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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:04,572 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TRIMARK HOME VIDEO 2 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,398 * ALL NICE AND DECENT PEOPLE 3 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:31,532 * WATCH THE RUDE BOY THING 4 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:34,835 * BECAUSE ONE PLUS TWO EQUALS TROUBLE * 5 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,804 * DO IT 6 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:43,477 * SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER 7 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:46,514 * SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER 8 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:49,350 * DO IT LIKE THAT, DO IT LIKE THAT * 9 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,119 * RUB IT UP 10 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,286 * PUSH IT UP 11 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:56,090 * WIND AND GRIND, MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 12 00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:56,857 * ROCK IT RIGHT 13 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,260 * THROUGH THE NIGHT 14 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,529 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE IT MINE 15 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,596 * ALL MINE 16 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,398 * SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER 17 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:05,333 * THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER 18 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:06,367 * MIND WHAT YOU DO 19 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,469 * BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET TOUCHED * 20 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:12,440 * YOU NEVER GONNA KNOW, YOUR GIRLIE LOVE IT SO MUCH * 21 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,108 * THE REASON WHY 22 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:15,443 * BECAUSE SHE GOT THE SPECIAL TOUCH * 23 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,745 * RUB IT UP 24 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:20,181 * PUSH IT UP 25 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:20,814 * WIND AND GRIND 26 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:22,450 * MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 27 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,352 * ROCK IT RIGHT 28 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,120 * THROUGH THE NIGHT * 29 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:28,856 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE, ALL MINE * 30 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:32,526 * SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER 31 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,163 * SKA LOVER 32 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:38,399 * THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER 33 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,402 * THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER 34 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,338 * SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER 35 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:45,239 * SKA LOVER 36 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,907 * THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER 37 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:47,841 * MIND WHAT YOU DO 38 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,410 * YOU MIGHT GET TOUCHED 39 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:53,147 * PRETTY GIRL, THEY SAY THEY LOVE IT SO MUCH * 40 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,415 * THE SECRET REASON WHY 41 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,917 * BECAUSE THEY GOT THE SPECIAL TOUCH * 42 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,919 * RUB IT UP 43 00:01:58,952 --> 00:01:59,820 * PUSH IT UP 44 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:04,392 * WIND AND GRIND, MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 45 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,627 * ROCK IT RIGHT THROUGH THE NIGHT * 46 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:12,433 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE, ALL MINE * 47 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,567 * NO MATTER, FEEL MY WAISTLINE * 48 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:17,905 * HE'S THE RUDE BOY BECAUSE YOU GOT THE SPECIAL TOUCH * 49 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,707 * SO MIND WHAT YOU DO 50 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:20,741 * SKA LOVER 51 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:21,675 * SKA LOVER 52 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:24,712 * THE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER * 53 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,180 * RUB IT UP 54 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,448 * PUSH IT UP 55 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,416 * WIND AND GRIND 56 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,351 * MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 57 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:31,752 * SKA LOVER 58 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,187 * ROCK IT RIGHT 59 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,388 * THROUGH THE NIGHT 60 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:37,858 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE, ALL MINE * 61 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,727 * RUB IT UP 62 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,295 * PUSH IT UP 63 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:42,430 * WIND AND GRIND 64 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,965 * MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 65 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,534 * ROCK IT RIGHT 66 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:47,901 * THROUGH THE NIGHT * 67 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:52,240 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE, ALL MINE * 68 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:54,675 * THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER 69 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:55,976 * SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER 70 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:56,644 * SKA LOVER 71 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,780 * THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER 72 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:03,317 * WATCH IT, RUDE BOY 73 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:15,429 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 74 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,700 [SIGHS] 75 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,503 OH, DAMN IT. 76 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,304 THIS THING-- 77 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:25,539 IT'S NOT DESIGNED FOR A HUMAN BEING 78 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:26,940 TO POUR COFFEE WITH. 79 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:27,641 YOU GO SIT DOWN. 80 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:29,009 I'LL BRING YOU YOUR BREAKFAST. 81 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,778 IT'S A GAG COFFEE POT. 82 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,980 IT'S OK. 83 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,549 HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE. 84 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,386 I WAS READING ABOUT THIS NEW SEX SCANDAL 85 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:39,953 IN THE STATE CAPITOL. 86 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,455 MMM. 87 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:46,594 SO LAST NIGHT WAS OK, THOUGH? IT WASN'T TOO QUICK? 88 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:47,628 IT WAS NICE. 89 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:50,631 YOU SURE? I GOT SO MUCH ON MY MIND WITH BUSINESS. 90 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,600 IT WAS NICE. IT ALWAYS IS. 91 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:53,867 IT ALWAYS IS? 92 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,703 MM-HMM. 93 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,772 IT ALWAYS IS? 94 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,341 YOU WANT SOME MELON? 95 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,776 SO YOU'RE TOTALLY SATISFIED WITH OUR SEX LIFE? 96 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,413 YEAH, I'M TOTALLY SATISFIED, HONEY. 97 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:06,747 I'LL GET YOU SOME MELON. 98 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,816 AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU WOULD DO DIFFERENT? 99 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:10,418 THERE'S NOTHING, LIKE... 100 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:13,387 NO CHANGES YOU WOULD MAKE? 101 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,656 DIFFERENT? 102 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:16,757 YEAH. 103 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,959 NOTHING YOU WANT TO TRY? 104 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:22,563 TRY THE MELON. IT'S SO GOOD. 105 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:24,898 NOTHING? 106 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,935 HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING? 107 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:31,004 NO. I'M JUST COMPLETELY HAPPY. 108 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,039 YOU ARE? 109 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,541 MM-HMM. 110 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:36,444 TRY THE MELON. IT'S SO GOOD. 111 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,319 Radio jock: HAVE YOU EVER PRACTICED LESBIANISM? 112 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:46,153 Woman: NO, NO. 113 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,555 SO OTHER WOMEN DON'T EXCITE YOU?NO. 114 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:50,491 HAVE THESE LADIES COME ON TO YOU? 115 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,561 UM, IF SO, I DIDN'T NOTICE IT. 116 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:56,597 ARE YOU HAVING LUNCH WITH ME TODAY? 117 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,365 NO. SORRY, DIDI. 118 00:04:57,398 --> 00:05:01,502 MARTY'S TAKING ME TO LUNCH TODAY. 119 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,771 THAT'S OK. I UNDERSTAND. 120 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,607 IF HE CANCELS, THOUGH, I'M STILL AVAILABLE. 121 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,542 YOUR HUSBAND'S TAKING YOU TO LUNCH? 122 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:09,543 THAT'S SWEET. 123 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,546 YEAH, HE IS SWEET. 124 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,585 HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 125 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:18,652 HEY. 126 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:19,587 YOU HUNGRY? 127 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,689 OOH, I'M STARVED. CAN WE GO SOMEPLACE NICE? 128 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:24,925 ANYWHERE YOU WANT. ANYWHERE YOU WANT. 129 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:29,129 DARN. YOU SHOWED. 130 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,466 IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW, I WAS GONNA TAKE HER TO LUNCH. 131 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,369 WELL, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU, DIDI, 132 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,037 BUT I SHOWED. 133 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,071 YES, YOU DID. 134 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,474 I'M NOT GONNA HOLD IT AGAINST YOU, THOUGH, MARTY. 135 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:44,077 HAVE A NICE LUNCH WITH YOUR SEXY-ASS WIFE. 136 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,413 I WILL--HEY. READY? 137 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,146 YEAH, DEFINITELY. 138 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,449 WHAT? YOU'RE MAD. DON'T BE MAD. 139 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,419 THIS IS A NICE RESTAURANT. COME ON, DON'T BE MAD. 140 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:52,486 I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME. 141 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,987 I'M SO BEHIND THE 8 BALL AT WORK. 142 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,590 I MADE THAT DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR YOU TODAY. 143 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:57,658 DON'T FORGET IT, OK? 144 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,826 I CANNOT BELIEVE I GOTTA GO 145 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,694 AND LET THEM PUT A CAMERA IN MY ASS. 146 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:03,163 YOU'RE AT THE AGE WHERE YOU GOTTA DO STUFF LIKE THAT 147 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,231 TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 148 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:06,434 THEY CALLED THE OFFICE. KNOW WHAT THEY WANT TO KNOW? 149 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,402 DO I WANT TO PAY EXTRA AND USE THE SONY? 150 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:12,406 THEY GOT A SONY PRODUCT NOW THAT GOES UP MY ASS. 151 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,775 A SONY ASS-MAN. 152 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:19,913 SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH LITTLE DIDI AT WORK? 153 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,515 ANY NEW LESBIAN STORIES? 154 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:24,051 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK SHE'S A LESBIAN. 155 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,653 I THINK SHE MIGHT BE BISEXUAL. 156 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,688 BISEXUAL. THAT'S BETTER STILL. 157 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,490 WE LIKE BISEXUAL. 158 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:30,057 WE DO? 159 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,492 WE DO. YES, WE DO. OK. 160 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,193 IS SHE OPENLY BISEXUAL? 161 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,463 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "OPENLY BISEXUAL"? 162 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:38,832 I MEAN IS SHE OPENLY BISEXUAL? IF I WENT TO THE SALON, 163 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:40,568 AND I OPENED THE FRONT DOOR, AND I WALKED IN, 164 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:43,804 AND I YELLED OUT, "HEY, ANYBODY HERE BISEXUAL," 165 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:44,672 WHAT WOULD LITTLE DIDI DO? 166 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:47,475 DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT DIDI'S SEXUALITY 167 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:48,542 ALL THE TIME? 168 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:49,543 YES, YES. 169 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,078 YOU'RE TOTALLY OBSESSED BY THIS 170 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,212 EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER. 171 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,346 HEY, SHE'S HOT FOR YOU, LAURA. 172 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,783 IT'S THE END OF THE NINETIES, START OF A NEW MILLENNIUM. 173 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:58,452 EVERYONE'S DOING IT. DON'T BE SO STRAIGHT. 174 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,488 I AM STRAIGHT. 175 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,222 I THINK IT'D BE GOOD FOR YOU. 176 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,090 IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK? 177 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:03,991 I DO. I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU. 178 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,527 I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR US, YOU KNOW? 179 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,394 A LITTLE MéNAGE Ä TROIS 180 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,063 INSIDE THE CONFINES OF A GOOD MARRIAGE. 181 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,032 WHAT HAPPENS IF I LIKE IT? 182 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,233 IF YOU LIKE IT, GREAT. 183 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,968 WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU COME HOME ONE DAY 184 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,671 AND DIDI AND I ARE GOING AT IT IN OUR BEDROOM? 185 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:20,173 WOULDN'T YOU JUST BE A LITTLE BIT HURT? 186 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,074 HURT? NO. 187 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,544 ONLY IF I SMASHED MY FACE ON THE HEADBOARD 188 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,613 DIVING UNDER THE BLANKETS WITH THE TWO OF YOU. 189 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,614 NO, I WOULDN'T BE HURT. 190 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,783 I'D BE THRILLED YOU FOUND A NEW HOBBY YOU LIKE. 191 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,554 Dr. Berman: SEE THAT, HOW CLEAR THAT PICTURE IS? 192 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:36,023 Marty: YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE-- 193 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,525 THE SAME WAY YOU'RE LOOKING AROUND THE OFFICE, 194 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:40,828 I'M LOOKING ALL THE WAY UP IN THE LOWER INTESTINES, 195 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,830 AND THEN THIS CURVES IT AROUND. 196 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:47,501 WOW. AND THIS IS ACTUALLY A JOB YOU WANTED AS A KID, 197 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,570 HUH, JERRY? 198 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:50,838 THAT'S FUNNY. 199 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:52,205 LIE DOWN THERE. 200 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:55,242 WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING IN ABOUT A MINUTE. 201 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,911 KNEES FORWARD IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE. 202 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:58,946 THERE WE ARE. 203 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,981 BE GENTLE. I KNOW THIS COMES AS A BIG SHOCK TO YOU, 204 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,717 BUT I'M NOT REAL EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 205 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:04,752 NO? 206 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,487 THAT MAKES TWO OF US, PAL. 207 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:08,856 THERE WE ARE. 208 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,290 OH, OH, OH, WAIT, WAIT! 209 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,258 OW, OW, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 210 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,193 PULL IT OUT, PULL IT OUT, PULL IT OUT, JERRY! 211 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,294 PULL IT OUT, PULL IT OUT! 212 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,863 HEY, HEY, HEY, 4-YEAR-OLD, 213 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,197 IT'S JUST THE LUBRICANT NOW. 214 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,633 OK? I HAVEN'T STARTED WITH THE PROBE YET. OK? 215 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:23,871 OK. "GENTLE" IS THE BUZZWORD FOR TODAY, OK? 216 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,606 GENTLE, OK? 217 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,907 OHH! 218 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:27,975 GUH! 219 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,109 OHH! 220 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:31,612 EEE! 221 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,881 OHH! 222 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,015 GAH! 223 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,150 [WHIMPERING] 224 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,219 HAVE YOU, UH... 225 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:43,557 SEEN THAT NEW PORSCHE BOXSTER? 226 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:49,196 THAT'S A BEAUTY. 227 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:53,333 GOHHHHH! 228 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,769 [WHIMPERING] 229 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,738 [DOORBELL RINGS] 230 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,272 HEY, JANE. 231 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,308 HI, HOW YOU DOING? 232 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:02,175 GOOD. 233 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,076 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING INTO TOWN. 234 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,245 I'M GOING UP TO SAN FRANCISCO ON BUSINESS, 235 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,580 AND I WAS GONNA COME ON MY WAY BACK, 236 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,582 BUT I DECIDED TO VISIT ON MY WAY UP. 237 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,282 DIDN'T LAURA TELL YOU? 238 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,951 NO, SHE DIDN'T, BUT THAT'S OK. 239 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,721 YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME. YOU KNOW THAT. 240 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,124 WHAT? 241 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,091 NOTHING. 242 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,192 I JUST MISS YOU. 243 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,995 IT'S GREAT TO SEE MY LITTLE BEST FRIEND. 244 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,965 OH, I MISS YOU, TOO. 245 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,173 Laura: OH, I LOVE THIS. 246 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,608 YEAH? JUST GOT IT. 247 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:35,242 YOU DID? 248 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:36,376 YEAH. 249 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,344 SO NOT ME. 250 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,279 MM-MMM. NO. 251 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,282 SO HOW ARE YOUR SCULPTURES DOING? 252 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:43,150 THEY'RE DOING GREAT. 253 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,052 I THINK I HAVE A GALLERY IN SANTA MONICA 254 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,253 WHO WANTS TO SHOW THEM. 255 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:46,920 OHH. 256 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,789 I LOVE THIS ONE. IS THIS NEW? 257 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:52,626 THIS ONE. IT REALLY WORKS ON THE PIANO. 258 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:53,293 YEAH? 259 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,128 YEAH. ISN'T IT GREAT, MARTY? 260 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:55,963 OH, YEAH. 261 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,865 $18,000 WORTH OF LESSONS AND SUPPLIES, 262 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,800 AND WE GET TCHOTCHKIES FOR THE LIVING ROOM. 263 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,302 ARE YOU KIDDING ME, JANE? I'M THRILLED. 264 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:05,072 I DON'T WANT HER HAVING HOBBIES. 265 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,173 MMM. 266 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,275 I WANT IT TO BE ALL ABOUT ME. 267 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,209 ALL ABOUT YOU, HUH? 268 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,913 YOU SHOULD BE MAKING LITTLE SCULPTURES OF ME. 269 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,348 OH, THAT FEELS SO GOOD. 270 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:18,952 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 271 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:20,988 WOW, LOOK AT THIS. 272 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,290 EROTIC FEET MASSAGING. THIS IS GREAT. 273 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,226 THIS IS GOOD AND GAY. I LOVE THIS. 274 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,394 IT IS NOT GAY. WHAT? 275 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,362 CAN YOU IMAGINE ME AND ONE OF MY BUDDIES 276 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:33,366 SITTING ON THIS COUCH RUBBING EACH OTHER'S FEET? 277 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,435 IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT, IS IT? 278 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,437 WOMEN CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR, 279 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,338 AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING. 280 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,341 Laura: IT'S NOT GAY, MARTY. 281 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,310 IT'S GAY, AND I LOVE IT. 282 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,345 I AM NOT INTO WOMEN, OK? BUT IF I WAS, 283 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,414 THIS WOULD DEFINITELY BE MY FIRST STOP, 284 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,116 AND YOU, MY DEAR, WOULD BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE. 285 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:53,186 THAT'S IT. I'M GOING UPSTAIRS TO WRITE TO PENTHOUSE. 286 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,422 IS HE SERIOUS? 287 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,256 OH, HE WOULD LOVE IT 288 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,791 IF I WOULD SLEEP WITH HIM AND A WOMAN. 289 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,993 APPARENTLY IT'S ALL HE AND HIS BUDDIES 290 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:00,994 EVER TALK ABOUT. 291 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,295 WHAT IS IT WITH THESE GUYS 292 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,196 AND THAT STUPID FANTASY? 293 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,032 THEY CAN'T PLEASE ONE WOMAN, LET ALONE 2. 294 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,968 MAYBE THAT'S WHAT THE SECOND WOMAN IS FOR. 295 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,237 DO HALF THE WORK. 296 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,075 Marty: DIVA, THE MAIL COME? 297 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,443 YES. 298 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:20,247 AND I'M SORRY, BUT THEY'RE ALL BILLS, MARTY. 299 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,816 YEAH, WELL, I CAN HANDLE 'EM, OK? 300 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,718 ONCE BILLY FINISHES THIS HOUSE, 301 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,387 THOSE LOTS ARE GONNA SELL LIKE CRAZY. 302 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,256 I'M NOT WORRIED. 303 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,025 NOTHING FAZES YOU, MARTY. 304 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,194 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FAZES ME. 305 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:37,230 YOU MARRYING THAT SKI BUM. THAT'S WHAT FAZES ME. 306 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,098 YEAH, I'LL BET. 307 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:41,301 IT DOES. I'M CONCERNED. CAN'T YOU TELL? 308 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,436 HOW'S HE GONNA SUPPORT YOU, THIS GUY? 309 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,406 WHAT'S THE PAY SCALE FOR THE SKI PATROL? 310 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,108 GUY'S GOT NO FUTURE, DIVA. 311 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:52,079 OH, HE'S GOT A FUTURE. STOP IT. 312 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,146 WITH THE SKI PATROL? 313 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,016 WHAT'S HE GONNA MAKE ONE DAY, SERGEANT? 314 00:11:56,049 --> 00:12:00,387 BEST-CASE SCENARIO, YOU'RE MARRIED TO A MOUNTIE. 315 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,423 SO I GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR AN INVESTOR. 316 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,927 DAVE PEMBROKE. 317 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,861 DAVE PEMBROKE? 318 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,030 FROM MICHIGAN, DAVE PEMBROKE? 319 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,065 I REMEMBER HIM. HE WAS A REAL TOUGH GUY. 320 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,433 WENT AROUND BEATING EVERYBODY'S ASS? 321 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,102 HE WAS IN MY OLDER BROTHER'S GRADE 322 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,171 IN THAT WHOLE CROWD OF GUYS WHO GOT THEIR JOLLIES 323 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,807 OUT OF BEATING PEOPLE UP. 324 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,374 YEAH, WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 325 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,344 NOW HE'S GETTING HIS JOLLIES OUT OF HAVING $30 MILLION. 326 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:28,448 GUY'S GOT 18 FURNITURE STORES IN ORANGE COUNTY. 327 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,416 HEY, TROY. 328 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,383 Billy: YOU GOT MY NOTE? 329 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,153 HEY, SO I INVITED HIM UP FOR SUNDAY FOR BRUNCH. 330 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,222 HE'S COMING TO MY HOUSE SUNDAY FOR BRUNCH. 331 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,090 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 332 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,392 NO, SUNDAY'S NOT GOOD FOR ME. 333 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,961 WHY? WHAT'S SUNDAY? 334 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,930 WHAT'S SUN--WHAT? 335 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:46,433 YOU GOT THAT GIRL COMING IN FROM FRESNO? 336 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,435 YOU KNOW WHAT, BILLY? YOU'RE MARRIED. 337 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,169 YOU GOT 2 KIDS. 338 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,939 WOULD YOU RELAX? I'M HAVING FUN. 339 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,041 HAVING FUN? YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT. 340 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:54,975 I'M NOT GONNA GET CAUGHT. 341 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,543 YOU'RE CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE. 342 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,345 YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT. BILLY, LISTEN TO ME. 343 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,348 YOU'RE IN A SITUATION YOU CAN'T CONTROL. 344 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,516 YOU'RE IN A SITUATION YOU CAN'T CONTROL, 345 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,253 AND SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY, SOMEONE, SOME IDIOT, 346 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,388 IS GONNA SAY THE WRONG THING AT THE WRONG TIME, 347 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,290 AND IT'S GONNA GET BACK TO CAROL. 348 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,925 WOULD YOU RELAX? 349 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,226 NOBODY KNOWS, MARTY. 350 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,527 NOBODY KNOWS? ALL RIGHT. 351 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,363 I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHO KNOWS. 352 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,331 THIS IS GONNA SOUND REALLY CORNY, 353 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,367 AND YOU'RE GONNA TEASE ME LATER ABOUT IT, 354 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,435 BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHO KNOWS. 355 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,838 GOD KNOWS. OK? 356 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:25,672 GOD KNOWS. 357 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,441 GOD DOES NOT KNOW, AND IF HE DOES KNOW, 358 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,509 HE DOESN'T CARE. 359 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,978 HE DOES. HE CARES, OK? 360 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,946 CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE IS NOT COOL. 361 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:33,981 I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 362 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,216 I'M GONNA GET STRUCK DOWN BY A BOLT OF LIGHTNING. 363 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,985 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME? 364 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:38,685 YES, EXACTLY. 365 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,020 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. 366 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,621 AND I HAPPEN TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME 367 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,622 STANDING REAL CLOSE TO YOU. 368 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,358 I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. 369 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,627 DON'T YOU JUDGE ME, OK? 370 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,396 HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE LATELY? 371 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,932 HAVE YOU SEEN CAROL LATELY?YES. 372 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,100 SHE'S FAT. 373 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:53,934 SHE'S NOT FAT. 374 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,335 SHE'S FAT. SHE'S NOT INTO SEX ANYMORE. 375 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,937 ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS EAT. 376 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,338 I'M A MAN. I GOT MY NEEDS. 377 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,107 I HAVE NEEDS, TOO, AND RIGHT NOW 378 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,543 THE TOP OF MY NEEDS LIST IS YOU TO BE AT MY HOUSE 379 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,880 FOR BRUNCH ON SUNDAY, OK? 380 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,081 MARTY'S ALL ON MY CASE 381 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,383 ABOUT GOING TO THIS BRUNCH AT HIS HOUSE. 382 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,318 BRUNCH? 383 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,420 YEAH. HE'S MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT, TOO. 384 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,454 THAT'S A JEW THING, BRUNCH. 385 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:17,157 THEY CAN'T DECIDE IF THEY WANT BREAKFAST OR LUNCH, 386 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,225 SO THEY HAVE BOTH. 387 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,027 I CAN'T WAIT TILL HE HEARS THE GOSSIP. 388 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,063 HE'S GONNA LOVE IT. HE'S GOT A THING FOR HER. 389 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,098 HE'S GOT A THING FOR DIVA, HIS ASSISTANT? 390 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:25,832 HE WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT, 391 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,634 BUT HE'S DYING TO JUST TAKE HER. 392 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,969 SO WHY DOESN'T HE JUST DO IT? 393 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,004 BECAUSE FOR ONE REASON, SHE'S ENGAGED. 394 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,041 AND ALSO BECAUSE HE'S VERY HUNG UP 395 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,075 ABOUT NOT SCREWING AROUND. 396 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,045 THE GUY'S VERY STRAIGHT THAT WAY. 397 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,079 I DON'T GET THAT. 398 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,581 EUROPEAN MEN, THEY'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR CENTURIES. 399 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,682 IT DOESN'T MAKE 'EM ASSHOLES. 400 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,019 A GUY IN AMERICA, HE GETS A LITTLE ACTION ON THE SIDE, 401 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,122 THEY LABEL HIM AN ASSHOLE. I DO NOT GET THAT. 402 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,925 AND I BLAME THE PILGRIM-- THE PILGRIM MEN. 403 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,127 BACK IN THE BEGINNING OF OUR SOCIETY, 404 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,696 THEY GOT ALL RELIGIOUS AND PURITANICAL, 405 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,933 AND THEY FUCKED THE WHOLE THING UP. 406 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,268 THEY GAVE AWAY DEAL POINTS 407 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,503 THEY HAD NO BUSINESS GIVING AWAY. 408 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,704 WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT? 409 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,507 I SHOULD HAVE NEGOTIATED THAT DEAL. 410 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,608 WE'D ALL BE GETTING LAID. 411 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,043 GENTLEWOMEN, WHAT'S UP? 412 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,044 ABOUT TIME. 413 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:11,878 HOW ARE YOU? 414 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,346 I'M GOOD. YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR LITTLE 415 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,415 SCHEDULING PROBLEM FOR THE BRUNCH? 416 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,349 SEE? 417 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,952 I'M NOT GOING TO BRUNCH WITH DAVE PEMBROKE. 418 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,954 THE GUY'S A REPUBLICAN. 419 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:21,821 BIG DEAL, HE'S A REPUBLICAN. 420 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,391 SO AM I WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR AN INVESTOR. 421 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,493 WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THE GOOD GOSSIP. 422 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,460 WHAT'S THE GOOD GOSSIP? 423 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,362 IF IT'S COMING FROM YOU, MURPHY, IT'S BULLSHIT. 424 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,632 IT'S ABOUT YOUR ASSISTANT DIVA. 425 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,034 WHAT ABOUT DIVA? 426 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,102 THE GUY THAT SOLD CAR PHONES 427 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:38,438 TO ERIC KILDRAN'S COMPANY WENT TO COLLEGE WITH HER. 428 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,674 WAS IN HER DORM. SAID SHE SPENT A FAIR AMOUNT OF TIME 429 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,411 ON THE FRONT LINE. SAW A LOT OF ACTION. 430 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:48,548 SO, WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 431 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,383 GUESS. 432 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,751 SHE DID A 2-WAY. 433 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,486 BETTER. 434 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,423 SHE DID A GANG-BANG. IT'S COMING FROM ERIC KILDRAN. 435 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,257 I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD 436 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,159 THAT COMES OUT OF ERIC KILDRAN'S MOUTH. 437 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,261 GIRLS. 438 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,496 SHE DID GIRLS. 439 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,765 SHE DID GIRLS? 440 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,766 SHE DID GIRLS? 441 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,401 THIS IS TRUE? 442 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:11,404 DIVA DID GIRLS IN COLLEGE? 443 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,172 Laura: AND YOU BELIEVE IT? 444 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,206 YOU BELIEVE THAT THAT STORY'S TRUE? 445 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,177 I BELIEVE IT, OK? ERIC KILDRAN'S A LOT OF THINGS, 446 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,447 BUT THE GUY'S NOT A LIAR. 447 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,082 SHE'S YOUNG. 448 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,350 YOUNG GIRLS... 449 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,352 THEY'RE ALL INTO IT NOWADAYS. 450 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,686 IT'S BECOME VERY FASHIONABLE. 451 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,321 YEAH, WELL, FOR ME, IT HASN'T. 452 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,057 WILL YOU CUT IT OUT WITH THE COOKIES? 453 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,324 CHOLESTEROL. 454 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,392 ONE COOKIE. 455 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,527 WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS? 456 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,396 LUCIA'S GETTING SO LAZY. 457 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,366 SHE PUTS THE BOWLS AWAY WITHOUT DRYING THEM. 458 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,500 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING? 459 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,569 I'M THINKING IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU. 460 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,038 A GOOD LITTLE LIFE LESSON. 461 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:45,772 FOR ME? 462 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:49,142 YEAH. OPEN YOU UP A LITTLE BIT. 463 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,743 THINK IT'D BE FUN. 464 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,279 OH, I'M SURE IT WOULD BE FOR YOU. 465 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,781 I BET YOU WOULD BE HAVING A LOT OF FUN. 466 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,450 HAVING A LOT OF FUN. 467 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,120 YOU'RE THE ONE ALWAYS SAYING YOU WANT TO... 468 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,721 DO THINGS THAT ARE GOOD FOR THE MARRIAGE. 469 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,791 YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT HOBBIES AND PROJECTS AND SHIT. 470 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:05,592 THAT'S WHAT THIS WOULD BE. 471 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:09,462 THIS WOULD BE LIKE A BONDING THING. 472 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,731 HOW STUPID DO I LOOK TO YOU? 473 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,766 ALL RIGHT, SO I TOOK A SHOT. 474 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:18,105 HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORE DINNER? I'M STARVED. 475 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,408 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE ALREADY EATEN DINNER. 476 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:25,512 I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO MY HUSBAND FOR 30 YEARS. 477 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,347 WOW. THAT'S GREAT. 478 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,348 IT'S A MIRACLE. 479 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,584 IT'S A MIRACLE THAT SOMETIME IN THE LAST 30 YEARS 480 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,187 I DIDN'T KILL HIM IN HIS SLEEP, 481 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,823 JUMP ON A PLANE AND NOT COME BACK. 482 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,392 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? 483 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,227 6 YEARS. 484 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,295 6 YEARS. THAT'S NICE. GONNA HAVE KIDS? 485 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:46,166 YEAH, YEAH, I THINK WE WILL. 486 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,102 HAVE ALL THE FUN YOU CAN WHILE YOU CAN. 487 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,471 DO IT NOW. GET IT OUT OF THE WAY. 488 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,540 ALL THE SPENDING AND THE TRAVELING 489 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,476 AND THE NUTTINESS, JUST DO IT ALL. 490 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,311 DO IT ALL BEFORE THE KIDS COME. 491 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:01,414 'CAUSE AFTER THE KIDS COME, THERE'S NO MORE FUN. 492 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,384 COME ON. YOU LOVE YOUR KIDS, RIGHT? 493 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,119 NOT TODAY. 494 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,888 I DON'T LOVE ANYBODY TODAY... 495 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,757 EXCEPT YOU. 496 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,459 I LOVE MY HAIRDRESSER. 497 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,495 Marty: OH, OH, OH, OHH! 498 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,505 MMM. 499 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,406 AHH. 500 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,574 WAS THAT OK? 501 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,675 YEAH, IT WAS. 502 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:29,676 IT WAS? 503 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,677 OH, YEAH. 504 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,746 GOOD. IT STILL IS TO ME. I GOTTA TELL YOU, LAURA. 505 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,782 I STILL LOOK DOWN WHEN I'M ON TOP OF YOU, 506 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,350 AND I WONDER HOW THE HELL I GOT INTO BED 507 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,386 WITH A WOMAN AS GOOD-LOOKING AS YOU. 508 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,320 OH, MARTY. 509 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,454 I DO. AFTER ALL THIS TIME, 510 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:45,692 I STILL THINK YOU'RE GONNA OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP AT ME, 511 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,394 AND YELL FOR A COP. 512 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,596 OH, MARTY, SHUT UP. 513 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,635 SEE WHAT I'M SAYING, THOUGH? 514 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,505 WE HAVE SEX, AND WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO? 515 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:02,209 YOU WASH UP. HOW DOES THAT WORK? 516 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,545 SO THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT, HUH? 517 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,748 FOR ME TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND ANOTHER WOMAN. 518 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,918 YEAH, YEAH. 519 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:12,485 OH, YEAH. 520 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,387 YEAH, I'D LIKE IT A LOT. 521 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,523 AND YOU WANT ME TO KISS HER AND... 522 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,325 AND, YOU KNOW, 523 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,859 Both: GO DOWN ON HER? 524 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,861 YEAH. I MEAN, IF YOU WANTED TO. 525 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,331 IF YOU WANTED TO GO DOWN ON HER. 526 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,698 I DON'T KNOW. 527 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,268 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD. 528 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,101 WHAT? 529 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,470 I DO IT ALL THE TIME. IT'S NOT SO BAD. 530 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:34,341 PLUS YOU HAVE THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE. 531 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,408 WHAT'S THAT? 532 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,243 THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE. 533 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,910 THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE. THINK ABOUT IT. 534 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,813 YOU'RE A WOMAN. YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE. 535 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,350 YOU COULD DO IT BETTER THAN ME, BLINDFOLDED, 536 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,219 YOUR FIRST TIME OUT, ON MY BEST NIGHT EVER, 537 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:50,523 WHICH WAS, YOU KNOW, LAST APRIL AT THE CABIN. 538 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,525 RIGHT? REMEMBER? YOU COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT. 539 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,528 YOU COULD BE BETTER THAN ME LAST APRIL AT THE CABIN. 540 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,396 I COULD? 541 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,431 YOU COULD, FIRST TIME OUT, 542 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,532 BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE. 543 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,369 THAT'S MY WHOLE THEORY ON WHY WOMEN ARE ALL OF A SUDDEN 544 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,672 GETTING INTO OTHER WOMEN IN THE FIRST PLACE. 545 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,440 YEAH? WHAT'S THAT THEORY? 546 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,541 HUMAN NATURE. 547 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,543 EVERYBODY LIKES TO DO SOMETHING THAT THEY'RE GOOD AT. 548 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,378 EVERYONE LIKES TO EXCEL. 549 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,413 WELL, NOW WOMEN ARE FINDING SOMETHING 550 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,649 THAT THEY'RE REALLY GOOD AT, REALLY EASILY, REALLY FAST, 551 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,918 AND THEY'RE REALLY ENJOYING IT. 552 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,453 AND IT'S THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE. 553 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:24,791 I THINK YOU WOULD BE SOMEBODY THAT WOULD BENEFIT 554 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,261 FROM THE HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE. 555 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,597 [GARGLING] 556 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,400 I JUST COULDN'T DO IT WITH A STRANGER. 557 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,535 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, OK? 558 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,569 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 559 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,704 AND I'M NOT GONNA DO IT 560 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,406 WITH YOUR ASSISTANT DIVA, ALL RIGHT? 561 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:43,310 YOU DO NOT GET TO SCREW YOUR ASSISTANT DIVA. 562 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,043 FINE. 563 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,612 DIVA'S OFF THE LIST. FORGET DIVA. 564 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,681 I LOVE THE FACT THAT WE'RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. 565 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:49,649 I BET YOU DO. 566 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,352 WHAT ABOUT DIDI, THE LITTLE GIRL AT YOUR SALON? 567 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,422 COME ON, MARTY. I HAVE TO WORK WITH HER. 568 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,623 PART-TIME. 569 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,459 YOU WORK WITH HER PART-TIME. SHE'S PERFECT. 570 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,494 YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE A STRANGER. 571 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,796 WE KNOW HER, BUT WE DON'T REALLY KNOW HER. 572 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:07,300 SHE'S CUTE, TOO, YOU KNOW, ANYWAY, 573 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,670 AND YOU KNOW SHE'S INTO THIS KIND OF THING, SO... 574 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:14,507 YEAH. I LIKE DIDI, I DO. SHE'S SWEET. 575 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,508 I LIKE DIDI, TOO. 576 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,445 PUT DIDI RIGHT ON TOP OF THE LIST. 577 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,879 OPERATION: DIDI. 578 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:23,450 WE CALL HER UP, WE HAVE HER FOR DINNER. 579 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,617 IF IT WORKS OUT, GREAT. 580 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,920 IF IT DOESN'T, I'LL DO THE DISHES. 581 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,563 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 582 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,537 HI. HI. 583 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:45,572 HI, DIDI. 584 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,506 HOW ARE YOU? 585 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,807 GOOD. COME ON IN. 586 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,809 OOH, SORRY. 587 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,849 YOU DID THESE? 588 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,885 YEAH, I DID. 589 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:03,022 GOD. LAURA, THEY'RE WONDERFUL. 590 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,358 THANK YOU. 591 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,795 DO YOU LIKE MY PERFUME? 592 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,531 ROSES. 593 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,966 YEAH. 594 00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,439 MARTY! 595 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:27,747 SO, DIDI, IT'S GREAT THAT YOU FINALLY CAME OVER, 596 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,417 BECAUSE LAURA HAS BEEN WANTING TO HAVE YOU FOR DINNER 597 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:33,420 FOR THE LONGEST TIME. AM I RIGHT, LAURA? 598 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:34,220 YOU KNOW, MARTY, 599 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,155 I DON'T THINK WE NEED ANY MORE WINE. 600 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,924 DRUNK--DRINKS. 601 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,393 DRINKS? OH, DRUNK. 602 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,127 LET'S GET DRUNK. 603 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,028 DRUNK. LET'S GET DRUNK. 604 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,864 HARD DRINKS. FINE. I GOT A BIG JUG OF RUM. 605 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:45,898 DOES THAT SOUND GOOD? 606 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,767 I LOVE RUM. RUM AND COKE. 607 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,669 I'M DANGEROUS ON RUM AND COKE. 608 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,638 [IMITATES BUZZER] WE HAVE A WINNER. 609 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:52,605 IT'S RUM AND COKE. 610 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:53,506 YOU HEAR THAT, HONEY? 611 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,875 SHE'S DANGEROUS ON RUM AND COKE, THIS ONE. 612 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,410 Didi: IS HE ALWAYS THIS FUNNY? 613 00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:58,811 Laura: HA HA, NOT ALWAYS. 614 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:01,981 SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM, DIDI, CHICAGO OR SOMETHING? 615 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,983 Didi: I'M FROM ALL OVER. 616 00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,118 ALL OVER. WOW. 617 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,588 YUP. I'M AN ARMY BRAT. 618 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:11,924 ARMY BRAT. THAT IS INTENSE. TELL US ABOUT IT. 619 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:16,929 WELL, I LIVED WITH MY DAD UNTIL I WAS 14, 620 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:20,032 AND THEN OUT OF NOWHERE I MET MY MOM AGAIN, 621 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:20,933 AND I LIVED WITH HER 622 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:23,903 UNTIL WE DECIDED THAT WE HATED EACH OTHER. 623 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:27,507 AND THEN I JUST SORT OF HITCHHIKED AROUND 624 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,577 FOR A LITTLE WHILE UNTIL I WAS 17, 625 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:31,444 AND I MET THIS WOMAN 626 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:34,447 WHO I MOVED TO FLORIDA WITH FOR 3 YEARS, 627 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:37,750 BUT IT DIDN'T REALLY WORK OUT, 628 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:41,087 BECAUSE SHE WAS SORT OF IN LOVE WITH ME, 629 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:41,854 AND I GUESS, TO BE HONEST, 630 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:44,591 I JUST REALLY ENJOYED FUCKING HER. 631 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,559 [CRASH] 632 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,828 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 633 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,830 I LOVE THIS MUSIC. 634 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:54,233 GREAT. LET ME TELL YOU THIS STORY. 635 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,536 IT'S SO NICE OUT HERE. 636 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,237 I FEEL LIKE DANCING. 637 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,474 * HAPPY, MELLOW THE SOUND * 638 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:05,645 * ALL MY FRIENDS KEEP SHOUTING ROUND * 639 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:10,483 WOW, DIDI, YOU SHOULD BE A PROFESSIONAL DANCER. 640 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:11,884 SHE SHOULD. 641 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:15,221 DOESN'T ANYBODY WANT TO DANCE WITH ME? 642 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,490 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DANCE. 643 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,659 LOOK AT ME. 644 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,528 OH, YEAH. 645 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,630 [LAUGHS] 646 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,732 OH, SORRY. 647 00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,736 YOU'RE SCARING ME NOW. 648 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:30,503 WOW. 649 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,505 LAURA, COME UP HERE. LOOK AT THIS. 650 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:34,541 Didi: LAURA, COME DANCE. 651 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:37,610 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 652 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,946 * I DON'T KNOW 653 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,282 LAURA WANTS TO DANCE. YOU WERE SAYING THIS MORNING, 654 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:46,052 "IF DIDI WANTS TO DANCE TONIGHT, 655 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,521 I WANNA DANCE SO BAD." 656 00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:51,991 * BUT I DON'T KNOW 657 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:54,026 * I DON'T KNOW 658 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:58,531 * WELL, I DON'T KNOW 659 00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:03,302 * OOH, I DON'T KNOW 660 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,237 * HEY, LADY 661 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:07,540 * TELL ME 662 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:11,544 * TELL ME SOMETHING 663 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:16,549 * TO MAKE ME FEEL ALL RIGHT * 664 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:19,018 * HOLD ON 665 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:22,889 * I'M A BIT CONCERNED 666 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:28,595 * WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 667 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:30,296 * TONIGHT 668 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:33,900 * TONIGHT 669 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:35,802 * TELL ME 670 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:36,836 * OOH 671 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,905 DIDI, JUST STAY THERE. 672 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,773 I JUST NEED MARTY TO HELP ME 673 00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:43,009 WITH SOMETHING IN THE KITCHEN. 674 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,777 MARTY! 675 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,315 WHAT'S UP? WE HAVING FUN? 676 00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:51,618 NO, NO, HONEY, NO. 677 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:52,418 YES, YES. 678 00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:54,153 I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A BIG MISTAKE. 679 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:56,989 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST CALL IT A NIGHT, OK? 680 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:58,591 CALL IT A NIGHT? YEAH. 681 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,993 NO, WE DON'T WANT TO CALL IT A NIGHT. 682 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:01,894 WE DON'T? 683 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,062 WE'RE HAVING FUN. 684 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:03,830 WE ARE? 685 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:06,633 YES. SHE'S HOT FOR YOU, THIS GIRL. 686 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:09,301 OH, GOD. I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 687 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:12,171 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? 688 00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:15,842 LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MILLIONTH OF A SECOND. 689 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:16,609 YES! 690 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:18,077 ARE YOU KIDDING? WE'RE HAVING FUN. 691 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,211 WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME. 692 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,247 COME ON, HEY. YOU OK? 693 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,349 YEAH. JUST FILL THIS UP, OK? 694 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:27,319 Didi: HEY, GUYS, IS IT OK IF I GO SWIMMING? 695 00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:30,623 YEAH, YES, GO SWIMMING! ARE YOU KIDDING? 696 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,825 OUR POOLO ES SU POOLO. 697 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,795 Didi: LAURA, IS HE ALWAYS THIS FUNNY? 698 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,697 OH, YEAH! 699 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:40,366 SO WE GOT TO-- 700 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:41,267 HEY. 701 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:44,070 I GOT A LITTLE BOOZE HERE. 702 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,805 ARE YOU COMING IN? 703 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:48,174 COMING IN? UH, YEAH. 704 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:49,241 OH! 705 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,176 YEAH, YEAH. 706 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:52,278 ARE WE GOING IN? 707 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:54,380 I THINK WE SHOULD GO IN. LET'S GO IN. 708 00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,716 I'M GONNA GET A SWIMSUIT. 709 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:57,917 GO GET A SWIMSUIT. 710 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,118 AND SO ARE YOU. 711 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:02,121 OK. WE'RE GONNA GET A SWIMSUIT, 712 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:06,693 AND YOU JUST TROLL AROUND A LITTLE BIT. 713 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:12,431 HELLO. 714 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,366 HELLO. 715 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,872 HELLO. 716 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,408 HELLO. 717 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:24,143 HEY. 718 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:28,047 HELLO, BABE. 719 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,216 HEY, HEY. 720 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:31,317 HELLO. 721 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,319 TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE. 722 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,387 CAN I BORROW MY WIFE? 723 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:36,288 YEAH. 724 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:39,826 CAN I BORROW MY LITTLE WIFE FOR A MINUTE? 725 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:40,893 MMM. 726 00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:45,031 COME OVER HERE, WILL YOU? 727 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:49,401 Didi: THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN. 728 00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:52,204 I WANT ONE. 729 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:53,940 Marty: YOU WANT A RIDE? 730 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,108 Laura: DIDI. 731 00:27:56,142 --> 00:28:00,446 OK, WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR RIDE. 732 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,985 DID I GIVE YOU YOUR RIDE, BABY? 733 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,186 Laura: YEAH. 734 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:08,487 OK. WE'LL PUT YOU UP HERE, 735 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,389 AND YOU CAN NURSE YOUR DRINK, 736 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,825 'CAUSE WE KNOW WHAT YOUR PRIORITIES ARE TONIGHT. 737 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:18,264 AND, DIDI, YOU HOP-- OH, DIDI, DIDI. 738 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,832 OHH. 739 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,700 OK. 740 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:26,038 Marty: MMM. 741 00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,311 TAKE ME BACK TO LAURA. 742 00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:33,946 I WANT ONE FROM LAURA. 743 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,447 YOU WANT A RIDE FROM LAURA? 744 00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:37,283 UH-HUH. 745 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:04,310 HEY, WHAT? 746 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,115 LAURA, WHAT? 747 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,963 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? 748 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,364 WHAT HAPPENED DOWN THERE, SWEETIE? 749 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:26,465 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 750 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:29,802 IT JUST GOT TOO REAL OR SOMETHING. 751 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:33,139 I DON'T KNOW. I FELT STUPID. 752 00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:35,908 HEY, HEY, YOU'RE NOT STUPID. 753 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,476 YOU'RE NOT. 754 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:41,280 I'M THE STUPID ONE. THIS WAS A MISTAKE. 755 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:44,350 THIS WAS A MISTAKE. I'M SORRY. 756 00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,052 IT'S OK. 757 00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:47,820 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 758 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:48,821 Didi: LAURA. 759 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,222 [WHISPERING] I'll send her home. 760 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:51,357 I'll say good night. 761 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:53,459 No, no, no. I'll talk to her. 762 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:55,828 Let me talk to her. 763 00:29:58,931 --> 00:29:59,899 HEY. 764 00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:00,532 HI. 765 00:30:00,566 --> 00:30:01,868 LOOK, I'M SORRY 766 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:04,937 IF I DID ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BADLY. 767 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:08,107 IT'S JUST THAT YOU BOTH MADE ME FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE, 768 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:11,210 AND I REALLY HAVEN'T FELT VERY COMFORTABLE AROUND ANYONE 769 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:14,380 FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, AND... 770 00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:18,550 YOU'RE--GOD, YOU'RE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL... 771 00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:21,120 AND GREAT. 772 00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:25,958 SHOULD I GO HOME? 773 00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:31,830 CAN I COME IN, THEN? 774 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:35,968 YEAH. 775 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:39,371 YEAH, YOU CAN COME IN, YEAH. 776 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,411 YOU LIKE ME, RIGHT? 777 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:46,412 MM-HMM. 778 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,547 RIGHT, DIDI? 779 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,525 * MAN 780 00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:03,295 * YOU KNOW I DONE ENJOYED THINGS * 781 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:09,335 * THAT KINGS AND QUEENS WILL NEVER HAVE * 782 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:14,941 * IN FACT, KINGS AND QUEENS CAN'T NEVER GET * 783 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:20,446 * AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT * 784 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,651 * AND GOOD TIMES 785 00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:29,421 * MM-MMM 786 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:49,708 * I HAVE HAD MY FUN 787 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:53,512 TAKE THIS OFF. TAKE THIS OFF. 788 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:59,451 * IF I NEVER GET WELL NO MORE 789 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:09,495 * I HAVE HAD MY FUN 790 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:17,069 * IF I NEVER GET WELL NO MORE 791 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:21,040 [ALL MOANING] 792 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:31,250 OK. 793 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,218 OHH. 794 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:33,352 THAT WAS GOOD. 795 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,021 [WOMEN CONTINUE MOANING] 796 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:37,123 WOW. THAT WAS GOOD. 797 00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:40,426 WOW. THAT WAS GOOD. 798 00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,099 WILD. 799 00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:49,668 YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOCK IT OFF FOR A LITTLE BIT 800 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:52,071 AND GO DOWN AND GET A DRINK? 801 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:53,272 [MOANING CONTINUES] 802 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,074 I GUESS NOT. 803 00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:58,377 WOW. LOOK AT THAT. 804 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:03,415 WOW. THAT'S WHAT THAT FLAP IS FOR. 805 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:07,086 WOW. 806 00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,754 ALL RIGHT, WELL... 807 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:11,157 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, OK? I'LL BE BACK. 808 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:15,061 I'M GOING TO GO DOWNSTAIRS AND GET A DRINK, OK? 809 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:17,329 GET A DRINK. 810 00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:18,430 JUST GET A DRINK. 811 00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:20,699 DO A COUPLE HUNDRED PUSH-UPS. 812 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,469 [MOANING LOUDLY] 813 00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:29,408 * UHH 814 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:32,478 * OH, SUKI, SUKI, NOW 815 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:33,445 * HEY 816 00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:34,580 * UHH 817 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,415 * COME ON, BABY 818 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,217 * HEY THERE, SUGAR DARLIN' 819 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:41,053 * LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' * 820 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:45,424 * GIRL, I'VE BEEN TRYIN' TO SAY * 821 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:48,394 * YOU LOOK SO SWEET 822 00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:49,395 MURPHY, CAN'T TELL MURPHY. 823 00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:52,398 DAMN. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN. 824 00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:54,166 DAMN. 825 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:56,335 MM. 826 00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:59,805 [LINE RINGS] 827 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:02,341 HI. HEY, HEY. HI. 828 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,410 UH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 829 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:05,344 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 830 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:10,249 MY WIFE RIGHT NOW IS UPSTAIRS IN MY BEDROOM, 831 00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:10,949 MY BEDROOM, 832 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:14,653 WITH LITTLE DIDI, LITTLE DIDI, 833 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,088 THE HOTTIE AT WORK, 834 00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:20,126 AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE TEARING INTO EACH OTHER 835 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:21,460 LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. 836 00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:22,194 YEAH, YEAH. 837 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:24,130 IT GETS BETTER, IT GETS BETTER. 838 00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,831 I'M UP THERE, I'M PART OF THE PACKAGE. 839 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:29,568 YEAH. NO. I'M JUST TAKING A BREAK. 840 00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,170 WHAT? 841 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:32,003 WHAT? NO. 842 00:34:32,037 --> 00:34:33,472 NO, NO. I DON'T WANT TO ORDER A PIZZA. 843 00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:36,842 I WAS JUST CALLING-- I HAD TO TELL THAT TO SOMEONE. 844 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,478 * HEY THERE, SUGAR DARLIN' * 845 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:41,447 * COME ON, GIVE ME SOMETHIN' * 846 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,351 * GIRL, I'VE BEEN NEEDIN' FOR DAYS * 847 00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:47,219 [MOANING] 848 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:49,121 HEY. 849 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:51,323 [LOUD MOANING] 850 00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:53,492 HEY, YOU GUYS. 851 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,761 WOW. HEY. 852 00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:56,462 HI, DIDI. 853 00:34:56,495 --> 00:35:00,266 MARTY'S BACK. YOU'RE IN HEAT. 854 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:03,835 * WE DON'T NEED NO COMPANY * 855 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:09,208 * NO OTHER MAN, NO OTHER GIRL * 856 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:13,145 OH, SHIT. DAMN. 857 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:18,750 HEY. 858 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,386 HI. HI. 859 00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:21,920 HI. 860 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:22,854 BYE. 861 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,390 YOU LEAVIN'? 862 00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:26,492 OK, WELL, UM... 863 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:28,260 THANKS. I MEAN-- 864 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:28,927 THANK YOU. 865 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,897 YEAH, YOU, TOO. I MEAN, BYE. 866 00:35:31,930 --> 00:35:34,866 THANK YOU. SEE YA. 867 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,569 BYE. 868 00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:40,739 HEY. 869 00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:41,940 HEY, HEY. 870 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,342 HOW YOU DOIN'? 871 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,243 DID YOU SLEEP WELL? 872 00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:46,512 YEAH, I DID. HOW ABOUT YOU? 873 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:48,414 I HAD A GOOD SLEEP. 874 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:49,014 YEAH? 875 00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:51,450 YEAH. I FEEL SO RESTED. 876 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:53,419 SO ARE YOU OK? OK? 877 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:55,487 EVERYTHING OK WITH LAST NIGHT? 878 00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:57,556 YEAH, I'M OK. ARE YOU OK? 879 00:35:57,589 --> 00:36:01,360 ME? OH, YEAH, I'M, I'M VERY OK, 880 00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:02,394 ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE OK. 881 00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:03,962 OH, YEAH, I AM. I AM. 882 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,731 YOU KNOW WHAT LAST NIGHT WAS? 883 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,766 I THINK IT WAS EDUCATIONAL. 884 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,401 EDUCATIONAL. IT WAS EDUCATIONAL. 885 00:36:09,435 --> 00:36:11,337 YOU SEE? I LOVE TO HEAR YOU 886 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,471 USE THE WORD "EDUCATIONAL." 887 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,472 THAT'S GREAT. YOU SEE? 888 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:18,477 YOU WERE WORRIED, BUT-- AND NOW YOU'RE EDUCATED. 889 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:19,378 OH, YEAH. 890 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:20,045 YEAH. 891 00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,547 DO YOU WANT SOME BREAKFAST? 892 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:24,483 I AM GOING TO HAVE A GIANT BREAKFAST. 893 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,219 SO EVERYTHING'S OK? I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. 894 00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:29,355 NO WEIRDNESS, NOTHING? 895 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:30,822 NO WEIRDNESS TODAY OR ANYTHING? 896 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:31,957 OH, NO, I'M COOL. 897 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,426 [SIGHS] NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN 898 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:37,363 BY THE HOME-COURT-ADVANTAGE THING. 899 00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:38,364 WOW. 900 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,299 Woman on radio: MY SCENE'S DONE AT MY APARTMENT. 901 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:41,433 Radio jock: YOUR ACTUAL APARTMENT? 902 00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:42,668 YEAH, UNDER MY FIRE ESCAPE. 903 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:45,637 AND I HAVE ANOTHER SCENE, A LESBIAN SCENE, 904 00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:46,705 WHICH YOU WILL LOVE. 905 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:48,474 OH, I MOST CERTAINLY WILL. 906 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:49,241 GIRLS. 907 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,976 HEY, YOU BEEN OUT TO THE SITE YET? 908 00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:53,412 THE SITE? NO. I HAVE NOT BEEN TO THE SITE. 909 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,681 JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU SAW THE CHANGES I MADE 910 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,249 IN THE KITCHEN FLOOR PLAN. 911 00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:58,116 NO. I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM. 912 00:36:58,149 --> 00:36:59,651 'CAUSE, UM, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY, 913 00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:00,752 YOU'RE GONNA SAY IT COSTS TOO MUCH, 914 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,488 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, MARTY? I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, 915 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:03,555 AND IT AIN'T ALL ABOUT MONEY. 916 00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:05,757 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY, 917 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:08,360 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY, 918 00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:09,361 'CAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT-- 919 00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:10,796 IT AIN'T ALL ABOUT MONEY. 920 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,764 WHAT'S HIS DEAL? WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? 921 00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:14,400 YOU FIGHTING WITH YOUR WIFE AGAIN? 922 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:16,568 SHE HAS BURROWED HER WAY UP 923 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:17,469 INSIDE MY ASSHOLE. 924 00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:19,271 BEING MARRIED IS VERY TOUGH. 925 00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:21,740 YES, IT IS, BUT IT'S ONLY AS TOUGH AS YOU MAKE IT. 926 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,575 IT'S ONLY AS TOUGH AS YOU MAKE IT. 927 00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:26,812 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU GUYS ARE HAVING TROUBLES AT HOME? 928 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,447 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 929 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,315 WHY? 930 00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,717 YOU'RE NOT SHAKING IT UP. 931 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,518 EXCUSE ME? 932 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,620 THAT'S ALL WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. 933 00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:35,821 SHAKE IT UP. 934 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:36,955 SHAKE IT UP? 935 00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:39,625 YES, YES. SHAKE IT UP. 936 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:42,561 YOU'RE THE MAN. THAT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 937 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,929 THE WOMEN WANT TO BE LED. 938 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:46,798 THEY WANT TO BE TAUGHT NEW TRICKS, OK? 939 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:48,434 THEY WANT TO BE SHAKEN UP. 940 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,636 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 941 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:51,370 [SCOFFS] 942 00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:54,873 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU GOING HOME 943 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:56,442 AND YOU GOING HOME 944 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:59,411 AND TEACHING YOUR WIFE A COUPLE LITTLE NEW TRICKS, 945 00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:02,748 AND I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND THE PICTURE CHANGES 946 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:05,484 VERY, VERY QUICKLY. 947 00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:09,488 SHAKE IT UP, BOYS. 948 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:16,995 * GET UP 949 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:17,596 * HA 950 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,498 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP 951 00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:20,999 * ALL RIGHT 952 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,501 * GET UP 953 00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:23,869 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP * 954 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,637 * IT'S ROCK STEADY TIME 955 00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:26,237 * GET UP 956 00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:27,473 * GOT TO DO SOMETHING 957 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:29,074 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP 958 00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:30,409 * OH, YES 959 00:38:30,442 --> 00:38:34,613 * SHAKE AND LET ME FEEL ALL RIGHT * 960 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:36,482 * MOVE UP 961 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:37,516 * MOVE IN THE GROOVE NOW 962 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:39,084 * MOVE IN THE GROOVE NOW 963 00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:40,652 * ALL RIGHT 964 00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:41,820 * PUSH UP 965 00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:42,421 * HA 966 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:43,689 * PUSH UP AND SHAKE UP 967 00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:45,391 * GOT TO DO SOMETHING 968 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:46,124 * GET UP 969 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,559 * IT'S ROCK STEADY DANCE 970 00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:48,627 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP 971 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,128 * OH, YES 972 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:53,999 * SHAKE AND LET ME FEEL ALL RIGHT * 973 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,802 [DOORBELL RINGS] 974 00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:58,737 WHO'S THAT? 975 00:38:58,770 --> 00:38:59,771 I DON'T KNOW. 976 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:01,573 WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE? 977 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:05,343 WHO COMES OVER AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT? 978 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:10,382 [DOORBELL RINGS] 979 00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:11,450 * GET UP 980 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:12,050 * HA 981 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,685 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP 982 00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,487 * ALL RIGHT 983 00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:16,755 * GET UP 984 00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:18,023 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP * 985 00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:19,858 * IT'S ROCK STEADY DANCE 986 00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,092 * GET UP 987 00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,060 IT'S DIDI. 988 00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:23,562 DIDI? DIDI. 989 00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:24,930 I WONDER WHO CALLED HER. 990 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:29,134 * SHAKE AND LET ME FEEL ALL RIGHT * 991 00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:33,038 [LOUD MOANING] 992 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:45,517 YOU TWO ARE ON FIRE TONIGHT. 993 00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:46,518 LOOK AT YOU. 994 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:48,386 LAURA? 995 00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,022 BABE? 996 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:52,023 LAURA? 997 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:52,924 YOU OK? 998 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,527 YOU WANT TO REST FOR A MINUTE OR SOMETHING? 999 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:56,595 LAURA? 1000 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:59,465 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT? 1001 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,533 YEAH, HONEY? 1002 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,068 ARE YOU OK? YEAH. 1003 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,035 ARE YOU OK? 1004 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,103 OH, YEAH, I'M FINE. 1005 00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:06,037 BECAUSE FOR A MINUTE THERE, IT LOOKED LIKE MAYBE YOU 1006 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:08,774 WERE HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING OR SOMETHING. 1007 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:10,576 NO. DON'T STOP. 1008 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:12,811 DON'T STOP. OH. 1009 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:15,581 [MOANING] 1010 00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:24,456 * GET UP 1011 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:25,657 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP * 1012 00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:26,892 * ALL RIGHT 1013 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,093 * GET UP 1014 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:29,495 [LOUD MOANING] 1015 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:30,228 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP 1016 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,498 * IT'S ROCK STEADY TIME 1017 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:33,098 * GET UP 1018 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,199 * GOT TO DO SOMETHING 1019 00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:35,467 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP 1020 00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:36,635 * OH, YES 1021 00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:41,106 * SHAKE AND LET ME FEEL ALL RIGHT * 1022 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,874 HEY. 1023 00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:51,917 HEY, GUYS. 1024 00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:55,921 HEY. HEY. 1025 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:58,156 HEY, DIDI. HEY. 1026 00:40:58,189 --> 00:41:00,158 HI. HI. 1027 00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:01,860 YOU GUYS HAVING FUN? 1028 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,161 YEAH. 1029 00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:04,162 UH-HUH. 1030 00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:06,498 YOU WANT ME TO BRING UP SANDWICHES OR SOMETHING? 1031 00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:08,033 DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP. 1032 00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:11,603 [LOUD MOANING] 1033 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,515 * GET UP 1034 00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:25,083 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP * 1035 00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:26,852 * ALL RIGHT 1036 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:28,587 * GET UP 1037 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,521 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP * 1038 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:31,222 * IT'S ROCK STEADY DANCE 1039 00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:32,190 * GET UP 1040 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:33,291 * GOT TO DO SOMETHING 1041 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,893 * GET UP AND SHAKE UP 1042 00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:36,127 * OH, YES 1043 00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:39,898 * SHAKE AND LET ME FEEL ALL RIGHT * 1044 00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:44,035 [FOOTSTEPS] 1045 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:48,039 BYE, MARTY. SEE YA. 1046 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,810 BYE. 1047 00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:54,780 "BYE, MARTY. SEE YA." 1048 00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,782 Radio jock: YOU WANT TO STAND UP FOR US? 1049 00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:57,649 OH, PLEASE DO, YEAH. 1050 00:41:57,683 --> 00:41:59,284 Second radio jock: OH, YOU ARE A HOTTIE. 1051 00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,820 OH. ARE YOU VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF NAKED? 1052 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,922 Woman: I WOULDN'T SAY PROUD. JUST COMFORTABLE. 1053 00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:05,557 HAVE YOU EVER DONE LESBIANISM? 1054 00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:07,225 NO. 1055 00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:11,296 HI. 1056 00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:13,565 DIVA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1057 00:42:13,599 --> 00:42:14,265 OH-- 1058 00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:15,133 THE PEMBROKES ARE COMING OVER. 1059 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:16,935 RIGHT, LAURA CALLED AND ASKED ME TO HELP 1060 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,069 WITH THE BIG BRUNCH. 1061 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:19,304 YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT? 1062 00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:20,105 NO. LAURA CALLED YOU? 1063 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,307 YEAH. I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA. 1064 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:23,274 HI, DIVA. HI. 1065 00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:24,810 OOH, YOU LOOK GREAT. 1066 00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:26,745 LOOK AT YOU. YOU LOOK FABULOUS. 1067 00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,980 COME ON IN. OK. 1068 00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:35,120 Diva: WOW, THIS IS AMAZING. 1069 00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:36,287 MARTY, HOW ARE YOU? 1070 00:42:36,321 --> 00:42:37,055 HI, MARTY. 1071 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,257 HEY, DAVE, EVIE, HOW ARE YOU GUYS? 1072 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:43,028 GOOD TO SEE YOU. HOLD ON. GIVE ME ONE SECOND HERE. 1073 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:43,795 GOD. 1074 00:42:43,829 --> 00:42:45,997 GOD, YOU LOOK AMAZING. LOOK AT YOU. 1075 00:42:46,031 --> 00:42:48,266 BOTH OF YOU. YOU LOOK GREAT, MAN. 1076 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:49,334 WELL, I'M NOT FEELING TOO GREAT. 1077 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:51,002 MY WIFE JUST BEAT ME AT TENNIS. 1078 00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:52,070 YOU LOOK GREAT, THOUGH. 1079 00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:52,704 GOD, YOUR HUSBAND, 1080 00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:54,239 THIS GUY LOOKS 22 YEARS OLD 1081 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:55,607 LIKE WE DID IN MICHIGAN, 1082 00:42:55,641 --> 00:42:57,175 WHEN HE WAS 22 YEARS OLD, THIS GUY. 1083 00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:58,910 MARTY, YOUR WIFE LOOKS ADORABLE. 1084 00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:00,846 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. SHE IS ADORABLE, 1085 00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:03,048 BUT LOOK AT THIS GUY, LOOK AT YOUR HUSBAND. 1086 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:06,084 BOTH OF YOU. YOU TWO LOOK FANTASTIC. 1087 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:07,385 THAT'S IT. WE'RE IN TROUBLE. 1088 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,688 THAT'S WAY TOO MANY "YOU LOOK GREAT," HONEY. 1089 00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:11,322 COME ON, MARTY. GET ME A DRINK. 1090 00:43:11,356 --> 00:43:12,658 I WANT TO BE GOOD AND HAMMERED 1091 00:43:12,691 --> 00:43:14,325 WHEN YOU START SLAMMING ME FOR THAT LOAN. 1092 00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:15,761 OH, COME ON. SLAMMING FOR A LOAN. 1093 00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:17,028 THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 1094 00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,096 COME ON, I WANT YOU TO HAVE 1095 00:43:18,129 --> 00:43:19,731 A NICE SUNDAY BRUNCH WITH US. COME ON. 1096 00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:22,233 MARTY, GET THE GREAT-LOOKING GUY A DRINK, WILL YA? 1097 00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:23,669 OK, FINE. HOW ABOUT YOU, EVIE, 1098 00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:25,036 DO YOU NEED TO GET GOOD AND HAMMERED? 1099 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:26,271 UH, BLOODY MARY, SWEETIE. 1100 00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:27,138 COMING RIGHT UP. YOU KNOW WHAT? 1101 00:43:27,172 --> 00:43:30,776 I'LL GET ONE, TOO. WE'LL ALL GET SLAMMED. 1102 00:43:30,809 --> 00:43:32,343 LOOK A LITTLE OVERDONE TO YOU? 1103 00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:33,344 [WHISPERING] I'm not eating that. 1104 00:43:33,378 --> 00:43:38,183 YOU KNOW, DIVA, YOU LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL TODAY. 1105 00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:41,720 THANK YOU, LAURA, SO DO YOU. 1106 00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:45,290 I LOVE YOUR HAIR. 1107 00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:49,194 I LIKE YOUR HAIR. 1108 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:55,633 MMM. WHAT IS THAT SCENT? 1109 00:43:55,901 --> 00:43:57,836 DO YOU LIKE IT? 1110 00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:02,774 OH, YEAH. I LIKE IT. 1111 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,780 I'LL TAKE THOSE. 1112 00:44:11,717 --> 00:44:12,951 YOU REMEMBER DAVE PEMBROKE? 1113 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:14,419 I DO REMEMBER DAVE PEMBROKE. 1114 00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:16,154 BILLY. HIS WIFE EVIE. 1115 00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:18,189 DAVE. BILLY'S WIFE CAROL. 1116 00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:20,458 HI, EVIE. CAROL. NICE TO MEET YOU. 1117 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,292 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1118 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:23,461 BILLY, WE'RE PUTTING YOU IN THE MIDDLE, 1119 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,163 NO, NO, BILLY, HE SITS HERE. 1120 00:44:25,196 --> 00:44:26,765 BILLY WILL BE IN THE MIDDLE... 1121 00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:27,465 DON'T FIGHT OVER ME. 1122 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,300 AND I'LL PUT DIVA RIGHT HERE. 1123 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:29,935 IT'S FINE, HONEY. 1124 00:44:29,968 --> 00:44:31,436 OK, I'LL GET ANOTHER CHAIR. 1125 00:44:31,469 --> 00:44:32,337 YEAH. THANK YOU. 1126 00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:35,073 COME ON, YOU SIT HERE. 1127 00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:41,279 JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE... 1128 00:44:41,312 --> 00:44:43,081 LAURA. 1129 00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,449 GET YOU SOME COFFEE, LAURA? 1130 00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:45,851 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. 1131 00:44:45,884 --> 00:44:47,853 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO, MAN. 1132 00:44:47,886 --> 00:44:49,020 I REMEMBER YOUR OLDER BROTHER. 1133 00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:51,890 OH, JESUS. ARE YOU STILL KICKING ASS? 1134 00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:53,224 YEAH, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU AND HE 1135 00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:55,160 TOOK ON THE, UH, STATLER TWINS 1136 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,928 IN THE RAMS' HORN PARKING LOT 1137 00:44:56,962 --> 00:44:58,263 ON WOODWARD AVENUE... 1138 00:44:58,296 --> 00:44:59,330 SAUSAGE? 1139 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:01,366 DAVE WAS A BRUISER IN HIGH SCHOOL. 1140 00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:02,133 NO. 1141 00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:03,869 LET'S HOPE MARRIAGE AND CALIFORNIA 1142 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:05,971 SETTLED HIM DOWN A LITTLE BIT. 1143 00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:07,072 WELL, HE'S SETTLED DOWN. 1144 00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:10,408 HE'S JUST A BIG PUSHOVER NOW. 1145 00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:13,478 SOMEHOW, EVIE, I KIND OF DOUBT THAT, BUT... 1146 00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:15,213 Billy: SO, DAVE, MARTY TELLS ME 1147 00:45:15,246 --> 00:45:16,782 YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD FOR YOURSELF LATELY. 1148 00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:18,817 Marty: GOOD FOR HIMSELF. HE'S GOT 18 FURNITURE STORES. 1149 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,385 I'D SAY HE'S DOING GOOD FOR HIMSELF. 1150 00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:22,821 UM, EXCUSE ME. I'M GOING TO HELP LUCIA 1151 00:45:22,854 --> 00:45:23,688 IN THE KITCHEN FOR ONE SEC. 1152 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:27,458 OK, GOOD. YOU HELP LUCIA IN THE KITCHEN. 1153 00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:30,295 OH. BILLY, YOU NEED A PLACE SETTING. 1154 00:45:30,328 --> 00:45:33,231 NO, LAURA, LAURA, LUCIA WILL GET IT. 1155 00:45:33,264 --> 00:45:34,399 NO, NO. THAT'S OK. 1156 00:45:34,432 --> 00:45:35,333 LAURA, LAURA, SIT DOWN, PLEASE. 1157 00:45:35,366 --> 00:45:37,869 IT'S FINE. HONEY, I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT IS. 1158 00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:40,005 I'M GOING TO GO HELP DIVA. 1159 00:45:40,038 --> 00:45:41,106 I DON'T WANT YOUR FOOD TO GET COLD. 1160 00:45:41,139 --> 00:45:42,307 HONEY, I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT IS. 1161 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:45,343 I'M GOING TO GO HELP DIVA, OK? 1162 00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:46,945 OK. 1163 00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:51,116 CAREFUL WITH THE BUTTER. 1164 00:45:53,919 --> 00:45:57,322 DIVA, I AM SO SORRY. I REALLY AM SO SORRY. 1165 00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:58,890 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO ME. 1166 00:45:58,924 --> 00:46:01,159 I FEEL LIKE A PIG. I'M SORRY. 1167 00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:03,228 WHAT IS GOING ON? 1168 00:46:03,895 --> 00:46:06,464 WELL, MARTY TOLD ME THIS THING 1169 00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:09,167 ABOUT YOU IN COLLEGE AND SEEING GIRLS, 1170 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,535 AND EVER SINCE HE TOLD ME, 1171 00:46:10,568 --> 00:46:13,571 I JUST CAN'T GET IT OR YOU OUT OF MY MIND. 1172 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:17,275 YOU DO KNOW I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 2 MONTHS, RIGHT? 1173 00:46:17,308 --> 00:46:18,376 YES, I DO. 1174 00:46:18,409 --> 00:46:19,044 YOU DO. 1175 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:21,813 I DO. AND LIKE I SAID BEFORE, 1176 00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:24,415 I'M SORRY. I AM. 1177 00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:27,385 I'M JUST SO ATTRACTED TO YOU. 1178 00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:28,253 LAURA... 1179 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:32,190 SO, YOU EVER SEE THE STATLER TWINS, DAVE? 1180 00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:33,992 DO I SEE THEM? NO. 1181 00:46:34,025 --> 00:46:35,526 THEY STILL LIVE BACK IN MICHIGAN. 1182 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,897 YOU EVER SEE ANY OF THE GUYS YOU BEAT UP? 1183 00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:39,865 JUST CURIOUS. 1184 00:46:39,898 --> 00:46:42,533 FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T BEAT THAT MANY GUYS UP. 1185 00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:44,269 AND SECOND OF ALL, NO. 1186 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,971 I LEFT MICHIGAN AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, 1187 00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:46,872 AND I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK. 1188 00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:49,207 MUST BE KIND OF WEIRD TO RUN INTO SOMEBODY 1189 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,142 20 YEARS AFTER YOU BEAT THEM UP. 1190 00:46:51,176 --> 00:46:54,045 HEY, DAVE, REMEMBER ME, YOU BROKE MY CLAVICLE? 1191 00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:56,014 YOU LOOK GOOD. HA. 1192 00:46:56,047 --> 00:46:57,849 I'M SORRY, DIVA. 1193 00:46:57,883 --> 00:46:58,850 YEAH. 1194 00:46:58,884 --> 00:47:00,485 I'M REALLY SORRY. 1195 00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:01,552 YOU SHOULD BE. 1196 00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:04,355 I'M REALLY NOT INTO WOMEN. 1197 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,392 ME NEITHER. 1198 00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:16,467 OH, MY GOD. 1199 00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:23,474 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 1200 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:25,310 OH, MY GOD. 1201 00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,545 OH, MY GOD. 1202 00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:29,614 OK. OK. 1203 00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:32,183 LAURA, I'M GOING TO GO. 1204 00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,219 YEAH, I THINK THAT'S THE BEST THING 1205 00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:35,586 IN THIS SITUATION. 1206 00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:37,322 I'M GOING TO GO. 1207 00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:40,391 I'M STRAIGHT. I AM. 1208 00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:42,060 I'M STRAIGHT. 1209 00:47:42,093 --> 00:47:43,161 I AM. 1210 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,229 SO, WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, 1211 00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:45,897 WE HAVE 10 LOTS WE CAN OBTAIN. 1212 00:47:45,931 --> 00:47:48,399 OK? AND THESE HOUSES FINISHED 1213 00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:50,401 ARE NOW AT A MILLION, MILLION TWO-- 1214 00:47:50,435 --> 00:47:51,436 Billy: YEAH, IF NOT MORE. 1215 00:47:51,469 --> 00:47:54,405 WE HAVE 7, 7 AND A QUARTER INTO SOME OF THE HOUSES. 1216 00:47:54,439 --> 00:47:57,308 OK, WELL, I'M GOING TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 1217 00:47:57,342 --> 00:47:58,276 SOMETHING WRONG, DIVA? 1218 00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:01,546 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M--I GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE. 1219 00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:04,449 I'M RUNNING REALLY, REALLY STRAIGHT--LATE. 1220 00:48:04,482 --> 00:48:06,051 I'M RUNNING REALLY LATE. 1221 00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:07,485 I'M GOING TO GO. 1222 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:08,319 OK. 1223 00:48:08,353 --> 00:48:09,955 DIVA, COME ON. 1224 00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:11,990 COME ON, JUST STAY A WHILE. 1225 00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:15,460 MARTY? TELL DIVA NOT TO GO. 1226 00:48:15,493 --> 00:48:18,529 OK. DIVA, DON'T GO. BYE. 1227 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:19,364 YOU'RE LOOKING AT... 1228 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,532 NO, NO, NO. NO, DON'T. DON'T. COME ON. 1229 00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:23,101 LAURA... JUST STAY. 1230 00:48:23,134 --> 00:48:23,868 I HAVE TO GO NOW. 1231 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,203 WELL, LET ME WALK YOU TO THE DOOR. 1232 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:28,539 NO. LAURA, I KNOW WHERE THE DOOR IS. 1233 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:29,240 YOU KNOW WHAT, LAURA? 1234 00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:32,443 I'LL WALK HER TO THE DOOR, OK? 1235 00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:33,211 I'M SORRY. 1236 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,113 Laura: NO, HONEY, DON'T BE SILLY. 1237 00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:35,880 JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS. 1238 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,383 REALLY, I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT GUESTS. 1239 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,285 I'LL WALK HER TO THE DOOR. 1240 00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:42,120 YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS-- 1241 00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:45,323 I'LL WALK HER TO THE DOOR. CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 1242 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,657 DIVA, DON'T GO ANYWHERE, OK? 1243 00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:48,459 PLEASE DON'T GO ANYWHERE, ALL RIGHT? 1244 00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:51,129 I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU BEFORE YOU GO, OK? 1245 00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:51,796 I WON'T. 1246 00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:53,698 OK. PROMISE ME YOU WON'T GO. 1247 00:48:53,731 --> 00:48:54,699 [WHISPERING] I won't. 1248 00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:57,468 LET ME HOLD YOUR PURSE. 1249 00:48:57,502 --> 00:48:58,736 ONE MINUTE, ONE MINUTE. 1250 00:48:58,769 --> 00:48:59,704 DON'T GO, BABE. 1251 00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:01,506 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1252 00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:03,208 COME BACK HERE, COME BACK HERE. 1253 00:49:03,241 --> 00:49:04,542 LISTEN, LISTEN TO ME. 1254 00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:05,576 WHAT? 1255 00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:06,311 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1256 00:49:06,344 --> 00:49:09,147 NOTHING. I JUST WANT HER TO STAY. 1257 00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:10,315 YOU WANT DIVA TO STAY? 1258 00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:12,417 I WANT US BOTH TO BE WITH HER. 1259 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,752 YOU KNOW, TONIGHT, AFTER YOUR GUESTS LEAVE. 1260 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,988 ARE YOU CRAZY? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? 1261 00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:17,788 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 1262 00:49:17,822 --> 00:49:20,458 HOW IMPORTANT THIS BRUNCH IS TO ME? 1263 00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:21,426 YOU GOT TO KNOW. 1264 00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:24,629 HONEY, YOU HAVE GOT TO ADMIT THAT SHE IS FOXY. 1265 00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:25,730 SHE'S FOXY? 1266 00:49:25,763 --> 00:49:27,232 WHAT ARE YOU, K.D. LANG? 1267 00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:28,233 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 1268 00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:31,236 THIS WILL BE GOOD FOR US. IT'LL BE GOOD FOR US. 1269 00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:32,703 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 1270 00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:35,406 DON'T TOUCH ME. YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY? 1271 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,374 YES. 1272 00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:39,610 THEN LET HER GO HOME, AND YOU SNAP OUT OF IT. 1273 00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:40,478 OK, LAURA? 1274 00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:43,114 HONEY, I KNOW THAT YOU THINK SHE'S FINE. 1275 00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:45,483 YOU'RE BEING A NUT CASE TODAY. 1276 00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:46,584 SNAP OUT OF IT. 1277 00:49:46,617 --> 00:49:47,618 I DON'T KNOW-- 1278 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:50,788 OK, BILLY, CAN YOU GET LAURA A BAGEL? 1279 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,757 UM, I'M GONNA WALK DIVA TO THE DOOR. 1280 00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:55,126 I'M GONNA WALK DIVA TO THE DOOR. 1281 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,463 I'M GONNA WALK DIVA TO THE DOOR! 1282 00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:02,500 SIT DOWN. GO SIT DOWN. 1283 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:05,270 GET THE FUCK DOWN! GO SIT THE FUCK DOWN! 1284 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:05,970 MMM! 1285 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:09,207 GO SIT THE FUCK DOWN. GO! GO! 1286 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,043 NOW. 1287 00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:16,147 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, MARTY? 1288 00:50:16,181 --> 00:50:17,582 NOTHING, NOTHING. LAURA'S JUST GONE-- 1289 00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:20,151 MARTY, DID YOU ASK YOUR WIFE TO HIT ON ME? 1290 00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:21,386 IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 1291 00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:23,521 DID YOU JUST ASK YOUR WIFE TO HIT ON ME? 1292 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:25,223 NO. WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 1293 00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:26,124 WHAT AM I, A DEVIATE? 1294 00:50:26,157 --> 00:50:27,525 WHY WOULD I ASK MY WIFE TO HIT ON A WOMAN? 1295 00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:29,360 BECAUSE, MARTY, SHE JUST DID, OK? 1296 00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:30,361 SHE HIT ON ME BIG TIME. 1297 00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:32,430 OK, GOOD, SO WHY DO I GET BLAMED? 1298 00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:33,798 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 1299 00:50:33,831 --> 00:50:36,201 SHE DID IT ON HER OWN. 1300 00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:38,169 SHE DID IT ON HER OWN? 1301 00:50:38,203 --> 00:50:40,338 YES, YES. SHE'S GOING THROUGH SOMETHING, OK? 1302 00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:41,272 GOING THROUGH SOMETHING? 1303 00:50:41,306 --> 00:50:43,774 YES. SHE'S HAVING A BREAKDOWN OR SOMETHING. 1304 00:50:43,808 --> 00:50:44,575 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 1305 00:50:44,609 --> 00:50:45,676 LISTEN, I'M JUST GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE. 1306 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:48,513 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'M JUST GONNA GO TALK TO HER-- 1307 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,515 NO. DIVA, I'M JUST GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE. 1308 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,317 THANK YOU VERY MUCH--AAH! 1309 00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:53,418 DIDI! DIDI! 1310 00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:55,553 I DON'T NEED TO TALK TO YOU. I JUST NEED TO SEE LAURA. 1311 00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:56,354 WAIT! DIDI, DIDI, LISTEN. 1312 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:57,855 WE JUST GOT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE OWN 1313 00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,657 OR HAVE THE RIGHTS TO ALL THE LOTS 1314 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:01,459 BEFORE WE SHOW THEM OUR HOMES. 1315 00:51:01,492 --> 00:51:02,560 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1316 00:51:02,593 --> 00:51:04,362 LAURA. HI, LAURA. 1317 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:05,363 HI, DIDI. 1318 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,332 I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 1319 00:51:07,365 --> 00:51:08,533 I'M SORRY TO BARGE IN ON YOU. 1320 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:11,202 HI, HI, HI. HI, I'M DIDI. 1321 00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:11,902 THIS IS DIDI. 1322 00:51:11,936 --> 00:51:13,338 THIS IS DAVE AND EVIE PEMBROKE. 1323 00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:14,505 BILLY AND CAROL YOU KNOW. 1324 00:51:14,539 --> 00:51:16,407 AND THIS IS OUR FRIEND DIDI, 1325 00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:19,244 WHO, UH... FORGOT HER PURSE 1326 00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:21,346 AND HAS NOW... LOCATED IT. 1327 00:51:21,379 --> 00:51:24,449 I'M GONNA WALK HER TO THE DOOR, OK? 1328 00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:25,216 LAURA. 1329 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:28,419 THIS IS A BROCHURE ON AN ARTS FAIR 1330 00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:29,454 AND A SCULPTURE SYMPO-SIUM 1331 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,456 THAT THEY'RE HAVING IN MONTEREY. 1332 00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:33,691 OH, A SYMPOSIUM. 1333 00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:34,525 OK, OK. 1334 00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:36,761 SO I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, DAVE. 1335 00:51:36,794 --> 00:51:38,496 SAY GOOD-BYE NOW. OK? 1336 00:51:38,529 --> 00:51:41,299 LET GO OF MY-- YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE. 1337 00:51:41,332 --> 00:51:43,634 [WHISPERING] I'm not being an asshole. 1338 00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:46,271 LET GO OF ME, PIN DICK. 1339 00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:47,372 COME JOIN US, DIDI. 1340 00:51:47,405 --> 00:51:49,574 JOIN-- HONEY, JOIN US? 1341 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:50,408 YEAH. 1342 00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:52,610 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET. 1343 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:55,446 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED ME TO SLEEP WITH HER. 1344 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,914 WHY AM I SO UPSET? 1345 00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:59,417 BECAUSE I THINK YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY 1346 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:01,486 BLEW THE PEMBROKE DEAL TODAY, LAURA. 1347 00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:02,287 THAT'S WHY I'M SO UPSET. 1348 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,254 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU. 1349 00:52:03,288 --> 00:52:05,756 HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU. 1350 00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:07,825 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME? 1351 00:52:07,858 --> 00:52:10,528 WELL, ARE YOU GAY? ARE YOU GAY NOW? 1352 00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:12,630 NO. NO, I AM NOT GAY. 1353 00:52:12,663 --> 00:52:13,864 ARE YOU BI? 1354 00:52:13,898 --> 00:52:16,534 UHH. NO. NO, I DON'T KNOW. 1355 00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:20,505 I MEAN, I THOUGHT I KNEW, BUT NOW I DON'T. 1356 00:52:20,538 --> 00:52:21,206 NOW I DON'T. 1357 00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:22,240 OK, BECAUSE I GOT TO TELL YOU, 1358 00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:24,609 I WAS WATCHING SOME OF YOUR MOVES THE OTHER NIGHT, 1359 00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:26,444 IT WAS LIKE WATCHING AN OLD PRO WORK, OK? 1360 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:29,480 I THOUGHT I WAS IN A PAVAROTTI CONCERT FOR A MINUTE THERE. 1361 00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:33,318 HAVE YOU BEEN WITH DIDI BEFORE? TELL THE TRUTH. 1362 00:52:33,351 --> 00:52:34,385 NO, I HAVEN'T. 1363 00:52:34,419 --> 00:52:36,587 I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH DIDI BEFORE. 1364 00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:38,423 [SIGHS] BEFORE 2 NIGHTS AGO, 1365 00:52:38,456 --> 00:52:41,826 I HAD NEVER SLEPT WITH A WOMAN BEFORE, OK? 1366 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:42,860 THAT'S THE TRUTH. 1367 00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:45,796 WELL, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT BY WATCHING YOU WORK. 1368 00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:47,832 I KNOW. YOU KNOW, I KNOW THAT. 1369 00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:49,434 I KNOW THAT BECAUSE... 1370 00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:50,401 I--I--BECAUSE... 1371 00:52:50,435 --> 00:52:52,370 IT'S THAT-- YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 1372 00:52:52,403 --> 00:52:54,339 IT'S THAT HOME-COURT-ADVANTAGE THING 1373 00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:55,506 THAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. 1374 00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:56,841 I KNEW YOU-- GOD, LOOK AT THIS-- 1375 00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:59,510 I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT. 1376 00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:00,678 YOU KNOW HOW I KNEW? 1377 00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:02,980 ASK ME HOW YOU KNEW. YOU KNOW HOW I KNEW? 1378 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:03,981 HOW DID YOU KNOW, MARTY? 1379 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,451 BECAUSE I MADE THE HOME-COURT-ADVANTAGE THING UP. 1380 00:53:06,484 --> 00:53:08,753 IT'S BULLSHIT, AND I MADE IT UP. 1381 00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:09,720 BUT IT'S TRUE! 1382 00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:10,455 NO, IT'S BULLSHIT. 1383 00:53:10,488 --> 00:53:12,723 DON'T BULLSHIT A BULLSHIT ARTIST. 1384 00:53:12,757 --> 00:53:14,792 I'M TELLING YOU IT'S TRUE. 1385 00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:17,495 IT WAS LIKE I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO 1386 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:18,429 TO PLEASE DIDI. 1387 00:53:18,463 --> 00:53:19,530 AND IT WAS SO, 1388 00:53:19,564 --> 00:53:21,666 OH, MY GOD, IT WAS SO POWERFUL, 1389 00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:22,633 AND IT WAS NICE, 1390 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:25,336 AND, GOD, AND THEN SHE DID THESE THINGS TO ME, 1391 00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:27,305 AND I THOUGHT I WAS JUST GONNA... 1392 00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:29,540 MELT AND GYRATE AROUND THE ROOM. 1393 00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:31,742 I WAS THERE. I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THE MINUTES READ BACK. 1394 00:53:31,776 --> 00:53:33,744 I WAS THERE. I WAS IN THE ROOM, REMEMBER? 1395 00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:35,880 THAT WAS ME, THE GUY WITH HIS THUMB UP HIS ASS. 1396 00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:38,516 THAT WAS ME. FINE. 1397 00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:41,586 [BEEP] 1398 00:53:41,619 --> 00:53:43,288 MARTY? 1399 00:53:43,321 --> 00:53:44,255 YEAH? 1400 00:53:44,289 --> 00:53:45,189 LISTEN, I NEED TO LEAVE A LITTLE EARLY TODAY. 1401 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,292 DONALD AND I ARE SUPPOSED TO GO TO BIG BEAR 1402 00:53:47,325 --> 00:53:48,959 TO CHECK OUT THIS BANQUET HALL. 1403 00:53:48,993 --> 00:53:51,562 THERE'S A GIANT OVERSTUFFED MOOSE HEAD 1404 00:53:51,596 --> 00:53:52,497 THAT HE'S CONVINCED 1405 00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:54,299 SHOULD BE THE CENTERPIECE FOR OUR RECEPTION. 1406 00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:56,534 I HAVE TO BE THERE TO TELL HIM HOW WRONG HE IS. 1407 00:53:56,567 --> 00:54:00,004 FINE. FINE, TAKE THE DAY OFF. 1408 00:54:00,037 --> 00:54:01,739 LISTEN, DIVA, 1409 00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:03,941 ABOUT YESTERDAY, I--I'M REALLY SORRY. 1410 00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:07,812 NO, MARTY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S COOL. 1411 00:54:30,401 --> 00:54:32,370 LAURA? 1412 00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:37,475 LAURA? LAURA? LAURA? 1413 00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:39,377 [BED SQUEAKING] 1414 00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:40,478 [LAUGHTER] 1415 00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:42,580 WHAT--WHAT IS-- 1416 00:54:43,448 --> 00:54:45,049 DIVA? 1417 00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:47,485 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, OK? 1418 00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:48,686 MARTY, DON'T BE UPSET. 1419 00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,588 DON'T BE UPSET? WHAT SHOULD I BE, LAURA? 1420 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,056 I COME HOME, AND MY WIFE AND MY ASSISTANT 1421 00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:53,991 ARE IN BED TOGETHER. WHAT SHOULD I BE? 1422 00:54:54,024 --> 00:54:56,461 NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 1423 00:54:56,494 --> 00:54:57,261 OH, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT? 1424 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,364 WHAT'S IT LIKE? OK? IT IS LIKE THAT. 1425 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:00,498 YOU'RE SCREWIN' AROUND ON ME. 1426 00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:03,368 NO, MARTY, SHE'S NOT SCREWING AROUND ON YOU, I PROMISE. 1427 00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:05,670 HEY, DIVA, YOU LIED. OK? OK? YOU LIED. 1428 00:55:05,703 --> 00:55:08,573 YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO LOOK AT A MOOSE HEAD, 1429 00:55:08,606 --> 00:55:10,675 WHICH I GOT TO SAY IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE 1430 00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:11,742 OF WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT. 1431 00:55:11,776 --> 00:55:15,079 MARTY, THE SHOWING GOT CANCELED. I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU. 1432 00:55:15,112 --> 00:55:15,846 WE DECIDED NOT TO GO. 1433 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,483 OK, GOOD. THEN YOU GO BACK TO WORK. 1434 00:55:18,516 --> 00:55:20,718 YOU DON'T COME HERE AND BURROW YOUR HEAD 1435 00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:22,820 IN BETWEEN MY WIFE'S LEGS, OK? 1436 00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:25,490 MARTY! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 1437 00:55:25,523 --> 00:55:26,591 DOING WHAT? 1438 00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:27,525 THIS--THIS WAS FOR YOU. 1439 00:55:27,558 --> 00:55:31,896 THIS WAS FOR YOU. WE ARE WARMING UP FOR YOU. 1440 00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:32,830 WARMING UP. 1441 00:55:32,863 --> 00:55:33,831 WAITING FOR YOU. 1442 00:55:33,864 --> 00:55:34,899 WAITING FOR ME. 1443 00:55:34,932 --> 00:55:35,766 WE WERE, MARTY. 1444 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,635 YES, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE, 1445 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:41,472 'CAUSE I WAS PLANNING A LITTLE THREE-WAY FOR YOU. 1446 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:43,541 A SURPRISE FOR ME? 1447 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:46,444 YES, SO COME ON IN, BABE. 1448 00:55:46,477 --> 00:55:47,978 LAURA, DO YOU REALLY THINK 1449 00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:49,880 I'M GOING TO FALL FOR THAT? 1450 00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:52,617 [ALL THREE MOANING] 1451 00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:56,887 OK. 1452 00:55:56,921 --> 00:55:59,424 OH. OK, THAT WAS A GOOD... 1453 00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:02,126 SURPRISE THREE-WAY, LAURA. WE CAN STOP NOW. 1454 00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:03,528 OK, LAURA. 1455 00:56:03,561 --> 00:56:05,963 [LOUD MOANING] 1456 00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:09,734 OK, LAURA, EVERYONE'S GOOD AND WARMED UP. 1457 00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:11,569 OK. 1458 00:56:13,538 --> 00:56:15,473 OK, LAURA, WE'RE... 1459 00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:19,744 OK, LAURA, HOW STUPID DO I LOOK, OK? 1460 00:56:19,777 --> 00:56:22,079 WARMING UP FOR ME. 1461 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:24,415 WARMING UP FOR ME. 1462 00:56:24,449 --> 00:56:27,084 HOW STUPID DO I LOOK, HUH? 1463 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:30,588 Murphy: SO, MARTY, WHAT'S UP? 1464 00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:31,756 YOU SEEM A LITTLE LOW. 1465 00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:35,192 Marty: LOW? YEAH, I GUESS. 1466 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:36,794 WHAT'S UP? 1467 00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:38,529 NOTHING, NOTHING. 1468 00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:39,764 COME ON, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1469 00:56:39,797 --> 00:56:42,032 SOMETHING WITH LAURA AND I, YOU KNOW. 1470 00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:43,868 WE'RE GOING THROUGH SOMETHING. 1471 00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:47,472 WHAT? SHE'S SLEEPING WITH A WOMAN? 1472 00:56:47,872 --> 00:56:51,008 YOU GUESSED THAT? WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 1473 00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:51,842 WHAT? 1474 00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:53,010 YOU GUESSED THAT? 1475 00:56:53,043 --> 00:56:54,712 YEAH. WHAT, DID I GUESS RIGHT? 1476 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:57,715 Billy: WAIT A MINUTE. YOU MEAN YOUR WIFE LAURA 1477 00:56:57,748 --> 00:56:59,484 IS SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN? 1478 00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:02,086 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL, 1479 00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:03,954 SHE'S ACTUALLY SLEEPING WITH 2 WOMEN. 1480 00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:07,658 YOUR WIFE IS SLEEPING WITH A COUPLE OF WOMEN? 1481 00:57:07,692 --> 00:57:08,626 WOW. 1482 00:57:08,659 --> 00:57:09,960 HEY, I BEGGED, YOU KNOW? 1483 00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:14,198 I BEGGED AND I PUSHED, AND, HEY... 1484 00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:15,533 IT HAPPENED, YOU KNOW? 1485 00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:16,634 GOOD FOR YOU. 1486 00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:18,503 ACTUALLY, IT GETS WORSE. 1487 00:57:18,536 --> 00:57:20,070 YOU MEAN IT GETS BETTER. 1488 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:24,041 NO, IT GETS WORSE. 1489 00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:26,511 SHE'S DOING DIVA. 1490 00:57:26,544 --> 00:57:28,112 DIVA? 1491 00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:30,715 YOUR WIFE IS SLEEPING WITH YOUR ASSISTANT DIVA? 1492 00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:33,083 WHAT, DIVA DIVA? 1493 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:34,519 YES, YES. 1494 00:57:34,552 --> 00:57:35,586 [LAUGHING] 1495 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:37,522 IT'S NOT FUNNY, MURPHY. 1496 00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:38,489 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 1497 00:57:38,523 --> 00:57:41,559 DID SHE HAPPEN TO MENTION IF SHE WAS ANY GOOD? 1498 00:57:41,592 --> 00:57:43,994 IT'S NOT FUNNY, MURPHY. IT'S NOT FUNNY. 1499 00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:45,596 ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. BUT YOU KNOW, 1500 00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:49,534 IT'S A VIDEO I WOULD DEFINITELY GO AND RENT. 1501 00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:53,538 SO, JANE, HOW WAS YOUR WEEK? 1502 00:57:53,571 --> 00:57:54,905 EVENTFUL, I HOPE. 1503 00:57:54,939 --> 00:57:58,709 OH, NOT AS EVENTFUL AS LAURA'S. 1504 00:57:59,644 --> 00:58:00,745 YOU TOLD HER? 1505 00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:02,146 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 1506 00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:03,781 THAT-- THAT'S A BREACH. 1507 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:04,815 OK? THAT'S A BREACH. 1508 00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:07,785 HONEY, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. I TELL HER EVERYTHING. 1509 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:08,786 APPARENTLY YOU DO. 1510 00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:09,887 ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME 1511 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,656 THAT YOU DIDN'T TELL BILLY AND MURPHY? 1512 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:14,224 NO. I DIDN'T. OK? OF COURSE NOT. 1513 00:58:14,258 --> 00:58:16,160 I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 1514 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,962 DID SHE TELL YOU EVERYTHING? 1515 00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:18,729 OH, YEAH. 1516 00:58:18,763 --> 00:58:21,031 DID SHE TELL YOU SHE SEDUCED DIVA? 1517 00:58:21,065 --> 00:58:22,567 YUP. I LOVE IT. 1518 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,868 YOU LOVE IT? 1519 00:58:23,901 --> 00:58:24,468 GOOD, JANE. 1520 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,270 EGG HER ON. THAT'S GOOD. 1521 00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:27,638 YOU KNOW WHAT? AFTER DINNER, 1522 00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:28,573 WE'LL ALL GO DOWN TO THE FORUM. 1523 00:58:28,606 --> 00:58:31,175 THEY'RE PLAYING WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TONIGHT. 1524 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:33,578 SHE CAN JUST DO THE WHOLE TEAM. 1525 00:58:33,611 --> 00:58:34,444 HOW'S THAT? 1526 00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:37,281 WE'LL JUST THROW HER IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 1527 00:58:37,314 --> 00:58:40,084 [TV PLAYING] 1528 00:58:45,590 --> 00:58:47,658 [SHUTS TV OFF] 1529 00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:52,196 HEY! 1530 00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:54,298 COME ON, OPEN UP. REMEMBER ME? 1531 00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:56,333 THE GUY BARELY PAYING THE MORTGAGE. 1532 00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:57,167 COME ON. 1533 00:58:57,201 --> 00:59:00,671 Laura: OK, OK, OK, I'M COMIN'. HOLD ON. 1534 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:04,241 WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1535 00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:05,342 NOTHING. 1536 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:06,577 YOU'RE ALONE? 1537 00:59:06,611 --> 00:59:09,279 YOU'RE IN HERE ALONE? 1538 00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:11,548 YEAH, I'M ALONE. 1539 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,217 HI, MARTY. 1540 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,252 [LAUGHTER] 1541 00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:16,353 MARTY, DON'T BE MAD. 1542 00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:19,690 DIVA! JANE! WHAT-- 1543 00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:20,925 HELLO, PIN DICK. 1544 00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:23,694 GUESS WHO BROUGHT THE PLAY TOYS. 1545 00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:26,163 LAURA! 1546 00:59:26,196 --> 00:59:28,766 OH, HEY, MARTY. 1547 00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:30,334 DON'T BE MAD. 1548 00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:32,369 IT'S JUST A LITTLE NIGHTMARE. 1549 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:34,972 [TV PLAYING] 1550 00:59:37,808 --> 00:59:41,378 YOU HAD A DREAM THAT THEY HAD AN ORGY 1551 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:42,346 AND LOCKED YOU OUT. 1552 00:59:42,379 --> 00:59:44,782 NOT A DREAM, A NIGHTMARE. 1553 00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:45,783 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1554 00:59:45,816 --> 00:59:48,052 3 INCREDIBLE WOMEN, LYING AROUND 1555 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:50,821 LAPPING UP THE LITTLE MAN IN THE CANOE-- 1556 00:59:50,855 --> 00:59:52,289 I MEAN, WHERE IS THE NIGHTMARE IN THAT? 1557 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,892 THE NIGHTMARE IS THEY WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. 1558 00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:56,260 I WAS LOCKED OUTSIDE THE DOOR. 1559 00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:59,363 THAT SPEAKS OF SEXUAL INADEQUACY TO ME. 1560 00:59:59,396 --> 00:59:59,997 EXACTLY. 1561 01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:01,331 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1562 01:00:01,365 --> 01:00:03,233 HEY, IT WAS YOUR DREAM. 1563 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:04,001 ALL I'M SAYING IS, 1564 01:00:04,034 --> 01:00:06,236 IF THAT WERE ME IN THAT SITUATION 1565 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:06,937 AND I FOUND MYSELF 1566 01:00:06,971 --> 01:00:08,405 LOCKED OUTSIDE THE BEDROOM DOOR 1567 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:10,340 WITH MY SCHMEKLE IN MY MITT, 1568 01:00:10,374 --> 01:00:12,743 I'D BE THINKING ABOUT SOME SEX THERAPY, 1569 01:00:12,777 --> 01:00:14,845 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 1570 01:00:16,681 --> 01:00:17,347 [WATER RUNNING] 1571 01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:20,017 ARE YOU MAD, MARTY? 1572 01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:21,418 DON'T BE MAD. 1573 01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:24,088 MAD? NO, I'M NOT MAD. I'M WORRIED. 1574 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:26,423 I'M JUSTIFIABLY WORRIED. 1575 01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:27,792 HONEY, YOU SHOULDN'T BE. 1576 01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:30,394 I'M JUST EXPERIMENTING AS A WOMAN. 1577 01:00:30,427 --> 01:00:31,428 REALLY, IT'S NICE. 1578 01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:34,031 OH, THAT'S NICE. IT'S NICE. 1579 01:00:34,064 --> 01:00:37,201 OBVIOUSLY I'VE BEEN HIDING THINGS FROM YOU, 1580 01:00:37,234 --> 01:00:39,069 FROM MYSELF, AND... 1581 01:00:39,103 --> 01:00:40,738 I MEAN, IT'S GONNA BE OK. 1582 01:00:40,771 --> 01:00:44,909 EITHER WAY, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, ALL RIGHT? 1583 01:00:44,942 --> 01:00:45,976 TOMORROW I'M GOING TO VEGAS, 1584 01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,445 AND THE DRIVE AND THE TIME AWAY 1585 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:50,180 WILL BE GOOD FOR ME. OK? 1586 01:00:50,214 --> 01:00:53,183 YOU'RE GOING TO VEGAS WITH MY SISTER. 1587 01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:54,952 LAURA, LISTEN TO ME, I'M BEGGING YOU, OK? 1588 01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:57,387 I'M BEGGING YOU. THIS IS MY BABY SISTER, OK? 1589 01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:58,288 THIS IS MY BABY SISTER. 1590 01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:00,958 MARTY, STOP IT. WE GO TO VEGAS EVERY YEAR. 1591 01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:01,692 THIS ISN'T EVERY YEAR. 1592 01:01:01,726 --> 01:01:03,260 I AM NOT GOING TO DISAPPOINT HER. 1593 01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:04,895 NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 1594 01:01:04,929 --> 01:01:07,164 WOULD YOU JUST RELAX? 1595 01:01:07,197 --> 01:01:09,299 ALL SET, LAURA. 1596 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,702 OH, I'M RARING AND READY TO GO. 1597 01:01:11,736 --> 01:01:14,138 I AM YOUR PRISONER FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS. 1598 01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:16,340 JUST DO WITH ME WHAT YOU WILL. 1599 01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:17,742 OH, GOD. 1600 01:01:17,775 --> 01:01:18,442 LAURA, LISTEN TO ME. 1601 01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:19,309 WE NEED TO POSTPONE THIS, OK? 1602 01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:21,478 JUST UNTIL WE GET YOU PROFESSIONAL HELP. 1603 01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:23,380 I DON'T NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP, MARTY. 1604 01:01:23,413 --> 01:01:25,315 OK, OK. I GOT A GOOD COMPROMISE. 1605 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:26,250 SEPARATE ROOMS, OK? 1606 01:01:26,283 --> 01:01:28,385 SEPARATE ROOMS ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE HOTEL. 1607 01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:29,419 YOU CAN BE IN THE EAST WING, 1608 01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:31,388 AND SHE CAN BE IN THE WEST WING. 1609 01:01:31,421 --> 01:01:32,089 LISTEN. 1610 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:33,958 YOU'RE ON THIN ICE HERE, LAURA. 1611 01:01:33,991 --> 01:01:35,793 YOU'RE ON THIN ICE HERE. 1612 01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:36,827 LAURA, SWEETIE-- BYE. 1613 01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:38,495 NO. NO. DON'T GO GOOD-BYE. NO, WAIT. 1614 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,397 LAURA, LAURA, LAURA, LAURA. 1615 01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:41,298 BYE, MARTY. 1616 01:01:41,331 --> 01:01:43,000 BYE. 1617 01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:44,869 LAURA! 1618 01:01:44,902 --> 01:01:49,306 LAURA, DON'T YOU DARE HAVE SEX WITH MY BABY SISTER! 1619 01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:05,790 AHH! 1620 01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:07,925 LAURA. 1621 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,729 [GROANS] 1622 01:02:15,299 --> 01:02:18,135 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1623 01:02:18,502 --> 01:02:19,937 HEY, BUDDY. 1624 01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:20,670 HEY, MURPHY. 1625 01:02:20,704 --> 01:02:22,372 I MADE MYSELF A LITTLE SANDWICH. 1626 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:23,841 NO PROBLEM. 1627 01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:24,541 WHERE'S LAURA? 1628 01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:27,978 SHE'S IN VEGAS WITH MY SISTER. 1629 01:02:28,512 --> 01:02:31,415 IS SHE DIDDLING YOUR SISTER? 1630 01:02:32,382 --> 01:02:33,383 SHE IS? 1631 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:34,384 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 1632 01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:37,187 YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING YOUR SISTER? 1633 01:02:37,221 --> 01:02:39,323 YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING YOUR SISTER? 1634 01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:41,291 YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING YOUR SISTER? 1635 01:02:41,325 --> 01:02:45,229 YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING YOUR SISTER?! 1636 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,297 HA HA HA HA! THAT'S GREAT! 1637 01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:49,333 YOUR WIFE IS DIDDLING YOUR SISTER? 1638 01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,301 HEY, WHO CAN BLAME HER? 1639 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,336 YOUR SISTER'S A HOTTIE. 1640 01:02:52,369 --> 01:02:55,372 COULD I USE YOUR PHONE? I WANT TO GO CALL MY WIFE. 1641 01:02:55,405 --> 01:02:56,907 I'D LIKE TO SET THE TWO OF THEM UP 1642 01:02:56,941 --> 01:02:59,343 FOR A LITTLE LUNCH. 1643 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:02,079 [CAR ARRIVES] 1644 01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,548 ELLEN, BABY? HEY, HEY, HI. 1645 01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:05,850 YOU HAD FUN? LOOK AT THIS. 1646 01:03:05,883 --> 01:03:08,385 YOU'RE DRESSED ALIKE, AND... 1647 01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:09,319 [LAUGHS] 1648 01:03:09,353 --> 01:03:10,988 YOU'RE ALL HAPPY. LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE HAPPY. 1649 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:14,091 YOU WON? YOU WON? IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED? 1650 01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:14,892 KIND OF. 1651 01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:17,027 NO? YOU LOST, AND YOU'RE ALL SMILEY 1652 01:03:17,061 --> 01:03:18,195 'CAUSE YOU LOST? 1653 01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:20,297 ACTUALLY, WE DIDN'T GAMBLE. 1654 01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:22,432 NO. NO GAMBLING. 1655 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:23,467 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 1656 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,435 I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. 1657 01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:26,270 SO DID I. BYE. 1658 01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:28,906 WONDERFUL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WONDERFUL? 1659 01:03:28,939 --> 01:03:30,007 WHAT? WHAT? 1660 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:31,441 YOU SAW SHOWS? YOU SAW SHOWS? 1661 01:03:31,475 --> 01:03:33,177 IS THAT IT? YOU WENT SHOPPING, RIGHT? 1662 01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:35,479 Laura and Ellen: NO SHOWS. 1663 01:03:35,512 --> 01:03:36,881 LAURA, LAURA, 1664 01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:39,183 TELL ME YOU DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER. 1665 01:03:39,216 --> 01:03:41,385 I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SISTER. 1666 01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:43,553 I MEAN, NOT LIKE YOU'RE THINKING. 1667 01:03:43,587 --> 01:03:44,955 NOT REALLY. 1668 01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:46,356 NOT REALLY? NOT REALLY? 1669 01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:47,424 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, NOT REALLY? 1670 01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:50,227 HOW DO YOU NOT REALLY HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE'S SISTER? 1671 01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:51,061 COME ON, MARTY. 1672 01:03:51,095 --> 01:03:52,863 I MEAN, WE TALKED. WE HELD EACH OTHER. 1673 01:03:52,897 --> 01:03:54,231 IT WAS REALLY NICE. 1674 01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:55,532 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S BEEN SO LONG 1675 01:03:55,565 --> 01:03:56,566 SINCE ANYBODY'S TOUCHED HER. 1676 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,936 OH, DON'T TELL ME THAT. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT. 1677 01:03:58,969 --> 01:03:59,870 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE BREAKFAST, MARTY? 1678 01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:01,571 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO HAVE A GIANT BREAKFAST. 1679 01:04:01,605 --> 01:04:05,509 OH, JEEZ, THIS IS BECOMING A NIGHTMARE WITH YOU. 1680 01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:06,410 NO, IT ISN'T. 1681 01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:07,277 YES. YES, IT IS. 1682 01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:09,146 NO. YOU'RE TAKING THIS ALL THE WRONG WAY, 1683 01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:11,181 BECAUSE I AM FEELING SO GREAT. 1684 01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:12,049 OH, GOOD. 1685 01:04:12,082 --> 01:04:13,117 REALLY. THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD FOR US. 1686 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:15,119 THIS IS GOOD FOR US? THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD FOR US? 1687 01:04:15,152 --> 01:04:16,553 HOW IS THIS GOING TO BE GOOD FOR US? 1688 01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:18,322 YOU HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER. 1689 01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:20,524 HEY, HEY, GOT A BIG FAMILY REUNION COMING UP. 1690 01:04:20,557 --> 01:04:22,927 WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A LITTLE WISH LIST? 1691 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,395 WELL, THAT'S IT. 1692 01:04:25,429 --> 01:04:26,130 I'VE BLOWN IT. 1693 01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:29,099 I TURNED HER INTO A SEX MONSTER. 1694 01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:30,334 SHE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME, TOO, BILLY. 1695 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:31,335 I CAN FEEL IT. 1696 01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:34,038 YOU HAVEN'T BLOWN IT. SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1697 01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:36,573 SO SHE LIKES GIRLS. BIG DEAL. SO DO YOU. 1698 01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:39,143 NOW YOU GOT SOMETHING IN COMMON. 1699 01:04:39,176 --> 01:04:40,477 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. 1700 01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:42,412 RELAX. ENJOY IT. 1701 01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:44,248 THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, BILLY. 1702 01:04:44,281 --> 01:04:45,449 IT'S NOT YOUR WIFE. 1703 01:04:45,482 --> 01:04:47,384 NOW, IF IT WAS MY WIFE, 1704 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:48,452 I'D BE DIGGING IT. 1705 01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:50,520 BUT THAT AIN'T NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. 1706 01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:54,458 CAROL IS TOO DAMN HUNGRY TO BOTHER HAVING SEX. 1707 01:05:06,036 --> 01:05:08,973 * WHY LIVE IN SO MUCH MISERY * 1708 01:05:09,006 --> 01:05:11,575 * DAY AFTER DAY 1709 01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:14,544 * WHEN THERE IS SO MUCH HAPPINESS * 1710 01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:17,147 * FLOWING MY WAY? 1711 01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:19,416 HEY, JUST SPOKE TO PEMBROKE. 1712 01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:21,418 GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. 1713 01:05:21,451 --> 01:05:24,354 THE GUY SOUNDS VERY, VERY INTERESTED. 1714 01:05:24,388 --> 01:05:25,489 YEAH? 1715 01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:26,991 AAH! GEE! 1716 01:05:27,024 --> 01:05:29,293 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? 1717 01:05:29,326 --> 01:05:33,663 THAT'S FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE'S BIG MOUTH. 1718 01:05:34,498 --> 01:05:35,365 I'M SORRY, HONEY. 1719 01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:38,068 I--I DID TELL CAROL ABOUT WHAT YOU TOLD ME 1720 01:05:38,102 --> 01:05:41,438 ABOUT BILLY'S GIRLFRIEND IN FRESNO. 1721 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,407 I'M--I'M SORRY. 1722 01:05:44,208 --> 01:05:46,243 LOOK, I WAS IN A WEAKENED STATE, 1723 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,113 AND WE WERE TALKING, AND... 1724 01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:50,981 SHE WAS VULNERABLE, AND... 1725 01:05:51,015 --> 01:05:53,283 SHE WAS HUNGRY, AND SHE JUST NEEDED SOMEONE 1726 01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:55,185 TO SHARE A PIZZA WITH 1727 01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:57,554 AND NOT BE JUDGED FOR IT. 1728 01:05:57,587 --> 01:05:58,655 SHE REALLY NEEDED ME. 1729 01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:01,625 CAROL REALLY, REALLY NEEDED ME. 1730 01:06:01,658 --> 01:06:03,427 SHE DID. 1731 01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:06,163 HEY, MARTY, 1732 01:06:06,196 --> 01:06:07,664 HOW'S THAT HOT LITTLE WIFE OF YOURS? 1733 01:06:07,697 --> 01:06:11,235 WOULDN'T MIND GETTING ME SOME OF THAT ACTION. 1734 01:06:11,535 --> 01:06:14,238 I'D BANG YOUR WIFE SO HARD, MARTY, 1735 01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:15,139 YOU'D THINK A BRASS BAND 1736 01:06:15,172 --> 01:06:16,373 WAS COMING DOWN THE STREET. 1737 01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:17,274 "WHO'S MY BITCH? WHO'S MY BITCH?" 1738 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:19,509 I'LL HAVE HER SCREAMING, "WHO'S MY BITCH?" 1739 01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:22,512 I WOULD GO SO FAR DOWN ON YOUR WIFE 1740 01:06:22,546 --> 01:06:23,280 YOU'D NEED A PASSPORT 1741 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,249 TO GET HER OUT OF CENTRAL AMERICA. 1742 01:06:25,282 --> 01:06:27,051 I WAS WITH YOUR WIFE SO LONG 1743 01:06:27,084 --> 01:06:29,786 I GOT TO PUT MY TONGUE IN A SLING. 1744 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:30,754 I'D CHEW HER BOX 1745 01:06:30,787 --> 01:06:32,656 LIKE A FUCKIN' HAMSTER. 1746 01:06:32,689 --> 01:06:35,492 NG, NG, NG, NA! NA! 1747 01:06:48,372 --> 01:06:49,306 HEY, BABE. 1748 01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:50,107 DR. BERMAN CALLED. 1749 01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:53,477 HE WANTS YOU TO CALL HIM RIGHT AWAY. 1750 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,245 ALL RIGHT. 1751 01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:00,184 WELL, MARTY, 1752 01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:03,387 WE, UH, FOUND A POLYP. 1753 01:07:03,587 --> 01:07:05,755 WE NEED TO TAKE IT OUT. 1754 01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:07,491 TAKE IT OUT. 1755 01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,526 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN--SURGERY? 1756 01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:10,827 WELL, WE DO IT HERE NOW 1757 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:14,298 AND RUN A TEST TO MAKE SURE IT'S BENIGN. 1758 01:07:14,331 --> 01:07:16,233 DO IT RIGHT HERE? 1759 01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:19,636 IT'S A VERY SIMPLE PROCEDURE, REALLY. 1760 01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:20,537 A LITTLE BIT OF PREP WORK. 1761 01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:23,507 IT'S JUST ONE MACHINE-- WORKS WITH LASERS. 1762 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:26,143 NICE MACHINE-- IT'S MADE BY SONY. 1763 01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:28,345 SONY. 1764 01:07:31,281 --> 01:07:34,318 SO, DID I TELL YOU I BOUGHT THAT PORSCHE BOXSTER? 1765 01:07:34,351 --> 01:07:36,386 * BABY, BABY ME 1766 01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:39,523 * MY LOVE, YOU KNOW I WILL * 1767 01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:41,658 SWEETIE, WAKE UP. 1768 01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:43,493 WAKE UP, HONEY. 1769 01:07:43,527 --> 01:07:44,328 YOU NEED TO EAT SOMETHING. 1770 01:07:44,361 --> 01:07:45,762 I'M NOT HUNGRY, LAURA. I'M NOT HUNGRY. 1771 01:07:45,795 --> 01:07:47,397 HONEY, YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY. 1772 01:07:47,431 --> 01:07:48,365 JUST HAVE A LITTLE SOUP. 1773 01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:50,200 I DON'T WANT ANY SOUP. I CAN'T... 1774 01:07:50,234 --> 01:07:54,404 HONEY, LISTEN HERE. LET ME HELP YOU UP. 1775 01:07:54,438 --> 01:07:55,305 WHAT? 1776 01:07:55,339 --> 01:07:57,407 WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT THAT I EAT THE SOUP? 1777 01:07:57,441 --> 01:07:58,475 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1778 01:07:58,508 --> 01:07:59,509 WHAT'D YOU PUT IN MY SOUP? 1779 01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:01,245 DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN MY SOUP? 1780 01:08:01,278 --> 01:08:02,146 MARTY. 1781 01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:02,979 IS THAT IT? 1782 01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:04,181 SLIPPED A LITTLE DOOZY IN MARTY'S SOUP, 1783 01:08:04,214 --> 01:08:05,749 SEND HIM OFF TO ALL-BOY HEAVEN? 1784 01:08:05,782 --> 01:08:07,584 THEN MOVE ONE OF YOUR LITTLE BETTYS IN HERE? 1785 01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:09,153 IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON? 1786 01:08:09,186 --> 01:08:10,287 YOU'RE DELIRIOUS. 1787 01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,457 I'M NOT DELIRIOUS. NOT WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON. 1788 01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:15,392 IT'S NOT THAT FAR-FETCHED. 1789 01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:17,694 PERFECT TIME. BLAME IT ON THE POLYP. 1790 01:08:17,727 --> 01:08:20,497 HOW DO I KNOW YOU DIDN'T PUT SOMETHING IN THIS SOUP? 1791 01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,366 YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS, HONEY. 1792 01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:25,602 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TRY THE SOUP? 1793 01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:27,704 YEAH. YEAH, YOU HAVE THE SOUP. 1794 01:08:27,737 --> 01:08:29,506 YOU HAVE THE SOUP. 1795 01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:31,475 SUCH GREAT SOUP. 1796 01:08:36,713 --> 01:08:37,414 I'M SORRY. 1797 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,449 I'M SORRY. I'M JUST WIPED OUT. 1798 01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:40,517 I'M SORRY. 1799 01:08:40,550 --> 01:08:44,188 HONEY, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY, BABY. 1800 01:08:44,221 --> 01:08:45,589 [LAUGHS] I'M SORRY. 1801 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:48,525 HEY, I'M SORRY. COME HERE. 1802 01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:50,227 COME HERE. 1803 01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:52,429 I'M SORRY. 1804 01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:54,198 IT'S OK. 1805 01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:56,633 * I'M GONNA LOVE YOU 1806 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,435 IT'S GOOD SOUP. 1807 01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:01,371 * SO HOLD ME AND TELL ME 1808 01:09:01,405 --> 01:09:04,541 * THAT EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT * 1809 01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:08,178 * AND, BABY, NOW'S THE TIME * 1810 01:09:08,212 --> 01:09:10,514 * OH, DARLIN', TAKE MY HAND * 1811 01:09:10,547 --> 01:09:13,783 * OH, BABY, BE MY GIRL 1812 01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:16,286 * YOU'LL BE MY LOVIN' MAN * 1813 01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:18,422 * SAY THAT YOU'RE MINE 1814 01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:19,523 * I'M YOURS 1815 01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:21,425 * THAT YOU LOVE ME TRUE * 1816 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:22,359 * I DO 1817 01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:23,760 * AND, BABY 1818 01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:26,230 * BABY ME 1819 01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:28,598 * AND I WILL BABY YOU 1820 01:09:28,632 --> 01:09:30,267 * WHOA, WHOA 1821 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,635 * WHOA, WHOA 1822 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:34,538 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1823 01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:36,473 HELLO? 1824 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,407 YEAH. JUST A MOMENT. 1825 01:09:37,441 --> 01:09:39,809 * OOH, BABY, YEAH, YEAH 1826 01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:40,810 * WHOA, WHOA 1827 01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:42,779 * WHOA, WHOA 1828 01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:45,815 * OOH, BABY, YEAH, YEAH 1829 01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:47,817 HONEY... 1830 01:09:48,418 --> 01:09:50,554 IT'S DR. BERMAN. 1831 01:09:51,655 --> 01:09:52,389 HELLO? 1832 01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,424 MARTY, JERRY BERMAN. 1833 01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:57,894 WELL, THESE CALLS GO ONE OF TWO WAYS. 1834 01:09:57,927 --> 01:10:01,865 THIS ONE'S GOING YOUR WAY, MARTY. YOU'RE FINE. 1835 01:10:01,898 --> 01:10:03,833 YOU SHOULD HAVE A GOOD LIFE. 1836 01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:05,001 GIVE LAURA MY LOVE. 1837 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,836 AND, MARTY, I GOT TO TELL YOU. I'VE KNOWN YOU A LONG TIME. 1838 01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:11,308 YOU'RE THE BIGGEST BABY I'VE EVER OPERATED ON, EVER. 1839 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:12,542 I MEAN IT. 1840 01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:14,311 A WUSS, MARTY. 1841 01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:15,645 OK. BYE-BYE. 1842 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:17,314 BYE. 1843 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,283 IT'S OK. 1844 01:10:19,316 --> 01:10:20,016 OH. 1845 01:10:20,049 --> 01:10:21,551 IT'S OK. 1846 01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:25,955 [LAUGHS] 1847 01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:27,391 AAH! 1848 01:10:27,424 --> 01:10:29,859 [LAUGHS] 1849 01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:32,562 MARTY? 1850 01:10:33,297 --> 01:10:35,365 I LOVE YOU. 1851 01:10:35,832 --> 01:10:38,268 THE SCARE WAS REALLY GOOD FOR ME. 1852 01:10:38,302 --> 01:10:40,704 IT MADE ME REALIZE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. 1853 01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,639 LATELY, I'VE BEEN THINKING 1854 01:10:42,672 --> 01:10:45,942 I WAS HIDING THIS DARK DESIRE FROM YOU, 1855 01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:47,444 BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN-- 1856 01:10:47,477 --> 01:10:49,546 NOT AT ALL. 1857 01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:50,880 IT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. 1858 01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:52,916 I WANT WHAT WE HAVE. 1859 01:10:52,949 --> 01:10:54,651 IT'S SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT TO ME 1860 01:10:54,684 --> 01:10:56,786 THAN HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN. 1861 01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,588 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT. 1862 01:10:58,822 --> 01:11:00,056 I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 1863 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,392 REALLY. THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED OUT. 1864 01:11:02,426 --> 01:11:06,496 I--I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. 1865 01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:08,532 THANKS, LAURA. 1866 01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:11,067 I GOT TO TELL YOU, I FEEL THE SAME WAY. 1867 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:13,570 I REALLY DO. 1868 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:16,406 A LOT OF SEX, MARTY. 1869 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:19,376 A LOT OF SEX? 1870 01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:20,410 GREAT, GREAT. 1871 01:11:20,444 --> 01:11:21,411 GOOD. 1872 01:11:21,445 --> 01:11:25,482 I WANT TO TRIPLE THE AMOUNT OF SEX THAT WE HAVE. 1873 01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:31,588 YOU WANT TO TRIPLE THE AMOUNT OF SEX WE HAVE? 1874 01:11:32,656 --> 01:11:35,091 THAT'S A LOT OF SEX. 1875 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,593 OW! OW, OW, OW. 1876 01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:40,063 OH, BABY, BABY, BABY. OH, BABY. 1877 01:11:40,096 --> 01:11:41,931 THAT'S IT! 1878 01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:44,534 [PANTING] 1879 01:11:44,568 --> 01:11:46,736 Laura: DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP. 1880 01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,107 WAS THAT OK? 1881 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,577 YOU COULD DO BETTER. 1882 01:11:53,610 --> 01:11:55,311 BETTER? 1883 01:11:55,979 --> 01:11:57,914 I'M READY AGAIN, MARTY. WAKE UP. 1884 01:11:57,947 --> 01:12:01,017 AAH! GENTLE, BABE. GENTLE. OW! 1885 01:12:01,585 --> 01:12:03,653 COME ON. UP, UP, UP. 1886 01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:06,055 OHH. 1887 01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:08,091 MMM. 1888 01:12:09,493 --> 01:12:12,929 IT'S PLAYTIME. 1889 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:20,437 [HORN HONKS] 1890 01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:29,379 OH, SHIT, IT'S THE PEMBROKES. 1891 01:12:29,646 --> 01:12:30,614 HEY, DAVE. 1892 01:12:30,647 --> 01:12:31,781 HEY, MARTY, HOW YOU DOING? 1893 01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:32,882 HEY, I'M DOING GOOD. 1894 01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:34,584 SORRY TO JUST DROP BY, BUT WE WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 1895 01:12:34,618 --> 01:12:35,452 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE US 1896 01:12:35,485 --> 01:12:37,521 UP IN THE CANYON AND SHOW US THAT HOUSE. 1897 01:12:37,554 --> 01:12:38,555 THE HOUSE? YEAH, DEFINITELY. 1898 01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:40,424 LET ME JUST RUN IN AND TELL LAURA I'M GOING TO GO. 1899 01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,425 NO. BRING HER. 1900 01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:43,092 I HAVE A FEELING I'M GOING TO NEED SOME COMPANY. 1901 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:44,661 * DOO DOO DOO DOO 1902 01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:46,530 * DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO 1903 01:12:46,563 --> 01:12:48,031 * DOO DOO DOO DOO 1904 01:12:48,064 --> 01:12:50,700 * DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO 1905 01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:51,468 * WELL 1906 01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:54,971 * TAKE A LITTLE ADVICE FROM ME * 1907 01:12:55,004 --> 01:12:57,641 * PLAY AROUND WITH TNT 1908 01:12:57,674 --> 01:12:59,175 * BUT, BABY 1909 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:03,880 * DON'T PLAY AROUND WITH LOVE * 1910 01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:06,550 * WELL 1911 01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:07,851 OOPS! 1912 01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:11,488 OH, MARTY, ARE YOU OK? 1913 01:13:11,988 --> 01:13:14,724 Marty: EVERY BEDROOM HAS ITS OWN BALCONY, 1914 01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:17,727 FIRST-CLASS WINDOWS, EVERYTHING HIGH-END-- 1915 01:13:17,761 --> 01:13:19,963 EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING. 1916 01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:21,665 WE GET THE BEST OF EVERYTHING. 1917 01:13:21,698 --> 01:13:23,066 MARTY, THIS IS A HELL OF A HOUSE. 1918 01:13:23,099 --> 01:13:25,602 I MEAN, THIS KID IS A REAL TALENT. 1919 01:13:25,635 --> 01:13:27,437 YES. YES, HE IS. HE'S VERY TALENTED, 1920 01:13:27,471 --> 01:13:29,606 AND I ALSO HAVE TO SAY HE'S LUCKY 1921 01:13:29,639 --> 01:13:30,640 HE'S GOT A VERY STRONG PARTNER, 1922 01:13:30,674 --> 01:13:32,876 BECAUSE THIS WAS NOT AN EASY HOUSE FOR US TO BUILD. 1923 01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:34,611 I AM VERY IMPRESSED WITH THIS KID'S WORK. 1924 01:13:34,644 --> 01:13:37,581 I'M GLAD. I'M GLAD. WE'VE PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS. 1925 01:13:37,614 --> 01:13:40,550 WE REALLY HAVE. WE PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS HOUSE. 1926 01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:42,852 SO, DO YOU REALLY DISLIKE L.A.? 1927 01:13:42,886 --> 01:13:44,888 ME? NO. 1928 01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,089 DAVE DOES. 1929 01:13:46,122 --> 01:13:47,491 WHEN YOU STAY MARRIED LONG ENOUGH, 1930 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,992 YOU REALLY HAVE TO THINK HARD SOMETIMES 1931 01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:51,995 WHICH OPINIONS ARE ACTUALLY YOUR OWN. 1932 01:13:52,028 --> 01:13:54,230 YEAH. I FIND MYSELF DOING THAT-- 1933 01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:57,501 JUST GRAFTING ONTO MARTY'S LIKES AND DISLIKES. 1934 01:13:57,534 --> 01:13:59,569 HA HA! I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, 1935 01:13:59,603 --> 01:14:03,507 BUT BEING WITH DAVE HAS REALLY CHANGED ME. 1936 01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:05,509 I USED TO BE A DEMOCRAT. 1937 01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:08,177 HE TURNED ME INTO A REPUBLICAN. 1938 01:14:08,211 --> 01:14:10,514 THEY CAN DO THAT. 1939 01:14:10,547 --> 01:14:12,616 YOU KNOW, BEFORE DAVE, 1940 01:14:12,649 --> 01:14:14,584 I WAS ACTUALLY A BIT OF A LIBERAL. 1941 01:14:14,618 --> 01:14:15,685 WHAT'S THIS ROOM IN HERE? 1942 01:14:15,719 --> 01:14:19,823 THIS ROOM IS GOING TO BE THE, UM... 1943 01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:22,025 THIS IS THE, UM... 1944 01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:23,760 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS ROOM IS. 1945 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:25,662 HE'S GOING TO BE HERE IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES. 1946 01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:28,264 WE'LL ASK HIM. 1947 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:30,800 EVIE WANTS TO HAVE LUNCH. 1948 01:14:30,834 --> 01:14:33,870 LUNCH WITH YOU AND EVIE-- YOU THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA? 1949 01:14:33,903 --> 01:14:34,971 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1950 01:14:35,004 --> 01:14:36,005 WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? 1951 01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:38,241 HER HUSBAND'S MY ONLY SERIOUS SHOT AT AN INVESTOR, 1952 01:14:38,274 --> 01:14:40,176 AND YOU HAVE THE SEXUAL SELF-CONTROL 1953 01:14:40,209 --> 01:14:41,645 OF A 52-YEAR-OLD SENATOR. 1954 01:14:41,678 --> 01:14:42,546 YOU TELL ME. 1955 01:14:42,579 --> 01:14:44,848 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, HONEY. 1956 01:14:44,881 --> 01:14:47,551 OH, DAMN, I GOT A PARKING TICKET. 1957 01:14:47,584 --> 01:14:48,585 GOT A DAMN PARKING TICKET. 1958 01:14:48,618 --> 01:14:51,254 HONEY, JUST CALM DOWN. IT'S JUST A PARKING TICKET. 1959 01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:52,522 IT'S NOT A PARKING TICKET. 1960 01:14:52,556 --> 01:14:54,558 IT'S GOD FUCKING WITH ME, OK? 1961 01:14:54,591 --> 01:14:55,992 FIRST, HE SENDS PARKING TICKETS, 1962 01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:59,963 AND THEN HE SENDS DROUGHT AND FAMINE. 1963 01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:03,299 NO, NO. HE'S NOT IN, EITHER. NO. 1964 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:04,200 NO. I ASKED ROVENBERG. 1965 01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:07,571 HE GAVE ME A WHOLE "MONEY'S TIGHT" SPEECH. 1966 01:15:07,604 --> 01:15:08,972 YEAH, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 1967 01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:11,575 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1968 01:15:11,608 --> 01:15:12,842 BYE. 1969 01:15:19,082 --> 01:15:20,249 ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT. 1970 01:15:20,283 --> 01:15:22,285 YOU THINK SHE REALLY LIKES YOU? 1971 01:15:22,318 --> 01:15:24,253 EVIE PEMBROKE? 1972 01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:25,254 YEAH, I THINK SHE LIKES ME. 1973 01:15:25,288 --> 01:15:28,625 ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO PISS YOU OFF. 1974 01:15:28,658 --> 01:15:29,593 I KNOW IT'S GOING TO SOUND BAD, 1975 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:33,296 BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD PURSUE IT A LITTLE BIT. 1976 01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:34,263 MARTY. 1977 01:15:34,297 --> 01:15:36,299 MARTY, ARE YOU ASKING ME TO HAVE SEX WITH EVIE? 1978 01:15:36,332 --> 01:15:39,869 NO. NO, I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO HAVE--NO. 1979 01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:41,104 I'M ASKING YOU TO DO, YOU KNOW, 1980 01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:41,971 DO YOUR LITTLE PIZZA GAG 1981 01:15:42,005 --> 01:15:44,708 OR DO YOUR LITTLE RAP ON HER, YOU KNOW? 1982 01:15:44,741 --> 01:15:45,408 GET COZY WITH HER. 1983 01:15:45,441 --> 01:15:47,744 EXCUSE ME. I DON'T HAVE A RAP, 1984 01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:48,878 AND I RESENT THIS. 1985 01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:50,046 OK, LAURA, 1986 01:15:50,079 --> 01:15:50,914 I'M JUST ASKING YOU 1987 01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:53,282 TO GET A LITTLE FRIENDLY WITH THE WOMAN. 1988 01:15:53,316 --> 01:15:54,050 GET TO KNOW HER. 1989 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:56,185 TALK HER INTO TALKING HER HUSBAND 1990 01:15:56,219 --> 01:15:58,688 INTO INVESTING IN MY PROJECT, OK? 1991 01:15:58,722 --> 01:15:59,656 IT'S A FAVOR I'M ASKING YOU-- 1992 01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:02,592 TO KEEP THIS HOUSE, TO KEEP OUR LIFESTYLE, OK? 1993 01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:03,827 I NEED YOU TO GO IN 1994 01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:06,596 FOR ONE LAST STRATEGIC HIT. 1995 01:16:06,630 --> 01:16:08,097 UHH. 1996 01:16:10,634 --> 01:16:11,901 WHAT? 1997 01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:13,336 IT WASN'T SUCH A BIG GODDAMN DEAL 1998 01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:14,638 WHEN YOU WERE CHASING MY SISTER 1999 01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:17,607 AROUND THE WAYNE NEWTON SUITE. 2000 01:16:20,009 --> 01:16:21,344 Evie: LAURA... 2001 01:16:21,377 --> 01:16:23,613 THESE ARE SO GREAT. 2002 01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:25,281 YOU REALLY ARE TALENTED. 2003 01:16:25,314 --> 01:16:26,916 OH, THANK YOU. 2004 01:16:26,950 --> 01:16:29,352 MARTY MADE ALL MY SHELVES. 2005 01:16:29,385 --> 01:16:32,321 I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY. 2006 01:16:32,355 --> 01:16:33,056 OH. 2007 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:35,291 THAT'S MY DAD. THAT'S MY FATHER. 2008 01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:36,059 REALLY? 2009 01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:37,994 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW MY FATHER. 2010 01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:42,732 OH, LAURA, I REALLY, REALLY LOVE YOUR WORK. 2011 01:16:42,766 --> 01:16:45,702 IT'S SO...WARM. 2012 01:16:45,735 --> 01:16:47,370 [GASPS] 2013 01:16:47,403 --> 01:16:49,706 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID WOMEN. 2014 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,141 I--I DON'T, REALLY. 2015 01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:54,377 I MEAN, I TRIED A FEW. 2016 01:16:54,410 --> 01:16:58,047 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A FEEL FOR THEM. 2017 01:16:58,081 --> 01:16:59,082 HUH. 2018 01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:00,850 DO YOU LIKE IT? 2019 01:17:00,884 --> 01:17:01,550 I THINK I FIGURED OUT 2020 01:17:01,584 --> 01:17:06,055 THAT I PREFER DOING YOUNG MEN. 2021 01:17:07,757 --> 01:17:09,893 THAT'S A SHAME. 2022 01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:12,328 OH, LOOK AT YOU. 2023 01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:13,162 OH. 2024 01:17:13,196 --> 01:17:14,664 YOU'RE BLUSHING. AM I? 2025 01:17:14,698 --> 01:17:16,399 OH, YOU'RE BRIGHT RED. 2026 01:17:16,432 --> 01:17:18,735 OK, I REALLY DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE DOING THIS. 2027 01:17:18,768 --> 01:17:20,670 YES, WE SHOULD. 2028 01:17:20,937 --> 01:17:21,871 I REALLY DON'T-- 2029 01:17:21,905 --> 01:17:23,406 YEAH, WE SHOULD. I-- 2030 01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:25,074 I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST THIS. 2031 01:17:25,108 --> 01:17:28,311 NO. ME? NO, NO, NO. DAVE IS. 2032 01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:29,278 DAVE IS. 2033 01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:31,047 LET GO. 2034 01:17:31,715 --> 01:17:33,750 I'M THE OPPOSITE OF DAVE.OH. 2035 01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:35,151 DAVE IS SQUARE. 2036 01:17:35,184 --> 01:17:37,320 I AM THE OPPOSITE OF SQUARE. 2037 01:17:37,353 --> 01:17:39,322 YOU'RE THE OPPOSITE OF SQUARE? 2038 01:17:39,355 --> 01:17:40,123 YEAH. 2039 01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:41,725 YOU KNOW, THE FIRST NIGHT I MET YOU, 2040 01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:43,860 I PICKED UP ON YOUR ENERGY. 2041 01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:44,728 OH, YEAH? 2042 01:17:44,761 --> 01:17:47,430 YEAH. I'VE GOT AN EYE AND AN EAR FOR IT. 2043 01:17:47,463 --> 01:17:48,197 MMM. 2044 01:17:48,231 --> 01:17:49,465 I CAN PICK THEM OUT OF THE CROWD-- 2045 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,134 STRAIGHT LITTLE WIFE 2046 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:54,337 WITH THE STRAIGHT LITTLE LIFE. 2047 01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:57,273 YOU'RE SO PENT-UP, AREN'T YOU? 2048 01:17:57,306 --> 01:17:58,341 UHH! 2049 01:17:58,374 --> 01:17:59,308 OH, IT'S OK. 2050 01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:00,209 YOU'RE JUST ABOUT READY TO LET THE DAM BURST. 2051 01:18:00,243 --> 01:18:03,747 I MEAN, I--I THINK I KIND OF LIKE THE DAM. 2052 01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:05,849 I--I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO SEE IT BURST. 2053 01:18:05,882 --> 01:18:06,482 OH... 2054 01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:08,852 I'VE GOT TO GO. 2055 01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:13,322 WE'LL CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION ANOTHER TIME. 2056 01:18:13,356 --> 01:18:15,391 OK. 2057 01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:16,192 [OPENS DOOR] 2058 01:18:16,225 --> 01:18:17,426 GIVE ME A MINUTE. GIVE ME A MINUTE. 2059 01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:19,829 HEY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN? 2060 01:18:19,863 --> 01:18:20,830 LISTEN. 2061 01:18:20,864 --> 01:18:21,965 HEY, HEY, COME ON, COME ON. 2062 01:18:21,998 --> 01:18:24,067 I'M KIDDING. I WAS JOKING. 2063 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:26,770 HEY, SHE LOOKS GREAT. 2064 01:18:26,803 --> 01:18:27,771 HI, CAROL. 2065 01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:29,005 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR WIFE DID TO HER, 2066 01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:31,374 BUT SHE IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT ANIMAL. 2067 01:18:31,407 --> 01:18:33,276 SHE'S ON A DIET. SHE'S INTO SEX. 2068 01:18:33,309 --> 01:18:35,444 ALL RIGHT, SO THINGS WORKED OUT, RIGHT? 2069 01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:37,280 FRIENDS AGAIN? 2070 01:18:37,947 --> 01:18:38,748 NO. 2071 01:18:38,782 --> 01:18:39,816 YOU KNOW, I--I KNOW WHY YOU TOLD HER. 2072 01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:43,019 YOU TOLD HER BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME. 2073 01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:44,520 NO. YOU TOLD HER BECAUSE YOU THINK 2074 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:46,289 BECAUSE YOU DON'T CHEAT BEHIND YOUR WIFE'S BACK, 2075 01:18:46,322 --> 01:18:47,757 BECAUSE YOU CHEAT IN FRONT OF HER FACE, 2076 01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:50,059 YOU'VE FOUND THIS HIGH, LOFTY MORAL GROUND 2077 01:18:50,093 --> 01:18:52,061 WHERE YOU CAN SIT UP THERE AND JUDGE ME FROM. 2078 01:18:52,095 --> 01:18:53,429 THAT'S NOT TRUE, BILLY. IT ISN'T. 2079 01:18:53,462 --> 01:18:54,898 IT IS TRUE. IT ISN'T. 2080 01:18:54,931 --> 01:18:56,265 IT IS, TOO, AND YOU KNOW IT. 2081 01:18:56,299 --> 01:18:57,300 AND YOU'RE WRONG, 2082 01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:59,102 BECAUSE YOU CAN BE IN THE SAME BED WITH YOUR WIFE, 2083 01:18:59,135 --> 01:19:01,004 AND YOU CAN BE CHEATING ON HER. 2084 01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:03,272 YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE WITH GOD, MARTY. 2085 01:19:03,306 --> 01:19:04,373 DON'T SAY THAT. 2086 01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:05,441 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 2087 01:19:05,474 --> 01:19:07,043 I'M GOING TO FINISH THE HOUSE, 2088 01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:08,077 AND THEN WE'LL SELL IT. 2089 01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:09,178 YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY BACK, 2090 01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:10,046 AND THEN, YOU KNOW WHAT? 2091 01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:13,316 WE'RE DONE. I MEAN IT. WE'RE--WE'RE DONE. 2092 01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:15,418 FINE. I GOT IT. 2093 01:19:15,451 --> 01:19:17,553 YOU KNOW, I... 2094 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,222 I DON'T LIKE YOU. 2095 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:20,289 I DON'T TRUST YOU. 2096 01:19:20,323 --> 01:19:22,158 I GOT IT. 2097 01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:23,226 YOU KNOW, I... 2098 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:27,030 I JUST REALIZED THAT--THAT YOU'RE NOT MY KIND OF GUY. 2099 01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,232 HEY, I GOT IT. 2100 01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:30,333 I GOT IT. 2101 01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:32,401 I GOT IT. 2102 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:37,841 I GOT IT. 2103 01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:47,383 EVIE, HI. 2104 01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:48,351 HI. 2105 01:19:48,384 --> 01:19:49,318 HI. 2106 01:19:49,352 --> 01:19:51,420 I WAS JUST GOING SHOPPING. YOU WANT TO JOIN ME? 2107 01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:53,122 SHOPPING? 2108 01:19:53,156 --> 01:19:54,290 NO, NO. 2109 01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:55,892 I'VE ALREADY DONE MY SHOPPING. 2110 01:19:55,925 --> 01:19:58,194 I'M HERE TO CLOSE A SALE. 2111 01:19:58,227 --> 01:19:59,996 CLOSE A SALE? 2112 01:20:00,029 --> 01:20:00,596 YEAH. 2113 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,298 I'M GOING INSIDE. 2114 01:20:02,331 --> 01:20:04,200 YOU'RE GOING INSIDE? 2115 01:20:04,233 --> 01:20:05,368 INSIDE, UPSTAIRS. 2116 01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:08,938 I'M GOING TO WAIT FOR YOU IN THE BEDROOM. 2117 01:20:08,972 --> 01:20:10,206 WAIT FOR ME? 2118 01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:11,474 YEAH. I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. 2119 01:20:11,507 --> 01:20:13,977 IT'S MY CUB SCOUT PICKUP DAY. 2120 01:20:14,010 --> 01:20:14,610 COME ON. 2121 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:17,080 COME ON. QUICKLY. 2122 01:20:17,113 --> 01:20:19,482 WAIT FOR ME UPSTAIRS? 2123 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:24,420 [FOOTSTEPS] 2124 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:27,323 THE DOOR'S LOCKED. 2125 01:20:27,356 --> 01:20:29,392 OK. 2126 01:20:29,425 --> 01:20:30,326 BILLY! 2127 01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:32,461 IT'S FOR YOU. 2128 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:38,501 YEAH, THIS IS BILLY. 2129 01:20:38,534 --> 01:20:40,403 BILLY, IT'S PEMBROKE. WHERE'S YOUR PARTNER? 2130 01:20:40,436 --> 01:20:41,337 I GOT A CHECK FOR HIM. 2131 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:42,271 I'M IN WITH YOU GUYS. 2132 01:20:42,305 --> 01:20:44,373 I JUST WANT TO GO OVER A FEW THINGS WITH HIM. 2133 01:20:44,407 --> 01:20:46,509 I DON'T KNOW. I--I THINK HE WENT HOME. 2134 01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:48,244 ALL RIGHT, I'LL HEAD OVER THERE. 2135 01:20:48,277 --> 01:20:49,612 I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON. 2136 01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:52,148 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 2137 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:54,617 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2138 01:21:01,524 --> 01:21:03,292 OHH! 2139 01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:06,429 OHH... 2140 01:21:06,462 --> 01:21:08,898 HEY. 2141 01:21:08,932 --> 01:21:10,366 MMM. 2142 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:13,502 YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME REAL FUN? 2143 01:21:13,536 --> 01:21:15,671 OH. MORE FUN THAN THIS? 2144 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:17,373 YEAH. 2145 01:21:23,379 --> 01:21:25,915 OH, THOSE ARE MARTY'S FAVORITE TIES. 2146 01:21:25,949 --> 01:21:27,216 AW... 2147 01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:28,952 POOR MARTY. 2148 01:21:28,985 --> 01:21:30,987 TO HELL WITH MARTY! 2149 01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:33,489 I WANT YOU TO TIE ME UP. COME ON. 2150 01:21:33,522 --> 01:21:35,158 NOW PUSH ME DOWN. 2151 01:21:35,191 --> 01:21:37,460 PUSH ME HARD, HARD, REALLY HARD. 2152 01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:39,062 YES! 2153 01:21:44,633 --> 01:21:47,503 OK, THERE YOU GO-- 2154 01:21:47,536 --> 01:21:49,038 ALL TIED UP AND GAGGED. 2155 01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:49,705 WHAT'S NEXT? 2156 01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:51,474 [MUFFLED] TAKE THE PILLOW-- 2157 01:21:51,507 --> 01:21:52,508 THE PILLOW-- AND PUT IT... 2158 01:21:52,541 --> 01:21:54,910 TAKE IT--TAKE IT... 2159 01:21:55,278 --> 01:21:56,245 TAKE A PILLOW? 2160 01:21:56,279 --> 01:21:57,146 [MUFFLED] YES! 2161 01:21:57,180 --> 01:21:58,014 TAKE THE PILLOW AND PUT IT UNDER MY BUTT! 2162 01:21:58,047 --> 01:22:03,186 E-EVIE, YOU'RE STARTING TO SCARE ME NOW. 2163 01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:08,924 LAURA? 2164 01:22:11,027 --> 01:22:12,428 LAURA? 2165 01:22:18,301 --> 01:22:19,468 Marty: OH, SHIT. 2166 01:22:19,502 --> 01:22:20,236 MARTY! 2167 01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:22,405 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 2168 01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:28,344 MARTY... 2169 01:22:28,377 --> 01:22:29,745 DON'T BE MAD. 2170 01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:30,980 DON'T BE MAD. 2171 01:22:31,014 --> 01:22:32,515 YOU WERE THE ONE. YOU TOLD ME. 2172 01:22:32,548 --> 01:22:34,683 I WAS THE ONE? I WAS THE ONE WHAT? 2173 01:22:34,717 --> 01:22:36,319 I TOLD YOU TO TIE HER UP? 2174 01:22:36,352 --> 01:22:39,188 YOU'VE GOT DAVE PEMBROKE'S WIFE 2175 01:22:39,222 --> 01:22:40,723 TIED UP IN OUR BEDROOM! 2176 01:22:40,756 --> 01:22:43,092 HAVE YOU LOST TOUCH WITH REALITY? 2177 01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:46,329 MARTY, YOU STARTED ALL OF THIS. 2178 01:22:46,362 --> 01:22:47,430 WHAT? YOU. 2179 01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:48,197 ME? YES. 2180 01:22:48,231 --> 01:22:49,332 I TOLD YOU TO GET CHUMMY WITH HER. 2181 01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:50,599 I SAID GET CHUMMY WITH HER. 2182 01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:52,735 I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO TAKE HER HOSTAGE. 2183 01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:53,702 OH, MY GOD. 2184 01:22:53,736 --> 01:22:54,403 YEAH, WELL... 2185 01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:55,171 YOU MADE ME OPEN CERTAIN DOORS 2186 01:22:55,204 --> 01:22:57,506 THAT JUST--I SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED. 2187 01:22:57,540 --> 01:22:58,441 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 2188 01:22:58,474 --> 01:22:59,442 WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? 2189 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:01,544 YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MARTY. 2190 01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:03,246 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. 2191 01:23:03,279 --> 01:23:04,447 THIS IS WHAT I WANTED? 2192 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:05,381 I WANTED YOU TO TIE UP 2193 01:23:05,414 --> 01:23:07,483 EVIE PEMBROKE IN OUR BEDROOM? 2194 01:23:07,516 --> 01:23:09,752 NO, BUT YOU-- YOU WANTED ME TO BE... 2195 01:23:09,785 --> 01:23:12,621 I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW WHAT I... 2196 01:23:12,655 --> 01:23:13,456 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 2197 01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:15,124 I WANTED YOU TO TRY A FEW THINGS, OK? 2198 01:23:15,158 --> 01:23:17,160 I WANTED YOU TO FOOL AROUND A LITTLE BIT. 2199 01:23:17,193 --> 01:23:18,227 IS THAT SO BAD? 2200 01:23:18,261 --> 01:23:20,529 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BECOME A WALKING ORGASM, LAURA! 2201 01:23:20,563 --> 01:23:23,199 JESUS, YOU'VE TAKEN THE WHOLE THING WAY TOO FAR! 2202 01:23:23,232 --> 01:23:24,467 YES,NO, I HAVEN'T! YOU HAVE! 2203 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:25,468 DON'T YOU YES, YOU HAVE!SAY THAT! 2204 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:29,272 DON'T YOU SAY THAT! DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T! 2205 01:23:29,305 --> 01:23:30,373 NO! LISTEN TO ME. 2206 01:23:30,406 --> 01:23:32,408 LISTEN TO ME. YOU'VE TAKEN THE WHOLE THING WAY TOO FAR. 2207 01:23:32,441 --> 01:23:35,544 YOU ARE TYING WOMEN UP, AND YOU'RE GAGGING THEM NOW. 2208 01:23:35,578 --> 01:23:36,479 THAT'S TOO FAR. 2209 01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:38,147 WHAT'S NEXT? I'M GOING TO COME HOME ONE DAY, 2210 01:23:38,181 --> 01:23:40,416 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE PERFORMING SURGERY! 2211 01:23:40,449 --> 01:23:43,352 IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. IT IS NOT LIKE THAT. 2212 01:23:43,386 --> 01:23:44,420 THIS IS YOUR FAULT. 2213 01:23:44,453 --> 01:23:45,188 I WAS HAPPY. 2214 01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:48,357 I WAS HAPPY JUST BEING YOUR WIFE! 2215 01:23:48,391 --> 01:23:49,225 OH, LAURA. 2216 01:23:49,258 --> 01:23:51,294 LAURA, JUST CALM DOWN, OK? 2217 01:23:51,327 --> 01:23:52,195 LET ME JUST... 2218 01:23:52,228 --> 01:23:54,530 YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU HAD ALL THIS IN YOU, 2219 01:23:54,563 --> 01:23:58,467 IT WAS GOING TO COME OUT SOONER RATHER THAN LATER. 2220 01:23:58,501 --> 01:24:00,469 MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. 2221 01:24:00,503 --> 01:24:02,771 MAYBE I DIDN'T WANT THE DAM TO BURST, MARTY. 2222 01:24:02,805 --> 01:24:04,173 YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? 2223 01:24:04,207 --> 01:24:05,808 WHAT DAM? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 2224 01:24:05,841 --> 01:24:07,810 YOU BURST THE DAM, MARTY. 2225 01:24:07,843 --> 01:24:09,378 WHAT FUCKING DAM, LAURA? 2226 01:24:09,412 --> 01:24:11,447 THIS IS ALL YOUR DOING. 2227 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:12,315 THIS IS MY DOING? 2228 01:24:12,348 --> 01:24:14,650 YOU TIED THAT WOMAN UP IN THERE, MARTY. 2229 01:24:14,683 --> 01:24:16,485 NOT ME. YOU. 2230 01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:32,368 SHE'S TIED UP WITH MY HUGO BOSS TIES? 2231 01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:33,202 SHE PICKED THE TIES. 2232 01:24:33,236 --> 01:24:35,471 OH, SHE HAS TASTE. THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 2233 01:24:35,504 --> 01:24:36,605 [DOORBELL RINGS] 2234 01:24:36,639 --> 01:24:37,573 WHO'S THIS? 2235 01:24:37,606 --> 01:24:38,274 I DON'T KNOW. 2236 01:24:38,307 --> 01:24:40,576 WELL, GO FIND OUT, GO FIND OUT. 2237 01:24:43,446 --> 01:24:44,480 [GASPS] 2238 01:24:44,513 --> 01:24:46,582 OH, NO. 2239 01:24:47,816 --> 01:24:48,817 MARTY! 2240 01:24:48,851 --> 01:24:49,752 WHAT? 2241 01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:50,653 IT'S DAVE. 2242 01:24:50,686 --> 01:24:51,654 DAVE? DAVE! 2243 01:24:51,687 --> 01:24:53,522 HE'S HERE? DAVE? 2244 01:24:53,556 --> 01:24:54,823 GUHH! 2245 01:24:55,558 --> 01:24:56,892 WHY IS HE HERE? 2246 01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:58,127 I DON'T KNOW. 2247 01:24:58,161 --> 01:25:00,429 OH, JEEZ. OH, MY GOD. 2248 01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:04,233 AAH! 2249 01:25:04,267 --> 01:25:05,501 WHAT DO WE DO? 2250 01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:07,370 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 2251 01:25:07,403 --> 01:25:09,705 ACT NATURAL, ACT NATURAL. 2252 01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:11,507 NO, THAT'S SEMI-NATURAL. 2253 01:25:11,540 --> 01:25:12,441 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 2254 01:25:12,475 --> 01:25:13,542 YES. YES. WHATEVER, WHATEVER. 2255 01:25:13,576 --> 01:25:16,412 GO OVER THERE. DO IT OVER THERE. 2256 01:25:16,445 --> 01:25:17,746 OH, GOD. 2257 01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:21,684 Marty: HEY, DAVE. 2258 01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:23,919 COME ON IN THE YARD. 2259 01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:25,454 HEY, DAVE. HOW YOU DOING, DAVE? 2260 01:25:25,488 --> 01:25:28,424 HEY. HEY, DAVE. HEY, DAVE. 2261 01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,826 ALL RIGHT. OK. 2262 01:25:30,859 --> 01:25:32,595 HEY, DAVE. HOW YOU DOING? 2263 01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:34,197 COME ON IN THE YARD, MAN. 2264 01:25:34,230 --> 01:25:34,797 WHERE'S MY WIFE? 2265 01:25:34,830 --> 01:25:35,664 YOUR WIFE? I DON'T KNOW. 2266 01:25:35,698 --> 01:25:37,533 HEY, YOU WANT TO GO DOWN TO THE CORNER, 2267 01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:38,100 GET A DRINK, 2268 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:39,535 TALK ABOUT THE PROJECT? 2269 01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:40,936 NO. HER CAR'S HERE. 2270 01:25:40,969 --> 01:25:42,505 HER CAR'S HERE? 2271 01:25:42,538 --> 01:25:43,406 HI, LAURA. 2272 01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:44,907 HEY, DAVE, HOW YOU DOIN'? 2273 01:25:44,940 --> 01:25:45,541 WHERE'S EVIE? 2274 01:25:45,574 --> 01:25:47,510 EVIE? UH, SHE'S NOT HERE. 2275 01:25:47,543 --> 01:25:49,345 YEAH, NO, SHE'S NOT HERE, DAVE. 2276 01:25:49,378 --> 01:25:53,282 YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY HER CAR WOULD BE HERE, LAURA? 2277 01:25:53,316 --> 01:25:55,551 HER CAR IS HERE? WOW. 2278 01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:57,686 I'M NOT A CAR PERSON, SO I WOULDN'T KNOW. 2279 01:25:57,720 --> 01:25:59,622 NO. SHE'S NEVER BEEN A CAR PERSON. 2280 01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:00,223 NO. 2281 01:26:00,256 --> 01:26:01,224 YOU'RE NOT A CAR PERSON? 2282 01:26:01,257 --> 01:26:02,891 DAVE, YOU KNOW WHAT? DAVE, LET'S GO IN THE YARD. 2283 01:26:02,925 --> 01:26:04,593 YOU WANT TO GO IN THE BACKYARD AND HAVE A DRINK? 2284 01:26:04,627 --> 01:26:07,796 I DON'T WANT A DRINK. I NEED TO FIND MY WIFE. 2285 01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:09,232 [DOORBELL RINGS] 2286 01:26:09,265 --> 01:26:09,965 MAYBE THAT'S HER. 2287 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:11,534 NO, IT'S NOT HER. IT'S NOT HER. 2288 01:26:11,567 --> 01:26:13,536 WELL, HONEY, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S NOT HER. 2289 01:26:13,569 --> 01:26:14,770 I DON'T? HE DOESN'T? 2290 01:26:14,803 --> 01:26:16,372 OH, I DON'T. I COULDN'T KNOW. 2291 01:26:16,405 --> 01:26:17,940 THERE'S NO WAY I WOULD KNOW IT'S NOT HER. 2292 01:26:17,973 --> 01:26:20,309 OK, I DON'T, BUT I'LL CHECK AND I'LL SEE. 2293 01:26:20,343 --> 01:26:21,744 I'LL SEE IF IT'S HER. I'LL GET THE DOOR, 2294 01:26:21,777 --> 01:26:25,348 AND YOU GUYS, GO IN THE YARD, OK, BUDDY? 2295 01:26:25,381 --> 01:26:27,450 YEAH, COME ON IN THE YARD. 2296 01:26:27,483 --> 01:26:29,685 DIDI! HEY, HEY. 2297 01:26:29,718 --> 01:26:31,387 HI. BAD TIME. BAD TIME. 2298 01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:32,488 LAURA'S NOT HERE. 2299 01:26:32,521 --> 01:26:33,456 MARTY, WAIT. 2300 01:26:33,489 --> 01:26:34,457 I HAVE TO TALK TO LAURA. 2301 01:26:34,490 --> 01:26:36,592 I WANT TO TAKE HER TO THE SCULPTURE SYMPO-SIUM. 2302 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:37,960 I REALLY THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR HER. 2303 01:26:37,993 --> 01:26:38,994 LISTEN, LAURA'S NOT HERE, OK? 2304 01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:41,897 AND I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. YOU HAVE TO GO. 2305 01:26:41,930 --> 01:26:43,366 BUT, MARTY, HER CAR IS HERE. 2306 01:26:43,399 --> 01:26:45,968 I KNOW SHE'S HERE. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 2307 01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:47,670 DIDI, DIDI, DON'T TAKE THIS WRONG, 2308 01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:50,939 BUT LAURA DOES NOT WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR LITTLE CLUB. 2309 01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:52,308 MY LITTLE CLUB? 2310 01:26:52,341 --> 01:26:54,777 YES, OK? SHE HAD A TRIAL MEMBERSHIP, 2311 01:26:54,810 --> 01:26:56,479 AND WE'RE NOT GONNA RENEW. 2312 01:26:56,512 --> 01:26:57,446 A TRIAL MEMBERSHIP? 2313 01:26:57,480 --> 01:26:59,482 YES. A TRIAL MEMBERSHIP, AND I HAVE TO GO. OK? 2314 01:26:59,515 --> 01:27:01,984 SO, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU, NO OFFENSE, 2315 01:27:02,017 --> 01:27:05,254 BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO RENEW THE MEMBERSHIP, OK? 2316 01:27:05,288 --> 01:27:06,455 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH MARTY? 2317 01:27:06,489 --> 01:27:09,492 UH, WE JUST BOUGHT A NEW ESPRESSO MACHINE, 2318 01:27:09,525 --> 01:27:13,629 AND, UM, HE JUST HAD, WHOA, WAY TOO MUCH, AND, UH... 2319 01:27:13,662 --> 01:27:14,397 I'M GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE. 2320 01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:15,764 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? ALL YOU GUYS, 2321 01:27:15,798 --> 01:27:18,401 YOU THINK YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT LESBIANS. 2322 01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:20,569 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO INTO LESBIANS, 2323 01:27:20,603 --> 01:27:21,470 BUT YOU'RE NOT. 2324 01:27:21,504 --> 01:27:23,406 YOU ARE INTO WHAT YOU WISH LESBIANS WERE-- 2325 01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:26,442 COCK-HUNGRY NYMPHOS KEEPING THEMSELVES BUSY 2326 01:27:26,475 --> 01:27:28,411 UNTIL A REAL MAN HITS TOWN. 2327 01:27:28,444 --> 01:27:29,545 THAT'S NOT THE REALITY. 2328 01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:32,748 OK, DIDI, VERY QUICKLY, WHAT'S THE REALITY? I GOT TO GO! 2329 01:27:32,781 --> 01:27:34,850 THE REALITY, MARTY, IS THAT YOU PUSHED 2330 01:27:34,883 --> 01:27:36,352 AND YOU PUSHED AND YOU PUSHED, 2331 01:27:36,385 --> 01:27:39,388 AND NOW YOUR WIFE EATS PUSSY BETTER THAN YOU DO. 2332 01:27:39,422 --> 01:27:41,424 HAVE A NICE DAY. 2333 01:27:44,059 --> 01:27:46,829 UH, HONEY? HEY. 2334 01:27:46,862 --> 01:27:50,499 DID THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH EVIE? 2335 01:27:50,533 --> 01:27:51,434 WAS IT EVIE? 2336 01:27:51,467 --> 01:27:52,501 NO. 2337 01:27:52,535 --> 01:27:53,168 NO? 2338 01:27:53,201 --> 01:27:55,471 SOMEONE ABOUT A SYMPO-SIUM. 2339 01:27:55,504 --> 01:27:56,872 SYMPO-SIUM? 2340 01:27:56,905 --> 01:27:58,574 YEAH, SYMPO-SIUM. 2341 01:27:58,607 --> 01:27:59,875 A SYMPO-SIUM? 2342 01:27:59,908 --> 01:28:02,611 SYMPO-SI-- YEAH, YEAH, A SYMPO-SIUM. 2343 01:28:02,645 --> 01:28:04,347 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE, MARTY? 2344 01:28:04,380 --> 01:28:05,781 LET'S GO DOWN AND GET A DRINK AT A BAR. 2345 01:28:05,814 --> 01:28:08,851 I'M GOING STIR CRAZY. I GOT TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 2346 01:28:08,884 --> 01:28:11,019 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 2347 01:28:11,053 --> 01:28:12,020 WHAT'S THAT? 2348 01:28:12,054 --> 01:28:14,357 UM...OUR DOG. OUR NEW DOG. 2349 01:28:14,390 --> 01:28:15,257 SOUNDS LIKE EVIE. 2350 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,092 IT'S OUR NEW DOG. IT'S A BARKING TERRIER. 2351 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:18,727 IS THAT EVIE? NO, NO. 2352 01:28:18,761 --> 01:28:20,329 IT'S OUR DOG. 2353 01:28:20,363 --> 01:28:21,296 EVIE! EVIE! 2354 01:28:21,330 --> 01:28:24,733 EVIE, ARE YOU UP THERE? EVIE, ARE YOU UP HERE? 2355 01:28:24,767 --> 01:28:26,469 [MUFFLED SCREAMING] 2356 01:28:26,502 --> 01:28:28,404 EVIE! 2357 01:28:31,574 --> 01:28:33,742 HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. EVIE! 2358 01:28:33,776 --> 01:28:34,443 DAVE, LISTEN TO ME! 2359 01:28:34,477 --> 01:28:35,478 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 2360 01:28:35,511 --> 01:28:38,347 I CAME IN AND SAW THE SAME THING AND WENT, "AAH!" 2361 01:28:38,381 --> 01:28:39,548 SON OF A BITCH! 2362 01:28:39,582 --> 01:28:40,583 YOU PERVERT! 2363 01:28:40,616 --> 01:28:42,485 NO, DAVE! NO, NO, DAVE! 2364 01:28:42,518 --> 01:28:44,720 BRING YOUR FUCKING ASS! 2365 01:28:44,753 --> 01:28:46,589 I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MARTY! 2366 01:28:46,622 --> 01:28:48,424 YOU'RE A DEAD MAN! 2367 01:28:48,457 --> 01:28:50,058 YOU ARE A DEAD MAN, MARTY! 2368 01:28:50,092 --> 01:28:52,561 YOU ARE A DEAD MAN! 2369 01:28:52,595 --> 01:28:54,096 LISTEN, DON'T OVERREACT! 2370 01:28:54,129 --> 01:28:55,798 YOU GOT 18 FURNITURE STORES. 2371 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:57,633 I DON'T WANT A LAWSUIT! 2372 01:28:57,666 --> 01:28:59,535 COME HERE, MARTY, YOU SON OF A-- 2373 01:28:59,568 --> 01:29:01,704 COME HERE, MARTY. WAS IT WORTH IT, HUH? 2374 01:29:01,737 --> 01:29:03,372 I DIDN'T TIE HER UP! 2375 01:29:03,406 --> 01:29:04,840 DAVE! DAVE! 2376 01:29:04,873 --> 01:29:05,674 COME HERE, MARTY. 2377 01:29:05,708 --> 01:29:07,142 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! 2378 01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:07,976 WAS IT WORTH IT, MARTY? 2379 01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:10,112 'CAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE NOW, MARTY. 2380 01:29:10,145 --> 01:29:12,014 YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 2381 01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:14,650 JUST STOP IT! JUST STOP IT! 2382 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:15,451 ARE YOU OK, MARTY? 2383 01:29:15,484 --> 01:29:18,587 NO, I'M NOT OK! DO I LOOK OK TO YOU? 2384 01:29:18,621 --> 01:29:20,756 YOU ARE A DEAD MAN, MARTY. 2385 01:29:20,789 --> 01:29:23,426 NO, DON'T DO ANYTHING. DON'T HURT HIM. 2386 01:29:23,459 --> 01:29:24,593 NO! NO! IT WAS ME! 2387 01:29:24,627 --> 01:29:26,495 I TIED EVIE UP! I DID! 2388 01:29:26,529 --> 01:29:29,598 I TIED-- YES! YES! IT WAS ME! 2389 01:29:29,632 --> 01:29:30,599 SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT! 2390 01:29:30,633 --> 01:29:32,501 YOU TIED MY WIFE DOWN? 2391 01:29:32,535 --> 01:29:33,569 YES, IT WAS ME! 2392 01:29:33,602 --> 01:29:35,604 I DIDN'T WANT TO. SHE SEDUCED ME. 2393 01:29:35,638 --> 01:29:36,539 I SWEAR! I SWEAR! 2394 01:29:36,572 --> 01:29:38,507 IT'S TRUE. LAURA DIDN'T WANT TO TIE HER UP. 2395 01:29:38,541 --> 01:29:41,143 EVIE SEDUCED HER. IT'S TRUE, DAVE. 2396 01:29:41,176 --> 01:29:42,010 IT'S TRUE. 2397 01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:43,612 I WASN'T GONNA SLEEP WITH ANY MORE WOMEN, 2398 01:29:43,646 --> 01:29:44,880 AT LEAST NOT FOR A WHILE ANYWAY. 2399 01:29:44,913 --> 01:29:47,583 OK, GOOD. CONVERSATION FOR ANOTHER TIME? 2400 01:29:47,616 --> 01:29:49,818 DAVE, LISTEN... 2401 01:29:50,819 --> 01:29:52,187 I'M A STAND-UP GUY. 2402 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:53,656 I WOULD NOT TIE YOUR WIFE UP. 2403 01:29:53,689 --> 01:29:54,790 I WOULDN'T. I'VE KNOWN YOU A LONG TIME. 2404 01:29:54,823 --> 01:29:57,526 I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO JEOPARDIZE OUR RELATIONSHIP-- 2405 01:29:57,560 --> 01:29:58,694 BUSINESS OR PROFESSIONAL. 2406 01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:00,195 WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DEAL, MAN, HUH? 2407 01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:01,964 MARRIED TO SOME WEIRD L.A. SEX FREAK, 2408 01:30:01,997 --> 01:30:02,898 IS THAT YOUR THING? 2409 01:30:02,931 --> 01:30:05,468 DAVE, YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T CALL LAURA NAMES. 2410 01:30:05,501 --> 01:30:06,869 WHAT SHOULD I CALL HER, MARTY? 2411 01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:07,803 THAT'S WHAT SHE IS. 2412 01:30:07,836 --> 01:30:09,872 SHE'S GOT MY WIFE TIED AND GAGGED TO THE BED. 2413 01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:10,873 WHAT SHOULD I CALL HER? 2414 01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:13,676 YOU'RE MARRIED TO A LITTLE DEVIATE L.A. SEX TWAT. 2415 01:30:13,709 --> 01:30:15,444 DAVE, SCREW YOU. SCREW YOU. 2416 01:30:15,478 --> 01:30:16,211 SCREW ME? 2417 01:30:16,244 --> 01:30:18,747 DON'T CALL LAURA NAMES. I MEAN IT. 2418 01:30:18,781 --> 01:30:19,682 SCREW YOU, MARTY! 2419 01:30:19,715 --> 01:30:21,016 YOU'RE WAY OVERREACTING, MARTY. 2420 01:30:21,049 --> 01:30:22,685 I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE PISSED OFF HERE. 2421 01:30:22,718 --> 01:30:25,020 YOU'RE OVERREACTING, SUNSCREEN. 2422 01:30:25,053 --> 01:30:25,921 I MEAN IT. 2423 01:30:25,954 --> 01:30:28,491 TAKE YOUR ORANGE COUNTY WEATHER-BEATEN ASS 2424 01:30:28,524 --> 01:30:29,592 AND GO GET YOUR DRIP-DRIED 2425 01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:31,760 GRISLY WHACKED-OUT EXCUSE FOR A WIFE 2426 01:30:31,794 --> 01:30:33,562 AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 2427 01:30:33,596 --> 01:30:35,163 I'M SERIOUS. I MEAN IT. 2428 01:30:35,197 --> 01:30:35,998 YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN, 2429 01:30:36,031 --> 01:30:37,966 AND THIS IS A NO REPUBLICAN ZONE, OK? 2430 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,769 YOU'RE--YOU'RE MESSING UP MY PROPERTY VALUES. 2431 01:30:40,803 --> 01:30:42,037 YEAH. OK? 2432 01:30:42,070 --> 01:30:43,205 [PANTING] 2433 01:30:43,238 --> 01:30:45,474 TAKE OFF, DAVE. 2434 01:30:47,510 --> 01:30:48,410 AW, THE HELL WITH IT. 2435 01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:52,147 THE HELL WITH YOU, AND THE HELL WITH HER. 2436 01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:53,248 THE HELL WITH YOU! 2437 01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:56,519 OK, LAURA, HE GETS THE MESSAGE. 2438 01:30:56,985 --> 01:30:59,154 AND DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN YOU GET A BILL 2439 01:30:59,187 --> 01:31:00,489 FOR CLEANING AND PRESSING 2440 01:31:00,523 --> 01:31:03,458 4 HUGO BOSS TIES, OK, PEMBROKE? 2441 01:31:05,694 --> 01:31:08,564 OH, GOOD, KICK MY GATE, MILLIONAIRE. 2442 01:31:08,597 --> 01:31:10,465 THAT'LL HELP. 2443 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,770 WELL, SHIT! THAT DIDN'T GO WELL! 2444 01:31:15,037 --> 01:31:17,205 IT WAS NICE WHAT YOU DID, THOUGH. THANKS. 2445 01:31:17,239 --> 01:31:18,574 YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 2446 01:31:18,607 --> 01:31:22,578 NOW I GOT TO PAY THE MORTGAGE, THOUGH. 2447 01:31:23,612 --> 01:31:25,247 OK, I THINK WE'RE THIS CLOSE TO VIOLATING 2448 01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:26,782 A FEDERAL LAW OF SOME KIND. 2449 01:31:26,815 --> 01:31:28,551 GO UPSTAIRS AND UNTIE EVIE. 2450 01:31:28,584 --> 01:31:29,985 NO WAY. I'M NOT GONNA UNTIE HER. 2451 01:31:30,018 --> 01:31:32,788 LAURA, YOU GOT A WOMAN TIED AND GAGGED UPSTAIRS. 2452 01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:34,289 GO UPSTAIRS AND UNTIE HER. 2453 01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:36,559 NO, I'M NOT GOING TO UNTIE HER. 2454 01:31:36,592 --> 01:31:38,160 HEY, YOU TIED HER UP. GO UNTIE HER. 2455 01:31:38,193 --> 01:31:40,028 MARTY BARNES, YOU GO UNTIE HER YOURSELF. 2456 01:31:40,062 --> 01:31:42,798 NO, YOU TIED HER UP. YOU GO UNTIE HER. 2457 01:31:42,831 --> 01:31:45,233 GO UNTIE HER, MARTY! 2458 01:31:45,267 --> 01:31:47,069 NOW! 2459 01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:51,039 FINE, I'LL UNTIE HER. 2460 01:31:55,611 --> 01:31:58,280 IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF DEAL TO ME. 2461 01:31:58,313 --> 01:32:02,250 I'M GOING. I'M GOING. 2462 01:32:06,054 --> 01:32:06,855 HI. 2463 01:32:06,889 --> 01:32:09,024 EVIE, HI, HI. 2464 01:32:09,057 --> 01:32:11,760 HI. LISTEN, UM... 2465 01:32:11,794 --> 01:32:12,895 BEFORE I UNTIE YOU, 2466 01:32:12,928 --> 01:32:14,763 WHILE I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, 2467 01:32:14,797 --> 01:32:15,698 I JUST WANTED TO... 2468 01:32:15,731 --> 01:32:18,834 TAKE A MINUTE AND SAY, YOU KNOW, THAT, UM... 2469 01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:20,302 I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE 2470 01:32:20,335 --> 01:32:22,771 REALLY ROUGH ON YOU AND DAVE, AND... 2471 01:32:22,805 --> 01:32:25,040 IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO END UP IN... 2472 01:32:25,073 --> 01:32:27,610 A DIVORCE FOR THE TWO OF YOU, 2473 01:32:27,643 --> 01:32:29,978 WHICH IS REALLY SAD. 2474 01:32:30,012 --> 01:32:32,047 OK, WHAT I'M THINKING IS, 2475 01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:33,015 WHAT I'M THINKING IS, 2476 01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:35,684 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE HALF OF DAVE'S MONEY, RIGHT? 2477 01:32:35,718 --> 01:32:38,053 AND I GOT A REALLY GOOD INVESTMENT FOR YOU, 2478 01:32:38,086 --> 01:32:40,789 A REALLY GOOD PROJECT THAT I'M WORKING ON. 2479 01:32:40,823 --> 01:32:42,758 IT'S SOMETHING... 2480 01:32:47,229 --> 01:32:48,363 HEY, BEAUTIFUL. 2481 01:32:48,396 --> 01:32:49,598 HEY, HONEY. 2482 01:32:49,632 --> 01:32:50,365 LOOK AT YOU. 2483 01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:51,066 LIKE MY HAIR? 2484 01:32:51,099 --> 01:32:53,001 WOW. OH, YEAH. ARE YOU KIDDING? 2485 01:32:53,035 --> 01:32:54,369 I'M CRAZY ABOUT IT. 2486 01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:55,270 GREAT. 2487 01:32:55,303 --> 01:32:56,371 YOU HUNGRY? 2488 01:32:56,404 --> 01:32:57,005 YEAH. I'M STARVED. 2489 01:32:57,039 --> 01:32:58,741 CAN WE GO SOMEPLACE NICE? 2490 01:32:58,774 --> 01:33:01,744 ANYWHERE YOU WANT. YOU KNOW THAT. 2491 01:33:03,646 --> 01:33:04,412 HI. I'M HENRY. 2492 01:33:04,446 --> 01:33:06,281 HENRY. MARTY. NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN. 2493 01:33:06,314 --> 01:33:07,315 NICE TO MEET YOU. 2494 01:33:07,349 --> 01:33:09,251 DO YOU LIKE HER NEW HAIR? 2495 01:33:09,284 --> 01:33:10,753 HER HAIR? 2496 01:33:10,786 --> 01:33:12,755 YEAH, YEAH, I LIKE HER HAIR. 2497 01:33:12,788 --> 01:33:14,623 THANKS. 2498 01:33:14,657 --> 01:33:16,258 NICE MEETING YOU, HENRY. 2499 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:17,325 BYE-BYE. 2500 01:33:17,359 --> 01:33:18,126 SEE YOU, HENRY. 2501 01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:19,394 YOU LIKE THIS RESTAURANT, DON'T YOU? 2502 01:33:19,427 --> 01:33:21,897 MM-HMM. YEAH. ALWAYS DID. 2503 01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:23,165 I KNOW YOU DID. 2504 01:33:23,198 --> 01:33:24,066 YOU KNOW WHAT? 2505 01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:26,334 WE'RE GONNA START COMING HERE AGAIN A LOT. 2506 01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:29,337 WOW. THAT'D BE NICE. THANKS. 2507 01:33:29,371 --> 01:33:30,973 GOOD. 2508 01:33:31,006 --> 01:33:33,175 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HENRY? 2509 01:33:33,208 --> 01:33:34,710 THE GUY AT YOUR SALON? 2510 01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:35,277 MM-HMM. 2511 01:33:35,310 --> 01:33:36,411 SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY. 2512 01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:38,947 DO YOU THINK HE'S OPENLY BISEXUAL? 2513 01:33:38,981 --> 01:33:42,084 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, OPENLY BISEXUAL? 2514 01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:44,720 WELL, IF I WENT IN THERE THIS AFTERNOON, AND I WENT, 2515 01:33:44,753 --> 01:33:46,421 "HEY, IS ANYBODY IN HERE BISEXUAL," 2516 01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:48,791 WHAT DO YOU THINK LITTLE HENRY WOULD DO? 2517 01:33:48,824 --> 01:33:50,993 WHAT'S YOUR POINT, LAURA? 2518 01:33:51,026 --> 01:33:53,361 I THINK HE'D BE GOOD FOR YOU. 2519 01:33:53,395 --> 01:33:55,898 GOOD FOR ME? 2520 01:33:57,199 --> 01:33:59,101 YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME, RIGHT? 2521 01:33:59,134 --> 01:34:01,003 YEAH. 2522 01:34:02,370 --> 01:34:04,272 I MIGHT BE. 2523 01:34:04,306 --> 01:34:06,341 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 2524 01:34:06,374 --> 01:34:09,712 * DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT * 2525 01:34:10,345 --> 01:34:12,414 * RUDE BOY 2526 01:34:14,316 --> 01:34:16,719 * GONNA LOVE THAT 2527 01:34:17,820 --> 01:34:18,887 * DON'T WATCH IT 2528 01:34:18,921 --> 01:34:20,455 * RUB IT UP 2529 01:34:20,488 --> 01:34:21,356 * PUSH IT UP 2530 01:34:21,389 --> 01:34:25,694 * WIND AND GRIND, MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 2531 01:34:25,728 --> 01:34:27,329 * ROCK IT RIGHT 2532 01:34:27,362 --> 01:34:28,831 * THROUGH THE NIGHT * 2533 01:34:28,864 --> 01:34:32,334 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE IT MINE, ALL MINE * 2534 01:34:32,367 --> 01:34:34,136 * SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER 2535 01:34:34,169 --> 01:34:35,437 * THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER 2536 01:34:35,470 --> 01:34:36,204 * MIND WHAT YOU DO 2537 01:34:36,238 --> 01:34:38,874 * BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET TOUCHED * 2538 01:34:38,907 --> 01:34:41,810 * 2 WOMEN, 2 WOMEN THEN THAT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH * 2539 01:34:41,844 --> 01:34:46,014 * YOU KNOW THEM LITTLE GIRLS, THEY'VE GOT THE SPECIAL TOUCH * 2540 01:34:46,048 --> 01:34:48,316 * RUB IT UP 2541 01:34:48,350 --> 01:34:49,217 * PUSH IT UP 2542 01:34:49,251 --> 01:34:53,221 * WIND AND GRIND, MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 2543 01:34:53,255 --> 01:34:54,790 * ROCK IT RIGHT 2544 01:34:54,823 --> 01:34:56,124 * THROUGH THE NIGHT * 2545 01:34:56,158 --> 01:34:59,094 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE, ALL MINE * 2546 01:34:59,127 --> 01:35:01,229 * DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT 2547 01:35:01,263 --> 01:35:03,331 * GONNA LIKE THAT 2548 01:35:04,132 --> 01:35:06,201 * GONNA LIKE THAT 2549 01:35:07,435 --> 01:35:10,138 * SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER 2550 01:35:10,172 --> 01:35:11,774 * SKA LOVER 2551 01:35:11,807 --> 01:35:13,441 * DO IT 2552 01:35:13,475 --> 01:35:14,877 * SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER 2553 01:35:14,910 --> 01:35:16,278 * THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER 2554 01:35:16,311 --> 01:35:19,314 * WOMAN TO WOMAN, SAY, YOU GET TOO HOT * 2555 01:35:19,347 --> 01:35:22,818 * HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE, IT'S A 3-POINT SHOT * 2556 01:35:22,851 --> 01:35:27,289 * SO WHY WON'T YOU DO ME, 'CAUSE YOUR MY BIG CATCH * 2557 01:35:27,322 --> 01:35:28,991 * RUB IT UP 2558 01:35:29,024 --> 01:35:30,225 * PUSH IT UP 2559 01:35:30,258 --> 01:35:33,996 * WIND AND GRIND, MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 2560 01:35:34,029 --> 01:35:35,463 * ROCK IT RIGHT 2561 01:35:35,497 --> 01:35:36,932 * THROUGH THE NIGHT * 2562 01:35:36,965 --> 01:35:41,804 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE, ALL MINE * 2563 01:35:52,881 --> 01:35:54,416 * WATCH THE LINE, RUDE BOY * 2564 01:35:54,449 --> 01:35:56,351 * RUB IT UP 2565 01:35:56,384 --> 01:35:57,252 * PUSH IT UP 2566 01:35:57,285 --> 01:36:01,356 * WIND AND GRIND, MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 2567 01:36:01,389 --> 01:36:02,958 * ROCK IT RIGHT 2568 01:36:02,991 --> 01:36:04,292 * THROUGH THE NIGHT * 2569 01:36:04,326 --> 01:36:08,263 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE, ALL MINE * 2570 01:36:08,296 --> 01:36:09,898 * RUB IT UP 2571 01:36:09,932 --> 01:36:11,099 * PUSH IT UP 2572 01:36:11,133 --> 01:36:14,870 * WIND AND GRIND, MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 2573 01:36:14,903 --> 01:36:16,371 * ROCK IT RIGHT 2574 01:36:16,404 --> 01:36:18,206 * THROUGH THE NIGHT * 2575 01:36:18,240 --> 01:36:19,541 * SKA LOVER, SKA LOVER 2576 01:36:19,574 --> 01:36:21,043 * THE DOUBLE TROUBLE LOVER 2577 01:36:21,076 --> 01:36:24,479 * WOMAN TO WOMAN, SAY, YOU GET TOO HOT * 2578 01:36:24,512 --> 01:36:27,449 * HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE, IT'S A 3-POINT SHOT * 2579 01:36:27,482 --> 01:36:32,054 * SO WHY WON'T YOU DO ME, 'CAUSE YOUR MY BIG CATCH * 2580 01:36:32,087 --> 01:36:33,889 * RUB IT UP 2581 01:36:33,922 --> 01:36:35,023 * PUSH IT UP 2582 01:36:35,057 --> 01:36:38,927 * WIND AND GRIND, MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 2583 01:36:38,961 --> 01:36:40,395 * ROCK IT RIGHT 2584 01:36:40,428 --> 01:36:41,363 * THROUGH THE NIGHT * 2585 01:36:41,396 --> 01:36:46,334 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE, ALL MINE * 2586 01:36:57,412 --> 01:36:59,214 * WATCH THE LINE, RUDE BOY * 2587 01:36:59,247 --> 01:37:01,116 * RUB IT UP 2588 01:37:01,149 --> 01:37:02,017 * PUSH IT UP 2589 01:37:02,050 --> 01:37:06,188 * WIND AND GRIND, MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 2590 01:37:06,221 --> 01:37:07,555 * ROCK IT RIGHT 2591 01:37:07,589 --> 01:37:08,991 * THROUGH THE NIGHT * 2592 01:37:09,024 --> 01:37:13,028 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE, ALL MINE * 2593 01:37:13,061 --> 01:37:14,462 * RUB IT UP 2594 01:37:14,496 --> 01:37:15,864 * PUSH IT UP 2595 01:37:15,898 --> 01:37:19,601 * WIND AND GRIND, MAKE YOU FEEL SO FINE * 2596 01:37:19,634 --> 01:37:21,336 * ROCK IT RIGHT 2597 01:37:21,369 --> 01:37:22,570 * THROUGH THE NIGHT * 2598 01:37:22,604 --> 01:37:25,874 * GIRL, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MINE, ALL MINE * 2599 01:37:25,908 --> 01:37:27,309 * DON'T DO IT 2600 01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:30,145 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TRIMARK HOME VIDEO 2601 01:37:30,178 --> 01:37:34,416 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 163453

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