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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TRIMARK HOME VIDEO
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* ALL NICE AND DECENT PEOPLE
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* WATCH THE RUDE BOY THING
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* BECAUSE ONE PLUS TWO
EQUALS TROUBLE *
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* DO IT
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* SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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* SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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* DO IT LIKE THAT,
DO IT LIKE THAT *
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* RUB IT UP
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* PUSH IT UP
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* WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE *
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* ROCK IT RIGHT
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* THROUGH THE NIGHT
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* GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE IT MINE
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* ALL MINE
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* SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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* THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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* MIND WHAT YOU DO
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* BECAUSE YOU MIGHT
GET TOUCHED *
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* YOU NEVER GONNA KNOW,
YOUR GIRLIE LOVE IT SO MUCH *
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* THE REASON WHY
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* BECAUSE SHE GOT
THE SPECIAL TOUCH *
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* RUB IT UP
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* PUSH IT UP
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* WIND AND GRIND
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* MAKE YOU FEEL
SO FINE *
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* ROCK IT RIGHT
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* THROUGH
THE NIGHT *
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* GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE *
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* SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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* SKA LOVER
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* THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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* THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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* SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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* SKA LOVER
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* THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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* MIND WHAT YOU DO
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* YOU MIGHT GET TOUCHED
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* PRETTY GIRL, THEY SAY
THEY LOVE IT SO MUCH *
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* THE SECRET REASON WHY
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* BECAUSE THEY GOT
THE SPECIAL TOUCH *
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* RUB IT UP
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* PUSH IT UP
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* WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE *
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* ROCK IT RIGHT
THROUGH THE NIGHT *
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* GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE *
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* NO MATTER,
FEEL MY WAISTLINE *
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* HE'S THE RUDE BOY BECAUSE
YOU GOT THE SPECIAL TOUCH *
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* SO MIND WHAT YOU DO
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* SKA LOVER
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* SKA LOVER
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* THE DOUBLE DOUBLE
DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER *
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* RUB IT UP
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* PUSH IT UP
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* WIND AND GRIND
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* MAKE YOU FEEL
SO FINE *
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* SKA LOVER
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* ROCK IT RIGHT
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* THROUGH THE NIGHT
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* GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE *
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* RUB IT UP
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* PUSH IT UP
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* WIND AND GRIND
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* MAKE YOU FEEL
SO FINE *
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* ROCK IT RIGHT
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* THROUGH
THE NIGHT *
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* GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE *
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* THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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* SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
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* SKA LOVER
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* THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
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* WATCH IT, RUDE BOY
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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[SIGHS]
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OH, DAMN IT.
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THIS THING--
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IT'S NOT DESIGNED
FOR A HUMAN BEING
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TO POUR COFFEE WITH.
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YOU GO SIT DOWN.
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I'LL BRING YOU
YOUR BREAKFAST.
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IT'S A GAG COFFEE POT.
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IT'S OK.
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HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.
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I WAS READING ABOUT THIS
NEW SEX SCANDAL
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IN THE STATE CAPITOL.
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MMM.
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SO LAST NIGHT WAS OK, THOUGH?
IT WASN'T TOO QUICK?
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IT WAS NICE.
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YOU SURE? I GOT SO MUCH
ON MY MIND WITH BUSINESS.
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IT WAS NICE.
IT ALWAYS IS.
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IT ALWAYS IS?
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MM-HMM.
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IT ALWAYS IS?
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YOU WANT SOME MELON?
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SO YOU'RE TOTALLY SATISFIED
WITH OUR SEX LIFE?
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YEAH, I'M TOTALLY
SATISFIED, HONEY.
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I'LL GET YOU
SOME MELON.
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AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU WOULD DO DIFFERENT?
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THERE'S NOTHING, LIKE...
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NO CHANGES YOU WOULD MAKE?
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DIFFERENT?
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YEAH.
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NOTHING YOU WANT TO TRY?
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TRY THE MELON.
IT'S SO GOOD.
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NOTHING?
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HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS
ABOUT ANYTHING?
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NO. I'M JUST
COMPLETELY HAPPY.
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YOU ARE?
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MM-HMM.
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TRY THE MELON.
IT'S SO GOOD.
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Radio jock: HAVE YOU EVER
PRACTICED LESBIANISM?
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Woman: NO, NO.
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SO OTHER WOMEN
DON'T EXCITE YOU?NO.
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HAVE THESE LADIES
COME ON TO YOU?
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UM, IF SO,
I DIDN'T NOTICE IT.
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ARE YOU HAVING LUNCH
WITH ME TODAY?
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NO. SORRY, DIDI.
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MARTY'S TAKING ME
TO LUNCH TODAY.
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THAT'S OK.
I UNDERSTAND.
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IF HE CANCELS, THOUGH,
I'M STILL AVAILABLE.
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YOUR HUSBAND'S TAKING
YOU TO LUNCH?
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THAT'S SWEET.
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YEAH, HE IS SWEET.
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HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
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HEY.
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YOU HUNGRY?
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OOH, I'M STARVED.
CAN WE GO SOMEPLACE NICE?
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ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
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DARN. YOU SHOWED.
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IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW,
I WAS GONNA TAKE HER TO LUNCH.
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WELL, SORRY TO
DISAPPOINT YOU, DIDI,
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BUT I SHOWED.
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YES, YOU DID.
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I'M NOT GONNA HOLD IT
AGAINST YOU, THOUGH, MARTY.
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HAVE A NICE LUNCH
WITH YOUR SEXY-ASS WIFE.
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I WILL--HEY.
READY?
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YEAH, DEFINITELY.
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WHAT? YOU'RE MAD.
DON'T BE MAD.
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THIS IS A NICE RESTAURANT.
COME ON, DON'T BE MAD.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME.
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I'M SO BEHIND
THE 8 BALL AT WORK.
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I MADE THAT DOCTOR'S
APPOINTMENT FOR YOU TODAY.
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DON'T FORGET IT, OK?
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
I GOTTA GO
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AND LET THEM PUT
A CAMERA IN MY ASS.
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YOU'RE AT THE AGE WHERE YOU
GOTTA DO STUFF LIKE THAT
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TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
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THEY CALLED THE OFFICE.
KNOW WHAT THEY WANT TO KNOW?
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DO I WANT TO PAY EXTRA
AND USE THE SONY?
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THEY GOT A SONY PRODUCT NOW
THAT GOES UP MY ASS.
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A SONY ASS-MAN.
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SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH LITTLE DIDI AT WORK?
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ANY NEW LESBIAN STORIES?
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
SHE'S A LESBIAN.
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I THINK SHE MIGHT
BE BISEXUAL.
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BISEXUAL.
THAT'S BETTER STILL.
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WE LIKE BISEXUAL.
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WE DO?
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WE DO. YES, WE DO.
OK.
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IS SHE OPENLY BISEXUAL?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY "OPENLY BISEXUAL"?
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I MEAN IS SHE OPENLY BISEXUAL?
IF I WENT TO THE SALON,
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AND I OPENED THE FRONT DOOR,
AND I WALKED IN,
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AND I YELLED OUT,
"HEY, ANYBODY HERE BISEXUAL,"
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WHAT WOULD LITTLE DIDI DO?
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DO WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT DIDI'S SEXUALITY
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ALL THE TIME?
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YES, YES.
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YOU'RE TOTALLY
OBSESSED BY THIS
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EVERY TIME
YOU SEE HER.
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HEY, SHE'S HOT FOR YOU, LAURA.
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IT'S THE END OF THE NINETIES,
START OF A NEW MILLENNIUM.
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EVERYONE'S DOING IT.
DON'T BE SO STRAIGHT.
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I AM STRAIGHT.
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I THINK IT'D BE GOOD FOR YOU.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
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I DO. I THINK
IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU.
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I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD
FOR US, YOU KNOW?
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A LITTLE MéNAGE Ä TROIS
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INSIDE THE CONFINES
OF A GOOD MARRIAGE.
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WHAT HAPPENS
IF I LIKE IT?
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IF YOU LIKE IT, GREAT.
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WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU
COME HOME ONE DAY
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AND DIDI AND I ARE GOING
AT IT IN OUR BEDROOM?
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WOULDN'T YOU JUST BE
A LITTLE BIT HURT?
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HURT? NO.
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ONLY IF I SMASHED MY FACE
ON THE HEADBOARD
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DIVING UNDER THE BLANKETS
WITH THE TWO OF YOU.
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NO, I WOULDN'T BE HURT.
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I'D BE THRILLED YOU FOUND
A NEW HOBBY YOU LIKE.
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Dr. Berman: SEE THAT,
HOW CLEAR THAT PICTURE IS?
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Marty: YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE--
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THE SAME WAY YOU'RE
LOOKING AROUND THE OFFICE,
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I'M LOOKING ALL THE WAY UP
IN THE LOWER INTESTINES,
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AND THEN THIS
CURVES IT AROUND.
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WOW. AND THIS IS ACTUALLY
A JOB YOU WANTED AS A KID,
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HUH, JERRY?
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THAT'S FUNNY.
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LIE DOWN THERE.
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WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING
IN ABOUT A MINUTE.
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KNEES FORWARD
IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE.
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THERE WE ARE.
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BE GENTLE. I KNOW THIS COMES
AS A BIG SHOCK TO YOU,
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BUT I'M NOT
REAL EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
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NO?
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THAT MAKES TWO OF US,
PAL.
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THERE WE ARE.
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OH, OH, OH, WAIT, WAIT!
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OW, OW, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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PULL IT OUT, PULL IT OUT,
PULL IT OUT, JERRY!
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PULL IT OUT, PULL IT OUT!
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
4-YEAR-OLD,
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IT'S JUST
THE LUBRICANT NOW.
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OK? I HAVEN'T STARTED
WITH THE PROBE YET. OK?
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OK. "GENTLE" IS THE BUZZWORD
FOR TODAY, OK?
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GENTLE, OK?
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OHH!
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GUH!
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OHH!
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EEE!
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OHH!
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GAH!
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[WHIMPERING]
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HAVE YOU, UH...
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SEEN THAT NEW
PORSCHE BOXSTER?
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THAT'S A BEAUTY.
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GOHHHHH!
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[WHIMPERING]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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HEY, JANE.
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HI, HOW YOU DOING?
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GOOD.
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00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,076
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE COMING INTO TOWN.
234
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,245
I'M GOING UP TO
SAN FRANCISCO ON BUSINESS,
235
00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,580
AND I WAS GONNA COME
ON MY WAY BACK,
236
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BUT I DECIDED TO VISIT
ON MY WAY UP.
237
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DIDN'T LAURA TELL YOU?
238
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NO, SHE DIDN'T,
BUT THAT'S OK.
239
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,721
YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME.
YOU KNOW THAT.
240
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WHAT?
241
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,091
NOTHING.
242
00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,192
I JUST MISS YOU.
243
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,995
IT'S GREAT TO SEE
MY LITTLE BEST FRIEND.
244
00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,965
OH, I MISS YOU, TOO.
245
00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,173
Laura: OH, I LOVE THIS.
246
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YEAH? JUST GOT IT.
247
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YOU DID?
248
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,376
YEAH.
249
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SO NOT ME.
250
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MM-MMM. NO.
251
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,282
SO HOW ARE YOUR
SCULPTURES DOING?
252
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THEY'RE DOING GREAT.
253
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,052
I THINK I HAVE A GALLERY
IN SANTA MONICA
254
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WHO WANTS TO SHOW THEM.
255
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OHH.
256
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I LOVE THIS ONE.
IS THIS NEW?
257
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:52,626
THIS ONE.
IT REALLY WORKS ON THE PIANO.
258
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YEAH?
259
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,128
YEAH.
ISN'T IT GREAT, MARTY?
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OH, YEAH.
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$18,000 WORTH
OF LESSONS AND SUPPLIES,
262
00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,800
AND WE GET TCHOTCHKIES
FOR THE LIVING ROOM.
263
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,302
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, JANE?
I'M THRILLED.
264
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:05,072
I DON'T WANT HER
HAVING HOBBIES.
265
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,173
MMM.
266
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,275
I WANT IT TO BE
ALL ABOUT ME.
267
00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,209
ALL ABOUT YOU, HUH?
268
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,913
YOU SHOULD BE MAKING
LITTLE SCULPTURES OF ME.
269
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,348
OH, THAT FEELS SO GOOD.
270
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:18,952
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
271
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:20,988
WOW, LOOK AT THIS.
272
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EROTIC FEET MASSAGING.
THIS IS GREAT.
273
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,226
THIS IS GOOD AND GAY.
I LOVE THIS.
274
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IT IS NOT GAY.
WHAT?
275
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,362
CAN YOU IMAGINE ME
AND ONE OF MY BUDDIES
276
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:33,366
SITTING ON THIS COUCH
RUBBING EACH OTHER'S FEET?
277
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,435
IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT, IS IT?
278
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,437
WOMEN CAN GET AWAY
WITH THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR,
279
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,338
AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING.
280
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,341
Laura:
IT'S NOT GAY, MARTY.
281
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,310
IT'S GAY, AND I LOVE IT.
282
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,345
I AM NOT INTO WOMEN, OK?
BUT IF I WAS,
283
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THIS WOULD DEFINITELY
BE MY FIRST STOP,
284
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,116
AND YOU, MY DEAR,
WOULD BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.
285
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:53,186
THAT'S IT. I'M GOING UPSTAIRS
TO WRITE TO PENTHOUSE.
286
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,422
IS HE SERIOUS?
287
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,256
OH, HE WOULD LOVE IT
288
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,791
IF I WOULD SLEEP
WITH HIM AND A WOMAN.
289
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,993
APPARENTLY IT'S ALL
HE AND HIS BUDDIES
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00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:00,994
EVER TALK ABOUT.
291
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,295
WHAT IS IT WITH THESE GUYS
292
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,196
AND THAT STUPID FANTASY?
293
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,032
THEY CAN'T PLEASE
ONE WOMAN, LET ALONE 2.
294
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,968
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT
THE SECOND WOMAN IS FOR.
295
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,237
DO HALF THE WORK.
296
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,075
Marty:
DIVA, THE MAIL COME?
297
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,443
YES.
298
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:20,247
AND I'M SORRY, BUT
THEY'RE ALL BILLS, MARTY.
299
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,816
YEAH, WELL,
I CAN HANDLE 'EM, OK?
300
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,718
ONCE BILLY
FINISHES THIS HOUSE,
301
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,387
THOSE LOTS ARE GONNA
SELL LIKE CRAZY.
302
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,256
I'M NOT WORRIED.
303
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,025
NOTHING FAZES YOU,
MARTY.
304
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,194
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FAZES ME.
305
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:37,230
YOU MARRYING THAT SKI BUM.
THAT'S WHAT FAZES ME.
306
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,098
YEAH, I'LL BET.
307
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:41,301
IT DOES. I'M CONCERNED.
CAN'T YOU TELL?
308
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,436
HOW'S HE GONNA
SUPPORT YOU, THIS GUY?
309
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,406
WHAT'S THE PAY SCALE
FOR THE SKI PATROL?
310
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,108
GUY'S GOT NO FUTURE,
DIVA.
311
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:52,079
OH, HE'S GOT A FUTURE.
STOP IT.
312
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,146
WITH THE SKI PATROL?
313
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,016
WHAT'S HE GONNA MAKE
ONE DAY, SERGEANT?
314
00:11:56,049 --> 00:12:00,387
BEST-CASE SCENARIO,
YOU'RE MARRIED TO A MOUNTIE.
315
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,423
SO I GOT A GREAT IDEA
FOR AN INVESTOR.
316
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,927
DAVE PEMBROKE.
317
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,861
DAVE PEMBROKE?
318
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,030
FROM MICHIGAN,
DAVE PEMBROKE?
319
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,065
I REMEMBER HIM.
HE WAS A REAL TOUGH GUY.
320
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,433
WENT AROUND
BEATING EVERYBODY'S ASS?
321
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,102
HE WAS IN MY
OLDER BROTHER'S GRADE
322
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,171
IN THAT WHOLE CROWD OF GUYS
WHO GOT THEIR JOLLIES
323
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,807
OUT OF BEATING PEOPLE UP.
324
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,374
YEAH, WELL,
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
325
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,344
NOW HE'S GETTING HIS JOLLIES
OUT OF HAVING $30 MILLION.
326
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:28,448
GUY'S GOT 18 FURNITURE
STORES IN ORANGE COUNTY.
327
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,416
HEY, TROY.
328
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,383
Billy:
YOU GOT MY NOTE?
329
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,153
HEY, SO I INVITED HIM UP
FOR SUNDAY FOR BRUNCH.
330
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,222
HE'S COMING TO MY HOUSE
SUNDAY FOR BRUNCH.
331
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,090
WE'LL TALK
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
332
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,392
NO, SUNDAY'S
NOT GOOD FOR ME.
333
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,961
WHY? WHAT'S SUNDAY?
334
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,930
WHAT'S SUN--WHAT?
335
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:46,433
YOU GOT THAT GIRL
COMING IN FROM FRESNO?
336
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,435
YOU KNOW WHAT, BILLY?
YOU'RE MARRIED.
337
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,169
YOU GOT 2 KIDS.
338
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,939
WOULD YOU RELAX?
I'M HAVING FUN.
339
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,041
HAVING FUN?
YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT.
340
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:54,975
I'M NOT GONNA GET CAUGHT.
341
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,543
YOU'RE CHEATING
ON YOUR WIFE.
342
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,345
YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT.
BILLY, LISTEN TO ME.
343
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,348
YOU'RE IN A SITUATION
YOU CAN'T CONTROL.
344
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,516
YOU'RE IN A SITUATION
YOU CAN'T CONTROL,
345
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,253
AND SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY,
SOMEONE, SOME IDIOT,
346
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,388
IS GONNA SAY THE WRONG THING
AT THE WRONG TIME,
347
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,290
AND IT'S GONNA
GET BACK TO CAROL.
348
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,925
WOULD YOU RELAX?
349
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,226
NOBODY KNOWS, MARTY.
350
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,527
NOBODY KNOWS? ALL RIGHT.
351
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,363
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
WHO KNOWS.
352
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,331
THIS IS GONNA SOUND
REALLY CORNY,
353
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,367
AND YOU'RE GONNA
TEASE ME LATER ABOUT IT,
354
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,435
BUT I'LL TELL YOU
WHO KNOWS.
355
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,838
GOD KNOWS. OK?
356
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:25,672
GOD KNOWS.
357
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,441
GOD DOES NOT KNOW,
AND IF HE DOES KNOW,
358
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,509
HE DOESN'T CARE.
359
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,978
HE DOES. HE CARES, OK?
360
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,946
CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE
IS NOT COOL.
361
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:33,981
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
362
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,216
I'M GONNA GET STRUCK DOWN
BY A BOLT OF LIGHTNING.
363
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,985
IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE TELLING ME?
364
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:38,685
YES, EXACTLY.
365
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,020
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M SAYING.
366
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,621
AND I HAPPEN TO SPEND
A LOT OF TIME
367
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,622
STANDING
REAL CLOSE TO YOU.
368
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,358
I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
369
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,627
DON'T YOU JUDGE ME, OK?
370
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,396
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY WIFE LATELY?
371
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,932
HAVE YOU SEEN
CAROL LATELY?YES.
372
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,100
SHE'S FAT.
373
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:53,934
SHE'S NOT FAT.
374
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,335
SHE'S FAT.
SHE'S NOT INTO SEX ANYMORE.
375
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,937
ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS EAT.
376
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,338
I'M A MAN.
I GOT MY NEEDS.
377
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,107
I HAVE NEEDS,
TOO, AND RIGHT NOW
378
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,543
THE TOP OF MY NEEDS LIST
IS YOU TO BE AT MY HOUSE
379
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,880
FOR BRUNCH ON SUNDAY, OK?
380
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,081
MARTY'S ALL ON MY CASE
381
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,383
ABOUT GOING TO THIS
BRUNCH AT HIS HOUSE.
382
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,318
BRUNCH?
383
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,420
YEAH. HE'S MAKING A
BIG DEAL ABOUT IT, TOO.
384
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,454
THAT'S A JEW THING, BRUNCH.
385
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,157
THEY CAN'T DECIDE IF THEY
WANT BREAKFAST OR LUNCH,
386
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,225
SO THEY HAVE BOTH.
387
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,027
I CAN'T WAIT
TILL HE HEARS THE GOSSIP.
388
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,063
HE'S GONNA LOVE IT.
HE'S GOT A THING FOR HER.
389
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,098
HE'S GOT A THING
FOR DIVA, HIS ASSISTANT?
390
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:25,832
HE WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT,
391
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,634
BUT HE'S DYING
TO JUST TAKE HER.
392
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,969
SO WHY DOESN'T HE JUST DO IT?
393
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,004
BECAUSE FOR ONE REASON,
SHE'S ENGAGED.
394
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,041
AND ALSO BECAUSE
HE'S VERY HUNG UP
395
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,075
ABOUT NOT
SCREWING AROUND.
396
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,045
THE GUY'S
VERY STRAIGHT THAT WAY.
397
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,079
I DON'T GET THAT.
398
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,581
EUROPEAN MEN, THEY'VE BEEN
DOING IT FOR CENTURIES.
399
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,682
IT DOESN'T MAKE 'EM ASSHOLES.
400
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,019
A GUY IN AMERICA, HE GETS
A LITTLE ACTION ON THE SIDE,
401
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,122
THEY LABEL HIM AN ASSHOLE.
I DO NOT GET THAT.
402
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,925
AND I BLAME THE PILGRIM--
THE PILGRIM MEN.
403
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,127
BACK IN THE BEGINNING
OF OUR SOCIETY,
404
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,696
THEY GOT ALL RELIGIOUS
AND PURITANICAL,
405
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,933
AND THEY FUCKED
THE WHOLE THING UP.
406
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,268
THEY GAVE AWAY
DEAL POINTS
407
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,503
THEY HAD NO BUSINESS
GIVING AWAY.
408
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,704
WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?
409
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,507
I SHOULD HAVE
NEGOTIATED THAT DEAL.
410
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,608
WE'D ALL BE GETTING LAID.
411
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,043
GENTLEWOMEN,
WHAT'S UP?
412
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,044
ABOUT TIME.
413
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:11,878
HOW ARE YOU?
414
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,346
I'M GOOD. YOU TAKE
CARE OF YOUR LITTLE
415
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,415
SCHEDULING PROBLEM
FOR THE BRUNCH?
416
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,349
SEE?
417
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,952
I'M NOT GOING TO BRUNCH
WITH DAVE PEMBROKE.
418
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,954
THE GUY'S A REPUBLICAN.
419
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:21,821
BIG DEAL,
HE'S A REPUBLICAN.
420
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,391
SO AM I WHEN I'M LOOKING
FOR AN INVESTOR.
421
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,493
WAIT TILL YOU HEAR
THE GOOD GOSSIP.
422
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,460
WHAT'S THE GOOD GOSSIP?
423
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,362
IF IT'S COMING FROM YOU,
MURPHY, IT'S BULLSHIT.
424
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,632
IT'S ABOUT
YOUR ASSISTANT DIVA.
425
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,034
WHAT ABOUT DIVA?
426
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,102
THE GUY THAT SOLD
CAR PHONES
427
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:38,438
TO ERIC KILDRAN'S COMPANY
WENT TO COLLEGE WITH HER.
428
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,674
WAS IN HER DORM. SAID SHE
SPENT A FAIR AMOUNT OF TIME
429
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,411
ON THE FRONT LINE.
SAW A LOT OF ACTION.
430
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:48,548
SO, WHAT?
WHAT IS IT?
431
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,383
GUESS.
432
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,751
SHE DID A 2-WAY.
433
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,486
BETTER.
434
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,423
SHE DID A GANG-BANG.
IT'S COMING FROM ERIC KILDRAN.
435
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,257
I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD
436
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,159
THAT COMES OUT
OF ERIC KILDRAN'S MOUTH.
437
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,261
GIRLS.
438
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,496
SHE DID GIRLS.
439
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,765
SHE DID GIRLS?
440
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,766
SHE DID GIRLS?
441
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,401
THIS IS TRUE?
442
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,404
DIVA DID GIRLS
IN COLLEGE?
443
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,172
Laura:
AND YOU BELIEVE IT?
444
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,206
YOU BELIEVE THAT
THAT STORY'S TRUE?
445
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,177
I BELIEVE IT, OK?
ERIC KILDRAN'S A LOT OF THINGS,
446
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,447
BUT THE GUY'S NOT A LIAR.
447
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,082
SHE'S YOUNG.
448
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,350
YOUNG GIRLS...
449
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,352
THEY'RE ALL INTO IT
NOWADAYS.
450
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,686
IT'S BECOME
VERY FASHIONABLE.
451
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,321
YEAH, WELL,
FOR ME, IT HASN'T.
452
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,057
WILL YOU CUT IT OUT
WITH THE COOKIES?
453
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,324
CHOLESTEROL.
454
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,392
ONE COOKIE.
455
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,527
WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS?
456
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,396
LUCIA'S GETTING SO LAZY.
457
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,366
SHE PUTS THE BOWLS AWAY
WITHOUT DRYING THEM.
458
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,500
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?
459
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,569
I'M THINKING IT WOULD BE
GOOD FOR YOU.
460
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,038
A GOOD LITTLE LIFE LESSON.
461
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:45,772
FOR ME?
462
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:49,142
YEAH. OPEN YOU UP
A LITTLE BIT.
463
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,743
THINK IT'D BE FUN.
464
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,279
OH, I'M SURE
IT WOULD BE FOR YOU.
465
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,781
I BET YOU WOULD BE
HAVING A LOT OF FUN.
466
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,450
HAVING A LOT OF FUN.
467
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,120
YOU'RE THE ONE ALWAYS SAYING
YOU WANT TO...
468
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,721
DO THINGS THAT ARE GOOD
FOR THE MARRIAGE.
469
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,791
YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOBBIES
AND PROJECTS AND SHIT.
470
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:05,592
THAT'S WHAT THIS WOULD BE.
471
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:09,462
THIS WOULD BE
LIKE A BONDING THING.
472
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,731
HOW STUPID
DO I LOOK TO YOU?
473
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,766
ALL RIGHT,
SO I TOOK A SHOT.
474
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:18,105
HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORE DINNER?
I'M STARVED.
475
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,408
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE
ALREADY EATEN DINNER.
476
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:25,512
I'VE BEEN MARRIED
TO MY HUSBAND FOR 30 YEARS.
477
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,347
WOW. THAT'S GREAT.
478
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,348
IT'S A MIRACLE.
479
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,584
IT'S A MIRACLE THAT SOMETIME
IN THE LAST 30 YEARS
480
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,187
I DIDN'T KILL HIM
IN HIS SLEEP,
481
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,823
JUMP ON A PLANE
AND NOT COME BACK.
482
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,392
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN MARRIED?
483
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,227
6 YEARS.
484
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,295
6 YEARS. THAT'S NICE.
GONNA HAVE KIDS?
485
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:46,166
YEAH, YEAH,
I THINK WE WILL.
486
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,102
HAVE ALL THE FUN
YOU CAN WHILE YOU CAN.
487
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,471
DO IT NOW.
GET IT OUT OF THE WAY.
488
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,540
ALL THE SPENDING
AND THE TRAVELING
489
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,476
AND THE NUTTINESS,
JUST DO IT ALL.
490
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,311
DO IT ALL
BEFORE THE KIDS COME.
491
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:01,414
'CAUSE AFTER THE KIDS COME,
THERE'S NO MORE FUN.
492
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,384
COME ON. YOU LOVE
YOUR KIDS, RIGHT?
493
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,119
NOT TODAY.
494
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,888
I DON'T LOVE
ANYBODY TODAY...
495
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,757
EXCEPT YOU.
496
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,459
I LOVE MY HAIRDRESSER.
497
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,495
Marty:
OH, OH, OH, OHH!
498
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,505
MMM.
499
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,406
AHH.
500
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,574
WAS THAT OK?
501
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,675
YEAH, IT WAS.
502
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:29,676
IT WAS?
503
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,677
OH, YEAH.
504
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,746
GOOD. IT STILL IS TO ME.
I GOTTA TELL YOU, LAURA.
505
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,782
I STILL LOOK DOWN
WHEN I'M ON TOP OF YOU,
506
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,350
AND I WONDER HOW THE HELL
I GOT INTO BED
507
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,386
WITH A WOMAN
AS GOOD-LOOKING AS YOU.
508
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,320
OH, MARTY.
509
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,454
I DO.
AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
510
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:45,692
I STILL THINK YOU'RE GONNA
OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP AT ME,
511
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,394
AND YELL FOR A COP.
512
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,596
OH, MARTY, SHUT UP.
513
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,635
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING, THOUGH?
514
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,505
WE HAVE SEX, AND WHAT'S
THE FIRST THING YOU DO?
515
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:02,209
YOU WASH UP.
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
516
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,545
SO THAT'S WHAT YOU
REALLY WANT, HUH?
517
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,748
FOR ME TO HAVE SEX WITH
YOU AND ANOTHER WOMAN.
518
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,918
YEAH, YEAH.
519
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:12,485
OH, YEAH.
520
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,387
YEAH, I'D LIKE IT A LOT.
521
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,523
AND YOU WANT ME
TO KISS HER AND...
522
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,325
AND, YOU KNOW,
523
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,859
Both:
GO DOWN ON HER?
524
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,861
YEAH. I MEAN,
IF YOU WANTED TO.
525
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,331
IF YOU WANTED
TO GO DOWN ON HER.
526
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,698
I DON'T KNOW.
527
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,268
I DON'T KNOW
IF I COULD.
528
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,101
WHAT?
529
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,470
I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
530
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:34,341
PLUS YOU HAVE
THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE.
531
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,408
WHAT'S THAT?
532
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,243
THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE.
533
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,910
THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE.
THINK ABOUT IT.
534
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,813
YOU'RE A WOMAN. YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE.
535
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,350
YOU COULD DO IT
BETTER THAN ME, BLINDFOLDED,
536
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,219
YOUR FIRST TIME OUT,
ON MY BEST NIGHT EVER,
537
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:50,523
WHICH WAS, YOU KNOW,
LAST APRIL AT THE CABIN.
538
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,525
RIGHT? REMEMBER?
YOU COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT.
539
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,528
YOU COULD BE BETTER THAN ME
LAST APRIL AT THE CABIN.
540
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,396
I COULD?
541
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,431
YOU COULD,
FIRST TIME OUT,
542
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,532
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE.
543
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,369
THAT'S MY WHOLE THEORY
ON WHY WOMEN ARE ALL OF A SUDDEN
544
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,672
GETTING INTO OTHER WOMEN
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
545
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,440
YEAH?
WHAT'S THAT THEORY?
546
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,541
HUMAN NATURE.
547
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,543
EVERYBODY LIKES TO DO SOMETHING
THAT THEY'RE GOOD AT.
548
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,378
EVERYONE LIKES TO EXCEL.
549
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,413
WELL, NOW WOMEN
ARE FINDING SOMETHING
550
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,649
THAT THEY'RE REALLY GOOD AT,
REALLY EASILY, REALLY FAST,
551
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,918
AND THEY'RE REALLY ENJOYING IT.
552
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,453
AND IT'S THE HOME-COURT
ADVANTAGE.
553
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:24,791
I THINK YOU WOULD BE SOMEBODY
THAT WOULD BENEFIT
554
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,261
FROM THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE.
555
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,597
[GARGLING]
556
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,400
I JUST COULDN'T DO IT
WITH A STRANGER.
557
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,535
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT, OK?
558
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,569
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
559
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,704
AND I'M NOT
GONNA DO IT
560
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,406
WITH YOUR ASSISTANT
DIVA, ALL RIGHT?
561
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:43,310
YOU DO NOT GET TO SCREW
YOUR ASSISTANT DIVA.
562
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,043
FINE.
563
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,612
DIVA'S OFF THE LIST.
FORGET DIVA.
564
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,681
I LOVE THE FACT THAT WE'RE
HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.
565
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:49,649
I BET YOU DO.
566
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,352
WHAT ABOUT DIDI,
THE LITTLE GIRL AT YOUR SALON?
567
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,422
COME ON, MARTY.
I HAVE TO WORK WITH HER.
568
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,623
PART-TIME.
569
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,459
YOU WORK WITH HER PART-TIME.
SHE'S PERFECT.
570
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,494
YOU DON'T WANT IT
TO BE A STRANGER.
571
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,796
WE KNOW HER,
BUT WE DON'T REALLY KNOW HER.
572
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:07,300
SHE'S CUTE, TOO,
YOU KNOW, ANYWAY,
573
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,670
AND YOU KNOW SHE'S INTO
THIS KIND OF THING, SO...
574
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:14,507
YEAH. I LIKE DIDI,
I DO. SHE'S SWEET.
575
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,508
I LIKE DIDI, TOO.
576
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,445
PUT DIDI RIGHT ON TOP
OF THE LIST.
577
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,879
OPERATION: DIDI.
578
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:23,450
WE CALL HER UP,
WE HAVE HER FOR DINNER.
579
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,617
IF IT WORKS OUT, GREAT.
580
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,920
IF IT DOESN'T,
I'LL DO THE DISHES.
581
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,563
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
582
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,537
HI.
HI.
583
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:45,572
HI, DIDI.
584
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,506
HOW ARE YOU?
585
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,807
GOOD. COME ON IN.
586
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,809
OOH, SORRY.
587
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,849
YOU DID THESE?
588
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,885
YEAH, I DID.
589
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:03,022
GOD. LAURA,
THEY'RE WONDERFUL.
590
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,358
THANK YOU.
591
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,795
DO YOU LIKE MY PERFUME?
592
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,531
ROSES.
593
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,966
YEAH.
594
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,439
MARTY!
595
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:27,747
SO, DIDI, IT'S GREAT
THAT YOU FINALLY CAME OVER,
596
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,417
BECAUSE LAURA HAS BEEN WANTING
TO HAVE YOU FOR DINNER
597
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:33,420
FOR THE LONGEST TIME.
AM I RIGHT, LAURA?
598
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:34,220
YOU KNOW, MARTY,
599
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,155
I DON'T THINK
WE NEED ANY MORE WINE.
600
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,924
DRUNK--DRINKS.
601
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,393
DRINKS?
OH, DRUNK.
602
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,127
LET'S GET DRUNK.
603
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,028
DRUNK.
LET'S GET DRUNK.
604
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,864
HARD DRINKS. FINE.
I GOT A BIG JUG OF RUM.
605
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:45,898
DOES THAT SOUND GOOD?
606
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,767
I LOVE RUM.
RUM AND COKE.
607
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,669
I'M DANGEROUS
ON RUM AND COKE.
608
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,638
[IMITATES BUZZER]
WE HAVE A WINNER.
609
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:52,605
IT'S RUM AND COKE.
610
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:53,506
YOU HEAR THAT, HONEY?
611
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,875
SHE'S DANGEROUS
ON RUM AND COKE, THIS ONE.
612
00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,410
Didi: IS HE ALWAYS
THIS FUNNY?
613
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:58,811
Laura: HA HA, NOT ALWAYS.
614
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:01,981
SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM, DIDI,
CHICAGO OR SOMETHING?
615
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,983
Didi:
I'M FROM ALL OVER.
616
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,118
ALL OVER. WOW.
617
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,588
YUP.
I'M AN ARMY BRAT.
618
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:11,924
ARMY BRAT. THAT IS INTENSE.
TELL US ABOUT IT.
619
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:16,929
WELL, I LIVED WITH
MY DAD UNTIL I WAS 14,
620
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:20,032
AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE
I MET MY MOM AGAIN,
621
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:20,933
AND I LIVED WITH HER
622
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:23,903
UNTIL WE DECIDED THAT WE
HATED EACH OTHER.
623
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:27,507
AND THEN I JUST SORT OF
HITCHHIKED AROUND
624
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,577
FOR A LITTLE WHILE
UNTIL I WAS 17,
625
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,444
AND I MET THIS WOMAN
626
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:34,447
WHO I MOVED TO FLORIDA
WITH FOR 3 YEARS,
627
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:37,750
BUT IT DIDN'T REALLY
WORK OUT,
628
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:41,087
BECAUSE SHE WAS SORT OF
IN LOVE WITH ME,
629
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:41,854
AND I GUESS,
TO BE HONEST,
630
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:44,591
I JUST REALLY ENJOYED
FUCKING HER.
631
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,559
[CRASH]
632
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,828
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
633
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,830
I LOVE THIS MUSIC.
634
00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:54,233
GREAT. LET ME
TELL YOU THIS STORY.
635
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,536
IT'S SO NICE OUT HERE.
636
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,237
I FEEL LIKE DANCING.
637
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,474
* HAPPY,
MELLOW THE SOUND *
638
00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:05,645
* ALL MY FRIENDS
KEEP SHOUTING ROUND *
639
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:10,483
WOW, DIDI, YOU SHOULD BE
A PROFESSIONAL DANCER.
640
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:11,884
SHE SHOULD.
641
00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:15,221
DOESN'T ANYBODY
WANT TO DANCE WITH ME?
642
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,490
ALL RIGHT, I'LL DANCE.
643
00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,659
LOOK AT ME.
644
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,528
OH, YEAH.
645
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,630
[LAUGHS]
646
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,732
OH, SORRY.
647
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,736
YOU'RE SCARING ME NOW.
648
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:30,503
WOW.
649
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,505
LAURA, COME UP HERE.
LOOK AT THIS.
650
00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:34,541
Didi: LAURA, COME DANCE.
651
00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:37,610
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
652
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,946
* I DON'T KNOW
653
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,282
LAURA WANTS TO DANCE.
YOU WERE SAYING THIS MORNING,
654
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:46,052
"IF DIDI WANTS TO
DANCE TONIGHT,
655
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,521
I WANNA DANCE SO BAD."
656
00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:51,991
* BUT I DON'T KNOW
657
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:54,026
* I DON'T KNOW
658
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:58,531
* WELL, I DON'T KNOW
659
00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:03,302
* OOH, I DON'T KNOW
660
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,237
* HEY, LADY
661
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:07,540
* TELL ME
662
00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:11,544
* TELL ME SOMETHING
663
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:16,549
* TO MAKE ME FEEL
ALL RIGHT *
664
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:19,018
* HOLD ON
665
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:22,889
* I'M A BIT CONCERNED
666
00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:28,595
* WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
667
00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:30,296
* TONIGHT
668
00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:33,900
* TONIGHT
669
00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:35,802
* TELL ME
670
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:36,836
* OOH
671
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,905
DIDI, JUST STAY THERE.
672
00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,773
I JUST NEED MARTY
TO HELP ME
673
00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:43,009
WITH SOMETHING
IN THE KITCHEN.
674
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,777
MARTY!
675
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,315
WHAT'S UP?
WE HAVING FUN?
676
00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:51,618
NO, NO, HONEY, NO.
677
00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:52,418
YES, YES.
678
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:54,153
I THINK THIS MIGHT BE
A BIG MISTAKE.
679
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:56,989
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
CALL IT A NIGHT, OK?
680
00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:58,591
CALL IT A NIGHT?
YEAH.
681
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,993
NO, WE DON'T WANT
TO CALL IT A NIGHT.
682
00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:01,894
WE DON'T?
683
00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,062
WE'RE HAVING FUN.
684
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:03,830
WE ARE?
685
00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:06,633
YES. SHE'S HOT
FOR YOU, THIS GIRL.
686
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:09,301
OH, GOD.
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
687
00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:12,171
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT
YOU REALLY WANT?
688
00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:15,842
LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR
A MILLIONTH OF A SECOND.
689
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:16,609
YES!
690
00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:18,077
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WE'RE HAVING FUN.
691
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,211
WE'RE HAVING
A GOOD TIME.
692
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,247
COME ON, HEY.
YOU OK?
693
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,349
YEAH. JUST FILL
THIS UP, OK?
694
00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:27,319
Didi: HEY, GUYS,
IS IT OK IF I GO SWIMMING?
695
00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:30,623
YEAH, YES, GO SWIMMING!
ARE YOU KIDDING?
696
00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,825
OUR POOLO ES SU POOLO.
697
00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,795
Didi: LAURA,
IS HE ALWAYS THIS FUNNY?
698
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,697
OH, YEAH!
699
00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:40,366
SO WE GOT TO--
700
00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:41,267
HEY.
701
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:44,070
I GOT A LITTLE
BOOZE HERE.
702
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,805
ARE YOU COMING IN?
703
00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:48,174
COMING IN?
UH, YEAH.
704
00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:49,241
OH!
705
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,176
YEAH, YEAH.
706
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:52,278
ARE WE GOING IN?
707
00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:54,380
I THINK WE SHOULD GO IN.
LET'S GO IN.
708
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,716
I'M GONNA GET
A SWIMSUIT.
709
00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:57,917
GO GET A SWIMSUIT.
710
00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,118
AND SO ARE YOU.
711
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:02,121
OK. WE'RE GONNA
GET A SWIMSUIT,
712
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:06,693
AND YOU JUST TROLL
AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
713
00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,431
HELLO.
714
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,366
HELLO.
715
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,872
HELLO.
716
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,408
HELLO.
717
00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:24,143
HEY.
718
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:28,047
HELLO, BABE.
719
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,216
HEY, HEY.
720
00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:31,317
HELLO.
721
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,319
TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE.
722
00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,387
CAN I BORROW MY WIFE?
723
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:36,288
YEAH.
724
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:39,826
CAN I BORROW MY LITTLE WIFE
FOR A MINUTE?
725
00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:40,893
MMM.
726
00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:45,031
COME OVER HERE, WILL YOU?
727
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:49,401
Didi:
THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.
728
00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:52,204
I WANT ONE.
729
00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:53,940
Marty:
YOU WANT A RIDE?
730
00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,108
Laura: DIDI.
731
00:27:56,142 --> 00:28:00,446
OK, WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR RIDE.
732
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,985
DID I GIVE YOU
YOUR RIDE, BABY?
733
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,186
Laura: YEAH.
734
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:08,487
OK. WE'LL PUT YOU
UP HERE,
735
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,389
AND YOU CAN NURSE
YOUR DRINK,
736
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,825
'CAUSE WE KNOW WHAT YOUR
PRIORITIES ARE TONIGHT.
737
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:18,264
AND, DIDI, YOU HOP--
OH, DIDI, DIDI.
738
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,832
OHH.
739
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,700
OK.
740
00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:26,038
Marty: MMM.
741
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,311
TAKE ME BACK TO LAURA.
742
00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:33,946
I WANT ONE FROM LAURA.
743
00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,447
YOU WANT A RIDE FROM LAURA?
744
00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:37,283
UH-HUH.
745
00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:04,310
HEY, WHAT?
746
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,115
LAURA, WHAT?
747
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,963
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
748
00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,364
WHAT HAPPENED
DOWN THERE, SWEETIE?
749
00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:26,465
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
750
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:29,802
IT JUST GOT
TOO REAL OR SOMETHING.
751
00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:33,139
I DON'T KNOW.
I FELT STUPID.
752
00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:35,908
HEY, HEY,
YOU'RE NOT STUPID.
753
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,476
YOU'RE NOT.
754
00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:41,280
I'M THE STUPID ONE.
THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
755
00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:44,350
THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
I'M SORRY.
756
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,052
IT'S OK.
757
00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:47,820
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
758
00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:48,821
Didi: LAURA.
759
00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,222
[WHISPERING]
I'll send her home.
760
00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:51,357
I'll say
good night.
761
00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:53,459
No, no, no.
I'll talk to her.
762
00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:55,828
Let me talk to her.
763
00:29:58,931 --> 00:29:59,899
HEY.
764
00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:00,532
HI.
765
00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:01,868
LOOK, I'M SORRY
766
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,937
IF I DID ANYTHING
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BADLY.
767
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:08,107
IT'S JUST THAT YOU BOTH
MADE ME FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE,
768
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:11,210
AND I REALLY HAVEN'T FELT VERY
COMFORTABLE AROUND ANYONE
769
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:14,380
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, AND...
770
00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:18,550
YOU'RE--GOD,
YOU'RE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL...
771
00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:21,120
AND GREAT.
772
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:25,958
SHOULD I GO HOME?
773
00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:31,830
CAN I COME IN, THEN?
774
00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:35,968
YEAH.
775
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:39,371
YEAH, YOU CAN
COME IN, YEAH.
776
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,411
YOU LIKE ME, RIGHT?
777
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:46,412
MM-HMM.
778
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,547
RIGHT, DIDI?
779
00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,525
* MAN
780
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:03,295
* YOU KNOW
I DONE ENJOYED THINGS *
781
00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:09,335
* THAT KINGS AND QUEENS
WILL NEVER HAVE *
782
00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:14,941
* IN FACT, KINGS AND QUEENS
CAN'T NEVER GET *
783
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:20,446
* AND THEY DON'T EVEN
KNOW ABOUT *
784
00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,651
* AND GOOD TIMES
785
00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:29,421
* MM-MMM
786
00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:49,708
* I HAVE HAD MY FUN
787
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:53,512
TAKE THIS OFF.
TAKE THIS OFF.
788
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:59,451
* IF I NEVER GET WELL NO MORE
789
00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:09,495
* I HAVE HAD MY FUN
790
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:17,069
* IF I NEVER GET WELL NO MORE
791
00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:21,040
[ALL MOANING]
792
00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:31,250
OK.
793
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,218
OHH.
794
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:33,352
THAT WAS GOOD.
795
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,021
[WOMEN CONTINUE MOANING]
796
00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:37,123
WOW. THAT WAS GOOD.
797
00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:40,426
WOW. THAT WAS GOOD.
798
00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,099
WILD.
799
00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:49,668
YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOCK IT OFF
FOR A LITTLE BIT
800
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:52,071
AND GO DOWN AND GET A DRINK?
801
00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:53,272
[MOANING CONTINUES]
802
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,074
I GUESS NOT.
803
00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:58,377
WOW. LOOK AT THAT.
804
00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:03,415
WOW. THAT'S WHAT
THAT FLAP IS FOR.
805
00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:07,086
WOW.
806
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,754
ALL RIGHT, WELL...
807
00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:11,157
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, OK?
I'LL BE BACK.
808
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:15,061
I'M GOING TO GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND GET A DRINK, OK?
809
00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:17,329
GET A DRINK.
810
00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:18,430
JUST GET A DRINK.
811
00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:20,699
DO A COUPLE
HUNDRED PUSH-UPS.
812
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,469
[MOANING LOUDLY]
813
00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:29,408
* UHH
814
00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:32,478
* OH, SUKI, SUKI, NOW
815
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:33,445
* HEY
816
00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:34,580
* UHH
817
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,415
* COME ON, BABY
818
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,217
* HEY THERE, SUGAR DARLIN'
819
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:41,053
* LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHIN' *
820
00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:45,424
* GIRL, I'VE BEEN
TRYIN' TO SAY *
821
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,394
* YOU LOOK SO SWEET
822
00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:49,395
MURPHY, CAN'T TELL MURPHY.
823
00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:52,398
DAMN. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN,
DAMN.
824
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:54,166
DAMN.
825
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:56,335
MM.
826
00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:59,805
[LINE RINGS]
827
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:02,341
HI. HEY, HEY. HI.
828
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,410
UH, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
829
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:05,344
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS.
830
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:10,249
MY WIFE RIGHT NOW
IS UPSTAIRS IN MY BEDROOM,
831
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:10,949
MY BEDROOM,
832
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:14,653
WITH LITTLE DIDI,
LITTLE DIDI,
833
00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,088
THE HOTTIE AT WORK,
834
00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:20,126
AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE
TEARING INTO EACH OTHER
835
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:21,460
LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
836
00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:22,194
YEAH, YEAH.
837
00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:24,130
IT GETS BETTER,
IT GETS BETTER.
838
00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,831
I'M UP THERE,
I'M PART OF THE PACKAGE.
839
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:29,568
YEAH. NO.
I'M JUST TAKING A BREAK.
840
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,170
WHAT?
841
00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:32,003
WHAT? NO.
842
00:34:32,037 --> 00:34:33,472
NO, NO. I DON'T WANT
TO ORDER A PIZZA.
843
00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:36,842
I WAS JUST CALLING--
I HAD TO TELL THAT TO SOMEONE.
844
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,478
* HEY THERE,
SUGAR DARLIN' *
845
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:41,447
* COME ON,
GIVE ME SOMETHIN' *
846
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,351
* GIRL, I'VE BEEN
NEEDIN' FOR DAYS *
847
00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:47,219
[MOANING]
848
00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:49,121
HEY.
849
00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:51,323
[LOUD MOANING]
850
00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:53,492
HEY, YOU GUYS.
851
00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,761
WOW. HEY.
852
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:56,462
HI, DIDI.
853
00:34:56,495 --> 00:35:00,266
MARTY'S BACK.
YOU'RE IN HEAT.
854
00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:03,835
* WE DON'T NEED
NO COMPANY *
855
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:09,208
* NO OTHER MAN,
NO OTHER GIRL *
856
00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:13,145
OH, SHIT. DAMN.
857
00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:18,750
HEY.
858
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,386
HI.
HI.
859
00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:21,920
HI.
860
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:22,854
BYE.
861
00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,390
YOU LEAVIN'?
862
00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:26,492
OK, WELL, UM...
863
00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:28,260
THANKS. I MEAN--
864
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:28,927
THANK YOU.
865
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,897
YEAH, YOU, TOO.
I MEAN, BYE.
866
00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:34,866
THANK YOU.
SEE YA.
867
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,569
BYE.
868
00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:40,739
HEY.
869
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:41,940
HEY, HEY.
870
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,342
HOW YOU DOIN'?
871
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,243
DID YOU SLEEP WELL?
872
00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:46,512
YEAH, I DID.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
873
00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:48,414
I HAD A GOOD SLEEP.
874
00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:49,014
YEAH?
875
00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:51,450
YEAH.
I FEEL SO RESTED.
876
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:53,419
SO ARE YOU OK? OK?
877
00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:55,487
EVERYTHING OK
WITH LAST NIGHT?
878
00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:57,556
YEAH, I'M OK.
ARE YOU OK?
879
00:35:57,589 --> 00:36:01,360
ME? OH, YEAH, I'M,
I'M VERY OK,
880
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:02,394
ESPECIALLY
IF YOU'RE OK.
881
00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:03,962
OH, YEAH, I AM.
I AM.
882
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,731
YOU KNOW WHAT
LAST NIGHT WAS?
883
00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,766
I THINK
IT WAS EDUCATIONAL.
884
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,401
EDUCATIONAL.
IT WAS EDUCATIONAL.
885
00:36:09,435 --> 00:36:11,337
YOU SEE?
I LOVE TO HEAR YOU
886
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,471
USE THE WORD
"EDUCATIONAL."
887
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,472
THAT'S GREAT.
YOU SEE?
888
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:18,477
YOU WERE WORRIED, BUT--
AND NOW YOU'RE EDUCATED.
889
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:19,378
OH, YEAH.
890
00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:20,045
YEAH.
891
00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,547
DO YOU WANT
SOME BREAKFAST?
892
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:24,483
I AM GOING TO HAVE
A GIANT BREAKFAST.
893
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,219
SO EVERYTHING'S OK?
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
894
00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:29,355
NO WEIRDNESS, NOTHING?
895
00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:30,822
NO WEIRDNESS TODAY
OR ANYTHING?
896
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:31,957
OH, NO, I'M COOL.
897
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,426
[SIGHS]
NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
898
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:37,363
BY THE HOME-COURT-ADVANTAGE
THING.
899
00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:38,364
WOW.
900
00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,299
Woman on radio:
MY SCENE'S DONE AT MY APARTMENT.
901
00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:41,433
Radio jock:
YOUR ACTUAL APARTMENT?
902
00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:42,668
YEAH, UNDER MY FIRE ESCAPE.
903
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:45,637
AND I HAVE ANOTHER SCENE,
A LESBIAN SCENE,
904
00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:46,705
WHICH YOU WILL LOVE.
905
00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:48,474
OH, I MOST
CERTAINLY WILL.
906
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:49,241
GIRLS.
907
00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,976
HEY, YOU BEEN OUT
TO THE SITE YET?
908
00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:53,412
THE SITE? NO.
I HAVE NOT BEEN TO THE SITE.
909
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,681
JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU
SAW THE CHANGES I MADE
910
00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,249
IN THE KITCHEN FLOOR PLAN.
911
00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:58,116
NO.
I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM.
912
00:36:58,149 --> 00:36:59,651
'CAUSE, UM, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY,
913
00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:00,752
YOU'RE GONNA SAY
IT COSTS TOO MUCH,
914
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,488
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, MARTY?
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT,
915
00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:03,555
AND IT AIN'T
ALL ABOUT MONEY.
916
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:05,757
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY,
917
00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:08,360
'CAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT
I WAS GOING TO SAY,
918
00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:09,361
'CAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT--
919
00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:10,796
IT AIN'T ALL ABOUT MONEY.
920
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,764
WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?
921
00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:14,400
YOU FIGHTING
WITH YOUR WIFE AGAIN?
922
00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:16,568
SHE HAS BURROWED
HER WAY UP
923
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:17,469
INSIDE MY ASSHOLE.
924
00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:19,271
BEING MARRIED
IS VERY TOUGH.
925
00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:21,740
YES, IT IS, BUT IT'S ONLY
AS TOUGH AS YOU MAKE IT.
926
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,575
IT'S ONLY AS TOUGH
AS YOU MAKE IT.
927
00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:26,812
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU GUYS
ARE HAVING TROUBLES AT HOME?
928
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,447
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
929
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,315
WHY?
930
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,717
YOU'RE NOT
SHAKING IT UP.
931
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,518
EXCUSE ME?
932
00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,620
THAT'S ALL WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT HERE.
933
00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:35,821
SHAKE IT UP.
934
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:36,955
SHAKE IT UP?
935
00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:39,625
YES, YES.
SHAKE IT UP.
936
00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:42,561
YOU'RE THE MAN.
THAT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
937
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,929
THE WOMEN WANT TO BE LED.
938
00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:46,798
THEY WANT TO BE TAUGHT
NEW TRICKS, OK?
939
00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,434
THEY WANT TO BE
SHAKEN UP.
940
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,636
WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
941
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:51,370
[SCOFFS]
942
00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:54,873
I'M TALKING ABOUT
YOU GOING HOME
943
00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:56,442
AND YOU GOING HOME
944
00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:59,411
AND TEACHING YOUR WIFE
A COUPLE LITTLE NEW TRICKS,
945
00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:02,748
AND I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND
THE PICTURE CHANGES
946
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:05,484
VERY, VERY QUICKLY.
947
00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:09,488
SHAKE IT UP, BOYS.
948
00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:16,995
* GET UP
949
00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:17,596
* HA
950
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,498
* GET UP AND SHAKE UP
951
00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:20,999
* ALL RIGHT
952
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,501
* GET UP
953
00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:23,869
* GET UP
AND SHAKE UP *
954
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,637
* IT'S ROCK STEADY TIME
955
00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:26,237
* GET UP
956
00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:27,473
* GOT TO DO SOMETHING
957
00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:29,074
* GET UP AND SHAKE UP
958
00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:30,409
* OH, YES
959
00:38:30,442 --> 00:38:34,613
* SHAKE AND LET ME
FEEL ALL RIGHT *
960
00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:36,482
* MOVE UP
961
00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:37,516
* MOVE IN THE GROOVE NOW
962
00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:39,084
* MOVE IN THE GROOVE NOW
963
00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:40,652
* ALL RIGHT
964
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:41,820
* PUSH UP
965
00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:42,421
* HA
966
00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:43,689
* PUSH UP AND SHAKE UP
967
00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:45,391
* GOT TO DO SOMETHING
968
00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:46,124
* GET UP
969
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,559
* IT'S ROCK STEADY DANCE
970
00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:48,627
* GET UP AND SHAKE UP
971
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,128
* OH, YES
972
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:53,999
* SHAKE AND LET ME
FEEL ALL RIGHT *
973
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,802
[DOORBELL RINGS]
974
00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:58,737
WHO'S THAT?
975
00:38:58,770 --> 00:38:59,771
I DON'T KNOW.
976
00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:01,573
WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE?
977
00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:05,343
WHO COMES OVER
AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT?
978
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:10,382
[DOORBELL RINGS]
979
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:11,450
* GET UP
980
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:12,050
* HA
981
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,685
* GET UP AND SHAKE UP
982
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,487
* ALL RIGHT
983
00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:16,755
* GET UP
984
00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:18,023
* GET UP
AND SHAKE UP *
985
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:19,858
* IT'S ROCK STEADY DANCE
986
00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,092
* GET UP
987
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,060
IT'S DIDI.
988
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:23,562
DIDI?
DIDI.
989
00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:24,930
I WONDER WHO CALLED HER.
990
00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:29,134
* SHAKE AND LET ME
FEEL ALL RIGHT *
991
00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:33,038
[LOUD MOANING]
992
00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:45,517
YOU TWO
ARE ON FIRE TONIGHT.
993
00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:46,518
LOOK AT YOU.
994
00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:48,386
LAURA?
995
00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,022
BABE?
996
00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:52,023
LAURA?
997
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:52,924
YOU OK?
998
00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,527
YOU WANT TO REST
FOR A MINUTE OR SOMETHING?
999
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:56,595
LAURA?
1000
00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:59,465
CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MOMENT?
1001
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,533
YEAH, HONEY?
1002
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,068
ARE YOU OK?
YEAH.
1003
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,035
ARE YOU OK?
1004
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,103
OH, YEAH, I'M FINE.
1005
00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:06,037
BECAUSE FOR A MINUTE THERE,
IT LOOKED LIKE MAYBE YOU
1006
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:08,774
WERE HAVING TROUBLE
BREATHING OR SOMETHING.
1007
00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:10,576
NO.
DON'T STOP.
1008
00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:12,811
DON'T STOP. OH.
1009
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,581
[MOANING]
1010
00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:24,456
* GET UP
1011
00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:25,657
* GET UP
AND SHAKE UP *
1012
00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:26,892
* ALL RIGHT
1013
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,093
* GET UP
1014
00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:29,495
[LOUD MOANING]
1015
00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:30,228
* GET UP AND SHAKE UP
1016
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,498
* IT'S ROCK STEADY TIME
1017
00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:33,098
* GET UP
1018
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,199
* GOT TO DO SOMETHING
1019
00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:35,467
* GET UP AND SHAKE UP
1020
00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:36,635
* OH, YES
1021
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:41,106
* SHAKE AND LET ME
FEEL ALL RIGHT *
1022
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,874
HEY.
1023
00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:51,917
HEY, GUYS.
1024
00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:55,921
HEY. HEY.
1025
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:58,156
HEY, DIDI. HEY.
1026
00:40:58,189 --> 00:41:00,158
HI.
HI.
1027
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:01,860
YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?
1028
00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,161
YEAH.
1029
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:04,162
UH-HUH.
1030
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:06,498
YOU WANT ME TO BRING UP
SANDWICHES OR SOMETHING?
1031
00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:08,033
DON'T STOP.
DON'T STOP.
1032
00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:11,603
[LOUD MOANING]
1033
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,515
* GET UP
1034
00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:25,083
* GET UP
AND SHAKE UP *
1035
00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:26,852
* ALL RIGHT
1036
00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:28,587
* GET UP
1037
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,521
* GET UP
AND SHAKE UP *
1038
00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:31,222
* IT'S ROCK STEADY DANCE
1039
00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:32,190
* GET UP
1040
00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:33,291
* GOT TO DO SOMETHING
1041
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,893
* GET UP AND SHAKE UP
1042
00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:36,127
* OH, YES
1043
00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:39,898
* SHAKE AND LET ME
FEEL ALL RIGHT *
1044
00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:44,035
[FOOTSTEPS]
1045
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:48,039
BYE, MARTY.
SEE YA.
1046
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,810
BYE.
1047
00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:54,780
"BYE, MARTY.
SEE YA."
1048
00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,782
Radio jock: YOU WANT TO
STAND UP FOR US?
1049
00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:57,649
OH, PLEASE DO, YEAH.
1050
00:41:57,683 --> 00:41:59,284
Second radio jock:
OH, YOU ARE A HOTTIE.
1051
00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,820
OH. ARE YOU VERY PROUD
OF YOURSELF NAKED?
1052
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,922
Woman: I WOULDN'T SAY PROUD.
JUST COMFORTABLE.
1053
00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:05,557
HAVE YOU EVER DONE
LESBIANISM?
1054
00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:07,225
NO.
1055
00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:11,296
HI.
1056
00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:13,565
DIVA. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
1057
00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:14,265
OH--
1058
00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:15,133
THE PEMBROKES
ARE COMING OVER.
1059
00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:16,935
RIGHT, LAURA CALLED
AND ASKED ME TO HELP
1060
00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,069
WITH THE BIG BRUNCH.
1061
00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:19,304
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT IT?
1062
00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:20,105
NO. LAURA CALLED YOU?
1063
00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,307
YEAH. I THOUGHT
IT WAS A GOOD IDEA.
1064
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:23,274
HI, DIVA.
HI.
1065
00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:24,810
OOH, YOU LOOK GREAT.
1066
00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:26,745
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU LOOK FABULOUS.
1067
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,980
COME ON IN.
OK.
1068
00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:35,120
Diva: WOW,
THIS IS AMAZING.
1069
00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:36,287
MARTY, HOW ARE YOU?
1070
00:42:36,321 --> 00:42:37,055
HI, MARTY.
1071
00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,257
HEY, DAVE, EVIE,
HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
1072
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:43,028
GOOD TO SEE YOU. HOLD ON.
GIVE ME ONE SECOND HERE.
1073
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:43,795
GOD.
1074
00:42:43,829 --> 00:42:45,997
GOD, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
LOOK AT YOU.
1075
00:42:46,031 --> 00:42:48,266
BOTH OF YOU.
YOU LOOK GREAT, MAN.
1076
00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:49,334
WELL, I'M NOT FEELING
TOO GREAT.
1077
00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:51,002
MY WIFE JUST BEAT ME
AT TENNIS.
1078
00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:52,070
YOU LOOK GREAT, THOUGH.
1079
00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:52,704
GOD, YOUR HUSBAND,
1080
00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:54,239
THIS GUY LOOKS
22 YEARS OLD
1081
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:55,607
LIKE WE DID IN MICHIGAN,
1082
00:42:55,641 --> 00:42:57,175
WHEN HE WAS
22 YEARS OLD, THIS GUY.
1083
00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:58,910
MARTY, YOUR WIFE
LOOKS ADORABLE.
1084
00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:00,846
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
SHE IS ADORABLE,
1085
00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:03,048
BUT LOOK AT THIS GUY,
LOOK AT YOUR HUSBAND.
1086
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:06,084
BOTH OF YOU.
YOU TWO LOOK FANTASTIC.
1087
00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:07,385
THAT'S IT.
WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
1088
00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,688
THAT'S WAY TOO MANY
"YOU LOOK GREAT," HONEY.
1089
00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:11,322
COME ON, MARTY.
GET ME A DRINK.
1090
00:43:11,356 --> 00:43:12,658
I WANT TO BE
GOOD AND HAMMERED
1091
00:43:12,691 --> 00:43:14,325
WHEN YOU START SLAMMING ME
FOR THAT LOAN.
1092
00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:15,761
OH, COME ON.
SLAMMING FOR A LOAN.
1093
00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:17,028
THAT'S NOT
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
1094
00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,096
COME ON,
I WANT YOU TO HAVE
1095
00:43:18,129 --> 00:43:19,731
A NICE SUNDAY BRUNCH
WITH US. COME ON.
1096
00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:22,233
MARTY, GET THE GREAT-LOOKING
GUY A DRINK, WILL YA?
1097
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:23,669
OK, FINE.
HOW ABOUT YOU, EVIE,
1098
00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:25,036
DO YOU NEED TO GET
GOOD AND HAMMERED?
1099
00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:26,271
UH, BLOODY MARY,
SWEETIE.
1100
00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:27,138
COMING RIGHT UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1101
00:43:27,172 --> 00:43:30,776
I'LL GET ONE, TOO.
WE'LL ALL GET SLAMMED.
1102
00:43:30,809 --> 00:43:32,343
LOOK A LITTLE
OVERDONE TO YOU?
1103
00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:33,344
[WHISPERING]
I'm not eating that.
1104
00:43:33,378 --> 00:43:38,183
YOU KNOW, DIVA, YOU LOOK
REALLY BEAUTIFUL TODAY.
1105
00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:41,720
THANK YOU, LAURA,
SO DO YOU.
1106
00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:45,290
I LOVE YOUR HAIR.
1107
00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:49,194
I LIKE YOUR HAIR.
1108
00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:55,633
MMM.
WHAT IS THAT SCENT?
1109
00:43:55,901 --> 00:43:57,836
DO YOU LIKE IT?
1110
00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:02,774
OH, YEAH.
I LIKE IT.
1111
00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,780
I'LL TAKE THOSE.
1112
00:44:11,717 --> 00:44:12,951
YOU REMEMBER
DAVE PEMBROKE?
1113
00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:14,419
I DO REMEMBER
DAVE PEMBROKE.
1114
00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:16,154
BILLY. HIS WIFE EVIE.
1115
00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:18,189
DAVE. BILLY'S WIFE CAROL.
1116
00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:20,458
HI, EVIE. CAROL.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
1117
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,292
OH, NO, NO,
NO, NO.
1118
00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:23,461
BILLY, WE'RE PUTTING
YOU IN THE MIDDLE,
1119
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,163
NO, NO, BILLY,
HE SITS HERE.
1120
00:44:25,196 --> 00:44:26,765
BILLY WILL BE
IN THE MIDDLE...
1121
00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:27,465
DON'T FIGHT OVER ME.
1122
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,300
AND I'LL PUT DIVA
RIGHT HERE.
1123
00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:29,935
IT'S FINE, HONEY.
1124
00:44:29,968 --> 00:44:31,436
OK, I'LL GET
ANOTHER CHAIR.
1125
00:44:31,469 --> 00:44:32,337
YEAH. THANK YOU.
1126
00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:35,073
COME ON,
YOU SIT HERE.
1127
00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:41,279
JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE...
1128
00:44:41,312 --> 00:44:43,081
LAURA.
1129
00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,449
GET YOU SOME COFFEE,
LAURA?
1130
00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:45,851
IT'S GOOD TO
SEE YOU, MAN.
1131
00:44:45,884 --> 00:44:47,853
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU,
TOO, MAN.
1132
00:44:47,886 --> 00:44:49,020
I REMEMBER
YOUR OLDER BROTHER.
1133
00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:51,890
OH, JESUS. ARE YOU
STILL KICKING ASS?
1134
00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:53,224
YEAH, I REMEMBER
WHEN YOU AND HE
1135
00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:55,160
TOOK ON THE, UH,
STATLER TWINS
1136
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,928
IN THE RAMS' HORN
PARKING LOT
1137
00:44:56,962 --> 00:44:58,263
ON WOODWARD AVENUE...
1138
00:44:58,296 --> 00:44:59,330
SAUSAGE?
1139
00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:01,366
DAVE WAS A BRUISER
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
1140
00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:02,133
NO.
1141
00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:03,869
LET'S HOPE MARRIAGE
AND CALIFORNIA
1142
00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:05,971
SETTLED HIM DOWN
A LITTLE BIT.
1143
00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:07,072
WELL, HE'S
SETTLED DOWN.
1144
00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:10,408
HE'S JUST A BIG
PUSHOVER NOW.
1145
00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:13,478
SOMEHOW, EVIE,
I KIND OF DOUBT THAT, BUT...
1146
00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:15,213
Billy: SO, DAVE,
MARTY TELLS ME
1147
00:45:15,246 --> 00:45:16,782
YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD
FOR YOURSELF LATELY.
1148
00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:18,817
Marty: GOOD FOR HIMSELF.
HE'S GOT 18 FURNITURE STORES.
1149
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,385
I'D SAY HE'S DOING
GOOD FOR HIMSELF.
1150
00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:22,821
UM, EXCUSE ME.
I'M GOING TO HELP LUCIA
1151
00:45:22,854 --> 00:45:23,688
IN THE KITCHEN
FOR ONE SEC.
1152
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:27,458
OK, GOOD. YOU HELP
LUCIA IN THE KITCHEN.
1153
00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:30,295
OH. BILLY, YOU NEED
A PLACE SETTING.
1154
00:45:30,328 --> 00:45:33,231
NO, LAURA, LAURA,
LUCIA WILL GET IT.
1155
00:45:33,264 --> 00:45:34,399
NO, NO.
THAT'S OK.
1156
00:45:34,432 --> 00:45:35,333
LAURA, LAURA,
SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
1157
00:45:35,366 --> 00:45:37,869
IT'S FINE. HONEY, I KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE IT IS.
1158
00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:40,005
I'M GOING TO GO
HELP DIVA.
1159
00:45:40,038 --> 00:45:41,106
I DON'T WANT YOUR FOOD
TO GET COLD.
1160
00:45:41,139 --> 00:45:42,307
HONEY, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE IT IS.
1161
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:45,343
I'M GOING TO GO
HELP DIVA, OK?
1162
00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:46,945
OK.
1163
00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:51,116
CAREFUL WITH
THE BUTTER.
1164
00:45:53,919 --> 00:45:57,322
DIVA, I AM SO SORRY.
I REALLY AM SO SORRY.
1165
00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:58,890
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO ME.
1166
00:45:58,924 --> 00:46:01,159
I FEEL LIKE A PIG.
I'M SORRY.
1167
00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:03,228
WHAT IS GOING ON?
1168
00:46:03,895 --> 00:46:06,464
WELL, MARTY TOLD ME
THIS THING
1169
00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:09,167
ABOUT YOU IN COLLEGE
AND SEEING GIRLS,
1170
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,535
AND EVER SINCE
HE TOLD ME,
1171
00:46:10,568 --> 00:46:13,571
I JUST CAN'T GET IT
OR YOU OUT OF MY MIND.
1172
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:17,275
YOU DO KNOW I'M GETTING
MARRIED IN 2 MONTHS, RIGHT?
1173
00:46:17,308 --> 00:46:18,376
YES, I DO.
1174
00:46:18,409 --> 00:46:19,044
YOU DO.
1175
00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:21,813
I DO. AND LIKE
I SAID BEFORE,
1176
00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:24,415
I'M SORRY. I AM.
1177
00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:27,385
I'M JUST
SO ATTRACTED TO YOU.
1178
00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:28,253
LAURA...
1179
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:32,190
SO, YOU EVER SEE
THE STATLER TWINS, DAVE?
1180
00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:33,992
DO I SEE THEM? NO.
1181
00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:35,526
THEY STILL LIVE BACK
IN MICHIGAN.
1182
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,897
YOU EVER SEE ANY OF
THE GUYS YOU BEAT UP?
1183
00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:39,865
JUST CURIOUS.
1184
00:46:39,898 --> 00:46:42,533
FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T
BEAT THAT MANY GUYS UP.
1185
00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:44,269
AND SECOND OF ALL, NO.
1186
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,971
I LEFT MICHIGAN
AFTER HIGH SCHOOL,
1187
00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:46,872
AND I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK.
1188
00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:49,207
MUST BE KIND OF WEIRD
TO RUN INTO SOMEBODY
1189
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,142
20 YEARS AFTER
YOU BEAT THEM UP.
1190
00:46:51,176 --> 00:46:54,045
HEY, DAVE, REMEMBER ME,
YOU BROKE MY CLAVICLE?
1191
00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:56,014
YOU LOOK GOOD. HA.
1192
00:46:56,047 --> 00:46:57,849
I'M SORRY, DIVA.
1193
00:46:57,883 --> 00:46:58,850
YEAH.
1194
00:46:58,884 --> 00:47:00,485
I'M REALLY SORRY.
1195
00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:01,552
YOU SHOULD BE.
1196
00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:04,355
I'M REALLY
NOT INTO WOMEN.
1197
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,392
ME NEITHER.
1198
00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:16,467
OH, MY GOD.
1199
00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:23,474
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
1200
00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:25,310
OH, MY GOD.
1201
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,545
OH, MY GOD.
1202
00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:29,614
OK. OK.
1203
00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:32,183
LAURA, I'M GOING TO GO.
1204
00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,219
YEAH, I THINK
THAT'S THE BEST THING
1205
00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:35,586
IN THIS SITUATION.
1206
00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:37,322
I'M GOING TO GO.
1207
00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:40,391
I'M STRAIGHT. I AM.
1208
00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:42,060
I'M STRAIGHT.
1209
00:47:42,093 --> 00:47:43,161
I AM.
1210
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,229
SO, WHAT WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT,
1211
00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:45,897
WE HAVE 10 LOTS
WE CAN OBTAIN.
1212
00:47:45,931 --> 00:47:48,399
OK? AND THESE
HOUSES FINISHED
1213
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:50,401
ARE NOW AT A MILLION,
MILLION TWO--
1214
00:47:50,435 --> 00:47:51,436
Billy: YEAH,
IF NOT MORE.
1215
00:47:51,469 --> 00:47:54,405
WE HAVE 7, 7 AND A QUARTER
INTO SOME OF THE HOUSES.
1216
00:47:54,439 --> 00:47:57,308
OK, WELL, I'M GOING TO
SAY GOOD-BYE.
1217
00:47:57,342 --> 00:47:58,276
SOMETHING WRONG,
DIVA?
1218
00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:01,546
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M--I GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE.
1219
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:04,449
I'M RUNNING REALLY, REALLY
STRAIGHT--LATE.
1220
00:48:04,482 --> 00:48:06,051
I'M RUNNING REALLY LATE.
1221
00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:07,485
I'M GOING TO GO.
1222
00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:08,319
OK.
1223
00:48:08,353 --> 00:48:09,955
DIVA, COME ON.
1224
00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:11,990
COME ON,
JUST STAY A WHILE.
1225
00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:15,460
MARTY?
TELL DIVA NOT TO GO.
1226
00:48:15,493 --> 00:48:18,529
OK. DIVA, DON'T GO.
BYE.
1227
00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:19,364
YOU'RE LOOKING AT...
1228
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,532
NO, NO, NO. NO, DON'T.
DON'T. COME ON.
1229
00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:23,101
LAURA...
JUST STAY.
1230
00:48:23,134 --> 00:48:23,868
I HAVE TO GO NOW.
1231
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,203
WELL, LET ME WALK YOU
TO THE DOOR.
1232
00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:28,539
NO. LAURA, I KNOW
WHERE THE DOOR IS.
1233
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:29,240
YOU KNOW WHAT, LAURA?
1234
00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:32,443
I'LL WALK HER
TO THE DOOR, OK?
1235
00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:33,211
I'M SORRY.
1236
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,113
Laura: NO, HONEY,
DON'T BE SILLY.
1237
00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:35,880
JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
1238
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,383
REALLY, I MEAN,
YOU'VE GOT GUESTS.
1239
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,285
I'LL WALK HER
TO THE DOOR.
1240
00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:42,120
YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF
AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS--
1241
00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:45,323
I'LL WALK HER TO THE DOOR.
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
1242
00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,657
DIVA, DON'T GO
ANYWHERE, OK?
1243
00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:48,459
PLEASE DON'T GO ANYWHERE,
ALL RIGHT?
1244
00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:51,129
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
BEFORE YOU GO, OK?
1245
00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:51,796
I WON'T.
1246
00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:53,698
OK.
PROMISE ME YOU WON'T GO.
1247
00:48:53,731 --> 00:48:54,699
[WHISPERING]
I won't.
1248
00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:57,468
LET ME HOLD YOUR PURSE.
1249
00:48:57,502 --> 00:48:58,736
ONE MINUTE,
ONE MINUTE.
1250
00:48:58,769 --> 00:48:59,704
DON'T GO, BABE.
1251
00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:01,506
WE'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.
1252
00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:03,208
COME BACK HERE,
COME BACK HERE.
1253
00:49:03,241 --> 00:49:04,542
LISTEN,
LISTEN TO ME.
1254
00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:05,576
WHAT?
1255
00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:06,311
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1256
00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:09,147
NOTHING.
I JUST WANT HER TO STAY.
1257
00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:10,315
YOU WANT DIVA TO STAY?
1258
00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:12,417
I WANT US BOTH
TO BE WITH HER.
1259
00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,752
YOU KNOW, TONIGHT,
AFTER YOUR GUESTS LEAVE.
1260
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,988
ARE YOU CRAZY?
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
1261
00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:17,788
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
1262
00:49:17,822 --> 00:49:20,458
HOW IMPORTANT
THIS BRUNCH IS TO ME?
1263
00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:21,426
YOU GOT TO KNOW.
1264
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:24,629
HONEY, YOU HAVE GOT TO
ADMIT THAT SHE IS FOXY.
1265
00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:25,730
SHE'S FOXY?
1266
00:49:25,763 --> 00:49:27,232
WHAT ARE YOU,
K.D. LANG?
1267
00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:28,233
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND?
1268
00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:31,236
THIS WILL BE GOOD FOR US.
IT'LL BE GOOD FOR US.
1269
00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:32,703
I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE HAPPY.
1270
00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:35,406
DON'T TOUCH ME.
YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY?
1271
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,374
YES.
1272
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:39,610
THEN LET HER GO HOME,
AND YOU SNAP OUT OF IT.
1273
00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:40,478
OK, LAURA?
1274
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:43,114
HONEY, I KNOW THAT YOU
THINK SHE'S FINE.
1275
00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:45,483
YOU'RE BEING
A NUT CASE TODAY.
1276
00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:46,584
SNAP OUT OF IT.
1277
00:49:46,617 --> 00:49:47,618
I DON'T KNOW--
1278
00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:50,788
OK, BILLY, CAN YOU
GET LAURA A BAGEL?
1279
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,757
UM, I'M GONNA WALK
DIVA TO THE DOOR.
1280
00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:55,126
I'M GONNA WALK DIVA
TO THE DOOR.
1281
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,463
I'M GONNA WALK DIVA
TO THE DOOR!
1282
00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:02,500
SIT DOWN.
GO SIT DOWN.
1283
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:05,270
GET THE FUCK DOWN!
GO SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
1284
00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:05,970
MMM!
1285
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:09,207
GO SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
GO! GO!
1286
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,043
NOW.
1287
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:16,147
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE,
MARTY?
1288
00:50:16,181 --> 00:50:17,582
NOTHING, NOTHING.
LAURA'S JUST GONE--
1289
00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:20,151
MARTY, DID YOU ASK
YOUR WIFE TO HIT ON ME?
1290
00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:21,386
IS THAT WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
1291
00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:23,521
DID YOU JUST ASK YOUR WIFE
TO HIT ON ME?
1292
00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:25,223
NO. WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
1293
00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:26,124
WHAT AM I, A DEVIATE?
1294
00:50:26,157 --> 00:50:27,525
WHY WOULD I ASK MY WIFE
TO HIT ON A WOMAN?
1295
00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:29,360
BECAUSE, MARTY,
SHE JUST DID, OK?
1296
00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:30,361
SHE HIT ON ME
BIG TIME.
1297
00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:32,430
OK, GOOD,
SO WHY DO I GET BLAMED?
1298
00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:33,798
I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
1299
00:50:33,831 --> 00:50:36,201
SHE DID IT ON HER OWN.
1300
00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:38,169
SHE DID IT ON HER OWN?
1301
00:50:38,203 --> 00:50:40,338
YES, YES. SHE'S GOING
THROUGH SOMETHING, OK?
1302
00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:41,272
GOING THROUGH
SOMETHING?
1303
00:50:41,306 --> 00:50:43,774
YES. SHE'S HAVING
A BREAKDOWN OR SOMETHING.
1304
00:50:43,808 --> 00:50:44,575
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
1305
00:50:44,609 --> 00:50:45,676
LISTEN, I'M JUST
GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE.
1306
00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:48,513
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'M
JUST GONNA GO TALK TO HER--
1307
00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,515
NO. DIVA, I'M JUST
GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE.
1308
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,317
THANK YOU
VERY MUCH--AAH!
1309
00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:53,418
DIDI! DIDI!
1310
00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:55,553
I DON'T NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
I JUST NEED TO SEE LAURA.
1311
00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:56,354
WAIT!
DIDI, DIDI, LISTEN.
1312
00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:57,855
WE JUST GOT TO MAKE
SURE THAT WE OWN
1313
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,657
OR HAVE THE RIGHTS
TO ALL THE LOTS
1314
00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:01,459
BEFORE WE SHOW THEM
OUR HOMES.
1315
00:51:01,492 --> 00:51:02,560
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
1316
00:51:02,593 --> 00:51:04,362
LAURA. HI, LAURA.
1317
00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:05,363
HI, DIDI.
1318
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,332
I NEED TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING.
1319
00:51:07,365 --> 00:51:08,533
I'M SORRY TO
BARGE IN ON YOU.
1320
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:11,202
HI, HI, HI.
HI, I'M DIDI.
1321
00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:11,902
THIS IS DIDI.
1322
00:51:11,936 --> 00:51:13,338
THIS IS DAVE
AND EVIE PEMBROKE.
1323
00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:14,505
BILLY AND CAROL
YOU KNOW.
1324
00:51:14,539 --> 00:51:16,407
AND THIS IS
OUR FRIEND DIDI,
1325
00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:19,244
WHO, UH...
FORGOT HER PURSE
1326
00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:21,346
AND HAS NOW...
LOCATED IT.
1327
00:51:21,379 --> 00:51:24,449
I'M GONNA WALK HER
TO THE DOOR, OK?
1328
00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:25,216
LAURA.
1329
00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:28,419
THIS IS A BROCHURE
ON AN ARTS FAIR
1330
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:29,454
AND A SCULPTURE
SYMPO-SIUM
1331
00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,456
THAT THEY'RE HAVING
IN MONTEREY.
1332
00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:33,691
OH, A SYMPOSIUM.
1333
00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:34,525
OK, OK.
1334
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:36,761
SO I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE, DAVE.
1335
00:51:36,794 --> 00:51:38,496
SAY GOOD-BYE NOW.
OK?
1336
00:51:38,529 --> 00:51:41,299
LET GO OF MY--
YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE.
1337
00:51:41,332 --> 00:51:43,634
[WHISPERING] I'm not
being an asshole.
1338
00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:46,271
LET GO OF ME,
PIN DICK.
1339
00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:47,372
COME JOIN US, DIDI.
1340
00:51:47,405 --> 00:51:49,574
JOIN--
HONEY, JOIN US?
1341
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:50,408
YEAH.
1342
00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:52,610
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET.
1343
00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:55,446
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED ME
TO SLEEP WITH HER.
1344
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,914
WHY AM I SO UPSET?
1345
00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:59,417
BECAUSE I THINK YOU
SINGLE-HANDEDLY
1346
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,486
BLEW THE PEMBROKE DEAL
TODAY, LAURA.
1347
00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:02,287
THAT'S WHY I'M SO UPSET.
1348
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,254
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO YOU.
1349
00:52:03,288 --> 00:52:05,756
HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU.
1350
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:07,825
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME?
1351
00:52:07,858 --> 00:52:10,528
WELL, ARE YOU GAY?
ARE YOU GAY NOW?
1352
00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:12,630
NO. NO, I AM NOT GAY.
1353
00:52:12,663 --> 00:52:13,864
ARE YOU BI?
1354
00:52:13,898 --> 00:52:16,534
UHH. NO.
NO, I DON'T KNOW.
1355
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:20,505
I MEAN, I THOUGHT I KNEW,
BUT NOW I DON'T.
1356
00:52:20,538 --> 00:52:21,206
NOW I DON'T.
1357
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:22,240
OK, BECAUSE
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
1358
00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:24,609
I WAS WATCHING SOME OF
YOUR MOVES THE OTHER NIGHT,
1359
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:26,444
IT WAS LIKE WATCHING
AN OLD PRO WORK, OK?
1360
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:29,480
I THOUGHT I WAS IN A PAVAROTTI
CONCERT FOR A MINUTE THERE.
1361
00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:33,318
HAVE YOU BEEN WITH DIDI
BEFORE? TELL THE TRUTH.
1362
00:52:33,351 --> 00:52:34,385
NO, I HAVEN'T.
1363
00:52:34,419 --> 00:52:36,587
I HAVEN'T BEEN
WITH DIDI BEFORE.
1364
00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:38,423
[SIGHS]
BEFORE 2 NIGHTS AGO,
1365
00:52:38,456 --> 00:52:41,826
I HAD NEVER SLEPT
WITH A WOMAN BEFORE, OK?
1366
00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:42,860
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
1367
00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:45,796
WELL, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT
BY WATCHING YOU WORK.
1368
00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:47,832
I KNOW. YOU KNOW,
I KNOW THAT.
1369
00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:49,434
I KNOW THAT BECAUSE...
1370
00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:50,401
I--I--BECAUSE...
1371
00:52:50,435 --> 00:52:52,370
IT'S THAT--
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
1372
00:52:52,403 --> 00:52:54,339
IT'S THAT
HOME-COURT-ADVANTAGE THING
1373
00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:55,506
THAT YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT.
1374
00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:56,841
I KNEW YOU--
GOD, LOOK AT THIS--
1375
00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:59,510
I KNEW YOU WERE
GOING TO SAY THAT.
1376
00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:00,678
YOU KNOW HOW I KNEW?
1377
00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:02,980
ASK ME HOW YOU KNEW.
YOU KNOW HOW I KNEW?
1378
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:03,981
HOW DID YOU KNOW,
MARTY?
1379
00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,451
BECAUSE I MADE THE
HOME-COURT-ADVANTAGE THING UP.
1380
00:53:06,484 --> 00:53:08,753
IT'S BULLSHIT,
AND I MADE IT UP.
1381
00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:09,720
BUT IT'S TRUE!
1382
00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:10,455
NO, IT'S BULLSHIT.
1383
00:53:10,488 --> 00:53:12,723
DON'T BULLSHIT
A BULLSHIT ARTIST.
1384
00:53:12,757 --> 00:53:14,792
I'M TELLING YOU
IT'S TRUE.
1385
00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:17,495
IT WAS LIKE I KNEW
EXACTLY WHAT TO DO
1386
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:18,429
TO PLEASE DIDI.
1387
00:53:18,463 --> 00:53:19,530
AND IT WAS SO,
1388
00:53:19,564 --> 00:53:21,666
OH, MY GOD,
IT WAS SO POWERFUL,
1389
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:22,633
AND IT WAS NICE,
1390
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:25,336
AND, GOD, AND THEN SHE
DID THESE THINGS TO ME,
1391
00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:27,305
AND I THOUGHT
I WAS JUST GONNA...
1392
00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:29,540
MELT AND GYRATE
AROUND THE ROOM.
1393
00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:31,742
I WAS THERE. I DON'T NEED
TO HEAR THE MINUTES READ BACK.
1394
00:53:31,776 --> 00:53:33,744
I WAS THERE. I WAS
IN THE ROOM, REMEMBER?
1395
00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:35,880
THAT WAS ME, THE GUY
WITH HIS THUMB UP HIS ASS.
1396
00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:38,516
THAT WAS ME.
FINE.
1397
00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:41,586
[BEEP]
1398
00:53:41,619 --> 00:53:43,288
MARTY?
1399
00:53:43,321 --> 00:53:44,255
YEAH?
1400
00:53:44,289 --> 00:53:45,189
LISTEN, I NEED TO LEAVE
A LITTLE EARLY TODAY.
1401
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,292
DONALD AND I ARE SUPPOSED
TO GO TO BIG BEAR
1402
00:53:47,325 --> 00:53:48,959
TO CHECK OUT
THIS BANQUET HALL.
1403
00:53:48,993 --> 00:53:51,562
THERE'S A GIANT
OVERSTUFFED MOOSE HEAD
1404
00:53:51,596 --> 00:53:52,497
THAT HE'S CONVINCED
1405
00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:54,299
SHOULD BE THE CENTERPIECE
FOR OUR RECEPTION.
1406
00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:56,534
I HAVE TO BE THERE
TO TELL HIM HOW WRONG HE IS.
1407
00:53:56,567 --> 00:54:00,004
FINE. FINE,
TAKE THE DAY OFF.
1408
00:54:00,037 --> 00:54:01,739
LISTEN, DIVA,
1409
00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:03,941
ABOUT YESTERDAY,
I--I'M REALLY SORRY.
1410
00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:07,812
NO, MARTY. DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT. IT'S COOL.
1411
00:54:30,401 --> 00:54:32,370
LAURA?
1412
00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:37,475
LAURA? LAURA? LAURA?
1413
00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:39,377
[BED SQUEAKING]
1414
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:40,478
[LAUGHTER]
1415
00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:42,580
WHAT--WHAT IS--
1416
00:54:43,448 --> 00:54:45,049
DIVA?
1417
00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:47,485
OH, I CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS, OK?
1418
00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:48,686
MARTY, DON'T BE UPSET.
1419
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,588
DON'T BE UPSET?
WHAT SHOULD I BE, LAURA?
1420
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,056
I COME HOME, AND MY WIFE
AND MY ASSISTANT
1421
00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:53,991
ARE IN BED TOGETHER.
WHAT SHOULD I BE?
1422
00:54:54,024 --> 00:54:56,461
NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
1423
00:54:56,494 --> 00:54:57,261
OH, IT'S NOT
LIKE THAT?
1424
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,364
WHAT'S IT LIKE? OK?
IT IS LIKE THAT.
1425
00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:00,498
YOU'RE SCREWIN'
AROUND ON ME.
1426
00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:03,368
NO, MARTY, SHE'S NOT SCREWING
AROUND ON YOU, I PROMISE.
1427
00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:05,670
HEY, DIVA, YOU LIED.
OK? OK? YOU LIED.
1428
00:55:05,703 --> 00:55:08,573
YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING
TO LOOK AT A MOOSE HEAD,
1429
00:55:08,606 --> 00:55:10,675
WHICH I GOT TO SAY
IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
1430
00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:11,742
OF WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING AT.
1431
00:55:11,776 --> 00:55:15,079
MARTY, THE SHOWING GOT CANCELED.
I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU.
1432
00:55:15,112 --> 00:55:15,846
WE DECIDED NOT TO GO.
1433
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,483
OK, GOOD. THEN YOU
GO BACK TO WORK.
1434
00:55:18,516 --> 00:55:20,718
YOU DON'T COME HERE
AND BURROW YOUR HEAD
1435
00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:22,820
IN BETWEEN
MY WIFE'S LEGS, OK?
1436
00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:25,490
MARTY! WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?
1437
00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:26,591
DOING WHAT?
1438
00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:27,525
THIS--THIS WAS FOR YOU.
1439
00:55:27,558 --> 00:55:31,896
THIS WAS FOR YOU.
WE ARE WARMING UP FOR YOU.
1440
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:32,830
WARMING UP.
1441
00:55:32,863 --> 00:55:33,831
WAITING FOR YOU.
1442
00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:34,899
WAITING FOR ME.
1443
00:55:34,932 --> 00:55:35,766
WE WERE, MARTY.
1444
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,635
YES, THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE A SURPRISE,
1445
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:41,472
'CAUSE I WAS PLANNING
A LITTLE THREE-WAY FOR YOU.
1446
00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:43,541
A SURPRISE FOR ME?
1447
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:46,444
YES, SO COME ON IN,
BABE.
1448
00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:47,978
LAURA,
DO YOU REALLY THINK
1449
00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:49,880
I'M GOING
TO FALL FOR THAT?
1450
00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:52,617
[ALL THREE MOANING]
1451
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:56,887
OK.
1452
00:55:56,921 --> 00:55:59,424
OH. OK,
THAT WAS A GOOD...
1453
00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:02,126
SURPRISE THREE-WAY,
LAURA. WE CAN STOP NOW.
1454
00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:03,528
OK, LAURA.
1455
00:56:03,561 --> 00:56:05,963
[LOUD MOANING]
1456
00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:09,734
OK, LAURA, EVERYONE'S
GOOD AND WARMED UP.
1457
00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:11,569
OK.
1458
00:56:13,538 --> 00:56:15,473
OK, LAURA, WE'RE...
1459
00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:19,744
OK, LAURA, HOW STUPID
DO I LOOK, OK?
1460
00:56:19,777 --> 00:56:22,079
WARMING UP FOR ME.
1461
00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:24,415
WARMING UP FOR ME.
1462
00:56:24,449 --> 00:56:27,084
HOW STUPID DO I LOOK,
HUH?
1463
00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:30,588
Murphy:
SO, MARTY, WHAT'S UP?
1464
00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:31,756
YOU SEEM A LITTLE LOW.
1465
00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:35,192
Marty: LOW?
YEAH, I GUESS.
1466
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:36,794
WHAT'S UP?
1467
00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:38,529
NOTHING, NOTHING.
1468
00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:39,764
COME ON,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1469
00:56:39,797 --> 00:56:42,032
SOMETHING WITH LAURA
AND I, YOU KNOW.
1470
00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:43,868
WE'RE GOING
THROUGH SOMETHING.
1471
00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:47,472
WHAT? SHE'S SLEEPING
WITH A WOMAN?
1472
00:56:47,872 --> 00:56:51,008
YOU GUESSED THAT?
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
1473
00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:51,842
WHAT?
1474
00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:53,010
YOU GUESSED THAT?
1475
00:56:53,043 --> 00:56:54,712
YEAH. WHAT,
DID I GUESS RIGHT?
1476
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:57,715
Billy: WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU MEAN YOUR WIFE LAURA
1477
00:56:57,748 --> 00:56:59,484
IS SLEEPING
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN?
1478
00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:02,086
I MEAN, IF YOU WANT
TO GET TECHNICAL,
1479
00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:03,954
SHE'S ACTUALLY
SLEEPING WITH 2 WOMEN.
1480
00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:07,658
YOUR WIFE IS SLEEPING
WITH A COUPLE OF WOMEN?
1481
00:57:07,692 --> 00:57:08,626
WOW.
1482
00:57:08,659 --> 00:57:09,960
HEY, I BEGGED, YOU KNOW?
1483
00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:14,198
I BEGGED AND I PUSHED,
AND, HEY...
1484
00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:15,533
IT HAPPENED, YOU KNOW?
1485
00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:16,634
GOOD FOR YOU.
1486
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:18,503
ACTUALLY, IT GETS WORSE.
1487
00:57:18,536 --> 00:57:20,070
YOU MEAN IT GETS BETTER.
1488
00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:24,041
NO, IT GETS WORSE.
1489
00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:26,511
SHE'S DOING DIVA.
1490
00:57:26,544 --> 00:57:28,112
DIVA?
1491
00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:30,715
YOUR WIFE IS SLEEPING
WITH YOUR ASSISTANT DIVA?
1492
00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:33,083
WHAT, DIVA DIVA?
1493
00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:34,519
YES, YES.
1494
00:57:34,552 --> 00:57:35,586
[LAUGHING]
1495
00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:37,522
IT'S NOT FUNNY,
MURPHY.
1496
00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:38,489
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
1497
00:57:38,523 --> 00:57:41,559
DID SHE HAPPEN TO MENTION
IF SHE WAS ANY GOOD?
1498
00:57:41,592 --> 00:57:43,994
IT'S NOT FUNNY, MURPHY.
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
1499
00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:45,596
ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY.
BUT YOU KNOW,
1500
00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:49,534
IT'S A VIDEO I WOULD
DEFINITELY GO AND RENT.
1501
00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:53,538
SO, JANE,
HOW WAS YOUR WEEK?
1502
00:57:53,571 --> 00:57:54,905
EVENTFUL, I HOPE.
1503
00:57:54,939 --> 00:57:58,709
OH, NOT AS EVENTFUL
AS LAURA'S.
1504
00:57:59,644 --> 00:58:00,745
YOU TOLD HER?
1505
00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:02,146
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
1506
00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:03,781
THAT--
THAT'S A BREACH.
1507
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:04,815
OK? THAT'S A BREACH.
1508
00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:07,785
HONEY, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
I TELL HER EVERYTHING.
1509
00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:08,786
APPARENTLY YOU DO.
1510
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:09,887
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME
1511
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,656
THAT YOU DIDN'T TELL
BILLY AND MURPHY?
1512
00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:14,224
NO. I DIDN'T.
OK? OF COURSE NOT.
1513
00:58:14,258 --> 00:58:16,160
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
1514
00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,962
DID SHE TELL YOU
EVERYTHING?
1515
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:18,729
OH, YEAH.
1516
00:58:18,763 --> 00:58:21,031
DID SHE TELL YOU
SHE SEDUCED DIVA?
1517
00:58:21,065 --> 00:58:22,567
YUP. I LOVE IT.
1518
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,868
YOU LOVE IT?
1519
00:58:23,901 --> 00:58:24,468
GOOD, JANE.
1520
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,270
EGG HER ON.
THAT'S GOOD.
1521
00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:27,638
YOU KNOW WHAT?
AFTER DINNER,
1522
00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:28,573
WE'LL ALL GO DOWN
TO THE FORUM.
1523
00:58:28,606 --> 00:58:31,175
THEY'RE PLAYING WOMEN'S
BASKETBALL TONIGHT.
1524
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:33,578
SHE CAN JUST
DO THE WHOLE TEAM.
1525
00:58:33,611 --> 00:58:34,444
HOW'S THAT?
1526
00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:37,281
WE'LL JUST THROW HER
IN THE LOCKER ROOM.
1527
00:58:37,314 --> 00:58:40,084
[TV PLAYING]
1528
00:58:45,590 --> 00:58:47,658
[SHUTS TV OFF]
1529
00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:52,196
HEY!
1530
00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:54,298
COME ON, OPEN UP.
REMEMBER ME?
1531
00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:56,333
THE GUY BARELY
PAYING THE MORTGAGE.
1532
00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:57,167
COME ON.
1533
00:58:57,201 --> 00:59:00,671
Laura: OK, OK, OK,
I'M COMIN'. HOLD ON.
1534
00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:04,241
WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1535
00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:05,342
NOTHING.
1536
00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:06,577
YOU'RE ALONE?
1537
00:59:06,611 --> 00:59:09,279
YOU'RE IN HERE
ALONE?
1538
00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:11,548
YEAH, I'M ALONE.
1539
00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,217
HI, MARTY.
1540
00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,252
[LAUGHTER]
1541
00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:16,353
MARTY, DON'T BE MAD.
1542
00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:19,690
DIVA! JANE!
WHAT--
1543
00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:20,925
HELLO, PIN DICK.
1544
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:23,694
GUESS WHO BROUGHT
THE PLAY TOYS.
1545
00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:26,163
LAURA!
1546
00:59:26,196 --> 00:59:28,766
OH, HEY, MARTY.
1547
00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:30,334
DON'T BE MAD.
1548
00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:32,369
IT'S JUST
A LITTLE NIGHTMARE.
1549
00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:34,972
[TV PLAYING]
1550
00:59:37,808 --> 00:59:41,378
YOU HAD A DREAM
THAT THEY HAD AN ORGY
1551
00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:42,346
AND LOCKED YOU OUT.
1552
00:59:42,379 --> 00:59:44,782
NOT A DREAM,
A NIGHTMARE.
1553
00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:45,783
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
1554
00:59:45,816 --> 00:59:48,052
3 INCREDIBLE WOMEN,
LYING AROUND
1555
00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:50,821
LAPPING UP THE LITTLE
MAN IN THE CANOE--
1556
00:59:50,855 --> 00:59:52,289
I MEAN, WHERE IS
THE NIGHTMARE IN THAT?
1557
00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,892
THE NIGHTMARE IS THEY WANTED
NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
1558
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:56,260
I WAS LOCKED
OUTSIDE THE DOOR.
1559
00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:59,363
THAT SPEAKS OF SEXUAL
INADEQUACY TO ME.
1560
00:59:59,396 --> 00:59:59,997
EXACTLY.
1561
01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:01,331
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1562
01:00:01,365 --> 01:00:03,233
HEY, IT WAS
YOUR DREAM.
1563
01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:04,001
ALL I'M SAYING IS,
1564
01:00:04,034 --> 01:00:06,236
IF THAT WERE ME
IN THAT SITUATION
1565
01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:06,937
AND I FOUND MYSELF
1566
01:00:06,971 --> 01:00:08,405
LOCKED OUTSIDE
THE BEDROOM DOOR
1567
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:10,340
WITH MY SCHMEKLE
IN MY MITT,
1568
01:00:10,374 --> 01:00:12,743
I'D BE THINKING ABOUT
SOME SEX THERAPY,
1569
01:00:12,777 --> 01:00:14,845
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
1570
01:00:16,681 --> 01:00:17,347
[WATER RUNNING]
1571
01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:20,017
ARE YOU MAD, MARTY?
1572
01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:21,418
DON'T BE MAD.
1573
01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:24,088
MAD? NO, I'M NOT MAD.
I'M WORRIED.
1574
01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:26,423
I'M JUSTIFIABLY
WORRIED.
1575
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:27,792
HONEY,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE.
1576
01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:30,394
I'M JUST EXPERIMENTING
AS A WOMAN.
1577
01:00:30,427 --> 01:00:31,428
REALLY, IT'S NICE.
1578
01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:34,031
OH, THAT'S NICE.
IT'S NICE.
1579
01:00:34,064 --> 01:00:37,201
OBVIOUSLY I'VE BEEN
HIDING THINGS FROM YOU,
1580
01:00:37,234 --> 01:00:39,069
FROM MYSELF, AND...
1581
01:00:39,103 --> 01:00:40,738
I MEAN,
IT'S GONNA BE OK.
1582
01:00:40,771 --> 01:00:44,909
EITHER WAY, IT'S NOT
A BIG DEAL, ALL RIGHT?
1583
01:00:44,942 --> 01:00:45,976
TOMORROW
I'M GOING TO VEGAS,
1584
01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,445
AND THE DRIVE
AND THE TIME AWAY
1585
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:50,180
WILL BE GOOD FOR ME.
OK?
1586
01:00:50,214 --> 01:00:53,183
YOU'RE GOING TO VEGAS
WITH MY SISTER.
1587
01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:54,952
LAURA, LISTEN TO ME,
I'M BEGGING YOU, OK?
1588
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:57,387
I'M BEGGING YOU. THIS IS
MY BABY SISTER, OK?
1589
01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:58,288
THIS IS MY BABY SISTER.
1590
01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:00,958
MARTY, STOP IT.
WE GO TO VEGAS EVERY YEAR.
1591
01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:01,692
THIS ISN'T EVERY YEAR.
1592
01:01:01,726 --> 01:01:03,260
I AM NOT GOING
TO DISAPPOINT HER.
1593
01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:04,895
NOTHING IS
GOING TO HAPPEN.
1594
01:01:04,929 --> 01:01:07,164
WOULD YOU JUST RELAX?
1595
01:01:07,197 --> 01:01:09,299
ALL SET, LAURA.
1596
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,702
OH, I'M RARING
AND READY TO GO.
1597
01:01:11,736 --> 01:01:14,138
I AM YOUR PRISONER
FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
1598
01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:16,340
JUST DO WITH ME
WHAT YOU WILL.
1599
01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:17,742
OH, GOD.
1600
01:01:17,775 --> 01:01:18,442
LAURA, LISTEN TO ME.
1601
01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:19,309
WE NEED TO POSTPONE
THIS, OK?
1602
01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:21,478
JUST UNTIL WE GET YOU
PROFESSIONAL HELP.
1603
01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:23,380
I DON'T NEED
PROFESSIONAL HELP, MARTY.
1604
01:01:23,413 --> 01:01:25,315
OK, OK. I GOT
A GOOD COMPROMISE.
1605
01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:26,250
SEPARATE ROOMS, OK?
1606
01:01:26,283 --> 01:01:28,385
SEPARATE ROOMS ON
THE FAR SIDE OF THE HOTEL.
1607
01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:29,419
YOU CAN BE
IN THE EAST WING,
1608
01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:31,388
AND SHE CAN BE
IN THE WEST WING.
1609
01:01:31,421 --> 01:01:32,089
LISTEN.
1610
01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:33,958
YOU'RE ON THIN ICE
HERE, LAURA.
1611
01:01:33,991 --> 01:01:35,793
YOU'RE ON THIN ICE HERE.
1612
01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:36,827
LAURA, SWEETIE--
BYE.
1613
01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:38,495
NO. NO. DON'T GO
GOOD-BYE. NO, WAIT.
1614
01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,397
LAURA, LAURA, LAURA, LAURA.
1615
01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:41,298
BYE, MARTY.
1616
01:01:41,331 --> 01:01:43,000
BYE.
1617
01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:44,869
LAURA!
1618
01:01:44,902 --> 01:01:49,306
LAURA, DON'T YOU DARE
HAVE SEX WITH MY BABY SISTER!
1619
01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:05,790
AHH!
1620
01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:07,925
LAURA.
1621
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,729
[GROANS]
1622
01:02:15,299 --> 01:02:18,135
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
1623
01:02:18,502 --> 01:02:19,937
HEY, BUDDY.
1624
01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:20,670
HEY, MURPHY.
1625
01:02:20,704 --> 01:02:22,372
I MADE MYSELF
A LITTLE SANDWICH.
1626
01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:23,841
NO PROBLEM.
1627
01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:24,541
WHERE'S LAURA?
1628
01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:27,978
SHE'S IN VEGAS
WITH MY SISTER.
1629
01:02:28,512 --> 01:02:31,415
IS SHE DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?
1630
01:02:32,382 --> 01:02:33,383
SHE IS?
1631
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:34,384
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
1632
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:37,187
YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?
1633
01:02:37,221 --> 01:02:39,323
YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?
1634
01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:41,291
YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?
1635
01:02:41,325 --> 01:02:45,229
YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?!
1636
01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,297
HA HA HA HA!
THAT'S GREAT!
1637
01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:49,333
YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING
YOUR SISTER?
1638
01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,301
HEY, WHO CAN BLAME HER?
1639
01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,336
YOUR SISTER'S A HOTTIE.
1640
01:02:52,369 --> 01:02:55,372
COULD I USE YOUR PHONE?
I WANT TO GO CALL MY WIFE.
1641
01:02:55,405 --> 01:02:56,907
I'D LIKE TO SET
THE TWO OF THEM UP
1642
01:02:56,941 --> 01:02:59,343
FOR A LITTLE LUNCH.
1643
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:02,079
[CAR ARRIVES]
1644
01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,548
ELLEN, BABY?
HEY, HEY, HI.
1645
01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:05,850
YOU HAD FUN?
LOOK AT THIS.
1646
01:03:05,883 --> 01:03:08,385
YOU'RE DRESSED
ALIKE, AND...
1647
01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:09,319
[LAUGHS]
1648
01:03:09,353 --> 01:03:10,988
YOU'RE ALL HAPPY. LOOK
AT YOU. YOU'RE HAPPY.
1649
01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:14,091
YOU WON? YOU WON?
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?
1650
01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:14,892
KIND OF.
1651
01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:17,027
NO? YOU LOST,
AND YOU'RE ALL SMILEY
1652
01:03:17,061 --> 01:03:18,195
'CAUSE YOU LOST?
1653
01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:20,297
ACTUALLY,
WE DIDN'T GAMBLE.
1654
01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:22,432
NO. NO GAMBLING.
1655
01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:23,467
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
1656
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,435
I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.
1657
01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:26,270
SO DID I. BYE.
1658
01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:28,906
WONDERFUL?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WONDERFUL?
1659
01:03:28,939 --> 01:03:30,007
WHAT? WHAT?
1660
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,441
YOU SAW SHOWS?
YOU SAW SHOWS?
1661
01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:33,177
IS THAT IT? YOU WENT
SHOPPING, RIGHT?
1662
01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:35,479
Laura and Ellen:
NO SHOWS.
1663
01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:36,881
LAURA,
LAURA,
1664
01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:39,183
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T
HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER.
1665
01:03:39,216 --> 01:03:41,385
I DIDN'T HAVE SEX
WITH YOUR SISTER.
1666
01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:43,553
I MEAN, NOT LIKE
YOU'RE THINKING.
1667
01:03:43,587 --> 01:03:44,955
NOT REALLY.
1668
01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:46,356
NOT REALLY? NOT REALLY?
1669
01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:47,424
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
NOT REALLY?
1670
01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:50,227
HOW DO YOU NOT REALLY HAVE SEX
WITH SOMEONE'S SISTER?
1671
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:51,061
COME ON, MARTY.
1672
01:03:51,095 --> 01:03:52,863
I MEAN, WE TALKED.
WE HELD EACH OTHER.
1673
01:03:52,897 --> 01:03:54,231
IT WAS REALLY NICE.
1674
01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:55,532
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S BEEN SO LONG
1675
01:03:55,565 --> 01:03:56,566
SINCE ANYBODY'S
TOUCHED HER.
1676
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,936
OH, DON'T TELL ME THAT.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT.
1677
01:03:58,969 --> 01:03:59,870
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE
BREAKFAST, MARTY?
1678
01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:01,571
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO
HAVE A GIANT BREAKFAST.
1679
01:04:01,605 --> 01:04:05,509
OH, JEEZ, THIS IS BECOMING
A NIGHTMARE WITH YOU.
1680
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:06,410
NO, IT ISN'T.
1681
01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:07,277
YES.
YES, IT IS.
1682
01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:09,146
NO. YOU'RE TAKING THIS
ALL THE WRONG WAY,
1683
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:11,181
BECAUSE I AM FEELING
SO GREAT.
1684
01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:12,049
OH, GOOD.
1685
01:04:12,082 --> 01:04:13,117
REALLY. THIS IS GOING
TO BE GOOD FOR US.
1686
01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:15,119
THIS IS GOOD FOR US? THIS IS
GOING TO BE GOOD FOR US?
1687
01:04:15,152 --> 01:04:16,553
HOW IS THIS GOING
TO BE GOOD FOR US?
1688
01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:18,322
YOU HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER.
1689
01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:20,524
HEY, HEY, GOT A BIG
FAMILY REUNION COMING UP.
1690
01:04:20,557 --> 01:04:22,927
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE
A LITTLE WISH LIST?
1691
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,395
WELL, THAT'S IT.
1692
01:04:25,429 --> 01:04:26,130
I'VE BLOWN IT.
1693
01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:29,099
I TURNED HER
INTO A SEX MONSTER.
1694
01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:30,334
SHE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME,
TOO, BILLY.
1695
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:31,335
I CAN FEEL IT.
1696
01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:34,038
YOU HAVEN'T BLOWN IT.
SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
1697
01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:36,573
SO SHE LIKES GIRLS.
BIG DEAL. SO DO YOU.
1698
01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:39,143
NOW YOU GOT SOMETHING
IN COMMON.
1699
01:04:39,176 --> 01:04:40,477
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED.
1700
01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:42,412
RELAX.
ENJOY IT.
1701
01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:44,248
THAT'S EASY FOR YOU
TO SAY, BILLY.
1702
01:04:44,281 --> 01:04:45,449
IT'S NOT YOUR WIFE.
1703
01:04:45,482 --> 01:04:47,384
NOW, IF IT WAS MY WIFE,
1704
01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:48,452
I'D BE DIGGING IT.
1705
01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:50,520
BUT THAT AIN'T NEVER
GOING TO HAPPEN.
1706
01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:54,458
CAROL IS TOO DAMN HUNGRY
TO BOTHER HAVING SEX.
1707
01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:08,973
* WHY LIVE IN
SO MUCH MISERY *
1708
01:05:09,006 --> 01:05:11,575
* DAY AFTER DAY
1709
01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:14,544
* WHEN THERE IS
SO MUCH HAPPINESS *
1710
01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:17,147
* FLOWING MY WAY?
1711
01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:19,416
HEY, JUST SPOKE
TO PEMBROKE.
1712
01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:21,418
GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD
NEWS FOR YOU.
1713
01:05:21,451 --> 01:05:24,354
THE GUY SOUNDS VERY,
VERY INTERESTED.
1714
01:05:24,388 --> 01:05:25,489
YEAH?
1715
01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:26,991
AAH! GEE!
1716
01:05:27,024 --> 01:05:29,293
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT FOR?
1717
01:05:29,326 --> 01:05:33,663
THAT'S FOR YOU AND
YOUR WIFE'S BIG MOUTH.
1718
01:05:34,498 --> 01:05:35,365
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
1719
01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:38,068
I--I DID TELL CAROL
ABOUT WHAT YOU TOLD ME
1720
01:05:38,102 --> 01:05:41,438
ABOUT BILLY'S GIRLFRIEND
IN FRESNO.
1721
01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,407
I'M--I'M SORRY.
1722
01:05:44,208 --> 01:05:46,243
LOOK, I WAS
IN A WEAKENED STATE,
1723
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,113
AND WE WERE TALKING, AND...
1724
01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:50,981
SHE WAS VULNERABLE, AND...
1725
01:05:51,015 --> 01:05:53,283
SHE WAS HUNGRY,
AND SHE JUST NEEDED SOMEONE
1726
01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:55,185
TO SHARE A PIZZA WITH
1727
01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:57,554
AND NOT BE JUDGED FOR IT.
1728
01:05:57,587 --> 01:05:58,655
SHE REALLY NEEDED ME.
1729
01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:01,625
CAROL REALLY, REALLY
NEEDED ME.
1730
01:06:01,658 --> 01:06:03,427
SHE DID.
1731
01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:06,163
HEY, MARTY,
1732
01:06:06,196 --> 01:06:07,664
HOW'S THAT HOT LITTLE
WIFE OF YOURS?
1733
01:06:07,697 --> 01:06:11,235
WOULDN'T MIND GETTING ME
SOME OF THAT ACTION.
1734
01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:14,238
I'D BANG YOUR WIFE
SO HARD, MARTY,
1735
01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:15,139
YOU'D THINK A BRASS BAND
1736
01:06:15,172 --> 01:06:16,373
WAS COMING DOWN
THE STREET.
1737
01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:17,274
"WHO'S MY BITCH?
WHO'S MY BITCH?"
1738
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:19,509
I'LL HAVE HER SCREAMING,
"WHO'S MY BITCH?"
1739
01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:22,512
I WOULD GO SO FAR DOWN
ON YOUR WIFE
1740
01:06:22,546 --> 01:06:23,280
YOU'D NEED A PASSPORT
1741
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,249
TO GET HER OUT
OF CENTRAL AMERICA.
1742
01:06:25,282 --> 01:06:27,051
I WAS WITH YOUR WIFE SO LONG
1743
01:06:27,084 --> 01:06:29,786
I GOT TO PUT MY TONGUE
IN A SLING.
1744
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:30,754
I'D CHEW HER BOX
1745
01:06:30,787 --> 01:06:32,656
LIKE A FUCKIN'
HAMSTER.
1746
01:06:32,689 --> 01:06:35,492
NG, NG, NG,
NA! NA!
1747
01:06:48,372 --> 01:06:49,306
HEY, BABE.
1748
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:50,107
DR. BERMAN CALLED.
1749
01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:53,477
HE WANTS YOU
TO CALL HIM RIGHT AWAY.
1750
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,245
ALL RIGHT.
1751
01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:00,184
WELL, MARTY,
1752
01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:03,387
WE, UH, FOUND A POLYP.
1753
01:07:03,587 --> 01:07:05,755
WE NEED TO TAKE IT OUT.
1754
01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:07,491
TAKE IT OUT.
1755
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,526
WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN--SURGERY?
1756
01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:10,827
WELL, WE DO IT HERE NOW
1757
01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:14,298
AND RUN A TEST
TO MAKE SURE IT'S BENIGN.
1758
01:07:14,331 --> 01:07:16,233
DO IT RIGHT HERE?
1759
01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:19,636
IT'S A VERY SIMPLE
PROCEDURE, REALLY.
1760
01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:20,537
A LITTLE BIT OF PREP WORK.
1761
01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:23,507
IT'S JUST ONE MACHINE--
WORKS WITH LASERS.
1762
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:26,143
NICE MACHINE--
IT'S MADE BY SONY.
1763
01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:28,345
SONY.
1764
01:07:31,281 --> 01:07:34,318
SO, DID I TELL YOU I BOUGHT
THAT PORSCHE BOXSTER?
1765
01:07:34,351 --> 01:07:36,386
* BABY, BABY ME
1766
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:39,523
* MY LOVE,
YOU KNOW I WILL *
1767
01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:41,658
SWEETIE,
WAKE UP.
1768
01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:43,493
WAKE UP, HONEY.
1769
01:07:43,527 --> 01:07:44,328
YOU NEED TO EAT
SOMETHING.
1770
01:07:44,361 --> 01:07:45,762
I'M NOT HUNGRY, LAURA.
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
1771
01:07:45,795 --> 01:07:47,397
HONEY, YOU HAVEN'T
EATEN ALL DAY.
1772
01:07:47,431 --> 01:07:48,365
JUST HAVE A LITTLE SOUP.
1773
01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:50,200
I DON'T WANT ANY SOUP.
I CAN'T...
1774
01:07:50,234 --> 01:07:54,404
HONEY, LISTEN HERE.
LET ME HELP YOU UP.
1775
01:07:54,438 --> 01:07:55,305
WHAT?
1776
01:07:55,339 --> 01:07:57,407
WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT
THAT I EAT THE SOUP?
1777
01:07:57,441 --> 01:07:58,475
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1778
01:07:58,508 --> 01:07:59,509
WHAT'D YOU PUT IN MY SOUP?
1779
01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:01,245
DID YOU PUT SOMETHING
IN MY SOUP?
1780
01:08:01,278 --> 01:08:02,146
MARTY.
1781
01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:02,979
IS THAT IT?
1782
01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:04,181
SLIPPED A LITTLE DOOZY
IN MARTY'S SOUP,
1783
01:08:04,214 --> 01:08:05,749
SEND HIM OFF
TO ALL-BOY HEAVEN?
1784
01:08:05,782 --> 01:08:07,584
THEN MOVE ONE OF YOUR
LITTLE BETTYS IN HERE?
1785
01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:09,153
IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON?
1786
01:08:09,186 --> 01:08:10,287
YOU'RE DELIRIOUS.
1787
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,457
I'M NOT DELIRIOUS. NOT WITH
EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON.
1788
01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:15,392
IT'S NOT THAT FAR-FETCHED.
1789
01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:17,694
PERFECT TIME.
BLAME IT ON THE POLYP.
1790
01:08:17,727 --> 01:08:20,497
HOW DO I KNOW YOU DIDN'T
PUT SOMETHING IN THIS SOUP?
1791
01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,366
YOU'RE BEING
RIDICULOUS, HONEY.
1792
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:25,602
WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO TRY THE SOUP?
1793
01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:27,704
YEAH. YEAH,
YOU HAVE THE SOUP.
1794
01:08:27,737 --> 01:08:29,506
YOU HAVE THE SOUP.
1795
01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:31,475
SUCH GREAT SOUP.
1796
01:08:36,713 --> 01:08:37,414
I'M SORRY.
1797
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,449
I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST WIPED OUT.
1798
01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:40,517
I'M SORRY.
1799
01:08:40,550 --> 01:08:44,188
HONEY, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY, BABY.
1800
01:08:44,221 --> 01:08:45,589
[LAUGHS]
I'M SORRY.
1801
01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:48,525
HEY, I'M SORRY.
COME HERE.
1802
01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:50,227
COME HERE.
1803
01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:52,429
I'M SORRY.
1804
01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:54,198
IT'S OK.
1805
01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:56,633
* I'M GONNA LOVE YOU
1806
01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,435
IT'S GOOD SOUP.
1807
01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:01,371
* SO HOLD ME AND TELL ME
1808
01:09:01,405 --> 01:09:04,541
* THAT EVERYTHING'S
ALL RIGHT *
1809
01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:08,178
* AND, BABY,
NOW'S THE TIME *
1810
01:09:08,212 --> 01:09:10,514
* OH, DARLIN',
TAKE MY HAND *
1811
01:09:10,547 --> 01:09:13,783
* OH, BABY, BE MY GIRL
1812
01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:16,286
* YOU'LL BE
MY LOVIN' MAN *
1813
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:18,422
* SAY THAT YOU'RE MINE
1814
01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:19,523
* I'M YOURS
1815
01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:21,425
* THAT YOU
LOVE ME TRUE *
1816
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:22,359
* I DO
1817
01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:23,760
* AND, BABY
1818
01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:26,230
* BABY ME
1819
01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:28,598
* AND I WILL BABY YOU
1820
01:09:28,632 --> 01:09:30,267
* WHOA, WHOA
1821
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,635
* WHOA, WHOA
1822
01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:34,538
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1823
01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:36,473
HELLO?
1824
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,407
YEAH.
JUST A MOMENT.
1825
01:09:37,441 --> 01:09:39,809
* OOH, BABY, YEAH, YEAH
1826
01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:40,810
* WHOA, WHOA
1827
01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:42,779
* WHOA, WHOA
1828
01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:45,815
* OOH, BABY, YEAH, YEAH
1829
01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:47,817
HONEY...
1830
01:09:48,418 --> 01:09:50,554
IT'S DR. BERMAN.
1831
01:09:51,655 --> 01:09:52,389
HELLO?
1832
01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,424
MARTY, JERRY BERMAN.
1833
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:57,894
WELL, THESE CALLS
GO ONE OF TWO WAYS.
1834
01:09:57,927 --> 01:10:01,865
THIS ONE'S GOING YOUR WAY,
MARTY. YOU'RE FINE.
1835
01:10:01,898 --> 01:10:03,833
YOU SHOULD HAVE
A GOOD LIFE.
1836
01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:05,001
GIVE LAURA MY LOVE.
1837
01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,836
AND, MARTY, I GOT TO TELL YOU.
I'VE KNOWN YOU A LONG TIME.
1838
01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:11,308
YOU'RE THE BIGGEST BABY
I'VE EVER OPERATED ON, EVER.
1839
01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:12,542
I MEAN IT.
1840
01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:14,311
A WUSS, MARTY.
1841
01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:15,645
OK. BYE-BYE.
1842
01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:17,314
BYE.
1843
01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,283
IT'S OK.
1844
01:10:19,316 --> 01:10:20,016
OH.
1845
01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:21,551
IT'S OK.
1846
01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:25,955
[LAUGHS]
1847
01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:27,391
AAH!
1848
01:10:27,424 --> 01:10:29,859
[LAUGHS]
1849
01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:32,562
MARTY?
1850
01:10:33,297 --> 01:10:35,365
I LOVE YOU.
1851
01:10:35,832 --> 01:10:38,268
THE SCARE WAS
REALLY GOOD FOR ME.
1852
01:10:38,302 --> 01:10:40,704
IT MADE ME REALIZE
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.
1853
01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,639
LATELY, I'VE BEEN THINKING
1854
01:10:42,672 --> 01:10:45,942
I WAS HIDING
THIS DARK DESIRE FROM YOU,
1855
01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:47,444
BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN--
1856
01:10:47,477 --> 01:10:49,546
NOT AT ALL.
1857
01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:50,880
IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT.
1858
01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:52,916
I WANT WHAT WE HAVE.
1859
01:10:52,949 --> 01:10:54,651
IT'S SO MUCH MORE
IMPORTANT TO ME
1860
01:10:54,684 --> 01:10:56,786
THAN HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN.
1861
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,588
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.
1862
01:10:58,822 --> 01:11:00,056
I ONLY WANT TO BE
WITH YOU.
1863
01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,392
REALLY. THAT'S WHAT
I FIGURED OUT.
1864
01:11:02,426 --> 01:11:06,496
I--I JUST WANT
TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
1865
01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:08,532
THANKS, LAURA.
1866
01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:11,067
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
1867
01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:13,570
I REALLY DO.
1868
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:16,406
A LOT OF SEX, MARTY.
1869
01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:19,376
A LOT OF SEX?
1870
01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:20,410
GREAT, GREAT.
1871
01:11:20,444 --> 01:11:21,411
GOOD.
1872
01:11:21,445 --> 01:11:25,482
I WANT TO TRIPLE THE AMOUNT
OF SEX THAT WE HAVE.
1873
01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:31,588
YOU WANT TO TRIPLE
THE AMOUNT OF SEX WE HAVE?
1874
01:11:32,656 --> 01:11:35,091
THAT'S A LOT OF SEX.
1875
01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,593
OW! OW, OW, OW.
1876
01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:40,063
OH, BABY, BABY, BABY.
OH, BABY.
1877
01:11:40,096 --> 01:11:41,931
THAT'S IT!
1878
01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:44,534
[PANTING]
1879
01:11:44,568 --> 01:11:46,736
Laura: DON'T STOP.
DON'T STOP.
1880
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,107
WAS THAT OK?
1881
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,577
YOU COULD DO BETTER.
1882
01:11:53,610 --> 01:11:55,311
BETTER?
1883
01:11:55,979 --> 01:11:57,914
I'M READY AGAIN, MARTY.
WAKE UP.
1884
01:11:57,947 --> 01:12:01,017
AAH! GENTLE, BABE.
GENTLE. OW!
1885
01:12:01,585 --> 01:12:03,653
COME ON.
UP, UP, UP.
1886
01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:06,055
OHH.
1887
01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:08,091
MMM.
1888
01:12:09,493 --> 01:12:12,929
IT'S PLAYTIME.
1889
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,437
[HORN HONKS]
1890
01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:29,379
OH, SHIT,
IT'S THE PEMBROKES.
1891
01:12:29,646 --> 01:12:30,614
HEY, DAVE.
1892
01:12:30,647 --> 01:12:31,781
HEY, MARTY,
HOW YOU DOING?
1893
01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:32,882
HEY, I'M DOING GOOD.
1894
01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:34,584
SORRY TO JUST DROP BY, BUT
WE WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
1895
01:12:34,618 --> 01:12:35,452
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
WANT TO TAKE US
1896
01:12:35,485 --> 01:12:37,521
UP IN THE CANYON
AND SHOW US THAT HOUSE.
1897
01:12:37,554 --> 01:12:38,555
THE HOUSE?
YEAH, DEFINITELY.
1898
01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:40,424
LET ME JUST RUN IN AND
TELL LAURA I'M GOING TO GO.
1899
01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,425
NO. BRING HER.
1900
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:43,092
I HAVE A FEELING I'M GOING
TO NEED SOME COMPANY.
1901
01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:44,661
* DOO DOO DOO DOO
1902
01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:46,530
* DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO
1903
01:12:46,563 --> 01:12:48,031
* DOO DOO DOO DOO
1904
01:12:48,064 --> 01:12:50,700
* DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO
1905
01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:51,468
* WELL
1906
01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:54,971
* TAKE A LITTLE ADVICE
FROM ME *
1907
01:12:55,004 --> 01:12:57,641
* PLAY AROUND WITH TNT
1908
01:12:57,674 --> 01:12:59,175
* BUT, BABY
1909
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:03,880
* DON'T PLAY AROUND
WITH LOVE *
1910
01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:06,550
* WELL
1911
01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:07,851
OOPS!
1912
01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:11,488
OH, MARTY, ARE YOU OK?
1913
01:13:11,988 --> 01:13:14,724
Marty: EVERY BEDROOM
HAS ITS OWN BALCONY,
1914
01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:17,727
FIRST-CLASS WINDOWS,
EVERYTHING HIGH-END--
1915
01:13:17,761 --> 01:13:19,963
EVERYTHING,
EVERYTHING.
1916
01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:21,665
WE GET THE BEST
OF EVERYTHING.
1917
01:13:21,698 --> 01:13:23,066
MARTY, THIS IS
A HELL OF A HOUSE.
1918
01:13:23,099 --> 01:13:25,602
I MEAN, THIS KID
IS A REAL TALENT.
1919
01:13:25,635 --> 01:13:27,437
YES. YES, HE IS.
HE'S VERY TALENTED,
1920
01:13:27,471 --> 01:13:29,606
AND I ALSO HAVE
TO SAY HE'S LUCKY
1921
01:13:29,639 --> 01:13:30,640
HE'S GOT A VERY
STRONG PARTNER,
1922
01:13:30,674 --> 01:13:32,876
BECAUSE THIS WAS NOT
AN EASY HOUSE FOR US TO BUILD.
1923
01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:34,611
I AM VERY IMPRESSED
WITH THIS KID'S WORK.
1924
01:13:34,644 --> 01:13:37,581
I'M GLAD. I'M GLAD. WE'VE
PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS.
1925
01:13:37,614 --> 01:13:40,550
WE REALLY HAVE. WE PUT
A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS HOUSE.
1926
01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:42,852
SO, DO YOU REALLY
DISLIKE L.A.?
1927
01:13:42,886 --> 01:13:44,888
ME? NO.
1928
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,089
DAVE DOES.
1929
01:13:46,122 --> 01:13:47,491
WHEN YOU STAY MARRIED
LONG ENOUGH,
1930
01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,992
YOU REALLY HAVE
TO THINK HARD SOMETIMES
1931
01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:51,995
WHICH OPINIONS
ARE ACTUALLY YOUR OWN.
1932
01:13:52,028 --> 01:13:54,230
YEAH. I FIND MYSELF
DOING THAT--
1933
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:57,501
JUST GRAFTING ONTO MARTY'S
LIKES AND DISLIKES.
1934
01:13:57,534 --> 01:13:59,569
HA HA! I HATE
TO ADMIT THIS,
1935
01:13:59,603 --> 01:14:03,507
BUT BEING WITH DAVE
HAS REALLY CHANGED ME.
1936
01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:05,509
I USED TO BE A DEMOCRAT.
1937
01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:08,177
HE TURNED ME
INTO A REPUBLICAN.
1938
01:14:08,211 --> 01:14:10,514
THEY CAN DO THAT.
1939
01:14:10,547 --> 01:14:12,616
YOU KNOW, BEFORE DAVE,
1940
01:14:12,649 --> 01:14:14,584
I WAS ACTUALLY
A BIT OF A LIBERAL.
1941
01:14:14,618 --> 01:14:15,685
WHAT'S THIS ROOM IN HERE?
1942
01:14:15,719 --> 01:14:19,823
THIS ROOM IS GOING
TO BE THE, UM...
1943
01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:22,025
THIS IS THE, UM...
1944
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,760
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THIS ROOM IS.
1945
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:25,662
HE'S GOING TO BE HERE
IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES.
1946
01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:28,264
WE'LL ASK HIM.
1947
01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:30,800
EVIE WANTS
TO HAVE LUNCH.
1948
01:14:30,834 --> 01:14:33,870
LUNCH WITH YOU AND EVIE--
YOU THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
1949
01:14:33,903 --> 01:14:34,971
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1950
01:14:35,004 --> 01:14:36,005
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
1951
01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:38,241
HER HUSBAND'S MY ONLY
SERIOUS SHOT AT AN INVESTOR,
1952
01:14:38,274 --> 01:14:40,176
AND YOU HAVE
THE SEXUAL SELF-CONTROL
1953
01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:41,645
OF A 52-YEAR-OLD
SENATOR.
1954
01:14:41,678 --> 01:14:42,546
YOU TELL ME.
1955
01:14:42,579 --> 01:14:44,848
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
HONEY.
1956
01:14:44,881 --> 01:14:47,551
OH, DAMN, I GOT
A PARKING TICKET.
1957
01:14:47,584 --> 01:14:48,585
GOT A DAMN
PARKING TICKET.
1958
01:14:48,618 --> 01:14:51,254
HONEY, JUST CALM DOWN.
IT'S JUST A PARKING TICKET.
1959
01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:52,522
IT'S NOT
A PARKING TICKET.
1960
01:14:52,556 --> 01:14:54,558
IT'S GOD FUCKING
WITH ME, OK?
1961
01:14:54,591 --> 01:14:55,992
FIRST, HE SENDS
PARKING TICKETS,
1962
01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:59,963
AND THEN HE SENDS
DROUGHT AND FAMINE.
1963
01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:03,299
NO, NO. HE'S NOT IN,
EITHER. NO.
1964
01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:04,200
NO. I ASKED ROVENBERG.
1965
01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:07,571
HE GAVE ME A WHOLE
"MONEY'S TIGHT" SPEECH.
1966
01:15:07,604 --> 01:15:08,972
YEAH,
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
1967
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:11,575
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
1968
01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:12,842
BYE.
1969
01:15:19,082 --> 01:15:20,249
ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT IT.
1970
01:15:20,283 --> 01:15:22,285
YOU THINK
SHE REALLY LIKES YOU?
1971
01:15:22,318 --> 01:15:24,253
EVIE PEMBROKE?
1972
01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:25,254
YEAH, I THINK
SHE LIKES ME.
1973
01:15:25,288 --> 01:15:28,625
ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THIS IS
GOING TO PISS YOU OFF.
1974
01:15:28,658 --> 01:15:29,593
I KNOW IT'S GOING
TO SOUND BAD,
1975
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:33,296
BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD
PURSUE IT A LITTLE BIT.
1976
01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:34,263
MARTY.
1977
01:15:34,297 --> 01:15:36,299
MARTY, ARE YOU ASKING ME
TO HAVE SEX WITH EVIE?
1978
01:15:36,332 --> 01:15:39,869
NO. NO, I'M NOT
ASKING YOU TO HAVE--NO.
1979
01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:41,104
I'M ASKING YOU
TO DO, YOU KNOW,
1980
01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:41,971
DO YOUR LITTLE PIZZA GAG
1981
01:15:42,005 --> 01:15:44,708
OR DO YOUR LITTLE RAP
ON HER, YOU KNOW?
1982
01:15:44,741 --> 01:15:45,408
GET COZY WITH HER.
1983
01:15:45,441 --> 01:15:47,744
EXCUSE ME.
I DON'T HAVE A RAP,
1984
01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:48,878
AND I RESENT THIS.
1985
01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:50,046
OK, LAURA,
1986
01:15:50,079 --> 01:15:50,914
I'M JUST ASKING YOU
1987
01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:53,282
TO GET A LITTLE FRIENDLY
WITH THE WOMAN.
1988
01:15:53,316 --> 01:15:54,050
GET TO KNOW HER.
1989
01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:56,185
TALK HER INTO
TALKING HER HUSBAND
1990
01:15:56,219 --> 01:15:58,688
INTO INVESTING
IN MY PROJECT, OK?
1991
01:15:58,722 --> 01:15:59,656
IT'S A FAVOR
I'M ASKING YOU--
1992
01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:02,592
TO KEEP THIS HOUSE, TO
KEEP OUR LIFESTYLE, OK?
1993
01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:03,827
I NEED YOU TO GO IN
1994
01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:06,596
FOR ONE LAST
STRATEGIC HIT.
1995
01:16:06,630 --> 01:16:08,097
UHH.
1996
01:16:10,634 --> 01:16:11,901
WHAT?
1997
01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:13,336
IT WASN'T SUCH
A BIG GODDAMN DEAL
1998
01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:14,638
WHEN YOU WERE
CHASING MY SISTER
1999
01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:17,607
AROUND
THE WAYNE NEWTON SUITE.
2000
01:16:20,009 --> 01:16:21,344
Evie: LAURA...
2001
01:16:21,377 --> 01:16:23,613
THESE ARE SO GREAT.
2002
01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:25,281
YOU REALLY ARE TALENTED.
2003
01:16:25,314 --> 01:16:26,916
OH, THANK YOU.
2004
01:16:26,950 --> 01:16:29,352
MARTY MADE
ALL MY SHELVES.
2005
01:16:29,385 --> 01:16:32,321
I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY.
2006
01:16:32,355 --> 01:16:33,056
OH.
2007
01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:35,291
THAT'S MY DAD.
THAT'S MY FATHER.
2008
01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:36,059
REALLY?
2009
01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:37,994
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU KNEW MY FATHER.
2010
01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:42,732
OH, LAURA, I REALLY,
REALLY LOVE YOUR WORK.
2011
01:16:42,766 --> 01:16:45,702
IT'S SO...WARM.
2012
01:16:45,735 --> 01:16:47,370
[GASPS]
2013
01:16:47,403 --> 01:16:49,706
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID WOMEN.
2014
01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,141
I--I DON'T, REALLY.
2015
01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:54,377
I MEAN, I TRIED A FEW.
2016
01:16:54,410 --> 01:16:58,047
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU HAVE A FEEL FOR THEM.
2017
01:16:58,081 --> 01:16:59,082
HUH.
2018
01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:00,850
DO YOU LIKE IT?
2019
01:17:00,884 --> 01:17:01,550
I THINK I FIGURED OUT
2020
01:17:01,584 --> 01:17:06,055
THAT I PREFER DOING
YOUNG MEN.
2021
01:17:07,757 --> 01:17:09,893
THAT'S A SHAME.
2022
01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:12,328
OH, LOOK AT YOU.
2023
01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:13,162
OH.
2024
01:17:13,196 --> 01:17:14,664
YOU'RE BLUSHING.
AM I?
2025
01:17:14,698 --> 01:17:16,399
OH, YOU'RE BRIGHT RED.
2026
01:17:16,432 --> 01:17:18,735
OK, I REALLY DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD BE DOING THIS.
2027
01:17:18,768 --> 01:17:20,670
YES, WE SHOULD.
2028
01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:21,871
I REALLY DON'T--
2029
01:17:21,905 --> 01:17:23,406
YEAH, WE SHOULD. I--
2030
01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:25,074
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
AGAINST THIS.
2031
01:17:25,108 --> 01:17:28,311
NO. ME? NO, NO, NO.
DAVE IS.
2032
01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:29,278
DAVE IS.
2033
01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:31,047
LET GO.
2034
01:17:31,715 --> 01:17:33,750
I'M THE OPPOSITE
OF DAVE.OH.
2035
01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:35,151
DAVE IS SQUARE.
2036
01:17:35,184 --> 01:17:37,320
I AM THE OPPOSITE
OF SQUARE.
2037
01:17:37,353 --> 01:17:39,322
YOU'RE THE OPPOSITE
OF SQUARE?
2038
01:17:39,355 --> 01:17:40,123
YEAH.
2039
01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:41,725
YOU KNOW, THE FIRST NIGHT
I MET YOU,
2040
01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:43,860
I PICKED UP ON YOUR ENERGY.
2041
01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:44,728
OH, YEAH?
2042
01:17:44,761 --> 01:17:47,430
YEAH. I'VE GOT
AN EYE AND AN EAR FOR IT.
2043
01:17:47,463 --> 01:17:48,197
MMM.
2044
01:17:48,231 --> 01:17:49,465
I CAN PICK THEM
OUT OF THE CROWD--
2045
01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,134
STRAIGHT LITTLE WIFE
2046
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:54,337
WITH THE STRAIGHT
LITTLE LIFE.
2047
01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:57,273
YOU'RE SO PENT-UP,
AREN'T YOU?
2048
01:17:57,306 --> 01:17:58,341
UHH!
2049
01:17:58,374 --> 01:17:59,308
OH, IT'S OK.
2050
01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:00,209
YOU'RE JUST ABOUT READY
TO LET THE DAM BURST.
2051
01:18:00,243 --> 01:18:03,747
I MEAN, I--I THINK
I KIND OF LIKE THE DAM.
2052
01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:05,849
I--I'M NOT SURE I WANT
TO SEE IT BURST.
2053
01:18:05,882 --> 01:18:06,482
OH...
2054
01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:08,852
I'VE GOT TO GO.
2055
01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:13,322
WE'LL CONTINUE THIS
CONVERSATION ANOTHER TIME.
2056
01:18:13,356 --> 01:18:15,391
OK.
2057
01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:16,192
[OPENS DOOR]
2058
01:18:16,225 --> 01:18:17,426
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
2059
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:19,829
HEY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
2060
01:18:19,863 --> 01:18:20,830
LISTEN.
2061
01:18:20,864 --> 01:18:21,965
HEY, HEY, COME ON, COME ON.
2062
01:18:21,998 --> 01:18:24,067
I'M KIDDING.
I WAS JOKING.
2063
01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:26,770
HEY, SHE LOOKS GREAT.
2064
01:18:26,803 --> 01:18:27,771
HI, CAROL.
2065
01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:29,005
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOUR WIFE DID TO HER,
2066
01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:31,374
BUT SHE IS A WHOLE
DIFFERENT ANIMAL.
2067
01:18:31,407 --> 01:18:33,276
SHE'S ON A DIET.
SHE'S INTO SEX.
2068
01:18:33,309 --> 01:18:35,444
ALL RIGHT, SO THINGS
WORKED OUT, RIGHT?
2069
01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:37,280
FRIENDS AGAIN?
2070
01:18:37,947 --> 01:18:38,748
NO.
2071
01:18:38,782 --> 01:18:39,816
YOU KNOW, I--I KNOW
WHY YOU TOLD HER.
2072
01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:43,019
YOU TOLD HER BECAUSE YOU
THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME.
2073
01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:44,520
NO. YOU TOLD HER
BECAUSE YOU THINK
2074
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:46,289
BECAUSE YOU DON'T CHEAT
BEHIND YOUR WIFE'S BACK,
2075
01:18:46,322 --> 01:18:47,757
BECAUSE YOU CHEAT
IN FRONT OF HER FACE,
2076
01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:50,059
YOU'VE FOUND THIS HIGH,
LOFTY MORAL GROUND
2077
01:18:50,093 --> 01:18:52,061
WHERE YOU CAN SIT UP THERE
AND JUDGE ME FROM.
2078
01:18:52,095 --> 01:18:53,429
THAT'S NOT TRUE, BILLY.
IT ISN'T.
2079
01:18:53,462 --> 01:18:54,898
IT IS TRUE.
IT ISN'T.
2080
01:18:54,931 --> 01:18:56,265
IT IS, TOO,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
2081
01:18:56,299 --> 01:18:57,300
AND YOU'RE WRONG,
2082
01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:59,102
BECAUSE YOU CAN BE IN
THE SAME BED WITH YOUR WIFE,
2083
01:18:59,135 --> 01:19:01,004
AND YOU CAN BE
CHEATING ON HER.
2084
01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:03,272
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE
WITH GOD, MARTY.
2085
01:19:03,306 --> 01:19:04,373
DON'T SAY THAT.
2086
01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:05,441
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
2087
01:19:05,474 --> 01:19:07,043
I'M GOING TO FINISH
THE HOUSE,
2088
01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:08,077
AND THEN WE'LL SELL IT.
2089
01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:09,178
YOU'LL GET
YOUR MONEY BACK,
2090
01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:10,046
AND THEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
2091
01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:13,316
WE'RE DONE. I MEAN IT.
WE'RE--WE'RE DONE.
2092
01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:15,418
FINE.
I GOT IT.
2093
01:19:15,451 --> 01:19:17,553
YOU KNOW, I...
2094
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,222
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
2095
01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:20,289
I DON'T TRUST YOU.
2096
01:19:20,323 --> 01:19:22,158
I GOT IT.
2097
01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:23,226
YOU KNOW, I...
2098
01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:27,030
I JUST REALIZED THAT--THAT
YOU'RE NOT MY KIND OF GUY.
2099
01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,232
HEY, I GOT IT.
2100
01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:30,333
I GOT IT.
2101
01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:32,401
I GOT IT.
2102
01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:37,841
I GOT IT.
2103
01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:47,383
EVIE, HI.
2104
01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:48,351
HI.
2105
01:19:48,384 --> 01:19:49,318
HI.
2106
01:19:49,352 --> 01:19:51,420
I WAS JUST GOING SHOPPING.
YOU WANT TO JOIN ME?
2107
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:53,122
SHOPPING?
2108
01:19:53,156 --> 01:19:54,290
NO, NO.
2109
01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:55,892
I'VE ALREADY DONE
MY SHOPPING.
2110
01:19:55,925 --> 01:19:58,194
I'M HERE
TO CLOSE A SALE.
2111
01:19:58,227 --> 01:19:59,996
CLOSE A SALE?
2112
01:20:00,029 --> 01:20:00,596
YEAH.
2113
01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,298
I'M GOING INSIDE.
2114
01:20:02,331 --> 01:20:04,200
YOU'RE GOING INSIDE?
2115
01:20:04,233 --> 01:20:05,368
INSIDE, UPSTAIRS.
2116
01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:08,938
I'M GOING TO WAIT
FOR YOU IN THE BEDROOM.
2117
01:20:08,972 --> 01:20:10,206
WAIT FOR ME?
2118
01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:11,474
YEAH. I DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF TIME.
2119
01:20:11,507 --> 01:20:13,977
IT'S MY CUB SCOUT
PICKUP DAY.
2120
01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:14,610
COME ON.
2121
01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:17,080
COME ON.
QUICKLY.
2122
01:20:17,113 --> 01:20:19,482
WAIT FOR ME UPSTAIRS?
2123
01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:24,420
[FOOTSTEPS]
2124
01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:27,323
THE DOOR'S LOCKED.
2125
01:20:27,356 --> 01:20:29,392
OK.
2126
01:20:29,425 --> 01:20:30,326
BILLY!
2127
01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:32,461
IT'S FOR YOU.
2128
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:38,501
YEAH,
THIS IS BILLY.
2129
01:20:38,534 --> 01:20:40,403
BILLY, IT'S PEMBROKE.
WHERE'S YOUR PARTNER?
2130
01:20:40,436 --> 01:20:41,337
I GOT A CHECK FOR HIM.
2131
01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:42,271
I'M IN WITH YOU GUYS.
2132
01:20:42,305 --> 01:20:44,373
I JUST WANT TO GO OVER
A FEW THINGS WITH HIM.
2133
01:20:44,407 --> 01:20:46,509
I DON'T KNOW.
I--I THINK HE WENT HOME.
2134
01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:48,244
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL HEAD OVER THERE.
2135
01:20:48,277 --> 01:20:49,612
I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.
2136
01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:52,148
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
2137
01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:54,617
[MUSIC PLAYING]
2138
01:21:01,524 --> 01:21:03,292
OHH!
2139
01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:06,429
OHH...
2140
01:21:06,462 --> 01:21:08,898
HEY.
2141
01:21:08,932 --> 01:21:10,366
MMM.
2142
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:13,502
YOU WANT TO HAVE
SOME REAL FUN?
2143
01:21:13,536 --> 01:21:15,671
OH. MORE FUN THAN THIS?
2144
01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:17,373
YEAH.
2145
01:21:23,379 --> 01:21:25,915
OH, THOSE ARE MARTY'S
FAVORITE TIES.
2146
01:21:25,949 --> 01:21:27,216
AW...
2147
01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:28,952
POOR MARTY.
2148
01:21:28,985 --> 01:21:30,987
TO HELL WITH MARTY!
2149
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:33,489
I WANT YOU TO TIE ME UP.
COME ON.
2150
01:21:33,522 --> 01:21:35,158
NOW PUSH ME DOWN.
2151
01:21:35,191 --> 01:21:37,460
PUSH ME HARD,
HARD, REALLY HARD.
2152
01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:39,062
YES!
2153
01:21:44,633 --> 01:21:47,503
OK, THERE YOU GO--
2154
01:21:47,536 --> 01:21:49,038
ALL TIED UP AND GAGGED.
2155
01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:49,705
WHAT'S NEXT?
2156
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:51,474
[MUFFLED]
TAKE THE PILLOW--
2157
01:21:51,507 --> 01:21:52,508
THE PILLOW--
AND PUT IT...
2158
01:21:52,541 --> 01:21:54,910
TAKE IT--TAKE IT...
2159
01:21:55,278 --> 01:21:56,245
TAKE A PILLOW?
2160
01:21:56,279 --> 01:21:57,146
[MUFFLED] YES!
2161
01:21:57,180 --> 01:21:58,014
TAKE THE PILLOW AND
PUT IT UNDER MY BUTT!
2162
01:21:58,047 --> 01:22:03,186
E-EVIE, YOU'RE STARTING
TO SCARE ME NOW.
2163
01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:08,924
LAURA?
2164
01:22:11,027 --> 01:22:12,428
LAURA?
2165
01:22:18,301 --> 01:22:19,468
Marty: OH, SHIT.
2166
01:22:19,502 --> 01:22:20,236
MARTY!
2167
01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:22,405
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
2168
01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:28,344
MARTY...
2169
01:22:28,377 --> 01:22:29,745
DON'T BE MAD.
2170
01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:30,980
DON'T BE MAD.
2171
01:22:31,014 --> 01:22:32,515
YOU WERE THE ONE.
YOU TOLD ME.
2172
01:22:32,548 --> 01:22:34,683
I WAS THE ONE?
I WAS THE ONE WHAT?
2173
01:22:34,717 --> 01:22:36,319
I TOLD YOU TO TIE HER UP?
2174
01:22:36,352 --> 01:22:39,188
YOU'VE GOT
DAVE PEMBROKE'S WIFE
2175
01:22:39,222 --> 01:22:40,723
TIED UP IN OUR BEDROOM!
2176
01:22:40,756 --> 01:22:43,092
HAVE YOU LOST TOUCH
WITH REALITY?
2177
01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:46,329
MARTY, YOU STARTED
ALL OF THIS.
2178
01:22:46,362 --> 01:22:47,430
WHAT?
YOU.
2179
01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:48,197
ME?
YES.
2180
01:22:48,231 --> 01:22:49,332
I TOLD YOU
TO GET CHUMMY WITH HER.
2181
01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:50,599
I SAID GET CHUMMY
WITH HER.
2182
01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:52,735
I DIDN'T ASK YOU
TO TAKE HER HOSTAGE.
2183
01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:53,702
OH, MY GOD.
2184
01:22:53,736 --> 01:22:54,403
YEAH, WELL...
2185
01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:55,171
YOU MADE ME OPEN
CERTAIN DOORS
2186
01:22:55,204 --> 01:22:57,506
THAT JUST--I SHOULDN'T
HAVE OPENED.
2187
01:22:57,540 --> 01:22:58,441
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
2188
01:22:58,474 --> 01:22:59,442
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
2189
01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:01,544
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT, MARTY.
2190
01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:03,246
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED.
2191
01:23:03,279 --> 01:23:04,447
THIS IS WHAT I WANTED?
2192
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:05,381
I WANTED YOU TO TIE UP
2193
01:23:05,414 --> 01:23:07,483
EVIE PEMBROKE
IN OUR BEDROOM?
2194
01:23:07,516 --> 01:23:09,752
NO, BUT YOU--
YOU WANTED ME TO BE...
2195
01:23:09,785 --> 01:23:12,621
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT I...
2196
01:23:12,655 --> 01:23:13,456
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
2197
01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:15,124
I WANTED YOU TO TRY
A FEW THINGS, OK?
2198
01:23:15,158 --> 01:23:17,160
I WANTED YOU TO
FOOL AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
2199
01:23:17,193 --> 01:23:18,227
IS THAT SO BAD?
2200
01:23:18,261 --> 01:23:20,529
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BECOME
A WALKING ORGASM, LAURA!
2201
01:23:20,563 --> 01:23:23,199
JESUS, YOU'VE TAKEN
THE WHOLE THING WAY TOO FAR!
2202
01:23:23,232 --> 01:23:24,467
YES,NO, I HAVEN'T!
YOU HAVE!
2203
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:25,468
DON'T YOU
YES, YOU HAVE!SAY THAT!
2204
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:29,272
DON'T YOU SAY THAT!
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T!
2205
01:23:29,305 --> 01:23:30,373
NO!
LISTEN TO ME.
2206
01:23:30,406 --> 01:23:32,408
LISTEN TO ME. YOU'VE TAKEN
THE WHOLE THING WAY TOO FAR.
2207
01:23:32,441 --> 01:23:35,544
YOU ARE TYING WOMEN UP,
AND YOU'RE GAGGING THEM NOW.
2208
01:23:35,578 --> 01:23:36,479
THAT'S TOO FAR.
2209
01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:38,147
WHAT'S NEXT? I'M GOING
TO COME HOME ONE DAY,
2210
01:23:38,181 --> 01:23:40,416
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
PERFORMING SURGERY!
2211
01:23:40,449 --> 01:23:43,352
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
IT IS NOT LIKE THAT.
2212
01:23:43,386 --> 01:23:44,420
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
2213
01:23:44,453 --> 01:23:45,188
I WAS HAPPY.
2214
01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:48,357
I WAS HAPPY
JUST BEING YOUR WIFE!
2215
01:23:48,391 --> 01:23:49,225
OH, LAURA.
2216
01:23:49,258 --> 01:23:51,294
LAURA,
JUST CALM DOWN, OK?
2217
01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:52,195
LET ME JUST...
2218
01:23:52,228 --> 01:23:54,530
YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU
HAD ALL THIS IN YOU,
2219
01:23:54,563 --> 01:23:58,467
IT WAS GOING TO COME OUT
SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.
2220
01:23:58,501 --> 01:24:00,469
MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
2221
01:24:00,503 --> 01:24:02,771
MAYBE I DIDN'T WANT
THE DAM TO BURST, MARTY.
2222
01:24:02,805 --> 01:24:04,173
YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT THAT?
2223
01:24:04,207 --> 01:24:05,808
WHAT DAM? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
2224
01:24:05,841 --> 01:24:07,810
YOU BURST THE DAM,
MARTY.
2225
01:24:07,843 --> 01:24:09,378
WHAT FUCKING DAM, LAURA?
2226
01:24:09,412 --> 01:24:11,447
THIS IS ALL
YOUR DOING.
2227
01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:12,315
THIS IS MY DOING?
2228
01:24:12,348 --> 01:24:14,650
YOU TIED THAT WOMAN
UP IN THERE, MARTY.
2229
01:24:14,683 --> 01:24:16,485
NOT ME. YOU.
2230
01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:32,368
SHE'S TIED UP WITH
MY HUGO BOSS TIES?
2231
01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:33,202
SHE PICKED THE TIES.
2232
01:24:33,236 --> 01:24:35,471
OH, SHE HAS TASTE.
THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
2233
01:24:35,504 --> 01:24:36,605
[DOORBELL RINGS]
2234
01:24:36,639 --> 01:24:37,573
WHO'S THIS?
2235
01:24:37,606 --> 01:24:38,274
I DON'T KNOW.
2236
01:24:38,307 --> 01:24:40,576
WELL, GO FIND OUT,
GO FIND OUT.
2237
01:24:43,446 --> 01:24:44,480
[GASPS]
2238
01:24:44,513 --> 01:24:46,582
OH, NO.
2239
01:24:47,816 --> 01:24:48,817
MARTY!
2240
01:24:48,851 --> 01:24:49,752
WHAT?
2241
01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:50,653
IT'S DAVE.
2242
01:24:50,686 --> 01:24:51,654
DAVE?
DAVE!
2243
01:24:51,687 --> 01:24:53,522
HE'S HERE? DAVE?
2244
01:24:53,556 --> 01:24:54,823
GUHH!
2245
01:24:55,558 --> 01:24:56,892
WHY IS HE HERE?
2246
01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:58,127
I DON'T KNOW.
2247
01:24:58,161 --> 01:25:00,429
OH, JEEZ.
OH, MY GOD.
2248
01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:04,233
AAH!
2249
01:25:04,267 --> 01:25:05,501
WHAT DO WE DO?
2250
01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:07,370
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
2251
01:25:07,403 --> 01:25:09,705
ACT NATURAL,
ACT NATURAL.
2252
01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:11,507
NO, THAT'S
SEMI-NATURAL.
2253
01:25:11,540 --> 01:25:12,441
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
2254
01:25:12,475 --> 01:25:13,542
YES. YES.
WHATEVER, WHATEVER.
2255
01:25:13,576 --> 01:25:16,412
GO OVER THERE.
DO IT OVER THERE.
2256
01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:17,746
OH, GOD.
2257
01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:21,684
Marty: HEY, DAVE.
2258
01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:23,919
COME ON IN THE YARD.
2259
01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:25,454
HEY, DAVE.
HOW YOU DOING, DAVE?
2260
01:25:25,488 --> 01:25:28,424
HEY. HEY, DAVE.
HEY, DAVE.
2261
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,826
ALL RIGHT. OK.
2262
01:25:30,859 --> 01:25:32,595
HEY, DAVE.
HOW YOU DOING?
2263
01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:34,197
COME ON IN THE YARD,
MAN.
2264
01:25:34,230 --> 01:25:34,797
WHERE'S MY WIFE?
2265
01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:35,664
YOUR WIFE?
I DON'T KNOW.
2266
01:25:35,698 --> 01:25:37,533
HEY, YOU WANT TO GO
DOWN TO THE CORNER,
2267
01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:38,100
GET A DRINK,
2268
01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:39,535
TALK ABOUT
THE PROJECT?
2269
01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:40,936
NO. HER CAR'S HERE.
2270
01:25:40,969 --> 01:25:42,505
HER CAR'S HERE?
2271
01:25:42,538 --> 01:25:43,406
HI, LAURA.
2272
01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:44,907
HEY, DAVE,
HOW YOU DOIN'?
2273
01:25:44,940 --> 01:25:45,541
WHERE'S EVIE?
2274
01:25:45,574 --> 01:25:47,510
EVIE?
UH, SHE'S NOT HERE.
2275
01:25:47,543 --> 01:25:49,345
YEAH, NO, SHE'S
NOT HERE, DAVE.
2276
01:25:49,378 --> 01:25:53,282
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY
HER CAR WOULD BE HERE, LAURA?
2277
01:25:53,316 --> 01:25:55,551
HER CAR IS HERE?
WOW.
2278
01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:57,686
I'M NOT A CAR PERSON,
SO I WOULDN'T KNOW.
2279
01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:59,622
NO. SHE'S NEVER
BEEN A CAR PERSON.
2280
01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:00,223
NO.
2281
01:26:00,256 --> 01:26:01,224
YOU'RE NOT
A CAR PERSON?
2282
01:26:01,257 --> 01:26:02,891
DAVE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
DAVE, LET'S GO IN THE YARD.
2283
01:26:02,925 --> 01:26:04,593
YOU WANT TO GO IN THE BACKYARD
AND HAVE A DRINK?
2284
01:26:04,627 --> 01:26:07,796
I DON'T WANT A DRINK.
I NEED TO FIND MY WIFE.
2285
01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:09,232
[DOORBELL RINGS]
2286
01:26:09,265 --> 01:26:09,965
MAYBE THAT'S HER.
2287
01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:11,534
NO, IT'S NOT HER.
IT'S NOT HER.
2288
01:26:11,567 --> 01:26:13,536
WELL, HONEY, YOU DON'T
KNOW THAT IT'S NOT HER.
2289
01:26:13,569 --> 01:26:14,770
I DON'T?
HE DOESN'T?
2290
01:26:14,803 --> 01:26:16,372
OH, I DON'T.
I COULDN'T KNOW.
2291
01:26:16,405 --> 01:26:17,940
THERE'S NO WAY
I WOULD KNOW IT'S NOT HER.
2292
01:26:17,973 --> 01:26:20,309
OK, I DON'T, BUT I'LL
CHECK AND I'LL SEE.
2293
01:26:20,343 --> 01:26:21,744
I'LL SEE IF IT'S HER.
I'LL GET THE DOOR,
2294
01:26:21,777 --> 01:26:25,348
AND YOU GUYS,
GO IN THE YARD, OK, BUDDY?
2295
01:26:25,381 --> 01:26:27,450
YEAH, COME ON
IN THE YARD.
2296
01:26:27,483 --> 01:26:29,685
DIDI! HEY, HEY.
2297
01:26:29,718 --> 01:26:31,387
HI. BAD TIME.
BAD TIME.
2298
01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:32,488
LAURA'S NOT HERE.
2299
01:26:32,521 --> 01:26:33,456
MARTY, WAIT.
2300
01:26:33,489 --> 01:26:34,457
I HAVE TO TALK
TO LAURA.
2301
01:26:34,490 --> 01:26:36,592
I WANT TO TAKE HER TO
THE SCULPTURE SYMPO-SIUM.
2302
01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:37,960
I REALLY THINK IT
WOULD BE GOOD FOR HER.
2303
01:26:37,993 --> 01:26:38,994
LISTEN, LAURA'S
NOT HERE, OK?
2304
01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:41,897
AND I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF
SOMETHING. YOU HAVE TO GO.
2305
01:26:41,930 --> 01:26:43,366
BUT, MARTY,
HER CAR IS HERE.
2306
01:26:43,399 --> 01:26:45,968
I KNOW SHE'S HERE.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
2307
01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:47,670
DIDI, DIDI,
DON'T TAKE THIS WRONG,
2308
01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:50,939
BUT LAURA DOES NOT WANT TO BE
PART OF YOUR LITTLE CLUB.
2309
01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:52,308
MY LITTLE CLUB?
2310
01:26:52,341 --> 01:26:54,777
YES, OK? SHE HAD
A TRIAL MEMBERSHIP,
2311
01:26:54,810 --> 01:26:56,479
AND WE'RE NOT
GONNA RENEW.
2312
01:26:56,512 --> 01:26:57,446
A TRIAL MEMBERSHIP?
2313
01:26:57,480 --> 01:26:59,482
YES. A TRIAL MEMBERSHIP,
AND I HAVE TO GO. OK?
2314
01:26:59,515 --> 01:27:01,984
SO, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU,
NO OFFENSE,
2315
01:27:02,017 --> 01:27:05,254
BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO RENEW
THE MEMBERSHIP, OK?
2316
01:27:05,288 --> 01:27:06,455
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH MARTY?
2317
01:27:06,489 --> 01:27:09,492
UH, WE JUST BOUGHT
A NEW ESPRESSO MACHINE,
2318
01:27:09,525 --> 01:27:13,629
AND, UM, HE JUST HAD,
WHOA, WAY TOO MUCH, AND, UH...
2319
01:27:13,662 --> 01:27:14,397
I'M GONNA SAY
GOOD-BYE.
2320
01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:15,764
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
ALL YOU GUYS,
2321
01:27:15,798 --> 01:27:18,401
YOU THINK YOU KNOW
SO MUCH ABOUT LESBIANS.
2322
01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:20,569
YOU THINK YOU'RE
SO INTO LESBIANS,
2323
01:27:20,603 --> 01:27:21,470
BUT YOU'RE NOT.
2324
01:27:21,504 --> 01:27:23,406
YOU ARE INTO WHAT YOU
WISH LESBIANS WERE--
2325
01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:26,442
COCK-HUNGRY NYMPHOS
KEEPING THEMSELVES BUSY
2326
01:27:26,475 --> 01:27:28,411
UNTIL A REAL MAN
HITS TOWN.
2327
01:27:28,444 --> 01:27:29,545
THAT'S NOT THE REALITY.
2328
01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:32,748
OK, DIDI, VERY QUICKLY,
WHAT'S THE REALITY? I GOT TO GO!
2329
01:27:32,781 --> 01:27:34,850
THE REALITY, MARTY,
IS THAT YOU PUSHED
2330
01:27:34,883 --> 01:27:36,352
AND YOU PUSHED
AND YOU PUSHED,
2331
01:27:36,385 --> 01:27:39,388
AND NOW YOUR WIFE EATS
PUSSY BETTER THAN YOU DO.
2332
01:27:39,422 --> 01:27:41,424
HAVE A NICE DAY.
2333
01:27:44,059 --> 01:27:46,829
UH, HONEY?
HEY.
2334
01:27:46,862 --> 01:27:50,499
DID THAT HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH EVIE?
2335
01:27:50,533 --> 01:27:51,434
WAS IT EVIE?
2336
01:27:51,467 --> 01:27:52,501
NO.
2337
01:27:52,535 --> 01:27:53,168
NO?
2338
01:27:53,201 --> 01:27:55,471
SOMEONE ABOUT
A SYMPO-SIUM.
2339
01:27:55,504 --> 01:27:56,872
SYMPO-SIUM?
2340
01:27:56,905 --> 01:27:58,574
YEAH, SYMPO-SIUM.
2341
01:27:58,607 --> 01:27:59,875
A SYMPO-SIUM?
2342
01:27:59,908 --> 01:28:02,611
SYMPO-SI--
YEAH, YEAH, A SYMPO-SIUM.
2343
01:28:02,645 --> 01:28:04,347
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE, MARTY?
2344
01:28:04,380 --> 01:28:05,781
LET'S GO DOWN
AND GET A DRINK AT A BAR.
2345
01:28:05,814 --> 01:28:08,851
I'M GOING STIR CRAZY.
I GOT TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
2346
01:28:08,884 --> 01:28:11,019
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
2347
01:28:11,053 --> 01:28:12,020
WHAT'S THAT?
2348
01:28:12,054 --> 01:28:14,357
UM...OUR DOG.
OUR NEW DOG.
2349
01:28:14,390 --> 01:28:15,257
SOUNDS LIKE EVIE.
2350
01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,092
IT'S OUR NEW DOG.
IT'S A BARKING TERRIER.
2351
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:18,727
IS THAT EVIE?
NO, NO.
2352
01:28:18,761 --> 01:28:20,329
IT'S OUR DOG.
2353
01:28:20,363 --> 01:28:21,296
EVIE! EVIE!
2354
01:28:21,330 --> 01:28:24,733
EVIE, ARE YOU UP THERE?
EVIE, ARE YOU UP HERE?
2355
01:28:24,767 --> 01:28:26,469
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
2356
01:28:26,502 --> 01:28:28,404
EVIE!
2357
01:28:31,574 --> 01:28:33,742
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
EVIE!
2358
01:28:33,776 --> 01:28:34,443
DAVE, LISTEN TO ME!
2359
01:28:34,477 --> 01:28:35,478
I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
2360
01:28:35,511 --> 01:28:38,347
I CAME IN AND SAW
THE SAME THING AND WENT, "AAH!"
2361
01:28:38,381 --> 01:28:39,548
SON OF A BITCH!
2362
01:28:39,582 --> 01:28:40,583
YOU PERVERT!
2363
01:28:40,616 --> 01:28:42,485
NO, DAVE!
NO, NO, DAVE!
2364
01:28:42,518 --> 01:28:44,720
BRING YOUR FUCKING ASS!
2365
01:28:44,753 --> 01:28:46,589
I'M GONNA KILL YOU,
MARTY!
2366
01:28:46,622 --> 01:28:48,424
YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!
2367
01:28:48,457 --> 01:28:50,058
YOU ARE A DEAD MAN,
MARTY!
2368
01:28:50,092 --> 01:28:52,561
YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!
2369
01:28:52,595 --> 01:28:54,096
LISTEN,
DON'T OVERREACT!
2370
01:28:54,129 --> 01:28:55,798
YOU GOT 18
FURNITURE STORES.
2371
01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:57,633
I DON'T WANT
A LAWSUIT!
2372
01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:59,535
COME HERE, MARTY,
YOU SON OF A--
2373
01:28:59,568 --> 01:29:01,704
COME HERE, MARTY.
WAS IT WORTH IT, HUH?
2374
01:29:01,737 --> 01:29:03,372
I DIDN'T TIE HER UP!
2375
01:29:03,406 --> 01:29:04,840
DAVE! DAVE!
2376
01:29:04,873 --> 01:29:05,674
COME HERE, MARTY.
2377
01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:07,142
IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK!
2378
01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:07,976
WAS IT WORTH IT, MARTY?
2379
01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:10,112
'CAUSE YOU ARE
GOING TO DIE NOW, MARTY.
2380
01:29:10,145 --> 01:29:12,014
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
2381
01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:14,650
JUST STOP IT!
JUST STOP IT!
2382
01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:15,451
ARE YOU OK, MARTY?
2383
01:29:15,484 --> 01:29:18,587
NO, I'M NOT OK!
DO I LOOK OK TO YOU?
2384
01:29:18,621 --> 01:29:20,756
YOU ARE A DEAD MAN,
MARTY.
2385
01:29:20,789 --> 01:29:23,426
NO, DON'T DO ANYTHING.
DON'T HURT HIM.
2386
01:29:23,459 --> 01:29:24,593
NO! NO! IT WAS ME!
2387
01:29:24,627 --> 01:29:26,495
I TIED EVIE UP!
I DID!
2388
01:29:26,529 --> 01:29:29,598
I TIED--
YES! YES! IT WAS ME!
2389
01:29:29,632 --> 01:29:30,599
SHE DIDN'T
WANT TO DO IT!
2390
01:29:30,633 --> 01:29:32,501
YOU TIED
MY WIFE DOWN?
2391
01:29:32,535 --> 01:29:33,569
YES, IT WAS ME!
2392
01:29:33,602 --> 01:29:35,604
I DIDN'T WANT TO.
SHE SEDUCED ME.
2393
01:29:35,638 --> 01:29:36,539
I SWEAR! I SWEAR!
2394
01:29:36,572 --> 01:29:38,507
IT'S TRUE. LAURA DIDN'T
WANT TO TIE HER UP.
2395
01:29:38,541 --> 01:29:41,143
EVIE SEDUCED HER.
IT'S TRUE, DAVE.
2396
01:29:41,176 --> 01:29:42,010
IT'S TRUE.
2397
01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:43,612
I WASN'T GONNA SLEEP
WITH ANY MORE WOMEN,
2398
01:29:43,646 --> 01:29:44,880
AT LEAST NOT FOR A WHILE
ANYWAY.
2399
01:29:44,913 --> 01:29:47,583
OK, GOOD. CONVERSATION
FOR ANOTHER TIME?
2400
01:29:47,616 --> 01:29:49,818
DAVE, LISTEN...
2401
01:29:50,819 --> 01:29:52,187
I'M A STAND-UP GUY.
2402
01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:53,656
I WOULD NOT
TIE YOUR WIFE UP.
2403
01:29:53,689 --> 01:29:54,790
I WOULDN'T.
I'VE KNOWN YOU A LONG TIME.
2404
01:29:54,823 --> 01:29:57,526
I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO
JEOPARDIZE OUR RELATIONSHIP--
2405
01:29:57,560 --> 01:29:58,694
BUSINESS OR PROFESSIONAL.
2406
01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:00,195
WHAT THE HELL IS
YOUR DEAL, MAN, HUH?
2407
01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:01,964
MARRIED TO SOME
WEIRD L.A. SEX FREAK,
2408
01:30:01,997 --> 01:30:02,898
IS THAT YOUR THING?
2409
01:30:02,931 --> 01:30:05,468
DAVE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T CALL LAURA NAMES.
2410
01:30:05,501 --> 01:30:06,869
WHAT SHOULD
I CALL HER, MARTY?
2411
01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:07,803
THAT'S WHAT SHE IS.
2412
01:30:07,836 --> 01:30:09,872
SHE'S GOT MY WIFE TIED
AND GAGGED TO THE BED.
2413
01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:10,873
WHAT SHOULD I CALL HER?
2414
01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:13,676
YOU'RE MARRIED TO A LITTLE
DEVIATE L.A. SEX TWAT.
2415
01:30:13,709 --> 01:30:15,444
DAVE, SCREW YOU.
SCREW YOU.
2416
01:30:15,478 --> 01:30:16,211
SCREW ME?
2417
01:30:16,244 --> 01:30:18,747
DON'T CALL LAURA NAMES.
I MEAN IT.
2418
01:30:18,781 --> 01:30:19,682
SCREW YOU, MARTY!
2419
01:30:19,715 --> 01:30:21,016
YOU'RE WAY OVERREACTING,
MARTY.
2420
01:30:21,049 --> 01:30:22,685
I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD
BE PISSED OFF HERE.
2421
01:30:22,718 --> 01:30:25,020
YOU'RE OVERREACTING,
SUNSCREEN.
2422
01:30:25,053 --> 01:30:25,921
I MEAN IT.
2423
01:30:25,954 --> 01:30:28,491
TAKE YOUR ORANGE COUNTY
WEATHER-BEATEN ASS
2424
01:30:28,524 --> 01:30:29,592
AND GO GET
YOUR DRIP-DRIED
2425
01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:31,760
GRISLY WHACKED-OUT
EXCUSE FOR A WIFE
2426
01:30:31,794 --> 01:30:33,562
AND GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.
2427
01:30:33,596 --> 01:30:35,163
I'M SERIOUS.
I MEAN IT.
2428
01:30:35,197 --> 01:30:35,998
YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN,
2429
01:30:36,031 --> 01:30:37,966
AND THIS IS
A NO REPUBLICAN ZONE, OK?
2430
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,769
YOU'RE--YOU'RE MESSING UP
MY PROPERTY VALUES.
2431
01:30:40,803 --> 01:30:42,037
YEAH.
OK?
2432
01:30:42,070 --> 01:30:43,205
[PANTING]
2433
01:30:43,238 --> 01:30:45,474
TAKE OFF, DAVE.
2434
01:30:47,510 --> 01:30:48,410
AW, THE HELL WITH IT.
2435
01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:52,147
THE HELL WITH YOU,
AND THE HELL WITH HER.
2436
01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:53,248
THE HELL WITH YOU!
2437
01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:56,519
OK, LAURA,
HE GETS THE MESSAGE.
2438
01:30:56,985 --> 01:30:59,154
AND DON'T BE SURPRISED
WHEN YOU GET A BILL
2439
01:30:59,187 --> 01:31:00,489
FOR CLEANING
AND PRESSING
2440
01:31:00,523 --> 01:31:03,458
4 HUGO BOSS TIES,
OK, PEMBROKE?
2441
01:31:05,694 --> 01:31:08,564
OH, GOOD, KICK MY GATE,
MILLIONAIRE.
2442
01:31:08,597 --> 01:31:10,465
THAT'LL HELP.
2443
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,770
WELL, SHIT!
THAT DIDN'T GO WELL!
2444
01:31:15,037 --> 01:31:17,205
IT WAS NICE WHAT YOU DID,
THOUGH. THANKS.
2445
01:31:17,239 --> 01:31:18,574
YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
2446
01:31:18,607 --> 01:31:22,578
NOW I GOT TO PAY
THE MORTGAGE, THOUGH.
2447
01:31:23,612 --> 01:31:25,247
OK, I THINK WE'RE
THIS CLOSE TO VIOLATING
2448
01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:26,782
A FEDERAL LAW
OF SOME KIND.
2449
01:31:26,815 --> 01:31:28,551
GO UPSTAIRS
AND UNTIE EVIE.
2450
01:31:28,584 --> 01:31:29,985
NO WAY. I'M NOT
GONNA UNTIE HER.
2451
01:31:30,018 --> 01:31:32,788
LAURA, YOU GOT A WOMAN
TIED AND GAGGED UPSTAIRS.
2452
01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:34,289
GO UPSTAIRS
AND UNTIE HER.
2453
01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:36,559
NO, I'M NOT GOING
TO UNTIE HER.
2454
01:31:36,592 --> 01:31:38,160
HEY, YOU TIED HER UP.
GO UNTIE HER.
2455
01:31:38,193 --> 01:31:40,028
MARTY BARNES, YOU GO
UNTIE HER YOURSELF.
2456
01:31:40,062 --> 01:31:42,798
NO, YOU TIED HER UP.
YOU GO UNTIE HER.
2457
01:31:42,831 --> 01:31:45,233
GO UNTIE HER, MARTY!
2458
01:31:45,267 --> 01:31:47,069
NOW!
2459
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:51,039
FINE, I'LL UNTIE HER.
2460
01:31:55,611 --> 01:31:58,280
IT'S NOT THAT BIG
OF DEAL TO ME.
2461
01:31:58,313 --> 01:32:02,250
I'M GOING. I'M GOING.
2462
01:32:06,054 --> 01:32:06,855
HI.
2463
01:32:06,889 --> 01:32:09,024
EVIE, HI, HI.
2464
01:32:09,057 --> 01:32:11,760
HI. LISTEN, UM...
2465
01:32:11,794 --> 01:32:12,895
BEFORE I UNTIE YOU,
2466
01:32:12,928 --> 01:32:14,763
WHILE I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION,
2467
01:32:14,797 --> 01:32:15,698
I JUST WANTED TO...
2468
01:32:15,731 --> 01:32:18,834
TAKE A MINUTE AND SAY,
YOU KNOW, THAT, UM...
2469
01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:20,302
I KNOW THIS IS
GOING TO BE
2470
01:32:20,335 --> 01:32:22,771
REALLY ROUGH
ON YOU AND DAVE, AND...
2471
01:32:22,805 --> 01:32:25,040
IT'S PROBABLY
GOING TO END UP IN...
2472
01:32:25,073 --> 01:32:27,610
A DIVORCE
FOR THE TWO OF YOU,
2473
01:32:27,643 --> 01:32:29,978
WHICH IS REALLY SAD.
2474
01:32:30,012 --> 01:32:32,047
OK, WHAT I'M THINKING IS,
2475
01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:33,015
WHAT I'M THINKING IS,
2476
01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:35,684
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE HALF
OF DAVE'S MONEY, RIGHT?
2477
01:32:35,718 --> 01:32:38,053
AND I GOT A REALLY
GOOD INVESTMENT FOR YOU,
2478
01:32:38,086 --> 01:32:40,789
A REALLY GOOD PROJECT
THAT I'M WORKING ON.
2479
01:32:40,823 --> 01:32:42,758
IT'S SOMETHING...
2480
01:32:47,229 --> 01:32:48,363
HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
2481
01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:49,598
HEY, HONEY.
2482
01:32:49,632 --> 01:32:50,365
LOOK AT YOU.
2483
01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:51,066
LIKE MY HAIR?
2484
01:32:51,099 --> 01:32:53,001
WOW. OH, YEAH.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
2485
01:32:53,035 --> 01:32:54,369
I'M CRAZY ABOUT IT.
2486
01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:55,270
GREAT.
2487
01:32:55,303 --> 01:32:56,371
YOU HUNGRY?
2488
01:32:56,404 --> 01:32:57,005
YEAH. I'M STARVED.
2489
01:32:57,039 --> 01:32:58,741
CAN WE GO
SOMEPLACE NICE?
2490
01:32:58,774 --> 01:33:01,744
ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
YOU KNOW THAT.
2491
01:33:03,646 --> 01:33:04,412
HI. I'M HENRY.
2492
01:33:04,446 --> 01:33:06,281
HENRY. MARTY.
NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.
2493
01:33:06,314 --> 01:33:07,315
NICE TO MEET YOU.
2494
01:33:07,349 --> 01:33:09,251
DO YOU LIKE
HER NEW HAIR?
2495
01:33:09,284 --> 01:33:10,753
HER HAIR?
2496
01:33:10,786 --> 01:33:12,755
YEAH, YEAH,
I LIKE HER HAIR.
2497
01:33:12,788 --> 01:33:14,623
THANKS.
2498
01:33:14,657 --> 01:33:16,258
NICE MEETING YOU,
HENRY.
2499
01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:17,325
BYE-BYE.
2500
01:33:17,359 --> 01:33:18,126
SEE YOU, HENRY.
2501
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:19,394
YOU LIKE THIS RESTAURANT,
DON'T YOU?
2502
01:33:19,427 --> 01:33:21,897
MM-HMM. YEAH.
ALWAYS DID.
2503
01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:23,165
I KNOW YOU DID.
2504
01:33:23,198 --> 01:33:24,066
YOU KNOW WHAT?
2505
01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:26,334
WE'RE GONNA START
COMING HERE AGAIN A LOT.
2506
01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:29,337
WOW. THAT'D BE NICE.
THANKS.
2507
01:33:29,371 --> 01:33:30,973
GOOD.
2508
01:33:31,006 --> 01:33:33,175
WHAT DID YOU THINK
OF HENRY?
2509
01:33:33,208 --> 01:33:34,710
THE GUY AT YOUR SALON?
2510
01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:35,277
MM-HMM.
2511
01:33:35,310 --> 01:33:36,411
SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY.
2512
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:38,947
DO YOU THINK HE'S
OPENLY BISEXUAL?
2513
01:33:38,981 --> 01:33:42,084
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
OPENLY BISEXUAL?
2514
01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:44,720
WELL, IF I WENT IN THERE
THIS AFTERNOON, AND I WENT,
2515
01:33:44,753 --> 01:33:46,421
"HEY, IS ANYBODY
IN HERE BISEXUAL,"
2516
01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:48,791
WHAT DO YOU THINK
LITTLE HENRY WOULD DO?
2517
01:33:48,824 --> 01:33:50,993
WHAT'S YOUR POINT,
LAURA?
2518
01:33:51,026 --> 01:33:53,361
I THINK HE'D
BE GOOD FOR YOU.
2519
01:33:53,395 --> 01:33:55,898
GOOD FOR ME?
2520
01:33:57,199 --> 01:33:59,101
YOU'RE MESSING
WITH ME, RIGHT?
2521
01:33:59,134 --> 01:34:01,003
YEAH.
2522
01:34:02,370 --> 01:34:04,272
I MIGHT BE.
2523
01:34:04,306 --> 01:34:06,341
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
2524
01:34:06,374 --> 01:34:09,712
* DON'T DO IT,
DON'T DO IT *
2525
01:34:10,345 --> 01:34:12,414
* RUDE BOY
2526
01:34:14,316 --> 01:34:16,719
* GONNA LOVE THAT
2527
01:34:17,820 --> 01:34:18,887
* DON'T WATCH IT
2528
01:34:18,921 --> 01:34:20,455
* RUB IT UP
2529
01:34:20,488 --> 01:34:21,356
* PUSH IT UP
2530
01:34:21,389 --> 01:34:25,694
* WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE *
2531
01:34:25,728 --> 01:34:27,329
* ROCK IT RIGHT
2532
01:34:27,362 --> 01:34:28,831
* THROUGH
THE NIGHT *
2533
01:34:28,864 --> 01:34:32,334
* GIRL, I'M GONNA
MAKE IT MINE, ALL MINE *
2534
01:34:32,367 --> 01:34:34,136
* SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
2535
01:34:34,169 --> 01:34:35,437
* THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
2536
01:34:35,470 --> 01:34:36,204
* MIND WHAT YOU DO
2537
01:34:36,238 --> 01:34:38,874
* BECAUSE YOU MIGHT
GET TOUCHED *
2538
01:34:38,907 --> 01:34:41,810
* 2 WOMEN, 2 WOMEN
THEN THAT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH *
2539
01:34:41,844 --> 01:34:46,014
* YOU KNOW THEM LITTLE GIRLS,
THEY'VE GOT THE SPECIAL TOUCH *
2540
01:34:46,048 --> 01:34:48,316
* RUB IT UP
2541
01:34:48,350 --> 01:34:49,217
* PUSH IT UP
2542
01:34:49,251 --> 01:34:53,221
* WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE *
2543
01:34:53,255 --> 01:34:54,790
* ROCK IT RIGHT
2544
01:34:54,823 --> 01:34:56,124
* THROUGH
THE NIGHT *
2545
01:34:56,158 --> 01:34:59,094
* GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE *
2546
01:34:59,127 --> 01:35:01,229
* DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT
2547
01:35:01,263 --> 01:35:03,331
* GONNA LIKE THAT
2548
01:35:04,132 --> 01:35:06,201
* GONNA LIKE THAT
2549
01:35:07,435 --> 01:35:10,138
* SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
2550
01:35:10,172 --> 01:35:11,774
* SKA LOVER
2551
01:35:11,807 --> 01:35:13,441
* DO IT
2552
01:35:13,475 --> 01:35:14,877
* SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
2553
01:35:14,910 --> 01:35:16,278
* THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
2554
01:35:16,311 --> 01:35:19,314
* WOMAN TO WOMAN,
SAY, YOU GET TOO HOT *
2555
01:35:19,347 --> 01:35:22,818
* HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE,
IT'S A 3-POINT SHOT *
2556
01:35:22,851 --> 01:35:27,289
* SO WHY WON'T YOU DO ME,
'CAUSE YOUR MY BIG CATCH *
2557
01:35:27,322 --> 01:35:28,991
* RUB IT UP
2558
01:35:29,024 --> 01:35:30,225
* PUSH IT UP
2559
01:35:30,258 --> 01:35:33,996
* WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE *
2560
01:35:34,029 --> 01:35:35,463
* ROCK IT RIGHT
2561
01:35:35,497 --> 01:35:36,932
* THROUGH
THE NIGHT *
2562
01:35:36,965 --> 01:35:41,804
* GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE *
2563
01:35:52,881 --> 01:35:54,416
* WATCH THE LINE,
RUDE BOY *
2564
01:35:54,449 --> 01:35:56,351
* RUB IT UP
2565
01:35:56,384 --> 01:35:57,252
* PUSH IT UP
2566
01:35:57,285 --> 01:36:01,356
* WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE *
2567
01:36:01,389 --> 01:36:02,958
* ROCK IT RIGHT
2568
01:36:02,991 --> 01:36:04,292
* THROUGH
THE NIGHT *
2569
01:36:04,326 --> 01:36:08,263
* GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE *
2570
01:36:08,296 --> 01:36:09,898
* RUB IT UP
2571
01:36:09,932 --> 01:36:11,099
* PUSH IT UP
2572
01:36:11,133 --> 01:36:14,870
* WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE *
2573
01:36:14,903 --> 01:36:16,371
* ROCK IT RIGHT
2574
01:36:16,404 --> 01:36:18,206
* THROUGH
THE NIGHT *
2575
01:36:18,240 --> 01:36:19,541
* SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER
2576
01:36:19,574 --> 01:36:21,043
* THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER
2577
01:36:21,076 --> 01:36:24,479
* WOMAN TO WOMAN,
SAY, YOU GET TOO HOT *
2578
01:36:24,512 --> 01:36:27,449
* HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE,
IT'S A 3-POINT SHOT *
2579
01:36:27,482 --> 01:36:32,054
* SO WHY WON'T YOU DO ME,
'CAUSE YOUR MY BIG CATCH *
2580
01:36:32,087 --> 01:36:33,889
* RUB IT UP
2581
01:36:33,922 --> 01:36:35,023
* PUSH IT UP
2582
01:36:35,057 --> 01:36:38,927
* WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE *
2583
01:36:38,961 --> 01:36:40,395
* ROCK IT RIGHT
2584
01:36:40,428 --> 01:36:41,363
* THROUGH
THE NIGHT *
2585
01:36:41,396 --> 01:36:46,334
* GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE *
2586
01:36:57,412 --> 01:36:59,214
* WATCH THE LINE,
RUDE BOY *
2587
01:36:59,247 --> 01:37:01,116
* RUB IT UP
2588
01:37:01,149 --> 01:37:02,017
* PUSH IT UP
2589
01:37:02,050 --> 01:37:06,188
* WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE *
2590
01:37:06,221 --> 01:37:07,555
* ROCK IT RIGHT
2591
01:37:07,589 --> 01:37:08,991
* THROUGH
THE NIGHT *
2592
01:37:09,024 --> 01:37:13,028
* GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE *
2593
01:37:13,061 --> 01:37:14,462
* RUB IT UP
2594
01:37:14,496 --> 01:37:15,864
* PUSH IT UP
2595
01:37:15,898 --> 01:37:19,601
* WIND AND GRIND,
MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE *
2596
01:37:19,634 --> 01:37:21,336
* ROCK IT RIGHT
2597
01:37:21,369 --> 01:37:22,570
* THROUGH
THE NIGHT *
2598
01:37:22,604 --> 01:37:25,874
* GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU MINE, ALL MINE *
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* DON'T DO IT
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TRIMARK HOME VIDEO
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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