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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,520 Hurry up! We're running late! On stage, everybody! 2 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,930 Anyone seen the baby? 3 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:57,020 - What about the tree? - I believe Rabbit has it. 4 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:58,520 I can smell the baby. 5 00:01:00,270 --> 00:01:03,430 - Shh! They're here! Hurry up! - I can't find the baby. 6 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,810 - Maybe she's with the props. - She's not a prop. 7 00:01:05,970 --> 00:01:10,930 - So, where's this tree go? - Behind, it goes behind! 8 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:13,770 - Hey, did you see the baby? - Yeah, over there. 9 00:01:13,930 --> 00:01:15,390 Where did Pig get to? 10 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,180 - Oh, he just went that way. - Righto! 11 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:20,970 - We're not ready! - The audience is waiting! 12 00:01:21,140 --> 00:01:23,810 You... you get out there and keep them busy! 13 00:01:23,970 --> 00:01:25,810 - Now? - Now! 14 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:31,930 Welcome, everybody! 15 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,350 We are called the Honeysuckle Farm Theatre Company, 16 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,720 And today-tonight, we are proud to present three plays. 17 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,520 The first one is called "Baby Delivery". 18 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,270 It's about a stork... 19 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:44,310 We're gonna have to change the title. 20 00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:46,366 - We can't just change it. - We don't have a baby. 21 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:47,996 Are you kidding me? What should we call it, then? 22 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,890 Oh, yeah. Good question. Hold on. 23 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:53,520 Got it! 24 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,520 We'll use this watermelon! 25 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,020 Ah, good! Erm... 26 00:01:58,180 --> 00:02:02,020 So, our first play is now "Watermelon Delivery", 27 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:07,430 the story of a baby melon who's delivered by a stork to a... 28 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:10,470 - Psst! We found the baby. - Ah, where was she then? 29 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,600 She was behind the watermelon. 30 00:02:12,770 --> 00:02:17,020 Ha-ha! Well, without further ado, here's "Baby Delivery"! 31 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:21,390 We're not ready! We're not ready! 32 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,350 So sorry! You... didn't see that. 33 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,220 - The ladder! - Someone take the ladder! 34 00:02:26,390 --> 00:02:27,930 - I'll get it! - I'm still on it! 35 00:02:32,930 --> 00:02:34,720 OK, we're ready. 36 00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:38,430 Ladies and gentlemen, "Baby Delivery"! 37 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:24,220 - What're you doing? - I'm gard... Oh, not gardening. 38 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:27,470 - Can I help? - No, thanks. I'm fine, really. 39 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,430 - What're you doing? - We're gardening. 40 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,060 I love that! I'll give you a hand. 41 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:35,260 Oh, no! There's no need. It's quite alright. 42 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:38,560 - What's that? Can I cut it? - D-d-don't you dare touch! 43 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,720 They're hard enough to grow without you butting in. 44 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,510 OK, I'll crack on with the weeding, then. 45 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,180 Yeah, you do that. Stick to the weeding. 46 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,390 And what about me? 47 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,890 My beans are ruined! Huh? 48 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,640 Argh! Stop! What are you doing? 49 00:03:53,810 --> 00:03:55,350 I'm getting rid of the weeds. 50 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,576 You told me to get rid of the weeds so that's what I'm doing. 51 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,430 But those are carrots, not weeds! You fool! 52 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:10,640 Stop! 53 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:13,350 Are you crazy? That is poison! 54 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,100 Huh? 55 00:04:16,270 --> 00:04:19,600 - It gets rid of all the bugs. - You're the only bug here. 56 00:04:19,770 --> 00:04:21,350 Go on, get out! 57 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,680 Really? Cause I did find some 58 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:24,260 big bugs in your bushes over there. 59 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:25,720 That's a tomato. 60 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,720 In that case, I stopped your tomato invasion. 61 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:30,010 - All of them? - You're welcome. 62 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:33,010 Phew! OK, so what can I do now? 63 00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:35,470 Nothing at all! Both of you, out! 64 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,220 OK, alright. 65 00:04:37,390 --> 00:04:40,140 - We were only trying to help. - Well, go and help elsewhere! 66 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:42,100 But look, I haven't pruned this tree, yet. 67 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:45,810 Now you listen to me. No one goes near my apple tree! 68 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,760 Am I a dad? 69 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:56,220 But... where did that come from? 70 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:15,100 - I'm in pain! - What happened to you? 71 00:05:15,270 --> 00:05:18,100 I was flying through the air, when, out of nowhere, 72 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:21,810 your pine tree hit me. 73 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:23,310 You mean apple tree. 74 00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:25,310 I don't think I can fly anymore. 75 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:29,430 The violence of the collision broke my wing. 76 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,600 You can stay here and recover as long as you like. 77 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:34,720 - It doesn't look that bad. - Not that bad? 78 00:05:34,890 --> 00:05:39,100 It's an absolute disaster, darling! A tragedy! 79 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:42,600 You know this little girl will become an orphan, 80 00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:45,010 if I do not deliver her on time. 81 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:52,760 Unless I find a volunteer to deliver her in my place. 82 00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:55,760 Hm? But I can't do that, I'm just a little pig. 83 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:57,760 Come on it's not that difficult. 84 00:05:57,930 --> 00:06:00,470 - What, delivering babies? - Don't underestimate yourself. 85 00:06:00,930 --> 00:06:02,560 It is! Stop pushing me. 86 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,640 You're going to abandon this baby? 87 00:06:05,810 --> 00:06:08,350 Hey, we can deliver the baby. Easy peasy! 88 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:11,406 Actually, you know what? I'll do it. 89 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:13,180 Certainly not, you can't handle it. 90 00:06:13,350 --> 00:06:15,970 - You're just a pig. - Yes, I can! You said I could. 91 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:17,930 No, you can't. That's enough. 92 00:06:18,890 --> 00:06:20,680 Here. Her name is Pauline. 93 00:06:20,850 --> 00:06:23,560 There's her bottle and her address. 94 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:27,010 Well, thanks again and bon voyage. 95 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:29,810 Wait there! You don't seem to know. 96 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:31,180 Oh, it's you again. 97 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,600 You cannot trust those two with this baby. 98 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:35,720 You don't seem to know they're a menace! 99 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:37,810 You have no right demeaning others 100 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:40,600 when you were too selfish to agree in the first place. 101 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:42,930 But look at them, they're fools! 102 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:45,010 Where have they gone to? 103 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:47,760 Genius idea, but are you sure 104 00:06:47,930 --> 00:06:49,720 the tree's pointing the right way 105 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:52,510 - Absolutely! - So, she'll land in Avignon? 106 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,560 Yes, of course she will. No problem. 107 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,390 Now, up you go! You sit there, Pauline. 108 00:06:56,560 --> 00:07:00,930 Stop! Wait! Wait! 109 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:02,640 Drop that rope! 110 00:07:02,810 --> 00:07:04,600 You can't put a baby on a catapult! 111 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:06,010 What are you thinking of? 112 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:08,350 We only wanted to send her home. 113 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,640 Come here, you. 114 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:14,140 Now, please, take this baby back to the stork. 115 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:17,560 Oh, OK, OK! We'll go. 116 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,930 You know, I'm not sure about catapults for personal use. 117 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,470 They're dangerous and generally not a good idea. 118 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,140 Hey! We could always walk there. 119 00:07:40,310 --> 00:07:41,680 Yeah, great idea! 120 00:07:41,850 --> 00:07:44,850 No, no, no, very bad idea. We're going nowhere. 121 00:07:45,020 --> 00:07:46,680 We're taking this baby back to the stork. 122 00:07:46,850 --> 00:07:48,430 We simply can't look after her. 123 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,600 Of course we can. Let's go. 124 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,310 And you know the way to Avignon? 125 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:54,470 Sure! Hmm... 126 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,260 Er... we'll ask along the way. 127 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,970 Bonjour! You are off to Avignon, no? 128 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:02,010 We know all about that town. 129 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,760 We go there every summer. 130 00:08:03,930 --> 00:08:05,930 It's not complicated to get there. 131 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:09,350 You see, when you're at the crossroads, the fourth to your 132 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:09,810 right, 133 00:08:09,970 --> 00:08:11,890 that's Avenue De Champignon. 134 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:14,220 Don't take it! Go straight on. 135 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:18,350 Then you take the second to the right, then another right. 136 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,760 Then straight away at the roundabout... 137 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:27,220 It's the pollen. 138 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:29,180 OK, I found someone who can help us. 139 00:08:29,350 --> 00:08:32,560 Ah, yeah, I'd like to introduce Mr. Wolf? 140 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,060 - Hello, gentlemen. - Hello. 141 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:37,510 Do you mind if I rustle something up before we leave? 142 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,310 Yes, yes, that's no problem, please. 143 00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:41,260 It's a wolf! 144 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:43,260 Well, yes, his name is Mr. Wolf. 145 00:08:43,430 --> 00:08:45,760 We shouldn't stay here. He's gonna eat us. 146 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:48,220 I doubt it, he's fixing himself a snack. 147 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:49,810 Almost ready. 148 00:08:49,970 --> 00:08:51,970 No worries, take your time. 149 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,970 No, he's got fangs and fur, a tail and fangs! 150 00:08:58,140 --> 00:09:00,510 Sorry, Mr. Wolf, he's always in a rush. 151 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:03,060 We, on the other hand... 152 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:11,560 I think you may have been right, you know! 153 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,220 Thank you! What do we do now? 154 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,600 There, the lorry! 155 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:37,470 I thought he was a nice guy at first. 156 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,430 - Huh? - Huh? 157 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,760 BUTCHER L. BLOODY 158 00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:50,930 Great idea the truck was! 159 00:09:51,890 --> 00:09:53,560 - Oh, no! - What? 160 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,060 I left the baby's bottle in the back of the truck. 161 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,640 Phew! 162 00:09:57,810 --> 00:09:59,616 If you'd forgotten the baby, that'd have been really bad. 163 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,100 Huh? 164 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,560 I don't believe this. How could you? 165 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,640 Don't panic, we'll find her! 166 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,680 Told you, we'd find her. 167 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:30,260 Pauline! 168 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:35,430 We thought we'd never see you again. We were so worried. 169 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,600 Right, let's go! Huh? 170 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:42,810 Now, let's deliver that baby. Hold tight! 171 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:44,930 How does this thing start? 172 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:48,140 Oh, no! 173 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,310 Right, all systems go. 174 00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:55,890 - Where are we off to? - We need to go there. 175 00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:58,640 No, no, no, you're wrong. It's this way! 176 00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:04,560 I read the map, it's this way! 177 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:08,060 And I'm driving the truck. So it's this way! 178 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:10,390 I told you, it's over there! 179 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,970 No, no, you're wrong! 180 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:14,260 You're all over the place. Come on, give me the wheel! 181 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:21,140 - Very well, here's the wheel. - No, thanks. You're the driver. 182 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:42,560 Oh, the baby! Pauline, where are you? 183 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,310 - Where are you? - She's not here. 184 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:47,560 - Ooh! - And not up there. 185 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,310 Where could she be? 186 00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:51,180 There! Pauline! 187 00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:58,470 No, this is your job. 188 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,560 You're the one who takes to water like a... 189 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,810 - Wait, wait! Just hold on. - Now what's the problem? 190 00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:06,060 Yes, well, erm... You'll laugh when I tell you. 191 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,580 It's comical actually. To tell you the absolute the truth... 192 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,720 I, erm... you know... I can't swim. 193 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:12,890 What? But you're a duck! 194 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:17,600 It's OK, I'll take care of it. This is the way to do it. Ooh! 195 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,930 With no unpleasant drowning. 196 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:23,720 Whoa, whoa, whoa! There's gonna be no drowning. 197 00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:29,220 I'll go, too. Right, left, right... very good. 198 00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:31,010 Slowly there! 199 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:33,220 Left... nearly there. 200 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:35,560 Pauline, we're coming! 201 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,510 - We've gotta get... - Safe and sound. 202 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,760 You see that? You hardly even got wet. 203 00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:55,850 Have you got a little thank you for me, Pauline, yeah? 204 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,350 What... 205 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,970 such... 206 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:05,560 big... 207 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,140 teeth! 208 00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:08,680 Oh! 209 00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:22,010 Hey! You OK? Are you angry? 210 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,310 Aw, don't be angry. 211 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:29,180 We make a great team. We'll make it there. 212 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,930 Look, we built a car to get us there faster. 213 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:35,850 Oh, yeah. It'll work great. A little petrol, a match... 214 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:44,930 Hmm... That's enough. It's over. 215 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,180 What do you mean, "it's over"? 216 00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:50,060 Let's cut our losses and head back. 217 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,640 What about Pauline? We gotta take her to her parents. 218 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:55,850 Take her to her parents? We don't even know where they are! 219 00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:58,810 We've been going five hours, but we're 200 meters from the farm! 220 00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,680 Oof, you're exaggerating. 221 00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:05,310 Oh, sorry! Yes, that's 300 meters at least. 222 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,220 What about what the stork said? Remember? 223 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,850 She'll be an orphan if we do nothing. 224 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,470 Well, thanks to you, she almost got eaten by a wolf, 225 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,890 trampled by a bull, we had to rescue her from drowning. 226 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:17,850 Not to mention your catapult! 227 00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:20,260 You'd be better off doing nothing! 228 00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:21,576 You do things without thinking them through! 229 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,080 You do things without thinking at all! 230 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:24,220 You are awful! 231 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:27,720 Oh, yeah? Well, you're all "talk" and no "do". 232 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:30,180 Yeah, no "do". At least we try! 233 00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:32,600 Well, try on your own. Goodbye. 234 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:44,600 Oh, sorry, Pauline. 235 00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:48,140 We have to stop kidding ourselves, we just can't manage. 236 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:49,560 The farm's right there. 237 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,180 We'll take you back to the humans. They'll know what to do. 238 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,430 The humans are nice. 239 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,260 Hey, there are two humans there. 240 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,180 Ah, no, not those ones. 241 00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:38,220 - Huh? - What on earth is this? 242 00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:40,470 Rabbit! 243 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,140 You killed him. You murderers! 244 00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:47,350 Rabbit, Rabbit! Talk to us. 245 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,680 - Pauline... - You saved her life. 246 00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:52,640 Then my work here is done. 247 00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:55,010 No, no, no, stay with us, Rabbit! 248 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,510 - I'm... I'm going... - No! 249 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,680 I'm going to the light at the end of the tunnel. 250 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:03,010 - Turn back to us. - Someone's talking to me... 251 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,100 It's... it's a carrot! 252 00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:06,720 She wants me to eat her! 253 00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:09,180 Coming! 254 00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:12,060 What on earth! A tranquillizer? 255 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,140 Stop, he's not dead! He's only drugged! 256 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,060 They only shot him with a tranquillizing dart. 257 00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:26,430 He's really out of it, isn't he? 258 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,060 Wow, there's enough here to knock out an alpaca. 259 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:35,100 - Hey, it's broken. - Yes, well observed. 260 00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:37,350 Right, where's that rabbit? 261 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,390 Isn't that him over there? 262 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:43,260 - Ah, I don't think so. - Ask him. 263 00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,890 - You know him better. - But you ask better questions. 264 00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:48,260 Erm, Rabbit, is that you? 265 00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:53,390 It's OK, we're leaving. 266 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,260 Run away before I eat you! 267 00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,850 I will never return to the zoo! 268 00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:00,810 What did they shoot him with? 269 00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:04,350 You're not the hunters? 270 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,310 Welcome back. How are you feeling? 271 00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:23,510 Alright... Where's the farm? 272 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,260 We're in the forest. Do you remember? 273 00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,350 And who's this guy? 274 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,970 Don't really know. 275 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:32,010 Sorry, I'm the one to blame. 276 00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:36,350 I'm a tarsier from China. I escaped from the zoo. 277 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:40,560 Last night, the zoo keepers tried to capture me. 278 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,560 Yeah, he's been saying the same thing over and over again, 279 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,260 but we don't understand. 280 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:47,890 He says he comes from China, escaped from a zoo 281 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,600 and that humans have been trying to capture him. 282 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,470 I want to go back to China, but it's impossible. 283 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,970 Send yourself by mail. 284 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,390 What do you mean? 285 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,350 Put yourself in a package. 286 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,350 Then, we'll send it by mail. 287 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,600 Excellent idea! 288 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:06,810 - Oi, you speak Chinese? - Course. Don't you? 289 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:09,060 Thank you, thank you. 290 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:10,970 - What's he saying? - He's says "thanks". 291 00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,560 Why's he saying thanks? 292 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,260 He wants to go home, so I told him he could mail himself. 293 00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:17,760 We put him in parcel, write a Chinese address on it 294 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,220 and "zoom", he's back home. 295 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,350 Directly home? 296 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,220 You're a genius. 297 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:34,390 - Comfortable enough? - Yes, thank you. 298 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,970 Bye! 299 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:43,180 Come on, you'll be happier in your home. 300 00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:47,930 It's time to say goodbye. You've gotta go to Mom and Dad. 301 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:56,310 Goodbye, Pauline. 302 00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:02,810 Right! Now, we need to find a way to drop the boxes off. 303 00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,560 I've got an idea. 304 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:13,140 Oh, no, this is not a good idea. In fact, it's a bad one. 305 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:16,180 OK, let me get this straight. This one's Avignon, 306 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,430 and this one's going to China. 307 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,430 This box is going to Avignon, right? 308 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,696 So, it's that one, is it, then? Right, that's what I thought. 309 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:29,720 Very well. 310 00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:31,760 Come on, son, people are waiting. 311 00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:36,930 You're absolutely sure? Avignon, China. Avignon... Off they go. 312 00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,680 You did what? 313 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:46,060 The boxes could have got mixed up. 314 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,640 So there's a 50% chance 315 00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,390 that you fools posted Pauline to China? 316 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,390 And 50% chance she's fine! 317 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,930 We need to get those boxes. 318 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,810 Pauline! 319 00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:11,560 Don't worry Pauline, I've got this. I'm in control. 320 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,100 Yeah, one more parcel there and then we're off. 321 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:25,260 I was in control! 322 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,180 What's the matter? Didn't you want a holiday as well? 323 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:37,350 Ooh! 324 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:41,640 - Whoa! - Ooh! 325 00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:43,600 - Hey, ow! - Eh? 326 00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:45,010 Whoa! Ow! 327 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,350 - Oh, oh, oh! - Ow! 328 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,600 I think we've arrived. 329 00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:54,640 - Ooh! - Now we've arrived! 330 00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:57,010 - Ah! - Ah... 331 00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:00,720 I don't believe this! 332 00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:04,260 Don't worry, it's just a detour. 333 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,260 A detour? It's a disaster! 334 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:11,470 I can't even speak Chinese, let alone raise a baby there! 335 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,100 Let it blossom, let it flow. That's life. 336 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:16,390 Yeah, you have to let go sometimes. 337 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,810 - We've failed! - What? 338 00:21:18,970 --> 00:21:22,390 We have failed. Pauline will never find her parents. 339 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,640 - Why would you say that? - We'll work something out. 340 00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:28,010 "We'll work something out?" Great! 341 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:31,180 I suppose we're gonna take over. the plane and fly it, eh? 342 00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:35,220 Take care of Pauline, we'll be back! 343 00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:40,430 So I tell my wife, "Watch it, because 344 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,060 they will add it as a supplement." 345 00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:47,890 Well, that's how they get you, with 346 00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,600 the insurance and all the extra fees 347 00:21:49,770 --> 00:21:51,890 And, you know, you gotta pay for your seats. 348 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:55,350 So what do you think? I need a vacation, that's what I think. 349 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,850 If you could go anywhere, where would you go? 350 00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:09,930 Whaddya know? They did it. Avignon, we're on our way! 351 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:13,640 It'll clear up eventually with the prescribed ointment. 352 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,890 Atchoo! 353 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:24,180 No, no! 354 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:31,970 Pauline! 355 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,510 - What do we do now, huh? - I don't know! 356 00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:46,970 - The one thing I must do. - And what might that be? 357 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:49,600 Let go! 358 00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:51,890 Ah! 359 00:22:57,890 --> 00:22:59,180 Got her! 360 00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:01,510 - I've got her! - Yeah, I've got her, as well. 361 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,810 Ooh! 362 00:23:23,930 --> 00:23:25,140 Mr. Tarsier? 363 00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:29,260 Mr. Pig? Are we in China? 364 00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:33,760 Hold on, if you're here, we must be... 365 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,640 At Pauline's! 366 00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:40,970 This time, you really are home. 367 00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:44,640 And now we have to say goodbye. Time to meet your real parents. 368 00:23:58,810 --> 00:24:03,060 Oh! Henri, you remember that weekend in Bruges? 369 00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:06,760 64 B! We made a mistake, she should be next door! 370 00:24:06,930 --> 00:24:09,010 Come here, my cutie. Oh? 371 00:24:14,770 --> 00:24:18,010 Look, it's our baby. She's here! 372 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:21,260 My goodness, she's so beautiful! 373 00:24:21,430 --> 00:24:24,100 What shall we call her? 374 00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:27,140 She looks like a... Pauline. 375 00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:29,390 So proud, our first baby delivered. 376 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,510 Yeah, we should do this more often. 377 00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:38,010 Bye-bye, Pauline. 378 00:24:55,430 --> 00:24:58,850 Always feels quicker on the way home. 379 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:04,390 Well, I'm tired. I'm off to bed. 380 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,180 - Goodnight, fellas. - Goodnight! 381 00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:07,930 Spot of gardening tomorrow? 382 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,260 So then I tell them, "Look, I can't go. 383 00:25:10,430 --> 00:25:14,560 "My wing is broken because of, you know, the pine tree!" 384 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,850 You know what? They believe me, idiots! 385 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:20,640 Ha-ha! I wonder where they are now. 386 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:23,310 - Erm... Over there. - Hello! 387 00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:25,510 Oh, erm... 388 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,430 - Well, hello... - Goodnight. 389 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,140 Your wing seems alright. 390 00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:33,930 Oh, yes. Much better, thank you. 391 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:38,430 - How about you? The baby? - Pauline? Oh, she's at home. 392 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,470 We found a revolutionary method of transportation. 393 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,760 It'll change your life forever, you know. Are you interested? 394 00:25:44,930 --> 00:25:46,890 Oh, erm, well... 395 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,470 You see, it's very simple. 396 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,970 You take a tree, a rope and... whoop! 397 00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:53,560 Straight to your destination. 398 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,390 It seems a little dangerous, though, no? 399 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:57,930 No, no, no, not at all. 400 00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:01,220 Just sit here. Would you? Make yourself comfortable. 401 00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:04,060 - You mean like this? - A bit to the left. 402 00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:07,390 So? How does it...? Aargh! 403 00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:19,430 A-ha! There! That was our first piece, "Baby Delivery". 404 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,930 Now, here's our second play, which we'll do... 405 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,220 Ooh, are you OK? 406 00:26:25,390 --> 00:26:28,720 Of course I'm OK! I do my own stunts. 407 00:26:28,890 --> 00:26:30,600 What do you make of my performance? 408 00:26:30,770 --> 00:26:32,180 You need to get off. 409 00:26:32,350 --> 00:26:34,930 Some actors simply have more talent to bring to the part. 410 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,470 - Please, I'm trying to... - So! 411 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,060 If you like what I do, 412 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:40,720 I'll be performing a conceptual piece this summer. 413 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,220 Sitting on a chimney, 414 00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:45,100 chained to an unbearable wall of silence. 415 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:48,810 I will reflect on the futility of existence and... 416 00:26:48,970 --> 00:26:50,760 Don't... let me... don't... hey! 417 00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:52,890 Well, that's... rather... interesting. 418 00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:55,640 Opening in Tamworth, and then running until... ah! 419 00:26:55,810 --> 00:26:57,720 And now get ready for... 420 00:26:57,890 --> 00:27:00,470 "The Big Bad Fox"! 421 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,260 Oh, that's me. 422 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,390 Ah! 423 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,760 - Tah-toh-tee-tow! - You again? 424 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,996 Have you ever thought about looking into some other line of 425 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:48,430 work? 426 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,680 I mean, really? You make a mess, you clean it up. 427 00:27:56,970 --> 00:27:58,810 - Eh? Hi! - Hi there. 428 00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:03,510 Oh, let me help. 429 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,310 Ah, phew! 430 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,640 How many more times, really? 431 00:28:12,810 --> 00:28:14,560 Haven't you got someone else to bother? 432 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,600 - I'm sorry, but I'm hungry. - Go back to the woods! 433 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,680 Ouch! You pest! Get out, out! 434 00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:26,850 Take that! And that and that! 435 00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:32,310 Ah, oh! So glad you're here. 436 00:28:33,930 --> 00:28:36,350 Your basket's ready. Mainly turnips tonight. 437 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,810 I've had a great harvest this week. 438 00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:40,850 See you soon! Bon appétit! 439 00:28:56,810 --> 00:28:58,350 Bonjour, my friend? 440 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,890 - I failed. - Again? 441 00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:03,390 Completely. I tried it your way. 442 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,560 - Really? - Yeah, just like you do. 443 00:29:07,930 --> 00:29:10,060 - You know, just like that. - Oh, this? 444 00:29:12,770 --> 00:29:14,060 Exactly. 445 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:18,060 - But it didn't work. - Oh, course it didn't work. 446 00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,470 Why don't you try, eh? You're better at this than me. 447 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,640 You're a pro! You can just go in there and grab a chicken. 448 00:29:23,810 --> 00:29:25,970 - A big fat juicy one? - Too dangerous. 449 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:29,060 Those idiots will spray me with bullets as soon as they see me. 450 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:31,890 You get in all the time. You're quite safe. 451 00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:34,390 Safe? That chicken's got a mean right hook. 452 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,470 You should really try harder, you know? They're only chickens. 453 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,140 I mean, they can't even fly. 454 00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:40,870 It's not my fault no one's scared of me. 455 00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:43,390 Ah, I can't even terrify the little ones. 456 00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:49,970 Little ones... That's it! 457 00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:52,010 - You're a genius! - Me? 458 00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:54,720 You can't catch a chicken, obviously. 459 00:29:54,890 --> 00:29:57,100 But you can catch the most naive, 460 00:29:57,270 --> 00:30:00,390 the most innocent of all creatures. 461 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,350 - Erm... a pony? - No! 462 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,560 A chick that hasn't hatched yet. 463 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,760 Ah... 464 00:30:07,930 --> 00:30:11,560 Goodnight, my little angels. Mwah-mwah. 465 00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:32,470 Grrrr! Get out! 466 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,930 Madam, if you don't mind, 467 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:38,740 could you throw your rubbish somewhere...? 468 00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:41,010 What's that? 469 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,060 It's a wolf! Come quick, we need to hide, quick. 470 00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:55,350 Psst! Hey, genius! 471 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,180 Wake up! Wake up! 472 00:31:08,350 --> 00:31:11,510 No, I'm still sleeping. 473 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:17,100 - That fox took my eggs. - Are you sure they were here? 474 00:31:17,270 --> 00:31:19,930 - Maybe they went for a walk. - No, it's the fox. 475 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,310 Go after him. Rescue my children! 476 00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:25,310 Uh, well, you see, I'm very busy this morning. 477 00:31:25,470 --> 00:31:28,220 You lazy dog, go and get my eggs! 478 00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:30,930 I haven't even had breakfast yet! 479 00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:34,930 And I was gonna have a bath this morning! 480 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,600 There! Now some coffee? 481 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,180 Thank you, but I'm trying to quit. 482 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:14,100 - Dinner time! - Mommy? 483 00:32:14,270 --> 00:32:16,640 - Huh? - Mommy! 484 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:18,470 What do you mean, "mommy"? Stay back. 485 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,680 I'm not a chicken, I'm a fox! 486 00:32:20,850 --> 00:32:22,890 I love you! 487 00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:26,060 - Get off my snout! - Hugs! Hugs! Hugs! 488 00:32:28,390 --> 00:32:31,260 Help! What are you doing? Let me go! 489 00:32:31,430 --> 00:32:32,680 Quick, give me your hand! 490 00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:34,760 - Oh, it's you. - Mommy! 491 00:32:34,930 --> 00:32:36,850 - Ah! - Are you quite alright? 492 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,560 I've done something weird. They think I'm their mother! 493 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,390 Hmm... Of course, it's quite normal. 494 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,930 Whatever they see first becomes their mother. 495 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,100 - Mommy! Mommy! - They saw you, didn't they? 496 00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:51,310 - What? But I'm not their mom! - I really don't care. 497 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,600 We have to look after them until we're ready to... 498 00:32:54,770 --> 00:32:58,060 - eat them. - Great! Let's eat them now! 499 00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:00,850 Don't you dare! 500 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,930 No? Oh, why not? 501 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:06,510 Look carefully. There's no more than a mouthful here. 502 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,810 But if we fatten them up over the next few months, 503 00:33:09,970 --> 00:33:13,760 then we'll have some juicy fat chickens. 504 00:33:13,930 --> 00:33:16,510 A few months? Who's gonna take care of them? 505 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,850 - Well, take a guess. - What, me? 506 00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:22,510 Absolutely not! It's your idea, you take care of them. 507 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,600 What's the matter? 508 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:27,930 You can't keep them in line by scaring them occasionally? 509 00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:30,600 - Of course I can! - Well, prove it, then. 510 00:33:30,770 --> 00:33:33,640 - La, la, la, la, la... - Well, not right now. 511 00:33:33,810 --> 00:33:35,690 I don't wanna traumatize them. I'll do it later. 512 00:33:35,770 --> 00:33:37,680 Of course you will! 513 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:39,650 I'll be back in the autumn and we'll see then. 514 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,810 If you finally become a big bad fox. 515 00:33:42,970 --> 00:33:45,680 "If you become a big bad fox." 516 00:33:45,850 --> 00:33:47,600 Ah, stop that! 517 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:55,060 You've played, you've eaten, you've played, now go to bed. 518 00:33:55,220 --> 00:33:57,560 Story! Story! Story! 519 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,260 A story? What, you want me to tuck you in, as well, eh? 520 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,930 Whoa, whoa, whoa, OK! 521 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:09,220 Calm down! Let me see, erm... 522 00:34:09,390 --> 00:34:11,060 Once upon a time, 523 00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:14,260 there were three chicks who didn't want to go to bed. 524 00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:16,060 Their mother kept telling them, 525 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,560 "If you make any noise, 526 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:20,140 "the big bad fox will come and eat you." 527 00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:23,760 But the chicks didn't listen and continued making noise. 528 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:31,390 So, the big bad fox heard them. 529 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,640 He swallowed the first! He crunched the second! 530 00:34:34,810 --> 00:34:37,600 And he devoured the third! 531 00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:40,680 And ever since then, 532 00:34:40,850 --> 00:34:48,850 no one would dare annoy that big bad fox ever again. 533 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:53,010 Eh! I'd like to see the wolf be that scary. 534 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,680 Now, what? 535 00:34:57,850 --> 00:35:00,060 We're afraid that the big bad fox is coming. 536 00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:02,930 I don't care! You get back there and you go to sleep! 537 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,350 No, we want to sleep with our mommy. 538 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,350 I am not your mommy! 539 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,010 Night, mommy. Goodnight, mommy. 540 00:35:13,310 --> 00:35:15,100 Here's some good news for you at last. 541 00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:16,470 .You found the fox, then? 542 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,560 - Your eggs. - Ah, my eggs! 543 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,760 You did it! Well done. 544 00:35:21,930 --> 00:35:24,720 - Where were they? - Erm... under the, erm, ooh... 545 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:29,010 Oh, I forgot. All's well that ends well. 546 00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:32,640 - These are not my eggs! - Well, of course they are. 547 00:35:32,810 --> 00:35:34,680 You took these out of the refrigerator. 548 00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:37,600 - That's really not my style. - Oh, indeed? 549 00:35:37,770 --> 00:35:41,600 When did I start producing eggs with a sell-by date on them? 550 00:35:41,770 --> 00:35:44,640 Hmm... yeah, funny... 551 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:48,010 No, seriously! It was funny! Look, time plus missing eggs... 552 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:51,350 Ow! Ouch! 553 00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:04,180 Mommy? Mommy! 554 00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:07,350 - He's there. - There is no more mommy here! 555 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,310 You must quake before the big bad fox! 556 00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:11,970 Whoa! 557 00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:15,850 I shall swallow the first one, I shall crunch the second one... 558 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:17,220 Aaargh! 559 00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:22,890 And I will devour the third one... Aargh! 560 00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:25,930 Hooray! Hooray! Yay! Hooray! Hooray! Yay! 561 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,140 Do it again for us, mommy! Will you? 562 00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:31,310 I am the big bad fox! 563 00:36:31,470 --> 00:36:33,390 My turn, my turn, I want to try! 564 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,890 - Mommy! - What? 565 00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:37,720 Please, can we play tea party? 566 00:36:37,890 --> 00:36:39,640 Tea party? Are you insane? 567 00:36:44,020 --> 00:36:45,600 My, what a beautiful day! 568 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:48,060 Care for a little more tea, would you, my dear? 569 00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:51,930 Lady Victoria? 570 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:54,970 Madame, you're holding your cup upside-down. 571 00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:56,890 That's much better. 572 00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:58,390 Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 573 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:03,760 - Ah! We saw the big bad fox! - No, that's impossible. 574 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,220 - You can't have. - We did! He's right there. 575 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:09,850 - Ahem... Hello, my friend. - Oh, you mean that? 576 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,890 That's not the big bad fox, that's a wolf. 577 00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:14,930 No need to be afraid of him. 578 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:18,890 - He's not scary at all. - But he looks quite mean. 579 00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:21,930 This guy? Mean? Nah, he's a pussycat, right? 580 00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:24,010 Now, I'm the ferocious one. 581 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:28,010 Watch and learn. I'll smash him to bits. 582 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:30,470 Er... could we have a bit of a chat? 583 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,560 I'm not lowering myself to your level. 584 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,260 Oh, please! 585 00:37:34,430 --> 00:37:38,350 You fight me and I lose to you? That would ruin my reputation! 586 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,616 But if you agree to do it, they'll believe I'm the big bad 587 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,100 fox! 588 00:37:41,270 --> 00:37:44,760 Why should I do this for you? Tell me that. 589 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:49,350 Erm... Cause you're my friend? Huh? 590 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,850 - Can you see mommy? - No. Can you? 591 00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:57,810 Look over there. It's the big bad fox! 592 00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,350 Growl, growl. Ooh! 593 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,890 I'm the biggest, baddest fox in the forest. 594 00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:04,310 A-ha! You liar! I... 595 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,600 - I am the big bad fox! - Mommy? 596 00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:11,350 You have met your match, you scoundrel! 597 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,560 - Take that, you cad! - Wow! 598 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:18,600 You lout! Ha-ha! You will kneel before me! 599 00:38:18,770 --> 00:38:20,810 - Don't touch. - Oh, sorry. 600 00:38:20,970 --> 00:38:23,350 Mommy's amazing! 601 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,220 Get out, and don't you dare come back! 602 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:28,720 Too much? 603 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,180 Hmm... 604 00:38:37,970 --> 00:38:40,470 So you are the real big bad fox? 605 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,760 Oh, yes, I am. 606 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:46,600 So, that means... we are all big bad foxes like mommy! 607 00:38:46,770 --> 00:38:49,180 - Huh? - Ah! Whaddya know? 608 00:38:49,350 --> 00:38:52,560 We're the children of the big bad fox! Yeah! 609 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:55,180 We are sly and quick and roar like this... 610 00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:57,970 - What? No, you are just chicks. - No! 611 00:38:58,140 --> 00:39:01,890 - We eat chicks, we crunch them! - Now you listen, all of you! 612 00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:06,060 - I am terrifying. - No. You're our mommy. 613 00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:08,310 We'll never be scared of you. 614 00:39:08,470 --> 00:39:12,010 That's it, I've had enough! I don't wanna see you anymore! 615 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,060 - Mommy? - Hmm? 616 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,350 We got you these. 617 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,890 Flowers? And what's a big bad fox to do with them? 618 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,970 - Erm... - Nothing! 619 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,930 Mommy, you're the best. 620 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:44,850 Hmm. 621 00:39:47,850 --> 00:39:49,760 Hello? 622 00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:52,850 - I have a request. - Oh, yeah, request... 623 00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:55,140 You're all here about the fox, right, yeah? 624 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:58,680 No, not that. I'd like you to sign this approval for my club. 625 00:39:58,850 --> 00:40:02,010 - What sort of club? - Our 'Exterminate the Fox' club 626 00:40:02,180 --> 00:40:04,810 You're useless at defending us, so we'll teach ourselves 627 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,510 how to get rid of the little pest. 628 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,060 OK, you want me to sign this 629 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:09,970 and you'll take care of the fox yourselves? 630 00:40:10,140 --> 00:40:13,640 - Exactly. - I support you 100%. 631 00:40:13,810 --> 00:40:18,100 I always believed self-defense was the way of the future. 632 00:40:19,890 --> 00:40:21,430 Ladies and other ladies, 633 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,560 welcome to the "Dog Is Rubbish, So We'll Do It Ourselves" event. 634 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:25,800 What're you doing up there? 635 00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:27,366 What's it look like? Having a meeting. 636 00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:29,140 Take your meeting elsewhere, why don't you! 637 00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:31,310 You have just given us authorization. Look! 638 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:34,260 It's written here. Article 3, paragraph 4. 639 00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:37,010 You may use the dog kennel as the venue for the club. 640 00:40:37,180 --> 00:40:38,930 So, first item on today's agenda, 641 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,940 we've resolved to make a list of all the faults 642 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,260 of the incompetent guard dog. 643 00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:44,560 Now then, ladies, who would like to start? 644 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:46,010 - He's lazy! - Yes. 645 00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:47,390 - He's incompetent! - Hmm. 646 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,600 - He's an idiot. - He's a total mess. 647 00:40:57,060 --> 00:41:00,220 - I'm the biggest bad fox! - No, you're not. I am! 648 00:41:00,390 --> 00:41:02,850 - Right! Hardly. - I am! 649 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:06,560 Ha-ha! I may be little, but I can outfox you all! 650 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:08,430 No way! 651 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,720 Children! Dinner time! 652 00:41:11,890 --> 00:41:13,720 Not turnip again? 653 00:41:13,890 --> 00:41:16,970 But foxes don't eat turnips, they eat chicks! 654 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:19,310 Well, you'll eat chicks when chickens start flying. 655 00:41:19,470 --> 00:41:20,890 - Will that be soon? - No, later. 656 00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:23,430 We want chicks sooner than now! 657 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,720 There you go! Big fat juicy chick! 658 00:41:26,890 --> 00:41:29,140 That's not a chick. You must think we're stupid. 659 00:41:29,310 --> 00:41:31,970 - Ha! He looks just like you. - Not true! 660 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:34,640 - You've got a turnip face! - And you've got a bum face? 661 00:41:34,810 --> 00:41:36,260 No, I look like a fox. 662 00:41:36,430 --> 00:41:38,390 All of you listen! None of you look like a fox. 663 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,180 The only one that looks like a fox is... 664 00:41:40,350 --> 00:41:44,100 Me! And when I'm grown up, I'll be pretty just like mommy. 665 00:41:44,270 --> 00:41:46,810 With pointed teeth and a beautiful coat. 666 00:41:46,970 --> 00:41:49,350 Ha-ha! That's never gonna happen. 667 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,640 When you grow up, you're gonna be dinner... 668 00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:56,100 What did you say? 669 00:41:57,810 --> 00:41:59,850 Nothing. Why don't you all go outside and play? 670 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,810 Yay! 671 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,560 Go away, you big fat hairball! 672 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:06,930 Something else to deal with? 673 00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:09,390 Out of our way or I'll break your nose! 674 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,680 Ah, ta-ta-ta! Leave Mr. Wolf alone. 675 00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:14,470 Wolf? A big fat stupid wimpy wimp 676 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,640 Off you go! 677 00:42:15,810 --> 00:42:17,390 Hey. Nice to see ya! 678 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,810 And who's a wimpy wimp? 679 00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:22,760 Oh, you know kids. They don't really mean it, do they? 680 00:42:22,930 --> 00:42:27,260 Wimpy wimp, smelly wimp, smelly wolfy wimpy wimp! 681 00:42:27,430 --> 00:42:30,850 You and I should have supper sooner than later, mon ami! 682 00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:34,470 Wait! You said we'd eat them when they were fat and juicy! 683 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,060 They look fat and juicy now. 684 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,640 - But... we can't eat them. - And why not? 685 00:42:38,810 --> 00:42:40,220 - Because... - Because what, hm? 686 00:42:40,390 --> 00:42:42,220 - They're ill, that's why. - Really? 687 00:42:42,390 --> 00:42:43,810 They look healthy enough to me. 688 00:42:43,970 --> 00:42:46,100 But, mommy, I feel completely fine. 689 00:42:47,930 --> 00:42:50,640 I don't... feel so well. 690 00:42:50,810 --> 00:42:53,760 Ah, you see? Come back tomorrow, they'll be better. 691 00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,760 Quickly in the basket, come on! 692 00:43:02,350 --> 00:43:04,180 You're leaving? I thought they were ill. 693 00:43:04,350 --> 00:43:06,430 Yep, just giving them some fresh air. 694 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,310 In that case, I'll come along with you. 695 00:43:08,470 --> 00:43:10,390 Well, that was a nice little walk. See you! 696 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,640 - What's going on, mommy? - Is Mr. Wolf bothering you? 697 00:43:13,810 --> 00:43:16,760 - Come on, let's eat him! - No! No one's eating anyone! 698 00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:18,350 Right, help me dig. 699 00:43:22,930 --> 00:43:25,180 We're far enough. That's great, kids. He's not here. 700 00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:27,350 We're safe... Huh? 701 00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:31,850 Wait a second! 702 00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:34,060 Are you trying to trick your dear friend? 703 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:38,010 - I hope not. - Me? Wouldn't dream of it. 704 00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:41,470 - No, wait! Wait! - I've run out of patience. 705 00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:59,220 What was that noise, mommy? 706 00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:01,260 Mr. Wolf is a little bit angry. 707 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:02,970 Why? Where are we going? 708 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,470 To the only place he'll never look. 709 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,850 Ahem! 710 00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:14,220 Hello. Oof... and you are? 711 00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:17,430 - We are chickens and... - We're not chicks, we're foxes! 712 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:21,180 Pay no attention to him. We seek refuge and a safe haven. 713 00:44:21,350 --> 00:44:24,890 I'm afraid you're out of luck. There are no openings here. 714 00:44:25,060 --> 00:44:26,720 Oh, no, help us, please! 715 00:44:26,890 --> 00:44:28,430 The wolf will do anything to eat us. 716 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,560 - Oh, please! - OK, don't cry now. 717 00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,600 I'll go and see what I can rustle up. 718 00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:35,760 But I don't wanna hear about it if you're cramped. 719 00:44:35,930 --> 00:44:37,470 Oh, thank you. Thank you! 720 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,430 At least no one here wants me dead. 721 00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:43,760 Your chicks are lovely. 722 00:44:43,930 --> 00:44:45,640 We're not chicks... Ow! 723 00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:49,060 You know, I had three little ones. 724 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:50,890 They'd be about the same age as yours. 725 00:44:51,060 --> 00:44:53,810 But that stupid fox took them away! 726 00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:00,680 It's time. 727 00:45:00,850 --> 00:45:03,760 - Time for what? - Time to go to school. 728 00:45:08,850 --> 00:45:10,350 We don't want to go to school! 729 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,220 It's important we don't get noticed. 730 00:45:12,390 --> 00:45:14,220 I'm a chicken and you're little chicks, 731 00:45:14,390 --> 00:45:16,010 so you go to school like any other chick. 732 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:19,180 - But we are foxes! - Right! And we eat chicks! 733 00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:22,680 Shush! You are not foxes! Go on, shoo! 734 00:45:23,850 --> 00:45:25,850 And don't eat your schoolmates! 735 00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:27,850 Ooh! Are you the new pupils? 736 00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:29,780 Don't be afraid to answer, I won't eat you... 737 00:45:29,930 --> 00:45:31,640 Oh! 738 00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:36,260 New girl, I have something to show you. 739 00:45:36,890 --> 00:45:38,350 Are you ready? 740 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,970 Ready! 741 00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:45,260 This is our self-defense fox extermination club. 742 00:45:45,430 --> 00:45:47,600 We teach all of our chickens to defend themselves 743 00:45:47,770 --> 00:45:50,600 to slay any foxes who enter into the farmyard. 744 00:45:50,770 --> 00:45:53,930 So, we have several different activities on offer, 745 00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:56,890 each one a vicious joy. 746 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,970 If you care to join, 747 00:46:01,140 --> 00:46:03,810 I can give you a 10% rebate on your membership. 748 00:46:04,850 --> 00:46:07,890 Well, yes, I'll think about it. 749 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,470 Er, wait a minute, just coming. 750 00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:18,350 Oh, it's you. 751 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,760 Mommy, we brought some food back. 752 00:46:20,930 --> 00:46:21,970 Hello, madam. 753 00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:23,720 Uh, what are you doing with that chick? 754 00:46:23,890 --> 00:46:26,510 - D'oh! We're going to eat him. - He said we could. 755 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,850 We're playing "Foxes Eat Chicks". 756 00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:31,930 Oh, no, we're not! Put the chick down, get in the house. 757 00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:34,310 - But why? - That means now! 758 00:46:37,350 --> 00:46:38,760 See you later! 759 00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:42,430 How many times? We do not eat chicks! 760 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,970 We wanna go back in the forest! 761 00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:45,470 That is just not happening. 762 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,850 - But why? - Because of the wolf! 763 00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:49,600 Are you afraid of him? 764 00:46:49,770 --> 00:46:52,310 I can't believe it, you're acting like a chicken. 765 00:46:52,470 --> 00:46:56,220 You're afraid of the wolf, the woods... We're tired of you! 766 00:46:56,390 --> 00:46:59,600 Yeah, we're tired of you. We want to live with the wolf. 767 00:46:59,770 --> 00:47:01,430 At least, he's not a wimp. 768 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,430 Go right ahead. I'm tired of you! 769 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,760 Live with the wolf, why don't you? Give me some peace. 770 00:47:05,930 --> 00:47:07,760 The wolf will let us eat chicks. 771 00:47:07,930 --> 00:47:10,100 He'll eat chicks, alright, like you! 772 00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:14,760 We'd like a word with you. 773 00:47:14,930 --> 00:47:16,640 It appears your chicks tried to bite 774 00:47:16,810 --> 00:47:18,310 several other pupils at school today. 775 00:47:18,470 --> 00:47:20,560 And they tried to eat my little Michel! 776 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:21,890 I don't mind. 777 00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:23,720 Oh, no! I'm so sorry... 778 00:47:23,890 --> 00:47:25,350 They say it's cool to be a fox. 779 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,786 And they're threatening to eat all the chicks on the farm! 780 00:47:27,810 --> 00:47:29,310 - Hear, hear! - Get out! 781 00:47:29,470 --> 00:47:32,100 They need to be expelled. 782 00:47:32,270 --> 00:47:36,180 Ladies! Let's not be violent towards our own kind, please. 783 00:47:36,350 --> 00:47:38,390 It's the fox that's the threat. 784 00:47:42,770 --> 00:47:44,350 Ow! 785 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,140 It was you all along. You took them! 786 00:47:48,310 --> 00:47:53,430 What have you done with them? Tell me! My... my... my... 787 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:55,640 chicks! 788 00:47:56,930 --> 00:47:59,680 Where are you? Children? 789 00:47:59,850 --> 00:48:00,850 Where are they? 790 00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:03,430 - Where did you hide them? - What? The coop. 791 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,680 - Where else? - Liar! They're not there! 792 00:48:05,850 --> 00:48:08,260 What? But that's impossible, I just spoke to them. 793 00:48:08,430 --> 00:48:10,930 They're grounded in the coop cos they wanted to see the... 794 00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:12,760 To see the what? The what? 795 00:48:12,930 --> 00:48:15,180 - Mr. Wolf? Mr. Wolf? - Hello? 796 00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:18,430 - Where are you, Mr. Wolf? - Hello, Mr. Wolf? 797 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,560 - Ah, Mr. Wolf! - We'd like to change mommy. 798 00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:23,680 Our old mommy has chickened out! 799 00:48:23,850 --> 00:48:25,640 Would you like to take care of us? 800 00:48:25,810 --> 00:48:28,350 It would be my pleasure, little ones. 801 00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,430 Don't do that. Don't do it, please! 802 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,640 - Its better tell me now. - I know it sounds mad! 803 00:48:33,810 --> 00:48:35,140 But they're gone to see the wolf! 804 00:48:35,310 --> 00:48:37,010 And I'd be mad to believe that! 805 00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:41,060 Oi! What if he is telling the truth? 806 00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:44,470 If he'd wanted to eat them before now, he could've done so. 807 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,600 Let's face it, he probably knows where your chicks are. 808 00:48:47,770 --> 00:48:50,560 You and I can put this whole thing behind us. 809 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,840 - Don't you think it's worth it? - Sorry to interrupt, 810 00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:53,560 could you just.. 811 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:57,100 Oh, be quiet! I'm trying to save your life here! 812 00:49:01,060 --> 00:49:02,720 Oh, well, I tried. 813 00:49:02,890 --> 00:49:04,720 You know Mr. Wolf, we know of a 814 00:49:04,890 --> 00:49:07,260 place that's full of chicks and chickens. 815 00:49:07,430 --> 00:49:09,390 Let's all go there and gobble them up! 816 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,260 Oh, yes, I'd love to do that. 817 00:49:11,430 --> 00:49:14,140 But before we go, I have something important to do. 818 00:49:14,310 --> 00:49:16,010 And what would that be? 819 00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:18,850 Enjoy a starter. 820 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,760 - Mommy! - Huh? 821 00:49:21,930 --> 00:49:26,430 Children! Shoo! Shoo! Go! Hurry! Before the wolf catches you... 822 00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:31,310 Mommy! Help! Mommy! Mommy! 823 00:49:31,470 --> 00:49:33,640 Give them back! 824 00:49:33,810 --> 00:49:35,720 Don't touch my kids! 825 00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:37,760 They are not your children! 826 00:49:37,930 --> 00:49:40,310 You stole them from the chicken to eat them, remember? 827 00:49:40,470 --> 00:49:43,350 But, no, you seem to have gone all vegetarian on me! 828 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,760 Look how pathetic the big bad fox is. 829 00:49:46,930 --> 00:49:50,760 He's incapable of eating you, and even less able to save you! 830 00:49:50,930 --> 00:49:54,600 - Mommy? - Oh, say au revoir to mommy! 831 00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,180 Run away, kids, run! 832 00:50:04,850 --> 00:50:07,060 Leave them alone! 833 00:50:07,220 --> 00:50:09,140 - No! - Leave off! I'm done with you. 834 00:50:09,310 --> 00:50:10,970 This is the end! 835 00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:13,510 - You and your antics! - I say, you there? 836 00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:18,470 Are you the one who's been trying to eat my chicks? 837 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,510 Chicken... Chicken everywhere. 838 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,310 - Bon appetit! - Oh, good. 839 00:50:23,470 --> 00:50:25,140 I'll ask again. 840 00:50:25,310 --> 00:50:27,850 Are you the one who's been trying to eat my children? 841 00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:30,430 Oui, c'est moi, and I'm gonna skip that starter 842 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,350 and go for the main course instead. 843 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,220 I wouldn't get her mad, if I were you. 844 00:50:34,390 --> 00:50:36,350 Children, step aside. 845 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,350 Mommy is going to deal with this gentleman. 846 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,100 - Huh? - Let's go, girls! 847 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,140 OK, well, I'm off. 848 00:50:51,310 --> 00:50:54,760 And attack! The pecking technique! 849 00:50:54,930 --> 00:50:56,010 Let's rumble! 850 00:50:56,180 --> 00:51:00,140 - Would you ladies...? - Wow! 851 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,060 Please have mercy! 852 00:51:05,220 --> 00:51:09,010 Go on, gals! Kick this twerp as far as possible! 853 00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:12,430 - Children? Children! - We're over here. 854 00:51:16,140 --> 00:51:19,260 I'm so happy we're together again! 855 00:51:19,430 --> 00:51:22,350 So, you're our real mommy? 856 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:27,260 Of course I am. I've always been your mommy! 857 00:51:30,850 --> 00:51:33,890 You're still here, are you? 858 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,510 - But I wanna say goodbye. - Out of the question! Go away! 859 00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:48,220 Bye-bye, children. 860 00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:09,850 Can't we work something out? 861 00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:12,680 Yes, I'm sure we can work something out. 862 00:52:21,140 --> 00:52:23,640 - Is that OK? - Excellent. 863 00:52:23,810 --> 00:52:26,470 The grip was firm, but the throw lacked a little power. 864 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,600 Take notes. Grip both legs firmly. 865 00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:30,510 And pivot whilst stepping back 866 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,720 to flatten me properly on the ground. 867 00:52:32,890 --> 00:52:35,350 When in doubt, pull the fox firmly by the ears. 868 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,850 The easiest, of course, is to grab the tail straight away 869 00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:39,560 and pull hard four times. 870 00:52:42,140 --> 00:52:43,930 OK, that's us finished for today. 871 00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:46,640 Don't forget, bring your boxing gloves in tomorrow! 872 00:52:46,810 --> 00:52:49,510 - Oh, shall we get going? - Yes, it's time. 873 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,260 Mommies! 874 00:52:54,430 --> 00:52:56,390 - Children! - Children! 875 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,720 - How was school? - Great! 876 00:52:58,890 --> 00:53:01,760 - You didn't bite anyone? - No! 877 00:53:01,930 --> 00:53:04,680 - Aw! Come on, let's play! - Wait for me! 878 00:53:04,850 --> 00:53:07,260 - Bring them back for dinner! - Come on, let's play a game! 879 00:53:07,430 --> 00:53:09,220 - What shall we do? - Wolves and chickens! 880 00:53:09,390 --> 00:53:11,640 As somebody said, "All's well that ends well." 881 00:53:11,810 --> 00:53:13,430 He teaches you to fend off foxes, 882 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,760 and he gets to spend time with the kids. 883 00:53:15,930 --> 00:53:20,220 Yes. Let's say, I would've preferred a less amateur fox. 884 00:53:20,390 --> 00:53:22,140 Well, I'm sure he'll do the job. 885 00:53:22,310 --> 00:53:24,326 What sort of thing have you got him doing next, then? 886 00:53:24,350 --> 00:53:26,640 The fox catapult, he's testing it. 887 00:53:26,810 --> 00:53:28,760 Oh, I see. That's very interesting. 888 00:53:28,930 --> 00:53:31,100 He must really like those kids to do that. 889 00:53:31,270 --> 00:53:34,100 I know, it's crazy. The things we'll do for love. 890 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:45,760 And now, for the closing play, "Saving Christmas"! 891 00:53:45,930 --> 00:53:47,060 Hello, mom! 892 00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:48,970 You're supposed to be backstage. 893 00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:51,140 Moving swiftly onwards, "Saving..." 894 00:53:51,310 --> 00:53:52,640 Hello, everybody! 895 00:53:52,810 --> 00:53:54,890 - Did you like the play? - Michel, don't bother the 896 00:53:55,060 --> 00:53:55,510 audience now. 897 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,600 They wanted to eat me, but not really. It's a play. 898 00:53:58,770 --> 00:54:00,890 Ah, who is looking after Michel? 899 00:54:01,060 --> 00:54:04,060 - Ah, I can take him for you. - No! No, no, no... 900 00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:07,220 - I wouldn't want to bother you. - It's really no trouble. 901 00:54:07,390 --> 00:54:09,140 Ooh, erm... thanks, but erm... 902 00:54:09,310 --> 00:54:11,310 Oh, look at that he's gone! Ha-ha! 903 00:54:11,470 --> 00:54:13,760 You can always call me if you change your mind. 904 00:54:13,930 --> 00:54:15,760 - Happy to help. - Hello! 905 00:54:15,930 --> 00:54:18,010 - Hello! - Yes, you got it. 906 00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:19,640 I'll call you first 907 00:54:19,810 --> 00:54:21,760 Ladies and gentlemen, our last offering, 908 00:54:21,930 --> 00:54:23,850 "Saving Christmas"! 909 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,810 Aaah! 910 00:55:25,270 --> 00:55:27,390 Hop! 911 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,390 Hop! 912 00:55:34,470 --> 00:55:35,720 Hmm? 913 00:55:39,850 --> 00:55:43,430 La la la, la la la, la la la la la... 914 00:55:55,270 --> 00:55:57,430 Happy Christmas! 915 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,180 Christmas? Right, that's tomorrow. 916 00:56:00,350 --> 00:56:02,760 But tonight, Father Christmas is coming! 917 00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:04,850 - Yeah! - Can you imagine? 918 00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:07,260 - Hooray! - Yeah, yeah, that's great. 919 00:56:07,430 --> 00:56:11,100 Erm... what if you guys started on a snowman in the meantime? 920 00:56:11,270 --> 00:56:13,390 A snowman! Yes! 921 00:56:14,350 --> 00:56:16,930 Ha! They'll never grow up. 922 00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:19,310 Good. You've got the Christmas decorations. 923 00:56:19,470 --> 00:56:20,640 I need something flashy. 924 00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:22,850 They still believe in Father Christmas. 925 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:25,600 Do you mean the idiots on the roof of your shed? 926 00:56:27,850 --> 00:56:29,760 What are you doing? Stop! 927 00:56:29,930 --> 00:56:31,286 We're collecting snow for the snowman. 928 00:56:31,310 --> 00:56:32,890 What? From off my roof? 929 00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:35,540 Yeah, but no one stepped on it, so this snow it's really clean. 930 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:39,680 - Get down now, it's dangerous. - Oh, OK, sorry. 931 00:56:39,850 --> 00:56:41,810 - Help me get down, please. - Ready. 932 00:56:47,850 --> 00:56:50,640 Who saw that coming? 933 00:56:50,810 --> 00:56:54,010 - I don't believe this. - It's not my fault. 934 00:56:54,180 --> 00:56:56,060 Look around you, there's snow everywhere! 935 00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:58,890 - Yeah, but it's less clean. - What do we need? 936 00:56:59,060 --> 00:57:02,010 We've got snow, we need arms and a nose... 937 00:57:02,180 --> 00:57:03,760 How about the TV aerial for the arms? 938 00:57:03,930 --> 00:57:05,390 - Oh, yeah! - Stop! 939 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:08,310 Tree branches will be perfect for your snowman. 940 00:57:08,470 --> 00:57:11,140 Yeah! You've always got the best ideas. 941 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:15,850 Why do you waste your time with those two idiots? 942 00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:18,760 I don't know, I just... I just... I worry. 943 00:57:18,930 --> 00:57:21,220 You should see how they cope on their own for once. 944 00:57:21,390 --> 00:57:23,260 I feel like I have to protect them, you know. 945 00:57:23,430 --> 00:57:26,220 You're not protecting them, you're stifling them. 946 00:57:26,390 --> 00:57:29,180 - They'll never grow up. - Oh, they're harmless. 947 00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,510 What and why? 948 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,810 Er... we needed an arm. 949 00:57:39,770 --> 00:57:41,930 Get out of here! 950 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:44,600 Get away from me before there's any more damage! 951 00:57:46,770 --> 00:57:49,510 - Do you need us to help? - No! 952 00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:52,430 I think we did him a favor. 953 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,760 Yeah, his roof needed replacing anyway. 954 00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:59,260 Yeah, he's been a bit off with us lately. Hmm... 955 00:57:59,430 --> 00:58:02,140 What if, as of now, we became responsible adults? 956 00:58:02,310 --> 00:58:03,310 You're right! 957 00:58:03,430 --> 00:58:04,746 We should start being more mature. 958 00:58:04,770 --> 00:58:06,890 - Oh, yeah! - Snowmen finished! 959 00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:08,470 - Even sledging? - Even sledging! 960 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,350 - The age of wisdom is here. - Father Christmas? 961 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,430 - Don't be so immature! - No, he's up there, look! 962 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,720 What? 963 00:58:16,890 --> 00:58:18,850 Father Christmas, don't do anything! 964 00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:20,180 Quick, we need to help him. 965 00:58:20,350 --> 00:58:22,390 Yeah, but like responsible adults, OK? 966 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,470 Hold on tight, Father Christmas! I'll save you! 967 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,100 I'm here! Do not panic! 968 00:58:28,270 --> 00:58:33,470 Whoa! I've got you! I've got you! Safe and sound! 969 00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:43,220 He's still smiling... 970 00:58:43,390 --> 00:58:45,680 - a bit - What have you done? 971 00:58:45,850 --> 00:58:48,930 I think we've... killed Santa! 972 00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:04,720 What are you doing? 973 00:59:04,890 --> 00:59:06,310 That doesn't look like a snowman. 974 00:59:06,470 --> 00:59:10,350 Ooh! Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't. Who knows? 975 00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,680 Are you two trying to bury something? 976 00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:15,850 Us? No! We're just moving snow. Like this. 977 00:59:18,310 --> 00:59:21,810 Moving snow? Of course you are. 978 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,600 I know you've been up to something! 979 00:59:28,770 --> 00:59:31,010 And don't think you can keep the truth hidden from me. 980 00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:34,970 I'm sorry. I can't keep it to myself anymore. 981 00:59:35,140 --> 00:59:38,930 - We've done something bad. - We've killed Father Christmas! 982 00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,560 That's just a decoration. Ha-ha! 983 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,930 You didn't kill Father Christmas at all. 984 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:56,220 So sweet. 985 00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,100 Wait! Wait! 986 01:00:00,270 --> 01:00:03,310 We... we found it hard to believe as well. 987 01:00:03,470 --> 01:00:06,470 Thousands of children won't get any toys. 988 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,970 They'll be so sad! 989 01:00:09,140 --> 01:00:11,930 They'll be heartbroken! 990 01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:14,510 But don't worry. We have a plan. 991 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,260 We'll save the day and hand out toys to all the children. 992 01:00:17,430 --> 01:00:20,890 We'll take his place and we'll be the ones who save Christmas. 993 01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:22,100 Yes, yes... 994 01:00:22,270 --> 01:00:24,350 And you can be our Father Christmas. 995 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,310 Yeah, we need someone porky. 996 01:00:26,470 --> 01:00:27,970 Little cheeks all pink and round. 997 01:00:28,140 --> 01:00:29,890 And a happy face. 998 01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:35,060 No, stop it. I'm not doing it. I have a roof to fix, remember? 999 01:00:35,220 --> 01:00:37,140 I thought the outfit would suit him. 1000 01:00:37,310 --> 01:00:39,010 There's a part for an elf. 1001 01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:42,890 Fine, be that way! I'm playing Father Christmas now, alright? 1002 01:00:43,060 --> 01:00:44,720 Yep, you go right ahead! 1003 01:00:44,890 --> 01:00:47,100 I could play the elf, I suppose. 1004 01:00:57,770 --> 01:01:00,970 Oi, where can I find the blue tinsel? 1005 01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:03,470 Er, yeah... in the shed. 1006 01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,510 Rabbit and Duck seem to be up to something. 1007 01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,760 Think we should...? 1008 01:01:06,930 --> 01:01:09,680 - No. - You know, don't you think...? 1009 01:01:09,850 --> 01:01:11,140 No, no, no. 1010 01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:13,140 - Just to check? - Wouldn't do that, no. 1011 01:01:13,310 --> 01:01:16,470 - Well, thanks for your help. - Don't mention it. 1012 01:01:20,020 --> 01:01:24,760 - There! - You still look like a duck? 1013 01:01:24,930 --> 01:01:27,310 What are you doing with that thing on your head? 1014 01:01:27,470 --> 01:01:29,680 It's my hat. Now I look like an elf, don't you think? 1015 01:01:29,850 --> 01:01:32,260 Since when do elves wear feathered hats? 1016 01:01:32,430 --> 01:01:36,260 Oh, yeah, of course. Wait a minute, I've got spares! 1017 01:01:36,430 --> 01:01:37,850 Ta-da! 1018 01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:45,560 Oh, no. 1019 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,680 Ah, for goodness sake! What? 1020 01:01:47,850 --> 01:01:49,600 Oh... what... No, no. 1021 01:01:49,770 --> 01:01:52,760 Wait, wait, wait... Whoa, whoa, go back, go back! 1022 01:01:52,930 --> 01:01:55,560 No, before that. There, there, perfect! 1023 01:01:58,060 --> 01:02:03,010 Right, now for the itinerary. Starting point: the farm. 1024 01:02:03,180 --> 01:02:05,680 - What do I put as destination? - Put every home in the world. 1025 01:02:05,850 --> 01:02:08,930 - And tick 'no tolls'. - Oh, dear! 1026 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:12,180 That's a 12-year, 7-month, 120-day-and-32-minute journey. 1027 01:02:12,350 --> 01:02:14,076 We're not gonna be able to do that in a single night 1028 01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:16,930 Try nice children only. 1029 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:20,350 Oh, yeah, shorter. 7 years, 6 months and 4 hours. 1030 01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,100 - Yeah, they always exaggerate. - Printing! 1031 01:02:23,270 --> 01:02:25,430 All we have to do now is build a sledge. 1032 01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:29,720 Oi, can I borrow your wrench? 1033 01:02:29,890 --> 01:02:31,890 I'm boosting the lawn mower's power. 1034 01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:35,970 Yeah, go ahead. Just bring it back when you're finished. 1035 01:02:36,140 --> 01:02:38,310 Lawn mower... Lawn mower? 1036 01:02:38,470 --> 01:02:40,720 - Aargh... - Leave it, Pig? 1037 01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:42,210 You wouldn't happen to have any of 1038 01:02:42,270 --> 01:02:43,470 that purple tinsel, would you? 1039 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,496 Did you hear what he just said? They're doing something 1040 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:45,720 reckless! 1041 01:02:45,890 --> 01:02:48,970 Leave 'em alone. Now, let's talk about purple tinsel. 1042 01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:50,470 Let's talk about what? 1043 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,470 - This is important! - My tinsel isn't important? 1044 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,930 - Leave 'em be, will you? - But aren't you worried? 1045 01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,760 We're talking about a lawn mower. 1046 01:02:58,930 --> 01:03:02,760 Worry is in you. The solution is in them. 1047 01:03:02,930 --> 01:03:04,890 - You believe that? - Absolutely. 1048 01:03:05,060 --> 01:03:06,640 - Do nothing? - That's right. 1049 01:03:06,810 --> 01:03:09,600 - Let them grow. - Like leg hair. 1050 01:03:09,770 --> 01:03:12,140 I'll help myself to that purple tinsel. 1051 01:03:14,060 --> 01:03:16,640 There we are. Our sledge is beautiful. 1052 01:03:16,810 --> 01:03:19,350 Yep, and we don't even need a reindeer. 1053 01:03:23,770 --> 01:03:26,220 Shouldn't we do something? This could get out of control. 1054 01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:27,760 No, no. 1055 01:03:27,930 --> 01:03:31,140 - It looks broken. - Wait, I'll fix it. 1056 01:03:31,310 --> 01:03:34,180 Just tighten that. Try now. 1057 01:03:35,930 --> 01:03:37,640 It's getting really dangerous! 1058 01:03:37,810 --> 01:03:39,430 Stay out of it, they're learning. 1059 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,850 What if we put some petrol in? 1060 01:03:44,470 --> 01:03:46,850 - So, do you think it's full? - I don't know, it's too dark. 1061 01:03:47,020 --> 01:03:48,760 Hang on. I've got some matches. 1062 01:03:48,930 --> 01:03:50,970 I don't believe this! Wait, wait, stop! 1063 01:03:51,140 --> 01:03:52,860 No, give me the can, put the matches down... 1064 01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:01,430 And my tinsel? 1065 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,390 Huh? 1066 01:04:05,930 --> 01:04:07,600 Whoo! 1067 01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:52,310 Why is it that everything you do turns into a disaster? 1068 01:04:52,470 --> 01:04:55,390 Don't worry, I've got this under control. 1069 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,140 I'll talk to the man. 1070 01:05:01,310 --> 01:05:02,600 Ah, good to see you. 1071 01:05:02,770 --> 01:05:05,220 Listen, there's been a little confusion... 1072 01:05:05,390 --> 01:05:07,100 Uh, no, no, wait, let me explain. 1073 01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:08,760 No, you're making a huge mistake! 1074 01:05:08,930 --> 01:05:11,350 Do you know who I am? 1075 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:14,310 I order you to open this door at once! 1076 01:05:14,470 --> 01:05:17,060 Ooh... you know, please? 1077 01:05:17,220 --> 01:05:20,470 Look at that! Someone's delivered our Christmas dinner. 1078 01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:23,760 - Bon appétit - Whoa, wait, you can't do that! 1079 01:05:23,930 --> 01:05:25,510 Really? Why's that? 1080 01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:29,970 Erm... because I'm Father Christmas. Yes, sir! 1081 01:05:30,140 --> 01:05:31,350 If you eat me, uh-huh, 1082 01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,390 there'll be no presents for children tonight. 1083 01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:39,850 No! 1084 01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:43,930 Daddy, I want my toys. Don't eat Father Christmas! 1085 01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:48,350 Sweetheart, he's not the real Father Christmas, is he? 1086 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:51,760 He is! He has a red hat and a fluffy white beard. 1087 01:05:51,930 --> 01:05:53,760 That's the true word spoken by a child. 1088 01:05:53,930 --> 01:05:55,640 What about the rabbit? 1089 01:05:55,810 --> 01:05:57,616 - Can we eat him? - He's really more than an elf. 1090 01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:59,320 I need him to help me deliver all the toys. 1091 01:05:59,470 --> 01:06:01,180 You can't eat an elf. 1092 01:06:01,350 --> 01:06:03,510 The pig? What about him? He ain't doing nothing. 1093 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,510 - Hmm, that's good point. - Er... 1094 01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:08,470 Not at all. I'm very useful. 1095 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:11,260 Oh... er... I pull the sledge, you know! 1096 01:06:11,430 --> 01:06:14,310 Leave it out! Ain't it the reindeers what do the pulling? 1097 01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:18,470 Yes, but the recession, so reindeer... too dear. 1098 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,470 Pigs, on the other hand, not at all. 1099 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:23,600 You can't eat the pig. He's replaced all the reindeer. 1100 01:06:23,770 --> 01:06:26,600 Don't eat the pig, please! 1101 01:06:30,270 --> 01:06:32,850 Aww! 1102 01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:34,350 Alright. 1103 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,760 Right! Glad that's settled. 1104 01:06:37,930 --> 01:06:41,510 So, would you help us get out, then? Children need their toys. 1105 01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:47,390 Listen, sunshine! 1106 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,600 If we knew how to get out of here, we'd be long gone. 1107 01:06:52,350 --> 01:06:53,760 I have an idea! 1108 01:06:53,930 --> 01:06:56,510 You could fly over the fence, yes? 1109 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,390 And then get the keys to the door. 1110 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:00,140 Fly? Fly away? 1111 01:07:00,310 --> 01:07:03,100 You're the one pulling Father Christmas' sledge, right? 1112 01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:04,350 So fly! 1113 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,060 Or you serve no purpose and we'll eat you 1114 01:07:07,220 --> 01:07:11,390 Fly? Ah, yes! But I can't do it without the sledge. 1115 01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:14,470 - You can. - Aargh! 1116 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:18,970 - Watch, daddy! Watch him fly! - Oh, yeah... Well, he was. 1117 01:07:20,310 --> 01:07:22,560 Oh, dear! He fell in Fat Danny's cage. 1118 01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,470 And now he gets to eat him instead of us. 1119 01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,600 Nice doggy, hello... 1120 01:07:27,770 --> 01:07:30,430 Ouch! Ah! Ah! 1121 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:32,850 Aaargh! 1122 01:07:33,020 --> 01:07:35,760 The pig's flying again! Yeah! 1123 01:07:35,930 --> 01:07:39,470 - So's Fat Danny. - They're coming towards us. 1124 01:07:45,890 --> 01:07:47,310 Open the door! 1125 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,430 Well, you managed to open the door. 1126 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,390 Right, freedom! 1127 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:09,890 And with it, a chance to save Christmas. Who's with me? 1128 01:08:10,060 --> 01:08:13,470 Me! Me! Me! 1129 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,680 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 1130 01:08:17,850 --> 01:08:21,140 Of course, love. We're gonna save Christmas. 1131 01:08:21,310 --> 01:08:22,760 And you'll find warmth in your heart 1132 01:08:22,930 --> 01:08:24,890 as we get presents for the little children. 1133 01:08:25,060 --> 01:08:28,060 - Yeah... - I'll get a sledge! 1134 01:08:28,220 --> 01:08:30,350 Yeah... 1135 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,890 - One sledge-aroo! - Yeah... 1136 01:08:33,060 --> 01:08:35,350 Come on! Come on! Let's go, daddy! 1137 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:37,970 Think of us as extra elves. 1138 01:08:38,140 --> 01:08:40,310 Right, you lot! Let's go! 1139 01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:31,600 I really can't believe we're doing this. 1140 01:09:31,770 --> 01:09:33,600 Are you not gonna look for presents? 1141 01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:36,640 Cause if not, I can think of a way you can help. 1142 01:09:36,810 --> 01:09:38,260 Ooh, what a lovely gift! 1143 01:09:38,430 --> 01:09:40,680 Someone's gonna be lucky this year. 1144 01:09:40,850 --> 01:09:43,260 What wonderful stuff. 1145 01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:46,760 It's beautiful! Oh, there'll never be a better Christmas. 1146 01:09:46,930 --> 01:09:48,530 There you are! The sledge is ready to go. 1147 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:50,350 Let's get you hitched up to fly. 1148 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,760 Please, don't be stupid. We gotta get back to the farm. 1149 01:09:52,930 --> 01:09:55,180 But what about the kids? Father Christmas? 1150 01:09:55,350 --> 01:09:58,010 Don't start that again. Father Christmas doesn't exist! 1151 01:09:58,180 --> 01:10:00,720 It's a bunch of stupid stories we tell kids like you! 1152 01:10:02,890 --> 01:10:05,720 Daddy, is the pig telling the truth? 1153 01:10:05,890 --> 01:10:08,390 Er... let's get a move on. We've got presents to deliver. 1154 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:11,310 It's Christmas! This sledge isn't gonna fly by itself. 1155 01:10:15,060 --> 01:10:17,140 Thank you, thanks for everything, friends! 1156 01:10:17,310 --> 01:10:19,180 Thanks to you, we saved Christmas! 1157 01:10:19,350 --> 01:10:21,850 Awesome! Well done! 1158 01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:26,060 - Feel the love! - Bravo! Merry Christmas! 1159 01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:28,970 Have a great Christmas, love you! 1160 01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:32,720 - Have a great Christmas! - Have a great Christmas! 1161 01:10:33,310 --> 01:10:34,810 Aaargh! 1162 01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:42,970 - Aargh! - Whoo-hoo! 1163 01:10:43,140 --> 01:10:45,350 Alright, now he's flying. 1164 01:11:07,470 --> 01:11:10,180 Darling, you look lovely in that outfit. 1165 01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:12,720 Oh, it's rather hot in here. 1166 01:11:12,890 --> 01:11:15,010 Thank goodness, we only do this once a year. 1167 01:11:15,180 --> 01:11:21,100 Hm-mm. Here, your hat. The children are so excited. 1168 01:11:21,270 --> 01:11:23,220 There can't be just one Santa. That's silly. 1169 01:11:23,390 --> 01:11:27,140 - No, there's only one. - I don't believe that. 1170 01:11:27,310 --> 01:11:29,260 He couldn't deliver all those presents 1171 01:11:29,430 --> 01:11:32,100 all by himself, in one night. 1172 01:11:32,270 --> 01:11:34,100 I mean, there must be at least five. 1173 01:11:34,270 --> 01:11:37,060 No, there's only one. He's a superhero. 1174 01:11:37,220 --> 01:11:40,390 - Maybe, but still- - If only we could ask him. 1175 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,720 Children, guess who's just arrived? 1176 01:11:44,180 --> 01:11:46,140 Right, we've got the presents, a chimney. 1177 01:11:46,310 --> 01:11:48,470 - The kids are waiting for us. - I can't believe you. 1178 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,640 Are you really going down there? 1179 01:11:50,810 --> 01:11:52,850 Oh, let's just get the kids to come up here, then! 1180 01:11:53,020 --> 01:11:54,390 They'd get their pajamas dirty. 1181 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,760 But what if the chimney's blocked? You'll get stuck. 1182 01:11:57,930 --> 01:12:00,640 Hmm... good point. If only we had a guinea pig to test it. 1183 01:12:00,810 --> 01:12:02,470 What about a real pig? 1184 01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,390 Knock three times when the coast is clear, 1185 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,100 and we'll be right there, got it? Fire! 1186 01:12:07,270 --> 01:12:09,970 Hello, and ho-ho-ho! 1187 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,180 Oh, dear. 1188 01:12:16,350 --> 01:12:18,010 Go, fetch me the broom, Suzanne! 1189 01:12:19,810 --> 01:12:22,720 Help, help! You guys, help! 1190 01:12:22,890 --> 01:12:25,640 That's the signal. The coast is clear. 1191 01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:28,600 Hello, children! 1192 01:12:30,850 --> 01:12:33,930 You wait till I get my hands on you! 1193 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:36,760 Aargh, come back! 1194 01:12:36,930 --> 01:12:39,560 You see that? There is more than one. I told you so. 1195 01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,600 Yeah. But what about the pig? 1196 01:12:41,770 --> 01:12:43,470 Pulls the sledge? I don't know. 1197 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,970 But don't reindeer pull the sledge usually? 1198 01:12:46,140 --> 01:12:48,600 Yeah, but pigs are less expensive. 1199 01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:55,260 What's going on? 1200 01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:59,390 - Got you! - Aargh! 1201 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,510 Clear off! 1202 01:13:05,430 --> 01:13:08,560 I'd say that wasn't too bad for our first time. Oof! 1203 01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:10,680 - Let's go! - Oh, no. Enough. 1204 01:13:10,850 --> 01:13:14,850 We stop this now. We are not delivering any more presents. 1205 01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:17,970 - Father Christmas... - There is no Father Christmas! 1206 01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:20,310 Yes, there is and he's up there. Look! 1207 01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:24,760 He's in danger. Quick, we have to help him. 1208 01:13:24,930 --> 01:13:27,010 Yeah, but like responsible adults? 1209 01:13:27,180 --> 01:13:28,760 Father Christmas! Father Christmas! 1210 01:13:28,930 --> 01:13:32,510 We've been through all of this before. 1211 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,560 Oh, wait, that's not really him? 1212 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,640 - No, it isn't! - Yes, they're all just copies. 1213 01:13:37,810 --> 01:13:39,210 We killed the real one this morning. 1214 01:13:39,270 --> 01:13:40,810 Actually that was more you. 1215 01:13:40,970 --> 01:13:43,370 It wasn't me, it was gravity. He got attracted to the ground. 1216 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,760 - You know, physics. - Stop! You didn't kill anyone! 1217 01:13:46,930 --> 01:13:50,220 It was a plastic Father Christmas just like that one! 1218 01:13:50,390 --> 01:13:52,760 Are they plastic, as well? 1219 01:13:57,310 --> 01:13:58,760 What on earth...? 1220 01:13:58,930 --> 01:14:03,640 Hey, you there! Help! I can't hold on much longer. 1221 01:14:03,810 --> 01:14:06,760 - So, plastic, hey? - Hold on tight, Mr. Christmas! 1222 01:14:06,930 --> 01:14:08,470 I'm coming! 1223 01:14:09,310 --> 01:14:11,640 Almost... gotcha! 1224 01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:18,890 Don't panic! It's all under control. 1225 01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:21,350 Whoo! 1226 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:26,720 - There you are. - Ooh! 1227 01:14:26,890 --> 01:14:29,510 That was close. I don't understand what happened. 1228 01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,760 I was on this rooftop when there was this almighty crash. 1229 01:14:32,930 --> 01:14:36,560 And you know what? It looked like a... supermarket trolley. 1230 01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,470 A trolley on the roof... I have too much imagination! 1231 01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:41,260 Can't thank you enough, my friends. 1232 01:14:41,430 --> 01:14:44,010 I'm not sure what you're doing here, but... 1233 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:45,760 you saved my life. 1234 01:14:45,930 --> 01:14:48,310 And what's more, you all saved Christmas! 1235 01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:56,350 Gosh, is that the time, hey? I still have to finish my round. 1236 01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:58,470 Let's go, children are a-waiting! 1237 01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:01,430 Excuse me... Are you really Father Christmas? 1238 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:04,350 But, of course! Who do you think I am? 1239 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:08,470 Er, no, no, no, I... I thought you'd be a bit more, you know... 1240 01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,140 Yeah, you know... 1241 01:15:11,310 --> 01:15:14,680 Well, I have to get in and out of chimneys, you know. 1242 01:15:14,850 --> 01:15:16,600 So, can I drop you off somewhere? 1243 01:15:22,180 --> 01:15:24,930 Tell me, are reindeers expensive? 1244 01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:28,390 Actually, yes. We have to re-shoe them all the time. 1245 01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:30,360 Even though their feet never touch the ground. 1246 01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:32,430 - Interesting. - Can I drive? 1247 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:33,140 Oh, oh, ooh! 1248 01:15:33,310 --> 01:15:35,760 Why don't you look at the view instead? 1249 01:15:35,930 --> 01:15:37,560 It's rather pretty, don't you think? 1250 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,600 Oh, yeah, it's pretty. 1251 01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:52,970 Wow! 1252 01:16:33,060 --> 01:16:35,510 - Merry Christmas. - And to you, as well. 1253 01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:43,060 - What's with all the presents? - Father Christmas bought them. 1254 01:16:43,220 --> 01:16:45,890 So you believe "the fat bloke and elves" nonsense, then? 1255 01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:48,010 Well, ha-ha, you know me... 1256 01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:50,640 Father Christmas gave me an inflatable ring. 1257 01:16:50,810 --> 01:16:52,850 And I got a carrot peeler. Got a carrot? 1258 01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:56,220 - Anyone got a carrot? - Oh, dear, those crazy kids. 1259 01:16:56,390 --> 01:16:59,430 Well, you know, as long as everyone's happy. 1260 01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:18,970 Ah... 1261 01:17:26,180 --> 01:17:28,850 Well, we hope you've had a good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 1262 01:17:29,020 --> 01:17:32,350 and please join us soon for some totally new adventures. 1263 01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,310 On behalf of all of us, goodnight! 1264 01:17:38,770 --> 01:17:40,600 Shall we have a drink and celebrate? 1265 01:17:40,770 --> 01:17:43,180 - Oh, yeah, why not? - I fancy a pint. 1266 01:17:43,350 --> 01:17:45,600 Not me, I'm going home. Don't wanna miss the last train. 1267 01:17:45,770 --> 01:17:47,430 Ah, don't be a spoilsport. 1268 01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,600 - We'll drop you home. - We got the tractor. 1269 01:17:49,770 --> 01:17:51,260 - I'm driving. - No, I'm fine. 1270 01:17:51,430 --> 01:17:52,630 No no, really. No no, I'm fine. 1271 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,640 It's fine, really. But-but-but thank you. Ok, bye 1272 01:17:54,810 --> 01:17:57,350 Eh? The audience is still here. 1273 01:17:57,520 --> 01:17:58,810 What're they doing? 1274 01:17:58,970 --> 01:18:02,010 Oh, the curtain call. We forgot the curtain call! 1275 01:18:02,180 --> 01:18:05,970 Everybody on stage, now! Come on! Michel! Kids! 1276 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,720 Is everybody ready? OK, and go! 1277 01:19:03,020 --> 01:19:04,930 THE END 96276