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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:03,900 I believe it will be classed as controlling and coercive behaviour. 2 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:07,280 Carrie has given a tabloid interview. 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:08,840 I want a divorce. 4 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:12,680 Not pregnant. Not pregnant any more... 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,840 Do you mind coming with me? I just need to see in your bag. 6 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,600 It's not that I haven't had the same thoughts. 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,400 Of kids. People that you love. 8 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,640 Busted! 9 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,160 Why did you ask me not to leave? 10 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,040 Because I needed to know if I had made a mistake. 11 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:30,280 Nina... 12 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,960 ..I'm back. 13 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,120 NINA: Hannah! Are you awake? I've made toast. 14 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,400 PHONE BEEPS 15 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,240 Oh, God. 16 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,800 How many weeks pregnant are you? 17 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,680 You know maths was never my strong point. 18 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,200 Eight? Nine? 19 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,480 Though there was this very sloppy drinks thingy 20 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,240 which culminated in a night with Andy some time past that. 21 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,760 Andy? What, depressed Andy? 22 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,840 Yoga Andy. Oh. 23 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,680 Before Mark, after Rex. Wow. 24 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,520 And this is what I missed. 25 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,080 That doesn't mean... Nina... No. 26 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,440 I'd be a crap mum. 27 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,240 I don't even like kids much. 28 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,560 You're a 35-year-old lawyer. 29 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,600 Maybe this is the right time. 30 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,560 No. 31 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:53,000 I've got an appointment for an abortion this afternoon. 32 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,320 Does Rose...? 33 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,880 SIGHS: I can't. 34 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,680 SIGHS: It's hard, keeping a secret like that. 35 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,120 I-I'm not saying you have to, but it will weigh on you. 36 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,360 Not yet. 37 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,040 Get showered. 38 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:15,440 Nathan's coming in for the Hansen case. You got a shirt I can borrow? 39 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:16,880 Blue one, rail. 40 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,600 This isn't even your size. 41 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,760 It's just stuff. Stuff?! 42 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,280 You were arrested last night. 43 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,160 Do you know what moves I had to throw to get you off without even a caution? 44 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,520 The lies I had to tell?! I said thank you. 45 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,120 This isn't a packet of Refreshers on the way to school. This... 46 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,480 This is pathological. You'd be struck off for this. 47 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,000 My God! Calm down. 48 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,320 This place is a tip, Nina. 49 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,200 You're right - you can't look after yourself. 50 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,560 COAT HANGERS RATTLE 51 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,000 We all have shit, Nina. 52 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,400 We all have shit! 53 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,920 Please can we stop? Aren't you...? 54 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,000 THEY LAUGH 55 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,360 Aren't you close? 56 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,880 This is the fifth time in 12 hours. I've nothing left, 57 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,640 and the doctor said we needed to wait. But you had your porn face on. 58 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,560 I've got a porn face?! I've not got a porn face. 59 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,240 According to the app, we could be ovulating 60 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,920 this very second. Rose! A very nice Polish man... 61 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:23,480 Oh, oh! Get out! I'll tell him you're getting dressed, or... 62 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,240 Get out! ..cleaning your teeth! 63 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,080 DOOR SLAMS Please! Aah! 64 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,920 PHOTOGRAPHER: Fi! Any comment on Carrie? You on the sofa, mate? 65 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,240 Careful, yeah? 66 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:35,160 You keep looking at that sidebar of shame, it'll rot your brain, mate. 67 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,400 ENGINE STARTS UP 68 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,320 CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK 69 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:44,520 Hey. You blur my kids' faces out, or my lawyers will rip you apart. 70 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,000 TYRES SCREECH 71 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,480 CAMERA SHUTTERS KEEP CLICKING 72 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,760 PHONE ALERT 73 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,360 RICHIE: Hey! Put it away. 74 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,160 Screen-free zone. 75 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,760 I want you in a hotel tonight. 76 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,280 SCOFFS 77 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,120 Not happening. 78 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:11,160 Smile, babe. United front. 79 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,280 ALI: OK, first up, live radio. They're going to ask about Carrie - 80 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,600 we'll kill it with love. Good news, you've got Jo, she's geared up 81 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,120 and onside. We're going to drown it with loads of positive coverage. 82 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,120 Haters going to hate, but we're going to keep showing them the love. Ali, we need to 83 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,640 raise the game here. I know. I'm on it. 84 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,440 So you've got back-to-back calls, right? Couple of internationals. 85 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,080 All very, very smart, very pro the show. 86 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,240 You're a star. Yeah. Uh, bit of heat from the network. 87 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,040 I've reassured, they're absolutely fine - 88 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,000 we've just got to hold the party line on this. 89 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,280 Yeah, I'll put in a call. 90 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,560 Fire back with the obvious stuff, you know it's permanency, 91 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,280 commitment, quality brand. 92 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,560 You know, show them you can roll with the punches. 93 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:46,240 It's just going to fade itself out, as long as there's nothing more to stoke it. 94 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,800 Nah, we're golden. I can't do this. 95 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,840 Fi, they win if you let this crap 96 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,840 spook you. Richie, you're not listening to me. 97 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,080 Babe. Babe... I've engaged a solicitor. 98 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,400 HE LAUGHS 99 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,560 You've engaged a solicitor? 100 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:02,760 Yes. No, no, no. 101 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,040 You've had a couple of drinks with a yummy mummy 102 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,120 and she's got in your ear, yeah? So why don't you get some air. 103 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,960 Take one of your... rescue remedies. 104 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,480 Your next interview's in 20 minutes. 105 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,520 I'll do this week. I'll do the show. But then we're done. 106 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,520 OK... 107 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,080 I'll say when we're done. 108 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:30,400 So, shall I flag that? No, no, no. We're all good. 109 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,560 Listen, er... 110 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,600 ..find out everything you can about a Hannah Stern. 111 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,080 Family lawyer. 112 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,760 NHD. 113 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,160 Yeah. 114 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,840 RECEPTIONIST: Morning! 115 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,160 Keen? 116 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,320 Ah, I come bearing gifts. 117 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,360 Double-shot latte and an almond croissant. 118 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,240 Thanks. Let him carry his own bundles. 119 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,320 It's fine. 120 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:28,800 Is Nina OK? 121 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,440 Ask me another. 122 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,840 Parents' evening tonight. Vinnie's got the fear. 123 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,120 You forgot. I did not forget. 124 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,360 You forgot! 125 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,200 Also, restaurant booked for tomorrow. 126 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,600 Anniversary! 127 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,840 Yes, thank you, this is a good feeling. 128 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:45,240 Relationship goals. Lauren used to say I'd forgotten every year. 129 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,400 Not forgotten this year. "Thank you, Nathan." 130 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,280 Thank you, Nathan. Yeah, real smile, not fake smile. 131 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,320 Can't we just do a takeaway? 132 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,120 It's 20 years. Wow. 133 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,960 Richie Hansen will have got my letter this morning. 134 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,040 Petition will follow, but we're on. 135 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:02,040 And given this morning's press, it won't be difficult to make a case 136 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,440 for divorce on the basis of his unreasonable behaviour, 137 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,080 including his inappropriate relationship with another woman. 138 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,280 But obviously, they're feeling the heat. 139 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,440 They're high-profile, it's volatile, 140 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,560 and all the signs are he won't take this well. 141 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,200 She's keeping a record of his coercive and controlling behaviour? 142 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,960 We're naturally concerned for her wellbeing. Naturally. 143 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,080 She's obviously susceptible. 144 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,840 They've been together a long time. Our client believes, 145 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,240 er, Mr Hansen will refuse to move out of the family home. 146 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,320 He's yet to issue a statement denying the affair. 147 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,520 Well, they want to preserve their brand. Reassure the network. Talking to our media team, 148 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,280 this is a story that's only going to spiral. 149 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,360 There's been, er, rumours about them, er, for a while. 150 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,520 Ah. The rumours. 151 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,160 Such a cliche women trapped in marriages that they don't believe 152 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,880 they're worthy of getting out of. 153 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,920 Happy to compromise on whatever crap behaviour 154 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,640 their spouse throws at them. 155 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,240 Welcome to family law. Not just family law. 156 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,960 People put up with no end of shit in every walk of life. 157 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,840 If Mr Hansen's, er, refusing to move out... 158 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,440 Well, we can make an application for a non-molestation order, 159 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,960 if you're worried about her safety. 160 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:02,560 Certainly, if she's frightened... We can apply without notice. 161 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,160 Well, let's have it ready, 162 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,040 and I can discuss it with my client. Do we know yet 163 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,280 who he'll get to represent him? 164 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,440 It'll be one of the big five. 165 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,920 Yeah, I'd pop for Melanie Aickman. 166 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,000 Melanie! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 167 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,120 Dear Melanie. This is why you brought me in so quickly. 168 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,320 Yeah, well, she poaches you every time. 169 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,520 Sorry, I've got another meeting. 170 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,800 OK. We can have the application 171 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,320 ready and in the district judge's list by tomorrow. 172 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,800 Nathan. 173 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,480 I thought you were here. 174 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,120 I hear you're getting married. Terrible idea. 175 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,000 ZANDER LAUGHS: And that's from an expert. 176 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,080 Two weeks. I expect you there. Invite accepted. 177 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,640 Oh, er, bottom site, languages 178 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,320 and science are both in the main hall. 179 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,080 And if I have to tell you again, 180 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,200 we don't touch the wine. HANNAH: Ha. 181 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,600 Parents' evening. Oh. 182 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,680 Dodged that ball. 183 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,720 You, er, didn't reply to my e-mail. 184 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,320 Tomorrow. 185 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,920 It was a choice between a party and paintballing. 186 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:04,240 I decided she'd, er, hate a party more, so... 187 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,040 Attendance is mandatory. 188 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,840 I mean, I don't give a shit, but Hannah would kill me 189 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,880 if you weren't there. 20 years! China! 190 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,600 It's china. Not as in the country, as in cup. 191 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:19,040 Er, the kids have taken control. 192 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:22,760 I'm trying not to look, but I have a nasty suspicion something's gone wrong. 193 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:27,240 Last night, there was a lot of fist-punching gold cats 194 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:30,520 delivered by Amazon, so... So the country, then. 195 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:33,040 Yeah. Opportunities for racial stereotyping everywhere. 196 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,600 Don't tell Hannah. 197 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,480 Hopeless at keeping a secret - no poker face. 198 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:46,240 Er, I'm collecting for Hannah's anniversary present. 199 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,320 Ah. Er...yeah. 200 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,560 FIRE ALARM 201 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,160 Seriously?! 202 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,160 What, every week? 203 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,360 ALARM CONTINUES 204 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,280 ZANDER: OK, everyone, let's do this with a smile. 205 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,560 MAGGIE: Everybody downstairs. Don't use the lifts. 206 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,640 Assembly point is directly opposite. 207 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,120 Ah, a vaper. 208 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,080 Yeah, well, the hard stuff gets you arrested. 209 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,800 Chill, sister. 210 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,720 Someone taking an early lunch? 211 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,960 Can one man get more irritating? 212 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,280 FIRE ALARM CONTINUES 213 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,280 We should be at the assembly point. 214 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,120 Christie. 215 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,440 What? 216 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,800 ALARM STOPS 217 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,000 SCOFFS 218 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,080 SIGHS 219 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,880 That's... That's it? 220 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,000 No. No. Shouldn't we at least talk? 221 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,240 Oh, you want to talk now? Because you seemed 222 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,120 pretty clear last night. Don't be like that. 223 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,920 We have to work together. We... 224 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,840 We have to find a way to push this on. 225 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,520 We have to do meetings 226 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,560 and interact, and if you behave the way you're behaving... 227 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,520 Behaving?! You're angry, and I get that, 228 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,840 but...but this is our place of work... Oh, my God. 229 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,960 Did the last three months just not happen? 230 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,880 It happened. I'm not denying it happened. 231 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,440 But it's... It's 20 years. It's... 232 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,480 Yeah. ..20 years I've been with Nathan. 233 00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,960 Tomorrow. Yeah. 234 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,080 Add another five, and it's 25 since we first met. 235 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,320 You want to celebrate that? 236 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,160 I...I'm sorry. I-I-I don't know what I've been doing. 237 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,960 SCOFFS Christie. 238 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,840 I think you know exactly what you've been doing. I think you always do. 239 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,360 I think... I think you're ambitious. 240 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,200 I think you see something you want, and you go for it, Hannah. 241 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:20,320 I think you saw me, and you saw unfinished business. 242 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,880 Wow. 243 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,760 Is that the way you want to do this? 244 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,240 Is that what you're going to hurl now? 245 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,520 Why is it when a man calls a woman ambitious, it's... 246 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,120 ..it's delivered like a negative? 247 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,200 SIGHS 248 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,080 Yeah. Yeah, I'm...I'm ambitious. 249 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,560 For my work. 250 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:38,480 For the... For the clients that I serve. 251 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,240 But...this? 252 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,680 This? You think this was about ambition? 253 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,760 Do you know how hard this is? 254 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,160 Have you ever loved two people? 255 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:57,320 I mean, really, like, gut-wrenchingly loved two people. 256 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:02,440 Two people so it...aches when you don't see them. 257 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:08,200 A-Aches...when you think of them with anyone else. 258 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,520 I love you. 259 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,480 I love you, Christie. 260 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,120 But Nathan won. Nathan wins. 261 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,280 My life wins. And I'm... 262 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,920 ..I'm sorry. 263 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,440 Yeah. 264 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,640 COLLEAGUES APPROACH, CHATTERING 265 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,160 SNIFFS 266 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,720 OK... 267 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,720 SOBS 268 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,680 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 269 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,720 Moving day. 270 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,200 I'd better get going. 271 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,600 BED SPRINGS CREAK 272 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,960 Ooh! Oops! God. 273 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,800 What? This bed is a health hazard. 274 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,440 The dump won't even take it. 275 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,080 I think Nina was conceived on this. 276 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,960 Ugh, too much information. 277 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,640 Makes good babies. 278 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,840 Sorry. Clumsy, clumsy. 279 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,840 It's OK. You're born with two million eggs at least. One of them's bound to... 280 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,320 Hatch. We're good. We're fine. 281 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:23,520 And I'm late for Prof Ronnie. You still have a crush on him. 282 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,760 Purely professional. 283 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,600 And for your information, 284 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,960 last time I saw him, no Speedos, fully dressed. 285 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,880 Ah, Mother, but what lies beneath? 286 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,840 Is that funny? Is she being funny? 287 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,480 I never get this girl's jokes. 288 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,800 Last of our post. 289 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,400 Anything interesting? 290 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,600 Bills. 291 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,120 Oh. 292 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,200 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 293 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,400 Will Parker. 294 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,840 And his new husband. 295 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,680 Since when? Since yesterday. 296 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,560 I thought he was still in rehab. 297 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,720 Was. Is. That's where they met. They're giddy. 298 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,320 Ahh, that's love for you. 299 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,720 I'm falling on the side of delusional. 300 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,680 And I'm guessing his mother... 301 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,920 Wants an annulment, and taking no prisoners. 302 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,120 Would you like to burst their bubble, or shall I? 303 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,800 SIGHS 304 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,280 HELEN: The rules of rehab are perfectly clear. 305 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,640 You've known each other a week! 306 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,000 Three months. They absconded. 307 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,800 They literally climbed over the wall. 308 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,600 It's rehab, not Strangeways, Mother. Will you talk to him, Hannah, please? 309 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,000 We love each other. OK. 310 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,760 Can we calm, please? 311 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,600 You are sectioned under the Mental Health Act, 312 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,160 for crying out loud! 313 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,280 That's grounds for annulment right there. 314 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,720 Actually, the section expired two weeks before the wedding. 315 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,800 And it wouldn't necessarily make the marriage voidable. 316 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,320 The law doesn't prevent someone from marrying 317 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,840 just because they're sectioned. 318 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,200 I have a letter from Will's psychiatrist, affirming that 319 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,680 he lacked the mental capacity to enter into the contract, 320 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,840 making his marriage null and void. 321 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,800 This letter has been generated retrospectively. 322 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,720 It is inadmissible. 323 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,440 Quite possibly criminal. Are there no lengths you won't go to? 324 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,840 Helen, you can't just erase their relationship. 325 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,120 You're angry right now. 326 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,840 Let's try to find a way forward. Well, then, 327 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,080 you tell his grandfather that his only grandson and heir 328 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,440 is at risk of sharing, 329 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,400 with an intravenous drug user he's known precisely 12 weeks, 330 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,400 a 7% stake in a business with an annual turnover of 2 billion. 331 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,080 Can I have a ginger nut? 332 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,720 WILL LAUGHS 333 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,960 If the papers get hold of this... Which they won't. 334 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,880 Because he owns every sleazy tabloid that would even be remotely interested. 335 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,720 Will... Haven't you ever been in love? 336 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,880 The simplest way to protect Will's fortune would be a postnup. 337 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,240 Which has all the legal integrity 338 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,320 of an Amazon Wish List. Actually, no... 339 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,280 Screw you, Mother. Really? 340 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,120 Stop. Please, stop. 341 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,640 I'll sign it. 342 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,920 I-I-I'll sign a postnup. 343 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,320 We'd advise you to get your own representation 344 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,640 before you do that. 345 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,120 Trust me, Helen, it really is the best option. 346 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,280 For everyone! 347 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,360 We'll draw it up, and we'll start with that. 348 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,560 Rose moved out today. 349 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,560 And I seem to be left with a lot of dust and a few lumpy mattresses. 350 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,960 And before you say downsize, don't. 351 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,200 Who wants to downsize? 352 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,520 I want bigger, bolder. More. 353 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,760 I want more. 354 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,360 That was always your fault line, Ruth. 355 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,120 Nothing was ever enough. 356 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,160 Rose was asking about you. 357 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,600 Ah? CHUCKLES 358 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,920 Does she still have eyes like a Moomin? 359 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,800 Perhaps we should give them something to really talk about. 360 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,560 Are you flirting with me, Prof Ronnie? 361 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,800 Always. 362 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,120 Hi. Just one moment. 363 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,200 Well, is this going to take long? 364 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,520 I've been waiting half an hour. Some of us have to work. 365 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,280 HUFFS 366 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,200 You know, you shouldn't keep people waiting. 367 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,480 It's enough that people have come here, and then you... 368 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,080 ..keep us waiting. 369 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,720 I'm sure I'm not the only one. 370 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,760 WHISPERS: Great. 371 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,680 No... 372 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,480 No, I can't! 373 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,920 Fuck you! 374 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,720 No, I... 375 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,120 Do you want a tray for that? 376 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:21,360 Er...yeah. Thanks. 377 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,240 Are you feeding an army? 378 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,000 Yeah, something like that. 379 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,240 NATHAN: Your mother's going to meet us there, so five-minute warning. 380 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,800 Coming. 381 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,040 You look nice. 382 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,600 Richie... I'm not angry. 383 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,440 It's all calm. 384 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,320 We're just going to our son's parents' evening, and... 385 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,760 ..this morning I received a letter informing me 386 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,000 that my wife intends to divorce me. 387 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,440 Look... 388 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,520 I don't want anything from you. 389 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,000 Please make it easy for the kids. 390 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,800 Book into a hotel, stay wherever you want. 391 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,240 I found you. 392 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:23,120 I...found...you. 393 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,480 I gave you a sound. 394 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,320 And you were still crap. 395 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,640 We're toxic. 396 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,080 Living with you is toxic. I like that. 397 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,080 I like it when you're more forceful. 398 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,840 Why aren't you like that more often, Fi? Hmm? 399 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,000 It's a turn-on. 400 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,880 You know, you're turning me on. 401 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,520 We're not divorced yet. 402 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,160 LIV: Me costaran los tiempos verbales 403 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,720 mas de lo que deberian. Me cuestan los tiempos. 404 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,440 HANNAH: Sorry. 405 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,440 Tranquila. No nos conocemos aun, soy Mateo Lopez. 406 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,800 Ooh, sorry, no. Useless with languages. 407 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,640 Por otro lado... 408 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:08,080 Soy los cojones del perro en espanol. 409 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,000 Though, my husband deludes himself that he can speak Spanish. 410 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,120 I-I was just saying Liv's great. Like, really great. 411 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:18,400 Because I know you found things a little tough earlier this year. 412 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,880 A difficult time? 413 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,200 Yeah, er...things weren't great. 414 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,080 Predicted grades! I think we'd love to know Liv's predicted grades. 415 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,200 Yeah. 416 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,200 El Capo was annoying. He was just... 417 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,560 Being annoying. Did you know her grades were slipping? 418 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,720 Not in Spanish. 419 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,200 Yeah, well, having a doe-eyed Latino 420 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,120 who looks 12 might be something to do with it. 421 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,920 If it's improving her languages, who cares? 422 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,960 Could one of my children please just become a neurosurgeon? Is that too much to ask? 423 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,160 FI: ..try and get on top of the homework. 424 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,160 I'm going to try and catch Fi Hansen. 425 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,880 Shit, don't leave me alone. It's awkward enough. 426 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,440 Fine. I'm starving. Do they never have proper food at these things? 427 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,440 If you see any pretzels, do your bit. 428 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,920 Thank you. 429 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,400 I tried calling you this afternoon. 430 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,600 I wasn't sure if you'd be here. You OK? 431 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,920 I'm scared. 432 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,640 We've prepared a non-molestation order. 433 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,160 That's just a precaution. 434 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,480 But on your word, we present it to the court 435 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,120 and turn around in...less than 24 hours. 436 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,680 DOOR OPENS 437 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,120 DOOR CLOSES 438 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:31,080 And if you're really scared, then you have 439 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,680 my number on speed dial, and I suggest you also call the police. 440 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,960 He won't move out. I've tried. 441 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,200 The network are getting edgy. 442 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,720 Everyone's running around trying to dampen down the Carrie stuff. 443 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,120 That bloody show goes out again in less than a week. You know 444 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,400 there are penalties for bringing them into disrepute? 445 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,880 There's a whole list of recommendations, apparently. 446 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,360 Like what? Well, as ambassadors 447 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,960 of the network, it's our job to promote the values of the company. 448 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,880 No-one can hold you to account for wanting a divorce, Fi. 449 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,400 The kids have read everything. 450 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,840 You can do this. 451 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,800 You can do this. 452 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,640 Hey! Oh. 453 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,520 Did Hannah tell you I got those tickets? 454 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,600 Next Saturday. You, me, the boys... 455 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,320 Yeah, it's a great offer, but sadly I'm going to have to decline. 456 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,080 You know, I always hoped you weren't a prick. 457 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,480 Er, English Literature is queuing round the block, 458 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,520 so Vinnie and Tilly 459 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,120 have moved on to German. Ah, good move. 460 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:23,200 Callum, why don't you, er, go wait with Vinnie? 461 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,600 FI: Where's your brother? 462 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,000 Hey...thanks for your letter. 463 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,760 Nothing like the personal touch. 464 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,600 This is not the place. 465 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,080 It's exactly the place. 466 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,440 We're both parents. 467 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,920 Both do anything for our kids. 468 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,800 I don't know what voodoo you do around my wife, 469 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,320 but it's going to take a lot more than a sheet of headed notepaper 470 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,520 to intimidate... 471 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,000 Intimidate? Oh, really? 472 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,360 Hey! 473 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,840 Look, this is finished. 474 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,760 Only just begun. 475 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,720 Hannah, er, Vinnie's waiting. 476 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,960 Don't ever touch my wife again, 477 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,440 or I will do more than drag you through court. 478 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,000 CHUCKLES 479 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,200 KNOCKS ON DOOR 480 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,360 I thought Tyler and I were the only ones still here. 481 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,000 Well... Drink? 482 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,880 Sure. 483 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,680 So is Tyler going to go through my e-mails, too? 484 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,680 Only the work ones. 485 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,920 If you've nothing to hide... 486 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,680 ...you've nothing to fear. 487 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,640 Well, perhaps you should go through his. 488 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,880 Isn't that what you and Ruth are doing for me? 489 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,120 CHUCKLES: All I'm saying is, 490 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,400 how well can you get to know anyone in three months? 491 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,800 Well enough to know you want to spend the rest of your life with them. 492 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,280 To be honest, I knew that the first night I met him. 493 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,480 This is all...due diligence. 494 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,360 I should thank you. 495 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,640 If I hadn't been forced to go to Chicago... 496 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,800 Glad it worked out for one of us. 497 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,840 So it WAS an affair of the heart. 498 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,320 Of the heart. Oh, yeah. 499 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,720 I may even have lost my head there for a while. 500 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,840 We're all guilty of that. 501 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,360 Night, Zander. 502 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,960 KNOCK AT DOOR 503 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,760 Hey. 504 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,360 What? 505 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,360 He seems nice. 506 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,840 Senor Lopez. 507 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,480 You're so lame. 508 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,280 He's like...30. That's gross. 509 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,120 Mm, that's ancient. 510 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,600 You should sleep. 511 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,360 I know you smoked it. 512 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,960 The zoot. 513 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,600 And I'm meant to be the child. 514 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,560 It was funny. 515 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,840 It's funny. 516 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,600 Not funny? 517 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,840 It's bad. It's very... It's very, very bad. 518 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,440 I heard you and Dad. 519 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,200 Giggling with him. 520 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,480 I'm sorry. 521 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,160 How can you forgive him? 522 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,880 How can you sit there in the garden and do that 523 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,920 and just pretend what he did doesn't matter? 524 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,560 It matters. 525 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,440 It just matters less than it did. 526 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,800 I don't know how. 527 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,400 But somehow it... 528 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,240 ..hurts less. 529 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,600 Give him a break, Liv. Hey? 530 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,120 DOOR CLOSES 531 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,640 Thank you. 532 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,480 For not being an arse. 533 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,800 That man is an arse. 534 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,720 Not a great benchmark, but...I'll take it. 535 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,240 Your feet are freezing. 536 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,880 New moves. 537 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,240 I'll have to watch that. 538 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,560 NATHAN: Breakfast! 539 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,200 Be right down! 540 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,320 Proper coffee? 541 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,320 GASPS: Pain au chocolat? 542 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,400 Found them in the freezer. 543 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,640 Ah, yes. 544 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,440 Best before, er, March 2018. 545 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:29,640 Jurassic. 546 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,960 They improve with age. 547 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,880 Happy anniversary, Mr Stern. 548 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,560 Mrs Stern. 549 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,280 What does it say? 550 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,440 Private things. 551 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,680 Let me see. It's private. 552 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,440 It'll be disgusting. 553 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:48,960 That's mine! 554 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,800 I wasn't finished! 555 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,680 Hey, get off! PHONE ALERT 556 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,840 LIV: Give it to me! 557 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,280 It's Nina. 558 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,600 Where's the toolkit? 559 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,000 We have a toolkit? Well, that says everything. 560 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,200 Meet you here for eight 561 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,840 and then we'll walk round. Uh-huh. 562 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,480 I mean it! Eight! 563 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,080 Eight! 564 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,800 I thought the party was tonight. 565 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,200 A subtle misdirection. 566 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,000 Mm. 567 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,960 CLATTERING 568 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,880 JAMES: Why is there living room stuff in the boxes marked kitchen? 569 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,640 Can't you find something better to do? 570 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,440 He's lost his Winterfell Castle. 571 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,480 Oh. 572 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,480 JAMES: Don't come at me for sex. I want a night off. 573 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,840 I'm serious. Taking all the fun out of it, 574 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,440 and it was the most fun thing we did together. 575 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,920 Oh, come on! 576 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,520 Why have you got a box full of DNA testing kits? 577 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,400 Say hello to Hannah. 578 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,720 Hello, Hannah. 579 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,240 Because. She's very evasive. 580 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,560 You ready? I have precisely one hour 581 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,240 and then the morning from hell. 582 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,560 Oh, James, do you have any pliers? 583 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,120 Ah, at last, someone appreciates what I can do. 584 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,560 The gift that keeps on giving. 585 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,000 Nice wallpaper. 586 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,560 Yeah, I thought so. We're keeping it. Tres retro. 587 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,080 So... 588 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,320 ..weird theory, and stick with me on this one. 589 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,840 I think Prof Ronnie's my dad. 590 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,680 I only came for pliers. 591 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,120 So I thought we'd just do a DNA test and sort this... 592 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,120 Delusion? Your word. 593 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,600 ..or perfectly sane response out. Mm. 594 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,520 Did you know... 595 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,880 ..Dad divorced Mum on the basis of adultery? 596 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,160 No, still bonkers. 597 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,800 Prof Ronnie, Mum, it's just weird. 598 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,240 Or the reason why they split up. 599 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,640 Dad left Mum 14 months after I was born, because? 600 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,840 Their love child, obviously. 601 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,520 Your wife is bonkers. 602 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,040 Finally. 603 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,960 Thank you. OK. 604 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,040 Let's do this. 605 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,600 KNOCKING AT DOOR 606 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,520 Oh, God. 607 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:55,920 Get dressed. 608 00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,400 Wowza. 609 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,920 Good shit. 610 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,720 You are going to remove all of the tags from these clothes 611 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,200 and then you are going to take them all to charity. 612 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,560 ROSE: Really? 613 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,480 All of them? Yes! 614 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,520 Why? 615 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,080 UNDER HER BREATH: Fuck's sake. 616 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,800 ROSE: Baby stuff? 617 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,320 Er, why would you...? 618 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,440 Why would you take these? 619 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,760 Shit! 620 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,480 You're pregnant? 621 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,760 Bitch. 622 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,480 ROSE: Why am I always the last to know? Can I, er, 623 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,280 look after it while you're in prison? 624 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,520 CHUCKLES 625 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,560 Bring it in on visiting days? 626 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,520 Rose... 627 00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,840 Yeah, I'm keeping it. 628 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,640 Of course you're keeping it! 629 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,360 Idiot. Ah, shit! 630 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,360 Plaster? 631 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,680 Er, bathroom. 632 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,800 Next to tampons. 633 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:14,320 SIGHS: I couldn't go through with it. 634 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,840 I was a year out of law school and £5,000 in debt. 635 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,000 Nathan and I had just moved into that, er, attic flat. 636 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,440 Clapton. 637 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,520 I was never going to get a buggy up those stairs. 638 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,120 Afterwards, we went for a curry in Brick Lane. 639 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,920 We've never been back there. 640 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,280 Why have we never been back there? 641 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,680 Hannah... 642 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,440 Nathan couldn't stop crying. 643 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,520 Said it was the vindaloo. 644 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,280 Oh, my God. 645 00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,960 It was a choice, Nina. 646 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,160 Do you think I'm making the right choice? 647 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,160 Yeah, it's... 648 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,520 ..the right choice. 649 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,680 Tyler has debts. Sizable debts. 650 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,360 I know a business failed. How much? 651 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,480 Well, Christie and I are still trying to get an exact figure, 652 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,560 but there will be a substantial number of zeros 653 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,680 in it. Ruth? 654 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,560 Zander, 655 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,280 you're an attractive proposition to any man. 656 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,320 But to someone in Tyler's situation, you're a very attractive proposition. 657 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,920 What are you saying? 658 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,200 This may not be the time to race into a marriage. 659 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,160 I'll be 44 next year. 660 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,840 For the larger part of the last 43, I've been on my own. 661 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,240 I'm tired of being on my own. 662 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,600 So, a few zeros? 663 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,520 I can live with a few zeros. 664 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,560 Zander... Just get it sorted. 665 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,880 So this is the draft paperwork. 666 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,760 Jordan gives up any claim on your fortune 667 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,520 and that of your family, and you to his. 668 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,120 In the event of a failure of 669 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,160 the marriage, you'll both leave with only what you brought into the partnership. 670 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,000 Helen. Er, we were just... 671 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,960 Could I speak to my son for a moment, please? 672 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,040 Er, yes... I've got nothing to say to you 673 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,160 that they can't hear. We can just step outside... 674 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,760 So, we were just going over the draft paperwork. 675 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,080 Er...obviously we still need to get a copy to Jordan. 676 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,800 Jordan won't be signing his. 677 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,560 I informed your grandfather of your marriage last night. 678 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,000 And Jordan's just accepted 679 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,600 a very large payment from the family trust. 680 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,200 In return, he has agreed to admit 681 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,720 that he was clearly under the influence of narcotics during your wedding. 682 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,480 Grounds for annulment. 683 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,000 You didn't. 684 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,320 Sweetheart... 685 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,160 Jordan? Can you call me, please? 686 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,760 He won't be returning your calls. 687 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,560 How much? 688 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,360 I'm sorry. 689 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,600 How much? 690 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,040 Wow. 691 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,880 That's a lot to give a former drug addict. 692 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,040 It's not like it was going to last. The whole thing was pure fantasy. 693 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,440 SNIFFLING 694 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,440 Will, are you in there? 695 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,000 I know what you want to do. 696 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,280 Look, I know you want to go out and get blasted. 697 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,240 But, er, tomorrow, I promise you, 698 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:07,480 you'll wake up and the self-hatred will be worse. 699 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,400 However bad it feels now... 700 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,760 ..I promise you, I've been there. 701 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,040 And none of it makes it better. 702 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,640 None of it stops the shit. 703 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,200 Only you can do that. 704 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,880 CUBICLE UNLOCKS 705 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,360 SOBS 706 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,840 TOILET FLUSHES, CUBICLE UNLOCKS 707 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,240 TAP RUNS 708 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,880 DOOR CLOSES 709 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,920 NATHAN: This is a terrible idea. 710 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,320 What... What is that thing? 711 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,680 This is what state of the art looked like in 2009. 712 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,040 I wrote your mother a speech for our ten-year anniversary party, 713 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,760 and I know it's on here somewhere. 714 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,800 You don't think Mum will notice if you give the same speech? 715 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,040 There. Ah, see, 716 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,720 this is why we gave birth to you. 717 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,640 Technically, Mum did. Interrailing, 718 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,440 Glastonbury, South America. It doesn't get tired. 719 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,880 You went to Glastonbury? 720 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,560 Before you monstrous children came along and ruined everything, 721 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,520 your mother and I had this thing called a life. 722 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,440 We went outdoors in the evening. 723 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,160 On occasion, we had actual fun. 724 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,800 Print. Yes! 725 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,480 Thank you. Thank you. 726 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,040 You need a shower. 727 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,840 Don't. Don't! 728 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,840 Man smell. Man smell. No, get off! 729 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,440 Smell my man smell! Smell it! Smell it! 730 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,000 Hi. Can I help you? 731 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,200 Melanie Aickman. For Hannah Stern. 732 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,480 You have to see the coat she's wearing. 733 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,200 It is unbelievable. 734 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,600 Melanie. 735 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,640 Melanie Aickman. Mm-hmm. 736 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,320 She gives good coat. 737 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,440 I saw her talk once. She is truly inspirational. 738 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,920 Ha. 739 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,080 Did you speak to Zander? 740 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,600 Not yet. I will. 741 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,080 But right now, it's heads down. 742 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:34,960 Tyler is prowling the corridors, looking for prey. 743 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,040 OK. 744 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,160 But I will keep doing what I can, Maggie. 745 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,920 HANNAH: So, obviously, 746 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,680 we want to keep this as straightforward as possible, but... 747 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,840 We're increasingly concerned that Mr Hansen's not accepting 748 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,840 his wife's desire to divorce. Let me stop you right there. 749 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,840 My client is more than willing to co-operate. 750 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,400 He sees that his marriage has reached an impasse 751 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,800 and that its continuation is untenable. 752 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,720 So looking at the, er, press statement... 753 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,560 We've made some adjustments. Thank you. 754 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,600 Sadness? With hearts full of sadness? 755 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,000 Yeah, your version read, er... 756 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,600 ..a little cold. 757 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,720 "It's with hearts full of sadness 758 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:23,960 "we have taken the decision to reflect on our marriage." 759 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,800 "Reflect" that's too soft. 760 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,120 "We've taken the decision to end our marriage." 761 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,520 Ow. 762 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,760 HANNAH: There's no movement on that. All right. 763 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,920 "Though it is a very difficult decision, we are committed to 764 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,440 - "to working towards an..." - Amicable separation. 765 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,400 "..and would appreciate at this painful time 766 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,880 "that the press respect our privacy as we take time to... 767 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,840 "..heal"? 768 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,120 Nice touch. 769 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,200 "We want to reassure our fans that though for now..." 770 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,920 Cut "for now". 771 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,160 "..we are going solo, we'll always be With The Band." 772 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,120 That's so cheesy. Agreed. 773 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,640 Killjoy. Fine. 774 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,160 I appreciate that the last few days have been particularly difficult 775 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,640 for both Mr and Mrs Hansen, but you should be aware 776 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,280 that my client is, er, concerned about her safety. 777 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,360 SCOFFS 778 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,840 We have prepared 779 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,880 an application for a non-molestation order 780 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,560 and will attend court with it tomorrow, if needed. 781 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:27,000 For that reason, my client is willing to relocate to a hotel. 782 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,120 Primarily, he is focused on the welfare and happiness of his children 783 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,600 and keeping all this as civilised as possible. 784 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:38,120 I'm sure Mrs Hansen and my client don't want any further details of their marriage 785 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,560 out on public display. 786 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:46,760 Details that could potentially be embarrassing for both parties. 787 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,200 What details? 788 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,680 We both know that every marriage has corners 789 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:56,040 that would rather not be exposed to public glare. 790 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,840 I'm sure Mrs Hansen knows what I'm talking about. 791 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,000 You OK? Yeah. 792 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,680 Just know his tactics. And we know his lawyers. 793 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,040 It's very typical of Melanie. 794 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,920 And they're just yanking your chain. 795 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,040 Promise he won't take the kids? 796 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,920 He can't do that. 797 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,320 You're a good mother, Fi. 798 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,440 But...if there's anything you think we're missing... 799 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,200 A couple of dodgy parties in the mid-noughties. 800 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,000 But no. I've been racking my brains. 801 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,760 Honestly. We'll be in touch. 802 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,880 Thanks. 803 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,400 Thanks again. 804 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,640 HANNAH: She's hiding something. 805 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,280 Most people are. 806 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:54,000 Does, er, Maggie seem a bit off to you? 807 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,040 Off how? Just... 808 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,560 No, I'm being paranoid. 809 00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,160 That's what secrets do to you. 810 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,720 Happy anniversary. 811 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,960 HANNAH: Sorry! Sh... 812 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,800 Give me two minutes and we can go eat. 813 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,320 Sh! 814 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,000 ALL: Surprise! 815 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,160 CHEERING 816 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,000 MUSIC PLAYING: You're Gorgeous by Babybird 817 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,920 WHISPERS: China? Interesting. 818 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,880 Go with it. Happy anniversary. 819 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,080 I hate you. 820 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,160 Really hate you. 821 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,200 GUESTS WHOOP 822 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,880 20 years. You've set the bar high. 823 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,800 MUSIC AND CONVERSATION 824 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,040 Whoa! 825 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,120 Mum... What? 826 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,240 What are you wearing? 827 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:57,080 I borrowed the tail from Tilly. 828 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,520 And everyone always loves something glittery. 829 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,240 Ah, Christie! 830 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,840 Ruth. 831 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,680 Did no-one bother to dress up? 832 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,120 Er, made in China. 833 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,200 No. 834 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,680 MAGGIE: Christie! Hey. 835 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,520 ZANDER: Finally. 836 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,160 Have you heard the rumour? 837 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,840 Apparently, he's been having lunches. Zander's very curious. 838 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,160 But I told him some things are better left alone. 839 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,200 They're important things - 840 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,160 anniversaries. 841 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,440 Parties. 842 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,000 Remembering. 843 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,240 A chance to reflect on what's important. 844 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,520 Who's important. 845 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,960 I have. 846 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,000 Of course you have, Hannah. You're not stupid. 847 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 You did a brave thing, 848 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,840 even if it's painful. 849 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,400 The right thing. 850 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,920 Your father and I struggled to limp past ten. 851 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,000 Interesting little...rumour I heard, too. 852 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:10,200 That Oscar divorced you on the basis of adultery. 853 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,920 What is this fashion for calling parents by their first names? 854 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,720 I thought we left that behind 855 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,520 in the '70s. Ruth. 856 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,720 We all have things we're not proud of, Hannah. 857 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:23,400 If there's one thing I hope we've all learnt 858 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,720 from the past few months, 859 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:26,840 it's that it's never one person to blame. 860 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,360 Do you know your front door's open? 861 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,000 Prof Ronnie. 862 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,200 Hannah. 863 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,480 How nice, a man in a suit! Thank you. 864 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,920 Hannah! Vinnie's saying he's swallowed an earbud. 865 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,120 So...sorry. 866 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,320 Oh, my God, Prof Ronnie! 867 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,680 Hi! Rose! 868 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,360 James? 869 00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,920 James! Er, it's, er, Prof Ronnie. 870 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,160 Oh. Right. Great. 871 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,480 Am I being weird? 872 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,640 Same hair. Same hair. 873 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,680 He's grey. Get his glass. 874 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,880 DNA! This is not The Pink Panther. 875 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,640 Oh, my God. Sorry, I'm so sorry. 876 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,200 There was an...er, crack. James, can you... 877 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,000 ..get Ronnie some more, er, champagne? 878 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,960 You're fine. 879 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,520 Do you feel sick? 880 00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,960 No. It'll flush itself out. 881 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,520 Yeah. 882 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:39,640 It's Ronnie's. 883 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,200 You're crazy. 884 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:47,200 Or not so crazy. Rather brilliant in my thinking. 885 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,320 If you think about it, and to repeat myself, 886 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,040 you and Nina are both exceptional. 887 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:55,360 You know, academically, sportily, 888 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,720 fertilit-ily. That's not a word. 889 00:48:57,720 --> 00:49:00,160 I mean, both of you, not a problem. Nina... 890 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,920 ..not even interested and then bam, 891 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:07,800 just slips into the whole, "Oh, whoopsie, I can procreate." 892 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,080 Whereas I, you know... 893 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,800 For years we...we're never careful. For years. Never. 894 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,560 And the one time I'm late... 895 00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,560 ..doesn't stick. 896 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,120 Never sticks. 897 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,400 Rose... Maybe I don't have 898 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,160 the marvellous, miraculous Defoe DNA. 899 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,120 OK, OK. OK. 900 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,680 ROSE SOBS 901 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,320 OK. You're crazy. 902 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,120 Rose... 903 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,000 MUSIC PLAYING 904 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,480 Having a good time there? What is your problem? 905 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,920 No, seriously. 906 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,680 There are many other people you could be doing this to. 907 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:54,560 There's a whole party of people just waiting to be irritated by you. 908 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,480 Look, I just don't like seeing a good thing go to waste. 909 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,760 I'm pregnant. 910 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,160 Pregnant. Yeah, well, even more reason. 911 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:15,080 You were good today, with Will. 912 00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,280 It's a pity you didn't listen to yourself. 913 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:22,520 Tyler! Disco queen! Woo! 914 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,720 I know I look like I love it. 915 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:27,080 It's all fake. Woo! 916 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,240 GLASS TINGS 917 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:40,120 NATHAN: A decade ago, I gave a speech 918 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,720 at our ten-year anniversary party, 919 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,880 and it was a lot more exciting 920 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,880 than this one is going to be. Yep. 921 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,200 Back then it was all backpacking in Bali, and Daft Punk at Glastonbury, 922 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,840 and, er, up all night at the Hacienda. 923 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,200 Yeah. 924 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,720 Er, in the decade since, there have been fewer adventures, 925 00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:00,880 but the adventures we have had have been, for the most part, 926 00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,320 dreadful. 927 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,320 Oh! I don't know whose idea 928 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,960 the European road trip was! Yours. It was all yours. 929 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:08,400 LAUGHTER 930 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,640 Er, six countries in two weeks, three kids 931 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,720 in the back of the car, and no Wi-Fi. Worst holiday ever! 932 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:20,160 Er, there have been chicken pox, er, appendicitis... 933 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,680 SIGHS: ..deaths. 934 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,240 Fathers, twice. 935 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:27,400 Er, mothers both... Be very careful. 936 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:28,680 ..still very much alive. 937 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,720 There's been huge sums spent on football kits and leotards 938 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:37,360 and...and on takeaway food! Thank you, Jade Garden! 939 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,440 CHEERING 940 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,720 Fun times, 941 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,320 crap times. 942 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,960 But most of the time... 943 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,880 ....it's been pretty ace. 944 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:52,760 You know, I've long thought that marriage is like a...Lemony Snicket story. 945 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,760 It's a series of unfortunate events. 946 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,440 LAUGHTER 947 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,760 The best we can do is just... 948 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,280 ..to cling to one another and hope... 949 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,520 EMOTIONAL: ..it works out for the best. 950 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,680 Oh, yeah, sorry. 951 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:15,600 Thank you. So...to my... 952 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,280 My adjectives fail me. 953 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:22,040 To my wife, Hannah. To Hannah. 954 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,600 ALL: To Hannah! 955 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,560 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 956 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,000 Congratulations! 957 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,080 FIREWORKS BANG 958 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,760 ALL: OOH! 959 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,320 WHOOPING 960 00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,640 MUSIC PLAYING 961 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,880 Take another one. Mm-hmm! 962 00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,440 Oh, my God! 963 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,120 Do this? Mmm. 964 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,840 Oh, no. 965 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,240 Send it. 966 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:04,680 You think? Mm-hmm. 967 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,560 CONVERSATION AND LAUGHTER 968 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:55,040 Nice speech. Oh, damn you. Don't be nice. 969 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,280 You can't be nice as well. 970 00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:00,840 I mean, look at you. You won the goddamn genetic lottery. Shit. 971 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,560 Wow. That hurts. Is that real? 972 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,360 I remember life before children, 973 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:08,320 when, er, gyms weren't just places you paid membership for but never visited. 974 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,360 I just swim these days. 975 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,480 Hannah likes swimming. 976 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,960 Is that so? 977 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,240 I always envied you. 978 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:24,960 I mean, you arrived at law school with your stories of your travelling, 979 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:29,040 and you knew every lyric to every song by Radiohead... 980 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,720 No, not envy. I, er... 981 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,480 ..I hated you. 982 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,960 Ah, it's harsh, isn't it? But it is true. 983 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,760 These things need to be said. 984 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,520 Actually... 985 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:48,160 ..I want to thank you. Because... 986 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,840 ..you pushed me on. You made me work harder. For Hannah. 987 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,400 For my family. 988 00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:58,960 I am grateful. 989 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,560 I hope you are. 990 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,320 Just don't hurt her again. 991 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,920 DRUNKEN GUEST: I'd love to stay, I really would... 992 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,680 You OK? 993 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,280 Longer conversation. My Uber's here in two minutes. 994 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,520 SNIFFS 995 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,680 Why did you never have any children? 996 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,240 What? 997 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,560 Wrong time. Wrong person. 998 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,120 Probably the right choice. 999 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,400 That's what Hannah said, the first time she got pregnant. 1000 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,000 And then she went on and had three. 1001 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,040 You're losing me here. I've got nothing against abortion, 1002 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,480 but how do you know? Hannah said that she just did. 1003 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,280 Three months after she got married, 1004 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,240 she just knew it was the wrong time to have a baby, 1005 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:50,600 so she had an abortion. 1006 00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,920 What?! But I couldn't go through with it. 1007 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,320 LAUGHS: I'm going to do it. 1008 00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:01,520 Oh...I am going to have a kid. 1009 00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:02,840 SHE LAUGHS 1010 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,280 CAR APPROACHES 1011 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,640 This must be yours. 1012 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:07,840 You take it. 1013 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,280 Are you sure? 1014 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,560 Is it true? Nina just told me. 1015 00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,520 A few months after the wedding? Told you what? 1016 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,280 You were pregnant? 1017 00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,760 Christie... You didn't tell me. 1018 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,920 You didn't give me a chance to... 1019 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,920 Wow. 1020 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,480 SIGHS: It could have been mine. 1021 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:53,840 Wow. 1022 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,240 Christie... 1023 00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:56,600 Christie! Chris...! 1024 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,840 Go away. 1025 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,440 Go away!73230

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