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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay, Lilly,
before Surf'’s Up Susie
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can go out with
Surf'’s Up Dave,
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you need to know
the golden rule of dating.
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He who has the gold
gets the date.
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Uh-huh...
[KAREN GIGGLES]
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Lilly,
don'’t listen to her.
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You are a powerful,
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independent,
free-thinking woman
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capable of buying yourself
anything you need.
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Stand tall against
the totalitarian
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testosterone conspiracy.
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What'’s her problem?
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Hello, ladies.
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Hello, honey bunny.
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Hello, sweetie-weety-peety.
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Way to stand tall,
honey-woney.
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What'’s going on?
Well, after hearing Karen
explain dating to Lilly,
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I'’m about to have a stroke.
Ooh.
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Well, it'’s good thing
Dr. Halke'’s in the house.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Ooh, kissing.
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Hi. Good news.
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The new dishes we ordered
finally arrived.
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[SIGHS] Anything new
going on here?
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Yeah, Rich and Dana
are going to have a baby!
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[DISHES SHATTER]
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Lilly, could you
tell Mommy again
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what you just told me
about Rich and Dana?
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Sure, Mommy.
I said Rich and Dana
are going to have a baby!
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You'’re a dead man.
No, no, no, Frank.
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Whoa, Mom, I have...
I don'’t know where
she got this idea,
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but I am definitely
not pregnant.
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Yeah, I don'’t know
where she got that.
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Well, that, that, that is
if I wanted break in
to Fort Knox,
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which I wouldn'’t even dream
of doing anything like that
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until Fort Knox
and I are married.
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Smooth, Rich.
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Okay, now,
you tell Mommy
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why you think that
Rich and Dana are
going to have a baby.
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'’Cause Rich and Dana
were kissing,
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and my friend Joey said
that'’s how you make a baby.
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[SIGHING]
[CHUCKLING]
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Oh, I am so glad this little
misunderstanding is over.
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[CHUCKLES]
Dana and I are just...
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Yeah, we'’ll be
leaving now.
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Uh, together,
but in a very platonic way.
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You know,
it'’s completely unsexual.
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I won'’t even think
about her naked--
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Lilly, your friend
Joey was wrong.
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Babies do not come
from kissing.
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Then, where do
they come from?
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I'’ll handle
this one, honey.
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Come here, honey.
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Okay, up.
Ooh, there we go.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
Okay, now,
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when a mommy and a daddy
want a baby...
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They go to this big,
magical cabbage patch.
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And it'’s ruled by
a royal queen and her elves.
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Frank, Frank,
I'’ll handle this.
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Now, honey, I'’m just getting
to the part where the babies
come down the rainbow.
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It'’s okay.
Frank. Frank.
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Oh, Lilly,
forget what Daddy said
about the cabbage patch.
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All right,
Mommy is going to tell you
where babies come from.
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Oh!
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Frank, our daughter has
asked an honest question,
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I'’m going to give her
an honest answer.
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I want Daddy to tell me
where babies come from.
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I love when Daddy
explains things.
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Okay, Daddy.
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So, the, the question is
where do babies come from.
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Right.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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And the answer is...
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Babies come...
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From Mommy'’s tummy.
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The end.
Whoa, look at this car.
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Okay, I see that you want
a complete explanation.
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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Because that'’s where
the seed is planted.
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Oh, look, it'’s 3:00!
Who wants to go to
the toy store?
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I do!
All right!
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Right after you tell me
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how the seed gets
into the mommy'’s tummy.
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Okay...
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MAN: [ON TV]
And they'’re off.
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The first one out of
the gate is Dancing Girl.
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Followed closely
by Mr. Bickley,
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Daddy'’s Dream,
Saratoga, Bandit Bob,
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and Susie Q
bringing up the rear...
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[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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As we say on the range,
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"Howdy, boys."
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Go, Dancing Girl!
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Come on, go,
Mr. Bickley!
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I see you two are
watching the races.
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Perhaps one of you
would like to ask me
how come I'’m wearing this
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dashing urban cowboy outfit
and squinting into the wind.
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Not really.
J.T. and I are kinda busy.
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Well, you'’re both very rude,
and you'’re both very wrong.
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The winner of this race
will be Susie Q.
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[BOTH SCOFF]
Don'’t flick
your phlegm at me.
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She'’s dead last.
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Any moment,
she'’s going to make her move
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run to the outside,
and win by three lengths.
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Ha!
Yeah, right.
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MAN: [ON TV]
And down the homestretch
they come.
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Wow!
Susie Q'’s making a move!
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She'’s going to the outside
and really turning it on!
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And Susie Q wins
by three lengths!
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Jean-Luc, that was amazing!
[TV SHUTS OFF]
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How did you know
that she was gonna win?
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Because I used to own
and breed racehorses
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before my ex-wife took them
all away from me.
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She likes to take things
away from me.
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I'’d like to take things
away from her.
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Like her lungs.
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Thank God
I'’m not bitter.
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Now, last chance.
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Is anyone in this room
going to ask me
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how come a Frenchman like me
is dressed like Roy Rogers?
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Roy Rogers?
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I really don'’t feel like
telling you right now.
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However,
if you insist on knowing,
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I'’m going line dancing
at the Golden Spur.
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Yes, indeedy-do.
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Country line dancing
is super-extra fantastic.
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One man gets to dance
with 12 woman.
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And I have only one thing
to say about that.
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Rawhide.
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[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
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[SCREAMING]
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All right, children,
nap time is over.
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Now it'’s time
for show-and-tell.
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[CHILDREN CHEERING]
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I want you to break up into
your show-and-tell groups,
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I wanna go first.
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No, I wanna go first.
I got a rock.
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So, I'’m gonna tell
where babies come from.
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I already know that.
Babies come from kissing.
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No way, Joey.
Kissing'’s just part one.
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Well, what'’s part two?
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That'’s the really good part.
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I'’ll use these dolls
to show you.
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Now watch,
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'’cause this is gonna
blow your mind.
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Bye, Mason.
Bye, Miss Crawford.
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Hi.
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Hi.
Hi, honey.
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Hi, Daddy. Hi, Mommy.
Hi, sweetheart.
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Ooh.
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Did you have a good day?
No.
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Why not?
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Joey'’s not allowed to play
at our house anymore.
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His daddy told him
we have a dirty family.
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[GASPS]
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Excuse me,
Mr. and Mrs. Lambert,
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You see,
today at show-and-tell,
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Lilly told
her little friends
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all about the birds
and the bees.
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Ooh, Lilly,
why don'’t you
go get your coat
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and gather
your things, okay?
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Okay.
There you go.
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[SIGHS]
Listen, I am really
sorry about this.
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Oh, don'’t worry.
These things with kids
happen all the time.
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Yes, I know,
but I don'’t want Lilly
to lose a friend over this.
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Oh, I'’m sure we can get this
all straightened out.
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Oh, thank you.
Oh, that would be great.
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Yeah, thanks.
Mommy, Daddy.
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Could you help me
dress my dolls up?
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They'’re done making a baby,
they should wear clothes.
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Yes, they should.
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Buh-bye.
Bye.
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Okay, translate
this phrase into French.
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"You have a handsome son."
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Vous avez...
Vous avez...
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A beau...
Un...
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Ah.
No, just say, "Ahh."
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Ahh.
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Vous avez un beau fesse.
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Okay, perfect,
expect for one thing.
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Instead of telling me
that I have a handsome son,
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you told me that I have
a handsome buttock.
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Sorry.
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That'’s okay.
I get that a lot.
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Check it out!
We'’re rich!
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Zut alors.
That'’s a lot of cash.Yep.
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We went to that track
in Chicago,
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Oh, man, it was so easy.
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Man, I feel so in tune
with horses.
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I feel like I'’m...
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[IMITATES HORSE]
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Part horse.
[LAUGHS]
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And I know which part.
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Listen, guys, uh,
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Absolutely.
We'’re natural
pony players.
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Tomorrow, we'’re gonna
empty out college fund
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and make a big killing
at the track.
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You can'’t do that.
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Okay. Fine.
You'’re an idiot.
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Normally, yes,
but not necessarily
when it comes to horse racing.
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Now, listen, guys.
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There'’s a horse
going off tomorrow
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at 50/1 odds
called Thunderbolt.
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It'’s a sure thing.
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Now, at those odds,
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What do you say?
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I say, if we hurry,
we can clean out
our college fund
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before the bank closes!
Yes!
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BOTH:
Money, money, money.
Money, money, money.
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Money! Yes.
Money, money, money! Money.
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Jean-Luc, are you nuts?
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No, don'’t worry.
Look, I'’m in total control.
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I know exactly
what I'’m doing.
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Well, good,
'’cause right now,
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That was very rude.
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Congratulations,
you are now officially French.
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Hey, Jean-Luc,
how come you wanted us to
meet you in a laundry--
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[SHUSHING]
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BOTH:
This is a bookie joint?[SHUSHING]
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Lots of criminal activities
occur in laundries.
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Haven'’t you ever
heard the phrase
"laundering money"?
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BOTH: Ooh.
Okay.
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Now, I'’m going to go over
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and tell my bookies
that you'’re with me,
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so wait here,
and don'’t touch anything.
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What did I just say?
I said don'’t touch anything.
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Okay, are you ready?
These the pigeons
we'’re gonna scare?
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Oui.
Bring on the meat.
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Hey, J.T.
Hey, Jean-Luc.
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Those are some nice pants
you got there--
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Now, we'’re in.
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How much money
do you want to bet?
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Uh, well, including
all our college money,
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we got $2,300.
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$2,300?
[SCOFFS]
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I spit on $2,300.
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[SPITS]
You want to win big,
you got to bet big money.
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I say you bet $10,000.
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But we don'’t have...
[FRENCH ACCENT] $10,000.
240
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:52,293
Yeah, what if we lose?
241
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,904
It'’s a sure thing.
You definitely do not
need the money.
242
00:12:54,991 --> 00:13:00,170
You know something,
he'’s right.
243
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,999
Now you'’re talking.
50,000.
244
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:06,698
Because at 50/1 odds,
that will make you
millionaire.
245
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,397
What do you say, Rich?
246
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:10,702
Oui.
247
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:19,929
Okay, boys,
these are my friends,
J.T. and Rich.
248
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,236
How you doing?
Rich Halke. Nice to meet you.How you doing? I'’m J.T.
249
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,151
[BOTH GRUNTING]
250
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,808
This one'’s clean,
no gun, no wire.Ditto.
251
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,202
[RICH GRUNTS]
252
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:35,379
Well, uh, we'’d like
to bet 50,000
253
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,773
on Thunderbolt to win
in the fifth race.
254
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,603
How are a couple of
snot-nosed punks like you
gonna come up with 50 large?
255
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:46,216
Oh, they'’re good for it.
256
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:49,698
And I spit on anyone
who won'’t accept my voucher.
257
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,308
[CLEARING THROAT]
258
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,667
Okay, we got you
down for 50.
259
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,800
Um, could we get
a receipt for that?
260
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:08,325
[GRUNTS]
I'’m very trustworthy.
261
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:11,328
And you have
very lovely hands, too.
262
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,158
MAN: [ON TV]
And they'’re off!
263
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:18,161
Whiskey Pete'’s in first.
Followed by Shadow.
264
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:21,425
Amy'’s Pride, Baby Face,
Cuban Cigar,
265
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,863
and Thunderbolt
bringing up the rear.
266
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,300
Our horse is dead last.
No, no, calm down.
267
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,650
Maybe he'’s
just pacing himself.
Come on, go, Thunderbolt!
268
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:31,479
MAN: [ON TV]
And at the clubhouse turn,
it'’s Whiskey Pete.
269
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:34,786
Followed by Amy'’s Pride,
Shadow, Baby Face.
270
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,701
Here comes Cuban Cigar.
271
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:40,227
And Thunderbolt
is falling way behind
the rest of the pack.
272
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,969
Pacing himself?
He'’s limping!
273
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,101
MAN: [ON TV]
They'’re turning
into the homestretch.
274
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,974
And for some reason,
Thunderbolt is slowing down.
275
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,150
Dear, God,
he'’s stopping to pee!
276
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,195
Pee later,
you old flea bag!
277
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:57,113
We got 50 grand
on this race!
278
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:01,204
Amy'’s Pride second, and Shadow a very close third.
279
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:04,381
Wow!
Here'’s something
you don'’t see very often.
280
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:07,689
They'’re bringing out
a truck to take Thunderbolt
off the track.
281
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:16,785
Okay, boys,
the bet was 50,000.
282
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,395
Now pay up.
283
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,528
[LAUGHING]
284
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:23,400
We might have a little bit
of a problem.
285
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:26,229
You see,
because we don'’t
actually have...
286
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:30,059
$50,000.
287
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:33,410
Well, how much you got, then?
$2,300.
288
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,673
That perhaps
we could work out
289
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,719
an easy-payment plan
for the rest.
290
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,071
How '’bout this
for an easy-payment plan,
291
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,944
I squeeze your head
until the money comes out
your eyeballs?
292
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:49,557
Uh, Jean-Luc,
293
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,038
I think we have
a little problem.
294
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,997
You think
you have a problem,
295
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,260
I forgot to put in
fabric softener.
296
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,962
Good idea.
[J.T. AND RICH EXCLAIMING]
297
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,752
Which side of your face
do you want to crease on?
298
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,710
Give me the rest of my money,
you little creep!
299
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,408
I told you!
We don'’t have it!
300
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,323
[SCREAMING]
301
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,412
No, God, please!
Please, just get me
out of this!
302
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,110
I swear I'’ll never
gamble again!Me, too, me, too!
303
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,678
Okay, Frankie,
let'’s teach '’em a lesson.No!
304
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:24,940
On three.
RICH: Oh, no!
305
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,508
Ready, one, two, three!
306
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:30,293
[SCREAMING]
307
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,604
[LAUGHING]
308
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,132
Hey, what'’s going on here?
309
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,178
You, my friends,
have been stung.
310
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,487
What do you mean,
this was all a set up?
311
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:53,577
Ah, Frankie and Tony
just work here.
312
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:56,319
Do you think that I
Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux
313
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,408
would just stand by
while you screw away
314
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,628
all your college money
on gambling?
315
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,717
So these guys
really aren'’t
gonna kill us?
316
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,285
Not as long as you promise
never to gamble again.
317
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,374
Hey, no problem there.
318
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,202
Yeah, you go that right.
319
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,421
Jean-Luc, man.
[LAUGHING]
320
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,120
You guys, you were...
You were great, man.
321
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:16,470
You really had us going.
Very funny.
322
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:19,951
You touch me again
and I'’ll crush your head
like a walnut.
323
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,433
You got it.
324
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,218
See ya.
Bye.
325
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:36,359
Oh, well,
this is great, honey.
326
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:40,798
Oh, calm down, Frank.
327
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,323
You know, we shouldn'’t judge
them before we meet them.
328
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,152
Yeah, but I just
hate the idea
329
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:49,285
of some miserable, old,
stuck-up fuddy-duddies
330
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,679
not allowing their kid
to play with Lillian.
331
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,551
Hi.
CAROL: Hi.
332
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,901
I'’m Devon.
This is Tiffany.Hi.
333
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:59,339
Hi. Do you go
to high school
down the street?
334
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,732
Uh, no,
we'’re Joey'’s parents.
335
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,085
Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh.
336
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,826
We were expecting adults.
337
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,787
No, we'’re adults.
338
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,442
Tiffany is 24,
and I'’m 24 and a half.
339
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,576
Listen, I'’m glad we got
together to talk this out
340
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:22,057
because we want you to
understand our position.
341
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:25,800
It'’s just we don'’t want
our son knowing about
"things" too soon.
342
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:31,110
Right, right.
343
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:35,940
Sex at such a young age
is very irresponsible.
344
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,899
Irresponsible?
TIFFANY: Mmm-hmm.
345
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,857
All we did was tell
our child the truth.
346
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:42,121
I hardly think
that'’s irresponsible.
347
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:47,213
Well, of course you don'’t.
348
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,997
where everything
was free and easy.
349
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,784
Look, obviously you people
have no self-control.
350
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:57,440
I mean, you know,
seven children,
what are you, rabbits?
351
00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:00,878
You know, Skippy,
you'’re starting to
tick me off here.
352
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,968
Listen, don'’t yell
at my husband.
353
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:06,449
Well, your husband
is a little twit.
354
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,060
TIFFANY:
Yeah? Well, yours
is an old hippie.
355
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,323
Hey!
Take that back!
356
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:14,370
[ALL SHOUTING]
357
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:18,374
Everybody has to stop yelling
and say they'’re sorry.
358
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,377
Yeah, me and Joey
just wanted to
play together.
359
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:24,250
Lilly'’s my friend.
And Joey'’s my friend.
360
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,252
Now say you'’re sorry.
361
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,079
ALL:
Sorry.
362
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,299
Say it like you mean it.
363
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,999
I'’m sorry.
I'’m sorry, too.
364
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,784
Yes, I'’m sorry.
I apologize.
365
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,178
We just really have to
find a way to work this out.
366
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,614
Look, we don'’t wanna be
unreasonable,
367
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,878
but we just have
certain opinions
368
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,054
And-and you'’re entitles
to those opinions.
369
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:49,536
But we shouldn'’t let that
get in the way of our children
being friends.
370
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,713
Yeah, Mommy, please,
can I play at Lilly'’s house?
371
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,805
Okay.
[CHEERING]
372
00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,024
You can play
at Lilly'’s house.
373
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,592
We can watch
the nature channel.
374
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,681
The nature channel?
375
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,509
Oh, don'’t worry,
don'’t worry.
376
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,642
It'’s predator week.
There'’s no sex.
377
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,297
Just wild animals ripping
each other'’s guts out.
378
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,085
Yeah. Fine.
Okay, buh-bye.
Nice meeting you.
379
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,785
You know,
I think Skippy there
380
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,961
was potty-trained
a tad too early.
381
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:32,100
Look, boys, you may have
learned your lesson
about gambling,
382
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,145
but if you'’re gonna make it
in this man'’s world,
383
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,147
there'’s something else
you need to know.
384
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,497
What'’s that?
385
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,716
One word...
386
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,719
Laundry.
387
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,592
What'’s the big deal?
You just toss it all
in the washing machine.
388
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,246
You say one more stupid thing
389
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,204
and I'’m gonna spin you
over my head again!
390
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,860
Now, listen up,
you yutzes,
391
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,993
you wanna separate your denim
and your other heavy items
392
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,258
from your light cottons
and unmentionables.
393
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,873
Why?
394
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:09,529
So you can add the appropriate
fabric softener, you dipstick!
395
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:16,971
they will be rough
and abrasive
against your sensitive skin.
396
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,842
Now, you may not know it
by looking at me,
397
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:20,322
but...
398
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,847
I chafe easily.
399
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:29,505
And when I chafe,
you do not wanna
be around me.
400
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,512
He'’s impossible.
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