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NARRATOR: Last week onStep By Step...

ALL: We're going to Disney World.

"Boris Petrovski from the Russian Republic of Uzbekistan

"set a record by visiting every attraction in the park

"in just under four days."

I'm gonna break this Russian guy's record

and bring the title back home where it belongs.

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is J.T. Disney.

Hi. Really?

"Country music talent search.

"Winner receives a $500 college scholarship."

Guys, this could be my big chance to be discovered.

It took us a year to save up that money, man

and you blew it in two days.

You gotta be the most irresponsible jerk I've ever met.

If I'm such a jerk, why don't you get out of my face?

Oh, don't you worry, as soon as I can scrounge up

enough money for bus fare

I'm headin' back to Port Washington

and finding myself a new friend.

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

FLASH: I love this.

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

MAN: ♪ The dream got broken

♪ Seemed like all was lost

♪ What would be the future

♪ Could you pay the cost you wonder

♪ Will there ever be a second time around

WOMAN: ♪ Woah-a woah-a

♪ When the tears are over

♪ And the moment has come

♪ Say, "My Lord I think I found someone"

♪ You know it will be better

♪ 'Cause you're putting it together

♪ For the second time around

ALL: ♪ Step by step, day by day

WOMAN: ♪ Day by day

ALL: ♪ A fresh start over

♪ A different hand to play

♪ The deeper we fall

♪ The stronger we stay

WOMAN: ♪ We'll make it better

MAN: ♪ Second time around ♪

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Okay, Flash, we have a lot of time to make up today

so no bathroom breaks.

Man, you're strict.

Let's start right here at Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular!

Huh. Great! I love Indiana Jones.

Me too, I've been waiting for this all week.

Yeah? Well, give me five, little man.

This is gonna be awesome.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make.

It seems that Indiana Jones got waylaid by a tribe of, uh,

angry nomads.

There's gonna be a slight delay.

The next show will begin at 2:00.

Thank you.

Can we come back at 2:00, Dad?I'm sorry, son.

We'll be on our way to the airport by then.

But I saved Indie to be my very last.

Now, I'm never gonna see him.

I know how he feels.

I remember one day I was at

the Gilligan's Island convention.

I waited all day to get Gilligan's autograph.

And they sent out the professor instead.

Isn't there anything you could do, Dad?

Don't worry, pal.

Let me see if I can work somethin' out here.

Flash, what are you doing?

We can't afford any delays.

Mark, some things are more important than the record.

Uh, excuse me, sir.

My name is Jake Gordon, but, um, you can call me Flash.

Oh, yeah, yeah, you're the guy

who's tryin' to bring the ride title back to America.

Yeah. What can I do for ya?

Oh, well, there's gonna be a lot of kids

disappointed if they can't see the show.

I realize that but there's just nothin' I can do.

Not necessarily.

Can we talk in your office for a minute?

Sure, why not. Let's go.

[RUMBLING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[GASPING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[GASPING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[CROWD APPLAUDING]

[BELL TOLLING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

What happened?

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHEERING]

Isn't Indie great?

Yeah.

He is.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

♪ What's the world comin' to girls with guitars

♪ Mothers tend to worry 'bout girls with guitars ♪

Okay. Whoo!

Alright, not bad, huh?

Yeah, uh, I think we just work on it

for a few more hours, we'll have it.

A few more hours?

Karen, uh, we spent practically our whole vacation

in this stupid condo.

I wanna see the park.

You can see it on the Disney Channel when we get home.

[SCOFFS]

Karen, don't you think you're being

a little obsessive about this?

Hey, this is my future we're talking about.

We've only got six more hours before the contest.

[SCOFFS] You know, I don't care

what you say I'm taking a lunch break.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, you two, get back here.

This is my group, and we eat when I say we eat.

[LAUGHING]

Oh, yeah?

Well, I've got news for you

Ms. Queen of the Nashville Nazis.

If we don't eat, we don't sing.

Well, fine.

You're just back-up singers anyway.

I don't even need you.

I'll sing by myself.

That's fine with us.

In the immortal words of Johnny Paycheck

you can "Take this job and shove it."

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Howdy, folks!

Welcome to country music talent search

at the Neon Armadillo.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Alright.

First up, we have a little gal from Port Washington, Wisconsin.

So give a big proper country welcome to Ms. Karen Foster.

[CHEERING]

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Are you okay, honey?

[SIGHING] I can't do this.

[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

MAN: Next up we've got a little gal

from Munday, Texas, Ms. Becky Sue Martin.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Karen!

Karen, stop!

Karen, wait!

Just leave me alone.

Karen, what's going on?

Well, isn't it obvious?

I choked.

[SIGHING] When I got up there and I saw the people

and the lights, I got nervous and I froze.

I don't understand, I mean, you've sung for people before.

Yeah, but never in a big place like this.

[SIGHING]

Guess I don't have any business being a real singer.

Karen, that's not true.

You've got a lot of talent, alright? You can do this.

You just have to go back and, and try it again.

Yeah, you know, I mean,

if you really wanna be discovered,

you'll have to sing in front of people.

[SIGHING] I'm not sure I can do that.

Look, well, maybe you won't be as nervous

if we get up there with you.

Why would you do that after the way I treated you guys?

Come on, 'cause we're sisters.

You know, and we gotta stick together.

Thanks, guys.

Alright.

Alright. Mmm, okay.

Come on. Let's do it.

♪ Though you're out of my life

♪ Oh, I don't feel single tonight ♪

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

Thank you, Sue Martin, from Munday, Texas, y'all.

Thank you!

I think I'm ready now.

Okay, let's give it up one more time for Karen Foster.

[CHEERING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ She turned 15 with great expectations

♪ Her older brother knew somethin' was up

♪ He caught her going through his record collection

♪ Lookin' at Hendrix like a lovesick pup

♪ She begged and she pleaded till dad finally listened

♪ He drove her in the car down to Sears Roebuck

♪ He bought her that guitar and that was the beginning

♪ Now she's down in the cellar with the amp turned up

♪ Girls with guitars Daddy's little angel

♪ Girls with guitars What's the world comin' to?

♪ Girls with guitars

♪ Mothers tend to worry 'bout girls with guitars

♪ She went off to college got her degree

♪ Her parents breathed a sigh of great relief

♪ Daddy's thinkin' law school Mother's thinking medicine

♪ Daughter's thinking how she's gonna break the news to them

♪ Oh

♪ Girls with guitars Daddy's little angel

♪ Girls with guitars What's the world comin' to?

♪ Girls with guitars

♪ Mothers tend to worry 'bout girls with guitars ♪

[CHEERING]

Oh, sorry. Watch it.

Oh, it's you. What are you doing here?

I figured you'd be out spending the last of our money.

[SCOFFS] I did. I just bought a bag of popcorn.

Well, then, half of it's mine.

Yeah, you're right. You're half's on the ground, Pee-wee.

Oh, that's real clever, Jughead. I'm outta here.

Yeah? Well, why don't you go and find Snow White?

See if she's looking for another dwarf.

Hey, J.T., what's goin' on?

Nothing. Just, havin' a chat with my ex best friend.

You know, I'd love to hear about this. But I'm on a deadline.

So, walk with me. Talk with me.

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Anyway, the bottom line is Rich is being a complete jerk.

Let me get this straight.

Uh, you said, you were JT Disney.

You told Rich you were keeping track of the money

and you spent all of it but $11,

but Rich is a jerk?

Well, um, if you put it like that

I, I guess it sounds like some of it's my fault.

Some of it?

[SIGHING] Alright, all of it.

Going up. Have a nice trip.

Look, man, I know I messed up.

But I can't go crawling back and apologizing to him.

It'd be too embarrassing.

Well, I can understand that.

I mean, what's the big deal.

So you lose your best friend.

You guys don't go back that far, do you?

Well, only to the first day of kindergarten.

Okay, um... Hey, you got a lot of other friends, right?

Well, actually, Rich is about it.

Girlfriend?

No. Pet?

No. Um, favorite blanket?

Dad threw it away. I see.

[SIGHING]

Well, I guess you're right, man.

Maybe, I should just go back and apologize.

JT: Hey, great view. What happens next?

We drop 13 stories.

[ALL SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS]

JT, could you let go? This really isn't a hug moment.

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, Rich! Rich, wait up, man.

Why? Why? What do you want?

Look, man, I just wanna give you something.

Here. What is this?

Look, man, I know I messed up with the money and everything.

And I really wanna make it up to you.

So I cashed in my plane ticket

and I'm gonna take the bus back home with you.

I figured, we can use what's left over

to start our apartment fund again.

It's $200.

Man, I know it's not much but

when I get back home, I'm gonna get a job.

And, uh, make the rest up to you.

I'm really sorry, man.

No, man. I'm sorry.

It wasn't all your fault.

I mean, I was havin' a good time with the girls too.

I just, shouldn't have let you hold the ATM card.

It's like, uh, having Bill Clinton

watch your French fries.

So, buds again?

Why not?

I mean, we're already sleepin' together.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Ahem.

Fireworks. Fireworks, fireworks. Yeah.

MAN: [OVER P.A] Ladies and gentlemen

we are proud to present Illuminations.

A dazzling display of fireworks and light.

Uh, some anniversary, huh?

Our last night here and we haven't spent one moment alone.

Yeah, but the kids. They had such a great time.

Honey, I'm just wondering when the day is gonna come

when we can be a romantic couple again

without a bunch of kids hangin' around.

Yeah, well, I get the feeling that day's gonna come

a lot sooner than we think.

Would you look at our kids down here?

And Brendan's 12, Dana's 20.

Those kids will be gone before we know it.

Hey, what about Lilly?

We have her outnumbered two to one.

I guess you're right.

After seven kids, one's gonna seem like a vacation.

CAROL: Yes.

[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

[SIGHING] Great fireworks, eh?

They are, Ma. It's really nice.

You know I've noticed that you two haven't had any time alone.

Why don't I watch Lilly tonight

and you take the key to my condo.

Really? You mean, we can spend the whole night alone?

Well, it's your anniversary.

You should spend some time with your wife.

Connect the dots, Frank.

Thanks, Helen.

Enjoy. Thanks.

Well...

A whole night alone.

Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary.

Man, what a great fireworks show.

Yeah, too bad you just missed

breaking that Russian guy's record.

Yeah, that Indiana Jones thing really slowed me down.

Uh, but it was worth it to make that little kid happy.

Flash, I just made some calculations

and you may still have a shot at winning the title.

The Russian guy was here during a holiday week

when the park was open an extra hour each night.

Therefore, you still have three hours left to break the record.

That's great, you can do it

tomorrow morning before we leave.

Do you think you can do 11 rides, eight souvenir stands

and 26 food carts in under three hours?

Flash Gordon never backs down from a challenge.

Let's do it. Whoo-hoo! Yes!

ALL: Eight, seven, six.

ALL: Five, four.

ALL: Three, two, one.

[ALL CHEERING]

[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHEERING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

Go, Flash. Yeah!

[ALL CHEERING]

[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Go, go, go...

I've never been so proud to be an American.

[ALL CHEERING]

Alright, Flash, all you have to do is hop on the fire truck

to the castle, buy a churo and you have the record.

♪ Getting strong now

♪ Won't be long now

♪ Getting strong now ♪

Thanks.

Come on, Flash.

He's gonna make it.

He did it! He did it! Yes!Yeah!

Alright, yes!

[CHEERING]

Yes! We brought the title back to America.

[CHEERING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]