Original subtitles

BUG SQUEAKS

Stand and deliver!

HORSE NEIGHS SOFTLY

RAT CHUCKLES

- Ha! - HORSE NEIGHS

The Highway Rat was a baddie.

The Highway Rat was a beast.

He took what he wanted and ate what he took.

His life was one long feast.

Eurgh!

- RAT WHISTLES - Here!

Ha!

- BEES BUZZ - Aargh!

Whoa!

Mmm!

Yeah!

His teeth where sharp and yellow.

His manners were rough... DUCK QUACKS

..and rude.

RAT CHUCKLES

Yah!

And the Highway Rat went riding - riding, riding!

Riding along the highway - and stealing the travellers' food.

BEE BUZZES

- RAT GULPS - Oh!

Eurgh...

HORSE NICKERS

BEE BUZZES

Hmm...

RAT GASPS

RAT HUMS A TUNE

Oh-ho-ho!

Ooh!

Mmm!

- Mmm! - BEE SIGHS SADLY

RAT GASPS

A rabbit came hopping along the road,

then stopped with her paws in the air.

For blocking her way was the Highway Rat, who cried out...

Who goes there?

- Ha! - Ooh!

Ha!

Give me your pastries and puddings.

Puddings? No!

Ha! Give me your chocolate and cake!

- Uh-uh... - Huh?

Huh! Bye!

RABBIT GASPS

For I am the...

- rat of the highway! - Ooh.

The highway!

- The highway! - Ooh!

- Oh... - Yes!

Yes, I am the rat of the highway!

And whatever I want, I take.

- I have no cakes... - The rabbit replied.

- I just have a bunch of...clover. - Huh?

Mmm...

The Highway Rat gave a scornful look. But he ordered...

Oh, hand it over!

Here!

This clover is bound to be tasteless.

Eurgh! This clover is dull as can be!

But I am the rat of the highway and this clover belongs to me!

Ooh!

- Ha! - HORSE NEIGHS

RABBIT SIGHS

Ooh!

FROG CROAKS

Ha-a-ar!

Buns? Or biscuits?

A squirrel came bounding along the road,

then stopped with a shake and a shiver.

Oh!

Ah! Oh!

For reining his horse was the Highway Rat, who thundered...

- Stand and... - RAT COUGHS

Stand and deliver!

SQUIRREL GASPS

- Give me your buns and your biscuits! - Whoa!

- He-he-he! - Aargh!

Give me your chocolate eclairs!

For I am the rat of the highway.

The highway!

The highway! Ooh...

Yes, I am the rat of the highway and the rat thief never shares!

- I...I have no buns... - The squirrel replied.

- I just have a sack of nuts. - Nuts?

Argh!

Aargh!

Oh!

The robber snatched the sack and snarled...

I'll have no ifs or buts.

These nuts are probably rotten.

Oh, these nuts are hard as can be!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

SQUIRREL LAUGHS

RAT SNARLS

But I am the rat of the highway and these nuts belong to me!

- Ha! - HORSE NEIGHS

Yah!

Huh?

Eurgh...

Aargh!

A-a-a-argh!

Hm? Hmm...

Ah!

Some ants came crawling along the road...

- Ha! - ..then stopped with a somersault.

For baring his teeth was The Highway Rat, who bellowed a deafening...

Halt!

Ha-ha! Give me your sweets and your lollies.

Aargh! Give me your toffees and chews!

For I am the rat of the highway!

The highway!

Ow!

The highway!

ANT SQUEAKS

ANTS GASP

Yes, I am the rat of the highway and nobody dares to refuse.

- We have no sweets! - The ants replied.

We just have this nice green leaf.

- Oh, no, you don't! Not any more! - Declared the Highway Thief.

This leaf is nasty and bitter. This leaf is as thin as can be.

But I am the rat of the highway

and this leaf belongs to...

RAT GULPS

..me!

DISTANT LAUGHTER

ANT SQUEAKS

A-ha...

THEY GASP

Yah! Yah!

Ha! Ha-hey!

Yee-hee-hee!

Please!

Aargh!

- RAT LAUGHS - Come on.

- Boo! - Aargh!

FROG CROAKS

With never a "please" or a "thank you",

the Rat carried on in this way.

Flies from a spider...

milk from a cat...

He once stole his own horse's hay! RAT LAUGHS

DUCK SIGHS SOFTLY

The creatures who travelled the highway

grew thinner

and thinner

and thinner...

THEY GASP

..while the Highway Rat grew horribly fat.

Ooh... He's eating up everyone's dinner!

- ECHO: - Dinner! Dinner! Dinner!

Ooh!

- ECHO: - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Hmm... Ah!

DUCK EXHALES

A duck came waddling down the road, then stopped with a...

How do you do?

You!

He-he-he...

- Pffft! I see you have nothing... - The Rat complained.

In that case, I'll have to eat...

- ..YOU! - Oh!

I doubt if you're terribly juicy.

Most likely, your tough as can be.

But I am the rat of the...

- Highway? - The highway!

- The highway! - Yes!

I am the rat of the highway and I fancy a duck for tea!

- Hang on! - Quacked the duck.

For I have a sister with goodies you might prefer.

I know that she'd love to meet you and I'm certain that you'd like her.

For in her cave, her deep, dark cave, right at the top of the hill,

are biscuits and buns aplenty!

And there you may eat your fill.

- Yeah! Lead on! - Cried the Rat.

Ooh!

RAT GRUNTS

Ha!

And they took to the road - which seemed it would never end.

Onwards they rode and upwards.

- Here. - Bend after bend after bend.

At last, they came to a lonely cave

and the duck began to quack.

- She quacked... - Good evening, sister!

Sister? Sister!

- And... ECHO: - Sister! Sister! Sister!

..a voice from the cave came back!

Shhh!

- Do you have cakes and chocolates? - The Highway Robber cried. And...

- ECHO: - Chocolates! Chocolates! Chocolates!

- The voice from the cave replied. - I'm coming to take them!

The rat thief yelled. His greedy eyes grew round and...

- ECHO: - Take them! Take them! Take them!

Came back the welcome sound.

Ha!

HORSE SNORTS

Ha! Ha!

SMACK!

- HORSE SNORTS - Ow! Ow!

What?

The Highway Rat leaped off his horse.

Into the cave he strode.

DUCK QUACKS

Ha!

The duck took hold of the horse's reins...

- Yah! - HORSE NEIGHS

..and galloped down the road!

RAT GASPS

Ow!

Huh?

RAT SIGHS

Pffft! Chocolates!

- ECHO: - Chocolates! Chocolates! Chocolates! Chocolates!

Aargh!

Faster and ever faster, following all the bends,

the plucky young duck went...

- Riding, riding! - ..riding -

galloping down the highway - back to her hungry...

Friends!

Here!

THEY LAUGH AND CHEER

Then they shared out the food from the saddle bags

and feasted all night long.

Bright were the flames of the bonfire.

Loud was the music and song.

ANTS CHEER

Oh!

Oh...

Wild was the moonlight dancing...

Merry the cheer and chat.

For now we can live in freedom safe from the Highway Rat.

And what of the Rat in the echoey cave?

WIND HOWLS

WATER DRIPS

RAT GROANS

Oh...

Oh!

Ah!

SPLASH!

Ooh!

CREAKING

- BATS SQUEAK - Aargh!

A-a-a-a-argh!

SPLASH!

Oh!

RAT GROANS

Oh...

RAT SOBS

Ha!

Aargh!

BUZZING

Oh!

Oh!

Huh?

RAT GASPS

- Wait! - ECHO: - Wait! Wait! Wait!

And as for the Rat in the echoey cave,

he shouted and wandered till...

..he found his way out in the darkness

on the other side of the hill.

Brrr!

RAT'S TUMMY RUMBLES

Oh!

GLASS SQUEAKS

RAT GASPS

Ooh!

No...

CUBS GIGGLE

DUCK HUMS A TUNE

- Ooh! - Oh!

DUCK GASPS

Hmm...

RAT GULPS

RAT WHISTLES TUNE

HORSE SNORTS

A thinner and greyer and meeker Rat, he robs on the road no more.

For he landed a job in a cake shop!

A cake shop!

A cake shop.

- Ha! - HORSE NEIGHS

And they say he still works in the cake shop,

sweeping the cake shop floor.