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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,866 --> 00:00:25,866 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,078 Now where was it? 3 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:14,941 Goodness! 4 00:01:32,291 --> 00:01:33,391 Really? 5 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:34,995 That's not even HD. 6 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,631 That's a corncob. 7 00:01:41,934 --> 00:01:42,966 I'm trying but... 8 00:01:42,968 --> 00:01:44,303 Give it a sec. 9 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,856 Alright, we've heard some great ideas from Bret. 10 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,458 And Amanda you are looking so lovely today. 11 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,760 Show of hands for Bret. 12 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:16,628 Let's go Bret. 13 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:19,029 And those for Amanda? 14 00:03:19,031 --> 00:03:20,697 Congratulations Bret. 15 00:03:20,699 --> 00:03:21,766 What's the first thing you're gonna do 16 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,500 as class president? 17 00:03:23,502 --> 00:03:26,370 Kool-aid in the drinking fountains. 18 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:29,673 Come on, that's so not practical. 19 00:03:29,675 --> 00:03:31,309 Says the also ran. 20 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:32,510 Seriously! 21 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:34,546 We already have a terrible ant problem... 22 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,547 Amanda, that sounds a little bossy. 23 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:37,950 Yeah, also ran. 24 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,083 Also ran! 25 00:03:40,085 --> 00:03:41,585 Also ran! 26 00:03:41,587 --> 00:03:42,886 Also ran! 27 00:03:42,888 --> 00:03:44,388 Also ran! 28 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,989 - Also ran! - Shhh! 29 00:03:45,991 --> 00:03:47,559 Also ran! 30 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,559 Also ran! 31 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:49,660 Kind words please! 32 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:50,795 Also ran! 33 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:52,196 Also ran! 34 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:53,697 Also ran! 35 00:03:53,699 --> 00:03:54,533 Also ran! 36 00:03:58,103 --> 00:03:59,905 I'm not an also ran. 37 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:02,707 I'm not an also ran. 38 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,108 You are amazing. 39 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,010 Say it. 40 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:06,847 I'm hot. 41 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:09,179 I'm smart. 42 00:04:09,181 --> 00:04:10,517 I'm my own boss. 43 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:18,625 When I respect myself, doors will open. 44 00:04:23,028 --> 00:04:24,896 What are you waiting for? 45 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:25,999 My clothes. 46 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:35,506 Breathe in love. 47 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:37,275 Treat yourself. 48 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,210 Start out your day in perfect balance. 49 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,129 You like that? 50 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,062 Hell yeah. 51 00:04:59,064 --> 00:05:00,665 Jesus, hand over the ball. 52 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:01,965 You want me to fumble your balls? 53 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:03,634 Just play with them. 54 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:05,869 Okay. 55 00:05:05,871 --> 00:05:06,705 Ugh no. 56 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,641 Shit. 57 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,441 Really? 58 00:05:11,443 --> 00:05:13,044 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 59 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,078 I got caught up. 60 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:14,914 Ugh, wait. 61 00:05:19,251 --> 00:05:21,886 Listen Jenny, do you need a ride or... 62 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:23,054 That's really sweet of you, 63 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,323 but it's Penny. 64 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,862 That was my favorite shirt. 65 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:46,110 You've got a stop sign you asshole! 66 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:47,511 I can't believe you're still doing this. 67 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,980 Haven't you been there longer than most of the guys? 68 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:52,749 I really don't mind Amanda. 69 00:05:52,751 --> 00:05:54,251 What about last year when you broke your... 70 00:05:54,253 --> 00:05:57,121 I sprained my ankle so. 71 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:58,456 You make me crazy. 72 00:05:58,458 --> 00:05:59,723 This is my big break. 73 00:05:59,725 --> 00:06:01,693 Sometimes you have to do the grunt work. 74 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,561 What, in 10 years they're gonna make you pizza girl? 75 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:05,062 Hello ladies. 76 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:05,997 Bring us something honey? 77 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:06,831 Nope. 78 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,098 Come on darling. 79 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:08,967 You know you look a lot prettier when you smile. 80 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:09,900 Thank you. 81 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:11,602 That wasn't a compliment. 82 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:14,138 These assholes bothering you? 83 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,506 Oh hey. 84 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:16,708 Hey. 85 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,641 Probably shouldn't put yourselves 86 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:18,710 in these types of situations. 87 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,977 Oh. 88 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:22,179 I forgot to bring this to our date. 89 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,482 Awe! 90 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,720 Oh, so it was a date huh? 91 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:29,221 Sleepover? 92 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:33,292 Okay. 93 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,529 I went too far. 94 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:38,763 I like the flower. 95 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:39,599 Damnit. 96 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:41,799 I suck at this. 97 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,033 No. 98 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:44,468 Hey, do you want this while I'm here? 99 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:45,770 I've kinda got my... 100 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:46,970 Okay. 101 00:06:46,972 --> 00:06:48,239 Going to town hall for the thing? 102 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,141 What thing? 103 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,378 You didn't... 104 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,112 The mayor died. 105 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,980 Shit, what? 106 00:06:56,982 --> 00:06:57,816 Oh shit! 107 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:03,153 This is a tragic day for Louisburg. 108 00:07:03,155 --> 00:07:06,490 Here with an update, Sheriff Ross. 109 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:08,559 Thank you Bret. 110 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:11,362 Around 0300, Mayor Gleason was found 111 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,196 deceased in his Buick 112 00:07:13,198 --> 00:07:14,865 after going over a cliff 113 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:17,235 at the Rock Quarry in Badger Pocket. 114 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,835 He might have survived the crash, 115 00:07:18,837 --> 00:07:20,607 but then the coyotes. 116 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:24,908 What about the woman he was with? 117 00:07:24,910 --> 00:07:28,379 Oh that would be Joanne, the Mayor's... 118 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,881 She's recovering at the hospital. 119 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:32,484 That's all we have. 120 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,054 Thanks Sheriff. 121 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,955 I'd like to have a moment of silence 122 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:42,128 to remember the best Mayor Louisburg has ever had. 123 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,362 Born and raised here, 124 00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:47,764 he really understood what our community needed. 125 00:07:47,766 --> 00:07:50,167 He renovated the church 126 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:51,735 and then he also negotiated the deal 127 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:53,970 to bring us a Honker's restaurant. 128 00:07:57,309 --> 00:07:58,509 Oh that was too much. 129 00:07:58,511 --> 00:07:59,744 Sorry. 130 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:01,412 It's alright, it was loud though. 131 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:02,679 Okay. 132 00:08:02,681 --> 00:08:03,881 Anyway, a lot of you are probably wondering 133 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,615 what's gonna happen with the open position. 134 00:08:05,617 --> 00:08:09,619 Well, there will be a special election in one week. 135 00:08:09,621 --> 00:08:11,054 Candidates need to submit their paperwork 136 00:08:11,056 --> 00:08:13,256 to Judy by the end of the day. 137 00:08:13,258 --> 00:08:15,492 I myself am running. 138 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:18,328 I'm having a fundraiser tonight at Honker's. 139 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:19,265 Free wings. 140 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:22,667 Johnson for Mayor. 141 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:28,405 Coyotes? 142 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:30,107 You're doing it right? 143 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,843 Not again, mmm mmm. 144 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,344 Amanda this is your chance. 145 00:08:34,346 --> 00:08:35,913 That's what I thought last time. 146 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:40,120 Nobody wants to vote for an also ran. 147 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:43,489 Hey grandma. 148 00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:47,424 What happened? 149 00:08:59,004 --> 00:09:00,472 Seriously grandma? 150 00:09:01,907 --> 00:09:04,508 I think you need to come to town and live with me. 151 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,376 Is this my prescription? 152 00:09:06,378 --> 00:09:09,045 Yes, and something else that I think you should have. 153 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:11,314 Oh goodness, I don't need a gun. 154 00:09:11,316 --> 00:09:12,916 I know. 155 00:09:12,918 --> 00:09:14,184 I don't like them anymore than you do, 156 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,219 but grandma what else do you have out here? 157 00:09:16,221 --> 00:09:17,789 I've got Thunder. 158 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,058 Thunder is a cat. 159 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,761 But she's my sweet Thunder pussy. 160 00:09:24,763 --> 00:09:28,366 Okay grandma, can you please not say that again? 161 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,969 What do you mean? 162 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,471 You know, if the city would annex Hillview 163 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:34,738 you'd have police and fire out here, 164 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,339 it'd be so much safer. 165 00:09:36,341 --> 00:09:37,507 I thought you already brought that 166 00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:39,410 up with the City Council? 167 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:43,314 Well, if I was Mayor I could make that happen. 168 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,583 Well, don't forget, the Burkhearts and the Nickels 169 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,150 are right next door. 170 00:09:47,152 --> 00:09:49,554 Grandma, the Burkhearts can barely walk 171 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,354 and the Nickels can never remember who you are. 172 00:09:51,356 --> 00:09:54,692 You think that they're gonna protect you? 173 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:57,463 You've got a good heart Amanda. 174 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:00,931 Thanks. 175 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:01,799 Over here. 176 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:02,632 Yeah? 177 00:10:02,634 --> 00:10:03,467 Yeah. 178 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:04,301 You found it? 179 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,870 Is it under this? 180 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,103 Well I hope so. 181 00:10:07,105 --> 00:10:08,941 Alright, here we go. 182 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,749 You can do it. 183 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:22,854 Oh wow. 184 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:29,895 Wow. 185 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:35,702 Got it? 186 00:10:37,936 --> 00:10:38,770 Ooh! 187 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,840 Look at her. 188 00:10:46,745 --> 00:10:48,413 Grandma what's this? 189 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:54,218 I think that's part of my old sewing machine. 190 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,220 Oh goodness. 191 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,723 I don't even remember when I buried this. 192 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:02,025 Well it says here 1974. 193 00:11:02,027 --> 00:11:04,395 You would have been my age. 194 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,328 Shit. 195 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:06,329 Watch your mouth. 196 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:07,667 Sorry grandma. 197 00:11:09,601 --> 00:11:11,202 Oh look. 198 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,837 "Return within seven days." 199 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:16,006 I think you might have missed the window. 200 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,141 Beautiful. 201 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:21,279 Yeah well you can have the piece of shit if you want. 202 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,114 What? 203 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:29,889 I think it's about time that you should have it. 204 00:11:33,825 --> 00:11:34,661 Have fun. 205 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:47,774 Jeff! 206 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:50,775 Hey Bret. 207 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:51,675 Hey buddy! 208 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:53,511 Hey, question. 209 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,313 Why do you need maternity leave again? 210 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,213 Come on man, we've been over this. 211 00:11:57,215 --> 00:11:58,848 No I know I know, but are you pregnant? 212 00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,284 Told you it wasn't a beer gut. 213 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,218 Yeah, seriously though, 214 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,620 you're gonna ditch us man? 215 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,853 Jane's really gonna need me. 216 00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:04,954 I know, I'm just messing with ya. 217 00:12:04,956 --> 00:12:06,857 Hey look, I got you a gift. 218 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:07,791 Nice! 219 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,426 Yeah, no problem buddy. 220 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:11,896 Welcome to fatherhood. 221 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,363 That is the last thing in your house 222 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,576 that's gonna get any piece of your wife's boobs. 223 00:12:15,578 --> 00:12:16,663 I would sterilize that. 224 00:12:16,665 --> 00:12:18,135 He's definitely tried it out. 225 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,438 That think cost me 150 bucks Maxwell. 226 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,372 And you're late, why? 227 00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:25,208 Well, my grandma got robbed again. 228 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:26,077 Shit. 229 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,011 Yeah. 230 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,145 I'm really sorry to hear that. 231 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,380 Thanks. 232 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,647 As the new Mayor I will make sure 233 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,683 that things like that don't happen anymore. 234 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,586 What makes you think you're definitely gonna be Mayor? 235 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,288 I'm unopposed. 236 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,323 And I'm the best man for the job. 237 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,424 It's not a microphone brother. 238 00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:42,559 Can you hear me? 239 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:43,727 What if it's not a man? 240 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,161 What if it's a woman? 241 00:12:45,163 --> 00:12:46,630 I'm running for Mayor too. 242 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:47,665 Again? 243 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,833 Don't. 244 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,434 Seriously though, 245 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,836 three years ago it didn't go that great for you. 246 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:54,204 So what's different about this time? 247 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:55,772 Thank you for bringing that up. 248 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,308 No problem. 249 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,008 You know, I think because people are tired of bullshit. 250 00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:01,444 And I, if I'm Mayor, will actually make change. 251 00:13:01,446 --> 00:13:02,947 That's a lot of if's. 252 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,881 It's actually one if. 253 00:13:04,883 --> 00:13:05,815 Wow. 254 00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:07,351 Look at the facts okay. 255 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,420 How many women presidents have we had? 256 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,621 Wow. 257 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:11,822 Other countries are more progressive. 258 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:12,923 Thanks Jeff. 259 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:13,857 Like Iceland. 260 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:15,258 Strip clubs are banned there 261 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,794 and there are countries in Africa 262 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,094 where babies use their father's 263 00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:19,697 nipples as pacifiers. 264 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,098 You should run for office there. 265 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,199 Amanda, is this how this works, like this? 266 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,368 You guys are dicks. 267 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:26,603 Why would I know how that works? 268 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:27,538 Well... 269 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,772 Oh because I have boobs! 270 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,107 - Yes! - Yeah 'cause you have boobs! 271 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,275 Got it. 272 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,410 Yes, that's exactly how it works. 273 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,676 How's this feel? 274 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,179 It's umm. 275 00:13:36,181 --> 00:13:37,615 Wait. 276 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,448 Shit! 277 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,282 Give it! 278 00:13:41,553 --> 00:13:42,520 Point Maxwell! 279 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,521 Torture device. 280 00:13:49,961 --> 00:13:51,462 Hey Judy. 281 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,295 Oh hi Amanda. 282 00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:53,130 Hi. 283 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,732 What's this? 284 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,032 This is awesome. 285 00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,468 I think you'll make a great Mayor. 286 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,301 Thank you. 287 00:13:58,303 --> 00:13:59,602 Hold on. 288 00:13:59,604 --> 00:14:01,237 Are you doing what I think you're doing? 289 00:14:01,239 --> 00:14:02,372 Why, what do you think I'm doing? 290 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:03,540 What are you doing? 291 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:04,742 Oh, she's gonna do it again 292 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,111 so I can get it for the front page. 293 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,344 Here you go Judy. 294 00:14:08,346 --> 00:14:10,814 And for the headline it needs to read, 295 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,049 "No more blowjobs with your tax dollars." 296 00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,251 Perfect! 297 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,953 I am so proud of you. 298 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,222 Maybe you can accomplish what I never could. 299 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,689 Actually Ruthie, 300 00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:22,293 I would love it if you would be my campaign manager. 301 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,661 Eh, you don't want an old lady like me. 302 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:25,862 Get someone young and fresh. 303 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,330 Stop it. 304 00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:29,232 Listen, seriously, I'm not gonna run without you. 305 00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:30,800 Okay, on one condition. 306 00:14:30,802 --> 00:14:31,635 Okay. 307 00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,871 Don't just beat Bret, 308 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,240 annihilate that shit head. 309 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,574 Ruth, I love it. 310 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:38,409 Language. 311 00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:41,046 That felt good. 312 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,948 Now go get 'em. 313 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,017 Oh my gosh. 314 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,853 There's no going back now. 315 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,288 Yeah. 316 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,123 I would never ever have the guts to do this. 317 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,391 Stop it, you could do it. 318 00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:56,926 No I couldn't. 319 00:14:56,928 --> 00:14:58,529 Oh, it's Dex. 320 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,164 Oh, how's that going? 321 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,599 Well, actually I am making. 322 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,871 I was, I was making him dinner tonight. 323 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,771 Mayor. 324 00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:10,676 Mayor! 325 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,820 As Mayor of Louisburg, 326 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,789 I promise that I will make this town 327 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:28,559 more business friendly for shops, 328 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,996 restaurants, hell gentleman's clubs. 329 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,264 I'm gonna bring it all in. 330 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,498 I'm gonna make this town... 331 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,333 Hi, welcome to Honkers. 332 00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:38,434 Are you here for the fundraiser? 333 00:15:38,436 --> 00:15:39,670 No. 334 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,804 Are you here for Bret Johnson? 335 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:41,639 No. 336 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,073 Are you a supporter? 337 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:46,609 No I'm not, I'm just picking up a friend. 338 00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:47,545 I look forward to speaking 339 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,612 with all of you one on one. 340 00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:51,214 Especially Miss Maxwell. 341 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,449 Someone whose support I did not expect. 342 00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:54,718 Not supporting, not supporting. 343 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,652 Not supporting. 344 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:56,487 You are supporting. 345 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,420 No I'm not. 346 00:15:57,422 --> 00:15:58,322 You are, you're here. 347 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,356 Heads up. 348 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,424 I just saw something coming at me. 349 00:16:01,426 --> 00:16:02,358 What the hell?! 350 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,395 Hey, move with me, come on. 351 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,296 Oh I've got the moves baby. 352 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,066 Okay, alright okay. 353 00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,333 Oh yes. 354 00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:12,368 Hey Dex, Dex what are you doing? 355 00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:14,237 Way to go fellas! 356 00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:17,574 Bret, hey man this fundraiser was awesome! 357 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,642 City Council, thanks for all the free food and shit. 358 00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:22,112 You guys are gonna make the best team. 359 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,280 You guys voting for Bret? 360 00:16:24,282 --> 00:16:27,284 You guys are voting for him. 361 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,019 You want Bret for Mayor? 362 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,554 Dex I'm running. 363 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,990 You're running. 364 00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:35,825 Kinda changes things doesn't it? 365 00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,761 Don't worry, I'll totally vote for you. 366 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:42,165 Dex are you okay? 367 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,200 Yeah yeah, just one minute. 368 00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:46,804 Cool, I'm just gonna let you rest there. 369 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:47,974 Hey thank you. 370 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:50,875 What? 371 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:52,876 Excuse me gentlemen. 372 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,714 I need you, come here. 373 00:16:58,850 --> 00:16:59,782 What's going on? 374 00:16:59,784 --> 00:17:01,684 Is the council backing you? 375 00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:03,386 Well it's a fundraiser. 376 00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:05,556 Oh my god, if I were Mayor I would 377 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,723 actually make this town better! 378 00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:07,957 I'd be able to protect my grandma! 379 00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:08,892 What are you gonna do?! 380 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,027 You're gonna put in strip clubs. 381 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,228 Maybe. 382 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,428 Face it, if you win it's only gonna be 383 00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:13,998 because you have a penis. 384 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,268 Oh, I don't need a penis. 385 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,337 You're not gonna get the votes because 386 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,538 you're in your 30's, you're unmarried, 387 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,839 and you have a lousy haircut. 388 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:24,074 You know what? 389 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,475 You have a terrible haircut, check it out, 390 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,744 right there, 30's, unmarried, awful haircut. 391 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:28,678 What's the difference? 392 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,313 The difference is I'm a dude. 393 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:31,348 So it doesn't really matter. 394 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,683 My haircut is standard. 395 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,517 Let go! 396 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:34,684 No! 397 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:35,918 I wish that men would behave like women. 398 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,120 The world would be a lot better place. 399 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,888 I wish women would act like men, 400 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,557 it'd be more action less talk. 401 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,392 Let go! 402 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,358 No! 403 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,903 Are you okay? 404 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,907 What just happened, shit? 405 00:18:03,815 --> 00:18:05,583 My watch is broken. 406 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,985 I gotta go. 407 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:09,988 Good talk. 408 00:18:33,478 --> 00:18:36,280 You alright in there? 409 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,215 I'm fine. 410 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,191 Oh my god. 411 00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,136 Dex, what are you... 412 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,643 Dex, what's going on? 413 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:07,778 I was gonna make you eggs. 414 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,912 Ew. 415 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,583 But waffles it is. 416 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,853 That's so sweet of you. 417 00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:17,221 What's going on with you? 418 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:20,089 Shouldn't I be asking you that? 419 00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:23,159 I didn't think I drank that much last night. 420 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:26,163 Hey, do you know who put that ugly couch there? 421 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:26,999 You did. 422 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:28,934 Okay. 423 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,001 Are you wearing makeup? 424 00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:34,838 Don't forget, I'm cooking you dinner tonight. 425 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,509 Gotta go to pilates. 426 00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,847 God, what is this? 427 00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:51,157 Delicious. 428 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,556 Good morning sunshine. 429 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,089 Why are you dressed like that? 430 00:20:27,091 --> 00:20:29,160 I got an early meeting. 431 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:37,837 Fuck! 432 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,586 Coffee. 433 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,511 - How ya doing? - Hey. 434 00:21:22,513 --> 00:21:23,579 - Good to see ya. - Ugh, hungover. 435 00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:25,281 Yeah yeah. 436 00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:26,284 Oh, alright. 437 00:21:31,322 --> 00:21:32,556 Sorry, excuse me, thanks. 438 00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:35,628 After you, chivalry is dead. 439 00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:41,130 Oh, careful there hot stuff. 440 00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:42,432 Oh my god, sorry. 441 00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:43,934 I like the vests ladies. 442 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,702 You like women in uniform. 443 00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:48,137 Yeah, potentially out of uniform too huh? 444 00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:50,139 I'm gonna get you guys raises when I'm Mayor, 445 00:21:50,141 --> 00:21:51,642 so don't forget to vote alright? 446 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,475 Alright. 447 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,777 Okay. 448 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:54,613 Nice. 449 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,548 I like the way he walks. 450 00:21:58,550 --> 00:21:59,750 Morning Amanda. 451 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:00,519 Hey. 452 00:22:10,094 --> 00:22:11,895 Hey, do you know who put these here? 453 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:13,732 Bret, he likes cats. 454 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,067 Okay. 455 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,734 What are you doing at... 456 00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:20,771 Yo, what's up? 457 00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:21,972 Hey. 458 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:22,673 Are you ready for kickoff tonight? 459 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,540 Yeah. 460 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:24,907 Oh. 461 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:28,379 Girls, not inside, please. 462 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,249 Are you okay? 463 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,483 No, suddenly you catch like my grandpa? 464 00:22:34,485 --> 00:22:35,420 What the... 465 00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:39,489 I need a drink. 466 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,260 Now you're talking. 467 00:22:42,727 --> 00:22:43,659 Nice purse. 468 00:22:43,661 --> 00:22:44,662 Thank you. 469 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,897 Hey, could you get me a cup of coffee when you go out? 470 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:52,970 Alright. 471 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,370 What's up boys. 472 00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:55,938 Bring it in. 473 00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:57,139 I actually really wanna talk to you guys about something. 474 00:22:57,141 --> 00:22:58,607 Listen, I know it's a little weird 475 00:22:58,609 --> 00:23:01,043 with Amanda and I both running for Mayor, 476 00:23:01,045 --> 00:23:04,080 but I really need to know that you guys have my back. 477 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:05,281 Of course. 478 00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:07,451 Speaking of, I think for this campaign, 479 00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:11,123 you should probably stick to wearing makeup. 480 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,557 Huh? 481 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,692 No, no, he's got great skin, great skin. 482 00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:18,030 But Bret, you have to shave. 483 00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:22,199 What the hell are you talking about? 484 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:25,135 I respect a man who goes natural. 485 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,804 But you need to win. 486 00:23:28,873 --> 00:23:30,773 Wait, are you guys wearing? 487 00:23:30,775 --> 00:23:32,341 You guys wearing makeup? 488 00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:35,578 Hey, just know that we're here for ya. 489 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,415 Okay. 490 00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:38,482 You're here for me. 491 00:23:38,484 --> 00:23:39,582 You're here for me. 492 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,684 Perfect, good, got it! 493 00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:42,618 You guys are good. 494 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:43,854 This is a good prank. 495 00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:46,657 Let's see how long you keep it up huh? 496 00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:50,092 My door's locked. 497 00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:51,994 What's going on there? 498 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,171 And? 499 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,175 Mmm, it's really good. 500 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:06,076 I'm really impressed. 501 00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:08,744 I thought you could use a nice quiet dinner. 502 00:24:08,746 --> 00:24:09,747 Thank you. 503 00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:12,816 God, today was so weird. 504 00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:14,717 You know I'm here for you right? 505 00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:16,821 Mmm hmm, mmm hmm, yeah. 506 00:24:26,330 --> 00:24:27,230 Hey are you okay? 507 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:28,167 I'm fine. 508 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,035 Okay. 509 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,671 No, I'm not fine. 510 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:36,772 I'm scared. 511 00:24:36,774 --> 00:24:39,108 I feel like we're just starting at this 512 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,876 and now you're gonna be Mayor. 513 00:24:40,878 --> 00:24:42,078 It's just a lot. 514 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,413 Hey, that's not gonna change anything. 515 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,115 Amanda, you're gonna 516 00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,019 have guys all over you. 517 00:24:47,985 --> 00:24:48,821 I will? 518 00:24:51,055 --> 00:24:52,388 Are you jealous? 519 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:53,225 No. 520 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:55,494 Yes. 521 00:24:56,427 --> 00:24:58,928 Maybe, I don't know, I just, 522 00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:00,062 I have this feeling... 523 00:25:00,064 --> 00:25:01,132 Hey listen, 524 00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:04,768 I'm not like that okay? 525 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:05,836 I like you. 526 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,904 There are no other guys. 527 00:25:10,442 --> 00:25:13,844 Amanda why is Bret calling you? 528 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,345 Terrible timing? 529 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,746 Why is he calling you? 530 00:25:17,748 --> 00:25:19,782 I don't know, it could be anything. 531 00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:21,818 Then answer it. 532 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,319 Okay. 533 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:25,489 No, answer it now. 534 00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:28,625 You know what Dex, back off. 535 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:29,461 Sorry. 536 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:33,165 Geez, I'm not gonna hit you. 537 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,334 Bret. 538 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,502 Hey you really stepped up your game. 539 00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:42,138 I see a shit ton of your yard signs around. 540 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,373 What? 541 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,607 I don't have any yard signs up yet. 542 00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:45,841 Hey, I have a question. 543 00:25:45,843 --> 00:25:48,913 Have you noticed people acting weird? 544 00:25:51,649 --> 00:25:53,183 No. 545 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:56,653 Yet, you're the only one who seems remotely normal. 546 00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:57,988 Alright, I gotta go. 547 00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,255 Have a good night. 548 00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:01,057 Oh I will, I have a date. 549 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:03,059 And she is picking me up. 550 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:06,396 Which is good 'cause I can't find my truck. 551 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,066 Later. 552 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,367 Hey there. 553 00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:12,735 You shouldn't be walking all alone. 554 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,538 Have you always been a cop? 555 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:17,174 Have you always been a hottie? 556 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:18,375 Question. 557 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:19,943 Got a 1031 at 4th and Main. 558 00:26:19,945 --> 00:26:21,610 Copy that, enroute. 559 00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:36,828 Oh my god. 560 00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:41,630 Hey. 561 00:26:41,632 --> 00:26:42,466 Hi. 562 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,204 What are you doing? 563 00:26:46,804 --> 00:26:48,003 Come here. 564 00:26:48,005 --> 00:26:48,840 Okay. 565 00:26:49,707 --> 00:26:50,706 Just relax. 566 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:51,542 Okay. 567 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:27,412 What? 568 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,749 I don't know what to say. 569 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,582 Am I sexy to you Amanda? 570 00:27:33,584 --> 00:27:35,217 Yes, of course you are. 571 00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:41,057 I just wasn't expecting it okay. 572 00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:43,893 Today has been really weird. 573 00:27:43,895 --> 00:27:44,730 Yeah. 574 00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:48,732 I shouldn't have eaten dinner tonight. 575 00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:50,032 It's probably what it is. 576 00:27:50,034 --> 00:27:51,268 You look great. 577 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,202 That is not what it is. 578 00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:53,203 Yeah look? 579 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,038 I'm totally pooching out. 580 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,640 You are not pooching out. 581 00:27:57,642 --> 00:27:59,209 You just don't get it. 582 00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:00,976 Actually I kinda do. 583 00:28:00,978 --> 00:28:05,048 I just wish you knew what it was like to be me. 584 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,683 Wait what? 585 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,916 You really don't know what it's like 586 00:28:07,918 --> 00:28:11,988 to be judged by your looks every day okay. 587 00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:12,821 Holy shit. 588 00:28:12,823 --> 00:28:14,257 Holy shit! 589 00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:15,892 Amanda the election stress, look, 590 00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:18,230 it's getting to you already. 591 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:22,400 Yeah that's, 592 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:26,438 that's probably what it is. 593 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,174 Hey it's Bret, leave a message. 594 00:28:32,176 --> 00:28:34,743 Hey Bret, we should probably talk. 595 00:28:34,745 --> 00:28:35,580 Call me. 596 00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:38,550 This is Amanda. 597 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,195 Oh my god. 598 00:28:52,563 --> 00:28:53,465 Ellensburg. 599 00:29:11,248 --> 00:29:13,082 Back off Queen sucker! 600 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,651 Jesus grandma it's me! 601 00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:15,487 Oh gosh! 602 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:18,788 I don't see so well. 603 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:20,790 I thought you were one of them. 604 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:23,292 What the hell are you doing here? 605 00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:24,594 Your prescription. 606 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,530 Oh great. 607 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:29,799 I stopped taking that shit years ago. 608 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:33,536 I thought it you needed it for your strength? 609 00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:36,004 Are you calling me a wiener? 610 00:29:36,006 --> 00:29:37,840 No grandma. 611 00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:39,242 I got one of your yard signs 612 00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:41,913 but someone stole it last night. 613 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,014 You've been doing some redecorating? 614 00:29:46,016 --> 00:29:49,551 You know I'd vote for you if I lived in the city. 615 00:29:49,553 --> 00:29:52,521 But you know your mom and pop would be proud. 616 00:29:52,523 --> 00:29:54,357 Thanks for saying that grandma. 617 00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:56,024 Bret says I don't stand a chance. 618 00:29:56,026 --> 00:29:57,993 Well who gives a shit what he thinks? 619 00:29:57,995 --> 00:30:00,430 The whole City Council is completely behind him. 620 00:30:01,332 --> 00:30:03,098 Yeah right. 621 00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:06,537 They're giving him the ole socket wrench. 622 00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:12,711 Are you okay? 623 00:30:14,745 --> 00:30:16,148 So don't worry. 624 00:30:17,182 --> 00:30:19,148 Why do you look so worried? 625 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,384 I don't know. 626 00:30:21,719 --> 00:30:23,988 Do I seem different to you? 627 00:30:26,757 --> 00:30:30,359 I'm not really good at this kind of crap. 628 00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:32,494 You probably need to get laid. 629 00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:33,495 Grandma! 630 00:30:33,497 --> 00:30:34,830 Oh don't grandma me. 631 00:30:34,832 --> 00:30:38,100 Now is the time to get as much dick as you can. 632 00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:38,936 Okay. 633 00:30:41,138 --> 00:30:43,908 You've got a good heart Amanda. 634 00:30:45,142 --> 00:30:46,577 Thanks grandma. 635 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,781 Unlike some people. 636 00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:53,715 Get off my damn property assholes! 637 00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:57,086 Oh my god. 638 00:30:57,088 --> 00:30:57,923 Grandma! 639 00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:07,933 Hey Roger. 640 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:26,182 There you are, you're late. 641 00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:28,885 Despite acting like a drunken fool last night, 642 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,654 you still brought in 12,000. 643 00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:32,491 12,000? 644 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:40,232 You're not gonna wash your hands? 645 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:43,066 Wow you're the City Manager. 646 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,434 Focus Amanda. 647 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,536 What are the top priorities of the citizens? 648 00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:49,838 Well the quality and then safety for our community. 649 00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:54,309 Strengthen economies, more sidewalks, and dog parks. 650 00:31:54,311 --> 00:31:55,578 Dog parks. 651 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,546 If you're gonna win the debate, 652 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:57,680 you gotta know this shit. 653 00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:58,517 Rick! 654 00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:00,817 Got it. 655 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:01,751 Thanks Ruthie. 656 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:02,918 Just Ruth. 657 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,588 This is my son Rick. 658 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,090 He's at West Point following in my footsteps. 659 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,325 Oh. 660 00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:10,126 Though we want him to find a wife 661 00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:12,060 and make a good home. 662 00:32:12,062 --> 00:32:13,796 He also made you signs. 663 00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:14,763 Hi, I'm Amanda. 664 00:32:14,765 --> 00:32:16,699 It's an honor Miss Maxwell. 665 00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,367 The signs look great, thank you so much. 666 00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:21,136 I checked out Bret and Marge's yard signs, 667 00:32:21,138 --> 00:32:23,606 but yours are better. 668 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,540 Marge who? 669 00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:28,544 That's good. 670 00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,214 No name recognition. 671 00:32:31,081 --> 00:32:33,215 She doesn't stand a chance. 672 00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:34,985 Yeah, not a chance. 673 00:32:36,687 --> 00:32:39,588 So you and Ruth have this all set then? 674 00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:41,659 Oh check out the Jaguars. 675 00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:44,927 Obviously I'm gonna take your campaign photos. 676 00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:45,861 Yes. 677 00:32:45,863 --> 00:32:46,796 But what else do we need to do 678 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,764 to get you in that Mayors seat? 679 00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:50,567 Well... 680 00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:54,037 Oh my god, just change your text tone to a ball and chain. 681 00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:56,271 I don't know, there's just this like, 682 00:32:56,273 --> 00:32:58,741 sensitive side to him that's really hot. 683 00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:00,443 It seems a little clingy. 684 00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:02,078 No, it's amazing. 685 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,980 It's because you haven't tried his waffles. 686 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,648 Oh does he make his own syrup for you? 687 00:33:06,650 --> 00:33:07,484 Ew! 688 00:33:08,719 --> 00:33:09,553 Ouch. 689 00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:13,990 Is that Bret? 690 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,223 Mmm hmm. 691 00:33:15,225 --> 00:33:16,425 You giving him the ole socket wrench yet? 692 00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:17,659 No. 693 00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:20,029 Alright, then I've got dibs. 694 00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:20,865 Okay. 695 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,898 Bret. 696 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:25,702 You're not gonna believe this. 697 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:29,238 Just meet me where Honker's used to be. 698 00:33:41,552 --> 00:33:44,587 What the hell is happening? 699 00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:48,424 Don't look so glum. 700 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:50,158 Come on, let's go. 701 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,426 You're going in? 702 00:33:51,428 --> 00:33:52,663 Yes. 703 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:01,873 Oh no. 704 00:34:05,342 --> 00:34:07,242 The world has tipped on it's ass. 705 00:34:07,244 --> 00:34:09,244 Yeah I have a theory. 706 00:34:09,246 --> 00:34:10,846 Does your theory involve my truck, 707 00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:12,148 because it's missing. 708 00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:13,616 Welcome to Peckers. 709 00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:15,050 Two of you? 710 00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:15,884 No. 711 00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:16,686 Yes. 712 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,690 Right this way please. 713 00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:24,594 Well look who it is? 714 00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:26,596 Grandma! 715 00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:27,931 Oh I'd do him. 716 00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:32,168 Wanna go for a ride? 717 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:33,302 No. 718 00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:35,672 Well shit sugar dick. 719 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:39,375 You probably couldn't handle me anyway. 720 00:34:39,377 --> 00:34:40,210 Ohh. 721 00:34:41,645 --> 00:34:43,279 Guessing she's not usually like that? 722 00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:44,746 Right. 723 00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:46,983 Okay so, what happened last night? 724 00:34:46,985 --> 00:34:48,053 Okay, shit. 725 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:51,122 Right so, so well, 726 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:53,889 the night started out great. 727 00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:55,657 I did my usual thing where I called 728 00:34:55,659 --> 00:34:57,092 as many girls as possible. 729 00:34:57,094 --> 00:34:59,895 But instead of one showing up, four showed up. 730 00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:01,697 So I'm thinking this is pretty cool. 731 00:35:01,699 --> 00:35:02,864 They're digging me because I can put 732 00:35:02,866 --> 00:35:05,934 down more drinks than they're used to. 733 00:35:05,936 --> 00:35:07,436 Then all of a sudden one of the hot ones 734 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:10,440 leans into me and whispers, "I wanna rip your shirt off." 735 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,608 And I'm like, "What are you waiting for?" 736 00:35:13,610 --> 00:35:14,944 A great moment for me. 737 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,813 And they're all rubbing all over me. 738 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,114 Me and this other cock blocker showed up. 739 00:35:19,116 --> 00:35:21,550 And the next thing I know, 740 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:25,353 they just started pushing us together. 741 00:35:25,355 --> 00:35:26,723 No! 742 00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:33,429 So that sounds just like a regular ladies night. 743 00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:35,431 No, I'm pressing charges. 744 00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:37,467 Julie Burn's acclaimed series 745 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,569 American Women and Men is now 746 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:42,137 available on DVD and Blu-Ray. 747 00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:44,340 The award winning documentary that delves 748 00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:47,610 into the great women and men in American history. 749 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:50,045 From Martha Washington, our first president 750 00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:51,813 to Henry Stanton, the pioneer. 751 00:35:51,815 --> 00:35:53,282 Oh my god. 752 00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:55,550 From our brave soldiers in World War II 753 00:35:55,552 --> 00:35:57,520 to the men who burned their jockstraps 754 00:35:57,522 --> 00:35:59,554 during the masculism movement. 755 00:35:59,556 --> 00:36:01,391 American Women and Men. 756 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:06,628 We wished for this. 757 00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:07,797 I didn't wish for this. 758 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:11,300 Yes, the other night in the backroom. 759 00:36:11,302 --> 00:36:13,668 I remember the lights burst. 760 00:36:13,670 --> 00:36:15,204 Oh come on. 761 00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:17,907 We were arguing, you were being a jackass. 762 00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:19,241 Debatable, I remember you were going on 763 00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:20,842 about how everything would be better 764 00:36:20,844 --> 00:36:22,344 if men and women flipped. 765 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:23,679 I was thinking more equal. 766 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:24,646 Okay well would you go ahead 767 00:36:24,648 --> 00:36:26,983 and magically unwish it? 768 00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:30,085 Maybe I'm not ready to go back yet. 769 00:36:30,087 --> 00:36:32,487 Would you humor me and try? 770 00:36:32,489 --> 00:36:33,956 Alright fine. 771 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,690 I wish things would go back to the way they were. 772 00:36:35,692 --> 00:36:37,861 Your heart wasn't in it. 773 00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:42,398 I have no idea, I have no idea if it worked. 774 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,232 Did it work? 775 00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:44,235 Let's see. 776 00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:47,869 What do you think of these? 777 00:36:47,871 --> 00:36:48,705 Creep. 778 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:50,773 There's your answer. 779 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:52,741 Wait, why are you guys in the storage room? 780 00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:53,608 My grandma's mirror. 781 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:54,710 Yes, that's it! 782 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:56,344 That's the missing link! 783 00:36:56,346 --> 00:36:57,947 Where is it? 784 00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:58,780 Remember? 785 00:36:58,782 --> 00:36:59,982 We were both holding it 786 00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:01,050 and we're the only ones who haven't changed. 787 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,652 Okay yes, and then it sparked 788 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,786 when we touched it to the... 789 00:37:04,788 --> 00:37:07,292 Oh my god, look at this man. 790 00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:11,128 I'm gonna need a picture with him. 791 00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:13,094 No I'm not gonna take a picture. 792 00:37:13,096 --> 00:37:14,896 Fine, selfie it is. 793 00:37:14,898 --> 00:37:16,567 Hey handsome, hello. 794 00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:19,235 You like this too much. 795 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,003 I love it, this is freaking great! 796 00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:24,607 I can't believe you wanna go home so soon. 797 00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:26,074 I thought I saw it. 798 00:37:26,076 --> 00:37:27,409 Everything goes to Good Will at the end of the month. 799 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,744 I think they came by yesterday. 800 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,378 Shit, really? 801 00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:32,315 Hi, excuse me. 802 00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:35,116 The girls at table 12 wanna take a photo with you. 803 00:37:35,118 --> 00:37:37,320 God, one of them tried to grab my package last week. 804 00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:41,891 If you wanna be shift lead you gotta make sacrifices. 805 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:44,393 Okay, so she looks and acts exactly the same. 806 00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:45,628 Can we concentrate? 807 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,128 The mirror, can we go to Good Will? 808 00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:47,965 Yeah. 809 00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:53,670 Grandma. 810 00:37:55,739 --> 00:37:57,172 Hey grandma! 811 00:37:57,174 --> 00:37:58,008 Grandma. 812 00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:00,509 Grandma, you remember the mirror 813 00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:02,311 we dug up in your time capsule? 814 00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:04,313 You opened the time capsule? 815 00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:06,815 We opened it remember? 816 00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:10,988 It was in this thing. 817 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:13,657 So... 818 00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:18,495 It's your turn. 819 00:38:20,964 --> 00:38:22,866 How long you been here? 820 00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:26,471 We got here two nights ago. 821 00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:37,346 Guess you got five days left. 822 00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:38,614 Until what? 823 00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:40,683 To go back through the mirror honey. 824 00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:44,188 Or stay here forever, I don't give a shit. 825 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,326 Hey my watch remember, it broke that night. 826 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,762 So we have exactly five days at 10:02 pm 827 00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:56,098 to find your very vulgar grandmother's mirror 828 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:58,467 or we're stuck here forever. 829 00:38:58,469 --> 00:38:59,701 Hey, plenty of time for us to go 830 00:38:59,703 --> 00:39:02,605 see a woman's football game. 831 00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:03,505 You think it will be... 832 00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:04,407 Lingerie? 833 00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:05,243 No. 834 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:07,944 Well I don't think you can say that definitively 835 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:10,779 until you actually see it first hand. 836 00:39:10,781 --> 00:39:12,014 So what did it look like? 837 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,452 Well it's small, handheld... 838 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:17,320 It's got a diamond shape. 839 00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:18,987 Like a thingy on the handle. 840 00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:21,892 It's a fork thing, it was copper. 841 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:25,996 Yeah, we don't carry any mirrors. 842 00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:29,799 Okay so why'd you ask what it looked like 843 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:32,768 if you don't carry any mirrors. 844 00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:34,704 I was just trying to help. 845 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:35,540 Cool. 846 00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:49,851 Why is this locked? 847 00:39:49,853 --> 00:39:52,154 I have an idea. 848 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:53,324 No, mmm mmm. 849 00:39:57,462 --> 00:39:58,594 It's great! 850 00:39:58,596 --> 00:39:59,429 Holy shit! 851 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:01,332 Oh my God. 852 00:40:02,632 --> 00:40:04,266 Don't get used to this. 853 00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:05,900 Everything okay? 854 00:40:05,902 --> 00:40:07,136 Yes. 855 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:08,503 Everything is just fine gentlemen. 856 00:40:08,505 --> 00:40:10,038 I do need to have a talk with Bret though, 857 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,607 so why don't you guys go ahead 858 00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:13,842 and go to lunch on me. 859 00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:14,677 Really? 860 00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:15,511 Yes. 861 00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:16,445 You deserve it. 862 00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:17,913 You guys have been working hard 863 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:20,483 and it's your last day before you take leave so. 864 00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:21,683 You know what, you guys go ahead and 865 00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:24,152 get a pedicure too, on the house. 866 00:40:24,154 --> 00:40:25,887 That's what I'm talking about. 867 00:40:25,889 --> 00:40:27,288 Amanda you are so sweet. 868 00:40:27,290 --> 00:40:29,292 Really, you are loved. 869 00:40:31,628 --> 00:40:32,460 See ya. 870 00:40:32,462 --> 00:40:33,797 Bye gentlemen. 871 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:38,300 So I'm a shitty boss because 872 00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:40,235 I don't buy them lunches and toe jobs. 873 00:40:40,237 --> 00:40:41,070 What?! 874 00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:42,103 Oh my God no. 875 00:40:42,105 --> 00:40:43,572 Ew, do you know what that means? 876 00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:44,407 Yeah. 877 00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:46,141 Gross. 878 00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:47,742 We need to call the police about this mirror okay. 879 00:40:47,744 --> 00:40:48,878 Okay. 880 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,779 Like now. 881 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:50,614 Okay. 882 00:40:52,215 --> 00:40:53,983 The debate, we forgot about the debate. 883 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:55,384 Who cares about the debate?! 884 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:56,951 We're not going to the debate! 885 00:40:56,953 --> 00:40:59,320 What if we mess up the space time continuum or something? 886 00:40:59,322 --> 00:41:01,290 We have already done that doc. 887 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:02,991 Look, we will look for the mirror, 888 00:41:02,993 --> 00:41:04,626 but in the meantime I think we need 889 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:05,628 to see where this goes. 890 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:06,462 Just see where it goes. 891 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:07,295 Yes, come on. 892 00:41:07,297 --> 00:41:08,463 Yeah run with it, fun. 893 00:41:08,465 --> 00:41:10,132 That mirror is priority number one. 894 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,469 Fine! 895 00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:20,409 What a wonderful turnout. 896 00:41:21,978 --> 00:41:23,712 We'll start with an opening statement 897 00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:25,346 from each candidate. 898 00:41:25,348 --> 00:41:26,683 Gentlemen first. 899 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,490 I'm Bret Johnson. 900 00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:36,592 A vote for me means a safer town 901 00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,393 and a stronger police and fire. 902 00:41:38,395 --> 00:41:40,628 And I will work on lowering 903 00:41:40,630 --> 00:41:42,998 property taxes for Louisburg. 904 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:48,139 Ellensburg. 905 00:41:49,373 --> 00:41:52,174 He's a little nervous, nothing wrong with that. 906 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,543 I'm Marge Crane, my goal is simple. 907 00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:56,645 Investigate the nuclear artifacts 908 00:41:56,647 --> 00:41:59,547 that are being smuggled out of Hanford. 909 00:41:59,549 --> 00:42:01,250 Eliminate them and our water 910 00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:04,119 won't make the tea taste funny no more. 911 00:42:06,723 --> 00:42:08,389 Amanda Maxwell, City Council. 912 00:42:08,391 --> 00:42:10,159 In addition to safeguarding our elders 913 00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:12,494 by rezoning Hillview, I also plan 914 00:42:12,496 --> 00:42:16,532 on leading our community into a new era of egalitarianism. 915 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,400 Starting with equal pay for women. 916 00:42:19,402 --> 00:42:21,839 You mean equal pay for men. 917 00:42:24,674 --> 00:42:26,308 Yes. 918 00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:30,248 I meant equal pay for men, that's what I meant. 919 00:42:31,214 --> 00:42:32,780 And new dog parks. 920 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,954 Why don't you tell us more about those dog parks? 921 00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:40,523 No, no. 922 00:42:40,525 --> 00:42:43,558 We're gonna talk about what Jeff just said. 923 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,995 Equal pay for men 924 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:49,367 and protection against sexual harassment. 925 00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:53,869 Men should not have their dignity revoked 926 00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:55,904 or their shirts. 927 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,206 Or be forced to kiss other men. 928 00:42:58,208 --> 00:42:59,708 That's right. 929 00:42:59,710 --> 00:43:00,643 Damnit. 930 00:43:00,645 --> 00:43:01,876 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 931 00:43:01,878 --> 00:43:03,645 You're saying that two men shouldn't kiss? 932 00:43:03,647 --> 00:43:04,481 No. 933 00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:08,918 No, it's not what I said. 934 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:13,121 I mean that men who don't normally kiss men 935 00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:14,590 don't have to do it. 936 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:15,757 Shouldn't have to. 937 00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:18,293 If they don't want to. 938 00:43:18,295 --> 00:43:20,063 I'm for equal rights. 939 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,733 Bret, I like the way your shirt fits. 940 00:43:25,735 --> 00:43:28,404 Can you tell my husband where you got it? 941 00:43:28,406 --> 00:43:29,938 Sure will. 942 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,607 I like that you go natural. 943 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,442 It's bold. 944 00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:34,610 That's good. 945 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:35,811 Thank you, I appreciate that. 946 00:43:35,813 --> 00:43:37,179 And it's clear that you don't spend 947 00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:38,947 all your money at the salon. 948 00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:41,050 You've got a very practical haircut 949 00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:44,652 so you can focus on more important things. 950 00:43:44,654 --> 00:43:46,487 Thank you for noticing Amanda. 951 00:43:46,489 --> 00:43:48,157 You're welcome. 952 00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:50,793 Let's go ahead and talk about anything else. 953 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:53,094 Yeah, are you single? 954 00:43:53,096 --> 00:43:54,862 That's harassment. 955 00:43:54,864 --> 00:43:56,398 Total bullshit! 956 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,835 Look, whether we have a woman or a man at the helm, 957 00:43:59,837 --> 00:44:00,936 what we need is someone who's 958 00:44:00,938 --> 00:44:03,538 not preoccupied with bickering. 959 00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:05,007 But who can save our sorry asses 960 00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:07,509 from radioactive shit! 961 00:44:17,587 --> 00:44:19,454 I hate you. 962 00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:20,958 I hate you more. 963 00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:34,203 Alright, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. 964 00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:36,873 That sucked a hot cheesy vagina! 965 00:44:40,043 --> 00:44:41,777 Not as bad as that swing though. 966 00:44:41,779 --> 00:44:43,279 How am I supposed to get over that? 967 00:44:43,281 --> 00:44:45,179 Nobody pays attention to debates, who cares? 968 00:44:45,181 --> 00:44:46,748 I looked like a freaking idiot. 969 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:47,949 I mean, 970 00:44:47,951 --> 00:44:50,351 sometimes you have to look like an idiot 971 00:44:50,353 --> 00:44:53,054 to know how not to become one. 972 00:44:53,056 --> 00:44:54,590 That is the worst motivational speech 973 00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:56,994 I have ever heard in my life. 974 00:44:58,328 --> 00:45:00,395 When I look at you I don't see an idiot. 975 00:45:00,397 --> 00:45:02,197 I see a woman. 976 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:04,132 A woman who's a fighter! 977 00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:06,467 And that fighter wants to be a champion! 978 00:45:06,469 --> 00:45:07,536 Yes! 979 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,837 So you got hit, whatever. 980 00:45:09,839 --> 00:45:11,407 Ovary up. 981 00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:12,775 Get up off your ass 982 00:45:12,777 --> 00:45:15,411 and get 'em with a roundhouse kick to the face. 983 00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:16,911 Now I have to learn how to kick? 984 00:45:16,913 --> 00:45:20,616 No, but you gotta hit better than a freaking politician. 985 00:45:22,085 --> 00:45:23,853 Alright, watch out. 986 00:45:29,493 --> 00:45:30,958 Yes! 987 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,128 Yes, yes, yes! 988 00:45:33,029 --> 00:45:35,298 Jam out with your clam out. 989 00:45:39,235 --> 00:45:41,170 Alright, damage control. 990 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:42,570 Alright, priority number one. 991 00:45:42,572 --> 00:45:43,938 Get out and talk with people. 992 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,842 I'm good with people. 993 00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:52,213 We need quality education for our children 994 00:45:52,215 --> 00:45:55,217 and protection for our seniors. 995 00:45:55,219 --> 00:45:57,386 And more parks for our dogs. 996 00:46:00,056 --> 00:46:01,989 Listen Penny, if you see a mirror 997 00:46:01,991 --> 00:46:03,958 that looks like that could you give me a call? 998 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,728 Yeah I'll call you sweetheart. 999 00:46:05,730 --> 00:46:07,096 Thanks. 1000 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:08,831 You've got to maintain your focus. 1001 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:10,699 Minimize your distractions. 1002 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:11,534 Got it. 1003 00:46:13,371 --> 00:46:16,474 Sorry, now's not really a great time. 1004 00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:20,509 Pick some issues to differentiate yourself. 1005 00:46:20,511 --> 00:46:21,476 Men's rights 1006 00:46:21,478 --> 00:46:22,511 Our human rights! 1007 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:23,344 What's going on? 1008 00:46:23,346 --> 00:46:24,179 Hey. 1009 00:46:24,181 --> 00:46:25,116 Hey Jeff. 1010 00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:27,983 What? 1011 00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:29,884 Prepare for the candidates fishing trip. 1012 00:46:29,886 --> 00:46:31,253 Don't wanna look like a dumb shit. 1013 00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:32,587 For the big fish I'm gonna catch. 1014 00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:33,788 Have you been working out? 1015 00:46:33,790 --> 00:46:34,623 Oh. 1016 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,657 Love your shoes. 1017 00:46:36,659 --> 00:46:40,362 Protecting a man's right to a vasectomy 1018 00:46:40,364 --> 00:46:42,864 is the main reason I'm running for Mayor! 1019 00:46:45,402 --> 00:46:46,634 You have beautiful eyes. 1020 00:46:46,636 --> 00:46:47,703 Perfect. 1021 00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,371 That's so sweet. 1022 00:46:49,373 --> 00:46:52,808 Your hair looks amazing too, beautiful. 1023 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,710 Okay loosen up for me a little bit. 1024 00:46:54,712 --> 00:46:56,779 Alright, sex sells. 1025 00:46:56,781 --> 00:46:59,614 While freeing and empowering men at the same time. 1026 00:46:59,616 --> 00:47:00,983 Work your image. 1027 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:04,420 Be the women people feel they can relate to. 1028 00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:05,654 There it is. 1029 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,290 Smile with your eyes, but not your mouth. 1030 00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:11,127 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! 1031 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,295 You just got maced. 1032 00:47:14,297 --> 00:47:15,329 Now you got it! 1033 00:47:15,331 --> 00:47:16,665 You look so skinny. 1034 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:17,833 Yeah? 1035 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,070 Go punch him in the nuts. 1036 00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:22,438 Oh Jeff. 1037 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,371 I know. 1038 00:47:23,373 --> 00:47:25,107 I get it. 1039 00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:25,940 I get it. 1040 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:31,612 You should get your head gasket checked out. 1041 00:47:31,614 --> 00:47:33,581 That's not right. 1042 00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:34,583 You did this. 1043 00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:35,683 I did that. 1044 00:47:35,685 --> 00:47:36,652 I did that. 1045 00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:38,820 You did this with your balls. 1046 00:47:38,822 --> 00:47:40,788 I freaking love this town! 1047 00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:50,132 I don't know if you're trying to win 1048 00:47:50,134 --> 00:47:51,800 or sabotage yourself. 1049 00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:53,235 What, I've been doing your whole list. 1050 00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:54,969 My list doesn't include getting maced 1051 00:47:54,971 --> 00:47:56,337 or driving drunk. 1052 00:47:56,339 --> 00:47:57,173 Touche. 1053 00:47:59,944 --> 00:48:01,143 What is she doing here? 1054 00:48:01,145 --> 00:48:02,244 We need the support of the county's 1055 00:48:02,246 --> 00:48:03,811 biggest developer. 1056 00:48:03,813 --> 00:48:05,646 Two days before the election. 1057 00:48:05,648 --> 00:48:07,081 Don't screw this up. 1058 00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:07,916 Hi. 1059 00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:08,752 Hi Judy. 1060 00:48:09,652 --> 00:48:11,552 Alright, I'll be honest. 1061 00:48:11,554 --> 00:48:12,487 Okay. 1062 00:48:12,489 --> 00:48:14,121 I've always liked you Maxwell. 1063 00:48:14,123 --> 00:48:15,324 But I've been hearing some things 1064 00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:16,858 about you lately. 1065 00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:19,228 Super awesome things right? 1066 00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:20,695 I guess the best way of putting it 1067 00:48:20,697 --> 00:48:23,030 is you're just not yourself. 1068 00:48:23,032 --> 00:48:24,266 That could be my fault. 1069 00:48:24,268 --> 00:48:25,766 I'm putting a lot of pressure on her. 1070 00:48:25,768 --> 00:48:28,339 A Mayor lives under pressure. 1071 00:48:29,306 --> 00:48:30,838 20,000. 1072 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,574 And maybe more from the casino. 1073 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:36,210 Don't worry about the limit, it's under the table. 1074 00:48:36,212 --> 00:48:37,545 Thank you. 1075 00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:38,381 Wow, okay. 1076 00:48:40,484 --> 00:48:43,018 Yeah, let's go win this thing. 1077 00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:44,418 Absolutely. 1078 00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:46,788 And if I'm going to be redeveloping 1079 00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:49,324 the Hillview community for Ruth, 1080 00:48:49,326 --> 00:48:51,793 I just need to know the Mayor's on board. 1081 00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:54,262 You mean rezoning Hillview. 1082 00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,699 We're gonna tear it up and make shiny strip malls. 1083 00:48:57,701 --> 00:48:59,567 But what are you gonna do with the residents? 1084 00:48:59,569 --> 00:49:00,768 They'll get bought out. 1085 00:49:00,770 --> 00:49:03,204 And the rest is up to them. 1086 00:49:03,206 --> 00:49:05,806 Your grandmother will be fine. 1087 00:49:05,808 --> 00:49:09,244 Estelle, this isn't a strip club. 1088 00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:11,145 If you say so honey. 1089 00:49:11,147 --> 00:49:13,181 Most of them don't care about money. 1090 00:49:13,183 --> 00:49:15,851 And I don't think they're gonna leave. 1091 00:49:15,853 --> 00:49:17,286 Well that's where you come in. 1092 00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:18,654 For a city to flourish, 1093 00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:21,088 sometimes certain rights have to be sacrificed 1094 00:49:21,090 --> 00:49:23,458 under a little law called eminent domain. 1095 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,694 It's your chance to get grandma out 1096 00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:27,031 and into a home. 1097 00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:30,232 Estelle! 1098 00:49:32,735 --> 00:49:35,904 Oh you cutie you. 1099 00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:38,507 Yeah, it'd have to be a really nice home. 1100 00:49:38,509 --> 00:49:40,942 With really hot attendants. 1101 00:49:40,944 --> 00:49:42,610 There's the ovaries. 1102 00:49:42,612 --> 00:49:45,348 I think we need some shots huh? 1103 00:49:46,516 --> 00:49:47,983 You know I don't want your shot. 1104 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:48,819 I'm sorry. 1105 00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:51,989 Yeah or your money. 1106 00:49:52,855 --> 00:49:54,188 I'm not doing this. 1107 00:49:54,190 --> 00:49:55,958 Yeah, I'm not gonna do this. 1108 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,826 There is something wrong with you. 1109 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:00,228 We can't do this without her. 1110 00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:01,529 Well, then we're not doing it. 1111 00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:02,365 Excuse me. 1112 00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:08,538 Okay. 1113 00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:11,672 Ouch, shit. 1114 00:50:11,674 --> 00:50:13,708 What are you doing? 1115 00:50:13,710 --> 00:50:15,043 I'm doing it my way. 1116 00:50:15,045 --> 00:50:18,549 You lame ass, bitch bribing, clit suckers! 1117 00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:24,219 Do you want a ride? 1118 00:50:24,221 --> 00:50:25,253 Sure. 1119 00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:27,657 These guys are skanks anyway. 1120 00:50:40,638 --> 00:50:43,672 Is something wrong with your phone? 1121 00:50:43,674 --> 00:50:44,806 We need to talk. 1122 00:50:44,808 --> 00:50:47,108 Oh it's this guy. 1123 00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:47,944 What? 1124 00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:50,545 Where's Dave and Jeff? 1125 00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:51,880 Well if I remember correctly, 1126 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:55,349 you gave Jeff six weeks paternity leave 1127 00:50:55,351 --> 00:50:58,420 and Dave I, you're the boss. 1128 00:50:58,422 --> 00:50:59,587 Shit. 1129 00:50:59,589 --> 00:51:00,521 And I'm... 1130 00:51:00,523 --> 00:51:01,757 Just tell me one thing. 1131 00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:05,295 Were you planning on redeveloping Hillview? 1132 00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:07,330 You were. 1133 00:51:08,665 --> 00:51:10,065 I was pressured into it. 1134 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:11,266 Yeah. 1135 00:51:11,268 --> 00:51:13,101 I was just offered the same deal. 1136 00:51:13,103 --> 00:51:15,337 And I'm not caving. 1137 00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:16,904 Amanda I swear I didn't know it would 1138 00:51:16,906 --> 00:51:19,074 effect your grandmother. 1139 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,175 But you've lost sight of getting home. 1140 00:51:21,177 --> 00:51:23,578 After tomorrow the mirror won't work. 1141 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:25,146 Have you even been looking for it? 1142 00:51:27,551 --> 00:51:28,483 Hello. 1143 00:51:28,485 --> 00:51:29,750 Hey hot stuff. 1144 00:51:29,752 --> 00:51:31,219 So Carol was doing a cleanup in the alley 1145 00:51:31,221 --> 00:51:33,954 behind Valley Cafe and I think we found your mirror. 1146 00:51:33,956 --> 00:51:34,792 Yes! 1147 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:36,824 I can't believe she found it. 1148 00:51:36,826 --> 00:51:38,059 I know, I know. 1149 00:51:38,061 --> 00:51:39,293 Alright, as soon as we get the mirror 1150 00:51:39,295 --> 00:51:40,895 we're gonna go back to Honker's, Pecker's 1151 00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:42,563 and we're gonna recreate everything about that night okay? 1152 00:51:42,565 --> 00:51:43,399 Fine. 1153 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:45,666 Hey. 1154 00:51:45,668 --> 00:51:46,500 Here it is sweetheart. 1155 00:51:46,502 --> 00:51:47,668 Oh! 1156 00:51:47,670 --> 00:51:49,137 Thank you so much. 1157 00:51:49,139 --> 00:51:51,840 Now you can look at your pretty face. 1158 00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,741 This isn't the one. 1159 00:51:53,743 --> 00:51:54,710 What are you talking about? 1160 00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:56,011 That's the mirror, that's... 1161 00:51:56,013 --> 00:51:57,244 It doesn't have the key thing on the end, 1162 00:51:57,246 --> 00:51:59,014 the handle is totally different. 1163 00:51:59,016 --> 00:52:00,382 This isn't the one. 1164 00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:01,817 For my sake I was hoping it was. 1165 00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,087 Thanks Penny. 1166 00:52:09,359 --> 00:52:12,159 Well I hope you're happy. 1167 00:52:12,161 --> 00:52:13,261 Honestly, I kind of am. 1168 00:52:13,263 --> 00:52:14,496 I love it here. 1169 00:52:14,498 --> 00:52:16,565 The world is a lot better for me here. 1170 00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:17,398 Is it, is it better? 1171 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,400 Yeah. 1172 00:52:18,402 --> 00:52:19,134 You're turning into an asshole. 1173 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:19,967 Really?! 1174 00:52:19,969 --> 00:52:21,203 Yeah, a little bit. 1175 00:52:21,205 --> 00:52:22,369 Because we've been here six days 1176 00:52:22,371 --> 00:52:23,170 things aren't working out totally 1177 00:52:23,172 --> 00:52:24,405 stacked in your favor. 1178 00:52:24,407 --> 00:52:25,239 Things flip and I'm the asshole?! 1179 00:52:25,241 --> 00:52:26,407 Yeah okay. 1180 00:52:26,409 --> 00:52:27,875 That's not what I meant. 1181 00:52:27,877 --> 00:52:29,543 It is exactly what you meant. 1182 00:52:29,545 --> 00:52:30,445 You know what, good luck. 1183 00:52:30,447 --> 00:52:31,378 Good luck tomorrow. 1184 00:52:31,380 --> 00:52:32,279 Oh good luck tomorrow?! 1185 00:52:32,281 --> 00:52:33,782 Good luck to you. 1186 00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:35,449 No, good luck to you! 1187 00:52:35,451 --> 00:52:36,418 You can't storm off when we're 1188 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,786 walking to the same place. 1189 00:52:46,429 --> 00:52:49,029 Happy election day everyone. 1190 00:52:49,031 --> 00:52:50,165 I'm glad you've joined us for the 1191 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,534 Mayoral Fishing event. 1192 00:52:52,536 --> 00:52:54,136 Anyone know where Maxwell is? 1193 00:52:54,138 --> 00:52:56,706 No, who cares, let's do this. 1194 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:01,675 Excuse me. 1195 00:53:01,677 --> 00:53:03,013 Excuse me folks. 1196 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:05,681 Dude. 1197 00:53:10,788 --> 00:53:12,387 We're gonna get schooled. 1198 00:53:12,389 --> 00:53:14,725 We're gonna be fine Marge. 1199 00:53:16,659 --> 00:53:18,659 Don't do anything stupid, we can still win. 1200 00:53:18,661 --> 00:53:20,395 What's this we, I fired you. 1201 00:53:20,397 --> 00:53:22,299 You can't, I own you. 1202 00:53:23,933 --> 00:53:25,766 You've come prepared. 1203 00:53:25,768 --> 00:53:28,270 A Mayor always comes prepared. 1204 00:53:28,272 --> 00:53:29,237 You look dumb. 1205 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:30,471 Here we go! 1206 00:53:30,473 --> 00:53:33,543 Which candidate will be the best catch? 1207 00:53:47,623 --> 00:53:48,924 Good. 1208 00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:50,257 Thanks. 1209 00:53:50,259 --> 00:53:52,159 How 'bout this fresh air folks! 1210 00:53:52,161 --> 00:53:54,262 Too bad she's not gonna catch any fish! 1211 00:53:54,264 --> 00:53:57,866 Looks like we got ourselves a competition folks! 1212 00:53:57,868 --> 00:53:59,300 At least I've got my priorities straight. 1213 00:53:59,302 --> 00:54:00,802 You're in my world now honey. 1214 00:54:00,804 --> 00:54:03,538 Aren't we supposed to be keeping this friendly? 1215 00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:05,005 At least I've got a plan for the community. 1216 00:54:05,007 --> 00:54:06,741 Oh you have plans? 1217 00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:07,842 You have a plan for the community? 1218 00:54:07,844 --> 00:54:09,043 Yeah. 1219 00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:09,978 Do you guys wanna see what kind of 1220 00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:11,846 planning skills Amanda has? 1221 00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:13,581 Let's see it, allow me. 1222 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:16,284 Allow me to just, whoa! 1223 00:54:16,286 --> 00:54:19,487 She's got a big giant fish on the end of this line! 1224 00:54:19,489 --> 00:54:21,288 Let's see here! 1225 00:54:21,290 --> 00:54:22,124 Oh no! 1226 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,061 Forgot to bait the hook, how embarrassing. 1227 00:54:26,063 --> 00:54:27,128 Oh shit. 1228 00:54:27,130 --> 00:54:28,329 Almost as embarrassing as letting 1229 00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:30,632 a man strip the pole away from her! 1230 00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:32,199 If she can't protect her own fishing pole, 1231 00:54:32,201 --> 00:54:36,605 how is she gonna protect the residents of Ellensburg?! 1232 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:37,838 A lunatic, you look like a lunatic. 1233 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,808 I'm gonna find that magic mirror. 1234 00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:44,512 And that I'm gonna Marty McFly it out of here without you. 1235 00:54:44,514 --> 00:54:46,350 Okay, that happened. 1236 00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:49,317 Don't forget to vote folks 1237 00:54:49,319 --> 00:54:52,721 and we'll see you at the election party tonight. 1238 00:54:54,590 --> 00:54:55,891 Oh dude! 1239 00:54:55,893 --> 00:54:57,893 Remembered all of this gear, forgot bait. 1240 00:54:57,895 --> 00:54:59,494 No it's perfect, it's perfect 1241 00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:01,929 because Bret looked like an over emotional man. 1242 00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:03,431 Right? 1243 00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:04,766 And Marge caught the fish but that's like whatever. 1244 00:55:04,768 --> 00:55:06,867 You completely have this in the bag. 1245 00:55:06,869 --> 00:55:07,701 Yeah? 1246 00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:08,637 Yeah. 1247 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:09,971 Hey, I can hear you guys. 1248 00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:11,405 Sorry Marge. 1249 00:55:11,407 --> 00:55:12,909 Are we still cool? 1250 00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:15,076 Alright. 1251 00:55:15,078 --> 00:55:16,344 She's cool. 1252 00:55:26,089 --> 00:55:26,987 Thank you. 1253 00:55:26,989 --> 00:55:28,523 Nat was right. 1254 00:55:28,525 --> 00:55:30,858 You totally got this. 1255 00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:32,427 Thanks. 1256 00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:34,097 You seem stressed. 1257 00:55:35,598 --> 00:55:36,432 May I? 1258 00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:44,172 Don't worry. 1259 00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:45,407 You're the favorite. 1260 00:55:45,409 --> 00:55:48,610 And it's not like Bret really had a chance. 1261 00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:50,011 Why is that? 1262 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,478 It's gonna take more than a few 1263 00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:55,116 pretty yard signs for this town to elect a man. 1264 00:55:55,118 --> 00:55:56,483 That's ridiculous. 1265 00:55:56,485 --> 00:55:58,719 It's whoever's best for the job. 1266 00:55:58,721 --> 00:56:01,723 You're such a strong woman. 1267 00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:04,659 And I love that about you. 1268 00:56:04,661 --> 00:56:06,429 What are you doing? 1269 00:56:10,199 --> 00:56:12,032 This isn't appropriate Rick. 1270 00:56:12,034 --> 00:56:15,235 I wanna be more than just your intern. 1271 00:56:15,237 --> 00:56:17,038 Amanda, Amanda. 1272 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,005 I knew it. 1273 00:56:18,007 --> 00:56:18,841 Okay. 1274 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,409 Dex. 1275 00:56:21,411 --> 00:56:23,645 Hey I used to babysit you, remember? 1276 00:56:23,647 --> 00:56:24,648 Little slut. 1277 00:56:25,549 --> 00:56:27,014 So, this is what it means 1278 00:56:27,016 --> 00:56:29,817 when you have a meeting or a dinner thing huh? 1279 00:56:29,819 --> 00:56:30,851 No Dex. 1280 00:56:30,853 --> 00:56:32,320 Typical woman. 1281 00:56:32,322 --> 00:56:34,825 Selfish, all you want is dick. 1282 00:56:40,364 --> 00:56:42,130 Dex! 1283 00:56:42,132 --> 00:56:42,965 Dex. 1284 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:01,417 Come on! 1285 00:57:07,623 --> 00:57:11,192 Yeah, it's definitely the head gasket. 1286 00:57:11,194 --> 00:57:12,027 No biggie. 1287 00:57:12,029 --> 00:57:13,196 Torque wrench. 1288 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,569 The one that looks like a Jedi weapon. 1289 00:57:24,273 --> 00:57:26,507 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1290 00:57:26,509 --> 00:57:27,741 Are you crying? 1291 00:57:27,743 --> 00:57:29,043 Yeah. 1292 00:57:29,045 --> 00:57:30,047 Dude, why? 1293 00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:33,449 I could use some comfort. 1294 00:57:39,322 --> 00:57:40,788 Dex left me. 1295 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:42,056 That's it? 1296 00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:43,824 Okay well let's go get you some cock. 1297 00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:52,032 I just need you to be here with me right now. 1298 00:57:52,034 --> 00:57:54,268 Look, maybe this is the wake up call you need. 1299 00:57:54,270 --> 00:57:55,203 What?! 1300 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:56,371 Amanda you're different. 1301 00:57:56,373 --> 00:57:57,204 I'm different? 1302 00:57:57,206 --> 00:57:59,040 Yeah you're different. 1303 00:57:59,042 --> 00:58:02,277 This whole week you've been dressing weird, 1304 00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:04,311 wearing makeup like a boy. 1305 00:58:04,313 --> 00:58:06,980 I'm not surprised that Dex bailed. 1306 00:58:06,982 --> 00:58:08,683 You'd rather discuss a problem to death 1307 00:58:08,685 --> 00:58:10,819 than actually fix it. 1308 00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:14,991 You forgot what a freaking light saber looks like! 1309 00:58:16,393 --> 00:58:18,259 Is it this one? 1310 00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:22,563 We're friends right? 1311 00:58:22,565 --> 00:58:24,666 Tell me what's happening?! 1312 00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:27,768 Oh my God, you wouldn't understand. 1313 00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:29,070 Ouch! 1314 00:58:29,072 --> 00:58:30,404 Spit it out. 1315 00:58:30,406 --> 00:58:31,338 I'm telling you it's... 1316 00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:32,174 Ouch! 1317 00:58:33,143 --> 00:58:35,576 Look I promise I'll be cool. 1318 00:58:35,578 --> 00:58:37,480 Just tell me the truth. 1319 00:58:38,815 --> 00:58:41,081 Are you a lesbian? 1320 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:41,916 No. 1321 00:58:41,918 --> 00:58:42,750 No? 1322 00:58:42,752 --> 00:58:43,585 No. 1323 00:58:43,587 --> 00:58:44,853 Great. 1324 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:46,520 Stop it, you're being an asshole! 1325 00:58:46,522 --> 00:58:48,389 Okay, alright! 1326 00:58:48,391 --> 00:58:50,224 That's more like it! 1327 00:58:50,226 --> 00:58:54,027 It's good to see some of the old you still in there. 1328 00:58:54,029 --> 00:58:55,896 Okay okay fine, you wanna know? 1329 00:58:55,898 --> 00:58:57,398 You wanna know what happened? 1330 00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,000 It's gonna sound insane but I will tell you what happened. 1331 00:58:59,002 --> 00:59:00,902 Yeah please. 1332 00:59:00,904 --> 00:59:03,137 Alright, apparently I found an old magical mirror 1333 00:59:03,139 --> 00:59:05,139 and it sent me here to this world 1334 00:59:05,141 --> 00:59:06,474 where things are backwards. 1335 00:59:06,476 --> 00:59:08,842 Where the women act like men and vice versa. 1336 00:59:08,844 --> 00:59:10,078 And you're sure it's not some 1337 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,579 old magical crack that you found? 1338 00:59:12,581 --> 00:59:14,449 Bret and I are the only ones who are the same. 1339 00:59:14,451 --> 00:59:17,251 You and everyone else are totally different. 1340 00:59:17,253 --> 00:59:19,387 And it's like, if I stay here then, 1341 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:21,956 I have a higher likelihood of becoming Mayor 1342 00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:23,391 and then I could help my grandma. 1343 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,759 I could actually do something to protect her. 1344 00:59:25,761 --> 00:59:27,628 But the whole world here is like confusing 1345 00:59:27,630 --> 00:59:29,630 and it's not exactly what I wished for. 1346 00:59:29,632 --> 00:59:31,065 I told you it was gonna sound insane, 1347 00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:32,132 I told you it was gonna sound crazy. 1348 00:59:32,134 --> 00:59:33,333 Amanda... 1349 00:59:33,335 --> 00:59:34,001 You said you wanted to hear it. 1350 00:59:34,003 --> 00:59:34,936 Amanda. 1351 00:59:34,938 --> 00:59:37,204 I've always had your back. 1352 00:59:37,206 --> 00:59:38,405 Right. 1353 00:59:38,407 --> 00:59:40,842 And it's bullshit that you can't be honest 1354 00:59:40,844 --> 00:59:41,742 with me right now. 1355 00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:42,976 Nat wait! 1356 00:59:42,978 --> 00:59:44,212 No, woman up and solve your shit! 1357 00:59:44,214 --> 00:59:47,181 Or maybe you can talk your truck into working. 1358 00:59:47,183 --> 00:59:49,016 Okay, I was telling the truth Nat. 1359 00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:50,018 Yeah whatever. 1360 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:50,851 Hey! 1361 00:59:50,853 --> 00:59:52,254 Whatever! 1362 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,090 Oh my God. 1363 00:59:57,092 --> 00:59:58,592 Hey grandma, it's really not a good time right now. 1364 00:59:58,594 --> 01:00:00,962 Get your ass over here. 1365 01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:02,596 I'm wounded. 1366 01:00:02,598 --> 01:00:03,831 What? 1367 01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:06,166 It's like I'm bleeding pretty bad. 1368 01:00:06,168 --> 01:00:07,634 Okay, did you call 9-1-1? 1369 01:00:07,636 --> 01:00:11,838 Yup, but they haven't responded. 1370 01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,109 Okay grandma, 1371 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:15,944 my truck isn't working but I'm coming. 1372 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:18,346 I'm gonna be right there, I'm coming. 1373 01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:20,815 Just hurry up damnit! 1374 01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:21,885 Shit, shit! 1375 01:00:24,654 --> 01:00:25,485 Hey. 1376 01:00:25,487 --> 01:00:26,320 Hello. 1377 01:00:26,322 --> 01:00:27,255 Hey, I need your help. 1378 01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:29,623 What do you want? 1379 01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:31,960 Listen, I need a favor okay. 1380 01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:33,594 Bitch please. 1381 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:36,730 Are you? 1382 01:00:36,732 --> 01:00:38,299 Where are you, are you drunk? 1383 01:00:39,603 --> 01:00:41,938 Why don't I walk you home? 1384 01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,206 I know these tactics. 1385 01:00:46,208 --> 01:00:47,476 I've used them. 1386 01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:50,480 Ugh, I'm the girl. 1387 01:00:52,514 --> 01:00:53,616 I'm the girl. 1388 01:00:56,118 --> 01:00:57,552 Hey Sally, take a hike. 1389 01:00:57,554 --> 01:00:59,119 Dude. 1390 01:00:59,121 --> 01:01:00,788 He's not gonna put out anyway. 1391 01:01:00,790 --> 01:01:01,723 He's a little... 1392 01:01:01,725 --> 01:01:02,857 Mental, got it, thanks. 1393 01:01:02,859 --> 01:01:04,259 You saved me. 1394 01:01:04,261 --> 01:01:05,960 Awesome, it's an emergency, I need a ride. 1395 01:01:05,962 --> 01:01:07,128 I'm in no condition to drive. 1396 01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:09,063 I drank all these drinks. 1397 01:01:09,065 --> 01:01:12,032 Compliments of the sexist bitches, they're really good. 1398 01:01:12,034 --> 01:01:13,601 Cool, I'll drive. 1399 01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:15,605 I don't have my truck. 1400 01:01:16,572 --> 01:01:18,105 I have a car now. 1401 01:01:18,107 --> 01:01:18,940 I love it. 1402 01:01:18,942 --> 01:01:19,873 Don't. 1403 01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:20,708 I really love it. 1404 01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:22,309 Shut up. 1405 01:01:22,311 --> 01:01:23,313 I love it. 1406 01:01:37,092 --> 01:01:38,860 You think she's alright? 1407 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:39,863 I hope so. 1408 01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:47,768 Oh my God I hate this place so much. 1409 01:01:47,770 --> 01:01:49,938 I hate it, I hate it here. 1410 01:01:52,708 --> 01:01:55,610 And you have everything you've ever wanted. 1411 01:01:55,612 --> 01:01:57,045 My God, this is not what I wanted. 1412 01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,313 Oh yeah, you must be suffering 1413 01:01:59,315 --> 01:02:02,418 with all the rules bent in your favor. 1414 01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,788 Are you okay? 1415 01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:07,623 No. 1416 01:02:08,491 --> 01:02:09,891 No I'm not. 1417 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,759 I'm not okay. 1418 01:02:11,761 --> 01:02:14,329 No one thinks I can do anything. 1419 01:02:14,331 --> 01:02:17,831 And it's not the harassment and the groping. 1420 01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:21,768 'Cause that was fun for a little while. 1421 01:02:21,770 --> 01:02:24,072 It's the fact that 1422 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:27,177 no one listens to what I have to say. 1423 01:02:28,310 --> 01:02:29,944 That's how you feel after only a week? 1424 01:02:29,946 --> 01:02:30,911 Oh stop. 1425 01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:32,179 Don't do that. 1426 01:02:32,181 --> 01:02:33,246 Don't, don't. 1427 01:02:33,248 --> 01:02:36,616 Don't turn it into a thing okay. 1428 01:02:36,618 --> 01:02:39,621 All this is a complete exaggeration. 1429 01:02:41,357 --> 01:02:43,025 Trust me it's not. 1430 01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:26,433 Oh my God, Nat found it! 1431 01:03:26,435 --> 01:03:27,268 How?! 1432 01:03:27,270 --> 01:03:28,770 I don't know. 1433 01:03:28,772 --> 01:03:30,304 Well call her! 1434 01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:32,139 We're kind of having a thing. 1435 01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:34,141 What do you mean you're having a thing? 1436 01:03:34,143 --> 01:03:35,375 Are you serious? 1437 01:03:35,377 --> 01:03:36,309 No, I know. 1438 01:03:36,311 --> 01:03:37,578 You're just dragging your feet 1439 01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:39,413 'cause you wanna stay in your little world 1440 01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:41,382 of puppies and rainbows. 1441 01:03:41,384 --> 01:03:42,719 I'm calling her. 1442 01:03:44,186 --> 01:03:45,786 What's up hymen head? 1443 01:03:45,788 --> 01:03:47,154 Hey Nat. 1444 01:03:47,156 --> 01:03:49,590 Oh wow, she's already making move. 1445 01:03:49,592 --> 01:03:51,458 Listen, the mirror that you found, 1446 01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:53,527 where did you find it exactly? 1447 01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:55,429 Chill, it's at Howells. 1448 01:03:55,431 --> 01:03:57,898 Okay, well this is very important. 1449 01:03:57,900 --> 01:03:59,933 We need you to buy it, we need it. 1450 01:03:59,935 --> 01:04:04,371 Yeah I'd imagine, magic mirrors are hard to come by right? 1451 01:04:04,373 --> 01:04:06,440 You told her it was magic? 1452 01:04:06,442 --> 01:04:07,407 Gotta go! 1453 01:04:07,409 --> 01:04:09,342 Wait Nat, wait, wait, wait! 1454 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:11,813 Okay we need to turn around. 1455 01:04:11,815 --> 01:04:12,913 We need to turn around and get back to Howell's 1456 01:04:12,915 --> 01:04:13,848 before they. 1457 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,349 What, your grandmother said 1458 01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:18,219 that if the mirror won't work after 10:02 tonight! 1459 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:19,487 My grandma is hurt okay! 1460 01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:21,057 She needs our help! 1461 01:04:25,561 --> 01:04:27,630 Yeah okay you're right. 1462 01:04:28,565 --> 01:04:29,566 Thank you. 1463 01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:54,989 Grandma?! 1464 01:04:54,991 --> 01:04:56,257 I'm okay. 1465 01:04:56,259 --> 01:04:58,159 Don't be freaking out on me here. 1466 01:04:58,161 --> 01:05:01,061 I won't, I won't, let me see. 1467 01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:02,329 That's a lot of blood. 1468 01:05:02,331 --> 01:05:05,233 I'm pathetic, they got me with my own damn gun. 1469 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:08,034 We just need to get you out of here. 1470 01:05:08,036 --> 01:05:10,137 Are you still having fun? 1471 01:05:10,139 --> 01:05:11,672 What? 1472 01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:15,442 One day I'll tell you about my own adventure. 1473 01:05:15,444 --> 01:05:17,043 Okay. 1474 01:05:17,045 --> 01:05:18,545 Oh, we gotta get her to the hospital. 1475 01:05:18,547 --> 01:05:20,449 Can you stand? 1476 01:05:21,951 --> 01:05:23,483 Oh. 1477 01:05:23,485 --> 01:05:25,186 Oh, you know what sugar. 1478 01:05:25,188 --> 01:05:29,056 You're a lot prettier when you smile. 1479 01:05:29,058 --> 01:05:29,893 Okay. 1480 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:40,168 She's stable. 1481 01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:45,105 I don't know what I would have done 1482 01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:47,775 if she hadn't made it. 1483 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:50,645 Yeah but she did make it, she's stable right? 1484 01:05:50,647 --> 01:05:53,346 I just can't stop thinking like, 1485 01:05:53,348 --> 01:05:55,483 what if this is happening like 1486 01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:57,387 in the old world and I, 1487 01:05:58,453 --> 01:06:00,989 I won't be able to protect her. 1488 01:06:02,424 --> 01:06:04,358 We're running out of time. 1489 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:05,293 I know. 1490 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,295 We have to go, we have to go. 1491 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:08,795 Less then 10 minutes until 1492 01:06:08,797 --> 01:06:11,866 Ellenburg's next Mayor is announced here at town hall. 1493 01:06:11,868 --> 01:06:13,701 So if you get a chance, come down 1494 01:06:13,703 --> 01:06:16,538 and check out the exciting finish. 1495 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,275 I need to know. 1496 01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:24,210 We have to get the mirror. 1497 01:06:24,212 --> 01:06:25,579 I'm sorry. 1498 01:06:25,581 --> 01:06:27,081 Forget it. 1499 01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:30,820 I'm getting out of this world with or without you. 1500 01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:52,542 No. 1501 01:06:58,614 --> 01:06:59,980 What do you mean it's gone? 1502 01:06:59,982 --> 01:07:00,947 Someone bought it? 1503 01:07:00,949 --> 01:07:01,783 Who? 1504 01:07:02,685 --> 01:07:04,552 It's time to announce. 1505 01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:07,721 Hey, the woman of the hour made it. 1506 01:07:07,723 --> 01:07:10,891 Our new Mayor Amanda Maxwell. 1507 01:07:10,893 --> 01:07:12,192 Oh hell. 1508 01:07:17,433 --> 01:07:19,701 You're still certifiable. 1509 01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:21,738 Thanks Nat. 1510 01:07:23,906 --> 01:07:27,677 Thank you so much everyone for supporting me. 1511 01:07:28,844 --> 01:07:32,581 I'm so grateful for a system that's free of... 1512 01:07:36,585 --> 01:07:38,251 I'm sorry, I can't do this. 1513 01:07:38,253 --> 01:07:39,589 I can't do this. 1514 01:07:40,623 --> 01:07:41,724 I didn't win. 1515 01:07:42,659 --> 01:07:43,491 Judy and Ruth did. 1516 01:07:43,493 --> 01:07:45,395 Your votes were bought. 1517 01:07:46,561 --> 01:07:49,262 I wanna win this on my own or not at all. 1518 01:07:49,264 --> 01:07:51,032 Let's get out of here. 1519 01:07:51,034 --> 01:07:51,866 Hey. 1520 01:07:51,868 --> 01:07:52,699 Yeah. 1521 01:07:52,701 --> 01:07:53,534 Nat's got it. 1522 01:07:53,536 --> 01:07:54,367 You do?! 1523 01:07:54,369 --> 01:07:55,969 What? 1524 01:07:55,971 --> 01:07:57,038 What this? 1525 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:57,871 That's it. 1526 01:07:57,873 --> 01:07:58,806 Oh God. 1527 01:07:58,808 --> 01:07:59,739 Hey that's Bret's mirror. 1528 01:07:59,741 --> 01:08:01,007 The one we've been looking for. 1529 01:08:01,009 --> 01:08:02,509 Probably why he hasn't been doing his makeup. 1530 01:08:02,511 --> 01:08:03,444 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 1531 01:08:03,446 --> 01:08:04,445 say that again? 1532 01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:05,945 What? 1533 01:08:05,947 --> 01:08:06,880 That after you give his girlfriend back his mirror 1534 01:08:06,882 --> 01:08:08,849 we can go grab some cosmos? 1535 01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:10,650 Who the hell are you? 1536 01:08:10,652 --> 01:08:12,286 You know what Sheriff we got this I think. 1537 01:08:12,288 --> 01:08:13,623 If you say so. 1538 01:08:14,723 --> 01:08:16,223 It's what I've been telling you Nat. 1539 01:08:16,225 --> 01:08:17,625 We need it. 1540 01:08:17,627 --> 01:08:19,260 Oh my God, this is... 1541 01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:20,193 We have like eight minutes. 1542 01:08:20,195 --> 01:08:21,461 We need to get to Pecker's. 1543 01:08:21,463 --> 01:08:22,930 But what's gonna happen when you... 1544 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:25,765 Listen, I promise you're gonna be fine okay. 1545 01:08:25,767 --> 01:08:27,400 I just want you to know you've made me 1546 01:08:27,402 --> 01:08:30,904 a much stronger person and I'm gonna miss the new you. 1547 01:08:30,906 --> 01:08:31,872 This is nonsense. 1548 01:08:31,874 --> 01:08:34,241 No, it's a nuclear artifact. 1549 01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:35,542 Marge, back off! 1550 01:08:35,544 --> 01:08:36,743 Hey, let go! 1551 01:08:36,745 --> 01:08:38,244 It's the Hanford smugglers! 1552 01:08:38,246 --> 01:08:39,113 Shut up Marge! 1553 01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:39,947 Got the mirror! 1554 01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:40,780 Punch you! 1555 01:08:40,782 --> 01:08:42,618 You can't, love hug! 1556 01:08:45,254 --> 01:08:46,519 Amanda, let's go! 1557 01:08:46,521 --> 01:08:47,253 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 1558 01:08:47,255 --> 01:08:48,288 Are you okay? 1559 01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:50,024 Quarantine the area! 1560 01:08:50,026 --> 01:08:50,890 Marge. 1561 01:08:50,892 --> 01:08:52,493 Marge just... 1562 01:08:55,831 --> 01:08:57,864 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1563 01:08:57,866 --> 01:08:58,700 Holy Shit! 1564 01:09:01,437 --> 01:09:02,936 Holy Shit! 1565 01:09:07,642 --> 01:09:09,275 Oh my God. 1566 01:09:09,277 --> 01:09:10,279 Oh my God. 1567 01:09:13,014 --> 01:09:15,649 Hey, for what it's worth, congrats on the win. 1568 01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:16,486 Thanks. 1569 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:23,524 You know, if we get back, 1570 01:09:23,526 --> 01:09:25,458 you might not get the chance. 1571 01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:27,327 Yeah I know. 1572 01:09:27,329 --> 01:09:28,595 You know what I'm willing to try. 1573 01:09:28,597 --> 01:09:32,100 I mean, the system is just as corrupt here. 1574 01:09:36,438 --> 01:09:38,941 Hey, when we get back let's, 1575 01:09:40,243 --> 01:09:42,275 let's try to make things better. 1576 01:09:42,277 --> 01:09:43,844 Did you hit your head? 1577 01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:49,015 So I have a confession to make. 1578 01:09:49,017 --> 01:09:50,050 Uh oh. 1579 01:09:50,052 --> 01:09:51,551 Yeah. 1580 01:09:51,553 --> 01:09:55,088 I've been saving up my money to start my own business. 1581 01:09:55,090 --> 01:09:56,290 To compete with me? 1582 01:09:56,292 --> 01:09:57,123 Yeah. 1583 01:09:57,125 --> 01:09:59,193 I'm impressed. 1584 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:02,296 But I was thinking I'd rather... 1585 01:10:02,298 --> 01:10:04,765 How would you feel about having a partner? 1586 01:10:04,767 --> 01:10:06,500 You wanna buy in? 1587 01:10:06,502 --> 01:10:07,335 50, 50. 1588 01:10:11,807 --> 01:10:12,773 Alright. 1589 01:10:12,775 --> 01:10:13,607 Whoa! 1590 01:10:14,442 --> 01:10:15,775 I'm sorry, sorry. 1591 01:10:15,777 --> 01:10:18,045 I almost pulled a Mayor Gleason on us. 1592 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:21,614 Well, one big difference but yeah. 1593 01:10:23,585 --> 01:10:24,885 Oh come on, really? 1594 01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:26,086 Step on it! 1595 01:10:26,088 --> 01:10:26,753 Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1596 01:10:27,589 --> 01:10:28,488 Really? 1597 01:10:33,195 --> 01:10:34,228 Go, go, go, go, go! 1598 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:35,964 I'm going! 1599 01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:40,736 Hi, welcome to Pecker's, hello. 1600 01:10:42,538 --> 01:10:43,770 We were both holding it. 1601 01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:44,604 Okay. 1602 01:10:44,606 --> 01:10:45,939 Alright so just say it. 1603 01:10:45,941 --> 01:10:47,608 Alright, I wish for our old life back. 1604 01:10:47,610 --> 01:10:48,842 I wish it too. 1605 01:10:51,746 --> 01:10:53,113 Oh, we were holding it to that thing. 1606 01:10:53,115 --> 01:10:54,415 Right! 1607 01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:55,248 Okay you ready? 1608 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:56,082 Amanda! 1609 01:10:56,084 --> 01:10:57,318 Nat?! 1610 01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,152 I'm not gonna lose my best friend! 1611 01:10:58,154 --> 01:10:59,052 No, no, no. 1612 01:11:00,021 --> 01:11:00,954 Don't! 1613 01:11:00,956 --> 01:11:01,958 Don't do it! 1614 01:11:09,764 --> 01:11:10,730 Are we back? 1615 01:11:10,732 --> 01:11:12,000 I don't know. 1616 01:11:22,911 --> 01:11:24,811 Oh thank God. 1617 01:11:24,813 --> 01:11:25,914 Oh thank God. 1618 01:11:27,883 --> 01:11:29,384 Are you serious? 1619 01:11:31,152 --> 01:11:32,752 Whoa? 1620 01:11:32,754 --> 01:11:33,588 Wait. 1621 01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:39,795 Oh my God. 1622 01:11:40,829 --> 01:11:42,163 This is amazing. 1623 01:11:43,031 --> 01:11:44,699 Oh what's amazing? 1624 01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:46,835 Nat? 1625 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,805 Are you okay? 1626 01:11:52,807 --> 01:11:55,977 Yeah, what, are we in a lesbian bar? 1627 01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:01,180 You're still flipped. 1628 01:12:01,182 --> 01:12:02,549 She was holding the mirror with us 1629 01:12:02,551 --> 01:12:03,550 when we. 1630 01:12:03,552 --> 01:12:04,887 Wait, oh my God. 1631 01:12:08,290 --> 01:12:10,058 It's broken, I don't, 1632 01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:13,260 I don't know how we're gonna get you back. 1633 01:12:13,262 --> 01:12:14,163 Whatever. 1634 01:12:15,298 --> 01:12:16,796 I'll just stay here and shake things 1635 01:12:16,798 --> 01:12:18,400 up with you chumps. 1636 01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:20,967 Okay well listen, 1637 01:12:20,969 --> 01:12:23,903 it's gonna be really weird for you out there 1638 01:12:23,905 --> 01:12:25,706 so you might puke. 1639 01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:27,207 Or pee your pants. 1640 01:12:27,209 --> 01:12:28,676 Or like queef. 1641 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,610 But definitely something's coming out of my body 1642 01:12:30,612 --> 01:12:34,247 is what you're telling me right now right? 1643 01:12:34,249 --> 01:12:36,250 Are those fake boobs? 1644 01:12:36,252 --> 01:12:37,117 Yeah. 1645 01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:38,652 Why? 1646 01:12:38,654 --> 01:12:40,723 We'll go over it later. 1647 01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:44,257 Hey Dex. 1648 01:12:44,259 --> 01:12:45,261 Dex wake up. 1649 01:12:47,195 --> 01:12:48,028 Are we home? 1650 01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:49,395 No. 1651 01:12:49,397 --> 01:12:50,764 I am. 1652 01:12:50,766 --> 01:12:53,035 Listen, this isn't working. 1653 01:12:54,270 --> 01:12:57,438 We're not a match in any world. 1654 01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:58,540 Amanda I... 1655 01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:01,944 I'm gonna throw up! 1656 01:13:06,749 --> 01:13:08,584 What is up with Dex? 1657 01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:12,485 I think we need to introduce you to Louisburg. 1658 01:13:12,487 --> 01:13:13,653 Yeah? 1659 01:13:13,655 --> 01:13:14,822 Show me what you got. 1660 01:13:14,824 --> 01:13:16,556 Hey listen, been thinking a lot about the 1661 01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:18,559 whole paternity leave thing. 1662 01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,295 I wanna do it for ya. 1663 01:13:21,530 --> 01:13:23,630 I wanna make it as long as possible. 1664 01:13:23,632 --> 01:13:24,564 Really? 1665 01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:25,299 Yeah, you deserve it man. 1666 01:13:25,301 --> 01:13:26,500 Thank you. 1667 01:13:26,502 --> 01:13:27,935 Absolutely, I genuinely mean that. 1668 01:13:27,937 --> 01:13:30,970 Give me one second boys I gotta go do something. 1669 01:13:30,972 --> 01:13:32,374 Hey everyone, hi. 1670 01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:35,576 I just wanted to thank you all for coming out 1671 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:38,011 and supporting me tonight. 1672 01:13:38,013 --> 01:13:39,779 This is gonna sound really weird, 1673 01:13:39,781 --> 01:13:42,649 but I've had a very transformative 1674 01:13:42,651 --> 01:13:44,754 last five or six minutes. 1675 01:13:45,987 --> 01:13:47,653 And I've had a bit of a change of heart. 1676 01:13:47,655 --> 01:13:50,123 And a change of clothes. 1677 01:13:50,125 --> 01:13:51,960 And I've realized that 1678 01:13:54,663 --> 01:13:56,430 I can't be your Mayor. 1679 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,698 What? 1680 01:13:57,700 --> 01:13:59,099 Yeah, I can't be your Mayor 1681 01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:00,400 because I've found someone who's better 1682 01:14:00,402 --> 01:14:03,002 suited for the position. 1683 01:14:03,004 --> 01:14:05,538 She's determined, she's honest, 1684 01:14:05,540 --> 01:14:08,007 and she's gonna take this town by the balls. 1685 01:14:08,009 --> 01:14:10,844 So I hope you can all stand behind me 1686 01:14:10,846 --> 01:14:14,250 in giving your support to Amanda Maxwell. 1687 01:14:15,217 --> 01:14:20,186 Get up there Maxwell. 1688 01:14:20,188 --> 01:14:22,122 Let's see it. 1689 01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:23,290 Thank you Bret. 1690 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:25,259 Wow, those are really kind words 1691 01:14:25,261 --> 01:14:27,293 from someone that I've gotten to know 1692 01:14:27,295 --> 01:14:30,963 better than I ever thought I would want to. 1693 01:14:30,965 --> 01:14:32,832 Said with love. 1694 01:14:32,834 --> 01:14:34,033 If I'm elected your Mayor 1695 01:14:34,035 --> 01:14:35,868 I will work with the City Council 1696 01:14:35,870 --> 01:14:38,505 to hire Bret Johnson as our City Manager. 1697 01:14:38,507 --> 01:14:41,207 Because he'd be great at that. 1698 01:14:42,244 --> 01:14:43,443 Nice. 1699 01:14:43,445 --> 01:14:44,877 Because if there's one thing I've learned, 1700 01:14:44,879 --> 01:14:48,383 it's that behind every great woman there is a man. 1701 01:14:49,584 --> 01:14:51,217 Staring at her ass. 1702 01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:02,762 So are you happy with how the new Mayor 1703 01:15:02,764 --> 01:15:05,265 has been taking care of Hillview? 1704 01:15:05,267 --> 01:15:08,734 A lot better than the way she took care of my mirror. 1705 01:15:08,736 --> 01:15:09,569 Sorry. 1706 01:15:09,571 --> 01:15:11,406 Oh that's okay dear. 1707 01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,241 Grandma, 1708 01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:16,443 it was really fun seeing you in the other dimension 1709 01:15:16,445 --> 01:15:17,377 I have to say. 1710 01:15:17,379 --> 01:15:19,512 Oh really, what did I do? 1711 01:15:19,514 --> 01:15:21,448 Oh you know, cuss like a sailor. 1712 01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:22,649 Oh my goodness. 1713 01:15:22,651 --> 01:15:25,586 Tried to sleep with every man I know. 1714 01:15:28,124 --> 01:15:29,625 Yeah, it was cool. 1715 01:15:30,793 --> 01:15:31,958 Are you gonna dig this up again 1716 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,628 in another 30 years? 1717 01:15:34,963 --> 01:15:37,463 Maybe we won't have to. 1718 01:16:00,690 --> 01:16:05,690 Subtitles by explosiveskull110914