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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BLOWING NOSE]
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[GROANS]
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Well, Dad, we're on our way
to Adam's funeral.
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[MUMBLING]
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Funeral? I thought Adam
was getting married.
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[SCOFFS] Wedding, funeral,
what's the difference?
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Either way,
his life's over.
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I mean, getting married
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Thanks a lot, J.T.
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Oh! Sam, Sam.
No, no, no. I just--
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You're fine.
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but, uh, that's not
it either, huh?
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That's not it.
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Well, look at the time.
Time to go.
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[FRANK GROANS]
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Oh, Frank.
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She'll understand.
No, honey.
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Listen it-- Oh, boy.
Oh, gee, are you sure
you're okay?
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Yeah, yeah.
I'll be as good as new.
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You don't have to worry
about the swing set,
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'cause I found
somebody else to build it.
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Well, now, honey,
come on now.
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You can't just get anybody
to build you a swing set.
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It takes
a trained professional.
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Somebody who really
knows what they're doing
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and who has
all the right tools.
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Bonjour.
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[AMERICAN ACCENT]
My name's Ben.
I build things.
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It says,
"If you could read this,
I'm probably workin'."
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Oh, hi!
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It was such a lovely ceremony,
Mrs. Landers.
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Yeah, your daughter
makes a beautiful bride.
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I'm glad you could be here.
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You are such
a darling couple.
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[KISSES]
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So, when are you two
tying the knot?
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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
Well, uh, we're a long way
from that.
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I mean, you know,
we've only been together
for eight months.
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Oh, honey, Ed and I
got married after two months.
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Ed, come here.
I want you to meet
Dana and Rich.
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They're thinking about
getting married.
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No, actually,
we were just--
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Oh, hey, kids,
congratulations.
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Oh, you're gonna
love being married.
You really are.
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It's the best thing
I ever did.[LAUGHS]
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Really.
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Real happy
for you folks,
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but we're not thinking
about marriage.
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I mean, my career comes
before anything else.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
Put a ring on
her finger, son.
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She'll forget all about
this career garbage.
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[LAUGHS]
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You're gorgeous!
[BOTH LAUGH]
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Ah, um, Mr. Landers,
um, today's woman is--
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Honey, let's go sit down.
No, I was just
gonna tell him--
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I know what you were
going to tell him.
Let's go sit down.
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Bye, kids.
[MUMBLING]
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Oh, hi, J.T.
and Samantha.
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Ooh! You are such
a darling couple.
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[HUMMING
HERE COMES THE BRIDE]
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[LAUGHS] Hey, ho,
take it easy there.
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We just met,
so don't give her
any ideas, all right?
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Marriage is out of
the question, okay?
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Yeah, we're not sure
we're going to even
keep dating.
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You were just
saying that, right?
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[GRUNTS AND GROANS]
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I can't believe
I have this cold
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and I'm trying to put
together a swing set.
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[NORMAL ACCENT]
You know, Frank, yesterday
I felt terrible.
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I had the most awful cold.
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I couldn't breathe,
I couldn't taste nothing.
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And then,
one of my customers,
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she gave me
this home remedy.
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I-I am completely
a new man.
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Really?
Yeah, she gave me
an extra bottle.
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Here.
Right over here.
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There you go.
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Oh, uh,
what's in it?
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Well, uh, evidently,
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it's just nothing
but natural ingredients.
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She did mention
juniper berries,
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but, uh, it really is
a good fixer-upper.
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You should try it.
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Wow.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Did she, uh,
say how much to take?
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Uh, yeah, she said just
take enough to feel better.
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Oh, okay, then I'll just
take a little bit here.
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Oh, boy, that warms
you right up, doesn't it?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Whoa. You're sure
this is totally herbal?
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Hey, my body
is my temple, okay?
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I don't put nothing in there
that isn't absolutely
100% pure.
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As a matter of fact,
I'm gonna take another
little swig
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of this home remedy
cold medicine right now,
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in case, you know,
I don't wanna have a relapse.
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In case there's any
little bug in there,
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I just get it
all cleared out.
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Jean-Luc, you know,
my congestion is
almost cleared up.
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Mmm-hmm.
I can breathe again.
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You see that?
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BOTH: Just to
get it all cleared out.
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You know, Frank--
What?
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She said, "Jean-Luc, um,
you know, the more you take,
the better you gonna feel."
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And-and-and I said,
"Oh, really?"
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And so, what I think
I'm gonna do is, I'll just
take a little bit more.
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Just a little bit.
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You know, just
to get it all cleared out.All cleared out.
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Mmm-hmm.
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[BAND PLAYING SLOW
DANCE MUSIC]
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Dana?
[GASPS]
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Nicole!
I can't believe it.
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So good to see you.
It's good to
see you, too.
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Oh, this is
my boyfriend, Rich.
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Oh, and this is
my husband, Scott.
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Rich Halke,
how are you doing?
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Your husband?
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Don't act
so surprised.
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Everybody says you two are
getting married any day now.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, everybody's wrong.
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So, uh, how's school
up in Madison?
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Oh, I quit college.
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Scott and I just found out,
we're gonna have a baby.
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A baby?
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I-I thought you wanted
to go to law school?
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Well, that's on the
back burner for now.
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I want to stay home
and raise the baby.
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Besides, Scott just
got a promotion.
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He's the assistant
snack food manager
at the Piggly Wiggly.
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Yep, with my new raise,
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we'll be able to afford
our own modular home soon.
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[CHUCKLES]
You mean a trailer?
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Well, yeah.
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Wow! Man!
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You guys got it made.
Whoa, jeez.
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A job.
A place to live.
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A little baby on the way.
[LAUGHS]
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It just doesn't get
better than that.
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[SONG ENDS]
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[ALL APPLAUDING]
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That's enough, okay.
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All you single gals, uh,
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Janet's going to throw her bouquet so we can find out
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who is going to be next
to be married.
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[CHEERING]
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Dana, let's go try
and catch the bouquet.
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I'd rather French kiss
Bob Dole. Thanks.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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Well, I'm going.
I'm going, too.
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Hey, ho-ho,
excuse me.
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You can't catch
the bouquet.
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No, but I can knock it away
from Sam. [CLICKS TONGUE]
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Go on, Dana.
It's not too late.
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Uh, no, really.
I think I'll just sit here.
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[WOMEN CLAMORING]
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[THUD]
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Congratulations.
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Hey, you guys see this?
[LAUGHS]
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Looks like we're next.
Hey, hey!
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[EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY]
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Well, glory be, Dana Foster
caught the bouquet.
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It's a sign from God.
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I think I'm having
chest pains.
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BOTH: Oh!
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Oh, Dana, I was hoping
you'd catch the bouquet.
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I told you
you'd be next.
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You're gonna be pregnant
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and big as a house
before you know it.
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Okay, everybody,
time to limbo.
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[LIMBO MUSIC PLAYING]
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You know, you look
like you could use
a glass of champagne.
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Bring the bottle.
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MR. LANDERS:
You're gonna be pregnant
and big as a house
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before you know it.
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REVEREND:
It's a sign from God.
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[BANJO PLAYING]
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Yeah.
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Hey, honey, come on out.
It's a beautiful day.
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[LAUGHS]
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Just as pretty as the day
I married her and twice
as much to love!
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Come on out,
kids, breakfast.
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Hey, there, Rich Jr.
[KIDS SCREAMING]
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Hey there.
How you doin'?
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Hey, little Dana.
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Littler Dana.
Tiny Dana, hey.
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Hey! Ross, don't pick
your nose there, kid.
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Uh, is there any chance, uh,
maybe after the baby's born,
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I could actually
attend law school?
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I mean, I was
accepted at Harvard.[RICH CHUCKLES]
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What, you mean,
you wanna be at Harvard,
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rather than here
in paradise?
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Well, it always was
kind of a dream of mine.
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CAROL: Rich,
could you give us a hand?
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Oh, yeah, sure thing,
Mother Lambert.
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Well, I'll go help
your parents.
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[GRUNTS]
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Hey, kids. Hey, hey.
Looking good, Mr. L.
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Hey. Hey, Mr. L,
how about those
reflexes, huh?
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Whoa!
Oh! [LAUGHS]
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Oh.
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Okay, there ya go,
Frankie.
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Grandpa, Grandpa,
I lost a tooth.
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Can I have some money?
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Oh. Carol?
Mmm-hmm?
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Reach on in
Frankie's pocket here,
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see if you can roam around
and find a quarter.
[LAUGHS]
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Oh, Frankie,
you old rascal.
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Eighty-two years old
and he's still a pistol.
[LAUGHS]
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Go sit down.
I'll pay you later.
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Mom, you look great.
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Well, how come you're 82
and you have the body of
a 24-year-old?
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Well, one word...
ThighMaster. [LAUGHS]
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So, how's my little
baby machine, huh?
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Mom, can I ask
you a question?Absolutely.
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Did you ever regret
having so many kids?
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[GASPS] No!
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[GASPS]
Speak for yourself.
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I'm 82 years old.
I'm taking my first
tennis lesson.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,460
and see if you can find
a tennis ball?
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Oh, Frankie, not in
front of the kids.
[COUGHS]
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Well, you okay, Frankie?
[COUGHS]
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Okay, we have to go.
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Yeah, before we play tennis,
we're stopping for lunch.
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Lunch?
Oh, that reminds me, honey,
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why don't you reach on in
Frankie's pocket
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and see if you can
find a Happy Meal?
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Oh, Frankie.
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Oh, Dana.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I flew in to thank you
for not going to Harvard.
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Well, because
you didn't go,
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there was a space for me.
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And today, they made me
a Supreme Court Justice.
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No way, honey!
How about that, huh?
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Karen here's
a Supreme Court Justice
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Whoa!
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00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,334
Don't you think
that's funny, Dana?
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Dana...
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Dana? Dana?
242
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,647
Don't touch me,
I'll get pregnant.
243
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:21,262
I think you and your mother
need to have a little talk.
244
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,143
Jean-Luc?
Yeah.
245
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,189
Where are ya?
Ah, well...
246
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,714
I... I'm right here.
247
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:42,762
Well, I've fallen and
I can't get up. [LAUGHS]
248
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,765
You think that's bad?
I'm up and I can't fall down.
249
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,899
Oh. Okay.
250
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,336
I can't fall down.
Here we go.
251
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:56,558
I think... I think
I see a thing...Upsy-daisy.
252
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,691
...that could help me
get in the place of...
253
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:04,044
We're just a couple of
swingin' guys.[BOTH LAUGH]
254
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,438
CAROL:
Frank, we're home.
255
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,053
Hi, Carol!
256
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,359
[FRANK LAUGHING]
257
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,321
Oh, my God,
they're bombed.
258
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,018
Have you two been drinking?
259
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,759
[GASPS]
[GRUNTS]
260
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,414
Oh! Well, no.
261
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:32,507
But we have
been taking
262
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:35,118
Yes, but, honey,
it's herbal.
263
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:38,643
It's made entirely
out of the juice
of buniper jerries.
264
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,254
Uh-huh.
265
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,691
You mean
juniper berries?
266
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,955
Well, so is gin.
Mrs. Thompson
is a big lush.
267
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,652
Well, yeah.
268
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:50,046
I think I'll go
make some coffee.
269
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,919
I cannot believe you two
took some homemade medication
270
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,964
from some old bat
who whipped it up
271
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,184
in her kitchen sink
without knowing what's in it.
272
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,360
I mean, you guys are lucky
you're just drunk.
273
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:00,883
You could've been killed.
274
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,320
[SIGHS]
Wow!
275
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,498
Hey. Hey.
Shh.
276
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:11,502
[DOOR OPENS]
277
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,243
We are not drunk.
278
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,855
And you wanna
know how I know?Ooh.
279
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,074
How?
280
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,645
how could we construct
such a fine swing set?
281
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,221
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
282
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,792
So, Rich, buddy.
283
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,664
Dana caught
the bouquet, huh?
284
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,579
You've got
big problems, bud.
285
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:49,584
Come on.
286
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:56,721
Are you crazy?
287
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:59,463
DANA:
My career comes before
anything else.
288
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,336
J.T.:
That's like being married
to Cujo with a law degree.
289
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,555
Cujo with a law degree.
290
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:05,687
Cujo with a law degree.
291
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,651
[PHONE RINGS]
292
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,048
Hello.
293
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,485
J.T., my best friend.
How are you?
294
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:22,791
Listen, I really
can't talk right now.
295
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,532
Dana's on her way home.
296
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,099
Yeah, it's our anniversary.
297
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,752
I want everything
to be really romantic.
298
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:31,060
I got champagne, candles,
299
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:34,368
even had my hair done.
300
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,196
DANA: I'm home.
Oh.
301
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,762
She's home.
Listen, I gotta go.
302
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,590
Okay, I'll talk to you
later, kisses.
303
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,121
Hi, honey.
304
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,557
Why is it so dark in here?
305
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:56,433
Well, I, uh,
306
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,087
Oh, yeah?
307
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,220
Why's that?
Um, well...
308
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,613
[CLEARS THROAT]
Sweetheart, it's the, uh...
309
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:04,528
Uh...
310
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,317
Oh, my God.
311
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,580
Oh, I can't believe
I forgot.
312
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,538
I forgot to file briefs
on the Maxwell case.
313
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,584
I gotta go back
to the office.
314
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,760
Sweetheart,
it's our anniversary.
315
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:20,849
Today?
316
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:26,289
Are you sure?
317
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,899
Okay.
318
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,251
Um, well, then, uh...
319
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,122
Just forget it.
320
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:39,563
You go on back
to your office.
321
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,131
Look, honey,
I'm sorry.Oh, no, you're not.
322
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,742
Come on, you never...
323
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,266
even look at
me anymore.
324
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:51,662
Do you know that I got
my hair done today
325
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:59,888
just for you
326
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,063
Looks great.
327
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,282
[SCOFFS]
328
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,067
Too late.
329
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,899
You know...
330
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:15,077
[CLEARS THROAT]
331
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,600
But you know what?
332
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,820
I don't know you anymore.
333
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,003
[SIGHS] Okay. Honey.
334
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,831
Look, I love you.
335
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:34,270
I mean, you're my wife.
I-I mean, my husband.
336
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,490
Look, I know I spend
too much time at the office,
337
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,709
but it's only because
I want to get you all of
the things that you want.
338
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:42,844
I mean, this house,
339
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,194
That new kitchen
you want.
340
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,157
I need you.
341
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,898
Look, you're right.
342
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,597
Forget about the office.
Forget the briefs.
343
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,779
You're not
just saying that?
344
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,347
No, honey, I mean it.
345
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:10,698
You are the most important
thing in my life.
346
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,181
[PHONE RINGS]
347
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,053
Dana Foster.
348
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:19,968
Right now?
349
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,448
Okay, I'm on the case.
350
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,406
Honey, love ya.
Gotta go.
351
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,539
What--
352
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,367
Just like that?
Sweetie, you--
353
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,369
It... It's our anniversary.
354
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:31,284
Oh, yeah.
Happy anniversary, Rick.
355
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,157
It's Rich.
356
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,941
It's Rich!
357
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,465
Rich!
358
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:39,596
Rich!
359
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,032
DANA: Rich.
360
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,122
Rich!
361
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,211
Rich?
362
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,039
Dana.
363
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,174
I just had the weirdest vision
of our future together.
364
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,784
Was I pregnant?
365
00:18:54,698 --> 00:19:00,051
No.
366
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,316
Oh, yeah?
367
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,144
we were living in a trailer
with eight kids,
368
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,102
and you wouldn't let me
go to law school.
369
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,757
I wouldn't--
Excuse me, um...
370
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,890
I wouldn't let you
go to law school?
I'm sorry.
371
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,675
You know I would
never do that.
372
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,677
Dana, I-I want a family,
373
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,635
yeah, but I want you
to have a career, too.
374
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,681
I know how important
that is to you.
375
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:23,771
Good. Thanks.
[CHUCKLES]
376
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,165
I just hope that,
uh, when you become
377
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:30,473
a big-shot lawyer,
you won't forget
all about me.
378
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:35,522
I could never
forget about you.
379
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:39,352
And then you jetted off
to New York and you left me
crying on the bed.
380
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:45,662
Believe me, if we got married,
it would never be like that.
381
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,708
Really?
I promise.
382
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,887
I'd like to
make a proposal.
383
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:56,673
Proposal?
384
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:04,159
Dana Foster,
385
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,639
in sickness
and in health,
386
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:12,385
ever...
387
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:15,257
[LAUGHS] I do.
388
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,311
[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
389
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,182
MAN ON TV:
We'll be right back
for the conclusion of
390
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,010
Murder, She Wrote.
391
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:32,274
Huh. Hey, Carol?
Mmm-hmm?
392
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,494
It's almost noon.
That's right, Frankie.
393
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,322
It's time for dinner.
Okay.
394
00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,369
after 67 years,
395
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,415
we're finally all alone.
396
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,635
Oh.
Now we can do what
we always wanted to do.
397
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,855
Ooh! In the middle
of the afternoon?
398
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,291
You betcha!
399
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,032
Hot diggity.
Yes.
400
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,381
I tell you what,
I'm gonna go upstairs
401
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,035
and slip into
something flannel.
402
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,690
Oh.
403
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,387
I'm right behind you,
love puppy.
404
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,348
Wait for your old
stud muffin.
405
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,654
Here he comin' now.
406
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,658
I'm right
behind you, baby.
407
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,444
I'm-- [PANTING]
408
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,490
Where the hell was I going?
409
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:20,061
Who the hell am I?
410
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,760
Where's J.R.?
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