, 61 00:03:53,345 --> 00:03:55,383 all-round the best sports car on the planet. 62 00:03:55,385 --> 00:03:57,423 When you want ketchup, there's one brand you buy. 63 00:03:57,425 --> 00:03:59,823 Daddies. Anyhow, the third member of this party - 64 00:03:59,825 --> 00:04:01,063 what's he going to arrive in? 65 00:04:01,065 --> 00:04:03,663 He'll be just as obvious as you. HORN HONKS 66 00:04:03,665 --> 00:04:05,823 Oh, my God. 67 00:04:05,825 --> 00:04:08,583 Yep, right on cue. A red Ferrari. 68 00:04:08,585 --> 00:04:11,143 McGuinness. Did you read the e-mail? 69 00:04:11,145 --> 00:04:12,983 Buongiorno! 70 00:04:12,985 --> 00:04:16,105 Welcome to the Ferrari Portofino. 71 00:04:18,265 --> 00:04:20,063 I don't know where to start with you, Paddy. 72 00:04:20,065 --> 00:04:22,183 I don't know whether to attack the car or the cap. 73 00:04:22,185 --> 00:04:24,823 You were sent an e-mail, telling you to turn up in a sports car. 74 00:04:24,825 --> 00:04:26,783 You've arrived in a convertible GT car. 75 00:04:26,785 --> 00:04:29,943 Are you mad? How much money did that cost? 76 00:04:29,945 --> 00:04:32,063 Glad you asked, fratelli. 77 00:04:32,065 --> 00:04:34,263 170 grand. Boom! 78 00:04:34,265 --> 00:04:35,543 But it's not, is it, Paddy. 79 00:04:35,545 --> 00:04:38,223 So how much is it, as tested, with the triple-layer paint, 80 00:04:38,225 --> 00:04:40,343 the fancy leather interior and floor mats? 81 00:04:40,345 --> 00:04:43,023 Well, yeah, with a few extras on, you know, hey... 82 00:04:43,025 --> 00:04:44,503 250 grand. 83 00:04:44,505 --> 00:04:45,703 This is 100 grand. 84 00:04:45,705 --> 00:04:47,623 250 grand to look like a wag? CHRIS LAUGHS 85 00:04:47,625 --> 00:04:48,983 What is wrong with you? 86 00:04:48,985 --> 00:04:51,343 Well, yes, it might be twice as much as your car, 87 00:04:51,345 --> 00:04:53,063 but it's twice the car. It's not! 88 00:04:53,065 --> 00:04:55,783 Let's start with the new/old/no-one knows 911 - 89 00:04:55,785 --> 00:04:57,903 they all look the same. Right? 90 00:04:57,905 --> 00:05:00,303 400 brake horsepower. 450. 91 00:05:00,305 --> 00:05:03,103 Fred's Jag on the end, sorry? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, it's an Aston. 92 00:05:03,105 --> 00:05:06,023 It's an Aston. My-my mistake. My mistake. No, Paddy... 93 00:05:06,025 --> 00:05:08,983 500 brake horsepower. This bad boy? 94 00:05:08,985 --> 00:05:11,623 600 brake horsepower, boys. 95 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:14,063 How much of it can you use on a wet Yorkshire road? 96 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:15,143 Plenty! 97 00:05:15,145 --> 00:05:17,423 This is the easiest one I've ever been involved in. 98 00:05:17,425 --> 00:05:19,303 Poundshop 007. 99 00:05:19,305 --> 00:05:20,463 Lottery winner. 100 00:05:20,465 --> 00:05:22,383 It's a red Ferrari. Let's go. THEY BICKER 101 00:05:22,385 --> 00:05:24,823 VOICEOVER: This wasn't going to be settled in a hurry. 102 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:29,663 So it's just as well we'd been told to head to a nearby airfield 103 00:05:29,665 --> 00:05:34,105 to give our sports cars - and the Portofino - a proper test. 104 00:05:36,865 --> 00:05:39,905 And the roads to get there weren't too shabby either. 105 00:05:41,105 --> 00:05:42,623 ENGINE PURRS 106 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:44,745 Oh, here we go! 107 00:05:47,705 --> 00:05:51,183 ENGINE GROWLS 108 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:56,463 This is a four-litre, V8, twin-turbo, 500 brake horsepower. 109 00:05:56,465 --> 00:06:01,225 And listen to that noise. What is not to like about this car? 110 00:06:02,705 --> 00:06:05,983 Yes, there is a lot of Mercedes running through it 111 00:06:05,985 --> 00:06:09,425 but, thanks to them, it will do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds... 112 00:06:10,825 --> 00:06:12,905 ..has a top speed of 195... 113 00:06:14,225 --> 00:06:16,865 ..and it'll do all that without breaking down. 114 00:06:19,025 --> 00:06:23,183 It's British styling with a bit of German engineering. 115 00:06:23,185 --> 00:06:24,625 That's all right with me. 116 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:30,263 Plus, at 120 grand, it's more exclusive than the 911, 117 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:34,303 but not as stupidly over-the-top as the Portofino. 118 00:06:34,305 --> 00:06:37,143 This is the car. This is the choice. 119 00:06:37,145 --> 00:06:41,623 Paddy and Chris are not having as much fun in theirs, 120 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:43,903 I can assure you. 121 00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:45,385 Actually, we were. 122 00:06:47,265 --> 00:06:50,783 Listen to her go! ENGINE ROARS 123 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:53,305 You little Italian beauty! 124 00:06:58,145 --> 00:07:02,423 So the Portofino's the replacement for the Ferrari California, 125 00:07:02,425 --> 00:07:07,623 and the California is a car that I actually owned, and I loved it. 126 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:10,863 But I've got to tell you, the Portofino... 127 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,823 Man, they've improved it no end. 128 00:07:12,825 --> 00:07:16,465 Looks better, drives better, faster. 129 00:07:17,745 --> 00:07:23,943 In fact, this entry-level Ferrari will very nearly hit 200mph. 130 00:07:23,945 --> 00:07:25,505 That's F40 territory. 131 00:07:28,025 --> 00:07:32,383 And, yes, you're always going to get angry little men on the internet, 132 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,703 Chris Harris. 133 00:07:33,705 --> 00:07:36,423 WHINY VOICE: "It's not a proper Ferrari!" 134 00:07:36,425 --> 00:07:37,983 Course it is, it's bright red 135 00:07:37,985 --> 00:07:40,383 and it's got a Ferrari badge on the front. 136 00:07:40,385 --> 00:07:42,025 What's not proper about that? 137 00:07:46,505 --> 00:07:52,063 Chris, how badly does Flintoff want to be James Bond? 138 00:07:52,065 --> 00:07:53,663 HE LAUGHS 139 00:07:53,665 --> 00:07:55,383 It's funny you should mention that. 140 00:07:55,385 --> 00:07:58,263 I'm not actually a James Bond fan. I don't get it. 141 00:07:58,265 --> 00:08:02,543 What?! Did you just say you're not a James Bond fan? 142 00:08:02,545 --> 00:08:07,063 I-I don't get it. He's like an old bloke who can't do anything, really. 143 00:08:07,065 --> 00:08:09,463 And effectively he's useless. 144 00:08:09,465 --> 00:08:11,583 What are you on about, "an old bloke"?! 145 00:08:11,585 --> 00:08:13,383 He's not old! He's James Bond! 146 00:08:13,385 --> 00:08:17,983 He's sophisticated, he's stylish, he's dangerous! 147 00:08:17,985 --> 00:08:20,183 What?! I can't believe what I'm hearing! 148 00:08:20,185 --> 00:08:21,583 HE CHUCKLES Wow. 149 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:24,143 Next thing, you'll be saying you don't like Star Wars. 150 00:08:24,145 --> 00:08:25,185 HE LAUGHS 151 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:31,983 So go on, then, Paddy, talk us through what you've got in there. 152 00:08:31,985 --> 00:08:35,383 What is 80 grand's worth of options? What does it get you? 153 00:08:35,385 --> 00:08:38,903 Well, the carbon fibre exterior package, that's 12 grand. 154 00:08:38,905 --> 00:08:40,543 Get out! 155 00:08:40,545 --> 00:08:43,423 Carbon fibre cup-holder - 156 00:08:43,425 --> 00:08:46,383 1,400 quid. 157 00:08:46,385 --> 00:08:47,583 Absolute rip off. 158 00:08:47,585 --> 00:08:50,423 The mats are 768 quid. 159 00:08:50,425 --> 00:08:54,223 700-odd quid?! I could carpet my front room for less than that. 160 00:08:54,225 --> 00:08:57,823 Is the whole purpose of that car for you to try and bag a footballer? 161 00:08:57,825 --> 00:09:00,423 HE LAUGHS 162 00:09:00,425 --> 00:09:03,543 Put a bit of lippy on me and call me Coleen Rooney. 163 00:09:03,545 --> 00:09:04,983 I'm living the dream! 164 00:09:04,985 --> 00:09:06,145 HE LAUGHS 165 00:09:07,145 --> 00:09:12,543 Leaving the North York Moors behind, we soon arrived at our destination - 166 00:09:12,545 --> 00:09:14,663 Elvington Airfield. 167 00:09:14,665 --> 00:09:16,785 One of the longest runways in Britain. 168 00:09:18,265 --> 00:09:21,345 Which, it turned out, was already in use. 169 00:09:22,825 --> 00:09:25,423 I tell you what, there's some strange machines here. 170 00:09:25,425 --> 00:09:27,863 A lot of metal, in't there? A lot of metal. 171 00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:29,943 A load of machines that are built for speed, 172 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:32,103 and Paddy McGuinness in a convertible Ferrari. 173 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,145 It's perfect. 174 00:09:34,465 --> 00:09:38,223 This is something called Top Speed Tuesday. 175 00:09:38,225 --> 00:09:39,543 ENGINE ROARS 176 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:43,623 An event where anyone can rock up in anything 177 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,345 and find out just how fast it'll go. 178 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:57,783 Now, our challenge would be a test of usable performance, 179 00:09:57,785 --> 00:10:01,383 each running the event's 1.4 mile speed trap, 180 00:10:01,385 --> 00:10:03,583 and trying to get as close as possible 181 00:10:03,585 --> 00:10:05,745 to our car's quoted top speed. 182 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,223 What's the top speed of yours? 191mph. 183 00:10:11,225 --> 00:10:13,223 Slow. What's yours? 184 00:10:13,225 --> 00:10:15,343 195. Oh, pedestrian. 185 00:10:15,345 --> 00:10:16,703 What's yours? 186 00:10:16,705 --> 00:10:18,183 199. 187 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:21,183 Yeah, but, I don't know why you're so pleased with yourself, 188 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,783 because you've got to go faster to win. 189 00:10:23,785 --> 00:10:25,703 It's the top speed of your car. 190 00:10:25,705 --> 00:10:27,543 He's got... You've got a very good point. 191 00:10:27,545 --> 00:10:29,783 It's about getting close to the claimed maximum. 192 00:10:29,785 --> 00:10:32,065 Anyhow, start us off. You're first. 193 00:10:34,065 --> 00:10:36,985 He's the big racing driver, here he goes. Yeah. 194 00:10:40,065 --> 00:10:42,383 You reckon he'll get 191? 195 00:10:42,385 --> 00:10:46,663 Well, Porsche, they're notorious for leaving a bit off, 196 00:10:46,665 --> 00:10:48,505 so I think he might get up there. 197 00:10:54,465 --> 00:10:56,223 Right, we're ready to go. 198 00:10:56,225 --> 00:10:58,623 I'll tell you what, shall we have a gentlemen's wager? 199 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,543 I'll say...182. 200 00:11:00,545 --> 00:11:02,303 All right. What are you thinking? 201 00:11:02,305 --> 00:11:03,743 183. 202 00:11:03,745 --> 00:11:07,023 You've just gone 1mph more. Well, you went in first, didn't you? 203 00:11:07,025 --> 00:11:11,023 That's like when you say, "Give us a ticket...!" 204 00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:14,465 You might have just gone, "Higher." Just go, "Higher!" 205 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,183 That's launch control. 206 00:11:20,185 --> 00:11:21,985 ENGINE ROARS 207 00:11:29,945 --> 00:11:32,343 Look at this. He's travelling, he's travelling. 208 00:11:32,345 --> 00:11:34,143 140. 209 00:11:34,145 --> 00:11:36,305 Keep pulling, Porsche, 150! 210 00:11:37,825 --> 00:11:40,183 It doesn't look that quick. It doesn't look quick, does it? 211 00:11:40,185 --> 00:11:42,745 Think of McGuinness in that ridiculous... 160! 212 00:11:44,345 --> 00:11:46,223 Where is he, where is he, where is he? 213 00:11:46,225 --> 00:11:47,985 Keep going, girl, keep going! 214 00:11:50,065 --> 00:11:51,943 176! Ho-ho! 215 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,663 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 216 00:11:53,665 --> 00:11:56,623 I can't wait for the excuses. Oh, this will be it now. Well done. 217 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,063 Well done, Chris. 218 00:11:58,065 --> 00:12:00,823 Oh! What an effort! 219 00:12:00,825 --> 00:12:02,705 He's seen it - look at him! 220 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,183 I was going to say put the handbrake on 221 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,023 but I think you've had it on all the way down. 222 00:12:09,025 --> 00:12:10,663 Was that your practice lap? 176? 223 00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:11,943 What's wrong with that? 224 00:12:11,945 --> 00:12:14,183 I've got a Discovery at home that will do that. 225 00:12:14,185 --> 00:12:16,623 I think that's a good effort. You were nowhere near. 226 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:19,263 I could have forgiven if you were about 182. 227 00:12:19,265 --> 00:12:21,663 You're never going to each the v-max in that space. 228 00:12:21,665 --> 00:12:23,543 So, you got within 15mph. 229 00:12:23,545 --> 00:12:25,863 In 1.4 miles. That... 230 00:12:25,865 --> 00:12:27,903 That is damn impressive. 231 00:12:27,905 --> 00:12:31,423 Well, we'd soon see, because Flintoff was up next. 232 00:12:31,425 --> 00:12:34,703 Just bring the mirrors in, bit of aerodynamics. 233 00:12:34,705 --> 00:12:36,625 Come on, every little helps. 234 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:42,303 And to beat the Porsche, his Aston would have to hit 181mph. 235 00:12:42,305 --> 00:12:44,825 ENGINE ROARS 236 00:12:47,105 --> 00:12:49,145 Here we go. 237 00:12:52,745 --> 00:12:54,825 We're off! 238 00:12:56,825 --> 00:12:59,343 I reckon he's going to do 178. 239 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,103 One... 180. 240 00:13:01,105 --> 00:13:03,225 Got to get faster than Harris! 241 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,383 Over 100, 20... 242 00:13:07,385 --> 00:13:09,023 20... 30... 243 00:13:09,025 --> 00:13:10,945 ..40, come on! 244 00:13:12,705 --> 00:13:14,303 Keep going, keep going. 245 00:13:14,305 --> 00:13:15,783 70, seventy-s... 246 00:13:15,785 --> 00:13:17,585 70... 247 00:13:19,385 --> 00:13:21,063 Oh, it's a horror story! 248 00:13:21,065 --> 00:13:23,743 It's a horror story for the sportsman! 249 00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:25,583 Don't let him know when he comes. 250 00:13:25,585 --> 00:13:27,103 Let him see it. Oh, my lord! 251 00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:29,783 Give it one of them when he comes back up. What are you, 176? 252 00:13:29,785 --> 00:13:32,463 I did 176. That's shocking. 253 00:13:32,465 --> 00:13:34,263 Here we go. 254 00:13:34,265 --> 00:13:36,705 Just trying to gauge the reaction from the lads. 255 00:13:37,865 --> 00:13:39,865 Really good. Brilliant. 256 00:13:41,265 --> 00:13:43,503 He's folded his mirrors in. What? 257 00:13:43,505 --> 00:13:46,023 You folded your mirrors in! I did, yeah. 258 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:49,105 You know that probably cost you because they're designed to be out! 259 00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:54,863 Come on, tell me. 260 00:13:54,865 --> 00:13:56,143 174.69. 261 00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:57,783 Really? Yeah. Slow. 262 00:13:57,785 --> 00:14:00,103 So, you're more than 20 down. Is that true? Yeah. 263 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,903 Do you know what? 264 00:14:01,905 --> 00:14:03,543 I'm disappointed... Yeah. 265 00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:05,103 ..in the car. 266 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,783 I wasn't, 267 00:14:06,785 --> 00:14:10,703 because it was time for the so-called Grand Tourer to have a go. 268 00:14:10,705 --> 00:14:14,623 And with the highest top speed of the lot, to beat the 911, 269 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,743 the Portofino would have to hit 185. 270 00:14:17,745 --> 00:14:19,663 Lock it in large. 271 00:14:19,665 --> 00:14:22,343 What did you reckon, you reckon he's going to do it? I'm going 186. 272 00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:24,583 I reckon 184. Here we go. 273 00:14:24,585 --> 00:14:26,665 ENGINE REVS 274 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:34,705 Oh, she's off. 275 00:14:36,425 --> 00:14:38,745 She is off, the girl! 276 00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:41,665 Come on, baby! 277 00:14:42,825 --> 00:14:46,583 It does look quick. It's fast, it is fast. Here he goes, look at this. 278 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,825 140. 279 00:14:50,185 --> 00:14:52,263 Come on! Here we go! 280 00:14:52,265 --> 00:14:54,905 Come on, don't beat me, McGuinness. 281 00:14:56,425 --> 00:15:00,065 Oh, no! I took my foot off, I misjudged the yellow cone! 282 00:15:03,585 --> 00:15:05,103 No! 283 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,063 No! 284 00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:08,903 188. He's done it. 285 00:15:08,905 --> 00:15:12,225 God, here we go, he's going to be insufferable. 286 00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:17,225 Well, one slight miscalculation by me. 287 00:15:18,465 --> 00:15:21,463 I got the yellow cone wrong, I lifted up and then I realised, 288 00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:24,103 and I put it back down. What, you lifted up and came back? 289 00:15:24,105 --> 00:15:26,943 I lifted up and came back. Want to know what you came back to? 290 00:15:26,945 --> 00:15:28,343 Oh, God. Go on. 291 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,225 188. 292 00:15:31,825 --> 00:15:33,503 He-hey! Ho-ho! 293 00:15:33,505 --> 00:15:35,623 Tried to shake his hand but... 294 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,663 Bellissimo! 295 00:15:37,665 --> 00:15:40,063 Ciao, baby! Ciao! 296 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,703 Hey, get us an espresso! 297 00:15:42,705 --> 00:15:45,945 Get me an espresso and some of that ice cream they put in it! 298 00:15:47,385 --> 00:15:51,663 So, in a classic piece of automotive journalism, the sports car test 299 00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:55,783 had been won by the only car that wasn't a sports car. 300 00:15:55,785 --> 00:15:59,223 But to make sure our afternoon wasn't entirely wasted, 301 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:03,343 we decided to each find the most interesting top speed Tuesday 302 00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:08,023 runner we could, and line them up for one final showdown. 303 00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:11,183 You all right, Fred? Yeah, just getting my head round this. 304 00:16:11,185 --> 00:16:14,343 That looks very, very dangerous. What are you pointing at? 305 00:16:14,345 --> 00:16:16,863 This looks dangerous, look at this. 306 00:16:16,865 --> 00:16:19,463 Really bold choice, Nissan GTR. 307 00:16:19,465 --> 00:16:22,983 He's on a skateboard with a rocket on and I'm in a shed. 308 00:16:22,985 --> 00:16:25,063 It is a bit sketchy, this. 309 00:16:25,065 --> 00:16:27,983 Why are you wearing leathers? Dangerous things, sheds. 310 00:16:27,985 --> 00:16:29,903 Ah. 311 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,705 Ah! Oh-ho! 312 00:16:33,065 --> 00:16:35,223 I'm about to drive a shed! 313 00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:38,185 ENGINE REVS Wow, here we go. 314 00:16:41,425 --> 00:16:43,585 Three, two, one... Go! 315 00:16:48,065 --> 00:16:49,745 Come on! 316 00:16:51,505 --> 00:16:53,825 Fourth gear! Look at that rocket! 317 00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:58,463 Yeah, they're in front, but...I'm in a shed. 318 00:16:58,465 --> 00:17:01,385 No idea how fast I'm going, but I'm winning. 319 00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:06,703 Oh, my word! 320 00:17:06,705 --> 00:17:09,225 Harris has just melted past me! 321 00:17:11,225 --> 00:17:12,943 It's unbelievable! 322 00:17:12,945 --> 00:17:16,183 Where's McGuinness? Nowhere to be seen! 323 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:19,705 I'm hurtling down a drag strip in a shed. 324 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,143 Yes, baby. 325 00:17:24,145 --> 00:17:26,103 Ha-ha-ha! 326 00:17:26,105 --> 00:17:28,065 Come on, through the line. 327 00:17:29,305 --> 00:17:31,263 Wow! Geez! 328 00:17:31,265 --> 00:17:32,863 What's he doing? 329 00:17:32,865 --> 00:17:35,225 I can't stop! Fred, stop! 330 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,183 Whoa, I'm running out of runway! 331 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,223 I'm running out of runway! 332 00:17:42,225 --> 00:17:44,625 MACHINE CLATTERS Oh! 333 00:17:48,705 --> 00:17:51,103 Where's he gone, Flintoff, in that rocket? 334 00:17:51,105 --> 00:17:53,423 Is he...? What's he doing? 335 00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:56,023 SIREN SOUNDS 336 00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:58,865 That's not him down there, surely to God. 337 00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:05,705 SIRENS BLARE 338 00:18:09,385 --> 00:18:12,545 I'm all right! FREDDIE LAUGHS 339 00:18:17,905 --> 00:18:20,465 THEY ALL LAUGH 340 00:18:22,265 --> 00:18:24,705 Mate, I got you a slider. 341 00:18:26,065 --> 00:18:27,943 I couldn't... I couldn't stop! 342 00:18:27,945 --> 00:18:32,063 See, the trick is, Fred, when it's black and then turns to green, 343 00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:33,223 that's when you stop. 344 00:18:33,225 --> 00:18:35,623 Yeah, but I was pulling the brake, nothing was happening. 345 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,783 What is it with you and trying to die? 346 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:40,063 Have you seen the lines? 347 00:18:40,065 --> 00:18:42,463 Have you seen how far you've come? Did I see?! 348 00:18:42,465 --> 00:18:44,743 My head's that far off the ground! 349 00:18:44,745 --> 00:18:46,625 I saw everything, Paddy! 350 00:18:50,265 --> 00:18:52,865 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 351 00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:58,183 No, no, no. No! Fred... 352 00:18:58,185 --> 00:19:00,103 Mad. Fred... 353 00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:03,503 Firstly, there was nothing to crash into - 354 00:19:03,505 --> 00:19:05,943 how do you crash into...nothing? 355 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,383 I'll tell you, on this occasion it wasn't my fault, 356 00:19:08,385 --> 00:19:10,983 the brakes just didn't work. Whoa, whoa, don't blame brakes, 357 00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:12,583 you've never used brakes in the past. 358 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,943 On this occasion, I was trying 359 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,583 because I was running out of runway. 360 00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:17,543 Look at the video, you don't even go for the lever. 361 00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:20,583 It's there, on video - lever, not pulled. Excuse me, what's that? 362 00:19:20,585 --> 00:19:22,223 LAUGHTER 363 00:19:22,225 --> 00:19:24,543 Two levers... two fingers on a motorcycle lever, 364 00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:26,623 what's wrong with that? Oh, right, OK. 365 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,383 I'm very glad it was you, not me, on that bike sled thing, 366 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,743 it was a death trap, mate. Yeah, on reflection, 367 00:19:31,745 --> 00:19:33,703 I should have worn a cricket box, because... 368 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:37,143 ..there was a lot of apparatus close to my apparatus. Dear God. 369 00:19:37,145 --> 00:19:38,863 Let's move on. 370 00:19:38,865 --> 00:19:41,223 We'll get back to that film a little later in the show. 371 00:19:41,225 --> 00:19:44,143 But first, Chris Harris is an happy pup, everyone, 372 00:19:44,145 --> 00:19:47,423 because he's got an old rally car in the studio! 373 00:19:47,425 --> 00:19:50,423 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Go on, son! That's right. 374 00:19:50,425 --> 00:19:53,823 If you want mad race cars, there's an easy fix. 375 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,783 Get rid of all the rules, like this. 376 00:19:56,785 --> 00:19:58,503 Look at it - royalty. 377 00:19:58,505 --> 00:20:00,703 Audi's Group B rally car, totally bonkers 378 00:20:00,705 --> 00:20:02,663 because it was made for a championship 379 00:20:02,665 --> 00:20:05,663 where the regulations said, pretty much, do whatever you want. 380 00:20:05,665 --> 00:20:07,703 And now, Volkswagen has made 381 00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:10,505 a rule-free race car for the 21st century. 382 00:20:13,185 --> 00:20:16,225 THUNDER CRACKS 383 00:20:24,665 --> 00:20:26,665 It's called the IDR. 384 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:33,463 And while it might look like a race car, the IDR doesn't exist to 385 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:37,585 compete in any championship anywhere on the planet. 386 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:42,583 No, this is a race car built without rules. 387 00:20:42,585 --> 00:20:45,025 A race car unlimited. 388 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:52,383 So, if you've got a blank sheet of paper, and your only aim is 389 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:56,745 to go really, really fast, what do you do for power? 390 00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:59,703 Have a listen to this. 391 00:20:59,705 --> 00:21:02,225 ELECTRICS WHIR 392 00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:08,023 PITCH OF WHIRRING INCREASES 393 00:21:08,025 --> 00:21:10,023 That's right. 394 00:21:10,025 --> 00:21:13,823 Volkswagen's no limit racing car... 395 00:21:13,825 --> 00:21:16,063 ..is electric. 396 00:21:16,065 --> 00:21:18,783 Volkswagen's answer to ultimate power... 397 00:21:18,785 --> 00:21:21,545 ELECTRIC WHIRRING PLATEAUS ..is batteries. 398 00:21:23,025 --> 00:21:26,185 So, let's see what those batteries can do. 399 00:21:35,225 --> 00:21:37,025 Oh, my dear Lord! 400 00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:41,545 That's ludicrous. 401 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:45,465 0-60, two seconds. 402 00:21:46,825 --> 00:21:49,065 0-120 in five seconds. 403 00:21:50,425 --> 00:21:52,425 ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES 404 00:21:57,425 --> 00:21:59,465 Christ alive, it's fast! 405 00:22:01,305 --> 00:22:02,983 And listen to it, 406 00:22:02,985 --> 00:22:07,103 it sounds like the demon lovechild of a Dyson Hoover and a... 407 00:22:07,105 --> 00:22:10,785 ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES ..flipping dentist's drill! 408 00:22:12,185 --> 00:22:14,065 Honestly! 409 00:22:15,825 --> 00:22:19,705 It's like being rear-ended by a bloody freight train! 410 00:22:23,865 --> 00:22:26,303 Or, to put it another way... 411 00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:30,785 ..that is a McLaren 720S. 412 00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:36,543 Over 700 horsepower, pretty much 413 00:22:36,545 --> 00:22:39,423 the fastest supercar on the planet right now. 414 00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:40,983 Remember that. 415 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,425 MCLAREN ENGINE ROARS 416 00:22:45,385 --> 00:22:47,705 COUNTDOWN BEEPS 417 00:22:52,865 --> 00:22:55,385 MOTOR GIVES HIGH-PITCHED WHINE Whoa! 418 00:22:57,025 --> 00:22:59,063 Oh, my Lord! 419 00:22:59,065 --> 00:23:01,183 I've never felt anything like it! 420 00:23:01,185 --> 00:23:03,665 ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES 421 00:23:06,265 --> 00:23:07,983 Whoa! 422 00:23:07,985 --> 00:23:10,663 It did a front-wheel wheel spin! 423 00:23:10,665 --> 00:23:13,583 There was smoke coming out of those vents! 424 00:23:13,585 --> 00:23:15,463 Wow! 425 00:23:15,465 --> 00:23:19,785 It is a whole new division of fast. 426 00:23:22,905 --> 00:23:26,263 In fact, this 670 horsepower IDR 427 00:23:26,265 --> 00:23:30,263 accelerates faster than a Formula 1 car. 428 00:23:30,265 --> 00:23:34,305 But straight-line speed is just the warm-up act... 429 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:38,943 ..because the IDR's wings and fins generate over 430 00:23:38,945 --> 00:23:43,703 a tonne of downforce, and with its electric motors also 431 00:23:43,705 --> 00:23:48,223 providing four-wheel-drive, when you get to a corner, the effect is... 432 00:23:48,225 --> 00:23:50,225 ..profound. 433 00:23:57,265 --> 00:24:02,865 This thing grips so hard that test drivers have blacked out driving it. 434 00:24:08,305 --> 00:24:09,943 Oh! 435 00:24:09,945 --> 00:24:12,623 And if you think the thing accelerates hard, 436 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:16,385 you should feel the brake - it will pull five Gs on the brakes. 437 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,863 ELECTRIC MOTOR PITCH DECREASES 438 00:24:19,865 --> 00:24:21,785 Oh! 439 00:24:24,545 --> 00:24:27,545 It makes your brain move around inside your skull. 440 00:24:31,025 --> 00:24:33,663 RADIO: Chris, you're low on battery. Box, box, box, please. 441 00:24:33,665 --> 00:24:36,025 Box, box. Yeah, copy that, box, box. 442 00:24:37,265 --> 00:24:40,703 Yeah, I should have mentioned, that is the one issue with the IDR. 443 00:24:40,705 --> 00:24:43,225 Already, I need to stop and plug it in. 444 00:24:45,705 --> 00:24:50,063 Driven hard, the IDR will manage just 12 miles before needing a... 445 00:24:50,065 --> 00:24:53,145 ..let's be honest, lengthy recharge. 446 00:24:58,745 --> 00:25:01,463 But there's a very good reason for that. 447 00:25:01,465 --> 00:25:03,985 And that reason is Pikes Peak. 448 00:25:07,225 --> 00:25:09,623 Every summer, this legendary mountain 449 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:12,463 in the heart of the Colorado Rockies plays host 450 00:25:12,465 --> 00:25:15,503 to the greatest hill climb race on the planet. 451 00:25:15,505 --> 00:25:17,383 ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES 452 00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:20,303 The road to the summit is 12 miles long, 453 00:25:20,305 --> 00:25:23,983 and since the IDR was built to get up there faster than any car 454 00:25:23,985 --> 00:25:27,223 ever before, 12 miles of range was all it needed. 455 00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:30,265 And electric power would give it the edge. 456 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,385 Like us, petrol engines breathe air. 457 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:39,663 And the summit of Pikes Peak is at over 14,000ft. 458 00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:42,063 There's not much air at that altitude. 459 00:25:42,065 --> 00:25:45,383 A regular internal combustion engine can lose more than 460 00:25:45,385 --> 00:25:47,383 a third of its power up there. 461 00:25:47,385 --> 00:25:49,583 But an electric car, well, 462 00:25:49,585 --> 00:25:53,103 that's just as powerful at the top as it is at the bottom. 463 00:25:53,105 --> 00:25:57,905 So, if you want to get really high, electricity is what you need. 464 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,263 And it worked. 465 00:26:01,265 --> 00:26:04,783 In 2018, in the hands of race legend Romain Dumas, 466 00:26:04,785 --> 00:26:10,343 the IDR obliterated the Pikes Peak record by more than 16 seconds. 467 00:26:10,345 --> 00:26:12,065 Job done! 468 00:26:13,865 --> 00:26:18,543 Actually, job not quite done, because Duma and the IDR 469 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:22,103 then went to the Nurburgring and smashed the electric car lap 470 00:26:22,105 --> 00:26:26,303 record, and then went to Goodwood and beat the outright record 471 00:26:26,305 --> 00:26:30,663 up the hill, beating Nick Heidfeld in a Formula 1 car. 472 00:26:30,665 --> 00:26:33,625 I mean, talk about a record collection! 473 00:26:37,465 --> 00:26:39,303 As is the way with lawless, one-off, 474 00:26:39,305 --> 00:26:41,943 future-of-motorsport prototypes, though, 475 00:26:41,945 --> 00:26:44,345 this is the end of the road. 476 00:26:45,985 --> 00:26:48,663 You can't buy it, you can't race it, 477 00:26:48,665 --> 00:26:52,145 and these will be my last 12 miles in it. 478 00:26:53,985 --> 00:26:58,385 Which is just long enough to try and bag one more lap record. 479 00:26:59,945 --> 00:27:01,745 Here we go. 480 00:27:03,545 --> 00:27:07,143 ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES 481 00:27:07,145 --> 00:27:09,425 TYRES RUMBLE ON KERB 482 00:27:13,705 --> 00:27:15,665 Wow! 483 00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:25,343 TYRES RUMBLE ON KERB 484 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:28,425 ELECTRIC MOTOR WHINES 485 00:27:43,425 --> 00:27:45,825 Oh! 486 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:50,265 What a machine, it's so direct and accurate! 487 00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:03,623 BEEP 488 00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:04,865 Wow! 489 00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:08,823 I've never driven a car this fast. 490 00:28:08,825 --> 00:28:12,623 No. Nothing comes close. 491 00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:14,225 Nothing comes close. 492 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:19,023 RADIO: OK, Chris. That was 1.39.19 493 00:28:19,025 --> 00:28:21,063 and box, box, please. 494 00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:24,065 Ohh-ohh! We're out of battery. 495 00:28:26,065 --> 00:28:28,383 And that, ultimately, 496 00:28:28,385 --> 00:28:30,585 is the paradox of this car. 497 00:28:31,985 --> 00:28:36,223 The IDR highlights what's possible with electricity for speed, 498 00:28:36,225 --> 00:28:40,903 but at the same time highlights all the limitations of range. 499 00:28:40,905 --> 00:28:44,023 And, yes, I know batteries are becoming more efficient, 500 00:28:44,025 --> 00:28:47,223 but it's still going to be a long, long time before 501 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,063 you see something like this 502 00:28:49,065 --> 00:28:51,703 racing in something like a 24-hour event 503 00:28:51,705 --> 00:28:55,343 unless you've got a very long extension cable. 504 00:28:55,345 --> 00:28:59,583 The IDR is a mind-bendingly fast machine, and I love it, 505 00:28:59,585 --> 00:29:01,985 it's amazing to drive... 506 00:29:04,105 --> 00:29:06,423 ..but the future of motorsport? 507 00:29:06,425 --> 00:29:08,265 I'm not so sure. 508 00:29:13,425 --> 00:29:15,743 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 509 00:29:15,745 --> 00:29:18,183 That is a machine! 510 00:29:18,185 --> 00:29:19,663 Wow. Amazing. 511 00:29:19,665 --> 00:29:21,143 Oh! 512 00:29:21,145 --> 00:29:26,863 OK. That is the fastest car I've ever driven bar none. 513 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:29,663 It spends most of its time trying to pull the skin off your face. 514 00:29:29,665 --> 00:29:34,183 It's that fast. Incredible thing. I presume you did set the lap record? 515 00:29:34,185 --> 00:29:36,703 Uh...fourth. Fourth-fastest lap. No? Yeah. 516 00:29:36,705 --> 00:29:39,663 But a bit more practice and I reckon I'd have been in there 517 00:29:39,665 --> 00:29:42,543 with the fastest lap. Yeah, but the trouble is, you can't do 518 00:29:42,545 --> 00:29:45,143 any more practice, cos you can only do 12 miles on a charge. 519 00:29:45,145 --> 00:29:47,423 So negative! That's a six-mile round trip, 520 00:29:47,425 --> 00:29:48,623 which is a bonus for me, 521 00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:51,063 cos Vernon Kay lives seven miles away from me, 522 00:29:51,065 --> 00:29:53,063 so that's all right. LAUGHTER 523 00:29:53,065 --> 00:29:55,703 Now, we really wanted to see how fast the IDR would go 524 00:29:55,705 --> 00:29:58,103 round our track in the hands of the Stig, 525 00:29:58,105 --> 00:30:00,223 but it's just too cold and wet out there, 526 00:30:00,225 --> 00:30:03,383 so hopefully - hopefully - in the summer. Fingers crossed. 527 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,783 Moving on. Now it's time to meet tonight's guest, 528 00:30:05,785 --> 00:30:08,183 who is YouTube legend KSI. 529 00:30:08,185 --> 00:30:11,583 Here's what happened when we met him out on our track earlier today. 530 00:30:11,585 --> 00:30:13,745 Hello, JJ! Yo, what's up? 531 00:30:15,865 --> 00:30:18,983 How are you? Lovely day for it. You all right? Lovely day for it. 532 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,583 Welcome to Dunsfold, 533 00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:23,423 and this is the Airbag Challenge. 534 00:30:23,425 --> 00:30:25,343 Basically, we've got some goals, 535 00:30:25,345 --> 00:30:27,903 we've got a ball, we've got some steering wheels. 536 00:30:27,905 --> 00:30:30,623 The object is, you detonate the airbag 537 00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,863 and you score as many goals as possible. 538 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:35,063 OK. You're taking on Harris or Flintoff. 539 00:30:35,065 --> 00:30:38,343 Who would you like to go against? Um... Let's go for Flintoff. 540 00:30:38,345 --> 00:30:40,543 Get in there. I take it you're in goal? 541 00:30:40,545 --> 00:30:42,663 Correct! Oh, my word. Look at this. 542 00:30:42,665 --> 00:30:45,143 This is like summer to us Lancashire lads. 543 00:30:45,145 --> 00:30:47,503 Let's look at the equipment. Where's me gloves? 544 00:30:47,505 --> 00:30:49,223 Now, first things first. 545 00:30:49,225 --> 00:30:52,263 Not all airbags are the same, OK? Some have double charges, 546 00:30:52,265 --> 00:30:54,583 some of them are old, they're more violent, 547 00:30:54,585 --> 00:30:56,743 so you've got to choose, looking at the brand... OK. 548 00:30:56,745 --> 00:30:59,103 ..which one you think is going to give you the biggest hit. 549 00:30:59,105 --> 00:31:01,543 Hopefully, you'll be able to smash it straight through... 550 00:31:01,545 --> 00:31:04,623 What's he doing? Look at him. OK. I think the guest should go first. 551 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:07,423 Don't you, Fred? Yeah. JJ, choose your quarry. 552 00:31:07,425 --> 00:31:10,103 The Mercedes. Go on, then. OK, get in there. 553 00:31:10,105 --> 00:31:12,783 I think this'll do. You've just gone for style. 554 00:31:12,785 --> 00:31:14,383 That's what you've gone for. 555 00:31:14,385 --> 00:31:16,103 Whew! Whoa. 556 00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:19,863 If it'll stay... There, perfect. Now over to you, JJ. 557 00:31:19,865 --> 00:31:21,423 All right. Enjoy! 558 00:31:21,425 --> 00:31:22,983 Whoa! 559 00:31:22,985 --> 00:31:25,423 OTHERS LAUGH 560 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,023 That was sick. 561 00:31:27,025 --> 00:31:29,505 That was sick. What is that? 562 00:31:30,585 --> 00:31:32,623 Jesus! 563 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:34,423 It's about to get faster. 564 00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:36,703 Oh, God. I'm going big here, Paddy. 565 00:31:36,705 --> 00:31:38,743 Go on! I'm going for a Volvo! 566 00:31:38,745 --> 00:31:40,383 Oh, not the Volvo! 567 00:31:40,385 --> 00:31:42,623 The safest car in the world! 568 00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:44,423 CHRIS LAUGHS 569 00:31:44,425 --> 00:31:47,185 Oh, no! This is going to put you through the net! 570 00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:52,783 Oh, my God! Wrong one! 571 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:55,983 Flipping 'eck! You've gone into the ground with it, son. 572 00:31:55,985 --> 00:31:57,983 You went into the ground. I like it. 573 00:31:57,985 --> 00:31:59,903 I feel like we're not even against each other. 574 00:31:59,905 --> 00:32:01,623 We're just against Paddy. 575 00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:04,103 JJ LAUGHS JJ, your go. 576 00:32:04,105 --> 00:32:06,303 What do you think about the Land Rover's? 577 00:32:06,305 --> 00:32:09,103 I was eyeing that one up as well. Go on. 578 00:32:09,105 --> 00:32:10,463 What's that? 579 00:32:10,465 --> 00:32:12,143 Land Rover! Oh, God! 580 00:32:12,145 --> 00:32:15,423 That's got to be powerful! 581 00:32:15,425 --> 00:32:17,223 I'd put the brolly down, Paddy. 582 00:32:17,225 --> 00:32:19,183 Hang on, this is where I'm going wrong. 583 00:32:19,185 --> 00:32:21,823 I've got to do a bit of this, haven't I? Have yourself big. 584 00:32:21,825 --> 00:32:24,623 How are you feeling, Paddy? Go on, take him. Take him. 585 00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:27,103 I am all over this. OK. Well, you know where it's going, 586 00:32:27,105 --> 00:32:28,983 but can you save it? 587 00:32:28,985 --> 00:32:30,463 Three, two... 588 00:32:30,465 --> 00:32:32,183 Ohh! 589 00:32:32,185 --> 00:32:34,503 THEY ALL CHEER 590 00:32:34,505 --> 00:32:36,103 Come on, son! 591 00:32:36,105 --> 00:32:38,703 Get that on YouTube, son! 592 00:32:38,705 --> 00:32:41,143 Get in my back pocket, JJ! 593 00:32:41,145 --> 00:32:43,823 Yeah! Hey? 594 00:32:43,825 --> 00:32:45,503 Get me to the Staples Center. 595 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,623 Bang-bang-bang! Bang! Bang! 596 00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:49,303 Ohh! 597 00:32:49,305 --> 00:32:51,063 Going Jaguar, Paddy. 598 00:32:51,065 --> 00:32:52,223 Oh. 599 00:32:52,225 --> 00:32:54,103 It's regal, it's stately. 600 00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:55,823 Just to recap, it's one-all, 601 00:32:55,825 --> 00:32:57,983 JJ has used his second go, all right? 602 00:32:57,985 --> 00:33:01,503 So if you score this, you have won the competition. 603 00:33:01,505 --> 00:33:03,783 Three, two, one... 604 00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:05,823 Ohh! 605 00:33:05,825 --> 00:33:09,063 No, I had my hands on it! 606 00:33:09,065 --> 00:33:11,425 Flipping 'eck. 607 00:33:14,505 --> 00:33:16,543 That went mad. 608 00:33:16,545 --> 00:33:18,945 I thought I'd got it over. 609 00:33:20,185 --> 00:33:22,743 The result is that Flintoff won. 610 00:33:22,745 --> 00:33:24,903 Oh, yeah. He did. 611 00:33:24,905 --> 00:33:27,383 There's no winners in that game, is there? 612 00:33:27,385 --> 00:33:29,103 Let's be honest! 613 00:33:29,105 --> 00:33:30,905 CHEERING 614 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:37,583 Please welcome YouTube sensation, KSI! 615 00:33:37,585 --> 00:33:40,025 CHEERING 616 00:33:44,225 --> 00:33:45,825 Lovely stuff. 617 00:33:47,745 --> 00:33:49,463 Ohh! 618 00:33:49,465 --> 00:33:50,983 Wow. 619 00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:54,303 That was a bit sketchy for me in there, let me tell you. 620 00:33:54,305 --> 00:33:56,063 That was very sketchy. 621 00:33:56,065 --> 00:33:58,143 JJ, look, you're a YouTube megastar, 622 00:33:58,145 --> 00:34:00,223 you've got a gazillion subscribers, 623 00:34:00,225 --> 00:34:01,943 you're a musician, you're a boxer, 624 00:34:01,945 --> 00:34:04,023 but it all started in your bedroom. 625 00:34:04,025 --> 00:34:06,303 Explain how it all come about. 626 00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:09,503 So, yeah, it kind of all started with me just playing games - 627 00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:12,103 FIFA, Call Of Duty... Oh? 628 00:34:12,105 --> 00:34:14,583 I'm a COD man myself. Oh, you like Call Of Duty? 629 00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:16,663 Oh, yeah. Even the new one? 630 00:34:16,665 --> 00:34:20,103 Well, I'm 46 now, but when it first come out, I were all over it. 631 00:34:20,105 --> 00:34:24,103 OK. Yeah. And, yeah, I kind of just went from that, 632 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:25,783 did a few more things. 633 00:34:25,785 --> 00:34:29,383 Just opportunities came and things just popped up 634 00:34:29,385 --> 00:34:31,023 and obviously with the internet, 635 00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:34,503 it's just a million miles an hour and it's always just progressing, 636 00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:37,063 so I kind of just followed the tide. 637 00:34:37,065 --> 00:34:39,103 The main reason you're here is to talk about cars, 638 00:34:39,105 --> 00:34:40,743 because you love cars, don't you? 639 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:43,623 Yeah. I mean, I used to have a Lamborghini. 640 00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:46,383 A very distinctive Lamborghini Aventador. 641 00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:48,823 We've got a picture somewhere. Yeah. 642 00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:51,583 Ohh! Now, that is an eyeful. 643 00:34:51,585 --> 00:34:54,343 Will you look back and think, "I might have gone a bit too far"? 644 00:34:54,345 --> 00:34:56,863 Yeah, yeah, definitely. Like, look at it. 645 00:34:56,865 --> 00:34:58,383 THEY LAUGH 646 00:34:58,385 --> 00:35:01,463 You also wrote a song about the Lamborghini, didn't you? 647 00:35:01,465 --> 00:35:04,383 Let's just say, I was extremely excited I got a Lamborghini 648 00:35:04,385 --> 00:35:06,863 that I thought, "I have to make a song about it." 649 00:35:06,865 --> 00:35:08,303 How did it go? 650 00:35:08,305 --> 00:35:11,865 I just shouted, "Lamborghini, Lamborghini!" 651 00:35:14,185 --> 00:35:17,303 We've got a little clip of it. Let's have a look. Oh, God! 652 00:35:17,305 --> 00:35:20,063 # And I keep on winning like I'm Mr Charlie Sheen 653 00:35:20,065 --> 00:35:21,503 # Lamborghini 654 00:35:21,505 --> 00:35:22,903 # La-Lamborghini 655 00:35:22,905 --> 00:35:25,543 # Bitch, I know you see me in my Lamborghini 656 00:35:25,545 --> 00:35:28,343 # La-Lamborghini La-Lamborghini 657 00:35:28,345 --> 00:35:31,385 # Ride so quick you would think I'm Houdini. # 658 00:35:32,945 --> 00:35:34,343 Oh, yes! 659 00:35:34,345 --> 00:35:36,423 Wow. Yes! Wow. 660 00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:38,143 That was just every line! 661 00:35:38,145 --> 00:35:40,383 # Lamborghini! 662 00:35:40,385 --> 00:35:43,383 PADDY AND FREDDIE: # La-Lamborghini! # 663 00:35:43,385 --> 00:35:45,183 I wrote one about my first car. 664 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,583 You had a Lamborghini? 665 00:35:46,585 --> 00:35:47,943 # Red Escort! # 666 00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:49,543 It's not the same. 667 00:35:49,545 --> 00:35:52,023 When you're 21 and you can buy a Lamborghini, 668 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,703 you can do what you want, mate. 669 00:35:53,705 --> 00:35:55,583 Fair play. Thank you. 670 00:35:55,585 --> 00:35:58,943 When did the music career properly start taking off, though? 671 00:35:58,945 --> 00:36:01,263 Um...when I released that track! 672 00:36:01,265 --> 00:36:03,463 Really? It went from there? Yeah. After that?! 673 00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:05,303 Yeah, after that. 674 00:36:05,305 --> 00:36:07,863 What are you trying to say?! 675 00:36:07,865 --> 00:36:12,303 I recently released a song with Rick Ross and Lil Baby. Wow. 676 00:36:12,305 --> 00:36:16,503 Down Like That, so this was my ring-walk song to my fight 677 00:36:16,505 --> 00:36:18,583 against Logan Paul. 678 00:36:18,585 --> 00:36:20,983 That fight was massive. 679 00:36:20,985 --> 00:36:23,263 Yeah. I mean, literally, it had more eyes on it 680 00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:25,063 than AJ's last fight, really. Yeah. 681 00:36:25,065 --> 00:36:28,143 I mean, were you surprised by how many people came out to watch 682 00:36:28,145 --> 00:36:30,103 and get behind it? Um... 683 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:32,063 Not really. 684 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:34,903 I like that. No! 685 00:36:34,905 --> 00:36:38,743 No. I think it's because, obviously, with the last fight, 686 00:36:38,745 --> 00:36:41,063 it was so big and it was so huge. Yeah. 687 00:36:41,065 --> 00:36:44,623 We didn't have as much mainstream press as we did with this one, 688 00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:46,223 so I knew this one would be bigger 689 00:36:46,225 --> 00:36:48,583 and, you know, just everywhere. 690 00:36:48,585 --> 00:36:51,143 Was there proper aggro? Was there proper needle? Come on? 691 00:36:51,145 --> 00:36:52,903 Oh, yeah, no, I hate him. Yeah. 692 00:36:52,905 --> 00:36:55,263 Literally, I hate everything about him. Yeah. 693 00:36:55,265 --> 00:36:57,943 So... A lot of people thought we were friends behind the scenes, 694 00:36:57,945 --> 00:36:59,503 and everything. No! 695 00:36:59,505 --> 00:37:01,743 Fred's done a bit of... You went pro? 696 00:37:01,745 --> 00:37:05,063 Yeah. I don't bang on about it, but I'm undefeated. Yeah, yeah. 697 00:37:05,065 --> 00:37:07,265 I've seen you! Thank you. 698 00:37:10,185 --> 00:37:12,623 I've seen you... I've seen you box. 699 00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:16,303 It's interesting. Oh-oh! Ohh! 700 00:37:16,305 --> 00:37:17,783 Love it! 701 00:37:17,785 --> 00:37:20,065 Yeah. I'll take you, son. 702 00:37:22,505 --> 00:37:24,705 There is something starting here. 703 00:37:26,505 --> 00:37:28,143 So, got a little idea. 704 00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:31,503 Let's have a punch-off. Are you up for it, JJ? 705 00:37:31,505 --> 00:37:34,183 Oh, I'm very up for it. Punch-off! Come on, over here. 706 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:35,945 Come with me. Here we go. 707 00:37:39,265 --> 00:37:40,665 All right. 708 00:37:43,905 --> 00:37:45,705 Right. 709 00:37:47,985 --> 00:37:51,103 So... JJ, I'm going to talk you through the rules, 710 00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:53,905 cos it's pretty technical, this. JJ LAUGHS 711 00:37:55,385 --> 00:37:56,983 Punch here. OK. 712 00:37:56,985 --> 00:37:58,503 Off you go. 713 00:37:58,505 --> 00:38:00,863 Oh, is that it? That's it. Sounds good. 714 00:38:00,865 --> 00:38:03,143 OK. All right. 715 00:38:03,145 --> 00:38:04,623 PADDY CHUCKLES 716 00:38:04,625 --> 00:38:06,183 A lot of pressure with this one. 717 00:38:06,185 --> 00:38:07,983 Imagine that as Logan Paul's head. 718 00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:09,305 Oh, mate! 719 00:38:10,665 --> 00:38:12,305 All right. 720 00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:18,183 Oh... 721 00:38:18,185 --> 00:38:19,463 Oh! 722 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:22,545 Oh, OK. I'll take that. Oh! 723 00:38:23,785 --> 00:38:25,423 Ohh! 724 00:38:25,425 --> 00:38:26,503 Go on, big Fred! 725 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:27,703 Go on. 726 00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,785 Go on, big Fred. 727 00:38:31,705 --> 00:38:33,903 Go on! Ohh... 728 00:38:33,905 --> 00:38:36,183 I'm not sure it was his best effort. That was good. 729 00:38:36,185 --> 00:38:38,143 Oh, it's... 730 00:38:38,145 --> 00:38:40,785 CHEERING DROWNS SPEECH 731 00:38:43,305 --> 00:38:45,383 We have our winner. 732 00:38:45,385 --> 00:38:46,983 Ohh! 733 00:38:46,985 --> 00:38:48,945 We have to fight now! 734 00:38:54,585 --> 00:38:56,023 Oh! 735 00:38:56,025 --> 00:38:57,745 Oh... 736 00:38:59,465 --> 00:39:02,503 Right, JJ, time to get down to the proper business - 737 00:39:02,505 --> 00:39:04,903 the lap in our Reasonably Fast Car. 738 00:39:04,905 --> 00:39:07,503 The weather out there is so bad. Ridiculous. 739 00:39:07,505 --> 00:39:08,983 How did it go? 740 00:39:08,985 --> 00:39:11,503 It was, like, pouring. 741 00:39:11,505 --> 00:39:13,023 Proper pouring, 742 00:39:13,025 --> 00:39:15,545 as if God just hated me. 743 00:39:17,025 --> 00:39:19,463 So, I mean, hopefully, on the leaderboard, 744 00:39:19,465 --> 00:39:22,063 you put "vw" instead of just "w"? 745 00:39:22,065 --> 00:39:24,423 It'll be "monsoon", or something. 746 00:39:24,425 --> 00:39:26,823 Having seen you punch, I'll not argue with you! 747 00:39:26,825 --> 00:39:29,183 All right. Who wants to see JJ's lap? 748 00:39:29,185 --> 00:39:30,783 Yes, come on. AUDIENCE CHEERS 749 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,385 Let's have a look. 750 00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:35,863 Yeah, it's monsoon conditions. 751 00:39:35,865 --> 00:39:38,103 OK. This is it. This is it. 752 00:39:38,105 --> 00:39:40,823 That is horrendous. That's really wet. 753 00:39:40,825 --> 00:39:42,143 Into the first corner, then. 754 00:39:42,145 --> 00:39:43,663 Neat and tidy. 755 00:39:43,665 --> 00:39:45,863 Good control. Bit of oversteer. 756 00:39:45,865 --> 00:39:47,303 Did you put the lock on? Whoo! 757 00:39:47,305 --> 00:39:48,583 All right, baby. 758 00:39:48,585 --> 00:39:50,263 I think that's a good turn. 759 00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:51,543 Yeah, OK. 760 00:39:51,545 --> 00:39:53,903 Oh. Oh. Oh. We're into Chicago 761 00:39:53,905 --> 00:39:55,903 but we've almost lost where the white line is 762 00:39:55,905 --> 00:39:58,703 because it's so wet you couldn't see the white line. OK. I've... 763 00:39:58,705 --> 00:39:59,825 Yeah. 764 00:40:02,425 --> 00:40:04,905 And...brake... 765 00:40:06,065 --> 00:40:08,543 Oh, it's so hard to see. 766 00:40:08,545 --> 00:40:11,545 Now, the Hammerhead in these conditions, you can't see a thing. 767 00:40:12,985 --> 00:40:15,143 That's a good line, though. That's a good line. 768 00:40:15,145 --> 00:40:17,543 Tinie Tempah didn't have to deal with this. 769 00:40:17,545 --> 00:40:20,583 Right, now we're rolling through the follow-through. 770 00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,463 This is a good, clean lap. 771 00:40:22,465 --> 00:40:23,943 I'm panicking, panicking. 772 00:40:23,945 --> 00:40:25,863 Oh... Oh... BLEEP. 773 00:40:25,865 --> 00:40:28,105 CHRIS GUFFAWS 774 00:40:30,265 --> 00:40:32,943 OK. We're good, we're good. This is fine. 775 00:40:32,945 --> 00:40:36,383 Doesn't sound it. I'm the fastest YouTuber doing this! 776 00:40:36,385 --> 00:40:39,703 Now you've got to spot your turn into second-to-last. 777 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:43,103 I mean, I'm the only YouTuber that's done this! 778 00:40:43,105 --> 00:40:44,463 Now, this bit's slippery. 779 00:40:44,465 --> 00:40:46,623 The most difficult part of the track. Now Gambon. 780 00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:48,103 A little bit wide. 781 00:40:48,105 --> 00:40:49,663 And over the line. 782 00:40:49,665 --> 00:40:51,823 That is a good effort. That's all right. 783 00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:53,223 Jeez! The weather. 784 00:40:53,225 --> 00:40:55,543 Very good. Good effort. Very good. 785 00:40:55,545 --> 00:40:57,743 It was horrible. 786 00:40:57,745 --> 00:41:01,063 That's... That's tricky conditions. 787 00:41:01,065 --> 00:41:03,503 Fair play for even staying on the black stuff. 788 00:41:03,505 --> 00:41:05,143 All things considered... 789 00:41:05,145 --> 00:41:07,503 ..where do you think you're going to be on our board? 790 00:41:07,505 --> 00:41:10,063 I really hope I've beaten Tinie. 791 00:41:10,065 --> 00:41:12,783 Where's Tinie? He's just there... Oh, 1.50.4. Yeah. 792 00:41:12,785 --> 00:41:14,703 He's got a "wet" as well. Yeah. 793 00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:17,463 I'm not sure how wet it was. We might need new designations. 794 00:41:17,465 --> 00:41:20,703 Are you saying "vw"? I think "vw" for me, for sure. 795 00:41:20,705 --> 00:41:22,543 Do you want to find out? 796 00:41:22,545 --> 00:41:24,423 Oh, yeah. Oh... OK. 797 00:41:24,425 --> 00:41:25,743 JJ LAUGHS 798 00:41:25,745 --> 00:41:27,823 Ooh! Don't do that! 799 00:41:27,825 --> 00:41:29,463 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 800 00:41:29,465 --> 00:41:31,463 KSI... Uh-huh? 801 00:41:31,465 --> 00:41:33,863 ..I can tell you... Oh, gosh. 802 00:41:33,865 --> 00:41:37,023 ..you went round... In two minutes! 803 00:41:37,025 --> 00:41:38,503 No, it's starts with a 1. 804 00:41:38,505 --> 00:41:39,823 Oh, wow. OK. 805 00:41:39,825 --> 00:41:41,263 1... 806 00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:42,623 ..50... OK! 807 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:43,863 Wait. Oh, no. 808 00:41:43,865 --> 00:41:47,063 There's no way, there's no way. ..3... Oh! 809 00:41:47,065 --> 00:41:49,423 ..point 9! 810 00:41:49,425 --> 00:41:51,503 Oh, OK. 811 00:41:51,505 --> 00:41:53,383 I'll take that. 812 00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:55,223 It was proper wet. I'll take that. 813 00:41:55,225 --> 00:41:58,183 But...you've got your "vw"! 814 00:41:58,185 --> 00:42:00,383 VW! Very wet. 815 00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:03,745 Give it up for KSI, everybody! 816 00:42:05,945 --> 00:42:07,663 Oh, man. Thank you, guys. 817 00:42:07,665 --> 00:42:09,745 Thank you. 818 00:42:11,945 --> 00:42:15,263 Right, time to get back to our Yorkshire road trip, 819 00:42:15,265 --> 00:42:18,785 where us and our sports cars were about to get company. 820 00:42:21,265 --> 00:42:24,383 The second day with our sports cars - and the Portofino - 821 00:42:24,385 --> 00:42:29,023 and we'd been told to meet up at 9am sharp on the outskirts of York 822 00:42:29,025 --> 00:42:30,903 for a race. 823 00:42:30,905 --> 00:42:32,903 And while waiting to find out 824 00:42:32,905 --> 00:42:35,343 exactly what sort of race it would be, 825 00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:37,585 we came up with one of our own. 826 00:42:40,305 --> 00:42:43,465 Three, two, one, go! 827 00:42:46,145 --> 00:42:47,663 Oh. 828 00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:49,185 Fast. 829 00:42:51,065 --> 00:42:54,463 Lads, I don't think this is really fair, cos I'm actually lying 830 00:42:54,465 --> 00:42:56,423 in the back seat. 831 00:42:56,425 --> 00:42:58,343 I don't know if I can reach the wheel. 832 00:42:58,345 --> 00:43:01,863 I might open my mouth and get the teeth involved. 833 00:43:01,865 --> 00:43:03,663 Oh, very fast. 834 00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:06,023 Flintoff, you're not even on the seat! 835 00:43:06,025 --> 00:43:07,903 It's not going any further. You're a cheat. 836 00:43:07,905 --> 00:43:10,223 It doesn't go any further. HORN BEEPS 837 00:43:10,225 --> 00:43:12,063 It's done it! 838 00:43:12,065 --> 00:43:13,703 This test is flawed. 839 00:43:13,705 --> 00:43:16,863 Another win for the mighty Portofino, then! 840 00:43:16,865 --> 00:43:18,543 Oh, hello. Hello. 841 00:43:18,545 --> 00:43:20,143 Thank you. 842 00:43:20,145 --> 00:43:22,543 Uh... 843 00:43:22,545 --> 00:43:24,023 Challenge. Yes! 844 00:43:24,025 --> 00:43:28,823 "You will now drive 100 miles to Cadwell Park racetrack..." Ooh! 845 00:43:28,825 --> 00:43:31,743 "..where you will race to complete as many laps as possible 846 00:43:31,745 --> 00:43:34,783 "before the clock strikes 12." Oh! 847 00:43:34,785 --> 00:43:37,583 "And to celebrate 100 years of the sports car, 848 00:43:37,585 --> 00:43:41,943 "you must navigate there the old-fashioned way. No sat navs, 849 00:43:41,945 --> 00:43:44,905 "just a map and a co-driver." 850 00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:48,903 Makes sense. 851 00:43:48,905 --> 00:43:52,143 It didn't, because while McGuinness had been given racing driver 852 00:43:52,145 --> 00:43:53,903 Sabine Schmitz... 853 00:43:53,905 --> 00:43:56,383 Hi. Sabine! How are you? 854 00:43:56,385 --> 00:44:00,943 ..and Harris had been given racing driver Damon Hill... 855 00:44:00,945 --> 00:44:05,183 Ahh! Right... Well, I think they call that a dream team! 856 00:44:05,185 --> 00:44:09,223 ..I had been landed with racing driver...the Stig. 857 00:44:09,225 --> 00:44:11,863 You're the co-driver, mate. 858 00:44:11,865 --> 00:44:13,865 No... 859 00:44:17,665 --> 00:44:20,023 He's going to struggle there. 860 00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:21,903 You're in there. 861 00:44:21,905 --> 00:44:23,343 I'm driving. 862 00:44:23,345 --> 00:44:26,345 So, leaving Flintoff to sort that out... 863 00:44:27,985 --> 00:44:29,503 ..we got a head start. 864 00:44:29,505 --> 00:44:30,983 We're off. 865 00:44:30,985 --> 00:44:33,385 He's gone already. Shall we go? 866 00:44:34,705 --> 00:44:36,863 Oh, he's gone as well. 867 00:44:36,865 --> 00:44:38,745 Do you want to... 868 00:44:42,265 --> 00:44:44,105 ..open the map, please? 869 00:44:46,465 --> 00:44:49,383 Now, Cadwell Park racetrack was about 100 miles to the south, 870 00:44:49,385 --> 00:44:50,983 in Lincolnshire, 871 00:44:50,985 --> 00:44:54,303 and with the winner of our little race being the car to complete 872 00:44:54,305 --> 00:44:56,703 the most laps of the circuit by midday, 873 00:44:56,705 --> 00:44:58,823 choosing the fastest route to get there 874 00:44:58,825 --> 00:45:01,543 would be a big piece of the puzzle. 875 00:45:01,545 --> 00:45:05,543 Where are we going? Follow the signs to 1079. OK. 876 00:45:05,545 --> 00:45:08,183 Then we're going round the outskirts of York. 877 00:45:08,185 --> 00:45:09,943 We want to go to the right, don't we? 878 00:45:09,945 --> 00:45:12,183 Are you sure about this? Yeah, we go left. Yeah, OK. 879 00:45:12,185 --> 00:45:14,543 There we go, there we go. There we go. 880 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,663 1079, Hull. Never in doubt, Damon, never in doubt. 881 00:45:17,665 --> 00:45:19,145 I've still got it. 882 00:45:20,785 --> 00:45:23,463 Worryingly, Hill had brought his game face, 883 00:45:23,465 --> 00:45:25,103 and over in my car, 884 00:45:25,105 --> 00:45:28,423 it turned out that Sabine WAS used to reading maps... 885 00:45:28,425 --> 00:45:30,785 A1237? Yeah! 886 00:45:32,105 --> 00:45:35,543 ..she just wasn't used to reading them in a car. 887 00:45:35,545 --> 00:45:37,943 I make it like in the helicopter. 888 00:45:37,945 --> 00:45:39,783 I twist the car... 889 00:45:39,785 --> 00:45:41,503 ..so we are coming here. 890 00:45:41,505 --> 00:45:43,223 So we go that way. 891 00:45:43,225 --> 00:45:46,583 You're doing it like we're in a helicopter? Yeah. 892 00:45:46,585 --> 00:45:47,903 Right, OK. 893 00:45:47,905 --> 00:45:52,103 Still, at least my co-driver was talking. 894 00:45:52,105 --> 00:45:54,623 Come on, give me something. 895 00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:56,983 Stig, I've got no idea where to go. 896 00:45:56,985 --> 00:45:59,383 I don't care if you don't speak, 897 00:45:59,385 --> 00:46:01,585 just direct me to Cadwell Park. 898 00:46:03,985 --> 00:46:08,583 Suffice to say, Team 911 had had the best possible start... 899 00:46:08,585 --> 00:46:11,023 We're flying along. We really are. 900 00:46:11,025 --> 00:46:14,465 ..because with Flintoff still working on HIS communication... 901 00:46:16,025 --> 00:46:19,783 ..and McGuinness and Schmitz still working on theirs... 902 00:46:19,785 --> 00:46:22,743 Straight on, do you think? Uh... 903 00:46:22,745 --> 00:46:24,463 I have no idea! 904 00:46:24,465 --> 00:46:29,265 ..I was busy benefitting from Damon's legendary F1 mind-set. 905 00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:32,223 So, when leading a race, 906 00:46:32,225 --> 00:46:35,743 and they put out the ten-laps-to-go board, 907 00:46:35,745 --> 00:46:39,663 you get anxious, so I used to add another ten laps on the race. 908 00:46:39,665 --> 00:46:43,223 Ah! So I put that out my mind - it's not actually ten laps to go, 909 00:46:43,225 --> 00:46:44,543 it's 20... So, figuratively, 910 00:46:44,545 --> 00:46:46,943 you think we're driving to Silverstone right now, 911 00:46:46,945 --> 00:46:48,463 so that when we get to Cadwell... 912 00:46:48,465 --> 00:46:51,303 Cadwell is not the end of our journey. It's just a way point. 913 00:46:51,305 --> 00:46:53,063 And for very different reasons, 914 00:46:53,065 --> 00:46:56,463 Cadwell didn't look like it would be the end of our journey either. 915 00:46:56,465 --> 00:46:58,543 Can you see Thirsk on there? 916 00:46:58,545 --> 00:47:00,823 We're 20 miles away from Thirsk. 917 00:47:00,825 --> 00:47:02,623 There's nothing on my map! 918 00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:04,263 Nothing on... 919 00:47:04,265 --> 00:47:07,943 That's the bloody hotel we've just come out of! What?! 920 00:47:07,945 --> 00:47:11,185 You've drove us all the way back to where we started! 921 00:47:12,905 --> 00:47:14,423 SHE SHRIEKS 922 00:47:14,425 --> 00:47:15,943 Oh, my God! 923 00:47:15,945 --> 00:47:18,583 Yep, a good 20-odd minutes into the race 924 00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:21,583 and we just re-crossed the start line. 925 00:47:21,585 --> 00:47:23,423 How is that even possible?! 926 00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:26,063 And since the other two were heading cross country, 927 00:47:26,065 --> 00:47:27,983 our only hope of catching up now 928 00:47:27,985 --> 00:47:30,423 was to try to find the motorway, 929 00:47:30,425 --> 00:47:33,023 a bit further round but, hopefully, 930 00:47:33,025 --> 00:47:34,625 a bit quicker too. 931 00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:37,663 Over in the Aston, meanwhile, 932 00:47:37,665 --> 00:47:41,503 Flintoff was trying a new approach of tone. 933 00:47:41,505 --> 00:47:43,143 You know what, Stig? 934 00:47:43,145 --> 00:47:45,583 Everyone thinks, "Oh, he's a sportsman, 935 00:47:45,585 --> 00:47:47,063 "a competitor, he wins things." 936 00:47:47,065 --> 00:47:48,743 I don't win anything. 937 00:47:48,745 --> 00:47:50,503 I keep getting beat by Paddy McGuinness. 938 00:47:50,505 --> 00:47:51,663 You know how hard that is? 939 00:47:51,665 --> 00:47:54,503 I've got to stand there and look as if I'm not bothered. 940 00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:56,903 "Oh, yeah, brilliant." No, Stig, it hurts. 941 00:47:56,905 --> 00:47:58,343 I've got feelings too. 942 00:47:58,345 --> 00:47:59,983 I'm not made of wood. 943 00:47:59,985 --> 00:48:02,423 If you cut me, I bleed. 944 00:48:02,425 --> 00:48:05,703 And then things got even weirder. 945 00:48:05,705 --> 00:48:07,983 Do you want to talk? 946 00:48:07,985 --> 00:48:09,703 We're in the trust tree here. 947 00:48:09,705 --> 00:48:11,583 This is the trust car. 948 00:48:11,585 --> 00:48:14,425 The Aston Martin is a safe place for us. 949 00:48:15,865 --> 00:48:18,063 I've seen what they've done to you over the years, 950 00:48:18,065 --> 00:48:22,063 and I'm sure it's taken its toll. You know? 951 00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:25,465 # Hello darkness, my old friend 952 00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:29,503 # I've come to talk with you again... # 953 00:48:29,505 --> 00:48:31,583 I've been through the same things. 954 00:48:31,585 --> 00:48:35,823 # ..Because a vision softly creeping 955 00:48:35,825 --> 00:48:39,423 # Left its seeds while I was sleeping... # 956 00:48:39,425 --> 00:48:41,423 Please, can you just help me? Just help me. 957 00:48:41,425 --> 00:48:43,265 That's all I'm after. 958 00:48:45,865 --> 00:48:47,545 INDICATOR CLICKS 959 00:48:48,905 --> 00:48:50,543 Thank you. 960 00:48:50,545 --> 00:48:52,823 Thank you very much. 961 00:48:52,825 --> 00:48:54,503 Breakthrough! 962 00:48:54,505 --> 00:48:56,383 The Aston was getting back in the game 963 00:48:56,385 --> 00:48:58,583 and it was time to start reeling in Harris, 964 00:48:58,585 --> 00:49:00,423 who'd just reached the Humber Bridge 965 00:49:00,425 --> 00:49:03,225 and was getting overenthusiastic! 966 00:49:06,105 --> 00:49:08,263 Shall we try launch control away from here? 967 00:49:08,265 --> 00:49:10,903 I think you... If you feel you... 968 00:49:10,905 --> 00:49:13,383 Hello. Thank you. 969 00:49:13,385 --> 00:49:16,303 ..you want to do that. I might give you a bit of launch control, Damon. 970 00:49:16,305 --> 00:49:19,023 OK. Um... No! 971 00:49:19,025 --> 00:49:21,583 Meanwhile, over in the Portofino... 972 00:49:21,585 --> 00:49:24,023 Hold on to your Schnitzels! 973 00:49:24,025 --> 00:49:26,063 Here we go! Agh! 974 00:49:26,065 --> 00:49:27,903 HE CHUCKLES 975 00:49:27,905 --> 00:49:29,383 We'd hit the motorway, 976 00:49:29,385 --> 00:49:32,663 and we were now making proper progress. 977 00:49:32,665 --> 00:49:35,143 We are on it! Ohh! 978 00:49:35,145 --> 00:49:37,463 Ah! This is good! 979 00:49:37,465 --> 00:49:39,863 And a little way up the road, 980 00:49:39,865 --> 00:49:44,463 Harris was talking Team 911 into a very bad decision. 981 00:49:44,465 --> 00:49:47,663 We might need a full tank if we're going to go flat out 982 00:49:47,665 --> 00:49:49,743 on the track. I'm worried. Services in half a mile. 983 00:49:49,745 --> 00:49:53,863 How long are we going to go for? We'll be going for quite a while. 984 00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:56,305 I think we'll do most of a tank. 985 00:49:57,785 --> 00:49:59,103 M18 south there. 986 00:49:59,105 --> 00:50:01,143 That's us! Ja! 987 00:50:01,145 --> 00:50:02,903 Yay-hey-hey! 988 00:50:02,905 --> 00:50:04,663 We are on it! 989 00:50:04,665 --> 00:50:08,303 You're going to do the last stint, so jump in, get ready to go, 990 00:50:08,305 --> 00:50:10,665 get your driving position sorted out. 991 00:50:11,825 --> 00:50:13,145 Right, come on. 992 00:50:14,585 --> 00:50:17,303 Are you ready to go? We've got to literally go the moment... 993 00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:19,383 I think we're waiting for you. 994 00:50:19,385 --> 00:50:23,143 So an hour-and-a-half to go until midday, 995 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:26,983 and with Paddy and Sabine making rapid progress on the motorway, 996 00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:30,145 Harris and Hill's fuel stop was costing them time. 997 00:50:31,825 --> 00:50:34,823 Cadwell Park was now less than 40 miles away 998 00:50:34,825 --> 00:50:36,785 and we weren't far behind. 999 00:50:41,185 --> 00:50:44,183 Here we go, the Humber Bridge. Look at this. Look out the windows. 1000 00:50:44,185 --> 00:50:45,783 What a view! 1001 00:50:45,785 --> 00:50:48,663 What a piece of engineering this is. 1002 00:50:48,665 --> 00:50:50,743 This is a treat, innit? 1003 00:50:50,745 --> 00:50:52,183 Better still, 1004 00:50:52,185 --> 00:50:54,143 back on the road in the Porsche, 1005 00:50:54,145 --> 00:50:57,063 Harris had taken over the map. 1006 00:50:57,065 --> 00:50:59,063 It's a right, right, right. 1007 00:50:59,065 --> 00:51:01,383 Not here. Not here? 1008 00:51:01,385 --> 00:51:02,945 No. I don't think that's... 1009 00:51:04,665 --> 00:51:06,623 Oh, bloody hell. That was it, I think. 1010 00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:09,623 It was... Yeah, that was it. That was it. Down here, U-turn. 1011 00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:11,863 U-turn? I was expecting a roundabout 1012 00:51:11,865 --> 00:51:15,823 and it wasn't. It was a right, right, right. Seriously? 1013 00:51:15,825 --> 00:51:18,623 With Hill's opinion of Harris dropping like a stone, 1014 00:51:18,625 --> 00:51:20,783 the race was on. 1015 00:51:20,785 --> 00:51:22,743 Welcome to Lincolnshire. 1016 00:51:22,745 --> 00:51:25,863 We're doing all right. We're doing all right, aren't we, Stig? 1017 00:51:25,865 --> 00:51:28,383 Humberside! Oh, Sabine, you're on it now. 1018 00:51:28,385 --> 00:51:31,305 You're good. I learned to read this BLEEP. 1019 00:51:35,865 --> 00:51:38,903 If we lose this race by a matter of seconds, 1020 00:51:38,905 --> 00:51:40,463 who will you blame? 1021 00:51:40,465 --> 00:51:42,103 ENGINE ROARS 1022 00:51:42,105 --> 00:51:43,505 Damon! 1023 00:51:45,305 --> 00:51:47,143 Oh, it's so tense. 1024 00:51:47,145 --> 00:51:52,703 But despite my iffy directions, Team 911 was about to hit... 1025 00:51:52,705 --> 00:51:54,583 ..Cadwell Park. 1026 00:51:54,585 --> 00:51:56,983 Yes! There's no way they've beaten us here. 1027 00:51:56,985 --> 00:51:58,025 No way. 1028 00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:02,423 Nicknamed the mini-Nurburgring, 1029 00:52:02,425 --> 00:52:07,623 this is one of the finest, most challenging racetracks in Britain. 1030 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:13,143 A 2.2-mile tarmac roller-coaster that'll stretch any sports car 1031 00:52:13,145 --> 00:52:16,665 and its driver to their absolute limit. 1032 00:52:17,745 --> 00:52:20,943 And with just under half an hour to go till midday, 1033 00:52:20,945 --> 00:52:25,063 it was time to start putting in some laps. 1034 00:52:25,065 --> 00:52:26,743 Do your strap up. 1035 00:52:26,745 --> 00:52:28,225 I'm doing it up. 1036 00:52:31,305 --> 00:52:33,063 Wow. Look at this. 1037 00:52:33,065 --> 00:52:34,743 I'm with Damon. 1038 00:52:34,745 --> 00:52:36,465 Silky smooth. 1039 00:52:37,865 --> 00:52:39,465 We're on it. 1040 00:52:40,585 --> 00:52:42,863 Where are we going now? 1041 00:52:42,865 --> 00:52:48,743 I think now it's probably time for the big boys to take over. 1042 00:52:48,745 --> 00:52:51,543 You're a lovely chap, and everything, 1043 00:52:51,545 --> 00:52:53,585 don't take it the wrong way, but... 1044 00:52:55,465 --> 00:52:57,103 Thank God he's gone. 1045 00:52:57,105 --> 00:52:58,905 Damon's taken over. 1046 00:53:02,905 --> 00:53:04,425 Ha-ha-ha! 1047 00:53:10,865 --> 00:53:14,143 So Harris and Hill were up and running. 1048 00:53:14,145 --> 00:53:15,945 I haven't lost a bit of it. 1049 00:53:16,945 --> 00:53:18,663 But then, hot on their heels, 1050 00:53:18,665 --> 00:53:20,385 we reached the track. 1051 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:24,225 There's a second engine sound. 1052 00:53:26,305 --> 00:53:29,025 And Stig had one more direction to give. 1053 00:53:30,465 --> 00:53:32,983 Oh, you're on this, aren't you? 1054 00:53:32,985 --> 00:53:34,823 Here he comes. Who's driving? 1055 00:53:34,825 --> 00:53:37,223 Good God, Lurch is driving. 1056 00:53:37,225 --> 00:53:39,065 You're in, Stig. 1057 00:53:40,465 --> 00:53:41,903 Woohoo! 1058 00:53:41,905 --> 00:53:43,343 So, hold on a minute. 1059 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,983 See you later. What...? We're going out there, Chris. 1060 00:53:45,985 --> 00:53:48,623 I thought you were a man of pride! I thought you had some pride! 1061 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:51,585 You got Damon Hill! He's better than you! See you! 1062 00:54:00,465 --> 00:54:03,745 I'd say that was a confident pit exit. 1063 00:54:07,305 --> 00:54:09,583 Let's chase that Porsche down. 1064 00:54:09,585 --> 00:54:11,425 Now the race was on. 1065 00:54:13,665 --> 00:54:15,383 Ohh... 1066 00:54:15,385 --> 00:54:17,183 Oops. Too much kerb. 1067 00:54:17,185 --> 00:54:18,983 Steady on, Hill. 1068 00:54:18,985 --> 00:54:20,305 Go on, Damon. 1069 00:54:21,545 --> 00:54:23,025 He's on it as well. 1070 00:54:24,465 --> 00:54:26,305 Oh! Oh, sideways. 1071 00:54:32,425 --> 00:54:34,545 TYRES SCREECH 1072 00:54:36,905 --> 00:54:39,543 Hill and Stig were pushing hard. 1073 00:54:39,545 --> 00:54:41,225 Go on, Damon. 1074 00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:44,663 FREDDIE CHUCKLES 1075 00:54:44,665 --> 00:54:47,423 But while the fight between the sports cars was well under way 1076 00:54:47,425 --> 00:54:49,903 on track, unfortunately for McGuinness, 1077 00:54:49,905 --> 00:54:53,023 the grand tourer was still... 1078 00:54:53,025 --> 00:54:54,383 ..grand touring. 1079 00:54:54,385 --> 00:54:58,065 Do you think we've gone past it? Uh... 1080 00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:01,623 I can't see anything racetrack-y. 1081 00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:03,503 No. 1082 00:55:03,505 --> 00:55:04,943 I could. 1083 00:55:04,945 --> 00:55:06,463 Go on, Stig, give it some stick! 1084 00:55:06,465 --> 00:55:07,903 Come on, the Stig! 1085 00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:09,903 And with the laps piling on... 1086 00:55:09,905 --> 00:55:11,423 Getting a bit slippery now. 1087 00:55:11,425 --> 00:55:12,903 Tyres going off. 1088 00:55:12,905 --> 00:55:15,585 ..it looked like Damon might be slowing down. 1089 00:55:19,985 --> 00:55:21,623 Bit of understeer there. 1090 00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:24,983 Right, let's see if Chris can do better than that. 1091 00:55:24,985 --> 00:55:27,905 He'll be hard pushed to improve on Hill. 1092 00:55:29,105 --> 00:55:30,745 Oi, Damon! 1093 00:55:32,185 --> 00:55:34,183 An unscheduled pit stop. 1094 00:55:34,185 --> 00:55:36,663 I think I've left some tyres for you! 1095 00:55:36,665 --> 00:55:38,063 Thank you. 1096 00:55:38,065 --> 00:55:39,705 Don't beat my lap time. 1097 00:55:41,585 --> 00:55:44,105 I've just seen Damon Hill is out of the car. 1098 00:55:51,785 --> 00:55:53,823 Catch Flintoff! 1099 00:55:53,825 --> 00:55:55,623 Porsche has got a performance advantage. 1100 00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:57,185 I think it's a quicker car. 1101 00:55:58,385 --> 00:56:00,503 Pedal's a bit long. 1102 00:56:00,505 --> 00:56:04,383 The laps were now also taking their toll on the Aston, though. 1103 00:56:04,385 --> 00:56:06,623 There's a Porsche behind us, Stig. 1104 00:56:06,625 --> 00:56:09,263 And lugging the weight of an extra passenger 1105 00:56:09,265 --> 00:56:10,785 suddenly felt like a bad idea. 1106 00:56:16,345 --> 00:56:19,903 Harris is catching! We're hauling him in! 1107 00:56:19,905 --> 00:56:21,543 Whatever the outcome, 1108 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:26,023 this was shaping up to be one hell of a test of our sports cars. 1109 00:56:26,025 --> 00:56:28,343 And as for the Portofino... 1110 00:56:28,345 --> 00:56:30,263 FANFARE PLAYS 1111 00:56:30,265 --> 00:56:31,423 Ohh! 1112 00:56:31,425 --> 00:56:32,943 Hey-up, what's that? Wey-ey! 1113 00:56:32,945 --> 00:56:35,223 THEY CHEER 1114 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:37,343 Here we go! Woo! 1115 00:56:37,345 --> 00:56:40,665 Well, it was never a sports car anyway! 1116 00:56:42,265 --> 00:56:44,303 Oh, they're already going round, Sabine. 1117 00:56:44,305 --> 00:56:46,223 They're already going round. 1118 00:56:46,225 --> 00:56:48,543 Hello, sir. Hello. You'll be needing these. 1119 00:56:48,545 --> 00:56:51,463 There you are, one for you. Thank you. Thank you. 1120 00:56:51,465 --> 00:56:53,143 That's a gutter, Sabine. 1121 00:56:53,145 --> 00:56:54,543 So do we swap? 1122 00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,543 It's pointless now. 1123 00:56:56,545 --> 00:56:59,783 Pointless. I don't think we can... How much time do we have left? 1124 00:56:59,785 --> 00:57:01,823 I think... Well, I think... 1125 00:57:01,825 --> 00:57:03,863 It's 11.50. Ohhh! 1126 00:57:03,865 --> 00:57:07,143 No, no, it doesn't make sense. We've no chance. 1127 00:57:07,145 --> 00:57:09,783 What we'll do now, we'll just enjoy the whole 1128 00:57:09,785 --> 00:57:11,383 Portofino experience. 1129 00:57:11,385 --> 00:57:13,343 Shall we have the roof off? 1130 00:57:13,345 --> 00:57:15,143 Bit of sunshine? 1131 00:57:15,145 --> 00:57:16,823 SHE GASPS 1132 00:57:16,825 --> 00:57:18,543 It's the Stig. 1133 00:57:18,545 --> 00:57:20,183 Ohh! Catch them! Grazie. 1134 00:57:20,185 --> 00:57:24,063 Adios. Grazie. Ciao bello! Ciao bello! 1135 00:57:24,065 --> 00:57:25,743 Come on, then. 1136 00:57:25,745 --> 00:57:27,063 INDICATOR CLICKS 1137 00:57:27,065 --> 00:57:28,545 Let's have a go. 1138 00:57:29,825 --> 00:57:31,583 What's he doing? Really? 1139 00:57:31,585 --> 00:57:33,263 Didn't let me overtake him. 1140 00:57:33,265 --> 00:57:35,143 What a selfish swine. 1141 00:57:35,145 --> 00:57:38,343 So, seven minutes to go. 1142 00:57:38,345 --> 00:57:41,303 And with the Portofino on track at last... 1143 00:57:41,305 --> 00:57:43,703 Just having a relaxing drive, Sabine! 1144 00:57:43,705 --> 00:57:47,223 ..and Flintoff now in the driver's seat... 1145 00:57:47,225 --> 00:57:49,385 Here we go, go, go, go! 1146 00:57:50,865 --> 00:57:52,663 He's not impressed, is he? 1147 00:57:52,665 --> 00:57:54,863 ..all we could do was keep on lapping 1148 00:57:54,865 --> 00:57:56,425 until the clock hit 12.00. 1149 00:57:57,705 --> 00:57:59,825 THEY EXCLAIM 1150 00:58:01,305 --> 00:58:03,223 Oh, mamma mia! 1151 00:58:03,225 --> 00:58:05,343 Come on, McGuinness! 1152 00:58:05,345 --> 00:58:08,663 They've lost their way on the route to Lake Como, haven't they? 1153 00:58:08,665 --> 00:58:10,543 Feel free to offer any advice, Stig. 1154 00:58:10,545 --> 00:58:11,905 Oh, too quick! 1155 00:58:13,945 --> 00:58:15,703 SHE SHRIEKS 1156 00:58:15,705 --> 00:58:17,465 Oh, we got it! 1157 00:58:21,425 --> 00:58:23,865 Chequered flag, chequered flag, Stig. 1158 00:58:26,505 --> 00:58:30,505 I wonder if McGuinness will be gracious in defeat. 1159 00:58:34,905 --> 00:58:36,863 Yes, baby. 1160 00:58:36,865 --> 00:58:38,783 Ohhh! 1161 00:58:38,785 --> 00:58:42,065 Here we go! Here we go! 1162 00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:50,583 What a circuit this is. 1163 00:58:50,585 --> 00:58:52,543 Isn't it just fantastic? 1164 00:58:52,545 --> 00:58:54,743 Come on. Beautiful. 1165 00:58:54,745 --> 00:58:59,183 Best news of the day by far, though, I've got a new friend 1166 00:58:59,185 --> 00:59:02,625 and he's called the Stig. Ha-ha! 1167 00:59:14,665 --> 00:59:17,945 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 1168 00:59:21,545 --> 00:59:25,423 I tell you summat, though, actually, forget all the cars, 1169 00:59:25,425 --> 00:59:27,503 forget the cars, forget the racing, 1170 00:59:27,505 --> 00:59:30,063 it was lovely to see the Stig's softer side. 1171 00:59:30,065 --> 00:59:33,023 I'll tell you what, he just needs a bit of TLC, like everyone else, 1172 00:59:33,025 --> 00:59:34,463 to open up. Absolutely. 1173 00:59:34,465 --> 00:59:37,343 We're off next week. West End, me and t'Stig, Evita. 1174 00:59:37,345 --> 00:59:39,743 LAUGHTER 1175 00:59:39,745 --> 00:59:42,783 So now we need to find out the results of the race. 1176 00:59:42,785 --> 00:59:44,983 Who did the most laps? 1177 00:59:44,985 --> 00:59:49,103 You don't even need the card, mate. It's obvious that I won. 1178 00:59:49,105 --> 00:59:52,383 Me and Damon, we got to the track first, banged out a load of laps, 1179 00:59:52,385 --> 00:59:55,903 didn't get overtaken, therefore...I win. 1180 00:59:55,905 --> 00:59:59,903 To be honest, I was going to try and drag it out a little bit, you know? 1181 00:59:59,905 --> 01:00:01,823 TV show, Chris. Right, OK, OK. 1182 01:00:01,825 --> 01:00:03,663 All right, Chris. 1183 01:00:03,665 --> 01:00:05,063 20 laps. 1184 01:00:05,065 --> 01:00:06,465 Well done. Well done. 1185 01:00:09,145 --> 01:00:11,343 German engineering. Yeah, it was good. 1186 01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:12,385 Yep. 1187 01:00:14,145 --> 01:00:16,905 Freddie. 17 laps. I'll have that! 1188 01:00:23,665 --> 01:00:26,223 And Paddy... Oh, it's ran out of ink. 1189 01:00:26,225 --> 01:00:27,743 Yeah, ha-ha! 1190 01:00:27,745 --> 01:00:29,903 Five laps. Oh! 1191 01:00:29,905 --> 01:00:31,223 All right. 1192 01:00:31,225 --> 01:00:33,103 All right, all right. 1193 01:00:33,105 --> 01:00:37,623 Five laps! Whatever. Whatever. 1194 01:00:37,625 --> 01:00:41,463 Right, but listen, we need to sort out who had the best sports car. 1195 01:00:41,465 --> 01:00:42,823 I did. Now, Chris. 1196 01:00:42,825 --> 01:00:45,183 You won at Cadwell. You did the most laps. 1197 01:00:45,185 --> 01:00:48,063 My Ferrari absolutely stormed it on the speed test. 1198 01:00:48,065 --> 01:00:51,863 Your Aston, well, that's a lovely colour. Erm... 1199 01:00:51,865 --> 01:00:54,903 Best way to do this, let the audience decide. 1200 01:00:54,905 --> 01:00:56,463 OK, all right, then. 1201 01:00:56,465 --> 01:00:59,143 First up, who thinks the Porsche? 1202 01:00:59,145 --> 01:01:01,703 CHEER 1203 01:01:01,705 --> 01:01:02,943 No. 1204 01:01:02,945 --> 01:01:04,263 Not good, that, Chris. 1205 01:01:04,265 --> 01:01:05,823 That's all the noise in this room. 1206 01:01:05,825 --> 01:01:08,583 What about the beautiful Ferrari, everybody? 1207 01:01:08,585 --> 01:01:10,023 SLIGHTLY LOUDER CHEER 1208 01:01:10,025 --> 01:01:11,065 Yes, yes! 1209 01:01:12,185 --> 01:01:15,383 And who would have the beautiful, 1210 01:01:15,385 --> 01:01:17,503 BRITISH Aston? 1211 01:01:17,505 --> 01:01:20,703 SUSTAINED CHEERING 1212 01:01:20,705 --> 01:01:23,943 Boom! Thank you. 1213 01:01:23,945 --> 01:01:25,503 Thank you! 1214 01:01:25,505 --> 01:01:28,063 He used the British thing there, but, yeah... 1215 01:01:28,065 --> 01:01:31,463 But the audience has chosen - wrongly - the Aston. 1216 01:01:31,465 --> 01:01:33,903 But what would you choose? 1217 01:01:33,905 --> 01:01:36,143 Oi! Lurch! What would you choose? 1218 01:01:36,145 --> 01:01:38,623 To be honest, the Porsche. LAUGHTER 1219 01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:41,463 And you? I think I'd choose the Porsche as well! 1220 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:43,223 Anyhow, that's all for tonight. 1221 01:01:43,225 --> 01:01:45,303 We'll see you next week when we find out 1222 01:01:45,305 --> 01:01:47,503 which is the fastest emergency service 1223 01:01:47,505 --> 01:01:49,743 and I drive the BMW M8. 1224 01:01:49,745 --> 01:01:51,383 See you then. Goodnight! 1225 01:01:51,385 --> 01:01:53,225 CHEERING 144931