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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, hey, guys, come on in.
I wanna show you
J.T.'s new apartment.
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Oh.
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[GASPS]
Wow.
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So? I mean,
the paint's still wet
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in a few places,
but what do you think?
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It's fantastic.
Really.
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You'd never know this used
to be the beauty salon.
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Well, except for that drain
in the middle of the floor.
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Well, you know, given J.T.'s
barnyard bathroom habits,
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the drain might come
in handy.
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Oh, sounds like
somebody's jealous
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because J.T. gets a new
apartment and she doesn't.
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Oh, please.
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I have a dream
that when I move out
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there's gonna be two
time zones, a mountain range,
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and an equator
between me and this place.
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You guys are gonna have
a lot of trouble finding me.
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Wow, I have
the same dream,
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only in my dream,
we're not looking for you.
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Oh, my God.
Frank's outwitting me.
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It is time to move out.
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Hey, Barky,
I got my own place.
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I'd invite you over,
but no dogs aloud.
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Whoa, Dad.
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You like it?
Yeah, this place is awesome.
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Oh, and I got
great news.
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so this place
won't cost you a penny.
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How are you gonna do that?
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You only have got
a part-time job.
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Two words, room mate.
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Uh, J.T...
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You are not allowed to move
your girlfriend in here.
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First of all, I know that,
and, second of all,
she said no.
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So who's gonna be
your roommate?
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[RICH YELLING]
Coming through!
Coming through!
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[CRASHING]
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Sorry.
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FRANK: Ooh.
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Stand back,
or I'll slime you.
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[JEAN-LUC YELLS]
Come back here,
you little thief.
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This is
a high-speed chase.
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You better hope you have
good mileage on that thing,
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because here I come.
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Oh, yes.
I've got you
in a cul-de-sac now.
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[JEAN-LUC YELLS]
Oh!
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Oh.
[GROANS]
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[SIGHS]
What is going on here?
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Well, you see, Lilly is
an international jewel thief,
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and I am
Jean-Luc Van Damme,
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Tae kwon do master,
kickboxer,
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hairdresser to the stars,
and I'm undercover,
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because she just tried
to get away
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with a major
jewel thievery!
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No, I mean,
where did all these
toys come from?
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I thought you were just
gonna pick her up from school
and take her to the park?
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Well, uh, yeah, I did,
but on the way home
from the park,
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we decided we needed
to stop at the toy store
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and pick up a few
small items to play with.
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Lilly, go upstairs while
I talk to Jean-Luc, okay?
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Great. That's where
we put the new trampoline.
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The new trampoline.
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It, uh, it makes her
feel taller.Jean-Luc.
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I'm just going to go
upstairs to make sure
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Yeah?
Would you come down?
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Come. Come. Come.
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Come here.
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[SIGHS]
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Are you out
of your mind?
Look at this.
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Why did you buy her
all these toys?
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Well, the thing is,
it wasn't really my fault.
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I took her
to the toy store,
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and she said,
"Okay, aisle six."
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I know you're just trying
to be nice, Jean-Luc,
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but you can't keep
buying her all these toys.
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You are spoiling her.
Look at this.
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No, I... I don't want
to spoil her.
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I... I really don't,
so I'm going to stop it.
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I give you my word.
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Really. No more extravagant
diversions for Lilly.
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Do you promise?
Absolutely.
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Okay.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I'll get it.
What? Why?
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Because it's for me.
It's for me.
Uh, it's my lawyer.
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Open the door.
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[HONKING HORN]
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Where's my little
pal, Lilly?
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Carol, I'd like you
to meet my attorney,
Mr. F. Lee Bozo.
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[HONKS HORN]
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, man, this is
great, isn't it?
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Is this great, or what?
Huh?
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Is this great,
or what?Yeah, man.
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There's nothing better
than having your own place.
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Hey, watch this.
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Don't worry about it, man.
We got a drain back there.
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Uh, hey. Whoo!
[LAUGHS]
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Mm. Hey, and there's
no one around here
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to bust our chops,
telling us to shut up
and go to bed.
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Shut up and go to bed.
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Hey, Dad, no offense,
but, uh, this is our place.
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You can't
just come in here
and tell us what to do.
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Oh, yeah? Watch.
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[TURNS MUSIC OFF]
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You touch that stereo,
and I'll take it out back
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and throw it
in the wood chipper.
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In the real world,
my dad couldn't
just come in here
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and lay down
a bunch of rules.
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You're right.
You're absolutely right.
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In the real world,
landlords lay down
all the rules.
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So from now on,
I don't want you to think
of me as your dad.
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I want you to think of me
as your landlord.
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"Mr. Lambert, sir."
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Come on, Dad.
No, no. No "Dad."
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"Mr. Lambert, sir."
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Now, what we will do
is draw up a lease.
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That will do.
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He's kidding, right?
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Okay, now, number one,
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the rent will be paid
on the first of the month,
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which is tomorrow.
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Number two, no loud music
after 11:00--
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11:00? What are you
thinking about?Oh, come on.
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Okay, you're right.
After 10:00pm.
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And number three.
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If you even think about
having a girl here overnight,
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I think you know
what I'll put in
the wood chipper next.
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Hello,
Mr. Landlord, sir.
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Mrs. Landlord, sir.
Hi.
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Check it out.
It's our new satellite.
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Hey, did you know
that in Mexico
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Well,
isn't that special.
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Hey,
aren't those dishes
kind of expensive?
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Oh, well, you know, see,
I'm glad you brought that up,
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because, uh, we kinda had
to dip into our rent money,
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so we're gonna be
about a hundred bucks
short this month.
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Okay? See ya.
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Wait. Whoa,
wait a minute, boys.
No, it's not okay.
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You know,
in the real world,
there's no such thing
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as being a hundred bucks
short on your rent.
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Okay, Dad. Uh, I mean,
Mr. Landlord, sir.
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What are you gonna do?
Evict us?
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In a heartbeat.
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He's such a kidder.
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"In a heartbeat."
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You're funny.
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Bonjour.
Hi.
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What the hell is that?
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[GASPS]
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It's the new
Fishin' Magician.
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56 different tools,
and it hangs
right on the belt.
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Huh.
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Carol, I know I'm not
supposed to spoil Lilly,
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but I bought her
just one more
tiny little present.
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Oh, what now?
Oh, come on, Carol.
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It's just a little something
she fell in love with.
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I didn't have the heart
to say no.
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I want you to see it.
It's right out back.
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[SIGHS]
Please?
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because then I could use
my new Fishin' Magician.
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Look, Mommy.
I got a pony.
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Well, isn't that great?
JEAN-LUC: Well, yeah.
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Well, Frank, I hope
that Fishin' Magician
has a pooper scooper.
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Jean-Luc, could you
come in the kitchen
for a minute, please?
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Uh, actually,
I'm rather busy.Right now.
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[PONY SNORTS]
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A pony?
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Well, I, uh...
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but you have
to draw the line somewhere.
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Jean-Luc, I know that you
wanna be the fun uncle,
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but you can't buy Lilly
everything she wants.
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I know.
I know I shouldn't do it.
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But it's just...
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it's just really hard
for me to say no to Dani.
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Dani?
What?
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You said "Dani."
That's your daughter's name.
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[GASPS]
Oh.
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Oh, that's why
you've been buying
Lilly all these gifts.
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'Cause you're missing Dani.
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What...
What are you saying?
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Are you saying that I am
using your daughter
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as an emotional substitute
for my own daughter
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just because
I am broken up inside
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that I cannot see Dani,
the light of my life,
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on her birthday,
which happens to be
this weekend,
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because the divorce
settlement stipulates that
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I cannot see her
until Christmas?
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Well, you are wrong.
Oh, are you wrong.
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I laugh
at your wrongness.
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[LAUGHS]
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[SOBBING]
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Pan pizza for every meal.
This is the life!
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Hey, listen,
you're not gonna believe
what I found out today.
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We actually
have to pay for water.
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No free water?
When did that start?
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[SCOFFS] I don't know.
Next thing you know,
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we're gonna be paying
for electricity too.
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What's all our stuff doing
in the middle of the yard?
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Oh, maybe Dad's
putting in that new
Jacuzzi I asked for.
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Ooh.
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Hey.
Hey, there's a note.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"Dear tenants,
in view of the fact that
you have not paid the rent,
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"you are hereby evicted.
The Management.
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"P.S., don't try getting back
in the house, either.
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"The locks have been
changed, and trespassers
will be shot on sight."
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Oh, yeah, right.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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It looks like rain.
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This is bad.
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[KEYS JANGLE]
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He actually
did change the locks.What? Hey!
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Hey!
Let us in!
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Let us in!
Let us in!
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Hey, guys.
How's it going?
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Lousy.
We're stuck out here
in the rain. Let us in!
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Oh... Oh, I can't.
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Why not?
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Have fun out there
in the real world.
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You know, I'm starting
to think your dad
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was serious
about this eviction thing.
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You think?
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We gotta get him
to let us back in the house.
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Look, let's just tell him
what he wants to hear,
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we were wrong, he was right,
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we learned our lesson,
yada, yada, yada.
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Then maybe he'll let us
back in the house
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Here he comes!
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Whoa-ho!
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Hey, guys.
How about this rain, huh?
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Boy, I'll tell ya,
it's weather like this
that makes you say,
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"Thank God I have
a roof over my head."
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Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
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We were wrong.
You were right.
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We learned our lesson.
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Yada, yada, yada.
Now let us back in the house!
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Well, as touching
as that apology was, son,
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there's only one way
you're getting back inside,
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and that's
to pay the rent.
241
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,920
But we don't have it.
What are we supposed to do?
242
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,661
Enjoy the great outdoors.
243
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,315
BOTH: Hey!
244
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,970
[THUNDER BOOMS]
Get back! Get back!
245
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,363
[GROANS]
246
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,582
I get the house.
No!
247
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:21,801
I get the house!
248
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,112
You can have the house.
You can have the house.
249
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:46,260
[KNOCKING]
250
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,740
Come on, let us in.
Dad, let us in!
251
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,481
Come on!
I can't feel my feet!
252
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,483
Please. Please!
253
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,662
Oh, Dana!
Dana! Dana!
254
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,490
Sweetie! Sweetie!
Let us in.
255
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,538
What is going on?
What?
256
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,632
Hey, you want a muffin?
These are great.
257
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,720
Thanks.
258
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:17,291
Whoa, look at this.
259
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,119
Dana, please!
260
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,685
I've got ice in my nose!
261
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,820
You know what, Frank?
I'm sorry.
262
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,953
I can't stand to see 'em
suffer like this.
263
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,650
Thank you, sweetie.
Thank you so much.
264
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:29,869
I love you--
265
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:32,872
There. That's better.
266
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,659
Dana! Dana, please!
Dana!
267
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,487
I'm gonna die out here!
268
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,752
You know what, Frank?
We really can't let them die.
269
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,363
Why not?
270
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,627
Well, you know, there'll
be police and coroners
and an inquisition,
271
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,935
and I have midterms
coming up. I don't have
time for that kind of thing.
272
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,720
Okay, I'll see if I can
work something out.
Let 'em in.
273
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,201
Oh!
Yes!
274
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,291
Oh!
275
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,165
Oh, God.
276
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:07,776
[GROANS]
277
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,693
Okay, Dad,
we get the point.
278
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:15,697
We have to pay
the rent on time.
279
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:16,872
So we don't have
the money.
280
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,005
So how
can we fix this?
281
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,138
Well, I think
I have an idea.
282
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,401
I'd like to meet 'em
in J.T. and Rich's
apartment, please?
283
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,015
[SIGHS]
284
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,758
Either there's a rock
in my shoe or my big
toe just fell off.
285
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,116
Okay, guys.
286
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,769
Listen,
everybody has times
287
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,033
when they run
a little short on cash.
288
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,948
But that's when
you gotta get creative
289
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,080
and tap into your
personal assets.
290
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,910
You mean, like, become
a gigolo and have women
291
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,259
pay for the privilege
of dating me?
292
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:04,224
Well, that's
a good thought, son,
293
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:08,924
What's up, Dad?
294
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,970
Low, low prices.
Everything must go.
295
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:17,019
Mark, how much
money do you have
in your birthday fund?
296
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,803
Fifty bucks.
Congratulations.
297
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,109
You just
bought yourself a TV.
298
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,806
All right. Yeah!
299
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:26,115
Hey, that's my VCR.
Ah, that's included.
300
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,381
Well, make me an offer.
301
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,731
Forty bucks.
Forty bucks? Are you insane?
302
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,342
This thing's worth
at least a hundred.
303
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,955
Sold for $30.
Take it away, little lady.
304
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:44,786
Wow.
This is going swell.
305
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:48,355
Hey, how much for your
baseball card collection?
306
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,488
Dad,
it took me 15 years
307
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,100
to put that collection
together. It's priceless.
308
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,711
How about
I'll give you ten bucks?
309
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,757
No way!
It's the single most
important thing in my life!
310
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,543
Okay, 20.
But I'm taking your guitar.
311
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,545
Sold for $20.
Yes!
312
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,725
Well, I think
this went rather well.
313
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,293
Ugh. I think
we been hosed.
314
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,642
Dad, you're cold.
315
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,515
Okay. You're right.
316
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:22,258
I'm your father,
you're my son,
and I love you.
317
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:25,740
And I should
cut you more slack.
Yada, yada, yada.
318
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,005
Welcome to the real world.
319
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,318
Bonjour.
320
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,712
Lilly? Lilly, are you ready
to go to the circus?
321
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:46,021
Your ringmaster of fun
has arrived.
322
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:51,070
Oh, uh, Jean-Luc.
323
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:55,596
and, um, Lilly's not going
to the circus with you.
I'm going to take her.
324
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:59,948
Carol, I know that
I bought her too many toys,
but please don't do this.
325
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:02,907
Please don't do this.
I'm really looking forward
to taking her to the circus.
326
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,214
I know, I know, I know,
but I really think that
what I have planned
327
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,521
you'll like just as much,
okay? Now, trust me.
Sit here.
328
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,349
Okay.
329
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,534
Bonjour.
330
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,493
Dani?
331
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,368
Oh, Dani.
332
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,110
Dani, I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
333
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,676
Are you really here?
334
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,809
Oui, oui.
335
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,724
Did you hear that?
She said, "Oui, oui."
336
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,247
I'm so happy.
337
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,293
I could just go "oui, oui"
all day long.
338
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,123
That come out wrong.
339
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,736
Ah, I missed you
so much.
340
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,433
I missed you too,
Papa.
341
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,218
How did you get here?
342
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,829
Well, when I saw how much
you were missing Danielle,
343
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,745
I just, um,
took it upon myself
344
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:02,315
to call your ex-wife
and talk to her, you know,
mother to mother.
345
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,708
I get to spend the whole
weekend with you.
346
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,232
The whole weekend.
347
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:10,279
Well, I'm, uh,
going to go upstairs
and get Lilly.
348
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,674
Carol.
Yeah?
349
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:17,286
There are no words
I can say to thank you
enough for this.
350
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:21,072
Yeah, well, seeing you two
together is thanks enough.
351
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:29,255
Look at you. Look at you.
Look how much
you have grown.
352
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,561
The last time I saw you
you were a petit biscuit,
353
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,998
and now you are
an entire croissant.
354
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,870
Thank you, Papa.
355
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,524
Dani, come and sit down.
356
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,178
Are you tired
from your flight?
357
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,444
In fact, I am just passing
my second wind.
358
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:50,754
That came out wrong.
359
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,976
Oh, mon coeur.
360
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,196
You are the apple
of your papa's ear.
361
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,460
What does that mean?
362
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,940
I don't know.
363
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,726
It just means
that I love you
very, very much.
364
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,823
Thank you for helping me
fold the laundry.
365
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,868
Oh, nothing's too good
for my honey bunny.
366
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,351
Hey, I'm eating here.
367
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:26,790
When are you not eating?
368
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,055
Go fetch the paper,
Barky.
369
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,625
Ooh.
Hey, these are Dana's.
370
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,410
She must have dropped 'em.
I better go give 'em
back to her.
371
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,851
Hey, Mr. L.
Hey, Ri... Uh, hey, Rich?
372
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:52,990
One quick question, son.
373
00:20:53,077 --> 00:21:01,042
Oh, you mean these?
374
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:02,478
Allow me to clarify that.
375
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,661
Allow me
to clarify that further.
376
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,840
she was not wearing
this underwear.
377
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,458
Allow me to modify
my recent clarification.
378
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,376
You hold these,
379
00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:36,730
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