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I'm in a really bad mood today.
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So was I,
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but then I started to
paint my nails
in sunshine orange,
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and now I feel terrific.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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I have to pick a major
by next Monday
or my life is ruined.
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I thought you were going to be
a history major.
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Yeah, I also thought about
English,
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psychology,
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anthropology,
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pre med, pre law
and architecture.
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At one point,
I was so desperate,
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Well, it's your own fault
for having so many interests.
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I mean, it's times like this
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Hey, hey. Ha-ha.
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It's the Foster freaks.
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Lookin' good today, ladies.
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Yes, Dana, you have a
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particularly lovely glow
about you.
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What are you two nitwits
so chipper about?
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Did your inflatable women
finally, say yes?
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For your information Barky,
we figured out what
we're going to major in.
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That's right.
We're combining two fields
we're both very interested in.
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Anatomy,
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and physical education.
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What kind of major is that?
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B-ding! B-ding! Hey!
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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MAN:
♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future
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♪ Could you pay the cost
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord
I think I've found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together
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♪ For the second time around
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ALL:
♪ Step by step, day by day
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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ALL:
♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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WOMAN:
♪ We'll make it better
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MAN:
♪ The second time around ♪
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Hi, I'm Dana Foster.
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I'm here to take your
career placement test.
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That'll be seventy five bucks.
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It's expensive, but
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Yeah, I went through that, too.
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It was really hard
trying to find a major.
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So, what did you end up doing?
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I dropped out of school.
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But it worked out fine.
You know,
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I got this great job here.
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I work about fifteen hours
a week.
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[OZZIE CLEARS THROAT]
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Test?
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Oh?
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Here you go. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Happy testing.
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Thank you.
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Oh, God, Barky's here.
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Me? What are you two doing here?
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You're not gonna believe this.
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He says it's not a
"legitimate field of study."
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Yeah,
so we got to come here and
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take this stupid test
to find out
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Hey, here's my money.
Give me two stupid tests.
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Okay, cool.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Happy testing.
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This one.
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Actually--
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-I want this one.
-Get out of here, man.
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-En garde.
-En garde.
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Hey, would you two
dueling dimwits knock it off.
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This test is
very important to me
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and I would appreciate
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-Yeah, okay, fine.
-Sorry.
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Psst.
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What are you putting
for the first one?
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Rich Halke.
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Not your name, doofus.
The first question.
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-Foot fight!
-Foot fight, en garde!
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Hi, Frank.
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Oh hi, honey.
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FRANK: Oh? Hmmm.
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What brings you down here, huh?
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Well, remember
a couple years ago
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and you were really busy and
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"Thanks, I owe you one?"
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-Yeah?
-Well,
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we're even now.
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No, it's no big deal.
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Carol, you can't hire somebody
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-for my crew.
-I know.
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I know, and
I never would have done it,
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it's just that
his grandmother loaned me money
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to start my beauty salon
and I really felt that
I owed it to her.
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Well, couldn't you pay her back
by giving her a perm or
waxing her mustache, huh?
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Well, Frank, jeez, you know,
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I mean, her grandson
really wants to learn
the construction business
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and you are the...
Perfect teacher.
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-Why?
-Because,
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because you have such
strong, knowing,
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hands and when people work
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under you they really respond.
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Hmmm... Jeez,
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I can't even remember
the question,
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but I have a feeling
the answer is yes.
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Great, great. I'll go get him.
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-He's here?
-Yes.
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Well, he's very eager.
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Flash?
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Hey, Carol, thanks a lot.
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Well, Flash,
this is my husband, Frank.
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Good to meet you.
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Thanks for giving me a chance,
Frank. You're a wonderful guy,
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Frank. It is Frank, isn't it?
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Yes.
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Well, I have to get back
to the beauty salon.
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So gee, I'm so glad
to see you two
hitting it off so well.
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Really, really, I think
this is going to be the...
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The beginning of a
beautiful friendship.
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Really, I do. [CHUCKLES]
I do, I do, yes.
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Well, bye.
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Wow, Frank, terrific lady.
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Okay, so I guess you want to
know something about
my background,
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my work experience, whatever.
If you have any questions,
you just ask away.
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I'm an open book.
I have no secrets.
Go ahead, ask me anything.
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Are you on something?
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No, Frank, no drugs.
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You mind, if I jog in place?
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Flash, Flash, is it possible
for you to just, stand still?
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Sure. [STUTTERING]
I don't have to keep moving.
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I just need to let off
a little steam now and then.
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[SCREAMS]
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So, what's going on today?
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It's a condo remodel, Flash.
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We're going to do a little work
in the kitchen,
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we're gonna do some work
here in the family room,
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the bedroom and bathroom
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and we're thinking about
replacing the sliding
glass doors,
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and putting in some
French doors.
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-Hey, Frank?
-Huh?
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I don't know. Let me see.
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Let's do it.
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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Okay, huh,
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door gone.
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What did you do?
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You said we were
going to replace the slider
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with French doors.
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I said,
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we were thinking about it.
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Oh, man.
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Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Hey, guys, mail's here.
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You both got something
from that, uh, testing place.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Lambert. Ah, Dana Foster!
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Thank God,
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[DEEP BREATH]
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"Dear Miss Foster,
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"our conclusion is
you should seek the position of
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"prison guard in a women's
correctional facility."
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A... A prison guard?
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Oh, yeah,
a guard in a chick's jail,
you're perfect for that.
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This stinks.
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I mean, it's bad enough that
some people gotta
get stuck in jail but,
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now they gotta wake up to
your ugly face every morning.
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Clearly,
there is something wrong
with this test.
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I don't know, Dana.
I think it's right on.
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Mine says, I should become, uh,
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a psycho-ologist.
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A psychologist?
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You can't even pronounce it.
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Yeah,
it's the perfect job for me.
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Chicks will come in,
lay down on my couch
and pay me.
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JT, you're an idiot.
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I mean, What could possibly be
more ridiculous than
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you being a psychologist?
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Paging Doctor Halke.
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Doctor Rich Halke.
Report to ER, stat.
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The test said
you should be a doctor?
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Yeah! Get this,
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I'm thinking of specializing
in women.
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Eighteen to...
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Mrs. Lambert.
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A doctor, man that's great.
I'm going to be
a psycho-ologist.
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This is insane.
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Sure, I can.
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Would you like me to...
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[EXHALES]
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Listen to your heart?
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Tup tup. Tup tup.
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Demented gnome.
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What a crock.
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Me, working in a women's jail.
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Ah, c'mon Dana,
it's not that bad.
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It's not like
you meet a lot of guys, anyway.
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Good shot, Dr. Lambert.
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Thank you, Dr. Halke.
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CAROL: I'm just calling to see how Flash is working out.
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Oh, honey,
he's working out just fine.
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He started out by
totally destroying
a sliding glass door.
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Then, he wallpapered a room
we just painted and
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he topped off the morning
by backing my truck
into a port-a-potty
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while Virgil was
still sitting on the throne.
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Hey, Frank,
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Big, big surprise.
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I gotta go.
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Look, I know I screwed up
this morning,
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but I worked through the break
just to make up for that.
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Do you like it?
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I took out the cabinets
like you told me to.
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I told you to take out
the bathroom cabinets,
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not the kitchen cabinets.
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Oh, no! [WHIMPERING]
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Oh, no!
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Okay, okay, okay, don't panic,
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we'll just reinstall them. Now,
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where are the cabinets
that you took out?
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Outside on the driveway.
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Okay, then they're just fine.
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-Uh, Frank?
-Yeah?
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I kind of backed over them
with your truck.
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Flash...
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Are you mad at me?
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No,
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I'm not mad at you.
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Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Stupid! Stupid!
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Hi.
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Cool, welcome back.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Happy testing.
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Look, the only reason I'm here
is that
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there's something wrong
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with your moronic test.
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a guard in a women's prison.
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Do I look like
I should be a guard
in a women's prison?
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I don't know.
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Listen,
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I demand to know
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the criteria you use to arrive
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at such ridiculous conclusions.
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I would like to see my test.
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I'm sorry, but, uh...
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These files are
for employees only.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Oh, it's the phone.
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Newton Testing Center.
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Yes, boss.
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Uh huh, boss.
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00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,621
That was my boss.
264
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:48,409
He wants to see me right away.
265
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,890
Oh, yeah? Well,
I would like to see him, too.
266
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:56,939
he's in the back room and
that's for employees only, too.
267
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,941
But good luck with the
prison guard thing.
268
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,073
That sounds really cool.
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Jerk.
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00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:27,970
Feibish, Flavin, Foster.
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BOSS: No, no, no Ozzie.
272
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,977
That's really nice of you,
Mr. Boss.
273
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:39,068
But I'm not sure
I'm ready to grade the tests.
274
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,331
I mean, I don't know anything
about career placement.
275
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:44,944
Don't need to. Ozzie my boy,
c'mon over here.
276
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,902
I'm gonna show you some of our
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"scientific methods."
278
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,256
Okay, here, this one
still hasn't been graded.
279
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,607
Uh, Beth Dorfman,
280
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,435
you are perfectly suited to be,
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00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:04,964
...prison guard.
282
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,229
That's the second time
I landed on that one this week.
283
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,491
[LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY]
284
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:21,545
Hey, Barky, it's 1:00 am.
What are you doing up so late?
285
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,026
Ah! Practicing for all those
all nighters at the chick jail?
286
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,989
Very funny, JT.
287
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,991
They do their
"scientific" evaluations
288
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,080
by flinging gum
against the wall.
289
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,604
What are you talking about?
290
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,301
It's a scam.
They take your money
291
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,650
and they make up
any result they want.
292
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,785
It's true and
it's not the first time
293
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:48,268
this Newton guy has
run this scam.
294
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,748
He's being investigated
in New York, Texas
295
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,011
and Arizona.
296
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,710
You found out all this stuff
in one night?
297
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:58,539
Yup, and I'm putting it
all in a letter to...
298
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,323
The Port Washington Timesand
299
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:01,498
the Better Business Bureau.
300
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:06,286
Hmmm.
301
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,244
"but he is really
a parasitic vermin
302
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:11,030
"that sucks the life blood
from America's youth."
303
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,597
Yow! Man, I hope
this guy's wearing a cup
when he reads this.
304
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:19,386
Hey, you mess with Dana Foster,
you're going down.
305
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,170
I wish you could major
in kicking butt.
306
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,565
Wait a minute, maybe you can.
307
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:27,046
You could be one of those
investigative reporters,
308
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,830
you know like those old guys
on Sixty Minutes.
309
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,226
Hmmm.
310
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,358
"Tonight on Sixty Minutes,
311
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,274
"Dana Foster kicks
the tar out of
the tobacco industry."
312
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,887
See, you're a natural
when it comes to
sticking it to people,
313
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,194
twisting it and
breaking it off, you da' man.
314
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,200
Thanks, JT.
315
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:59,382
Gee, Frank,
316
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,081
Carol, the kid is a menace.
317
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,300
He hooked a high pressure hose
to a bidet
318
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,736
and almost blew a woman
through the ceiling.
319
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:12,482
Hi, Frank. I thought
I heard someone out here.
320
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,136
Oh, hi, Carol.
321
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,141
but to make up for it,
322
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,187
I stayed up all night
working on the kitchen.
323
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,451
You did?
324
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,974
I sure did.
325
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,194
Heck, it's not like
I sleep anyway.
326
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,673
Come on, check it out.
327
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,425
So, what do you think?
328
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,688
New cabinets. New counters.
329
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,386
Wood paneling
330
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,997
and brand new French doors.
331
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,695
This is fantastic.
You did this all in one night?
332
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,524
Well, like I said, not sleeping
really frees up a lot of time.
333
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,441
Wow. Flash,
334
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,356
this is just beautiful.
335
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,184
[STUTTERS] I don't get it,
Flash.
336
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,360
How come you can be
337
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,406
a total disaster one minute
338
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:10,236
and then the next minute
you're a really good worker?
339
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:13,413
Well, Frank, I guess
the best way to explain it is,
340
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,154
I'm kind of like nuclear power.
341
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,331
When harnessed
and focused correctly,
342
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,637
we can light cities
and propel submarines.
343
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,162
But if unfocused,
344
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,467
all we do is go...
345
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:26,774
[SHOUTS] Boooommm!
346
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,997
What are the chances that
you could focus your,
347
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,825
uh, power for good,
348
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,045
rather than, you know, boom?
349
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,657
I'm not really sure.
350
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:49,057
Anyway,
351
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:51,755
Thanks for at least
giving me a chance.
352
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,975
You two are the nicest people
I've ever met.
353
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,456
Bye, Carol.
354
00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:58,980
Bye.
355
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,206
Oh, boy. Uhh... Flash!
356
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,294
Yeah?
357
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,689
Listen,
358
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:15,562
I'm real impressed with the way
you did this job in one night.
359
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,912
And if you can do work
like this,
360
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,783
instead of going "boom,"
361
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,263
then, uh...
362
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,699
I'd like to have you
on my crew.
363
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:27,051
-Really?
-Yeah, really.
364
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,751
This is great.
365
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,970
This is incredible.
366
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:35,277
I love you, man.
I swear to God, I love you.
367
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,236
I love you, too, Carol.
368
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,419
Wait till you see what
Flash did.
It is totally awesome!
369
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:47,507
Okay. Hey, Flash!
370
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:48,899
Yeah.
371
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,640
What's going on?
372
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:55,297
Well, Frank,
373
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:58,082
So I installed a new
stereo system in your truck.
374
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:01,085
It's got 1,500 watts,
a graphic equalizer,
375
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,740
and a bottom end booster
that'll rock your world!
376
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,699
Well, that's real nice of you,
Flash.
377
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,614
Hop on in the truck
and give it a listen.
378
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:11,095
Okay, okay.
Don't mind if I do.
379
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:15,448
There's nothing more relaxing
that listening to a little music
on the way to work.
380
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,930
He's gonna love this.
381
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:32,203
Hey, Frank!
Hit the booster if you want
a little more bass!
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